FULL SHOW: When did you get caught with your pants down plus Battle of The Hits!

• When did you get caught with your pants down?
• People's Poll: Have you ever walked out of a movie or a show?
• Battle of The Hits: Miley Cyrus edition!
• PJ's petrol station observation
• What happened in the work bathroom?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Media and PAJ.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks to chemists, wearehouse the real House of fragrances on
that Hi, everyone, Welcome to the podcast with Yours Truly,
PJ and Mattie McLean.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
And his Truly and his Truth. I don't know what's that,
wouldn't it? Don't you say yours truly?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I keep saying yours truly about you for a while.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
So yours truly actually means me like.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes when you're speaking about yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
But if you say yours truly, and then what what
am I his truly? Like if you were saying I
can't be bothered?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Google so much for Friday. You've got a story for
the podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I saw this great story on Harold and I thought,
I don't have this as like radio chatworthy, but it
could be good for the podcast. A woman was going
up for a jog seven point fifteen pm on a
Monday night and she was running past your golf Club
local golf club in South Auckland on the sixteenth hole

(01:04):
at seven fifteen pm. Another hole was seen whose two
holes well, two people getting randy on the sixteenth hole
of the Clark's Beach Golf Club in South Auckland, like
going on the on the green, on the green, on

(01:27):
the green.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
There'd be a scratchy on your back, wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I have a quick look at this photo.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh my gosh, I know something kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I met a guy. I met a guy recently who
told me that he quite.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Likes doing it on a golf course. Or he's an exhibitionist, a.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Bit of an exhibition not ansionist, but like the idea
of getting caught quite well.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's that's that's what gets people excited, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's like, we could get caught here, but then do
you actually like getting caught or it's the idea? Because
I wonder about these people, I think one of the
few things here. But they were clearly playing golf because
that doing it nixt to like the gold.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
They're like, we've got a few more holes. Let me
just get in your hole.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh do we have any more good analogies?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I'm going to tee off. I'm gonna how's your How's
how's your? Isn't there a wood and there?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
There is? Yeah, my wood in your hole.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, I'm going to get on my buggy.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
So it doesn't work except you can kind of say anything. Yeah,
sound Yeah, how's your nine? You and the bunker? Oh yeah,
it's the bunk. Yeah yeah, yeah, I used to play.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Did you actually I used to watch my brother's fall.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'll put one on your tiger woods.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you say I'll put one and you tiger.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
In your tiger work? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, how titlest is yours?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's a type.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's a golf ball titleist, titleist. I've got the titleist.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, okay, we're going to cold play tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Because you are a risky I keep saying that it's like,
probably not one of my favorite songs, but yeah, we just.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Heard that our favorite secret.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's a surprise.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
He doesn't have seats, terrible seat and should we talk
about this in the show? But produced Siah wasn't even
Kane and she has like got the cooler golden seats
last minute to get the best seats in the house.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's what happens when people find you a tractor.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I know, I'm happy for it.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
That was maybe back in the day. I used to
you know, get head up you hey, j.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Anyway, coming up up and the show. We've got a
fun one we talked about when you got caught with
your pants down.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, I had an embarrassing situation this morning.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
People's poll asked the question have you walked out of
a movie or a show?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
And we had a bit of a situation yesterday with
our work toilets, and we wanted to know from you
what happened in the work bathroom. She's a little show.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Enjoy have a great weekend everyone, and enjoyed the podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Bye the podcast that. I don't know that i'd call
either of us particularly professional at the best of times.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Look, I think when we have to be we can be,
can you. I think if we have a task that
we need, it's about me.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, it's not about you, not about you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Because I don't know the story you're about to tell,
and I just realized this could be about me.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It's not about it.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Society is just ended the chat.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, I'm just thinking, do you actually think we can
be professional?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, if we have to say, look, here's the task
at hand, I think we can do it.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, you're right. I guess the difference is we're in
this environment where our job is fun and we're not
particularly we get to be a little loosey go we're
not particularly like business like you know so, so I
think when it hits us, like when we have to
be it kind of sometimes catches you off guard.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're not your LinkedIn kind of girls.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
We're not your LinkedIn kind of ours. And also I'm
not like a. I don't often join like a as
a teams meeting or a Zoom meeting or anything like that.
But today I had to join a team's video chat
to talk about something I'm filming next.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Week, A little something on the side, little side hustle.
It's a little mistress.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Your work, like you're proficion right.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Don't you're jealous? I'm so I had to joining this
team's meeting. But you know me always running late for things,
always running late and think I can do more than
I actually can, or think that I can get it done,
and a shorter time frame learning.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's that's where you go wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
So zoom meeting was at ten am. I was still
in the shower at nine fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh God, you've got yourself more time.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I know you'll enjoy life more. I agree with you.
I agree with you, and I always think I always
think this is the day I'm going to do it.
And then so what was your plan? You were just
going to come on without your screen on. I thought
about that, but then I thought, I can't do that.
I have to draw. I have to be professional. I
have to join. So I thought, I've got three minutes
to get myself sorted. So I got the blow of

(06:46):
the hair dryer out quickly, hair dried my hair so
that wasn't stopping wet. And then I went to chuck
on clothes, but I was then it had clocked over
ten am, so I was like, oh god, I have
to join this thing. So I chucked on a T
shirt and then I put underwear on.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh that's good of you.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I could, but I couldn't find my pants. I thought,
I thought, I look, they don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's just like the news.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
There are these rumors that run back many years with
the news anchors just wearing you know, top and just
boxes underneath.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
So I thought, I can get away with that because
I'm sitting at my at my table and it just
be like face, you know, like chest up view. So fine,
I can wear my underwear, I can wear my T shirt.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You feel kind of rebellious something you don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I was very professional and my hair was dry, but
the thing that we're filming next week involves my kitchen,
and so at one point in the call, they said, actually,
could we just get like a can we have a
quick look at the layout of your kitchen so we
can figure out how we're going to film this and
light it and stuff. So I and get my camera

(07:57):
and move it around while I'm and with any like close.
Now I think I got away with it, but I'm
not convinced I got away with it.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do you know what could have caught you out with
any like reflection?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's what I'm wondering.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
And you know, it could be a fridge if you've
got like a silvery thread.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
You do have a silvery thread, right?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Have you got like any form of windows or glass?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Mirrors?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Mirrors?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
So would they tell me? Do you think no? Because
it's a profession. No, No, So there's a good What you've.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Got to do is you've got to call back.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Thn't you seen a message and go hey, guys, I
just wanted to say sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
The thing is I won't have noticed.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
And that's the thing. I'm so sorry for wearing only
my underwear in the zoo call. And now I've given
myself away. I think you should do it. You just
want you just want the drama of it all. But
it got me thinking there must be other people that

(09:04):
have been in a situation similar to this where you
got caught literally with your.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Pants my dad, I've told this stress so many times.
But remember I was in the airplane. I was in
the toilet and I had a jump so it on.
And when you have jumps it on and you have
to go to the toilet, you have to take it
fully down. And I hadn't shut the door properly. These
two dudes just walk on in and it is the
most unflattering image that you'll ever say. So it's happened
to me, It's haavened to Maddie. Has it happened to you?

(09:33):
Text four four eight seven? You can caught oh eight
hundred the hats? When did you get caught with your pants?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Maddy and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
We're keeping things light and bright this afternoon. We want
to know when you got caught with your pants down?
Maddie was on a teams mate and I just can't
go into professional settings at the moment. I think we
just need to opt out from anything.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I agreed agreed, don't trust us at all.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
So many didn't quite get his pants on, and he
was conducting this conversation whilst just wearing undays and he's
not one hundred percent sure whether they didn't see him
walking around in his grats because he had to do
a full kitchen like tour, wild wild good. So we
want to know from you, when did you get caught

(10:23):
with your pants down.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
We've got easter joining us. Hi you step.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Hello, Peto, Hello Matty, Hi, Happy Friday.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's very good in Auckland right now.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
We're getting ready to go to Colport.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So great.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
We'll see the easter. But in the meantime, what happened?
What happened?

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I was out hunting. I live in the South Islands,
and then my fancy regalia with the job to zone.
I had a few hip flasks and went to my partner, Oh,
just gonna nip buy this boost and go for a
week pee quickly, and he's giggling away and I'm holding
my horse and kind of trying to keep my balance,
and anyway he's laughing and laughing. I'm saying, what's he

(11:05):
laughing about? And all these people came riding.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Past, got the wobbles on. Oh oops, say there was
a nettle right.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Singing nettle stinging there in a place that you shouldn't getting.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I'm feeling the second hand pin.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Oh yes, no, And then of course it's going to
get back in the saddle, don't you.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Literally literally thank you so much of the night.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Thank you to Bye bye a.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Let's go to Joeanne Biggs hie, Joanne, where did you
get caught with your pants down?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh my gosh, yeah, this is quite a few years
ago in the UK. I was going to a fence
dress party and I have this lovely little cat tooot
that was made out of like rubber yep, I put
how corn I squeezed and laughing to it, looking great,
Get in the car, go to my sister's place. And
I just walked through the door and with no warning,

(12:03):
who'd have thought it like her just spiraled off of me.
And I'm turning over in the hallway and you know,
I'm not just a bat woman, I'm a mist Now,
Oh my god, what am I going to do it?
We're all going to the public is about seven or
eight people already there. And then I quickly went into
my niece's room and she had these forty ten year
black tights. Yeah, and a little tank tops. I had

(12:27):
to make my costume up on the floor. Black tights
and the tank top.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Forty and seventies quite a thirty. Don't know how much
coverage you get with forty Alex go clearly, Sirah, all right,
hundred their hats Hi Siah, when did you get caught
with your pants down?

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Me?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
My animals?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
What by you?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
No by my sister in law?

Speaker 8 (12:55):
We were having a y We thought they were, but hello,
I've heard they can be the most active years, to
be honest, particularly at retirement homes.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
They go.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Something about the excited, something about the family reunion got
them very excited, very excited.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Mady and PJ, the podcast, The Heads, The People's Poll,
the People's Poll.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Everybody comes together. It's the People's Poll.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It is time for the People's Pole and don't for years.
Every day we check this up on our Instagram page,
The Heads Drive with Maddy and PJ. Don't be a stranger,
go along, check it out waigh in on the Daily Poll.
And today was inspired by something you encountered.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Last night I went to the theater. The theater very cultured.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
When you say the theater, do you mean the movie theater,
the drama.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I went to a play.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh yeah, do they have an intermission?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
They had an intermission?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Do you get lolly?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I didn't get allies. I shouldn't get any No. I
didn't even leave the theater. I was just I was
so taken by the culture, Darling.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Were they short halves?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah? It was like a fifteen minute break and I
was in my seat and I couldn't be bothered lay
fair enough. So I went and saw the new Tom
Sainsbury Chris Parker show here so funny. I have not
laughed at that hard in a long time.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Hasn't laughed a pure good But we need to have
full blown belly laughs daily.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I can't recommend it highly enough Camping. If you want
to go and have a look at it, go and
check it out. But I will say a bit raunchy.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
At times, or just do I get their clothes.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I enjoyed the rawdeninners, but there was an.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
By Tom and Chris.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah really. There was a woman sitting next to me
who was a bit older, and I would say maybe
a bit more conservative not quite ready for it and
not quite ready for the launching.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Did it say prior to the show beginning well, the
following scene.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I didn't see anything about it.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Name you need a warning?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Nah, It wasn't like it was just it was just
a bit. It was just a bit naughty, okay, yeah,
but fun, not full blown like no, no, no no. And
I thought it was fun naughty, But I think the
woman sitting next to me, if she had pills, would
have been clutching them. Yeah, And I thought at one point,
this woman's about to leave, She's about to get up

(15:22):
and walk out. Bless her, she stayed through the whole thing.
But it got me thinking, what is do people leave?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Have you ever walked out of a show or a movie?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I haven't, but I have a friend who famously left.
I think it was a Finding Nemo kids show and
there was like a half time and I think he
told his kids that it was finished. It was like
I'm done, and then he just lived and they're like,
wait with Toen Nemo.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I don't know, we'll.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Never know even know.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, maybe they're doing another play like later on down
the track, like a sequel.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Sometimes you just got to do it.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
So we want to know on the text machine for
for it seven or you can weigh in on our
Instagram page that hit strive with Medi and PJ. Have
you ever walked out of a movie or a show
and tell us about it?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It wasn't that bad? Was it offensive with you? Maybe
you were pregnant, maybe maybe you're about to pop. Maybe
maybe you'd had of there and carry them up for
whatever it was, text thro sorry that was you took it.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
To the toilet.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You took it to the toilet, Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Medi and PJ.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
The podcast thes the Deep Pool's Poll, the beet Pools Poll.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Everybody comes together, It's the pet Pools Poll.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Today we're asking the question, have you ever walked out
of the theater? Maybe it was a movie, maybe it
was a show. Either you were outraged, offended, straight up board.
We want to know the reasons why you may or
may not have left the theatore a.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Few text messages from people who have owned up and
said I did walk out. Someone said I left halfway
through the New Joker movie. Well, when you went alone,
we talked about that a lot of people did that.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
So we had to leave the huffle lump.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Huffle Lump is like a It's like a character.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Did to leave the huffle up movie is my daughter
started screaming five minutes and all this is one I
walked out of saving private run during the opening. It
was a bit too in your face and too close
to home because my pop was served and refused to
talk about his time in the service. So it was
very eye opening. It was years before I was actually
able to watch it all.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I remember going, that's really sweet. I remember going to
their new Little Mermaid movie a couple of years ago.
It's like yeah, and this mom had brought her daughters
there and during the before the movie, when they were
playing the trailers, they played a really scary trailer, like
too scary for interesting, too scary a trailer before the

(17:50):
Little Mermaid movie. The kids freaked out of the trailer
and the mom had to leave. They had to take
the kids and walk.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's bad program.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I know another one here, not mean, but an elderly
woman was horrified and Muriel's wedding the musical her and
her daughter halftime.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
So there are definitely stories, but I would say it's
the minority, only thirty five percent of people, and our
poll said yes, I've walked out of a movie or
a live show. Sixty five percent said no, I never had.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
We're a bunch of people, please saying serious.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
So good.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Mady and PJ. The podcast The Heads Battle of the.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Heads, same old segment, brand new day. Battle of the
Hands has moved to a Friday afternoon and just two
songs earlier. Producer Sarah announced to us the artists that
we have to choose from today, and the artist was
Miley Cyrus. So Maddy and I have come with what

(18:57):
we recan is our favorite Miley track. And when you
hear our pitch and you're like, oh yeah, that's me,
we want you to start voting. You can text through
four four, eight seven or call us on our eight
hundred the Hats because best of three will get to
have their song played art and it's entirety Okay, I'm

(19:18):
gonna go first. Miley Cyrus was a tough one and
do you know what when I heard this, I was like,
the only woman to probably win this is by playing
one of her oldest tracks, because I think when you
think Miley, people want the nostalgia, they want the young
Disney tracks.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
But for me.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
There was a song that she released in twenty seventeen.
It was the lead single from her sixth studio album,
Younger Now. It was a banger, That's all I'm gonna say,
and I know Maddy's gonna because he loves the song.
It was melibo.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
In Mabo's tear.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
In keeping the description short for a Friday, we don't know,
It's fine, you know, Spiels.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'll let the music speak for itself, which is kind
of what I'm going to do as well, although I
will say to you that my song is going back
quite far. We're taking you back to two thousand and seven,
the lead single from her debut album, Meet Miley Cyrus.
It is a song that I vividly remember bashing in

(20:26):
the car and singing along to at the top of
my lungs. It has such an amazing pop feel. It
was number one on the Billboard Charts for like ten
weeks or something like that. The song that I have
picked for Battle of the Hits Miley Cyrus Edition is
see You Again?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Of course? Okay, so do you have it?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Miley Cyrus Battle of the Hats? Who do you want
to vote for? Matty or PJ? I voted for Malibu
by Miley, one of her later rest tracks, Maddie has
Gone Old School.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
We see you Again.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Start voting now on oh wait one hundred The Hats
Team Maddy Team PJ.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Best of three, We will play out the winning song.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Maddi and PJ.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
The podcast The Battles of the Heads.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, before we get into today's competition, Producer Sarah
is in the studio and you've got the official school
board for the year twenty twenty four. Can you let
us know who's in the lead.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
It's tied again again.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
We are nicking there. Someone might pull up, pull away
by maybe a couple of whims, but it doesn't nor.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
More than toe points, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
So this week for Better of the Hats, producer series
brought to the table Miley Cyrus and we only had
two songs to choose your best song. But I came
to the table with Melibo guys, Mamo.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Near.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
This was when she was still with Liam.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It was Banger, such a good song. I love that song.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
And Maddy came to the table with see you again. Okay,
so the Hats to join the show. It is best
of three. Do you want to vote for Miley Malibou

(22:50):
or Miley see you again? Lea's go first? Who we
got Darryl joining us? One hundred hats have be Friday.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Darryl.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Oh go.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
Hire j and very well.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Daryl, Happy Friday and.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Years before I forget Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Darryl, Thank you, Daryl, Stop sucking up.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Mary has made incredible songs and unfortunately this one to
go with.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, Okay, so you see you again for a vote?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Hold it against you might think if you call heavy
Friday onto Jessica, Hi, jess Hi, do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Jeez, do the right thing.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Who are you voting for? Jess Who are you voting for?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
I'm voting for Maddy?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Okay, after all that.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Is you.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
She is going to cat Caleb might bring it home
for me. Caleb. Hats do you want to vote for?
Medi or pj.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Ooh it's a white wash.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't know if Caleb.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I think he was doing Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
All right, we'll introduce your song.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
You are gonna love this New Zealand turn it up,
sing at the top of your lungs. The winner of
Battle of the Hits Miley Sarrus edition. Let's see you again.
I got my sight set on you.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm ready to do it.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
It's a podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Diddy.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Last night we did a roady halfway up the North
Island en route to Auckland, and stopped into a service
station because you know, you need a little caffeine when
you're traveling late at night.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Let me guess, though, not just caffeine hurt. You get
yourself a little treat as well.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
It may have been in an ice cream, but I
tell you what, the ice cream was too much with
the coffee.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It was too much. Afterwards, we're like that.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Was bad one or the other, like too much deer
or sugar or coton.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, it all together didn't go well. The eyes were
too bad for the start. But I'll tell you what.
I was reminded of what young lovers like.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I was standing in the line at the picture station.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
There was a girl making my coffee, and then there
was a guy who was kind of manning the pictrol side,
and he'd taken the ice cream order and whatnot. But
I was sitting there pace like I was pacing hard
because it was taking a while to get my coffee.
But it felt like I was a third wheel.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then he was like, so, I'll bet you we
late here on Sundays. She's like, no, I'll be here
on time.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I will see my alarm extra early, just to prove
to you that are we here. God, am I witnessing
the beginning of a romance? And he's like, well, no,
I bet.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
You won't be here. We've already put a bit on it.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
And it was just like this beautiful and I said,
flirty young love behavior.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
There is nothing better I reckon than being a young
person with a little office like workplace crush.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I'm trying to think back to my jobs when I
was younger. Because I worked at the body shop.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I never had.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Any little flirtatious interactions there.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
But I do remember at the catering company that.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I it was this cute guy and you'd always be
like crossing your fingers that you're rosted on. Yeah, the
same shift, and then you would and then you'd be
working the event and you'd be walking around with food
and then you'd sort of do these cute little looks.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh my God, took me back.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
The bartender at the reshon I waited for. Really, I
don't think he was interested in the slightest. It was
just some fun flui.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
And often it's like your first real great into the world.
Because I'd been at a single seat school my whole life,
I was like the estrogen levels were high.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
But wait, did you leave the service station last night
going young love romantic? Or did you leave better? Bitty?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I need to get out of here. It's just kicking weird.
I'm definitely the third wheel, but it did give me thinking,
have you sparked up a romance on the job? You
know you always hear workplace ones, but I want to
hear innocent, like you guys are working at.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
The service young love? Young love?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Did you spark up romance on the job? And I
know it's probably frowned upon. As long as you know
you're on the same level of power, She'll be right.
Takes through four full eight seven. We'll read your lungs
your young love stories out.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Podcast that we've just.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Been asking on the text machine four full eight seven?
Did you have a young romance and one of your
first jobs?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I felt like I was the third wheel as I
was traveling across the beautiful North Island. I'm not going
to say the time I was in cost Well, it's
probably the only petrol station in that town, and.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't want to out the co workers.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, but they were definitely flirting up, and I was like, well,
I'm going to go for you.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Guys need a bit of time.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, it was just cute, innocent banter, but I did
want to know. Have you ever sparked up a relationship
at work? I'm going to start with the less feel
good one. I sparked a young love relationship at work.
The problem was I just got married three months earlier.
I ended up breaking my marriage and we only stayed
together six months.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
After I leave my wife.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Don't do it. I love it.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I love how they tell us don't do that. Do
it okay and hindsight beautiful.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Don't do it? If you just got married, I mean,
go for it. Someone said I was working as a
check out o parader. This guy started working as a merchandiser.
I was introduced as No. One important.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It was a joke.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Thirteen years later, we've been married for nearly eight years
and we have two kids. Stop two very different.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Outcome many in the podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
My husband Ryan, because we're going to cold Play tonight,
just message me and said, what are you wearing tonight?
So I just was taking a self time a photo
of my house.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Did you have a couple of options or is it
what you're wearing right now?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's what I'm wearing now.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
And I just it sounded like you've just taken out
another outfit that what i'm's. It's perfect, it's casual, it's cool,
but it's got a better style. It's colorful, but also
it's monochromon.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Mono.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Anyway, we digress. You look fas.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Produces Sirah ahead a bit of a situation and the
community work bathrooms over the last twenty four hours. Sarah,
would you like to go through your traumatic events?

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Yeah? That doesn't sound good, does it?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
It does it.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's not really, it's not about you really, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You're sweetheir.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
It wasn't a dodgy tummy or anything. I'm fine today.
So here at work, obviously we're kind of around a
bit later in the evening. Most of the officer's gone
and the lights and the toilets go dark after about
ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yes, so we got this clarified by the boss.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
He said, literally, it's ten minutes and then bolm lights out.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So that means then when you walk into the bathroom.
If it's gone dark, as soon as it detects the
motion of someone walking in, it'll light up back up again.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah, and that's fine. You know, I'm used to that now.
I'm going to the bathroom after the show. So last
night I walked in. Lights were off. I came in,
they turned on. That was fine. And then I looked
and one of the cubicles, it's only four One of
the cubicles was locked, and I was like, oh, someone
in here. No, maybe maybe they've locked it because it's
blocked or something like that. So I went to the
toilet was washing my hands, and I was like, oh,

(31:07):
I'm so curious. I have to check, Like I just
have to lean down and see if there's little shoe.
I didn't think, like maybe I.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Feel like there's such a primary school.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
In there.

Speaker 9 (31:21):
I wasn't on my hands and just a little peek behind.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Like squatted down.

Speaker 9 (31:29):
And not near them, like I was on the opposite
end of the toilet room, and I like leaned and
I saw two feet on the ground and then I
was like, oh my god. And I ran out of there.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And do you think they caught you?

Speaker 9 (31:40):
Nah? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
But that means that someone was sitting on the toilet
in the.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Dark or at least ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
There could be someone's jam though, like maybe it's a
form of meditation. Maybe they were having, you know, ten
minutes to themselves just oh, this is the only plate.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
You know, what I do? You know what makes me
think of It makes me think of a busy mum,
like a busy working mum who's worked a whole day
and it's about to have to go home, sort.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Out the kids, recharging.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I just need, honestly fifteen minutes to set on the
toilet by myself.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's when when I lose Beaj at home, I know
where he's stuck.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
To get out of doing jobs.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, but it got bad because we someone said what
if something has happened to that? And then you went
back in and there was still someone that same cubicle
was locked, and.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
I got anxiety. I'm like I should have checked, like
I should have knocked on the door, and if they've
had an event and they need help.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
But it was fine.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Everything was fine. Now no one's in the cubicle.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
They were just having a good old time sitting on
the toilet for at least ten minutes it pop his
sneaky little.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Heys. I am sure there have been many running and
the work bathroom. What was the awkward interaction you had?
And the lows at work? Oh wait, hundred the hats
you can take through four four eight seven.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Mary and PJ, Mary and PJ the podcast The Heads.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I just realized this is actually a roscue took to
take calls on. It really could go down the literal
toilet bowl quite Quieck Clyar. But we just want to
know awkward interactions you've had and the Worklows producer Sarah
had a bit of an interaction the other night. She
wasn't sure if there was someone in the cubicle because
the lights are gone off, and she's like, hang on,

(33:36):
anyone in there, and she had to do the old
tuck we'll not tuck under, the cheeky little look under,
but she did that from you were looking up.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You just wanted to see there were shoes there.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Our boss said that he went into the toilet once
and similar situation. Walked in the lights were off and
then they turned on and he just heard a little
voice from a cubicle.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Gosh, thank god, I was getting lonely in the darkness.
Well Megan from.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
John O being and Meghan in the morning.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
She just messaged saying, I mean she stayed in there
till the lights have gone out.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
It is such a vibe.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I was just chilling trying to miss part of a meeting.
It's so awkward when someone walks in because.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You try to not make it sound you don't like.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
You just want to be as inconspicuous as possible. A
let's going to the phones. We've got Sam joining us. Hi, Sam,
Oh hello, Sam?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
How are you ye?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
What happened? Sam?

Speaker 8 (34:35):
Me and the colleague would tea up the time or
hunting for each other.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Oh no, you can up, Sam. I think you're going
through some bad reception. Just get through the tunnel and
then either here.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
From here, you and the colleague would tea up some
time and we.

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Go and we'll play what we called battleships, so we're
each grab a cubicle and we would sort of call
something else whatever, And depending on what you were doing
motion wise, it was either a or a miss.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh my god, god, can I just ask what profession
you work?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What is your line of work?

Speaker 8 (35:21):
That was my old job, so I'm in a different job.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Now that is so brilliant, Sam, I love it. You
know what, you gotta find some ways to while away
the day.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Was suppl vision if it was another government work, and
we had lots of them on you.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
And the Mariah Carey Christmas game is quickly heating up.
This week has been the hardest week yet, I think
because you know what are we now? It is November
the fifteenth, We're a couple of weeks out from December
officially kicking off. And if you don't know how the
game works, basically, you cannot listen to Mariah Carey's All

(36:03):
I Want for Christmas Is You, because as soon as
you hear that track, and I'm talking nearly a second
of that track, you were out of the game. The
objective is for the last person standing in en Z's
to hear that song.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
But it's getting harder because Christmas is everywhere. I got
to teach from my friend Daniel yesterday, who said, can
you do a segment on your show tomorrow about how
utterly unacceptables that supermarkets already have Christmas decorations up?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, and then started cup Actually I reckon it was
in October where I saw a well known department store
flaun Dang the Christmas decoration range.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I see, that's part of I said. It's November fifteenth,
that's late late these days to be celebrating Christmas. So
it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Earlier in the week, producer Sarah she got out. She
fell victim to social media. She was scrolling. I walked
into a cafe the following day, and I thought I
was safe because it's one of those alternative organic ones
that they only play music with the records.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's usually tracks from the seventies, eighties. But no, it
got me. They played Mariah Our.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Boss Mando got out because he was listening to news
talks to b He still thought talk back that surely
I'm so God, surely I'm safe.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, no, she'll come out of nowhere, just like she
did for John O from John Obin and Meghan.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
He is the latest one out of the game.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Then I'm scrolling on Instagram. Now there's a funny turn
the volume.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Down down videos play over and over.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
He's just splashing his phone around hat hazardly.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Foolishly did not look at the soundtrack that was playing,
and it was it was that means it's you.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maddie Meddie McLain then and Meghan pretty much left.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I'm so nervous. I'm sous.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like, You're going to Eaden Parks and I could be
playing and because Mount Aiden, she'll be buzzing. The stores
will be feeling jubilant, they'll be feeling festive.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Be careful. I almost think you need to wear earmuffs
out tonight because I.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Also need to go to the mall this week Here.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, you have to put her phones on danger. There's
no safe way that you'll get out of that place.
Hearing right, But this is how serious You've got to
wear masks. I have to everywhere you go, getting in
the car, when you're on your phone, when you're out
in the Store's Medie, We're counting on you, okay, we
want you to bring this bad boy home.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
So just be safe out there this weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
And anyone playing along with the Varia Carry Christmas Game.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Maddy and Medi and PJ. The podcast The Heads