July 2, 2024 • 35 mins
ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to discuss an NRL cover-up, the code-switching Wallabies and the tough road ahead for the Tall Blacks (0:00).
Then a very special 2-for-1 'Half Baked Sports Idea' (12:05)!
Finally, the fellas get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (21:15).
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Live from the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to
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the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the third of July.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Next Sport a Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning Lane. On the second page of your rundown, there, yeah,
there is a photo of a man's thighs. Two pretty
impressive tattoos on there.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
One looks like the Ta Tata logo on the beer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's a samurai with like Sourn's eye on it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I think, oh, yeah, that's right, Okay, I can see
it now, took you. I had to explain it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And what looks like cocaine beer on the other side
does look like cocaine beer, doesn't it. Have you ever
seen this man's thighs before? Have you ever seen these
tattoos before? No? This is the guy who had who
was asked by the NRAL to cover up his thigh
tattoos the other day. Remember the shed and die snort
cocaine Fuck. Yeah, he's been asked by the NRL. Have
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you on any future in this game you have to
cover those up? So he's taken himself a trip to
Barley for a week and he's covered them up.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Is this an.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Improvement, I'm not sure. Cocaine beer, I quite like the
Samurai with the Eye of sar On kind of to
a Tata. Yeah, not so much. Na, I mean I can,
I can like the beer. I can deal with.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
This might be the best life decision this man's ever
made in his life.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, because how many other bad decisions did he make?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know, it's outrageous. I went on to his Instagram
to try and find him. I've forgotten his name already,
but just to try and see what was going on
there because it was a post. He put that post
up obviously on his Instagram story, but it's it's not
doesn't live on on the grid, So I think he
wants to put that chapter behind. Okay, Yeah, do you
think this helps or hinders his career? It's gonna help
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because I think that it's it's very rugby league, this
whole thing. Oh, it's so rugby league. They don't care
the initial Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I mean, if he can, if he can fold scene
next tuesdays, yeah, and get yards don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, that's and this is exactly the kind of player
that they want.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, if he's if he's if he's outstanding at post
contact meters, yeah, then he's in. If he's got a
good completion rate, yeah, absolutely, Well he's covered up there.
What was it? Snort lines? And I think the other
one was quite homophobic.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Very homophobic. It looked like Matthew Richard tattooed under it
stole all of your takes the other day on the podcast. Yeah, no,
we diagress, but anyway, Yeah, so anyway, the weird part
about it is that he posted that onto his Instagram
story and the caption was gone but not forgotten. Look
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I love that.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's just he was almost there. Yeah, Yeah, he was
almost there and covering them up and like and admitting
it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, but he sucked it up, I know. And the
thing is this is gonna It's the problem is he's
that photo of those tattoos of him playing in a
show Jersey, and if he ever makes the nurl, they're
just going to resurface again.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, it's going to Well, let's put a comparison up.
We'll put it back up online, a comparison of would
you rather, Yeah, would you rather cocaine? Bear and the
I of sarn or just a couple of drug fueled
homophobic slogans.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah I suspect these went so breathe it. Sticking with
rugby league, both both Mark take two Both Mark no
Wanga need to wass there, get that into you and
Carter Gordon have been granted early releases from their Rugby
Australia contracts because obviously Super Rugby is over. Neither of
them got picked into the Wallabies, so they are out
of there, so they've got early releases from their contracts
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that join free to join their respective NRL clubs this season.
The only caveat is that Mark is going to the
Olympics with the sevens team, so he won't be able
to join the Roosters until after that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Or he's going to be a handy sevens.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Player because he is Carl Wick quite big. Yes, yeah,
he is outstanding. So yeah, he's off to the Olympics
to himself a medal. Then he's going to come back
and to rugby league where he presumably will make an
absolute bomb with the with the Roosters card of Gordon's
going straight to the Q Cup. Yep, they're going to
try and figure out how to play him because he
he signed with the Titans, who are back to the
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bottom of the tin in the NRL, and they're all
both teams are talking about how it's just about, you know,
getting their heads around the rules of the game. It's
not about getting them into the NRAL bullshit. It's definitely
about getting them into the NRL.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now, they must have a plan around Cardi Gordon. You
don't just sign a first five from Rugby without a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think the plan is just to fuck over Rugby.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, I think that's a Valens Yeah, a big deck landis.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, I reckon that, just like, let's screw you and
let's just poach all of their players. Look, if he
works out, he works out. If he doesn't, he doesn't,
who cares? They don't. Yeah, I don't know where he
would play in the halves.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I presume you still think that's it's still there, immature.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh absolutely yes. The more I've worked in sports media,
the more I realized that that's exactly what it's like.
It's like, oh, now we're we're the We're the big
decks here on where the dis here. It's all of
that shit. Anytime you see someone making a decision around,
particularly rugby Union but also rugby leg You're like, why
would they do that? It's just to fund someone else
over Why did Pedicus so call it? Only play one
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game for the All Blacks and they never play again
so we don't have to play them at the World
Cup and Peter.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Fit of cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, the cheese although he has.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's gone back and he's back in there now. Yeah,
but he remember he only played like a minute. Remember
he came on for a minute, and which put back
any chances of him playing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
For his And then people are always like, no, they
wouldn't be that petty. It's like, okay, what's your excuse,
what's your reason? No, I don't know. Well, then it's
the pee.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It's a cap. It's a cap. You get a cap. Yeah,
or automatically, if you get an All Black Caps you
play one minute or fifty games, automatically your price goes up.
In Japan and Europe, Oh yeah, I think maybe I'm
going to say it was that he did wanted to
increase his value.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And rugby Union wanted to increase a player's value. Absolutely
not the Tall Blacks. By the way, speaking of Olympics,
they are in their qualifying tournament, and boy is this
a tough ask. They are playing Croatia overnight, so two
point thirty am our time. Croatia have a bloke by
the name of Mario Hezonja who's been balling out for
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Real Madrid over there. I love the way they do that,
by the way, how they have the clubs like we
had someone ringing the other day and say we should
have like the chiefs should also be the name of
the netball team, should be, the hockey team, the cricket team,
and it all plays under the chiefs. They do that
in Europe. So Real Madrid has a basketball team in
there in the EuroLeague. Anyway, they've got a guy in
there who's ball and now he used to play in
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the NBA. They're going, that's stacked with NBA players. Croatia are.
And even if we beat them, then tomorrow night we
play Slovenia who have Luka Doncic, the Luka Doncic, the
one and only Luka Doncic, So we're a fear fuck.
Even if we get through that, we then go into
the next round, at which point we have to face Greece,
who have the Greek freak.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
They are both Greek freaks.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here, there's only one Greek freak.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
There only one Greek free. Is there another one.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They've only They've only ever produced one freak, the Greek,
the Grease anyway, So that is what the tour backs
have to deal with overnight. Okay, well, I mean will
be sitting your alarm for two thirty am.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I will set my alarm at two thirty am.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
If they do a hacker they do, they do, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I'm definitely because my highlight is watching the tall Blacks
do the harker, because it's there's something mildly unusual about
a group of men doing a harker on a court
yep on the hardwood, on the hardwood, and because the
kind of thumping of the feet echoes a little bit louder,
and also the mass confusion from the teams they're playing,
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because we usually rip the harker out. It's usually league
or rugby, and it's been happening for so many years
that teams know what it is. They know it is,
and they want it, they expect it. Fans love it.
Whereas you play this, when you're playing the Croatian fans
will be.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Like, what the fuck is this. Well, there was a
shocker a few years ago. We played against the USA
and they were like, what the fuck is this? Dudes
were laughing at the huker in the middle of it.
It's like it was one of the more embarrassing ones.
This is exactly why the black Caps don't do a
hucker because it would look ridiculous. And that about seven
feg tall.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I mean, look, it would be intimidating if if you've
got a seven foot tall dude coming out here and
a full blond hacker.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, if they weren't, if they weren't so gumby, yes maybe,
but this is why every rugby team around the country
knows this. You put the gumby dudes up the back
so people don't see them. Yeah, there's no way to
hide and you're all gumby.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Because imagine if you had Lebron James coming at you
in a full hawker shoot off.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh yeah, it'll be terrifying. But that's not what it is.
It's ed book, So yeah they I mean they could
do it. This would be a massive upset. I think
I think that world basketball has gotten so much better.
We're a long cry from the two thousand and four
when we went to the the top four.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We teem to do okay in the Cup and the
representing Oceania and we get to the World Cup, cougar
Ball World Champs. Yeah, it could be a little bit
of that, and it's a bit harder to get into
the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I just think that over the last few years, the
best players in the world are no longer all from
the US, where it used to be just the US
and then everyone else was a little bit sort of
you know, on par and now it's like Greek freak.
You got Luka Doncic. Yeah, you get dudes from all
over the world. Joel Embiid who's from Cameroon but as
playing for the US this year.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So you mentioned it before that this is to qualify
for the Olympics. The Olympic starts in about three and
a half weeks. Yeah, it's a nightmare for so that
the logistics person working at the New Zealand Olympic. Yeah, met,
he must be Please please don't pease, don't win, Please
don't win, because you're gonna no flights have been booked,
accommodations sorted. You're in the village. Yeah, you're in the
rue Deathon, which, let's be honest, it would be worth
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getting to in the City of Love. Oh Deffinitely the
Parisian Olympic Village. Any Olympic village you ever going to
go to, this would be the one in there. But
you've still got a lot of logistics organized. You've got
to get a whole team support staff. You've probably got
to kick them out too. They've got to get their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Do they have Olympic uniforms sit out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well that's the thing because they're big units.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And I saw yesterday that the Olympic team sent out
all of the kit for all of the people that
are going to the Olympics. Well what about people that
haven't qualified? Yeah, like these guys, are they presuming that
the tall blacks aren't going to get in? Have they
printed out any uniforms? How do they manage to get
them in? It's like a few years ago when the
breakers Burger King pulled out of sponsoring them. They couldn't
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print any more uniforms. They didn't have a sponsored or
affording new uniforms.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
They just had to have the fucking thing on anyway,
I reckon they're backing on them, not qualifying. I reckon
they're sitting there and they're not going to qualify, so
that's not worry about it. It's a bit like when
Auckland City qualified in the Club World Cup and I
was working there and they said they're going to lose
their first game, and even management had their flights booked
back to Auckland the next day. Yeah, and they won,
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and they're like back and they had to scramble accommodation
flights and then they won again and the qualified, so
they had to put the flights off twice.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
People were calling in trying to extend their leave because
our plumbers and lawyers and accounts, so they're all on
the blower trying to get extended lee to stay on
longer in WW.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Look, you're not going to believe this with one again,
so we're going to be I think because that that's
a story that comes out quite often in sports media.
It's like, oh, did you know that they actually had
their flights book for the next day. They always do, Yeah,
because you can't book them on that day if you
accidentally lose. I hold them.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I tell you who didn't have their flights booked at
the end of qualifying and that is the black Caps.
I guarantee they didn't have their book, their flights book
for the day after playing Papua New Guinea. No, so
that would have been a scramble as well.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, a couple of extra days in the Caribbean been
wouldn't have been too bad. All right. We have got
a two for one half back sports idea here for
a Wednesday because we've got one through from Alista. So
we're going to take a quick break when we come back,
a little two for one action on the half baked
sports ideas.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Half ba sports iDeer.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Greatly appreciate people sending half baked sports ideas through. This
one was sent directly to me on Instagram. And actually
we'll get to my one first because look, I just
I need your help with this one. First one my idea.
Second one listener submitted my idea is I am too
old now to make it through the Thursday night game
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of league without falling asleep that starts at ten o'clock.
Come ten forty. I'm out. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, well, that's like, I mean, that is like a
lot of social leagues. I mean, Joe Jury sometimes hes
ice hockey doesn't kick off till ten thirty at night.
He's at home at one in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, oh, that's playing. I'm talking about watching, oh like
watching rugby league on a Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, so I thought you're doing about your basketball league.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh no, no, no, no no. Also that though at eight
fuck in the other night it was we had the
eight forty five game. We show up, they go, oh, sorry,
we sent out the wrong alert. Your game is actually
scheduled for eight, so you don't have a game. So
here I am at the fucking YMCA forty five with
no game, dressed like an asshole.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You go work out?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No, absolutely not. I went home in a feral mood
and then was awake for another fucking however long you get.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yourself clean, you have a good meal.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, not even I just so Thursday night rolls around
and I inevitably I chucked the game on ten o'clock.
My awesome, here we go, and then I'm just snoring
by halftime. I can't get through it. So now I
just had to face it and just go look, I'm
not going to be able to get through it. I'm
not going to bother even starting to watch it. I
just go to bed and I wake up in the
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middle of the night and check where my bets have
come in or not.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
As you do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
As you do, yeah, and if they haven't, then I'm
awake for another three hours, pissed off and chasing. But
the thing that annoys me about it is that, like,
that's not a good way to gamble. I like to
gamble on things that I watch. Yeah, I want to
watch be able to watch the game. But the thing is,
I've now got to the point where I have to
watch the Thursday game the next morning. So I would
like and I hate watching the game for the first
time without being able to gamble on it. I'd like
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gambling on replays. I'd like the tear Bee to bring
in gambling on.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Replay problematic, Yeah, a little bit problematic.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I think the biggest problem is obviously.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's like back to the future.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's it's like, yeah, yeah, so where I think we
could fix this, And obviously I'm going to leave this
up to the tear beat actually fix this for me.
But what about if Elon Musk could put plant the
chip in your brain, because you know he's got the
neural link guy. They had the quadriplegic Feller on the
Joe Rogan podcast the other day. He's got the thing
in there and it can tell whether you've actually seen
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the game or not, and whether you know what's going
to happen or not. Wouldn't that make watching replays so
much better?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Or I mean, look, it's not just that though. It's
getting on your phone and looking at a result and
seeing it and seeing, you know, Roger tuvars as Schek
scored a track and then you just get on tab
and go two of us to check three tries and more.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So, then I need the chip in my brain to
connect to my phone and not show me any spoilers.
Put the spoiler alert thing on.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I mean, look, you've had some pretty shit ideas, but
this is up the year. I mean, no, we've never
watched a replay.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I w washa could gamble on this? Blah blah blahho
of course, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I've watched the twenty nineteen Cricket World Cup Final over
and over again, wishing, yeah, for a different result, and
it's always the same.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I watched the twenty eleven game of the Warriors versus
the Melbourne Still in the other day. I'd love to
get gamble on this. I reckon Felini Matato is good
for a try here.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'd still you know, I'd still bet on New Zealand
watching that twenty nineteen Cricket World Cup final. I'd still
wag the house on New Zealand because.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We did win that. That's why. But anyway, yeah, that's
my hardbake sports idea. It's gambling on replace speak.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Speaking of gambling, I don't know if you recalled. Yesterday.
I mentioned to Jason Pine and this is going to
send my round bow credentials through the roof. And that
was the Netherlands game. They won three noil this morning
and I had twelve and a half or more corners
came in.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He did say that was an absolute stab in the
dark based on no real stats.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Still came in.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's not really how credentials work. Now one's going to
be like he took a stab in the dark and
was right, let's follow him in.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
And I was thinking this a lot of corners and
football tweve and a half. I mean, I thought, that's
you know, inspired pantic my round ball punting credentials. I
mean I'm two and.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh yeah, yep, sure, Okay, I'll put it to.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The test this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, all right. This one was sent in from a
Instagram account that goes by the name of Mick Shagar.
Shout out to mix Shagar.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
A lot of interesting names listening, Yeah podcast an't.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
We mixed Shagar? Right, it's monicas. You're well got a
scenario for you that tags off last week's Lebron focused one.
So last week one was what's the oldest you could
beat Lebron? Do you think you'd be able to beat
Lebron in a game of twenty one? But he is
wearing a suit of armor. You get to start with
the ball and Lebron has to play with his visor
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down the whole time, win his ball after scoring. Now,
I've looked up armor weights and it says that the
average weight for a suit of armor weighed about fifteen
to twenty five kilos, which just fucking hear it. Yeah,
But since Lebron is bigger than your average night and
for argument's sake, we'll say he's wearing cuirassia armor. I'm
definitely not.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Pronouncing that right, that chainmail or something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know. Thirty two to forty six kg's that's
what he's given him. There's a lot of waight Lebron
six how much does Lebron weigh? Is he about hunting
one twenty years? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Okay, so this tips him up over one hundred and
sixty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, okay, what do you reckon? He'd be an absolute
motherfucker of the pay. But if he can keep him
forgetting the ball, you could potentially pull off an upset jeers.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, So this is a half court situation, half court
two twenty one.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
If you score, you get the ball back. So in theory,
I think this His theory is if you can just
go on a run, you could potentially My issue.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
My issue is contact. Yeah, if I go for a
layup and Lebron James with a forty six cages of slaps,
the ball follows through and collects me, I'm out for
the count.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, you're in deep shit.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And also you can't he's no there's no body checking.
You can't back into him. He's he's having an armor.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, I mean, he's one hundred and sixty kilos.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He's going to break you in half.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I guess I guess what this comes down to is
can you move faster than Lebron with a forty kilo
suit of armor on.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I think I could move faster, but I don't think
I'll skid around him. Can you imagine, imagine him backing
into you.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
There's no stopping him. Yeah, so as soon as he
gets the ball, there's no stopping him. Yeah, he's got
the visor down. Though he does have the visor down.
But I just think Lebron knows so much about basketball
he could just about play blindfolded.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Could you rattle his cage though, like you now, you
know the with the fires it down, Just bang on
the side of the helmet and a dong. Yeah, try
and disorientate him by like just fucking with his ear drums.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I presume the rules are intact, so he still can't
slap a third in the head.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, you know he's got amor.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Even though he's got a armor on. I just so
I start with the ball. Basically, I have to rattle
off twenty one straight points otherwise I lose.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
He's You're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't think I'm going to do that, because if
he can block me once, you would find out very quickly.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Well, he can't still lift his arm up in the
ear and the armor.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He can see. What's going to happen is he's going
to say, right back off me, standing the paint, I'm
going to shoot miss. Now he's got the ball and
he scores twenty one unanswered points.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, he's going to back into you, lay out, back
into you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Lap Yeah. And then to finish, he's going.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
To go off the backboard and dunk on me, and
it's going to snap and the whole backboard is going
to collapse on you. I don't think. I don't think
there's so many deformities we could give Lebron James and
he would still beat us like one arm, still beat us,
one leg, still beat us, one eye.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Three feet tall, but he was still Lebron James. Well
three feet tall.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I reckon I could boss him, okay, three feet small.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Three that husb Buller size. Yeah, a little bit taller now.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I reckon. If he's got the same lemon chins as
his Husbuller, it's just Lebron James. I'll take him because
that basketball is about the size of him, half of them.
He won't be no way.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, it'd be quick, though, woudn't he Oh yeah, it'd
be super quick.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. He wouldn't be able to
get the ball up under the knit. No, but any
other any other deformity like one eye, one ear, half
a face, whatever, one arm, one leg. He's he's still
beating it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, I think the suit of armor is like forty
What did he say? The average suit of armor was
fifteen to twenty five kg. I could not move in
that thing.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Well, usually you're on the back of a horse, so,
ain't it. Oh true, So you're not. It's not like
it's not Monty Python. You're not going through someone with
a couple of coconuts behind you walking through the forest.
You're on the back of a stallion.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah right, yeah, h you're down there in the paint
going to work. That's pretty heavan. No, I don't think
I could do it. I don't think I could beat Lebron.
James is in a suit of armor. I almost think
the suit of arm is gonna help. It's going to
help him if he's got the ball for sure. Yeah, yeah, no,
there's no way. Let us know what you think on
the old voicemail function, and we'll get to those tomorrow.
Let's take a quick break and let's get to today's
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Speaker 4 (21:32):
Heads football here's own goals should Rugby own tries. Let's
say if your force ground the ball in your own
end goal, it's two point Sam don't know all right, wrote.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I think the problem with that is the game's going
to devolve into just grubbering into the end goal. Yeah,
because if you grub it into the end goal, more
often than not, someone's going to ground it and then
that's all that's going to be happening. You're going to
be gambling on the other team scoring an own goal.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I think the equivalent of an own goal is a
penalty try, isn't it. Uh Yeah, pretty match, because you
have you've forced, you have forced the other team has
scored a try. No one's actually scored it, but it's
your fault.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, or I know. To me, it's like the intercept
try one hundred meter intercep try.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's an own goal.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, that's true. An intercept or a penalty try.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It is more it's deflating. Yeah, I just don't think
because I remember, you know, there would always be one
kid when you were growing up, playing like jab rugby
who just got the ball, was completely disorientated and would
run back to your own try line unopposed. But I
think I'm the greatest rugby player of all time. No,
you've scored on our line. I think that would be
(22:45):
an absolute killer. Also, I don't think anyone that supports
a football team likes the fact that there are own goals,
you know.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, And often the own goals is a deflection as well.
It's very really that it's a pass back or Yeah,
it's usually some sort of deflection off a heater that's
been trying to be cleared, or.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's a ricochet. Yeah. It does happen in basketball as well.
Every now and then comes off someone's head or someone
accidentally tips it trying to get the rebound. Yeah, from
time to time it's happened. Maybe twice in the NBA,
someone's just genuinely shut it on the wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Hope, and so who gets the points?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The closest defender gets attributed to the points. Yeah, it's
a bit of a bit of a yeah bizar one,
but yeah, I just don't think the scoring mechanism works
for Rugby. Another call here, yours please over the.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Fuck South Canterbury, fuck are by Heart that hot city?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Call us the same fuck you counts.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Hey, I see it hot city, hot city or hot Valley.
I said, it's just all the same thing. It's like
Hamilton Est, Hamilton West or whatever. It's hot city. I
don't know, hat city. I don't know if it's a city.
Is it a city? It's Wellington to Lincoln City and
you've got Hot Valley as a suburb.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, that's how i'd look at it. Yeah, a conglomeration.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, Well, obviously there's a bit of a divide between
the twenty South or lower Heart and nupper Heart.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh, South and North. Another caller here, you're.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh, look at a Mania and Jay Lane. It's true
out of Hens here, the home of Sport in New Zealand. Hey,
have you ever put a chocolate bar and a jug
of bear on like a Sunday session or record session?
And well, it looks exactly like a like a cable.
Someone's laid cable in there. And then I tell anyone
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and maybe the younger fella drunk it. Anyway, have you
got any fresh ideas for sort of your cordies?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Okay, off there, Yeah, he's cut off. You know, I
can see what he's thinking there. Women, We used to
do something similar. We used to use picnic bars, though
is a bit more nutty, yeah, and lugger yeah, but
a little bit looked a little bit more uh, more
like your your kind of grogan rather than your straight
chocolate bar. You know. We used toss them and to
the public pool situation, and then they'd evacuate it, and
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then one person would dive in and guy'll sort it out,
picks it up in their hand and then eats it,
and then watching people just vomb everywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So yeah, you must have been involved in the fear
of your court sessions in your time.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, I mean, look, probably the worst one, the worst
punishment I've ever heard of in a court session was
something called freckle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
How does freckle work?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
This is? I mean, if you're eating right now, or
you've got kids in the car, maybe just press pause
and come back to it. But freckle involves someone laying
some fecal matter on a flat surface all the high
fiber diet and then you'll need a cricket bat. And
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then three or four members of the team would then
kneel around said fecal metal with their hands behind their back,
close their eyes, and then another member of the team
would slam the cricket bat into the fecal matter, and
whoever had the most amount of freckles would adamore MYA
(26:11):
is just not happy. He's not feeling well. He's just
shaking his head. He's not happy with that. But yeah,
that's freckle like would I mean heind's the home of
sport in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
If you can get freckle back on the map of
anywhere anywhere, can Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
You need a shower.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's so gross, that's so gross. We've just I literally
have spent Monday and Tuesday thing and then a dog
shit on my shoes and it turned out it was
this box that we had sitting in our office smelled
like shit.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I've signed white fan cricket bats. Sign if you want ms,
if you want one, We've got a lot of them.
The box that smells like we'll see you the bat.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
But I'm so glad I got rid of that box
now before that, because if I was still smelling that
and and I'd heard that story, I'd be absolutely disgusting.
Another caller here, please cleanse my palet.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I'll get a twelve toesment iron jul Jkre from Mealing
Station with Kenny aka Chubs from the herewood acc Golf Open. Hey,
could you guys try and name it starting Rugby League
thirteen out of New Zealand Union players. Thoughts feelings are
Southern Stags. Heinz this weekend taking away require at Require
(27:23):
two forty five if you can make it at the
required domain. Fuck South Canterbury completely.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Chubs. I love Chubbs. He won best Stressed at the
golf opened down in christ. They came. One of them
came as Chubs. That one of them came as obviously
epic Gilmore and his candy, you know, the his Keddy as.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well, the big meat head.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, so it was they were. They won Bestress by
a way, and apologies. He did have a wooden hand
and forced the can of Expertultra into his hand and
mat snapped the thumb off, So sorry about that. Anyway,
that question you might have to revisit another podcast around.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I don't think we could do it a.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
League team made up of union players. You want to
have to go to.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Now passively or to see it prop.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It would be powerful, I think, Taki, I think the
front row would be good. Takyaha.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Are we going just New Zealanders?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say Antoine's a pond
at nine would be absolutely excellent.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
No, I reckon we just go to New Zealanders.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Tossy as a prop. Who did you say the other one?
Tokyo is the other prop? Yeah? Your hooker would be
someone I would probably. I would like to go Roy
Guard if I could, but I gotta be honest. Teacher Tava, Yeah,
I'll put in there. So then your second rowers you're
wide running forwards.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I don't know chuck Summer Penny female female, because he
would he he would he some see next Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Mothersome people, and then I'd probably chuck in like Artie Savia.
Oh yeah, it's one of the other ones. Yeah, we
know have him at thirteen. Who's a good ball playing No,
I'd have Hoskins two to a thirteen. He'd be an
excellent ball player there. And here you've got in the
half has to be Damien McKenzie. Are we going to
allow Richiemonger? Yep, okay, Damian McKenzie, Richie Moonger. Then into
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your centers, I would probably give you.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, probably Rico. Yeah, I'd probably go Rico. What about
you got Jordi Barrett and Doughbro? Would you have Jordi
Barrett at fullback?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'd have Jordy Barrett at fullback. I had a dough
Bro as your other second rower.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Sorry, center, that's Antonine a Brown by the way. Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
And then on the wings, I would go Caayleb Clark
would be one of them. As you need dudes who
can take it out of your your own yardage. If
Lesta fining Nuku was still around, it'd probably be him.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Savid Piece or you want someone bigger.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Maybe a little bit bigger than sevid Piece because if
you got him on one wing dropping bombs on him
all night.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Josh Morby, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
He's handy, he is handy, he's safe, he's safe, he's
a big bastard. Or Nadawa am Oni Nadawa is yeah
money Na seems like a league winger as well. We've
done it done, they said it couldn't be done. Another
call here yours please?
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Yeah, lads just might can't here just in reference to
the Formula chat al three Botas, You guys need to
check him out. I think he would be your absolute
cup of tea, checkouts and stuff. Check out this on
He's he's basically an Aussie now, which you know we
(30:31):
might hate, but check him out. He's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I have actually like since Botas, since he left Mercedes
because he was behind Lewis Hamilton for years, you know,
came second, just made everything. He suddenly kind of found
himself and his Instagram he is basically taking the pest now.
He's like died his here blonde. He was stroking his mullet.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
He's gonna mullet. He's gonna mustache.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, he's got a mustage. He spent some time in
New Zealand. He was out and over a wahiki over summer,
knocking about. Yeah. He he looks like a good time.
He does, and he he knows that he's not going
to be champion and so he is just loving life,
milking the Formula one, the Formula Oh no, I if
(31:17):
you haven't checked out as his social it's pretty funny.
I think he spends most of his time just filming reels.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And taking the past. Yeah, I did. I checked it
out this morning. He is I don't know where he's from,
some sort of Scandinavian or genuine. Yeah, he's into his
ice hockey. So he announced the NHL season roster though, like,
here's all the games. I'm going to do it because
I'm fast. I'll do it as fast as possible, and
he just like flicked the screen and all of the
eighty two games. It's like the Earth thanks for coming.
(31:43):
But I also checked out he did another video. It
was called Doctor Valterie, and it was people would send
in any issues that they had and he would answer
them for him. I've got a bit of audio from that.
This is Doctor Valterie.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Dear.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I've always had had to be a big spoon, but
I want to be little help. It's an interesting one.
I think most people in their life they feel like
I'm not the right side school. Like sometimes I want
to be a medium someone. I want to big school.
Sometimes I want to be a small school. You're just
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going to be what you are.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Accessible.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
If you feel like you're a small school, you're a
small school.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I find that very motivational for me if you want
a bit you know, as did if you want to
be a small spot.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
But I love it. He does it with a just
full dead pain as well.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah. Yeah, I think if you asked Lewis Hamilton there,
he wouldn't have answered it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I don't think anyone on that grid have answered that.
He is by far and away the loosest cat on
that grid.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah. I think if anyone could sway me to Formula one,
it might be doctor VELTERI yeah, all right, that'll do
us for today for a Wednesday edition, Tomorrow Thursday edition.
I believe we may be trying to talk to mccony.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, we're gonna have a chat to mcconey hopefully that.
I think the team gets announced to get Now today
in your back Team.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's announced tomorrow at about eleven thirty. Oh, that's something
I wanted to address on this podcast. Just before we wrap,
did silence from my informants in the camp.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I've lost you've lost your touch.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I think Razor has clamped everything down. I think Fozzy
had a bit of a looser ship, but now ras
has just been like shut everything down. I'm not telling anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Maybe Races, I reckon ras is gone for the angle
that no one knows what he's going to do. Yes,
he's one person who's picked the team. Everyone's everyone's put
their cases forward to him, but he hasn't actually released.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It, and so no one knows until he does it. Correct. Yeah,
that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's the way to go, because you've got different coaches
are responsible for different positions, now, aren't they. I think
he's inside the outside backs. They've put their nominations forward
to him and their case and he's gone, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
For your your thorns possions.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'll let you know when I announced the team.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
And I actually don't think he knows until he announces it.
You know, he says he doesn't do well with scripts,
and he doesn't. He does better off the cuff. I
think he's going to name the team off the cuff.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
There'll be hilariou, especially if he forgot someone's name, because
you know, every now and then you have brain fade
and he got on the right wing.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Who do they have Is it Christian Leo Willies in
their team or is.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It Walker Leo who in the Hurricanes?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, and the Crusaders willing Leo Willie he forgot
his name last last year, just before he named him,
and he's like, we got the eight Leo Willie.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, I reckon there would be great if he announces
it like that with no piece of paper and get
demo first five tige him, who's our noodle? Jordie? Just
gonna stumble your way through it, just trying to recollect it.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, So we'll be recording with mccaroniy tomorrow, get his thoughts.
We actually might be before the team naming, so we
might have to get him to predict it. And then
Friday we're going to be down in dneed it yes,
for the pregame ahead of the All Blacks game.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, that's all right. We're going to be there. Get
down where's it in and the it's the Hensick Kensington
from midday on Saturday. We've got Mitch James playing. Obviously,
we've got Richie Moe on the Richies Export Express. Get
down there from midday. You know, limited tickets for the bus,
so make sure you get there early. It's going to
be doing runs backwards and forwards to the stadium. We've
(35:20):
got a bunch of prizes to give aways. Well, plus
I think we're going to visit a few flats and
drop off a few Leader in z Lazaga toppers and
some refreshments on the on the Friday Brilliance. So drop
us a DM. If you want us to come past
your flat and stock up your freezer and your fridge,
let us know otherwise.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning Lane. On the second page of your rundown, there, yeah,
there is a photo of a man's thighs. Two pretty
impressive tattoos on there.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
One looks like the Ta Tata logo on the beer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's a samurai with like Sourn's eye on it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I think, oh, yeah, that's right, Okay, I can see
it now, took you. I had to explain it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And what looks like cocaine beer on the other side
does look like cocaine beer, doesn't it. Have you ever
seen this man's thighs before? Have you ever seen these
tattoos before? No? This is the guy who had who
was asked by the NRAL to cover up his thigh
tattoos the other day. Remember the shed and die snort
cocaine Fuck. Yeah, he's been asked by the NRL. Have
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you on any future in this game you have to
cover those up? So he's taken himself a trip to
Barley for a week and he's covered them up.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Is this an.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Improvement, I'm not sure. Cocaine beer, I quite like the
Samurai with the Eye of sar On kind of to
a Tata. Yeah, not so much. Na, I mean I can,
I can like the beer. I can deal with.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
This might be the best life decision this man's ever
made in his life.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, because how many other bad decisions did he make?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know, it's outrageous. I went on to his Instagram
to try and find him. I've forgotten his name already,
but just to try and see what was going on
there because it was a post. He put that post
up obviously on his Instagram story, but it's it's not
doesn't live on on the grid, So I think he
wants to put that chapter behind. Okay, Yeah, do you
think this helps or hinders his career? It's gonna help
(01:50):
because I think that it's it's very rugby league, this
whole thing. Oh, it's so rugby league. They don't care
the initial Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I mean, if he can, if he can fold scene
next tuesdays, yeah, and get yards don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, that's and this is exactly the kind of player
that they want.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, if he's if he's if he's outstanding at post
contact meters, yeah, then he's in. If he's got a
good completion rate, yeah, absolutely, Well he's covered up there.
What was it? Snort lines? And I think the other
one was quite homophobic.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Very homophobic. It looked like Matthew Richard tattooed under it
stole all of your takes the other day on the podcast. Yeah, no,
we diagress, but anyway, Yeah, so anyway, the weird part
about it is that he posted that onto his Instagram
story and the caption was gone but not forgotten. Look
(02:44):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's just he was almost there. Yeah, Yeah, he was
almost there and covering them up and like and admitting
it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, but he sucked it up, I know. And the
thing is this is gonna It's the problem is he's
that photo of those tattoos of him playing in a
show Jersey, and if he ever makes the nurl, they're
just going to resurface again.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, it's going to Well, let's put a comparison up.
We'll put it back up online, a comparison of would
you rather, Yeah, would you rather cocaine? Bear and the
I of sarn or just a couple of drug fueled
homophobic slogans.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah I suspect these went so breathe it. Sticking with
rugby league, both both Mark take two Both Mark no
Wanga need to wass there, get that into you and
Carter Gordon have been granted early releases from their Rugby
Australia contracts because obviously Super Rugby is over. Neither of
them got picked into the Wallabies, so they are out
of there, so they've got early releases from their contracts
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that join free to join their respective NRL clubs this season.
The only caveat is that Mark is going to the
Olympics with the sevens team, so he won't be able
to join the Roosters until after that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Or he's going to be a handy sevens.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Player because he is Carl Wick quite big. Yes, yeah,
he is outstanding. So yeah, he's off to the Olympics
to himself a medal. Then he's going to come back
and to rugby league where he presumably will make an
absolute bomb with the with the Roosters card of Gordon's
going straight to the Q Cup. Yep, they're going to
try and figure out how to play him because he
he signed with the Titans, who are back to the
(04:12):
bottom of the tin in the NRL, and they're all
both teams are talking about how it's just about, you know,
getting their heads around the rules of the game. It's
not about getting them into the NRAL bullshit. It's definitely
about getting them into the NRL.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now, they must have a plan around Cardi Gordon. You
don't just sign a first five from Rugby without a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think the plan is just to fuck over Rugby.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, I think that's a Valens Yeah, a big deck landis.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, I reckon that, just like, let's screw you and
let's just poach all of their players. Look, if he
works out, he works out. If he doesn't, he doesn't,
who cares? They don't. Yeah, I don't know where he
would play in the halves.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I presume you still think that's it's still there, immature.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh absolutely yes. The more I've worked in sports media,
the more I realized that that's exactly what it's like.
It's like, oh, now we're we're the We're the big
decks here on where the dis here. It's all of
that shit. Anytime you see someone making a decision around,
particularly rugby Union but also rugby leg You're like, why
would they do that? It's just to fund someone else
over Why did Pedicus so call it? Only play one
(05:12):
game for the All Blacks and they never play again
so we don't have to play them at the World
Cup and Peter.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Fit of cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, the cheese although he has.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's gone back and he's back in there now. Yeah,
but he remember he only played like a minute. Remember
he came on for a minute, and which put back
any chances of him playing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
For his And then people are always like, no, they
wouldn't be that petty. It's like, okay, what's your excuse,
what's your reason? No, I don't know. Well, then it's
the pee.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It's a cap. It's a cap. You get a cap. Yeah,
or automatically, if you get an All Black Caps you
play one minute or fifty games, automatically your price goes up.
In Japan and Europe, Oh yeah, I think maybe I'm
going to say it was that he did wanted to
increase his value.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And rugby Union wanted to increase a player's value. Absolutely
not the Tall Blacks. By the way, speaking of Olympics,
they are in their qualifying tournament, and boy is this
a tough ask. They are playing Croatia overnight, so two
point thirty am our time. Croatia have a bloke by
the name of Mario Hezonja who's been balling out for
(06:17):
Real Madrid over there. I love the way they do that,
by the way, how they have the clubs like we
had someone ringing the other day and say we should
have like the chiefs should also be the name of
the netball team, should be, the hockey team, the cricket team,
and it all plays under the chiefs. They do that
in Europe. So Real Madrid has a basketball team in
there in the EuroLeague. Anyway, they've got a guy in
there who's ball and now he used to play in
(06:38):
the NBA. They're going, that's stacked with NBA players. Croatia are.
And even if we beat them, then tomorrow night we
play Slovenia who have Luka Doncic, the Luka Doncic, the
one and only Luka Doncic, So we're a fear fuck.
Even if we get through that, we then go into
the next round, at which point we have to face Greece,
who have the Greek freak.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
They are both Greek freaks.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here, there's only one Greek freak.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
There only one Greek free. Is there another one.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They've only They've only ever produced one freak, the Greek,
the Grease anyway, So that is what the tour backs
have to deal with overnight. Okay, well, I mean will
be sitting your alarm for two thirty am.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I will set my alarm at two thirty am.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
If they do a hacker they do, they do, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I'm definitely because my highlight is watching the tall Blacks
do the harker, because it's there's something mildly unusual about
a group of men doing a harker on a court
yep on the hardwood, on the hardwood, and because the
kind of thumping of the feet echoes a little bit louder,
and also the mass confusion from the teams they're playing,
(07:44):
because we usually rip the harker out. It's usually league
or rugby, and it's been happening for so many years
that teams know what it is. They know it is,
and they want it, they expect it. Fans love it.
Whereas you play this, when you're playing the Croatian fans
will be.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Like, what the fuck is this. Well, there was a
shocker a few years ago. We played against the USA
and they were like, what the fuck is this? Dudes
were laughing at the huker in the middle of it.
It's like it was one of the more embarrassing ones.
This is exactly why the black Caps don't do a
hucker because it would look ridiculous. And that about seven
feg tall.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I mean, look, it would be intimidating if if you've
got a seven foot tall dude coming out here and
a full blond hacker.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, if they weren't, if they weren't so gumby, yes maybe,
but this is why every rugby team around the country
knows this. You put the gumby dudes up the back
so people don't see them. Yeah, there's no way to
hide and you're all gumby.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Because imagine if you had Lebron James coming at you
in a full hawker shoot off.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh yeah, it'll be terrifying. But that's not what it is.
It's ed book, So yeah they I mean they could
do it. This would be a massive upset. I think
I think that world basketball has gotten so much better.
We're a long cry from the two thousand and four
when we went to the the top four.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We teem to do okay in the Cup and the
representing Oceania and we get to the World Cup, cougar
Ball World Champs. Yeah, it could be a little bit
of that, and it's a bit harder to get into
the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I just think that over the last few years, the
best players in the world are no longer all from
the US, where it used to be just the US
and then everyone else was a little bit sort of
you know, on par and now it's like Greek freak.
You got Luka Doncic. Yeah, you get dudes from all
over the world. Joel Embiid who's from Cameroon but as
playing for the US this year.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So you mentioned it before that this is to qualify
for the Olympics. The Olympic starts in about three and
a half weeks. Yeah, it's a nightmare for so that
the logistics person working at the New Zealand Olympic. Yeah, met,
he must be Please please don't pease, don't win, Please
don't win, because you're gonna no flights have been booked,
accommodations sorted. You're in the village. Yeah, you're in the
rue Deathon, which, let's be honest, it would be worth
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getting to in the City of Love. Oh Deffinitely the
Parisian Olympic Village. Any Olympic village you ever going to
go to, this would be the one in there. But
you've still got a lot of logistics organized. You've got
to get a whole team support staff. You've probably got
to kick them out too. They've got to get their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Do they have Olympic uniforms sit out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well that's the thing because they're big units.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And I saw yesterday that the Olympic team sent out
all of the kit for all of the people that
are going to the Olympics. Well what about people that
haven't qualified? Yeah, like these guys, are they presuming that
the tall blacks aren't going to get in? Have they
printed out any uniforms? How do they manage to get
them in? It's like a few years ago when the
breakers Burger King pulled out of sponsoring them. They couldn't
(10:34):
print any more uniforms. They didn't have a sponsored or
affording new uniforms.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
They just had to have the fucking thing on anyway,
I reckon they're backing on them, not qualifying. I reckon
they're sitting there and they're not going to qualify, so
that's not worry about it. It's a bit like when
Auckland City qualified in the Club World Cup and I
was working there and they said they're going to lose
their first game, and even management had their flights booked
back to Auckland the next day. Yeah, and they won,
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and they're like back and they had to scramble accommodation
flights and then they won again and the qualified, so
they had to put the flights off twice.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
People were calling in trying to extend their leave because
our plumbers and lawyers and accounts, so they're all on
the blower trying to get extended lee to stay on
longer in WW.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Look, you're not going to believe this with one again,
so we're going to be I think because that that's
a story that comes out quite often in sports media.
It's like, oh, did you know that they actually had
their flights book for the next day. They always do, Yeah,
because you can't book them on that day if you
accidentally lose. I hold them.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I tell you who didn't have their flights booked at
the end of qualifying and that is the black Caps.
I guarantee they didn't have their book, their flights book
for the day after playing Papua New Guinea. No, so
that would have been a scramble as well.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, a couple of extra days in the Caribbean been
wouldn't have been too bad. All right. We have got
a two for one half back sports idea here for
a Wednesday because we've got one through from Alista. So
we're going to take a quick break when we come back,
a little two for one action on the half baked
sports ideas.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Half ba sports iDeer.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Greatly appreciate people sending half baked sports ideas through. This
one was sent directly to me on Instagram. And actually
we'll get to my one first because look, I just
I need your help with this one. First one my idea.
Second one listener submitted my idea is I am too
old now to make it through the Thursday night game
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of league without falling asleep that starts at ten o'clock.
Come ten forty. I'm out. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, well, that's like, I mean, that is like a
lot of social leagues. I mean, Joe Jury sometimes hes
ice hockey doesn't kick off till ten thirty at night.
He's at home at one in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, oh, that's playing. I'm talking about watching, oh like
watching rugby league on a Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, so I thought you're doing about your basketball league.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh no, no, no, no no. Also that though at eight
fuck in the other night it was we had the
eight forty five game. We show up, they go, oh, sorry,
we sent out the wrong alert. Your game is actually
scheduled for eight, so you don't have a game. So
here I am at the fucking YMCA forty five with
no game, dressed like an asshole.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You go work out?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No, absolutely not. I went home in a feral mood
and then was awake for another fucking however long you get.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yourself clean, you have a good meal.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, not even I just so Thursday night rolls around
and I inevitably I chucked the game on ten o'clock.
My awesome, here we go, and then I'm just snoring
by halftime. I can't get through it. So now I
just had to face it and just go look, I'm
not going to be able to get through it. I'm
not going to bother even starting to watch it. I
just go to bed and I wake up in the
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middle of the night and check where my bets have
come in or not.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
As you do.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
As you do, yeah, and if they haven't, then I'm
awake for another three hours, pissed off and chasing. But
the thing that annoys me about it is that, like,
that's not a good way to gamble. I like to
gamble on things that I watch. Yeah, I want to
watch be able to watch the game. But the thing is,
I've now got to the point where I have to
watch the Thursday game the next morning. So I would
like and I hate watching the game for the first
time without being able to gamble on it. I'd like
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gambling on replays. I'd like the tear Bee to bring
in gambling on.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Replay problematic, Yeah, a little bit problematic.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I think the biggest problem is obviously.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's like back to the future.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's it's like, yeah, yeah, so where I think we
could fix this, And obviously I'm going to leave this
up to the tear beat actually fix this for me.
But what about if Elon Musk could put plant the
chip in your brain, because you know he's got the
neural link guy. They had the quadriplegic Feller on the
Joe Rogan podcast the other day. He's got the thing
in there and it can tell whether you've actually seen
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the game or not, and whether you know what's going
to happen or not. Wouldn't that make watching replays so
much better?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Or I mean, look, it's not just that though. It's
getting on your phone and looking at a result and
seeing it and seeing, you know, Roger tuvars as Schek
scored a track and then you just get on tab
and go two of us to check three tries and more.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So, then I need the chip in my brain to
connect to my phone and not show me any spoilers.
Put the spoiler alert thing on.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I mean, look, you've had some pretty shit ideas, but
this is up the year. I mean, no, we've never
watched a replay.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I w washa could gamble on this? Blah blah blahho
of course, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I've watched the twenty nineteen Cricket World Cup Final over
and over again, wishing, yeah, for a different result, and
it's always the same.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I watched the twenty eleven game of the Warriors versus
the Melbourne Still in the other day. I'd love to
get gamble on this. I reckon Felini Matato is good
for a try here.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'd still you know, I'd still bet on New Zealand
watching that twenty nineteen Cricket World Cup final. I'd still
wag the house on New Zealand because.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We did win that. That's why. But anyway, yeah, that's
my hardbake sports idea. It's gambling on replace speak.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Speaking of gambling, I don't know if you recalled. Yesterday.
I mentioned to Jason Pine and this is going to
send my round bow credentials through the roof. And that
was the Netherlands game. They won three noil this morning
and I had twelve and a half or more corners
came in.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He did say that was an absolute stab in the
dark based on no real stats.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Still came in.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
That's not really how credentials work. Now one's going to
be like he took a stab in the dark and
was right, let's follow him in.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
And I was thinking this a lot of corners and
football tweve and a half. I mean, I thought, that's
you know, inspired pantic my round ball punting credentials. I
mean I'm two and.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh yeah, yep, sure, Okay, I'll put it to.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The test this weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, all right. This one was sent in from a
Instagram account that goes by the name of Mick Shagar.
Shout out to mix Shagar.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
A lot of interesting names listening, Yeah podcast an't.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
We mixed Shagar? Right, it's monicas. You're well got a
scenario for you that tags off last week's Lebron focused one.
So last week one was what's the oldest you could
beat Lebron? Do you think you'd be able to beat
Lebron in a game of twenty one? But he is
wearing a suit of armor. You get to start with
the ball and Lebron has to play with his visor
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down the whole time, win his ball after scoring. Now,
I've looked up armor weights and it says that the
average weight for a suit of armor weighed about fifteen
to twenty five kilos, which just fucking hear it. Yeah,
But since Lebron is bigger than your average night and
for argument's sake, we'll say he's wearing cuirassia armor. I'm
definitely not.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Pronouncing that right, that chainmail or something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't know. Thirty two to forty six kg's that's
what he's given him. There's a lot of waight Lebron
six how much does Lebron weigh? Is he about hunting
one twenty years? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Okay, so this tips him up over one hundred and
sixty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, okay, what do you reckon? He'd be an absolute
motherfucker of the pay. But if he can keep him
forgetting the ball, you could potentially pull off an upset jeers.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, So this is a half court situation, half court
two twenty one.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
If you score, you get the ball back. So in theory,
I think this His theory is if you can just
go on a run, you could potentially My issue.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
My issue is contact. Yeah, if I go for a
layup and Lebron James with a forty six cages of slaps,
the ball follows through and collects me, I'm out for
the count.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, you're in deep shit.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And also you can't he's no there's no body checking.
You can't back into him. He's he's having an armor.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, I mean, he's one hundred and sixty kilos.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He's going to break you in half.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I guess I guess what this comes down to is
can you move faster than Lebron with a forty kilo
suit of armor on.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I think I could move faster, but I don't think
I'll skid around him. Can you imagine, imagine him backing
into you.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
There's no stopping him. Yeah, so as soon as he
gets the ball, there's no stopping him. Yeah, he's got
the visor down. Though he does have the visor down.
But I just think Lebron knows so much about basketball
he could just about play blindfolded.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Could you rattle his cage though, like you now, you
know the with the fires it down, Just bang on
the side of the helmet and a dong. Yeah, try
and disorientate him by like just fucking with his ear drums.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I presume the rules are intact, so he still can't
slap a third in the head.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, you know he's got amor.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Even though he's got a armor on. I just so
I start with the ball. Basically, I have to rattle
off twenty one straight points otherwise I lose.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
He's You're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't think I'm going to do that, because if
he can block me once, you would find out very quickly.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Well, he can't still lift his arm up in the
ear and the armor.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He can see. What's going to happen is he's going
to say, right back off me, standing the paint, I'm
going to shoot miss. Now he's got the ball and
he scores twenty one unanswered points.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, he's going to back into you, lay out, back
into you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Lap Yeah. And then to finish, he's going.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
To go off the backboard and dunk on me, and
it's going to snap and the whole backboard is going
to collapse on you. I don't think. I don't think
there's so many deformities we could give Lebron James and
he would still beat us like one arm, still beat us,
one leg, still beat us, one eye.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Three feet tall, but he was still Lebron James. Well
three feet tall.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I reckon I could boss him, okay, three feet small.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Three that husb Buller size. Yeah, a little bit taller now.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I reckon. If he's got the same lemon chins as
his Husbuller, it's just Lebron James. I'll take him because
that basketball is about the size of him, half of them.
He won't be no way.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, it'd be quick, though, woudn't he Oh yeah, it'd
be super quick.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. He wouldn't be able to
get the ball up under the knit. No, but any
other any other deformity like one eye, one ear, half
a face, whatever, one arm, one leg. He's he's still
beating it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, I think the suit of armor is like forty
What did he say? The average suit of armor was
fifteen to twenty five kg. I could not move in
that thing.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Well, usually you're on the back of a horse, so,
ain't it. Oh true, So you're not. It's not like
it's not Monty Python. You're not going through someone with
a couple of coconuts behind you walking through the forest.
You're on the back of a stallion.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah right, yeah, h you're down there in the paint
going to work. That's pretty heavan. No, I don't think
I could do it. I don't think I could beat Lebron.
James is in a suit of armor. I almost think
the suit of arm is gonna help. It's going to
help him if he's got the ball for sure. Yeah, yeah, no,
there's no way. Let us know what you think on
the old voicemail function, and we'll get to those tomorrow.
Let's take a quick break and let's get to today's
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Speaker 4 (21:32):
Heads football here's own goals should Rugby own tries. Let's
say if your force ground the ball in your own
end goal, it's two point Sam don't know all right, wrote.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I think the problem with that is the game's going
to devolve into just grubbering into the end goal. Yeah,
because if you grub it into the end goal, more
often than not, someone's going to ground it and then
that's all that's going to be happening. You're going to
be gambling on the other team scoring an own goal.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I think the equivalent of an own goal is a
penalty try, isn't it. Uh Yeah, pretty match, because you
have you've forced, you have forced the other team has
scored a try. No one's actually scored it, but it's
your fault.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, or I know. To me, it's like the intercept
try one hundred meter intercep try.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's an own goal.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, that's true. An intercept or a penalty try.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It is more it's deflating. Yeah, I just don't think
because I remember, you know, there would always be one
kid when you were growing up, playing like jab rugby
who just got the ball, was completely disorientated and would
run back to your own try line unopposed. But I
think I'm the greatest rugby player of all time. No,
you've scored on our line. I think that would be
(22:45):
an absolute killer. Also, I don't think anyone that supports
a football team likes the fact that there are own goals,
you know.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, And often the own goals is a deflection as well.
It's very really that it's a pass back or Yeah,
it's usually some sort of deflection off a heater that's
been trying to be cleared, or.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's a ricochet. Yeah. It does happen in basketball as well.
Every now and then comes off someone's head or someone
accidentally tips it trying to get the rebound. Yeah, from
time to time it's happened. Maybe twice in the NBA,
someone's just genuinely shut it on the wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Hope, and so who gets the points?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The closest defender gets attributed to the points. Yeah, it's
a bit of a bit of a yeah bizar one,
but yeah, I just don't think the scoring mechanism works
for Rugby. Another call here, yours please over the.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Fuck South Canterbury, fuck are by Heart that hot city?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Call us the same fuck you counts.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Hey, I see it hot city, hot city or hot Valley.
I said, it's just all the same thing. It's like
Hamilton Est, Hamilton West or whatever. It's hot city. I
don't know, hat city. I don't know if it's a city.
Is it a city? It's Wellington to Lincoln City and
you've got Hot Valley as a suburb.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, that's how i'd look at it. Yeah, a conglomeration.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, Well, obviously there's a bit of a divide between
the twenty South or lower Heart and nupper Heart.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh, South and North. Another caller here, you're.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Oh, look at a Mania and Jay Lane. It's true
out of Hens here, the home of Sport in New Zealand. Hey,
have you ever put a chocolate bar and a jug
of bear on like a Sunday session or record session?
And well, it looks exactly like a like a cable.
Someone's laid cable in there. And then I tell anyone
(24:32):
and maybe the younger fella drunk it. Anyway, have you
got any fresh ideas for sort of your cordies?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Okay, off there, Yeah, he's cut off. You know, I
can see what he's thinking there. Women, We used to
do something similar. We used to use picnic bars, though
is a bit more nutty, yeah, and lugger yeah, but
a little bit looked a little bit more uh, more
like your your kind of grogan rather than your straight
chocolate bar. You know. We used toss them and to
the public pool situation, and then they'd evacuate it, and
(25:03):
then one person would dive in and guy'll sort it out,
picks it up in their hand and then eats it,
and then watching people just vomb everywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So yeah, you must have been involved in the fear
of your court sessions in your time.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, I mean, look, probably the worst one, the worst
punishment I've ever heard of in a court session was
something called freckle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
How does freckle work?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
This is? I mean, if you're eating right now, or
you've got kids in the car, maybe just press pause
and come back to it. But freckle involves someone laying
some fecal matter on a flat surface all the high
fiber diet and then you'll need a cricket bat. And
(25:46):
then three or four members of the team would then
kneel around said fecal metal with their hands behind their back,
close their eyes, and then another member of the team
would slam the cricket bat into the fecal matter, and
whoever had the most amount of freckles would adamore MYA
(26:11):
is just not happy. He's not feeling well. He's just
shaking his head. He's not happy with that. But yeah,
that's freckle like would I mean heind's the home of
sport in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
If you can get freckle back on the map of
anywhere anywhere, can Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
You need a shower.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's so gross, that's so gross. We've just I literally
have spent Monday and Tuesday thing and then a dog
shit on my shoes and it turned out it was
this box that we had sitting in our office smelled
like shit.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I've signed white fan cricket bats. Sign if you want ms,
if you want one, We've got a lot of them.
The box that smells like we'll see you the bat.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
But I'm so glad I got rid of that box
now before that, because if I was still smelling that
and and I'd heard that story, I'd be absolutely disgusting.
Another caller here, please cleanse my palet.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I'll get a twelve toesment iron jul Jkre from Mealing
Station with Kenny aka Chubs from the herewood acc Golf Open. Hey,
could you guys try and name it starting Rugby League
thirteen out of New Zealand Union players. Thoughts feelings are
Southern Stags. Heinz this weekend taking away require at Require
(27:23):
two forty five if you can make it at the
required domain. Fuck South Canterbury completely.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Chubs. I love Chubbs. He won best Stressed at the
golf opened down in christ. They came. One of them
came as Chubs. That one of them came as obviously
epic Gilmore and his candy, you know, the his Keddy as.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well, the big meat head.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, so it was they were. They won Bestress by
a way, and apologies. He did have a wooden hand
and forced the can of Expertultra into his hand and
mat snapped the thumb off, So sorry about that. Anyway,
that question you might have to revisit another podcast around.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I don't think we could do it a.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
League team made up of union players. You want to
have to go to.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Now passively or to see it prop.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It would be powerful, I think, Taki, I think the
front row would be good. Takyaha.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Are we going just New Zealanders?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, okay, because I was gonna say Antoine's a pond
at nine would be absolutely excellent.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
No, I reckon we just go to New Zealanders.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Tossy as a prop. Who did you say the other one?
Tokyo is the other prop? Yeah? Your hooker would be
someone I would probably. I would like to go Roy
Guard if I could, but I gotta be honest. Teacher Tava, Yeah,
I'll put in there. So then your second rowers you're
wide running forwards.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I don't know chuck Summer Penny female female, because he
would he he would he some see next Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Mothersome people, and then I'd probably chuck in like Artie Savia.
Oh yeah, it's one of the other ones. Yeah, we
know have him at thirteen. Who's a good ball playing No,
I'd have Hoskins two to a thirteen. He'd be an
excellent ball player there. And here you've got in the
half has to be Damien McKenzie. Are we going to
allow Richiemonger? Yep, okay, Damian McKenzie, Richie Moonger. Then into
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your centers, I would probably give you.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, probably Rico. Yeah, I'd probably go Rico. What about
you got Jordi Barrett and Doughbro? Would you have Jordi
Barrett at fullback?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'd have Jordy Barrett at fullback. I had a dough
Bro as your other second rower.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Sorry, center, that's Antonine a Brown by the way. Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
And then on the wings, I would go Caayleb Clark
would be one of them. As you need dudes who
can take it out of your your own yardage. If
Lesta fining Nuku was still around, it'd probably be him.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Savid Piece or you want someone bigger.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Maybe a little bit bigger than sevid Piece because if
you got him on one wing dropping bombs on him
all night.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Josh Morby, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
He's handy, he is handy, he's safe, he's safe, he's
a big bastard. Or Nadawa am Oni Nadawa is yeah
money Na seems like a league winger as well. We've
done it done, they said it couldn't be done. Another
call here yours please?
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Yeah, lads just might can't here just in reference to
the Formula chat al three Botas, You guys need to
check him out. I think he would be your absolute
cup of tea, checkouts and stuff. Check out this on
He's he's basically an Aussie now, which you know we
(30:31):
might hate, but check him out. He's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I have actually like since Botas, since he left Mercedes
because he was behind Lewis Hamilton for years, you know,
came second, just made everything. He suddenly kind of found
himself and his Instagram he is basically taking the pest now.
He's like died his here blonde. He was stroking his mullet.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
He's gonna mullet. He's gonna mustache.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, he's got a mustage. He spent some time in
New Zealand. He was out and over a wahiki over summer,
knocking about. Yeah. He he looks like a good time.
He does, and he he knows that he's not going
to be champion and so he is just loving life,
milking the Formula one, the Formula Oh no, I if
(31:17):
you haven't checked out as his social it's pretty funny.
I think he spends most of his time just filming reels.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And taking the past. Yeah, I did. I checked it
out this morning. He is I don't know where he's from,
some sort of Scandinavian or genuine. Yeah, he's into his
ice hockey. So he announced the NHL season roster though, like,
here's all the games. I'm going to do it because
I'm fast. I'll do it as fast as possible, and
he just like flicked the screen and all of the
eighty two games. It's like the Earth thanks for coming.
(31:43):
But I also checked out he did another video. It
was called Doctor Valterie, and it was people would send
in any issues that they had and he would answer
them for him. I've got a bit of audio from that.
This is Doctor Valterie.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Dear.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I've always had had to be a big spoon, but
I want to be little help. It's an interesting one.
I think most people in their life they feel like
I'm not the right side school. Like sometimes I want
to be a medium someone. I want to big school.
Sometimes I want to be a small school. You're just
(32:18):
going to be what you are.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Accessible.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
If you feel like you're a small school, you're a
small school.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I find that very motivational for me if you want
a bit you know, as did if you want to
be a small spot.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
But I love it. He does it with a just
full dead pain as well.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah. Yeah, I think if you asked Lewis Hamilton there,
he wouldn't have answered it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I don't think anyone on that grid have answered that.
He is by far and away the loosest cat on
that grid.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah. I think if anyone could sway me to Formula one,
it might be doctor VELTERI yeah, all right, that'll do
us for today for a Wednesday edition, Tomorrow Thursday edition.
I believe we may be trying to talk to mccony.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, we're gonna have a chat to mcconey hopefully that.
I think the team gets announced to get Now today
in your back Team.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's announced tomorrow at about eleven thirty. Oh, that's something
I wanted to address on this podcast. Just before we wrap,
did silence from my informants in the camp.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I've lost you've lost your touch.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I think Razor has clamped everything down. I think Fozzy
had a bit of a looser ship, but now ras
has just been like shut everything down. I'm not telling anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Maybe Races, I reckon ras is gone for the angle
that no one knows what he's going to do. Yes,
he's one person who's picked the team. Everyone's everyone's put
their cases forward to him, but he hasn't actually released.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It, and so no one knows until he does it. Correct. Yeah,
that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's the way to go, because you've got different coaches
are responsible for different positions, now, aren't they. I think
he's inside the outside backs. They've put their nominations forward
to him and their case and he's gone, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
For your your thorns possions.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'll let you know when I announced the team.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
And I actually don't think he knows until he announces it.
You know, he says he doesn't do well with scripts,
and he doesn't. He does better off the cuff. I
think he's going to name the team off the cuff.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
There'll be hilariou, especially if he forgot someone's name, because
you know, every now and then you have brain fade
and he got on the right wing.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Who do they have Is it Christian Leo Willies in
their team or is.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It Walker Leo who in the Hurricanes?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, and the Crusaders willing Leo Willie he forgot
his name last last year, just before he named him,
and he's like, we got the eight Leo Willie.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, I reckon there would be great if he announces
it like that with no piece of paper and get
demo first five tige him, who's our noodle? Jordie? Just
gonna stumble your way through it, just trying to recollect it.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, So we'll be recording with mccaroniy tomorrow, get his thoughts.
We actually might be before the team naming, so we
might have to get him to predict it. And then
Friday we're going to be down in dneed it yes,
for the pregame ahead of the All Blacks game.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, that's all right. We're going to be there. Get
down where's it in and the it's the Hensick Kensington
from midday on Saturday. We've got Mitch James playing. Obviously,
we've got Richie Moe on the Richies Export Express. Get
down there from midday. You know, limited tickets for the bus,
so make sure you get there early. It's going to
be doing runs backwards and forwards to the stadium. We've
(35:20):
got a bunch of prizes to give aways. Well, plus
I think we're going to visit a few flats and
drop off a few Leader in z Lazaga toppers and
some refreshments on the on the Friday Brilliance. So drop
us a DM. If you want us to come past
your flat and stock up your freezer and your fridge,
let us know otherwise.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
We'll see you tomorrow for another episode of the gender
podcast you've been listening to.
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