June 30, 2024 • 38 mins
ACC President G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to break down the debate that neither of them watched (3:12) before discussing whether Manaia may actually be the Warriors curse.
Then the fellas react to Jacob Laban's send-off for eating punches from Cory Horsbrugh (8:48) the founding of the NZ Integrity Unit (11:55) and swerve well out of their lane to discuss football yet again (17:17).
Finally, they wade through your feedback in 'Yours Please' (23:08).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the Agenda Podcast for the first of July.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap trap,
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
I pinch it a punchline, yeh of the month halfway
through the year. Yeah, what did you deal with the
first six months? Anything productive?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
No? No, I don't think so. I think we did
a lot. We did a lot. I think we did
a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I can't remember any of it. Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We were in Wellington just last week and I was like,
why do I feel like I've been here before because
we were there a couple of months before.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And we're in Deneeda on Thursday. We are in Dunedin
for the Kensington pregame. This we've got an announcement on that. Yes,
so we're at the Kensington from midday on Saturday for
the biggest pregame in Donedan. With Export Ultra. We've got
a since the Kensington's a little bit way away from
the stadium, we've got the Richies Export Express, which is
(00:57):
a Richie bus all branded up in Export Ultra. But
he's the kicker. The driver is Richie Muwanga. Oh it's
back in New Zealand. Yeah, so he's back. Richie Mo's
back and he is going to be helping us shift
fans from them from the.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Pub to the stadium to so bar the stem a steamer.
Yeah perfect. Does he have his heavy transport license? Who cares?
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
But the Richie's Export Express get into it this week.
If you're in Dunedin or you're keetting down to Dunedin
midday on Saturday, we're also going to be there Friday
night and we're going to be We've got a few
flat drops. I think we've got some leader in zed
southern fried chicken toppers to drop off at flats. Maybe
a few beverages as well perhaps, and then on the
Saturday the pregame getting into it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That sounds like a big weekend supplementary question.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're on a is he going to bring his boots
because we could probably deal with them out there.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Old Richie I didn't think that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I was like, I'd rather see him on the field
than driving our coach.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
But it didn't get picked. So you know, that's on
Razor and the beneficiaries are us.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, so the Kensington I was thinking maybe
we should do some airport transfers as well, because that's
dangerously far away. Yeah, Dunedin does not have an airport,
Momona does.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
How far can Richie be bothered driving?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
This is I don't know that the exact details are
about what that, but that would be quite good. But
I think we've got the Richie's Export Express for the
entire week, so we can just do it for the
flat drops as well.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah well, oh yeah, there a nightmare if we've got
a flat tire up Castle Street. I drove over a bottle.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, there would be good. And then Richie May is
out there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, here's the second All Black that I've ever heard
of driving a bus. First as my uncle Billy Bush,
uncle Kenny, he drives a bus.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
For the All Blacks when over there down there in
christ Church. Oh nice, Yeah, runs of the family. The
athletic potential that you see non.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Have you got your HT? Have you got your or?
Is it a transport license? Is that the mass transport license?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You have to get your endorsement, which means you can
carry passengers, and then I believe you have to have
your heavy transport.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
License as well. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure someone will correct us because they love to
get bogged down on the mind you shir big story
over the weekend presidential debates. Lane, everyone's talking about it.
I went to the gym this morning. I mean I
go quite often, but this morning I went and there
was a lady there talking about the presidential debates loudly
and across the thing. She goes, surely his wife would
(03:27):
have Biden's wife would have said something to him like
you're too much of a zombie to be going out
there on that stage. Then she goes, imagine him coming
towards you wanted to have sex.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I was looking at my mate like, holy shit,
this is at seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And she's thinking about Biden in the sack.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, seven thirty in the morning. Aggressive.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't watch any of it, to
be honest, I didn't watch any of it. I saw
a meme about them comparing their golf games, which I
thought was probably the most amusing, like I'm the better golfer,
the better I don't know, I don't know what Biden
sounds like. You sound like a zombie, ditary old man.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, because you think about like ninety years old or
the mid to late eighties.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, well they should just decide the election in a
long drive competition, like put your nuts, ye, put your
nuts on the line.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Trump, we have them.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, we reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I've seen videos of Trump swinging a golf club. It's ugly,
but it's effective. You know those old boys out on
the golf course where you like, how does that work?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What don't they just don't to do a three hole playoff?
Then for the presidency.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't think Biden could get around three holes? Could he?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He really begged himself on the debate. He reckon. He
was a bit of golfer than Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good, they're just saying shit. He's a fun fact for you, Belle.
Clinton is younger than both of those candidates.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He was elected in nineteen ninety two as a young
Bill Clinton right now is younger than both of them,
and he was elected in nineteen ninety two. He probably
beat them both in golf too.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, he probably would.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Does that range. So I reckon because I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Sure Bushwood as well. George Bush was a good.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh yeah, he was. There's that great clip of him
talking about how we must stamp out terrorism wherever we
find it in the world's strive and I love who
crushed it as well, crushed it, lit it up.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So I think there's a minimum age requirement to be
president over there.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Think it's like forty, there should be a maximum age.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Is there a minimum age?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's a bit age, just, isn't it it is?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Having said that, do you want a twenty one year
old run the country? Watching the clips of that debate, Yeah,
maybe that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe get Jojo Siwah up there, you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that could be.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, who's the guy from June maybe worked at the
end withthy shell may Oh. I just found out the
other day is actually my age? I thought he was
like seventeen.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, there you go. Anyway, I mean it's gonna unravel.
I do like Trump's approach, though, because his calls for
Biden to be sacked and replaced because he's basically a
walking zombie. Yeah, but he's now coming out going there
is no better man to be up agains because he
knows that he's falling a bits and if they replace him,
that's the worst case scenario for Trump. So now he's
coming out saying how much he loves them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
You leave that guy in.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, we are massively pro on this podcast. I think
people may have forgotten, and I'd like to remind you,
or if you're new to this podcast, it's because Biden
signed off on an agreement. Yes, that moved the seventeenth
eighteenth NRL franchise to Papua New Guinea was christ Church.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It was going to be. They were talking about christ Church. Yeah,
but then the Landis and old Sleepy Joe Sleepy Joe
teed up, struck up a deal and as part of
their like a retaliation against Chinese expansion into the Pacific,
they're going to put a rugby league team and pap
on New Guinea.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And so he's absolutely screwed our Sleepy Joe. So we're
pro Trump. There's a big pro Trump podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, there's the small there's a smaller strex on the
pro Trump. I must admit it's just to do with
that one maneuver, geopolitical maneuver.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
We're anti Biden. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, he's also going to bring back clean Cole, so
I'm looking forward to that one. It's balled across the
weekend there was only one game that anyone really cared about,
and it's that the Warriors one.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We're back, We're all aboard the train.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Just when we were just about to kick off, and
I had all that T shirts read go, I had
the artwork ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
About to send on ordering. You know, two thousand Warriors
supporters support group T shirts. And what do they do?
Turn around and hump the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And they looked incredible as well.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
When you say look incredible, they also they literally looked
incredible with those halves. It's mighty Martin and Chanelle Harris Tavita, Yeah,
a couple of absolute dream boats at.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Six and seven yeah, and good looking yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And Jesscott's and they and you know, they're the kind
of guys who know it and that's why they're so good,
you know what I mean, Like they've got the BDC.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh for a good looking person, there's so much easier.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
So there you go. I mean it was good to watch,
but I mean, look, you take the win. It was
a pre depleted Broncos team post Origin.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, so that will take it. We will take it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't know how much to read into that, but
me and Ben Hurley will go over that one on
the Mad Monday podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Later on today.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We got a bit of feedback on Instagram and it said,
please remove Kezy ed Me and I from Warrior's commentary.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Have not won a game with those two commentary. That's true.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, I did a deep dive. I have commentated seven
Warriors games. Yes, we have lost six of those. Seven
of those seven, I've commentated four of those with Chris.
So yes, great, we have not won a game with
me and Chris commentating. Of those seven that I've commentated with,
lost six, we only won one.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, good news for the fans out there this Saturday.
For the Doggies, it's Dyeingwood and Ben Hurley and it's
the it's the double head before the All Blacks too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah right, well, thank god. That's that's a good that's
a good omen. I wonder if the TB a factoring
that into the.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
We can talk.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Maybe we took Carlos Friday on.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
The sports Yeah, see see what he reckons.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, let's take a quick break here and then
we'll get back into some more actual sport. Actually we're
gonna stick with rugby league too, so we'll be back
in a second. One of my favorite highlights from across
the weekend. In fact, my favorite highlight from across the
weekend came from the New.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
South Wales Cup YEP.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One of the weird things about the Warriors is our
New South Wales Cup team is excellent. It's packed full
of great players. Were dominating the competition. You got tanged
to a pick. He's still playing a pike. He's playing
down there. Bunty l four played for them on the
weekend to start the season. To mighty Martin was playing
for them, like it's an outrageous team that we've got
down there. Three players were sent off in the Warriors
vers Raiders New South Wales Cup game this weekend. It
(09:17):
was outrageous and it started with Corey Hawsbrough, who's played
many years in the NRL. Big red dude, Yes, big
redhead dude. What a surprise. So he hid butted Jacob
Laban on the way to try and score a try. Yeah,
then there was like a peck and go. Jacob Laban
tried to make a tackle. Cory hawsbro was just seeing
red by the stage. He starts throwing punches at Jacob
Laban and Laban just took them.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You've seen the footage. He's smiling.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He got the head bart and he's like, what are
you doing? And then the ginger Ninja rage came over
and he helped him with a terrible punch that just
glazed his cheek. Well, there were like two or three,
and then he was laughing at him, mate, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
He was laughing at him as the guy was punching him.
So then a bunch of people start running in third
and fourth man and blah blah blah blah blah. Roof
blows the whistle. They settle everyone down. Then they have
a quick down to the bunker and then they make
their their judgment and the riff goes Ken Jacob not
Ken Laban, Jacob lurban is he related, I don't know,
(10:16):
You're gone send them off?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
And he's like, I got punched. I got head battered
and punched and and now I'm off. And I didn't
react because he was great because if you see his reaction,
he goes he looked around and goes.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Me, yeah, me, I'm off. I just got lit up,
got Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And then he got it up and then the guy
came in to protect him apparently through a punch. Yes,
he got sent.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Third man, and they're very harsh on but surely the
first person to go would have should have been Corey.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He did go, Yeah, he did. Eventually the third one
he went.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
But it's like, what what are you supposed to do?
He This is literally what they're trying to say is
don't throw punches. So one of the guys throwing punches
you get bin for retaliating in that situation. He didn't retaliate. No,
so what's he supposed to do in that situation? I
think if I see that I'm an NRL player, I'm like,
fuck it, I'm throwing.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Then I'm going to throw down, Yeah, because there's no lot.
You don't get away with it for not And I
had a feeling Laban may have been ahead the upper hand. No,
maybe the upper hand if they were going to throw hands.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but I think Jacob Laban would have looked at
that and gone, I'm on the fringes of this Warriors squad.
I'm one injury away from playing the rest of the season.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
In first grade.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, I'm not going to throw a punch and get
suspended for six weeks. So I'm going to stay here
and do the right thing. Then he gets sent off anyway.
So now if I'm him, I'm coming back in and
I'm just throwing down first, head up. I'm not even
I'm just throwing the ball at a guy and I'm
just lighting them up.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm already out go full mark guy, Yeah, exactly, just
full play the ball and then just swing.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think that's the president that's now been set in
the NRL. You're just gonna have to swing because there's
nothing else. You've got no other recourse. You're going to
get sent off anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You'll get the integrity unit will get coming to play.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Though.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Way, I love the NRL Integrity Unit. New Zealand is
starting up their own integrity unit. I don't know who's
commissioned this. Yeah, so they have.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I got a press release in my inbox and I'll
read the start of it. I was confused about why
it got sent to me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Who sent it?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It was Riley Hodson. I don't know who that is.
I think it's basically a PR person.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It is.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yes, So here's what's happening in New Zealand. The Sports
Integrity Commission Takahu ruin Nui opens its doors. Today marks
a significant milestone for sport and recreation in New Zealand
with the official launch of Sports Integery Commission. Rebecca Rolls
is going to be the first chief executive. Now what
(12:37):
does it cover. It's safeguard participants in sports and recreation
are right, it's emerging of several The Commission, a newly
established independent Crown entity, is tasked with promoting and protecting
the safety and well being of participants and the fairness
of competition in the Sport and Recreation Center. Anti doping
services will included INZADA. Yeah, antidoping service, testing and educatation
(13:00):
will now fall via It will be provided by the Commission.
They'll also deal with complaints.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
If you've got any complaint.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
About sports from the public or from within the sport.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
If the warrior aren't performing, write a letter. Okay, I
feel blacks ship the bed, write a letter. If you
don't like this podcast, write them a letter.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So Yeah, the Sport and Recreation Complaints and Mediation Services
is now part of the Commission, So there we go.
And I don't know what else. So it's anti doping,
anti competition, manipulation, anti corruption, and supporting positive integrity outcomes
amongst sport and recreation providers.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So if I get drunk and walk into the wrong flat,
Nie McDonald's on their.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Couch, read what Rebecca Roles is coming for you. Rebecca
Roles is going to roll into town and yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
She's gonna roll me. If so, then INZADA has been
brought into that. Has that been a thing before New
Zealand Anti Doping Agency?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Obviously, we're either very clean, clean, clean athletes, yeah, or
or they're not testing that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Much because I am not aware of a doping policy
in Super rugby one hundred. I've certainly never heard of
someone be suspended for it in super rogue. We have
it in the NRL all the time. I think a
dude just got done for it the other day. Oh,
Michael Jennings just came back from it. Bronson Sherry this.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Year, just for a weekend in Bali and come back and.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, no, no, Bronson Scherry came back from a four
year ban for doping. Yeah, during during those four years,
I'm sure he was clean when he was outside of
the competition. Never heard, never heard of a player get
done for doping in rugby here in New Zealand, and
boy do we outperform our expectations here in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Hey, I'm not saying we've got a very robust talent
management system and we breed great ruggy players.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's it, don't we Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Despite having no genetic advantage in the smaller pool than
anywhere else, that you need.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
An advantage because I'm you know, Polynesian and very kept
at athletes, and there's a lot a lot of them
living in New Zealand a year.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You know. That's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I don't know, I think you're reading into that. But
I'm looking forward to the New Zealand's Integery Unit hiring
whitewash investigations. Oh yes, they'll be. They will be rubbing
their hands because whitewash have they would have been contracted
to so many different government departments to whitewash. Now they
just have to.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Deal with old Rosy.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, okay, Rosie, Okay, Let's let's roll this into one
open intended and let's sort out a retainer for whitewash
and will you'll have us on call anytime?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Going to be sizable? The retainer because the things that
we're you know, whitewashing. Yeah, they could really bring us
to our knees as a country, I think obviously if
you don't know about whitewashed investigations.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
They were brought in when the Shield debacle.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Was going on, not known as the ramfully resin.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yes, the Ranfilly risin. Turns out it could have just
been plaster, Yeah that was used, or risin.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That looked dangerously like cocaine.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But anyway, when one of the South African players was
accused of racism going into the World Cup Rugby Grand Final,
I've never heard anything about that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Afterwards, No whitewash came in. That was probably some of
their best work. That's enough of that. That's enough of that,
and then we never heard anything more about it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And that's only the stuff that we do know about
for white washing investigations. What else don't we know that
white washing investigations have swept under the car?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Well their head office is in Sydney, so that reads
into a lot in terms of the NRL. Yeah, so
they are they're busy, busy organization.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Rumors are that they brought in the no fault stand
down in the AFL yes, we can test positive for
drugs and then stood down. He stood down here as
like a pre emptive drug test.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yes, Samon and I he's out. He's out with a
tight hamstring, yeah, slash saw nostrils.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah yeah, and then it's like, oh, what did he
actually do?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
It's killing my maltis every week.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So yeah, I'm interested to does the Integrity Unit cover
podcasts as well?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That could be for U, Yeah, that it could be.
I mean we've had a lot of criticism about being
just sports adjacent. Yeah you know, and that's fine. Look
good cop to that, I think.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm looking forward to hearing from the
Integrity Unit. And in Zada they do they drug tse
podcasts certainly not football. We're going to get Pony on tomorrow, yes,
to talk Euros. But can I just can we have
to pat ourselves on the back. Do you know what
our agenda tip was on Friday Germany?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
And it came in six dollars fifty.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Six fifty and that has taken the that's taken our
kidy over one thousands. So we're going to give that
away this week. So I mean, look, we get criticism
for not knowing anything and you know, sometimes it pays
off when you just throw some mud at the wall,
like a two year old Germany victory and that's them
through to the quarters. So they're through the quarterfinals. So
is England and they're going to play Switzerland in the quarterfinal.
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But England classic England man, they just they terrorize their fans.
They're playing Slovakia. One time they scored two goals in
the ninety first minute and in the ninety fifth minute
they scored to win two to one and go to
the quarters.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
One of them are bicycle kick. I understand. They say
you only get one chance.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So it's insane like the English, No wonder, English fans
are so crazy because the emotional rollercoaster they have to
go through. Yeah, with that team. So it's getting interesting
now because we're at the final round of sixteen. We're
into the quarterfinals. So get Piney on tomorrow just to
get us the oil on that. I wonder if because
Spain where they were drawing one all with with either
(18:33):
one for one, they were drawing one all with Georgia
for quite a significant amount of that game, but obviously
came back and humped them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Unlucky Georgia aut less you get a beautiful country to
go back to in not in the Euros, but over
in the US.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Did you see this video of a block by the
name of Jamal Tiari. You must own that role, I hope.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So he stole the ball from the goalkeeper and scored,
oh yes, to win the game too to one for
Atlanta United over Toronto FC. So there was the goalkeeper
got the ball. This guy just ducked off behind the
goal and he was drunk.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
He was stalking him like a lioness stalking an antelope,
you know, when staying out of his vision. He was
moving with him behind him, making sure that he couldn't
see him.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And the goalkeeper completely unaware of him, his bounce and
the ball, and he was like indicating to his plat,
gesturing to his players.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
To like, go down the field, go down the field,
because they I reckon. They must have been screaming at him,
there's a guy behind you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, but the crowd was screaming so loud as well,
so he couldn't heal it that And he's like, yeah,
all good, all good, Just get down the field, Just
get down the field and win the hoof it. Then
he throws the ball out in front of him. This
gud dude just comes out nicked the goal.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Game. That is the howla to end all howlers.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, that's a that's that's a game of two halves.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Next question, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
One pause?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, you could see him, you could see it in
his mind, the way when he was behind him, he
was moving his head just to stay behind the goalkeeper
and goal rolled it down to kick it, and then
she was all over.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
There's a guy in NBA has made a career out
of doing that. He hides on the bench or in
the crowd, because you know how the crowd an NBA
game is right on the sideline. Alvarado is his name.
They called him Grand Theft Alvarado.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And he just stands on the bench or in the
crowd and then runs out and steals.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
The ball of it. It's just like that. It's exactly
what it looked like.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
And other football news, since we're like, since we're slowly
gaining momentum in the round ball, gaining the respectives all
whitesh for one winners over Vanuatu in the Oceania Nations
Cup the OFC a year, so I mean I thought
was sponsorble OnlyFans, but everyone's saying a lot of people
who kids, they're playing van Fiji, you know, in New
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Guinea Caledonia there. But it's what's quite important here is
that I think in the next World Cup or maybe
the next one after, I'm not too sure. This is
where we fall down in the round bowl. There isn't
going to be an automatic qualification for Oceania because at
the moment, if you win Oceania, you've got to go
and play the fourth place South American team, which is
(20:59):
usually like Costa Rica or Mexico, and that's a tough
that's a tough away home.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
And Costa Rica playing the All Blacks.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, so there to expand the FIFA World Cup, they're
going to give Oceania an automatic qualification. Is Australia Ocean No,
they moved to Asia. They moved to Asia because they
thought it would be an easier road and it is
for them really because I think they have to play
the Middle East and through Asia and they they constantly
qualify through that channel because they gave up Oceania because
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the South American roots too hard.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Now what left us on that?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And now we don't want them to suddenly change and
come back to Oceania because they can get.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
That sounds like a very Australian thing to do.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
They have to stay in Asia.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
They'd come back and be like, well, actually, if you
look at the tectonic blokes, we are in ocean.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, look well, I mean we abandoned you, you know,
many years ago. But look no, so that's good news
for us that if we can keep dominating there. And
there's a few there's a few Auckland Football Club Aukland
City Football Club players and the all whites there black Knights, Yeah,
the black Knights who scored there. So I'm interested to
see the Black Knights how they go. I'm all in,
(22:05):
I'm all in.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I am to.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I need to be actually just just for my own
sporting knowledge stake, I need to get them behind something
football And yeah, they happen to be down the road.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So piney on tomorrow we'll talk a bit of euros
just quickly before we go to yours.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
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Speaker 1 (22:19):
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Speaker 3 (22:28):
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Speaker 3 (22:48):
There's no rigorous, no hopes you have to jump through it.
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
You don't have to prove your athletic prowess.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, well, I mean all we're saying is, you know
we're binge watching. Sport is a sport, so why what
else would you not into that?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Absolutely so do that text chip to three two three
six while we take a break. We'll be right back
with yours.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
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Speaker 1 (23:16):
As usual on a Monday. We have plenty to get through.
I think there's about nine of them at the moment.
Just before we do, we had one that I wanted
to play, but the audio was just too muffled. Bloke
by the name of Josh, Josh, you send us in
a request for time off. Because this is a new
initiative we've started. We're giving away fake prizes so that
you can get time away from your family, your partner,
whatever it is, whoever, your boss, whoever it is that
(23:38):
you need to give an excuse to.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
We will give away fake tickets to you. Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
On the podcast, you can play that audio to whoever.
Josh sent one through. It sounded very muffled. I suspect
who's hiding from his partner to send this message in.
I couldn't hear what the tickets were that he wanted
to send that one. And again, Josh will be more
than happy to do it. I think he's under a blanket.
Here to help, here to help, Yeah, first call he please.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'd just like to shout out to that one backbone.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You've got sixty five feral cats on one for Operty
in the feral cat competition. What a bloody backbone you
get on your mate?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Bloody red eye shot? Yeah, that's right, it was the
It was the bunny shoot, was it? And they heard
a stray cat category down and feral cat was Southland.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
It sounds like something.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It's in the Southold. Yes, I think it's that they
killed a couple of hundred stray cats. Yeah, one wild
cats whatever they were.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
One guy, I got sixty five. How many of those
were actually pets?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I don't I don't like cats, so hopefully sixty four
of them.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
If I set that over under at three. How many
of those cats do you think? Well?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I heard I heard the organizer of the competition on it,
and they said they were only shot in the bush
and out the back of farms. So if your cat,
if you're if your suburban cat is pisting around a
farm or a bush, then you're not a very good owner.
You're not looking after that cat.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
If you get a bush in your front yet, well,
it's going.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
To get his headline off the shock, an't it. They're
killing native bodsman, and I I know that, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That it is disgusting, but I just like the thing.
What do they do with the pelts?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, you couldn't count we one, You couldn't make something
out on good. I mean, sixty five is enough.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
But now he's starting a boot leg market, you know,
a black market, black market and cat peal cat pelts.
The people would be breeding them for their fooit.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, he'd be like the Grouella devil walking around.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
In sixty five kittens.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Call here yours please, Hey fellers, love your work, love
your podcast. Just something trivial, just going to pull you
up on the all Blacks train for sillies. They're an
upper heart, not lower heart, as they would claim. Try
and claim my Brewtown, Trent and racecourse. But just try
and put your right on that one. Yeah, Fox South Canterbury,
(25:55):
fuck you, and I if you're hating on motorsport, fuck you, Dulaney.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
How did I cop the straight for that? Speaking of motorsport,
the Formula one on the weekend, Yeah, high drama, high drama.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Let someone got overtaken on the track.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Norris and Vias Strappan crashed with a couple of laps
to go. They were racing, uh you know, toe to toe,
and then there's an arguments about who questioned who. They
both got knocked out and comes through George Russell from behind.
You was just watching in the corner working off, and
he came through, took it out.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Stephen b Yeah, Oscar.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Pierrestre came sick, and then calisains. It's so good to
mix it up, yeah, absolutely, but to have a strap On.
Apparently he's been accused of just ramming into Orlando Norris.
Norris's I think the strap On accused Norris. It's great stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I love our drama. It's yeah, they get mixed up,
but we want to apologize for getting mixed up between
Lower and Upper Hut. Can we just call that valley
just yea?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, but this is the thing about places around
New Zealand. There's such a better rivalry between these places.
If you're from Upperhart, you'd have been, like, I'd much
be much better from Lower Hat, would you.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Why Waterfront?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Well maybe it's Patony lower Hat.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Patoni is lower Hat.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, although I'm sure now someone's going to ring and
it's not. That's actually its own thing and it's.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Pronounced that now.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think, yeah, anyway, but I would rather not be
from either of those places.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But thank you very much for your Eastbourne.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is that is that still counted as being in the
valley Eastbourne? It's kind of aide out the side of
the harbor. Okay, all those places, no I call here yours?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Please?
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Good a fellas Mikel's along here. Hey, I'm just looking
to see if there was any plans in the future
to extinge your commentary towards the n PC or New
South Wales cups.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Uh South Canterbury. I like how he questioned himself there,
Mike Cox, long should I say it's happened to me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like Mike's got no problem with the region. He just
wanted to say that because that's what he thought do.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
But it sounded like he was he was reading an
auto auto Q and it had a question mark on.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
South he got ron Bergen. Yes, by the way, let's
throw it open to any other region that you want
to slag off. Doesn't just have to be South Genery.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, commentating New South Wales cap probably not.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I think we'll commentate that, would commentate that fight again.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah absolutely, I'd commentate in PC finals, but every week
MPC is is tough.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's tough enough for us to get through to rugby.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, Lelane, m PC and NRL.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
And as we've found out, I've only commentated one Warriors
win this year? Do you want me to bring that
down into the New South Wales Cup? Ruin that as well?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Look, if a sponsor wants to come on and because
it's not a cheap exercise commentating live sports, So if
you've got a sponsor there. He wants to cover where
we will.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Be up for it.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Brendan the Chainsaw Laney commentates the Heartland games. I don't
know if they're going to broadcast them this year, but
last year they broadcast one game per round. It was
commentating South care Enery game in Tamurka there. I can't
remember who they were planning gets. Someone got a serious injury.
I think it was a spinal injury. Yes, but they
had run out of ads and for twenty minutes, Chainsaw
(29:11):
had to just pad for twenty straight minutes commentating the
heartlet I was like you.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Paul Barstard.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
It got to the point where they there was a
game of touch that broke out on the sideline between
some kids. He started commentating that nice for about fifteen
minutes that eventually the ambulance came cleared the thing out
and then they got back underway.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I know what's I know what that feels like. After
that dB conference when I had to delay for the
for the for the porfity, yeah, the Katakia and I
had to pair it and I was struggling and I
only got told to paid ten minutes. I made it
to five. Yeah, it's a fellow us.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
They got to five and they were like, give him out, bunnet,
get this go out out another call here yours please.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
I'm concerned. I was cut off at the end of
the last message for the most important part, which is
fuck South Canterbury and fucked fuck, fucked why Maddie.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
He's got a great voice that got yeah, but it
sounds like he should he's a voice over artist.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Sounds like PETI goal.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I've loaded those in the wrong way because he's got
another voicemail, which I'm hoping is this next one that
may not be But call here yours.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Booz Glaane Maniah.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I've listened to you both long enough now to know
you're not the best punters, particularly you Jlaane Ah. Suddenly,
in the time I've been listening, I know you've made
a pretty sizable donation to the tab. Let's not put
a number on it, but it's a good chunk of money.
Can we take some of their money? And by Carl
and microphone for the Friday podcast. Jesus fucking Christ, is
(30:36):
he calling in from a fucking no kid twenty to eighty?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Fuck up? It's even funny that we played those out
of warders.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, funny, Yeah, you're right, we should get Carla microphone.
And that's a good caull.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He does it from Wellington.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, and we've got various different limitations on our own
capability here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, but yeah, he does deserve one.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Hey, and you know what, deep throat my prediction on Friday,
if you follow me and on the Germney too, Neil,
you would have won yourself a decent amount of money.
So you know what in the three way, let's not
talking about the three way because I nailed my leg,
so Carl has nailed his leg.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I was wrong for the right reasons.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I picked the Dolphins to win because I thought that
Ben Hunt and Zach Lomex wouldn't back up from origin.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I was right, but they still lost. Caun't win them
all away, can't. But yeah, all right, we'll send the
mic down to Carl. Another call here, yours please.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Good fellas bend Over.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I just wanted to say on your dictator chat Paul Pott,
you know he was a great Newsylander. He just like
to roll in the tanks, which I thought was that
was yeah, really showing them what's up.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That was that was good. He's more tank by any
pop pop.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Well, he would just walk.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Dudes past the tank and if they were taller than it.
But you did, yeah, oh you got glasses.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, oh you went you finishedhigh school? Yeah, you're did.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
The irony was he himself was one of those thirts.
He had glasses. He finished it. He went to university
in France.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, and then he learned all these Marxist communist ideals,
brought them back.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It was just like, I'm going to be the only
educated dude here.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yep, rest of you, I'm gonna drive a tank.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, that's right. He wasn't a poisoner.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I got Yeah, I got called the pole pot of
commercial radio when I was in charge of Radio Head.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yes you did, which I thought that was unfair.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I think it stuck with you too, because someone's miss
mentioned that on Instagram recently, the pole pot.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Of commercial radio. You're just lining up announcers and executing
them against carts.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
We're just driving tanks into the workplace. He had rises
above the pulpit.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Adam's got glasses. Actually he's notice that. Another caller here
her was pleased.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Captain ask Greb here, I know you guys put out
a disclaimer that you know nothing of the round ball,
but Jesus Christ, you've said that Georgia have knocked Portugal out.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I knew this was going to Portugal still topped the group.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
You're idiots.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And then you've gone and claim that Germany Denmark is
a nothing game. It's the first round of sixteen game.
Come on, you need an expert on the panel, idiots.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I knew this was going to come back to bite us,
and because when I was talking about it, and then
I went away and I it was I read an article.
I was like, oh, ship, Portugal still top of the group.
There's gonna be some blowback on that.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
We've got a bit outside of our crease.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah, I know. And then and then I saw the
Germany with the actual first round of sixteen was gainst Denmark,
and I said that it was gonna be nothing game, extreme,
you're going to win too nil, and they.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Did and it was a nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Look, we'll get better, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
I don't know if we will. No, well, we just
need to stay well and Trilli in our lane on
these things.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Do you think us completely just completely fucking up round
ball chat? Is endearing us to the round ball fans
or angering them. Should we just stay away?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't know, because I've already I feel like it's
having this effect that I have on motor games fans.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
It really just grates them.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I'm going to convert you to motor games. I'm gonna.
I'm trying to. I'm trying to get it. I'm trying
to sort out a trip to Bethurist and to the
Formula Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, see, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
It'll change your mind when you go, when you go
to one of these big events like the Formula One.
I like the sale GP. Yeah, so you're assailants into it. Yeah,
I think I can converte you.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I think you black fails over there in Barcelona. I
like cars. I was just racing anything as I find who.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
No one watches the racing. You just got along for
the event. Yeah right, so that's okay. I think I
can converte you to motor Games.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Having said that, no, because I do know people who
would watch every lap of Bathurst or just the v
it's every Sunday and just be like, hang on, sorry,
I'm just watching the thing. If you don't mind, mate,
I was just sitting inside.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
He's watching every lap.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I think there. I think that's also people who want
to spend time away from their family.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, it was usually like family gatherings of barbecues or something.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And they're in the garage just crushing.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I'll leave him alone. He's watching his bloody VA.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
He's into it, and really he's watching you like you know.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
The other thing that really put me off is all
of my mates who've got massively into Formula one after
Drive to survive.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Off. You're not into Formula one.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's kind of like full swing though. And golf now
people are quite into golf and they think they're into
the players and they know.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Who the players. That's yeah. Anyway, I hope you can
convert me another call here yours please?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
How good were those Dark and Stormies on the Wednesday
lunch time?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
What a great lunchtime?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Still can't get amber talking about pictures of Dick though,
How fucking good.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
But it's obviously someone who's at the dB conference.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
What a massive like inside inside job that is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, Well, because they see how Dark and Stormy's at lunchtime.
They were good, they can they can seven per centers.
They were good and then and then also I think
a member of the management team was introducing another management team.
His name was his first name was Deak and not Richard,
by the way, No, not Richard, straight up Dick, straight Dick. Yeah,
(36:05):
and roared one line she delivered which I so immaturely
just completely lost it on when she said, here's some
interesting facts about Dick, and I fucking lost it, and
I was I was side of stage and making sure
I wasn't my mic wasn't on, and I was in hysterics.
And then and then she goes and here's another photo
(36:27):
of Dick.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, he's a photo of Dick.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
And I was then again, I was like.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Here's some interesting facts about Dick, and you were laughing
around the corner.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Me and Joe were at the back of the thing.
Six dark and Stormy is deep, just clean losing it,
very disrespectful, and I'd like to apologize.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
But then I came out and doubled down, and I
was introducing the next speaker, and I was like, look,
I can't go past the fact those fun facts about Dick.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Nobody laughed that one got cracked.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
One laughed.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
He's a well respected member of my team.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Dick he was, he's a great man, and she dicked
enjoy his long Yeah he was. He was from Holland
and he didn't really like my smock and a pancakeeau either.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I wonder how he felt about you making dick jokes
of them. So anyway, if you'd like to sponsor the
a SEC, it should be up for.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
If you want to, you want to see your.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Conference get in touch. I think we've got one more here, yourspose.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Good lads chatting about the AC slogan. Shouldn't it be
drunk for worse? Giving your habit of turning a massive
wind into a giant loss.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So this was off the back funnily enough of the
same conference that their slogan is better for better. That's
their internal sort of the north start they're working towards.
We thought we don't have that here at the ACC.
Drink for Worse.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'm not sure drink for Worse is got that aspirational.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
No to it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's not really the north star that we need to
orientate ourselves towards.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Also, very tough for you to relay back to the
upper management.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
How about stay breathing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
It's got purpose, there's lips above water. Yeah, yeah, stay breathing,
stay breathing, acc stay breathing as long as we can.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Just stay alive, barely stay alive.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
But the skin of our teeth. Yeah, okay, I don't mind.
That doesn't fill me with confidence, no.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Fight like l I'm gonna stick with thirsty for better
and we can think of it another one.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Drink for worse is gonna do us any favors internally
within the business anyway. That'll do us for today tomorrow
for all of you Ramble enthusiasts with someone who actually
knows what they're talking about, the voice of the Ramble
in New Zealand, Jason Pine.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Until then, we'll see you later on.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
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I pinch it a punchline, yeh of the month halfway
through the year. Yeah, what did you deal with the
first six months? Anything productive?
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No? No, I don't think so. I think we did
a lot. We did a lot. I think we did
a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I can't remember any of it. Yeah, it's yeah.
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We were in Wellington just last week and I was like,
why do I feel like I've been here before because
we were there a couple of months before.
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for the Kensington pregame. This we've got an announcement on that. Yes,
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he's the kicker. The driver is Richie Muwanga. Oh it's
back in New Zealand. Yeah, so he's back. Richie Mo's
back and he is going to be helping us shift
fans from them from the.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Pub to the stadium to so bar the stem a steamer.
Yeah perfect. Does he have his heavy transport license? Who cares?
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
But the Richie's Export Express get into it this week.
If you're in Dunedin or you're keetting down to Dunedin
midday on Saturday, we're also going to be there Friday
night and we're going to be We've got a few
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southern fried chicken toppers to drop off at flats. Maybe
a few beverages as well perhaps, and then on the
Saturday the pregame getting into it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
That sounds like a big weekend supplementary question.
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You're on a is he going to bring his boots
because we could probably deal with them out there.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Old Richie I didn't think that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I was like, I'd rather see him on the field
than driving our coach.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
But it didn't get picked. So you know, that's on
Razor and the beneficiaries are us.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, so the Kensington I was thinking maybe
we should do some airport transfers as well, because that's
dangerously far away. Yeah, Dunedin does not have an airport,
Momona does.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
How far can Richie be bothered driving?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
This is I don't know that the exact details are
about what that, but that would be quite good. But
I think we've got the Richie's Export Express for the
entire week, so we can just do it for the
flat drops as well.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah well, oh yeah, there a nightmare if we've got
a flat tire up Castle Street. I drove over a bottle.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, there would be good. And then Richie May is
out there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, here's the second All Black that I've ever heard
of driving a bus. First as my uncle Billy Bush,
uncle Kenny, he drives a bus.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
For the All Blacks when over there down there in
christ Church. Oh nice, Yeah, runs of the family. The
athletic potential that you see non.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Have you got your HT? Have you got your or?
Is it a transport license? Is that the mass transport license?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You have to get your endorsement, which means you can
carry passengers, and then I believe you have to have
your heavy transport.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
License as well. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure someone will correct us because they love to
get bogged down on the mind you shir big story
over the weekend presidential debates. Lane, everyone's talking about it.
I went to the gym this morning. I mean I
go quite often, but this morning I went and there
was a lady there talking about the presidential debates loudly
and across the thing. She goes, surely his wife would
(03:27):
have Biden's wife would have said something to him like
you're too much of a zombie to be going out
there on that stage. Then she goes, imagine him coming
towards you wanted to have sex.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I was looking at my mate like, holy shit,
this is at seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And she's thinking about Biden in the sack.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, seven thirty in the morning. Aggressive.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't watch any of it, to
be honest, I didn't watch any of it. I saw
a meme about them comparing their golf games, which I
thought was probably the most amusing, like I'm the better golfer,
the better I don't know, I don't know what Biden
sounds like. You sound like a zombie, ditary old man.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, because you think about like ninety years old or
the mid to late eighties.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, well they should just decide the election in a
long drive competition, like put your nuts, ye, put your
nuts on the line.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Trump, we have them.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, we reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I've seen videos of Trump swinging a golf club. It's ugly,
but it's effective. You know those old boys out on
the golf course where you like, how does that work?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What don't they just don't to do a three hole playoff?
Then for the presidency.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't think Biden could get around three holes? Could he?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He really begged himself on the debate. He reckon. He
was a bit of golfer than Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Good, they're just saying shit. He's a fun fact for you, Belle.
Clinton is younger than both of those candidates.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
He was elected in nineteen ninety two as a young
Bill Clinton right now is younger than both of them,
and he was elected in nineteen ninety two. He probably
beat them both in golf too.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, he probably would.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Does that range. So I reckon because I'm pretty.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Sure Bushwood as well. George Bush was a good.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh yeah, he was. There's that great clip of him
talking about how we must stamp out terrorism wherever we
find it in the world's strive and I love who
crushed it as well, crushed it, lit it up.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So I think there's a minimum age requirement to be
president over there.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Think it's like forty, there should be a maximum age.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Is there a minimum age?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's a bit age, just, isn't it it is?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Having said that, do you want a twenty one year
old run the country? Watching the clips of that debate, Yeah,
maybe that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe get Jojo Siwah up there, you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that could be.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, who's the guy from June maybe worked at the
end withthy shell may Oh. I just found out the
other day is actually my age? I thought he was
like seventeen.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, there you go. Anyway, I mean it's gonna unravel.
I do like Trump's approach, though, because his calls for
Biden to be sacked and replaced because he's basically a
walking zombie. Yeah, but he's now coming out going there
is no better man to be up agains because he
knows that he's falling a bits and if they replace him,
that's the worst case scenario for Trump. So now he's
coming out saying how much he loves them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
You leave that guy in.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, we are massively pro on this podcast. I think
people may have forgotten, and I'd like to remind you,
or if you're new to this podcast, it's because Biden
signed off on an agreement. Yes, that moved the seventeenth
eighteenth NRL franchise to Papua New Guinea was christ Church.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It was going to be. They were talking about christ Church. Yeah,
but then the Landis and old Sleepy Joe Sleepy Joe
teed up, struck up a deal and as part of
their like a retaliation against Chinese expansion into the Pacific,
they're going to put a rugby league team and pap
on New Guinea.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And so he's absolutely screwed our Sleepy Joe. So we're
pro Trump. There's a big pro Trump podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, there's the small there's a smaller strex on the
pro Trump. I must admit it's just to do with
that one maneuver, geopolitical maneuver.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
We're anti Biden. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, he's also going to bring back clean Cole, so
I'm looking forward to that one. It's balled across the
weekend there was only one game that anyone really cared about,
and it's that the Warriors one.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We're back, We're all aboard the train.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Just when we were just about to kick off, and
I had all that T shirts read go, I had
the artwork ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
About to send on ordering. You know, two thousand Warriors
supporters support group T shirts. And what do they do?
Turn around and hump the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And they looked incredible as well.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
When you say look incredible, they also they literally looked
incredible with those halves. It's mighty Martin and Chanelle Harris Tavita, Yeah,
a couple of absolute dream boats at.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Six and seven yeah, and good looking yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And Jesscott's and they and you know, they're the kind
of guys who know it and that's why they're so good,
you know what I mean, Like they've got the BDC.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh for a good looking person, there's so much easier.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
So there you go. I mean it was good to watch,
but I mean, look, you take the win. It was
a pre depleted Broncos team post Origin.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, so that will take it. We will take it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't know how much to read into that, but
me and Ben Hurley will go over that one on
the Mad Monday podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Later on today.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We got a bit of feedback on Instagram and it said,
please remove Kezy ed Me and I from Warrior's commentary.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Have not won a game with those two commentary. That's true.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, I did a deep dive. I have commentated seven
Warriors games. Yes, we have lost six of those. Seven
of those seven, I've commentated four of those with Chris.
So yes, great, we have not won a game with
me and Chris commentating. Of those seven that I've commentated with,
lost six, we only won one.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, good news for the fans out there this Saturday.
For the Doggies, it's Dyeingwood and Ben Hurley and it's
the it's the double head before the All Blacks too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah right, well, thank god. That's that's a good that's
a good omen. I wonder if the TB a factoring
that into the.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
We can talk.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Maybe we took Carlos Friday on.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
The sports Yeah, see see what he reckons.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, let's take a quick break here and then
we'll get back into some more actual sport. Actually we're
gonna stick with rugby league too, so we'll be back
in a second. One of my favorite highlights from across
the weekend. In fact, my favorite highlight from across the
weekend came from the New.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
South Wales Cup YEP.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One of the weird things about the Warriors is our
New South Wales Cup team is excellent. It's packed full
of great players. Were dominating the competition. You got tanged
to a pick. He's still playing a pike. He's playing
down there. Bunty l four played for them on the
weekend to start the season. To mighty Martin was playing
for them, like it's an outrageous team that we've got
down there. Three players were sent off in the Warriors
vers Raiders New South Wales Cup game this weekend. It
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was outrageous and it started with Corey Hawsbrough, who's played
many years in the NRL. Big red dude, Yes, big
redhead dude. What a surprise. So he hid butted Jacob
Laban on the way to try and score a try. Yeah,
then there was like a peck and go. Jacob Laban
tried to make a tackle. Cory hawsbro was just seeing
red by the stage. He starts throwing punches at Jacob
Laban and Laban just took them.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You've seen the footage. He's smiling.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He got the head bart and he's like, what are
you doing? And then the ginger Ninja rage came over
and he helped him with a terrible punch that just
glazed his cheek. Well, there were like two or three,
and then he was laughing at him, mate, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
He was laughing at him as the guy was punching him.
So then a bunch of people start running in third
and fourth man and blah blah blah blah blah. Roof
blows the whistle. They settle everyone down. Then they have
a quick down to the bunker and then they make
their their judgment and the riff goes Ken Jacob not
Ken Laban, Jacob lurban is he related, I don't know,
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You're gone send them off?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
And he's like, I got punched. I got head battered
and punched and and now I'm off. And I didn't
react because he was great because if you see his reaction,
he goes he looked around and goes.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Me, yeah, me, I'm off. I just got lit up,
got Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And then he got it up and then the guy
came in to protect him apparently through a punch. Yes,
he got sent.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Third man, and they're very harsh on but surely the
first person to go would have should have been Corey.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He did go, Yeah, he did. Eventually the third one
he went.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
But it's like, what what are you supposed to do?
He This is literally what they're trying to say is
don't throw punches. So one of the guys throwing punches
you get bin for retaliating in that situation. He didn't retaliate. No,
so what's he supposed to do in that situation? I
think if I see that I'm an NRL player, I'm like,
fuck it, I'm throwing.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Then I'm going to throw down, Yeah, because there's no lot.
You don't get away with it for not And I
had a feeling Laban may have been ahead the upper hand. No,
maybe the upper hand if they were going to throw hands.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but I think Jacob Laban would have looked at
that and gone, I'm on the fringes of this Warriors squad.
I'm one injury away from playing the rest of the season.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
In first grade.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, I'm not going to throw a punch and get
suspended for six weeks. So I'm going to stay here
and do the right thing. Then he gets sent off anyway.
So now if I'm him, I'm coming back in and
I'm just throwing down first, head up. I'm not even
I'm just throwing the ball at a guy and I'm
just lighting them up.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm already out go full mark guy, Yeah, exactly, just
full play the ball and then just swing.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think that's the president that's now been set in
the NRL. You're just gonna have to swing because there's
nothing else. You've got no other recourse. You're going to
get sent off anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You'll get the integrity unit will get coming to play.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Though.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Way, I love the NRL Integrity Unit. New Zealand is
starting up their own integrity unit. I don't know who's
commissioned this. Yeah, so they have.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I got a press release in my inbox and I'll
read the start of it. I was confused about why
it got sent to me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Who sent it?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It was Riley Hodson. I don't know who that is.
I think it's basically a PR person.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It is.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yes, So here's what's happening in New Zealand. The Sports
Integrity Commission Takahu ruin Nui opens its doors. Today marks
a significant milestone for sport and recreation in New Zealand
with the official launch of Sports Integery Commission. Rebecca Rolls
is going to be the first chief executive. Now what
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does it cover. It's safeguard participants in sports and recreation
are right, it's emerging of several The Commission, a newly
established independent Crown entity, is tasked with promoting and protecting
the safety and well being of participants and the fairness
of competition in the Sport and Recreation Center. Anti doping
services will included INZADA. Yeah, antidoping service, testing and educatation
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will now fall via It will be provided by the Commission.
They'll also deal with complaints.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
If you've got any complaint.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
About sports from the public or from within the sport.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
If the warrior aren't performing, write a letter. Okay, I
feel blacks ship the bed, write a letter. If you
don't like this podcast, write them a letter.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So Yeah, the Sport and Recreation Complaints and Mediation Services
is now part of the Commission, So there we go.
And I don't know what else. So it's anti doping,
anti competition, manipulation, anti corruption, and supporting positive integrity outcomes
amongst sport and recreation providers.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So if I get drunk and walk into the wrong flat,
Nie McDonald's on their.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Couch, read what Rebecca Roles is coming for you. Rebecca
Roles is going to roll into town and yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
She's gonna roll me. If so, then INZADA has been
brought into that. Has that been a thing before New
Zealand Anti Doping Agency?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Obviously, we're either very clean, clean, clean athletes, yeah, or
or they're not testing that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Much because I am not aware of a doping policy
in Super rugby one hundred. I've certainly never heard of
someone be suspended for it in super rogue. We have
it in the NRL all the time. I think a
dude just got done for it the other day. Oh,
Michael Jennings just came back from it. Bronson Sherry this.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Year, just for a weekend in Bali and come back and.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, no, no, Bronson Scherry came back from a four
year ban for doping. Yeah, during during those four years,
I'm sure he was clean when he was outside of
the competition. Never heard, never heard of a player get
done for doping in rugby here in New Zealand, and
boy do we outperform our expectations here in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Hey, I'm not saying we've got a very robust talent
management system and we breed great ruggy players.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's it, don't we Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Despite having no genetic advantage in the smaller pool than
anywhere else, that you need.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
An advantage because I'm you know, Polynesian and very kept
at athletes, and there's a lot a lot of them
living in New Zealand a year.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You know. That's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I don't know, I think you're reading into that. But
I'm looking forward to the New Zealand's Integery Unit hiring
whitewash investigations. Oh yes, they'll be. They will be rubbing
their hands because whitewash have they would have been contracted
to so many different government departments to whitewash. Now they
just have to.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Deal with old Rosy.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, okay, Rosie, Okay, Let's let's roll this into one
open intended and let's sort out a retainer for whitewash
and will you'll have us on call anytime?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Going to be sizable? The retainer because the things that
we're you know, whitewashing. Yeah, they could really bring us
to our knees as a country, I think obviously if
you don't know about whitewashed investigations.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
They were brought in when the Shield debacle.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Was going on, not known as the ramfully resin.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yes, the Ranfilly risin. Turns out it could have just
been plaster, Yeah that was used, or risin.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That looked dangerously like cocaine.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But anyway, when one of the South African players was
accused of racism going into the World Cup Rugby Grand Final,
I've never heard anything about that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Afterwards, No whitewash came in. That was probably some of
their best work. That's enough of that. That's enough of that,
and then we never heard anything more about it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And that's only the stuff that we do know about
for white washing investigations. What else don't we know that
white washing investigations have swept under the car?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Well their head office is in Sydney, so that reads
into a lot in terms of the NRL. Yeah, so
they are they're busy, busy organization.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Rumors are that they brought in the no fault stand
down in the AFL yes, we can test positive for
drugs and then stood down. He stood down here as
like a pre emptive drug test.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yes, Samon and I he's out. He's out with a
tight hamstring, yeah, slash saw nostrils.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah yeah, and then it's like, oh, what did he
actually do?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
It's killing my maltis every week.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So yeah, I'm interested to does the Integrity Unit cover
podcasts as well?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That could be for U, Yeah, that it could be.
I mean we've had a lot of criticism about being
just sports adjacent. Yeah you know, and that's fine. Look
good cop to that, I think.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, but yeah, I'm looking forward to hearing from the
Integrity Unit. And in Zada they do they drug tse
podcasts certainly not football. We're going to get Pony on tomorrow, yes,
to talk Euros. But can I just can we have
to pat ourselves on the back. Do you know what
our agenda tip was on Friday Germany?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
And it came in six dollars fifty.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Six fifty and that has taken the that's taken our
kidy over one thousands. So we're going to give that
away this week. So I mean, look, we get criticism
for not knowing anything and you know, sometimes it pays
off when you just throw some mud at the wall,
like a two year old Germany victory and that's them
through to the quarters. So they're through the quarterfinals. So
is England and they're going to play Switzerland in the quarterfinal.
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But England classic England man, they just they terrorize their fans.
They're playing Slovakia. One time they scored two goals in
the ninety first minute and in the ninety fifth minute
they scored to win two to one and go to
the quarters.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
One of them are bicycle kick. I understand. They say
you only get one chance.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So it's insane like the English, No wonder, English fans
are so crazy because the emotional rollercoaster they have to
go through. Yeah, with that team. So it's getting interesting
now because we're at the final round of sixteen. We're
into the quarterfinals. So get Piney on tomorrow just to
get us the oil on that. I wonder if because
Spain where they were drawing one all with with either
(18:33):
one for one, they were drawing one all with Georgia
for quite a significant amount of that game, but obviously
came back and humped them.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Unlucky Georgia aut less you get a beautiful country to
go back to in not in the Euros, but over
in the US.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Did you see this video of a block by the
name of Jamal Tiari. You must own that role, I hope.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So he stole the ball from the goalkeeper and scored,
oh yes, to win the game too to one for
Atlanta United over Toronto FC. So there was the goalkeeper
got the ball. This guy just ducked off behind the
goal and he was drunk.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
He was stalking him like a lioness stalking an antelope,
you know, when staying out of his vision. He was
moving with him behind him, making sure that he couldn't
see him.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And the goalkeeper completely unaware of him, his bounce and
the ball, and he was like indicating to his plat,
gesturing to his players.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
To like, go down the field, go down the field,
because they I reckon. They must have been screaming at him,
there's a guy behind you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, but the crowd was screaming so loud as well,
so he couldn't heal it that And he's like, yeah,
all good, all good, Just get down the field, Just
get down the field and win the hoof it. Then
he throws the ball out in front of him. This
gud dude just comes out nicked the goal.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Game. That is the howla to end all howlers.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, that's a that's that's a game of two halves.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Next question, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
One pause?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, you could see him, you could see it in
his mind, the way when he was behind him, he
was moving his head just to stay behind the goalkeeper
and goal rolled it down to kick it, and then
she was all over.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
There's a guy in NBA has made a career out
of doing that. He hides on the bench or in
the crowd, because you know how the crowd an NBA
game is right on the sideline. Alvarado is his name.
They called him Grand Theft Alvarado.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And he just stands on the bench or in the
crowd and then runs out and steals.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
The ball of it. It's just like that. It's exactly
what it looked like.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
And other football news, since we're like, since we're slowly
gaining momentum in the round ball, gaining the respectives all
whitesh for one winners over Vanuatu in the Oceania Nations
Cup the OFC a year, so I mean I thought
was sponsorble OnlyFans, but everyone's saying a lot of people
who kids, they're playing van Fiji, you know, in New
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Guinea Caledonia there. But it's what's quite important here is
that I think in the next World Cup or maybe
the next one after, I'm not too sure. This is
where we fall down in the round bowl. There isn't
going to be an automatic qualification for Oceania because at
the moment, if you win Oceania, you've got to go
and play the fourth place South American team, which is
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usually like Costa Rica or Mexico, and that's a tough
that's a tough away home.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
And Costa Rica playing the All Blacks.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, so there to expand the FIFA World Cup, they're
going to give Oceania an automatic qualification. Is Australia Ocean No,
they moved to Asia. They moved to Asia because they
thought it would be an easier road and it is
for them really because I think they have to play
the Middle East and through Asia and they they constantly
qualify through that channel because they gave up Oceania because
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the South American roots too hard.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Now what left us on that?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And now we don't want them to suddenly change and
come back to Oceania because they can get.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
That sounds like a very Australian thing to do.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
They have to stay in Asia.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
They'd come back and be like, well, actually, if you
look at the tectonic blokes, we are in ocean.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, look well, I mean we abandoned you, you know,
many years ago. But look no, so that's good news
for us that if we can keep dominating there. And
there's a few there's a few Auckland Football Club Aukland
City Football Club players and the all whites there black Knights, Yeah,
the black Knights who scored there. So I'm interested to
see the Black Knights how they go. I'm all in,
(22:05):
I'm all in.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I am to.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I need to be actually just just for my own
sporting knowledge stake, I need to get them behind something
football And yeah, they happen to be down the road.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So piney on tomorrow we'll talk a bit of euros
just quickly before we go to yours.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Please.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
The Snacker Changy Sports Scholarship is underway at the moment
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There's no rigorous, no hopes you have to jump through it.
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
You don't have to prove your athletic prowess.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, well, I mean all we're saying is, you know
we're binge watching. Sport is a sport, so why what
else would you not into that?
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Speaker 2 (23:05):
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Speaker 1 (23:16):
As usual on a Monday. We have plenty to get through.
I think there's about nine of them at the moment.
Just before we do, we had one that I wanted
to play, but the audio was just too muffled. Bloke
by the name of Josh, Josh, you send us in
a request for time off. Because this is a new
initiative we've started. We're giving away fake prizes so that
you can get time away from your family, your partner,
whatever it is, whoever, your boss, whoever it is that
(23:38):
you need to give an excuse to.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
We will give away fake tickets to you. Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
On the podcast, you can play that audio to whoever.
Josh sent one through. It sounded very muffled. I suspect
who's hiding from his partner to send this message in.
I couldn't hear what the tickets were that he wanted
to send that one. And again, Josh will be more
than happy to do it. I think he's under a blanket.
Here to help, here to help, Yeah, first call he please.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'd just like to shout out to that one backbone.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
You've got sixty five feral cats on one for Operty
in the feral cat competition. What a bloody backbone you
get on your mate?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Bloody red eye shot? Yeah, that's right, it was the
It was the bunny shoot, was it? And they heard
a stray cat category down and feral cat was Southland.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
It sounds like something.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It's in the Southold. Yes, I think it's that they
killed a couple of hundred stray cats. Yeah, one wild
cats whatever they were.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
One guy, I got sixty five. How many of those
were actually pets?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I don't I don't like cats, so hopefully sixty four
of them.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
If I set that over under at three. How many
of those cats do you think? Well?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I heard I heard the organizer of the competition on it,
and they said they were only shot in the bush
and out the back of farms. So if your cat,
if you're if your suburban cat is pisting around a
farm or a bush, then you're not a very good owner.
You're not looking after that cat.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
If you get a bush in your front yet, well,
it's going.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
To get his headline off the shock, an't it. They're
killing native bodsman, and I I know that, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That it is disgusting, but I just like the thing.
What do they do with the pelts?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, you couldn't count we one, You couldn't make something
out on good. I mean, sixty five is enough.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
But now he's starting a boot leg market, you know,
a black market, black market and cat peal cat pelts.
The people would be breeding them for their fooit.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, he'd be like the Grouella devil walking around.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
In sixty five kittens.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Call here yours please, Hey fellers, love your work, love
your podcast. Just something trivial, just going to pull you
up on the all Blacks train for sillies. They're an
upper heart, not lower heart, as they would claim. Try
and claim my Brewtown, Trent and racecourse. But just try
and put your right on that one. Yeah, Fox South Canterbury,
(25:55):
fuck you, and I if you're hating on motorsport, fuck you, Dulaney.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
How did I cop the straight for that? Speaking of motorsport,
the Formula one on the weekend, Yeah, high drama, high drama.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Let someone got overtaken on the track.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Norris and Vias Strappan crashed with a couple of laps
to go. They were racing, uh you know, toe to toe,
and then there's an arguments about who questioned who. They
both got knocked out and comes through George Russell from behind.
You was just watching in the corner working off, and
he came through, took it out.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Stephen b Yeah, Oscar.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Pierrestre came sick, and then calisains. It's so good to
mix it up, yeah, absolutely, but to have a strap On.
Apparently he's been accused of just ramming into Orlando Norris.
Norris's I think the strap On accused Norris. It's great stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I love our drama. It's yeah, they get mixed up,
but we want to apologize for getting mixed up between
Lower and Upper Hut. Can we just call that valley
just yea?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, but this is the thing about places around
New Zealand. There's such a better rivalry between these places.
If you're from Upperhart, you'd have been, like, I'd much
be much better from Lower Hat, would you.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Why Waterfront?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Well maybe it's Patony lower Hat.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Patoni is lower Hat.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, although I'm sure now someone's going to ring and
it's not. That's actually its own thing and it's.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Pronounced that now.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think, yeah, anyway, but I would rather not be
from either of those places.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But thank you very much for your Eastbourne.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is that is that still counted as being in the
valley Eastbourne? It's kind of aide out the side of
the harbor. Okay, all those places, no I call here yours?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Please?
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Good a fellas Mikel's along here. Hey, I'm just looking
to see if there was any plans in the future
to extinge your commentary towards the n PC or New
South Wales cups.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Uh South Canterbury. I like how he questioned himself there,
Mike Cox, long should I say it's happened to me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like Mike's got no problem with the region. He just
wanted to say that because that's what he thought do.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
But it sounded like he was he was reading an
auto auto Q and it had a question mark on.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
South he got ron Bergen. Yes, by the way, let's
throw it open to any other region that you want
to slag off. Doesn't just have to be South Genery.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, commentating New South Wales cap probably not.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I think we'll commentate that, would commentate that fight again.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah absolutely, I'd commentate in PC finals, but every week
MPC is is tough.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's tough enough for us to get through to rugby.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, Lelane, m PC and NRL.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
And as we've found out, I've only commentated one Warriors
win this year? Do you want me to bring that
down into the New South Wales Cup? Ruin that as well?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Look, if a sponsor wants to come on and because
it's not a cheap exercise commentating live sports, So if
you've got a sponsor there. He wants to cover where
we will.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Be up for it.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Brendan the Chainsaw Laney commentates the Heartland games. I don't
know if they're going to broadcast them this year, but
last year they broadcast one game per round. It was
commentating South care Enery game in Tamurka there. I can't
remember who they were planning gets. Someone got a serious injury.
I think it was a spinal injury. Yes, but they
had run out of ads and for twenty minutes, Chainsaw
(29:11):
had to just pad for twenty straight minutes commentating the
heartlet I was like you.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Paul Barstard.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
It got to the point where they there was a
game of touch that broke out on the sideline between
some kids. He started commentating that nice for about fifteen
minutes that eventually the ambulance came cleared the thing out
and then they got back underway.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I know what's I know what that feels like. After
that dB conference when I had to delay for the
for the for the porfity, yeah, the Katakia and I
had to pair it and I was struggling and I
only got told to paid ten minutes. I made it
to five. Yeah, it's a fellow us.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
They got to five and they were like, give him out, bunnet,
get this go out out another call here yours please.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
I'm concerned. I was cut off at the end of
the last message for the most important part, which is
fuck South Canterbury and fucked fuck, fucked why Maddie.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
He's got a great voice that got yeah, but it
sounds like he should he's a voice over artist.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Sounds like PETI goal.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I've loaded those in the wrong way because he's got
another voicemail, which I'm hoping is this next one that
may not be But call here yours.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Booz Glaane Maniah.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
I've listened to you both long enough now to know
you're not the best punters, particularly you Jlaane Ah. Suddenly,
in the time I've been listening, I know you've made
a pretty sizable donation to the tab. Let's not put
a number on it, but it's a good chunk of money.
Can we take some of their money? And by Carl
and microphone for the Friday podcast. Jesus fucking Christ, is
(30:36):
he calling in from a fucking no kid twenty to eighty?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Fuck up? It's even funny that we played those out
of warders.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, funny, Yeah, you're right, we should get Carla microphone.
And that's a good caull.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He does it from Wellington.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, and we've got various different limitations on our own
capability here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, but yeah, he does deserve one.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Hey, and you know what, deep throat my prediction on Friday,
if you follow me and on the Germney too, Neil,
you would have won yourself a decent amount of money.
So you know what in the three way, let's not
talking about the three way because I nailed my leg,
so Carl has nailed his leg.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I was wrong for the right reasons.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I picked the Dolphins to win because I thought that
Ben Hunt and Zach Lomex wouldn't back up from origin.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I was right, but they still lost. Caun't win them
all away, can't. But yeah, all right, we'll send the
mic down to Carl. Another call here, yours please.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Good fellas bend Over.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I just wanted to say on your dictator chat Paul Pott,
you know he was a great Newsylander. He just like
to roll in the tanks, which I thought was that
was yeah, really showing them what's up.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That was that was good. He's more tank by any
pop pop.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Well, he would just walk.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Dudes past the tank and if they were taller than it.
But you did, yeah, oh you got glasses.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, oh you went you finishedhigh school? Yeah, you're did.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
The irony was he himself was one of those thirts.
He had glasses. He finished it. He went to university
in France.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, and then he learned all these Marxist communist ideals,
brought them back.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It was just like, I'm going to be the only
educated dude here.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yep, rest of you, I'm gonna drive a tank.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, that's right. He wasn't a poisoner.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I got Yeah, I got called the pole pot of
commercial radio when I was in charge of Radio Head.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yes you did, which I thought that was unfair.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I think it stuck with you too, because someone's miss
mentioned that on Instagram recently, the pole pot.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Of commercial radio. You're just lining up announcers and executing
them against carts.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
We're just driving tanks into the workplace. He had rises
above the pulpit.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Adam's got glasses. Actually he's notice that. Another caller here
her was pleased.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Captain ask Greb here, I know you guys put out
a disclaimer that you know nothing of the round ball,
but Jesus Christ, you've said that Georgia have knocked Portugal out.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I knew this was going to Portugal still topped the group.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
You're idiots.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And then you've gone and claim that Germany Denmark is
a nothing game. It's the first round of sixteen game.
Come on, you need an expert on the panel, idiots.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I knew this was going to come back to bite us,
and because when I was talking about it, and then
I went away and I it was I read an article.
I was like, oh, ship, Portugal still top of the group.
There's gonna be some blowback on that.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
We've got a bit outside of our crease.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah, I know. And then and then I saw the
Germany with the actual first round of sixteen was gainst Denmark,
and I said that it was gonna be nothing game, extreme,
you're going to win too nil, and they.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Did and it was a nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Look, we'll get better, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
I don't know if we will. No, well, we just
need to stay well and Trilli in our lane on
these things.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Do you think us completely just completely fucking up round
ball chat? Is endearing us to the round ball fans
or angering them. Should we just stay away?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't know, because I've already I feel like it's
having this effect that I have on motor games fans.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
It really just grates them.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I'm going to convert you to motor games. I'm gonna.
I'm trying to. I'm trying to get it. I'm trying
to sort out a trip to Bethurist and to the
Formula Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, see, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
It'll change your mind when you go, when you go
to one of these big events like the Formula One.
I like the sale GP. Yeah, so you're assailants into it. Yeah,
I think I can converte you.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I think you black fails over there in Barcelona. I
like cars. I was just racing anything as I find who.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
No one watches the racing. You just got along for
the event. Yeah right, so that's okay. I think I
can converte you to motor Games.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Having said that, no, because I do know people who
would watch every lap of Bathurst or just the v
it's every Sunday and just be like, hang on, sorry,
I'm just watching the thing. If you don't mind, mate,
I was just sitting inside.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
He's watching every lap.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I think there. I think that's also people who want
to spend time away from their family.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, it was usually like family gatherings of barbecues or something.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And they're in the garage just crushing.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I'll leave him alone. He's watching his bloody VA.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
He's into it, and really he's watching you like you know.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
The other thing that really put me off is all
of my mates who've got massively into Formula one after
Drive to survive.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Off. You're not into Formula one.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's kind of like full swing though. And golf now
people are quite into golf and they think they're into
the players and they know.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Who the players. That's yeah. Anyway, I hope you can
convert me another call here yours please?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
How good were those Dark and Stormies on the Wednesday
lunch time?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
What a great lunchtime?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Still can't get amber talking about pictures of Dick though,
How fucking good.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
But it's obviously someone who's at the dB conference.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
What a massive like inside inside job that is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, Well, because they see how Dark and Stormy's at lunchtime.
They were good, they can they can seven per centers.
They were good and then and then also I think
a member of the management team was introducing another management team.
His name was his first name was Deak and not Richard,
by the way, No, not Richard, straight up Dick, straight Dick. Yeah,
(36:05):
and roared one line she delivered which I so immaturely
just completely lost it on when she said, here's some
interesting facts about Dick, and I fucking lost it, and
I was I was side of stage and making sure
I wasn't my mic wasn't on, and I was in hysterics.
And then and then she goes and here's another photo
(36:27):
of Dick.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, he's a photo of Dick.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
And I was then again, I was like.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Here's some interesting facts about Dick, and you were laughing
around the corner.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Me and Joe were at the back of the thing.
Six dark and Stormy is deep, just clean losing it,
very disrespectful, and I'd like to apologize.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
But then I came out and doubled down, and I
was introducing the next speaker, and I was like, look,
I can't go past the fact those fun facts about Dick.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Nobody laughed that one got cracked.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
One laughed.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
He's a well respected member of my team.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Dick he was, he's a great man, and she dicked
enjoy his long Yeah he was. He was from Holland
and he didn't really like my smock and a pancakeeau either.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I wonder how he felt about you making dick jokes
of them. So anyway, if you'd like to sponsor the
a SEC, it should be up for.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
If you want to, you want to see your.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Conference get in touch. I think we've got one more here, yourspose.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Good lads chatting about the AC slogan. Shouldn't it be
drunk for worse? Giving your habit of turning a massive
wind into a giant loss.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So this was off the back funnily enough of the
same conference that their slogan is better for better. That's
their internal sort of the north start they're working towards.
We thought we don't have that here at the ACC.
Drink for Worse.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'm not sure drink for Worse is got that aspirational.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
No to it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's not really the north star that we need to
orientate ourselves towards.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Also, very tough for you to relay back to the
upper management.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
How about stay breathing.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
It's got purpose, there's lips above water. Yeah, yeah, stay breathing,
stay breathing, acc stay breathing as long as we can.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Just stay alive, barely stay alive.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
But the skin of our teeth. Yeah, okay, I don't mind.
That doesn't fill me with confidence, no.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Fight like l I'm gonna stick with thirsty for better
and we can think of it another one.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Drink for worse is gonna do us any favors internally
within the business anyway. That'll do us for today tomorrow
for all of you Ramble enthusiasts with someone who actually
knows what they're talking about, the voice of the Ramble
in New Zealand, Jason Pine.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Until then, we'll see you later on.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
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