June 9, 2024 • 29 mins
Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane to rake over the coals of the horrific start to the T20 World Cup by the Black Caps as they get embarrassed by Afghanistan (3:22).
Then review the massive weekend of Super Rugby Pacific (8:30), the Warriors smashing the Reverse Cowboys and that insane DWZ Try Assist (12:00)!
Plus, some absolute humiliation as a race walker celebrates early and loses!
Finally, we get to all your 'Yours Please' from the weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from the Export Beer Gardens Studios.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the tenth of June.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
A culture, Get a there, Welcome along to a Monday.
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Why it's great to be Monday, Matt Heath is and.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Like Friday, not the best day of your life, you've
got to say, oh.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, Look, I mean we've got a lot of feedback
on Friday's podcast, and we'll get to those in Yours please,
a record amount of yours pleases sent through good and bad.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think, let's just say it was a prime example
of turning a went into a loss.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, absolutely, And it was.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A very emotional weekend all round.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I imagine it would have been for you on that
Friday podcast. I thought we turned a lost into a
win with that podcast. I've had a lot of great
feedback on that podcast. Yeah, I mean, there's some some
bits that I've asked to be deleted from it. There weren't,
but but you know, that's just the way the cookie
crumbles and the media industry, and you you just take
the legals slings and arrows as they arise.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Dahn there. And that's what a podcast is. It's just raw, raw,
raw audio, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And that's why hundreds of thousands of people flocked to
this daily agenda. You for a couple of really hungover
dudes just digging themselves deeper into holes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, well we we actually came back a bit later
in that day. We went along to the Empire Tevan
and had a few more Yeah, and I ended up
riding my bike hombe really steamed later on that night,
which was a bit of a that's a good effort.
It was a good effort. It was risky.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, I've got I got a sing.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Singing a song really loudly as you always know that
you've had a few when you're singing, you know, you
don't really.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sing you sing in cycle? I sing in cycle? You know,
do you have the EarPods in? Were you just singing
out loud?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I was just singing out loud.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's like you should be driving the myth lanes and
k Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It was in sanity, Yeah, it was in sanity. I
was paced through the myth lanes on k Road singing,
you know, like drunk an irishman.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I had a few physical scars I had to deal
with as well as emotional over the over the weekend
as well, because obviously pants man Joel Harrison tackled me
into a bush on Thursday night as well.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's some deans of developed developments on that as well
and said that his suits covered in mud. Yeah, and
apparently you guys are involved in some mud wrestling, you
and the notorious pants Man Joel Harrison at some point.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Look, I had to.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell my kids about the quite significant scratch or scar
running across to add to the other scars on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And if people don't know, you've been going through a
long term battle with cancer. And then there was a
lot of plastic surgery and reconstructive surgery that needed to
be done at a huge cost your forehead. So, I
mean it is a little bit controversial when you just
jump into a bush and slice, slice that work that
a lot of plastic surgeons are done right across you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Know you look, I mean that bush was getting smart
and they needed a hiding. Yeah, so I gave it one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, And then the truest pantsman because I heard that
you were abusing them, a notorious pantsman from the bush
and he was is he actually just.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's come back, he's dived into finished the tackle.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Lot he's come an NRL style with the forearm into
the bush and just finish me off.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And like, I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The pantsman was trying to give me a hand and
get me home and then I ended up roundly abusing him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, but look, look I think things. I think things.
It's been four days now since it's the incident, so
I so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Much sport in that four days, oh so much, but
also so much great sport.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, also so much bad sport. Yeah, we're going to
start with the bad sport. You've got to say the
black Caps performance against Afghanistan was about as bad as
I've ever seen us. And we we go like, what's
a T twenty? It's a lottery.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I mean that was just it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That was not good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It was in the in the immortal words of an
ACC member lost in London with no pants, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Many, it's not good. It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That was a tough watch. It was a tough commentary.
As well on Skysport nine. It kind of and he kicked.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Back on some of the things we're saying on that commentary.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All An, he kicked back.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Think so, I mean there was a couple of references
to you know, if Guinnistan invasions of and hostel towards
them and you know.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But no, no, no kickback as yet.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's early days on a Monday, so I don't
usually get complaints just so they.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Come and they start formulating the complaints about nine am
and then they sort of start to trickle through around
eleven and buy one two in the afternoons. It's a
flood of outraged people and it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It takes a morning of manifestation to then lead into
and usually it's run through legal as well, and then
it comes arrives on my disk. So we're not out
of the woods completely. But there was to be completely
outplayed in every fescet of the game by a team
like Afghanistan, who.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
They played all the cricket, all of it, Yeah, all
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They batted well, they bowled well, I mean, they fielded well.
They just owned us from the start and it was
mildly depressing.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, it was because I actually thought this might be
the bananappeal and til I had it in my mind
that this one might be a proper, but not to
the level it was. I thought they might strangle us
and it'd be close, and they beat us, so I
thought there was a possibility, and obviously we were heavily favored,
but they just they just smoked us in every way.
And you've got to I don't know, Jesus Christ, go bears.
(05:13):
He's been interviewed afterwards all the Bears, the Bears Bears
are and he's saying, you know, it's pretty difficult out there.
He's called eighty and he was still saying it's rough
out there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's what gave me the hebes because remember we saw
that interview and oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But Finellen didn't see that out of you, did he?
Because he went out and thought, I don't need to
get the measure of this wicket. I'll just assume I
can smoke that for six off the first ballo face.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, it's spegging back as it's a trauma. But look,
we are the original members of the Black Cap Supporters
well group, and we take these on the chin. We
get together as a group, we hold each other. We
tell each other that the black Caps hurt us and
we move on.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, and we shot the market by selling one hundred
and eighty four black Caps Support A Support Group T
shirts during the coverage.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, for a further breakdown of the of this match,
and they're going to go keep on it. The b
YC back for the T twenty World Cup specials. Jason Hoyt,
Dill and Cleaver pull forward. I'm sure they have got
plenty to say about that game.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I was actually looking at our pool when we first
got it and I thought, oh, that's good, we just threw.
But now it's looking terrifying facing the West Indies.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah and West Indies Yeah, so in their home ground.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And they're actually looking a bit better now.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, and they're I mean they're almost just about three
as well because they've won their first two games. Yeah.
So too of Afghanistan.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, so when ex massively on the back foot and
plus our run to French reels terrible. Ah, I mean
we're all going to smoke the pup and New Guinea Pigs,
you know that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And they got the Uganda.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Uganda, but losing to Afghanistan, boy, a lot of pressure
on us now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, but this has been a bizarre World Cup. Yeah,
it's anyone's apart from Australia, who look dangerously good.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah. I mean even that game between India and Pakistan
this morning in New York on that pop up pitch
and the pop up stadium, which looked beautiful. Actually it
was absolutely rammed with blue T shirts. Looked amazing. But
even that everyone was struggling on that work. And you've
got one hundred and seventeen I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, and defended it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then Canada have beaten Ireland, so you know, Island,
it almost knocking onto your one status and Canada beat them. Obviously,
the USA beat Pakistan. Also over the weekend, India beats Pakistan,
so Pakistan a pretty much maybe out because USA could
be through. They just need to win the rest of
their Paul games. So it is one of the World Cups,
(07:28):
and it's a bizarre one, mentioned Jerry mentioned this morning
on the Mat and Jerry Show on Hardaki. It has
been played in the most most like distant lands. It's Texas,
New York, like Guyana.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
In South America and then and then sometimes you're in
the West Indies. Yeah, it's it's everywhere and no one
can get their handle on what's what to expect.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, all I can say is spinners playing a big part,
and we have got Mitchell Satner.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah that's it. We've got Michael Bracewell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But everyone else seems to have a real weapon.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you know, everyone else does have a weapon that
you're like, oh god, wait till he comes on.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So anyway, it's a little bit concerning, a little bit concerned. Anyway,
that's back again on Thursday midday. We've got the West Indies.
Good timing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Just knock off on a Thursday afternoon and listen to
our coverage on Skysport nine by how good and Yeah.
But like I said, if you want a deep dive
into that, then tune into the BYC podcast later today.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Super Rugby played out as everyone expected it. It did
actually smoke the Reds, Blue smoked the drawer and well,
I was pushing for a late let's support the Holidas
because in twenty sixteen they went over there and beat
the Brumbies, but they did not. So now it's Blues
Brumbies and it's Hurricanes Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I tell you what. That was part of the
emotional rollercoaster.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I went matt Heath was obviously the high of Thursday
night and winning awards to the low of waking up
on the couch in the studio two thousands of messages
from my partner.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
We get the support you got from your friends must
have helped you through that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That didn't really help me through.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But then I then I called the Chiefs game Chiefs Reds,
and they the Manabus absolutely steamrolled the Reds.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That was playoffs chiefs MANA.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Do you think the Manabus is peaking at the right
time to beat the Hurricanes down at the Caketon.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I hope so, because the Hurricanes didn't look great for
forty five minutes in Wellington against the Rebels, Yeah, they
look average.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They lowered themselves to the rebels standards.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They couldn't deal with the getting roughed up and that
their line out was shocking the rebels.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So the rebels were sent into you know, into the ether.
Though they were gone the Abyss.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They would have torn Wellington an absolute new one there
y and we said at the of the corner shirt
we said goodbye, goodbye, Rebels. You have no brand equity
to protect tonight. If you could be front page. You
could be doing some awful stuff tonight. Yeah, and it'll
be all over social media and there's no repercats.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Double gibbety situation. You'd be stupid not to do get
involved in a league style bubbler.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's totally idiotic.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
To not do it. You're never gonna get another chance again,
like you'll be I'm sure that a lot of those
players are gone playing in the UK. They're playing France.
They might get some gigs in Japan. Yeah, and this
is the last time that those Rebels players will never
be able to have absolute immunity. They're basically the Ecuadorian embassy. Yeah,
Julia Farms and them do what if you want.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So they frustrated the Hurricanes. Hurricanes ended up like the
last thirty minutes, they ran away with it, but they
frustrated them for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So because I know the Blues desperately want the Chiefs
to beat the Hurricanes. Oh yeah, just to get a
home final, yep. And that's a big thing for them.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And did you see the crowd in Wellington?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Half the stadium was they did the thing where they
shut off Yeah, like maybe maybe six sections and there
was one particular shot near the end where he's doing
the conversion, and you like the camera shot. You could
not see one single person in the wide shot of
the conversion, just a bunch of banners trying to fill seats.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's a pretty sad state of affairs. When the final well,
there's a decent crowd at eating Park. Yeah, and there
was half decent as well, So I.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Mean, it's actually such a wounder. I'm not I'm not
letting Wellington off the hockey, but it is a really
even though that they frustrated them, was a result that
was never in doubt because the rebels are going to
disappear forever. But also walking across that concourse, it.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Was a beautiful day though, right it was. There was
no excuses on that front. There's no excuse now when
they're going on about you can't be on a good day.
We can in most places around the world.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's just by comparison that seems good.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
There was no excuses, no excuses at all, no excuses.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I didn't watch that game, but I did watch the
Blues against the Drawer and what a great setup it was.
It was such was very very well put on performance
and the Drewer gave it a hundi, which is which
is great. You know, they went they went hard. But
I also had this, I had to watch the Wars
at the same time, so I was rumbled in the
Eden Park box.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Did you cause some issues?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I caused some issues by having the Wars on my
phone in there in the box.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You know, Okay, we'll take quick break and we'll come
back with with a little update on the Wars and
we're back just to.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
See you look to the Wars again.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
All part of my emotional rollercoaster of a weekend because
after watching the black Caps get absolutely their pants pulled
down their bodies spanked by Afghanistan, I.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Was at the lower of the low. I was like,
what am I doing here?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What is going on? And then I had to call
the Hurricanes game and that was fine.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm not a big.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Hurricanes fan, but I'm glad they're threw and I was like, oh,
what am I going to do? And then the Warriors
performance of the year fantastic but against the reverse Cowboys
over in Australia as well, yeah, absolutely comprehensively to demolish them.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
And down on my ten is a Lisnick flicking the
ball back in over the dead ball line, just his
foot just in there, set up from flick it back
to sharn stockl Klonkstad to put it down. That'll be
in highlight reels forever. Try.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I love the two players who were standing there from
the Cowboys and because the balk went between them, and
they both looked at each other and like went, how
the fuck has that come back past our faces? And
there was chance just sitting there caught it and put
it down, and they're both looking at each other going
what Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Because he had to Zeleisnik had to commit one hundred
percent to that, and the chances of it sitting up
for him to actually flick it back were minimal. But
he just launched himself into the hoardings, not on the
off charts that he's going to get a hand on it. Yeah,
how freaking good. But I loved add In Fanua black'strike
the most, just dragging five players over the line with them.
(13:26):
I love a try like that.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh, we're going to miss him. Are going to miss
him a lot. And Pompey's Pompey's boot good kicker?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What do we do about to Marty Martin and and
Shawaney j I mean what I mean, I feel like
we've got all this kind of variety on tack. I mean,
I don't want to be one of those guys that
does a caveat, but as the reverse cowboy boys have
got a few players that are shagged from stead of Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, look that's their own fault though, that's I mean,
that's the NRL's fault.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They shaft us a year after year.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So yeah, if they want to shaft themselves by you know,
making players play three games in a week, yeah, it's
on our issue.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So I mean, will you put Shawny Jay straight back
in there when.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You have to? I think you have to. I think
you potentially might find room for both of them, would
you in the haves? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Madden's so good, but people who I know a lot
more about that will be the Mad Monday Pod as well,
which is today, I think Ben Hurley and the pants Man.
The pants Man Joel Harrison made his as debut on
commentary on the Weekend with Die Heinwood.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
He did a good job.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He did a great job.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Un tourist Pantsman Joel Harrison did.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Obviously he's using all that experience from the Mountain mad Dogs. Yeah,
on the nineties rugby league team that he plays for
and putting it onto commentary.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But quite a heart differential in that and and they're both,
isn't There has there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Been a bigger height differential than Die Heindwood and Pantsman
in a commentary team.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean Pantsman is six eight, he's a big unit.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's what five nine?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, I'm five ten? Okay, little bit so I mean
I reckon he might be five six.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I think Justin Harrison and Tim Horn over in Australia
is about the only one that comes close.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but Tim horn I think is bigger than die Henwood.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, but it's great we want to be height different
hill in the box. It obviously helps.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, so that that game was an absolute cracker. They're
back home again this weekend against the Storm at seven
thirds on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That is going to be a real test.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, the Storm. I hate the Storm.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Something about the Storm I don't like either.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, I hate the still Purple. Yeah it's the Purple
and they're always good and hate them and they're playing
league with they shouldn't be yep.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
In some other news, did you catch the total Humiliator Firstly,
there's a couple of humiliators here. This is the story
that's gone quite viral, and that is the Spanish walker.
First of all, the sport of walking is it's been
kicked out of the Olympics, so the race walking is
it's not really a sport. But anyway, the footage is
great because she's coming to the arena, she's walking, someone's
(15:53):
given her a Spanish flag, she's hung it around her neck,
She's had time to tie it around her neck. She's
coming down the home straight. She's she's not even winning
the race. This is just beyond the podium to come third.
So obviously quite stoked about it, arms in the air,
poking the tongue out flag around the neck two meters
before the finish line, gets overtaken, doesn't win any medals.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh my god, gets overtaken by one and two.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, she was only coming third.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh so, first of all, over celebrating a bronze and
you're a race walker.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
One, yeah, over celebrating a bronze.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Two losing the bronze. Three it's a triple wheremy, I mean,
there's been bigger humiliations than that. And walking with the
old Barrett Barrett cranking Barrett.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And then there's been a few shittings of the pencers
and stuff and over the years.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But there's a great still of her realizing what's happening
because she's going poking the tongue out going ah, and
then she the corner of her eye she goes ah
fuck and the checkers went.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Straight past her on her right head shew me don't
celebrate walking full stop.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No, this is the issue.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's so many things wrong with this, so many anything's
wrong anyway, check out the acc socials to check that out.
It is a total humiliator. But we're going to take
another quick break and Matt Heath, we have an absolute
smorgas board of yours please following Friday's podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I think Friday's podcast is going to win us the
best Sports podcast of the Year again next year because
I think I think that was quality broadcast.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I can't really remember it, I believe, I believe there's
some thoughts on that. Okay, and yours please, but we'll
be back at just a moment.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
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Speaker 1 (17:36):
Radio. Yours please. This is the function.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
If you don't know by now it's the little microphone
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Speaker 1 (17:40):
You can just leave us a.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
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Speaker 5 (17:48):
Hey, fellas, any chance you could have the option, like,
I know you can't commentate every game, but if you
could have the option just to do the acc commentry.
But no one's talking and it's just the crowd noise
and the effects mic on the on the ref. But
just none of us punishing Aussie commentary. That would be
(18:10):
much appreciated. I can commentate myself. Just the Ozzies are punishing.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm picking. I'm picking. He's looking at things up.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
We mainly play Penrith stuff like that that he doesn't
want to listen to Australian commentators.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He'd rather listen to nothing, just.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
The blank feed.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah. I think. I think sometimes you can if you
press the yellow button.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think there are some options there, yeah, to get
the clean feed.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, explore that because if you've got the false sky
set up, sometimes you can press the yellow button and
it goes to audio options. Yeah, and you can tow
to an audio one where it's off completely.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I always find it odd when I go to a
game and I don't have commentary, how how much mys
what I think the game is And they go and
watch a replay of and I go, oh, right, that
was what was happening. I know, no freaking idea. Or
I'll do an acc commentary and we'll have a line
of chat that goes right through it. And then you
watch another the commentary and you go, they've got a
totally different angle on the whole game. The commentary can
(19:04):
really affect how you are experiencing the game.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, check that out. But initially I thought there was
a dig at us. But in the end I've worked
out I was talking about it's talk about other games.
We can't have a yet anyway, Okay, next to pall
of yours please.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Hey boys, it's the bloke that listens still on zero
point at times speed here they sound drunk. Look, there
is no way Crusader supporters are going to jump on
the cane train, all right. There's one thing our south
Foinders can agree upon is that we fucking hate more finders.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So that's true.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
When post comes to sharp, I think the Crusaders will
be traveling down across the y Techie and throwing on
a follow and gold.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well see that's look I mean you said last week
yourself that that can tabs only look north, they don't
look south.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I've never seen any love from a cantab like.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Is that your first bet of love from a cantab?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, and that was very sort of mild love, but
tough love. But no, I don't cantabs always just locking
north and giving the bird to Wellington and Auckland and
never throwing love back to or Targal, you know, yeah,
they never do.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
So well that's over now. So who they're going to
support now they've got hurricanes chiefs or they've got North Island.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Night mare. They probably cantabs will probably go for the Brumbies,
that's how much they hate. They prefer Canberra to that is, buddy, Auckland,
Wellington or Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
When you prefer Canberra over they, you know, can get.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Absolutely barred up for Canberra. They love it. It's actually
kind of similar towns.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That is actually got to be a massive porn problem,
a huge porn problem. Mug assumption upon there, yeah, massive
both flat yeah, flat yeah, pawny porny yeah. Okay, next
next caller, You've got few to get through civil fire
through the news.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Please kid a us legends. Hey, I just wanted to tockle
your chat about the colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The procedure itself.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Is the easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
But the night before, Holy moly, I read a diary
of mine from August last year, seven o'clock, two glasses
of blecks. That was down seven ten. Holy moly, this
works fast. Eight thirty five. That was my last entry. Whoa,
it's like a fire hydrant in my ass, so much flow.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I need to vass.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, well they do recommend that, don't they. I read
the precautions you can like the things you can do
to help, and vacillating your ass is one of them. Yeah, yeah,
because it cops such a caning. But a vass helps
helps with the souness.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Over on the Men Jerry Daily's Boat podcast today we
asked the questian, would you prefer to have a red
hot poker, a pineapple, or a Barbie Doll insert it
into your backside. I'm going to rush into that answer.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm going to go I'm going Barbie, Bobbie. I think
there's a few edges on Barbie. Yeah, but I mean
just the general width of Barbie. I think it's going
you are going to leave that head in the other Yeah.
I can deal with that, but it's.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Going to cause a lot less damage than a pineapple
or a red hot poker. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Good, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I mean, it's just it's just it's just damn damaged control.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Really, Yeah, I mean, none of the options ideally you
wouldn't have to have.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm not getting I'm not getting pleasure out of any
of those. Maybe if it was just the leg of Barbie. Yeah,
maybe the arm.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, the arm of Barbi would be good.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, Okay, next goal of yours, please.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Fellas Happy Friday been pondering him on the All Blacks Hotel.
It's let's do the a CEC Hotel. We've got Lee
Hart as Chico Rope Party doing stand up comedy and
the Caparet Lambs, Jason Hoyd on the front des sucking
up everyone's book and he's pouring drinks behind the bar
and charging it. But he's just so gay one for himself, So.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
An emotion, you've got to say that. Yeah, that would
a see hotel would be a risky business.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
That would be a faulty towers of a situation.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
So you'd be the you'd be the CEO, the manager
and director of the hotel. You'd be like in White Lotus,
the guy that ends up shitting in the in the suitcase.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yea true? Actually yeah, the guy get ends up on
the prescription.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I think we've gone into a lot of areas the
a CEC. But I don't know if hotel managements really
where our skills lie.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I think I think you really really nailed nailed it
on the head when he said Jason Hoyt behind the desk,
sucking up everyone's booking.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh my god, someone to go and go where you
ordered to? Twin shre is a double bid.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Lately, keys, Now, how do I turn on the computer?
Would be a disaster?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You what the bar cabre would be good if you
if you're buying the bar and Lee's running the cabaret.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I mean I'd go to the A c CO
Hotel if that was the case.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Free person on us.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, and maybe Jimmy Wells is running the spa.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I imagine them just running around it, like looking around
in a rowe just running people inappropriately.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, I mentioned I'm just walking around a rode around
the entire hotel. Rubbing people.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Lee Baker as a as the bell Hop just you know,
giving people terrible advice on where to get good food.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And demanding tips. Yeah, and dressed up with a little
fears on his head. I think Paul Ford would probably
be one of the legal and there'll be a lot
of legal issues to deal with. Just someone he's like
troubleshooting if the time.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
He's kind of like the Captain Steeving where he's just
kind of calming everything a bit down, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, I fuck it, let's do it. Okay, let's open
one hundred and fifty million dollar hotel.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, I mean it can be there, can yours? Please?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I hope for your site.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
The judges.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I think in Zealand radio on podcast rewards won't listen
to yesterday's partly boys otherwise next Yeah, you'll be lucky
on the race at the after match holy shi anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, of course will win the boat race. We win
the boat race every years. But yeah, look we could look.
I just I actually want to push back a little
bit on that. And I think it was a good podcast.
I remember myself laughing a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I remember laughing a lot at you.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean I was in that position
where you were worse. I was terrible, but just it's
always good when you've got someone that's worse than you,
so you can just throw stones at them, like you're
not seventy five percent or eighty ninety five percent as
bad as them. But just because I didn't happen to
sleep in here. Yeah, yeah, so I'd like to push
back a little bit on that. And I think actually
(25:40):
that might just be the entry on next year's podcaster wards.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay, then well maybe we'd put it under it.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
And I haven't heard it since we did it. No,
I don't want to remember being completely steam still and
enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Aut lest you hope, Laura and Goldri it doesn't listen
to this.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But and nixt call it yours. Please imagine being an
old game.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
You're keeping up for the awards and all of that nonsense.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Then you say Top Sports Awards podcast, let's give them
a listen. You jump on the day after, and what
do you know, it's two folks recapping the fender.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Oh good ship, why you're the top?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Ye'd be running if someone saying I have heard of it?
You know, I'm in the you know, I've been looking,
you know, for for a sports podcast. Might as well
go with the best one, and apparently this one's one
best podcast at the New Zealand Radio podcast would so
that seems like a good place, you know, I'm in
the market for it for a new sports podcast. Turn
that on. It's all boulders, the gold is this and
(26:43):
Gelane's marriage is over that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, that's true. I didn't think about like that, but
thank you caller. That's really booked demon.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It's be the kind of thing management just kind of
would say, look, hey, you've just one best podcast, so
you're there's some new new people coming to listen to this,
so just you know, you know, maybe maybe maybe do
a call it, you know, something good, showcase what you got,
you know, put your best foot forward.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Anyway, this is the last one.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Hopefully more positive.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, hopefully yeah you please? What fuck you boys? Fresh
off winning the bit potty in the fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It and you're just sealed it again that pod, that
pod fucking pod perfection?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What fuck yeah boy ah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yes, undication. I needed that sweet vindication.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
For our heart.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I needed that.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've got so little serotonin, I got so little but
that has brought back just.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
A little bit more. Ok.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You so good, Thank you so much, and you've validated
us and enabled us to continue to be absolute pieces
of ship going forward. To just know that we get rewarded.
The worse we behave, the more we get rewarded.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think we'll knock this one on the head and
the Yeah, I think we should be.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Still I'm still full disclosure, quite low on the her atoning.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I am still a shadow of a man.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm a shallow myself. Yeah, there's not a lot of
self love going on.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, there's not.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, there's quite a lot of self love going on,
but not a lot of self love absolutely.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's things are tough at home, Yeah, a bit. They're
a bit tough at work as well, to be honest. Yeah, Bill,
that came in, yeah, two and a half thousands. Yeah,
I'm still trying to navigate my way around that one
as well.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
You're really under the pump. Really, it's really a rough,
rough patch in the Gulian's auspicious career.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I did try and think about, have I been through
a worse set of scenarios? You know, like that I've
been through and I'm trying to think of it just
compounded and individually. I've dealt with those situations before, but
not over a weekend or not over a twelve hours.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Well, I think I think, I think we said it
on the podcast on Friday, and I think it's worth
reiterating the point that you know, you know, you've had
a shadow when your wife would be less disappointed if
she found you cheating on her. Yeah, then she was
with what you did.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Correct, So I think that's a real well it's cooler
as well.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, it's a real bar Yeah. Yeah, Willow bar.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I think she think she would have taken the letter,
She would be fine with it. Yeah, be like, just
just get here to drop the kids at school. You lose,
even if you've got the girl driving the car. At
least he got there. At least he got there to
drop the kids off.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
He did.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
He's sleeping with someone else and he has to pick
up the kids.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
But you know, anyway, we're here. We're back tomorrow. Manai's
back from Barley tomorrow, so we'll no doubt here's some
stories about that, and plus we're gonna profile the Tea
twenty World Cup continues throughout the week as well. But
don't get to have a deep dive into the Teach
twenty World Cup with the b YC podcast out later
this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
See you later.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Why it's great to be Monday, Matt Heath is and.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Like Friday, not the best day of your life, you've
got to say, oh.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, Look, I mean we've got a lot of feedback
on Friday's podcast, and we'll get to those in Yours please,
a record amount of yours pleases sent through good and bad.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think, let's just say it was a prime example
of turning a went into a loss.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, absolutely, And it was.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A very emotional weekend all round.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I imagine it would have been for you on that
Friday podcast. I thought we turned a lost into a
win with that podcast. I've had a lot of great
feedback on that podcast. Yeah, I mean, there's some some
bits that I've asked to be deleted from it. There weren't,
but but you know, that's just the way the cookie
crumbles and the media industry, and you you just take
the legals slings and arrows as they arise.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Dahn there. And that's what a podcast is. It's just raw, raw,
raw audio, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And that's why hundreds of thousands of people flocked to
this daily agenda. You for a couple of really hungover
dudes just digging themselves deeper into holes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, well we we actually came back a bit later
in that day. We went along to the Empire Tevan
and had a few more Yeah, and I ended up
riding my bike hombe really steamed later on that night,
which was a bit of a that's a good effort.
It was a good effort. It was risky.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, I've got I got a sing.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Singing a song really loudly as you always know that
you've had a few when you're singing, you know, you
don't really.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sing you sing in cycle? I sing in cycle? You know,
do you have the EarPods in? Were you just singing
out loud?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I was just singing out loud.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's like you should be driving the myth lanes and
k Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It was in sanity, Yeah, it was in sanity. I
was paced through the myth lanes on k Road singing,
you know, like drunk an irishman.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I had a few physical scars I had to deal
with as well as emotional over the over the weekend
as well, because obviously pants man Joel Harrison tackled me
into a bush on Thursday night as well.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's some deans of developed developments on that as well
and said that his suits covered in mud. Yeah, and
apparently you guys are involved in some mud wrestling, you
and the notorious pants Man Joel Harrison at some point.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Look, I had to.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell my kids about the quite significant scratch or scar
running across to add to the other scars on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And if people don't know, you've been going through a
long term battle with cancer. And then there was a
lot of plastic surgery and reconstructive surgery that needed to
be done at a huge cost your forehead. So, I
mean it is a little bit controversial when you just
jump into a bush and slice, slice that work that
a lot of plastic surgeons are done right across you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Know you look, I mean that bush was getting smart
and they needed a hiding. Yeah, so I gave it one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, And then the truest pantsman because I heard that
you were abusing them, a notorious pantsman from the bush
and he was is he actually just.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's come back, he's dived into finished the tackle.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Lot he's come an NRL style with the forearm into
the bush and just finish me off.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And like, I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The pantsman was trying to give me a hand and
get me home and then I ended up roundly abusing him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, but look, look I think things. I think things.
It's been four days now since it's the incident, so
I so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Much sport in that four days, oh so much, but
also so much great sport.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, also so much bad sport. Yeah, we're going to
start with the bad sport. You've got to say the
black Caps performance against Afghanistan was about as bad as
I've ever seen us. And we we go like, what's
a T twenty? It's a lottery.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I mean that was just it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
That was not good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It was in the in the immortal words of an
ACC member lost in London with no pants, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Many, it's not good. It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That was a tough watch. It was a tough commentary.
As well on Skysport nine. It kind of and he kicked.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Back on some of the things we're saying on that commentary.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All An, he kicked back.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Think so, I mean there was a couple of references
to you know, if Guinnistan invasions of and hostel towards
them and you know.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But no, no, no kickback as yet.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's early days on a Monday, so I don't
usually get complaints just so they.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Come and they start formulating the complaints about nine am
and then they sort of start to trickle through around
eleven and buy one two in the afternoons. It's a
flood of outraged people and it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It takes a morning of manifestation to then lead into
and usually it's run through legal as well, and then
it comes arrives on my disk. So we're not out
of the woods completely. But there was to be completely
outplayed in every fescet of the game by a team
like Afghanistan, who.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
They played all the cricket, all of it, Yeah, all
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They batted well, they bowled well, I mean, they fielded well.
They just owned us from the start and it was
mildly depressing.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, it was because I actually thought this might be
the bananappeal and til I had it in my mind
that this one might be a proper, but not to
the level it was. I thought they might strangle us
and it'd be close, and they beat us, so I
thought there was a possibility, and obviously we were heavily favored,
but they just they just smoked us in every way.
And you've got to I don't know, Jesus Christ, go bears.
(05:13):
He's been interviewed afterwards all the Bears, the Bears Bears
are and he's saying, you know, it's pretty difficult out there.
He's called eighty and he was still saying it's rough
out there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's what gave me the hebes because remember we saw
that interview and oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But Finellen didn't see that out of you, did he?
Because he went out and thought, I don't need to
get the measure of this wicket. I'll just assume I
can smoke that for six off the first ballo face.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, it's spegging back as it's a trauma. But look,
we are the original members of the Black Cap Supporters
well group, and we take these on the chin. We
get together as a group, we hold each other. We
tell each other that the black Caps hurt us and
we move on.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, and we shot the market by selling one hundred
and eighty four black Caps Support A Support Group T
shirts during the coverage.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, for a further breakdown of the of this match,
and they're going to go keep on it. The b
YC back for the T twenty World Cup specials. Jason Hoyt,
Dill and Cleaver pull forward. I'm sure they have got
plenty to say about that game.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I was actually looking at our pool when we first
got it and I thought, oh, that's good, we just threw.
But now it's looking terrifying facing the West Indies.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah and West Indies Yeah, so in their home ground.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And they're actually looking a bit better now.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, and they're I mean they're almost just about three
as well because they've won their first two games. Yeah.
So too of Afghanistan.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, so when ex massively on the back foot and
plus our run to French reels terrible. Ah, I mean
we're all going to smoke the pup and New Guinea Pigs,
you know that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And they got the Uganda.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Uganda, but losing to Afghanistan, boy, a lot of pressure
on us now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, but this has been a bizarre World Cup. Yeah,
it's anyone's apart from Australia, who look dangerously good.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah. I mean even that game between India and Pakistan
this morning in New York on that pop up pitch
and the pop up stadium, which looked beautiful. Actually it
was absolutely rammed with blue T shirts. Looked amazing. But
even that everyone was struggling on that work. And you've
got one hundred and seventeen I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, and defended it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then Canada have beaten Ireland, so you know, Island,
it almost knocking onto your one status and Canada beat them. Obviously,
the USA beat Pakistan. Also over the weekend, India beats Pakistan,
so Pakistan a pretty much maybe out because USA could
be through. They just need to win the rest of
their Paul games. So it is one of the World Cups,
(07:28):
and it's a bizarre one, mentioned Jerry mentioned this morning
on the Mat and Jerry Show on Hardaki. It has
been played in the most most like distant lands. It's Texas,
New York, like Guyana.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
In South America and then and then sometimes you're in
the West Indies. Yeah, it's it's everywhere and no one
can get their handle on what's what to expect.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, all I can say is spinners playing a big part,
and we have got Mitchell Satner.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah that's it. We've got Michael Bracewell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But everyone else seems to have a real weapon.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you know, everyone else does have a weapon that
you're like, oh god, wait till he comes on.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So anyway, it's a little bit concerning, a little bit concerned. Anyway,
that's back again on Thursday midday. We've got the West Indies.
Good timing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Just knock off on a Thursday afternoon and listen to
our coverage on Skysport nine by how good and Yeah.
But like I said, if you want a deep dive
into that, then tune into the BYC podcast later today.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Super Rugby played out as everyone expected it. It did
actually smoke the Reds, Blue smoked the drawer and well,
I was pushing for a late let's support the Holidas
because in twenty sixteen they went over there and beat
the Brumbies, but they did not. So now it's Blues
Brumbies and it's Hurricanes Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I tell you what. That was part of the
emotional rollercoaster.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I went matt Heath was obviously the high of Thursday
night and winning awards to the low of waking up
on the couch in the studio two thousands of messages
from my partner.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
We get the support you got from your friends must
have helped you through that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That didn't really help me through.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But then I then I called the Chiefs game Chiefs Reds,
and they the Manabus absolutely steamrolled the Reds.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That was playoffs chiefs MANA.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Do you think the Manabus is peaking at the right
time to beat the Hurricanes down at the Caketon.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I hope so, because the Hurricanes didn't look great for
forty five minutes in Wellington against the Rebels, Yeah, they
look average.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They lowered themselves to the rebels standards.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They couldn't deal with the getting roughed up and that
their line out was shocking the rebels.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So the rebels were sent into you know, into the ether.
Though they were gone the Abyss.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They would have torn Wellington an absolute new one there
y and we said at the of the corner shirt
we said goodbye, goodbye, Rebels. You have no brand equity
to protect tonight. If you could be front page. You
could be doing some awful stuff tonight. Yeah, and it'll
be all over social media and there's no repercats.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Double gibbety situation. You'd be stupid not to do get
involved in a league style bubbler.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's totally idiotic.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
To not do it. You're never gonna get another chance again,
like you'll be I'm sure that a lot of those
players are gone playing in the UK. They're playing France.
They might get some gigs in Japan. Yeah, and this
is the last time that those Rebels players will never
be able to have absolute immunity. They're basically the Ecuadorian embassy. Yeah,
Julia Farms and them do what if you want.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So they frustrated the Hurricanes. Hurricanes ended up like the
last thirty minutes, they ran away with it, but they
frustrated them for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So because I know the Blues desperately want the Chiefs
to beat the Hurricanes. Oh yeah, just to get a
home final, yep. And that's a big thing for them.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And did you see the crowd in Wellington?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Half the stadium was they did the thing where they
shut off Yeah, like maybe maybe six sections and there
was one particular shot near the end where he's doing
the conversion, and you like the camera shot. You could
not see one single person in the wide shot of
the conversion, just a bunch of banners trying to fill seats.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's a pretty sad state of affairs. When the final well,
there's a decent crowd at eating Park. Yeah, and there
was half decent as well, So I.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Mean, it's actually such a wounder. I'm not I'm not
letting Wellington off the hockey, but it is a really
even though that they frustrated them, was a result that
was never in doubt because the rebels are going to
disappear forever. But also walking across that concourse, it.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Was a beautiful day though, right it was. There was
no excuses on that front. There's no excuse now when
they're going on about you can't be on a good day.
We can in most places around the world.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's just by comparison that seems good.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
There was no excuses, no excuses at all, no excuses.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I didn't watch that game, but I did watch the
Blues against the Drawer and what a great setup it was.
It was such was very very well put on performance
and the Drewer gave it a hundi, which is which
is great. You know, they went they went hard. But
I also had this, I had to watch the Wars
at the same time, so I was rumbled in the
Eden Park box.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Did you cause some issues?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I caused some issues by having the Wars on my
phone in there in the box.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You know, Okay, we'll take quick break and we'll come
back with with a little update on the Wars and
we're back just to.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
See you look to the Wars again.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
All part of my emotional rollercoaster of a weekend because
after watching the black Caps get absolutely their pants pulled
down their bodies spanked by Afghanistan, I.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Was at the lower of the low. I was like,
what am I doing here?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What is going on? And then I had to call
the Hurricanes game and that was fine.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm not a big.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Hurricanes fan, but I'm glad they're threw and I was like, oh,
what am I going to do? And then the Warriors
performance of the year fantastic but against the reverse Cowboys
over in Australia as well, yeah, absolutely comprehensively to demolish them.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
And down on my ten is a Lisnick flicking the
ball back in over the dead ball line, just his
foot just in there, set up from flick it back
to sharn stockl Klonkstad to put it down. That'll be
in highlight reels forever. Try.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I love the two players who were standing there from
the Cowboys and because the balk went between them, and
they both looked at each other and like went, how
the fuck has that come back past our faces? And
there was chance just sitting there caught it and put
it down, and they're both looking at each other going
what Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Because he had to Zeleisnik had to commit one hundred
percent to that, and the chances of it sitting up
for him to actually flick it back were minimal. But
he just launched himself into the hoardings, not on the
off charts that he's going to get a hand on it. Yeah,
how freaking good. But I loved add In Fanua black'strike
the most, just dragging five players over the line with them.
(13:26):
I love a try like that.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh, we're going to miss him. Are going to miss
him a lot. And Pompey's Pompey's boot good kicker?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What do we do about to Marty Martin and and
Shawaney j I mean what I mean, I feel like
we've got all this kind of variety on tack. I mean,
I don't want to be one of those guys that
does a caveat, but as the reverse cowboy boys have
got a few players that are shagged from stead of Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, look that's their own fault though, that's I mean,
that's the NRL's fault.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They shaft us a year after year.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So yeah, if they want to shaft themselves by you know,
making players play three games in a week, yeah, it's
on our issue.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
So I mean, will you put Shawny Jay straight back
in there when.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You have to? I think you have to. I think
you potentially might find room for both of them, would
you in the haves? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Madden's so good, but people who I know a lot
more about that will be the Mad Monday Pod as well,
which is today, I think Ben Hurley and the pants Man.
The pants Man Joel Harrison made his as debut on
commentary on the Weekend with Die Heinwood.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
He did a good job.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
He did a great job.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Un tourist Pantsman Joel Harrison did.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Obviously he's using all that experience from the Mountain mad Dogs. Yeah,
on the nineties rugby league team that he plays for
and putting it onto commentary.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But quite a heart differential in that and and they're both,
isn't There has there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Been a bigger height differential than Die Heindwood and Pantsman
in a commentary team.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I mean Pantsman is six eight, he's a big unit.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's what five nine?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, I'm five ten? Okay, little bit so I mean
I reckon he might be five six.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I think Justin Harrison and Tim Horn over in Australia
is about the only one that comes close.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but Tim horn I think is bigger than die Henwood.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, but it's great we want to be height different
hill in the box. It obviously helps.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, so that that game was an absolute cracker. They're
back home again this weekend against the Storm at seven
thirds on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That is going to be a real test.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, the Storm. I hate the Storm.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Something about the Storm I don't like either.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, I hate the still Purple. Yeah it's the Purple
and they're always good and hate them and they're playing
league with they shouldn't be yep.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
In some other news, did you catch the total Humiliator Firstly,
there's a couple of humiliators here. This is the story
that's gone quite viral, and that is the Spanish walker.
First of all, the sport of walking is it's been
kicked out of the Olympics, so the race walking is
it's not really a sport. But anyway, the footage is
great because she's coming to the arena, she's walking, someone's
(15:53):
given her a Spanish flag, she's hung it around her neck,
She's had time to tie it around her neck. She's
coming down the home straight. She's she's not even winning
the race. This is just beyond the podium to come third.
So obviously quite stoked about it, arms in the air,
poking the tongue out flag around the neck two meters
before the finish line, gets overtaken, doesn't win any medals.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh my god, gets overtaken by one and two.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, she was only coming third.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh so, first of all, over celebrating a bronze and
you're a race walker.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
One, yeah, over celebrating a bronze.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Two losing the bronze. Three it's a triple wheremy, I mean,
there's been bigger humiliations than that. And walking with the
old Barrett Barrett cranking Barrett.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
And then there's been a few shittings of the pencers
and stuff and over the years.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But there's a great still of her realizing what's happening
because she's going poking the tongue out going ah, and
then she the corner of her eye she goes ah
fuck and the checkers went.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Straight past her on her right head shew me don't
celebrate walking full stop.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No, this is the issue.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's so many things wrong with this, so many anything's
wrong anyway, check out the acc socials to check that out.
It is a total humiliator. But we're going to take
another quick break and Matt Heath, we have an absolute
smorgas board of yours please following Friday's podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I think Friday's podcast is going to win us the
best Sports podcast of the Year again next year because
I think I think that was quality broadcast.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I can't really remember it, I believe, I believe there's
some thoughts on that. Okay, and yours please, but we'll
be back at just a moment.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
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Speaker 1 (17:36):
Radio. Yours please. This is the function.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
If you don't know by now it's the little microphone
on your iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You can just leave us a.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Little voice memo comes straight into our desk and we
play them out first call it yours please.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Hey, fellas, any chance you could have the option, like,
I know you can't commentate every game, but if you
could have the option just to do the acc commentry.
But no one's talking and it's just the crowd noise
and the effects mic on the on the ref. But
just none of us punishing Aussie commentary. That would be
(18:10):
much appreciated. I can commentate myself. Just the Ozzies are punishing.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm picking. I'm picking. He's looking at things up.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
We mainly play Penrith stuff like that that he doesn't
want to listen to Australian commentators.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
He'd rather listen to nothing, just.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
The blank feed.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah. I think. I think sometimes you can if you
press the yellow button.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I think there are some options there, yeah, to get
the clean feed.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, explore that because if you've got the false sky
set up, sometimes you can press the yellow button and
it goes to audio options. Yeah, and you can tow
to an audio one where it's off completely.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I always find it odd when I go to a
game and I don't have commentary, how how much mys
what I think the game is And they go and
watch a replay of and I go, oh, right, that
was what was happening. I know, no freaking idea. Or
I'll do an acc commentary and we'll have a line
of chat that goes right through it. And then you
watch another the commentary and you go, they've got a
totally different angle on the whole game. The commentary can
(19:04):
really affect how you are experiencing the game.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, check that out. But initially I thought there was
a dig at us. But in the end I've worked
out I was talking about it's talk about other games.
We can't have a yet anyway, Okay, next to pall
of yours please.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Hey boys, it's the bloke that listens still on zero
point at times speed here they sound drunk. Look, there
is no way Crusader supporters are going to jump on
the cane train, all right. There's one thing our south
Foinders can agree upon is that we fucking hate more finders.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So that's true.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
When post comes to sharp, I think the Crusaders will
be traveling down across the y Techie and throwing on
a follow and gold.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well see that's look I mean you said last week
yourself that that can tabs only look north, they don't
look south.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I've never seen any love from a cantab like.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Is that your first bet of love from a cantab?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, and that was very sort of mild love, but
tough love. But no, I don't cantabs always just locking
north and giving the bird to Wellington and Auckland and
never throwing love back to or Targal, you know, yeah,
they never do.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
So well that's over now. So who they're going to
support now they've got hurricanes chiefs or they've got North Island.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Night mare. They probably cantabs will probably go for the Brumbies,
that's how much they hate. They prefer Canberra to that is, buddy, Auckland,
Wellington or Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
When you prefer Canberra over they, you know, can get.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Absolutely barred up for Canberra. They love it. It's actually
kind of similar towns.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That is actually got to be a massive porn problem,
a huge porn problem. Mug assumption upon there, yeah, massive
both flat yeah, flat yeah, pawny porny yeah. Okay, next
next caller, You've got few to get through civil fire
through the news.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Please kid a us legends. Hey, I just wanted to tockle
your chat about the colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The procedure itself.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Is the easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
But the night before, Holy moly, I read a diary
of mine from August last year, seven o'clock, two glasses
of blecks. That was down seven ten. Holy moly, this
works fast. Eight thirty five. That was my last entry. Whoa,
it's like a fire hydrant in my ass, so much flow.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I need to vass.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, well they do recommend that, don't they. I read
the precautions you can like the things you can do
to help, and vacillating your ass is one of them. Yeah, yeah,
because it cops such a caning. But a vass helps
helps with the souness.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Over on the Men Jerry Daily's Boat podcast today we
asked the questian, would you prefer to have a red
hot poker, a pineapple, or a Barbie Doll insert it
into your backside. I'm going to rush into that answer.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm going to go I'm going Barbie, Bobbie. I think
there's a few edges on Barbie. Yeah, but I mean
just the general width of Barbie. I think it's going
you are going to leave that head in the other Yeah.
I can deal with that, but it's.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Going to cause a lot less damage than a pineapple
or a red hot poker. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Good, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I mean, it's just it's just it's just damn damaged control.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Really, Yeah, I mean, none of the options ideally you
wouldn't have to have.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm not getting I'm not getting pleasure out of any
of those. Maybe if it was just the leg of Barbie. Yeah,
maybe the arm.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, the arm of Barbi would be good.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, Okay, next goal of yours, please.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Fellas Happy Friday been pondering him on the All Blacks Hotel.
It's let's do the a CEC Hotel. We've got Lee
Hart as Chico Rope Party doing stand up comedy and
the Caparet Lambs, Jason Hoyd on the front des sucking
up everyone's book and he's pouring drinks behind the bar
and charging it. But he's just so gay one for himself, So.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
An emotion, you've got to say that. Yeah, that would
a see hotel would be a risky business.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
That would be a faulty towers of a situation.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
So you'd be the you'd be the CEO, the manager
and director of the hotel. You'd be like in White Lotus,
the guy that ends up shitting in the in the suitcase.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yea true? Actually yeah, the guy get ends up on
the prescription.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I think we've gone into a lot of areas the
a CEC. But I don't know if hotel managements really
where our skills lie.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I think I think you really really nailed nailed it
on the head when he said Jason Hoyt behind the desk,
sucking up everyone's booking.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh my god, someone to go and go where you
ordered to? Twin shre is a double bid.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Lately, keys, Now, how do I turn on the computer?
Would be a disaster?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You what the bar cabre would be good if you
if you're buying the bar and Lee's running the cabaret.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I mean I'd go to the A c CO
Hotel if that was the case.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Free person on us.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, and maybe Jimmy Wells is running the spa.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I imagine them just running around it, like looking around
in a rowe just running people inappropriately.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, I mentioned I'm just walking around a rode around
the entire hotel. Rubbing people.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Lee Baker as a as the bell Hop just you know,
giving people terrible advice on where to get good food.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And demanding tips. Yeah, and dressed up with a little
fears on his head. I think Paul Ford would probably
be one of the legal and there'll be a lot
of legal issues to deal with. Just someone he's like
troubleshooting if the time.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
He's kind of like the Captain Steeving where he's just
kind of calming everything a bit down, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, I fuck it, let's do it. Okay, let's open
one hundred and fifty million dollar hotel.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, I mean it can be there, can yours? Please?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I hope for your site.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
The judges.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I think in Zealand radio on podcast rewards won't listen
to yesterday's partly boys otherwise next Yeah, you'll be lucky
on the race at the after match holy shi anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, of course will win the boat race. We win
the boat race every years. But yeah, look we could look.
I just I actually want to push back a little
bit on that. And I think it was a good podcast.
I remember myself laughing a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I remember laughing a lot at you.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah yeah, well, I mean I was in that position
where you were worse. I was terrible, but just it's
always good when you've got someone that's worse than you,
so you can just throw stones at them, like you're
not seventy five percent or eighty ninety five percent as
bad as them. But just because I didn't happen to
sleep in here. Yeah, yeah, so I'd like to push
back a little bit on that. And I think actually
(25:40):
that might just be the entry on next year's podcaster wards.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay, then well maybe we'd put it under it.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
And I haven't heard it since we did it. No,
I don't want to remember being completely steam still and
enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Aut lest you hope, Laura and Goldri it doesn't listen
to this.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But and nixt call it yours. Please imagine being an
old game.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
You're keeping up for the awards and all of that nonsense.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Then you say Top Sports Awards podcast, let's give them
a listen. You jump on the day after, and what
do you know, it's two folks recapping the fender.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Oh good ship, why you're the top?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Ye'd be running if someone saying I have heard of it?
You know, I'm in the you know, I've been looking,
you know, for for a sports podcast. Might as well
go with the best one, and apparently this one's one
best podcast at the New Zealand Radio podcast would so
that seems like a good place, you know, I'm in
the market for it for a new sports podcast. Turn
that on. It's all boulders, the gold is this and
(26:43):
Gelane's marriage is over that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, that's true. I didn't think about like that, but
thank you caller. That's really booked demon.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It's be the kind of thing management just kind of
would say, look, hey, you've just one best podcast, so
you're there's some new new people coming to listen to this,
so just you know, you know, maybe maybe maybe do
a call it, you know, something good, showcase what you got,
you know, put your best foot forward.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Anyway, this is the last one.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Hopefully more positive.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, hopefully yeah you please? What fuck you boys? Fresh
off winning the bit potty in the fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It and you're just sealed it again that pod, that
pod fucking pod perfection?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What fuck yeah boy ah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yes, undication. I needed that sweet vindication.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
For our heart.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I needed that.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've got so little serotonin, I got so little but
that has brought back just.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
A little bit more. Ok.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You so good, Thank you so much, and you've validated
us and enabled us to continue to be absolute pieces
of ship going forward. To just know that we get rewarded.
The worse we behave, the more we get rewarded.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think we'll knock this one on the head and
the Yeah, I think we should be.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Still I'm still full disclosure, quite low on the her atoning.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I am still a shadow of a man.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm a shallow myself. Yeah, there's not a lot of
self love going on.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, there's not.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, there's quite a lot of self love going on,
but not a lot of self love absolutely.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's things are tough at home, Yeah, a bit. They're
a bit tough at work as well, to be honest. Yeah, Bill,
that came in, yeah, two and a half thousands. Yeah,
I'm still trying to navigate my way around that one
as well.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
You're really under the pump. Really, it's really a rough,
rough patch in the Gulian's auspicious career.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I did try and think about, have I been through
a worse set of scenarios? You know, like that I've
been through and I'm trying to think of it just
compounded and individually. I've dealt with those situations before, but
not over a weekend or not over a twelve hours.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Well, I think I think, I think we said it
on the podcast on Friday, and I think it's worth
reiterating the point that you know, you know, you've had
a shadow when your wife would be less disappointed if
she found you cheating on her. Yeah, then she was
with what you did.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Correct, So I think that's a real well it's cooler
as well.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, it's a real bar Yeah. Yeah, Willow bar.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I think she think she would have taken the letter,
She would be fine with it. Yeah, be like, just
just get here to drop the kids at school. You lose,
even if you've got the girl driving the car. At
least he got there. At least he got there to
drop the kids off.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
He did.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
He's sleeping with someone else and he has to pick
up the kids.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
But you know, anyway, we're here. We're back tomorrow. Manai's
back from Barley tomorrow, so we'll no doubt here's some
stories about that, and plus we're gonna profile the Tea
twenty World Cup continues throughout the week as well. But
don't get to have a deep dive into the Teach
twenty World Cup with the b YC podcast out later
this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
See you later.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
All right, then you seem busy you've been listening to
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