The Truth about Sportscafe’s Classic Moments, Joe Daymond & Leigh on How to Make Kiwis Laugh & More!
October 22, 2024 • 47 mins
From Speed Cooking to Marc’s Mastermind, we reveal the truth behind some of the most classic Sportscafe moments. Joe Daymond joins us to explain how to make Kiwis laugh and reveals that Leigh is his favourite comedian. We also speak to Mila Reuelu-Buchanan about the recent Silver Ferns victory, her injury, and much more!
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Ric Salizzo, Marc Ellis and Leigh Hart catch up to (uniquely) discuss sporting issues of the day, create havoc, welcome in special guests; and find time to look back with insight, and lay blame for moments from the popular Sports Cafe TV show.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You run a pretty tight trip here, mate, it's pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is quite clean.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Well, it's the problem the cleaner. The cleaners come on
a Monday morning and then you guys come in and.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Fuck it up to the credit.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Really doesn't vacuum. I mean there's bloody feathers all over that.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah. Well the couch is on against the wall though,
So we start the cleaners. Yeah, got two of them.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Little because it feels like a morning show does.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
To talk about that cleaners.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I feel like I should be lounging across the couch,
but would be one that.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Everything sale in here, evening's got a price?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Any chance we can start? Yeah, right, Welcome to the
t A B. Sports Cape is quick into a morning show.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
This feels more lax trecker think. And we're going to
give away a Dyson later on.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm amazed at your hips flip flip flexibility, flexibility.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm doing a yoga class on the second half of
the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
And we brought in Joe Damond for us.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Jo.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah, you're able to talk.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I must say that's.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Good Wellington men.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm featured.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
When I played Rugby.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
We always get a spot on the teammate. Did you
guys see France?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
At the Walkers? There was eight of us and we
blended the writer and no one asked a single question name.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What am I from?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
From my niece? But I live with my niece's auntie appreciate.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
How do we describe you as a Wellington comedian?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I've been in Auckland for ten years, so.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I feel like you're it's gone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much one.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Of us, which you can't part of the country. You
just spend most of your life and Wellington there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
But where do you consider yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
From my well made I'm transient because.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I was wondering where you were going there?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
When did that happen? That way?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That will go viral.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, I've spent more time here.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
But you're an Auckland mate, You are an Auckland. You're
all Orkard.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Then he sells himself as the Southard.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He did.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Haven't years with your tago six years.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's why I thought I didn't know you're from Wellington.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I've been twenty five years in Auckland, one year on
the West coast. Was that's some sort of west coast.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You're a coaster.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Your blood seeth mind your West coast. We went to
christ College. Well that offset that you see, Yeah, it's
all balanced.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
And yeah at some stage.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's college each talking West coast of the South Island.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Very yeah, a couple of West coast.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah different.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
So big week in sport, just bring it back to
sports massive a few days. But we won the America's Cup.
We beat India in India at cricket, the women's cricket
team won the World Cup. Ladies, gentlemen, you know Liam
Lawson ninth in his Grand Prix in Austin.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Any best off Fernando Alonso?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, driving too fast?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah yeah, showed him no respect as No, he's some
some other team. Maybe I'm thinking, we know it might
have been a season ago of something.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
What about you? What's what's your sporting background? I saw
that you've just released on YouTube. You tried to train
with the UFC fighters.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I would have remember polo playing polo.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Yeah, opening restaurants.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
It's actually a subject that opening restaurants charging less than
minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
But how did you go how did you go to
the UC training?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
That was actually pretty good and I don't mean to
say that facetiously.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Yeah, if my career is on a downer and in comedy,
which you know, you kind of always are, I think
I could pivot to mm A.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Seriously, the fact that you're on the show suggests it's
on the down there.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I mean, we're all in the second half of our careers.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I wouldn't want to try and kick those legs, you know,
there's there's not much chance of hurting them.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, there's really not a whole lot that they do.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But there was, and you just come back.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You did a USA tour like you did the comedy
clubs of the USA.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, yes, I did a bunch of shows.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
I'm also, this is the most confusing couch to know
how to sit on it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's really well, just perspective. You look great.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
There's something funny about this whole setup too, because it's
so professional, you know what you have to bring.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, then it's also so unprofessional.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's hard to bring it in.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, the counch is for sale. Anything you're seeing here,
that the the what do you call that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That? And it can it can for the full person
learner if you could just lie down maybe on the
couch there and just show the length of it, because yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It looks made for someone short Mark.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
It's called the the California Year Deville, I think, and
it's two and a half.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Grand play is the Is the t A B splashback
for sale?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
About that?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
So at any stage do you think maybe answering my questions.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, it was good, it was good they get the
chemi humor, or do you sort of alter the show
to appeal to the American It's.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Hard because you think that they do get it, But
then I think they that they think everybody because all
they know is Tiger and Fly the concourse, and they
would be like in rugby, you know, they only know
Jonah Lomus.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
They think every rugby player is.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Exactly So it's hard to I guess following the footsteps
of guys who have absolutely like blitzed what their expectations.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
In the States being so vast, Yeah, you know, the
different sense of here in New York to East West Coast.
I mean, did you ever get into a couple of
routines where you're going, oh, this one's gold, absolutely guarantee, and.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh for sure?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Really yeah, yeah, And did you put that down in
just different ways of thinking, different parts of.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Just a ship gag. That's what I should have known.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Can I bring about the sport from it? Is that
right with you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
You're the one that took it off it.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Sorry. So one of the big highlights of the last
couple of days is New Zealand the Silver Fils beating
Australia in the netball which was massive and we've organized
someone else from Wellington who actually lives in Wellington, Milo.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
I'm welcome, Hi everyone.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
So merely you're at You're injured at the moment, obviously,
but we're not obviously, but I knew that. So tell
me about the game. The game.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
First of all, I've really enjoyed listening to your chat
myself on you You're here, there and everywhere.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Yeah, the game, I think fourteen it was the first
time in fourteen years that we've ever won by that margin.
And let's be honest, I don't think anyone expected that,
except for the girls.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
And those who I guess are fully involved with the team.
But I guess that well.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Coming off the last campaign against England, we lost the
tiny Jamison for the first time in a long time.
So the girls just came out and played with belief,
and I think that's what's been missing.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
So it was pretty awesome to be a part of that.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
And actually you got quite emotional after the game. You
did some commentary and and you know, a few tears.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
No, it was it was an emotional time.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I think I've just been a part of the campaign
for the last couple of years and we have had
like a real rebuilding stage to our friends, to our
to our team and kill me to poise one of
my one of my close mates, and I actually had
a conversation with her, like probably a year ago just
about how she was kind of lost a bit of
(08:27):
love for the game and so to be able to
see her, you know, come, you know a year later,
to come into this environment and really thrive in that wing.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
You take position, but that's your position. So you're cheering
someone on.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
That's your position for now just while I'm out, well
you're injured.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
But that's an unusual thing, and it's something that non
sports people don't understand that you can get that much
enjoyment out of a friend who's taking your role in
the team.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You don't really say it, but you're I mean, it's
the right thing to say, but deep down your game
you know I'm gonna bloody come and get my spot back.
I mean, it's less be fair way of relevance. Are
you a girl who cries on planes watching movies?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (09:13):
Yes, I am, m hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
In context, in because I'm a plane baller. Plane crash
your plates on the plane.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
You're a plane baller. Yeah, you get quite emotional.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You get very emotional on planes.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Maybe you should just choose a comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I even cry in wrong coms.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Have you been You've been so hungover? You just standing
in the supermarket Q and just started.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Crying, weeping, weeping with no noise, just just sobbing. Yeah, no,
it was no I love it. It's just in the
context because obviously, you know, showing emotion after the game
was an emotion because you're pissed off your mate, who
you actually pretending you care about her performance has got
your position.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
It's funny you say that, actually, because you know, Dupe said,
ask you know, how how did you feel?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Genuinely? That was it hard to watch for me?
Speaker 10 (10:08):
You know, at the moment, this is my reality and
this is her reality, and I'm just so happy for her,
and you always have that competitive mindset, like I'm still
watching thinking, yep, you know, I still have to compete,
and I will compete, but like right now, in.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
That moment, it was more just genuinely happy for them.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's sort of like having a cold start and an
Eden where you're playing past the Lollly and your mate
has to pass the lody the girl that you want
to be with, and he's kissing her and you're gonna go, yeah,
we're playing past the lollly, but you're really not inside
and you're next to some guy. Yeah, you're stuck between two. Yeah,
well yeah, it's called past the LOI. You're gonna get
yourself in the right possession.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But I don't think it's anything like that. But you
did mention duple s, so your partner's obviously see you's
just about to go off with the New Zealand fifteen.
So that magnificent. He said, it's such a great couple
of years. Had had a few injury setbacks this year,
but that's such an exciting time for her.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Yeah, no, it is. He know, he was out for
seven weeks for his own doing.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
He didn't stay disciplined and went for a tackle that
he should have just left. So I think he went
pretty quickly to pick and choose from from that experience.
But no, really proud of him, like he's I you know,
I've been with him for well four years now and
I've watched him grow throughout his whole you know, his
(11:29):
whole rugby career.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
And now I'm not going to cry. And anyway, I
think with.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
The Hurricanes, particularly this year, I've seen a real shift
in his game. And it's as a player, you always
want to start, you always want to be in the
starting lineup. But for him to be able to continue
to bring his a game coming off the bench even
and competing, I think was the best thing for him.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Question.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah, yeah, could we brought you on because we thought
having a welling Tony would be good to translate for us. Yeah, production,
that's a question.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
So you know, we've obviously known each other for years,
and you know, I feel like you and Dupes represent
every day Kiwi's.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like, you know, you both.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Elite national representatives. You know, very everyday Kiwi stuff. You
earn eight houses each and I know you earn both
an exus of three to four hundred thousand dollars a
year each just every day Kiwi stuff, every day stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, what's your morning's like? Like, what do you guys
do when when.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
You This is the Morning Show, So yeah, that was
where I was getting at.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
What do you guys do first thing when you wake
up in the morning?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Just sponsored by.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah we so can we go to your morning routine
post breakfast?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Well, honestly, I mean we're just I mean we may
be athletes, but we're just normal humans at the end
of the day. We love we live in Puttydor actually,
and we love our community.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Love going for a walk to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The pools, like surfing out t Bay.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
There's a lot to work on there, but he likes
to go diving.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
So I mean we have Bino coming in and out
like it's like it's a train station here.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
So yeah, yeah, just quality time.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Really, you seem quite bitter about the fact they've got
all these houses that are you one of the tenants?
Like is that the problem? Did they kick you out?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Or how might the credits to get one of their places?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
But it's how the mighty have fallen.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Just changing topics, like it must be great that transmission
Gullies finished.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It is it is cut down.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
South a whole two minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah really Yeah, learn a lot on this.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah, can you save the show please?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well, you've got the game coming up to talk on
next week. It's Spark Arena, so you're not ready to
play yet.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
I'm three and a half months post off, so I
did my first running on Saturday. My injury takes me
to pretty much the start of pre season, so that's
nine months post off, but they say to be safe
and to prevent any further injuries, twelve months is the
mark that you should be paying competitively.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's huge.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
So a lot of time.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
Just my daughter's come home from your daughter high So
just so for context, is this your home like?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
So, so just falling on from Lana's question, which was
a good one, what's what do you think Australia are
obviously going to be pretty far up because that's a
that's a big loss for Australia.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's massive. I think the biggest thing for
the Ferns and what I saw, and I mentioned it before,
is the belief that I saw and it's something that's
been missing for some time now, and I feel like
it will be a competitive game and obviously not ruling
out Assie. I had the pleasure of interviewing Jamie Lee Price,
one of my good friends who plays for Australia.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
She had a fifty fties match. She was pretty she
was pretty.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Angry about that game, and she just said, we're going
to be coming up firing, like there's there's no way
we can we can lose to them a second time
in a row.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So honestly cool, who would you put your money on
next week? I'd put it on Ossie, would yep, because
they just it's like the Ossie rugby team beating the
All Blacks. They'd be so passed off. They'd probably had
a laxed attitude going into it, and typically they want
to beat us here the big brother, big sister. So
I'd put my money on Ossie the present company, you know,
and you know.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Well be interesting to see their tabards, won't it.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Well, you know what's interesting is by the time people
have watched this, the game has probably already been over.
And I'm actually like, I'm picking New Zealand. I mean,
we're why wouldn't you Like we're at home, We've got
our home court advantage because we know that, Yeah, but
we know that we're better than them because we've just
beaten them. So we've got all this self belief. You've
got that stude?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Do we have? Do we have it self belief? I
mean I have? Or do we go? You can't? You
our sport of any type?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Or do we go so you play league?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Or do yeah for the keys or not?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I beg Yeah, I'm gonna put a hundre. I'm gonna
put a hundred bucks down.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I reckon you become one and I'll put it on
a hundred. I reckon you become like the Ossie spokesman.
I reckon you become like the Ossie representative of New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Maybe we have this after Meal has hung up, because
this is kind of like when two parents talk about
the light belts not on in front of the kids.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I didn't realize how long your recovery was, and no,
I don't really I don't understand what your injury is.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Can you tell you you have twelve months? It's a messive.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Oh yeah, So I ruptured my a c L, tore
my MCL miniscus, my knee cap yeah, and.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
A partial tear in my car. So I yeah, I
did the damage a.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Car crash, and you did that playing.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I mean, I wish it was a car crash. It sounds,
it sounds better than just playing it all. But I
was playing it ball my first my first major injury ever,
I think the biggest challenge for me.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Though it wasn't actually the knee injury. I had major
constipation from all the medication.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, it made I cut his foot off. He had
the same issue. He went ten days, you know, and
then it was like you said, it was like a pineapple.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
A lot of people will relate to that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's ands so psychologically, that's a huge bit of warfare
you're going on internally. And so do you keep Can
you train through the next nine months til you get
back to the courts.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
So yeah, I've started running well, jogging, but I think
for me it's like you're learning to walk again, you're
to run again.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Can I just say how proud I of our show,
how much we've grown, Because normally if someone said constipation,
that would be a good ten minutes to fifteen minutes
of conversation about that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
But we have talked about that before, so I think, well,
we will feel your pain.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
But I know that's good. I mean we've matured as
a show that we're not what do you.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Think macro and I is standing up this week?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Boys, hemroids.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, a bunch of grapes.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
You've started it.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
I mean, look, we'll let you go back into your rehab.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Last question. Have you dreamed, you know, with absolute veracity
about being back on the court and nailing it and
doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
I have, I have, and I can't wait. And I
think it's special that I get to play on well,
fingers crossed, everything goes well, but it's special that I
get to play on my birthday for round one. But
also I actually when I tore my a cl I
was on my ninety eighth game A Z games. So
(18:36):
on my second game back, I'll be playing one hundred
test match for A and Z, which is pretty awesome.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
The target, Yeah awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, if you can dream it, it's going to happen, right,
if you can see it, it's going to unfold.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Well hopefully, because I've dreamed that I that I've won
Lotto for the last team, things happened.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
So let's just hope that I'll be out on court soon.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I dreamed that I was going to have a relationship
with elmcpherson. You won't remember her. She was pretty big
back in the nineties. She was a mesh No, no,
that's what I wanted to do to it. She was.
It's one of the world's supermodels.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I didn't dream hard enough becauseperson.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I got an interview with her, and yeah, close enough,
I dreamt, but I didn't dream with all of I'm
blaming myself for that.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I've never seen was so excited in the interview. And
El McPherson's like two inches taller than man. I'm two
inches taller than Macca.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Don't be sizes she was. She was nothing the sizes
except maybe I know her. Yeah, that's her, that's that's person.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, unfortunately was in her nightmare canceled out here.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I weren't her mark, you know, but God loves to try.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Thank you so much, rehab.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
Thank you, Thank you, guys, thank you.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Just just with injuries.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I'm probably ask you maker, you know, probably not best
to say, well, she's was listening. But I suppose a
big save logical thing would be you come back with
all the rehab and it's been a year in this
case six months whatever, and you come back physically you're fine,
but mentally you're scared of.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Maybe doing it again.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I think you've just got to go fuck it. I'm
going health a letter, you know, and I'm going to
forget about it. And if it happens, it happened. You
go increatively. It's like you know, as you know, when
you're a little guy and that you're playing against this
huge months ago. If you're going hard, think about tackle.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm sure I've said this before, but if you play golf,
of course, yeah, Well you play golf in Wellington, right,
so lots of wind, you're up on top of the
hill and if you don't smack that that ball perfectly,
you've got a little slice, little hot it's veering off.
It was like Jonah, if you didn't hit him perfectly,
you got slapped off and it really hurt. You've just
(21:00):
got to go as hard as you can.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
And you think about it too much. It's the worst
thing you can do it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Have you had a major injury that you've had to
come from.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yep, I had. I tore my patel attendant and had
to get that and that was the last game of
the season. Three and a half months to get that
stitch back together and that's quite a big ten and
staple to the kneecap and that took three months of
reheab every day, but managed to get back for the
Star the next year, like it was the last game season, so.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
They bring the show back at all because because one
of the.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thing, you had your nose broaken a fair few times.
So what did that feel like? I mean, did you
just go fuck it up? I'm going to have a
nose like thought?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Does it stop you doing something that you thought that
you know, I wasn't doing much before that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I stopped them kissing anything. I mean, how do you
get even near it.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
One of the things that we did last week is
there was a big race the Mega millions, and so
I asked all of you for a horseback and I
gave you some tips and from the tab and they
we all put a bed on and Macca wouldn't reply,
like I asked them three times to put a put
a three pick a horse three times?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And you need some clips to play?
Speaker 6 (22:09):
You sent me some clips to play. Yeah, But so
I picked a horse for Mecca, and I deliberately picked
a horse, so I didn't think it was going to win,
and I picked myself the favorite, yes, and my horse
came last camera. Mecca's won just.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Because I don't know why shit doesn't stick, but it
just doesn't.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
So obviously you're a genius. And that was proven Mecca
when we got you on the show to play Mastermind. Well,
welcome to the show. Tonight's contestant on Master Clown is
mister Mark Ellis from Otaga University. Evening B Calm, double major.
(22:45):
Your specialty subject after scoring three on general knowledge, is
completely useless. Facts question number one? What animal cannot stick
its tongue out the crocodile? Correct? A snail can sleep
for how long?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Up to three years?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Correct by eliminating one olive from each salad served in
first class American airlines? Saved?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
How much could you repeat the question?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Please? Not really?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Forty a forty thousand.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Correct us correct. What a baby is born without kneecaps? Correct?
If Barbie the doll were life size, her measurements would.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Be thirty nine, twenty three, thirty three. For a bonus point, rick,
she would stand seven point two and have a neck
twice a length of the average female.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Correct. A when intoxicated the ant falls to which side
the right. Correct? Approximately? How many taste buds does a catfish?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Twenty seven?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Correct? The most common name in the world.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Past, Muhammad.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm sorry you passed in that question. The strongest muscle
in the.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Body pound for pounder tang correct?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
What is more likely to kill you than the poisonous spider?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A champagne cork?
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Correct? Can you kill yourself by holding your breath?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, you cannot wreck?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
But that was a request. Another question? What what sport
was banned and thus ruined? The New Zealand sporting psyche?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
All Russia?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Brilliant.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Do you do you remember why we did that? I
don't remember, They're all I don't remember doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I don't remember many of the shows, to be honest, right,
to forget.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
So someone sent us an email with a whole lot
of useless facts and we were reading them and laughing,
and you said we should do a Mastermind thing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well Mastermind was so like that, wasn't it.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Oh yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
My special subject would be the clandestine Eldings of Robin Hood. Yeah,
you know, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
They've got to do general knowledge, but then they have
their own specialist.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Some people say, like the movie The Titanic. Yeah, they
asked about what time was the clock set for all
when the ship went down?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Did you did you know the show Mastermind?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, no, no idea, no idea, another chase.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It was exactly what do you know what they wanted
At the end of it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
The Mastermind won the chair, the leather chair.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is that what that was?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
They took it home.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
No, that wasn't but that was it.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
But they basically it was for the intellect of you
were and they'd sit down and they'd have a special
subject and some boten had gone away and research and
butterflies of the retained the.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah, and that's when New Zealand television was at its peak.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I was thinking that the whole time. Don't make stuff
like that. Yeah, yeah, I think my yeah, yeah, watch that.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
My granddad was good.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I just post on my wall.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
That's how cool.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
You're going to have a lot of You're gotta watch
Magnum Mash. We'll just keep Mastermind. We'll just keep suggesting
them go through. Now you made your.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Own eighteen the A Team. That was a goodie.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, I asked my granddad about it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, you got to get a wig you brought up.
But yeah, so you made a TV show called it
was about bounces?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
That right?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 8 (26:56):
So it made like a bunch of skits online about it,
like a few years back, and then I was like,
I just put them up on YouTube and then this
producer hit me up about it if I wanted to
make them for Comedy CenTra in the UK.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
And I was like, so you're making YouTube videos out
of New Zealand just for your mates basically, and some
producer says, do you want to have a TV show
in the UK?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah? Wow, Yeah that was pretty much how that came about.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
So it was was it as good as mesh?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh? You know Joe Smith? Joe Smith, he's a bouncer
on Big Joe. He's like bybe six seven, massive ball
guy and he's got like that he wears the black
trench coat down to the knee. Wonderful man, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
What was your inspiration for doing a show about bounces?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Honestly, the first time I had the idea, but I'd
just been kicked out of a place impossible And.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Then which place?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Which place? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Long Room?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, that's just where Long Room was twenty three and over.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Yeah yeah, and I was like, twenty yeah, so you've got.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
My eighteen year old daughter is allowed in there whenever, So.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You've got You've got exactly nothing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Your behavior. It was the fact that you were twenty
not twenty three.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, Rick gets chucked out. I haven't been too old.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah yeah, you know, so you you got angry, you
started makers of videos and turned into a TV show.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
I honestly what it was was the bouncers were like
acting like they were, you know, the Prime Minister. Yeah,
and there was something so funny about it, and so
I just stood there and I was watching them just
the whole time, lord over the whole Yeah, and I
thought this is so funny. And then yeah, I pretty
much just got my masagether and a couple of cameras
and then we just made some skits about it.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
And then so you're showing the UK well like it
was well received. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, so that that was then how I managed to
get work in America and stuff like that. But yeah,
I just the whole America experience been interesting. It's not
really it's not really my vibe.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Probab should say our sense when you say it's not
your vibe. Is it because the audience it's nice to
Is there a sense of comp fit performing to New Zealanders?
Is there is a challenge? I mean, what is it
that makes it more fun?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
You know how when you're getting your I don't know,
if you work with like an like an agency or
something and there's like twenty three people inholes.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, no one's doing anything.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
There's like twenty three people in the email chain.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, so it's the system that you and you just
can you pick.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
The one you want?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah? In the chain?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh? Sorry? Wrong agency.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Edit?
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Bad?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Actually, why don't we just start?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You've you've gone down really well in Australia. Is that
because of the number of kiwis there? Or is that
because the Australian get us or easy?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:55):
I think Ozzie's are probably like more expressive, which was
something like comedy is because I mean, American audiences actually
love It's kind of everything around the business side of
it that I find tough, But the audience are great.
Kiwis we have notoriously the hardest audiences to do comedy?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Is that because we're so unimpressed by people.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's genuinely Yeah, you can't make us laugh. Yeah, yeah,
go on.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Yeah, it's almost like you go to watch a comedian
and you it's a challenge. It's like there's no way
make us laugh, and you think that's the whole idea,
just relaxed.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Yeah, no, that's honestly, and it's been written. Famous comedians
have written about it in books.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, they talk about it.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
They say whether we're the worst audiences to do comedy
in front of?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Because you did some comment stand up comedy is Chico
went down?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Well, well not really, Well it depends who you ask.
You truly said, well, you're right away. That was kind
of a commentary on comedians.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, the way it was, I was at a comedy
club watching it at the Classic, watching a comedian bomb
and he was just throwing the bunch lines.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
He wasn't actually saying anything funny, was going, what's all
that about? What's all that ship?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What's that? You know?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
And we go, what what do you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
How?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I got up a cheeko. The comedian got up there
and and the audience just then have to tell them,
don't laugh. Just went up you know, shoes, what's that about?
Anyone got shoes? What's that ship? Shoes?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Funny enough, you do it long enough enough, long enough stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That what's what's the best comedic experience that you've had, Like,
what's the highlight of your career?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Not on stage?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Like where where is the best? What's the Is this
something that you've somewhere, you've been that you've gone, Well,
that was I can live there every night.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Great question. That is a great question. Good question, great question,
great questions.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
By the way, someone probably the best looking person on
set too, Can you give.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Me some questions from next?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Did I say that answers?
Speaker 5 (31:54):
You gave it that question?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Probably the best experience is.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Genuinely, now that you've you've asked me and I actually
think about it, it's going way back to just making
those like there is originally my mates, because there's no
one telling you, like what to really do, and you
know what over explaining it and there's you know, fifty
million people in the process.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That's probably the fun And honestly, no joke.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
One of my favorite comedians, not even considered like a
stand up comedian, is honestly.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Lee Good yeah, yeah, yeah, it still makes us laughter
all the same.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Honestly be my favorite.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Definitely my favorite comedian. I know what you mean about
the video thing dream.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm true.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You know when you start you can easy do what
you want, but it should stay that way. No one
should tell you what to do. You still to make
it sure?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Now?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Would just do it? Would we wouldn't? You know?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
The funny thing is is I'm the guy that tells
you what to do. You just ignore it.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
This is another He's an example. I asked Lee to
go and interview Joe Rock and Richie mccaugh not.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
A great pronunciation as opposed to close.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
No, it's all right again, Joe, And and this is
what I got on return Lee doing speed cooking with
Joe Sega in the kitchen. Just visualize it, just just
you can see it all unfold.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
We're going to do a fabulous dinner today.
Speaker 9 (33:20):
I've got a really great recipe some of my personal favorites.
He takes about an out cop So we're.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
It's when I'm not crap up a bout of bows
and I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Just get this and I'm just trying to come.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
Right, phenomenal easy. I'm just gonna get a few cruisals.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And here's some I made earlier.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I'm just like to have a few on him and
you just really like you sprinkle them over th.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Side.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I'm lost yours, it's up to here on the crazy time.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'll get that's good.
Speaker 11 (35:27):
Here, can't tell me about it, that's uh.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Let me take you back, Joe. And that was her house.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Well technically that was Technically that was kind of the
start of my career at the end of his really
you know, yeah, you've done the comb of Speen cookings.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Remember the first one was was.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Posted an interview with the chiefs or something, and I
couldn't be bothered going to Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
I just did in my own house. And that was
the third one.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I rang when you did when you did the first
one in your own house? Yeah, you're like halfway through
it and ange going home.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
So I was with Brent as my little flat in
man Eden. I thought, well, let's do this really quick speed.
Imagine cooking was a sport because it couldn't be bothered
interviewing people.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
I think I hung over on Monday and just couldn't
face people. Let's just do it here nice and safe,
put a headband.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
On, made it sport and just did a really drash
the place basically, you know, And I was kept going, look, Brent,
we've got to speed this up because my wife will
be be home soon.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
And sure enough we've just about finished.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
And the last shot, I'm lying on the floor with
the whole fridge on top of me, milk pouring all
over my face, and.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Walks in from working wife. I might say it wasn't
because of that. I probably added to it. But yeah,
then you ended up with Joe Segan a couple a
couple of weeks later about a couple of speed cookings,
and you ended up filming it.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, well no that was after me. But
the I actually said to her, you've seen it, because
she sent her a clip. You know you've actually seen it,
and she said, it's okay, do it at my place.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Because she has her own studio at a farm. She
preferred to show it because that's part of the show.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
So you sure she said it so too A great
that she knew what she was getting huf into, because
I think being a chef, she knew if against me.
You know, the place is pretty tidy, but I remember
having you know, we both had.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
To have a shower at the end of but together.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
But you know.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
The flowers, this is where you're going with it. That's
a different story towards you. But yeah, so she she
got it, she got it. You know, she was good.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She understood it.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
She understood it. She understood the art, the art, she
understood the art.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
So we there.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
She ended up doing nine speed cookings in the end,
you know, one Moon TV and stuff. So there's one left,
there's ten.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
There's one that started out. It started out as a
way of not doing any work.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, but you'd send me down somewhere another ugly.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Interview, and yeah, that was The interviews are tough, just
tough to go down there.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
And I remember saying that to Brent, who you know
on camera, who worked with all these years. I really
can't be stuff doing And he's sitting there just waiting
for me to get an idea. You know, he's getting
he's getting nervous because he's got to edit it before
the show happens. And I kept saying to him, look,
you know what, mate, you're better off having a strong
idea and filming out last minute than filming something crap now.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And it'll be better that way. And you go really.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Every weekend with that attitude, like, better have a strong
idea and then really rushed to get it done then
having a crap idea and try and make it work later.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
In other words, give me as much time as I
need and then you rush.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
For you like that's let's sell you know, make great comedy,
is he said, All these people like me saying this
is what I want used to do it this way,
and he just completely ignored them and gave me something
completely different to what I asked for. But it was genius.
And so I got to the point where I would
ask him for something else, thinking that he might land
(39:17):
on my land on what I wanted, and then he
worked that out. So he was sort of deliberately not
he was giving me what I was asking for because
he knew that that wasn't what I wanted.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah, sob it's good that kept moving on the rights change.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Who do you find funny? I've always wanted to ask you.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
This, like the Ricky Gervais sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I like Larry David in the States, that kind of stuff,
you know, you know, both side more stuff that's kind
of real, you know, but even you know the old
days of you know, the two Ronnies on that sort of.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Suff yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or open all hours.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Noney good, That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
This is just like yeah, and it didn't mean I'd
wanted to replicate what they were doing or anything.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
It was kind of weird so but dry dry stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
You know, you mentioned the boos and stuff or you're
not necessarily laughing, you're trying not to laugh, so you
know the.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Joke's on you, you know, as opposed to but it's
very British.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, right, the and that's I think the key difference.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble here because you know,
we said things about ossies and Keewis, but I think
the key difference between Keywis is we were spied to
be British and Ossies feel like they are spied of America.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Yeah maybe I think.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Can I just point out that all the grief that
you gave me last week about the door dash food,
well this week Doordashers sent me a salad and a
nice banana smoothie. So I think if you have three
weeks of burgers and then and then the salad that
balances out nicely, it's highly holorrific, was it?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Load?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I see the curb so good things like the state.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's you know what. I couldn't deal with it because
the tipping, you.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Can't give up with it.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, in the portions, I mean the portions are crazy. Yeah,
but the tipping. I don't know why I missed on
my head so much that I just did you not.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Have your little tipping app on your phone?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
But how about have it in New Zealand? I mean,
am I getting unrealistic here? But every time you go
to any restaurant now, they give you the they try
and guilt you into the option to tip. Well, if
you can't make your margin on the food, what the
fuck are you in business for? Right? If there's been
exceptional service your tip, if there's been something above and
beyond your tip, which.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Is o old internet, you just got a coffee or something.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Because the younger generation is probably aspiring to pop culture
in a mirror, it's like something that they feel they
should bullshit. We don't tip in New Zealand unless it's exceptional.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
That's yeah, thanks, bedtime time come back because I.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Need an electric blanket from a lap on it.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
You know, like an uber or something. Right, he's doing
it from a to b.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Asking for a fucking tip.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
There was the price and got you there and you
said you want to tip two bucks, three bouts five bucks.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
You didn't crash give it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
You offered me the brice. I accepted it like like
your me and you. You offer me a piece of
twenty bucks and you want me to give you a
fucking two tip on it. If it's fucking brilliant, yes,
but if it's not.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
How good? How good can it be?
Speaker 12 (42:18):
What you've done?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
How good?
Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
What happened in the right?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Do you have a messaging seat back?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You don't? You have those little lobby fucking wooden things.
Just that I don't sweat on your seat.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Tip for not rolling the cart.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
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Speaker 1 (43:03):
Any inspirations to do? Any sort of sit down TV?
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Work like this in the future, not exactly like this
he did until now before.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I'm just yeah, yeah I did this morning and then.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Now that you've been here, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
It's I love the style of TV that you guys
used to make back in the day. Genuinely, I'm not
just saying that, like I think there was the I
reckon that was the golden days of it.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I think we were lucky because back then, where even
when we've started on a late at night whenever, people
still watch a lot of TV.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, we could be on.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
In sports caf you half a million people watching it,
you know what I mean? Nowadays? Nowadays it's easy to
make it.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
You can get hold of cameras and stuff easy that
all the gears, that editing's note easier. But it's just
so fragmented as well.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I mean, is there how many people were watching back then?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
That's great, wasn't it. Yeah? They'll do yah.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It's all distribution, isn't it. That'll sell whatever it is. Yeah,
And there's not one big platform, you know, certainly not
TV in New Zealand. When you're going to get it.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
You can still I'll get a million people watching your
clip now, that you'd stick out tomorrow, but then your
best mate didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
It was back in the day. Everyone in the water
call the next day. We're talking about the same stuff
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Did you you know? Yeah, TV was gold back with
you guys, but yeah, I spinted to see.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
How he take back with you guys, like it's not
gold anymore.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Like this is pretty shit, but this is pretty short,
even by our stars.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, even by your.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
What was this show on?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Three of my children on the show and all now
our adults, so that put.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
We started in nineteen ninety six and what you were born?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
No far?
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Yeah, my first child was born in ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Yeah, and we finished in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Well okay, yeah, I didn't come on to about two
thousand and eight, y years.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
You know, we had to fine tune up before.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Every week I asked for run to see me clips
of what they've been looking on social and stuff. Lee's
never sent me clip.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
I've got to keep deleting history all the time.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Yeah yeah, every time I'm about to send it in, yeah, yeah,
and Macca sends me like quite objectionable material. It's normally
folded onto.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
The cbjectionable way. That's just like nice.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
And it's the thing that in ninety percent of the
stuff that you sent me in as involving little people.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I love the little people.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
Yeah, but Lana sent me in. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
It was imagine if you had a town hall and
you had Shetland ponies and dwarves and they were jousting.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Lana sent me in a clip which I quite liked,
and it involved James Blunt. You know you're beautiful, you know. Yeah,
And so he's just done a thing where he released
an album and he said to the public that if
it went to number one, that the public could decide
on what his name would be. And he'd changed his
name and it went to number one and he changed
(46:01):
it to mcblunt face. So played the clip, Hey Darli,
how are you doing?
Speaker 12 (46:06):
You got great news and the album's gone to number one. Yeah, no,
but well yeah, we do admittedly have to change our names,
but my blant face has a great ring to it. No,
I'm blunty and then you're still You're still Sophia, but
fear face, it's good.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
It harks back to your Scottish roots.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Oh honey, don't cry, I.
Speaker 11 (46:27):
Know you can.
Speaker 7 (46:28):
You explain to the kids.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Hey, boys, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (46:32):
No, yeah, yeah, we're with them at Blant Faces now No,
I think no, you'll be fine at school.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
They were't bullied for that.
Speaker 12 (46:39):
Really, your previous name rhymed with, come on, we'll put
your mommy back on. But she's gone out.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh it's just a bad dream. Was it a bad dream?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
No?
Speaker 5 (46:57):
Did it go to number one?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Ye?
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Wait to number one?
Speaker 3 (47:01):
What dwarves?
Speaker 6 (47:03):
I can't use the clips that you've seen them because
well they out seeing them, they don't really make much sense.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Well, when you put them up, that's why you get
them to get us to send them to you so
you can show them.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
But not everyone watches it. Some people listen to us.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Well, then what do we show Learner's clip? Well you
could hear it, all right, you've got to so it
can't be a visual gig. No.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I'd just like to apologize to our editor this week, Michael,
all the best for trying to make something out of this.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, how long is it supposed to be?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
It's normally a fifteen minute show. This one will be
a fifteen minute and it will be you.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah, you're good. It should be and someone will go well,
did Mark not say anything on that show?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Role titles,
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You run a pretty tight trip here, mate, it's pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is quite clean.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Well, it's the problem the cleaner. The cleaners come on
a Monday morning and then you guys come in and.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Fuck it up to the credit.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Really doesn't vacuum. I mean there's bloody feathers all over that.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah. Well the couch is on against the wall though,
So we start the cleaners. Yeah, got two of them.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Little because it feels like a morning show does.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
To talk about that cleaners.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I feel like I should be lounging across the couch,
but would be one that.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Everything sale in here, evening's got a price?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Any chance we can start? Yeah, right, Welcome to the
t A B. Sports Cape is quick into a morning show.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
This feels more lax trecker think. And we're going to
give away a Dyson later on.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm amazed at your hips flip flip flexibility, flexibility.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm doing a yoga class on the second half of
the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
And we brought in Joe Damond for us.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Jo.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah, you're able to talk.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I must say that's.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Good Wellington men.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm featured.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
When I played Rugby.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
We always get a spot on the teammate. Did you
guys see France?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
At the Walkers? There was eight of us and we
blended the writer and no one asked a single question name.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What am I from?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
From my niece? But I live with my niece's auntie appreciate.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
How do we describe you as a Wellington comedian?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I've been in Auckland for ten years, so.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I feel like you're it's gone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much one.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Of us, which you can't part of the country. You
just spend most of your life and Wellington there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
But where do you consider yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
From my well made I'm transient because.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I was wondering where you were going there?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
When did that happen? That way?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That will go viral.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, I've spent more time here.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
But you're an Auckland mate, You are an Auckland. You're
all Orkard.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Then he sells himself as the Southard.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah he does.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He did.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Haven't years with your tago six years.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's why I thought I didn't know you're from Wellington.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I've been twenty five years in Auckland, one year on
the West coast. Was that's some sort of west coast.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You're a coaster.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Your blood seeth mind your West coast. We went to
christ College. Well that offset that you see, Yeah, it's
all balanced.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
And yeah at some stage.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's college each talking West coast of the South Island.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Very yeah, a couple of West coast.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah different.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
So big week in sport, just bring it back to
sports massive a few days. But we won the America's Cup.
We beat India in India at cricket, the women's cricket
team won the World Cup. Ladies, gentlemen, you know Liam
Lawson ninth in his Grand Prix in Austin.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Any best off Fernando Alonso?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, driving too fast?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah yeah, showed him no respect as No, he's some
some other team. Maybe I'm thinking, we know it might
have been a season ago of something.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
What about you? What's what's your sporting background? I saw
that you've just released on YouTube. You tried to train
with the UFC fighters.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I would have remember polo playing polo.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Yeah, opening restaurants.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
It's actually a subject that opening restaurants charging less than
minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
But how did you go how did you go to
the UC training?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
That was actually pretty good and I don't mean to
say that facetiously.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Yeah, if my career is on a downer and in comedy,
which you know, you kind of always are, I think
I could pivot to mm A.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Seriously, the fact that you're on the show suggests it's
on the down there.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I mean, we're all in the second half of our careers.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I wouldn't want to try and kick those legs, you know,
there's there's not much chance of hurting them.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, there's really not a whole lot that they do.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But there was, and you just come back.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You did a USA tour like you did the comedy
clubs of the USA.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, yes, I did a bunch of shows.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
I'm also, this is the most confusing couch to know
how to sit on it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's really well, just perspective. You look great.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
There's something funny about this whole setup too, because it's
so professional, you know what you have to bring.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, then it's also so unprofessional.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's hard to bring it in.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, the counch is for sale. Anything you're seeing here,
that the the what do you call that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That? And it can it can for the full person
learner if you could just lie down maybe on the
couch there and just show the length of it, because yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It looks made for someone short Mark.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
It's called the the California Year Deville, I think, and
it's two and a half.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Grand play is the Is the t A B splashback
for sale?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
About that?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
So at any stage do you think maybe answering my questions.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, it was good, it was good they get the
chemi humor, or do you sort of alter the show
to appeal to the American It's.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Hard because you think that they do get it, But
then I think they that they think everybody because all
they know is Tiger and Fly the concourse, and they
would be like in rugby, you know, they only know
Jonah Lomus.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
They think every rugby player is.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Exactly So it's hard to I guess following the footsteps
of guys who have absolutely like blitzed what their expectations.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
In the States being so vast, Yeah, you know, the
different sense of here in New York to East West Coast.
I mean, did you ever get into a couple of
routines where you're going, oh, this one's gold, absolutely guarantee, and.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh for sure?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Really yeah, yeah, And did you put that down in
just different ways of thinking, different parts of.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Just a ship gag. That's what I should have known.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Can I bring about the sport from it? Is that
right with you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
You're the one that took it off it.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Sorry. So one of the big highlights of the last
couple of days is New Zealand the Silver Fils beating
Australia in the netball which was massive and we've organized
someone else from Wellington who actually lives in Wellington, Milo.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
I'm welcome, Hi everyone.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
So merely you're at You're injured at the moment, obviously,
but we're not obviously, but I knew that. So tell
me about the game. The game.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
First of all, I've really enjoyed listening to your chat
myself on you You're here, there and everywhere.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
It's awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Yeah, the game, I think fourteen it was the first
time in fourteen years that we've ever won by that margin.
And let's be honest, I don't think anyone expected that,
except for the girls.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
And those who I guess are fully involved with the team.
But I guess that well.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Coming off the last campaign against England, we lost the
tiny Jamison for the first time in a long time.
So the girls just came out and played with belief,
and I think that's what's been missing.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
So it was pretty awesome to be a part of that.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
And actually you got quite emotional after the game. You
did some commentary and and you know, a few tears.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
No, it was it was an emotional time.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I think I've just been a part of the campaign
for the last couple of years and we have had
like a real rebuilding stage to our friends, to our
to our team and kill me to poise one of
my one of my close mates, and I actually had
a conversation with her, like probably a year ago just
about how she was kind of lost a bit of
(08:27):
love for the game and so to be able to
see her, you know, come, you know a year later,
to come into this environment and really thrive in that wing.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
You take position, but that's your position. So you're cheering
someone on.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
That's your position for now just while I'm out, well
you're injured.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
But that's an unusual thing, and it's something that non
sports people don't understand that you can get that much
enjoyment out of a friend who's taking your role in
the team.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You don't really say it, but you're I mean, it's
the right thing to say, but deep down your game
you know I'm gonna bloody come and get my spot back.
I mean, it's less be fair way of relevance. Are
you a girl who cries on planes watching movies?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (09:13):
Yes, I am, m hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
In context, in because I'm a plane baller. Plane crash
your plates on the plane.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
You're a plane baller. Yeah, you get quite emotional.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You get very emotional on planes.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Maybe you should just choose a comedy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I even cry in wrong coms.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Have you been You've been so hungover? You just standing
in the supermarket Q and just started.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Crying, weeping, weeping with no noise, just just sobbing. Yeah, no,
it was no I love it. It's just in the
context because obviously, you know, showing emotion after the game
was an emotion because you're pissed off your mate, who
you actually pretending you care about her performance has got
your position.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
It's funny you say that, actually, because you know, Dupe said,
ask you know, how how did you feel?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Genuinely? That was it hard to watch for me?
Speaker 10 (10:08):
You know, at the moment, this is my reality and
this is her reality, and I'm just so happy for her,
and you always have that competitive mindset, like I'm still
watching thinking, yep, you know, I still have to compete,
and I will compete, but like right now, in.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
That moment, it was more just genuinely happy for them.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's sort of like having a cold start and an
Eden where you're playing past the Lollly and your mate
has to pass the lody the girl that you want
to be with, and he's kissing her and you're gonna go, yeah,
we're playing past the lollly, but you're really not inside
and you're next to some guy. Yeah, you're stuck between two. Yeah,
well yeah, it's called past the LOI. You're gonna get
yourself in the right possession.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But I don't think it's anything like that. But you
did mention duple s, so your partner's obviously see you's
just about to go off with the New Zealand fifteen.
So that magnificent. He said, it's such a great couple
of years. Had had a few injury setbacks this year,
but that's such an exciting time for her.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Yeah, no, it is. He know, he was out for
seven weeks for his own doing.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
He didn't stay disciplined and went for a tackle that
he should have just left. So I think he went
pretty quickly to pick and choose from from that experience.
But no, really proud of him, like he's I you know,
I've been with him for well four years now and
I've watched him grow throughout his whole you know, his
(11:29):
whole rugby career.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
And now I'm not going to cry. And anyway, I
think with.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
The Hurricanes, particularly this year, I've seen a real shift
in his game. And it's as a player, you always
want to start, you always want to be in the
starting lineup. But for him to be able to continue
to bring his a game coming off the bench even
and competing, I think was the best thing for him.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Question.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah, yeah, could we brought you on because we thought
having a welling Tony would be good to translate for us. Yeah, production,
that's a question.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
So you know, we've obviously known each other for years,
and you know, I feel like you and Dupes represent
every day Kiwi's.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like, you know, you both.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Elite national representatives. You know, very everyday Kiwi stuff. You
earn eight houses each and I know you earn both
an exus of three to four hundred thousand dollars a
year each just every day Kiwi stuff, every day stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, what's your morning's like? Like, what do you guys
do when when.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
You This is the Morning Show, So yeah, that was
where I was getting at.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
What do you guys do first thing when you wake
up in the morning?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Just sponsored by.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah we so can we go to your morning routine
post breakfast?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:46):
Well, honestly, I mean we're just I mean we may
be athletes, but we're just normal humans at the end
of the day. We love we live in Puttydor actually,
and we love our community.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Love going for a walk to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The pools, like surfing out t Bay.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
There's a lot to work on there, but he likes
to go diving.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
So I mean we have Bino coming in and out
like it's like it's a train station here.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
So yeah, yeah, just quality time.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Really, you seem quite bitter about the fact they've got
all these houses that are you one of the tenants?
Like is that the problem? Did they kick you out?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Or how might the credits to get one of their places?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
But it's how the mighty have fallen.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Just changing topics, like it must be great that transmission
Gullies finished.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It is it is cut down.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
South a whole two minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah really Yeah, learn a lot on this.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah, can you save the show please?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well, you've got the game coming up to talk on
next week. It's Spark Arena, so you're not ready to
play yet.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
I'm three and a half months post off, so I
did my first running on Saturday. My injury takes me
to pretty much the start of pre season, so that's
nine months post off, but they say to be safe
and to prevent any further injuries, twelve months is the
mark that you should be paying competitively.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's huge.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
So a lot of time.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
Just my daughter's come home from your daughter high So
just so for context, is this your home like?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
So, so just falling on from Lana's question, which was
a good one, what's what do you think Australia are
obviously going to be pretty far up because that's a
that's a big loss for Australia.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's massive. I think the biggest thing for
the Ferns and what I saw, and I mentioned it before,
is the belief that I saw and it's something that's
been missing for some time now, and I feel like
it will be a competitive game and obviously not ruling
out Assie. I had the pleasure of interviewing Jamie Lee Price,
one of my good friends who plays for Australia.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
She had a fifty fties match. She was pretty she
was pretty.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Angry about that game, and she just said, we're going
to be coming up firing, like there's there's no way
we can we can lose to them a second time
in a row.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So honestly cool, who would you put your money on
next week? I'd put it on Ossie, would yep, because
they just it's like the Ossie rugby team beating the
All Blacks. They'd be so passed off. They'd probably had
a laxed attitude going into it, and typically they want
to beat us here the big brother, big sister. So
I'd put my money on Ossie the present company, you know,
and you know.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Well be interesting to see their tabards, won't it.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Well, you know what's interesting is by the time people
have watched this, the game has probably already been over.
And I'm actually like, I'm picking New Zealand. I mean,
we're why wouldn't you Like we're at home, We've got
our home court advantage because we know that, Yeah, but
we know that we're better than them because we've just
beaten them. So we've got all this self belief. You've
got that stude?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Do we have? Do we have it self belief? I
mean I have? Or do we go? You can't? You
our sport of any type?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Or do we go so you play league?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Or do yeah for the keys or not?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I beg Yeah, I'm gonna put a hundre. I'm gonna
put a hundred bucks down.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I reckon you become one and I'll put it on
a hundred. I reckon you become like the Ossie spokesman.
I reckon you become like the Ossie representative of New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Maybe we have this after Meal has hung up, because
this is kind of like when two parents talk about
the light belts not on in front of the kids.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I didn't realize how long your recovery was, and no,
I don't really I don't understand what your injury is.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Can you tell you you have twelve months? It's a messive.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Oh yeah, So I ruptured my a c L, tore
my MCL miniscus, my knee cap yeah, and.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
A partial tear in my car. So I yeah, I
did the damage a.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Car crash, and you did that playing.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I mean, I wish it was a car crash. It sounds,
it sounds better than just playing it all. But I
was playing it ball my first my first major injury ever,
I think the biggest challenge for me.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Though it wasn't actually the knee injury. I had major
constipation from all the medication.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, it made I cut his foot off. He had
the same issue. He went ten days, you know, and
then it was like you said, it was like a pineapple.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
A lot of people will relate to that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's ands so psychologically, that's a huge bit of warfare
you're going on internally. And so do you keep Can
you train through the next nine months til you get
back to the courts.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
So yeah, I've started running well, jogging, but I think
for me it's like you're learning to walk again, you're
to run again.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Can I just say how proud I of our show,
how much we've grown, Because normally if someone said constipation,
that would be a good ten minutes to fifteen minutes
of conversation about that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
But we have talked about that before, so I think, well,
we will feel your pain.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
But I know that's good. I mean we've matured as
a show that we're not what do you.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Think macro and I is standing up this week?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Boys, hemroids.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, a bunch of grapes.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
You've started it.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
I mean, look, we'll let you go back into your rehab.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Last question. Have you dreamed, you know, with absolute veracity
about being back on the court and nailing it and
doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
I have, I have, and I can't wait. And I
think it's special that I get to play on well,
fingers crossed, everything goes well, but it's special that I
get to play on my birthday for round one. But
also I actually when I tore my a cl I
was on my ninety eighth game A Z games. So
(18:36):
on my second game back, I'll be playing one hundred
test match for A and Z, which is pretty awesome.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
The target, Yeah awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, if you can dream it, it's going to happen, right,
if you can see it, it's going to unfold.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Well hopefully, because I've dreamed that I that I've won
Lotto for the last team, things happened.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
So let's just hope that I'll be out on court soon.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I dreamed that I was going to have a relationship
with elmcpherson. You won't remember her. She was pretty big
back in the nineties. She was a mesh No, no,
that's what I wanted to do to it. She was.
It's one of the world's supermodels.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I didn't dream hard enough becauseperson.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I got an interview with her, and yeah, close enough,
I dreamt, but I didn't dream with all of I'm
blaming myself for that.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I've never seen was so excited in the interview. And
El McPherson's like two inches taller than man. I'm two
inches taller than Macca.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Don't be sizes she was. She was nothing the sizes
except maybe I know her. Yeah, that's her, that's that's person.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, unfortunately was in her nightmare canceled out here.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I weren't her mark, you know, but God loves to try.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Thank you so much, rehab.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
Thank you, Thank you, guys, thank you.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Just just with injuries.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I'm probably ask you maker, you know, probably not best
to say, well, she's was listening. But I suppose a
big save logical thing would be you come back with
all the rehab and it's been a year in this
case six months whatever, and you come back physically you're fine,
but mentally you're scared of.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Maybe doing it again.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I think you've just got to go fuck it. I'm
going health a letter, you know, and I'm going to
forget about it. And if it happens, it happened. You
go increatively. It's like you know, as you know, when
you're a little guy and that you're playing against this
huge months ago. If you're going hard, think about tackle.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm sure I've said this before, but if you play golf,
of course, yeah, Well you play golf in Wellington, right,
so lots of wind, you're up on top of the
hill and if you don't smack that that ball perfectly,
you've got a little slice, little hot it's veering off.
It was like Jonah, if you didn't hit him perfectly,
you got slapped off and it really hurt. You've just
(21:00):
got to go as hard as you can.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
And you think about it too much. It's the worst
thing you can do it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Have you had a major injury that you've had to
come from.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yep, I had. I tore my patel attendant and had
to get that and that was the last game of
the season. Three and a half months to get that
stitch back together and that's quite a big ten and
staple to the kneecap and that took three months of
reheab every day, but managed to get back for the
Star the next year, like it was the last game season, so.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
They bring the show back at all because because one
of the.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thing, you had your nose broaken a fair few times.
So what did that feel like? I mean, did you
just go fuck it up? I'm going to have a
nose like thought?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Does it stop you doing something that you thought that
you know, I wasn't doing much before that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I stopped them kissing anything. I mean, how do you
get even near it.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
One of the things that we did last week is
there was a big race the Mega millions, and so
I asked all of you for a horseback and I
gave you some tips and from the tab and they
we all put a bed on and Macca wouldn't reply,
like I asked them three times to put a put
a three pick a horse three times?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And you need some clips to play?
Speaker 6 (22:09):
You sent me some clips to play. Yeah, But so
I picked a horse for Mecca, and I deliberately picked
a horse, so I didn't think it was going to win,
and I picked myself the favorite, yes, and my horse
came last camera. Mecca's won just.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Because I don't know why shit doesn't stick, but it
just doesn't.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
So obviously you're a genius. And that was proven Mecca
when we got you on the show to play Mastermind. Well,
welcome to the show. Tonight's contestant on Master Clown is
mister Mark Ellis from Otaga University. Evening B Calm, double major.
(22:45):
Your specialty subject after scoring three on general knowledge, is
completely useless. Facts question number one? What animal cannot stick
its tongue out the crocodile? Correct? A snail can sleep
for how long?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Up to three years?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Correct by eliminating one olive from each salad served in
first class American airlines? Saved?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
How much could you repeat the question?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Please? Not really?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Forty a forty thousand.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Correct us correct. What a baby is born without kneecaps? Correct?
If Barbie the doll were life size, her measurements would.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Be thirty nine, twenty three, thirty three. For a bonus point, rick,
she would stand seven point two and have a neck
twice a length of the average female.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Correct. A when intoxicated the ant falls to which side
the right. Correct? Approximately? How many taste buds does a catfish?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Twenty seven?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Correct? The most common name in the world.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Past, Muhammad.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm sorry you passed in that question. The strongest muscle
in the.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Body pound for pounder tang correct?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
What is more likely to kill you than the poisonous spider?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A champagne cork?
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Correct? Can you kill yourself by holding your breath?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, you cannot wreck?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
But that was a request. Another question? What what sport
was banned and thus ruined? The New Zealand sporting psyche?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
All Russia?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Brilliant.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Do you do you remember why we did that? I
don't remember, They're all I don't remember doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I don't remember many of the shows, to be honest, right,
to forget.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
So someone sent us an email with a whole lot
of useless facts and we were reading them and laughing,
and you said we should do a Mastermind thing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well Mastermind was so like that, wasn't it.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Oh yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
My special subject would be the clandestine Eldings of Robin Hood. Yeah,
you know, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
They've got to do general knowledge, but then they have
their own specialist.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Some people say, like the movie The Titanic. Yeah, they
asked about what time was the clock set for all
when the ship went down?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Did you did you know the show Mastermind?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, no, no idea, no idea, another chase.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It was exactly what do you know what they wanted
At the end of it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
The Mastermind won the chair, the leather chair.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is that what that was?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
They took it home.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
No, that wasn't but that was it.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
But they basically it was for the intellect of you
were and they'd sit down and they'd have a special
subject and some boten had gone away and research and
butterflies of the retained the.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah, and that's when New Zealand television was at its peak.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I was thinking that the whole time. Don't make stuff
like that. Yeah, yeah, I think my yeah, yeah, watch that.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
My granddad was good.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I just post on my wall.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
That's how cool.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
You're going to have a lot of You're gotta watch
Magnum Mash. We'll just keep Mastermind. We'll just keep suggesting
them go through. Now you made your.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Own eighteen the A Team. That was a goodie.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, I asked my granddad about it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, you got to get a wig you brought up.
But yeah, so you made a TV show called it
was about bounces?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
That right?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 8 (26:56):
So it made like a bunch of skits online about it,
like a few years back, and then I was like,
I just put them up on YouTube and then this
producer hit me up about it if I wanted to
make them for Comedy CenTra in the UK.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
And I was like, so you're making YouTube videos out
of New Zealand just for your mates basically, and some
producer says, do you want to have a TV show
in the UK?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah? Wow, Yeah that was pretty much how that came about.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
So it was was it as good as mesh?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh? You know Joe Smith? Joe Smith, he's a bouncer
on Big Joe. He's like bybe six seven, massive ball
guy and he's got like that he wears the black
trench coat down to the knee. Wonderful man, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
What was your inspiration for doing a show about bounces?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Honestly, the first time I had the idea, but I'd
just been kicked out of a place impossible And.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Then which place?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Which place? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Long Room?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, that's just where Long Room was twenty three and over.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Yeah yeah, and I was like, twenty yeah, so you've got.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
My eighteen year old daughter is allowed in there whenever, So.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You've got You've got exactly nothing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Your behavior. It was the fact that you were twenty
not twenty three.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, Rick gets chucked out. I haven't been too old.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah yeah, you know, so you you got angry, you
started makers of videos and turned into a TV show.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
I honestly what it was was the bouncers were like
acting like they were, you know, the Prime Minister. Yeah,
and there was something so funny about it, and so
I just stood there and I was watching them just
the whole time, lord over the whole Yeah, and I
thought this is so funny. And then yeah, I pretty
much just got my masagether and a couple of cameras
and then we just made some skits about it.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
And then so you're showing the UK well like it
was well received. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, so that that was then how I managed to
get work in America and stuff like that. But yeah,
I just the whole America experience been interesting. It's not
really it's not really my vibe.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Probab should say our sense when you say it's not
your vibe. Is it because the audience it's nice to
Is there a sense of comp fit performing to New Zealanders?
Is there is a challenge? I mean, what is it
that makes it more fun?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
You know how when you're getting your I don't know,
if you work with like an like an agency or
something and there's like twenty three people inholes.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, no one's doing anything.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
There's like twenty three people in the email chain.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, so it's the system that you and you just
can you pick.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
The one you want?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah? In the chain?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh? Sorry? Wrong agency.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Edit?
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Bad?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Actually, why don't we just start?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You've you've gone down really well in Australia. Is that
because of the number of kiwis there? Or is that
because the Australian get us or easy?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:55):
I think Ozzie's are probably like more expressive, which was
something like comedy is because I mean, American audiences actually
love It's kind of everything around the business side of
it that I find tough, But the audience are great.
Kiwis we have notoriously the hardest audiences to do comedy?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Is that because we're so unimpressed by people.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's genuinely Yeah, you can't make us laugh. Yeah, yeah,
go on.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Yeah, it's almost like you go to watch a comedian
and you it's a challenge. It's like there's no way
make us laugh, and you think that's the whole idea,
just relaxed.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Yeah, no, that's honestly, and it's been written. Famous comedians
have written about it in books.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, they talk about it.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
They say whether we're the worst audiences to do comedy
in front of?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Because you did some comment stand up comedy is Chico
went down?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Well, well not really, Well it depends who you ask.
You truly said, well, you're right away. That was kind
of a commentary on comedians.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, the way it was, I was at a comedy
club watching it at the Classic, watching a comedian bomb
and he was just throwing the bunch lines.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
He wasn't actually saying anything funny, was going, what's all
that about? What's all that ship?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What's that? You know?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
And we go, what what do you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
How?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I got up a cheeko. The comedian got up there
and and the audience just then have to tell them,
don't laugh. Just went up you know, shoes, what's that about?
Anyone got shoes? What's that ship? Shoes?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Funny enough, you do it long enough enough, long enough stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That what's what's the best comedic experience that you've had, Like,
what's the highlight of your career?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Not on stage?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Like where where is the best? What's the Is this
something that you've somewhere, you've been that you've gone, Well,
that was I can live there every night.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Great question. That is a great question. Good question, great question,
great questions.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
By the way, someone probably the best looking person on
set too, Can you give.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Me some questions from next?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Did I say that answers?
Speaker 5 (31:54):
You gave it that question?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Probably the best experience is.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Genuinely, now that you've you've asked me and I actually
think about it, it's going way back to just making
those like there is originally my mates, because there's no
one telling you, like what to really do, and you
know what over explaining it and there's you know, fifty
million people in the process.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That's probably the fun And honestly, no joke.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
One of my favorite comedians, not even considered like a
stand up comedian, is honestly.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Lee Good yeah, yeah, yeah, it still makes us laughter
all the same.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Honestly be my favorite.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Definitely my favorite comedian. I know what you mean about
the video thing dream.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm true.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You know when you start you can easy do what
you want, but it should stay that way. No one
should tell you what to do. You still to make
it sure?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Now?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Would just do it? Would we wouldn't? You know?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
The funny thing is is I'm the guy that tells
you what to do. You just ignore it.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
This is another He's an example. I asked Lee to
go and interview Joe Rock and Richie mccaugh not.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
A great pronunciation as opposed to close.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
No, it's all right again, Joe, And and this is
what I got on return Lee doing speed cooking with
Joe Sega in the kitchen. Just visualize it, just just
you can see it all unfold.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
We're going to do a fabulous dinner today.
Speaker 9 (33:20):
I've got a really great recipe some of my personal favorites.
He takes about an out cop So we're.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
It's when I'm not crap up a bout of bows
and I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Just get this and I'm just trying to come.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
Right, phenomenal easy. I'm just gonna get a few cruisals.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And here's some I made earlier.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I'm just like to have a few on him and
you just really like you sprinkle them over th.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
Side.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I'm lost yours, it's up to here on the crazy time.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'll get that's good.
Speaker 11 (35:27):
Here, can't tell me about it, that's uh.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Let me take you back, Joe. And that was her house.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Well technically that was Technically that was kind of the
start of my career at the end of his really
you know, yeah, you've done the comb of Speen cookings.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Remember the first one was was.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Posted an interview with the chiefs or something, and I
couldn't be bothered going to Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
I just did in my own house. And that was
the third one.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I rang when you did when you did the first
one in your own house? Yeah, you're like halfway through
it and ange going home.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
So I was with Brent as my little flat in
man Eden. I thought, well, let's do this really quick speed.
Imagine cooking was a sport because it couldn't be bothered
interviewing people.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
I think I hung over on Monday and just couldn't
face people. Let's just do it here nice and safe,
put a headband.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
On, made it sport and just did a really drash
the place basically, you know, And I was kept going, look, Brent,
we've got to speed this up because my wife will
be be home soon.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
And sure enough we've just about finished.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
And the last shot, I'm lying on the floor with
the whole fridge on top of me, milk pouring all
over my face, and.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Walks in from working wife. I might say it wasn't
because of that. I probably added to it. But yeah,
then you ended up with Joe Segan a couple a
couple of weeks later about a couple of speed cookings,
and you ended up filming it.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, well no that was after me. But
the I actually said to her, you've seen it, because
she sent her a clip. You know you've actually seen it,
and she said, it's okay, do it at my place.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Because she has her own studio at a farm. She
preferred to show it because that's part of the show.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
So you sure she said it so too A great
that she knew what she was getting huf into, because
I think being a chef, she knew if against me.
You know, the place is pretty tidy, but I remember
having you know, we both had.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
To have a shower at the end of but together.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
But you know.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
The flowers, this is where you're going with it. That's
a different story towards you. But yeah, so she she
got it, she got it. You know, she was good.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She understood it.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
She understood it. She understood the art, the art, she
understood the art.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
So we there.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
She ended up doing nine speed cookings in the end,
you know, one Moon TV and stuff. So there's one left,
there's ten.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
There's one that started out. It started out as a
way of not doing any work.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, but you'd send me down somewhere another ugly.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Interview, and yeah, that was The interviews are tough, just
tough to go down there.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
And I remember saying that to Brent, who you know
on camera, who worked with all these years. I really
can't be stuff doing And he's sitting there just waiting
for me to get an idea. You know, he's getting
he's getting nervous because he's got to edit it before
the show happens. And I kept saying to him, look,
you know what, mate, you're better off having a strong
idea and filming out last minute than filming something crap now.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And it'll be better that way. And you go really.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Every weekend with that attitude, like, better have a strong
idea and then really rushed to get it done then
having a crap idea and try and make it work later.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
In other words, give me as much time as I
need and then you rush.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
For you like that's let's sell you know, make great comedy,
is he said, All these people like me saying this
is what I want used to do it this way,
and he just completely ignored them and gave me something
completely different to what I asked for. But it was genius.
And so I got to the point where I would
ask him for something else, thinking that he might land
(39:17):
on my land on what I wanted, and then he
worked that out. So he was sort of deliberately not
he was giving me what I was asking for because
he knew that that wasn't what I wanted.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah, sob it's good that kept moving on the rights change.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Who do you find funny? I've always wanted to ask you.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
This, like the Ricky Gervais sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I like Larry David in the States, that kind of stuff,
you know, you know, both side more stuff that's kind
of real, you know, but even you know the old
days of you know, the two Ronnies on that sort of.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Suff yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or open all hours.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Noney good, That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
This is just like yeah, and it didn't mean I'd
wanted to replicate what they were doing or anything.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
It was kind of weird so but dry dry stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
You know, you mentioned the boos and stuff or you're
not necessarily laughing, you're trying not to laugh, so you
know the.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Joke's on you, you know, as opposed to but it's
very British.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, right, the and that's I think the key difference.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble here because you know,
we said things about ossies and Keewis, but I think
the key difference between Keywis is we were spied to
be British and Ossies feel like they are spied of America.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Yeah maybe I think.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Can I just point out that all the grief that
you gave me last week about the door dash food,
well this week Doordashers sent me a salad and a
nice banana smoothie. So I think if you have three
weeks of burgers and then and then the salad that
balances out nicely, it's highly holorrific, was it?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Load?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I see the curb so good things like the state.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's you know what. I couldn't deal with it because
the tipping, you.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Can't give up with it.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, in the portions, I mean the portions are crazy. Yeah,
but the tipping. I don't know why I missed on
my head so much that I just did you not.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Have your little tipping app on your phone?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
But how about have it in New Zealand? I mean,
am I getting unrealistic here? But every time you go
to any restaurant now, they give you the they try
and guilt you into the option to tip. Well, if
you can't make your margin on the food, what the
fuck are you in business for? Right? If there's been
exceptional service your tip, if there's been something above and
beyond your tip, which.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Is o old internet, you just got a coffee or something.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Because the younger generation is probably aspiring to pop culture
in a mirror, it's like something that they feel they
should bullshit. We don't tip in New Zealand unless it's exceptional.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
That's yeah, thanks, bedtime time come back because I.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Need an electric blanket from a lap on it.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
You know, like an uber or something. Right, he's doing
it from a to b.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Asking for a fucking tip.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
There was the price and got you there and you
said you want to tip two bucks, three bouts five bucks.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
You didn't crash give it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
You offered me the brice. I accepted it like like
your me and you. You offer me a piece of
twenty bucks and you want me to give you a
fucking two tip on it. If it's fucking brilliant, yes,
but if it's not.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
How good? How good can it be?
Speaker 12 (42:18):
What you've done?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
How good?
Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
What happened in the right?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Do you have a messaging seat back?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You don't? You have those little lobby fucking wooden things.
Just that I don't sweat on your seat.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Tip for not rolling the cart.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
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(42:53):
bonus cash. You can use that hollever you like. Remember
available to the first three hundred to claim one per
customer R rating bet responsibly people, So what have you got.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Any inspirations to do? Any sort of sit down TV?
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Work like this in the future, not exactly like this
he did until now before.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I'm just yeah, yeah I did this morning and then.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Now that you've been here, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
It's I love the style of TV that you guys
used to make back in the day. Genuinely, I'm not
just saying that, like I think there was the I
reckon that was the golden days of it.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I think we were lucky because back then, where even
when we've started on a late at night whenever, people
still watch a lot of TV.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, we could be on.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
In sports caf you half a million people watching it,
you know what I mean? Nowadays? Nowadays it's easy to
make it.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
You can get hold of cameras and stuff easy that
all the gears, that editing's note easier. But it's just
so fragmented as well.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I mean, is there how many people were watching back then?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
That's great, wasn't it. Yeah? They'll do yah.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It's all distribution, isn't it. That'll sell whatever it is. Yeah,
And there's not one big platform, you know, certainly not
TV in New Zealand. When you're going to get it.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
You can still I'll get a million people watching your
clip now, that you'd stick out tomorrow, but then your
best mate didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
It was back in the day. Everyone in the water
call the next day. We're talking about the same stuff
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Did you you know? Yeah, TV was gold back with
you guys, but yeah, I spinted to see.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
How he take back with you guys, like it's not
gold anymore.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Like this is pretty shit, but this is pretty short,
even by our stars.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, even by your.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
What was this show on?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Three of my children on the show and all now
our adults, so that put.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
We started in nineteen ninety six and what you were born?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
No far?
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Yeah, my first child was born in ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Yeah, and we finished in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Well okay, yeah, I didn't come on to about two
thousand and eight, y years.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
You know, we had to fine tune up before.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Every week I asked for run to see me clips
of what they've been looking on social and stuff. Lee's
never sent me clip.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
I've got to keep deleting history all the time.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Yeah yeah, every time I'm about to send it in, yeah, yeah,
and Macca sends me like quite objectionable material. It's normally
folded onto.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
The cbjectionable way. That's just like nice.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
And it's the thing that in ninety percent of the
stuff that you sent me in as involving little people.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I love the little people.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
Yeah, but Lana sent me in. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
It was imagine if you had a town hall and
you had Shetland ponies and dwarves and they were jousting.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Lana sent me in a clip which I quite liked,
and it involved James Blunt. You know you're beautiful, you know. Yeah,
And so he's just done a thing where he released
an album and he said to the public that if
it went to number one, that the public could decide
on what his name would be. And he'd changed his
name and it went to number one and he changed
(46:01):
it to mcblunt face. So played the clip, Hey Darli,
how are you doing?
Speaker 12 (46:06):
You got great news and the album's gone to number one. Yeah, no,
but well yeah, we do admittedly have to change our names,
but my blant face has a great ring to it. No,
I'm blunty and then you're still You're still Sophia, but
fear face, it's good.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
It harks back to your Scottish roots.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Oh honey, don't cry, I.
Speaker 11 (46:27):
Know you can.
Speaker 7 (46:28):
You explain to the kids.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Hey, boys, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (46:32):
No, yeah, yeah, we're with them at Blant Faces now No,
I think no, you'll be fine at school.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
They were't bullied for that.
Speaker 12 (46:39):
Really, your previous name rhymed with, come on, we'll put
your mommy back on. But she's gone out.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh it's just a bad dream. Was it a bad dream?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
No?
Speaker 5 (46:57):
Did it go to number one?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Ye?
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Wait to number one?
Speaker 3 (47:01):
What dwarves?
Speaker 6 (47:03):
I can't use the clips that you've seen them because
well they out seeing them, they don't really make much sense.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Well, when you put them up, that's why you get
them to get us to send them to you so
you can show them.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
But not everyone watches it. Some people listen to us.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Well, then what do we show Learner's clip? Well you
could hear it, all right, you've got to so it
can't be a visual gig. No.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I'd just like to apologize to our editor this week, Michael,
all the best for trying to make something out of this.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, how long is it supposed to be?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
It's normally a fifteen minute show. This one will be
a fifteen minute and it will be you.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah, you're good. It should be and someone will go well,
did Mark not say anything on that show?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Role titles,
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