July 5, 2024 • 39 mins
- Is a honeymoon a honeymoon if you're taking your toddler? (PJ'S asking for a.. 'friend')
- Is it divorceable if your SO eats your shared treats without you?
- No Funny, No Money! Do Matty & PJ crack... would you laugh at these jokes?
- Who's the rogue family member in your life?
- Teddy Swims joins the show, talks about his favourite songs, why he loves NZ, and even talks to a lucky caller!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Maddy and pa Ja thanks to
chimis Wee House the Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Am I look like my dad? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It was quite good? Was actually no your it was
it good?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah? I think that was good like.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The Kings of Leon. Moment was like a king like
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But me with the secretly airish airish, I love it.
I say this year us today. Gerard Butler does it
for me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Man, he should do it for me because he is
tied tchnically embodies like everything that is my tie.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Describe your type like manly man.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Manly, like tall, I would say tall, dark, handsome, dark
hanser like a bit bigger kind of here.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah heirie. Does it matter what color eyes?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
No, No, my husband's got blue eyes, lovelies. I like
brown eyes.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Fuck. The wheels are off today, the wheels.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I have a holiday all ifs anyway, what okay, I'm
not going to see you for a week or so.
This is gonna be weird because we've been like sew
in each other's pockets all year for.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Six for six months. Do I call you midweek? Yeah?
Call me mid week.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Really forget but don't call but be careful when you
call me because I might be off grid.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We need you off grid next week. I didn't tell
you what. So I was messaging a friend last.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Night and we were just catching up, and I said
to her, I'm going on this week off next week
and she said, what are you doing? And I said,
I were going out of the door for a couple
of days and then we going to stat these cabins.
And I sent her a little screenshot of the cabin
and she was like, oh my god, I've done this
and I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
How was it?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She said, she did a slightly different cabin to me,
but the same same company, same idea, best time. And
remember I said, ours was a spicy cabin. Yes, what
did she get spicy? She said, adventure level spicy.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Fuck. The hike up there was insane.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We arrived so sweaty and angry, and we may do
with the food we had because we couldn't walk that
hike again. But then but then she said, actually, once
we got there, it was amazing. Just the hike was
quite a lot, but man, run and I just did
seven k's on the weekend hiking, so I.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Think we'll be fine. We'll be fine. You're a bit
of a fitness.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you have a plan or are you just winging it?
Nahd of just swinging it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
A lot of beach time, probably a lot of like
pubs with backyard vibes in the afternoon. With Charlie, it's
like a digger park. I think we're gonna go to
a degger park where he can go and play and
like dig it and there like a wildlife place. And
then there's the Crystal Castle where I'm taking bj any messages.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh that's my dream. What is it? It's like this
place in Barron.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We're like, there's a crystal It's just crystals.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And walks and no. But it's actually really cool, really cool.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I thought it was like.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I thought it was a themed restaurant, like a medieval times.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, that is where you'd find that, and is it
gold coastal Brizzi with draculas and they have these obnoxiously
large blue drinks and like.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Experience into medieval times When we in the US, me
and a friend.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Did you is it quite a thing? Like a themed.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's like so so tacky, but you kind of just
have to lean into the.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you're going to lean into it. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
So they split you at medieval times, they split you
into sections, and depending on where you sit, like you're
literally in an arena like an old school like medieval arena,
and depending on where you sit, you end up rooting
for a different.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Like fighter because that because they've got.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Like they actually fight in front of you, like they
jousted on horses and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, and so so you end up rooting for your
your like soldier to win the jouts soldier, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Know, Yeah, I don't even know. But do you get
dressed up or do you just wear whatever you want?
They give you the you I think you can dress up,
and people did dress up. We went normally.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But they give you like they give you head gear
and stuff. And yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It sounds fun. It sounds horriphorically techy, but so fun.
You're going to have the time next week.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Look, we'll just wait wait till I'm back, wait till
I get there and I'm back, and and then I
can take a deep breath. But I'm very excited. It's
gonna be cool. It's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's just gonna be like he's so he is that
kid at the moment who you're going anywhere, and he'll
sprint off. So I just don't know how it's going
to go on the flight. Yeah, I don't know how
I'm going to get him on the I don't know
how I'm going to get him to sit down.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah. I think we're just gonna have to lure them
with Peter Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Great, then you use all the bribery tricks and tools.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, trades, Pete, Yeah exactly. So anyway, if you're on
my flight, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In advance she called be a noisy one. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Coming up in the podcast today, we have a lot
of fun we talk about with actually a honeymoon as
a honeymoon when your toddler comes along.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That was some great call.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Plus we play no Funny, No Money. Check out which
jokes came to the table this week.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And do you have a rogue family member like Maddy
does with his brother. He's not. He's a hot rug though.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, Plus Teddy Swims joins us, Oh my god, it
was such a big show.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, massive show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
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Speaker 2 (06:30):
Catch you back in a week.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Say bye bye, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm so awkward. I never know who's going to say
goodbye bye.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Okay, okay, okay, bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Ma and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I've got a hypothetical situation for you made. I want
you to put yourself on my show.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, I'm a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, I'm closing my eyes. I'm thinking I'm a hot mess.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm at what are you just gonna say I'm hot?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm like, thank you, I'm kidding, but I am going
to I'm gonna picture myself as you.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So your mate and you get home late last night,
it's about eleven thirty. You walk through the door and
you see that the telli'es on and you're like, oh,
maybe BJ, my husband's still up.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He does love us, he does love us more in order,
doesn't he.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, he's finished there, smash that out. Yeah, although he's
looking for a new show. So if you've got a
good suggestion, let me know. Anyway, So I go into
the lounge and I put my head around the corner
where I can see the couch and I realized it's
not Beja.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh God, I would die. I would have such a
heart attack, would you Yeah, because yeah, I know you
do have people coming and going from your house. Yeah,
it would be so so weird and unusual to see
someone that wasn't my husband inside.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We do have a real open door policy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Some days I get home and I'm like, oh, you're
saying tonight, Okay, it is lovely, It is lovely.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I love the more the mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
BJ's cousin Daniel staying at the moment, and he had
fallen asleep on the couch and he was out to
it and he was cut like passed out. And then
I was start with the dilemma, do I wake him up, yeah,
and tell him that he's fallen asleep, or do I
just leave the lights on, with.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The TV going, with the TV going.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And going to bed.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I think what you do is you leave them, You
leave him be, but you maybe switch the TV off
because he might he might. You know, sometimes when you
fall asleep on the couch, you end up having one
of the best sleeps you've ever had. Yeah, though, years
if the TV doesn't interrupt and wake you up.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh that's a good call. Well I just left him
and then.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And then I went to bed, and a couple of
hours later I could hear them walking through to his
being drum and I was like, oh, no, he's had
that awful you know wake when you wake up on
the chart and you're like, where am I?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What time is it? And I was like, oh, I
did the wrong thing. I should have just woken them up.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But I knew that he'd probably get a fright because
he wouldn't be used to.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Me waking him up.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think, no, I think you did the right thing.
I would have just switched the teacher, just turned the
tally off, just a case in case. That ended up
being one of the best napses you've had, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A lot of anticipation, excitement, fear, anxiety, a hit at
the school holidays, two weeks with the kids home for
a lot of appearance around the country.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What will you do? I'm sure you'll have a great
couple of weeks together. Bless bless right, bless as it is,
you know, the only little ones so enjoy it like
we are doing. My husband and I.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We are finally getting away to go on our honeymore
this weekend, and we are just popping across to one
of my favorite places, which is Byron Bay. I'm a
happy through and through and this is like a happy
haven and BJ has never been there before. So I'm
going to take him there and we're just gonna have
a lot of beach time. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And as we know, he's getting well and truly into
the happy life. He's doing his meditation at night.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, he's just wore an led face mask two nights, okay,
and I massaged his arm.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's not full woe woe yet. You're working on it though.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But here's the question, because I we are taking our
gorgeous nearly two year old he's twenty three months old
Charlie with us, and I do him, love him. He
is my favorite human in the whole world. He is
getting so funny in cheeky and sesse. But is it
a honeymoon if you take your toddler. I want to
(10:55):
hear people's experiences because I think I've kind of gone
into this a little blind.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've got a little bit like ignorant.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I was like you know what, we just got to
roll with it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
We're just gonna play it by Yeah, it's gonna be Chell.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Here's what I would say, because the honeymoon is a
chance for you guys to basically.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Like reconnect and bring the road, like extend.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The romance after your wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Right, yes, well there ain't gonna be no romance and
the eighteen month the rumors.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There well yeah, yeah, and we are all sleeping the
same that it's okay. But I mean maybe you've got
maybe you've got some taps or maybe you've got some
horror stories. But I want to know what happened when
the toddler came on the honeymoon or the baby?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How did it go? Is it technically still a honeymoon?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Or were you one of the smart ones that left
the kids at home when you went in your honeymoon
and you you are so so glad you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Get in touch all eight hundred the hats we've got
some helpis vouchers up for grabs. What was your experience
whether toddler on a honeymoon will come back and.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Take those many PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Course School holidays commenced next week, so so so oh
my god, no, I can't say it. So, so we
thought we'd take advantage and have a week off and
I'm going to be taking my honeymoon after getting married
in March. We decided to take a break mid year,
and we're taking a gorgeous toddler, Charlie, who's nearly two.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It ain't a honeymoon. It's a family holiday. It's a
family holiday, isn't it. We wanted to know your experiences.
You can take four four eight seven or call us
oh hat. This is just a little taster of the text.
On four eight seven, someone just said, PJ, what were
you thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think it's good bonding time.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's gonna be great. Guys, he's got a Nicole. Oh wait,
hundred the hats hi to Cole Hi.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah very well. Oh my gosh, you've just got back
from honeymoon with a twenty three year old.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
We're like exactly the same person three months old.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, how was that?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I mean, the flights weren't great, but it was surprisingly
really good. There wasn't any like honeymoon extracurriculus done.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, that's all right, that's all right, no expectations. I'm
going into this with a very open mind.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Yeah, but you know, like you can during the nets.
It's great.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Okay, but Nicole, was it technically a honeymoon? Like, do
you still consider the honey was just a family We went.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Extra bougie and we wouldn't do that on a heart
family holiday.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Okay, So you can, if you may, if you maybe
treat yourself a little bit more than you would on
your ever family holiday.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It still feels like a honeymoon totally.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
We went business class, must be.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There's a honeymoon. Hey, thanks so much for you, Cole.
We're going to hook him up with.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Time. Are going to be your free and Peach, I'm
actually really excited. Callum one hundred the hats you want
to weigh in today?
Speaker 8 (14:08):
We kind of did the reverse toddler honeymoon. What do
you mean we took a sixty eight year old elderly
parent with us. There would be nice none toddler.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, was this mother this mother, this mother or mother
in law.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Or father in law, father in law. So there was
language barriers, there was there was grumpiness, there was it
was paying paying full fare for everything. There was two rooms.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So basically liked the light taking a toddler, but just
more expensive.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Yes, yes, you still had the tantrums, you still had
the s.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But surely you can.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Tell us sixty eight year old that you're going out
for dinner and you don't need to take them with you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Surely you can maybe do that the odd occasion.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
No, let's let's where it gets grumpy.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, right right, It really is the whole spectrum of emotion.
Maddy and PJ May and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Hey, yesterday I was telling you about how I opened
Pandora's box right with my husband because he was doing
something that was kind of grinding my gears a little bit.
He was putting clothes that weren't dirty into the washing bust.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And then someone said you need to get a clean basket,
and then that solves your problem because obviously he wants
to chuck it out. He didn't want to actually put
it back in the drawer. He couldn't be bothered. So
if you have a clean basket, that can actually solve
a lot of your problems.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I do like that idea.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I haven't I haven't been organized enough to sort that yet.
But it's on it's on my raid. I mean it
was yesterday, you know, it's still early days. I'm thinking
about it. Ask me again in three months when I
beat you. I still haven't done it, but the idea
of the thought is there at least.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I said to you yesterday, this is the danger.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Right when you start thinking about the things that annoy
you about your partner, Pandora's box opened.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's that you bravely brought that up with Ryan, your husband.
And then he was like, well, haha, I'm glad you
came to the party with us because I've got this, this, and.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This about you.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
He is my shopping list. Yeah, but then he did
something last night that I think tops.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
So I want to know Europe's.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Thoughts on this.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
So a couple of days ago, from time to time
at the radio station, we get sent some really lovely
gifts from like from businesses or brands or whatever, and
we are companies. We got a couple of blocks of
chok clap. Yes, now you you were sorted. You didn't
want it, and so there were two blocks. So Producer
(16:47):
Sera took one and I took one, and Ryan and
I that night did dig into some of the chalk clap,
So we ate maybe half.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Of the block together collect quarter Ageah.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
So she and she alike, Yeah, it was lovely. Then
we put it, folded it up, and we said, right,
we're not no more. We can't do it any you
have to, someone has to make the call. That's the cutoff.
We'll literally devour it all.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
What is the cutoff for you, guys? Honestly, I think
we could sometimes. I reckon three quarters, we could easily do.
Once you get to three quarters, you might as well
go the whole home. I'll just go yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
But we said no, no, no, no, half halfway is
all we need. So we folded it up, put it
back in the fridge. And yesterday when I was getting
for work, getting ready for work, I thought, ah, bit
of chocolate would go down a tree. Because it was
mid morning, I was having a coffee. I thought, oh,
a cup of coffee at home with a couple of
She's nice. It's an indulgent treat. I thought, no, no, no, no, no,
(17:54):
I cannot. I can't eat this without my husband around.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So I left it to work.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I got home and I had thought all afternoon about
how we were going to have dinner and then finish
off the block. While watching this news show, we were watching.
I went and open up the fridge because we're a
chocolate in the fridge household.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
The chocolate was not there. Oh God, And I said
to Ryan, where is the chocolate? You had eaten half
a block of chocolate.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's all gone, All of that all gone.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That happens to me all the time. That honestly, Beja
has it all the time. I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You think you think you're in it together, you think
you're going in as a team. You're like, sweet, we're
going to achieve this together. And then the next day he'll.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Just go finish it off and he'll score the goal
without me.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I want to know from on the text machine Grounds
for Divorce four for eight seven, I'd love your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You need to set these rules before you, because it's
down to miss. And this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I just thought we were on the same page here,
and clearly we were. Clearly we were.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh God, of the show we every day MPJ the
podcast that's no funny, no money.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
They always even past four.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Because sometimes looking at the twenty four hour clock confuses
I'd love to say that I was trying to give
some suspense and make it feel like pause.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
But really, I just got.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Stuck at sixteen o'clock. I was like, yep, no, that's
four o'clock, a few hours away from holiday.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The twenty four hour clock confuses you, so do the
jokes usually.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okay, So if you haven't heard no money, no money,
this is how it works. You give us a call
eight hundred the hairs. You literally give us your best joke,
and if one of us, it's.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
All you need.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
One of us laughs, eat your joke.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We're going to hook you up with fifty bucks to
spend at chemist warehouse. Now, yes, some of them do
to go over my head, but in the end they
get there.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, that's all the menute.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I've just been about ten minutes during the songs or
the air brakes, explaining it to you.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Hello, Kerry, how are you good?
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Thank you yourself?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Good kid?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Not too bad mate?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
All right, what's your joke?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
A real classic blonde joke. Blonde goes the doctor and
walk into the doctor. I'm not feeling too good, he goes,
I thought we were sore, It goes, well, can you explain?
He goes, I touched my stomach touch my other doctor,
you think you've broken your finger.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All this.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I was like this going that is quite good?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, she got it, Karri, I got it. It was innocent,
it was it was good. I'm going to give you that,
Karry fifty. You just mind it, Kim as we have
wife and I love it. Oh yeah, okay, all right
that was our warm up. McLay. No, no, no, no,
business times.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
We don't have an unlimited supply of no vouchers to
give away.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
To give away a lot of these. All right, he's
got a loa hand the hats, get a loake.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
How's it going good?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Very well? Okay, what is your joke for us? Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So there's this lady and she's giving birth to twins,
a boy and a girl. Unfortunately, there were complications at
birth and she fell into a coma. She woke up
a week later and went doctor, doctor, where are my babies?
I want to see them? And the doctor says, don't worry,
they're healthy. They're with your brother. She goes, oh, thank goodness.
The doctor goes, he named them for you too. She went, oh,
(21:33):
what's he named them? Well? He named the girl Denise
and the lady goes, Oh, that's lovely. That's such a
cute name.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
What about the boys and the doctor goes the nephew, Oh.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Denisean to nephew because my brother. Oh my god, that
was long. It was the long one.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Hi like.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
All Right, Okay, we've got to be hard on our
last caller. Look you just got very box is nicumous house.
They're so useless that this game. I'm sorry, Sally, We're
about to go on holidays the last one.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I laughed at the game.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Okay, alright, is we having out with Dave? All right?
Hand the hats, Hi, Dave. What's your joke?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What's the smallest motel in the world, the smallest motion
the world?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
A woman's Bejara, Yes, believe your bigs aside, I don't give.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Up, by Dave, Bye Dave, By Dave.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
We can't give away any more, won't getting through the.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
The podcast that we you and I have very I
would a very similar family dynamics.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Well, first of all, there's two older brothers and a
younger sister.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes, and we have a big gap as well. So
my oldest brother is like ten years older than me.
Then there's eighteen months between him and my other brother,
and then there's me like eight years later.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And no, I wasn't a mistake. I was a planned, precious.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Absolute princess, much like my sister who's ten years younger
than me. And then I have a brother who's a
couple of years younger than me as well. So there's
only two and a half years between my brother and
I and we're all very close, much like.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Your siblings, very close but very lucky.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
But spread spread across the world.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
My sister lives over the ditch in Sydney and my
brother lives in la.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
He is always traveling, going to weddings, going to parties.
I just feel it's a boy, and he is older
than me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
He is thirty five.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
He's living it up.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's living his best life.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
But I was reminded of just how different our lives
are when I went to FaceTime him today and I
was I had just finished a meeting and I was
walking to work and it was lunchtime, and I had
just picked up some lunch for myself, and I thought,
I'll give my brother a card and see how he
is he answers the FaceTime, I am like just assault
(24:25):
for the senses, so loud, and all I saw was
masses of half naked people, as in like you know,
tops on the beach in LA because of course it's
the Fourth of July celebrations over there. So he was
at some massive wild beach party, drink in his hand,
(24:48):
and there are a couple of young girl around off
his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What he's got. I thought he had a lovely lady
in his life.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She was, she was, she was one of the girls.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh okay, so she's still being a bit nice. She's
still there.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, But it just I saw this image and I thought, boy,
our lives really couldn't be further apart.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Would you say? He's the rogue family member?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Is absolutely the rogue family member in so many senses
of the word. He is always he's always what does
it dance to the beat of his own drum?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
He's always done things so differently to the rest of us.
And while while the rest of us are kind of
just getting on with life, working out nine to fives,
he is always off doing something wild and crazy, and.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So you get to vicariously live through them. It's actually
a good thing for you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Absolutely, but he does give you five my toe a
little bit. But also it kind of it kind of
streaks me out. Like looking at the scenes at the beach,
I thought, actually, I'm quite happy just walking down Queen
Street with my sandwich that I've just picked.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Up for lunch. Oh I had with the hats. I
beat you.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There are so many people who have got that rogue
family members. It just doesn't grow up. That just keeps
having their best life. And as the years go by
and things happen and family members settle down and all
of things things happen, they're still just doing their own things. Absolutely,
they're still partying it up. Maybe they're in their fifties
and they're living their best life. Oh wait, hundred the Hats.
(26:17):
Do you have someone like that in your family? Who
is the rogue family member? And we say that with love,
you know, they bring color to the family. They make
things interesting at Christmas? Who is your rogue family member?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Get in touch eight hundred the Hats you can teach
four for eight seven Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ
the podcast, We're talking rogue family members.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Do you have one my brother's a bit of a
Peter Pan like just never grows up. He's thirty five,
and he's like gallivanting around the world. He's got, you know,
some female companions from time to time.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
He's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy.
But I think everyone needs these people in our lives
because they keep us young as well.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
They give you that kind of like window into the
wildlife that just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Chelsea is joining us. The hats high Charles. Hi, Hello,
who's your rogue family member?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
My uncle?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh my gosh, what makes him a rogue family member? Chelsea?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
He's still traveling around the world with his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, what like just always traveling? Got the same girlfriend though? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
And does does is this your mum's brother or your
dad's brother, my mom's brother? And does your mom say
car s settled down, get married, come back home?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, fear enough, nice Chelsea, Thank.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You so much for calling this.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This is gonna if we ever have kids. Chelsea is
going to be like being with my brother.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's true, okay, s gooda.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Hello, Hello, Hello, who's the wrong family member?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Well, it is my younger cousin and considering all us
older cousins are probably about ten years older and she's
in her twenty Yeah, she really shows.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Us how old we are stuff on the dance floor.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
She's the first one to bring out the shots at
the beginning of the night, and she's the only one
that can get all the old aunties and grandma's on
the dance floor.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But every family needs one of them, right, Are are
you allowed to see what her name is?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Her name is Peppa shout at Happy birthdayper.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, your birthday, wild child.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We all need a Pepper in our family, right.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The podcast to find the best song ever?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It might be good, but is at the best And
what better person to join us in studio to weigh
in on the best song ever?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
The absolute legendary singer Teddy Swim.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Welcome, Yes, so nice to have you here.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
So how do we how do you define at the
end of it as people just vote on the best song.
I every would think it's nominated? Is that what's happens there?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They battle it outline and it's like exactly, so, do
you have a song you want to put up for
the battle?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Because I was I was trying to figure out when
right before we got onto who did the original recording
of the song? And it's a It's a song called
That's All by Nat King Cole. It's the original recording
of it. But there's you know, so many people over
the times have done it. Frank Sinatra's done a version,
many many people have, but the original that's.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
All about can you just? Can you still look? We
give you that last forever and the problem is to
be near each time you call. That song is so beautiful.
Maybe we should do the TV swim. It's such a beautiful.
I think I think that's my favorite song.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
We've also we've also all had to come to the
party with our best songs either And I feel like
you puts mine to shot.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Maddy's is want to Be by Spice Girls. That's pretty hard.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I'm obsessed with that song?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Is hard?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What did you go for?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Mine's like taking it back at a beat? The verbs
Bittersweet Symphony.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, you know I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
I'm with.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The epic Violins. It was in the soundtrack she.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Walked down the aisle to a wedding to their song.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
There you Guys One Here Banger. Yeah, that's up there.
That's such a that's such as a legendary song.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
No, that's up there, that's that's kind of I wouldn't
I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if they had
to make at least top ten and the like. I mean,
you know, that's that's the legendary.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And we're joined by the legendary singer Teddy Swims, who
was in the country at the moment for his I've
Tried Everything therapy, taurt Now Titty, you played christ Church
last night at the town Hall.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What's your first thoughts? How was it you? Good night? Yeah?
I thought it was. It was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Man.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
There's this fun little girl that was there too, in
the front row and I had passed through my glasses
at one she might have been maybe seven or something,
you know, and it was her first concert, you know.
She had a little I love you Teddy sign and
I passed her my sunglasses and she just started sobbing.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It was so sweet. She was quiet. Her mom held
her and it was like the best day of her life,
you know, and it was so sweet. I'm just like,
that's this stuff right there.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like, yeah, yes, do you still have those moments where
you go, man, this is actually happening to me as well.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
It's such a beautiful thing, man, because I you know,
I always always think about moments like that, you know,
when when it's somebody's first concert. You know, if I
would have had something like that happened to me at
my first concert, or if I had even known, you know,
I remember my first concerts I went to. It was
like two thousand and seven Warped tour, and I saw
some of my favorite bands, and I was like, this
is what I want to be.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
This is who I want to be, This is like
what I want to do, you know.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
And I imagine if I would have gotten some like
I remember, this is this band called Cohed and Cambria
and he had like stage dove out into the crowd
and I had like touched his like curly red hair,
and it smelled like strawberries.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
And I was like, this is crazy. Smells like strawberries.
I'm going to be that one day somebody's gonna say
that about.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Me, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But you know, do you might shure that you smell
really good? Exactly what Swim smells.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Teddy Swims gave me a sunglasses he stinks, but he
gave me a sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
He was sparking about like New Zealand and how it
holds a really special place for you and how one
of we were one of the first ones to really
very music.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
The very first man our first cover I ever.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Did you know that, Michael Jackson, we'd we'd woken up
like the next day, and you know, I think I
think it was because we were up up all night
like kind of commenting back on anybody that would comment,
you know, and it must have been daytime over here,
you know. And so we just kept getting so many
like you or Teddy Swim if we love you the
key we sill love you here in New Zealand, you know.
And so we had reached out about doing like, well
we should do something for you know, I guess a
(33:06):
New Zealand artists. And we got so many, so many
things about Rivers by six sixty.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
And uh, we did it. And this is just which
covered last night, right. Yeah, we always do it here.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
It's the only place to do it because it's like
I just I owe everything in my life to do
New Zealand. That's my favorite place in the world. And
for our first people that had my back for anybody.
So I just always my hat's off to New Zealand
every time, every.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Every part of it.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Well, now, well, we love you, thank you so much
for coming back. And we chatted with you on Zoom
maybe a few months ago, and you revealed that the
last time you came to New Zealand, all you had
was Taco Bell. Please tell us you've ate in more
than Taco Bell this time here.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
In New Zealand.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Yeah, I had so where I'm staying at the hotel.
I just ate there when I just got here. But
I haven't been here much longer than that today, so
I had some oysters.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
At the hotel.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Okay, good stock, good good start. But I'm gonna I'm
I'm gonna get some nice dinner this evening. I think
I'm gonna if you have any if you have anything
that I should be in a lookout for, or any recommendations,
please please throw my way.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, if maybe people can text through four four eights
even if they've got got anything for you, recommendation wise
and Auck Clanton, Yeah, they can let us know, all right,
Yeah please yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Because I'm here, you know, I got I got dinner
here this evening and I got all day tomorrow, so
I'm I'm ready to I'm ready to eat some good food.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Well, actually on that you are here obviously for you.
I tried everything. I've tried everything but therapy to all.
We thought we could do some trivial therapy this afternoon.
If anyone's got a question like what they should have
for dinner, what they should name a pit, I don't
know what they should watch tonight, maybe they can give
us a call right now. I'll wait hundred the hats
or text four four eight seven, and we'll do some
(34:43):
trivial therapy with TD as we get into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Are you cool to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:48):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, all right, if you want to talk to Tenni
Swims on the phone right now, I'll wait one hundred
the hats. You can't text four four eight seven. We're
going into your track now.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Do you want to introduce it live? Yeah, I'm Teddy
Swims and this my song to do. I love it.
Maddy and p J. Meddy and p J the podcast that's.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Titty Swims with the door on the heads. You're with
Meddi and PJ. Do you find it offensive? When I
talk over your song today, Swim hanging out.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
With us and they're gonna make that is such a
banger of a song.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Nothing like a good DJ song, you know what I mean.
That's how you know it's a banger. Yeah, but not
when you go over the vocals.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I've got to not go over the vocals. I'm just
gonna come.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Boy to break, you know, Titty swims hanging out with us,
he'd his massive spark arena showed tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey, your shows are like sold out, Titty. That must
be so surreal. Figure my my husband and I coming
along tomorrow night and told you we're gonna have it
for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Well, actually, people are teaching through because you wanted some
food suggestions. Someone said, I'm going to Titty, just wondering
where me and Titty should be going for a drunk show.
Toki's Cave on Queen Street, do great Japanese, got to
dry dry, burger fuel, broke boy, tacos.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So many suggestions coming through. I'm sure you'll get plenty.
Here's place he was talking about. It's like under the ground. Yeah, okay,
got it.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
We also wanted a little bit of a helping hand
because you are on the I've tried everything but therapy
tour at the moment, and so we thought we'd do
some trivial therapy with you. It's actually sparked because my
husband last night said he wanted to get another tattoo,
and you've obviously got a few tattoos now, and I thought,
I wonder if Titty has any suggestions.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
For what he should get.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You know, I see, I see, just go for it,
you know, I just I just go in there and
let it happen.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Man, I find I find out now I never think yeah,
because I find I find more than like regretting something
that you ever think. By the time it just gets
on you, it's the only thing you can really take
when you go, you know, you're just like, well it's
on me, Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm probably not the best guy to get over my face.
I would not ask me if I was looking.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
For Okay, well, lou and why he is actually called
through all one hundred of hats and she's got a
question for you, tddy, what would you like to ask him.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
If you've got any suggestions for I've got a little
surprise baby on the way.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Congratulations, Congratulations, you don't.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
You don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
You haven't done a gender reveal yet. No, no, So
any boy.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Appreciate something super sick, like like rocket, rocket Rocky for sure?
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah, rocket man, Like this is a hard rocket. That's
a strong that's a strong suggestion for a name. Lou
all right, look at what are your thoughts? What are
your thoughts on Rocket? How would you not want to
hang out with a kid named rock and think is cool?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
You think about the story your kid is going to
have for the rest of their life. I'm cool, you know,
I think I love that. Thanks, thank you so.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Much for calling through you got look look at you
just dishing out of you know what something some super cool?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Hey, titty, Look, thank you so much for joining us
this afternoon. We know you're so busy. You've got a
number of shows to do, and you're about to go
on busk for a really good cause as well, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
Yeah, we're going to Commercial Bay and we're making some
money for All Red Nose Day and you know, kids
curious trying to trying to trying to trying to play
our part.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well, we know you've got to be there very soon
so we appreciate you coming in this afternoon. Thanks so
much for hanging out with us on a Friday, and
really enjoy your show tomorrow night at Spark Arena.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It's going to be such a great show. Oh yeah,
we will, baby, don't you worry about that? Do you
have any find a weird decide in New Zealand right now?
Live mean you? I love you, I love you. Thank
you so much for having me, and you know, welcome
me with opening ORMs man I just I just love
you Median p Ja. It's a podcast. Thas
The Hits Drive with Maddy and pa Ja thanks to
chimis Wee House the Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Am I look like my dad? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It was quite good? Was actually no your it was
it good?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah? I think that was good like.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The Kings of Leon. Moment was like a king like
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But me with the secretly airish airish, I love it.
I say this year us today. Gerard Butler does it
for me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Man, he should do it for me because he is
tied tchnically embodies like everything that is my tie.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Describe your type like manly man.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Manly, like tall, I would say tall, dark, handsome, dark
hanser like a bit bigger kind of here.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah heirie. Does it matter what color eyes?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
No, No, my husband's got blue eyes, lovelies. I like
brown eyes.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Fuck. The wheels are off today, the wheels.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I have a holiday all ifs anyway, what okay, I'm
not going to see you for a week or so.
This is gonna be weird because we've been like sew
in each other's pockets all year for.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Six for six months. Do I call you midweek? Yeah?
Call me mid week.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Really forget but don't call but be careful when you
call me because I might be off grid.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We need you off grid next week. I didn't tell
you what. So I was messaging a friend last.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Night and we were just catching up, and I said
to her, I'm going on this week off next week
and she said, what are you doing? And I said,
I were going out of the door for a couple
of days and then we going to stat these cabins.
And I sent her a little screenshot of the cabin
and she was like, oh my god, I've done this
and I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
How was it?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
She said, she did a slightly different cabin to me,
but the same same company, same idea, best time. And
remember I said, ours was a spicy cabin. Yes, what
did she get spicy? She said, adventure level spicy.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Fuck. The hike up there was insane.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We arrived so sweaty and angry, and we may do
with the food we had because we couldn't walk that
hike again. But then but then she said, actually, once
we got there, it was amazing. Just the hike was
quite a lot, but man, run and I just did
seven k's on the weekend hiking, so I.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Think we'll be fine. We'll be fine. You're a bit
of a fitness.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you have a plan or are you just winging it?
Nahd of just swinging it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
A lot of beach time, probably a lot of like
pubs with backyard vibes in the afternoon. With Charlie, it's
like a digger park. I think we're gonna go to
a degger park where he can go and play and
like dig it and there like a wildlife place. And
then there's the Crystal Castle where I'm taking bj any messages.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh that's my dream. What is it? It's like this
place in Barron.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We're like, there's a crystal It's just crystals.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And walks and no. But it's actually really cool, really cool.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I thought it was like.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I thought it was a themed restaurant, like a medieval times.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, that is where you'd find that, and is it
gold coastal Brizzi with draculas and they have these obnoxiously
large blue drinks and like.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Experience into medieval times When we in the US, me
and a friend.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Did you is it quite a thing? Like a themed.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's like so so tacky, but you kind of just
have to lean into the.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you're going to lean into it. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
So they split you at medieval times, they split you
into sections, and depending on where you sit, like you're
literally in an arena like an old school like medieval arena,
and depending on where you sit, you end up rooting
for a different.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Like fighter because that because they've got.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Like they actually fight in front of you, like they
jousted on horses and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, and so so you end up rooting for your
your like soldier to win the jouts soldier, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Know, Yeah, I don't even know. But do you get
dressed up or do you just wear whatever you want?
They give you the you I think you can dress up,
and people did dress up. We went normally.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But they give you like they give you head gear
and stuff. And yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It sounds fun. It sounds horriphorically techy, but so fun.
You're going to have the time next week.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Look, we'll just wait wait till I'm back, wait till
I get there and I'm back, and and then I
can take a deep breath. But I'm very excited. It's
gonna be cool. It's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's just gonna be like he's so he is that
kid at the moment who you're going anywhere, and he'll
sprint off. So I just don't know how it's going
to go on the flight. Yeah, I don't know how
I'm going to get him on the I don't know
how I'm going to get him to sit down.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah. I think we're just gonna have to lure them
with Peter Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Great, then you use all the bribery tricks and tools.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, trades, Pete, Yeah exactly. So anyway, if you're on
my flight, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In advance she called be a noisy one. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Coming up in the podcast today, we have a lot
of fun we talk about with actually a honeymoon as
a honeymoon when your toddler comes along.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That was some great call.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Plus we play no Funny, No Money. Check out which
jokes came to the table this week.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And do you have a rogue family member like Maddy
does with his brother. He's not. He's a hot rug though.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, Plus Teddy Swims joins us, Oh my god, it
was such a big show.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, massive show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
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I'm so awkward. I never know who's going to say
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Ma and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I've got a hypothetical situation for you made. I want
you to put yourself on my show.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, I'm a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, I'm closing my eyes. I'm thinking I'm a hot mess.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm at what are you just gonna say I'm hot?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm like, thank you, I'm kidding, but I am going
to I'm gonna picture myself as you.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So your mate and you get home late last night,
it's about eleven thirty. You walk through the door and
you see that the telli'es on and you're like, oh,
maybe BJ, my husband's still up.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He does love us, he does love us more in order,
doesn't he.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, he's finished there, smash that out. Yeah, although he's
looking for a new show. So if you've got a
good suggestion, let me know. Anyway, So I go into
the lounge and I put my head around the corner
where I can see the couch and I realized it's
not Beja.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh God, I would die. I would have such a
heart attack, would you Yeah, because yeah, I know you
do have people coming and going from your house. Yeah,
it would be so so weird and unusual to see
someone that wasn't my husband inside.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We do have a real open door policy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Some days I get home and I'm like, oh, you're
saying tonight, Okay, it is lovely, It is lovely.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I love the more the mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
BJ's cousin Daniel staying at the moment, and he had
fallen asleep on the couch and he was out to
it and he was cut like passed out. And then
I was start with the dilemma, do I wake him up, yeah,
and tell him that he's fallen asleep, or do I
just leave the lights on, with.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The TV going, with the TV going.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And going to bed.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I think what you do is you leave them, You
leave him be, but you maybe switch the TV off
because he might he might. You know, sometimes when you
fall asleep on the couch, you end up having one
of the best sleeps you've ever had. Yeah, though, years
if the TV doesn't interrupt and wake you up.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh that's a good call. Well I just left him
and then.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And then I went to bed, and a couple of
hours later I could hear them walking through to his
being drum and I was like, oh, no, he's had
that awful you know wake when you wake up on
the chart and you're like, where am I?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What time is it? And I was like, oh, I
did the wrong thing. I should have just woken them up.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But I knew that he'd probably get a fright because
he wouldn't be used to.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Me waking him up.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I think, no, I think you did the right thing.
I would have just switched the teacher, just turned the
tally off, just a case in case. That ended up
being one of the best napses you've had, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A lot of anticipation, excitement, fear, anxiety, a hit at
the school holidays, two weeks with the kids home for
a lot of appearance around the country.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What will you do? I'm sure you'll have a great
couple of weeks together. Bless bless right, bless as it is,
you know, the only little ones so enjoy it like
we are doing. My husband and I.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We are finally getting away to go on our honeymore
this weekend, and we are just popping across to one
of my favorite places, which is Byron Bay. I'm a
happy through and through and this is like a happy
haven and BJ has never been there before. So I'm
going to take him there and we're just gonna have
a lot of beach time. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And as we know, he's getting well and truly into
the happy life. He's doing his meditation at night.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, he's just wore an led face mask two nights, okay,
and I massaged his arm.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's not full woe woe yet. You're working on it though.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But here's the question, because I we are taking our
gorgeous nearly two year old he's twenty three months old
Charlie with us, and I do him, love him. He
is my favorite human in the whole world. He is
getting so funny in cheeky and sesse. But is it
a honeymoon if you take your toddler. I want to
(10:55):
hear people's experiences because I think I've kind of gone
into this a little blind.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've got a little bit like ignorant.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I was like you know what, we just got to
roll with it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
We're just gonna play it by Yeah, it's gonna be Chell.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Here's what I would say, because the honeymoon is a
chance for you guys to basically.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Like reconnect and bring the road, like extend.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The romance after your wedding.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Right, yes, well there ain't gonna be no romance and
the eighteen month the rumors.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There well yeah, yeah, and we are all sleeping the
same that it's okay. But I mean maybe you've got
maybe you've got some taps or maybe you've got some
horror stories. But I want to know what happened when
the toddler came on the honeymoon or the baby?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How did it go? Is it technically still a honeymoon?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Or were you one of the smart ones that left
the kids at home when you went in your honeymoon
and you you are so so glad you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Get in touch all eight hundred the hats we've got
some helpis vouchers up for grabs. What was your experience
whether toddler on a honeymoon will come back and.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Take those many PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Course School holidays commenced next week, so so so oh
my god, no, I can't say it. So, so we
thought we'd take advantage and have a week off and
I'm going to be taking my honeymoon after getting married
in March. We decided to take a break mid year,
and we're taking a gorgeous toddler, Charlie, who's nearly two.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
It ain't a honeymoon. It's a family holiday. It's a
family holiday, isn't it. We wanted to know your experiences.
You can take four four eight seven or call us
oh hat. This is just a little taster of the text.
On four eight seven, someone just said, PJ, what were
you thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think it's good bonding time.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's gonna be great. Guys, he's got a Nicole. Oh wait,
hundred the hats hi to Cole Hi.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah very well. Oh my gosh, you've just got back
from honeymoon with a twenty three year old.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
We're like exactly the same person three months old.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, how was that?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I mean, the flights weren't great, but it was surprisingly
really good. There wasn't any like honeymoon extracurriculus done.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, that's all right, that's all right, no expectations. I'm
going into this with a very open mind.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Yeah, but you know, like you can during the nets.
It's great.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Okay, but Nicole, was it technically a honeymoon? Like, do
you still consider the honey was just a family We went.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Extra bougie and we wouldn't do that on a heart
family holiday.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Okay, So you can, if you may, if you maybe
treat yourself a little bit more than you would on
your ever family holiday.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It still feels like a honeymoon totally.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
We went business class, must be.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There's a honeymoon. Hey, thanks so much for you, Cole.
We're going to hook him up with.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Time. Are going to be your free and Peach, I'm
actually really excited. Callum one hundred the hats you want
to weigh in today?
Speaker 8 (14:08):
We kind of did the reverse toddler honeymoon. What do
you mean we took a sixty eight year old elderly
parent with us. There would be nice none toddler.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, was this mother this mother, this mother or mother
in law.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Or father in law, father in law. So there was
language barriers, there was there was grumpiness, there was it
was paying paying full fare for everything. There was two rooms.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So basically liked the light taking a toddler, but just
more expensive.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Yes, yes, you still had the tantrums, you still had
the s.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But surely you can.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Tell us sixty eight year old that you're going out
for dinner and you don't need to take them with you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Surely you can maybe do that the odd occasion.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
No, let's let's where it gets grumpy.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, right right, It really is the whole spectrum of emotion.
Maddy and PJ May and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Hey, yesterday I was telling you about how I opened
Pandora's box right with my husband because he was doing
something that was kind of grinding my gears a little bit.
He was putting clothes that weren't dirty into the washing bust.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And then someone said you need to get a clean basket,
and then that solves your problem because obviously he wants
to chuck it out. He didn't want to actually put
it back in the drawer. He couldn't be bothered. So
if you have a clean basket, that can actually solve
a lot of your problems.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I do like that idea.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I haven't I haven't been organized enough to sort that yet.
But it's on it's on my raid. I mean it
was yesterday, you know, it's still early days. I'm thinking
about it. Ask me again in three months when I
beat you. I still haven't done it, but the idea
of the thought is there at least.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I said to you yesterday, this is the danger.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Right when you start thinking about the things that annoy
you about your partner, Pandora's box opened.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's that you bravely brought that up with Ryan, your husband.
And then he was like, well, haha, I'm glad you
came to the party with us because I've got this, this, and.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This about you.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
He is my shopping list. Yeah, but then he did
something last night that I think tops.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
So I want to know Europe's.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Thoughts on this.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
So a couple of days ago, from time to time
at the radio station, we get sent some really lovely
gifts from like from businesses or brands or whatever, and
we are companies. We got a couple of blocks of
chok clap. Yes, now you you were sorted. You didn't
want it, and so there were two blocks. So Producer
(16:47):
Sera took one and I took one, and Ryan and
I that night did dig into some of the chalk clap,
So we ate maybe half.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Of the block together collect quarter Ageah.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
So she and she alike, Yeah, it was lovely. Then
we put it, folded it up, and we said, right,
we're not no more. We can't do it any you
have to, someone has to make the call. That's the cutoff.
We'll literally devour it all.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
What is the cutoff for you, guys? Honestly, I think
we could sometimes. I reckon three quarters, we could easily do.
Once you get to three quarters, you might as well
go the whole home. I'll just go yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
But we said no, no, no, no, half halfway is
all we need. So we folded it up, put it
back in the fridge. And yesterday when I was getting
for work, getting ready for work, I thought, ah, bit
of chocolate would go down a tree. Because it was
mid morning, I was having a coffee. I thought, oh,
a cup of coffee at home with a couple of
She's nice. It's an indulgent treat. I thought, no, no, no, no, no,
(17:54):
I cannot. I can't eat this without my husband around.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So I left it to work.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I got home and I had thought all afternoon about
how we were going to have dinner and then finish
off the block. While watching this news show, we were watching.
I went and open up the fridge because we're a
chocolate in the fridge household.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
The chocolate was not there. Oh God, And I said
to Ryan, where is the chocolate? You had eaten half
a block of chocolate.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's all gone, All of that all gone.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That happens to me all the time. That honestly, Beja
has it all the time. I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You think you think you're in it together, you think
you're going in as a team. You're like, sweet, we're
going to achieve this together. And then the next day he'll.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Just go finish it off and he'll score the goal
without me.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I want to know from on the text machine Grounds
for Divorce four for eight seven, I'd love your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You need to set these rules before you, because it's
down to miss. And this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I just thought we were on the same page here,
and clearly we were. Clearly we were.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh God, of the show we every day MPJ the
podcast that's no funny, no money.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
They always even past four.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Because sometimes looking at the twenty four hour clock confuses
I'd love to say that I was trying to give
some suspense and make it feel like pause.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
But really, I just got.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Stuck at sixteen o'clock. I was like, yep, no, that's
four o'clock, a few hours away from holiday.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The twenty four hour clock confuses you, so do the
jokes usually.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okay, So if you haven't heard no money, no money,
this is how it works. You give us a call
eight hundred the hairs. You literally give us your best joke,
and if one of us, it's.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
All you need.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
One of us laughs, eat your joke.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We're going to hook you up with fifty bucks to
spend at chemist warehouse. Now, yes, some of them do
to go over my head, but in the end they
get there.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, that's all the menute.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I've just been about ten minutes during the songs or
the air brakes, explaining it to you.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Hello, Kerry, how are you good?
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Thank you yourself?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Good kid?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Not too bad mate?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
All right, what's your joke?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
A real classic blonde joke. Blonde goes the doctor and
walk into the doctor. I'm not feeling too good, he goes,
I thought we were sore, It goes, well, can you explain?
He goes, I touched my stomach touch my other doctor,
you think you've broken your finger.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All this.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I was like this going that is quite good?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, she got it, Karri, I got it. It was innocent,
it was it was good. I'm going to give you that,
Karry fifty. You just mind it, Kim as we have
wife and I love it. Oh yeah, okay, all right
that was our warm up. McLay. No, no, no, no,
business times.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
We don't have an unlimited supply of no vouchers to
give away.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
To give away a lot of these. All right, he's
got a loa hand the hats, get a loake.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
How's it going good?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Very well? Okay, what is your joke for us? Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So there's this lady and she's giving birth to twins,
a boy and a girl. Unfortunately, there were complications at
birth and she fell into a coma. She woke up
a week later and went doctor, doctor, where are my babies?
I want to see them? And the doctor says, don't worry,
they're healthy. They're with your brother. She goes, oh, thank goodness.
The doctor goes, he named them for you too. She went, oh,
(21:33):
what's he named them? Well? He named the girl Denise
and the lady goes, Oh, that's lovely. That's such a
cute name.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
What about the boys and the doctor goes the nephew, Oh.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Denisean to nephew because my brother. Oh my god, that
was long. It was the long one.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Hi like.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
All Right, Okay, we've got to be hard on our
last caller. Look you just got very box is nicumous house.
They're so useless that this game. I'm sorry, Sally, We're
about to go on holidays the last one.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I laughed at the game.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Okay, alright, is we having out with Dave? All right?
Hand the hats, Hi, Dave. What's your joke?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What's the smallest motel in the world, the smallest motion
the world?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
A woman's Bejara, Yes, believe your bigs aside, I don't give.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Up, by Dave, Bye Dave, By Dave.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
We can't give away any more, won't getting through the.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
The podcast that we you and I have very I
would a very similar family dynamics.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Well, first of all, there's two older brothers and a
younger sister.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes, and we have a big gap as well. So
my oldest brother is like ten years older than me.
Then there's eighteen months between him and my other brother,
and then there's me like eight years later.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And no, I wasn't a mistake. I was a planned, precious.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Absolute princess, much like my sister who's ten years younger
than me. And then I have a brother who's a
couple of years younger than me as well. So there's
only two and a half years between my brother and
I and we're all very close, much like.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Your siblings, very close but very lucky.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
But spread spread across the world.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
My sister lives over the ditch in Sydney and my
brother lives in la.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
He is always traveling, going to weddings, going to parties.
I just feel it's a boy, and he is older
than me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
He is thirty five.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
He's living it up.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's living his best life.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
But I was reminded of just how different our lives
are when I went to FaceTime him today and I
was I had just finished a meeting and I was
walking to work and it was lunchtime, and I had
just picked up some lunch for myself, and I thought,
I'll give my brother a card and see how he
is he answers the FaceTime, I am like just assault
(24:25):
for the senses, so loud, and all I saw was
masses of half naked people, as in like you know,
tops on the beach in LA because of course it's
the Fourth of July celebrations over there. So he was
at some massive wild beach party, drink in his hand,
(24:48):
and there are a couple of young girl around off
his shoulder.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What he's got. I thought he had a lovely lady
in his life.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She was, she was, she was one of the girls.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh okay, so she's still being a bit nice. She's
still there.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah, But it just I saw this image and I thought, boy,
our lives really couldn't be further apart.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Would you say? He's the rogue family member?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Is absolutely the rogue family member in so many senses
of the word. He is always he's always what does
it dance to the beat of his own drum?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
He's always done things so differently to the rest of us.
And while while the rest of us are kind of
just getting on with life, working out nine to fives,
he is always off doing something wild and crazy, and.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
So you get to vicariously live through them. It's actually
a good thing for you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Absolutely, but he does give you five my toe a
little bit. But also it kind of it kind of
streaks me out. Like looking at the scenes at the beach,
I thought, actually, I'm quite happy just walking down Queen
Street with my sandwich that I've just picked.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Up for lunch. Oh I had with the hats. I
beat you.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There are so many people who have got that rogue
family members. It just doesn't grow up. That just keeps
having their best life. And as the years go by
and things happen and family members settle down and all
of things things happen, they're still just doing their own things. Absolutely,
they're still partying it up. Maybe they're in their fifties
and they're living their best life. Oh wait, hundred the Hats.
(26:17):
Do you have someone like that in your family? Who
is the rogue family member? And we say that with love,
you know, they bring color to the family. They make
things interesting at Christmas? Who is your rogue family member?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Get in touch eight hundred the Hats you can teach
four for eight seven Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ
the podcast, We're talking rogue family members.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Do you have one my brother's a bit of a
Peter Pan like just never grows up. He's thirty five,
and he's like gallivanting around the world. He's got, you know,
some female companions from time to time.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
He's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy.
But I think everyone needs these people in our lives
because they keep us young as well.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
They give you that kind of like window into the
wildlife that just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Chelsea is joining us. The hats high Charles. Hi, Hello,
who's your rogue family member?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
My uncle?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh my gosh, what makes him a rogue family member? Chelsea?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
He's still traveling around the world with his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, what like just always traveling? Got the same girlfriend though? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
And does does is this your mum's brother or your
dad's brother, my mom's brother? And does your mom say
car s settled down, get married, come back home?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, fear enough, nice Chelsea, Thank.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You so much for calling this.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This is gonna if we ever have kids. Chelsea is
going to be like being with my brother.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's true, okay, s gooda.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Hello, Hello, Hello, who's the wrong family member?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Well, it is my younger cousin and considering all us
older cousins are probably about ten years older and she's
in her twenty Yeah, she really shows.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Us how old we are stuff on the dance floor.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
She's the first one to bring out the shots at
the beginning of the night, and she's the only one
that can get all the old aunties and grandma's on
the dance floor.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But every family needs one of them, right, Are are
you allowed to see what her name is?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Her name is Peppa shout at Happy birthdayper.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, your birthday, wild child.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We all need a Pepper in our family, right.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The podcast to find the best song ever?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It might be good, but is at the best And
what better person to join us in studio to weigh
in on the best song ever?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
The absolute legendary singer Teddy Swim.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Welcome, Yes, so nice to have you here.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
So how do we how do you define at the
end of it as people just vote on the best song.
I every would think it's nominated? Is that what's happens there?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They battle it outline and it's like exactly, so, do
you have a song you want to put up for
the battle?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Because I was I was trying to figure out when
right before we got onto who did the original recording
of the song? And it's a It's a song called
That's All by Nat King Cole. It's the original recording
of it. But there's you know, so many people over
the times have done it. Frank Sinatra's done a version,
many many people have, but the original that's.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
All about can you just? Can you still look? We
give you that last forever and the problem is to
be near each time you call. That song is so beautiful.
Maybe we should do the TV swim. It's such a beautiful.
I think I think that's my favorite song.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
We've also we've also all had to come to the
party with our best songs either And I feel like
you puts mine to shot.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Maddy's is want to Be by Spice Girls. That's pretty hard.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I'm obsessed with that song?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Is hard?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What did you go for?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Mine's like taking it back at a beat? The verbs
Bittersweet Symphony.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, you know I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
I'm with.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The epic Violins. It was in the soundtrack she.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Walked down the aisle to a wedding to their song.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
There you Guys One Here Banger. Yeah, that's up there.
That's such a that's such as a legendary song.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
No, that's up there, that's that's kind of I wouldn't
I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if they had
to make at least top ten and the like. I mean,
you know, that's that's the legendary.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And we're joined by the legendary singer Teddy Swims, who
was in the country at the moment for his I've
Tried Everything therapy, taurt Now Titty, you played christ Church
last night at the town Hall.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What's your first thoughts? How was it you? Good night? Yeah?
I thought it was. It was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Man.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
There's this fun little girl that was there too, in
the front row and I had passed through my glasses
at one she might have been maybe seven or something,
you know, and it was her first concert, you know.
She had a little I love you Teddy sign and
I passed her my sunglasses and she just started sobbing.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It was so sweet. She was quiet. Her mom held
her and it was like the best day of her life,
you know, and it was so sweet. I'm just like,
that's this stuff right there.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like, yeah, yes, do you still have those moments where
you go, man, this is actually happening to me as well.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
It's such a beautiful thing, man, because I you know,
I always always think about moments like that, you know,
when when it's somebody's first concert. You know, if I
would have had something like that happened to me at
my first concert, or if I had even known, you know,
I remember my first concerts I went to. It was
like two thousand and seven Warped tour, and I saw
some of my favorite bands, and I was like, this
is what I want to be.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
This is who I want to be, This is like
what I want to do, you know.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
And I imagine if I would have gotten some like
I remember, this is this band called Cohed and Cambria
and he had like stage dove out into the crowd
and I had like touched his like curly red hair,
and it smelled like strawberries.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
And I was like, this is crazy. Smells like strawberries.
I'm going to be that one day somebody's gonna say
that about.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Me, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But you know, do you might shure that you smell
really good? Exactly what Swim smells.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Teddy Swims gave me a sunglasses he stinks, but he
gave me a sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
He was sparking about like New Zealand and how it
holds a really special place for you and how one
of we were one of the first ones to really
very music.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
The very first man our first cover I ever.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Did you know that, Michael Jackson, we'd we'd woken up
like the next day, and you know, I think I
think it was because we were up up all night
like kind of commenting back on anybody that would comment,
you know, and it must have been daytime over here,
you know. And so we just kept getting so many
like you or Teddy Swim if we love you the
key we sill love you here in New Zealand, you know.
And so we had reached out about doing like, well
we should do something for you know, I guess a
(33:06):
New Zealand artists. And we got so many, so many
things about Rivers by six sixty.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
And uh, we did it. And this is just which
covered last night, right. Yeah, we always do it here.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
It's the only place to do it because it's like
I just I owe everything in my life to do
New Zealand. That's my favorite place in the world. And
for our first people that had my back for anybody.
So I just always my hat's off to New Zealand
every time, every.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Every part of it.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Well, now, well, we love you, thank you so much
for coming back. And we chatted with you on Zoom
maybe a few months ago, and you revealed that the
last time you came to New Zealand, all you had
was Taco Bell. Please tell us you've ate in more
than Taco Bell this time here.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
In New Zealand.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
Yeah, I had so where I'm staying at the hotel.
I just ate there when I just got here. But
I haven't been here much longer than that today, so
I had some oysters.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
At the hotel.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Okay, good stock, good good start. But I'm gonna I'm
I'm gonna get some nice dinner this evening. I think
I'm gonna if you have any if you have anything
that I should be in a lookout for, or any recommendations,
please please throw my way.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, if maybe people can text through four four eights
even if they've got got anything for you, recommendation wise
and Auck Clanton, Yeah, they can let us know, all right,
Yeah please yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Because I'm here, you know, I got I got dinner
here this evening and I got all day tomorrow, so
I'm I'm ready to I'm ready to eat some good food.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Well, actually on that you are here obviously for you.
I tried everything. I've tried everything but therapy to all.
We thought we could do some trivial therapy this afternoon.
If anyone's got a question like what they should have
for dinner, what they should name a pit, I don't
know what they should watch tonight, maybe they can give
us a call right now. I'll wait hundred the hats
or text four four eight seven, and we'll do some
(34:43):
trivial therapy with TD as we get into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Are you cool to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:48):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, all right, if you want to talk to Tenni
Swims on the phone right now, I'll wait one hundred
the hats. You can't text four four eight seven. We're
going into your track now.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Do you want to introduce it live? Yeah, I'm Teddy
Swims and this my song to do. I love it.
Maddy and p J. Meddy and p J the podcast that's.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Titty Swims with the door on the heads. You're with
Meddi and PJ. Do you find it offensive? When I
talk over your song today, Swim hanging out.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
With us and they're gonna make that is such a
banger of a song.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Nothing like a good DJ song, you know what I mean.
That's how you know it's a banger. Yeah, but not
when you go over the vocals.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I've got to not go over the vocals. I'm just
gonna come.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Boy to break, you know, Titty swims hanging out with us,
he'd his massive spark arena showed tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey, your shows are like sold out, Titty. That must
be so surreal. Figure my my husband and I coming
along tomorrow night and told you we're gonna have it
for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Well, actually, people are teaching through because you wanted some
food suggestions. Someone said, I'm going to Titty, just wondering
where me and Titty should be going for a drunk show.
Toki's Cave on Queen Street, do great Japanese, got to
dry dry, burger fuel, broke boy, tacos.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So many suggestions coming through. I'm sure you'll get plenty.
Here's place he was talking about. It's like under the ground. Yeah, okay,
got it.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
We also wanted a little bit of a helping hand
because you are on the I've tried everything but therapy
tour at the moment, and so we thought we'd do
some trivial therapy with you. It's actually sparked because my
husband last night said he wanted to get another tattoo,
and you've obviously got a few tattoos now, and I thought,
I wonder if Titty has any suggestions.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
For what he should get.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
You know, I see, I see, just go for it,
you know, I just I just go in there and
let it happen.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Man, I find I find out now I never think yeah,
because I find I find more than like regretting something
that you ever think. By the time it just gets
on you, it's the only thing you can really take
when you go, you know, you're just like, well it's
on me, Now, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm probably not the best guy to get over my face.
I would not ask me if I was looking.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
For Okay, well, lou and why he is actually called
through all one hundred of hats and she's got a
question for you, tddy, what would you like to ask him.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
If you've got any suggestions for I've got a little
surprise baby on the way.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Congratulations, Congratulations, you don't.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
You don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
You haven't done a gender reveal yet. No, no, So
any boy.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Appreciate something super sick, like like rocket, rocket Rocky for sure?
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah, rocket man, Like this is a hard rocket. That's
a strong that's a strong suggestion for a name. Lou
all right, look at what are your thoughts? What are
your thoughts on Rocket? How would you not want to
hang out with a kid named rock and think is cool?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
You think about the story your kid is going to
have for the rest of their life. I'm cool, you know,
I think I love that. Thanks, thank you so.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Much for calling through you got look look at you
just dishing out of you know what something some super cool?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Hey, titty, Look, thank you so much for joining us
this afternoon. We know you're so busy. You've got a
number of shows to do, and you're about to go
on busk for a really good cause as well, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
Yeah, we're going to Commercial Bay and we're making some
money for All Red Nose Day and you know, kids
curious trying to trying to trying to trying to play
our part.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well, we know you've got to be there very soon
so we appreciate you coming in this afternoon. Thanks so
much for hanging out with us on a Friday, and
really enjoy your show tomorrow night at Spark Arena.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It's going to be such a great show. Oh yeah,
we will, baby, don't you worry about that? Do you
have any find a weird decide in New Zealand right now?
Live mean you? I love you, I love you. Thank
you so much for having me, and you know, welcome
me with opening ORMs man I just I just love
you Median p Ja. It's a podcast. Thas
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