September 24, 2024 • 42 mins
George Bower joins us to take us behind the scenes of the All Blacks camp, we ask him to sing a song for us and he does not disappoint! Marc tells us about the time he was given a live pig for his 21st birthday and Lana loses it over aliens… We look back at the Human Cannonball’s record-breaking attempt and more classic throwbacks.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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continue to find off?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
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planned for the show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
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I know, why wouldn't you have read it when I
seen it to you?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
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the show.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And then we actually stinking that there.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
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you had time to prepare what you're going to talk about.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I had to find it the spam though, right.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
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Sports cap This is a big show for me because
this is the first show the young Joe Salito of
Dublin will be tuning in to watch today's show.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
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Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, welcome, Welcome to the audience, Joe, so basically saying
you're a grandfather, Yeah, yeah, grandpa.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, no, you're putting the Italian.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm sure he'll be watching.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
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Speaker 3 (01:31):
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think they will.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
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Speaker 3 (01:42):
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Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's not cold enough.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's two weeks, ask asked Lee why there's no cold
ones because we had a whole of.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The fridge into us going to pretty holder.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Than the bridge from last week for this week, and
we're like.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You put it in last week for this week.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
The whole week, there's only twenty four of them in there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Have such a little like a little money bar on
the side that's got maybe a ped.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You know how we didn't read the email about what
the show is about?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh ship.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And there's no piece because he's drunk them. Yeah, it's
been a good week for me. We I put some
money on the number two dog and number two rays
and it came in what was.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It, paying six dollars fild between five and seven on
the nose?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Blue and white stripes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I think it might have been black and white stripes.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oops, there's no such thing only blue and white.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is it? Yeah? Well it came in and also one
black solid color Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That might be number.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Eight hounds yesterday, Yeah, ghounds everywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think we should invest in good enough for wrecking ponting.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's good enough, good enough for Yeah, you're not too disimilar.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Actually, anyways, I'm quite a bit taller. Yeah, but uh,
you know, I can't bet talk about sort of behavior
behavioral challenges.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And we also won some money on Addie Severe scoring
a try and the you watch the yes, yeah we'll
line that came around in my place to watch it
and talk through the whole game. You didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I wasn't talking. I was between two lovely ladies and
who were both new vector their careers, and they were
fully engaged, and I was trying to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Did you enjoy it the chatting? Well, the game?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I did enjoy the game. It was a high
scoring game, so yeah, I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Well, still that issues and there with the finishing off
kind of, I went the stage, why don't we just
do the second half first?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How would you do the second half first?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
The cricket mentally, yeah, mentally you can start from your subs.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
You could if you.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Win, if you win the task, they say no, no,
you go first on your signal.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
You know, we'll just let them come off as if
it was a signal.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
New strategy we're going to play our second half.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yeah, but putting your subs on that would actually make
a lot of difference, because have they start to start
your subs.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, start the impact players like the reverse order cricket, Yeah,
which never works. And if that doesn't work, then you
put the backs and the forwards and the back let's
try something.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And what about also the boxing.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Bo Yeah, he did Bloody World.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And yeah, although Josh has always been a bit suspect,
has any.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Not bad suspect? I mean he went down three or
four times?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean yeah, yeah, well he got he got whacked properly.
The last one was pretty But have you not any
you sort of watch Going at some stay?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Sorry, every time you put your foot on your knee,
it's right in my face.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Okay, well I shan't do that, So how many times
have to do that? Yeah, he's you've you've been watching Going?
He's awesome, but for sure, Yeah, but if he if
he gets clout of.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Almost too physically, he's almost too well built, you know,
he's just robotic.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It took me well built, Like there's a thing on
the internet at the moment how to find the ideal man?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And oh god, how did you find that, Well, it
came up.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I came up with my search engine came up. You know,
there's an algorithm, and that algorithm just what you watch
and then it choose more stuff.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
That you like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I was researching Internet trends and this is an internet
trend and it's called six six six and the men's
got to be six f or above. Yeah, and at
least six figure income. And initially it was a six pack.
Then that gravitated towards being over six inches. H yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I mean it's not really fair because what if you
had a ten inch penis and two figure income?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, lots of dwarves do I mean? And this is
the you know the absurdity of such a thing. I mean,
even ten penis on a four foot person.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're talking about, you know, someone relaxed. We talked about
someone engaged.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What do we see what you've done here? As you've
really dragged this down a rabbit hole that you know, well,
there are years ago that would have been quite a
pleasant place to be.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And I'm mean responding to that because it's men are.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Angry because they don't like being objectified, like it's not
really fair that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Men don't like being obvictified.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I don't think that will make the certainly, Yeah, is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That what's your ideal?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
We could go back, let's focus on why.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You were there and researching into the trends and.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So what Yeah, I mean, you're you're giving yourself a
pedal of the back because the three am't bad one
over sex.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Food, it's zero for you. Well, you know, so talking
about the cannibal, you know, he's asked us not to
put any more material of the human cannibal on the show.
So obviously I've been looking through and finding as much
as I could, and there's one one story that really stood.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
This is probably the show that the cannon would have been,
because he's over sex fied definitely, and he's making a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Definitely make a lot of money, and he definitely talks him.
He would have, yeah, expect, he would have expect he's
probably gonna twelve pack cannon ball.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, this is when we actually fire them out of
a cannon.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Steaking to.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Record.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's a configurated beat off of there, but to work on.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Butter where we got a little bit of work on
like about four hundred meters.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
You've got this speed, you've got to light threatening feats
just to get busily prepared. Just anything extreme, you know,
the little mountains you can throw yourself off, or how
fast you can go, it's just a little better for preperation.
When you're a knee you've got to be ready.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Look, was expecting to go a long, long way.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He reckoned his knees, just about broke his jaw when
he took off because it pushed it with such velocity
and he hadn't sort of he hadn't done the hard
and erect he hadn't gone through a premature launch, and
his knees got driven up into his face and that's
why he sort of came out.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It was actually the guys from A. J. Hackett's helped
us build the cannon, and it was basically a bungeee.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
They just cut what doubt it never.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Quite took off as much as the old bungee came down.
Cuth make as much money out of that one.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, there haven't been as many people coming down and
saying I'd like the canon ride ever.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Been reused, never been really, that'll be in storage somewhere
we should pull it back out.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
There'll be somebody get them out.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, technologies evolved, bungee was probably internal, would needs to
be out the other side pulling them.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I hadn't really thought through things like health and safety
when when I suggested.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That someone else's life, no, no, and so he can
really suck up pain.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, well, I know, here's one man that has
had a lot of.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Very high.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
A lot of Gingers do have.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, they've got so many positives Gingers.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I've got lots of Gingers.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
They're intensely loyal, which I think comes to the.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Fact that they're probably I feel microphone.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Stress problems and heart related issues and all those sort
of things. But the anger issues, you know, which increases
the blood pressure and all those the things. But for
the world being pain threshold in particular, there's nothing like
a Ginger brilliant. I remember when I cut his foot
off with the with the broke priller, and I mean
it was his fault, not mine. I happened to be
(10:19):
driving the boat, but I sent one of the boys
because he went, ah, Jesus, you've broke in my bloody foot,
and then he lifted the other world, No, you've cut
it off, and that there was a bit of panic
in the boat. Sure, so we phoned the rest of
the helicopter and happened to be your brother in law,
(10:39):
and he came down and collected Ben. And basically once
we got Ben to the boat, the thing was pointing
the wrong way and blood was going everywhere, and all
he said, who's got a cigarette?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
It's all he said.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean it would have been you would have been
absolutely if you saw ginger.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
No.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
True.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
And that was the point, you know, quite sorry, long
winded that I was trying to make that He has
an incredible pain three shot.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I love it. He doesn't want to be on the show,
but this is your life.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We should we should do.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
I would like that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And we've got a guest this week and it's not then.
You know, the All Blacks are in town there and
Wellington this week playing Australian second game in the Blairslow
Cup and joining us at one side man in the game.
George Bauer, Hey George.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Be on the show.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah you live in the dressing room, Uh pretty much, yep.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
Stretch roll out here and just immenseally prepare for our trainings. Yeah, one,
two and three behind me, So that'll be perfect to
you know, get them in the front row.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
How the fellows feeling after what should have been a
pretty easy close out became quite a quite an ordeal.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, we kind of talked about about it
right off the game, you know, better slow, just you
think it's going your way, then things can just change
just like that and you know, at the end of
the day, wins a win, but boys, Boys definitely came
out of that game but disappointed on you know, not
(12:21):
finishing a few things and closing out the game. So
definitely that's a huge focus point coming into this week.
We knew that Australia scored most of your points towards
the end of you know, the back ends of the game.
So yeah, it's definitely a focus point this week of
finishing and especially that last twenty minutes where we kind
(12:41):
of let off the hook there.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So is it a bit of an edge of training,
like is it a boys a bit grumpy?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Oh, it's yeah, there's always a natural edge, especially the
the non non playing twenty three are always kind of
giving it to the starting twenty three because there's a
bit of edge there or not getting selected that week,
so we're we're putting it on there, making sure, we're
preparing them the best as we can in the in
the best possible away, but yeah, there definitely is a
(13:08):
bit of agent. Yeah, there has been over the past
couple of weeks.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
So yeah, it's definitely sorry when.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
We talk about an age, does something change this week
with your training regime? Do they try and do anything
different or is it just the same old routine going
into another game.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Yeah, that's I think that's definitely usually up to the coaches.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
But we've had a few meetings this morning and we've
definitely touched on that finishes, that finish aspect of our game,
and within that, it's just doing the simple things very
well towards back end over the game, not having to
force things that we don't have to, just doing the
same things over and over again super well, keeping them
(13:51):
in that pressure cycle like we did the first half.
And you know, when we keep teams in that pressure cycle,
it's hard for them to kind of break out. But
the end of the weekend we kind of felt a
bit of chaos, felt the ossies come back and it's like, well,
this is not you know, what we wanted to go
to plan.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
But yeah, I mean when you when you get that
start to finish the question I was trying to ask you,
you know, and it does get a bit loose and
the players are all doing their thing. It's that that's
when it's really pivotal to sort of just grind it
down and just to deny any points for the opposition.
Once you've got that massive buffer, if you can go
(14:31):
into really methodical, sort of clinical mode and just make
them sort of suffering any points. Yeah, yeah, and yet
I think we sort of. But I don't know whether
that's a game these days. I mean, kicking for the
corner is supposed to taking three points.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Maybe it's a question for you because I'm not being facetious,
but you're not as a player. You weren't the sort
of person that liked clinical and grinding.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No, but we got beaten by Auckland teams that did.
And I remember the feeling, you know, the feeling of
them being up and you're going ship, we've got to
do something magic now. But at least it's a loose game.
We've got a chance to pick up a few tries
and you know there's there's space. But then if they
just locked in and just did the methodical put in
the corner made you play out of your half, did
all of those sort of tough grinding things. It becomes
(15:16):
psychologically almost a hopeless task.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So is it to do with communication like on the
field between players? Is that something that you just can't
do once?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I think the skipper's going to step up?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Probably the right guys.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
We've got a bloody good lead here. Let's just grind them.
Let's just grind them.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
How about what do you think the week before Ossie
really self distracting thing.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Half?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Right, so they're probably against Argentina. Yeah, so they probably
didn't expect after we're putting it many points on them
that would come back you reckon that may be, Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Logically we said, we've just said they'd won it the
first ten minutes and it would have been impossible to
lose from there, you know, And so they probably thought, well,
the looser it gets, the better it is for us.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But George, what about the you've got some you know,
some of the young guys, some of the new guys
really stepped up on that test. If they brought a
bit of excitement under the team, you know, Cortis and
lots and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, one hundred percent. There they've come in and you
can just see how eager they are to grow and
learned off off the older players. But they're also keeping
you on on their toes and training in the gym
things like that, and you can see the hunger that
they have. It's actually like, oh, this guy's on, so
his opposition's got to match it. So it's actually creating
(16:30):
a good, healthy competition and you can actually see it
in the in the camp.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Man, he's been really impressive even at training. His has
he's been training really well and his understanding of the
game as a forward at that age as well as
he's pretty switched on.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I think he was head boy of his school, so
straight away he's got that OLF. That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, yeah, Sorry, we just got one fly in the
room and we're just not too heavy with it.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Two of them now, Sorry, very coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I understand a little bit of your background. So you
went to school in Wellington, yep. And you've got a
great story which I think every one in New Zealand
should hear about your rise to being an All Black.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You didn't come out of school as like being in
the academy the chosen one. You know what, happened when
you came out of school.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Yeah, I was definitely a late bloomer.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
And you could say and oh yeah, came out of
high school and did a bit of study at Vicuni,
and I was like not really feeling it, not really
igniting any anything inside. So I was like, Okay, I'll
just do a bit of construction and see what the
Knicks plan is after that. So I was kind of
just doing a bit of laboring, which is good. It
taught me, you know, it taught me how, you know,
(18:02):
you just have to hard work, work hard to get
money and beat this plan and kind of getting up
early for those early starts, and it kind of taught
me to be grateful about life and things like that.
Because there was a point there when I was doing
I was we were earth quite strengthening a bridge in
Wellington and it was you know, graveyard shifts were working
(18:22):
night shift, and so we had to.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Drill these holes with his huge drills.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, I think I've shared the story with you Rick,
And and like you're drilling and the drill is just
shaking you, like you can't even you can't even stay strong.
It's it's literally shaking you because just how big it is,
and how big of a hole your drilling. Anyways, it's
night shift and I'm falling off to sleep and this
drill's not even keeping me awake.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
And that's how tired I was.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
And that's when I came to realize, Yeah, I gotta,
I gotta, you know, find my purpose or kind of
change up something, maybe move out of home and and
just yeah, going living dow, uncomfortable, whatever it is, to
try and find a passion or something out of or
whatever it was. And so that's when I moved down
to the need and to try and persue Rugby here
(19:10):
dirty dirty South. So yeah, but definitely ye wouldn't wouldn't
take it back for for anything.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
That taught me a lot. It taught me to be
grateful for you.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Know, my life that I have now, and it also
keeps me grounded to hear.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And when you were a club player in Dunedin, like
you know, this is before you were sort of on
the any ones radar, you were involved in a commercial.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Oh yeah, that's yeah, I was so.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
So all blacks were down in dandin I think there
was a test in twenty seventeen against Australia and they
were actually about to release the new edit as jerseys,
and so they head.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Up our our rugby club, Harbor Hawks Rugby.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
They're like, oh, do you have a few players that
you know can just put on the jersey and hold
them tackle bags or you know, be a lifter and
line out just for our promo it is. So it
was like straight away, put my hand up and they
got me in. So we're in the changing room and
stripped on into the all blacks kit, full kit, short socks,
boots and of I'm like, wow, sneak in a little video.
(20:08):
They told us we're not allowed to record because it
hasn't been released, but I sneak in a few videos
here and there my mates and we're just all, you know,
just buzzing out.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
And so yeah, ends up.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm holding a tackle bag for Karen Reid and he
has to I think it's the day off and he's
full on teeing off at me, and I'm like, I'm
just buzzing out because Karen Reid just tackling me a
time and time again.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
And then I get it. I get a catch.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I have to catch a few offloads for sunny Bill Williams.
I think there was one point where my face got
in the shot and they're like, oh, reshoot that. Hey mate,
can you not step into this area of the field
because we don't want your face in the shot?
Speaker 8 (20:44):
So man, So I moved out of the shop.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
We continue to catch the offloads for Sunny Bill and
then yeah, I come a few years later. I'm in
the Crusader's environment and I bump into our talking to
Rito and I said, hey, Rito, do you remember the
promo you had and delete him in twenty seventeen doing
the Eddy Dash Jumpers And he's like, yeah, yeah, I
(21:09):
was holding the tackle bags and Reno straight away he's like,
I recognize your face. I recognize that face. Man. So
that wasn't pretty much a full circle moment for me,
and it was pretty pretty specially so you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Are you still the music man? You're still the guitar
guy in the All Blacks or yep?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Still still just a bit.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
I've kind of been bumped down the picking order Big Pussy,
Pussily or Tossy. He's coming and he's quite a talented guitarist,
so he's taken over the guitar X and I'm the
singer now.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
So but yeah, still still involved.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
Heavily with the music in this environment and singing songs
wherever I go, and just trying to keep that kind of.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Side of of of footy up in the live.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Singer.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Actually, in my barbershop quartet, I was a Tina if
you don't know I was. I was a barber shop
quartet singer. So and I used to sing tina, which
is the highest voice. But yeah, sometimes I like to
drift into the lead and take control.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But there's nothing like when you go to Fiji. You know,
you hear those beautiful bands and there's somebody who's got
the really high voice, and it's always the biggest Fiji.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, that's the biggest Fiji. Don't the.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Nicely, that's really nicely, Georgian. Just give us a little
bit of a song.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
A bit of a fly me to the moon, Let
me sway among the stars. You are all lies for
all lie.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Worship and a door in the world. Please be true.
In other words, I love.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
You, Come fly with me. Let's fly, let's fly away.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
It goes on. Yeah yeah, Frank, yeah, brother.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So good to catch up. And I'll let you go
and bring some edge back to the training and yeah,
good to see you back. From your knee injury in
luck for the weekend. For the weekend, Thank you, good
to check to you guys.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Take care.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Just to think my great uncle Han I think he
knew this. He was the first guy to play his
guitar in the chraining room. Was he in the late forties?
In nearly fifteen?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
He was what was his name? And he was the
first guy of bring acoustic guitar into the changing room
and play They didn't want him to.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
More interestingly, how did he get that name?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know, No, No, is he from the West coast?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah? Yeah, well thanks Fred Allen. I think kicked him
out of change room right to get the hell out
of here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, bit strange instrument.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
He wasn't actually in the.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Team either, just invited himself with his guitar and a
little speaker. Oh no, I won't I'm fine. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Trying not to eating the show because they're really noisy.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Fair enough usually like they were in the olden dage?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, what was?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What's different between olden day nuts.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
And you've seen your nuts having your rick the olden
day nuts. I haven't seen a lot of modern nuts.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
We haven't seen your nuts either because of the big
you know the gap.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Guys to each other.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We're not going to mirror.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Put the nuts away.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You put your nuts away?
Speaker 8 (24:56):
We do.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah's seeing them.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
They're very salty, your nuts salty nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Now, I asked you would have seen me some social
media clubs? Why did they get a bit of a
then slid into your day that day?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Like because I got bored watching the perfect Man videos.
I just wanted to see.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Can you see me what you're watching?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Did it give you a bit of a complex that
we were all?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well no, Well, first of all, we didn't see them anything.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
What's going on.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Twenty four beers? You had twenty four beers to track.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
To send your video that.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, you could video there that could be quite entertaining.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I would have started off entertaining.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But because you're not really big on social media, are you,
I'm trying to get off it, Rick, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Hence there's podcasts and this is mainly on social media.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's ironic way yourself.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I'm trying to get off the whole thing off.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
And this you're on it.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah, I'm getting more on it, ironically, trying to get
off it. I'm I can add video as to what
we're really doing.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
As long as you're not getting on it and then
posting on it. Well, the twenty four beers, Yeah, Rob
me and I can get on it and post on it.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That's that's the one.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That The one that suits me the most is is Lana.
Some of the videos that.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
She sent me through videos I've sent them.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Through the HR. But this one gives you a bit
of an insight into into the way her brain works.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Wonderful.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
What do you call an old snowman.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
A glass of water?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You're listening on the podcast, it was three aliens telling
a joke.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
As Lana is just giggling away to herself before before
the punchline, she was like, I.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Sent you some good quality videos last week.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That one.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'll give you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I'm going to get you a few videos to me
at last.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
This is this is the one. He's the one that
marks soccer. Johnny clan cloughy that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
The teams for this meaningless charity, Gavin will play.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Everyone seems very friendly.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Lock clunched by Smith. I guess the first fifty minut
that's not allowed.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
Tommy Smith Smith by name, concrete boris by nature.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kevinkeagan loses a scarlet captain who is cluttered by Keegan
friend play on.
Speaker 12 (27:43):
But look at Keegan.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
He wants to Ronny and Charles. Wow, Keagan was asking
for not to be fair.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And Jennet Charles, that't why anybody would do Oh that
is a propose, Tomash.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Keagan wants more.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Let's tell you why.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
It's a piece of Branda good luck.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Let's have of like I love Brenda, an innocent ginger.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I said kickings got tough. There's no need for that plan.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He's kept his weight shut down.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's just like an ARF's good.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
It's pretty tough.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Back then, wasn't it? Imagine the penalty it was.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
It was just like a charity game.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, the winner of the league versus the winner of
the f A Cup played at the beginning of the
season the charity Shield.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
But it was a lot more physical, wasn't it as
a game back.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
In the I think just day to day life was
a lot more physical in the seven.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
The penalties now just ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Can I give you an insight into into my social
media life?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Is what the sort of thing that I have done
that and pretty well last few weeks.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, we're quite frankly second.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, the one of the people that I follow is
called the raging Italian and.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm walking out, mate.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Raging Italian, raging Italians.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It's not what's just standing into.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's not there, it's not not what. It's not what
you think. It's a guy. I'm thinking of the New
Jersey and The's and there's kids. He's got a bit
of a team, and those kids jealous.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Why don't you say at the beginning, you've got to
you interrupted, You've actually got to set the scene now,
because now he will go down the rabbit hole that
you've created.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm sitting the scene. Watch this.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Hamburgers last night a few.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I made seven of them.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yesterday. I went to the supermarket, I got the chop me,
and I came home.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It makes the chop me.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I groomed the fucking burgers. You know what, because I
was making myself dinner for the next two or three
nights plus very much. I can come down today.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
To make dinner.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Guess what I find infigerator. I find a empty dirty
tupple wearing it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We're not even one.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
It's Union brother always eating like pigs around here. God bones,
fucking vacuum clears. You can't just have one or two burgers.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
You gotta eat all now.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
The journey topperware is refrigerated right here, right here, thanks
to the worse.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's like an optical illusion. He was like mister incredible
legs and he was upside down V and his legs
looked like toothpicks.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
There was a guy on ed with a lot of
freaks into needing and one of them was called we
called a triangle man. He was a big greet guy
and he used to wear his pants up to literally
above the belly button and unbuttoned the shirt down to
where the pants were, and he was just had He
was just lats with tiny legs.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
He was like a v. He was a triangle man.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And he must have literally just spent the whole day
of the gyms.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, because all he was he was like a crab.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I think he'd be quite grateful his kids didn't get
his head in the shot.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
But basically they just wind them up and then film
them and put them on TikTok. He's become quite a
big start.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Have you seen have you seen the Italian guy?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The old fella and the son's cutting some cuts it
inappropriately and he just starts.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Losing it we've got to we've got to show that
that's very, very good.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Actually, So I've been going through some old shows. Name
a sports star that we interviewed in the nineties that
there's still in operation today. Who do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Really titty?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What sport? Who's really titty?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Todd's our horse?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
And a domestic one or an international one.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Sports star that we interviewed in the nineties that is
still competing at the highest level today. I'm going to
tell you Scott Dexon watched this.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh good god?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Have you ever been called a bogan by any of
you mates?
Speaker 8 (31:45):
When did you?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
When did you become an enthusiast and vehicles of the
motor before.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You got your license? That you may have been of
a name for yourself well before license date?
Speaker 14 (31:54):
Yeah, that sort of you know, just been around it
my whole life, so it's basically just been in the family.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Have you ever grown a mudflat or a fringe?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What about black jeans or basketball boats?
Speaker 12 (32:05):
Basis you knuckles?
Speaker 7 (32:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Great?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Are you a good driver out in the roads?
Speaker 7 (32:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
No, neither am I?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
So I could be quite the good mother racing driver.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Have you ever got a ticket?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Na?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah? Yeah, what for might I inquire speeding?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Sure, when you're can we can we bring it back
to the slightly serious discussion.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I'd like to thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
When you're when you're racing at those speeds, is there
any fear involved?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, you don't really notice it, you know. You all
the other cars are sort of gain the same speed,
so you don't notice.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
It at all.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
But the land isn't.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
It's going fast still, Well, you don't really look at that.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So yeah, he's a legend.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
How old have you been there?
Speaker 8 (32:52):
He looked?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That was that was twenty five years ago, So he's
twenty five years younger than your now. He's one of
the great So, I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
He is, and the hell of a good dude too.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I mean, you know proud kiwis you know he's like
one of my of the top.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Did you notice the old computer in the background.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, yeah, we're just saying he kept that it would
probably be worth of it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I can I ask you a serious question. Is Stine
like a nice when it's warm?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Is that why you've been chugging on it like you've
done half half a beer in about an hour?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Because I'm doing my job, mate, then I would saying,
if you're going to drink a warm beer, it mights
I'll be a stine lader.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Okay, good, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Only warm because he drunk all the ones that were
in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I understand, but you know, sometimes you can make a choice,
and you're making a choice to.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Week didn't drink them forty five minutes before the show,
and we're sponsored by Steinlager and you're actually serving it's
like going, you know, being sponsored by a restaurant brand
and serving a cold steak.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, theyn't have a little fridge. They can give you
a little fredg.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I put some in the fridge to be using in
the show, and he drank them all.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I've been setting up beer hours before the show.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Yeah, yeah, the fridge. How hard is that?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
How hard is that it up?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Now, we could have put meers in that.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
How does it just go up the road and grab it?
Doesn't beers? So that we're happy, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Talking about Dan Vittori's he is with the Australian cricket team.
He's one of the coaches. Yeah a while now, Yeah,
he's doing a great job. But this is some video
found of him winning the car for player of a
series and they gave him the car straight after the game.
And so what what do you think he do.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Drive into a lamp poster? What car was it?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Was he driving the olympost.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, we used to on a Sunday at university go
to Turner's car option as if we're particularly hungover and
buy the cheapest car you could and drive it around
as fast as you could, and then ram it the
first gear and try and blow it up, and once
or twice, once or twice, we get cars that you
couldn't kill, so you had.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
To drive them into a lamp post.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Well, don't do that.
Speaker 14 (34:51):
You can see Daniel Vittoria getting into his Midsubishi Lancer
for the most Valuable Player of the tournament.
Speaker 12 (34:57):
He boldly on such as that helps him.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
But in the end for the finals, we've got a
surf as that deserved to be surf is used for
the big one. Daniel already taking a spin. You got
to feel sorry for the local crowd. Their favorite team
wasn't there.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
But what was that doing?
Speaker 14 (35:15):
Well, he knows how to drive Daniel Vittoria spin.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, we're quite funny.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
We were at a tag a university and you know
we had some pretty good players playing and one night,
after a really decent court session, one of the boys,
I think you can say this because it was in
private grounds, was driving a VDAB golf around the rugby
grounds doing donuts and Rick Thompson came charging. I said, right,
that guy will never ever play again.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Freight Tiger University can't get get out of the carols.
John John Teamer got down and he I'll get a.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Jt oh it's beautiful like anyone else was getting it
hang drawn and quartered, but Johnny Teamy gets out of
the carrons.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Can j Can I pack the Cathey?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
All right, so what's up were you doing this week?
That's same thing this week? Anything?
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Well, thirty days we're looking forward to the rugby before
break the sport changes were going to be changes time
or what not, bid time.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But they're going to Yeah, we haven't gone that well
in Wellington. I think the pressures on. I mean Australia
will go into that game with a bit of confidence,
you know after the second half. I think minimal changes.
I'd imagine yeah verse five.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
I mean, I'm a Mackenzie fan, but do you change it?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I think I think you're just going to it's that balance,
and then you change players to give a bit of
the ne edge to the team, make them better. But
at the same time as you're trying to build combinations
and stuff, you going to have time. I mean, obviously
Jordie Barrett's out, so you're gonna have someone new at twelve,
probably Antonina Brown. So do you want to change somewhere
else in the background, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
So you're saying the Aussie is own as bad as
the obviously, so should think to say obviously better than
they looked against Argentina and obviously came back against us.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
So they they thereabouts?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
I recognize you. Now.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
How good was Argentina beating South Africa?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Oh that was just fanta.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'll watched that game. Yeah, made a few changes. They
should have a penalty straight in front to win, but
Argentina played me. There was an Argentine. They're beat in Australia,
New Zealand and South Africa and Astray nations.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, I want them to win. It wouldn't that be
absolute result? That would be they're off to set there
are they where they're playing there? Not that it matters
a great deal.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, were you watching the game this week?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You you talk too much.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I didn't talk at all. I couldn't get a word
done quite light. Just whe else's house.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Be down and I'll be down in need and actually
watch it down there.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, the games in Wellington, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
I'm going down for twenty first idea.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
That's a bit sketchy.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, that's hard work and twenty first ship that would
scare me.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
These days they still yard.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Glasses, yes, they do, they do, they do, they do,
they do. They are still really fast.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's really it's fright little poison the yard glass, Like
you know, it's flat, it's warm, and no.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
No one does that.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
They used to.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Did you do a yard glass at your twenty first?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah? Yeah, but somebody had self meet with like some
bloody t kila in the bottom. So you get down
to that last turn and.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
You can't stop at that point, you go on.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I've got to keep going.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Then I got given a pig in a sack, A
pig in the sack, yeah, mate, gave me.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
It was a lovely twenty first. The only twenty first
gift I can remember.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Anyone was in the l A live piglet in the
sack and I can't remember getting the pig, and I
somehow took it home and I wake up in the
morning and there was something thumping me under the bed,
and I went and there's a pig just went and
just came out from under the bed.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I went fucking hell.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
And then it all came back and somebody had baked
me a cake, chocolate cake, and it jumped up on
my desk and even it just shat all over the road.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
It was an absolute disass.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
There anyone layers to the story then, So I grabbed
it and chucked it back in the sack and just
opened my flat mate's trap and threw it in the
room them and he went through the same terrified process
of waking up to a writhing sack at the base
of his bed and opening it and this pig shoving
its head out.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Will you give me an idea now, because I'm the
godfather of the guy having the pretty first trying.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
To think of a present.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, a pigg and of sex, good and any other.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
This lovely young boy fatted up from a farm, fattened
it up for me, and you know, made ninety kilos
of pork roasts and bacon and all that sort.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Of good stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You slaughtered your pit page.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
We bought a chest freezer and we checked it with students,
so this was like gold mine. Chucked them there and
Jamie Joseph came around said he ever tried some Marlon
you know waffle was my flat mate.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
It was bad.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Security was at home, and he said, I'll just swap
a little you know.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Butter cup of butter container for the entire peg, for
basically half the pig. Then we went away for the holidays,
and of course more on me came back to the
specials and I came to the house and we hadn't
paid me powerble As soon as.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
I opened the door and I went lifted at the
maggots of the size of your fingers, So what are
you grabbed like? I saw some petrol in this. I
poured petrol and a liard. Not a good idea, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It doesn't make it makes it stink, it explode. So
I reversed the car up and tied it by the
power card to the back of the car and just
drove dragged this thing down the road, I believe in
the Castle street, and it just went flop flop flop,
and just cock, half cock, big megas everywhere.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Then we boosted off and parked the car up the
hill for about three weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Job done.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It was the answer to the question did you do
a yard glass at your twenty first Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Well it all comes fighting back and you're better to
get it out than leave it on.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So you know, maybe for this weekend, I think of
another option for you.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, yeah, think of the content.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
But when when I was asking godfather when he was born,
I was asked and I was around there to go
get you know, I felt really honored. So I bought
a bottle whiskey, you know, and I said, when you're
twenty one, me and your father and myself and your
a couple of mates week and we can drink that.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
That kind of makes sense. So I'm dreading it. I'm
dreading actually sort of thing. You just flipp it, Lisa.
Now it's twenty one years the very bottle. Yeah, they've
got very bottles just sitting there waiting.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, so that'll be Maybe you bought a ten year
old bottle of whiskey then, which you wouldn't have done,
but if you had, it had been now a forty
year old bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, that would have been a lot of them. A
bottle of whiskey then, I don't know, Yeah, it was,
it was.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
It was a decent bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 8 (41:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I had a tube in.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That round, you know, always decent, the other tube around them.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
The human cannibal was working for the breweries and he
was the whiskey rep. And when I had my son,
he turned up at home with this bottle of whiskey,
which I don't think he purchased, but it was a
very very special bottle of whiskey which we proceeded to consume.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
And I agree you drank it the night I should
have done.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
That got done with.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I'm just more worried what will happened after.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
About the whisky.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You'll probably be lucky to get in here.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
That's when I get the peg in the sack.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Well, it's a third of a bottle of whiskey, isn't it.
That's yeah, yeah, if you can get a.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Sack. Oh god, it's stopped now. Night
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Are you gonna you know when I see it? Can
continue to find off?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, I'm just trying to read what what you've got
planned for the show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You're just reading it now. I've seen it three hours ago.
I know, why wouldn't you have read it when I
seen it to you?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I was doing that.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We'll just wait till you've actually worked out what's on
the show.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And then we actually stinking that there.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I I sent that email to you this morning so
you had time to prepare what you're going to talk about.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I had to find it the spam though, right.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Welcome to the episode whatever it is of the TB
Sports cap This is a big show for me because
this is the first show the young Joe Salito of
Dublin will be tuning in to watch today's show.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You need to want to find that a little bit more.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, welcome, Welcome to the audience, Joe, so basically saying
you're a grandfather, Yeah, yeah, grandpa.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, no, you're putting the Italian.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm sure he'll be watching.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, and their eyes take a few days, so I
think they will.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like cats sorry, Maka, your foot isn't my shot? That's good.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Sorry, no matter, I won't today congrat cold and warm.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's not cold enough.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's two weeks, ask asked Lee why there's no cold
ones because we had a whole of.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The fridge into us going to pretty holder.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Than the bridge from last week for this week, and
we're like.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You put it in last week for this week.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
The whole week, there's only twenty four of them in there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Have such a little like a little money bar on
the side that's got maybe a ped.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You know how we didn't read the email about what
the show is about?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh ship.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And there's no piece because he's drunk them. Yeah, it's
been a good week for me. We I put some
money on the number two dog and number two rays
and it came in what was.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It, paying six dollars fild between five and seven on
the nose?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Blue and white stripes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I think it might have been black and white stripes.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Oops, there's no such thing only blue and white.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is it? Yeah? Well it came in and also one
black solid color Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That might be number.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Eight hounds yesterday, Yeah, ghounds everywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think we should invest in good enough for wrecking ponting.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's good enough, good enough for Yeah, you're not too disimilar.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Actually, anyways, I'm quite a bit taller. Yeah, but uh,
you know, I can't bet talk about sort of behavior
behavioral challenges.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And we also won some money on Addie Severe scoring
a try and the you watch the yes, yeah we'll
line that came around in my place to watch it
and talk through the whole game. You didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I wasn't talking. I was between two lovely ladies and
who were both new vector their careers, and they were
fully engaged, and I was trying to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Did you enjoy it the chatting? Well, the game?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I did enjoy the game. It was a high
scoring game, so yeah, I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Well, still that issues and there with the finishing off
kind of, I went the stage, why don't we just
do the second half first?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How would you do the second half first?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
The cricket mentally, yeah, mentally you can start from your subs.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
You could if you.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Win, if you win the task, they say no, no,
you go first on your signal.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
You know, we'll just let them come off as if
it was a signal.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
New strategy we're going to play our second half.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yeah, but putting your subs on that would actually make
a lot of difference, because have they start to start
your subs.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, start the impact players like the reverse order cricket, Yeah,
which never works. And if that doesn't work, then you
put the backs and the forwards and the back let's
try something.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And what about also the boxing.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Bo Yeah, he did Bloody World.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And yeah, although Josh has always been a bit suspect,
has any.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Not bad suspect? I mean he went down three or
four times?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean yeah, yeah, well he got he got whacked properly.
The last one was pretty But have you not any
you sort of watch Going at some stay?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Sorry, every time you put your foot on your knee,
it's right in my face.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Okay, well I shan't do that, So how many times
have to do that? Yeah, he's you've you've been watching Going?
He's awesome, but for sure, Yeah, but if he if
he gets clout of.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Almost too physically, he's almost too well built, you know,
he's just robotic.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It took me well built, Like there's a thing on
the internet at the moment how to find the ideal man?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And oh god, how did you find that, Well, it
came up.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I came up with my search engine came up. You know,
there's an algorithm, and that algorithm just what you watch
and then it choose more stuff.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
That you like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I was researching Internet trends and this is an internet
trend and it's called six six six and the men's
got to be six f or above. Yeah, and at
least six figure income. And initially it was a six pack.
Then that gravitated towards being over six inches. H yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I mean it's not really fair because what if you
had a ten inch penis and two figure income?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, lots of dwarves do I mean? And this is
the you know the absurdity of such a thing. I mean,
even ten penis on a four foot person.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're talking about, you know, someone relaxed. We talked about
someone engaged.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What do we see what you've done here? As you've
really dragged this down a rabbit hole that you know, well,
there are years ago that would have been quite a
pleasant place to be.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And I'm mean responding to that because it's men are.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Angry because they don't like being objectified, like it's not
really fair that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Men don't like being obvictified.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I don't think that will make the certainly, Yeah, is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That what's your ideal?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
We could go back, let's focus on why.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You were there and researching into the trends and.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So what Yeah, I mean, you're you're giving yourself a
pedal of the back because the three am't bad one
over sex.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Food, it's zero for you. Well, you know, so talking
about the cannibal, you know, he's asked us not to
put any more material of the human cannibal on the show.
So obviously I've been looking through and finding as much
as I could, and there's one one story that really stood.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
This is probably the show that the cannon would have been,
because he's over sex fied definitely, and he's making a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Definitely make a lot of money, and he definitely talks him.
He would have, yeah, expect, he would have expect he's
probably gonna twelve pack cannon ball.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, this is when we actually fire them out of
a cannon.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Steaking to.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Record.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's a configurated beat off of there, but to work on.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Butter where we got a little bit of work on
like about four hundred meters.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
You've got this speed, you've got to light threatening feats
just to get busily prepared. Just anything extreme, you know,
the little mountains you can throw yourself off, or how
fast you can go, it's just a little better for preperation.
When you're a knee you've got to be ready.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Look, was expecting to go a long, long way.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He reckoned his knees, just about broke his jaw when
he took off because it pushed it with such velocity
and he hadn't sort of he hadn't done the hard
and erect he hadn't gone through a premature launch, and
his knees got driven up into his face and that's
why he sort of came out.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It was actually the guys from A. J. Hackett's helped
us build the cannon, and it was basically a bungeee.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
They just cut what doubt it never.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Quite took off as much as the old bungee came down.
Cuth make as much money out of that one.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, there haven't been as many people coming down and
saying I'd like the canon ride ever.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Been reused, never been really, that'll be in storage somewhere
we should pull it back out.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
There'll be somebody get them out.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, technologies evolved, bungee was probably internal, would needs to
be out the other side pulling them.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I hadn't really thought through things like health and safety
when when I suggested.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That someone else's life, no, no, and so he can
really suck up pain.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, well, I know, here's one man that has
had a lot of.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Very high.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
A lot of Gingers do have.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, they've got so many positives Gingers.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I've got lots of Gingers.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
They're intensely loyal, which I think comes to the.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Fact that they're probably I feel microphone.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Stress problems and heart related issues and all those sort
of things. But the anger issues, you know, which increases
the blood pressure and all those the things. But for
the world being pain threshold in particular, there's nothing like
a Ginger brilliant. I remember when I cut his foot
off with the with the broke priller, and I mean
it was his fault, not mine. I happened to be
(10:19):
driving the boat, but I sent one of the boys
because he went, ah, Jesus, you've broke in my bloody foot,
and then he lifted the other world, No, you've cut
it off, and that there was a bit of panic
in the boat. Sure, so we phoned the rest of
the helicopter and happened to be your brother in law,
(10:39):
and he came down and collected Ben. And basically once
we got Ben to the boat, the thing was pointing
the wrong way and blood was going everywhere, and all
he said, who's got a cigarette?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
It's all he said.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean it would have been you would have been
absolutely if you saw ginger.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
No.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
True.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
And that was the point, you know, quite sorry, long
winded that I was trying to make that He has
an incredible pain three shot.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I love it. He doesn't want to be on the show,
but this is your life.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
We should we should do.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
I would like that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And we've got a guest this week and it's not then.
You know, the All Blacks are in town there and
Wellington this week playing Australian second game in the Blairslow
Cup and joining us at one side man in the game.
George Bauer, Hey George.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Be on the show.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah you live in the dressing room, Uh pretty much, yep.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
Stretch roll out here and just immenseally prepare for our trainings. Yeah, one,
two and three behind me, So that'll be perfect to
you know, get them in the front row.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
How the fellows feeling after what should have been a
pretty easy close out became quite a quite an ordeal.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, we kind of talked about about it
right off the game, you know, better slow, just you
think it's going your way, then things can just change
just like that and you know, at the end of
the day, wins a win, but boys, Boys definitely came
out of that game but disappointed on you know, not
(12:21):
finishing a few things and closing out the game. So
definitely that's a huge focus point coming into this week.
We knew that Australia scored most of your points towards
the end of you know, the back ends of the game.
So yeah, it's definitely a focus point this week of
finishing and especially that last twenty minutes where we kind
(12:41):
of let off the hook there.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So is it a bit of an edge of training,
like is it a boys a bit grumpy?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Oh, it's yeah, there's always a natural edge, especially the
the non non playing twenty three are always kind of
giving it to the starting twenty three because there's a
bit of edge there or not getting selected that week,
so we're we're putting it on there, making sure, we're
preparing them the best as we can in the in
the best possible away, but yeah, there definitely is a
(13:08):
bit of agent. Yeah, there has been over the past
couple of weeks.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
So yeah, it's definitely sorry when.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
We talk about an age, does something change this week
with your training regime? Do they try and do anything
different or is it just the same old routine going
into another game.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Yeah, that's I think that's definitely usually up to the coaches.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
But we've had a few meetings this morning and we've
definitely touched on that finishes, that finish aspect of our game,
and within that, it's just doing the simple things very
well towards back end over the game, not having to
force things that we don't have to, just doing the
same things over and over again super well, keeping them
(13:51):
in that pressure cycle like we did the first half.
And you know, when we keep teams in that pressure cycle,
it's hard for them to kind of break out. But
the end of the weekend we kind of felt a
bit of chaos, felt the ossies come back and it's like, well,
this is not you know, what we wanted to go
to plan.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
But yeah, I mean when you when you get that
start to finish the question I was trying to ask you,
you know, and it does get a bit loose and
the players are all doing their thing. It's that that's
when it's really pivotal to sort of just grind it
down and just to deny any points for the opposition.
Once you've got that massive buffer, if you can go
(14:31):
into really methodical, sort of clinical mode and just make
them sort of suffering any points. Yeah, yeah, and yet
I think we sort of. But I don't know whether
that's a game these days. I mean, kicking for the
corner is supposed to taking three points.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Maybe it's a question for you because I'm not being facetious,
but you're not as a player. You weren't the sort
of person that liked clinical and grinding.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No, but we got beaten by Auckland teams that did.
And I remember the feeling, you know, the feeling of
them being up and you're going ship, we've got to
do something magic now. But at least it's a loose game.
We've got a chance to pick up a few tries
and you know there's there's space. But then if they
just locked in and just did the methodical put in
the corner made you play out of your half, did
all of those sort of tough grinding things. It becomes
(15:16):
psychologically almost a hopeless task.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So is it to do with communication like on the
field between players? Is that something that you just can't
do once?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I think the skipper's going to step up?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Probably the right guys.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
We've got a bloody good lead here. Let's just grind them.
Let's just grind them.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
How about what do you think the week before Ossie
really self distracting thing.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Half?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Right, so they're probably against Argentina. Yeah, so they probably
didn't expect after we're putting it many points on them
that would come back you reckon that may be, Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Logically we said, we've just said they'd won it the
first ten minutes and it would have been impossible to
lose from there, you know, And so they probably thought, well,
the looser it gets, the better it is for us.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But George, what about the you've got some you know,
some of the young guys, some of the new guys
really stepped up on that test. If they brought a
bit of excitement under the team, you know, Cortis and
lots and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, one hundred percent. There they've come in and you
can just see how eager they are to grow and
learned off off the older players. But they're also keeping
you on on their toes and training in the gym
things like that, and you can see the hunger that
they have. It's actually like, oh, this guy's on, so
his opposition's got to match it. So it's actually creating
(16:30):
a good, healthy competition and you can actually see it
in the in the camp.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
Man, he's been really impressive even at training. His has
he's been training really well and his understanding of the
game as a forward at that age as well as
he's pretty switched on.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I think he was head boy of his school, so
straight away he's got that OLF. That's right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, yeah, Sorry, we just got one fly in the
room and we're just not too heavy with it.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Two of them now, Sorry, very coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I understand a little bit of your background. So you
went to school in Wellington, yep. And you've got a
great story which I think every one in New Zealand
should hear about your rise to being an All Black.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You didn't come out of school as like being in
the academy the chosen one. You know what, happened when
you came out of school.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Yeah, I was definitely a late bloomer.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
And you could say and oh yeah, came out of
high school and did a bit of study at Vicuni,
and I was like not really feeling it, not really
igniting any anything inside. So I was like, Okay, I'll
just do a bit of construction and see what the
Knicks plan is after that. So I was kind of
just doing a bit of laboring, which is good. It
taught me, you know, it taught me how, you know,
(18:02):
you just have to hard work, work hard to get
money and beat this plan and kind of getting up
early for those early starts, and it kind of taught
me to be grateful about life and things like that.
Because there was a point there when I was doing
I was we were earth quite strengthening a bridge in
Wellington and it was you know, graveyard shifts were working
(18:22):
night shift, and so we had to.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Drill these holes with his huge drills.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Yeah, I think I've shared the story with you Rick,
And and like you're drilling and the drill is just
shaking you, like you can't even you can't even stay strong.
It's it's literally shaking you because just how big it is,
and how big of a hole your drilling. Anyways, it's
night shift and I'm falling off to sleep and this
drill's not even keeping me awake.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
And that's how tired I was.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
And that's when I came to realize, Yeah, I gotta,
I gotta, you know, find my purpose or kind of
change up something, maybe move out of home and and
just yeah, going living dow, uncomfortable, whatever it is, to
try and find a passion or something out of or
whatever it was. And so that's when I moved down
to the need and to try and persue Rugby here
(19:10):
dirty dirty South. So yeah, but definitely ye wouldn't wouldn't
take it back for for anything.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
That taught me a lot. It taught me to be
grateful for you.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Know, my life that I have now, and it also
keeps me grounded to hear.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And when you were a club player in Dunedin, like
you know, this is before you were sort of on
the any ones radar, you were involved in a commercial.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Oh yeah, that's yeah, I was so.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
So all blacks were down in dandin I think there
was a test in twenty seventeen against Australia and they
were actually about to release the new edit as jerseys,
and so they head.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Up our our rugby club, Harbor Hawks Rugby.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
They're like, oh, do you have a few players that
you know can just put on the jersey and hold
them tackle bags or you know, be a lifter and
line out just for our promo it is. So it
was like straight away, put my hand up and they
got me in. So we're in the changing room and
stripped on into the all blacks kit, full kit, short socks,
boots and of I'm like, wow, sneak in a little video.
(20:08):
They told us we're not allowed to record because it
hasn't been released, but I sneak in a few videos
here and there my mates and we're just all, you know,
just buzzing out.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
And so yeah, ends up.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm holding a tackle bag for Karen Reid and he
has to I think it's the day off and he's
full on teeing off at me, and I'm like, I'm
just buzzing out because Karen Reid just tackling me a
time and time again.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
And then I get it. I get a catch.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
I have to catch a few offloads for sunny Bill Williams.
I think there was one point where my face got
in the shot and they're like, oh, reshoot that. Hey mate,
can you not step into this area of the field
because we don't want your face in the shot?
Speaker 8 (20:44):
So man, So I moved out of the shop.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
We continue to catch the offloads for Sunny Bill and
then yeah, I come a few years later. I'm in
the Crusader's environment and I bump into our talking to
Rito and I said, hey, Rito, do you remember the
promo you had and delete him in twenty seventeen doing
the Eddy Dash Jumpers And he's like, yeah, yeah, I
(21:09):
was holding the tackle bags and Reno straight away he's like,
I recognize your face. I recognize that face. Man. So
that wasn't pretty much a full circle moment for me,
and it was pretty pretty specially so you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Are you still the music man? You're still the guitar
guy in the All Blacks or yep?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Still still just a bit.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
I've kind of been bumped down the picking order Big Pussy,
Pussily or Tossy. He's coming and he's quite a talented guitarist,
so he's taken over the guitar X and I'm the
singer now.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
So but yeah, still still involved.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
Heavily with the music in this environment and singing songs
wherever I go, and just trying to keep that kind of.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Side of of of footy up in the live.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Singer.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
Actually, in my barbershop quartet, I was a Tina if
you don't know I was. I was a barber shop
quartet singer. So and I used to sing tina, which
is the highest voice. But yeah, sometimes I like to
drift into the lead and take control.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But there's nothing like when you go to Fiji. You know,
you hear those beautiful bands and there's somebody who's got
the really high voice, and it's always the biggest Fiji.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, that's the biggest Fiji. Don't the.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Nicely, that's really nicely, Georgian. Just give us a little
bit of a song.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
A bit of a fly me to the moon, Let
me sway among the stars. You are all lies for
all lie.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Worship and a door in the world. Please be true.
In other words, I love.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
You, Come fly with me. Let's fly, let's fly away.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
It goes on. Yeah yeah, Frank, yeah, brother.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So good to catch up. And I'll let you go
and bring some edge back to the training and yeah,
good to see you back. From your knee injury in
luck for the weekend. For the weekend, Thank you, good
to check to you guys.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Take care.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Just to think my great uncle Han I think he
knew this. He was the first guy to play his
guitar in the chraining room. Was he in the late forties?
In nearly fifteen?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
He was what was his name? And he was the
first guy of bring acoustic guitar into the changing room
and play They didn't want him to.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
More interestingly, how did he get that name?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know, No, No, is he from the West coast?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah? Yeah, well thanks Fred Allen. I think kicked him
out of change room right to get the hell out
of here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, bit strange instrument.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
He wasn't actually in the.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Team either, just invited himself with his guitar and a
little speaker. Oh no, I won't I'm fine. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Trying not to eating the show because they're really noisy.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Fair enough usually like they were in the olden dage?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, what was?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What's different between olden day nuts.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
And you've seen your nuts having your rick the olden
day nuts. I haven't seen a lot of modern nuts.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
We haven't seen your nuts either because of the big
you know the gap.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Guys to each other.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We're not going to mirror.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Put the nuts away.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You put your nuts away?
Speaker 8 (24:56):
We do.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah's seeing them.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
They're very salty, your nuts salty nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Now, I asked you would have seen me some social
media clubs? Why did they get a bit of a
then slid into your day that day?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Like because I got bored watching the perfect Man videos.
I just wanted to see.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Can you see me what you're watching?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Did it give you a bit of a complex that
we were all?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well no, Well, first of all, we didn't see them anything.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
What's going on.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Twenty four beers? You had twenty four beers to track.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
To send your video that.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, you could video there that could be quite entertaining.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I would have started off entertaining.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But because you're not really big on social media, are you,
I'm trying to get off it, Rick, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Hence there's podcasts and this is mainly on social media.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's ironic way yourself.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
I'm trying to get off the whole thing off.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
And this you're on it.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah, I'm getting more on it, ironically, trying to get
off it. I'm I can add video as to what
we're really doing.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
As long as you're not getting on it and then
posting on it. Well, the twenty four beers, Yeah, Rob
me and I can get on it and post on it.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That's that's the one.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That The one that suits me the most is is Lana.
Some of the videos that.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
She sent me through videos I've sent them.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Through the HR. But this one gives you a bit
of an insight into into the way her brain works.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Wonderful.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
What do you call an old snowman.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
A glass of water?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You're listening on the podcast, it was three aliens telling
a joke.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
As Lana is just giggling away to herself before before
the punchline, she was like, I.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Sent you some good quality videos last week.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That one.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'll give you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I'm going to get you a few videos to me
at last.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
This is this is the one. He's the one that
marks soccer. Johnny clan cloughy that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
The teams for this meaningless charity, Gavin will play.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Everyone seems very friendly.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Lock clunched by Smith. I guess the first fifty minut
that's not allowed.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
Tommy Smith Smith by name, concrete boris by nature.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kevinkeagan loses a scarlet captain who is cluttered by Keegan
friend play on.
Speaker 12 (27:43):
But look at Keegan.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
He wants to Ronny and Charles. Wow, Keagan was asking
for not to be fair.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And Jennet Charles, that't why anybody would do Oh that
is a propose, Tomash.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Keagan wants more.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Let's tell you why.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
It's a piece of Branda good luck.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Let's have of like I love Brenda, an innocent ginger.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I said kickings got tough. There's no need for that plan.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He's kept his weight shut down.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's just like an ARF's good.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
It's pretty tough.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Back then, wasn't it? Imagine the penalty it was.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
It was just like a charity game.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, the winner of the league versus the winner of
the f A Cup played at the beginning of the
season the charity Shield.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
But it was a lot more physical, wasn't it as
a game back.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
In the I think just day to day life was
a lot more physical in the seven.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
The penalties now just ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Can I give you an insight into into my social
media life?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Is what the sort of thing that I have done
that and pretty well last few weeks.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, we're quite frankly second.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, the one of the people that I follow is
called the raging Italian and.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm walking out, mate.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Raging Italian, raging Italians.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It's not what's just standing into.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's not there, it's not not what. It's not what
you think. It's a guy. I'm thinking of the New
Jersey and The's and there's kids. He's got a bit
of a team, and those kids jealous.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Why don't you say at the beginning, you've got to
you interrupted, You've actually got to set the scene now,
because now he will go down the rabbit hole that
you've created.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm sitting the scene. Watch this.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Hamburgers last night a few.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I made seven of them.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yesterday. I went to the supermarket, I got the chop me,
and I came home.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It makes the chop me.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I groomed the fucking burgers. You know what, because I
was making myself dinner for the next two or three
nights plus very much. I can come down today.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
To make dinner.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Guess what I find infigerator. I find a empty dirty
tupple wearing it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We're not even one.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
It's Union brother always eating like pigs around here. God bones,
fucking vacuum clears. You can't just have one or two burgers.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
You gotta eat all now.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
The journey topperware is refrigerated right here, right here, thanks
to the worse.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's like an optical illusion. He was like mister incredible
legs and he was upside down V and his legs
looked like toothpicks.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
There was a guy on ed with a lot of
freaks into needing and one of them was called we
called a triangle man. He was a big greet guy
and he used to wear his pants up to literally
above the belly button and unbuttoned the shirt down to
where the pants were, and he was just had He
was just lats with tiny legs.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
He was like a v. He was a triangle man.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And he must have literally just spent the whole day
of the gyms.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, because all he was he was like a crab.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I think he'd be quite grateful his kids didn't get
his head in the shot.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
But basically they just wind them up and then film
them and put them on TikTok. He's become quite a
big start.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Have you seen have you seen the Italian guy?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The old fella and the son's cutting some cuts it
inappropriately and he just starts.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Losing it we've got to we've got to show that
that's very, very good.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Actually, So I've been going through some old shows. Name
a sports star that we interviewed in the nineties that
there's still in operation today. Who do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Really titty?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What sport? Who's really titty?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Todd's our horse?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
And a domestic one or an international one.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Sports star that we interviewed in the nineties that is
still competing at the highest level today. I'm going to
tell you Scott Dexon watched this.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh good god?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Have you ever been called a bogan by any of
you mates?
Speaker 8 (31:45):
When did you?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
When did you become an enthusiast and vehicles of the
motor before.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You got your license? That you may have been of
a name for yourself well before license date?
Speaker 14 (31:54):
Yeah, that sort of you know, just been around it
my whole life, so it's basically just been in the family.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Have you ever grown a mudflat or a fringe?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What about black jeans or basketball boats?
Speaker 12 (32:05):
Basis you knuckles?
Speaker 7 (32:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Great?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Are you a good driver out in the roads?
Speaker 7 (32:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
No, neither am I?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
So I could be quite the good mother racing driver.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Have you ever got a ticket?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Na?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah? Yeah, what for might I inquire speeding?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Sure, when you're can we can we bring it back
to the slightly serious discussion.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I'd like to thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
When you're when you're racing at those speeds, is there
any fear involved?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, you don't really notice it, you know. You all
the other cars are sort of gain the same speed,
so you don't notice.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
It at all.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
But the land isn't.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
It's going fast still, Well, you don't really look at that.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So yeah, he's a legend.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
How old have you been there?
Speaker 8 (32:52):
He looked?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That was that was twenty five years ago, So he's
twenty five years younger than your now. He's one of
the great So, I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
He is, and the hell of a good dude too.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I mean, you know proud kiwis you know he's like
one of my of the top.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Did you notice the old computer in the background.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, yeah, we're just saying he kept that it would
probably be worth of it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I can I ask you a serious question. Is Stine
like a nice when it's warm?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Is that why you've been chugging on it like you've
done half half a beer in about an hour?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Because I'm doing my job, mate, then I would saying,
if you're going to drink a warm beer, it mights
I'll be a stine lader.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Okay, good, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Only warm because he drunk all the ones that were
in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I understand, but you know, sometimes you can make a choice,
and you're making a choice to.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Week didn't drink them forty five minutes before the show,
and we're sponsored by Steinlager and you're actually serving it's
like going, you know, being sponsored by a restaurant brand
and serving a cold steak.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, theyn't have a little fridge. They can give you
a little fredg.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I put some in the fridge to be using in
the show, and he drank them all.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I've been setting up beer hours before the show.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Yeah, yeah, the fridge. How hard is that?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
How hard is that it up?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Now, we could have put meers in that.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
How does it just go up the road and grab it?
Doesn't beers? So that we're happy, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Talking about Dan Vittori's he is with the Australian cricket team.
He's one of the coaches. Yeah a while now, Yeah,
he's doing a great job. But this is some video
found of him winning the car for player of a
series and they gave him the car straight after the game.
And so what what do you think he do.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Drive into a lamp poster? What car was it?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Was he driving the olympost.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, we used to on a Sunday at university go
to Turner's car option as if we're particularly hungover and
buy the cheapest car you could and drive it around
as fast as you could, and then ram it the
first gear and try and blow it up, and once
or twice, once or twice, we get cars that you
couldn't kill, so you had.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
To drive them into a lamp post.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Well, don't do that.
Speaker 14 (34:51):
You can see Daniel Vittoria getting into his Midsubishi Lancer
for the most Valuable Player of the tournament.
Speaker 12 (34:57):
He boldly on such as that helps him.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
But in the end for the finals, we've got a
surf as that deserved to be surf is used for
the big one. Daniel already taking a spin. You got
to feel sorry for the local crowd. Their favorite team
wasn't there.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
But what was that doing?
Speaker 14 (35:15):
Well, he knows how to drive Daniel Vittoria spin.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, we're quite funny.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
We were at a tag a university and you know
we had some pretty good players playing and one night,
after a really decent court session, one of the boys,
I think you can say this because it was in
private grounds, was driving a VDAB golf around the rugby
grounds doing donuts and Rick Thompson came charging. I said, right,
that guy will never ever play again.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Freight Tiger University can't get get out of the carols.
John John Teamer got down and he I'll get a.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Jt oh it's beautiful like anyone else was getting it
hang drawn and quartered, but Johnny Teamy gets out of
the carrons.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Can j Can I pack the Cathey?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
All right, so what's up were you doing this week?
That's same thing this week? Anything?
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Well, thirty days we're looking forward to the rugby before
break the sport changes were going to be changes time
or what not, bid time.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But they're going to Yeah, we haven't gone that well
in Wellington. I think the pressures on. I mean Australia
will go into that game with a bit of confidence,
you know after the second half. I think minimal changes.
I'd imagine yeah verse five.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
I mean, I'm a Mackenzie fan, but do you change it?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I think I think you're just going to it's that balance,
and then you change players to give a bit of
the ne edge to the team, make them better. But
at the same time as you're trying to build combinations
and stuff, you going to have time. I mean, obviously
Jordie Barrett's out, so you're gonna have someone new at twelve,
probably Antonina Brown. So do you want to change somewhere
else in the background, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
So you're saying the Aussie is own as bad as
the obviously, so should think to say obviously better than
they looked against Argentina and obviously came back against us.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
So they they thereabouts?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
I recognize you. Now.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
How good was Argentina beating South Africa?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Oh that was just fanta.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'll watched that game. Yeah, made a few changes. They
should have a penalty straight in front to win, but
Argentina played me. There was an Argentine. They're beat in Australia,
New Zealand and South Africa and Astray nations.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, I want them to win. It wouldn't that be
absolute result? That would be they're off to set there
are they where they're playing there? Not that it matters
a great deal.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, were you watching the game this week?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You you talk too much.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I didn't talk at all. I couldn't get a word
done quite light. Just whe else's house.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Be down and I'll be down in need and actually
watch it down there.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, the games in Wellington, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
I'm going down for twenty first idea.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
That's a bit sketchy.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, that's hard work and twenty first ship that would
scare me.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
These days they still yard.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Glasses, yes, they do, they do, they do, they do,
they do. They are still really fast.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's really it's fright little poison the yard glass, Like
you know, it's flat, it's warm, and no.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
No one does that.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
They used to.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Did you do a yard glass at your twenty first?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah? Yeah, but somebody had self meet with like some
bloody t kila in the bottom. So you get down
to that last turn and.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
You can't stop at that point, you go on.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I've got to keep going.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Then I got given a pig in a sack, A
pig in the sack, yeah, mate, gave me.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
It was a lovely twenty first. The only twenty first
gift I can remember.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Anyone was in the l A live piglet in the
sack and I can't remember getting the pig, and I
somehow took it home and I wake up in the
morning and there was something thumping me under the bed,
and I went and there's a pig just went and
just came out from under the bed.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I went fucking hell.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
And then it all came back and somebody had baked
me a cake, chocolate cake, and it jumped up on
my desk and even it just shat all over the road.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
It was an absolute disass.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
There anyone layers to the story then, So I grabbed
it and chucked it back in the sack and just
opened my flat mate's trap and threw it in the
room them and he went through the same terrified process
of waking up to a writhing sack at the base
of his bed and opening it and this pig shoving
its head out.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Will you give me an idea now, because I'm the
godfather of the guy having the pretty first trying.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
To think of a present.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, a pigg and of sex, good and any other.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
This lovely young boy fatted up from a farm, fattened
it up for me, and you know, made ninety kilos
of pork roasts and bacon and all that sort.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Of good stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You slaughtered your pit page.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
We bought a chest freezer and we checked it with students,
so this was like gold mine. Chucked them there and
Jamie Joseph came around said he ever tried some Marlon
you know waffle was my flat mate.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
It was bad.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Security was at home, and he said, I'll just swap
a little you know.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Butter cup of butter container for the entire peg, for
basically half the pig. Then we went away for the holidays,
and of course more on me came back to the
specials and I came to the house and we hadn't
paid me powerble As soon as.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
I opened the door and I went lifted at the
maggots of the size of your fingers, So what are
you grabbed like? I saw some petrol in this. I
poured petrol and a liard. Not a good idea, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It doesn't make it makes it stink, it explode. So
I reversed the car up and tied it by the
power card to the back of the car and just
drove dragged this thing down the road, I believe in
the Castle street, and it just went flop flop flop,
and just cock, half cock, big megas everywhere.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Then we boosted off and parked the car up the
hill for about three weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Job done.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It was the answer to the question did you do
a yard glass at your twenty first Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Well it all comes fighting back and you're better to
get it out than leave it on.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
So you know, maybe for this weekend, I think of
another option for you.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, yeah, think of the content.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
But when when I was asking godfather when he was born,
I was asked and I was around there to go
get you know, I felt really honored. So I bought
a bottle whiskey, you know, and I said, when you're
twenty one, me and your father and myself and your
a couple of mates week and we can drink that.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
That kind of makes sense. So I'm dreading it. I'm
dreading actually sort of thing. You just flipp it, Lisa.
Now it's twenty one years the very bottle. Yeah, they've
got very bottles just sitting there waiting.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Okay, so that'll be Maybe you bought a ten year
old bottle of whiskey then, which you wouldn't have done,
but if you had, it had been now a forty
year old bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, that would have been a lot of them. A
bottle of whiskey then, I don't know, Yeah, it was,
it was.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
It was a decent bottle of whiskey.
Speaker 8 (41:20):
You know.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I had a tube in.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That round, you know, always decent, the other tube around them.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
The human cannibal was working for the breweries and he
was the whiskey rep. And when I had my son,
he turned up at home with this bottle of whiskey,
which I don't think he purchased, but it was a
very very special bottle of whiskey which we proceeded to consume.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
And I agree you drank it the night I should
have done.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
That got done with.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I'm just more worried what will happened after.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
About the whisky.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You'll probably be lucky to get in here.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
That's when I get the peg in the sack.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Well, it's a third of a bottle of whiskey, isn't it.
That's yeah, yeah, if you can get a.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Sack. Oh god, it's stopped now. Night
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