September 10, 2024 • 28 mins
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Laura McGoldrick joins ACC Head G Lane, Matt Heath & Manaia Stewart to preview 'The ACC Does Game Of 2 Halves' premiering on Sky Sport 1 & Sky Open (0:00) this Thursday!
Then Laura regales us with the story of the time she met David Beckham & Sachin Tendulkar and what went wrong between then and now that has led her to doing a TV show with The ACC (10:08)...
Finally, Lane puts Laura through the infamous '22 in 2' questions (24:01)...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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This is the Agenda Podcast for September the eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Next Sport Ultra.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And the bases are loaded today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We've got g Lane, We've got Matt heathoday, and it's
a great pleasure to welcome in Laura.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
McGoldrick today podcast. Good morning lads, Yeah, good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's a story while we got four bases, Well we
got four bases because Laura's doing the car wash at
the moment. She's been around, She has been around to
every radio station on God's Green Earth to promote a
TV show.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
How you came with me?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, I was there actually for a lot of that,
and we came on the Met and Jury podcast this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Didn't talk about the show once, No, we lost their way.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well we did mention it once, but we got the
times wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is eight point thirty Sky Open Sky Sport one.
The ACC presents the Game of two Halves on a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
He still didn't deliver that.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Every Thursday sky Open and sky Sport at acc Presidence
game too.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I think we should give the time that we filmed
it yesterday because it's more meaningful to us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well yeah, but no one can watch that except I could,
honest opinion.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I look the hard in bomb.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It was like, I've never seen a show to get
canceled in the first episode.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Is you can talk before it started?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Yeah, that'st to talk to Joe Wheeler about that. Obviously
he had a significant stand down period after he did
a hurrah on here, Yeah and got he he had
a stand down and he can understand. I was like,
you know, I just you know, I'm looking the naughty
seat for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But he's back. He made it back. Yeah, don't care
about I actually don't care. I don't make it back.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
To be honest, people can't deal with a hand job,
then you know that's a basic human right.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a basic human right, and it's.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
A skill learned by dudes from a very young age
and someone passed on to their girlfriends at some stage.
It's one of the simplest six acts around. Underrated and I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Got underrated through to say yeah this is.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Underrated, so this is your mere Copper. What No, I'm
not sorry. I'm gonna do it again. And I enjoyed
being canceled. All I'm saying is that is not the
first time.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
You're a busy man, like being canceled is just giving
your opportunisy more time with your family for real.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Actually, he's looked at his calendar. He's going September, but
on I might just step out. The thing is, there's.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
So many others, so many other things I should have
got canceled for.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Apart from that, you know what I mean. We looked
at that and we went, well, there's that is I.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Got to say, is someone watching from Afar, I didn't
think that was slightly on the lighter end of the
spectruments of things I've seen you do over the years.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I think it was like, you know, like the slaters
under rocks, and when you lift the rock, you see
the slaters and you're terrified by them. And normally the
a SEC operates like slaters under a rock, but unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Someone lifted the rock.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Someone lifted the rock by putting that pit on social media,
and it sort of you know, the slaters will put
out into areas the slaters should never be, which is
in the sunlight. Put that pretty torturing this metaphor.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I liked it, leave us under the rock, but it
wouldn't be a game of two halves of people didn't
get canceled, you know, it's an all new cast. Yes,
a lot of people have been asking, you know, where
where are the original cast? Yeah, we'll double been cancelled,
haven't they. Well, some by the time that we're hoping
doesn't make the broadcast.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that was interesting. You know, it
is more of a modern take on that, wasn't that, Laura, Yeah,
because it can't be as.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Mean a woman's hosting it. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So you should be.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You should write to someone about that, Mady.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
And so after the series, Laura, will you move to
Bali too?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, I'm sitting up a healthy tree and look you're
all invited, and look probably you should come too, to
be honest, Lane for all your sins.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, I'm already and I writing down Pons Road with
a shirt off, white headphones on and a serpent tone
fashion between the Frisco style yesterday, it's really gone to
his head.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
And you bought a whole lot of juice.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
One record. I'm on the platform now one record and
it's all gone.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's all gone. Debuts tomorrow Thursday, Yes thirty, Sky Sports
Open and Sky one. Actually this is this is just sky.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
What's one that's correct?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, well just Sky Open and Sky one. Yeah, but
you said Sky Sport Open.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
My muppet.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's just the kind of precision I was ringing.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So that's how he's answering questions he actually knows the
answer to.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Can you imagine what happens.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
On the actual Do you know what I'm looking forward
to the most, and that is the charade section of
Thank You Game of two halves, Really looking forward to that.
I've seen Matt do it late at night in a
hotel room, just you know, playing charades as you do
when we used to come home from town. So I'm
looking forward to seeing that in front of the nation
when you come home from Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Charades. Yeah. Have you ever heard it pronounced charades before? Lane? No?
What about charodes? Different?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
One of the producers, that guy, I can't say it.
He keeps saying shard.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, that's what really confused, because loracles, charades, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
A family thing.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I sweet gods, Yeah, can imagine drive you crazy pronunciation.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, fancy to Mayeah Australia.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Fish you crazy, Laura, because you obviously you you love
charades growing up. You see, I.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Must be so frustrating to watch other people do.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I've just had a brilliant idea so badly because this
team captain, I can choose who does the charades next week,
I'm going to choose you.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh you can't. I'm the host. You can't do that.
You'd be great, I'm very good at that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It would be a good twist, but I can't. I
can't play favorites. She then have to do it for
both to and at that point.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We sho Honest, my suit does not move in a
way that I would I need it to for if
I'm going to get into my shurts.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But I've also built a new set for it, brand
spanking new set, the smoke machines, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It looks like a real TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It felt a little bit like a grass each boys
I dance for me, it just needed Who Let the
Dogs Out to be played? And I was right back
to my old hornts getting down and ready to go.
The haze was a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, there's dude's an ill fitting suit.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, I got Yeah, but they've given us buzzers,
but Paul Lairs has to reset the buzzer every time
we press it. It's stressful.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, who what is there?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Is there a company that does buzzer technology?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But I've been on a number of shows like this
and the buzzers have always been a problem. Then that's
that's ripe for disruption. If you had a buzzer company
that actually put buzzers in that main.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Had a field day for who was content? Because the
friends underneath that?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh yeah, you get feverish when there's there's a chance.
I mean, I don't know the answers to the questions,
but I get feverish about precy the button. Yeah, you know,
and then you preciate twenty five times. It's happened a lot.
And you know video games, you know when you get frantic,
you know boss batter, when you're just pressing too many buttons,
just the white press it, press it slowly and calmly
and decisively.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's the same people.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Could you drive a car like that?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
It's the people, like the people at and crossing finger
blast the button. Have you seen people finger blast the
button crossings.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
In my head, I'm like, maybe they think there's more
people standing here, so maybe they know that we've got
to go if I just smash it several times.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's like these people are coordinating it very well from
the press the button and the other person gets different.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Or it's a COVID situation. She's pressing on behalf of
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, it doesn't it just in the light on though
it does.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Couldn't tell you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I used to love during COVID and crossings when people
were like pressing the button with anything but their hands
like asses. What's the one going mount it and thrust
against the just the press the button.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's dirty.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think we should bring that back.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Aggris right, you pop out on the road now, got ever,
go see where we get your canceled.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know. The weirdest shit happens there in Queen
Street and Auckland these days. I don't. I don't know.
I get thrown off a hump and a pole. I think,
whether your COVID or not.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Door handles and crossing buttons are like a hot bed of.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
And escalators holding holding the rubber tubes on the escalators.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, that hot bit of disgusting. The hands off it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You won't hold the escalator handle thing? No, No, I
see my missus won't either. She and to the degree
where she hates what I do as.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, worried.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Are you gonna fall over or old? You don't think
you'd ride there? No, I'm wave of the escalator holding it.
For just holding it, you put your hand on it.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I would say, hold it, okay, because I almost got
crushed by Lee Hart at the Cory Lounge dwelling toon.
Matt Ward and myself were standing behind Lee Hat. He
decided not to hold had a big night he was.
He didn't landed the plane. He decided not to hang
on to the rubber sides, and so he stood on
the moving escalator. The escalator moved, he didn't, and.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
He just tip. It was like.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
It was a big boulder was coming down and Matt
Water and I clashed before our eyes and.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We dropped to either side.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
It was like a coordinated move, so either side, and
he landed on both of our shoulders and we put
him back up right and put his hands on the
rubber and sent him back up at the top. He
wasn't a member of Cory just pull Gary McCormack straight
the way through.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
He's got the Gary mcormick claws of the level of fame.
You reach your seld enough sausages, then just straight.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
In great things able to say, sorry, how many sasages
of you sold? He just walked straight in.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I think I sold No, I think he sold more
chips and sausages now really, Oh no, no, I've seen
his face.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Saw some chips sell some.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Chips to yea, even sausages had sold a lot of
freaking chips.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, really, and.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I means I mean because because there's a lot on
the packet anyway. Yeah, well individual chips anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There's no doubt this is a sense of a sports podcast.
So let's take a break. When we come back, we're
going to talk some actual sports adjacent stories. The biggest
question that I get asked outside of we're Matthew Regend
Mark ellis for this show that we're about to do
tomorrow night on Sky Open at eight thirty pm met Heaths.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And also Sky Sport One Great repeated a lot as well.
Oh yeah, because I don't even know when Game of
two Hours is going to come on. I'm just not
on the TV. It seems to be on all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It'll be a non demand aspect to it, do I
imagine and the reunion.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The biggest question that I get asked is, aside from those,
is how the hell did you manage to convince Laura
McGoldrick to do this? Because she was just the face
of the nation for the Olympic campaign and now all
of a sudden she's here doing this and we were
talking about it in the office. How far it's gone
from David Beckham and session Tim Dolker to now Matt
Heath and Minis Show.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I was contractually obliged to do this, so it wasn't
like I chose to or it was an option.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That photo was incredible, though we I have had this
theory about David Beckham for quite a while that he
because he was popping up at all these different events
around the world. I think I might have asked you
this already, but I had a theory that it was
actually a body double, a stand in for David Bickham,
because he was showing up at all these massive events
around the world.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Was that actually David Beckham that you were standing as.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Far as I'm aware, And it was it was. It
was an interesting situation and that they had to tell
me two days prior because it was right at that
when that Beckham doc had just come out as well,
so peak was hot. It was a hot topic. And
they told me two days out. And the way one
of the bosses at ic C showed me was, hey,
look we've got some sort of contractual obligations in the
(11:37):
in the innings, break with unice because unic is the sponsors,
no sponsor the charity sponsor, the charity.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Take any money when't they.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
The icy cere the icy is you guys don't be.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
For the ic C. I do not corruption with shut down.
We need help.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
And he's an ambassador for unicee if and there was
this whole thing and a couple of games prior, I'd
done it with Murallely and Session. Yeah first name basis
now Laura, and.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I just crapped my decks every time anywhere near him.
I mean, it's nice to be taller than someone.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I tell that.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
But so I had thought about this at length of
how I was going to sort of approach David Beckham
seeing as well, to be honest, I have the hots
for his wife, not necessarily him. I mean, I'd terrible
things to him, but I got the hots for his wife.
But I was a big Spy Skills fan, so I
was like, well, let's not bring up with spic skills.
Let's be cool about it, Laura. You know you've got
session and you've got things. So they were coming over
to the to the boundary rope where we were going
(12:41):
to do this interview for the for the middnings, and
I stood up just prior and I was like, oh
my god, I've I wet my pants night sweat. It
was like forty five degrees, like I can't begin to describe,
I squitting from my kneecaps. And I was like, no,
Laurie's just going to take charge of the situation. So
I go buryling out. I made it. I walked so
fast and so hard. I made it to the middle
of the field, was at the pitch when I met him,
(13:02):
and then I had to walk all the way back
with him and sat and I go flying and said, okay,
I said to see it. He's like, who the what
is it?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
He was sweating from his eyelids.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It was so hot.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Action David Bicker was in a three piece suit and
he is unmoved not announce sweat on.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
He's like, Andrew, non sweating guy.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
No, no, he said a bit more botox. I think
he hasn't been shot, like I think Andrew's situation was.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It was.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It was a shooting and that was the reason he
can no longer sweat nothing for the Pizza Express.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Prince Andrew was like, I don't sweat. That woman that
said that I was sweating can't be.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Esp Actually, seventy eight thousand pictures of him sweeting over
the years came.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
From I love that there was a defense kind of
been my sweeten all over it. I wonder if anyone,
no one will be able to brumble me on this one,
and that he was taken of me.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
And the fact that he was at Pizza Express eating
the dobles and went too deep and look, I've had
it piz, but he went too deep.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Classic thing, you're telling a lie to cony details.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And so anyway, we do this, we do this interview,
and he had to be on a certain side because
you had to see his tattoos. He prefers his tattoos
on one side.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Because it was a body double and they're trying to
convince people.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, no, no, but he he did once play cricket,
was what I came out of the interview.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
He was a better, beautiful, better elegant, so elegant, stroke
fleaming like was he left handed?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, you know what, you do whatever he wants with
either of those things, that's fine. He's fabulous. You know,
he was great, But you know, did not switch through
the entire thing at the end. I was trying to
get rid of them stashed.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
With like Cathy, when you get the beads on your.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
They must hold moisture like nothing else.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, it also stops. It's not coming. And no it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let me tell you that right now.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
It gets stuck, delays, delayser. It's kind of like a
dike with lots of you get. Well, he actually uses it.
He actually he uses that to filter feed like a whale.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's smelling it as you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
The crew and also cheer seeds. Not just you laugh
at him.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Now, But if you know, we get stuck on a
boat or an island or something and we're hungry, we'll
be going straight to that mustache.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
The chopstick and just getting some cheer seeds out of it.
How does your wife like it?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Hates it so much? Why he's got it the mullet. Yeah,
it's like a mullet.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
It's the thing is with so Yeah, it's it's a bit.
It's a massive game of chicken that's gone on for
three years now where because I'm just going to tell
you who's winning. I'm just trying to get a rise
out of her, to her to go.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Can you fucking shave that mustache? But she won't.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
She's holding ground and just ignoring the fact that it
even exists apart from every now and she is trying
and give her a kiss.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It sounds like a healthy thing in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't know, you want to be given her the yick?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Just trying to give your wife's game of chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We're going to shave it off. She's not going to
abuse you.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
It's the worst marital chicken you've ever come.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I thought the chicken you play was when the kids
were awake in the night and you played.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You know, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, possum, that's possum, right, yeah,
when you like.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But no chicken is what's going on with you and
it sounds better. You're scared.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
The mallet as well came along. You won't get a mallet.
Don't get a mallet. I was like, oh mind, Yes.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
It's actually a burst fade, not a mallet. Oh it's
what it's a low tapeer fade. Burst too many details,
mainly mainly his haircuts, mainly given to twelve year olds. Yeah,
that's what the headres said. It's a game of chicken
where everyone loses.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Specially that microphone around Jerry's house.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
His son Hugo's giving is set up of barbershop in
his room and.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Isa, Yeah, do you know what the burst fade is
is making just people look like they've got a mushroom
on the head.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, it's the most ridiculous the broccoli hit. Yes, and
that's what all the gen Z kids have got gone.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I've got a theory on this because my kids try
and dress as worse as they can, have the worst
here possible, and all their friends are just trying to
look terrible. I think it's part of Instagram culture, like
looking really good is considered kind of lame, cringy.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Just like you're but homeless.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, you've got like this bigger piece of ships possiblely
and someone someone that, someone that hacks at themselves with
a like a shaver and the shower comes to school
and it was like nice, Yeah, you got like miss
missing here, you got half of.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
A star is like one technique.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Get that on insta.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, you've been doing this for years ahead of the cab.
You've never been insta. You've never been in an instat
kind of lot.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So I think how we got onto that was you
were sweet.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was sweating close to David Bickham and I talked
to him about I couldn't tell you no idea, but
he looked great.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I remember watching it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
We were we were commentating that game and then it
was a breaking winning day and then we saw it.
We went, holy ship laser is going to be absolutely
Sushington Doka the greatest, arguably one of the greatest batsman
ever and arguly the most famous man in the world. Yeah,
on the other side, and you could see you your
smile on your face.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You couldn't hide it by the way. I know you
tried to act cool.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
No no, no, no no, no, there was no acting call.
I mean, and you know I'm a huge cricket fan anyway,
so I'm I'm in the commentary box with like the
likes of Ricky Ponting and you know Ian Smith's in
there as well. There's all these great Yeah, there's all
these great there's all these great former crickets. You know,
Athas Nasa Hussein is great, you know. Yeah, Montgomery burns
(18:44):
all of those good people and then they're like, where
are you off? Often if you don't be bigger than
you guys and nada, it was great. It was a
great moment for me. Everyone was like trying to be
cool or I was like, yeah, yeah, good one whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Team. I've just discovered that I've got a KPIs meeting to.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
A okay, I swear leaving Actually yeah, yeah, there's the otoituation.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
The ottoman is being delivered.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I've said, don't don't, don't won for signature. There's nothing
with career deliver something that really give a fun about.
And they demand a signature and they're telling you've got
to go to pin Rose to pick it up.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's like, you know what, yeah, that's one of your KPIs.
Keep the ottoman.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Are you looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night? Leading
your team on in the game of two halves and
for the remainder of the year tips until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Oh wow, yeahs looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Every Thursday, I'm listening to the Gender podcast so I
can learn more about sports.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Start talking about sports.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
We're actually going to touch on the Afghanistan game. Oh yes, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Right then mate, So thank god it's so talk.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Can we talk shop for just a little bit Afghanistan
Test match?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
What is going on over there? What is happening?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Have you seen a photo of chasing it with a fan?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What a moment? What a moment? And then cutting bits.
I've never seen people cutting bits of the bowlers right
and try to replace it when you it's still we're
under what are you doing? But I've got I've actually
got some footage.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh well that excellent. I saw that because yeah it
doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Show you some footage of the rain that fell.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
The night the state of that phone. Look at it's horrific.
Look at the for a literal peol necklace coming off.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Don't go then it's too early in the morning. But yes, yes, yes,
this is the night before.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, that is that is biblical. So yeah, because all
the photos I've seen, it's been sunny.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I was like, how is it that was the night
before the day?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
To you almost it's almost entirely underwater.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, it's entirely and you can if you can hear.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
That, that sounds like someone taking it so soon.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, it is passing down.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
But how have India, Look, this is in India, this
is their main game.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
How have they not prepared it to drain properly?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Well, this is the thirtieth test venue that India has
to offer thirty thirty. Once this thing gets off, this
officially will be India's thirtieth test venue. It's a new
well ash and I feel a bit for Afghanistan. It's
a tricky one because they would have you know, they've
been waiting for another test. Yeah, and this is it
it was. It would have been a nice build up
(21:32):
for New Zealand going into the Sri Lanka and India
tests for sure. But yeah, I'm not sure we're going
to get you crooked.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Because there were there were three I don't know, apparently
Afghanistan asked for like three different grounds. Two of them
they said, oh, there's a T twenty league playing the
s you can't use that one. And then one of
them was like India's playing a test there in like
a month.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So they take their test. Yeah, it's the border Gaviscar series,
so that is like the ashes for India, so they
would be no one's allowed on you idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Those nice and I get like, it's not an Indian test,
so they don't give a ship, like why would they care.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I was surprised they didn't play it in Dubai, which
had been the area that and there's no rain there
as for as im a weird right now, which is yeah,
it's an interesting one.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Do you know who will be really happy, not happy,
but kind of smug about this, and that is the
former groundsman at McLean Park.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
This is going to take all of the spotlight off
that off the debarcle.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
That was one of the most insane days I have.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
You were there, We get the care of it. It
was the same scenario, full sunlight number Yeah, full sunlight
all day and the game got abandoned because the outfield
was too wet.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But you do know because my memory of that, and
I'm pretty sure I'm right, and I'm going to say
it out loud, but I might be wrong. But they
were waiting for rain and the Hawks bait. So the
groundsman went the ground, he washed the ground and then
it rained, yes and so and so it just didn't
dry in time. So yeah, that was a wild wild
because it was at one patch with a stand, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And dry and we and we called it and went
to the pub.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yes you did. And some of us push most say that, and.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
We're walking past all the sky camera crew and they
one of them just took his head, goes up and goes,
fuck you guys.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
At the pub, forgive me.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Is this the same ground where they had to abandon
for sun strike as well?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my identity one of the mayors during
that sunstroke?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Really yeah, what are you doing about the sun? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Could you do something?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
You've got to feel for Ben Hurley. They sent Ben
Hurley out into the middle of the field just tell
the crowd that it had been abandoned, and they basically,
you know, crowds are like that, I've been drinking all day.
They didn't see creg They just directed all their abuse
at poor Hurley. He's like, I've just been told what
to do.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Fuck Ben, this is your fault.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You bring the game back, all right, Let's take one
more quick break when we come back. Lane has prepared
some questions for you. This is an infamous segment that
he likes to do with anyone that comes on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's called twenty two and two. I'm not so worried,
all right, let's rip straight into it. Line. You've got
your questions in front of you.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You've tailored them for our illustrious guests, our esteemed guests.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Laura McGoldrick here. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
The idea here, Lairs is it's twenty two questions in
two minutes, so it's just a quick answer. Move on,
So there are yes, no move on. There is obviously
twenty two questions, Laura McGoldrick. Are you ready for you?
Twenty two and two? Not really that, okay? Give it
a guy, coffee or tea, tea, sex or drugs? Sex
hard or fast.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Hard?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Would you rather wake up next nude next to Richie
Beno or Bill LOURIEA. Would you rather spend an hour
watching David Warner replays of him scoring one hundred or
get water boarded by an ex Navy seal with PTSD
Davey dun dumb tile Indian Indian, eat out or dine
(24:52):
in Freddie Mercury. You're out and John John wet or
dry watch sports?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Would passed?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Cats or dogs? Travis Kelcey or Taylor Swift, Travis kelce
W g Grace, Don Bradman and Heath Davis.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Who would you think would have the biggest downstairs? Heath Davis?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
If what cricket legion would you bring back from the dead?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Is it a question that you give us, like?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
What cricket legiend would you bring back from the dead?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Shame worn?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
If the seramony to bring back Shane warn resulted you
in talking like Kevin Peterson for the rest of your life,
would you still do it?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, I'd I'd rather nap out of that.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Okay. Have you ever fired again? No?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Have you ever killed anything bigger than an insect? No?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Who is the most famous person you've met? I'll probably
heard David Beckon Moore, Piers Morgan. If you had a
reoccurring dream that a snowman killed himself with a hair dryer,
would you be concerned?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I just means I've watched Frozen too many times.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I think if you offered a night would you accept it?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
What age do people say they've had a fall instead
of falling down.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
As someone who's just recently head a fall the thirties.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Have you ever screamed Google me, motherfucker?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
No, but I'm going to okay.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Last question, if you were going to get a statue
made of yourself, what pose would it be?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
And where would you put the statue.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Next to the guy that I needed to yell Google
me mother? And I would be probably no, I'd be
holding a microphone like I don't know. I'd just be
stood there with the phone.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Do you want to to say? How these was?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
When he answers question, he would be nude on a
horse of stallion rearing up and he's nude, and he
would put it on the front lawn of Danie Vittore's house.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It's a bit to unpack there, it's a bit to unpack.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
A lot to unpack, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So what have we said long for you? Will we
your statue next to.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
The person I need to say google me? No, I
probably puts it. Where would I put it.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
On your front lawn? Maybe front lawn?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, you know, like a bit of engine.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm totally fine though, I'm really at peace with things.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You've moved on.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I've moved on grown up. I don't know where about it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Top of the Bay Hill, Caroline Bay.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh you know what I put it the I'd put
it at the Caroline Bay Carnival.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right next to the octopus there.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, people could take photos or google meet right outside.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Well you could.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
You could be like, is the pannier of the reef
the reef when she's basically a bronze statue whose breasts
have been rubbed gold?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Have you seen that mine?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Or I didn't mean minded to be rubbed that start?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, there was your twenty questions pass
the flying callous you can handled it like a champ,
answered some of them way too quickly.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The heaf Davis one that yeah, oh quick, brilliant. Thank
you very much for joining us this morning, and we'll
see you tomorrow at eight thirty pm sky Open and
Skysport one.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Well done, guys, nowadays absolutely nowad for.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Do you being uncanceled too late?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
And the bases are loaded today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We've got g Lane, We've got Matt heathoday, and it's
a great pleasure to welcome in Laura.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
McGoldrick today podcast. Good morning lads, Yeah, good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's a story while we got four bases, Well we
got four bases because Laura's doing the car wash at
the moment. She's been around, She has been around to
every radio station on God's Green Earth to promote a
TV show.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
How you came with me?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, I was there actually for a lot of that,
and we came on the Met and Jury podcast this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Didn't talk about the show once, No, we lost their way.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well we did mention it once, but we got the
times wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is eight point thirty Sky Open Sky Sport one.
The ACC presents the Game of two Halves on a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
He still didn't deliver that.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Every Thursday sky Open and sky Sport at acc Presidence
game too.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I think we should give the time that we filmed
it yesterday because it's more meaningful to us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well yeah, but no one can watch that except I could,
honest opinion.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I look the hard in bomb.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
It was like, I've never seen a show to get
canceled in the first episode.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Is you can talk before it started?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Yeah, that'st to talk to Joe Wheeler about that. Obviously
he had a significant stand down period after he did
a hurrah on here, Yeah and got he he had
a stand down and he can understand. I was like,
you know, I just you know, I'm looking the naughty
seat for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But he's back. He made it back. Yeah, don't care
about I actually don't care. I don't make it back.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
To be honest, people can't deal with a hand job,
then you know that's a basic human right.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a basic human right, and it's.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
A skill learned by dudes from a very young age
and someone passed on to their girlfriends at some stage.
It's one of the simplest six acts around. Underrated and I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Got underrated through to say yeah this is.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Underrated, so this is your mere Copper. What No, I'm
not sorry. I'm gonna do it again. And I enjoyed
being canceled. All I'm saying is that is not the
first time.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
You're a busy man, like being canceled is just giving
your opportunisy more time with your family for real.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Actually, he's looked at his calendar. He's going September, but
on I might just step out. The thing is, there's.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
So many others, so many other things I should have
got canceled for.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Apart from that, you know what I mean. We looked
at that and we went, well, there's that is I.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Got to say, is someone watching from Afar, I didn't
think that was slightly on the lighter end of the
spectruments of things I've seen you do over the years.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I think it was like, you know, like the slaters
under rocks, and when you lift the rock, you see
the slaters and you're terrified by them. And normally the
a SEC operates like slaters under a rock, but unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Someone lifted the rock.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Someone lifted the rock by putting that pit on social media,
and it sort of you know, the slaters will put
out into areas the slaters should never be, which is
in the sunlight. Put that pretty torturing this metaphor.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I liked it, leave us under the rock, but it
wouldn't be a game of two halves of people didn't
get canceled, you know, it's an all new cast. Yes,
a lot of people have been asking, you know, where
where are the original cast? Yeah, we'll double been cancelled,
haven't they. Well, some by the time that we're hoping
doesn't make the broadcast.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that was interesting. You know, it
is more of a modern take on that, wasn't that, Laura, Yeah,
because it can't be as.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Mean a woman's hosting it. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So you should be.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You should write to someone about that, Mady.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
And so after the series, Laura, will you move to
Bali too?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, I'm sitting up a healthy tree and look you're
all invited, and look probably you should come too, to
be honest, Lane for all your sins.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, I'm already and I writing down Pons Road with
a shirt off, white headphones on and a serpent tone
fashion between the Frisco style yesterday, it's really gone to
his head.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
And you bought a whole lot of juice.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
One record. I'm on the platform now one record and
it's all gone.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's all gone. Debuts tomorrow Thursday, Yes thirty, Sky Sports
Open and Sky one. Actually this is this is just sky.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
What's one that's correct?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, well just Sky Open and Sky one. Yeah, but
you said Sky Sport Open.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
My muppet.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's just the kind of precision I was ringing.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So that's how he's answering questions he actually knows the
answer to.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Can you imagine what happens.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
On the actual Do you know what I'm looking forward
to the most, and that is the charade section of
Thank You Game of two halves, Really looking forward to that.
I've seen Matt do it late at night in a
hotel room, just you know, playing charades as you do
when we used to come home from town. So I'm
looking forward to seeing that in front of the nation
when you come home from Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Charades. Yeah. Have you ever heard it pronounced charades before? Lane? No?
What about charodes? Different?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
One of the producers, that guy, I can't say it.
He keeps saying shard.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, that's what really confused, because loracles, charades, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
A family thing.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I sweet gods, Yeah, can imagine drive you crazy pronunciation.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, fancy to Mayeah Australia.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Fish you crazy, Laura, because you obviously you you love
charades growing up. You see, I.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Must be so frustrating to watch other people do.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I've just had a brilliant idea so badly because this
team captain, I can choose who does the charades next week,
I'm going to choose you.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh you can't. I'm the host. You can't do that.
You'd be great, I'm very good at that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It would be a good twist, but I can't. I
can't play favorites. She then have to do it for
both to and at that point.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We sho Honest, my suit does not move in a
way that I would I need it to for if
I'm going to get into my shurts.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But I've also built a new set for it, brand
spanking new set, the smoke machines, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It looks like a real TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It felt a little bit like a grass each boys
I dance for me, it just needed Who Let the
Dogs Out to be played? And I was right back
to my old hornts getting down and ready to go.
The haze was a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, there's dude's an ill fitting suit.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, I got Yeah, but they've given us buzzers,
but Paul Lairs has to reset the buzzer every time
we press it. It's stressful.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, who what is there?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Is there a company that does buzzer technology?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But I've been on a number of shows like this
and the buzzers have always been a problem. Then that's
that's ripe for disruption. If you had a buzzer company
that actually put buzzers in that main.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Had a field day for who was content? Because the
friends underneath that?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh yeah, you get feverish when there's there's a chance.
I mean, I don't know the answers to the questions,
but I get feverish about precy the button. Yeah, you know,
and then you preciate twenty five times. It's happened a lot.
And you know video games, you know when you get frantic,
you know boss batter, when you're just pressing too many buttons,
just the white press it, press it slowly and calmly
and decisively.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's the same people.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Could you drive a car like that?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
It's the people, like the people at and crossing finger
blast the button. Have you seen people finger blast the
button crossings.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
In my head, I'm like, maybe they think there's more
people standing here, so maybe they know that we've got
to go if I just smash it several times.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's like these people are coordinating it very well from
the press the button and the other person gets different.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Or it's a COVID situation. She's pressing on behalf of
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, it doesn't it just in the light on though
it does.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Couldn't tell you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I used to love during COVID and crossings when people
were like pressing the button with anything but their hands
like asses. What's the one going mount it and thrust
against the just the press the button.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's dirty.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think we should bring that back.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Aggris right, you pop out on the road now, got ever,
go see where we get your canceled.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't know. The weirdest shit happens there in Queen
Street and Auckland these days. I don't. I don't know.
I get thrown off a hump and a pole. I think,
whether your COVID or not.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Door handles and crossing buttons are like a hot bed of.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
And escalators holding holding the rubber tubes on the escalators.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, that hot bit of disgusting. The hands off it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You won't hold the escalator handle thing? No, No, I
see my missus won't either. She and to the degree
where she hates what I do as.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, worried.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Are you gonna fall over or old? You don't think
you'd ride there? No, I'm wave of the escalator holding it.
For just holding it, you put your hand on it.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I would say, hold it, okay, because I almost got
crushed by Lee Hart at the Cory Lounge dwelling toon.
Matt Ward and myself were standing behind Lee Hat. He
decided not to hold had a big night he was.
He didn't landed the plane. He decided not to hang
on to the rubber sides, and so he stood on
the moving escalator. The escalator moved, he didn't, and.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
He just tip. It was like.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
It was a big boulder was coming down and Matt
Water and I clashed before our eyes and.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We dropped to either side.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
It was like a coordinated move, so either side, and
he landed on both of our shoulders and we put
him back up right and put his hands on the
rubber and sent him back up at the top. He
wasn't a member of Cory just pull Gary McCormack straight
the way through.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
He's got the Gary mcormick claws of the level of fame.
You reach your seld enough sausages, then just straight.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
In great things able to say, sorry, how many sasages
of you sold? He just walked straight in.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I think I sold No, I think he sold more
chips and sausages now really, Oh no, no, I've seen
his face.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Saw some chips sell some.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Chips to yea, even sausages had sold a lot of
freaking chips.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, really, and.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I means I mean because because there's a lot on
the packet anyway. Yeah, well individual chips anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There's no doubt this is a sense of a sports podcast.
So let's take a break. When we come back, we're
going to talk some actual sports adjacent stories. The biggest
question that I get asked outside of we're Matthew Regend
Mark ellis for this show that we're about to do
tomorrow night on Sky Open at eight thirty pm met Heaths.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
And also Sky Sport One Great repeated a lot as well.
Oh yeah, because I don't even know when Game of
two Hours is going to come on. I'm just not
on the TV. It seems to be on all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It'll be a non demand aspect to it, do I
imagine and the reunion.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The biggest question that I get asked is, aside from those,
is how the hell did you manage to convince Laura
McGoldrick to do this? Because she was just the face
of the nation for the Olympic campaign and now all
of a sudden she's here doing this and we were
talking about it in the office. How far it's gone
from David Beckham and session Tim Dolker to now Matt
Heath and Minis Show.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I was contractually obliged to do this, so it wasn't
like I chose to or it was an option.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That photo was incredible, though we I have had this
theory about David Beckham for quite a while that he
because he was popping up at all these different events
around the world. I think I might have asked you
this already, but I had a theory that it was
actually a body double, a stand in for David Bickham,
because he was showing up at all these massive events
around the world.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Was that actually David Beckham that you were standing as.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Far as I'm aware, And it was it was. It
was an interesting situation and that they had to tell
me two days prior because it was right at that
when that Beckham doc had just come out as well,
so peak was hot. It was a hot topic. And
they told me two days out. And the way one
of the bosses at ic C showed me was, hey,
look we've got some sort of contractual obligations in the
(11:37):
in the innings, break with unice because unic is the sponsors,
no sponsor the charity sponsor, the charity.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Take any money when't they.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
The icy cere the icy is you guys don't be.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
For the ic C. I do not corruption with shut down.
We need help.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
And he's an ambassador for unicee if and there was
this whole thing and a couple of games prior, I'd
done it with Murallely and Session. Yeah first name basis
now Laura, and.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I just crapped my decks every time anywhere near him.
I mean, it's nice to be taller than someone.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I tell that.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
But so I had thought about this at length of
how I was going to sort of approach David Beckham
seeing as well, to be honest, I have the hots
for his wife, not necessarily him. I mean, I'd terrible
things to him, but I got the hots for his wife.
But I was a big Spy Skills fan, so I
was like, well, let's not bring up with spic skills.
Let's be cool about it, Laura. You know you've got
session and you've got things. So they were coming over
to the to the boundary rope where we were going
(12:41):
to do this interview for the for the middnings, and
I stood up just prior and I was like, oh
my god, I've I wet my pants night sweat. It
was like forty five degrees, like I can't begin to describe,
I squitting from my kneecaps. And I was like, no,
Laurie's just going to take charge of the situation. So
I go buryling out. I made it. I walked so
fast and so hard. I made it to the middle
of the field, was at the pitch when I met him,
(13:02):
and then I had to walk all the way back
with him and sat and I go flying and said, okay,
I said to see it. He's like, who the what
is it?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
He was sweating from his eyelids.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It was so hot.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Action David Bicker was in a three piece suit and
he is unmoved not announce sweat on.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
He's like, Andrew, non sweating guy.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
No, no, he said a bit more botox. I think
he hasn't been shot, like I think Andrew's situation was.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It was.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It was a shooting and that was the reason he
can no longer sweat nothing for the Pizza Express.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Prince Andrew was like, I don't sweat. That woman that
said that I was sweating can't be.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Esp Actually, seventy eight thousand pictures of him sweeting over
the years came.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
From I love that there was a defense kind of
been my sweeten all over it. I wonder if anyone,
no one will be able to brumble me on this one,
and that he was taken of me.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
And the fact that he was at Pizza Express eating
the dobles and went too deep and look, I've had
it piz, but he went too deep.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Classic thing, you're telling a lie to cony details.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And so anyway, we do this, we do this interview,
and he had to be on a certain side because
you had to see his tattoos. He prefers his tattoos
on one side.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Because it was a body double and they're trying to
convince people.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, no, no, but he he did once play cricket,
was what I came out of the interview.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
He was a better, beautiful, better elegant, so elegant, stroke
fleaming like was he left handed?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, you know what, you do whatever he wants with
either of those things, that's fine. He's fabulous. You know,
he was great, But you know, did not switch through
the entire thing at the end. I was trying to
get rid of them stashed.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
With like Cathy, when you get the beads on your.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
They must hold moisture like nothing else.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, it also stops. It's not coming. And no it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let me tell you that right now.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
It gets stuck, delays, delayser. It's kind of like a
dike with lots of you get. Well, he actually uses it.
He actually he uses that to filter feed like a whale.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's smelling it as you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
The crew and also cheer seeds. Not just you laugh
at him.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Now, But if you know, we get stuck on a
boat or an island or something and we're hungry, we'll
be going straight to that mustache.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
The chopstick and just getting some cheer seeds out of it.
How does your wife like it?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Hates it so much? Why he's got it the mullet. Yeah,
it's like a mullet.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
It's the thing is with so Yeah, it's it's a bit.
It's a massive game of chicken that's gone on for
three years now where because I'm just going to tell
you who's winning. I'm just trying to get a rise
out of her, to her to go.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Can you fucking shave that mustache? But she won't.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
She's holding ground and just ignoring the fact that it
even exists apart from every now and she is trying
and give her a kiss.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It sounds like a healthy thing in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I don't know, you want to be given her the yick?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Just trying to give your wife's game of chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We're going to shave it off. She's not going to
abuse you.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
It's the worst marital chicken you've ever come.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I thought the chicken you play was when the kids
were awake in the night and you played.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You know, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, possum, that's possum, right, yeah,
when you like.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
But no chicken is what's going on with you and
it sounds better. You're scared.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
The mallet as well came along. You won't get a mallet.
Don't get a mallet. I was like, oh mind, Yes.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
It's actually a burst fade, not a mallet. Oh it's
what it's a low tapeer fade. Burst too many details,
mainly mainly his haircuts, mainly given to twelve year olds. Yeah,
that's what the headres said. It's a game of chicken
where everyone loses.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Specially that microphone around Jerry's house.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
His son Hugo's giving is set up of barbershop in
his room and.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Isa, Yeah, do you know what the burst fade is
is making just people look like they've got a mushroom
on the head.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, it's the most ridiculous the broccoli hit. Yes, and
that's what all the gen Z kids have got gone.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I've got a theory on this because my kids try
and dress as worse as they can, have the worst
here possible, and all their friends are just trying to
look terrible. I think it's part of Instagram culture, like
looking really good is considered kind of lame, cringy.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Just like you're but homeless.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, you've got like this bigger piece of ships possiblely
and someone someone that, someone that hacks at themselves with
a like a shaver and the shower comes to school
and it was like nice, Yeah, you got like miss
missing here, you got half of.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
A star is like one technique.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Get that on insta.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah, you've been doing this for years ahead of the cab.
You've never been insta. You've never been in an instat
kind of lot.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So I think how we got onto that was you
were sweet.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was sweating close to David Bickham and I talked
to him about I couldn't tell you no idea, but
he looked great.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I remember watching it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
We were we were commentating that game and then it
was a breaking winning day and then we saw it.
We went, holy ship laser is going to be absolutely
Sushington Doka the greatest, arguably one of the greatest batsman
ever and arguly the most famous man in the world. Yeah,
on the other side, and you could see you your
smile on your face.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You couldn't hide it by the way. I know you
tried to act cool.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
No no, no, no no, no, there was no acting call.
I mean, and you know I'm a huge cricket fan anyway,
so I'm I'm in the commentary box with like the
likes of Ricky Ponting and you know Ian Smith's in
there as well. There's all these great Yeah, there's all
these great there's all these great former crickets. You know,
Athas Nasa Hussein is great, you know. Yeah, Montgomery burns
(18:44):
all of those good people and then they're like, where
are you off? Often if you don't be bigger than
you guys and nada, it was great. It was a
great moment for me. Everyone was like trying to be
cool or I was like, yeah, yeah, good one whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Team. I've just discovered that I've got a KPIs meeting to.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
A okay, I swear leaving Actually yeah, yeah, there's the otoituation.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
The ottoman is being delivered.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I've said, don't don't, don't won for signature. There's nothing
with career deliver something that really give a fun about.
And they demand a signature and they're telling you've got
to go to pin Rose to pick it up.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's like, you know what, yeah, that's one of your KPIs.
Keep the ottoman.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Are you looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night? Leading
your team on in the game of two halves and
for the remainder of the year tips until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Oh wow, yeahs looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Every Thursday, I'm listening to the Gender podcast so I
can learn more about sports.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Start talking about sports.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
We're actually going to touch on the Afghanistan game. Oh yes, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Right then mate, So thank god it's so talk.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Can we talk shop for just a little bit Afghanistan
Test match?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
What is going on over there? What is happening?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Have you seen a photo of chasing it with a fan?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
What a moment? What a moment? And then cutting bits.
I've never seen people cutting bits of the bowlers right
and try to replace it when you it's still we're
under what are you doing? But I've got I've actually
got some footage.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh well that excellent. I saw that because yeah it
doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Show you some footage of the rain that fell.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
The night the state of that phone. Look at it's horrific.
Look at the for a literal peol necklace coming off.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Don't go then it's too early in the morning. But yes, yes, yes,
this is the night before.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, that is that is biblical. So yeah, because all
the photos I've seen, it's been sunny.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I was like, how is it that was the night
before the day?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
To you almost it's almost entirely underwater.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, it's entirely and you can if you can hear.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
That, that sounds like someone taking it so soon.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, it is passing down.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
But how have India, Look, this is in India, this
is their main game.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
How have they not prepared it to drain properly?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Well, this is the thirtieth test venue that India has
to offer thirty thirty. Once this thing gets off, this
officially will be India's thirtieth test venue. It's a new
well ash and I feel a bit for Afghanistan. It's
a tricky one because they would have you know, they've
been waiting for another test. Yeah, and this is it
it was. It would have been a nice build up
(21:32):
for New Zealand going into the Sri Lanka and India
tests for sure. But yeah, I'm not sure we're going
to get you crooked.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Because there were there were three I don't know, apparently
Afghanistan asked for like three different grounds. Two of them
they said, oh, there's a T twenty league playing the
s you can't use that one. And then one of
them was like India's playing a test there in like
a month.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
So they take their test. Yeah, it's the border Gaviscar series,
so that is like the ashes for India, so they
would be no one's allowed on you idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Those nice and I get like, it's not an Indian test,
so they don't give a ship, like why would they care.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I was surprised they didn't play it in Dubai, which
had been the area that and there's no rain there
as for as im a weird right now, which is yeah,
it's an interesting one.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Do you know who will be really happy, not happy,
but kind of smug about this, and that is the
former groundsman at McLean Park.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
This is going to take all of the spotlight off
that off the debarcle.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
That was one of the most insane days I have.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
You were there, We get the care of it. It
was the same scenario, full sunlight number Yeah, full sunlight
all day and the game got abandoned because the outfield
was too wet.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But you do know because my memory of that, and
I'm pretty sure I'm right, and I'm going to say
it out loud, but I might be wrong. But they
were waiting for rain and the Hawks bait. So the
groundsman went the ground, he washed the ground and then
it rained, yes and so and so it just didn't
dry in time. So yeah, that was a wild wild
because it was at one patch with a stand, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And dry and we and we called it and went
to the pub.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yes you did. And some of us push most say that, and.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
We're walking past all the sky camera crew and they
one of them just took his head, goes up and goes,
fuck you guys.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
At the pub, forgive me.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Is this the same ground where they had to abandon
for sun strike as well?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my identity one of the mayors during
that sunstroke?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Really yeah, what are you doing about the sun? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Could you do something?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
You've got to feel for Ben Hurley. They sent Ben
Hurley out into the middle of the field just tell
the crowd that it had been abandoned, and they basically,
you know, crowds are like that, I've been drinking all day.
They didn't see creg They just directed all their abuse
at poor Hurley. He's like, I've just been told what
to do.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Fuck Ben, this is your fault.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You bring the game back, all right, Let's take one
more quick break when we come back. Lane has prepared
some questions for you. This is an infamous segment that
he likes to do with anyone that comes on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's called twenty two and two. I'm not so worried,
all right, let's rip straight into it. Line. You've got
your questions in front of you.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You've tailored them for our illustrious guests, our esteemed guests.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Laura McGoldrick here. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
The idea here, Lairs is it's twenty two questions in
two minutes, so it's just a quick answer. Move on,
So there are yes, no move on. There is obviously
twenty two questions, Laura McGoldrick. Are you ready for you?
Twenty two and two? Not really that, okay? Give it
a guy, coffee or tea, tea, sex or drugs? Sex
hard or fast.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Hard?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Would you rather wake up next nude next to Richie
Beno or Bill LOURIEA. Would you rather spend an hour
watching David Warner replays of him scoring one hundred or
get water boarded by an ex Navy seal with PTSD
Davey dun dumb tile Indian Indian, eat out or dine
(24:52):
in Freddie Mercury. You're out and John John wet or
dry watch sports?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Would passed?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Cats or dogs? Travis Kelcey or Taylor Swift, Travis kelce
W g Grace, Don Bradman and Heath Davis.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Who would you think would have the biggest downstairs? Heath Davis?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
If what cricket legion would you bring back from the dead?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Is it a question that you give us, like?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
What cricket legiend would you bring back from the dead?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Shame worn?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
If the seramony to bring back Shane warn resulted you
in talking like Kevin Peterson for the rest of your life,
would you still do it?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, I'd I'd rather nap out of that.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Okay. Have you ever fired again? No?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Have you ever killed anything bigger than an insect? No?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Who is the most famous person you've met? I'll probably
heard David Beckon Moore, Piers Morgan. If you had a
reoccurring dream that a snowman killed himself with a hair dryer,
would you be concerned?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I just means I've watched Frozen too many times.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I think if you offered a night would you accept it?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
What age do people say they've had a fall instead
of falling down.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
As someone who's just recently head a fall the thirties.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Have you ever screamed Google me, motherfucker?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
No, but I'm going to okay.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Last question, if you were going to get a statue
made of yourself, what pose would it be?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
And where would you put the statue.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Next to the guy that I needed to yell Google
me mother? And I would be probably no, I'd be
holding a microphone like I don't know. I'd just be
stood there with the phone.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Do you want to to say? How these was?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
When he answers question, he would be nude on a
horse of stallion rearing up and he's nude, and he
would put it on the front lawn of Danie Vittore's house.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
It's a bit to unpack there, it's a bit to unpack.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
A lot to unpack, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So what have we said long for you? Will we
your statue next to.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
The person I need to say google me? No, I
probably puts it. Where would I put it.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
On your front lawn? Maybe front lawn?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, you know, like a bit of engine.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm totally fine though, I'm really at peace with things.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You've moved on.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I've moved on grown up. I don't know where about it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Top of the Bay Hill, Caroline Bay.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh you know what I put it the I'd put
it at the Caroline Bay Carnival.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right next to the octopus there.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, people could take photos or google meet right outside.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Well you could.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
You could be like, is the pannier of the reef
the reef when she's basically a bronze statue whose breasts
have been rubbed gold?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Have you seen that mine?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Or I didn't mean minded to be rubbed that start?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, there was your twenty questions pass
the flying callous you can handled it like a champ,
answered some of them way too quickly.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The heaf Davis one that yeah, oh quick, brilliant. Thank
you very much for joining us this morning, and we'll
see you tomorrow at eight thirty pm sky Open and
Skysport one.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Well done, guys, nowadays absolutely nowad for.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Do you being uncanceled too late?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
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