October 6, 2024 • 30 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to recap the first morning of Jerry & Friends as G Lane fills in on Hauraki Breakfast (0:00).
Then the fellas get into all things rugby starting with the ABs and if Razor drop TJ Perenara and Sam Cane for the European Tour (10:47), then go over the rebirth of "Zombie" with the beef between Rieko Ioane and Johnny Sexton (16:58) before a wrap on the NPC as Taranaki win the Ranfurly Shield for the Summer.
Finally, the guys wrap with 'Yours Please' going over the best of the weekend (22:01).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from the Export Beer Gaden Studio and brought to you,
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is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the seventh of October.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by nextport A Culture.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning, Julane, although this is not the start of
your morning, you were up bright and early filling in
for Matt Heath on the brick.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We'll not filling in. He's gone, isn't it. Yeah, he's gone.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Burger No, just stepping in for on the Jeremy Well's
Breakfast Show Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And Friends, Single and ready to mingle. Yeah, that's right,
So you know that it was good. It's good fun.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Here we gave a guy on how to derail Matt
Heath's first day on Z by.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
On different techniques on how to get on air.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
All Well, they take calls in the last twenty minutes
of the hour, So from like the forty the topic
topic topic interviews and then at forty pass they take
callers for twenty minutes. Yeah, and often it's very hard
to get callers because if the topic's a bit dry,
that one's going to call So you've got to be
willing to engage in a really dry topic and be
passionate about it. And we called it the burly technique
(01:06):
where you dropped the burley and you're shaking the burley
and you're letting the fish come.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's what Matt's doing. Now, that's what you do as
a caller.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You've got to shake the burley and then the host go,
oh yeah, this guy's into talking about this, okay, and
then you hit him with the spear gun. And the
example we gave them was the Murray Deeka, the famous
Marridka one where Caler was talking about the Test match
with the All Blacks Australia and talking about the first
half and the bench and the weakness of the bench
and everything, and he goes, you're exactly right, Kevin, the
(01:33):
All Black blah bla blah blah, and then he goes,
I'm just one more thing, Mary, you're a ballcunt, and
just drop that one in there. So these different techniques,
and then we went through the ten Acoto challenge with
just repetition, just to.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Derail it slightly.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But we wish him all the best, but I mean
he's doing well he's got thousands of thousands of fans
on the Hidaki that will be tuning in. I'm sure
there's going to be some temptation there because the relationship
always between the Hidaky audience and the host has been
kind of treated mean, keeping keen. You know, there's a
lot of abuse goes on some other Mondays, for example,
where you just abuse each other. Yeah, and sometimes that
(02:08):
can get construed as people being serious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So yeah, sure hat translate across the z be well.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I hope that they do think that they're taking it seriously.
It'd be great fodder for the other shows if we do.
You know, if people get in there and grenade it
then asking he will be like Jesus, listen to what's
going on in the afternoon show.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Have you heard what's going on in there? Your muppet?
I mean, there's going to be so many of your muppets, Yeah,
coming through, There's going to be a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
They may not even need to chum the waters because
I have been a producer for a talkback radio show
and the callers that you get through, you just get
some of the absolute nutters. There are people who call
through every single day and you're their only like lifeline
and that you're the only person that they talk to
during that day. We had one guy, God bless him,
and I felt bad from the first time he called through.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He said his his wife had just passed away, older gentleman.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They called him the next day and got on here
and imediately said, yeah, my wife's passed away. Then he
started lying about so he would call in and I'd
be like, oh, yeah, mate, how are you getting on today?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah? Good, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hey, look, we're talking about the all blacks at the moment,
So if you could just keep it on topic with
the all becks, Yeah, yes, sweet, I'll just talk about
the all blacks.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Gets on, Yeah, my wife died a man, what is
this at this point?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is this some sort of like perversion that you just
love telling people the grimmest shit that you could think of.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And the other one is on well, particularly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
On sports talkback, if you let a caller get to
their second point, it is racist. Every every single one
hundred percent of the time, the second point of sports
talk back caller is racist. It'll be like, look, the warrior,
is that just the the fitness isn't there this season?
And I think that's why we're not doing too well,
(03:45):
and then has to be like, yeah, that's great, that's
a good point. Anything else in your money, guess he'll
always inevitably a too many tonguins and they are always
they've always had a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You're like, come on, man, just count want he is
not be racist. For the second point, I did suggest
actually to man. I sent him a text and I said, look, this.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Will this will make your first show fly. Okay, talk topic.
Would a man have crashed that ship eighty I weight
hundred eighty ten eighty.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, the HMNZ is mono annoying. This is one of
the most embarrassing stories. So I think that we've had
as a country for quite some time. So we have
nominally a navy. It's parked over and Devon bought, which is,
you know, a pretty swanky suburban in Auckland. And I
couldn't really tell you what it does. Does it ping
(04:42):
people for undersized kenner And.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's more it's it's more.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
There to patrol our exclusive economic zone. So it's basically
to scare away mainly Korean and Chinese fishing boats sure
from coming and pillaging our resources. That's mainly what it's for.
It's not for any defense in there's no guns on it.
It's basically just a patrolling unit.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And even now and then it goes over to conduct
a reef a survey.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
They found the reef method.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just like there's massive boats way deeper than any of
the boats you've got. We're just swimming around your harbor
until we crashed into the fucking thing. That's the most
humiliating thing. It just crashed straight. I don't know, they
haven't really said what it's crashed into. I suspect we're
going to find out it's like the biggest reef in
some more that it's just completely destroyed. It burst into
flames before sinking. Yeah, that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Actually, you need to get some of it, of some
of the diesel that's going to be it's going to be.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It's not good for somemer Oh my god, can you
imagine how fucked off they'd be.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But you've come over here and then you've just sunk
at hundred million dollar boat.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You can imagine how Remember how angry we were at
the boat that ran into the arena, that ran into
the arena.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Live it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Leehart's still talking about it. He's still selling off
stuff that he found from the Rena disaster. I know,
and then and we've just gone over and done that.
It's one of the most embarrassing stories I think as
a nation, which would be it should be a shame
and we.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Can have a hond of it because no one died,
everyone survived, which was thankfully, no one perished.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And I saw in one of the stories this morning
it was saying it was a controversial decision to evacuate
the ship pretty early, but then within an hour the
whole thing was sun so it's not controversial.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's a pretty good decision. He crashed into the reef.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You can't reverse off it and also only one years
could anyway the rest of his might as well jump off.
It's only the driver and needs to still be on there.
But that is a great idea, Colin, what is it
eighty ten eighty? Well just call those Well look, if
as Pettel was white, he'd have one hundred testcaps. Let
(06:49):
us know your thoughts. Grand Final was on last night.
The Grannie disappointed with the Grannie.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I was hoping and I know you already said on
the met and jew shows when it was always going
to be a torrid affair some of you probably could
have shared with me last week. I was just, you know,
I like, I had so many Maltis on that game
in terms of anytime, tryscorers, points differential that I thought.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Surely one of them is going to hit.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I think I had seven different Maltese running, and stupidly
I had at least most of them two try scorers
from each team.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And I thought it was going to be like last
year's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I remember last year's final Brisbane that was a real
ding dong high scoring. I was like, fuck, yeah, little
did I know it's going to be a torret affair.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, No, I knew it was going to be a
turgid torret affair. I had a couple on the go
as well. They were both hinged on under forty and
a half points, which it was the end was sixteen eight,
sixteen six, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It was. It was tense, turgid. There was a lot of.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Different a lot of different storylines going on throughout that one.
There of course, there was the try no try, which
I've seen various different angles of on social media this morning.
None of them are conclusive. I do think it was
a try. It hit the turf, yeah, so it so
did the bunker.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So did the bunker. And then they said I was
sticking with the on field decisions. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then this morning there's another angle that's doing the
rounds on social media. But what's misleading about that is
so he grounded it initially, then he was held up
and the one that's circulating social media this morning is
when he was held up right, It's like, yes he was,
there is an arm under the ball in that shot,
but he scored it before that, and that's the misleading thing.
There was also the bite. Oh bit he bite?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He cam Muncher? Did he bite? Did he not bite?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
This one's always a squirrely one again because like, was
he forcing his arm into the guy's mouth? Did can
Monster actually bite him?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I mean, I am if it did happen to I'm
with Can Monster. If someone puts something in your mouth,
you are within your rights to bite down. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I think that because if you someone sticks your finger
or elbow or something in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What if someone puts their face in front of your fist,
are you're allowed to punch them?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
If they put their nuts in front of your you're
throwing bunches and someone walks in to your punch, then
they deserve it.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm not that's a fair point. So he just sounds
like he has a mouth. That's what's he supposed to do,
exactly designed to bite down, he'supposed to just yeah, take it.
Maybe a gag reflex kicked in with that arm when
him down.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Well maybe you could definitely tell when he pulled his
arm away. There was resistance to him pulling his arm away.
But yeah, I know you made this. One's happened quite
a few times over the last couple of years.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They generally get done for biting.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And like I was saying on the Matt and Jerry
Show this morning, hopefully we play the Melbourne Storm early
doors next.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Year and the munch is gone. The munch is gone.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The problem for us now is for the Kiwis. So
you said, Matt and Jewis show, Met's gone. Oh sorry,
the Jeremy and the Jeremy and Friends Show. It'll take
me a while to adjust to that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The big issue that we have now for the Kiwis
is that Jerome Hughes looked like he was injured, so
he was almost a no show in that game, and
he was limping around before that game even played, as
Jones had rung Seawan Johnson and said, if on the
off chance Hughes gets injured, would you be available for
the Kiwis? And just last week Sewan Johnson ruled himself
(10:09):
out And now Hughes is injured, So fuck knows who's
going to be playing in the halves for US.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I yeah, he Mighty Martin probably, yeah, I'd say so,
he's definitely clocked out. I mean you can't just come
back for the keiwis. Yeah, yeah, he's had a couple
of weeks off. He's probably.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They did ask him and he said he tested the
old thing out, the Achilles out, and was like, nah,
the last thing you need is for your first year
of retirement to be rehabbing an Achilles.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
To be absolutely terrifying.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But at least myself and Chris Key will digest that
on the Mad Monday podcast later on this afternoon, Let's
take quick break and come back and talk a little
bit of AB's So this afternoon, the All Black Squad
will be named to go on the Northern Hemisphere tour.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It be about two o'clock. Hell of a tour. Hell
of a tour?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Ireland, England, France? Is that right? I believe so, Yeah,
that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We've basically just been on a shortened version of that. Yeah,
and if it's anything like what we did, it's going
to be a hell of a trip.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I did see.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So when they went over to South Africa, a few
of the guys have started like vlogging and making their
little YouTube videos and there about it. It was Artie
Savier and Mark Talia. They've given themselves some sort of
Backstreet boys nickname for these videos that they make. But
they're at the hotel pool and they were just hanging out.
But they were talking in the video that they really
wanted to just like jump into the pool, but they're
(11:31):
conscious of not looking like they're on holiday. They don't
want to be seen to be like just skiving off.
They must be so hard if you're on a European
trip like that. Anyone who's been on a business trip
to the overseas.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Well, Yeah, that's a good point and it's something you
you got to watch out for with your how your
social media looks when on.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
A work trip. Yeah, and tv.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Insead have been suffering this for a while when they're
making cuts, and then the exec team was over in
Lay at some sort of content conference. That photo of
them like on the desert and helicopters and.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Shit like that. But you've ready got to just shut
it down.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
The unfortunate thing for us as we go over there
under the guys of it as a beer garden tour.
People need to see us drinking beers in a beer guarden,
so it kind of works the other way for us.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But it's all staged because you know, you'll see the
photos of us doing that, You'll see me falling over
on the traveler. But rest assured, we're on the Excel spreadsheets,
we're in the emails.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Absolutely that beer, you know, at that moment in time,
sure it's full. And then when you see ex someone's empty. Yeah,
but I've just tipped that out, swapped it, swapped it.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
With another one. Actually didn't touch to drop a beer
on that whole trip. I'm still got the Bavarian I've
got the Bavarians.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So I've still got the Bavarians as well. I'm desperately
struggling to shake it off. On Friday, there was a
long lunch at Prago for Matt heaths leaving, which he
did not pay for, and.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
We mist win. The bill came. He ate like a king,
drank like a king. Did he what? I don't know
who did pay for that bill. I had to believe
though it wasn't me. It wasn't me either. I also
had to leave.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But my point was at about seven o'clock I fell
asleep on the couch on Friday night and I slept
for like sixteen hours. This bloody jet legs no joke.
It's out of control and I'm still so stuffy. Anyway,
The long short of all of that is, do TJ
and Sam kin go to the Northern Hemisphere tour?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'd see that Jk's He's come out swung and saying no, TJ. No,
they need to concentrate on Cortes, Noah, Hotham and roy
Gard should be their priority, given that they're going to
be the probably three half backs going into the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, I teem to agree a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
But the Sam Kine one as well was interesting because
he signed up Japan for the next three years come
on of January, so he's not going to be on
the scene for the next World Cup.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
All the All Blacks for the next three years.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
So that's an interesting call because do you bother or
do you take our best number seven or do you
say right time to move on?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Dolt and Papa you don't preach you, it's yours, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I think the difference is I don't think anyone
would say that TJ has let the world on fire
when he's come on, Like, is he hidden shoulders above
any of those other guys, particularly if Roy Guard's.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Fine, Yeah, you know, he'd be our number one half back.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The difference I think with Sam Kaine is he probably
is that much better than Dalton Papa. Not that it's
not a shot at Papali. I'm just saying that Sam
Kine has been excellent. And I think this is the
thing that Raz has always going to deal with is yeah,
he's going to contend for the future, but he also
doesn't want to lose games as an allbecks correct, so
he has.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
To pick the best possible players and his backs against
all a little bit result wise, Yeah, at the moment.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So it's whether they go for results or they go
for the future. It'd be interesting.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I mean my gat is the old like the Scott Robinson.
I'll save last year he would go No TJ No,
Sam Kaine. I'm working towards the World Cup. Yes, but
since there's been so vet, since the season has been
a bit warbbly, you lose a couple of games, yes, totally.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Now all of a sudden you've gotta pick them. So
what two o'clock today? Yep, there's an ounce.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Two pm today. I reckon there'll be at least one
boult that we haven't thought of. It'll be it'll probably
be a prop that none of us have heard of,
can remember. But I reckon there'll be at least one
or two shake ups there. I think because going on
this Northern he was fair too, you know you might
as well.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And there's a there's a fifteen being made as well.
There's a second fifteen. What's fifteenth? There'll be twenty nine
blokes named in that one. So there's sixty going to
be sixty dudes.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yes, And the and the All Backs fifteen are only
playing two games. They play against Munster and then they
play against Georgia, presumably not in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like a massive traveling reserve bench, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I'd rather get picked for the fifteens. They're going to
have a good time. They're going to have a hell
of a time in Ireland. Yeah, and then probably play.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Georgia hopefully like twalking.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I was about to say somewhere that I don't think
they're going to go over to Georgia. Surely not. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I've got friends who went to Georgia about three or
four months ago.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You can do it in the United States Georgia or no, no, no, Georgia,
United States, that'd be better.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, But yeah, yeah, that'll be a hell of a tour,
like particularly if you're roy Guard, you know, and if
he gets picked that all Blacks fifteen just go over there.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Light monster up.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That's you're right though, that is going to be a
good time and then that's going to be the party
to it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Get pretty severely into the Guinness. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Then if you do go over to Georgia, great wine region.
Apparently they invented wine over there and Georgia it's what
they're saying. They got the George Georgian monks or something invented.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, that's exactly it. Have you seen just on Ireland
and having a good time with the guinnesses have you?
Is it just me? I'm skinning served a lot of
content about splitting the G? Yes, I am.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I yeah, so it's you know, it's about drinking a
Guinness first sip and until it goes and it splits
the G in half.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, and it's all glad. It's not just me.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, I'm getting like videos of Sydney Sweeney, you know
that one from the Hot Ones video. She's looking lustily
at the guy and it's like when she sees you
split the G in the first attempt.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Things like that. Yeah, okay, good. I was worried there.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I'm just being targeted, but it's working because I don't
want to go split the G.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Makes me on a fucking creamy, fucking point.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Speaking of rugby though and Ireland, the Rica Juanni and
Sexton thing just continues to blow. But I think this
came out actually on the Friday. We didn't address it
on the podcast, but obviously the books coming out from
Sexton and he was saying, you know, Rica Uannie told him,
don't miss your flight, enjoy retirement. You can't blah blah blah.
He called him a fake, humble fucker. And then I
(17:20):
think on the Friday, then Ricco Juanni posted to his
Instagram story was the photo of the two of them
with Zombie playing over the top of it.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, which it's also the photo of Sexton mouthing it
looks like Janni's just walking away.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, it makes him look bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's real framing expert from there from Juannie. But then
so yeah, Zombie was like the song that they were
using as their sort of unofficial theme for the World Cup.
And then also the lyrics are in your head and
that's the part that he put on the Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And as much as.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I I'm kind of on Sixth inside on this at all,
but I just liked that there's a little bit of
a brew haha.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Though I love it.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, I love the fact that And also he's kind
of ruined the song for them by putting it up
as well. He's kind of taking but it's going to
make that Irish test so much more spicy. You Aren't
is going to be there, The fans will be well
aware of all this. Sixth will be in the crowd,
Johnny six Peace will be there. This is the kind
of ship we've been calling out for this This is
the UFC mouthing off kind of ship I've been asking for,
(18:27):
which is great, and I think they should let them
do more of that. I guarantee that at New Zealand
Rugby Central on Friday there were of being panic stations
around what procedures, who who authorized Rico to do that?
Did Rico did someone? And where they were like is
it as good as it bad?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
What the eyes are? My god? We need to do
we need to apologize to Irish Rugby? Oh my god,
what are we? That shit going on? We are mother
fans like fucking a Yeah, finally, but.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Because that test is going to be super spicy exactly,
and if Ireland win, they are going to sing that
fucking song loud and proud towards Rica Jani.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So this storylines now, and this is what the NRL
has been doing a great job of these last few years,
and Rugby just can't get out of their own way
with this kind of shit. Yeah, I hope that they.
I think that they'll play that when they come out Ireland.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
And then if all Blacks win and then Rico just
goes up with the crowd and you were here, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And that's that's what it's about they'll singing in the
changing sheds if they win.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
This is great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So yeah, more of this and more of like characters
in the game and storylines rather than just show up,
watch the game clap politely. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, we know that rugby players respect the game and
we saw it with Sam Kain's hundredth cap. You know,
he got a tunnel walking off from the Aussie players
annual blacks and it was great and players will still
do that. But let them talk about a smack as well.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, just you only need like one or two of
them and each team. Yeah, everyone else can be the
nice guy, but you need a heal like in the
Wwe just sticking with rugby union as well for but
the NPC's down to the quarterfinals after Yes, Tartanaki took
the shield off.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Tasman got it for this summer. They've got it for
the summer.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
They won't have another challenge for the for the rest
of the season and god, it must feel good. It's
also very annoying for me because I really wanted South
Canterbury to be able to take a bus trip.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
They're not going to make it to Taranaki Tatanuky's about
as hard to get to as anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
It's as harder to get to then Napier where was
where they had to go last time.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, those are sort of the only two parts of
the country I hadn't been to as a South Candebrian
because they're not on the way to anywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You've got to. They're left and right. I've still never
been to Gisbet. They left and right of State Highway
one there. Yeah. So yeah, they've got the shield shield fever.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They've got a stacked team too, if you if you
look at that team, they've got the Napkin back there
at fullback. Yeah, klein Bush here, just just stacked across
the park, that Tartanaky team.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And they whipped them as well.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, they whipped them forty two nineteen or something like that.
So then yeah, this weekend the quarter finals, you've got
Wellington versus Counties. It's at Wellington, the Battle of the Bay,
Bay of Plenty versus Hawks, Bay Tot then Totanak you
take on the White Kattow at Eero Stadium.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And Tasman versus Canterbury. So some good matchups this weekend
at the MPC.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, it has, and I'm disappointingly Auckland got pepped in
a thriller yesterday at at Auckland Grammar, which actually ruined
my three way, So means that means how did your
three way go? How did South Canterbury go? Because I
know that Carl missed out and his one too, maybe
dick by warning and I went dick into butt as well,
(21:31):
So I don't know. I will try and.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Log it and log back in and that's fine. But yeah,
so point the end of the NPC.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, you're right though, it has been a the games
I've watched, and that's not heap to them for the NPC. Yeah,
they have been cracking games like high scoring, close, plenty
of all blacks playing or former all blacks or fringe
all blacks playing.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
So I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
with yours please.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yours please, brought you by Leader Home.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
South Canibridge did not cover the spread, but they did
win forty three thirty eight over Westcast thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
They leak thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, twenty four points was the head start I gave
them anyway, This is yours please.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It's your chance to get involved in the show.
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Speaker 3 (22:24):
If you tap that, you can record a message.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
If you do that, we'll play it out on the show,
just like this is yours please.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Gulane, congratulations on the book. One an amazing way to
mark ten years of the ACC mania. Some of the
stories and there would piss you off if you could read.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
The book's got me thinking what items would be in
the ACC Museum. Obviously shit shirt would be the newest
tent tree. I'd love to see the text machine, you know,
all these texts are there? Is the horrors that that
thing has seen, a mold of Jason Hoyt's bats, the tissue,
is it camera?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is it soap?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
What do you think what else would be in there?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
We've discussed this, haven't we? Or was this the New
Zealand Sporting memorabilia? Yeah, well we've got a lot of
it in the studio, don't we.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
We've got signed boxes from Karen Reed, Brenda McCallum, a
few other.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Bits and pieces.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
The photo of Jays getting his baps, out when we
won the World Tiest Championship.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I think if we're going to have an ACC museum,
it would be like a Madame two sword's wax.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes, figurine of Jace with the baps out. I mean,
I'd be quite happy with it.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
With Jason in terms of Riggs, He's given a good
account of photo he has and I think that's why
he's quietly quite happy about it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, not so happy about the book. But there's the
brick of cocaine.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
There is the bricker cocaine that's come with us obviously
icing sugar, but it's making about it. But it's been
stabbed so many times by various authorities thinking it is real. Yeah,
we've had to Actually there's actually lots of bit so
celtatee pluck it back up again. Yeah, interesting is there is? Yeah,
there's the milk of the gepsy tissue. It's the photo
(23:58):
of the perineum as ship shirt now has to go
in there. Well, you can house everything in the caravan,
because that's a that the caravan itself is an item
that should be that should be recognized as a national treasure.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, slash also burnt to the ground.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Something about it I'd be quite sad if we did
burn into the ground. Though there's something there's something quite
nice about the fact that it's still around.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's still got a warrant, still semi functional.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And every time I've taken it in for a warrant,
they've said, yeah, it's past, but there is some rust
that's going to require some attention at some point. But
we just seemingly never approached that point.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
No, I don't know how. I think it's fast approaching.
When the exle falls off on State Highway one, we know, I.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Mean the hatch did there's an original hat baggie cap yep,
behind you.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
The baggie's the I mean all the steate of the
ship hats over the years. Every year there's a different one.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So it's a collection of those, the pads that fell
off Jason Hoyd's leagues.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yes, I've got them. I've got them, the black flaps,
the colond of black flaps, all sorts of merchandise items.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Also the hairy JF T shirts, Yes, the Cory Anderson
T shirts, all the World Cup T shirts that came out. Yeah,
We're magnificent, Steady of the Ship ones, the champion ones, Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
A lot of stuff, but the text machine thing, we
get thousands of texts per game. Yeah, so it would
be so hard to put it on and when we could.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Last year we received fifty four thousand text messages Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, see, that's exactly it. It's so hard.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Like even last night commentating, they're come in so thick
and fast that you're like, I can't I can't keep
track of these. We're asking last night where because people
were tuning in from around the world, so we said,
let us know where you're watching. One guy send us
in a message from his pager. He was watching in Beirut.
There was there was another guy.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Watching in a trench in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Someone else was like seventy five meters below the summit
of Everest and they were watching.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Someone said a wreck from a reef, and some more
about fifteen people I reckon the entire boe.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So once they disembarked, they must have gone into up
here and then just found somewhere to watch it. But yeah,
we had about fifteen decks saying that they were on
a boat and some more they just might have to
pop off and go and watch the game on sure, Yeah,
but no I think there'd be there'd be plenty of
stuff that we put in there.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh this hat now, the chicken head, the chicken hat,
we're talking about it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The grease stains, the dancing chicken hat that Laye had
on his headed October face, and these grease stains on
it from when I hit you so hard in the
bumper cars.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The whiplash it flew off.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
It was like it was like one of those hits
you see, one of the get googe because you've seen it.
You don't see someone coming, like you're passing this way
and someone hits you from that way in the ribs.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That's what it was like. You're still making you I
was blind, drunken. It was like the one moment that
I can remember from that day. It was just rounding
the corner and seeing your car stall and my eyes
just lighting up.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
You've got this chicken hat. It was dancing away making
this noise. Oh no, And I around the corner and
say this.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's why it's got all the
grease and creple over it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, it's disgusting, look at it. Yeah it is filthy. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Ship shoot to be the latest addition to the a
SC Museum.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Another caller here yours? Please? Yeah, yeah, Mary, first time,
last time. Listen.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Enough of the butter, give us the grease, give us
the good oil of what we're down in Episodam.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Let me on your substack. How do we hear about that?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I don't have a substance. We're not planning on heavy
in a substance. Look, I'll let you know the full oil.
If you ever see me at a bar or a pup,
come and see me, buy me a being, I'll tell
you the full oil.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I can't I can't put it out.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
On a into a into a forum which you get repeated.
But I can do it face to face because then
I can deny it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, that's right, and will and will tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
But I think we were, for the most part fairly
transparent what happened in Amsterdam?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Did I tell?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I told the story of the woman counting cash with
ther baps out in the red light district? We outlasted
the red light district on our first night. That's right,
not quite what I remember it, the red light district.
But no, I don't think we left too much out.
I mean we spent a good hour describing Naden, which
was the whole day of our lives.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yes, you can probably work out what went on there, Yeah,
exactly from the dogship.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Which yeah, but anyway, if you see, if you see
laying out and about, ask him and he will tell you.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
One last call at yours.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Please come on and I have baby.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Fuck hell.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Gary Freeman won the w M in the early nineties. There,
wors come on, call yourself a fucking league AnyWho, fuck
recage there.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
So yeah, I thought Gary Freeman. I thought the Wizard
had won something in the past.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, I must apologize to him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, dear friend of mine, Gary as well, had a
lot to do with him over the past few years.
And yeah, just to disrespect him like that, I just
like to apologize to him. But I'd like to apologize
to the call of their and the wider ACC community.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Won't happen again. Gary Freeman.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Interesting because you know you had you had the Benji
Marshall step. You remember that everyone was doing the jump,
But before that there was the Gary Freeman socks down
end diver end pass. Yeah, we used to primary school
socks down. But the past was wasn't a spiral, wasn't
anything else. But it's the full end on end Gary
Freeman pass. That was I remember as a kid, just
(29:48):
everyone doing that and d just socks down your.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Full wism, powerful stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
All right, let's knock this thing on the head for today.
Thank you very much to everyone who got involved on
the old yours. Please fire through a few more as well.
We see if we can actually tried this morning to
get one of the Taranaki players on who won the shield.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Haven't heard back from them this morning. They're just cleaning
the resin off the shield.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I reckon they might be repairing the shield, So hopefully
we can get someone on down the track to find
out if that shield's still in one piece. Otherwise, we'll
see you tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of the Gender Podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning, Julane, although this is not the start of
your morning, you were up bright and early filling in
for Matt Heath on the brick.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We'll not filling in. He's gone, isn't it. Yeah, he's gone.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Burger No, just stepping in for on the Jeremy Well's
Breakfast Show Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And Friends, Single and ready to mingle. Yeah, that's right,
So you know that it was good. It's good fun.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Here we gave a guy on how to derail Matt
Heath's first day on Z by.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
On different techniques on how to get on air.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
All Well, they take calls in the last twenty minutes
of the hour, So from like the forty the topic
topic topic interviews and then at forty pass they take
callers for twenty minutes. Yeah, and often it's very hard
to get callers because if the topic's a bit dry,
that one's going to call So you've got to be
willing to engage in a really dry topic and be
passionate about it. And we called it the burly technique
(01:06):
where you dropped the burley and you're shaking the burley
and you're letting the fish come.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That's what Matt's doing. Now, that's what you do as
a caller.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You've got to shake the burley and then the host go,
oh yeah, this guy's into talking about this, okay, and
then you hit him with the spear gun. And the
example we gave them was the Murray Deeka, the famous
Marridka one where Caler was talking about the Test match
with the All Blacks Australia and talking about the first
half and the bench and the weakness of the bench
and everything, and he goes, you're exactly right, Kevin, the
(01:33):
All Black blah bla blah blah, and then he goes,
I'm just one more thing, Mary, you're a ballcunt, and
just drop that one in there. So these different techniques,
and then we went through the ten Acoto challenge with
just repetition, just to.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Derail it slightly.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But we wish him all the best, but I mean
he's doing well he's got thousands of thousands of fans
on the Hidaki that will be tuning in. I'm sure
there's going to be some temptation there because the relationship
always between the Hidaky audience and the host has been
kind of treated mean, keeping keen. You know, there's a
lot of abuse goes on some other Mondays, for example,
where you just abuse each other. Yeah, and sometimes that
(02:08):
can get construed as people being serious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So yeah, sure hat translate across the z be well.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I hope that they do think that they're taking it seriously.
It'd be great fodder for the other shows if we do.
You know, if people get in there and grenade it
then asking he will be like Jesus, listen to what's
going on in the afternoon show.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Have you heard what's going on in there? Your muppet?
I mean, there's going to be so many of your muppets, Yeah,
coming through, There's going to be a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
They may not even need to chum the waters because
I have been a producer for a talkback radio show
and the callers that you get through, you just get
some of the absolute nutters. There are people who call
through every single day and you're their only like lifeline
and that you're the only person that they talk to
during that day. We had one guy, God bless him,
and I felt bad from the first time he called through.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He said his his wife had just passed away, older gentleman.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They called him the next day and got on here
and imediately said, yeah, my wife's passed away. Then he
started lying about so he would call in and I'd
be like, oh, yeah, mate, how are you getting on today?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah? Good, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hey, look, we're talking about the all blacks at the moment,
So if you could just keep it on topic with
the all becks, Yeah, yes, sweet, I'll just talk about
the all blacks.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Gets on, Yeah, my wife died a man, what is
this at this point?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is this some sort of like perversion that you just
love telling people the grimmest shit that you could think of.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And the other one is on well, particularly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
On sports talkback, if you let a caller get to
their second point, it is racist. Every every single one
hundred percent of the time, the second point of sports
talk back caller is racist. It'll be like, look, the warrior,
is that just the the fitness isn't there this season?
And I think that's why we're not doing too well,
(03:45):
and then has to be like, yeah, that's great, that's
a good point. Anything else in your money, guess he'll
always inevitably a too many tonguins and they are always
they've always had a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You're like, come on, man, just count want he is
not be racist. For the second point, I did suggest
actually to man. I sent him a text and I said, look, this.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Will this will make your first show fly. Okay, talk topic.
Would a man have crashed that ship eighty I weight
hundred eighty ten eighty.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, the HMNZ is mono annoying. This is one of
the most embarrassing stories. So I think that we've had
as a country for quite some time. So we have
nominally a navy. It's parked over and Devon bought, which is,
you know, a pretty swanky suburban in Auckland. And I
couldn't really tell you what it does. Does it ping
(04:42):
people for undersized kenner And.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's more it's it's more.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
There to patrol our exclusive economic zone. So it's basically
to scare away mainly Korean and Chinese fishing boats sure
from coming and pillaging our resources. That's mainly what it's for.
It's not for any defense in there's no guns on it.
It's basically just a patrolling unit.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And even now and then it goes over to conduct
a reef a survey.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
They found the reef method.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just like there's massive boats way deeper than any of
the boats you've got. We're just swimming around your harbor
until we crashed into the fucking thing. That's the most
humiliating thing. It just crashed straight. I don't know, they
haven't really said what it's crashed into. I suspect we're
going to find out it's like the biggest reef in
some more that it's just completely destroyed. It burst into
flames before sinking. Yeah, that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Actually, you need to get some of it, of some
of the diesel that's going to be it's going to be.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It's not good for somemer Oh my god, can you
imagine how fucked off they'd be.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But you've come over here and then you've just sunk
at hundred million dollar boat.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You can imagine how Remember how angry we were at
the boat that ran into the arena, that ran into
the arena.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Live it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Leehart's still talking about it. He's still selling off
stuff that he found from the Rena disaster. I know,
and then and we've just gone over and done that.
It's one of the most embarrassing stories I think as
a nation, which would be it should be a shame
and we.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Can have a hond of it because no one died,
everyone survived, which was thankfully, no one perished.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And I saw in one of the stories this morning
it was saying it was a controversial decision to evacuate
the ship pretty early, but then within an hour the
whole thing was sun so it's not controversial.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's a pretty good decision. He crashed into the reef.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You can't reverse off it and also only one years
could anyway the rest of his might as well jump off.
It's only the driver and needs to still be on there.
But that is a great idea, Colin, what is it
eighty ten eighty? Well just call those Well look, if
as Pettel was white, he'd have one hundred testcaps. Let
(06:49):
us know your thoughts. Grand Final was on last night.
The Grannie disappointed with the Grannie.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I was hoping and I know you already said on
the met and jew shows when it was always going
to be a torrid affair some of you probably could
have shared with me last week. I was just, you know,
I like, I had so many Maltis on that game
in terms of anytime, tryscorers, points differential that I thought.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Surely one of them is going to hit.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I think I had seven different Maltese running, and stupidly
I had at least most of them two try scorers
from each team.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And I thought it was going to be like last
year's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I remember last year's final Brisbane that was a real
ding dong high scoring. I was like, fuck, yeah, little
did I know it's going to be a torret affair.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, No, I knew it was going to be a
turgid torret affair. I had a couple on the go
as well. They were both hinged on under forty and
a half points, which it was the end was sixteen eight,
sixteen six, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It was. It was tense, turgid. There was a lot of.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Different a lot of different storylines going on throughout that one.
There of course, there was the try no try, which
I've seen various different angles of on social media this morning.
None of them are conclusive. I do think it was
a try. It hit the turf, yeah, so it so
did the bunker.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So did the bunker. And then they said I was
sticking with the on field decisions. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And then this morning there's another angle that's doing the
rounds on social media. But what's misleading about that is
so he grounded it initially, then he was held up
and the one that's circulating social media this morning is
when he was held up right, It's like, yes he was,
there is an arm under the ball in that shot,
but he scored it before that, and that's the misleading thing.
There was also the bite. Oh bit he bite?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He cam Muncher? Did he bite? Did he not bite?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
This one's always a squirrely one again because like, was
he forcing his arm into the guy's mouth? Did can
Monster actually bite him?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I mean, I am if it did happen to I'm
with Can Monster. If someone puts something in your mouth,
you are within your rights to bite down. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I think that because if you someone sticks your finger
or elbow or something in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What if someone puts their face in front of your fist,
are you're allowed to punch them?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
If they put their nuts in front of your you're
throwing bunches and someone walks in to your punch, then
they deserve it.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'm not that's a fair point. So he just sounds
like he has a mouth. That's what's he supposed to do,
exactly designed to bite down, he'supposed to just yeah, take it.
Maybe a gag reflex kicked in with that arm when
him down.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Well maybe you could definitely tell when he pulled his
arm away. There was resistance to him pulling his arm away.
But yeah, I know you made this. One's happened quite
a few times over the last couple of years.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
They generally get done for biting.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And like I was saying on the Matt and Jerry
Show this morning, hopefully we play the Melbourne Storm early
doors next.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Year and the munch is gone. The munch is gone.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
The problem for us now is for the Kiwis. So
you said, Matt and Jewis show, Met's gone. Oh sorry,
the Jeremy and the Jeremy and Friends Show. It'll take
me a while to adjust to that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The big issue that we have now for the Kiwis
is that Jerome Hughes looked like he was injured, so
he was almost a no show in that game, and
he was limping around before that game even played, as
Jones had rung Seawan Johnson and said, if on the
off chance Hughes gets injured, would you be available for
the Kiwis? And just last week Sewan Johnson ruled himself
(10:09):
out And now Hughes is injured, So fuck knows who's
going to be playing in the halves for US.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I yeah, he Mighty Martin probably, yeah, I'd say so,
he's definitely clocked out. I mean you can't just come
back for the keiwis. Yeah, yeah, he's had a couple
of weeks off. He's probably.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
They did ask him and he said he tested the
old thing out, the Achilles out, and was like, nah,
the last thing you need is for your first year
of retirement to be rehabbing an Achilles.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
To be absolutely terrifying.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But at least myself and Chris Key will digest that
on the Mad Monday podcast later on this afternoon, Let's
take quick break and come back and talk a little
bit of AB's So this afternoon, the All Black Squad
will be named to go on the Northern Hemisphere tour.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It be about two o'clock. Hell of a tour. Hell
of a tour?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Ireland, England, France? Is that right? I believe so, Yeah,
that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We've basically just been on a shortened version of that. Yeah,
and if it's anything like what we did, it's going
to be a hell of a trip.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I did see.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So when they went over to South Africa, a few
of the guys have started like vlogging and making their
little YouTube videos and there about it. It was Artie
Savier and Mark Talia. They've given themselves some sort of
Backstreet boys nickname for these videos that they make. But
they're at the hotel pool and they were just hanging out.
But they were talking in the video that they really
wanted to just like jump into the pool, but they're
(11:31):
conscious of not looking like they're on holiday. They don't
want to be seen to be like just skiving off.
They must be so hard if you're on a European
trip like that. Anyone who's been on a business trip
to the overseas.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Well, Yeah, that's a good point and it's something you
you got to watch out for with your how your
social media looks when on.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
A work trip. Yeah, and tv.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Insead have been suffering this for a while when they're
making cuts, and then the exec team was over in
Lay at some sort of content conference. That photo of
them like on the desert and helicopters and.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Shit like that. But you've ready got to just shut
it down.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
The unfortunate thing for us as we go over there
under the guys of it as a beer garden tour.
People need to see us drinking beers in a beer guarden,
so it kind of works the other way for us.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But it's all staged because you know, you'll see the
photos of us doing that, You'll see me falling over
on the traveler. But rest assured, we're on the Excel spreadsheets,
we're in the emails.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Absolutely that beer, you know, at that moment in time,
sure it's full. And then when you see ex someone's empty. Yeah,
but I've just tipped that out, swapped it, swapped it.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
With another one. Actually didn't touch to drop a beer
on that whole trip. I'm still got the Bavarian I've
got the Bavarians.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So I've still got the Bavarians as well. I'm desperately
struggling to shake it off. On Friday, there was a
long lunch at Prago for Matt heaths leaving, which he
did not pay for, and.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
We mist win. The bill came. He ate like a king,
drank like a king. Did he what? I don't know
who did pay for that bill. I had to believe
though it wasn't me. It wasn't me either. I also
had to leave.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But my point was at about seven o'clock I fell
asleep on the couch on Friday night and I slept
for like sixteen hours. This bloody jet legs no joke.
It's out of control and I'm still so stuffy. Anyway,
The long short of all of that is, do TJ
and Sam kin go to the Northern Hemisphere tour?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'd see that Jk's He's come out swung and saying no, TJ. No,
they need to concentrate on Cortes, Noah, Hotham and roy
Gard should be their priority, given that they're going to
be the probably three half backs going into the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, I teem to agree a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
But the Sam Kine one as well was interesting because
he signed up Japan for the next three years come
on of January, so he's not going to be on
the scene for the next World Cup.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
All the All Blacks for the next three years.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
So that's an interesting call because do you bother or
do you take our best number seven or do you
say right time to move on?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Dolt and Papa you don't preach you, it's yours, I think.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I think the difference is I don't think anyone
would say that TJ has let the world on fire
when he's come on, Like, is he hidden shoulders above
any of those other guys, particularly if Roy Guard's.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Fine, Yeah, you know, he'd be our number one half back.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The difference I think with Sam Kaine is he probably
is that much better than Dalton Papa. Not that it's
not a shot at Papali. I'm just saying that Sam
Kine has been excellent. And I think this is the
thing that Raz has always going to deal with is yeah,
he's going to contend for the future, but he also
doesn't want to lose games as an allbecks correct, so
he has.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
To pick the best possible players and his backs against
all a little bit result wise, Yeah, at the moment.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So it's whether they go for results or they go
for the future. It'd be interesting.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I mean my gat is the old like the Scott Robinson.
I'll save last year he would go No TJ No,
Sam Kaine. I'm working towards the World Cup. Yes, but
since there's been so vet, since the season has been
a bit warbbly, you lose a couple of games, yes, totally.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Now all of a sudden you've gotta pick them. So
what two o'clock today? Yep, there's an ounce.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Two pm today. I reckon there'll be at least one
boult that we haven't thought of. It'll be it'll probably
be a prop that none of us have heard of,
can remember. But I reckon there'll be at least one
or two shake ups there. I think because going on
this Northern he was fair too, you know you might
as well.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And there's a there's a fifteen being made as well.
There's a second fifteen. What's fifteenth? There'll be twenty nine
blokes named in that one. So there's sixty going to
be sixty dudes.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yes, And the and the All Backs fifteen are only
playing two games. They play against Munster and then they
play against Georgia, presumably not in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like a massive traveling reserve bench, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I'd rather get picked for the fifteens. They're going to
have a good time. They're going to have a hell
of a time in Ireland. Yeah, and then probably play.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Georgia hopefully like twalking.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I was about to say somewhere that I don't think
they're going to go over to Georgia. Surely not. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I've got friends who went to Georgia about three or
four months ago.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You can do it in the United States Georgia or no, no, no, Georgia,
United States, that'd be better.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, But yeah, yeah, that'll be a hell of a tour,
like particularly if you're roy Guard, you know, and if
he gets picked that all Blacks fifteen just go over there.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Light monster up.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That's you're right though, that is going to be a
good time and then that's going to be the party
to it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Get pretty severely into the Guinness. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Then if you do go over to Georgia, great wine region.
Apparently they invented wine over there and Georgia it's what
they're saying. They got the George Georgian monks or something invented.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, that's exactly it. Have you seen just on Ireland
and having a good time with the guinnesses have you?
Is it just me? I'm skinning served a lot of
content about splitting the G? Yes, I am.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I yeah, so it's you know, it's about drinking a
Guinness first sip and until it goes and it splits
the G in half.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, and it's all glad. It's not just me.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, I'm getting like videos of Sydney Sweeney, you know
that one from the Hot Ones video. She's looking lustily
at the guy and it's like when she sees you
split the G in the first attempt.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Things like that. Yeah, okay, good. I was worried there.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I'm just being targeted, but it's working because I don't
want to go split the G.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Makes me on a fucking creamy, fucking point.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Speaking of rugby though and Ireland, the Rica Juanni and
Sexton thing just continues to blow. But I think this
came out actually on the Friday. We didn't address it
on the podcast, but obviously the books coming out from
Sexton and he was saying, you know, Rica Uannie told him,
don't miss your flight, enjoy retirement. You can't blah blah blah.
He called him a fake, humble fucker. And then I
(17:20):
think on the Friday, then Ricco Juanni posted to his
Instagram story was the photo of the two of them
with Zombie playing over the top of it.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah, which it's also the photo of Sexton mouthing it
looks like Janni's just walking away.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, it makes him look bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's real framing expert from there from Juannie. But then
so yeah, Zombie was like the song that they were
using as their sort of unofficial theme for the World Cup.
And then also the lyrics are in your head and
that's the part that he put on the Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And as much as.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I I'm kind of on Sixth inside on this at all,
but I just liked that there's a little bit of
a brew haha.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Though I love it.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, I love the fact that And also he's kind
of ruined the song for them by putting it up
as well. He's kind of taking but it's going to
make that Irish test so much more spicy. You Aren't
is going to be there, The fans will be well
aware of all this. Sixth will be in the crowd,
Johnny six Peace will be there. This is the kind
of ship we've been calling out for this This is
the UFC mouthing off kind of ship I've been asking for,
(18:27):
which is great, and I think they should let them
do more of that. I guarantee that at New Zealand
Rugby Central on Friday there were of being panic stations
around what procedures, who who authorized Rico to do that?
Did Rico did someone? And where they were like is
it as good as it bad?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
What the eyes are? My god? We need to do
we need to apologize to Irish Rugby? Oh my god,
what are we? That shit going on? We are mother
fans like fucking a Yeah, finally, but.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Because that test is going to be super spicy exactly,
and if Ireland win, they are going to sing that
fucking song loud and proud towards Rica Jani.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
So this storylines now, and this is what the NRL
has been doing a great job of these last few years,
and Rugby just can't get out of their own way
with this kind of shit. Yeah, I hope that they.
I think that they'll play that when they come out Ireland.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
And then if all Blacks win and then Rico just
goes up with the crowd and you were here, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And that's that's what it's about they'll singing in the
changing sheds if they win.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
This is great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So yeah, more of this and more of like characters
in the game and storylines rather than just show up,
watch the game clap politely. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, we know that rugby players respect the game and
we saw it with Sam Kain's hundredth cap. You know,
he got a tunnel walking off from the Aussie players
annual blacks and it was great and players will still
do that. But let them talk about a smack as well.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, just you only need like one or two of
them and each team. Yeah, everyone else can be the
nice guy, but you need a heal like in the
Wwe just sticking with rugby union as well for but
the NPC's down to the quarterfinals after Yes, Tartanaki took
the shield off.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Tasman got it for this summer. They've got it for
the summer.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
They won't have another challenge for the for the rest
of the season and god, it must feel good. It's
also very annoying for me because I really wanted South
Canterbury to be able to take a bus trip.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
They're not going to make it to Taranaki Tatanuky's about
as hard to get to as anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
It's as harder to get to then Napier where was
where they had to go last time.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, those are sort of the only two parts of
the country I hadn't been to as a South Candebrian
because they're not on the way to anywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You've got to. They're left and right. I've still never
been to Gisbet. They left and right of State Highway
one there. Yeah. So yeah, they've got the shield shield fever.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They've got a stacked team too, if you if you
look at that team, they've got the Napkin back there
at fullback. Yeah, klein Bush here, just just stacked across
the park, that Tartanaky team.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And they whipped them as well.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, they whipped them forty two nineteen or something like that.
So then yeah, this weekend the quarter finals, you've got
Wellington versus Counties. It's at Wellington, the Battle of the Bay,
Bay of Plenty versus Hawks, Bay Tot then Totanak you
take on the White Kattow at Eero Stadium.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And Tasman versus Canterbury. So some good matchups this weekend
at the MPC.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, it has, and I'm disappointingly Auckland got pepped in
a thriller yesterday at at Auckland Grammar, which actually ruined
my three way, So means that means how did your
three way go? How did South Canterbury go? Because I
know that Carl missed out and his one too, maybe
dick by warning and I went dick into butt as well,
(21:31):
So I don't know. I will try and.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Log it and log back in and that's fine. But yeah,
so point the end of the NPC.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, you're right though, it has been a the games
I've watched, and that's not heap to them for the NPC. Yeah,
they have been cracking games like high scoring, close, plenty
of all blacks playing or former all blacks or fringe
all blacks playing.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
So I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
with yours please.
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Speaker 5 (22:07):
Of the.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
South Canibridge did not cover the spread, but they did
win forty three thirty eight over Westcast thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
They leak thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, twenty four points was the head start I gave
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Speaker 6 (22:30):
Gulane, congratulations on the book. One an amazing way to
mark ten years of the ACC mania. Some of the
stories and there would piss you off if you could read.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
The book's got me thinking what items would be in
the ACC Museum. Obviously shit shirt would be the newest
tent tree. I'd love to see the text machine, you know,
all these texts are there? Is the horrors that that
thing has seen, a mold of Jason Hoyt's bats, the tissue,
is it camera?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is it soap?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
What do you think what else would be in there?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
We've discussed this, haven't we? Or was this the New
Zealand Sporting memorabilia? Yeah, well we've got a lot of
it in the studio, don't we.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
We've got signed boxes from Karen Reed, Brenda McCallum, a
few other.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Bits and pieces.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
The photo of Jays getting his baps, out when we
won the World Tiest Championship.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I think if we're going to have an ACC museum,
it would be like a Madame two sword's wax.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes, figurine of Jace with the baps out. I mean,
I'd be quite happy with it.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
With Jason in terms of Riggs, He's given a good
account of photo he has and I think that's why
he's quietly quite happy about it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, not so happy about the book. But there's the
brick of cocaine.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
There is the bricker cocaine that's come with us obviously
icing sugar, but it's making about it. But it's been
stabbed so many times by various authorities thinking it is real. Yeah,
we've had to Actually there's actually lots of bit so
celtatee pluck it back up again. Yeah, interesting is there is? Yeah,
there's the milk of the gepsy tissue. It's the photo
(23:58):
of the perineum as ship shirt now has to go
in there. Well, you can house everything in the caravan,
because that's a that the caravan itself is an item
that should be that should be recognized as a national treasure.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, slash also burnt to the ground.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Something about it I'd be quite sad if we did
burn into the ground. Though there's something there's something quite
nice about the fact that it's still around.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's still got a warrant, still semi functional.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And every time I've taken it in for a warrant,
they've said, yeah, it's past, but there is some rust
that's going to require some attention at some point. But
we just seemingly never approached that point.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
No, I don't know how. I think it's fast approaching.
When the exle falls off on State Highway one, we know, I.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Mean the hatch did there's an original hat baggie cap yep,
behind you.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
The baggie's the I mean all the steate of the
ship hats over the years. Every year there's a different one.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So it's a collection of those, the pads that fell
off Jason Hoyd's leagues.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yes, I've got them. I've got them, the black flaps,
the colond of black flaps, all sorts of merchandise items.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Also the hairy JF T shirts, Yes, the Cory Anderson
T shirts, all the World Cup T shirts that came out. Yeah,
We're magnificent, Steady of the Ship ones, the champion ones, Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
A lot of stuff, but the text machine thing, we
get thousands of texts per game. Yeah, so it would
be so hard to put it on and when we could.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Last year we received fifty four thousand text messages Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, see, that's exactly it. It's so hard.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Like even last night commentating, they're come in so thick
and fast that you're like, I can't I can't keep
track of these. We're asking last night where because people
were tuning in from around the world, so we said,
let us know where you're watching. One guy send us
in a message from his pager. He was watching in Beirut.
There was there was another guy.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Watching in a trench in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Someone else was like seventy five meters below the summit
of Everest and they were watching.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Someone said a wreck from a reef, and some more
about fifteen people I reckon the entire boe.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So once they disembarked, they must have gone into up
here and then just found somewhere to watch it. But yeah,
we had about fifteen decks saying that they were on
a boat and some more they just might have to
pop off and go and watch the game on sure, Yeah,
but no I think there'd be there'd be plenty of
stuff that we put in there.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh this hat now, the chicken head, the chicken hat,
we're talking about it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The grease stains, the dancing chicken hat that Laye had
on his headed October face, and these grease stains on
it from when I hit you so hard in the
bumper cars.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The whiplash it flew off.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
It was like it was like one of those hits
you see, one of the get googe because you've seen it.
You don't see someone coming, like you're passing this way
and someone hits you from that way in the ribs.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
That's what it was like. You're still making you I
was blind, drunken. It was like the one moment that
I can remember from that day. It was just rounding
the corner and seeing your car stall and my eyes
just lighting up.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
You've got this chicken hat. It was dancing away making
this noise. Oh no, And I around the corner and
say this.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's why it's got all the
grease and creple over it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, it's disgusting, look at it. Yeah it is filthy. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Ship shoot to be the latest addition to the a
SC Museum.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Another caller here yours? Please? Yeah, yeah, Mary, first time,
last time. Listen.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Enough of the butter, give us the grease, give us
the good oil of what we're down in Episodam.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Let me on your substack. How do we hear about that?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I don't have a substance. We're not planning on heavy
in a substance. Look, I'll let you know the full oil.
If you ever see me at a bar or a pup,
come and see me, buy me a being, I'll tell
you the full oil.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I can't I can't put it out.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
On a into a into a forum which you get repeated.
But I can do it face to face because then
I can deny it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, that's right, and will and will tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
But I think we were, for the most part fairly
transparent what happened in Amsterdam?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Did I tell?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I told the story of the woman counting cash with
ther baps out in the red light district? We outlasted
the red light district on our first night. That's right,
not quite what I remember it, the red light district.
But no, I don't think we left too much out.
I mean we spent a good hour describing Naden, which
was the whole day of our lives.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yes, you can probably work out what went on there, Yeah,
exactly from the dogship.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Which yeah, but anyway, if you see, if you see
laying out and about, ask him and he will tell you.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
One last call at yours.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Please come on and I have baby.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Fuck hell.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Gary Freeman won the w M in the early nineties. There,
wors come on, call yourself a fucking league AnyWho, fuck
recage there.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
So yeah, I thought Gary Freeman. I thought the Wizard
had won something in the past.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, I must apologize to him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, dear friend of mine, Gary as well, had a
lot to do with him over the past few years.
And yeah, just to disrespect him like that, I just
like to apologize to him. But I'd like to apologize
to the call of their and the wider ACC community.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Won't happen again. Gary Freeman.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Interesting because you know you had you had the Benji
Marshall step. You remember that everyone was doing the jump,
But before that there was the Gary Freeman socks down
end diver end pass. Yeah, we used to primary school
socks down. But the past was wasn't a spiral, wasn't
anything else. But it's the full end on end Gary
Freeman pass. That was I remember as a kid, just
(29:48):
everyone doing that and d just socks down your.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Full wism, powerful stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
All right, let's knock this thing on the head for today.
Thank you very much to everyone who got involved on
the old yours. Please fire through a few more as well.
We see if we can actually tried this morning to
get one of the Taranaki players on who won the shield.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Haven't heard back from them this morning. They're just cleaning
the resin off the shield.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I reckon they might be repairing the shield, So hopefully
we can get someone on down the track to find
out if that shield's still in one piece. Otherwise, we'll
see you tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of the Gender Podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
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