October 25, 2024 • 30 mins
- Where Am I makes a return! Long weekend edition
- No Funny, No Money, did PJ laugh?
- Advice for PJ and her husband for a loooong weekend road trip together
- The People's Poll: PJ's husband is a co host haha
- Hit Or Miss: All the topics are chosen by BJ, PJs husband
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Meddi and PJ. Thanks to chimis
Wee House, the Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And on that.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We'll keep that for next week. I can be like,
so I put you down for that.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I keep that ad. Hello, Welcome to the podcast is
producer Sarah and PJ. So there's a secret about Maddie
we're gonna reveal on the show next week. And there's
another one. You've got all the do's great. Often you're
in the waded upper YEP. Today you're in Auklan.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's great. He's not here though.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Rude, No rude.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But Meddie and I spent a lot of time together,
almost too much, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like, Yeah, I mean I'm on zoom a lot of
the time, and I still feel like I spent too
much time with you gether.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, we do the kind of we've caught up on
our on our mornings and then we walk to the
cafe to give it and then honestly we just start
doing mad ship because it's like, what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Else do you talk about? You're just specially out everything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
A lot of people can relate to that.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, but what I wanted to tell you actually don't
know if he's going to be happy with me saying this,
but oh well, I don't know. If you remember, earlier
in the week, we did a people's poll on this.
What do you do if you find a lost phone
in the middle of the street, what would you do
with it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes? And then Maddie still had it. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So Maddie came into work that day with it and
he was like, got the phone, Like, we don't know
what to do. We did the people's poll and basically
overwhelming response was like, take it to the police.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
The next day, we're sitting there and we've made a
video of this. This goes up on the Meddi and
PJ Instagram page and I'm like, hey, Maddie, what do
you think of this video? And he's like, ah, I've
still got the phone in my bag and I'm like, Maddie,
you need to take it. You need He's like, Okay,
I'm gonna go right now. So he walks off.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
PJ.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I don't know if you know this, because you're you're
on zone you were No, he walks off.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
This was used today the day before.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He goes on is super fast. I'm walking to the
police station. He goes on this little trick. Then he
texts me, He's like, hey, let's get coffee. I was like, cool,
this is just before the show. I meet up with him.
He doesn't say anything about his walk, so I'm like, oh, yeah,
it must have gone well. And he's holding two phones
in his hand.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
He doesn't say anything, and I'm like, what's that And.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He's like, oh the police day should I've still got
the fucking phone. And now think about this. He's away
for the wedding for four days. I know for a
fact that he's not dropped it off anywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He might have this morning he the sage. Yeah, but
give him the benefit of the doubt. He probably had
the morning off, he would have done it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I don't want to I don't want to put him
under the bus because on a phone for nearly a week. No,
he didn't know he was the hero. Yeah, I don't
want to get slander for that noon.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He was the hero. He's just been forgetful and useless
post and he's.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Forgotten Paul Bronte. Are the producers present, you know? And
now he's still got this person's phone has died. The
phone has died. He doesn't have a Samsung charger.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I wonder if they're actually looking for the phone. I
think they probably are, Yeah, because it died instant lest
so no one could call him.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And I actually went around the office and, like not
to sound snobby, but no one here had a Samsung
charge I'm my god, really, well in the immediate heads office,
like probably in the wider work office.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
First pinone was it, Like I was definitely rolling Samsung's hard.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She's nothing wrong with it, but we just don't happen, so.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We're all conformed, we're all boring sheep. That is good.
That's goods good, Gord Jos. And then you've got something else,
which we did this year with many on Monday, to
be fear. It's actually it's not that grand. It's quite
low level. But this show is not low level.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
We could blame it on her mad Yeah, something has happened, Well,
something has not happened to me, and it might be
Maddie's fault.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And it's to do with your living environment, yeah, which
is serious, which is a big deal. Anyway, it is
a long weekend, so we're gonna keep this fairly brief.
But coming up in the show today, well, I was
writing solo with my girl Sarah, thank you for keeping
me company. We brought back Where am I? Because well
(03:50):
why not? Our boss always said, if you've got a
reason to bring it back, bring it back, and so
I thought, well, le's to a long weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Addition, it actually went pretty well.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Who she did? Yeah, actually did pretty I think we
shouldring it back back. No funny, no money. She was moderate, Yeah,
she was moderate. It's okay. At least it wasn't terrible.
And then talked about how my husband and I nearly
broke up within thirty minutes of getting into camping vent
together and we needed your advice. So all of them
are more coming up in the podcast. Enjoy, have a
(04:19):
great weekend, and okay, next week, what.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
What Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And it's time to bring back an old favorite.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So Maddie is away this afternoon PJ running the Ship
with producer Sarah. Hello, and we actually there's a game
that got banned on our show from our boss a
while back because it just got quite painful after a while.
And our boss clearly said to us, you can bring
it back if you've got a reason. And so on
my way to work, today ding ding ding. The bounce
went off and I thought, oh my god, this is
(04:52):
the reason where am I can come back long weekend edishan.
So if you don't know how where are my works?
All you need to do is give us a call,
oh wait, one hundred the hits and give us three
clues on where you will be spending the long weekend,
so three identifying features of the town that you'll be
staying at this weekend. And then once we've received the clothes,
(05:17):
I get two follow up questions. Because usually Medie and
I would get a question each, today I get two
follow up questions and if I how did it work?
What happens if I get it right?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So if you guess it right, normally they don't when
they don't.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, but if they stump me, then they'll win the prize.
And we've got actually a really effic rix On a
Dove and Links prize pack to give away, all thanks
to Chemists Warehouse and are rix On a seventy two
hour advanced protection. It won't let you down. So if
you are on the way to your long weekend destination,
let's have some fun. We know that the traffic is
(05:50):
rubbish in parts of the country. Oh wait, one hundred
the Hits. Think of three identifying features of the township
you're going to be staying at this weekend. Oh hundred
the Hets, and we can be how can you help
with some prizes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Next, Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ, the podcast The
Heads Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And PJ minus the metti. Damn it, hang on, hang
on this one here, this.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
One where am I?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm back on pushing the buttons today. Usually it's produced
of this serra. Produce to the serra. Oh my god,
I'm read on.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's been a long time, very hard to press buttons.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, produce of the serra. Anyway, we are playing around
of where am I Long Weekend edition? So we used
to play this game, and you give us a call.
Oh wait, one hundred the Hits give us three identifying
features of the town where you will be for the
long weekend, and then I get two follow up questions,
(06:47):
and then the aim of the game is for you
to stump me, Kayla, Welcome to the show. Hello, Hello, Hello, Okay,
so this is where you're heading for the long weekend?
What is your first clue?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Just to be super broad and non specific at all,
I'm going to say Central.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh okay, Okay, it's good. Start Okay, so Central that
makes me think like landlocked, but no, maybe it's just
central North North. Okay, keep going clone number two.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Clue number two is Lake Ticka Poe.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What I meant you just giving that away?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No, that's that's a clue. Doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You're really read on me near Kayler.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Nice, Kaylor, you really.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Really throwing me something? Okay, what's your third clue?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Third clue is pies.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Come on, you've got this peach, do I though?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay? Central Lake.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Like, yeah, okay, it's near Fearly? Is it Fearly? Damn it?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Oh my right, oh my god, right, because I know
I know my pies, and I know that Feely they
have some of the best in the country.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh my god, Kayla, what are you doing in Feeley
this weekend?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm gonna go visit the family before obviously the Christmas
scandals and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Nice. Yeah, get in early. That's it's a good way
to be.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh well, I feel like we need to give for
the prize pack anyway, because I feel like I kind
of helped you along the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You did a little bit, and yet it's a long weekend, Kayler.
Let's give you a Reek Owner Dove and Links prize
pack or thanks to chemistry your house. How does it sound.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
That sounds fabulous. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
There's not looking great for that part of the country,
is it.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
No, No, we really picked a good weekend for it.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, you just play lots of card games and Monopoly
and all that wholesome kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hey, we'll have a great week in Kylor. Thank you
so much for playing. And I don't know if where
am ill be back. I'm soon.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I can't believe you did that while Maddie was away.
He's going to be guts is so gut.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It madj the podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Maddy is away doing wedding duties for his best friends,
so we'll let him off the hook. It is a
long weekend. I'm sure probably at least forty percent of
the country have done the same. But earlier in the
week we were talking about the infamous sign that went
globally viral at Dunedin Airport, the one that said basically,
don't hug for longer than three minutes. If you do,
you got to go to the proper car park. It
(09:29):
was tongue in Chake. It literally made headlines all around
the world and it's been quite entertaining to watch how
reporters overseas attempt to say Dunedin, including this one here.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
An airport in New Zealand is limiting how long passengers
have to say goodbye to their loved ones. This is
the sign that's posted at the Dundon Airport. Max hug
time three minutes the Dundon Airport.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The Dundon air was honey and I am not like
I am not perfect when it comes to pronunciations under neairport.
It's it's the way we're going to call it. Moving forward. Hey,
coming up next, No funny, no money. This is going
to be really interesting without Medy in the studio, but
we're still going to proceed with it. If you're on
the road right now, heading to your long weekend destination,
(10:16):
get thinking of your best joke and if you make
me laugh, which is pretty simple, lets me fair, I
will give you fifty dollars. Just be chemistry house now.
Producers herea has come in to test the waters with
me this afternoon. This is going to be lame.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
These are very easy ones to ease you into it
okay for a lot, dare I say it? Sometimes you
just don't quite get the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm focusing on a million things coming out of the
song this time.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I want you to be calm, Maddy, to back you r.
How do you get a country girl's attention? You attractor?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh? Like attractor?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, laugh, We've got to be better than that. Well,
I've got another one.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Not at least I got it. It was a good start. Yeah,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Funny enough for you.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
No, all right, did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
What they slipped on the mat.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's fine, he woke up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Okay, So will us use this as a benchmark to
showcase if it's a good joke or a bad joke.
Let's left the bar. I believe in us. We can
do better. People are already calling through and we will
start taking your submissions on eight one hundred. The hats
No Funny, No Money coming up here.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Many and PJ the podcast heads No funny, no money.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay. She's going to be a real experiment today because
usually it's Maddy and I who you have to impress.
And if we laugh at your joke, then we'll give
you fifty dollars to spend chemist warehouse. I am usually
the weakest link. I'll be honest, okay, but maybe on
my own maybe I won't laugh as much because I
won't have Meddy's face to lock air producer Hereah, are
(12:02):
they good jokes?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They are?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Look, they were all great when I was feeling the calls.
But I just have to say that people keep calling
them the same joke that we've had in the last
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
There's some repeat.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Eff, you got to be listening.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Did you let them through the game? No, because then
I have to do that thing rayalgilly laugh like I've
never heeard it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, these ones are good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, Helen's joining us. First up, Helen, what do you
do for the long weekend?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Just chilling out at home?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Hopefully beautiful, beautiful, very underrated, doing not much? Okay, Helen,
what's your joke? Give it to me?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Okay, here we go. How do you know how heavy
a hot chili is?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
How do you know how they are hot chilli is?
I don't know. Give it away, give it away, give
it away, now you get it? Tell Melly song I
kid as sorry.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
It's a real Christmas craser one. Normally I've had so
many wines before I can't do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You know what line?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I like the most about it, Alan was the commitment
to the Anthony Keena's voice. You really went there, You
really just had me like I was at a red
hot Jellipipper's concert. So, Helen, you're right. Fifty minutes for
you curs.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Fantastic, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Not a bad starts. I'll be really honest. It could
have been a lot worse. Donaka is joining us. Hello, Donaica? Hi, Hello,
how are you this afternoon? Okay? Once you joke? Donaica?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Not?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Ho's near? She's straighten like ho?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Make you your mine?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Are you a pig or owl?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh no, she's eight years old, I know, but we
can give her a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Little selation prize, say strong, darnicare consolation prize is coming away.
But I'm not just going to buckle because they're young
and cute. Okay, that's wrong, Taylor, your up Nicks on
the chopping board. Welcome along to no funny, no money?
What's your joke?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Him? So, why did the chicken across the road?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Why did the check across the road?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And that was me, Sarah laugh.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
That was producer Sarah and I've already heard it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm so wicked this game, Taylor, you get fifty bucks
this minute games were house. Oh my god, I feel
bad that I didn't give it to Dannak the eight
year old game, Taylor, Jimmy, Okay, let's wrap it up
with you. Welcome to No Funny, No Money. What's your
best joke?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
And so I'm domous on perhalf of my daughter, who
got a bit shy. But what does a cloud we
are under his raincoat?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What does a cloud were under his raincoat? I don't know, underwear? Underwear,
she said. Gim that's another consolation prize coming. Ay, I
don't think I can give you the box. I'm so sorry.
I have a great long weekend. I mean it could
(15:19):
have been worse.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
You nearly made it through nine.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Many is away head of the long weekend, but I'm
here produce the series here and my husband should be here.
So we're actually about to embark on our very first
family camper vent Trap. I'm so excited. We're going to
be hitting around the Cormande. We're going to go there tonight,
which is quite a ballsy move. Getting out of the
(15:48):
big spot.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
You were just talking about the traffic. You've got a
six person and toddler.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And a two year old. What could go wrong? But honestly,
my husband, he's a farmer, and he gets so stressed
out as soon as we get into urban areas and
as soon as we're on like heavily populated roads that
don't have sheet or cars, he gets so straight start.
And so I was in the position of navigation role
earlier this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Not great? Not great? We nearly hit it to fung
today and I panicked because we were going on the
motorway and we had to take like a turn off
one of the exits, and I, this is what I do.
I sometimes I like don't look at the details right.
And I prematurely panicked, and I was like, oh, we
got to rove this one. And so he's stressing out.
(16:36):
And then like I've gone down that except so many
times I stuffed it up. He panicked. He was like, no,
I'm following the navigation. We had like probably about two
or three barnese between the airport and getting to work,
and I just thought, this is not the best stuff. No,
this is just always what happened, Like when we travel,
I'm not as organized as I should be. All we
(17:00):
get quite key details. So I was thinking maybe we
could like compile a list of good roady taps to
stay together and not break up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, but the reason why I'm a little bit worried
is because you've so far only driven from on airport
to work.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Correct? Yeah? And that's probably not the hardest part, considering
that we have a heap of whiny roads and the
crime get together. So let's put together this afternoon together
the ultimate list of road trip hacks, Like, what are
some things that we can do on the road trip
to a ease tension be make it more fun, and
(17:38):
see make it go quicker. You're ultimate roady hacks. You
can text through four for eight seven or give us
a call eight hundred. Hat Siriah, you travel quite a bit.
What's your little roady Heck?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Definitely music, as BJA your husband someone who likes to
listen to music.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, absolutely, but I think I'm going to be on
the music anyway. Have you got any additions to the
Ultimate roady Hacklost ticks and through football at se becomes
a bill and the Hats.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Mady and PJ, the podcast The Heads Just PJ and
reduces Era Getting you home this evening, a lot of
people have clocked off early head of the long weekend,
and to be honest, I'm very excited because for the
first time our family is going on a bit of
a caravan trip. I've had, honestly people reach out saying,
go on camera vanning with some of the best memories ever,
(18:37):
Like it's just so simple and you get to just
see a beautiful country and it's do you remember that
movie r.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
V, Like a family going on the R and B trip.
That's what I'm imagining for you.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're quite gen z is a sort of more in
your era, like.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, when I was younger, early two thousands.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Movie Okay, yeah, okay, I was around then.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yep, you know things go wrong in the RV.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't say that. Well, we're basically wanting your help
this evening, oh light hundred the hertz because literally after
thirty minutes of getting in the camp, things got pretty
tense and stressful when I was in charge of navigating,
So I thought, looks, let's put together a list and
then we can focus on the good things that can
happen on the Roady Rosie is joining us. Get a Rosie.
(19:25):
Oh hello, Rosie? You there?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Hi? What do you reckon? We should do on the Roadie.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
So whenever my partner and I go on any kind
of long drive, we listen to a trivia podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh that's goods.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
And we're quite competitive, so it gets pretty heated. But
we'll start the trivia podcast and then all of a
sudden we're nearly there. So it makes the time go
by really fine. I was going to keep your brain
active as well.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Does it ever flip and get too competitive? And then
two heated?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I won't lie. Yeah, sometimes it's all good fun.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
One of the kind of yeah that the trivia comes
up with.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
So this particular one we listen to. It comes out
once on Monday, and it's sort of like pub quiz trivia. Yeah,
he does specific rounds, like he'll say the lyrics of
the song and you have to you've got to figure
out what the song is.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Fun, it's like lots of alpha quizes to give it.
Maybe we should make a podcast here that isn't just
all of the al.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
That's a good idea, Rosie.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Thank you so much. You have a great weekend. We're
going to see out the litle kimus We House prize.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Al right, oh, thank you have a good one.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Thank you. What do you doing for the long weekend?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Spring cleaning?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I get so that's a beautiful Oh will you have
a good to your right?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
All right? Thanks? Take here?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, you two.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
We had someone else that called through before. What was
their advice?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
He is China call through?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
She did drop off, but she did suggest karaoke? So
what's the kind of vibe with BJ singing?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
My husband?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
As I said before, when he's in charge of the playlist,
it can very quickly go from rock grunge to a
bit of regae to a bit of rap. But then
sometimes we make them middle grand.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
You be like in the cargoing. No, not really, Okay,
I have found an article that sees how to survive
a road trip with your husband.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's his reconnect on the road. How well do you
really know each other?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah? I can? Yep. God, this is right. Reminded me
of a saying from a movie or a TV show. No,
it's from the Rocky Oh my God show. When check
is it? Anyway, let's check for another day.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
His biggest regret in life.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh my god, you could, God.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh god. I cannot wait for report back on Tuesday.
How the Infamous campra Ventri, Maddy.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
And PJ, Medi and PJ, the podcast The.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Hits, Maddy's away tonight. My husband Bej, who has just
been one of Got Side, has just come in to
help out for this The People's Pole.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
The Big Pole's Poll, everybody comes together.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Hi BJ, Welcome to the show. And I would like
to remind you that the microphones alive. This is a
family friendly show, so no profanities or naughty words. Can
you achieve that? Excellent? Excellent too, sous. Okay, so you've
hard us through the People's Poll on the show before. Yeah, okay.
(22:45):
So we have a daily topic and you can weigh
in on the Instagram page the hit Strive with Meddy
and PJ. Today. I thought we would keep it really simple.
As we're heading into the long weekend, a lot of
people earn their cars and I was talking with producersra
Her revealed to me that she cannot drive a manual
and so sorry, Sarah for throwing you under the bus.
(23:08):
So I thought, because I think we just assumed that
everyone could drive emnual, but can you can you actually
work a manual vehicle? I know you think that everyone
can not everyone can be It's a New Zealand right, Yeah,
I know, but like, when was the last time you
actually drive a manual? Well?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I do drive an auto, but I know how to
drive menal.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Good chest, good chest. So you can tax through four
four eight seven. It's a very simple question for your
Friday evening. Can you drive manual? Or? Oh wait, one
hundred the Hats way in on our Instagram page at
the Hats Drive with Maddy and PJ. The results will
be revealed next anything else you'd like to add, You've
got eight seconds. Well you can come back into the
(23:51):
results next, Oh my god, May and PG, Mady and
the podcast medi and PJ minus the PJ, I mean,
minus the messy adding a BJ aka my husband.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
The Deep Pools poll, the.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Big Pools pull, everybody comes together. It's the Deep Pools Poky.
It is a simple question for today's people's poll. You
thought that everyone in New Zealand could drive a manual? Yeah,
that's right. Producer Siah has come to the table saying
she cannot. I usually thought when we were growing up
that when you set your license you had to be
able to do it a manual. Is that not the
case anymore?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
No? I think you get an option.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Now, oh, do you an option?
Speaker 8 (24:33):
But then it's something like if you're restricted, is you
couldn't have to sit longer and you're restricted or something?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, you have no idea. People are texting through. Actually
overwhelming amount of yes is on the text machine. Dad
didn't let me learn to drive. At least I knew
how to drive a manual. Yes, I can drive both
manual and auto. Yes, I can drive a manual. I
think you're a bit of driver if you learned and manual.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
What did you learn to drive?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I learned to drive an e manual.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
You can drive a manual.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But your road skills are careful. You're quite a careful
You're a horrible driver. I'm not a horrible driver. I
will abet that I could probably do a defensive driver's
course like you've recommended.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Great Christmas present.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, he's threatened to give me that for Christmas in
the last three years. But more texts coming through My
daily driver as a manual Sabaru and I drive a manual.
Lots working in a panel beaters from Betty. But if
we go to the overall stats because we put this
up on our Instagram page, will we get a more
thorough accurate percentage? Quite interesting, someone said, Kai, So we
(25:37):
gave the option of kind of not at all and yes,
twelve percent said kind of your bracket? No, I can.
I absolutely passed my license with a manual. It's debatable
not at all. Eighteen percent of people said that, and
then seventy percent that they can. So he's still got
(25:58):
a love yehn zero.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, that's quite high.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's quite but there's still thirty percent anyway, it's not
getting your driving assessment of the country.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Mary and PJ.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Mady and PJ the podcast the welcome in to your
long weekend. Take here on the roads. It looks like
there's a lot of congestion, particularly out of Auckland going
south and to Northland, so do take care on the roads.
We are hitting off on our camper van trap. My
husband and I. Madi's away. He's got his best friend's wedding. BJ.
(26:34):
Are you ready for the two hour drive the same name.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I'm excited, We're excited.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I told you to bring the energy for this Navigator
is going to be the most interesting two hours of
my life.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I told you to bring the energy. This is out
intro for the last hour of our show. I need
you to just be a little bit more excited. Okay,
this is what I'm working with people.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Maddy and PJ. Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Friday Night with Maddy and PJ. Although Maddie is away,
but producer here hera producers Sarah is still in for this.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Miss.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
He's tired, guys, he's tired.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Hello, producer Hero, It's really nice to have you. Okay, So,
if you don't know how head or miss works, Producers
here comes to the table with a few topics that
usually Mattie and I have to weigh in on. Why
don't you weigh in on them? Sure them? And then
and then also weigh in on them. Okay, so you
can play both now.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Obviously, I rack my brains every day trying to think
of some heads Your husband b jas obviously in the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
He just took my spot before with People's poll.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I can't let him fill in, and so I actually
asked him for some help with these head on miss questions.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So these are all b Jays.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Sorry, in advance country esque. So if you're listening city
hope you can relate. Okay, all right, PJ number one
wearing gum.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Boots in town.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh my gods, hat would you?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay? I often got into town and I am like,
so not nicely Drey start and I talk to people
who also live really and they're like, no, I always
like to put a bit of effect when I go
into town. I'm like, I don't. I always just were
like active weir with dude on it and gummies. I
even wear gumboots into the studio and mastered out.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Wow, well, next Friday is gumboot Friday. Of course, my
partner was like, you're gonna be wearing your gun boats
and I was like, I don't have any gumboots.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh Beje just said hell gee, oh Bej, thank you.
What are you gonna put them on the farm account? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I got the hot cups to number two. Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Having a little hanging diffuser thing in your casts.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You mean the six works one.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh, you have a six x one. I used to
have one of those when I had a golf as well, when.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You were like eighteen. You feel you're a try hard
survey but oh yeah, oh no, you still have no.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
No, I do you not have one anymore?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
To be honest, I like so many times have been
sucked into the idea of it being great, but it
always gives me a het ache. What even those they
always really pungent and strong.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
What about when your cast are like trash last week
you didn't want to kind of like the car make.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I just I just opened up the windows, get the.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Okay and hit almost number three prepared for us by BJ.
Today it's wearing the same outfit to a wedding, like
re wearing.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's actually got a good one, I'll be honest, which
is really dead. But it tends to happen with women, yeah,
because you're always like worried that someone's going to see
you that has been at the same wedding and you're like, oh,
I can't wear the green dres s. Agree if you
borrow it from friends or you do like a designer
(30:02):
wardrobe situation, there's always quite great.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Do you think that was one of Bj' suggestions because
he was telling you just stop rewearing the same outfit?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Or are you having a dick because I smelled well
I have not worn the same outfit enough times to
a wedding that the outfit smells. What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, Sarah, He's absolutely That is the last time
BJ will contribute to the sequence.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
To the podcast
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That
The Hits Drive with Meddi and PJ. Thanks to chimis
Wee House, the Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And on that.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We'll keep that for next week. I can be like,
so I put you down for that.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I keep that ad. Hello, Welcome to the podcast is
producer Sarah and PJ. So there's a secret about Maddie
we're gonna reveal on the show next week. And there's
another one. You've got all the do's great. Often you're
in the waded upper YEP. Today you're in Auklan.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's great. He's not here though.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Rude, No rude.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But Meddie and I spent a lot of time together,
almost too much, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like, Yeah, I mean I'm on zoom a lot of
the time, and I still feel like I spent too
much time with you gether.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, we do the kind of we've caught up on
our on our mornings and then we walk to the
cafe to give it and then honestly we just start
doing mad ship because it's like, what.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Else do you talk about? You're just specially out everything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
A lot of people can relate to that.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, but what I wanted to tell you actually don't
know if he's going to be happy with me saying this,
but oh well, I don't know. If you remember, earlier
in the week, we did a people's poll on this.
What do you do if you find a lost phone
in the middle of the street, what would you do
with it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes? And then Maddie still had it. Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So Maddie came into work that day with it and
he was like, got the phone, Like, we don't know
what to do. We did the people's poll and basically
overwhelming response was like, take it to the police.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
The next day, we're sitting there and we've made a
video of this. This goes up on the Meddi and
PJ Instagram page and I'm like, hey, Maddie, what do
you think of this video? And he's like, ah, I've
still got the phone in my bag and I'm like, Maddie,
you need to take it. You need He's like, Okay,
I'm gonna go right now. So he walks off.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
PJ.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I don't know if you know this, because you're you're
on zone you were No, he walks off.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
This was used today the day before.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He goes on is super fast. I'm walking to the
police station. He goes on this little trick. Then he
texts me, He's like, hey, let's get coffee. I was like, cool,
this is just before the show. I meet up with him.
He doesn't say anything about his walk, so I'm like, oh, yeah,
it must have gone well. And he's holding two phones
in his hand.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
He doesn't say anything, and I'm like, what's that And.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He's like, oh the police day should I've still got
the fucking phone. And now think about this. He's away
for the wedding for four days. I know for a
fact that he's not dropped it off anywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He might have this morning he the sage. Yeah, but
give him the benefit of the doubt. He probably had
the morning off, he would have done it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I don't want to I don't want to put him
under the bus because on a phone for nearly a week. No,
he didn't know he was the hero. Yeah, I don't
want to get slander for that noon.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He was the hero. He's just been forgetful and useless
post and he's.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Forgotten Paul Bronte. Are the producers present, you know? And
now he's still got this person's phone has died. The
phone has died. He doesn't have a Samsung charger.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I wonder if they're actually looking for the phone. I
think they probably are, Yeah, because it died instant lest
so no one could call him.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And I actually went around the office and, like not
to sound snobby, but no one here had a Samsung
charge I'm my god, really, well in the immediate heads office,
like probably in the wider work office.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
First pinone was it, Like I was definitely rolling Samsung's hard.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She's nothing wrong with it, but we just don't happen, so.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We're all conformed, we're all boring sheep. That is good.
That's goods good, Gord Jos. And then you've got something else,
which we did this year with many on Monday, to
be fear. It's actually it's not that grand. It's quite
low level. But this show is not low level.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
We could blame it on her mad Yeah, something has happened, Well,
something has not happened to me, and it might be
Maddie's fault.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And it's to do with your living environment, yeah, which
is serious, which is a big deal. Anyway, it is
a long weekend, so we're gonna keep this fairly brief.
But coming up in the show today, well, I was
writing solo with my girl Sarah, thank you for keeping
me company. We brought back Where am I? Because well
(03:50):
why not? Our boss always said, if you've got a
reason to bring it back, bring it back, and so
I thought, well, le's to a long weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Addition, it actually went pretty well.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Who she did? Yeah, actually did pretty I think we
shouldring it back back. No funny, no money. She was moderate, Yeah,
she was moderate. It's okay. At least it wasn't terrible.
And then talked about how my husband and I nearly
broke up within thirty minutes of getting into camping vent
together and we needed your advice. So all of them
are more coming up in the podcast. Enjoy, have a
(04:19):
great weekend, and okay, next week, what.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
What Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And it's time to bring back an old favorite.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So Maddie is away this afternoon PJ running the Ship
with producer Sarah. Hello, and we actually there's a game
that got banned on our show from our boss a
while back because it just got quite painful after a while.
And our boss clearly said to us, you can bring
it back if you've got a reason. And so on
my way to work, today ding ding ding. The bounce
went off and I thought, oh my god, this is
(04:52):
the reason where am I can come back long weekend edishan.
So if you don't know how where are my works?
All you need to do is give us a call,
oh wait, one hundred the hits and give us three
clues on where you will be spending the long weekend,
so three identifying features of the town that you'll be
staying at this weekend. And then once we've received the clothes,
(05:17):
I get two follow up questions. Because usually Medie and
I would get a question each, today I get two
follow up questions and if I how did it work?
What happens if I get it right?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So if you guess it right, normally they don't when
they don't.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, but if they stump me, then they'll win the prize.
And we've got actually a really effic rix On a
Dove and Links prize pack to give away, all thanks
to Chemists Warehouse and are rix On a seventy two
hour advanced protection. It won't let you down. So if
you are on the way to your long weekend destination,
let's have some fun. We know that the traffic is
(05:50):
rubbish in parts of the country. Oh wait, one hundred
the Hits. Think of three identifying features of the township
you're going to be staying at this weekend. Oh hundred
the Hets, and we can be how can you help
with some prizes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Next, Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ, the podcast The
Heads Eddie.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And PJ minus the metti. Damn it, hang on, hang
on this one here, this.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
One where am I?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm back on pushing the buttons today. Usually it's produced
of this serra. Produce to the serra. Oh my god,
I'm read on.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's been a long time, very hard to press buttons.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, produce of the serra. Anyway, we are playing around
of where am I Long Weekend edition? So we used
to play this game, and you give us a call.
Oh wait, one hundred the Hits give us three identifying
features of the town where you will be for the
long weekend, and then I get two follow up questions,
(06:47):
and then the aim of the game is for you
to stump me, Kayla, Welcome to the show. Hello, Hello, Hello, Okay,
so this is where you're heading for the long weekend?
What is your first clue?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Just to be super broad and non specific at all,
I'm going to say Central.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh okay, Okay, it's good. Start Okay, so Central that
makes me think like landlocked, but no, maybe it's just
central North North. Okay, keep going clone number two.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Clue number two is Lake Ticka Poe.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What I meant you just giving that away?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No, that's that's a clue. Doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You're really read on me near Kayler.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Nice, Kaylor, you really.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Really throwing me something? Okay, what's your third clue?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Third clue is pies.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Come on, you've got this peach, do I though?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay? Central Lake.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Like, yeah, okay, it's near Fearly? Is it Fearly? Damn it?
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Oh my right, oh my god, right, because I know
I know my pies, and I know that Feely they
have some of the best in the country.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh my god, Kayla, what are you doing in Feeley
this weekend?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm gonna go visit the family before obviously the Christmas
scandals and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Nice. Yeah, get in early. That's it's a good way
to be.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh well, I feel like we need to give for
the prize pack anyway, because I feel like I kind
of helped you along the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You did a little bit, and yet it's a long weekend, Kayler.
Let's give you a Reek Owner Dove and Links prize
pack or thanks to chemistry your house. How does it sound.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
That sounds fabulous. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
There's not looking great for that part of the country,
is it.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
No, No, we really picked a good weekend for it.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, you just play lots of card games and Monopoly
and all that wholesome kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hey, we'll have a great week in Kylor. Thank you
so much for playing. And I don't know if where
am ill be back. I'm soon.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I can't believe you did that while Maddie was away.
He's going to be guts is so gut.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It madj the podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Maddy is away doing wedding duties for his best friends,
so we'll let him off the hook. It is a
long weekend. I'm sure probably at least forty percent of
the country have done the same. But earlier in the
week we were talking about the infamous sign that went
globally viral at Dunedin Airport, the one that said basically,
don't hug for longer than three minutes. If you do,
you got to go to the proper car park. It
(09:29):
was tongue in Chake. It literally made headlines all around
the world and it's been quite entertaining to watch how
reporters overseas attempt to say Dunedin, including this one here.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
An airport in New Zealand is limiting how long passengers
have to say goodbye to their loved ones. This is
the sign that's posted at the Dundon Airport. Max hug
time three minutes the Dundon Airport.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The Dundon air was honey and I am not like
I am not perfect when it comes to pronunciations under neairport.
It's it's the way we're going to call it. Moving forward. Hey,
coming up next, No funny, no money. This is going
to be really interesting without Medy in the studio, but
we're still going to proceed with it. If you're on
the road right now, heading to your long weekend destination,
(10:16):
get thinking of your best joke and if you make
me laugh, which is pretty simple, lets me fair, I
will give you fifty dollars. Just be chemistry house now.
Producers herea has come in to test the waters with
me this afternoon. This is going to be lame.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
These are very easy ones to ease you into it
okay for a lot, dare I say it? Sometimes you
just don't quite get the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm focusing on a million things coming out of the
song this time.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I want you to be calm, Maddy, to back you r.
How do you get a country girl's attention? You attractor?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh? Like attractor?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, laugh, We've got to be better than that. Well,
I've got another one.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Not at least I got it. It was a good start. Yeah,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Funny enough for you.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
No, all right, did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
What they slipped on the mat.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's fine, he woke up.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Okay, So will us use this as a benchmark to
showcase if it's a good joke or a bad joke.
Let's left the bar. I believe in us. We can
do better. People are already calling through and we will
start taking your submissions on eight one hundred. The hats
No Funny, No Money coming up here.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Many and PJ the podcast heads No funny, no money.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay. She's going to be a real experiment today because
usually it's Maddy and I who you have to impress.
And if we laugh at your joke, then we'll give
you fifty dollars to spend chemist warehouse. I am usually
the weakest link. I'll be honest, okay, but maybe on
my own maybe I won't laugh as much because I
won't have Meddy's face to lock air producer Hereah, are
(12:02):
they good jokes?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They are?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Look, they were all great when I was feeling the calls.
But I just have to say that people keep calling
them the same joke that we've had in the last
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
There's some repeat.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Eff, you got to be listening.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Did you let them through the game? No, because then
I have to do that thing rayalgilly laugh like I've
never heeard it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No, these ones are good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, Helen's joining us. First up, Helen, what do you
do for the long weekend?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Just chilling out at home?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Hopefully beautiful, beautiful, very underrated, doing not much? Okay, Helen,
what's your joke? Give it to me?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Okay, here we go. How do you know how heavy
a hot chili is?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
How do you know how they are hot chilli is?
I don't know. Give it away, give it away, give
it away, now you get it? Tell Melly song I
kid as sorry.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
It's a real Christmas craser one. Normally I've had so
many wines before I can't do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You know what line?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I like the most about it, Alan was the commitment
to the Anthony Keena's voice. You really went there, You
really just had me like I was at a red
hot Jellipipper's concert. So, Helen, you're right. Fifty minutes for
you curs.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Fantastic, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Not a bad starts. I'll be really honest. It could
have been a lot worse. Donaka is joining us. Hello, Donaica? Hi, Hello,
how are you this afternoon? Okay? Once you joke? Donaica?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Not?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Ho's near? She's straighten like ho?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Make you your mine?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Are you a pig or owl?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh no, she's eight years old, I know, but we
can give her a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Little selation prize, say strong, darnicare consolation prize is coming away.
But I'm not just going to buckle because they're young
and cute. Okay, that's wrong, Taylor, your up Nicks on
the chopping board. Welcome along to no funny, no money?
What's your joke?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Him? So, why did the chicken across the road?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Why did the check across the road?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And that was me, Sarah laugh.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
That was producer Sarah and I've already heard it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I'm so wicked this game, Taylor, you get fifty bucks
this minute games were house. Oh my god, I feel
bad that I didn't give it to Dannak the eight
year old game, Taylor, Jimmy, Okay, let's wrap it up
with you. Welcome to No Funny, No Money. What's your
best joke?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
And so I'm domous on perhalf of my daughter, who
got a bit shy. But what does a cloud we
are under his raincoat?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What does a cloud were under his raincoat? I don't know, underwear? Underwear,
she said. Gim that's another consolation prize coming. Ay, I
don't think I can give you the box. I'm so sorry.
I have a great long weekend. I mean it could
(15:19):
have been worse.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
You nearly made it through nine.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Many is away head of the long weekend, but I'm
here produce the series here and my husband should be here.
So we're actually about to embark on our very first
family camper vent Trap. I'm so excited. We're going to
be hitting around the Cormande. We're going to go there tonight,
which is quite a ballsy move. Getting out of the
(15:48):
big spot.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
You were just talking about the traffic. You've got a
six person and toddler.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And a two year old. What could go wrong? But honestly,
my husband, he's a farmer, and he gets so stressed
out as soon as we get into urban areas and
as soon as we're on like heavily populated roads that
don't have sheet or cars, he gets so straight start.
And so I was in the position of navigation role
earlier this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Not great? Not great? We nearly hit it to fung
today and I panicked because we were going on the
motorway and we had to take like a turn off
one of the exits, and I, this is what I do.
I sometimes I like don't look at the details right.
And I prematurely panicked, and I was like, oh, we
got to rove this one. And so he's stressing out.
(16:36):
And then like I've gone down that except so many
times I stuffed it up. He panicked. He was like, no,
I'm following the navigation. We had like probably about two
or three barnese between the airport and getting to work,
and I just thought, this is not the best stuff. No,
this is just always what happened, Like when we travel,
I'm not as organized as I should be. All we
(17:00):
get quite key details. So I was thinking maybe we
could like compile a list of good roady taps to
stay together and not break up.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, but the reason why I'm a little bit worried
is because you've so far only driven from on airport
to work.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Correct? Yeah? And that's probably not the hardest part, considering
that we have a heap of whiny roads and the
crime get together. So let's put together this afternoon together
the ultimate list of road trip hacks, Like, what are
some things that we can do on the road trip
to a ease tension be make it more fun, and
(17:38):
see make it go quicker. You're ultimate roady hacks. You
can text through four for eight seven or give us
a call eight hundred. Hat Siriah, you travel quite a bit.
What's your little roady Heck?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Definitely music, as BJA your husband someone who likes to
listen to music.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, absolutely, but I think I'm going to be on
the music anyway. Have you got any additions to the
Ultimate roady Hacklost ticks and through football at se becomes
a bill and the Hats.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Mady and PJ, the podcast The Heads Just PJ and
reduces Era Getting you home this evening, a lot of
people have clocked off early head of the long weekend,
and to be honest, I'm very excited because for the
first time our family is going on a bit of
a caravan trip. I've had, honestly people reach out saying,
go on camera vanning with some of the best memories ever,
(18:37):
Like it's just so simple and you get to just
see a beautiful country and it's do you remember that
movie r.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
V, Like a family going on the R and B trip.
That's what I'm imagining for you.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're quite gen z is a sort of more in
your era, like.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, when I was younger, early two thousands.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Movie Okay, yeah, okay, I was around then.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yep, you know things go wrong in the RV.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't say that. Well, we're basically wanting your help
this evening, oh light hundred the hertz because literally after
thirty minutes of getting in the camp, things got pretty
tense and stressful when I was in charge of navigating,
So I thought, looks, let's put together a list and
then we can focus on the good things that can
happen on the Roady Rosie is joining us. Get a Rosie.
(19:25):
Oh hello, Rosie? You there?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Hi? What do you reckon? We should do on the Roadie.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
So whenever my partner and I go on any kind
of long drive, we listen to a trivia podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh that's goods.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
And we're quite competitive, so it gets pretty heated. But
we'll start the trivia podcast and then all of a
sudden we're nearly there. So it makes the time go
by really fine. I was going to keep your brain
active as well.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Does it ever flip and get too competitive? And then
two heated?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I won't lie. Yeah, sometimes it's all good fun.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
One of the kind of yeah that the trivia comes
up with.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
So this particular one we listen to. It comes out
once on Monday, and it's sort of like pub quiz trivia. Yeah,
he does specific rounds, like he'll say the lyrics of
the song and you have to you've got to figure
out what the song is.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Fun, it's like lots of alpha quizes to give it.
Maybe we should make a podcast here that isn't just
all of the al.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
That's a good idea, Rosie.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Thank you so much. You have a great weekend. We're
going to see out the litle kimus We House prize.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Al right, oh, thank you have a good one.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Thank you. What do you doing for the long weekend?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Spring cleaning?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I get so that's a beautiful Oh will you have
a good to your right?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
All right? Thanks? Take here?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, you two.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
We had someone else that called through before. What was
their advice?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
He is China call through?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
She did drop off, but she did suggest karaoke? So
what's the kind of vibe with BJ singing?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
My husband?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
As I said before, when he's in charge of the playlist,
it can very quickly go from rock grunge to a
bit of regae to a bit of rap. But then
sometimes we make them middle grand.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
You be like in the cargoing. No, not really, Okay,
I have found an article that sees how to survive
a road trip with your husband.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's his reconnect on the road. How well do you
really know each other?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah? I can? Yep. God, this is right. Reminded me
of a saying from a movie or a TV show. No,
it's from the Rocky Oh my God show. When check
is it? Anyway, let's check for another day.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
His biggest regret in life.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh my god, you could, God.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh god. I cannot wait for report back on Tuesday.
How the Infamous campra Ventri, Maddy.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
And PJ, Medi and PJ, the podcast The.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Hits, Maddy's away tonight. My husband Bej, who has just
been one of Got Side, has just come in to
help out for this The People's Pole.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
The Big Pole's Poll, everybody comes together.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Hi BJ, Welcome to the show. And I would like
to remind you that the microphones alive. This is a
family friendly show, so no profanities or naughty words. Can
you achieve that? Excellent? Excellent too, sous. Okay, so you've
hard us through the People's Poll on the show before. Yeah, okay.
(22:45):
So we have a daily topic and you can weigh
in on the Instagram page the hit Strive with Meddy
and PJ. Today. I thought we would keep it really simple.
As we're heading into the long weekend, a lot of
people earn their cars and I was talking with producersra
Her revealed to me that she cannot drive a manual
and so sorry, Sarah for throwing you under the bus.
(23:08):
So I thought, because I think we just assumed that
everyone could drive emnual, but can you can you actually
work a manual vehicle? I know you think that everyone
can not everyone can be It's a New Zealand right, Yeah,
I know, but like, when was the last time you
actually drive a manual? Well?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I do drive an auto, but I know how to
drive menal.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Good chest, good chest. So you can tax through four
four eight seven. It's a very simple question for your
Friday evening. Can you drive manual? Or? Oh wait, one
hundred the Hats way in on our Instagram page at
the Hats Drive with Maddy and PJ. The results will
be revealed next anything else you'd like to add, You've
got eight seconds. Well you can come back into the
(23:51):
results next, Oh my god, May and PG, Mady and
the podcast medi and PJ minus the PJ, I mean,
minus the messy adding a BJ aka my husband.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
The Deep Pools poll, the.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Big Pools pull, everybody comes together. It's the Deep Pools Poky.
It is a simple question for today's people's poll. You
thought that everyone in New Zealand could drive a manual? Yeah,
that's right. Producer Siah has come to the table saying
she cannot. I usually thought when we were growing up
that when you set your license you had to be
able to do it a manual. Is that not the
case anymore?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
No? I think you get an option.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Now, oh, do you an option?
Speaker 8 (24:33):
But then it's something like if you're restricted, is you
couldn't have to sit longer and you're restricted or something?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, you have no idea. People are texting through. Actually
overwhelming amount of yes is on the text machine. Dad
didn't let me learn to drive. At least I knew
how to drive a manual. Yes, I can drive both
manual and auto. Yes, I can drive a manual. I
think you're a bit of driver if you learned and manual.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
What did you learn to drive?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I learned to drive an e manual.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
You can drive a manual.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But your road skills are careful. You're quite a careful
You're a horrible driver. I'm not a horrible driver. I
will abet that I could probably do a defensive driver's
course like you've recommended.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Great Christmas present.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, he's threatened to give me that for Christmas in
the last three years. But more texts coming through My
daily driver as a manual Sabaru and I drive a manual.
Lots working in a panel beaters from Betty. But if
we go to the overall stats because we put this
up on our Instagram page, will we get a more
thorough accurate percentage? Quite interesting, someone said, Kai, So we
(25:37):
gave the option of kind of not at all and yes,
twelve percent said kind of your bracket? No, I can.
I absolutely passed my license with a manual. It's debatable
not at all. Eighteen percent of people said that, and
then seventy percent that they can. So he's still got
(25:58):
a love yehn zero.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, that's quite high.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's quite but there's still thirty percent anyway, it's not
getting your driving assessment of the country.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Mary and PJ.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Mady and PJ the podcast the welcome in to your
long weekend. Take here on the roads. It looks like
there's a lot of congestion, particularly out of Auckland going
south and to Northland, so do take care on the roads.
We are hitting off on our camper van trap. My
husband and I. Madi's away. He's got his best friend's wedding. BJ.
(26:34):
Are you ready for the two hour drive the same name.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I'm excited, We're excited.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I told you to bring the energy for this Navigator
is going to be the most interesting two hours of
my life.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I told you to bring the energy. This is out
intro for the last hour of our show. I need
you to just be a little bit more excited. Okay,
this is what I'm working with people.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Maddy and PJ. Maddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Friday Night with Maddy and PJ. Although Maddie is away,
but producer here hera producers Sarah is still in for this.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Miss.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
He's tired, guys, he's tired.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Hello, producer Hero, It's really nice to have you. Okay, So,
if you don't know how head or miss works, Producers
here comes to the table with a few topics that
usually Mattie and I have to weigh in on. Why
don't you weigh in on them? Sure them? And then
and then also weigh in on them. Okay, so you
can play both now.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Obviously, I rack my brains every day trying to think
of some heads Your husband b jas obviously in the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
He just took my spot before with People's poll.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I can't let him fill in, and so I actually
asked him for some help with these head on miss questions.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So these are all b Jays.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Sorry, in advance country esque. So if you're listening city
hope you can relate. Okay, all right, PJ number one
wearing gum.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Boots in town.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh my gods, hat would you?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay? I often got into town and I am like,
so not nicely Drey start and I talk to people
who also live really and they're like, no, I always
like to put a bit of effect when I go
into town. I'm like, I don't. I always just were
like active weir with dude on it and gummies. I
even wear gumboots into the studio and mastered out.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Wow, well, next Friday is gumboot Friday. Of course, my
partner was like, you're gonna be wearing your gun boats
and I was like, I don't have any gumboots.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh Beje just said hell gee, oh Bej, thank you.
What are you gonna put them on the farm account? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I got the hot cups to number two. Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Having a little hanging diffuser thing in your casts.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You mean the six works one.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh, you have a six x one. I used to
have one of those when I had a golf as well, when.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You were like eighteen. You feel you're a try hard
survey but oh yeah, oh no, you still have no.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
No, I do you not have one anymore?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
To be honest, I like so many times have been
sucked into the idea of it being great, but it
always gives me a het ache. What even those they
always really pungent and strong.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
What about when your cast are like trash last week
you didn't want to kind of like the car make.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I just I just opened up the windows, get the.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Okay and hit almost number three prepared for us by BJ.
Today it's wearing the same outfit to a wedding, like
re wearing.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's actually got a good one, I'll be honest, which
is really dead. But it tends to happen with women, yeah,
because you're always like worried that someone's going to see
you that has been at the same wedding and you're like, oh,
I can't wear the green dres s. Agree if you
borrow it from friends or you do like a designer
(30:02):
wardrobe situation, there's always quite great.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Do you think that was one of Bj' suggestions because
he was telling you just stop rewearing the same outfit?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Or are you having a dick because I smelled well
I have not worn the same outfit enough times to
a wedding that the outfit smells. What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, Sarah, He's absolutely That is the last time
BJ will contribute to the sequence.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
To the podcast
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That
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