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July 11, 2024 33 mins

ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to discuss the Mall Kiosk worker who played possum after allegedly Airdropping a woman's nudes to himself, and how possuming could be the new get out of jail card (0:00).

Then the fellas react to the raft of changes in the second All Blacks team to face England (10:14) before discussing an all-time team list from the Taieri Seniors (14:24).

Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (24:01).

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to
you by Export Ultra, the beer for Here. This is
the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the twelfth of July.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
A Culture, Morning Lane. Happy Friday. Oh God, thank god.
It seems like a really long week.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Is that because we just got been out of Shapen
Dunedin and it's been struggling.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Through That's exactly why. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're sitting in where I've just become aware of looks
like an alcohol warehouse. There's White Claw, there's Export Ultras,
there's Red Bulls. Yeah, getting out of control of money,
refail the fridge. Just before we came on here, we
were talking in the studio about a story that you
hadn't seen. I asked you if you knew anything about

(00:49):
the mobile phone chaosk story. No, And I'd like to
create a new segment here. This is going to be
called the Naughty Boy of the Week, and this week
the inaugural Naughty Boy of the Week is the man
that works at the Mobile Kiosk in Sylvia Park.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Because a woman took her phone there to get Yes,
they have seen remnants of this.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
To get her phone camera fixed. And so these are
these like in the mauls. That's for me.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
They always look super dodgy. They've got all the phone covers.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yes, they've got all like screen repairs from twenty bucks.
Yeah kind of thing. And they maybe they maye cut
keys and do dog.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Tags and stuff. The whole main street of Timor is
filled with these kind of shops as well.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Now yeah, and you walk in and even these kiosks,
You're like, if you sold everything in here right now,
is that still enough to kick the lights on for
another month?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Is it free to run those keos It kind of
stinks some money launery, but carry on does yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Anyway, So she takes her phone and to give the
camera fixed, she hands it over.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
They fix the camera. When they hand it back.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
At the top of her screen, it has a ear
drop failed notification to her and the ear drop that
had failed when she clicked into it was a nude
that she had taken. Ah, so this guy has tried
to take her nude and ear drop it to his
phone at the kiosk. She said the nude was from

(02:11):
years ago, so he would have had to scroll back
and go and find it. It wasn't like he took
a photo and then it was the next photo and
the thing he would have had to scroll back to
find it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
So he was looking for it like he's a bad man. Yeah,
he's a bad man.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
But who's handing a phone over that has all your
photos on it?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't know anyway, everyone that's ever handled a phone over,
I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You delete all your photos pretty much pretty much alfter
the photos would see me in a jail.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm putting it all on drop box and then wiping
it and then go, can you fix my phone?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
She wasn't doing anything illegal though, I'm getting a new phone.
So she yeah, she took it and she handed over
handed it back.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
She can. She turned around in front of him and
his manager.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
He said that he was just checking to see if
the camera worked and he accidentally swiped and that's how
it happened.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Bull shit, accidentally swiped up on a photo from two
years ago. Because then you go because the other thing
is you can't leave ear drop on.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You have to go and switch it on manually.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Every time you want to ear drop something, you have
to go into your settings and change it.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You don't accident.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No one's ever accidentally ear dropped anyone anything, And so
what happened then? So then so then she confronts him.
He goes, you've done this. The manager's like, no, we haven't.
It's a big kerfuffle. Then all of a sudden, the
guy passes out onto the floor.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
This is the best way to get out of anything,
yeahs to just roll your eyes.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
And hit the floor and played possum. Yeah, and that's
exactly what he did.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
And so at that point it's like, well he'd completely
snooked it, because like, now, what can you do?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The guy's allegedly unconscious on the floor. He's pulled the
possum card. Yeah, outrageous in the middle of the shopping mall.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
He's played possum.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Should goals have done this when she got caught, Yeah,
just dropped to the floor and not just possible. Yeah,
and just I think this is going to be my
new move if I ever get caught out for doing
the wrong thing, You know it, just pretend you're having
a stroke. Have you ever sent an email to the
wrong person or the wrong person? Yeah, I've seen a
couple of howlers. I think I've told one of these
on the podcast before, where there was a part time

(04:27):
I was in charge of the part time casual staff
at Hodaki for a while and she wasn't getting paid
for whatever reason, and I was I went, I wrote
this big, long email being like, look, payroll being real
decks about this, but don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'll get you paid.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'll figure something out if I have to put a
fake name or like put the hours for his me,
and then I'll pay you by blah.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, said it straight to payroll beauty.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Unrelated to that, that was the same time where I
got sent up to HR for a completely separate incident,
and I was like, this is definitely because of the
payroll thing.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It wasn't what I should have unknown that situation. It's
just possimed. Yeah, like drop off your chair. You gotta
just like.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because Pyrol came down and I'm like, did you mean
to send us that email? And I should have been like, and.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
But you've got to follow through. If you got it,
you gotta roll the eyes. You've got to go to
the floor.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And you have to stay there for at least an
hour until they leave and I'm sorry, an ambulance is
going to have to come.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, well, or they leave and then I can get
back up. Jesus Christ. Because the other time when I
got taken up to HR was because every day for
about three years I signed for every piece of mail
that came in with the dick and balls. Yeah, basic
taken HR for that, and when they told me what
it was, I said, oh, look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't

(05:49):
have done it, and I put my hands up like
this and somebody had drawn dickon balls in the back
of my hand cap Britain that morning. So I was
like trying to apologize and be like, look, I'll stop. Meanwhile,
I had it what I should have done, It's just.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm sorry, and then just stayed down in the windowless rooms.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Done.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I think it's I know exactly the kiosk you're talking
about at Sylvia Park, and like any more, it's quite
a high disk as well, because they've got the cabinets
and everything.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, so he would have just gone and.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Dam have fallen down into the into the like boo,
so she wouldn't be able to get over there and
goes the okay is okay, and he would.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Have been going.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
She wasn't asking if it is okay, because this whole
thing got posted on to TikTok and you can see
you can still see him down there and actually this
footage of him getting back up again and he's still
doing the like slow blinking like WHOA what happened?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Where am I?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
You know where you are? You know what the funk happened?
So formal complaint has been laid against that person and.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's dead to right, really got no, he's got nowhere
to go.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, I know he's tried to get away with it,
but people will think twice now in the handy phone over,
let you say that is.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Going to become the more famous and the disabled toilets
and crusty each airport, that mobile, Kiosk and Sylvia Park.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, the other thing is for for every ret you see.
You know how many are there that you don't see?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
How many times has he gotten away with that? You
know how many times the ear dropped as is going
to be his wank bank is going to be extensive, overflowing.
So yeah, so then they apparently the manager whin looked
through his phone and said, couldn't find that picture which
obviously couldn't because the air drop failed.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
But what did he find? Yeah, exactly, So yeah, that
was another manager.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
He's manager scrambling, there, isn't he He's like that, he's
seeing his whole business slash for his eyes because this
dirty bastard was getting off on someone else's phone. So
that's why he's tried to die jump on the grenade. Meanwhile, meanwhile,
the guy literally did fall over and jump on the grenade.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's my new there's my new move.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm going possum whenever a whaere of it, whenever I
get caught doing anything wrong, which you know isn't isn't
too often.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Just what are you looking at on your screen? There?
At worked? Are you? Are you bidding on the dogs
and work hours?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh my god, because up until now it had been
the mental health card.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh yeah, you play the MHC.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
You can only play the MHC once though, but you
can pass out multiple times.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Absolutely, you can't play you can. I played the m
h C with the Men and.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Jerry Show after they tried to lay a BSA complaint
After I said that Jason Hoyt and Mike Minogue and
Chris Key woke up in Caxton Street with condoms hanging
out their asses and they and they said, we're taking
you to the BSA. And I was on the radio show.
So they were taking their own brick fort show to
the BSA. They're taking themselves down, yeah, taking themselves in.
And I had to pull the MHC. Really, and I said,

(08:43):
I'm pulling my mental healthcare. Guys, I've got copped a
lot of flat and they're like, goddamn it, you've burned it.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, And but I did.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I said, I threatened to play it right, Yeah, so
don't make me play the mental health card.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
And they're like, god damn it, he's snook at us.
You can't go to the beer. Yeah, well they should have.
They should have pressed you on that to try and
draw it out.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
In yuku, when you try and draw the big cards,
try and draw out the MHC, try and draw out
the bow and the joker.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, you know, so I've still got it. But but
you can. You can pass out whenever you want. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I mean often people that are prone to passing out,
you know, they will pass out regularly. So have you
just gone to the pub and had six beers and
come back after lunch on a Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
That that one.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
That one, because he so past his came it out.
It needs to be at like a nine to ten
in the morning where he's no chance. Yeah, I mean,
that's what happened to me after the radio podcast towards obviously,
I passed out on the cheer here.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh yeah, I was. I was having a serious medical
event and I was watching it at a pub and
BALI on there and then someone livestream me having a
medical event. Anyway, powerful stuff. All right, let's take quick
air break.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
When we come back, we're going to dive into the
all of the changes that Brazer has made and has
second or raft of changes. All right, just yesterday after
we walked out of the studio, Razor named his team
and we're going to go through all of the changes
to that team right now.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Then the Christie's in, I think will be on the bench. Great.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I can't wait to see Sneakers And I actually tried
to put a bit on him anytime try scorer, but
he's not an option. Sneakers because I reckon Sneakers will
get a good twenty minutes at the end, and he no,
he is a great support player Cartes, So hopefully that
option comes up. We'll talk to Carl and the tab
about it later on in the sports book.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
But I was I don't know it's a good safe
start from Razor. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I think everyone thinks he's going to come in and
make all these wild changes, and he's just sitting easing
everyone's anxieties around.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Okay, I'm not a complete and utter of lunatic. I
may look like it. Well, he may sound like it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
But I my sound and look like a bit of
a lunatic, but I'm not. No, I've got a plan here.
This team is a good team. If they clicked this weekend,
they'll beat them both thirteen plus.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, And I agree with them.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I agree with him saying this's what we were saying
earlier this week as well.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
We're like, we looked a little clunky. They looked as
good as they could. Yeah, and we won by one point.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Arguably we should have lost by about six because Marcus
Smith miss every single kick, so we may have gotten
lucky there. But I agree with you, and I do
like the idea of the coach coming out and being like, look,
I name this team because this is the team I want.
I think these are the best fifteen rugby players we've
got in the country. Yeah, I'm not going to turn
around and change it just because you know this happened,

(11:34):
all that happened. This is still the best And if
you get picked on this team, it's your jersey to lose.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Seems to be what he's trying to build. Yeah, and
I think he will get. He will get what he.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Wants from the players that he's reselected, the likes of
Papula you don't preach and the human skewer in summer
Penny fee Now, who had quite quiet games in Dunedin.
I think they will return the favor and Eden Park
and I can't wait to see summer Penny skewers some
English players.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, he needs to take Marcus Smith out. Ah, he
didn't do it last week. He will, don't you worry.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
He loves sneaking around the blind side of those rucks
and absolutely smoking us, smoking scenexus like he did to
tejer and the final and unfairly cent off was it
the final? Yeah, but the thing was he hit the line,
he tries to time it with a ten meter run
up to smoke the half back if they're going for
a box cap and I thought he got that rot right,

(12:31):
but he had to get sent.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Off for his efforts. But it is hilarious when it happens.
We just we just need to see it.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, he always picks the smallest person on the other
team as well. That's important, but also the selections, it's
good to see that he's sticking with guys like sev Reese.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Probably not one of.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
The best two wingers in Super rugby this year, it's
hard to say because his team sucked.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, sev Reese was the best player in the Crusaders
team by a long, a long long way, and I
think he deserves to be there. Mark Tulliah back at
back on home at home turf, I think. I still
think that they played pretty well in Duned and they
were the pick of the team a Regon definitely, so
they deserve to be reslected. But it's hard to discuss

(13:15):
a new team when only one changes made due to injury.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, I was predicting a raft of changes. I thought
for sure Boden Barrett would be in.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Start, Well, maybe the changes will come for the Fijian
tests in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Definitely, that's not out of necessity. That's just because they'll
throw them around a bit. And that's over in San Diego. Yes,
the sale GPS over there as well. Oh there's the
same weekend. Yeah, a few days apart. That'd be good, Yeah,
it would be would be good. We've sadly not been
invited to either. You want to talk about it, We've
been asked not to go.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, obviously after our crist Each, I mean, we thought
we had it out of the park down in christ
Hutch but I think.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
We may have drunk too much and not enough sailing.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, well I've sent Bonnie Jensen's They're not going to
get much better.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I want to threaten the mh. So yeah, well that's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
We've trudged and horsed it by sending dear friend of
the show, Bonnie junkets Jensen over there on another junket,
a sneaker lit all the steed of the ship Hadden
to carry on luggage and grenade the whole thing that
big weekend over there. Hey, speaking of team lists, though,
we got sent this one on the old sosh Med.

(14:25):
The Tyree Seniors are playing in the semi finals this
week against the Dunedin Tigers.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
The team lists on.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
The back year Runner Seniors are eighty five's Tyres Seniors
versus Needin Tigers, is what it says to me. And
they've named a team and among the most interesting parts
of the team one is that they've got eleven players
on the bench. Their team goes twenty six deep. That
is very very interesting. I think I know the hooker
Carl Still. But more interesting than any of that is

(14:54):
the number thirteen. You've got the team list in front
of you. Who was playing out side center for the.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Senor Smash his name his first name Hulk, second name Smash.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He better be massive. What what is going on to
the team list? Yeargan Derek and it's his name. Can't
they can't?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Like, I mean, Craig Kippenberger, that sounds legit. He's on
the bench, hook Corey Smith's pretty missionary to Ford yep,
Kurt McLean, Harris Keegan Smith, I mean, they're all pretty missionary.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
And then at thirteen, you've got.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Old Holky, Old Smash, Shannon Yng. He's got Shannon Young
on the inside of him. He's got Ryan Burke on
the outside. Glenn Beadle beatles about this.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Is on our Instagram. It's a very confusing layout.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
I've never seen a layout that goes across across and
five down.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, like three across five down.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Thought it was written in Arabic and his back you
read it right to left. I don't know anyway, it
was very confusing, but yeah, I thought I sort of
thought initially this was under eighty five's as well.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I think it may well be.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
But when I first saw that, if it was under
eighty five's, I was like, that reaks the me of
they The center is actually ninety killers and so he
can't play in the under eighty five So they've just
put a placeholder name in Hulks yeah, Hulk Smash to
figure it out down the track. But the other thing
is just like they've put this together themselves. Who cares

(16:29):
what names you put on there? Why not lest of
full full superhero superheroes? It what does it matter? You
don't you're not beholden to anyone. What's the what's the
discipline for that? Who's going to punish you?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
So Wolverine, yeah, Wolverine, iron Man yeap?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Did Pool did Pools on the wing? You've got obviously
Hulk Smash is already in there at thirteen. Yeah, spider Man,
Batman grew, grew, grew. He's not a superhero, but he's
a villain.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
He's a villain. Yeah, he's kind of a superhero is
and he grew. No, No, I'm thinking of what's the
other storyline? What's the other I am growt for you?
I am grew So yeah, Hawk Smash.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's going to be turning out for the Tyrest Seniors
against the Dunedin Tigers.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's Saturday two at Peter Johnstone Park.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, absolutely so powerful team naming and God God bless
the Duannedon Tigers because eleven blokes coming off the bench
for that team as well.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's going to be it's going to be a war
of attrition in that one, absolute war of nutrition. The
TB hunch for the Sweet Clane. There's a Friday. Yeah,
I've gone, God bless England.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
They say it's coming home. Ain't coming home. They're paying
Spain on Monday morning at seven am. Yes, every pseudo
expect englishman has now got a stronger accent and was
searching for an English top.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah. I was saying that yesterday Dannel the normal tabs.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
But I think it's going to come to an end
against a pretty classy looking Spanish team who will play
a different level of footy, a different I almost play a.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
South American style of footy in Europe.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
And I'm picking they're going to win two nil and
that is paying nine dollars fifty right, So.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Is the shortest odds that it goes to penalties the
extra time?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
No, I think the shortest sids is Spain one nil. Oh,
okay or Spain to win. So yeah, I don't know.
I just I thinking of Spain are going to open
them up.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
It's not a spote, it's not a spipe, but it's
a little bit of a SPIKEE better.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Against the likes of Mash and Manheath who suddenly have
got suddenly.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Talking a bit like England cool mate, Yeah, and it's
like get out of here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Eight was big on the English rugby team. He was
all of a sudden from England when we were down there. Yeah,
but then he was from Dunedin. But when I saw
corports the Blues, but when I saw from the corporate
box of Edon Park is from Xandrighum.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah. So when he goes to the Warriors, he what's
he there?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
A Highland English born Highland a fan who mainly supports
the Blues from.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
The box at the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, with a glass of red wine that is about
to spill all over my white shoes, the chameleon.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
But yeah, so I don't mind the old spite be
nine dollars fifty. I just not bad eating.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I just feel like every one of these games is
going out over time. I know the most recent one didn't,
but it just feels that way whenever you're watching it,
because the tension. It's so much worse to concede a
goal than it is to score, like better to score,
to make any sense, It's way worse to the conceited
goal than it is good to score a goal.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
What I'd rather score a goal?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, no you would, but I'm saying that how these
teams are playing, they would rather not concede a goal
than to score a goal themselves.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
But I don't reckon Spain to open them up the up.
I hope you're right.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I do feel like there needs to be more go
in soccer, And I know you soccer fans are going
to hate me for saying that.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, saying soccer for ustar? What is what the football,
fucking soccer thing. Why is no one allowed to use
that word? Why does it exist? You know? Because I
think it's America. It's called soccer, is it? I don't know.
But they've got American football, we see, so they can't
call it football.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I just why between you saying Europe's and soccer, why
has it ever been called soccer?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
If this is why people can't get into.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Soccer, is because you're like, I like it, I'm looking
for a soccer team. Who should I pick? And then
the guy that you ask is inevitable that it's football?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
What funck is it? You know? So I'm back out
of it. There, what we've done so well?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Then? I think we'd had a mature conversation about the
round about the Europe's for.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
About three or four minutes, and then we ended it.
Did you see them?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Did you see the big fight in the Americans? You
know they're doing the Americans down there?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, what do they call that one? Coke Coabana? Cocoa
Coabana's Yeah, the panicladers. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Did you see there was a massive scrap and the
players in the players went up into the stands.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes, I don't know who the teams are. I actually
think it might have been in the local American cop
was It might have been there. It was in the
Copa cabanas and one of the one of the guys
you know, went up into the stands and started throwing bones.
It just really kicked off a lot of passion in there.
What would it take for you to go up into
the stands?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
You know?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Well, I knew what into mamel hawk famously in a
kind of a charity game, festival game and in in Canada,
someone was calling him a fat potato Mulu from the
back of.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
The stand just constantly all game.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
And he was coming off the field with his bat
and his pads, and he climbed up into the stand
and started clubbing him with his back.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I think that's play on. I think that is square.
And then and then the next series he came to
New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I remember me and Paul ford on then Batman going
into Mama Motu.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Into and you can see him is looking like I
think that should be playing on.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I think I think one you should be allowed to
go to the cricket and call someone a fat potato.
Subsequently he should also be allowed to come up and
beat yeahs with his bat, and I just think that's
the way that the world should work.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You know. And then someone put a banner up saying
Brian Waddle as I'm more, which was factual.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
He would have had no idea I'd take the risk
with Brian Waddle coming up to the stands and beating
me with a bat.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Actually, no, they didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
And Hindu they did it in Portuguese anyway, And Portuguese
they did it. Mount Mangani, Great Logan Pain had a
big banners and Portuguese saying wattles a fat potato.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Why Portuguese? I just had a Portuguese mate, he wrote
the banner from.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
As simple as that. All right, let's take one last break.
When we come back, we're going to get into your
feedback on yours please.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home to.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
This morning.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
When I checked the inbox, we had about ten of them,
and I would say three of them got cut off.
People were going too long. You've only got thirty You've
only got thirty seconds. That's something to be aware of.
The Other thing is I suppose people can't listen back
to them, can they?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
You can?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh, you can? Yeah, well, could you if.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
You can have seen one in because some of them
are like, it's like we should be thankful. Don't start,
don't start putting them on Like I'm grateful.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I'm grateful, but no, but what I don't want is
someone going to the iffor to send us one and
it's unplayable, which we had about three of them this morning.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
One of them was like, it's like he pushed record,
then throwing his phone across the room and then midd like, hey.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Guys, what do you think about it? Like do you
think that you could ever?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I'd love to address this, but I can't because I
can't fucking hear it. So just a little bit of
quality control. Ever listened because I don't want to go unplayed,
And so that's a long way of me saying that
we've only got one today.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Okay. Was there a few questioning the shot clock.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I think this could be it if it's not all
addressed afterwards, but this was one of the ones that
we could play.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
You'll please good a Murray, first time call, long time listen.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Ye, there's not at work for Norman taps, but I
was there for the other semi final this week. I said,
they're doing a bottomless situation for the all ninety minutes
or you can drink fifty nine bucks. Not bad for
the ads, fuck everywhere.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Jeez, that's a deal. This is a deal.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It isn't at are we opening ourselves up to people
just sending voicemails? Have you heard about Bunnings News?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Is that ninety minutes? I mean the strength of drinks
they serve there.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, it's but I was initially suspicious that this person
did work there, but we know the people that worked
there didn't sound.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Like any of them.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, I mean like, once you've gone to the pregame
at the Postman's Legue perhaps and you haven't got a ticket, Yeah,
we can bust you into town and you can jump
into into Normalty.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh that's a good show. Actually, maybe do that. But
coming out to the Postman's League in the first instance, yep. Yeah. No.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
So we had two separate voicemails that came through. One
of them evidently we got to save onto the little
machine there. But they were both addressing the fact that
they were like is the acc shot clock that were
we've released? They were like, I thought it was for
taking actual shots, like of liquid yes, yeah, it is.

(25:16):
It is right, yeah, yeah, because they both were like
that's what I thought when we were listening on the podcast.
But then they went and read the press release and
they were like that, nowhere does it mention alcohol or
spirits or anything.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
So they were like, wait, what is it.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Well that when you can see by the quote people
were taking shots too early, too late, or sometimes taking
shots not at all. Yeah, so it's obviously it's alcohol.
So our shot clock is alcohol basis taking shots. Yes,
and theos the shot clock will start every time there
is a stoppage and play, like as someone goes down
for an injury or a scrum re set.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
We put the shot clock at thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So like if someone got busted trying to eardrop nudes
to their own phone and then poss themed on the
field and they had to stop the clock.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, that's a shot clock. It's a shot clock, and
every thirty seconds you take a shot?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
How many so hold on every scrum reset? Is that
a separate shot clock?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
God, if there's a knock on, you could conceivably be
doing four or five shots within the space about term.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Minutes, just trying to get it just trying to uniform
the shots, because I was saying people like Lee Hart
would come and see you for cricket.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, he just doing shots all over the place.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
The shot clock for him is just whenever he felt
like starting or stopping the shot clock.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
This is just giving it some sort of formality. So
you at home can join the shot clock as well.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So we'll run the shot clock, get some shot glasses out.
Maybe maybe a light liquor like a tequila, right.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Would be would be suitable. What does that light you
mean in color? Yeah? Yeah, right, yeah, you don't want
a dark spirit, just a light spirit.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
And then ye book and once every time it basically
gets over your bug beer of the time wasting, and
when every time the ball is not in play, the
shot clock's going so you can watch track be but
every time it's out of play, you're drinking shots and
the shot clock.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I pitched this for.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
For Nipple, so they don't you don't ever see someone
get sent off, and Nipple was like, I feel like
you should. And then for every shot your opponent hits,
you take a shot, so you get bin for like
five minutes, and if they score ten goals, you'll do
ten shots.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Then you're allowed to come back on. Maybe that doesn't
punish it. In the men's game, they'll probably be into that.
I don't know, not the woman. I don't really see
the difference. It's more professional what men are, No, the
woman's well by the look of the athletes anyway.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Right, I'm going to steer us away from this conversation here.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
And the other one that we weren't able to play
because of the audio quality was basically along the lines
of that they love the shot clock. They were like,
I wonder if we could get people to count down
the shot clock.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't think you need to ask them to it.
They will.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
They will do it, yeah, but only if it gets
blow ten. Yeah, because otherwise you're like thirty some ash.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Will count down from six, you know, like they go
incessantly tries to get a Mexican wave going, but then can't.
They'll be better that But yeah, I think that's exactly
what's going to happen, and it's going to be great.
It's going to add a little bit of atmosphere to
an otherwise quite dull Eden Park. Is that why we
haven't lost the Eden Park for so long, because it's
so fucking quiet? And people are like, what's going on?
We're actually twenty two thousand, we're playing the All Blacks.

(28:17):
Why is everyone just sitting here silently?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
All blacks? All blacks? Yeah, all blacks. There's a line breaking.
You just here a little bit. Oh but there's nothing
really and a.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Few boomers going shut up and sit down mate, Yeah,
trying to watch the footy.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So now we're going to have a countdown. It's going
to be great, Like if the kick is to win
the game and it's counting down, it's going to put
people off. I reckon it's going to change the dynamic
of gold because some of them really like to dick around.
I don't think Damian McKinzie is one of them. I
think he was clock Goblin a little bit when you
got done for that last week.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
He was he was, he was nibbling around the ages.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, but I think that there are some dudes who
take fucking ages and it's going to massively disadvantage them.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
They're going to get in their heads. Hey did we discuss.
We didn't discuss.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
So go back to the show Clockie on the screen
where we didn't discuss the halftime show.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It didn't even do we the Laser Show. Can you
remember that? Can you remember the Laser Show on Field?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You know, yes I could because I couldn't see it. Yeah,
because we're Laser shows are either designed to be seeing
like straight like a TV or from above.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yes, we were seated about ten rows back and the
Laser Show on field.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Laser Show, which.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Admittedly was a silver fern going round and round and
then a Steinlager logo and then something else, and then
it was like yeah, it was like a big laser
ad and the only way you could watch it was
by watching the big screen.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
It was unskippable and you may as well have played
a video of it. Why can't we get a band
out there.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Also give even what they want, smoke machines, sandstorm. Yeah,
but people would have gone and see that.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Everyone's like, what the fuck is this? I find laser
shows at their best lame.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
It's so two thousand and three. Yeah, it's so old.
There's such better technology now. Now they've got projection mapping now,
where they could have turned those lights out and they
could have projection map onto the field and done whatever.
They could have made the field like suck into a
hole so it looked like a going down a plug holes.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
A laser show. You know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's not a this was a this was a traditional
lay mass laser show. Actual lasers.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Projection mapping is three D projection mapping.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It looks it's not lasers. Is it's not you're projecting
images onto the field?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Not a laser? What is it? It's not.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
It's projection mapping. It is like, yeah, it's just some
lame image projected onto the field. But it's not a laser.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
It's not a laser. A laser is like a leaker,
like a laser beam like on top of a shark.
Light is projected onto the field. Yes, no, yes, but
that okay, it's not a laser. It's fucking lame. It's
my point.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
And there's no picture you could project onto the field
that I'd be like, oh. And even the kids that
were sitting there were like, I don't, I don't care
about this.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I reckon. I think of a picture you'd be interested in. No,
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Sit it's sixty five in front of sixty five thousand
people and look at projected pictures of Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, slow mate, When.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I want to see those photos is when I'm ear
dropping them from people's phones onto my phone at the
chaosk at the mall.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Okay, I don't want to see them at the stadium.
Why can't we just put a band on, you know, sandstorm?
Yeah I fell out with smoke. Yeah, I fell out
the smoker place hands. I don't know. I just feel
like they can't do it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
We do nothing, and then they put on just project
some lame thing onto the field. And what am I
supposed to do this?

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Very cool?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
So I just watched thirty guys try and kill each
other for an hour, and now you're going to project
the silver.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Fern onto the field? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm
glad I put it up. Yeah it's a projection mapping,
not lasers in your mind. Yeah, awesome, only because you
could do way cooler shit. Yeah, I got a picture
of you know, like ans Rink serving in slow mo.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, but again, I don't I don't even want to
see that lame me to take your pick corner COVID
a whole lot. It's all lome to be anyway. At
least they're trying something. It was like when they put
the marching bend in Eden Park. What book did you
read that in the Droine show was the best? The
chiefs drones are call Drones of call. I'll give you
that anyway, do better with the halftime shows. We will

(32:25):
be at the Postman's League tomorrow from what time two
o'clock first two hundred.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
There you'll get a wristband, you get a risty from
laws to get on the bus. And we've got drink specials.
They're great drink specials, the way powerful drink specials. And
we've got live music. We've got heaps of giveaways, got
prizes to give away, galore, party shirts, beanies, laser shows.
We'll do a laser show, maybe some projection mapping, and

(32:52):
then also the commentary as always, it's on a radio
herdeche as well so as well as I hate radio
and on Sky Sporting brilliant.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, we'll see you then and if we don't, we'll
see you on Monday for another episode of the Gender Podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
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