November 3, 2024 • 48 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to dance on the graves of the Indian cricket team in the wake of the 3-0 pantsing in India and to officially disband the Black Caps Supporters Support Group (3:25).
Then Manaia unleashes a Rugby League hot take that will singe your pubes off (16:06)! The fellas discuss getting Steady The Ship hats into the Port (22:13) and what to make of the AB's nailbiter at Twickenham (25:16).
Finally, the fellas are joined by Paul Maoate from the TAB to find you a winner in tomorrow's Melbourne Cup (27:03)!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life in the Expert ber Gaden Studio and brought to you,
as always by Export Ultra the beer for here. This
is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fourth of November.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export Ultra.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Paul Malharty on the show towards the end from the
TB to preview the Melbourne Cup, which is tomorrow, We're
going to talk about the Keewis black Caps everything in
just a minute, is it? Is it? Kuy Fawkes today tomorrow? Tomorrow? November?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, never remember fifth November something?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, last something? Remember remember the fifth of November.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's the one. And then, like I said last week,
free swing for anyone who wants to shoot guns yep,
in public. It's a free swing tomorrow night. Because no
one can tell the difference between a Roman candle exploding
and a shotgun going off.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That is ridiculous. It's only flash. Neighborhoods like, oh my god,
was that gunfires? When has there been fucking gunfire in
the Sutton Birkenhead? You know what I mean? You know,
you know if someone's letting off a gun. Yeah, the
fireworks already started in my neighborhood. That drove me up
the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh yeah, it's there everywhere. I was playing around the
golf yesterday. I think you were as well.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
By the looks of you. I was there on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, but I was playing gold with my son at
four point thirty in the afternoon and a whole volley
of fireworks went off at four thirty, blazing sunshine. I
was like, who the fuck is doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think there's teenage kids across the road from me.
They're doing the same thing. It's like, what a waste
of time money.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I feel like their parents are out and they've let
them off or something. It's like, what's what's the point?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, this goes back to Jerry's theory on combining all
of the events around this time of year to one weekend.
So I think you might have a better grasp on
this than I do.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
They like savings, yeah, late day, yeah, guy fawks, and
trick or treating, So you have the trick or treating
when it's still light. Still dark, Oh, it's when it's light,
and then daylight savings kicks in and the next night
you have guy fawks, and then you have the day
off on Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So the other way around. So it's dark.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So it's dark for the guy fawks because at the
moment you've got to stay up till fucking eighty nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, and then you switch it around spots. So you
want to trick or treat during the daylight, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah because you because you do walk to look
out for the pdos, so you need it to be light.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah. And then yeah, da daye s having Halloween guy
fawks and Labor weekend and have a day off the
sleeper weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No one gives a shit about guy fawks. You don't
have to have it on that day. Same with trick
or treating. Halloween doesn't have to be on that day,
No it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You just said it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And Labor Day it's just the public holiday. Who kires
And then daylight saving sets tabatry, so it's just someone
combine them for frist sake. It's punishing for parents as well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And that's why we're asking for your vote at the
upcoming election at the ACC party because we're going that's
that We've only got one policy and it's there.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah. That and creating a super weekend and has to
be Aukland, sorry, everywhere else where we do everything in
one weekend, So we do the v Eights, the America's Cup, oh,
the Auckland Marathon, any other international sale GP. Everything just happens.
And one three day period up in Auckland Super weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So we can all clear our schedules. Yes, and the
beginning of that weekend we sing the national anthem and
that's it done for every event. One harket, yeah, and
that's it done for the rest of the year. All right,
let's start with the biggest sporting thing that happened across
the weekend, and it had me glued to my couch. Esaid,
I finished at such an awesome time yesterday, Oh my god.
(03:34):
And it was the black Caps going up going into
the history books three nil whitewash of India. I mean,
it was so tense that even my missus was sitting
there watching the game. She never watched his test match cricket.
It was so good.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I didn't think we had enough runs. If I was
on it's neither I looked at it and I was like, oh,
that's probably maybe thirty forty short. I reckon to putting
some serious pressure on them, and then they were forty
for five and I was like, year boy. And then
I basically went straight to a TV because I wasn't
actually paying any attention to it till someone texted me yeah,
and straight to a TV. And I was gripped for
the next hour and a half as it ebbed and flowed.
(04:10):
Is that Russian pant? I was like, Oh, this little
fatty's gonna take it away from us. And then he
got out, got reviewed a couple of times, then he
was another review, and then it was and then he
stood there and argued he stood next to the umpires,
like us, mate, it's all Paul rifle up in the
in the box. You can't influence us. The rifleman's up
there doing his work. And I think the rifleman looked
(04:30):
at that scenario and said, you know what, fuck you you're out. Yeah,
you're out to sit there and chirt the other armpike.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah fuck yeah yeah yeah, but did you see I
think it was during the lunch break they played a clip,
a slow motion clip of him doing like a handspring.
It was shockingly athletic. He got a run up and
like went just straight forward and just vaulted off his
hands and back onto his feet again.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He was he showing off?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was he? Yeah? He's not all it was in the
warm up before the game. It was one of the
wildest things I've ever seen. It makes me think guy
could probably do it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But yeah, that's the first time that India have ever
been whitewashed in a series at home.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well South Africa got them two nils.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh in a three match yes, three series. This is
another wild stat It is the first time New Zealand
have won three Tests in a series because we only
ever played two match series or three, and we've never
won all three.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, so no one's ever done four or five either,
so this is it's the only one that counts a
two match series.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So so good, so good, and this is let me
talk about it on the talked about on the Mat
and Jerry Show this morning, which I think you're.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
On tomorrow, don't did name it?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Matt's not on that show, yeah, sorry, the Hedichy Breakfast
with Jeremy and Friends. And it's kept our World Test
Championships alive. Yes, just so, we've got to beat England
three nil, so that's the first hurdle.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I wrote the rankings down so Oz, India, Sri Lanka,
then US, but US in Sri Lanka and I think
South Africa as well, we're on like fifty four percent
win loss and then India on fifty eight. They've played
three more games than US two wins at a drawer, but.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
They've got five tests in Aussie this summer and that
is going to be tough for them. That's a good
if Australia beat them four one or four nil, then
not five nil, because five nil Australia to the top.
Then we're in with a chance. And then South Africa
need to beat Pakistan and Sri Lanka at home. They've
got two tests seat against which is doable. And then
(06:28):
then this is a hard part. Then Sri Lanka need
to beat Australia at.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Home for us to qualify, and we need to beat
We basically need to sweep England. Yes, that's all.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's the one job we need to do is sweep
England and then the rest is up to the rest
of the teams the world. Yeah, the rest of the
word is all I'm saying is there's still a chance.
But this is I mean, it was ridiculous when we
won two. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When we won one in a row.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We celebrated the first one, didn't we Yeah, and we're like,
whoa ship? I was winning fifty years for whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And the whole series. Here's how it's gone. And we
bowled them out for forty six in that first one,
and then we're like, yeah, but what are they going
to do to us? And then we won and we're like,
oh shit, yeah, but what's the pit's going to look like?
In the second? Oh, we won another one. You don't
win three sentence out. He was the hero of the
last go oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
We won all three YEP ages back in Mumbai, back
in his favorite ground, the place.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Of his birth.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He loves the wink, loves the wank. He has the wink,
and we beat them with spin. We beat them at
their own game. We talked to Wags this morning. He's
got a new book out and he was talking about
the fact that you know, we've got simulated Indian conditions
and these indoor nets. They've got now Anui and a
few other places where they can simulate the conditions over
(07:41):
in India. Hence, I think the batting against the spinners
over there was amazing. It was it was really good,
like in terms of what we used to do. It
was attacking and then the obviously the spinners. My big
concern was that ages last year match in New Zealand
because we don't do India all the subcontinent again until
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think, and I think my age about thirty three.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Or no, he's thirty six.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Was he older them?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, you're saying they just hope for me here. Yeah, yeah,
that is disappointing. Yeah, but I just think what I
enjoyed watching. I enjoy watching Test matches that spin more
than just green seamers. Yeah, that's so much. I mean
we're only scoring two and fifty runs, but there's so
much happening within those two and fifty runs.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You know, there's nothing like a low scoring run. Chase Thriller.
Yeah yeah, he was thirty six two weeks ago. There
you go. Yeah, he jes ptel, So that could have
been his last year again for New zealing because he's
not going to play in New zeal He's not going
to play a New Zone.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I reckon we should try and put some of those
pitches together, like what the technology Run's got now, just
what a couple of dust bowls. A couple of dust bowls.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
They're prizing them with a dust bowl and yeah, and
come out and go what unveil a dust Hagley be
where you do it? Yep, just start rolling the pitch. Now,
I've seen dust bowls in South Canerby.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can do it. Yeah what.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I hope they're still partying, You're still going because they
deserve it. Darren Mitchell had a great speech at the
end of the game where he was kind of rubbing
it in their noses by saying, hey, we're just a
bunch of kiwi's. He just loved playing cricket. You know,
they're a bunch of super overpaid superstars. He didn't say that,
you see, they're a bunch of superstars.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He didn't say it with his words.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now you implied it that we just Kiwis he just love?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Is this the real?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Fuck you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You? You underestimated us and we pulled your pants down
and spent your little bodies.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is one of those things where you see those for
some reason, watching India, you think there's so much better
than us, and anytime you see Kee we in one
of those situations. Oh fuck, I don't actually think it's
like Stephen Adams in the NBA. You're like, look at
Dwight Howard and these dads. You're like, look at the
state of these guys, like we never produce athletes like that,
and Steven Adams has throwing these guys around here. Oh okay,
so yeah, I can. I'm not that good. Jimmy Neisham,
(09:52):
I mean everyone, it was all over social media last night.
Jimmy Nisham, what do you eat for food? The stud
formerly Little Lamb say he looks like an ol packer.
He posted onto his Instagram story. Is this the greatest
Kiwi sporting achievement of this century? Oh okay, that's a
hot take. That is a hot take. I've written down
a couple of things that sprung to my mind. Would
you'd have to probably put the goat and the boat
(10:13):
in there in terms of what she's achieved achieved over
that rugby world cut back to back, yes, eleven fifteen,
the World Test Championship, Yeah, yeah, I think this is
more impressive than the World Test Championship. Yeah. And then
the time I charged down a conversion against Temuka and
O nine.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So those are the Yeah, that's the Big Four. How
long did they how long did that person take the
line up there?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Kick? Well, the dirty secret is it never got high
in the crossbar. That's how I managed to charge it down.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
They kicked it into you. It was never gone over.
You were just running back to half way. I was
way offside as well anyway. Yeah, so I don't know.
I can't. It's a hot take. There is people trying
to compare it to our series victory in Australia. First
was back in eighty six, so I think that was when.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So, but I think that.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
The Australian team at that time we talked about it
this morning with Mike Hessen. The Australian team at that
time were ranked like seventh in the world, you know,
And so I think although it was a big quite
a big task winning in Australia, they went the greatest team,
whereas India other world's number one team, they are ranked
number one in their home conditions and we beat them.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And they've got all their dudes, you know, it's not
like this is a down for them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
So it's great. It's great stuff. And unfortunately I've had
to cancel every single town hall and I've got some
big news. The black Caps Supporters Support Group has been disbanded.
Oh you've torn it down, torn it down, taking the
t shirts off sale. Looked up they could be Look,
it's not saying that we can bring it back. We'll
probably bring it back at some stage, but for now,
(11:46):
the black Caps Supporters Support Group is no longer. We
do not need to hold each other. No, you just
celebrate with your friends.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's right. Give a big middle finger to Indian cricket vans. Correct, Yeah,
and just ride this.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I tailed into a couple on the comments as well,
social gods.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, the funny thing is that we posted that Coli
meme again, the Tiger King meme yet again, and I
was scrolling through the comments looking for the Indian fans
waiting in, but it was all just kiwis. Yeah. For
the first like three hundred comments was just people just
being like so stoked that we won.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
There was one one Indian fangaming and kind of broken
english Shane, how many ic C CAPSU one? Ha ha ha?
And then I wrote about what about Southampton kunt and
I didn't didn't come back to me. Yeah, I might
have had a few beers when I wrote that, I
was watching that. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking just I don't know.
(12:38):
It felt so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
The image that they projected over the top of Wankidie
Stadium with Tom Latham and the like series score. I
just wanted to screenshot that and make my bloody yeah screensaver.
It's just giant. He's got his arms folded, three nils
so good, suck it. What are they saying over the
are do you record like the dapers or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I guarantee this saying just doesn't count. It's all about Australia.
We're just preparing for Australia. The results in Australia are
the ones that count. Yeah, we need to focus on that.
They'll be they'll be washing over with that.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, that's bullshit, bullshit, although I.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Can't imagine you're going to get away with it. They've
just been humiliated by a little country in the South Pacific.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah. I always wonder what the media reports on it
over there, like do they talk.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
About it or do they come it's not as controlled
as say, like in the Middle East. I think they're
still open criticism.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But like if you watch Krooking FO there's like no
because that's Indian owned. Yeah, they do not ship on
the Indian team and they gloss over any of the
losses as.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
It was funny. We were between to Mike Hesson this morning.
Jerry said, see, I'm going to text the other thing.
He made it out. He goes, isn't it great to
beat these arrogant blah blah blah blah, and like it goes, Look,
I work in India. I'm not I'm going to pass
judgment on that his house was purchased and he's not
going to weigh in on that. He was good.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He was good about it though. Yeah, it's just so good.
It's just so good. I could I could just sit
in front of the smocrophone for an hour and say
it's so good, but we won't. We are selling a
yute before we walked in here. All thanks to Auto Trader.
The bids are up to seven and fifty, which is
which is still a bargain. It's still about half of
those bids in me. But there there's about five thousand
(14:18):
dollars worth of stuff that comes with us because some
of the other stations that we work with have chipped in.
So if you place the winning bid, not only do
you get the yute and all of the proceeds we're
going to donate to November End Zed. They've filled the
glove box and the boot with all sorts of stuff.
We've got one thousand dollars worth of petrol vouchers which
(14:39):
you will need, a thousand dollars worth of grocery vouchers,
plus iPhone sixteen from our mates at ZM, and a
Marshall amp Bear fridge dropped into the tray as well.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I think I've chucked the Makita site radio in
there as well.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I've seen that too, So there is over five grand
worth of stuff in there, So like you're already might
not the at least just bid five grand, So whatever
you're actually there's a few different ways you can skin
it in your own head. You can say I'm making
you know this this charitable donation, or I'm buying five
thousand dollars worth of stuff and then I'm only paying
two and a half grand for the ute. Yes, you know,
(15:13):
there's all sorts of different ways that you can justify
this purchase to yourself. But at the end of the day,
what it really is is a sick ninety eight straight six.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yep it's a gas guzzler. Oh yeah, no doubt about it.
I'm not going to hide the fact that you're going
to be fueling that thing. Yeah, hardcore, but it sounds.
But when you start it up and when you excite that,
I'll hum on your balls on that brand new seat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I've set it before. I'll say it again, an ev bloody.
Even a little hatchpat doesn't make my balls tangle, you know,
and this thing does. In fact, that should have been
the first thing in the at the top of the listing. Yeah,
this thing, this thing will make your balls'll make your
balls tangle. So go and go and go and invest
in that thing. It's running for the whole month, so
(15:55):
I expect that this will ramp up towards the end there.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, it just text ute to three two three and
you'll get a direct link to auto trader.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yep, brilliant. All right, let's take a break. There's still
so much sport to get to it. We'll be right back.
On Saturday night, Lan I went down to my local
Risa with Mconi and chris Key and Storm and we
watched the football and then we watched the league. It
was actually great Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It was next level that Saturday because I went to
the Breakers. So I watched the last part of the
football on my phone and transit to Spark Arena and
saw the two goals and was celebrating with people around me,
and then I went to the Breakers game which started
at seven, so I watched a bit of the Breakers
and then the league kicked off and then the cricket
(16:45):
was on at the same time. So I was at
the Breakers watching the Breakers play the Adelaide thirty six's
and had one phone playing Toma versus the Kiwis and
the other phone I had Black Caps India and someone
was sitting behind me going you get running in a
very complex operation, and I was like I was flocking
in between punting as well. The Breakers that flew under
(17:09):
the radar, but they played out of their skins today. Yeah,
they scored one hundred and eight points season. Christ Jackson
cat cart right, he was off, he was going off
his head.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He he is a good player. Man, he is sick.
I'm stoked that we managed to re sign him as well.
He was at the Trevors Scott concert and I made
I said that guy's the old staff for the Breakers,
and she's like the big, tall white guy there. I
was like, no, a little bit the other next to him,
I said, can you just just quietly so he doesn't notice?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Can you just go stand back to back with him?
He's the same height as my missus. Does it, it
doesn't matter. And I tell you who was there who
got everyonegoing. Taco Bell was there, the seven foot monster
Taco Bell. We call them Tago Bell. Yeah, Taco full
of Taco Bell, seven seven six. So Taco Bell was
walking around the outside of the court and he was
(18:01):
with a guy who was six six. It made him
look like a dwarf. My kids were like, I'm just
trying to get on court and get photos with him. Yeah,
but hopefully he can play. He's such a monster. Yeah,
it's out of control.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It's ridiculous. He looks like an alien. It's like if
you're that tall and you can walk in chew gum
at the same time like you're in the team.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh yeah, hopefully he gets to run. But yeah, they
absolutely spot. They were outsiders in that game, and they
thumped them by about thirty forty points.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So at home, that's at home court advantage. When they've
got you know, when you get ten thousand dudes filling
out Spark Arena and watching League on their phones. There's
no atmosphere like and cricket and League which we lost
twenty five twenty four to Tonga. This was a bruising
game man, straight from the outset today. Yeah, the hits,
(18:51):
it was like the biggest hip men of the NRL. Yeah,
just put face to face and told to run it straight. Yeah.
A little disappointed in the hooker they were two separate
and also they need to both be going at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah. And the irony as the all black one got
face to face with the English. Yeah, the English went
up to half wait and we went over the tim
meadline and got in their face and I was like, fuck, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What I want, and this is what we want. We
all want that. And then a cruel irony that Keimis
didn't do that and it should have been going at
the same time, because the fact that would have looked
sack if they're both gone, you know, right on each
other's faces, still going. They came out tongue and it
was like when they scored first and I was like
Jesus Christ. I was like, okay, they got ten minutes
(19:34):
of like, you know, fizz and then yug gonna run up.
They didn't. They kept going all through that first half.
They smashed us, and in the second half it settled
a little bit. We started to score, Sean Johnson started
getting the boys fizzed up. But they were just as good,
I mean, evidently better than we were. And I don't know,
(19:54):
it just looked like we had we had our chances
to win it. Sean Johnson had to drop goal. A
Sarka had a drop goal. Probably should have taken the
tackle on, but anyway, penalty as well that was missed.
Again I keep saying, take the post off the pitch.
Here's my flaming hot take from this game. The state
of origin rules need to be changed in the NROL
because they had two origin players on the field, because
(20:17):
they are a Tier two nation and we're not allowed
state of origin players. So for example, Kaylen Ponger had
to decide to play for Australia even though it's eligible
for the Kiwis because he wanted to play state of origin.
If you are playing for Tong or some more, you
don't have to make that decision.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So when do they stop becoming Tier two how often
they have to beat a Tier one nation to become
Tier one.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Today is what I'm saying right now. They need to.
So Olaka and Kafusi were their two origin players. Kaufusi
is one of eight Tongan players born here in New Zealand,
six of those in Auckland, one in Hamilton and then
one in Wellington. Saliva Harvili, Tuylola here and Jason Tomalola
have all played four the Kiwis and now they play
(20:59):
for Tonga. It's not a level playing field anymore. And
so I'm calling for the Australian Rugby League Andreid and
Peter Orlandi's got to come together, change the rules, level
the playing field. It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
No, they'll never do it. Australia first mate, it's Australia's
game rugby. Australia without rugby league, yeah, there's no Australia.
So they're not going to change.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So basically what happens now is if you or if
someone or Tongue and descent, which I think about eighty
percent of the league is now, and you don't make
the Australian team, you just go play for tong or
some more. Because if Izzy call you back up. Yeah,
you're straight back in there.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
And you can play Origin, which they make about sixty
grand Aussie a game.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
That's right, But then we're hamstrung and all of these
players that are New Zealand born, players that should buy
rights be in our team, are now over there playing
for those two point level the playing field.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Man, it's a good point. So we knocked out. We're out.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah well yeah, well, I mean we haven't won anything,
so yeah we're out. And then what Tongue Australia Final.
Yeah what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you when
they'll level the playing field as if Tongui Australia. Yeah,
they were like the Origin players are out. Yeah yeah,
so yeah, that's that's my flaming. I'll take Aukland FC.
(22:11):
I watched that game, Like I said at the at
the Rezu, it's just so good having a bit of
a rivalry.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Great, it's good, and there was it sparked up the
Phoenix fans too, and that was what their biggest crowd
and seasoned crowd I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I was saying this to Piney on Friday, this is
only good for the Wellington Phoenix. Yeah. The introduction of
this because now people give a shit like me, I
give a shit about the game. Still don't know what's
happening on the field, but I give a shit about
the rivalry there and it's good to watch. And that
port end looked insane.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, they looked a bit lonely, that didn't they because
they had empty sections either side of them, and then
they were just put into this kind of a pin,
little kind of pot of fans which seemed a bit
over the top. To be honest. There's this three to
violence which is never going to happen if you've been
amongst those fans, any of those fans, No one no violent,
No one's bones, there's no violence. There's no violence. So
(23:04):
the return Derby is in about four weeks time, in
the sixth of December, back at Gohard Stadium. So that
is going to be a cracker.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, that is going to be a cracker. We I
noticed so many stead of the ship hats in the crowd.
What I will say is, and obviously the team's only
what three weeks old, two weeks old, three weeks old,
I haven't really figured out what we do when we celebrate.
If you're an Auckland fan because they scored it and
they jumped the hoardings and were in front of the
port and it was just like, all right, Auckland FC
(23:37):
fans need to figure out one thing that happens when
I reckon it's we flood the stands with stead of
the ship hats, they take them.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Off and wave them around there, raven around the head,
like the soldiers leaving for World War two? Yeah, or
do they throw them in the air like they're graduating
and then just try and gather them afterwards.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, it'll be quite hard to control.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, we get your hat back, but quite bad. Of
one person's got nets, Oh my god. Yeah, it's through
the port like that, who's the port? Because who's take
down the pool? They would be a master playing from
the Phoenix, from the from the Yellow Fever.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, introduced nets into the port.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Just get one story of the ship hit.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's up bad and then we're just like the dowsing
people on the way out, treading them all for curtoos.
So yeah, I was. I was pretty excited by that game.
The one goal, everyone went nuts. Then they piled on
a second one and it's like.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, they threw everyone four day the Phoenix, so desperate
to score.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Do you say that head clash? I didn't. Actually there
was a fucking banger of a head clash two dudes.
And it's worse than rugby or league because in rugby
and league you're bracing for contact. These two dudes, they
were just going for the ball, not looking at each
other and just full on a nogging on noggin, split
wide open. One dude's wrapped up like the mummy. It
(24:52):
was at all time. Hi, though one of them went off?
Did one of them go off? But I think one
of them got to stay on? Yeah, there is an
HIA protocol just in this year, I think, but he
unlikely he didn't stay off of very long, right.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And also it's like do they have to do HIA
every time they hit the ball sometimes you get copping.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
In the head. Yeah. Anyway, And also what a massive
weekend of sport because the All Blecks played and we
still haven't talked about it.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, and Liam Lawson more points for him and yeah,
he came ninth, so he qualified fifth, which is amazing.
He was fifth on the grid. But drop back a
strap On came from like fifteenth on the grid.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
To win it.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
But most importantly he beat Sugi Petties again but not
as teammates and Noda, but he's in the points again.
So that's what you could ask for. Yeah, from Liam Lawson,
that is huge.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So the All Becks won by two squeaky bum time
there was a drop goal that could have won it. Yeah.
It was back and forth, up and down. I thought
when we scored, we looked great. Obviously Wallace to Teddy
looked great. Had to play way more than he wanted
to because Cody Taylor got yes, and he's unavailable for
the Island game. Yes, body as his body that they're
(26:03):
like potentially two of our best players right now. Well,
particularly if you're a Razor and you've just benched Mackenzie
for body. Yeah, Nagata ring Damien, Yeah, we have to
on since morning.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah. But anyway, so yeah, I thought of more looked great,
like a few line out throw issues, but yeah, but
a wrecking ball around the around the park.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He was great. Get one of the wingers to throw
it in.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It gets yeah, who cares where they used to didn't they?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Cheslin Cobby is still doing it for South Africa, is he? Yeah?
Every now and then if they're out on his wing,
he'll throw into the line out so they can have
an extra forward in the thing. I see.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
That's so that's the crazy thinking of that crazy man.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It is.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Hey, just be going back to Liam Lawson. That was
our hunch. That was our agenda hunch him to score points.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So if you followed us in on that, then you'll
be in with the money.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And speaking of T A B and hunches, let's take
one more quick break because tomorrow is the Melbourne Cup.
So we will be joined by paulmulhity right after this break. Well,
it's a great honor and privilege to have live and
in the flesh Paul Malhity from the tar B. Paul,
big week for you.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Anything on this week, it's just get my mind at
the moment. There's something on tomorrow. Look it'll come to me. Yeah,
it'll definitely come.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, there's a couple of races on tomorrow. I going
to tell you down there in Duneda.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
That's it here on the swinger wing.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, it's it's the Melbourne Cup tomorrow. Everyone's talking about it.
Some punishes will show up to their workplace and a
suit for no reason tomorrow. I feel like if you're
watching it, you can sharpen a suit.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And you also can I say, if you're not into it,
and you know some people are, oh yeah whatever, grow up, okay,
because this is a great excuse to take the afternoon
off work. So even if you're not really into it,
just pretend like you're into it. We're a suit to
we're a fascinator and say it's Melbourne Cap Day. I'm
fucking passing off at three in the afternoon to go
and take in the vibes and you're not going to
(27:59):
stop me. Don't sit in your computing a camp three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, I just in case our bosses are listening, of course,
because we're leaving at twelve at a full time bar.
But yeah, anyway, that'll.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Be a great place to meet tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It will be. Yes, we might see you down there, poor.
But my first question, it's the same question I ask
every year, and funnily enough, it's the same answer every year,
but I can still never remember it. What race and
what times? The actual Melbourne Cup itself.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's fairly easy because it's the same every single year.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
He's a bit fat. Go on lane quarter past five.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Well it's it's scheduled to go at five o'clock, right, okay,
And it's usually meeting seven yeah Flemington. Yeah, in fact,
it's always meeting seven Flemington Race seven. If you want
to use the twenty four o'clock seventeen hundred, oh that's easy,
seven seventeen okay, I remember, I remember that. If I
(28:58):
come back next year.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, and the same question, oh well I can't. That's
the first thing. Everyone's like, what time is the sexual
because when people are watching it in the office, they
will always be like, oh, is this the Melbourne Cupula?
Well it is, but this one isn't. But then the
next one, this is the bloody swiper vescence play to it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
One of the one of the great ruses we did
when Lee Hart and Jason Hoyt were on Bougier, I remember,
and I was looking after Hodaki and they came out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And said what do we do around the Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Cup And I say, I don't know. You can take
it live if you want, or maybe just play last
year's and so they did, and I didn't quite realize
how much of a kerfuffle that would cause because they
played the one, but halfway in the race, they were like,
this doesn't like they made it. So it wasn't, but
people believed it. And the horse that won the year
before was also in that race. That happens, and so
(29:51):
people were celebrating that they put money on it, and
then they started ringing. Of course I didn't because I
thought like the show was built on just bullshit, so
I presumed them no, And yeah, the backlash was quite severe.
People were and misleading people, and the tab got involved.
(30:12):
I mean TB have come along ways and said I
think they've got a sense of humor. But about you know,
five years ago, must.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I'm still working totally.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
So is there a prohibitive favorite tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Paul?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
For the for the actual race seven Melbourne Cup, it's a.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Fairly wide open field this which makes it so much
more interesting. There's no out and out, hot hot favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
And we were saying this morning, people always say, are
the favorite never wins at the Melbourne Cup? Is that true? Well?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Never is a it's a very very long time, so
I wouldn't say that, But favorites don't perform very well
in Melbourne Cups. The last favorite to win was Fiurente
back in I think it was twenty thirteen actually, so
it says about eleven years ago that was the last time.
So if you like backing favorites, you might want to
(31:06):
mix your sort of beds up of it. And I
have a little spread sort of thing. But the fact
that this year there's a couple of joint favorites and
they've sort of been battling away to see who is favorite,
it makes it just a wee bit different this year.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, and it's good for the office sweepsteak as well.
It's a bit more even exactly.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Usually you pick out a couple and then the guy
that gets a favorite thinks he's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No he's not.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
But if you like in that sort of from around
nine dollars to twenty dollars, someone a runner that's paying
around that, they are the ones that usually, in fact
the last sort of four or five years, you'll find
that the winners have paid between nine dollars and twenty
twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's sort of the sweet spot. So what are some
of the names that are standing out to you or
what are people saying to you around the office? Or
around the traps.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
See now you've got to block out the why noise
because here's always a lot of chatter around and everyone's
a Melbourn. Everyone's got to everyone has a tap, so
you'd be taking the whole field if you listen to everyone.
So if we have a look, why don't we look
at the key We runners first? Yes, and we've got
three in the race, the best chance of the key
(32:19):
We runners. And he's paying a web money opened up
at seventy one dollars, touch fifty one dollars I think
overnight now just back out to sixty one dollars. Number six.
Sharp and Smart trained by Graham and Debbie Rogerson. Sharp
and Smart to be ridden by Mickey d oh Now.
Sharp and Smart he's a five year old. Two years
(32:42):
ago he was the best three year old in New Zealand.
He won the New Zealand Derby. He won the group
won Herbie Dyke against the older horses.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
He won the Herby Dike.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
He won the Herbie Herby Dark Right, he won that.
Now he's had a few issues and.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Off the field.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
He was late to the bus.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I can't so he hasn't found that form that he
showed as a three year old he can definitely he
should get the two miles right, and he ran a
very very encouraging third at Mooney Valley a few weeks ago,
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so if he was to find the form that he
had as a three year old, he's definitely a nice
little each way.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Go damn it, I've just put on the nose.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Jesus trigger trigger, I'd just stuck it on the I
just stuck ten on the nose.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I'll tell you, well, I hope I get a commission
out of this one. This is great, so he should.
He's probably our best chance. Outside of that, We've got
Positivity number twenty one, trained by Andrew Foresman, written by
Winona costing one hundred and one dollars at the moment,
and Trust in You to be written by Mark Duplass
who used to ride here in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, now rides.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Over in Australia and Queensland, trained by Bruce Wallace and
Grant Cooksley, also out at one hundred and one dollars.
So the three key we runners they're rouffies.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, should we say longish lass put another ten dollars
so I.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Have I was thinking because I've tried to. I've tried
to follow the form on Melbourne Cups in previous years,
and this year I've changed my tactic. Poor mighty yes,
I've gone for what I think the commentary will sound
the best, you know when they cross the line and
the race caller, so I've gone.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
For that one smooth operator.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
So I've gone for land Legend right at fifteens and
warp speed at thirty one because i could see you
guys come on our.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Homes trake warp speed.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He is at warp speed and takes him.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's what I've That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
So I'm going vibe on commentary with a land Legend.
Now he's a Melbourne Cup legend. Correct here the line
that the line they write themselves warp speed and land
Legend right themselves. So I've gone for futures on them.
I got warp speed at thirty one and land Legend
at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, warp speed? What is it withdrawny?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I put these on like about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
That is a shame, isn't it, lad scratch?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
So now warp speed is currently twenty six dollars when
the Melbourne So you got to weave it a value
thirty one dollars. It's the Japanese horse a couple of
weeks ago around in the Coolfield Cup. Slightly disappointing.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
You get to say, saving yourself, saving itself language barrier.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Although there was some would say there was a bias
on the track. You had to be up near the
front right at Calfield that day he wasn't right.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
So some would say you left to be up to
the front every day.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Certainly when you get to the finishing face, that's always
a good thing.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Where up front it's the finishing face.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And I've done the barrier draw I've done the barrier drawer.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, okay at warp speeders jumping out of three?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, that is that good? Is that what I mean?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Look at the barrier drawer? How many horses are there's about.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Forty a lot of horses, twenty four twenty four horses.
Where in the barrier drawer? Is it all determined with
the conditions or is it best to be on the inside.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
What's usually the horse? If you've got a horse that
likes to go go early, go early, Yeah, yeah, you
want an inside barrier so you don't have to come
across the whole field to get to the rail. If
you've got a horse that's going to settle back, then
you probably want somewhere in this sort of nine out
towards about fourteen sort of thing, because then you can
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sort of come across Settle midfield just one off the.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Rail right, and it's all random, isn't the draw. It's
just a.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Draw's random, just to pull it all out of the basket,
and that's where you go.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But twenty four, you your race is considerably longer than
anyone else's, isn't it. If you're away out there and
car park.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Not too many have won from twenty for car park. Yeah,
I think now very Elegant wasn't drawn twenty four, but
was drawn very very wide when she won with James
McDonald aboard Now she ran the year before that had
a wide drawer and didn't quite get the trip that
she needed. McDonald had her across before they got to
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the finishing post the first time round and was sitting
in behind the favorite one off the perfect so he
knew when to pounds. As they came round the turn.
I think the favorite went too early and he was
able to just peel off out of the slipstream. Well
the rest was history, and I think very Elegant was
paying around fifteen dollars. So there we're in that sort
of sweet spot again.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I think that might have been the year where I
accidentally put the bed on twice and it paid out twice.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
That's what's fair opened. And what's J Mack riding this year?
Has he got a mount?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yes? She does? Where are we because.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I basically I don't know much about Australian racing, and
I actually know even less about racing, but I take
the tips. But whenever I go to Australia, I just
look at what J Max riding and I just get
on that and it tends to actually more times than
not coming.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
We're saying they should switch switch the jockey and horse
name around. What is J Max? He should be listed
as and then the horse name under He doesn't even ride?
Oh he got you know, he got scratched? Oh did he?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Unfortunately? So he's not in this year?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is Melbourne Cup? Jeez, if you were a horse owner
and you saw a J Max horse got the scratch,
wouldn't you give him a bell? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
When you get your jockey and go, hey, h do
you want to maybe we'll still pay it.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
So I'm feeling sure he was down to ride Via Sestina,
who he rode to an eight length victory in the
Cox Plate a few weeks ago. So the connections the
trainer have decided not to take her to the Melbourne Cup.
They're going to be riding her on the last eight
champions Day of the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Carnibal right right, Okay, So outside of the Kiwis, who
are some of the big you talked about those two
tied for the favorite, yep who the hot?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
So at the moment Voban number one trained by Willie
Mullins to be ridden by William Buwick six dollars and
fifty cents opened up at seven, so in a touched
to Sex fifty and Buckeroo trained by Kiwi Chris Waller,
who applied his trade in Woodville I think in the
early nat is a Woodville boy. God yeah, now one
(39:23):
of the well, one of the most successful trainer in
Sydney probably in Australia. You could argue that number two
Buckeroo six fifty as well, so, and that opened up
at five dollars and fifty cents, so drifted slightly Buckeroo,
so equal favorites at the moment. Voban at six fifty,
Buckeroo at six fifty now Voban number one. Number one
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is it's not a very good saddlecloth to have on
when we're talking about the Melbourne Cup, very very hard
because it means you're the top weight. You're carrying the
heaviest load around all the way around that Flemington trad.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
How do they decide the weights on that as well?
Like how's that.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
The Victorian racing handicapper. Yep, he'll look at how the
horses have been formed and he'll judge each one a weight.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Jeez, that's a lot of responsibility on a hell of
a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
The theory is he gives hands the weights out, ye,
and when they come around the turn and get to
the finish line, all twenty four.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Finish at the same time. Right, that's what he's going for.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That never happens in the feast ley, but that is
the sort of theory behind it.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
And do they get do occasionally they go, oh, I
probably shouldn't have put that weight on the horses.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It comes the last, you know, the favorite cat last.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
I can tell you that trainers and owners of horses,
certainly here argue that before the race and certainly afterwards.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, imagine, I.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Can't imagine anyone's ever been happy with the weight they've
been handed. No, no, no, yeah, that sounds right, No exactly.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
And it's like when the when we price up the
warriors exactly, warriors a dollar foot. Oh that's ridiculous. Why
are they dolive for?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It can't be?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
And where do they this is this is a question,
has nothing can do with anything. Whereabouts do they put
the weights? Are they in the saddle? Are they are they?
What are they? Are they little bits of lead?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Are they?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Coins? Are they? What are they?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Are they? Donut coins? They are weight?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They are weights, just like yeah, and they took them in,
tuck them into the saddle, the area their little pockets there?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
And what's the maximum weight that a horse has ever
carried or in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It is there?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Does it just keep on going to range?
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah? Oh look we could go up to sixty six.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, when you get over the jumps, you're talking up
to seventy kilos.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
They're carrying seventy kilos of lead weight. Yeah, weight's in
there that used.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
To be the and now they've brought it back slightly.
So shit, the horses don't have to carry as much,
but it means the ones who are I guess slightly
to win, Yeah, very even least weight, right, and there's
there's not a lot of jockeys to get down.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
To that way. Yeah, you're lightweights like you two. Yeah, yeah, obviously, yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
You'd get you almost have your you know, there's not
a lot out we need you. Yeah, one of the
only ones you can get down to forty nine and
a half or fifty.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Here, right, So what about what if you counteracted a
say like I don't I'm not going to put weights
on my horse. I'm going to put Jeremy Wells, who's
one hundred and seven kgs instead of taking to sixty kg's.
I'm just going to put a large jockey. Is that
an option we could?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
You could do that. That's an option.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
It's an option.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You'd rather have a sixty kilo dude with fifty kas.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
An option though you can throw it out that you're
put Williams on the back of a horse's way.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Well, I've seen Jeremy run. You'll probably run as fast
as the horse.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He's got a shocking gate. Okay, it's a good book.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I know what you meant. Is there a gap in
the market for a fun loving jock.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, stand out like a literally like a sore fum.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, they're giving them the mania handicap.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I think that's something that we could suggest to the
Victorian Racing Cup.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I think in one of the lead up races. Yeah, yeah,
that's right. I'll speak speaking of the lead up races,
I think one of the things that people always ask
for in the on the Melbourne Cup day is is
there anything in the races beforehand? Any tips that you
could dish out, because you know some people like to
warm up, maybe fill the keddy up a little bit
before we get to race seven. Meet seven, seventeen hundred
(43:35):
Melbourne Cup. I love the way you did it, of
course I knew that coming in. I just wanted to
ask for the list just for the sake of the listen.
This is the broadcasting thing. But you are true professional.
So have you got any tips leading up to the
race itself?
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So we've got a couple of domestic meetings on tomorrow,
one at Ellesleie. So just a hip hop skipping a
jump from here and then down south at Winger Twoy.
So if we go to Ellesleie, I'll try I'll try
and tip you in so that you've got something that
you build a bit of a bank for the Melbourne Caps.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
That's what you're after. That's right, get your eye in
so they come Race seven. You're seeing a beach ball.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Ellesleie, Race one number seven, whit's end currently three dollars
but odd surge out to three dollars and sixty right now.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, okay, you've got the odds sue, Yeah, I've got
the odd sage says three ten on mine, but in
there I put the odd sage on three sixty. Yeah,
into it.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Brighty hat. We'll post Lane's bett slips at things so
that everyone can follow it.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And one more race three. Yep, we're still there, and
there's already been a bit of money which would suggest
that someone's in the notes.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Get on someone's very very keen. Get on it quick
because that podcast can really it's.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
The market movement. Number six moving melody was six dollars
and fifty cents now into four dollars, but with the
odd surge back out to four sixty.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Ok g Lane done, got a city in punt punp
and by that stage you've got enough and your kiddy
to work at home. Come Melbourne Cup race Paul. Just
for that, you go, What if you had to stake
your life on one horse tomorrow at race seven? What
are you going for? Are you going to favorite? I'm
not going to favorite?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
No, no, which probably means this will be the the
one year that the fave comes and I just can't.
I can't do that myself.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Look, one smooth operator. I've already got a wee bit
of money on one smooth operator. Currently eight dollars and
fifty cents comes out of the gee Long Cup. Won
the Geelong Cup and won it fairly easily. Now that
used to be a fairly good guide when it comes
to the Melbourne Cup. Not so much in recent years,
but just the way that he finished off, I did
(46:03):
like that. So one smooth operated at eight dollars and
fifty cents. And then if you want to go. Gilee
mentioned land Legend before. I don't mind land Legend myself.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
That's giving me hope.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
But the other one is Okita Sushi to be written
by Jamie Carr. There are four female jockeys in the race,
and she's one of them looking to go and do
the same thing that was it Michelle did on Prince
of beIN Zance back in two thousand and fifteen. I
(46:38):
think at one hundred they paid one hundred and one
dollars ben Zance. That's why most people remember, because I
wasn't on. I'm guessing you two were on. Brought it again. Yeah,
Okita Sushi, I think gets in at a nice lightweight
and if Jamie can just settle, I think as they
(46:58):
come around the turn, he'll ever whoever wee bit left
in the tank or like the way that he's coming
into this. He won the Mooney Belly cap or a
week or two ago. I think if he shows that
same sort of form, yeah, I think he'll be right
on it. At the sort of price e gtting for
twelve dollars at the moment was twenty one, so they've
already come for okay, so Jesus it was one of
(47:21):
the it'll be eight after this podcast goes up, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Thank you very much, mate. We'll see you down at
the Full Time Bar tomorrow. At some stage it's going
to be a great day. Yeah, will we get along
if you can't? Yeah, you got your suits? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh yeah mine?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh yeah, I got to find mine.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Actually, I've got most the beij Safari suit that I'm
worrying every year. That's right, I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I've seen it before. It's a real trait. Get along
to Full Time tomorrow if you care, just to see
Lane's short sleeved suit. Glane ge Laane Newman. Oh yeah, brilliant,
Thanks very much. Paul enjoyed that. Tomorrow. Make you boys
good luck.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Paul Malharty on the show towards the end from the
TB to preview the Melbourne Cup, which is tomorrow, We're
going to talk about the Keewis black Caps everything in
just a minute, is it? Is it? Kuy Fawkes today tomorrow? Tomorrow? November?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, never remember fifth November something?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, last something? Remember remember the fifth of November.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's the one. And then, like I said last week,
free swing for anyone who wants to shoot guns yep,
in public. It's a free swing tomorrow night. Because no
one can tell the difference between a Roman candle exploding
and a shotgun going off.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That is ridiculous. It's only flash. Neighborhoods like, oh my god,
was that gunfires? When has there been fucking gunfire in
the Sutton Birkenhead? You know what I mean? You know,
you know if someone's letting off a gun. Yeah, the
fireworks already started in my neighborhood. That drove me up
the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh yeah, it's there everywhere. I was playing around the
golf yesterday. I think you were as well.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
By the looks of you. I was there on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, but I was playing gold with my son at
four point thirty in the afternoon and a whole volley
of fireworks went off at four thirty, blazing sunshine. I
was like, who the fuck is doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think there's teenage kids across the road from me.
They're doing the same thing. It's like, what a waste
of time money.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I feel like their parents are out and they've let
them off or something. It's like, what's what's the point?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, this goes back to Jerry's theory on combining all
of the events around this time of year to one weekend.
So I think you might have a better grasp on
this than I do.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
They like savings, yeah, late day, yeah, guy fawks, and
trick or treating, So you have the trick or treating
when it's still light. Still dark, Oh, it's when it's light,
and then daylight savings kicks in and the next night
you have guy fawks, and then you have the day
off on Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So the other way around. So it's dark.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So it's dark for the guy fawks because at the
moment you've got to stay up till fucking eighty nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, and then you switch it around spots. So you
want to trick or treat during the daylight, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah because you because you do walk to look
out for the pdos, so you need it to be light.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah. And then yeah, da daye s having Halloween guy
fawks and Labor weekend and have a day off the
sleeper weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No one gives a shit about guy fawks. You don't
have to have it on that day. Same with trick
or treating. Halloween doesn't have to be on that day,
No it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You just said it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And Labor Day it's just the public holiday. Who kires
And then daylight saving sets tabatry, so it's just someone
combine them for frist sake. It's punishing for parents as well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And that's why we're asking for your vote at the
upcoming election at the ACC party because we're going that's
that We've only got one policy and it's there.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah. That and creating a super weekend and has to
be Aukland, sorry, everywhere else where we do everything in
one weekend, So we do the v Eights, the America's Cup, oh,
the Auckland Marathon, any other international sale GP. Everything just happens.
And one three day period up in Auckland Super weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So we can all clear our schedules. Yes, and the
beginning of that weekend we sing the national anthem and
that's it done for every event. One harket, yeah, and
that's it done for the rest of the year. All right,
let's start with the biggest sporting thing that happened across
the weekend, and it had me glued to my couch. Esaid,
I finished at such an awesome time yesterday, Oh my god.
(03:34):
And it was the black Caps going up going into
the history books three nil whitewash of India. I mean,
it was so tense that even my missus was sitting
there watching the game. She never watched his test match cricket.
It was so good.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I didn't think we had enough runs. If I was
on it's neither I looked at it and I was like, oh,
that's probably maybe thirty forty short. I reckon to putting
some serious pressure on them, and then they were forty
for five and I was like, year boy. And then
I basically went straight to a TV because I wasn't
actually paying any attention to it till someone texted me yeah,
and straight to a TV. And I was gripped for
the next hour and a half as it ebbed and flowed.
(04:10):
Is that Russian pant? I was like, Oh, this little
fatty's gonna take it away from us. And then he
got out, got reviewed a couple of times, then he
was another review, and then it was and then he
stood there and argued he stood next to the umpires,
like us, mate, it's all Paul rifle up in the
in the box. You can't influence us. The rifleman's up
there doing his work. And I think the rifleman looked
(04:30):
at that scenario and said, you know what, fuck you you're out. Yeah,
you're out to sit there and chirt the other armpike.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah fuck yeah yeah yeah, but did you see I
think it was during the lunch break they played a clip,
a slow motion clip of him doing like a handspring.
It was shockingly athletic. He got a run up and
like went just straight forward and just vaulted off his
hands and back onto his feet again.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He was he showing off?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was he? Yeah? He's not all it was in the
warm up before the game. It was one of the
wildest things I've ever seen. It makes me think guy
could probably do it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But yeah, that's the first time that India have ever
been whitewashed in a series at home.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well South Africa got them two nils.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh in a three match yes, three series. This is
another wild stat It is the first time New Zealand
have won three Tests in a series because we only
ever played two match series or three, and we've never
won all three.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, so no one's ever done four or five either,
so this is it's the only one that counts a
two match series.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So so good, so good, and this is let me
talk about it on the talked about on the Mat
and Jerry Show this morning, which I think you're.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
On tomorrow, don't did name it?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Matt's not on that show, yeah, sorry, the Hedichy Breakfast
with Jeremy and Friends. And it's kept our World Test
Championships alive. Yes, just so, we've got to beat England
three nil, so that's the first hurdle.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I wrote the rankings down so Oz, India, Sri Lanka,
then US, but US in Sri Lanka and I think
South Africa as well, we're on like fifty four percent
win loss and then India on fifty eight. They've played
three more games than US two wins at a drawer, but.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
They've got five tests in Aussie this summer and that
is going to be tough for them. That's a good
if Australia beat them four one or four nil, then
not five nil, because five nil Australia to the top.
Then we're in with a chance. And then South Africa
need to beat Pakistan and Sri Lanka at home. They've
got two tests seat against which is doable. And then
(06:28):
then this is a hard part. Then Sri Lanka need
to beat Australia at.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Home for us to qualify, and we need to beat
We basically need to sweep England. Yes, that's all.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's the one job we need to do is sweep
England and then the rest is up to the rest
of the teams the world. Yeah, the rest of the
word is all I'm saying is there's still a chance.
But this is I mean, it was ridiculous when we
won two. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
When we won one in a row.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We celebrated the first one, didn't we Yeah, and we're like,
whoa ship? I was winning fifty years for whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And the whole series. Here's how it's gone. And we
bowled them out for forty six in that first one,
and then we're like, yeah, but what are they going
to do to us? And then we won and we're like,
oh shit, yeah, but what's the pit's going to look like?
In the second? Oh, we won another one. You don't
win three sentence out. He was the hero of the
last go oh fuck.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
We won all three YEP ages back in Mumbai, back
in his favorite ground, the place.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Of his birth.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He loves the wink, loves the wank. He has the wink,
and we beat them with spin. We beat them at
their own game. We talked to Wags this morning. He's
got a new book out and he was talking about
the fact that you know, we've got simulated Indian conditions
and these indoor nets. They've got now Anui and a
few other places where they can simulate the conditions over
(07:41):
in India. Hence, I think the batting against the spinners
over there was amazing. It was it was really good,
like in terms of what we used to do. It
was attacking and then the obviously the spinners. My big
concern was that ages last year match in New Zealand
because we don't do India all the subcontinent again until
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think, and I think my age about thirty three.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Or no, he's thirty six.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Was he older them?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, you're saying they just hope for me here. Yeah, yeah,
that is disappointing. Yeah, but I just think what I
enjoyed watching. I enjoy watching Test matches that spin more
than just green seamers. Yeah, that's so much. I mean
we're only scoring two and fifty runs, but there's so
much happening within those two and fifty runs.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You know, there's nothing like a low scoring run. Chase Thriller.
Yeah yeah, he was thirty six two weeks ago. There
you go. Yeah, he jes ptel, So that could have
been his last year again for New zealing because he's
not going to play in New zeal He's not going
to play a New Zone.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I reckon we should try and put some of those
pitches together, like what the technology Run's got now, just
what a couple of dust bowls. A couple of dust bowls.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
They're prizing them with a dust bowl and yeah, and
come out and go what unveil a dust Hagley be
where you do it? Yep, just start rolling the pitch. Now,
I've seen dust bowls in South Canerby.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can do it. Yeah what.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I hope they're still partying, You're still going because they
deserve it. Darren Mitchell had a great speech at the
end of the game where he was kind of rubbing
it in their noses by saying, hey, we're just a
bunch of kiwi's. He just loved playing cricket. You know,
they're a bunch of super overpaid superstars. He didn't say that,
you see, they're a bunch of superstars.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He didn't say it with his words.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now you implied it that we just Kiwis he just love?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Is this the real?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Fuck you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You? You underestimated us and we pulled your pants down
and spent your little bodies.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is one of those things where you see those for
some reason, watching India, you think there's so much better
than us, and anytime you see Kee we in one
of those situations. Oh fuck, I don't actually think it's
like Stephen Adams in the NBA. You're like, look at
Dwight Howard and these dads. You're like, look at the
state of these guys, like we never produce athletes like that,
and Steven Adams has throwing these guys around here. Oh okay,
so yeah, I can. I'm not that good. Jimmy Neisham,
(09:52):
I mean everyone, it was all over social media last night.
Jimmy Nisham, what do you eat for food? The stud
formerly Little Lamb say he looks like an ol packer.
He posted onto his Instagram story. Is this the greatest
Kiwi sporting achievement of this century? Oh okay, that's a
hot take. That is a hot take. I've written down
a couple of things that sprung to my mind. Would
you'd have to probably put the goat and the boat
(10:13):
in there in terms of what she's achieved achieved over
that rugby world cut back to back, yes, eleven fifteen,
the World Test Championship, Yeah, yeah, I think this is
more impressive than the World Test Championship. Yeah. And then
the time I charged down a conversion against Temuka and
O nine.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So those are the Yeah, that's the Big Four. How
long did they how long did that person take the
line up there?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Kick? Well, the dirty secret is it never got high
in the crossbar. That's how I managed to charge it down.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
They kicked it into you. It was never gone over.
You were just running back to half way. I was
way offside as well anyway. Yeah, so I don't know.
I can't. It's a hot take. There is people trying
to compare it to our series victory in Australia. First
was back in eighty six, so I think that was when.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So, but I think that.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
The Australian team at that time we talked about it
this morning with Mike Hessen. The Australian team at that
time were ranked like seventh in the world, you know,
And so I think although it was a big quite
a big task winning in Australia, they went the greatest team,
whereas India other world's number one team, they are ranked
number one in their home conditions and we beat them.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And they've got all their dudes, you know, it's not
like this is a down for them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
So it's great. It's great stuff. And unfortunately I've had
to cancel every single town hall and I've got some
big news. The black Caps Supporters Support Group has been disbanded.
Oh you've torn it down, torn it down, taking the
t shirts off sale. Looked up they could be Look,
it's not saying that we can bring it back. We'll
probably bring it back at some stage, but for now,
(11:46):
the black Caps Supporters Support Group is no longer. We
do not need to hold each other. No, you just
celebrate with your friends.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's right. Give a big middle finger to Indian cricket vans. Correct, Yeah,
and just ride this.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I tailed into a couple on the comments as well,
social gods.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, the funny thing is that we posted that Coli
meme again, the Tiger King meme yet again, and I
was scrolling through the comments looking for the Indian fans
waiting in, but it was all just kiwis. Yeah. For
the first like three hundred comments was just people just
being like so stoked that we won.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
There was one one Indian fangaming and kind of broken
english Shane, how many ic C CAPSU one? Ha ha ha?
And then I wrote about what about Southampton kunt and
I didn't didn't come back to me. Yeah, I might
have had a few beers when I wrote that, I
was watching that. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking just I don't know.
(12:38):
It felt so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
The image that they projected over the top of Wankidie
Stadium with Tom Latham and the like series score. I
just wanted to screenshot that and make my bloody yeah screensaver.
It's just giant. He's got his arms folded, three nils
so good, suck it. What are they saying over the
are do you record like the dapers or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I guarantee this saying just doesn't count. It's all about Australia.
We're just preparing for Australia. The results in Australia are
the ones that count. Yeah, we need to focus on that.
They'll be they'll be washing over with that.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, that's bullshit, bullshit, although I.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Can't imagine you're going to get away with it. They've
just been humiliated by a little country in the South Pacific.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah. I always wonder what the media reports on it
over there, like do they talk.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
About it or do they come it's not as controlled
as say, like in the Middle East. I think they're
still open criticism.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But like if you watch Krooking FO there's like no
because that's Indian owned. Yeah, they do not ship on
the Indian team and they gloss over any of the
losses as.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
It was funny. We were between to Mike Hesson this morning.
Jerry said, see, I'm going to text the other thing.
He made it out. He goes, isn't it great to
beat these arrogant blah blah blah blah, and like it goes, Look,
I work in India. I'm not I'm going to pass
judgment on that his house was purchased and he's not
going to weigh in on that. He was good.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He was good about it though. Yeah, it's just so good.
It's just so good. I could I could just sit
in front of the smocrophone for an hour and say
it's so good, but we won't. We are selling a
yute before we walked in here. All thanks to Auto Trader.
The bids are up to seven and fifty, which is
which is still a bargain. It's still about half of
those bids in me. But there there's about five thousand
(14:18):
dollars worth of stuff that comes with us because some
of the other stations that we work with have chipped in.
So if you place the winning bid, not only do
you get the yute and all of the proceeds we're
going to donate to November End Zed. They've filled the
glove box and the boot with all sorts of stuff.
We've got one thousand dollars worth of petrol vouchers which
(14:39):
you will need, a thousand dollars worth of grocery vouchers,
plus iPhone sixteen from our mates at ZM, and a
Marshall amp Bear fridge dropped into the tray as well.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I think I've chucked the Makita site radio in
there as well.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I've seen that too, So there is over five grand
worth of stuff in there, So like you're already might
not the at least just bid five grand, So whatever
you're actually there's a few different ways you can skin
it in your own head. You can say I'm making
you know this this charitable donation, or I'm buying five
thousand dollars worth of stuff and then I'm only paying
two and a half grand for the ute. Yes, you know,
(15:13):
there's all sorts of different ways that you can justify
this purchase to yourself. But at the end of the day,
what it really is is a sick ninety eight straight six.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yep it's a gas guzzler. Oh yeah, no doubt about it.
I'm not going to hide the fact that you're going
to be fueling that thing. Yeah, hardcore, but it sounds.
But when you start it up and when you excite that,
I'll hum on your balls on that brand new seat.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I've set it before. I'll say it again, an ev bloody.
Even a little hatchpat doesn't make my balls tangle, you know,
and this thing does. In fact, that should have been
the first thing in the at the top of the listing. Yeah,
this thing, this thing will make your balls'll make your
balls tangle. So go and go and go and invest
in that thing. It's running for the whole month, so
(15:55):
I expect that this will ramp up towards the end there.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, it just text ute to three two three and
you'll get a direct link to auto trader.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yep, brilliant. All right, let's take a break. There's still
so much sport to get to it. We'll be right back.
On Saturday night, Lan I went down to my local
Risa with Mconi and chris Key and Storm and we
watched the football and then we watched the league. It
was actually great Saturday.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It was next level that Saturday because I went to
the Breakers. So I watched the last part of the
football on my phone and transit to Spark Arena and
saw the two goals and was celebrating with people around me,
and then I went to the Breakers game which started
at seven, so I watched a bit of the Breakers
and then the league kicked off and then the cricket
(16:45):
was on at the same time. So I was at
the Breakers watching the Breakers play the Adelaide thirty six's
and had one phone playing Toma versus the Kiwis and
the other phone I had Black Caps India and someone
was sitting behind me going you get running in a
very complex operation, and I was like I was flocking
in between punting as well. The Breakers that flew under
(17:09):
the radar, but they played out of their skins today. Yeah,
they scored one hundred and eight points season. Christ Jackson
cat cart right, he was off, he was going off
his head.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He he is a good player. Man, he is sick.
I'm stoked that we managed to re sign him as well.
He was at the Trevors Scott concert and I made
I said that guy's the old staff for the Breakers,
and she's like the big, tall white guy there. I
was like, no, a little bit the other next to him,
I said, can you just just quietly so he doesn't notice?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Can you just go stand back to back with him?
He's the same height as my missus. Does it, it
doesn't matter. And I tell you who was there who
got everyonegoing. Taco Bell was there, the seven foot monster
Taco Bell. We call them Tago Bell. Yeah, Taco full
of Taco Bell, seven seven six. So Taco Bell was
walking around the outside of the court and he was
(18:01):
with a guy who was six six. It made him
look like a dwarf. My kids were like, I'm just
trying to get on court and get photos with him. Yeah,
but hopefully he can play. He's such a monster. Yeah,
it's out of control.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It's ridiculous. He looks like an alien. It's like if
you're that tall and you can walk in chew gum
at the same time like you're in the team.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh yeah, hopefully he gets to run. But yeah, they
absolutely spot. They were outsiders in that game, and they
thumped them by about thirty forty points.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So at home, that's at home court advantage. When they've
got you know, when you get ten thousand dudes filling
out Spark Arena and watching League on their phones. There's
no atmosphere like and cricket and League which we lost
twenty five twenty four to Tonga. This was a bruising
game man, straight from the outset today. Yeah, the hits,
(18:51):
it was like the biggest hip men of the NRL. Yeah,
just put face to face and told to run it straight. Yeah.
A little disappointed in the hooker they were two separate
and also they need to both be going at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah. And the irony as the all black one got
face to face with the English. Yeah, the English went
up to half wait and we went over the tim
meadline and got in their face and I was like, fuck, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What I want, and this is what we want. We
all want that. And then a cruel irony that Keimis
didn't do that and it should have been going at
the same time, because the fact that would have looked
sack if they're both gone, you know, right on each
other's faces, still going. They came out tongue and it
was like when they scored first and I was like
Jesus Christ. I was like, okay, they got ten minutes
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of like, you know, fizz and then yug gonna run up.
They didn't. They kept going all through that first half.
They smashed us, and in the second half it settled
a little bit. We started to score, Sean Johnson started
getting the boys fizzed up. But they were just as good,
I mean, evidently better than we were. And I don't know,
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it just looked like we had we had our chances
to win it. Sean Johnson had to drop goal. A
Sarka had a drop goal. Probably should have taken the
tackle on, but anyway, penalty as well that was missed.
Again I keep saying, take the post off the pitch.
Here's my flaming hot take from this game. The state
of origin rules need to be changed in the NROL
because they had two origin players on the field, because
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they are a Tier two nation and we're not allowed
state of origin players. So for example, Kaylen Ponger had
to decide to play for Australia even though it's eligible
for the Kiwis because he wanted to play state of origin.
If you are playing for Tong or some more, you
don't have to make that decision.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So when do they stop becoming Tier two how often
they have to beat a Tier one nation to become
Tier one.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Today is what I'm saying right now. They need to.
So Olaka and Kafusi were their two origin players. Kaufusi
is one of eight Tongan players born here in New Zealand,
six of those in Auckland, one in Hamilton and then
one in Wellington. Saliva Harvili, Tuylola here and Jason Tomalola
have all played four the Kiwis and now they play
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for Tonga. It's not a level playing field anymore. And
so I'm calling for the Australian Rugby League Andreid and
Peter Orlandi's got to come together, change the rules, level
the playing field. It's unfair.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
No, they'll never do it. Australia first mate, it's Australia's
game rugby. Australia without rugby league, yeah, there's no Australia.
So they're not going to change.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So basically what happens now is if you or if
someone or Tongue and descent, which I think about eighty
percent of the league is now, and you don't make
the Australian team, you just go play for tong or
some more. Because if Izzy call you back up. Yeah,
you're straight back in there.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
And you can play Origin, which they make about sixty
grand Aussie a game.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
That's right, But then we're hamstrung and all of these
players that are New Zealand born, players that should buy
rights be in our team, are now over there playing
for those two point level the playing field.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Man, it's a good point. So we knocked out. We're out.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah well yeah, well, I mean we haven't won anything,
so yeah we're out. And then what Tongue Australia Final.
Yeah what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you when
they'll level the playing field as if Tongui Australia. Yeah,
they were like the Origin players are out. Yeah yeah,
so yeah, that's that's my flaming. I'll take Aukland FC.
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I watched that game, Like I said at the at
the Rezu, it's just so good having a bit of
a rivalry.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Great, it's good, and there was it sparked up the
Phoenix fans too, and that was what their biggest crowd
and seasoned crowd I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I was saying this to Piney on Friday, this is
only good for the Wellington Phoenix. Yeah. The introduction of
this because now people give a shit like me, I
give a shit about the game. Still don't know what's
happening on the field, but I give a shit about
the rivalry there and it's good to watch. And that
port end looked insane.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, they looked a bit lonely, that didn't they because
they had empty sections either side of them, and then
they were just put into this kind of a pin,
little kind of pot of fans which seemed a bit
over the top. To be honest. There's this three to
violence which is never going to happen if you've been
amongst those fans, any of those fans, No one no violent,
No one's bones, there's no violence. There's no violence. So
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the return Derby is in about four weeks time, in
the sixth of December, back at Gohard Stadium. So that
is going to be a cracker.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, that is going to be a cracker. We I
noticed so many stead of the ship hats in the crowd.
What I will say is, and obviously the team's only
what three weeks old, two weeks old, three weeks old,
I haven't really figured out what we do when we celebrate.
If you're an Auckland fan because they scored it and
they jumped the hoardings and were in front of the
port and it was just like, all right, Auckland FC
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fans need to figure out one thing that happens when
I reckon it's we flood the stands with stead of
the ship hats, they take them.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Off and wave them around there, raven around the head,
like the soldiers leaving for World War two? Yeah, or
do they throw them in the air like they're graduating
and then just try and gather them afterwards.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, it'll be quite hard to control.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, we get your hat back, but quite bad. Of
one person's got nets, Oh my god. Yeah, it's through
the port like that, who's the port? Because who's take
down the pool? They would be a master playing from
the Phoenix, from the from the Yellow Fever.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, introduced nets into the port.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Just get one story of the ship hit.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's up bad and then we're just like the dowsing
people on the way out, treading them all for curtoos.
So yeah, I was. I was pretty excited by that game.
The one goal, everyone went nuts. Then they piled on
a second one and it's like.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, they threw everyone four day the Phoenix, so desperate
to score.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Do you say that head clash? I didn't. Actually there
was a fucking banger of a head clash two dudes.
And it's worse than rugby or league because in rugby
and league you're bracing for contact. These two dudes, they
were just going for the ball, not looking at each
other and just full on a nogging on noggin, split
wide open. One dude's wrapped up like the mummy. It
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was at all time. Hi, though one of them went off?
Did one of them go off? But I think one
of them got to stay on? Yeah, there is an
HIA protocol just in this year, I think, but he
unlikely he didn't stay off of very long, right.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And also it's like do they have to do HIA
every time they hit the ball sometimes you get copping.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
In the head. Yeah. Anyway, And also what a massive
weekend of sport because the All Blecks played and we
still haven't talked about it.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, and Liam Lawson more points for him and yeah,
he came ninth, so he qualified fifth, which is amazing.
He was fifth on the grid. But drop back a
strap On came from like fifteenth on the grid.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
To win it.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
But most importantly he beat Sugi Petties again but not
as teammates and Noda, but he's in the points again.
So that's what you could ask for. Yeah, from Liam Lawson,
that is huge.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So the All Becks won by two squeaky bum time
there was a drop goal that could have won it. Yeah.
It was back and forth, up and down. I thought
when we scored, we looked great. Obviously Wallace to Teddy
looked great. Had to play way more than he wanted
to because Cody Taylor got yes, and he's unavailable for
the Island game. Yes, body as his body that they're
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like potentially two of our best players right now. Well,
particularly if you're a Razor and you've just benched Mackenzie
for body. Yeah, Nagata ring Damien, Yeah, we have to
on since morning.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah. But anyway, so yeah, I thought of more looked great,
like a few line out throw issues, but yeah, but
a wrecking ball around the around the park.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He was great. Get one of the wingers to throw
it in.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
It gets yeah, who cares where they used to didn't they?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Cheslin Cobby is still doing it for South Africa, is he? Yeah?
Every now and then if they're out on his wing,
he'll throw into the line out so they can have
an extra forward in the thing. I see.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
That's so that's the crazy thinking of that crazy man.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It is.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Hey, just be going back to Liam Lawson. That was
our hunch. That was our agenda hunch him to score points.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So if you followed us in on that, then you'll
be in with the money.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And speaking of T A B and hunches, let's take
one more quick break because tomorrow is the Melbourne Cup.
So we will be joined by paulmulhity right after this break. Well,
it's a great honor and privilege to have live and
in the flesh Paul Malhity from the tar B. Paul,
big week for you.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Anything on this week, it's just get my mind at
the moment. There's something on tomorrow. Look it'll come to me. Yeah,
it'll definitely come.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, there's a couple of races on tomorrow. I going
to tell you down there in Duneda.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
That's it here on the swinger wing.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, it's it's the Melbourne Cup tomorrow. Everyone's talking about it.
Some punishes will show up to their workplace and a
suit for no reason tomorrow. I feel like if you're
watching it, you can sharpen a suit.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And you also can I say, if you're not into it,
and you know some people are, oh yeah whatever, grow up, okay,
because this is a great excuse to take the afternoon
off work. So even if you're not really into it,
just pretend like you're into it. We're a suit to
we're a fascinator and say it's Melbourne Cap Day. I'm
fucking passing off at three in the afternoon to go
and take in the vibes and you're not going to
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stop me. Don't sit in your computing a camp three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, I just in case our bosses are listening, of course,
because we're leaving at twelve at a full time bar.
But yeah, anyway, that'll.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Be a great place to meet tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It will be. Yes, we might see you down there, poor.
But my first question, it's the same question I ask
every year, and funnily enough, it's the same answer every year,
but I can still never remember it. What race and
what times? The actual Melbourne Cup itself.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's fairly easy because it's the same every single year.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
He's a bit fat. Go on lane quarter past five.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Well it's it's scheduled to go at five o'clock, right, okay,
And it's usually meeting seven yeah Flemington. Yeah, in fact,
it's always meeting seven Flemington Race seven. If you want
to use the twenty four o'clock seventeen hundred, oh that's easy,
seven seventeen okay, I remember, I remember that. If I
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come back next year.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, and the same question, oh well I can't. That's
the first thing. Everyone's like, what time is the sexual
because when people are watching it in the office, they
will always be like, oh, is this the Melbourne Cupula?
Well it is, but this one isn't. But then the
next one, this is the bloody swiper vescence play to it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
One of the one of the great ruses we did
when Lee Hart and Jason Hoyt were on Bougier, I remember,
and I was looking after Hodaki and they came out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And said what do we do around the Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Cup And I say, I don't know. You can take
it live if you want, or maybe just play last
year's and so they did, and I didn't quite realize
how much of a kerfuffle that would cause because they
played the one, but halfway in the race, they were like,
this doesn't like they made it. So it wasn't, but
people believed it. And the horse that won the year
before was also in that race. That happens, and so
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people were celebrating that they put money on it, and
then they started ringing. Of course I didn't because I
thought like the show was built on just bullshit, so
I presumed them no, And yeah, the backlash was quite severe.
People were and misleading people, and the tab got involved.
(30:12):
I mean TB have come along ways and said I
think they've got a sense of humor. But about you know,
five years ago, must.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I'm still working totally.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
So is there a prohibitive favorite tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Paul?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
For the for the actual race seven Melbourne Cup, it's a.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Fairly wide open field this which makes it so much
more interesting. There's no out and out, hot hot favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
And we were saying this morning, people always say, are
the favorite never wins at the Melbourne Cup? Is that true? Well?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Never is a it's a very very long time, so
I wouldn't say that, But favorites don't perform very well
in Melbourne Cups. The last favorite to win was Fiurente
back in I think it was twenty thirteen actually, so
it says about eleven years ago that was the last time.
So if you like backing favorites, you might want to
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mix your sort of beds up of it. And I
have a little spread sort of thing. But the fact
that this year there's a couple of joint favorites and
they've sort of been battling away to see who is favorite,
it makes it just a wee bit different this year.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, and it's good for the office sweepsteak as well.
It's a bit more even exactly.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Usually you pick out a couple and then the guy
that gets a favorite thinks he's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
No he's not.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
But if you like in that sort of from around
nine dollars to twenty dollars, someone a runner that's paying
around that, they are the ones that usually, in fact
the last sort of four or five years, you'll find
that the winners have paid between nine dollars and twenty
twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's sort of the sweet spot. So what are some
of the names that are standing out to you or
what are people saying to you around the office? Or
around the traps.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
See now you've got to block out the why noise
because here's always a lot of chatter around and everyone's
a Melbourn. Everyone's got to everyone has a tap, so
you'd be taking the whole field if you listen to everyone.
So if we have a look, why don't we look
at the key We runners first? Yes, and we've got
three in the race, the best chance of the key
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We runners. And he's paying a web money opened up
at seventy one dollars, touch fifty one dollars I think
overnight now just back out to sixty one dollars. Number six.
Sharp and Smart trained by Graham and Debbie Rogerson. Sharp
and Smart to be ridden by Mickey d oh Now.
Sharp and Smart he's a five year old. Two years
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ago he was the best three year old in New Zealand.
He won the New Zealand Derby. He won the group
won Herbie Dyke against the older horses.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
He won the Herby Dike.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
He won the Herbie Herby Dark Right, he won that.
Now he's had a few issues and.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Off the field.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
He was late to the bus.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I can't so he hasn't found that form that he
showed as a three year old he can definitely he
should get the two miles right, and he ran a
very very encouraging third at Mooney Valley a few weeks ago,
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so if he was to find the form that he
had as a three year old, he's definitely a nice
little each way.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Go damn it, I've just put on the nose.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Jesus trigger trigger, I'd just stuck it on the I
just stuck ten on the nose.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I'll tell you, well, I hope I get a commission
out of this one. This is great, so he should.
He's probably our best chance. Outside of that, We've got
Positivity number twenty one, trained by Andrew Foresman, written by
Winona costing one hundred and one dollars at the moment,
and Trust in You to be written by Mark Duplass
who used to ride here in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, now rides.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Over in Australia and Queensland, trained by Bruce Wallace and
Grant Cooksley, also out at one hundred and one dollars.
So the three key we runners they're rouffies.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, should we say longish lass put another ten dollars
so I.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Have I was thinking because I've tried to. I've tried
to follow the form on Melbourne Cups in previous years,
and this year I've changed my tactic. Poor mighty yes,
I've gone for what I think the commentary will sound
the best, you know when they cross the line and
the race caller, so I've gone.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
For that one smooth operator.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
So I've gone for land Legend right at fifteens and
warp speed at thirty one because i could see you
guys come on our.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Homes trake warp speed.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
He is at warp speed and takes him.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's what I've That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
So I'm going vibe on commentary with a land Legend.
Now he's a Melbourne Cup legend. Correct here the line
that the line they write themselves warp speed and land
Legend right themselves. So I've gone for futures on them.
I got warp speed at thirty one and land Legend
at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, warp speed? What is it withdrawny?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I put these on like about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
That is a shame, isn't it, lad scratch?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
So now warp speed is currently twenty six dollars when
the Melbourne So you got to weave it a value
thirty one dollars. It's the Japanese horse a couple of
weeks ago around in the Coolfield Cup. Slightly disappointing.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
You get to say, saving yourself, saving itself language barrier.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Although there was some would say there was a bias
on the track. You had to be up near the
front right at Calfield that day he wasn't right.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
So some would say you left to be up to
the front every day.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Certainly when you get to the finishing face, that's always
a good thing.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Where up front it's the finishing face.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
And I've done the barrier draw I've done the barrier drawer.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, okay at warp speeders jumping out of three?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, that is that good? Is that what I mean?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Look at the barrier drawer? How many horses are there's about.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Forty a lot of horses, twenty four twenty four horses.
Where in the barrier drawer? Is it all determined with
the conditions or is it best to be on the inside.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
What's usually the horse? If you've got a horse that
likes to go go early, go early, Yeah, yeah, you
want an inside barrier so you don't have to come
across the whole field to get to the rail. If
you've got a horse that's going to settle back, then
you probably want somewhere in this sort of nine out
towards about fourteen sort of thing, because then you can
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sort of come across Settle midfield just one off the.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Rail right, and it's all random, isn't the draw. It's
just a.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Draw's random, just to pull it all out of the basket,
and that's where you go.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But twenty four, you your race is considerably longer than
anyone else's, isn't it. If you're away out there and
car park.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Not too many have won from twenty for car park. Yeah,
I think now very Elegant wasn't drawn twenty four, but
was drawn very very wide when she won with James
McDonald aboard Now she ran the year before that had
a wide drawer and didn't quite get the trip that
she needed. McDonald had her across before they got to
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the finishing post the first time round and was sitting
in behind the favorite one off the perfect so he
knew when to pounds. As they came round the turn.
I think the favorite went too early and he was
able to just peel off out of the slipstream. Well
the rest was history, and I think very Elegant was
paying around fifteen dollars. So there we're in that sort
of sweet spot again.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I think that might have been the year where I
accidentally put the bed on twice and it paid out twice.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
That's what's fair opened. And what's J Mack riding this year?
Has he got a mount?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yes? She does? Where are we because.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I basically I don't know much about Australian racing, and
I actually know even less about racing, but I take
the tips. But whenever I go to Australia, I just
look at what J Max riding and I just get
on that and it tends to actually more times than
not coming.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
We're saying they should switch switch the jockey and horse
name around. What is J Max? He should be listed
as and then the horse name under He doesn't even ride?
Oh he got you know, he got scratched? Oh did he?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Unfortunately? So he's not in this year?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is Melbourne Cup? Jeez, if you were a horse owner
and you saw a J Max horse got the scratch,
wouldn't you give him a bell? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
When you get your jockey and go, hey, h do
you want to maybe we'll still pay it.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
So I'm feeling sure he was down to ride Via Sestina,
who he rode to an eight length victory in the
Cox Plate a few weeks ago. So the connections the
trainer have decided not to take her to the Melbourne Cup.
They're going to be riding her on the last eight
champions Day of the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Carnibal right right, Okay, So outside of the Kiwis, who
are some of the big you talked about those two
tied for the favorite, yep who the hot?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
So at the moment Voban number one trained by Willie
Mullins to be ridden by William Buwick six dollars and
fifty cents opened up at seven, so in a touched
to Sex fifty and Buckeroo trained by Kiwi Chris Waller,
who applied his trade in Woodville I think in the
early nat is a Woodville boy. God yeah, now one
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of the well, one of the most successful trainer in
Sydney probably in Australia. You could argue that number two
Buckeroo six fifty as well, so, and that opened up
at five dollars and fifty cents, so drifted slightly Buckeroo,
so equal favorites at the moment. Voban at six fifty,
Buckeroo at six fifty now Voban number one. Number one
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is it's not a very good saddlecloth to have on
when we're talking about the Melbourne Cup, very very hard
because it means you're the top weight. You're carrying the
heaviest load around all the way around that Flemington trad.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
How do they decide the weights on that as well?
Like how's that.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
The Victorian racing handicapper. Yep, he'll look at how the
horses have been formed and he'll judge each one a weight.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Jeez, that's a lot of responsibility on a hell of
a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
The theory is he gives hands the weights out, ye,
and when they come around the turn and get to
the finish line, all twenty four.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Finish at the same time. Right, that's what he's going for.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That never happens in the feast ley, but that is
the sort of theory behind it.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
And do they get do occasionally they go, oh, I
probably shouldn't have put that weight on the horses.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It comes the last, you know, the favorite cat last.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
I can tell you that trainers and owners of horses,
certainly here argue that before the race and certainly afterwards.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, imagine, I.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Can't imagine anyone's ever been happy with the weight they've
been handed. No, no, no, yeah, that sounds right, No exactly.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
And it's like when the when we price up the
warriors exactly, warriors a dollar foot. Oh that's ridiculous. Why
are they dolive for?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It can't be?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
And where do they this is this is a question,
has nothing can do with anything. Whereabouts do they put
the weights? Are they in the saddle? Are they are they?
What are they? Are they little bits of lead?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Are they?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Coins? Are they? What are they?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Are they? Donut coins? They are weight?
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They are weights, just like yeah, and they took them in,
tuck them into the saddle, the area their little pockets there?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
And what's the maximum weight that a horse has ever
carried or in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It is there?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Does it just keep on going to range?
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah? Oh look we could go up to sixty six.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, when you get over the jumps, you're talking up
to seventy kilos.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
They're carrying seventy kilos of lead weight. Yeah, weight's in
there that used.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
To be the and now they've brought it back slightly.
So shit, the horses don't have to carry as much,
but it means the ones who are I guess slightly
to win, Yeah, very even least weight, right, and there's
there's not a lot of jockeys to get down.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
To that way. Yeah, you're lightweights like you two. Yeah, yeah, obviously, yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
You'd get you almost have your you know, there's not
a lot out we need you. Yeah, one of the
only ones you can get down to forty nine and
a half or fifty.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Here, right, So what about what if you counteracted a
say like I don't I'm not going to put weights
on my horse. I'm going to put Jeremy Wells, who's
one hundred and seven kgs instead of taking to sixty kg's.
I'm just going to put a large jockey. Is that
an option we could?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
You could do that. That's an option.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
It's an option.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You'd rather have a sixty kilo dude with fifty kas.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
An option though you can throw it out that you're
put Williams on the back of a horse's way.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Well, I've seen Jeremy run. You'll probably run as fast
as the horse.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He's got a shocking gate. Okay, it's a good book.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I know what you meant. Is there a gap in
the market for a fun loving jock.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, stand out like a literally like a sore fum.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, they're giving them the mania handicap.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I think that's something that we could suggest to the
Victorian Racing Cup.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I think in one of the lead up races. Yeah, yeah,
that's right. I'll speak speaking of the lead up races,
I think one of the things that people always ask
for in the on the Melbourne Cup day is is
there anything in the races beforehand? Any tips that you
could dish out, because you know some people like to
warm up, maybe fill the keddy up a little bit
before we get to race seven. Meet seven, seventeen hundred
(43:35):
Melbourne Cup. I love the way you did it, of
course I knew that coming in. I just wanted to
ask for the list just for the sake of the listen.
This is the broadcasting thing. But you are true professional.
So have you got any tips leading up to the
race itself?
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So we've got a couple of domestic meetings on tomorrow,
one at Ellesleie. So just a hip hop skipping a
jump from here and then down south at Winger Twoy.
So if we go to Ellesleie, I'll try I'll try
and tip you in so that you've got something that
you build a bit of a bank for the Melbourne Caps.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
That's what you're after. That's right, get your eye in
so they come Race seven. You're seeing a beach ball.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Ellesleie, Race one number seven, whit's end currently three dollars
but odd surge out to three dollars and sixty right now.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, okay, you've got the odds sue, Yeah, I've got
the odd sage says three ten on mine, but in
there I put the odd sage on three sixty. Yeah,
into it.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Brighty hat. We'll post Lane's bett slips at things so
that everyone can follow it.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
And one more race three. Yep, we're still there, and
there's already been a bit of money which would suggest
that someone's in the notes.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Get on someone's very very keen. Get on it quick
because that podcast can really it's.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
The market movement. Number six moving melody was six dollars
and fifty cents now into four dollars, but with the
odd surge back out to four sixty.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Ok g Lane done, got a city in punt punp
and by that stage you've got enough and your kiddy
to work at home. Come Melbourne Cup race Paul. Just
for that, you go, What if you had to stake
your life on one horse tomorrow at race seven? What
are you going for? Are you going to favorite? I'm
not going to favorite?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
No, no, which probably means this will be the the
one year that the fave comes and I just can't.
I can't do that myself.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Look, one smooth operator. I've already got a wee bit
of money on one smooth operator. Currently eight dollars and
fifty cents comes out of the gee Long Cup. Won
the Geelong Cup and won it fairly easily. Now that
used to be a fairly good guide when it comes
to the Melbourne Cup. Not so much in recent years,
but just the way that he finished off, I did
(46:03):
like that. So one smooth operated at eight dollars and
fifty cents. And then if you want to go. Gilee
mentioned land Legend before. I don't mind land Legend myself.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
That's giving me hope.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
But the other one is Okita Sushi to be written
by Jamie Carr. There are four female jockeys in the race,
and she's one of them looking to go and do
the same thing that was it Michelle did on Prince
of beIN Zance back in two thousand and fifteen. I
(46:38):
think at one hundred they paid one hundred and one
dollars ben Zance. That's why most people remember, because I
wasn't on. I'm guessing you two were on. Brought it again. Yeah,
Okita Sushi, I think gets in at a nice lightweight
and if Jamie can just settle, I think as they
(46:58):
come around the turn, he'll ever whoever wee bit left
in the tank or like the way that he's coming
into this. He won the Mooney Belly cap or a
week or two ago. I think if he shows that
same sort of form, yeah, I think he'll be right
on it. At the sort of price e gtting for
twelve dollars at the moment was twenty one, so they've
already come for okay, so Jesus it was one of
(47:21):
the it'll be eight after this podcast goes up, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Thank you very much, mate. We'll see you down at
the Full Time Bar tomorrow. At some stage it's going
to be a great day. Yeah, will we get along
if you can't? Yeah, you got your suits? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh yeah mine?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh yeah, I got to find mine.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Actually, I've got most the beij Safari suit that I'm
worrying every year. That's right, I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I've seen it before. It's a real trait. Get along
to Full Time tomorrow if you care, just to see
Lane's short sleeved suit. Glane ge Laane Newman. Oh yeah, brilliant,
Thanks very much. Paul enjoyed that. Tomorrow. Make you boys
good luck.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
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