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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you,
as always by Export Ultra. This is the Agenda Podcast
for a Friday, the twenty second of November.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap,
brought to you by Export Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Happy Friday, Mica Lane, Oh good to be here.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Have you got the dogs out?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I have got the dogs out. I'll got the dogs out.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I got the dogs out because you know, the unofficial
rule is after labor weekend, right, you're allowed to get
the dogs out at work.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, that's always been a rule.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I remember I started in radio and I wore shorts
to work. And I remember Willie Dewett, he was part
of the Morning Pirates and I was just a young
whipper snapper. Yeah, and he came up to me and
he called me buss. Bus Lane comes up and goes,
bus fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I went what?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And he goes, you can't wear shorts before labor weekend.
Everyone knows that. Okay, so tomorrow, no shorts. And I
was like, okay, okay, so and then and but then,
sure enough, sirs, after labor we end the whole office
dogs out.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah. Well, I'm I'm a big short in the office.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, I don't if you don't have to sit
in any high power man, even if you do, I've
never understood, like during lockdown, you'd be on a zoom meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I was working in a corporate environment at that time.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yea, and the guy leading the who's one of the
higher ups that the company I worked for, And he
was in a suit and we're on a thing and
we're all at our own houses.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I was like, does he have to wear the suit?
He's just at home.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I think norms have changed a little bit. I mean,
I think you can't tune up in jendles, but why not?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Because the thing with this dude was like, is he
going to make any better or worse business decisions if
his insurance and gendles it's a vibe I think on
a call, but only because we've all agreed that it's
the vibe. We all agree jandles is the vibe.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
But some people who do operate jendles on a regular
occasion are invariably lazy.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, so they're letting us down, Yes they are.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
So if they could just go bear feet. Because there
was a certain member of the team on the ground
floor here who shall remain nameless looks after Zidim, big guy.
He used to wear jandles to work regularly, but he'd
wear them with jeans, and he actually got someone had
(02:10):
a word to him because the CEO keeps spotting him
outside and coming in saying it, who is that sloppy
rag who thinks you can wear jandles to work with jeans?
And so a word was said because it just gave
the illusion that potentially you're a little bit a piece
of shit.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You are drawing attention to yourself. Yeah, I think, And
this is some advice that I've given to younger whipper
snappers around the place. Around again, drinking in the office, Yeah,
make sure that your work is impeccable if you're seen,
like if there's beers in the office on a Friday afternoon, Yeah,
make sure that everything you do that Friday is fucking
tip top, because the moment something goes tits up and
(02:46):
they saw you with a beer in your hand, you're done.
You're done. And that's the same thing with the jandles,
I guess, isn't it. And clear the empties, Clear the empties,
Clear the empties is the fucking golden roll of drunken
piss at work. Okay, especially like don't let them pile
up on your desk, and when you leave, make sure
the office is pristine. Yeah, there's no evidence, because there's
(03:07):
nothing easier than blaming the department that's got a dozen
empty cans of beer sitting on a table or in
a kitchen because you're like, fuck, you got to you
got to keep a tidy house. Don't rub people's nose
in it. Yeah, basically the thing. Now, I've been guilty
of that in the last not calendar year. It's actually
been more than a year since I last broke that rule.
But yeah, and that's why I was very disappointed to
(03:27):
myself because I preached that as well. And I left
the Haidaraki promotional ute in Dunedin and disarray, cans of
beer all through, cans of beer all through. The lights
had run the battery flat. It was in a basement,
so they in the basement, so they had to get
some sort of jump starting mobile jump starting unit to
start just a battery. I would expect them to be
(03:50):
I know it was my faults, but I would expect
turned them into the victim. I don't want to blame
the victim, but let's be honest there with one person
that was mainly responsible. It was a miscommunication and look,
not to drag the inal family name through the mud again.
But this was the night that Brandon did his acl right, Okay,
and then Courtney and I smashed some sympathy beers in
(04:10):
the The ute went flat. We went to the octagon,
said we'll go back and tied that up. Tie that
up before we leave. Cut to us on a bus
out at the airport the next morning. Shit, did you
go back and clean the ute?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh? Fuck? And it's been q PSE email into my
inbox about six hours later. Yeah, and then I promptly
got thrown under the bus for watch. Look it was
my fault. Was solely my fault though, but anyway, Yeah,
so the dogs are out today as the long as
short of all of that, well, the dogs are out
also because we have got an important cricket match tonight. Obviously,
(04:43):
the ACC eleven has a pretty chicked past, a proud
tradition of being fucking useless.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I wouldn't eve say it's chicken, it's all one color.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it's actually it's red. We have a
proud history of underperforming and I and tonight we need
to keep their reputation and tech. Yes, so that's my
speech before. And it's an invitational acc eleven, because you
myself have rangled a few Hamiltonians to come and play
for us, and Riley McCullum being one of them. Who
are we playing against?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
We're playing against a invitational Well it was going to
be a Chiefs invitational, right, but they keep dropping out.
We've only got Aidan Ross, who were I think he
might be in our team Aidan Ross now, but it's
some invitational Hamilton team we're playing. And they've got like
Si Fit and a few other first class creckets And
I'm like, guys, pump the brakes here. This is you know,
(05:32):
this is this is middle aged me interior, not athletes.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
If they're gonna have a former black cap, I don't
mind it being a wicket keeper. That's way less scary
than a bowler.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah that's true, This is true. But I don't think
you'll keep Willie. Surely you don't. You don't want to
risk injuring the fingers playing a stupid game like that.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It depends who else is in the team because keepers
probably the only specialist position. Well, it is the only
specialist position when you're fielding. Yeah, and that's often the
hardest part to fill because you know, you can't just
have someone who doesn't often do it. That's a recipe
for an achilles. So yeah, this is the same.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
This is the same occasion in which we famously won
our first ever match last year up in Common Noble
fun Day. But it was again had a huge astress
on it because we had ten ringings. It was me
and ten Ringings, so a lot of I've got a
lot of accusations of there not being a true victory
for the acc eleven. Yeah, and we beat the Northern
tanifah MPC team, who were a great, great bunch of
(06:28):
dudes who play social cricket up and FUNA day and
we managed to choke the amount and win the game.
But it was hollow because really I got no wickets
and I got out for one so so and Joey
Yovich was bowling bounces at me just purely for the
fun of it. So yeah, again we've doubled our quota
(06:50):
this time for this because it's in the middle of
the November, said in clubs five day Test match.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
We come in and just lighten the mood a little bit.
It's all very confusing. Yeah, I only just found out
this morning I was actually playing at this. I thought
I thought I was playing in the Better Manye. Yeah,
it's down in christ Church. There's a lot going on.
It's it's festival cricket season. The shoulders a stuff, man,
the shoulders are very stuff. I'm going to be in
all sorts. Yeah, but anyway, can people come along and
(07:17):
watch if they Yeah, they can. It's been playing on
the front field at Saint Paul's Collegiate on Hookinui Road. Okay,
so you'll be able to see our bright red pajamas
we're playing in. I'm not sure what the other team
are playing in, to be honest. Have they been banned
since the new laws come into effect? The bright red
that's true. Actually, it's a big gang, isn't it. Yeah.
The the ACC one day uniforms got a very red
(07:39):
hue to it. It's very red, and I had red
shoes to go with it. And then we got changed
afterwards and I put the shoes back on and friend
of the ACC logan paint comes over and goes. Jeez,
those red shoes put the ships up there. That's a
good pointo.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Poor for friend of the a cec Logan Paint did
get a hiding from a couple of prospects a few
weeks before that, so we wouldn't move out of his
rental property. Oh right, Yeah, and he went for the
preemptive strike, so he tried to finish it early.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And didn't go well for him. He ended up in
hospital first. Didn't go well for him. God bless them
that crack. Absolutely. Yeah, I think he's leading the bidding
on our use at the moment as Welliverse it was
his originally. Okay, Sporting News, the Warriors schedule has been released. Yes,
here are the highlights. Obviously Vegas. We're going to be
(08:32):
playing the Raiders, don't. I don't feel like anyone wants
to go to that game.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
We kiss too much.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, listen, big News, if you wanted Vegas. A lot
of people have given up the ghost about going to Vegas,
but we have. I think we've got five seats to
give away on that trip over the next three months
to join myself, Joe Jury, and two hundred of my
closest friends with boys trip. So at the moment if
(08:58):
you go into Big Barrel at the moment and thanks
to Export Ultra going to Big Barrel and there are
details on how you and a mate can join us
in Vegas. Oh, that's only valid for a couple more
weeks or three or four more weeks. Then Tuna next
Thursday for the ACC coverage of New Zealand versus England
Test match, and we have another seat to give away
there to be Joe Jury's intern my seat, your seat,
(09:19):
it is actually your set because you've got a really
important wedding to go to. And then Super Liquer have
got two seats to give away as well, So head
into Super Liquer I think from about mid December and
all the details are in there. So last five seats
on the plane to Vegas as will be yours. Yeah,
check out the socials for the updates on how you
(09:40):
can enter that. Yeah, So Vegas Raiders Anzac Day match
this year, the Warriors heads south to christ Church and
they will face the Nights in the Round eight game
at Apollo Project Stadium on April twenty fifth. So it's
nice for christ Church the Anzac Day match and good
for the Warriors for it to not be against Melbourne again.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, heightens last year.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Year before that, we sustained the worst loss in his history. Yeah,
up until that point, which we actually just eclipsed. This
week just been, Oh this year.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Just been anyway, magic ground.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
We are playing the Cowboys seven thirty pm, which is
awesome if you can get over the magic ground. I
think it's I want to say may second. Yeah, it
is the pantsman's birthday, So we're going to strap a
GoPro do's forehead and just set them loose at sun
Corp Stadium. We need to get over there. We will
figure that pay. We need to leave that with us.
We will get ourselves and we'll get you over there
as well. But yeah, Cowboys, that's a winnable game for us,
(10:31):
seven thirty pm primetime slot as well. The annoying part,
that's a home game for us. It was last year
as well. So why how do they work that out?
Is it just where it falls in the drawer. Is
it just a team they hate the most. It seems
to me like they sit down, look at the calendar
and go how hard can we fuck the Warriors this year? Yeah,
and after all of the I know I've talked about
(10:52):
this a lot, but all of the COVID thing, they'll say,
the rhetoric around that was like, oh my god, you
save the NRL. Yeah, everyone's second favorite teams the Warriors.
Everyone loves the Warriors because of what they did. And
then as soon as everything opened back up against our
gay fuck yourself. You know, it's classic Australia. That's classic Australia. Ungrateful,
they don't care, and then they rob us. We didn't
have home games for years. Then they rob us of
(11:14):
our own home games by sending them over there. I
don't know, it pisses me off. That should be a
home game for the Knights, if anyone because Newcastle. Yeah, anyway,
that's Magic Round and then Round sixteen, the Panthers will
be playing at go Media Stadium. That will be Jared
Jared James Fisher Harris's first game against his former team nice,
(11:35):
which is good. It is also the first Panthers game
in New Zealand since twenty nineteen. Can you believe that
since pre COVID they haven't been over here? And it's
because we've played them at things like Magic Round where
it's our home game. Again. Last year at Magic Round
we played the Panthers. It was our home game.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've just actually noticed you might have mentioned I might
have not listened, but the Magic Round is against the
North Queens and Cowboys in Brisbane. Yeah, it's basically a
home game for them.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
That's right. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Oh that's that does my head in. So then so
then we lose more. And you know, we were the
only team in r our history to sell out every
single home game, and how do they reward us take
a couple more of.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Our home games off us? Yeah, it makes no sense
to me.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
And I love it. We're making excuses already, and I'm
down with it. I'm into it. I'm not saying that's
why we're going to lose. I'm just saying, let us
watch the fucking games, you know us, watch our own
house burn down. Yeah, well, no, we're gonna win. We're
gonna war, we're gonna win. All right, let's take a break.
We'll come back and talk the All Blacks. So the
(12:43):
group's back lane. He's going to be playing for the
All Blacks this weekend. I have had multiple people DM
me personally yes with differing theories or whispers as to.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What the group's done.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, what have you heard? They all share a very
common thread. Is it Tokyo, It's not Tokyo, it's England,
and apparently the room the whispers are and again don't
I don't know anything, but that's what people are telling me,
that he just went out and had a few beers
with the mate over in England and potentially missed curfew.
(13:17):
I don't The vibe I got was It's not like
he was out just on the lash all night, but
he may have missed a curfew.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
That's funny because since they haven't addressed it, and I
don't know, and I don't think they've engaged whitewash because
the messages has been so confusing and they haven't clarified it.
I heard potentially that he it was Tokyo and he
left his phone or wallet behind at a restaurant, had
to return to go get it, didn't have his phone
(13:46):
or wallet so couldn't communicate with the taxi driver or
and eventually was laid back on the curfew after going
to retrieve.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
His belonging right. That was another allegation that sounds like
a whitewash story.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
But again, but again, since No one's clarifying it. Everyone's
just speculated. Yeah, that's right, and it's going to be
something really disappointing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yes, I'm trying to go back through my message to
find the ones from but again that's just from random dudes.
But so he's back. So he's back back to Mighty Williams,
who gets a bit of a rest, which he just
well and truly deserves. He the the coaches were saying,
he's been training the house down, he's.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Been doing two days, blah blah, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I reckon. This is what happened when they stood him
down for two weeks for fitness issues, and then two
weeks later, all of a sudden, he's fit against what
was he doing for two weeks? Can we do that
so we can get shredded for summer? Yeah? Even the
gree Cody Taylor, Tyre Lome's dog, Roll, Patrick twyplor to
Evans Sheldon one News Wallas side to the sam Kine
artists have a pretty powerful team for the eye ties.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Interesting, they've switched back, switched around Satiti back on the
side of the scrum.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
It's because sam Kine's back.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
But Artie can play six canty or is he a
seven special?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I ain't Artie is a seven eight.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think okay, I think you want I think you
still need a big, big beer, big grizzly beer on
the site on the blind side.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
But you're right between those. It's about roles more than positions.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You could put anyone anywhere if you wanted to, but
Roy Guard, Body, Cale Clark, Anton, Lennard Brown, Rico. You
only Martella and Will Jordan. No surprises on the bench either,
other than maybe David Harvilli's in there. Yeah, well and TJ.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Pittada in there for a farewell as well because it's
going to be his last game, along with Sam Kaine.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah of course, Yeah that's sad.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So yeah that they're going to sign off, and I
got to vite my vibe punt.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Which I put on the headache. Is both of those
guys to score. I think Sam Kaine, Sam Kine and
pitching TJ. Pittanada both to dot down, specially if it
blows out. If it blows out, there's going to be
a gift given to one of them.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, that's not a bad point.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I've lost a lot of money doing that exact same
bit with Shawn Johnson this season.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
That's a vibe. That's a good I feel like it's
a good viby punt.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah that's right. Well, actually you reminded me. Let's jump
a hit a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
But we've got our own a gender bit to put
on this week, and I'm going to take the reins
for this one. I've had a look. Here comes the Undertaker.
I have had a look.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Oh song stops you?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It planned out and here Yeah, I had the whole
intro song. It doesn't matter. We just got one dog.
It sums up, suck you.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That's your.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
You.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Guys spent so much time in the office saying it's
only the one dog. So I just followed. You went
the Undertaker? Okay, the Undertaker? What are you going under on?
Fucking hell? What has come to your life? My life?
Where that is so so important to you that you
got that dong right and it went wrong and now
(16:54):
you're just ready to give up on life.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I don't even care about the bidding war.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
What have you gone? I had a whole spill anyway, Fuck,
we're gone under total points. The total points yesterday for
the All Blacks game was at about fifty something. It's
blown out to sixty four. Now it's minus one degrees.
It's going to be turgid. I don't think Italy scoring
this game. So you're basically saying, do the do the
All Blacks score more or less than sixty four points? Well,
(17:20):
they're not scoring sixty five points, so I'm taking the
under The undertaker is here and he's taking the under
I like how you were asking me a question, like
what do you think?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
It's like you're the undertaker, you're taking the under Yeah,
so you're taking under sixty I'm asking you.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Do you think they score sixty five points in this game?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Total points? I'm saying Italy don't score a point? Okay,
do the All Blacks score sixty five points? I think
the I think the Italians will score a couple. They'll
leave a couple because All Black's defense is not I mean, look.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
At Japan scored three. Yes, that's I'm pecking. They're going
to dot down a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Okay, So so ten do they score fifty five bill
Blacks and minus one degrees? Look, you take the unders
the undertaking. I've already taken it. Yeah, Okay, I'm just
trying to salvage the segment because it's hard to tell
whether this is going to be a blowout or not
because Italy, yes have not been great, but it's also
(18:18):
their last game of the of the championship as well,
they start this season. They got name to lose, absolutely
name to lose.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
So but that doesn't going to score more points.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't know what's hard to tell with it seems
like because you don't know how you're going to get it,
Like Argentina a couple of years ago, You're like, who the.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Fuck is going to do? Who are any of these
players and who are they going to Yeah, well that's
a great point. So I've designed anyway, smashed the unders
the undertakes here, I've devised a little quiz for you
to get to know the Italian team. Okay, because we're
commentating Sunday morning. You are commentating them, so it's going
to be important for you to know the names. Yes,
I've researched them already. Oh you have no okay, good, good,
good good. So this quiz is Italian rugby player or
(18:59):
Italian mafia. I will read your name and you tell
me whether he is a mafia boss or a rugby player, okay,
and forgive the pronunciation. Marco Riccioni ruggy player. Marco Riccioni
is the starting prop for the Italian rugby team Ding
Ding Ding. Angelo Bruno ruggy player. Angelo Bruno is a
(19:20):
Sicilian American mobster who is boss of the Philadelphia crime
family for two decades until his assassination. He was known
as the gentle Don for his preference for conciliation of
a violence. Then no Lamb what Dino Lamb Mobster? He
is the starting lot the Italian rugby Dino Dino's okay,
(19:42):
Dino Lamb, Matteo Messina, DeNardo ruggy player. He died in
Cassidy last year after being on the run since nineteen
ninety three on suspicion of dozens of murders. Jacomo Nicotea,
you got me on the teyo's again now, Jacomo Nicoterag,
here's the reserve prop. And finally Vito quarter Leon mobster. Yeah,
(20:05):
that is Robert de Niro's character from the contact to
say it back that one up. All right, you're gonna
bring a homework today back for Sunday. Body, Let's take
another quick break and we'll come back with yours.
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Speaker 7 (20:39):
Captain as Grape here, I'm just going to point out
the elephant, sorry, the camel in the room. And in
what world if you both actually found a camel, would
they think you just ride it into the ground. Yes,
you're just gonna take it around the outskirts of the
ground and storm the fences with a fucking camel.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I've never I've never been to a sports.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Game where they're like, oh, yep, yep, bring your dogs,
bring bring your cats, bring your fucking camels as well.
Ediots focks out Canterbury.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Look, Captain, ask grap I don't think you know who
we are. We don't ask for permission, okay, And we
have people on the inside. I grew up in Hamilton.
I know the groundstaff very intimately. I know exactly where
they're based up in the kind of almost mid wicket.
They've got their own entrance at Double Piece of State
and there they've got their own house there that they
(21:28):
all mingle around in. And I will guarantee you if
we get hold of a camel, I will be able
to lead it through that gate and park it up
in that area like a petting zoo and let people
feed that camel. Okay, And I will not be asking
for permission. I'm not filling out a health and safety
form with Sedon Park in New Zealand cricket because imagine
that meeting we're bringing a camel in.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No you're not, and they won't even ask. But the
fucking caravan in there because it's the health and safety
risk because we might have a camel in it.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, so, or I'm happy to tranquilize it. Put it
in one of those nets that that catch daring in
this our violin, put it underneath a Robbie and just
lower it unconscious onto the middle of the field and
let it wake up and run around on the field.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Good of the other thing is if we do show
up on the back of a camel, how how's redbad
is going to stop us?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
They ain't going anywhere near that camera, not bringing down
a camel because that camel.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Just hiking its face and move.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Look I mean saying that we didn't necessarily say they
had to go to the game, and we could have
go to the tune up to a practice, a net
session with the camel on the side of the side
of the road next to the net with the camel.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This is Hamilton, you got to remember, you know, it's
pretty loose, pretty loose home of the Field days. That's
who you know.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It's very agricultural.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
This is Yeah, it's no different than you know, like
the the AMP Show having your cattle there at the
AMP Show.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Absolutely, So look captain ask Grebe. You obviously you think
very little of us in terms of what we can
get away with. Yeah, I'm saying that would be banned forever.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
If we did do it, which would be worse it
thought first time, What did you what do you get
banned for?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
We rode a camel under the.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
To commemorate the last game of the Six Camel Saudi
and people will go nice.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So where'd you get the camera?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I didn't know we had any end New Zealand. I
don't think we do regarding camels as well yours.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Hey, guys, just a bit of feedback with Maniah saying
that the head was the sixiest part of the camel
might be controversial, but surely the humps are the sexiest
part yours please.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, lady, lovely lady humps. Yeah. Look, it's a it's
a very interesting point you raise. It's an important point,
something we didn't discuss the other day. You're right. I
was just thinking eyelashes. Yes, I feel like they put
like lipstick and shit on the camels and they do
the beauty pageants the Yeah, you're right about.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I mean, the reason why we call tim Saudi the
sexy camel is those big eyes and the big lashes, yeah,
you know, and the kind of long limbs and that
that's where the sexiness comes from.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's not the hump.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's not the hump, and I'm we're gonna throw it
out there. This might be controver, sure, but I don't
get a white for the hump. No, it's a it's
a big, big thing of fat that sets on the
back of the the camel. There's not one hundred gallons
of water sloshing around in there. I thought that's I
thought that's what the hump was. So I don't know
what you're doing with a hump for that.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Caller on yours, plice, But I look different strokes for
different folks.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No, I'm not judging. No, some some men a face men,
some some men are hump men when it comes to camels.
Some men like leags and some like the we're in
that's right, and the reasons we're not going to yuck
your yum. If that's the part that you've that you
find sexiest about a camel.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, i'd say that. I would say just because you
know the camel's humps are out doesn't give you free
rein to steer at them.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
You know you have a bit of respect for that camera.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean look at in the eyes, not
the humps. That's right. And if we do show up
with a camel, you know better respect. Yeah, sixier. Otherwise
it doesn't need to be objectified, certainly not in Tim
Southey's farewell game. You know that'll be my only caveat.
If we do manage to get this camera in there,
treat it with some respect. Another call here your sports
(25:08):
Yeah you can eight.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
What's your fellow's take on people watching?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
You guys could check an A C C people watching
commentary on fuck nothing better than just getting on the
person just talking about other people's lives and go, oh,
Doris over there is just come back from Bengos. He's
off to see old understand and give him the old
chick ahead. All right, you guys could run a zico
(25:32):
as commentary on that.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Love Love is sign on, I give it and I
take it away love his humbling. I think this is
a great idea. I can I can picture it now,
and it is something that we do anyway when we're
on the road, if we're in an airport or in
a public place often let's face it, hungover, we will
sit there and just commentate people walking past us.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Most famously we did it in Amsterdam years ago when
we found ourselves at the window of a bar in
the middle of the day, and out right outside the
window was a one of those open air urinals. Oh,
and we commentated for an hour and a half people
going into the urinal and whether they're likely urinalists or not,
or their technique or you know, what they're up to.
The only problem with that is, I don't I think
(26:17):
people watching and people commentary is something that to be
enjoyed just in the moment as a group. I'm not
sure it should be a broadcasted thing.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh, because those people can't. They won't sign a waiver Fields.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
So it's one of those. It's one of those great one.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Of life's great joys as people watching and particularly at
events like cup Week in christ Church and stuff like that,
and there's that's one of my life's pleasures. But potentially not
something that can be broadcast to the world. And I
think we get accused of being bullies. Obviously at some
stage someone will get up there and gag.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You can't say that. I was, yeah, exactly, So, yeah,
you're right. I think this is something that needs to
stay at home. I had one of the great probably
the hardest I've ever laughed. Was it a family barbecue.
Not my family, but a close family friends of mine,
and one of the kids had brought like a few
of their mates back from Uni. Yep, and we're all
(27:10):
this is like on a farm, open fire barbecue, homekill meat,
whole situation.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Everyone's feeding themselves. We're all sitting up on the deck.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
We watch one of the UNI mates his first time
in way metti, ponytail, facial piercings, the whole thing. He's
walking up and down the thing, and I turned to
Dan sitting next to Mega twenty bucks. He doesn't eat meat,
and there goes I don't think he does either, and
I'll take you up on it. From So, by this stage,
he's walking up and down the thing, and every time
he gets to like where the sausages of the chops are,
(27:41):
someone starts up a conversation with him just when he
goes to reach towards the table.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Oh sorry, yeah, hi, I'm blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
And we're sitting up on the deck like, oh shit.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
He came close. There.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
By this stage, there's like five or six dudes sitting
up there. You're running a book, running a book on
this guy with a ponytail, whether he eats meat or not. Like,
he loads up on the cellar and he gets a
bit of bread, he goes.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
To the thing.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh now he's shaking Morgy's head.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Now he's over here.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And oh now he's talking about oh and in the
end he picked up a sausage. Dan for taking the bit,
I think, Dan.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Wonder that you see that.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
That's great, but that's something you never could be publicly broadcast.
So it's one of the what's like I said, is
one of the list great joys is when you can
get together as a group and just get some serious.
Amsterdam is potentially one of the greatest global destinations. Yeah,
because it's the mixing of so many different people doing
different ship where they're on mushies, whether they're high, where
they're drunk, whether they're off the work.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Just there's so much craziness going on. There's something for everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, that's right. We did a lot of that when
we're over there. Just recently. These dude's rolling and dog shits.
One last caller here your spits.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Hey, fellas all this top four chat on the horses. Yeah,
should should Olympics put on a fourth medal? And if so,
what color you reckon? Or metal type? Brother anyway?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Stainless steel?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah? Or aluminium lead?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I don't know what's what I mean because you've got gold, silver, bronze, iron, iron?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Maybe iron? What came first to bronze age? Then the iron?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Aj the bronze age first. That was right after the
stone age, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Maybe it's a stone. Oh, yes, you get the stone.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, that makes that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well, three is very arbitrary, isn't It's kind of it's
an odd number it is.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
And they always say that fourth is the worst place
you can come in the Olympics because you just missed
out on a medal.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
And it would sort out the it's sort out the
boxing thing where there's always two bronze medalists.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, there's no point in sustaining brain damage in a Yeah,
third fourth playoff, I'm and even things up a little
bit because he but I suppose the podium would be
before two one make the podium look a bit doing
Oh it's a podium, sure, Yeah, I think if you
go four, you're probably gonna have to go to five years. Yeah,
because it's a ratio thing you're miss with so many
(30:14):
OCD people. Yeah, podium so yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Then what do you have two people on the left
of the winner and two people on the.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Right or front?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Oh yeah up vertical? Yeah, they stand, yeah, like a grandstand.
So that win, it goes the top and.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Then it goes down. Yeah, that's probably how it ship
flows down. So they'll be like, yeah, the stone, like
I like the stone. I don't know what you do
with the stone. Middle although it's called a middle although
not metal. Yeah, I think stone yeah. He can you
mold a stone? I sweep and you can.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
You carve it, carve it. We just pick it up
off the river bed.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Just get you just get a stone. Everyone gets middles
around the neck and you just get this stone.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
A stone that like a kid has painted.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Well, look like there's you know, you find them. They
paint them and put their name on it. Put them
in a tree somewhere, and you're gonna go and find them.
Yet one of those, that's what you all right? Thank
you very much for joining us today. We are off
down to Hamilton. Enjoy your weekend and we'll see you
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