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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to
you by Export Ultra of the Beer for here. This
is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twentieth of June.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Next sport a Culture.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning man, he good morning when I Stewart, thanks
having me on the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Thanks for coming. And we are actually heading to your
neck of the woods for the Export Ultra pregame ahead
of the All Blacks.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, well in your neck of the Woods as.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well for a while. I went down there the other day.
I saw that. I have a look around.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, it's a different It's a different hospitality environment down there,
isn't it these days?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Because when what were the bars there? When you were
down there?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I was big on the cook Yeah, the Empire, the
Crown and the Guardis.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, Guardis so Gardi's finished just before I start.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Right, Yeah, yeah, the Guardis was leading to do this
so big. There's always a good time at the Guardis.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Looked I went. I yeah, I never went into the Guardians,
but I was. There were a few parties on like
sort of castle in the adjacent area that I was
there or thereabouts, But I was saying Elaine yesterday that
did a real outstanding move from their behalf from the
fun Police's behalf where they said final party on Saturday,
everyone come and then shut it on the Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh wag.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think there's a misunderstanding of why people go to
a Tuger university from the university itself, so they keep
shutting down all the bars and turning them into the
facilities for the university. If you're going to go to
a university, you're going to go to a better university
than that. You know, Like, if you're going to go
out of your way to go to university, you're not
going to go to the one hundred and fifty thousands
rated best universe in the in the world. But if
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you're going to go to just suck up the student
life and go to the bars, It's not like the
students stopped.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Drinking, No, they just drunk at hut.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah. I know that's the part that I don't understand.
You haven't solved the problem, I've just forced it underground. Yeah,
people still think that way. Yeah, it's like all the
woke stuff that's got that you know happened a few
for the last few years, and then Trump gets voted
back and again and they're like, well, hang on, well
I thought no one thought that. No, no, no, you just
made it so unpopular for people to be able to
People still think these things. People still think o targos,
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go there and pass up university. I gotta be honest
with you. When people ask me what I studied at
otag A University, I say a Bachelor of Beer Drinking,
because I don't even remember what my fucking degree was. Yeah,
I've got a degree from there as well.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
My son's looking at going the next year actually go
and he went down there for the you know, for
the orientation, not the orientation what it's called, I nd
the look around, the open day or whatever. Yeah, and
all the reasons why he wants to go there, and
it goes there's so many people in my age there
looks so good man and the halls of residents look
like a lot of fun, And you're like, everything you're
talking about is about fun, yes, and you're right. And
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also I think that there's a lot of people who
when you leave high school, you get no idea what
you want to do anyway, yea.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And yeah, pass around if you take another three years.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, pass around before you face life. I mean you'll
run up a mess of debt, but that's all right.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, it will never affect you. Then it's interest free
throwing out. Let's go for it and you can get
under one sharing run afterwards.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, find yourself, find yourself, find yourself some other people.
So we're down the Daneedan pregames. Of course it's the
thirtieth anniversary of the Baan murders.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I'm sure I didn't get a chance to listen
to the show this morning, but sure, I'm sure it
didn't go unaddressed. Yeah, we had a little bit of
a chat about it.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's there's actually been a there's a sort of a
Baine generator and there's been a mix between Jeremy Wells
and Bain that's been posted up on the Met and Jerry's.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Socialism, so it's quite fit.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It actually works quite well.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Strangely. Well, I think it's a long face. Yeah, yeah,
it's like a long slender face. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean, well New Zealand, Well Well doned never get
past Bain, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I don't think it's always there's always going to be
linked intrinsically.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What is it about. It's it's the murder mystery. It
was it was the murder dock before murder docks were
a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, and there was the paper run and there was
there was a lot, a lot to do with it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah. My mate's dad was the first office there. Yeah,
so I guess like everyone would have had a similar Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Everyone in Dunedin is linked in some way to it.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah. A lot of people from Denedon that think he
was innocent oddly. No, well I just sort of think
like you, me and Adam are sitting in this room
recording this podcast right now. Yeah, and if somebody walked
in and Glane walked in later on and Adam was
alive and the two of us had been killed, Yeah,
I think he'd be right to assume Adam did it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I mean he's definitely got to be on the list. Yeah,
the last one left alive is definitely on the list.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's my general theory is, don't overthink these things.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And look, I just say that if you're going to
try and get someone off and protect them because they're
the last one that's going to be a live handwritten
note is the way to go, not the computer note
that you were the only one that deserve to live.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I mean that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Seems I mean far up a computer. It takes freacking ages.
Just just get out of pen and paper, Robin's if
you want to let if you want to get David off,
it would be so easy just to use your provable handwriting, Yeah,
rather than the computer that had a really weird message
that made it seemed like David Main wrote it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And I saw an article in the Herald this morning.
Did they talk to him? Maybe? Did they interview him?
I think he's living in way Eto. Yeah, I'm gotta
be honest, I'd probably go a bit further.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, Well he headed to Australia for a bit. Then
he's come home. He's changed his name again. Yeah, I
mean obviously his wife thinks he didn't do it. Yes,
you'd hope, I mean one if you ever asked any
really tough questions.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I wonder if you know. So he goes out to
play golf when he comes home a little later than
he said he was going to, and this kicks off
a little bit of a Yeah, you never stack the dish,
wash it and you never make the bit and you're
always leaving your washing all over the floor. Yeah, and
you killed your whole family like it must come up.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I mean, I've been in a number of relationships with
women and I've never been. I'm not saying i've been,
you know, above repute, but you know my experience, your
significant other is not one to bring up.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You know they're gonna bring up everything. Oh yeah, they're
gonna break everything from years and years and years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And then suddenly come on, oh you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Bring that up? Are yet? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Is that where this argument's going?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is it by sitting in the car after like a
heated argument and it's quite quiet, and she goes, she's
going to k I could murder a family. It's that
they always just come up. You think you've gotten away
with stuff, yeah, in a relationship, but it always comes
back up your great memories anytime. So this is something
that happened to me the other day. I was talking
to someone, I think it was actually Chris Key, was
(06:21):
saying that he hates the ways missus stacks the dishwasher,
so it doesn't let her, he'll just do it. Yeah yeah,
And I said, man, my missus, we stack the dishwasher
completely differently, and it's fine. Neither of us care about it.
And then a light bulb went off in my brain, Oh,
this drives your nuts. She just hasn't said anything about it,
and so I asked her. Sure enough, she's just like, yeah,
it really pisses me off. Do he stacked the dishway
(06:42):
What are you doing? She's a it's the cutlery primarily,
when the thing goes up or down. Yeah, I'm it down.
Pull it out by the handle, put it in by that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I've been accused of using the dishwasher as like a
storage device so I don't have to clean something. So
I put a pot through there that's definitely not going
to get cleaned in the dishwasher. You have to stop
gap measure between the pot being in the sink and
the pot eventually being cleaned.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And I was thinking about to see ow that do.
I said, well, just leave.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It in three or four rotations of the dishwasher. Eventually
that pot will become clean.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's right. It's a real short term solution because you're like,
the problem I have is the kitchen looks messy. Yeah,
if I take all that mess and just put it
in here, just wed.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It in the dishwasher with no chance of the dishwasher
being able to clean it all.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Have you ever seen a kitchen with two dishwashers the draws, Well, no,
I've seen a video of a guy explaining why you
should have two dishwashers, right, and you don't have cupboards
and you just run everything out of the dishwasher. Oh yeah,
So at any given point, there's a clean and a
dirty dishwasher that's brilliant, and so you just pull all
this stuff out of the clean one sense.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It's basically having drawers that can also clean the dishes.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Once it's finished, then it goes into the dirty one.
Then they reverse roles. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
See, I for a while had a dishwasher with two
draws and they both obrated. Yeah right, but the bottom
I'm broken. I never got to fix because it's like,
who I mean, We've still got a dishwasher running. Yeah,
so I can't to be bothered fixing, you know, like
my lacy dis kicked in there, and I never enjoyed
the full, the flawed glory.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Of the two dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah. Another story I saw when I was flicking through
the papers this morning was sale GPS not going to
be back in Littleton.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Do we put we put on the bloody hard Yeah,
it's down there, didn't we.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We did everything we could. Are we to blame for this?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I mean partially?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, I mean we did.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
We did a few crimes on the red carpet, I guess,
oh yeah, yeah. But I thought your explanation of how
it worked would have kept it going for a number
of years. When you got the look you got out
on that, I thought that was that was actually very impressive.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A lot of people, yeah, a lot of people have
said that's a bit. They didn't understand how it worked,
and so I put a couple of bottle caps on
the yeah table.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I totally explained it. It was a fantastic event.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I think I think it's just the shredding of the
dolphins potential, just one shread of dolphin if that ever happened,
would the end of it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
We're kind of living in a time when everything's just
becomes a massive argie bargie.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Everyone argues about it, and then.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Who knows who's right, and then no one can be
fuck doing anything anymore, and then they take it overseas
and just take Saudi money and everyone's happy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, one hundred for the slaves. Yeah. So the other
part of it is that they're thinking about going to Auckland.
But that was the whole reason it was in Christier
last year because that fell apart. Is anywhere else in
New Zealand we could have it because I'd love to
put it on Lake What at Tippoo?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh, it'd be great down in Lake what a Tapoo? Yeah,
what a good time. I mean, bit risky and what
you put you to need? And I tell you that's
that that that's a that's a changeable climb.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You don't want to base them out of Andy Bay
down there of Port Charmers, off Port Charmers. Yeah, maybe
you could put the Aussies over at Portobello so we
don't have to deal with them.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, I mean Auckland seems like the obvious one. But
there's some kind of issues with some contamination of some
shirt or some problem.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
More irradiated soils. Yeah, I mean, no one cares.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I mean the whole thing is you've got a bunch
of people that are hitting down to get absolutely fricking
steamed and watch yachting and drink everything they can and
hopefully listen to some shape Shifter if that shape Shifter
had been booked for Auckland as well, which fantastic. Anytimes
you get to watch shape Shifter is a good one. Yeah,
and everyone's worried about but a contamination. These are people
that are drinking, you know, pass and you're worried that
(10:14):
they might be standard in some slightly contaminated soil.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
They are literally going there to poison themselves whe they
watch yotting.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's like telling a person who's smoking how bad the
cigarettes are. They know, yeah, they don't. That's the reason
that none of these anti smoking campaigns are going to work.
It's like, yeah, I know, I know this is bad
for me. I'm not doing it because I think it's
good for me, and I think that it should be
similar to rugby. I think that most things in our
world these days, it should just be like, all right,
the ground is contaminated. You tell people that, but look,
(10:43):
we're still going to put the event on. I just
want to let you know you could get croaked because
the ground here isn't contaminated. And if you're okay with that,
then you should be allowed to do it, shah. Same
thing with the head knocks. Hey, you might not be
able to remember where your keys are when you're forty. Yeah,
but you will also get paid millions of dollars to
players a game. Yeah, for a job.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
How about we just pay them more to cover the
head knocks so they can get someone that walks around
writing down pits of information that they need to remember.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
The problem is the murders that can sometimes oh yeah,
CT can sometimes get you christ Yeah, it sort of
happened a little bit, hasn't it. You could sometimes get
a bit murdery.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah. It's not just forgetting where your keys are.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You can start to just get.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
A little bit murdery. Yeah, Aaron Hernandez I think maybe. Well,
I mean, but that's not gonna happen with the contaminated
soil for sal gp. No. No, we're just like, look,
just do it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, just we just need to have a bit of
a let's just do it and see what Heaven's kind
of vibe.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, bring that back.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
There's too many people. There's too many.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's like mum and dad, you know, don't go out
and play in the snow because it's too cold, put
a jacket on.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's like, yeah, but it's fucking fun.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, this is this is what we've thought cold, we
might get sick.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
We love a rule in this country ship we love
and we're not We're not removing any I mean, this
is the thing. We just keep adding more and more,
you know. I reckon this, we should decide on a
set number of rules. And I think this is the
same thing for rugby union. A hundred, one hundred rules
and that's it. If you add another one, you got
to remove one. Yeah, because because it's kind of like
when you build cities and top cities and top of
(12:11):
cities and top of cities and certainly there's a sinkhole
and you not right back down and where the roads were.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. Yeah, exact hundred rules and that's it. Yeah, because
I was thinking even last night, I couldn't find a
park for this basketball my social basketball games. But then
there was like on the on the footpath acres of
room too. And in any other country those would be
filled with people would just parked the car wherever they
could fit it. Yeah, yeah, But in New Zealand, we're like, nah,
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that's not a park.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Because I mean the pedestrian can still get round.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Also, there are no pedestrians.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, no pedestrians, and if one should ever come along,
then there is room for them to just shimmy around
your car. And so the joy and the potential health
benefits of the country of you being involved in something physical,
that's what we should all be doing. We should all
be facilitating people being physical because then they cost less
later in life because they're more healthy.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
They just let them park on the pavement.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Who goes a shirt, goes a shirt? Yeah, loving no
more rules.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
If you're today, you'll think about making a rule.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Don't no rules, no more else. This is our new rule,
no more else, no more rules. Super Rugby this season
has done this thing where they are announcing team lists
on like a Wednesday. I quite like it. Yeah, I
like it as well. Gives us something to talk about. Yeah.
And the big story out of last night's teamless for
the Super Rugby Grand Final is that Patrick Twey blow
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to Evan Shelton. One News has made a miraculous recovery.
It has been two weeks since an mcl injury ruled
him out of Super Rugby, and all of a sudden
he's back it's incredible. It is incredible, fantastic for the
Blues and suspicious.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Did you reckon Rested?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Did he No? I don't think rested. I think he's
still fucked. He's still buggered. But he just knows he
smells a chance here and wants to be and he
should be allowed to And this is again my head
knock issue. If this was a head knock, he wouldn't
have been allowed to come Oh. Yeah, because it's a
knee injury, he is allowed to come back. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
That's interesting, boy boy. This is an exciting final to it.
You know, sold out in hours, and that's because a
lot of people are fanging up the motorway from down
there in the White Cattle.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So I'd be interested to see the percentage of crowd.
I think it could be fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I think it will be yeah, And you know, you know,
a white kettle fan will burn the cow bell and
so fifty to fifty is noise wise, you know, eight
twenty Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It is.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And the passion if you see the passion that you
get from the likes of g Lane and mccony, you know,
if you if you get if you get twenty five
thousand imagine getting five thousand g Lanes and Mconi's in
the stadium.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The Chief's manner, one is enough, Yeah, one g Lane
is enough.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Do we know is he is he booked in as
g Lane booked into commentator or.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Is he going on to the ground he has booked
in to commentate.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That'll be a huge boon for the for the Chiefs. Yeah,
because the grum reper of sport being along bit disaster.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, this was an interesting thing that I tried to
bring up with Gelane, but it's a bit too sensitive
a topic for him. If he attended the game, would
the g Lane curse be in effect because he's supporting
his team who are on the road, but they are
in his current hometown.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, because the tenants of the curse are that he
has to travel away to his watch his team play. Yes,
so his team traveling to where he is. I think
it would be fine.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think it's fine too. I think that's okay. I
think it's kosher. So he could actually probably go.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
But now it doesn't matter when a curse, When you
get accused of a curse, people just break the rules.
They make up the rules as they go along, just
to blame you, they'll turn on they'll.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Turn on you. I think it's a freaking exciting.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Final and I think both teams and I think that's
great that the Chiefs beat that Hurricanes last week. Yes,
because it just flipped the narrative and the fact that
the Chiefs lost to the Blues thirty one seventeen three
weeks ago. I don't think that makes any freaking difference.
I think I think it's going to be a really
freaking tough game, and I think just I just think
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that the Blues forwards, it's a classic battle. You've got
big Blues forwards that are just going to rumble it
up the guts and you've just got all the show
time in the back for the Chiefs. The razzle dazzle
versus up the guts. I mean it's not that Mark
Tillier doesn't have razzle dazzel. There is razzle dazzel in
the Blues as well. There's dazzle to be rezled, but
they are liking just to absolutely smash it up the
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guts at the moment.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Does it mean anything for Boden Barrett's career if the
Blues win this in his absence? Is it because Bill
Simmons has got the Patrick Ewing theory, which is where
a star player leaves the team and somehow the team
gets better. Yeah. That happens all the time, it does.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, I mean it also happens in movies, you know,
like when the were wolf can't play for whatever reason
and then you realize that the that the basketball team
has got better in their own right and they actually
need to learn to win without depending on the on
the were Wolf.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Superpowerless Friendship, Yeah, there's superpowers.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, that's right, and each one of them's got a
specialty that you've seen once during during them during the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how that plays out.
We've got it.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
It's going to be interesting at pubs because the Warriors
right there, Warriors kick off at five, Yeah, and there
could be depending on how long the Warriors game goes,
because there's two hours.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
To get that done.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, because you Mentionine, you're at a pub and you're
trying to turn the Wars off to turn the Blues
Chiefs on.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, the good thing about league is it never takes
longer than two hours. They don't stop the clock for anything. Yeah, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
And you don't have zombie football at the end when
it finishes. Just one of the greatest things about league.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
When it's over, it's fucking over. It's basically everything that's
done the last ten years to be like, how do
we not stop the clock? Yeah, game time the whole time.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So yeah, that's that's a good point. So two hours
is enough time to get through it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it is, and it's but it's a great Saturday
of sport though. From four o'clock you're just rolling through
until nine o'clock and if you were in Aucklander, you've
got a chance for two wins. Yeah, which is powerful stuff.
Let's take a quick break. We'll come back and talk
a little bit of boxing. Because yesterday Gelane and I
went along to a press conference. I saw him in
(18:11):
your office yesterday. But David Nyuka had a press conference yesterday.
Did he come in on your show?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
He came in on a show today, actually today, he
was in yesterday and then he came back today. He's
actually a friend of the show. We've got him on
for years and years since he was the amateur, and
I think Jeremy's got a.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Bit of a boner for him.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh, because he's just a ridiculously He is a ridiculously
good looking man, ridiculously talented, fucking lovely and super smart.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I mean, he is the best of us.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
In fact, when he came in for the photos today,
because the last photo was in with him, I looked
like a little troll.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I looked like a subspecies.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
It's like there was a time when there was full
humans and then.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
There was these kind of little I think they were
called the floras, which were kind of Hobbit type, disgusting trolly,
hobbit type people, And I looked like a disgusting trolley
hobbit type person. So I stood on some books beside him,
just just to not just not lock so shit beside him.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You know what I mean, you look like the evolution
of man. You were like the the way through.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I like the one that needed to just go extinct
really quickly to allow the proper species to come through.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Because he's just he's just he's just too it's too good.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
And the fact that he's fucking lovely and lives rurally
and changs to chickens like as well as that part
of it, he likes to have the quiet life as well.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
There's a few people I know that would love to
see him, watch him feed those chickens. I think, oh absolutely.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It was Rocky two way where Rocky decided to train
with chickens.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Did you see that?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And like there's always an every Rocky movie there's a
stupid thing where he has to do some training thing.
One of them the meat, yeah, and the second one
he had to try and catch chickens because that showed
how fast you are on the feet, right.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
So I don't know if Nick Nigga's doing that or not, but.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Anyway, he has launched his road to the title. He
wants to be the cruiseweight champion of the world. I
looked up who the current cruiseweight champion of the world is,
No idea never heard him. Four of them, four different belts.
Fucking confusing? Is that? It is so confusing? Usk in
the heavyweight when he beat Tyson Fury recently, he unified
all the belts. So he's now got all of them. Yeah,
(20:10):
And we launched a campaign on this podcast and melt
the belt, melt it down. We just got one, just
one freaking bout make it more easy for everyone.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I mean, if anyone has seen how much.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It works.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I mean not for the actual athletes, but the UFC
just works where you just got one thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And you go and watch the UFC. Yeah, you don't
have to. It's like who's on or whatever it is.
I'm just watching the UFC. So boxing needs a little
bit of that. But he's announced a fight for the
fourteenth of September. No opponents sit yet. I think they
know who it is, they just haven't announced it.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
You know who it is? He swore he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, he said, I think there'll be negotiations. It'll be
one of a couple.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, I reckon, But also I wouldn't we wouldn't have
heard of them. Whoever it is. Yeah, that doesn't really matter,
the fifteenth ranked cruise away in the world. But excitingly
to me, there are going to be charity slash celebrity
fights on the undercartah, which I like the way the
boxing is going in this I was just sort of thinking,
who would you like to see on the undercard?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Well, I reckon the first one that springs to mind
as Lux and Hearts.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
I reckon Lux and v Heart.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, yeah, settle at once and.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
At once one who was who and have them in
one place together at the same time, you know, because
has anyone ever seen those two together?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I haven't. No, I have seen Lee Heart.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
And Leehart is such a brilliant businessman, and he's got
so many pots on the fire, so many fingers in pie.
It wouldn't surprise me if he was just running a
sneaky prime minister ship on the on the side is
just one of as many ventures.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Sausages. He's going to run a political TV show.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
He's running the country, you know, like I can imagine that.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
So does that mean At one point, while Lee Hart
was doing the radio show, he was also in charge
of their New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah. Absolutely, and it was going really well when he
was in charge. You know, Snacker Champion chips are New
Zealand flights.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I don't want to be one of those fucking
conspiracy but do your own ress. I see for it
down Hoyt Hosking. I think that would be a good one.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I've wanted this for the longest though. I think Hoyt
Hosking would be equal parts are very sad spectacle to watch, yeah,
but also very funny. And I really couldn't tell you
who's going to win.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
So such such skinny legs.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Leeheart would insist on playing at boxing and pants, wouldn't he?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
No, j Sorry, yeah, yeah, they would both box and jeans, the.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Box and jeans. Jason's got a big retound upper body.
He's got quite a lot of upper body string.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's bigger than Husky.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
He is bigger than Hosking.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I mean, i'd be I'd be barring some kind of
humiliation that normally Jason Hoyd experiences, some humiliation you couldn't
expect when it comes to a sporting event like as
you know, pads slipping around the back and then not
being able to run through for quite a simple single
running out. I would say that Het would hands Hosking
is ass I.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like to think so too. Yeah, now the lung compare
that he's going to be an issue for Jays of course. Yeah.
A lifetime on the darts, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I mean, so many darts, so many many darts, and
I don't think well. I was at the Radio Awards
the other day and Reggie, who was the person that
hired me for Hodeki all those years ago, he was
talking about when he used to piste around with Hosking
back and Dunedin back in the day when Hosking was
first coming up in radio, and he said that Hosking
drove a really old school Jaguar. He dressed like Paddington Beer.
(23:28):
And this is Hosking when he was nineteen dressed like
Paddington Beer, with a with a like a fool like
a vest and like double breasted jacket with multi colors,
and sometimes he'd wear like a crocheted vest with a jacket.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
But as a nineteen year old he was smoking.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
A pipe, so he has done some damage drawings, but
also very pretigious. I mean, what kind of man is
driving a Jaguar and smoking a pipe and wearing a
crocheted vest with a jacket at nineteen A virgin?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's a virgin. But I think that you're right. I
actually do think that Jace would win this. But you're
so right. There's so much footage of Jason in athletic events,
the bull riding footage that we just that just resurfaced
the other week where he was on the mechanical bull
and just slid off the pads, falling off, running people out,
all these kinds of things. I think that if Hosking
(24:18):
had been films doing as many athletic endeavors, there'd be
that much footage of him too. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So at least Jason Hoyd has been involved in athletic
activities that he's humiliated himself, and which is one step
ahead of just not being involved in the athletic activities
at All's I know some intel on one of the
fights that was brought together, but it has has has failed.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Head.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yes, the great pairing between Jeremy Wells and Dom Harvey.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I was put in the middle of the negotiations of
that briefly. Briefly so I don't know if it was
for this, but it was a charity fight, and and
Jeremy said his response, where the fuck would I'd bother
doing that when I could just be going doing something else. Yeah,
for Jeremy, there was no He doesn't need to increase
his profile. He's on seven sharp pissing around Hillarly Bowry
(25:10):
every night.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
There's no win there.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, and there is a loss. Yeah, there's a potential loss.
And Tom Harvey is just gonna be so freaking fat,
isn't he.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, Well, Jerry, Jerry in his own right foot, but
very very dangerous.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Actually, that's true.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
No, Jerry is constantly running every day, but he pumps
a lot of tin. I can imagine Jerry, if he
actually agreed to do it, you wouldn't want to fight him,
because if he gets focused in on something, you know,
he can become very very good at it. If he
generally doesn't give a fuck about anything, his results sort
of just tiptoes through life in a sort of Laise
Fair fashion. But I imagine if he was going to
(25:46):
fight Tom Harvey.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Then he would he would take it pretty serious, woul
take it pretty siously, get quite good at it. Quite
bare not gonna.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Happen because he can't be faked and he doesn't need it. Yeah,
And I think he just said, I'll just give them
money to charity, sort of under you know, when you
got there as much money as well as you can,
just sort of write a check and go and get
rid of them. They can't even run the charity vibe.
And he goes, yeah, I'll write how much. Yeah, you know,
I won't lower myself to how much do I give
to the chief executive to pugilism?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, But give us a message on the
old voicemail let us know who you'd like to see
in the celebrity undercard. Raphael font de Mayor. Have you
heard of this guy?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
He is an eighteen year old French swimmer. He just
qualified for the Paris Olympics in six weeks time and
the one hundred meters freestyle. And I thought you'd appreciate
this through because he immediately turned a victory into a loss.
And that is one of the tenets of the ACCI.
We love doing it. We're probably the best, certainly the
best team.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
When we won Best Podcast for this very podcast. Exactly
where you're sitting was where Glane's turning that victory into
loss ended up in a sort of pathetic heap of
just right there on that couch.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah. And that was the latest in a long string
of any time we went an award, anytime we lose
an award, Yeah, massively turning it into two a victory
into a loss. This eighteen year old French swimmer, Raphael.
He immediately celebrated by slapping the water and dislocated his shoulder.
Oh Jesus, he popped his left shoulder out. He now
has six weeks to recover before he swims in one
(27:14):
hundred meters at the Paris Olympics. Wow. So wow. Is
that a bigger victory into a loss than g Lane? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I think Ballinger the Bally for the Dodgers, who celebrated
a home run by jumping up and banging his shoulder
into another player put his shoulder out and it took
it's taken three years to get his career back.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Was there a picture better he is aboutter? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, he's now fantastic again. But he ended up losing
his position at the Dodgers. He just couldn't hit anything,
and it was like, you just over celebrated their own run, mate.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, so far along for the Melbourne Storm did it
on the weekend as well. He did a big swan
dive and landed on the balls. Oh yeah, I saw
that as a coach killer. I enjoyed that, absolute coach killer.
All right, let's get into a sick just before we
move on from that. Have you seen the movie Under Paris?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, So, it's it's this fantastic movie that postulates that
sharks get up the sin and so this in a
preparation for the Olympics that we're talking about. They're putting
on a triathlon in the Seine, and the mayor really
wants to make it go ahead, but like, shark experts
are saying, there's a shipload of sharks in this in
(28:22):
this river?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, is this in the movie? In real life? This
isn't the movie, right?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And then there's a scene that you just don't expect
at the end because they do go ahead with the
triathlon and let's just say triathlons sharks not a great
mix for the triathletes. And it's it's so fucking if
it's so fucking it's it's a movie all in French.
Make sure if you watch it. It's on Netflix right now.
It's been a huge hat and.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Because it's so silly, it's like, where can we put sharks?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Great? Put them in Paris, you know, sharks in Paris.
It's a great max.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
If you watch it, make sure you watch it in
French with the English subtitles rather than the dubbed into
English because the englishs are terrible actors.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
But I thoroughly recommend it called again under Paris.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Under Paris. All right, I'll have to look into it.
Here's a segment that we started doing last week and
I want to keep doing throughout the Super Rugby obviously,
but then throughout the All Blacks as well. Throwback Thursday.
This is where we go back and we have a
look at the last time these two teams came up
against each other. Now, the Blues and the Chiefs and
Super Rugby actually haven't played each other in Super Rugby
playoffs at all. They've never faced each other. But the
(29:27):
last time the Chiefs won Super Rugby was in twenty thirteen,
they beat the Brumbys twenty seven twenty two. On the
back page there is the team list that they have
and I just love said, I think this is such
a classic dude sitting around at the pub going through
old team lists. So I've got the team list from
that Super Rugby final. This was when they won back
to back titles the Chiefs. Their team list reads thusly,
(29:49):
Gareth Anscomb, Lilia Musanga who is powerful back in the day,
Charlie Natai, Andrew Horrell, Tikloy Tumor was in that team.
Aaron Cruden was at the Helm. This is a few
years after Beaver had left Tarwoota, kerb Barlow, Matt vint Levin.
I don't know who that is, Tornado Laedimer miss him
who was on the Last Fight for Life CARDI for
(30:10):
Justin Hodges, Brody Retall At Craig Clark, Big Ben, Tommy Funa,
Hiker Elliott and Toby Smith on the bench. They had
Reees Marshall, Ben Alfiaki, who I member needs to make
the PlayStation rugby games. Sometimes they wouldn't have the rights
to some of the players names. Ben Afiaki was one
of them, and so they changed his name to Ben
A Freaki and so on the games. I would always
(30:32):
pick Ben a Freaky just so he's in my team.
Michael Fitzgerald's a young Sam Kine back in twenty thirteen
was coming off the bench. Augustine Pullu, Bundy r Key,
the Irishman.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, Jesus, we let him go unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
And one of the names that I refused to believe
is on his birth certificate. Robbie Robinson. Yeah, great name.
There's no way Robbie Robinson's name is actually Robbie Robinson.
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yesterday I watched two thy thirteen All Blacks with the
South Africa at Allis Park, which is one of the
greatest games of rugby all time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It just popped up.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was fantastic and I reckon twenty thirteen was a
great era for rugby. Molely the names back then. Yeah,
Brady Retallic of course was. I think it was only
Brody Rettallck and Aaron Crudin probably in the team from
the Chiefs at that point. But my god, if you
get a chance to watch twenty thirteen, my god, I
(31:25):
sockets read and absolute fucking blind offloading everywhere, scored a
fantastic try.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I texted him.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I said, I've just watched you in fantastic game. He goes,
that was my favorite game of all time, really, and
he said, although his try celebration before he scored, the
South Africans then picked on him with it forever he
celebrated before He's good, Yeah, yeah, he put his finger
in the air and he goes, but they said they
kept coming in and putting his finger in the air
at him. And he's like, I'm not feeling really insulted
by this because I scored the try, you know. Yeah,
(31:52):
he reminded me of the time, right, yeah, yeah, but
that man Ben Smith, there's Aaron Smith. Such a great
team of course, you know, you know all the all
the classics, you know.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Well, this was Richie McCaul.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
This was this was the same team that won the
twenty fifteen Yeah, pretty much the same team that won
the twenty fifteen Rugby World Cup.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, there was a powerful time in the powerful time. So, yeah,
twenty thirteen's the last time they won. Two thousand and
threes the last time the Blues won.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I mean, that's fricking insane that it was two thousand
and three the last time the Blues won apart from
that Asterix.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Apart from the Asterix, but then there was also well,
because we were saying in Super Rugby when it was
the Super twelve, only three different teams won that trophy.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
It was the Blues just had had their foot on
us for years.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, for years and years and years, Blues Crusaders and
the Brumbies. So yeah, they were a powerhouse for the
longest time, so much so that they had to get
divvied up. And now they've sort of they've actually been
good for the last probably four years now. Yeah. But yeah,
like I said before, this is going to be a
what is your feeling on that?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Because I mean I was there like three weeks ago
when the Blues smashed the Chiefs, like thirteen seventeen, and
the Chiefs came in there and they got that tri
rod at the end that they took the bonus point
away from the Blues. That looked like the Blues weren't
going to get a home final, but then the Chiefs
did the service of smashing the Hurricanes last week.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Man, the Chiefs were good last week. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
So, and it's an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Who's coming on, Who's who's who's peaking exactly the right time?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
And I'm not sure. I mean, the Blues just running
it up the guts and and then you've got oh boy.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It's gonna be. It's gonna be an interesting one. It's
gonna be. I'm doing it. I feel like I was
saying before last week, who I didn't know who was
going to win Super Rugby, but I knew it was
going to come out of that Chiefs Hurricanes game. Yeah,
And so it is the chief someone going to stick
with my take. I still think it's the Chiefs that
they feel like their graph is pointing out the pendulum
(33:47):
swinging up if you will. Yeah. And I also just
feel like the Blues have a good bed shit in them. Yeah,
they do.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
They love to just ship the bed at a key moment. Yeah,
just against the os I mean when they went down
against the Crews and they had an opportunity to make
a statement against the Crusaders. Yeah, and they shut the
bed down there unnecessarily. Yeah, And I mean when you
look at it, I mean, I want the Blues to win,
but when you just look at Damon McKenzie, it's just
such a freaking excitement machine.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, they're outside backs, they're weall aside today they're number eight.
Look electric. I mean, Hoskinstituto in his own right has
got a case for the black jersey too. So I
just think, I just think it's going to come down
to can the Blues avoid a bed shit? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
because the Hurricanes shipped the bed.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah, Hurricanes shaped the bed.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah. What happens if the Blues concede fifteen fourteen points
in the first eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Which they love to do. They love on a big occasion,
just to have.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
A lapse and defense, Yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
But I mean their thing is just to like But
also the Blues could just keep pushing it over, pushing
it over, pushing it over, meat and vege, you know,
five meet and Vege tries.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
And suck the life out of the tournament.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, it's going to it's freaking exciting old adding Park
as we said, shiploads of dudes coming up with a
cow bell from the white care door. Yeah, it's gonna
be it's gonna be freaking exciting and it's.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Gonna be good. Well, we're gonna take one more break
and when we come back, we're gonna get to yours.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
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Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yeah, you get Amory first time called a long time listener.
How fuckingfromble other Boston Celtics fan's going to be for
the next year. They've got the record wins, eighteen wins
and Jason Tatum like he's a good player, but he's
doing this corny shit, trying to replicate the Kobe photo
with the trophy, trying to replicate Kevin Garnett anything is possible,
(35:53):
and then doing Kanye the fucking Miami celebration like the
worst winner we've got Celtics.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Have you seen this? Yeah, Jason Tatum but you love
it though. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Like the basketball, well, you know it gives something, you
know it's but.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
He is going he's trying, he's trying to replicate, he's
trying to have his own like superstar moment. And people
were saying this was all these memes before he won,
like he's going to do this corner shit, He's going
to do this cornis shit, and he has done every
single one of them. The one that killed me the
most is when he was yelling, what are they going
to say now? Which is what Steph Curry said after
he won his Finals MVP because before he won that,
(36:34):
he'd won all these titles, but everyone said, yeah, but
he's never been a Finals MVP. Then he won it
and he said, what are they going to say now?
So that's what Jason Tatum's yelling, and everyone's posting that
picture and be like, what are they going to say now?
You didn't win the Finals MVP? That's what there's like,
literally the whole point of that.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah no, But what I'm not saying that although I
support what he's doing, I'm just supporting that basketball produces
characters that give you something to freaking talk about definitely
like no other sport.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's the best in the world.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I mean, and you know, like NFL will be up there,
but you know, because everyone's wearing a helmet, it's just
it's a little bit different on the field, sous, they're
a bit more anonymous. I mean, they've got just as
many penises in the NFL, but but but they're just
a little more But you know, like you know, enduring
a game, they're under a helmet. You know, it's a
bit different. They're not on the field as much. You know,
they're not on the park, yeah, as much as basketball.
(37:21):
But it's just it's just getting to this end of
the season.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
It's just so freaking great it is.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
But I just the this has been a historical run
in the last forty eight hours of Jason Tatum just
doing the corny as shit. Anytime you put a microphone
in front of him, he just he can't say. He's
obviously not a very articulate dude, and he just goes, oh, no,
I can't describe it, can't describe it, and then yells
out the last quote that he can remember from someone
else that won it. And that's the same thing. Is
(37:47):
he desperately wants to be loved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
actually what he's trying to do that. Yeah yeah. He
went imposed in the changing rooms with the thing like
with the trophy leaning up against the wall. One league ups.
Just relax, Yeah, yeah, can't be like last year when
Denver won one of the guys Aaron Gordon. He was
shirtless but still had his shorts and his boots in
the whole get up on two days later. He's still
(38:10):
partying in the streets of Colorado. I love that. Yeah,
just don't do that fun. I don't have to try,
and that is an iconic moment. He wasn't trying to
recreate anything. Yeah that's right, Yeah you can. You can.
It's very easy to find your own one once you won. Yeah,
you know, yeah, he's I think Jason Sadam's standing a
victory into a last It was tor of Cringe. Another
(38:33):
caller here yours Baz.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
Super Begs. Hey, just my four cents on the PRIs
before the Orbeck's in Donedanpon. You just fucked a need
enough go to the fin establishment that is the Salin
Anchor and tomorrow d I s all the way down
to the Sustina and it goes from there. Fuck Jim
McDonald up Seth Kenneby.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, could hear some positive South? Can it be chat
and here? I haven't had that. Every time I've been
here recently has been some you know, there's been some
anty South?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Can it be rhetic? Rhetoric?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I directed at you? But I mean, do I see
all the way down?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Lie?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I mean it's a long way to be repeatedly pulled
over for drunk driving?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, about three hours?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, so i'd not see what it's saying drunk and charge,
not actually be pulled up, not actually get charged with it.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I see the others understood that, but make it safely. Yeah.
I mean the Sale and Egg has the stickiest dance
floor on God's Green Earth. I think we did the
first fifteen of sticky dance floors at one point on
a commentary. I think once you walk into that place,
you never get out again. It is a powerful establishment
down there in Tomorrow. But I don't know. Three hours
(39:42):
and the cards a lot of piss stops, Yeah, and
how many dudes are coming with you? Yeah. Also, it's
quite difficult to fly into Tomorrow, so at that point
you're either flying to christ Church and driving all the
way through, or you're flying to Dunedin and then driving
to Timorrow and then back to Dunedin.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I think, you know it just for simplicity, flying straight
into Dunedin, the place where the game is. I mean
there's plenty of bars in Dunedin. I mean, I mean,
what was the sparking called.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, I don't know if we've decided yet. No, no, no,
the bar and sorry the sale and anchor, the.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Sale and anchor.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I mean like great bar, sticky dance floor, as you say,
But is it that great that we go that far
out of our way to go there? I mean, I mean,
is it Is it top ten in the world, you know,
because to overcome the convenience of just flying straight to
Dunedin and going to Dunedin bar.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
It's number one in South Canterbury. All say that it
is number on in South Canora. Oh yeah, that's that's
a better shadow of a doubt. Even since they shut
down the way Medi hotel.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
I's freaking exciting going down to Dunedain like the build
up for an All Blacks going along to Forsyth Bar,
the town gets fizzed up.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
It's a freaking great time.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah yeah, I'm looking forward to that. All right, let's
knock this thing on the head. Thank you very much
for coming in of a Thursday medi enjoy your weekend
of sport yep, enjoy your Friday, and we'll see is
tomorrow for another episode of the gender podcast.
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