November 12, 2024 • 26 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to mourn the loss of Shihad (00:16) and react to the shocking image of two love-makers on a Clarks Beach Golf Course (02:16).
Then the fellas recap the NZ Cup and explain why it doesn't stop a nation like the Melbourne Cup (07:04) and the NRL changing their mind on the kick-off rule change (10:51).
Finally, Matt Heath joins to discuss how to make people care about Super Rugby team lists (13:13).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the thirteenth of November.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you my next sport a vulture.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Gulane, Good morning. How's it all gone? Ye're not too bad,
not too bad at all? Story she had broke up?
Oh yeah, do you care? Uh? What was the last
song they put out? I can't remember? This is I
don't know. I you know what.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I thought they'd broken up ages ago and just get
back together and do a New Zealand tour and then
go off and do their own thing, because that's what
they've been doing.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Did we need an announcement?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No, I don't think we did, because they kind of
go their separate ways for most of the year and
then just come back for a tour play the old Bangers.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It reminds me because I saw a lot of people
posting it on their story this morning, and it reminds
me of when an old actor dies. I'm talking about
like in their nineties people.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh my god. So yeah, that's so sad, so was
it was the last movie. Was in the middle of
something that you really wanted to see?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was he? I don't know that the album's still out there.
You can still go and listen to that. The first
couple of albums.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I think it was always incoming because ever since Johnny
Toogood started kind of dressing and looking like Gandalf, I
think the other band members are like, Okay, he's going
through a midlife crisis, he's growing his head, he's gone
full Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why announce it?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is the same thing that I think about athletes.
And I've talked to a few that are sort of
nearing the end of their careers, and the same thing
I say to every single one of them is, you
never know when someone's going to throw a massive check
at you. Why would you ever retire if you're a
professional athlete, never retire?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why what do you want?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'm going to throw it out there. Ticket sales? What
I'm just going to dorne ticket sales? She had what's
ticket sales? Well, they're going to say this is their
last ever tour? Oh right, sorry, sort of announced this
is the last one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah yeah, And you're like, oh, back God's last year.
I gotta go, I have to go.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And the time they'll do a reunion to like the guy.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That bought the Tom Brady ball.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, and when he had retired and then all of
a sudden, the unretired city. That's actually, that's a great shout.
There's a tour being announced as well. Yeah, you've seen
through the matrix there. This image has got doing the
rounds this morning. We need to address it at the
top of the podcast. It is an image that was
first sent into the Clark's Beach in Wyo, part Grapevine,
(02:25):
which is basically a community page. Yes, it shows the
exposed buttocks of a man. He's got his clubs next
to him, with his golf club's parked up next to him.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
He is off the edge of a fairway, it seems,
and he is expressing his affections for his partner on
the side of the course there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Now, yeah, this is obviously and someone's complaining on the
Facebook sap pace saying can you just make be a
bit more subtle, maybe go make love in the bushes?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, but if you look at that image, if I'm
looking at it right now, to me, it.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Looks like a golfer who's removed his pants, has gone
down on his knee and his pulling a brown eye
to his mates on that. I can't see any other
legs or is that a leg just poking up on
the right here.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think that's a leg there poking out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I think it is. I think it is then making love.
But initially first glance, it just looks like a guy
on his knees, like almost presenting. But he's there is
another there's another players, another partner. There's another partner in there.
But that is that's aggressive. That is it's not even
in the rough. And I think that's still in the
mown roff. It's in the second cat of the Clark's
(03:32):
Beach Golf golf Club. Yeah, look, needs must have probably
no one around. They didn't accept someone to snap him
from behind the flax.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Bush there, no and again put the phones away, But
the caption read I've had twenty four hours diugh jest
the spectacle on the golf course, Hey, Romeo and Juliet
seven to fifteen.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Pm on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Really, I mean, I get the passion, but couldn't they
at least pack the slightly more private? But I love
the person that posted this, first of all anonymous. Second
of all, I get the passion. Yeah, do you I'm
out there banging. I'm doing all the time. I do
stuff like this, Yeah, all the time. I'm a banker.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I doubt it. Maybe a bush or something.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I suppose they were going for the live action nature
documentary vibe.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Look is it a vibe?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You take it where you can get it, you know,
And you never know the backstory here. We don't know
if they have been through some troubles. We don't know
if he's gone through a massive dry spell. Well, she's
gone through a dry spell and they just needed to.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Get one off. We don't know this story. I'd like
to think you just had a hole in one and
then was like, yes, what's one way to celebrate a
hole on once I saw it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, But the Facebook and Instagram comments have been the
best part of us this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
As soon as it came in, we were just pouring
through them.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Obviously a million jokes about the nineteenth hole, Yeah, a
lot of jokes about hole in one.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Someone said playing the front nine, see but a stroke play? Yeah,
and my favorite, chasing the Fox.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Let's hope that he chipped in from you know, one
hundred yards and as a celebration, his partner was there
and said, that's so hot.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I want it now.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I can't. I can't picture. And I just played
the round in my life on the weekend, but I
was with Jason Hoytt. But I can't picture how this
would happened. I can't see where the how they became
so inflamed with lust that they were like, I'm sorry,
but we have to do this right here, right now.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
The best part of this picture for me, I mean,
the beer buttocks is great. He's obviously removed his pants completely,
which is which is a balling move, but it's the
golf clubs that are set on his trundler just mirror,
kind of a couple of feet away from his backside,
like like he's taken a shot from just the he's
taking his clubs over taking his shot, gone down, hammer
(05:43):
and tongs. Now he's going to get back up, pull
his pants up and walk off with his trendler. Yeah,
or is it a female golfer, well as he just
you know, the you know, the recipient on their back
might be the golfer.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh right, clubs, So watch one of them is golfing.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The other thing that I was talking to a long
time listener to the podcast, and he was saying that
he plays on this course and he's trying to figure
out what hole it was. He thinks there's a road
in the background there and he thought it was the
sixth or seventh hole.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Is that a road?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is that a road as well? So then he was saying, well,
did they get up and then have to play another
two or three holes?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Because I look at that and I'm like, that must
be the end of the round. But I think it's
a great story, like how is he around the golf?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Awesome? Go on away on the sixth? What how did
the golf go? Yeah, I don't know, phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I'd like to find that person.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know how you would track them down. If
anyone's listening to this and they know the person that
it was completely anonymous too. We won't identify the person.
We'll even put their voice through a distorter, yeah, and
talk to him unless you would like to be identified,
in which case we would happily do that for you
as well, so you get in touch.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I let's take quick break, we'll come back and talk
a little bit of sport.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
New Zealand Cup was yesterday, Lane and the favorite, the
prohibited favorite. Mind you did win it. Swazy wins the
New Zealand Cup yet again. They were talking all that
shit coming over from Australia about how they were going
to win it. Grego Connor did say it to be
hard to beat? Did you or do you know anyone
who got on Swayzey to win it?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I had Swasey and a cornella yeah with Merlin. Yeah, yeah,
it didn't come through.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Why doesn't the New Zealand Cup stop the nation? It's
because it's because it's harness racing. And I was watching
yesterday and I just sometimes just can't stop laughing because
it just looks a little bit ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
There's a little goofy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's a goofy. I mean I'm a thoroughbreed man.
I'm a gallops man and I'm openly gallops.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah. You're out in proud.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm mountain proud. I mean it's a great day
out in christ Hitch. I mean, we reposted the video
from a couple of years ago and which got us
kicked out, and people get into it. It's a good time.
And I tell you why, there's going to be some
absolutely sun burnt, dehydrated units today waking up with just
bright red foreheads, bright red v marks on the front.
(08:11):
Not many burnt nicks. Because there was a lot of
mullets out there. I saw a lot of footage of
mullets central some protection.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's sensible.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah, so two years ago you went down there,
you interviewed a.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That video, like you said, is back up on the
old Instagram Facebook at the moment you can go and
have a look. And that is why a lot of
people keep basking us if we're down there. That's why
we're not allowed back down there.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah. Look, it's kind of funny, isn't it. It's kind
of a bit. It's like the Sevens. It's a bigger van.
Everyone has a drink, has a party, has a good time,
but no one's allowed to show that everyone's having a
good time and.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Got to pretend you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, it's the Trots for fax sake. Most I guarantee
over half the people who attended Eddington didn't place a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yep, and more than half of them that would be
the only horse race they saw that year.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, and it's great and be celebrated, and I think
the more you can celebrate that, the better. But it's
something seems to be, oh, you can't promote that. You
can't promote you know, people having a good time. Yeah,
there was that particular. Basically my questions on that interview
was like, tell us a story that was that and
people would go okay. And then that particular lady who
told me she wasn't wearing any nickers and she wiped
(09:19):
you herself with her hand.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And then shook someone's hand. That was shocking. It was shocking.
It was shocking. But I mean, that's not a reason
to ban us, you know. No, did she get banned?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It might have been me berating Jerry Brownley trying to
get everyone back to his house for a party that
didn't go down.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The Well, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
If I said, everyone follow that cab party back at
Jerry and he's like, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You won't follow my car.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because last year we tried to get I was going
to go down there and race one of the horses. Yeah,
and then the I don't know whoever, the powers that
be said no, these guys aren't welcome back.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Here.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, But then again I got to get a call
from it Addington earlier in the year saying, you guys
coming down. So I think it's a bit of a
change in management there, right, So I think next year,
let's go down there and you know it's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The wrongs they should have, they should have maybe, I mean,
it's probably it's quite dangerous.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
We talked about it yesterday, but they should have some
sort of like a charity race or something like the
black class sort of thing, and then just get a
bunch of people in the sulkies and maybe they put
them behind ponies instead of following.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, because it looks quite dangerous. Yeah, because ye're sitting
in and if you come off, you know, I got
the horse.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You've got the chariot.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Keep you're entangled up and there's a lot of stuff
to get tangled up, and that's all the Yeah, yeah,
it's all the other carts that are gonna gonna tap
you up.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
But yeah, I reckon that'll be fun. I'd love to
have the acc trots.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Well, I certainly had the trots a day after that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
N R we talked about it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
They were talking about a rule change that would see
basically the end of props coming off the back fence
off the kickoff. They've come out this morning and said
they will not be introducing that rule excellent into the
competition this year.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Now, two things could have happened.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
The first is it was the story came out from
a bloke who calls himself the Mole.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You've probably heard of him.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He's just a guy like he is, not like yeah,
he he's basically Joel Harrison the Mole. Yeah, And he
came out and said that.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So either the NRAL was never looking at that or
the NRL was looking at that, and then they've seen
the backlash on social media and stuff and said, oh okay,
if no one wants that, we won't do it. And
I think it's the latter and I just love that
from the NRL. It's sensible. Rugby union wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, they would stick to their guns. Yeah, No, it's
a player welfare, a shuba. If n RAL go, fucking
people love coming off the back fence, let's just keep it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, absolutely, that that is what people love as well.
And the other so I saw a lot of people
get asked about it overnight. Trent Robinson from the Roosters
was saying, if you like it's a technique issue, they
should be harsher on the head highs and bin people
and banned them and that kind of thing. But you
shouldn't get doue away with it. First issue is you
need to have props in the game. The game's getting
(12:04):
faster and faster, so the bodies are getting smaller.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
A big bumbling.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Prop like Mark Twokey couldn't survive in today's game, so
you need to have off the back fence so you
can keep those props in the game. The second thing
is you got forty meters to sort your tackling thing out.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know, Yeah, you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Me that it's a it's a kickoff, as you you've
got that whole run up to get low enough and
you know, make the tackle properly.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You're heading in the right position, you're hit.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
In the right position. He is saying, that's not the
issue with the kickoff. And I just loved that. The
NL look at stuff like this and they're like, oh, yeah,
no one wants that.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Sweet, We'll be in it, yeah, because it's an opportunity
to put a massive shot on as well. Not often
you get line someone up from forty meters and have
a shot. So yeah, I'm glad they've they've about tuned
on that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, one hundred percent that this is something that they
do so well as like, oh we like this rule.
What other people think, Oh they want it perfect, we'll
put it in next week. Yeah, you know, or they
don't want it six again like stuff like they had
to keep it flowing. They happened mid season. Yeah, I'm
sort of up and down on the six again because
I think it benefits the good teams too much. I
think it sort of separates the haves and have nots.
(13:09):
Unfortunately for the Warriors, they sort of fall into the
second category. Silver rugby team lists were announced yesterday, do
we here No? Their big announcements were already made. O'Connor
going to the Crusaders and Ardie Sevie to Mona. They
were the two biggest headlines and they came out months ago,
months ago, so long ago that I'd forgotten. Ardie Zavia
(13:31):
was going to mine Pacifica.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And James O'Connor just the Justin Bieber of Australian rugby
is coming to play for.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The It's the least Crusaders thing of all time. First
of all, you got lux and coming out saying he's
involved in he haven't got you know, I haven't. Now
we've got fucking James O'Connor playing What is going on?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
But yeah, you're right, no one cares.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And why we're talking about it in the office this morning,
Why can't like why did they announce that ship months ago?
Why didn't they save up James O'Connor, Ardie Savia, anyone
else that they was.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
That was spots?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyone moving?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
No, no all Blacks moving apart from Ardie.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There's no All Blacks movie except Jordie is going on
sabbatical and Body is returning from his sabbatical. Yeah, they're
not changing teams, but they are. They are coming back
for Buden.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Barrett had to sit in the stands and watch the
Blues win the championship without him. Yeah, I'll tell you,
old plumb dog Millennire, he won't be happy. He had
a season of his life last year. And come back
to Body. And you've got Peter fitza cheese. You got
the cheese at the back. Yeah, so well you put Body,
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And there's another article doing the rounds this morning saying
how have New Zealand Rugby allowed the Blues to stockpile
all of these first fives? And it's like, well, what
we've been saying for the longest time, drafts and trades
is the only way that this could this could change.
So yeah, I don't know. They can't get out of
their own way. Please welcome into the studio. Matt Heath
(14:55):
was at the Vapor of the Sandwiches this week, fingering, fingering,
you've been fingering what you know?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
When you talk to you all asked to get to
the doctor by the time because you've booked it so
you can be in time for the gender podcast. Yeah,
and then you arrive and there's no motivation for them
to get you in for you arrive and you sit
there for half.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now I always blame you. They'll cancel you if you're
not there on time.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I blame the person ahead of me every time I
go to the doctor and I see the person come
out and I won't been one e behalf now fuck you.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Then and I also get angry and everyone that gets
called before me like there's jump the que even though
they were there for me. But then yes, soly I
got another finger in guys. She was so apologetic about it.
Oh yeah, and that made me feel nervous because I prefer, like,
if I'm getting yeah, I prefer if it's if they
keep it super clinical.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I mean I've talked before. I'm saying that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Are you suggesting that it wasn't clinical and it may
be something else?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
No, no no, But when she starts apologizing it, it
kind of makes it weird. Right, I'm so sorry, but
do you do you mind if I have to check
your backside?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Your mind? Sorry? And can you just go behind here?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
And it's like, you know, I don't know why, but
the sorry is like you shouldn't feel sorry, I should
feel sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Like yeah, I should be apologizing for the state and.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, and you always think, I mean, I got the
share head out and really cleaned it out for a
week down there, just in case this happens, because because
the last thing you want when you're getting a inspection,
if you had one year, you're probably too young top
had one that's coming for you.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Haven't Once you have one, though, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Can't go anywhere you're a doctor's client without them stick.
But you walk past one and then they run out
and finger you that.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But why why why back a bit of prostate. That's
where they checked I had got colon to last year after.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Listen to symptoms, and they found this kind of weird
disease up there. So I sort of have to it
doesn't matter. It's not get too far up there. I'm
all right, it's it's a disease that that's just going
to cause me and could get fingered every six month, Yeah,
but it's not gonna sounds pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Good to me.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Ultimately affect my house. That set for a little bit
of constipation if anyone cares. But I mean, I've told
the story before about that that Welsh doctor that fingered me.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, no was so what had happened is not the
daughter door salesman. Yeah, so when I.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Was a kid, I got fingered in a kind of
a weird way. And it may or may not been
a doctor. He called himself doctor McLean. It's a confusing situation.
I think now he wasn't a doctor. I reckon he wasn't. Yeah, anyway,
he was selling. Wasn't selling. But but it didn't affect
me emotionally because it wasn't til years later yet, like
two decades later, I went hang on a minute, so
it didn't affect me emotionally. But but then I told
(17:39):
that story on the Met and Joy Breakfast show.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
We need to do that.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
And then I went to the doctor and when I
had to get my first fingering, and when the doctor
pulled his finger out, he goes and I talked about
the guy being called doctor McLain, the guy that fingered me,
but we think he's probably brush salesman.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Doesn't matter, brush salesman. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
And then and then when the doctor pulled his finger out,
he whispered in my air. I guess was as good
a doctor McLean.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And that's when I knew he was listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh there, but if he's heard that story, he knows
that there's that he was potentially not a doctor.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, that's a lot of Mincine operates in a gray Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
You seem to be in the gray area as well.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Anyway, the pressure is on to get to the gender podcast,
and I'm waiting in the doctor's clinic.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He Wane's been picked before me.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
I'm waiting there for half an hour and then and
then it and then it sort of descends into a fingering,
and you know, the pressures on and the clock's ticking.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, you find out you've got a disease browing
and your ass to get intimute it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's a peatri dish that's creating like just an evil
civilization that will eventually fly out of there and killing people.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's that's far more interesting than the Super Rugby teams.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, but could I just say about the Super Rugby
how did they make that that announcement so quiet?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Could you?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
You couldn't make them lest quet if you put the
and a bunker under the ground.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's because they had a complete media blackout.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
They had nothing to say though, because the two biggest
announcements for Ardie Sava going to Mona, yeah, which is
on you, and James O'Connor going to the.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Crusaders, which is quite quite interesting.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Interesting, but those two announcements were done months ago. Yeah,
so that's why there's these ones like.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
It doesn't even make them.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
It isn't even making the news on just regularly regulate
like you know, the news broadcast already. They're desperate for anything,
they're desperate just to fill the slots they and they
not even bringing that up. So you've got to you've
got to manufacture some drama or something.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Well, if there was a draft, you'd have mcconi up
there announcing with the first pick and the blah blah
blah draft. Then you get to watch an eighteen year
old for Feller's lifelong game, You see his family, the presentation,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And then you get like a you know, a big
rich team, you know, taking a.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Player that's blue beloved in a small you know, like
from a smaller franchise, and the smaller franchises fu amount
of winter and the big big franchises is hoop laughing
it up and you're going, you rich bastards, all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
We loving the I mean you look at the NFL Draft.
There's one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand people
at the draft.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, only three of them are going to have a career.
Well on those drafts.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Even the NBA draft cities in the US pitch to
have the draft event yea at their city because it
brings in hundreds of millions of dollars because fans come
from every to watch it. Like it's like a it's
like bringing you know, it's like pitching for the Commonwealth Games.
That's what they am in America and they are like
and this year it's going to be in Philadelphia, and.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I think it's the it's like communism versus capitalism. I
don't necessarily want to get into that argument, but you know,
if it's all run by one body, then you know
you can have It's never that exciting. But if it's
competing franchises and a draft, then then there it's each
And I mean look at I mean you just look
(20:55):
at the NRL and how much more hype there is
because the franchises are actually legitimately competing each with each
other for players.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, and because the night itself, like you're saying, they
compete for who gets the host it and then they'll
have like a club legend. So if there was a
Super Rugby draft, you'd have what you have. Beaver there
from the Chiefs, you have, yeah, Tony Brown.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
From the Landers to Blackadder from the todd Yeah, right
from the Blues.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Did you play professional rugby two?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I don't think. I don't think did he? In the
vibe that Auckland rugby Christian.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Callen Spencer would have been great, Yeah, he's throwing through
Auckland Blues.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
He goes from Doug Allett. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, you'd have those guys they're representing, and they go
up and they make the announcement of the pick that
they've they've made, you know, and and then.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It shuts off just in a hall with you know,
you know, twenty tables. Yeah, at the Pontsomber rugby clubs.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And then it grows and it grows and it grows,
and it becomes an important thing on the sporting calendar.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, one hundred percent, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And then if you've got a team, because like you
look at the Highlanders team list and Tony was sitting
with Tony Lyle used today he was looking at the
Highlanders teamless. He's a big Highlanders fan. He was like,
Jesus is grim And if you're a sing like that,
you could trade some pixelways. Yeah, because you look at
Harry Plumber sitting on the bench for the Blues. Yeah,
and and the Landers can't find it first.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Well, I mean that's the great thing about the bottom
team getting the first pick exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I mean that's just such a.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Great method of, you know, of giving someone an opportunity
to get a superstar coming through.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, that's right, but they will never do that, I know.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Well, hopefully the NRL get into the draft and that'll
make Union jealous and then they'll follow suit.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, and more international players, I mean, if there's more
money in there. But you know, Enton de Point, it's
just being announced, but being brought in by Crusaders or something.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
That'd be good.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That'd be great.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And I love it too because Obversely's players love coming
and playing at a super.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Because it lifts the game. In the off season, they
all blacks.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Bit of injury news for the All Black Sam Kaine.
He's got his got his head split open. I mean
it's like about twenty stitches in there. It's a massive gash.
So he's out for the French game, which means apparently
there's this talk of Ardie going back to seven, the
human Skewer, Summer Penny Fee now the first five killer
(23:15):
going to blindside and side titty to number eight.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Oh side titty. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
But the strangest comment came from the assistant coach. It's
his name, not Hanson, what's his name, Scott? Scott Hanson
had this to say about Sam Kane.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Sam was a quality leader.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
He's a great storyteller.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
He can see how's performances for the All Brex most
recently or miss Sam.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Can we go.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
He's a great storyteller. Yeah, so is he in the
middle of a game? Is he telling a story? How
is that relevant to a good player?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It's relevant, relevant for the for the court session after
the game.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's like, he's a quality player, he's a great storyteller,
and he've seen his performance, so it's like he's just
thrown in there. It's like saying he knows how to
boof bears and he you've seen his performance lately is great.
He's got a massive dong and he's a great foot
because it's such a weird thing to throw in there.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeahs speaking of messive dons. Is what's the deal with
dog Roll?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Is he not playing?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
He is playing, he's paying, he's playing as he stepped
down from captain or something.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
No, he's not going to be the captain of the Crusaders.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
See, I see that's just driving through and heard the
headline and put three and three together because because I
thought maybe they'd get him on blindside. Yeah, because we've
got a bit of lockage going on.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, him to provide any of them.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Six, it's a powerful if they started putting him on
the side. Yeah, he got dog rolling.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think it's dog roll.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
He gets in trouble when he's coming into rucks, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
My first because he's so great to have a captain
who is always getting into trouble.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's totally and I loved it. And he
was a bit of biffo in the weekend and it
was it was him that came in first with the
all the referees like to show some leadership, you know.
That was leadership. That's how comeing in and going, don't
funk with my plans in there. Throw Yeah, I'm trying
bones touch my players and throwing bones.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
The repercussions for firing up.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I thought it was funny when he was first named
captain of the All Blacks and then they named about
five vice captains.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's like, not a big vote of confidence and the
decision making of dog roll. It's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We are up against a bit of time presture this morning,
so we might have to knock this thing on the
head there.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
But got some of yours pleases, Well, we do. But
should we get to them tomorrow. You might have to
get to them tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yea, So this fingering really fucked me?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Literally yeah, literally literally. Do you want me to have
a look as well, just to get a second opinion?
Oh yeah, I mean I don't use my hands by
the way I use my other I.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Mean it's your system running. Are you running a good
operation for you? Have a look?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Hands free shape already?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
All right? It stuck fast thing on the head. Will
be back tomorrow. Thanks having me.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you my next sport a vulture.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Gulane, Good morning. How's it all gone? Ye're not too bad,
not too bad at all? Story she had broke up?
Oh yeah, do you care? Uh? What was the last
song they put out? I can't remember? This is I
don't know. I you know what.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I thought they'd broken up ages ago and just get
back together and do a New Zealand tour and then
go off and do their own thing, because that's what
they've been doing.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Did we need an announcement?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No, I don't think we did, because they kind of
go their separate ways for most of the year and
then just come back for a tour play the old Bangers.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It reminds me because I saw a lot of people
posting it on their story this morning, and it reminds
me of when an old actor dies. I'm talking about
like in their nineties people.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh my god. So yeah, that's so sad, so was
it was the last movie. Was in the middle of
something that you really wanted to see?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was he? I don't know that the album's still out there.
You can still go and listen to that. The first
couple of albums.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I think it was always incoming because ever since Johnny
Toogood started kind of dressing and looking like Gandalf, I
think the other band members are like, Okay, he's going
through a midlife crisis, he's growing his head, he's gone
full Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why announce it?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is the same thing that I think about athletes.
And I've talked to a few that are sort of
nearing the end of their careers, and the same thing
I say to every single one of them is, you
never know when someone's going to throw a massive check
at you. Why would you ever retire if you're a
professional athlete, never retire?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why what do you want?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'm going to throw it out there. Ticket sales? What
I'm just going to dorne ticket sales? She had what's
ticket sales? Well, they're going to say this is their
last ever tour? Oh right, sorry, sort of announced this
is the last one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah yeah, And you're like, oh, back God's last year.
I gotta go, I have to go.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And the time they'll do a reunion to like the guy.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That bought the Tom Brady ball.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, and when he had retired and then all of
a sudden, the unretired city. That's actually, that's a great shout.
There's a tour being announced as well. Yeah, you've seen
through the matrix there. This image has got doing the
rounds this morning. We need to address it at the
top of the podcast. It is an image that was
first sent into the Clark's Beach in Wyo, part Grapevine,
(02:25):
which is basically a community page. Yes, it shows the
exposed buttocks of a man. He's got his clubs next
to him, with his golf club's parked up next to him.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
He is off the edge of a fairway, it seems,
and he is expressing his affections for his partner on
the side of the course there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Now, yeah, this is obviously and someone's complaining on the
Facebook sap pace saying can you just make be a
bit more subtle, maybe go make love in the bushes?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, but if you look at that image, if I'm
looking at it right now, to me, it.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Looks like a golfer who's removed his pants, has gone
down on his knee and his pulling a brown eye
to his mates on that. I can't see any other
legs or is that a leg just poking up on
the right here.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think that's a leg there poking out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I think it is. I think it is then making love.
But initially first glance, it just looks like a guy
on his knees, like almost presenting. But he's there is
another there's another players, another partner. There's another partner in there.
But that is that's aggressive. That is it's not even
in the rough. And I think that's still in the
mown roff. It's in the second cat of the Clark's
(03:32):
Beach Golf golf Club. Yeah, look, needs must have probably
no one around. They didn't accept someone to snap him
from behind the flax.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Bush there, no and again put the phones away, But
the caption read I've had twenty four hours diugh jest
the spectacle on the golf course, Hey, Romeo and Juliet
seven to fifteen.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Pm on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Really, I mean, I get the passion, but couldn't they
at least pack the slightly more private? But I love
the person that posted this, first of all anonymous. Second
of all, I get the passion. Yeah, do you I'm
out there banging. I'm doing all the time. I do
stuff like this, Yeah, all the time. I'm a banker.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I doubt it. Maybe a bush or something.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I suppose they were going for the live action nature
documentary vibe.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Look is it a vibe?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You take it where you can get it, you know,
And you never know the backstory here. We don't know
if they have been through some troubles. We don't know
if he's gone through a massive dry spell. Well, she's
gone through a dry spell and they just needed to.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Get one off. We don't know this story. I'd like
to think you just had a hole in one and
then was like, yes, what's one way to celebrate a
hole on once I saw it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, But the Facebook and Instagram comments have been the
best part of us this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
As soon as it came in, we were just pouring
through them.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Obviously a million jokes about the nineteenth hole, Yeah, a
lot of jokes about hole in one.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Someone said playing the front nine, see but a stroke play? Yeah,
and my favorite, chasing the Fox.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Let's hope that he chipped in from you know, one
hundred yards and as a celebration, his partner was there
and said, that's so hot.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I want it now.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I can't. I can't picture. And I just played
the round in my life on the weekend, but I
was with Jason Hoytt. But I can't picture how this
would happened. I can't see where the how they became
so inflamed with lust that they were like, I'm sorry,
but we have to do this right here, right now.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
The best part of this picture for me, I mean,
the beer buttocks is great. He's obviously removed his pants completely,
which is which is a balling move, but it's the
golf clubs that are set on his trundler just mirror,
kind of a couple of feet away from his backside,
like like he's taken a shot from just the he's
taking his clubs over taking his shot, gone down, hammer
(05:43):
and tongs. Now he's going to get back up, pull
his pants up and walk off with his trendler. Yeah,
or is it a female golfer, well as he just
you know, the you know, the recipient on their back
might be the golfer.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh right, clubs, So watch one of them is golfing.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The other thing that I was talking to a long
time listener to the podcast, and he was saying that
he plays on this course and he's trying to figure
out what hole it was. He thinks there's a road
in the background there and he thought it was the
sixth or seventh hole.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Is that a road?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is that a road as well? So then he was saying, well,
did they get up and then have to play another
two or three holes?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Because I look at that and I'm like, that must
be the end of the round. But I think it's
a great story, like how is he around the golf?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Awesome? Go on away on the sixth? What how did
the golf go? Yeah, I don't know, phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I'd like to find that person.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know how you would track them down. If
anyone's listening to this and they know the person that
it was completely anonymous too. We won't identify the person.
We'll even put their voice through a distorter, yeah, and
talk to him unless you would like to be identified,
in which case we would happily do that for you
as well, so you get in touch.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I let's take quick break, we'll come back and talk
a little bit of sport.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
New Zealand Cup was yesterday, Lane and the favorite, the
prohibited favorite. Mind you did win it. Swazy wins the
New Zealand Cup yet again. They were talking all that
shit coming over from Australia about how they were going
to win it. Grego Connor did say it to be
hard to beat? Did you or do you know anyone
who got on Swayzey to win it?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I had Swasey and a cornella yeah with Merlin. Yeah, yeah,
it didn't come through.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Why doesn't the New Zealand Cup stop the nation? It's
because it's because it's harness racing. And I was watching
yesterday and I just sometimes just can't stop laughing because
it just looks a little bit ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
There's a little goofy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's a goofy. I mean I'm a thoroughbreed man.
I'm a gallops man and I'm openly gallops.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah. You're out in proud.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm mountain proud. I mean it's a great day
out in christ Hitch. I mean, we reposted the video
from a couple of years ago and which got us
kicked out, and people get into it. It's a good time.
And I tell you why, there's going to be some
absolutely sun burnt, dehydrated units today waking up with just
bright red foreheads, bright red v marks on the front.
(08:11):
Not many burnt nicks. Because there was a lot of
mullets out there. I saw a lot of footage of
mullets central some protection.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's sensible.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah, so two years ago you went down there,
you interviewed a.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That video, like you said, is back up on the
old Instagram Facebook at the moment you can go and
have a look. And that is why a lot of
people keep basking us if we're down there. That's why
we're not allowed back down there.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah. Look, it's kind of funny, isn't it. It's kind
of a bit. It's like the Sevens. It's a bigger van.
Everyone has a drink, has a party, has a good time,
but no one's allowed to show that everyone's having a
good time and.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Got to pretend you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, it's the Trots for fax sake. Most I guarantee
over half the people who attended Eddington didn't place a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yep, and more than half of them that would be
the only horse race they saw that year.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, and it's great and be celebrated, and I think
the more you can celebrate that, the better. But it's
something seems to be, oh, you can't promote that. You
can't promote you know, people having a good time. Yeah,
there was that particular. Basically my questions on that interview
was like, tell us a story that was that and
people would go okay. And then that particular lady who
told me she wasn't wearing any nickers and she wiped
(09:19):
you herself with her hand.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
And then shook someone's hand. That was shocking. It was shocking.
It was shocking. But I mean, that's not a reason
to ban us, you know. No, did she get banned?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It might have been me berating Jerry Brownley trying to
get everyone back to his house for a party that
didn't go down.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The Well, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
If I said, everyone follow that cab party back at
Jerry and he's like, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You won't follow my car.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because last year we tried to get I was going
to go down there and race one of the horses. Yeah,
and then the I don't know whoever, the powers that
be said no, these guys aren't welcome back.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Here.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, But then again I got to get a call
from it Addington earlier in the year saying, you guys
coming down. So I think it's a bit of a
change in management there, right, So I think next year,
let's go down there and you know it's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The wrongs they should have, they should have maybe, I mean,
it's probably it's quite dangerous.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
We talked about it yesterday, but they should have some
sort of like a charity race or something like the
black class sort of thing, and then just get a
bunch of people in the sulkies and maybe they put
them behind ponies instead of following.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, because it looks quite dangerous. Yeah, because ye're sitting
in and if you come off, you know, I got
the horse.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You've got the chariot.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Keep you're entangled up and there's a lot of stuff
to get tangled up, and that's all the Yeah, yeah,
it's all the other carts that are gonna gonna tap
you up.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
But yeah, I reckon that'll be fun. I'd love to
have the acc trots.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Well, I certainly had the trots a day after that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
N R we talked about it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
They were talking about a rule change that would see
basically the end of props coming off the back fence
off the kickoff. They've come out this morning and said
they will not be introducing that rule excellent into the
competition this year.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Now, two things could have happened.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
The first is it was the story came out from
a bloke who calls himself the Mole.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You've probably heard of him.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He's just a guy like he is, not like yeah,
he he's basically Joel Harrison the Mole. Yeah, And he
came out and said that.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So either the NRAL was never looking at that or
the NRL was looking at that, and then they've seen
the backlash on social media and stuff and said, oh okay,
if no one wants that, we won't do it. And
I think it's the latter and I just love that
from the NRL. It's sensible. Rugby union wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, they would stick to their guns. Yeah, No, it's
a player welfare, a shuba. If n RAL go, fucking
people love coming off the back fence, let's just keep it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, absolutely, that that is what people love as well.
And the other so I saw a lot of people
get asked about it overnight. Trent Robinson from the Roosters
was saying, if you like it's a technique issue, they
should be harsher on the head highs and bin people
and banned them and that kind of thing. But you
shouldn't get doue away with it. First issue is you
need to have props in the game. The game's getting
(12:04):
faster and faster, so the bodies are getting smaller.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
A big bumbling.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Prop like Mark Twokey couldn't survive in today's game, so
you need to have off the back fence so you
can keep those props in the game. The second thing
is you got forty meters to sort your tackling thing out.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know, Yeah, you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Me that it's a it's a kickoff, as you you've
got that whole run up to get low enough and
you know, make the tackle properly.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You're heading in the right position, you're hit.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
In the right position. He is saying, that's not the
issue with the kickoff. And I just loved that. The
NL look at stuff like this and they're like, oh, yeah,
no one wants that.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Sweet, We'll be in it, yeah, because it's an opportunity
to put a massive shot on as well. Not often
you get line someone up from forty meters and have
a shot. So yeah, I'm glad they've they've about tuned
on that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, one hundred percent that this is something that they
do so well as like, oh we like this rule.
What other people think, Oh they want it perfect, we'll
put it in next week. Yeah, you know, or they
don't want it six again like stuff like they had
to keep it flowing. They happened mid season. Yeah, I'm
sort of up and down on the six again because
I think it benefits the good teams too much. I
think it sort of separates the haves and have nots.
(13:09):
Unfortunately for the Warriors, they sort of fall into the
second category. Silver rugby team lists were announced yesterday, do
we here No? Their big announcements were already made. O'Connor
going to the Crusaders and Ardie Sevie to Mona. They
were the two biggest headlines and they came out months ago,
months ago, so long ago that I'd forgotten. Ardie Zavia
(13:31):
was going to mine Pacifica.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And James O'Connor just the Justin Bieber of Australian rugby
is coming to play for.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The It's the least Crusaders thing of all time. First
of all, you got lux and coming out saying he's
involved in he haven't got you know, I haven't. Now
we've got fucking James O'Connor playing What is going on?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
But yeah, you're right, no one cares.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And why we're talking about it in the office this morning,
Why can't like why did they announce that ship months ago?
Why didn't they save up James O'Connor, Ardie Savia, anyone
else that they was.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
That was spots?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyone moving?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
No, no all Blacks moving apart from Ardie.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
There's no All Blacks movie except Jordie is going on
sabbatical and Body is returning from his sabbatical. Yeah, they're
not changing teams, but they are. They are coming back
for Buden.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Barrett had to sit in the stands and watch the
Blues win the championship without him. Yeah, I'll tell you,
old plumb dog Millennire, he won't be happy. He had
a season of his life last year. And come back
to Body. And you've got Peter fitza cheese. You got
the cheese at the back. Yeah, so well you put Body,
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And there's another article doing the rounds this morning saying
how have New Zealand Rugby allowed the Blues to stockpile
all of these first fives? And it's like, well, what
we've been saying for the longest time, drafts and trades
is the only way that this could this could change.
So yeah, I don't know. They can't get out of
their own way. Please welcome into the studio. Matt Heath
(14:55):
was at the Vapor of the Sandwiches this week, fingering, fingering,
you've been fingering what you know?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
When you talk to you all asked to get to
the doctor by the time because you've booked it so
you can be in time for the gender podcast. Yeah,
and then you arrive and there's no motivation for them
to get you in for you arrive and you sit
there for half.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Now I always blame you. They'll cancel you if you're
not there on time.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I blame the person ahead of me every time I
go to the doctor and I see the person come
out and I won't been one e behalf now fuck you.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Then and I also get angry and everyone that gets
called before me like there's jump the que even though
they were there for me. But then yes, soly I
got another finger in guys. She was so apologetic about it.
Oh yeah, and that made me feel nervous because I prefer, like,
if I'm getting yeah, I prefer if it's if they
keep it super clinical.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I mean I've talked before. I'm saying that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Are you suggesting that it wasn't clinical and it may
be something else?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
No, no no, But when she starts apologizing it, it
kind of makes it weird. Right, I'm so sorry, but
do you do you mind if I have to check
your backside?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Your mind? Sorry? And can you just go behind here?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
And it's like, you know, I don't know why, but
the sorry is like you shouldn't feel sorry, I should
feel sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Like yeah, I should be apologizing for the state and.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, and you always think, I mean, I got the
share head out and really cleaned it out for a
week down there, just in case this happens, because because
the last thing you want when you're getting a inspection,
if you had one year, you're probably too young top
had one that's coming for you.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Haven't Once you have one, though, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Can't go anywhere you're a doctor's client without them stick.
But you walk past one and then they run out
and finger you that.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But why why why back a bit of prostate. That's
where they checked I had got colon to last year after.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Listen to symptoms, and they found this kind of weird
disease up there. So I sort of have to it
doesn't matter. It's not get too far up there. I'm
all right, it's it's a disease that that's just going
to cause me and could get fingered every six month, Yeah,
but it's not gonna sounds pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Good to me.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Ultimately affect my house. That set for a little bit
of constipation if anyone cares. But I mean, I've told
the story before about that that Welsh doctor that fingered me.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, no was so what had happened is not the
daughter door salesman. Yeah, so when I.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Was a kid, I got fingered in a kind of
a weird way. And it may or may not been
a doctor. He called himself doctor McLean. It's a confusing situation.
I think now he wasn't a doctor. I reckon he wasn't. Yeah, anyway,
he was selling. Wasn't selling. But but it didn't affect
me emotionally because it wasn't til years later yet, like
two decades later, I went hang on a minute, so
it didn't affect me emotionally. But but then I told
(17:39):
that story on the Met and Joy Breakfast show.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
We need to do that.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
And then I went to the doctor and when I
had to get my first fingering, and when the doctor
pulled his finger out, he goes and I talked about
the guy being called doctor McLain, the guy that fingered me,
but we think he's probably brush salesman.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Doesn't matter, brush salesman. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
And then and then when the doctor pulled his finger out,
he whispered in my air. I guess was as good
a doctor McLean.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And that's when I knew he was listening to the show.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh there, but if he's heard that story, he knows
that there's that he was potentially not a doctor.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, that's a lot of Mincine operates in a gray Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
You seem to be in the gray area as well.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Anyway, the pressure is on to get to the gender podcast,
and I'm waiting in the doctor's clinic.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He Wane's been picked before me.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
I'm waiting there for half an hour and then and
then it and then it sort of descends into a fingering,
and you know, the pressures on and the clock's ticking.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, you find out you've got a disease browing
and your ass to get intimute it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It's a peatri dish that's creating like just an evil
civilization that will eventually fly out of there and killing people.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's that's far more interesting than the Super Rugby teams.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, but could I just say about the Super Rugby
how did they make that that announcement so quiet?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Could you?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
You couldn't make them lest quet if you put the
and a bunker under the ground.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's because they had a complete media blackout.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
They had nothing to say though, because the two biggest
announcements for Ardie Sava going to Mona, yeah, which is
on you, and James O'Connor going to the.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Crusaders, which is quite quite interesting.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Interesting, but those two announcements were done months ago. Yeah,
so that's why there's these ones like.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
It doesn't even make them.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
It isn't even making the news on just regularly regulate
like you know, the news broadcast already. They're desperate for anything,
they're desperate just to fill the slots they and they
not even bringing that up. So you've got to you've
got to manufacture some drama or something.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Well, if there was a draft, you'd have mcconi up
there announcing with the first pick and the blah blah
blah draft. Then you get to watch an eighteen year
old for Feller's lifelong game, You see his family, the presentation,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And then you get like a you know, a big
rich team, you know, taking a.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Player that's blue beloved in a small you know, like
from a smaller franchise, and the smaller franchises fu amount
of winter and the big big franchises is hoop laughing
it up and you're going, you rich bastards, all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
We loving the I mean you look at the NFL Draft.
There's one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand people
at the draft.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, only three of them are going to have a career.
Well on those drafts.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Even the NBA draft cities in the US pitch to
have the draft event yea at their city because it
brings in hundreds of millions of dollars because fans come
from every to watch it. Like it's like a it's
like bringing you know, it's like pitching for the Commonwealth Games.
That's what they am in America and they are like
and this year it's going to be in Philadelphia, and.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I think it's the it's like communism versus capitalism. I
don't necessarily want to get into that argument, but you know,
if it's all run by one body, then you know
you can have It's never that exciting. But if it's
competing franchises and a draft, then then there it's each
And I mean look at I mean you just look
(20:55):
at the NRL and how much more hype there is
because the franchises are actually legitimately competing each with each
other for players.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, and because the night itself, like you're saying, they
compete for who gets the host it and then they'll
have like a club legend. So if there was a
Super Rugby draft, you'd have what you have. Beaver there
from the Chiefs, you have, yeah, Tony Brown.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
From the Landers to Blackadder from the todd Yeah, right
from the Blues.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Did you play professional rugby two?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I don't think. I don't think did he? In the
vibe that Auckland rugby Christian.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Callen Spencer would have been great, Yeah, he's throwing through
Auckland Blues.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
He goes from Doug Allett. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, you'd have those guys they're representing, and they go
up and they make the announcement of the pick that
they've they've made, you know, and and then.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It shuts off just in a hall with you know,
you know, twenty tables. Yeah, at the Pontsomber rugby clubs.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
And then it grows and it grows and it grows,
and it becomes an important thing on the sporting calendar.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, one hundred percent, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And then if you've got a team, because like you
look at the Highlanders team list and Tony was sitting
with Tony Lyle used today he was looking at the
Highlanders teamless. He's a big Highlanders fan. He was like,
Jesus is grim And if you're a sing like that,
you could trade some pixelways. Yeah, because you look at
Harry Plumber sitting on the bench for the Blues. Yeah,
and and the Landers can't find it first.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Well, I mean that's the great thing about the bottom
team getting the first pick exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I mean that's just such a.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Great method of, you know, of giving someone an opportunity
to get a superstar coming through.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, that's right, but they will never do that, I know.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Well, hopefully the NRL get into the draft and that'll
make Union jealous and then they'll follow suit.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, and more international players, I mean, if there's more
money in there. But you know, Enton de Point, it's
just being announced, but being brought in by Crusaders or something.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
That'd be good.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That'd be great.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And I love it too because Obversely's players love coming
and playing at a super.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Because it lifts the game. In the off season, they
all blacks.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Bit of injury news for the All Black Sam Kaine.
He's got his got his head split open. I mean
it's like about twenty stitches in there. It's a massive gash.
So he's out for the French game, which means apparently
there's this talk of Ardie going back to seven, the
human Skewer, Summer Penny Fee now the first five killer
(23:15):
going to blindside and side titty to number eight.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Oh side titty. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
But the strangest comment came from the assistant coach. It's
his name, not Hanson, what's his name, Scott? Scott Hanson
had this to say about Sam Kane.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Sam was a quality leader.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
He's a great storyteller.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
He can see how's performances for the All Brex most
recently or miss Sam.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Can we go.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
He's a great storyteller. Yeah, so is he in the
middle of a game? Is he telling a story? How
is that relevant to a good player?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It's relevant, relevant for the for the court session after
the game.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's like, he's a quality player, he's a great storyteller,
and he've seen his performance, so it's like he's just
thrown in there. It's like saying he knows how to
boof bears and he you've seen his performance lately is great.
He's got a massive dong and he's a great foot
because it's such a weird thing to throw in there.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeahs speaking of messive dons. Is what's the deal with
dog Roll?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Is he not playing?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
He is playing, he's paying, he's playing as he stepped
down from captain or something.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
No, he's not going to be the captain of the Crusaders.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
See, I see that's just driving through and heard the
headline and put three and three together because because I
thought maybe they'd get him on blindside. Yeah, because we've
got a bit of lockage going on.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, him to provide any of them.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Six, it's a powerful if they started putting him on
the side. Yeah, he got dog rolling.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think it's dog roll.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
He gets in trouble when he's coming into rucks, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
My first because he's so great to have a captain
who is always getting into trouble.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's totally and I loved it. And he
was a bit of biffo in the weekend and it
was it was him that came in first with the
all the referees like to show some leadership, you know.
That was leadership. That's how comeing in and going, don't
funk with my plans in there. Throw Yeah, I'm trying
bones touch my players and throwing bones.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
The repercussions for firing up.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I thought it was funny when he was first named
captain of the All Blacks and then they named about
five vice captains.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's like, not a big vote of confidence and the
decision making of dog roll. It's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We are up against a bit of time presture this morning,
so we might have to knock this thing on the
head there.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
But got some of yours pleases, Well, we do. But
should we get to them tomorrow. You might have to
get to them tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yea, So this fingering really fucked me?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Literally yeah, literally literally. Do you want me to have
a look as well, just to get a second opinion?
Oh yeah, I mean I don't use my hands by
the way I use my other I.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Mean it's your system running. Are you running a good
operation for you? Have a look?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Hands free shape already?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
All right? It stuck fast thing on the head. Will
be back tomorrow. Thanks having me.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
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