November 5, 2024 • 28 mins
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Newstalk ZB's Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart & ACC Head G Lane to analyse the US Election and address the silent majority of voters who the ACC believe they could represent in the next NZ elections (0:00).
Plus all the washup from the Melbourne Cup including who won big and an all-time story of someone turning their win into a loss (18:30)...
Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (26:44).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the sixth of November.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export Vulture.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning, Julane, morning, and good morning mad Heath. Thanks
for having me on the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Used to talk zed Be's very own mad Heath.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I had an interesting experience. You know, it's the
election day today. Yes, so I was just talking to
my mate christ you know, Chris and Liz, they were
a part of that fantasy league. Yes, because I was
also talking about Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You know Jemmy Wells. I was talking to Jeremy Wells.
He's part of my fantasy but not my fantasy league. Yeah. Yeah,
that's the truth for a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But he was saying when he was on America, he
couldn't find anyone that was talking about the election. And
I talked to Chris and he said none of his
friends ever talked about the election. They talk about sport
all they ever talk about in his WhatsApp groups with
his mates back home in America is sports, sports sport.
No one in the family ever brings it up. And
he was just saying, people in New Zealand talk about
the American election so much more then people over in America.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That's because there's nothing else going on. Yeah, surely.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I think we just see the social media and we
see the cable news, and we just think that everyone's
running around with the heads on fire over there thinking
about the election. All they care about is the NFL
team in the fantasy leagues. Yeah, that's that's all Americans
really hear around.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So do you think it's a platform that both candidates
have really missed out on as those fantasy league platforms
are just getting campaigning in there?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, how would you get into? So you just, I mean,
how many fantasy leagues can Trump join?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh yeah, he could one open league with a group
chat in there and he just chats shit every time
he meets people.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That'll be the way to do it. Oh man. Yeah,
everyone joined.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A smash man on the weekend, destroyed him, don't pick
up said asthetic.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He left the quarterback on the bench, got more squat,
more points in the quarterback you play.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And left I left my starting word receiver on the
bench too, and they said, don't said this is the
greatest move.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It was amazing. Is incredible that zero to scoll a beer.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's the future. It's a few.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I mean they're panicking about TikTok and all that ship
they get on the fantasy leagues.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think that's their problem because they always talk about
how they can't get to men and elections. They go,
how can we get men to engage? How can we
get me in to do this?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And that? It's like men are engaged.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Or have they're just engaged in sports, sports or have
the polling boosts strippers?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
How that you go in and basically as you're lining up,
there's just shows going on.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
They got Karmela masks on, yeah, or those beeres what
those beeres votes?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
There's like a vote and a line. Yeah, you get
a lot of young men involved.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well yeah, but after watching that Larry David episode where
you know he gave the bottle of water to someone
in the queue and the election, yeah yeah, yeah, I
don't think we can middle too much from the actual
polling booth itself.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's right, you'd want to do the line afterwards?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, what about if every like, because you can gamble
on the election over there, what if they count did
your bet slip as a vote?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, so you bet and that yeah, and that counts
of the vote. Yeah, but I guess it would always
be they'll.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Be complicated because you'd be betting with your heart rather
than your mind. Yeah, because you might want the other candidate.
Women think that there candidates, it's everyone's going to win.
It's like happiness insurance.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, if you're a Democrat, and but you're like, it's
gonna win though, isn't he? So I'm gonna put'm gondy
on Trump.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, so your your ta B account that the equivalent
has now being attached to a voting machine in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
See, that's a good idea. He's been on fifteen horses
in the NFL team and could you drop a hundred undy?
Do you get more?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I think I think maybe it should just be an
additional element to your bet. So you say you're betting
the forty nine ers, you know, the lines ten or whatever,
and then at the bottom of goes who you're voting
for and your press Trump or would like to box
that up Withamala Harris.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's not a it's not a bit, it's just your vote.
So you just just basically it adds it into the
multi it's doesn't go to the odds.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's just your electrical vote. Now you get a odds boost. Yeah,
have you check your politically are people getting why are
people thinking like that? How do we engage me in
and politics? Yeah, you're not listening to us exactly telling
you how to do it. Platforms and fantasy league platforms.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They're probablyy're not listening to obstensibly sports podcasts, Yes, to
find out how to engage. We're telling you exactly how
to talk to us. This is why clients come to us.
This is why we've got so many you know, partners. Yeah,
because they know we can talk to me.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Because Yeah, because they go I don't know why or
how they engage with them, because I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It seem like the dumbest people that know very little
about anything. How are you engaging with such a large audience.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's exactly the reason. You've just explained.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The reason why because the people that work at these
advertising companies, the people that work in the mainstream media.
I don't sound like Trump now, but they are. They
are like, they're not just your average degenerate piece of
ship dude. And that's why then when they talk to us,
that's why they don't understand. They're like, look, I don't
get you said to him, and I don't get what
you're doing, but for some reason people listen to it.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, this is why all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's like when the Harris campaign or people affiliated to
it tried to make that ad where they had a
bunch of tough looking men saying that they weren't afraid
to vote for Carmela.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Did you see that They got it so wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, because to a appealed to mean you'd have to
do something stupid in the ad.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
H have to be irresponsible or or a nutshot. Yeah
you're right, yeah, or yeah, a down trail.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
When someone's talking, yeah, like one of the guys has
got I'm not afraid to vote for a woman downtrail. Yeah,
then it would have at least engaged next guy. Aer
guy like like a guy's got like an axe. It's
just for the shopping. Would I'm not a fairy to
vote for a woman? You're like, okay, mate, well throw
the exit something.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, that's what put it in your boot, put it
right between your toes, may pants down and pushes you over.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'd vote for Carmelos. I reckon. Geez, we could run
a pretty powerful political campaign.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, they're failing to get the really don't give a
ship vote.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
That's really hard to get that don't give a ship vote. Yeah,
you have to not give a ship to get it.
There's a lot of them out there. People don't give
a ship. Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We could speak to the person who doesn't give a ship.
If you're listening to this podcast right now, chances are
you don't give a ship.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Your chances up. You've given up on everything on life, Yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You're not trying to get smarter. We're educated, you're not
trying to spend your time in a sensible way.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Up to fifty dollars bonus back if you vote, bonus care,
shal bonus bit, bonus caresh okay care that you can
withdraw that if you want to.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, that match your deposit if you if you vote.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We'll work for any political party as well in New Zealand.
Fuck you just come to us whatever you want to
if you want to stup it up your vote Yep,
we've got dumb cuts cover. That's a great key demo
that they're not they're not taking.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It so long.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Dumb cuts nationwide have been neglected. They need a voice,
the voice of the dumb counts the idiocracy, or you
do the rallies is gar up and buffer beer and
and then just leave the stage.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The black Glass is basically a political rally for the
you're standing in front of them to be launch it,
to be launch it in January.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
They still take it's available for that by the way,
people of Christ you to get onto it because the
party zones still they still take its available to the
parti zone.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
But you don't know is that it's a political parties. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
We've got we've got the mind control devices. You get
a free sports here, you get a free party shoot,
you get a free steat of the ship.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And you get a free beer.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This has been the end game of the a SEC
all the long. Yeah, we're going to act a C
C T. Not the T stands for we'll get them
behind Trump. But yes, either of you is fire up
the fireworks last night. You actually had some tense negotiations
around the fireworks.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
We did.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, and like, Matt, you would have you've been through
all this with your sons. And I got the message.
I sent message I get five weeks in the way
home to the bear half and she said, it's Tuesday.
I'm not really into it, don't bother, and I was
like h and I just responded, that's not going to
go well. Five minutes later, a text and a call
(08:11):
from my son, twelve year old son.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Please please, please please please, can you pick up fireworks?
And you can't deny them?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And so we bought a big box of fireworks, and
like boys do, daughter didn't want anything to do with that.
She sat inside and made drank tea with mum. And
the two boys went outside in their pajamas and just
lit shit on fire for an hour and a half, tried.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
To make it as dang and I was sad.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Turned the North Shore into Fallujah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
And what they do was pretending when when the big
Roman candles go off and explode, they're pretending to shoot.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Each other and the other one would drop to the ground. Yeah,
but good fun, good wholesome fun. Get a wholesome fun.
So we cave.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
We caved in the end, and and it was pretty easy.
They just they just want to light stuff on fire
and exploded.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I had this is a topic you sit down and
took back and I was like, fire crackers, fireworks rule,
fire crackers rule. Ship you would have made there, would
have got the fane reel is the only thing I'll
come out out against was Catherine Whels. You know the
ones you take. But what the spinning wheel of hell
brings no joy to anyone.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Anything smaller than your fist or you know like that
I think are worthless. You know, the little tiny smoke
bombs that go, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What what struck me?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yesterday's even goes what about the dogs? But it's like
the dogs are terrifying people all the time. It's like
what about the cats? Cats don't give a ship my
feel about how terrifying life is. Birds Yeah, I mean
dogs ski more people than fireworks. Scared dogs definitely, and
a critical of the dogs to be whimpering inside, going
(09:41):
I don't like fireworks.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, I think it's I think it's the dog owners
they're bringing up seas. Yeah, because dogs in general, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It can be.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
My dog's very small, very lame, but hardcore, and he
loves fireworks and he's not scared of anything.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It up with fireworks. That's right. You're randomly lit off
a firecracker in the house throughout the year just to
keep coling on of toes. Got your gollin And.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Also I reckon the killer argument against fireworks and animals
is thunderstorms. You just can't you can't stop, you can't
bean thunderstorms, and you can't regulate when they're going to happen.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I think my dog goes off more loud cars that
decades going past with blow off valves.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And if the benchmarkers would scare a cat, then we
should ban chip packets, paper bags.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Doors, doors, dogs. My mate logan out of my cat.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
So think we should just you scare the piss out
of your cat when you shaved your beer. Yeah, for
Chris's stag clean mustache is a clean shaven, clean shaven
mose been there.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
If you've got shoes on a hardwood floor, my cat.
There's a lot of things that.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, and there was a good there was an advertising
campaign around banning fireworks.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, and your your pet could contribute with their poor print.
You know you're in there.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's there was people taking their toddlers to protests and
claiming those numbers.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
That doesn't it also isn't painting you pit's poor more
of a a all rights violight. I didn't. I didn't
investigate actually how they did it, but I just heard
the end.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And went the thing is like you can't ask your
dog not to be scared. I mean you can bring
it inside. Yeah, yeah, the only running around that's that,
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
But the only sho I've got with Guy Fawk's fireworks
is it's on the wrong day. Yeah, moved to Matariki, Like,
move it to somewhere where it actually means a little
bit something, because I think Matadiki would be a good
way to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, I think you don't throughout Guy Fawks because it's
a very very cool and fun festival that goes back
four hundred and nineteen years.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
There isn't stuck around is cool. It's ultra violent. People
keep saying why we celebrating it celebrates violence. It's like Easter.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, everything we do has to be weird and cool
for us to really get into it, right, sock. But
I think you're right it should be around Matadiki because
then it's that it's darker earlier. Yeah, so people aren't
letting off fire crackers so late. Part of the problem
now is people stay up really late waiting for it
to get dark.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Before they can get off their fireworks.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
And I hate to say, there's a lot of New
Zealanders who probably don't know what the Martiniqui is.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Throw some fire weeks in there and now I means
super week in super week in you've got Martiniqui one day.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Move Halloween as well, move all into that zone. I've
talked about it. Just make a super week in.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We talked about this, But I think the brilliance of
Matadique is also it's fucking cold, so people aren't going
to be out there Wednesday, Thursday, Friday still doing the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's too cold, you know how, just stands and it's
not going to sit the whole country on fight because
good luck getting any kind of fire going around there. Tommy, Yeah,
I think we've fixed Well, they don't do it in summer,
and no, it's in November, so it's they've already got
to sort it out. That is a great point. We
got to move Christmas as.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, all right, Yeah, move Christmas to Christmas should be
in July.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, move it No, I like when Christmas is because
everyone's off at the same time in the middle of summer.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, but it.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Destroys news in the productivity because we we we were.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Off for so long weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We've got a neutral now because we've got summer and
Christmas all the same time, and we just we shut
it down in November.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
We don't fire it up again till late Abruy. You say, oh,
so we do something on Februy twentieth. No, no, I
wan'll be back. I just can't wait.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
When is the when's the date? Nice Stewart, When is
the date this year that you kick things to twenty five?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
If anyone listening to this podcast, this is my manager
asking me what.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
This is.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Pise.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It starts at the top asking your employees when we
should cock.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Get the touch for a year.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
This is entrapment November on November seventh, so we finish
on the eighteenth, because there's a cricket game on the eighteenth, right,
that's our last day. Yeah, jeez, December, it's definitely it'll
be in neutral. Yes, I'm probably putting the foot in
the clutch sort of last week November, mid week November,
probably in about five minutes.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Maybe I reckon it's December one.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I reckon December one when someone gives you some curly
project and you just go back with that, should we
kick this to twenty five and then invariably get out?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah? Good? Cool, Well that's next to your budget. Yeah, yeah,
it's good. It's Q one. That sounds more like a
Q one thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's it's like a AGE two and then when it
comes to Q one they go, wow, we'll wait to
the end of the financial year in March thirty one.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Each one was quite like that. I remember when someone
first centuries H one. I was like, what the fuck
is that? It's half one? I'm okay, what are you
get into sports analogies?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, that's where the quarters came. It's like anyone who
books a meeting at three thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
That's that's pointed when they do that, what it is
they're trying to make a point that you that you
slept off at lunch time.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
No, I think it's the point that they don't look,
I'm working.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Why wouldn't we book a meeting at five fifteen on Friday? Yeah,
but it's a fifteen fifteen minute meeting that everyone has
to be at. So we sit in this meeting for
an hour and then we come out of that at
four four thirty. Then what you expect me to sprint
for the next half hour to fix to finish whatever
you ask you us on You said you expect me
to sprint to catch up with everyone else that's been
at lunch all day and I'll be way behind.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Well that's well, yeah, I beg you to do that though,
Oh no, I'll catch don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But yeah, I was luck when I used to work
and drive radio at seven o'clock. You got to meet
your mates on a Thursday or Friday. They've been at
the pub for like five hours by then they'll waste it. Yeah,
well you just do that through the lee heart, just
stay with them and then go on here.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
So yeah, he starts on a Friday at too, and
just carries one back.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
When there was a bar that was still inside the
same building, there was there was a point at radio
hadak you we didn't need to leave the building to
end up at a bar.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Or there's a decision where you could either go to
the toilet or go to the bar. And when you
came back from the toilet, came out of the toilet
once again there was.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
A bar, and he came back with margaritas, one time
trays of cocktails. It was always a crosswords crossroads.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you I can remember them also the
bar owners coming over and goes, hey, have you guys
got some of our.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Glass with And I was like, because he was just
leaving those those big scoops and.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Then he goes and also chopping like like kind of
chacuterie boards and I'm like yeah, and I go to
the cupboards and it was just full of beer glassware
and chacouterie boards and say there you go.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
He goes, oh, thank Christ. All they'd come in and
be like did some did one of you guys order
like four mojitoes? It's surely not.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
We're on here doing a radio show. Why would that
have happened? One hundred sid All right, let's take a
quick break.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
When we come back.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We had to talk about the race that stopped two
nations yesterday at the Melbourne Cup. Just before we get
into the Melbourne Cup, we're selling Ford Falcon, which turned
a lot of heads yesterday.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
When I pulled up to the full time bar, there lane.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Did it turn heads because you curved it? Look this
is this is a nineteen ninety eight that's been around
for a while. It's been curved a few times. Okay,
most recently yesterday afternoon. I did ran that motherfucker under
the into the curve.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Did no damage but a bit of a scratch on
the tire. And look there weren't here to be expected
on a nineteen ninety eight Ford Falcon you.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
But we're selling it exclusively on Auto Trader.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
All proceeds going to mavimbus So a bunch of other
people of chipped one thousand dollars worth of petrol. Boucher's
grocery is iPhone sixteen, a Marshall and Bear fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I think there's a work site radio as well. Jeez. Yeah,
it's about five grands with the stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So wow, you can basically whatever you buy this from
the tray in the tray so whatever you buy this for,
subtract five grand.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
That's what you've actually packed, because you've also got five
grand with free shirt. Yeah. So he takes ut to
three two three six, go straight to the auction. How's
she running on trade? Oh my god, that's it is.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
It's our own goal. It's an own goal for us
because when I drives it every day. Yeah, and now
we're selling it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And to raise funds for November. But the but the
effect that's having on my mental health, yeah, cats, just
the fact that's going to hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Me cut me deep.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
He had it on auto bid to five thousand, Yeah
about five and yeah, it's up to seven already, so
it's still a bargain.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Half of the bids of me. You're bidding against me.
It is, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's stupid great cause fucks taking the top Yuke to
three two three six, real head turner and I actually ruined.
So Luke Kemy's from Boys Get paid. He was on
a ZB interview. He might have actually been.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
With you, No, I think it was with Darcy Watergrove.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, anyway, whoever tim you said I was looking for
someone to talk to about that MADBA club.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Well you wouldn't heard him, real wounded. Wouldn't we heard
a thing he said?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Because at four o'clock outside that bar turns into a
bus land, so I had to move it. They had
the tow truck literally parked in front of it and
they said, this is your last chance to move it,
so Luke could walk down on the footpath to take
a phone call. Then they couldn't hear a damn thing.
But yeah, we were at full time bar. We went
down there and watched the Melbourne Cup. You would have
watched it where.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I watched it upstairs? Yeah, level one.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, was there a sweepsteake going on? Yeah, sweepsteak as usual,
pucked out it pulled out one hundred and one horse, you.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Know, yeah, wow, she might have won.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, I didn't because there also one was playing one
hundred and that morning it was playing one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well it opened at one fifty. I think when it
jumped it had come down to like eighty or sixty
or something. So people knew something, but no one had that.
You can't tell me anyone knew that that horse was
going to win. A guy at full time he had
ten dollars on it at one hundred and fifty. Yeah,
and he cashed it in.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Wow, there's a guy.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
There's a guy in Australia that boxed up that got
all four in one three point two million. I saw that, Yes,
and how yes, another one that's actually an insane person.
He shouldn't be celebrated because there's no way you could
have known that. That's just a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, he must have had a lot. He must have
been sprinkling a lot. Well, that's the other thing. It
wasn't just one bet.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So one of the people who hit this one was
the Titans full wack slash center slash half aj Brimson. Yes,
so he posted to his Instagram story or meet me
at whatever bar because I've just he put one hundred
dollars on one ten grand on the winner, and then
he had scribbled out his other two. I've actually got
the image, the photo on the back page. You can
see here he's hit the ten thousand dollars. Then he
(19:51):
scribbled out the last two bets that he had. Now,
the issue with them was people saying it's illegal for
him to gamble on rugby league. So you know what
were the other two bits? And I said, look, they're
going to be horses. You don't just come out of
the woodwork and bit randomly on one horse. But if
you look at it, yeah, they're balls. There's a rugby
ball ah on both of the things.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
He scribbled out, what an own goal?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's a massive own goal because he hasn't quite scribbled
it all out.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, he's scribbled out what it was that he was
bidding on. But there's a horse or a ball logo
and it's a ball.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
And ain't smart.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's that's an own goal because you could have just
not put anything.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Up, or he could always could just say it's rugby
union or crop it so that you couldn't see that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But do you know, do you know what kind of
ball it is? Do they have a different ball for
rugby union to rugby leaves?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I haven't looked at that. I don't know what what
platforms he on.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's one of those Australian ones, some sort of sports books. Yeah,
so he's got but just screenshot it. Knight's choice because
I was going to say, I was saying, nobody just
bits on one one hundred dollars shot. You know, you
sprinkle a few and you also bet on the races beforehand.
So I was like, no, that's all he would have
been doing. But no, when you actually look at it,
he the last two bits he plays were on rugby.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
If I'm him, and what's the chance that the league
guy is betting on rugby union league.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
People don't even know union existing.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But then also his team hasn't played in quite a while,
you know, because they've got knocked out of the fire.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't even know if they made.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So would he be allowed to bet on the you know,
like the internationals Tongue Kiwi's because not on the Australian team.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, so they're kicked us putting some money on Tonga. Yeah,
maybe that could be his defense. But he's going to
have to show what those bets are now, isn't he.
He's going to have to at least front to the
integrity committee. Fuck man.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I mean, because if it was rugby union or it
was he just come out and go it was it
was all blacks Island or all backs, yeah England.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
But he hasn't I don't think. Well, the NRL said
they're not looking into it, so they don't seem too
worried about it.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
White white wash.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Up, the whitewash up, work wash investigation straight in there,
good white wash man.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
They they just like hold the line.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Till dickheads on podcasts start talking about something else, which
will be it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They can only hold the pressure for about twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Four hours, so there's a chance that there's a massive
gambling thing going on in the NRL. But Whitewash investigations
have got their hands on the good people at white Wash,
good people.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
They are good people.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
They constantly surprised me about their efficiencies.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, it's only that story has just gone another beast
of what they do. Speaking of stories, there is a
story developing right now. Because it's developing, I am going
to say the name of the person who's involved in
the story, but I would like, Adam, if you could
please to beep the name of this person, because we
don't know the outcome of the story.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yet, but I do want to address it so you
can talk about it now. And if you hear it
not beep, that means that it's gone right, Yeah, come.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Right, Okay, that people all of that. Last night he
was down at full time bar with us. He was
dishing out throughout the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I don't don't listen to because he gave me two
chips and then both of them he goes, always go
top to, always go to. I mean, you know, you
sit on the nose, I always go top two.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Made an accidental bit I'm seeing him. Yeah, yeah, you
accidentally dropped.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, the excellent dropper and the armed forces they refer
to that as an unlawful discharge. That's when there was
a bullet in your chamber that shouldn't have been there
and you accidentally fired. So anyway, this person who I
did name but shall remain unnamed, then carried on, kicked on,
had a couple of wins, I think, eventually got up
(23:41):
and was just like, yeah, we're on. Also, the Melbourne
Cup is not the last race of the meat, so
you can hang around and chase your losses for a
couple of hours if you want to get to later on,
like way later on. And he was over served by
this stage. He woke up this morning and just had
lost everything. All of his stuff was gone.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I can't remember pass eight thirty, Pass eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Obviously he was there for work purposes, so he had
his work gear with him, so that he wakes up
the next morning his bag with all of his work
gear and it is gone. And so now he's having
the hall of the walk of shame, call of shame
where he has to ring the bars and say, hey, mate,
have you found a bag there with all this stuff
in there?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So he's ringing around demons. He's asking this person in
the person, have you got any context? Because I can't
find any of my stuff. He's shown up also in
an unwashed shirt this morning anyway, So he starts looking around.
He gets he's got a friend that he was with
last night. That friend was also ringing around the bars.
To try and help him find his stuff. They send
(24:43):
him an email, Hey, good text, good news. We've checked
security camera footage. Do you know this guy he's wearing
your bag, he's walking it out. It's the guy that's
helped try and find the bag.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
He's picked up the bag because he left it and
then probably lost it after that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Now hung the place that found the bag, and they
sent them a photo of himself with the bag.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
He's joined his own search party.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
What's ever the Disappointingly for me, I left my sunglasses
there as well, and I texted can you grab my sonnies?
And he's go, yeah, I got him, and he set
a photo of me with them on doing double fingers
at me. And at that moment I got that, at
about nine, I was like, I ain't seeing those sunglasses again.
And then this morning I said, hey, he goes don't
ask me. I've got a better story. I've lost everything.
(25:27):
I've lost everything, and you're he goes my bag. Your
sunglasses are in the bag, my computer's in the bag.
Everything's in the bag.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
But there's quite a famous story out of Ohio I
read about once, and it was this bus tour and
they got off the bus and then they got back
on the bus and someone was missing. And then they
went searching and searching and searched for hours and hours
and hours and hours, and then they started a grid
pattern and then finally someone found a picture of the
person that got it. They got it sent through and
(25:53):
then they held it up and handed it down the line.
And then one guy said, oh, that's me. So this
guy had been on a search party. Look this, it's
the same thing. He'd been on a such party for
himself for eighteen hours at that point. And that's basically
that's basically what's happening. What's happened this morning. So if
you hear the name of that, it means it's all resolved.
If you don't, it means we've protected him for employment reasons.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, but yeah, that was one of the best stories
out and prayers. Yeah, good stuff out of the Melbourne Cup.
All right, let's take one more quick I call that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It's not a double barrel name, it's just something well
you can yeah, if it'll be fine, Let's.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Take a quick break for Adam to frantically go back
and pep all of those names out, and then we'll
come back and rip through.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yours please, yours please, brought to you by Leader Home.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
And I don't think we've done yours please on a
couple of days this week, so we need to get
through the backlog here.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
First call you yours please.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Hey, I.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Know yours please.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
He's on Friday. Your please on Monday, bring fucking yours
please back mate for fucking desperate people out here that
rely on that ship. Mate. You're fucking holding out on us, mate,
fux bring it back. I'm struggling here, bring it back.
I need to bring it back. Change bring it back, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's bad, that's back.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
So yeah, asking you a receipt, yes, that's rights. And
that's why it's back. It's quality, quality, yours pleases like that.
That's why we brought it back. This is why we
brought it back, and and like this one yours please?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Hey, Yeah, I just.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Want to follow off that last one. Apologies about that
probably went a bit over the top there. Yeah, I
would love yours please to come back. Really enjoy it mate,
So yeah, thanks for yours please and bring it back please, great.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Brought I think it's very me myself and Irene there guy,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, he's shown a lot of personal growth or why
he's running a multiple person he's a multiple.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
E also love that year we have brought it back
and it's just has two voice smails. Yeah, how does
that work? Worth?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
You know, he needs it, but he's just getting a
feedback look on him, loop on himself. Maybe that's what
he needs that. Maybe he just needs to hear himself.
Everyone just wants to be heard. And it sort of
circles back around to what we're talking about. Mean and
and that's what we understand about counts as you called them,
We just no not harm but us and that that
whole demographic that just needs to be seen.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You know what, that's a beautiful full circle moment. Let's
put a bar on at there show. Yeah, we're just
on the here. We just all need to be seen.
We all just want to be heard and we hear
you your dumb counts, and you hear more of us,
all right, but we hear you all right. It's like
this thing on the head seem busy.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning, Julane, morning, and good morning mad Heath. Thanks
for having me on the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Used to talk zed Be's very own mad Heath.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I had an interesting experience. You know, it's the
election day today. Yes, so I was just talking to
my mate christ you know, Chris and Liz, they were
a part of that fantasy league. Yes, because I was
also talking about Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You know Jemmy Wells. I was talking to Jeremy Wells.
He's part of my fantasy but not my fantasy league. Yeah. Yeah,
that's the truth for a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But he was saying when he was on America, he
couldn't find anyone that was talking about the election. And
I talked to Chris and he said none of his
friends ever talked about the election. They talk about sport
all they ever talk about in his WhatsApp groups with
his mates back home in America is sports, sports sport.
No one in the family ever brings it up. And
he was just saying, people in New Zealand talk about
the American election so much more then people over in America.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That's because there's nothing else going on. Yeah, surely.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I think we just see the social media and we
see the cable news, and we just think that everyone's
running around with the heads on fire over there thinking
about the election. All they care about is the NFL
team in the fantasy leagues. Yeah, that's that's all Americans
really hear around.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So do you think it's a platform that both candidates
have really missed out on as those fantasy league platforms
are just getting campaigning in there?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, how would you get into? So you just, I mean,
how many fantasy leagues can Trump join?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh yeah, he could one open league with a group
chat in there and he just chats shit every time
he meets people.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That'll be the way to do it. Oh man. Yeah,
everyone joined.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A smash man on the weekend, destroyed him, don't pick
up said asthetic.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He left the quarterback on the bench, got more squat,
more points in the quarterback you play.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And left I left my starting word receiver on the
bench too, and they said, don't said this is the
greatest move.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It was amazing. Is incredible that zero to scoll a beer.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's the future. It's a few.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I mean they're panicking about TikTok and all that ship
they get on the fantasy leagues.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think that's their problem because they always talk about
how they can't get to men and elections. They go,
how can we get men to engage? How can we
get me in to do this?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And that? It's like men are engaged.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Or have they're just engaged in sports, sports or have
the polling boosts strippers?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
How that you go in and basically as you're lining up,
there's just shows going on.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
They got Karmela masks on, yeah, or those beeres what
those beeres votes?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
There's like a vote and a line. Yeah, you get
a lot of young men involved.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well yeah, but after watching that Larry David episode where
you know he gave the bottle of water to someone
in the queue and the election, yeah yeah, yeah, I
don't think we can middle too much from the actual
polling booth itself.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's right, you'd want to do the line afterwards?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, what about if every like, because you can gamble
on the election over there, what if they count did
your bet slip as a vote?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, so you bet and that yeah, and that counts
of the vote. Yeah, but I guess it would always
be they'll.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Be complicated because you'd be betting with your heart rather
than your mind. Yeah, because you might want the other candidate.
Women think that there candidates, it's everyone's going to win.
It's like happiness insurance.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, if you're a Democrat, and but you're like, it's
gonna win though, isn't he? So I'm gonna put'm gondy
on Trump.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, so your your ta B account that the equivalent
has now being attached to a voting machine in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
See, that's a good idea. He's been on fifteen horses
in the NFL team and could you drop a hundred undy?
Do you get more?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I think I think maybe it should just be an
additional element to your bet. So you say you're betting
the forty nine ers, you know, the lines ten or whatever,
and then at the bottom of goes who you're voting
for and your press Trump or would like to box
that up Withamala Harris.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's not a it's not a bit, it's just your vote.
So you just just basically it adds it into the
multi it's doesn't go to the odds.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's just your electrical vote. Now you get a odds boost. Yeah,
have you check your politically are people getting why are
people thinking like that? How do we engage me in
and politics? Yeah, you're not listening to us exactly telling
you how to do it. Platforms and fantasy league platforms.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They're probablyy're not listening to obstensibly sports podcasts, Yes, to
find out how to engage. We're telling you exactly how
to talk to us. This is why clients come to us.
This is why we've got so many you know, partners. Yeah,
because they know we can talk to me.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Because Yeah, because they go I don't know why or
how they engage with them, because I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It seem like the dumbest people that know very little
about anything. How are you engaging with such a large audience.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's exactly the reason. You've just explained.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The reason why because the people that work at these
advertising companies, the people that work in the mainstream media.
I don't sound like Trump now, but they are. They
are like, they're not just your average degenerate piece of
ship dude. And that's why then when they talk to us,
that's why they don't understand. They're like, look, I don't
get you said to him, and I don't get what
you're doing, but for some reason people listen to it.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, this is why all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's like when the Harris campaign or people affiliated to
it tried to make that ad where they had a
bunch of tough looking men saying that they weren't afraid
to vote for Carmela.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Did you see that They got it so wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, because to a appealed to mean you'd have to
do something stupid in the ad.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
H have to be irresponsible or or a nutshot. Yeah
you're right, yeah, or yeah, a down trail.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
When someone's talking, yeah, like one of the guys has
got I'm not afraid to vote for a woman downtrail. Yeah,
then it would have at least engaged next guy. Aer
guy like like a guy's got like an axe. It's
just for the shopping. Would I'm not a fairy to
vote for a woman? You're like, okay, mate, well throw
the exit something.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, that's what put it in your boot, put it
right between your toes, may pants down and pushes you over.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'd vote for Carmelos. I reckon. Geez, we could run
a pretty powerful political campaign.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, they're failing to get the really don't give a
ship vote.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
That's really hard to get that don't give a ship vote. Yeah,
you have to not give a ship to get it.
There's a lot of them out there. People don't give
a ship. Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
We could speak to the person who doesn't give a ship.
If you're listening to this podcast right now, chances are
you don't give a ship.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Your chances up. You've given up on everything on life, Yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You're not trying to get smarter. We're educated, you're not
trying to spend your time in a sensible way.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Up to fifty dollars bonus back if you vote, bonus care,
shal bonus bit, bonus caresh okay care that you can
withdraw that if you want to.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, that match your deposit if you if you vote.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We'll work for any political party as well in New Zealand.
Fuck you just come to us whatever you want to
if you want to stup it up your vote Yep,
we've got dumb cuts cover. That's a great key demo
that they're not they're not taking.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It so long.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Dumb cuts nationwide have been neglected. They need a voice,
the voice of the dumb counts the idiocracy, or you
do the rallies is gar up and buffer beer and
and then just leave the stage.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The black Glass is basically a political rally for the
you're standing in front of them to be launch it,
to be launch it in January.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
They still take it's available for that by the way,
people of Christ you to get onto it because the
party zones still they still take its available to the
parti zone.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
But you don't know is that it's a political parties. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
We've got we've got the mind control devices. You get
a free sports here, you get a free party shoot,
you get a free steat of the ship.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And you get a free beer.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This has been the end game of the a SEC
all the long. Yeah, we're going to act a C
C T. Not the T stands for we'll get them
behind Trump. But yes, either of you is fire up
the fireworks last night. You actually had some tense negotiations
around the fireworks.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
We did.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, and like, Matt, you would have you've been through
all this with your sons. And I got the message.
I sent message I get five weeks in the way
home to the bear half and she said, it's Tuesday.
I'm not really into it, don't bother, and I was
like h and I just responded, that's not going to
go well. Five minutes later, a text and a call
(08:11):
from my son, twelve year old son.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Please please, please please please, can you pick up fireworks?
And you can't deny them?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And so we bought a big box of fireworks, and
like boys do, daughter didn't want anything to do with that.
She sat inside and made drank tea with mum. And
the two boys went outside in their pajamas and just
lit shit on fire for an hour and a half, tried.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
To make it as dang and I was sad.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Turned the North Shore into Fallujah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
And what they do was pretending when when the big
Roman candles go off and explode, they're pretending to shoot.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Each other and the other one would drop to the ground. Yeah,
but good fun, good wholesome fun. Get a wholesome fun.
So we cave.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
We caved in the end, and and it was pretty easy.
They just they just want to light stuff on fire
and exploded.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I had this is a topic you sit down and
took back and I was like, fire crackers, fireworks rule,
fire crackers rule. Ship you would have made there, would
have got the fane reel is the only thing I'll
come out out against was Catherine Whels. You know the
ones you take. But what the spinning wheel of hell
brings no joy to anyone.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Anything smaller than your fist or you know like that
I think are worthless. You know, the little tiny smoke
bombs that go, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What what struck me?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yesterday's even goes what about the dogs? But it's like
the dogs are terrifying people all the time. It's like
what about the cats? Cats don't give a ship my
feel about how terrifying life is. Birds Yeah, I mean
dogs ski more people than fireworks. Scared dogs definitely, and
a critical of the dogs to be whimpering inside, going
(09:41):
I don't like fireworks.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, I think it's I think it's the dog owners
they're bringing up seas. Yeah, because dogs in general, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It can be.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
My dog's very small, very lame, but hardcore, and he
loves fireworks and he's not scared of anything.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It up with fireworks. That's right. You're randomly lit off
a firecracker in the house throughout the year just to
keep coling on of toes. Got your gollin And.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Also I reckon the killer argument against fireworks and animals
is thunderstorms. You just can't you can't stop, you can't
bean thunderstorms, and you can't regulate when they're going to happen.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I think my dog goes off more loud cars that
decades going past with blow off valves.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And if the benchmarkers would scare a cat, then we
should ban chip packets, paper bags.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Doors, doors, dogs. My mate logan out of my cat.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
So think we should just you scare the piss out
of your cat when you shaved your beer. Yeah, for
Chris's stag clean mustache is a clean shaven, clean shaven
mose been there.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
If you've got shoes on a hardwood floor, my cat.
There's a lot of things that.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, and there was a good there was an advertising
campaign around banning fireworks.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, and your your pet could contribute with their poor print.
You know you're in there.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's there was people taking their toddlers to protests and
claiming those numbers.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
That doesn't it also isn't painting you pit's poor more
of a a all rights violight. I didn't. I didn't
investigate actually how they did it, but I just heard
the end.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And went the thing is like you can't ask your
dog not to be scared. I mean you can bring
it inside. Yeah, yeah, the only running around that's that,
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
But the only sho I've got with Guy Fawk's fireworks
is it's on the wrong day. Yeah, moved to Matariki, Like,
move it to somewhere where it actually means a little
bit something, because I think Matadiki would be a good
way to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, I think you don't throughout Guy Fawks because it's
a very very cool and fun festival that goes back
four hundred and nineteen years.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
There isn't stuck around is cool. It's ultra violent. People
keep saying why we celebrating it celebrates violence. It's like Easter.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, everything we do has to be weird and cool
for us to really get into it, right, sock. But
I think you're right it should be around Matadiki because
then it's that it's darker earlier. Yeah, so people aren't
letting off fire crackers so late. Part of the problem
now is people stay up really late waiting for it
to get dark.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Before they can get off their fireworks.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
And I hate to say, there's a lot of New
Zealanders who probably don't know what the Martiniqui is.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Throw some fire weeks in there and now I means
super week in super week in you've got Martiniqui one day.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Move Halloween as well, move all into that zone. I've
talked about it. Just make a super week in.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We talked about this, But I think the brilliance of
Matadique is also it's fucking cold, so people aren't going
to be out there Wednesday, Thursday, Friday still doing the fireworks.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's too cold, you know how, just stands and it's
not going to sit the whole country on fight because
good luck getting any kind of fire going around there. Tommy, Yeah,
I think we've fixed Well, they don't do it in summer,
and no, it's in November, so it's they've already got
to sort it out. That is a great point. We
got to move Christmas as.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, all right, Yeah, move Christmas to Christmas should be
in July.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, move it No, I like when Christmas is because
everyone's off at the same time in the middle of summer.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, but it.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Destroys news in the productivity because we we we were.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Off for so long weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We've got a neutral now because we've got summer and
Christmas all the same time, and we just we shut
it down in November.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
We don't fire it up again till late Abruy. You say, oh,
so we do something on Februy twentieth. No, no, I
wan'll be back. I just can't wait.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
When is the when's the date? Nice Stewart, When is
the date this year that you kick things to twenty five?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
If anyone listening to this podcast, this is my manager
asking me what.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
This is.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Pise.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It starts at the top asking your employees when we
should cock.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Get the touch for a year.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
This is entrapment November on November seventh, so we finish
on the eighteenth, because there's a cricket game on the eighteenth, right,
that's our last day. Yeah, jeez, December, it's definitely it'll
be in neutral. Yes, I'm probably putting the foot in
the clutch sort of last week November, mid week November,
probably in about five minutes.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Maybe I reckon it's December one.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I reckon December one when someone gives you some curly
project and you just go back with that, should we
kick this to twenty five and then invariably get out?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah? Good? Cool, Well that's next to your budget. Yeah, yeah,
it's good. It's Q one. That sounds more like a
Q one thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's it's like a AGE two and then when it
comes to Q one they go, wow, we'll wait to
the end of the financial year in March thirty one.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Each one was quite like that. I remember when someone
first centuries H one. I was like, what the fuck
is that? It's half one? I'm okay, what are you
get into sports analogies?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, that's where the quarters came. It's like anyone who
books a meeting at three thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
That's that's pointed when they do that, what it is
they're trying to make a point that you that you
slept off at lunch time.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
No, I think it's the point that they don't look,
I'm working.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Why wouldn't we book a meeting at five fifteen on Friday? Yeah,
but it's a fifteen fifteen minute meeting that everyone has
to be at. So we sit in this meeting for
an hour and then we come out of that at
four four thirty. Then what you expect me to sprint
for the next half hour to fix to finish whatever
you ask you us on You said you expect me
to sprint to catch up with everyone else that's been
at lunch all day and I'll be way behind.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Well that's well, yeah, I beg you to do that though,
Oh no, I'll catch don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But yeah, I was luck when I used to work
and drive radio at seven o'clock. You got to meet
your mates on a Thursday or Friday. They've been at
the pub for like five hours by then they'll waste it. Yeah,
well you just do that through the lee heart, just
stay with them and then go on here.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
So yeah, he starts on a Friday at too, and
just carries one back.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
When there was a bar that was still inside the
same building, there was there was a point at radio
hadak you we didn't need to leave the building to
end up at a bar.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Or there's a decision where you could either go to
the toilet or go to the bar. And when you
came back from the toilet, came out of the toilet
once again there was.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
A bar, and he came back with margaritas, one time
trays of cocktails. It was always a crosswords crossroads.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you I can remember them also the
bar owners coming over and goes, hey, have you guys
got some of our.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Glass with And I was like, because he was just
leaving those those big scoops and.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Then he goes and also chopping like like kind of
chacuterie boards and I'm like yeah, and I go to
the cupboards and it was just full of beer glassware
and chacouterie boards and say there you go.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
He goes, oh, thank Christ. All they'd come in and
be like did some did one of you guys order
like four mojitoes? It's surely not.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
We're on here doing a radio show. Why would that
have happened? One hundred sid All right, let's take a
quick break.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
When we come back.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We had to talk about the race that stopped two
nations yesterday at the Melbourne Cup. Just before we get
into the Melbourne Cup, we're selling Ford Falcon, which turned
a lot of heads yesterday.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
When I pulled up to the full time bar, there lane.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Did it turn heads because you curved it? Look this
is this is a nineteen ninety eight that's been around
for a while. It's been curved a few times. Okay,
most recently yesterday afternoon. I did ran that motherfucker under
the into the curve.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Did no damage but a bit of a scratch on
the tire. And look there weren't here to be expected
on a nineteen ninety eight Ford Falcon you.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
But we're selling it exclusively on Auto Trader.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
All proceeds going to mavimbus So a bunch of other
people of chipped one thousand dollars worth of petrol. Boucher's
grocery is iPhone sixteen, a Marshall and Bear fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I think there's a work site radio as well. Jeez. Yeah,
it's about five grands with the stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So wow, you can basically whatever you buy this from
the tray in the tray so whatever you buy this for,
subtract five grand.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
That's what you've actually packed, because you've also got five
grand with free shirt. Yeah. So he takes ut to
three two three six, go straight to the auction. How's
she running on trade? Oh my god, that's it is.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
It's our own goal. It's an own goal for us
because when I drives it every day. Yeah, and now
we're selling it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And to raise funds for November. But the but the
effect that's having on my mental health, yeah, cats, just
the fact that's going to hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Me cut me deep.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
He had it on auto bid to five thousand, Yeah
about five and yeah, it's up to seven already, so
it's still a bargain.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Half of the bids of me. You're bidding against me.
It is, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's stupid great cause fucks taking the top Yuke to
three two three six, real head turner and I actually ruined.
So Luke Kemy's from Boys Get paid. He was on
a ZB interview. He might have actually been.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
With you, No, I think it was with Darcy Watergrove.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, anyway, whoever tim you said I was looking for
someone to talk to about that MADBA club.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Well you wouldn't heard him, real wounded. Wouldn't we heard
a thing he said?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Because at four o'clock outside that bar turns into a
bus land, so I had to move it. They had
the tow truck literally parked in front of it and
they said, this is your last chance to move it,
so Luke could walk down on the footpath to take
a phone call. Then they couldn't hear a damn thing.
But yeah, we were at full time bar. We went
down there and watched the Melbourne Cup. You would have
watched it where.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I watched it upstairs? Yeah, level one.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, was there a sweepsteake going on? Yeah, sweepsteak as usual,
pucked out it pulled out one hundred and one horse, you.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Know, yeah, wow, she might have won.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, I didn't because there also one was playing one
hundred and that morning it was playing one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well it opened at one fifty. I think when it
jumped it had come down to like eighty or sixty
or something. So people knew something, but no one had that.
You can't tell me anyone knew that that horse was
going to win. A guy at full time he had
ten dollars on it at one hundred and fifty. Yeah,
and he cashed it in.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Wow, there's a guy.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
There's a guy in Australia that boxed up that got
all four in one three point two million. I saw that, Yes,
and how yes, another one that's actually an insane person.
He shouldn't be celebrated because there's no way you could
have known that. That's just a crazy person.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, he must have had a lot. He must have
been sprinkling a lot. Well, that's the other thing. It
wasn't just one bet.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So one of the people who hit this one was
the Titans full wack slash center slash half aj Brimson. Yes,
so he posted to his Instagram story or meet me
at whatever bar because I've just he put one hundred
dollars on one ten grand on the winner, and then
he had scribbled out his other two. I've actually got
the image, the photo on the back page. You can
see here he's hit the ten thousand dollars. Then he
(19:51):
scribbled out the last two bets that he had. Now,
the issue with them was people saying it's illegal for
him to gamble on rugby league. So you know what
were the other two bits? And I said, look, they're
going to be horses. You don't just come out of
the woodwork and bit randomly on one horse. But if
you look at it, yeah, they're balls. There's a rugby
ball ah on both of the things.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
He scribbled out, what an own goal?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's a massive own goal because he hasn't quite scribbled
it all out.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, he's scribbled out what it was that he was
bidding on. But there's a horse or a ball logo
and it's a ball.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
And ain't smart.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's that's an own goal because you could have just
not put anything.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Up, or he could always could just say it's rugby
union or crop it so that you couldn't see that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But do you know, do you know what kind of
ball it is? Do they have a different ball for
rugby union to rugby leaves?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I haven't looked at that. I don't know what what
platforms he on.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's one of those Australian ones, some sort of sports books. Yeah,
so he's got but just screenshot it. Knight's choice because
I was going to say, I was saying, nobody just
bits on one one hundred dollars shot. You know, you
sprinkle a few and you also bet on the races beforehand.
So I was like, no, that's all he would have
been doing. But no, when you actually look at it,
he the last two bits he plays were on rugby.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
If I'm him, and what's the chance that the league
guy is betting on rugby union league.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
People don't even know union existing.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But then also his team hasn't played in quite a while,
you know, because they've got knocked out of the fire.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I don't even know if they made.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So would he be allowed to bet on the you know,
like the internationals Tongue Kiwi's because not on the Australian team.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, so they're kicked us putting some money on Tonga. Yeah,
maybe that could be his defense. But he's going to
have to show what those bets are now, isn't he.
He's going to have to at least front to the
integrity committee. Fuck man.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I mean, because if it was rugby union or it
was he just come out and go it was it
was all blacks Island or all backs, yeah England.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
But he hasn't I don't think. Well, the NRL said
they're not looking into it, so they don't seem too
worried about it.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
White white wash.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Up, the whitewash up, work wash investigation straight in there,
good white wash man.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
They they just like hold the line.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Till dickheads on podcasts start talking about something else, which
will be it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They can only hold the pressure for about twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Four hours, so there's a chance that there's a massive
gambling thing going on in the NRL. But Whitewash investigations
have got their hands on the good people at white Wash,
good people.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
They are good people.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
They constantly surprised me about their efficiencies.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, it's only that story has just gone another beast
of what they do. Speaking of stories, there is a
story developing right now. Because it's developing, I am going
to say the name of the person who's involved in
the story, but I would like, Adam, if you could
please to beep the name of this person, because we
don't know the outcome of the story.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yet, but I do want to address it so you
can talk about it now. And if you hear it
not beep, that means that it's gone right, Yeah, come.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Right, Okay, that people all of that. Last night he
was down at full time bar with us. He was
dishing out throughout the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I don't don't listen to because he gave me two
chips and then both of them he goes, always go
top to, always go to. I mean, you know, you
sit on the nose, I always go top two.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Made an accidental bit I'm seeing him. Yeah, yeah, you
accidentally dropped.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, the excellent dropper and the armed forces they refer
to that as an unlawful discharge. That's when there was
a bullet in your chamber that shouldn't have been there
and you accidentally fired. So anyway, this person who I
did name but shall remain unnamed, then carried on, kicked on,
had a couple of wins, I think, eventually got up
(23:41):
and was just like, yeah, we're on. Also, the Melbourne
Cup is not the last race of the meat, so
you can hang around and chase your losses for a
couple of hours if you want to get to later on,
like way later on. And he was over served by
this stage. He woke up this morning and just had
lost everything. All of his stuff was gone.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I can't remember pass eight thirty, Pass eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Obviously he was there for work purposes, so he had
his work gear with him, so that he wakes up
the next morning his bag with all of his work
gear and it is gone. And so now he's having
the hall of the walk of shame, call of shame
where he has to ring the bars and say, hey, mate,
have you found a bag there with all this stuff
in there?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So he's ringing around demons. He's asking this person in
the person, have you got any context? Because I can't
find any of my stuff. He's shown up also in
an unwashed shirt this morning anyway, So he starts looking around.
He gets he's got a friend that he was with
last night. That friend was also ringing around the bars.
To try and help him find his stuff. They send
(24:43):
him an email, Hey, good text, good news. We've checked
security camera footage. Do you know this guy he's wearing
your bag, he's walking it out. It's the guy that's
helped try and find the bag.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
He's picked up the bag because he left it and
then probably lost it after that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Now hung the place that found the bag, and they
sent them a photo of himself with the bag.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
He's joined his own search party.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
What's ever the Disappointingly for me, I left my sunglasses
there as well, and I texted can you grab my sonnies?
And he's go, yeah, I got him, and he set
a photo of me with them on doing double fingers
at me. And at that moment I got that, at
about nine, I was like, I ain't seeing those sunglasses again.
And then this morning I said, hey, he goes don't
ask me. I've got a better story. I've lost everything.
(25:27):
I've lost everything, and you're he goes my bag. Your
sunglasses are in the bag, my computer's in the bag.
Everything's in the bag.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
But there's quite a famous story out of Ohio I
read about once, and it was this bus tour and
they got off the bus and then they got back
on the bus and someone was missing. And then they
went searching and searching and searched for hours and hours
and hours and hours, and then they started a grid
pattern and then finally someone found a picture of the
person that got it. They got it sent through and
(25:53):
then they held it up and handed it down the line.
And then one guy said, oh, that's me. So this
guy had been on a search party. Look this, it's
the same thing. He'd been on a such party for
himself for eighteen hours at that point. And that's basically
that's basically what's happening. What's happened this morning. So if
you hear the name of that, it means it's all resolved.
If you don't, it means we've protected him for employment reasons.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, but yeah, that was one of the best stories
out and prayers. Yeah, good stuff out of the Melbourne Cup.
All right, let's take one more quick I call that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It's not a double barrel name, it's just something well
you can yeah, if it'll be fine, Let's.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Take a quick break for Adam to frantically go back
and pep all of those names out, and then we'll
come back and rip through.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yours please, yours please, brought to you by Leader Home.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
And I don't think we've done yours please on a
couple of days this week, so we need to get
through the backlog here.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
First call you yours please.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Hey, I.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Know yours please.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
He's on Friday. Your please on Monday, bring fucking yours
please back mate for fucking desperate people out here that
rely on that ship. Mate. You're fucking holding out on us, mate,
fux bring it back. I'm struggling here, bring it back.
I need to bring it back. Change bring it back, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's bad, that's back.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
So yeah, asking you a receipt, yes, that's rights. And
that's why it's back. It's quality, quality, yours pleases like that.
That's why we brought it back. This is why we
brought it back, and and like this one yours please?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Hey, Yeah, I just.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Want to follow off that last one. Apologies about that
probably went a bit over the top there. Yeah, I
would love yours please to come back. Really enjoy it mate,
So yeah, thanks for yours please and bring it back please, great.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Brought I think it's very me myself and Irene there guy,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, he's shown a lot of personal growth or why
he's running a multiple person he's a multiple.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
E also love that year we have brought it back
and it's just has two voice smails. Yeah, how does
that work? Worth?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
You know, he needs it, but he's just getting a
feedback look on him, loop on himself. Maybe that's what
he needs that. Maybe he just needs to hear himself.
Everyone just wants to be heard. And it sort of
circles back around to what we're talking about. Mean and
and that's what we understand about counts as you called them,
We just no not harm but us and that that
whole demographic that just needs to be seen.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You know what, that's a beautiful full circle moment. Let's
put a bar on at there show. Yeah, we're just
on the here. We just all need to be seen.
We all just want to be heard and we hear
you your dumb counts, and you hear more of us,
all right, but we hear you all right. It's like
this thing on the head seem busy.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
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