October 25, 2025 • 46 mins
On today's best bits from The Big Show with Pugs, Jase encounters public transport, Mike makes a shocking discovery and Keyzie needs a talking to.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 4 (00:25):
How are you? It's a pleasure to be filling in
for the Fellers today.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Mike Minogue still in Fiji, looks like he's having a
garbage time. If you want to see what I'm talking about.
Mister Mike Minogue on Insta. Hoody Jay finally took some
leave for the first time in his life. It's got
to be incredible for him. And Keesy finally got out
last night after a delayed flight due to all that
hectic weather. If you're listening to this and you're affected,
hope you're okay. Hope everything's still attached on your house
(00:50):
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Hardly Noah, hardly know.
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Like like.
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I don't consider myself a hugely knowledgeable person.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's why you tend to work in radio. But I
do know.
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Fellers from this exact day, last year and the year before.
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Hodarky The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's Queens of the Stone Age On Hodarchy. It's the
small show you hear with Pugs filling in for the
fellers who have finally got a well deserved break. I
am sick and tired of the accusations that those fellas
don't do any work. They come in here for three
hours a day, Okay, they do three hours a day
radio and then what you expect them to go on
an all expenses paid trip to Fiji for the weekend,
(02:04):
drinking beers on the beach and playing golf for the
championship course. Do you know how hard that was for them.
So here I am to finally give them the rest
they deserve, and I'm spinning you some of their best moments,
like this one from mid twenty twenty two with Jason
Hoyt had a classic public transport experience.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I had a hell of a day to day, mate.
I couldn't get the old car started, absolutely sob so
I had to catch a train. Yeah right, yeah, bit
of public transport.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Well, look, I'm not opposed to a bit of public transport.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I used to catch a train to work all the
time and quite enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm with you. I like
the idea of it, but I find my risk gets
really sore from signing all the autographs.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, totally. And there's people wanting to do selfies
all the time, you know what I mean, You guys,
I just don't like the proletariats anywhere near me, you
know what I mean? No, I mean common people. I'm
just like lock, Hey, I really appreciate that you love me,
but look, I just want to have my own base
at the.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Moment, and I think we should be petitioning Auckland Transport
or just New Zealand. Maybe we'll go straight to the
Minister of Transport and just have private cabins and carriages.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I would like that actually, maybe, because often what I find.
What I find on the train is that the seat
smell like wheeze. Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're certainly the passengers do.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, a lot of them smell like wheeze. So now
I'm on the train, think, o, God, feeling a bit shady. Yeah,
you know, feeling a bit but vomity in the mouthy
and get out of my stop there at glen Eden,
get about war a kilometer down the tracks. She breaks
down the train. The train just totally breaks down. And
I'm you are joking me. What do they say?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
They say like, oh, it's like we've broken down here.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Sorry, there's going to be a massive delay. And of
course I'm realizing that I have to get to work
because I'd cut it pretty slim because I've been sleeping
all day trying to get rid of the old hangover
and deah. And so I was like, I'm not having
a bar of this. And so I got out of
the train, went to the front of the train. In
every front of the train is a little sort of
(04:05):
I don't know what you call it, a cabinet. Underneath
was rope, so I just tied that around the waist
outside the train.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
So you're on the train tracks at the stage.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, totally on the train tracks.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It was safe though, key because the train was it
wasn't functioning.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It actually broken down, and I just wrapped that rope
around the waist, mate, and just pulled her into town.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
How many you pulled the entire train into town.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Because a lot of people would have just taken a
taxi or an uber totally, mate, but you don't want
to let everyone else down on the train.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Exactly nine stops it was. And the amazing thing was
I was so efficient. And this is the thing about trains, keasy, right,
You get a bit of momentum, don't you mind you do,
and they're actually really easy to pull. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Quite deceptive, isn't it. People think you're super strong, and
you do need to be to get it going.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
The actual key. The most difficult thing about pulling a
train is actually stopping it.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I was going to say, how did you stop blind time?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
What would happen is when I got to a station,
I just go off to the side, there and the
front of the train would go past me and I'd
just anchor myself on the tracks there and just slow
it down.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I was so efficient. We were early all the way
into town.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Right.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So a few people are actually a bit passed off
because they missed the train because I was that good
and that efficient at pulling the train that they actually
missed me.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
So you were pulling a train with how many carriages?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It was middle of the day so it wasn't as
many I think fifteen.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
So you're pulling a train with fifteen carriages, and then
you get to a station, you'd stop the train, people.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Would more people would hop on, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And then you'd keep going yeah. And then I'd get
back to the front of the train and just put
my head down and into it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah. I did that once.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
We've all been there, am I right on our on
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Speaker 3 (11:04):
David Bowie there on the Hodarchy average more of a
grower show with pugs filling in for the feelers who
just could not be asked doing any more work after
they had a hard weekend last weekend living it up
in Fiji. And now I'm spending in some of the
most iconic moments, this one from all the way back
in April twenty twenty two, when Mike Minogue discovered something
(11:24):
shocking about his wife.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Look, I got home last night, man, I just wanted
to sort of run something past you guys. Surely, my
buds you'll be able to give me some advice on this,
but I went home last night and me old missus there.
She says, look, I've got something I need to talk
to you about. And I'm hello, yeah, yeah, hello, it's
good Sits me down on the couch. I'm saying, what's
going on? She goes, well, I just want you to
(11:49):
know that there's been something going on and I just
need to bring it to your attention. I'm like, sit,
yeah what My antenna goes up.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Man, I'm starting to get worried a little bit with you,
because straight away I'm thinking she's up to no good.
I don't know. Did you get that sense?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Just in?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And I see, now what what? What? What are we
talking about here? And she said, well, look, there's been
some messaging going on, some messaging. What do you mean,
messaging on the social media? So you said there's been
some messaging, right, okay. Then I said, name who you
been messaging? She says, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
she hasn't been messaging me. I haven't been messaging anyway.
(12:34):
Someone's been messaging me. Tell me more. And she goes, yeah,
someone's been message me. You'll make kezy, Oh no, you'll
make kezy. He's been trying to friend me on Instagram
and then when I didn't accept it, he's been messaging
me every hour on the air asking what my problem is?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Jesus?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And so.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
I've got to bring it up, you know, I mean
what I mean, I'm glad you brought it up on air, mate.
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, Es, I mean, what would you do in this situation?
Because it's a difficult thing because I don't know if
you know this, but I work with yeah, yeah, yeah,
And it makes it difficult that he is trying to
hook into my missus.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Because there's that whole kind of year exactly, that whole
kind of pervy, creepy vine. I know what he is
totally in his mind massive And so you're thinking yourself,
here's this dude who just watches pawn consistently.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
He's an animal animal, the.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Brothel keeper, brothel, the brothel master. Yeah, and he's what
What what I find concerning about it, actually the monogo
is that he's doing it on the hour, that kind
of persistent.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's my wife said, it seemed to her like he
had an alarm seat.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Right, Okay, it was literally on the minute, every hour. Yeah,
and it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Was something you know, she felt uncomfortablebout because obviously it's
a work relationship that I'm in with Keithy.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But from her point of view, she considers our marriage
to be and more to be really important as well.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Massively So I mean, I mean, he's not It's not
just really uncomfortable for your wife, it's uncomfortable for your
professional environment as well, you know what I mean? Knowing
that a guy that you're working with is massively heading
on your partner.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do you think it's something that I should bring up
with Kesey?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Um, Look, I think we just let it sit for
a little while. See what she goes through today. I mean,
if he's doing the whole pervy pesty thing all day
to day sending out you know, then I think maybe
you and I we do a bit of an intervention
tomorrow and.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Just in the meantime, if we could just keep this
just between you and me. Yeah, total, I don't want
getting wind of it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
God No, stick around to hear the part two of
that whole fes go that Kezy man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's a shockun bastard. He's a shock gun Marster.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Got some TV chat for you. Before the hour's out.
But first it's crack into some for tellies. This is
Chelsea Dagger on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarchy Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah here with Pugs Hey before the hour wraps up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's cracking to a quick TV Chatah, what so on
the telly with bugs? Yeah, there's no time, all right,
I need a cracking in some science here. I want
to understand why is it that my partner will introduce
me to shows that I generally wouldn't touch with a
ten foot barge pole, And sometimes I still think they're
(15:43):
kind of well, they could be perceived as not great,
and then I'm still obsessed with them. I finished The
Hunting Wives last night TV and Z plus, Sofie O'Neil
moves to DP East Texas and succumbs to socialite Margo's charms.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Her life is soon consumed by obsession, seduction, and murder.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Now my favorite TV shows, The Sopranos is probably the
most notable one.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I wouldn't normally go near The Hunting Wives.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I was chomping at the bit for season two when
I finished that show.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Last night we watched the final three episodes.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The amount of obsession Seduction, Murder, Bonking, et cetera, et cetera,
and that show out the Gate. It's crazy. I just don't.
I want to understand that science. If you get it,
give me a text on three for a three. Or
if you know a show that you have watched with
your partner that your partner's introduced you to that you
generally wouldn't be into. For example, my partner introduced me
(16:38):
to Love Island, Love Island, Australia. This summer I turned
pretty and now this The Hunting Wives. So I'd like
to understand or here your examples of shows that you
wouldn't have touched without your partner's influence.
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The hod Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You'd a handsome You're here with pigs. I'm filling in
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Speaker 9 (17:26):
I just don't eating anything that was really stream food
and fidgeting options, and.
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There was, and it was so.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Hell of a lot on this hour on the Hodiarky
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Campbell bardging and and saying it's too many iconic moments, Pugs,
that people can't have this many good memories.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You need to keep them starved.
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No four best bits of this hour from the Big Show,
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Talking heads on the Darky it'sy bitsy show you hear
with Pugs filling him for Hoidy J. Mogi an old
Kazy and speaking of Hoidy J. This date last year,
October twenty fourth, he just got back from a huge
holiday away where I'm pretty sure he was permitted like
at least two days of leave. And so the Fellas
did a play by play on exactly how he would
(18:39):
have spent his time off.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Hey, while you're away, jas, because you're away last week?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yes, keez, what was that about? While you're away? Me
and old Moggi over there.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
We got the listeners to help us put together what
we assume a sort of regular day off for you
might look like, sure, because you didn't leave the city,
you know, you pretty much were just at home. Yeah,
so we got people people text here on three four
eighty three and helped us put this sort of schedule together.
So I'll just run you through a few of them
on it.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Before you get into it. Kesy. I mean, do you
feel like it's accurate or I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, six am?
You're awake because of the sunlight.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
And I've got a very thin curtain MOGI in my room,
so the sunlight does get in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
and sleeping and.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Now the curtain itself. Keysy is quite dark, but it's
just a thin material.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Sure, okay six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
like stop stardy wheeze.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
No, it's usually a power stream.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
And then it don't lie. And then at six ten
you decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
tap of that's enough. I pretty much into the tank.
Then you put on some shorts because you're at home
and it's getting warm.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Now inaccurate.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Why what did you put on?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh you trag your brown cross brown cross.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Six fifteen, have a durry on the deck six twenty
correct sigh about nothing, then head back inside.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
No incury that around the wrong way. First, first I
make my wife a really terrible coffee which he doesn't appreciate.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
Hang on, I've got to die. Okay, it's forty five.
Make coffee for wife, and over six fifty you sulk
because she says it's too hot? Can I just claim
sulking lads for the duration of the day, that's right.
Six fifty five. Have another dorry and a whoa of
a move.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This is this is.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Very important to clarify. I never have a dorry before
my coffee, all right, with your coffee. So I made
the coffee fish. Then I got so I didn't have
a dorry.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
and two imperfect strokes.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
We're up to seven o'clock. Now someone suggested that you
do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
how sore your legs are from doing the stretches. And
at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer symptoms
and start panicking.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy?
There at seven o'clock I do chee yo good? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
oh I can picture that. Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
At eight o'clock you crank the hog.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What's that again?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Mogi said it was do you get your motorbike out?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Is it? I know? No? Inaccurate? Right okay?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Eight o five if and Jeff about Roue or the duck?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Eight thirty watched Dog Squad again and and talk along
to the voiceover.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
actually even watched Dog Squad?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, should we haven't? Nine am?
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Drain your probiscus using two beach towels, and that goes
until nine ten minutes for each.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, that's right, And at that point you you tell
your wife about that time you used to work out
with Ryan gos I work with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Nine clearly accurate, nine thirty Get.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Your right out, ninety get your fishing right out.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
It depends on the time which one of those two things. Um, look,
I don't in terms of getting my ride out, that
tends to be early on yeah, right, and getting my
fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Okay, let's say the tide was good ninety, you got
the fishing ride out, eleven forty you retired from fishing
with fifteen undersized fish. Correct, eleven forty five. Make the
best of each in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Make the best iced coffee in the world to have
with it.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Can I just clarify something here. I've probably had about
eight daries by then, right, okyeah, But.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Like that's only the first part of the day.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Pretterhi, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So if you're wondering what Hordy J's up to just
go back through that play by play there.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
That pretty much nails the morning down.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
We'll be back on Tuesday with the rest of the
Fellers when the Haidecki Big Show team's back in four.
In the meantime, three more bestbets to come this hour,
plus a second chance for you to win a tool
thanks to our mates at im on the final day
of the Toolbox top Up.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
But in the meantime, here's mus plug in Baby. It's
ready a Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
Velvet Revolver on Hoderarchy.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It sounds like I was taking a lot of effort
to pronounce that. I absolutely was saying five times fast.
You're here with Pugs. It's the hold Archy Grower, not
a shower show. I'm spinning you some of the Feller's
bestpits from throughout the years. Somebody actually takes me on
three four eight three and said, can we get some
improv please? This was a couple of days ago, and
so I've kept that in the back of my mind
just for you. Here's an improv from this time last year.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Sounds fae Lions camera excellent.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
No, it's time for the.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Big show pro well, I was thinking fellas celebration of
Kisi's overseas travels of late and I, by the way,
Magi had a real go to upgrading again and leaving
his wife behind. So I thought, what would be quite
(24:10):
a nice scenario maybe this time is that Keysy is
going through customs. Okay, So it's a customs sort of
set up. Keysy is massively hungover and also has terrible
diarrhea okay, and he's getting like sharp pains in his
(24:31):
stomach from a tie curry he had the night before.
Plus plus he's actually massively hungover. It was a death arm.
And yeah, you of course Mogi will play the customs official,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
So we go custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport,
good mate, so sure beg yes, my big what's your name? Brother?
It's Chris, you know, Chris, Chris Chris. Okay, I'm a
customs officer, Magi. I'm just gonna it's all good if
it goes for your bag. Yeah, it's still I'm just
going to zip it here. Made all right?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
But Ben drummer drug dog Larte sidles over the Keysy
and sniffs his ass.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh what's sorry? Are the dog? Why is the dog
sniffing my ars? That's sort of dog mate. That's an officer,
all right. That's an officer of the of the Custom
Service here in New Zealand. And you'll treat them with
the same amount of respect as you treat me, all right.
So the reason why we've pulled you over is Officer
good boy over there, prior to smelling your anus as
he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person. He's
(25:41):
signaled and so now I'm just going to go through
your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to hack
it and we're just going to go through item by item,
all right. So what's this one? Twelve inch Delli? Did
you buy that over there? Yes, there's a bit of
a joke present for the feller's back home that I
work with. Fourteen inch Delly had a joke as well
as it. And that one there is engraved with the
(26:02):
name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one for me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It was that moment is keys. He goes to release
a bit of wind, he slightly ships himself.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
because an hour and.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
I had a la last night and it's just it's
not agreed with me.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Man Ogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his call.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
like you'll be right there, mate. Whatever happens now happens,
all right. I just don't want to just stay between us.
All right, are you and okay? Going through your bag
here again? All right? One, okay, I thought I put
those in a chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
(26:57):
that's confused.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Must be other stuff with the I can't remember there
is just.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
it means this is going to be a rough couple
of hours for you. Boy. Do trust me. If you're
going to we'll just get you to bend over the mate.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
What was in the middle of the sort of X
ray area with everyone.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that's right, Okay, it's a new policy.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his bowels
and release a sully.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Does he? Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through
your suitcase here I can see but plug.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But what's fascinating about that improv there kicking off your
long weekends? Though Mike Minogue plays the customs officer in
that scenario, I can.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Really envision him being the sharter.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Hopefully that doesn't happen to him on his trip overseas.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Hey, just while I've got you, you could when you
share that ten k cash injection. We got on the
Hidaky gig a little fun thanks to I Mates. It's
super liquor.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Listen out for the roar.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Of the encore, which could go off at any time
and give us a buzz on oh eight hundred Hodarky,
you just have to choose the gig. I'd go to
the Freddy's Tour, but for all I care, it could
be one of those weird experimental drone bands.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Here's the cure on Hodaky.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's the cult on Hidarchy. It's Pugs here going back
to back with the best. But it's another one from
this exact date last year when Jason Hoyt had some
very very exciting career news.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I don't normally do this, but there's something I need
to address.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Is this under the segment title it been bad Me?
Is that a new see what we're doing? Yeah? Pugs?
Have you already banged up that man? Have you already
banged that up for us? Man?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
That sting man with you?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Maggie, I don't know that. It's sort of comes under
that time, okay, but it's one of those things that
it's getting out of hand. It's growing. I hear people
talking behind my back, you know, I hear the rumors,
I see social media, and I I've reached a point
where it's like, Okay, I need to address this before
(29:19):
it gets out of hand?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, can I guess what it is?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Your hunker? Wow? So it was a guess. I mean,
just based on what you said about people talking about
it as getting massively out of hand.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I I don't even know what to say to that, PUDs,
But anyway, No, look, it's no big deal, and I
can confirm I'm gonna be on the next series of
Celebrity Treasure Island, all right, because it's been swirling, it's
been swirling around and people Ady J would be awesome
on this. Get houidy j on Houidy J would be
(29:59):
I would pay you see hoidy j on CTI.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That is interesting because one of the we're really the
only caveat that they have is that you can't tell
anybody about it until the show is announced after filming.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Sure, but also they know that I've got a huge
swallowing and so they're trying to jazz up the whole
pre show hype.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So I'm getting everyone excited about a year out.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
I'll tell you what. The only contention has been actually,
thus far.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
As as you saying it while the old season is
still playing.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
No, the only contention that the only disagreement we've had
contractually at the moment is they've asked me what charity
I want to have as my charity, and I've said
my wife. Ah, because then you know it's like, if
I win ten thousand dollars for my charity de douche,
my wife gets ten k sure J like kachin Kitchen,
which because and then they were sort of against that
(30:54):
and I said, well, hang on, that will make me
compete for reels. And when you've got j competing for
reels Lockout New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Well, what I've noticed was actually a lot of the
competitors on there, and not just this season, other seasons
as well. As they all seem to have their own charity. Sure,
they all seem to have their own charity. It'll be
a good point. I'll be doing it for my own charity.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
You know, we do this, that and the other.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
But they usually do help people. They don't just go, well,
you know they've.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Got a charity. You haven't seen them do any work,
have you. You're taken them at their word that they're
doing Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I understand one hundred percent
think they probably are right. At the same time, I
also don't know, so if you just start up a
little charity exactly, Yeah, Well, as.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I say, I've just made up my wife, So I
mean that's that's pretty easy, you know. And I just
fought it was important to get ahead of the game
because sometimes these things get blown out and as stupid
things start swirling about. So yes, I am going to
be in the next series of celebrity treasure Island, all
right and leave it there.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And what do you think your strengths are going to
be on ct I JS? Is it going to be
your your physical capability sure across multiple videos. Is it
going to be your ability to solve puzzles with your
milky eyes? Or is it going to be your ability
to be able to build camaraderie with your fellow competitors
given you don't really like people.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I think it's going to be being able to stab
every bastard in the back magie.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, definitely, your people's skills will shine through.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So there we've done. All right?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, sweet, he's at the hearing no.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
More about it. I don't want to hear any more
about it because I'm eating a barbecue chip.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
More on that story before the hour's out. That's right.
I'm going back to back to back with the best
bits just for you.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
And in the meantime, if you get lonely and you
miss the Fellers over the weekend, just suit us up
on iHeartRadio. It's free to download, free to use, Hodarky
Big Show and you can access the entire arcove of
absolutely Garbage Chat.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Here's Midnight Oil on Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodak Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's Pugs here One More Beast, but before the hour's out,
continuing the story of Jason's exciting career development of being
selected for Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Edison Fellas re what I just discussed in the last
voice break Celebrity Treasure Island. The producers have just called me.
I've been sacked, right, do they say?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Why?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, because apparently you're not me to talk about when
they select you for the new series. So for the
series Fight Club, Yeah, you don't talk about you know,
the one rule of ct I is you don't talk
about ct I.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you got it about that because that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Could have been your big break. No, it would have
been my big break, you know what I mean. And
that's the way it goes. Man.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
The one rule of STIs as well, Yeah, yeah, you
don't talk about STO Oh yeah, but you should if
you've should responsibly. Yeah. And also ring everybody up that
you've ever sort of seen in the past and their
heads up.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Yeah yeah it's Keysy No, don't use me.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
The Fellas will be back and fall on Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
If you can't wait till the ensuage, hold a big
show wherever you get your potties from, and in the
meantime we'll best bits to come before I get out
of here, including Keezy leaving the Big Show and also
him massively pesting the part two story of him texting
Moggi's wife after six on Hold Aki.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdaki.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
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Speaker 3 (34:25):
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Radio hodarchy is dead. I am dead alone because everybody's
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meantime more best bits on the way.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
But first he is Padler Mudd on Hdarchy.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchies.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Radiohead on the Hdiarchy Big Shitter, I mean show you're
here with pigs filling him for the Fellers back in
full on Tuesday. But in the meantime, squeezing in a
cuppy more bespits four years while I can before I
head off on my own long weekend. And this was
when Kezy took his biggest hiatus from the Hidarky Big Show.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Speaking of the three day weekend, of course, Keezy, this
is the last week for you, my friend, and then
you're off for a month long honeymoon. Eigh shows CAZy.
How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
All good?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah, of course I'm excited. It's been a long time
coming and been saving up for a long time. My
wife and I haven't been overseas and well I went
to Fiji for a wedding, but before that it was
probably five or so years to the front.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, boyd on you brother, that's good.
It's a obviously getting to see a bit of Europe
for the first time. It's pretty exciting, and especially given
you know that you're leaving when we're still and like
most people you would expect Jason backed me up on this.
You and I have been in radio a long long while.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Wow. You know generally people with time that you go
on those sorts of trips when we've got that four
week break at the end of the year when everybody's off. Yeah,
but you're taking it off when we're sort of still
in the thicker things, and you know, and you're sort
of opening the door, I guess because Pugs will be
coming in. Pugs will be replacing you for a month,
and that doesn't bother you at all. Men like you
(36:55):
have sort of opening the door for somebody else to
have a crack totally.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
And there's this, as they say, Moggie, there's there's fifty
to one hundred people as soon as you walk out
their door that want to walk in that door. You
know what I mean. They're banging on the door and
we've got a little chat going on just separate from
the show with Pugs for when you're away. By the way,
just incidentally, the ideas are pissing unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Y're pissing out of them because there's sort of the road,
you know, of the of radio. Sure, it's sort of
littered with the with the corpses of over confident former
former presenters, former personalities.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
You're not wrong, mate, right, yeah, so what do you
I mean, obviously, tell you what your first time in Europe?
That is awesome, man. It's going to be just you
and your partner going for walks and eating.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Pizzas and yeah, it's going to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean, obviously I'm happy for Pega. He's a member
of the team. We've all got our jobs, you know,
we all know we're doing sure.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah. He I've seriously never been more impressed than I
have working with Pugs. He just blow me away with
his work ethic totally. He's just he's just go, go
go the whole time. We all be checking our ideas
all the time, and I'm looking forward.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
To I mean, like, I know what you guys are saying,
and thanks for your concern, but like you know, I've
my name is written down on a piece of paper
that says Kezy yeah who wrote part of the Big
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Yeah, did you sign it?
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Yeah, it's his Kezy Big Show presenter.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
It's not just gonna I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
They'll keep you around Hodech.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I mean, you know, you'd be surprised how many calls
you get into a show between sort of midnight and four.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, well I previous was maybe going away for a month.
You say the night show is going to be up
for grabs.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Again, that you don't not even bothered by it, because
I would be, even in my position, which feels feelings
like you, I'd still be like, I don't know, mant know, I'm.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Accused you of having tiny bullos before you have big
bullos walking out and see yours.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
See right, because I just don't this is me though,
this is not you. Yeah, I don't know how you
know you're gonna go away. It's a honeymoon with your
wife and given you know, how are you going to
stay in the moment? You know, right when you know,
damn well, your head's on the chopping block.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Yeah, yeah, well I wouldn't put it like that.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
You just see you just see great insta post after
insta post, because I mean Pax will still be doing
all you know what I mean, right, all the roles. Yeah,
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
But well sus, as they say in France, Yon brother say.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Thanks fellas looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just note that if you decide to take extended leave
like Keysy, your coworkers will probably say the same thing
about you. And while I've got you, the Radiohodaki Swingers
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Speaker 4 (39:54):
If you want to feel like how we did in Fiji,
here's the Killers.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, It's Mike and Keysy.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Tune in on Radio Holak.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It's the Killers on the Hicky Big Show with Pugs
filling in for the Fellas. And of course we've got
the eight k ring to give away thanks to our
mates from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
But we know that a's key.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
We need a little bit of encouragement to drop a
knee and propose, so we're asking you to nominate or
tell us your story about not getting proposed to. And
on the line, I'm actually joined now by Anonymous. Anonymous,
are you there, Hi? Thanks for coming on, Anonymous. Now
I want you to tell me your story because obviously
you don't enter unless you're waiting on a proposal.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
So what's going on.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
To give our forstern news? And he is two teenage
for dream so we don't really have plans with more children.
And I think the least you can do for me
is dropping and I've been here his favorite radio sil
(41:00):
give him a nude because if the boys time to
do it, he'll do it right.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
So it's got to take encouragement from the boys.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Have you tried encouragement from his pals or other people
in his life before you came to us at Hodarchy?
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I think they're all clean on it. But pieces the
man more about than a ring on a finger?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I see, I see, so okay, So he sounds like
a backbone, but it'd be even more of a backbone
if he actually just knutted up and actually dropped the knee.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
All right, Anonymous, I'll chuck you on. Hold there, I'll
come back to you in a moment. Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
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Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's ready a Holdarchy The Hdarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah here worth Pigs filling in for the Fowlers on
the Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kezy with the final
best bit of the day.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
We have made it.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Thanks for coming along for the ride. Here is part
two of Kezy pesting on Mike Minogue's wife on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Mike can I let's take a minute if you don't
mind hear me?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yeah mate, Hey Kesey, what's up? Listen? I just been
chatting to old Minogio A bit of something's come up.
I guess you could say on here or off ear
or a yeah it was on here, it was on air,
(42:47):
and I think I listen, mate, I think the world
are you already do I think you're a top? Like
I really think you're a top. Yeah, yeah, well that's
cool and I really like listen. Mike was just saying
on air, and it's something I think we need to
address that you've sincere so they started pesting his wife
(43:09):
a little bit that year. She's refused to accept you
as a friend or something on that on Instagram or
something like that. And she was saying that you've been
texting her every hour ever since, and she's kind of
freaked out. Mate, I'll be really honest with you.
Speaker 7 (43:25):
She wouldn't give me a number.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Well, she's saying that you're doing it every every half
hour today, and you know, I just think we've got
to be, you know, sending a few boundaries here. My friend,
I know, Minogio is a bit freaked out by it.
His partner is certainly freaked out by I know, I know,
I know. And that's fine, Keezy, but maybe just lay
(43:48):
off the texts and the messaging for a little while,
let me have a word with her, and in the meantime,
just maybe back off a little bit, because she is
totally freaked out. She thinks God, because she knows you're
a bit of a pist, a bit of a you know,
the whole poor no thing. Tell her about that well,
I mean she listens to the show and she's kind
of freaked out. So you're just back off of it.
(44:11):
Problem is, there's no problem, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Just okay, and you'll sort it.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Put it in, mate, pull it in, all right, rain
it in, no, pull it in right, thanks mate, and
you'll sort it out.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Ah, coming up. I tell you you're right, mate, you're
good mate.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I'm all good. Kesy your mad bastardy, your sixth
son of a bitch?
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Hey you am? I yeah, man, it's all good mate. Oh,
it's all good.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Cool man.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Two words for old Kezy there shocking brush.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
He'll be back with the Fellas on Tuesday from four
at the Standy Big Show.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Time in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
If you can't wait till, then get your fixed by
searching Hodaky Big Show on the iHeart Radio app. Free
to download the app, free to use online. Get a
around it in the meantime. More tunes on the way
on Radio Hodarchy The hold.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah boy, you know what that sound signifies, start of
the long weekend. Baby, Hey, thanks so much for hanging
out on the itsy bitsy teen. You win a yellow
Polka Dot show with me Pugs filling in for the
Fellers on the Big Show. Of course, I'll be back
in full next Tuesday from four pm at the standy
Big Show time. But in the meantime plenty to come
(45:37):
over the weekend. You got the whole podcast archive to
look forward to on your long weekend roadies. Just search
Hold Act Big Show on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you get your podcasts.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Honestly, I don't bloody care. Just have a listen and
do every geeze.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
At the Insta as well, we're putting out a whole
bunch of great stuff on there, including all the Fiji
adventures if you haven't caught up on those.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
But if you're sec of beautiful, beautiful beaches and a
golf course, there's plenty more to come on there as well.
I'm going to head home now.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'm dog sitting for the next three weeks, so I'm
going to enjoy some squeezes of the kavoodle.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
It sounds like a euphemism, it is not.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Plus, I'm hosting a dinner party tonight with a few
pals and supposed to go to a Batch and Snail's
Beach this weekend.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Classic yarn.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It was already booked out by the person's parents, so
now I can't go. So they're just having drinks at
their flat, which seems like the standy Kiwi solution. Give
yourself a beautiful weekend. I'll be back on Sunday morning,
actually on my Standy Sunday Time with a few iconic
moments from the Big Show from the week It Never
Bloody Ends and I love every moment you're listening to
the Big Show. Thanks for hanging out. This has been
(46:38):
Pugs filling in for the Fellers that Tuesday at four.
Have a beautiful, safe, long weekend.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Byye
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How are you? It's a pleasure to be filling in
for the Fellers today.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Mike Minogue still in Fiji, looks like he's having a
garbage time. If you want to see what I'm talking about.
Mister Mike Minogue on Insta. Hoody Jay finally took some
leave for the first time in his life. It's got
to be incredible for him. And Keesy finally got out
last night after a delayed flight due to all that
hectic weather. If you're listening to this and you're affected,
hope you're okay. Hope everything's still attached on your house
(00:50):
and your powers back, et etc. It is Friday before
the long week in I want to know what your
plans are. Give me a buzz on three four eight
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Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hardly Noah, hardly know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like like.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't consider myself a hugely knowledgeable person.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's why you tend to work in radio. But I
do know.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm armed to the teeth with best. Butits from the
Fellers from this exact day, last year and the year before.
Plus it's the last day of the ITM Toolbox. Top
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Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hodarky The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's Queens of the Stone Age On Hodarchy. It's the
small show you hear with Pugs filling in for the
fellers who have finally got a well deserved break. I
am sick and tired of the accusations that those fellas
don't do any work. They come in here for three
hours a day, Okay, they do three hours a day
radio and then what you expect them to go on
an all expenses paid trip to Fiji for the weekend,
(02:04):
drinking beers on the beach and playing golf for the
championship course. Do you know how hard that was for them.
So here I am to finally give them the rest
they deserve, and I'm spinning you some of their best moments,
like this one from mid twenty twenty two with Jason
Hoyt had a classic public transport experience.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I had a hell of a day to day, mate.
I couldn't get the old car started, absolutely sob so
I had to catch a train. Yeah right, yeah, bit
of public transport.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Well, look, I'm not opposed to a bit of public transport.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I used to catch a train to work all the
time and quite enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm with you. I like
the idea of it, but I find my risk gets
really sore from signing all the autographs.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, totally. And there's people wanting to do selfies
all the time, you know what I mean, You guys,
I just don't like the proletariats anywhere near me, you
know what I mean? No, I mean common people. I'm
just like lock, Hey, I really appreciate that you love me,
but look, I just want to have my own base
at the.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Moment, and I think we should be petitioning Auckland Transport
or just New Zealand. Maybe we'll go straight to the
Minister of Transport and just have private cabins and carriages.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I would like that actually, maybe, because often what I find.
What I find on the train is that the seat
smell like wheeze. Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're certainly the passengers do.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, a lot of them smell like wheeze. So now
I'm on the train, think, o, God, feeling a bit shady. Yeah,
you know, feeling a bit but vomity in the mouthy
and get out of my stop there at glen Eden,
get about war a kilometer down the tracks. She breaks
down the train. The train just totally breaks down. And
I'm you are joking me. What do they say?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
They say like, oh, it's like we've broken down here.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Sorry, there's going to be a massive delay. And of
course I'm realizing that I have to get to work
because I'd cut it pretty slim because I've been sleeping
all day trying to get rid of the old hangover
and deah. And so I was like, I'm not having
a bar of this. And so I got out of
the train, went to the front of the train. In
every front of the train is a little sort of
(04:05):
I don't know what you call it, a cabinet. Underneath
was rope, so I just tied that around the waist
outside the train.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
So you're on the train tracks at the stage.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, totally on the train tracks.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It was safe though, key because the train was it
wasn't functioning.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It actually broken down, and I just wrapped that rope
around the waist, mate, and just pulled her into town.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
How many you pulled the entire train into town.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Because a lot of people would have just taken a
taxi or an uber totally, mate, but you don't want
to let everyone else down on the train.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Exactly nine stops it was. And the amazing thing was
I was so efficient. And this is the thing about trains, keasy, right,
You get a bit of momentum, don't you mind you do,
and they're actually really easy to pull. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Quite deceptive, isn't it. People think you're super strong, and
you do need to be to get it going.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
The actual key. The most difficult thing about pulling a
train is actually stopping it.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I was going to say, how did you stop blind time?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
What would happen is when I got to a station,
I just go off to the side, there and the
front of the train would go past me and I'd
just anchor myself on the tracks there and just slow
it down.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I was so efficient. We were early all the way
into town.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Right.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So a few people are actually a bit passed off
because they missed the train because I was that good
and that efficient at pulling the train that they actually
missed me.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
So you were pulling a train with how many carriages?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It was middle of the day so it wasn't as
many I think fifteen.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
So you're pulling a train with fifteen carriages, and then
you get to a station, you'd stop the train, people.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Would more people would hop on, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And then you'd keep going yeah. And then I'd get
back to the front of the train and just put
my head down and into it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah. I did that once.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
We've all been there, am I right on our on
your local public transport system. It'stead the best of it
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(06:39):
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Speaker 4 (08:31):
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Speaker 8 (08:33):
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Speaker 1 (08:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
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out a bit.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
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Ready a hod Up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
David Bowie there on the Hodarchy average more of a
grower show with pugs filling in for the feelers who
just could not be asked doing any more work after
they had a hard weekend last weekend living it up
in Fiji. And now I'm spending in some of the
most iconic moments, this one from all the way back
in April twenty twenty two, when Mike Minogue discovered something
(11:24):
shocking about his wife.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Look, I got home last night, man, I just wanted
to sort of run something past you guys. Surely, my
buds you'll be able to give me some advice on this,
but I went home last night and me old missus there.
She says, look, I've got something I need to talk
to you about. And I'm hello, yeah, yeah, hello, it's
good Sits me down on the couch. I'm saying, what's
going on? She goes, well, I just want you to
(11:49):
know that there's been something going on and I just
need to bring it to your attention. I'm like, sit,
yeah what My antenna goes up.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Man, I'm starting to get worried a little bit with you,
because straight away I'm thinking she's up to no good.
I don't know. Did you get that sense?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Just in?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And I see, now what what? What? What are we
talking about here? And she said, well, look, there's been
some messaging going on, some messaging. What do you mean,
messaging on the social media? So you said there's been
some messaging, right, okay. Then I said, name who you
been messaging? She says, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
she hasn't been messaging me. I haven't been messaging anyway.
(12:34):
Someone's been messaging me. Tell me more. And she goes, yeah,
someone's been message me. You'll make kezy, Oh no, you'll
make kezy. He's been trying to friend me on Instagram
and then when I didn't accept it, he's been messaging
me every hour on the air asking what my problem is?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Jesus?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And so.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
I've got to bring it up, you know, I mean
what I mean, I'm glad you brought it up on air, mate.
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, Es, I mean, what would you do in this situation?
Because it's a difficult thing because I don't know if
you know this, but I work with yeah, yeah, yeah,
And it makes it difficult that he is trying to
hook into my missus.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Because there's that whole kind of year exactly, that whole
kind of pervy, creepy vine. I know what he is
totally in his mind massive And so you're thinking yourself,
here's this dude who just watches pawn consistently.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
He's an animal animal, the.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Brothel keeper, brothel, the brothel master. Yeah, and he's what
What what I find concerning about it, actually the monogo
is that he's doing it on the hour, that kind
of persistent.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's my wife said, it seemed to her like he
had an alarm seat.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Right, Okay, it was literally on the minute, every hour. Yeah,
and it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Was something you know, she felt uncomfortablebout because obviously it's
a work relationship that I'm in with Keithy.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
But from her point of view, she considers our marriage
to be and more to be really important as well.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Massively So I mean, I mean, he's not It's not
just really uncomfortable for your wife, it's uncomfortable for your
professional environment as well, you know what I mean? Knowing
that a guy that you're working with is massively heading
on your partner.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do you think it's something that I should bring up
with Kesey?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Um, Look, I think we just let it sit for
a little while. See what she goes through today. I mean,
if he's doing the whole pervy pesty thing all day
to day sending out you know, then I think maybe
you and I we do a bit of an intervention
tomorrow and.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Just in the meantime, if we could just keep this
just between you and me. Yeah, total, I don't want
getting wind of it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
God No, stick around to hear the part two of
that whole fes go that Kezy man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's a shockun bastard. He's a shock gun Marster.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Got some TV chat for you. Before the hour's out.
But first it's crack into some for tellies. This is
Chelsea Dagger on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarchy Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah here with Pugs Hey before the hour wraps up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's cracking to a quick TV Chatah, what so on
the telly with bugs? Yeah, there's no time, all right,
I need a cracking in some science here. I want
to understand why is it that my partner will introduce
me to shows that I generally wouldn't touch with a
ten foot barge pole, And sometimes I still think they're
(15:43):
kind of well, they could be perceived as not great,
and then I'm still obsessed with them. I finished The
Hunting Wives last night TV and Z plus, Sofie O'Neil
moves to DP East Texas and succumbs to socialite Margo's charms.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Her life is soon consumed by obsession, seduction, and murder.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Now my favorite TV shows, The Sopranos is probably the
most notable one.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I wouldn't normally go near The Hunting Wives.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I was chomping at the bit for season two when
I finished that show.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Last night we watched the final three episodes.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The amount of obsession Seduction, Murder, Bonking, et cetera, et cetera,
and that show out the Gate. It's crazy. I just don't.
I want to understand that science. If you get it,
give me a text on three for a three. Or
if you know a show that you have watched with
your partner that your partner's introduced you to that you
generally wouldn't be into. For example, my partner introduced me
(16:38):
to Love Island, Love Island, Australia. This summer I turned
pretty and now this The Hunting Wives. So I'd like
to understand or here your examples of shows that you
wouldn't have touched without your partner's influence.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Plus plenty coming up after five. I've got four.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Best bits in the chamber just for that hour my
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The hod Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
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Speaker 9 (17:26):
I just don't eating anything that was really stream food
and fidgeting options, and.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
There was, and it was so.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Hell of a lot on this hour on the Hodiarky
teeny Weenie Show, I've barricaded the door to stop Pixie
Campbell bardging and and saying it's too many iconic moments, Pugs,
that people can't have this many good memories.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You need to keep them starved.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No four best bits of this hour from the Big Show,
plus your second and final chance to a tool from
the im Toolbox top up. Of course, no Throber today, sadly,
not because all the fellows are away, but because the
controversy would be too much to have an entirely Yummy
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Unless you disagree. Three for three years, Belle jambis.
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The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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Talking heads on the Darky it'sy bitsy show you hear
with Pugs filling him for Hoidy J. Mogi an old
Kazy and speaking of Hoidy J. This date last year,
October twenty fourth, he just got back from a huge
holiday away where I'm pretty sure he was permitted like
at least two days of leave. And so the Fellas
did a play by play on exactly how he would
(18:39):
have spent his time off.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Hey, while you're away, jas, because you're away last week?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yes, keez, what was that about? While you're away? Me
and old Moggi over there.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
We got the listeners to help us put together what
we assume a sort of regular day off for you
might look like, sure, because you didn't leave the city,
you know, you pretty much were just at home. Yeah,
so we got people people text here on three four
eighty three and helped us put this sort of schedule together.
So I'll just run you through a few of them
on it.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Before you get into it. Kesy. I mean, do you
feel like it's accurate or I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, six am?
You're awake because of the sunlight.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
And I've got a very thin curtain MOGI in my room,
so the sunlight does get in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
and sleeping and.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Now the curtain itself. Keysy is quite dark, but it's
just a thin material.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Sure, okay six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
like stop stardy wheeze.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
No, it's usually a power stream.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
And then it don't lie. And then at six ten
you decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
tap of that's enough. I pretty much into the tank.
Then you put on some shorts because you're at home
and it's getting warm.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Now inaccurate.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Why what did you put on?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh you trag your brown cross brown cross.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Six fifteen, have a durry on the deck six twenty
correct sigh about nothing, then head back inside.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
No incury that around the wrong way. First, first I
make my wife a really terrible coffee which he doesn't appreciate.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
Hang on, I've got to die. Okay, it's forty five.
Make coffee for wife, and over six fifty you sulk
because she says it's too hot? Can I just claim
sulking lads for the duration of the day, that's right.
Six fifty five. Have another dorry and a whoa of
a move.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This is this is.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Very important to clarify. I never have a dorry before
my coffee, all right, with your coffee. So I made
the coffee fish. Then I got so I didn't have
a dorry.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
and two imperfect strokes.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
We're up to seven o'clock. Now someone suggested that you
do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
how sore your legs are from doing the stretches. And
at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer symptoms
and start panicking.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy?
There at seven o'clock I do chee yo good? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
oh I can picture that. Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
At eight o'clock you crank the hog.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What's that again?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Mogi said it was do you get your motorbike out?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Is it? I know? No? Inaccurate? Right okay?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Eight o five if and Jeff about Roue or the duck?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Eight thirty watched Dog Squad again and and talk along
to the voiceover.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
actually even watched Dog Squad?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, should we haven't? Nine am?
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Drain your probiscus using two beach towels, and that goes
until nine ten minutes for each.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, that's right, And at that point you you tell
your wife about that time you used to work out
with Ryan gos I work with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Nine clearly accurate, nine thirty Get.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Your right out, ninety get your fishing right out.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
It depends on the time which one of those two things. Um, look,
I don't in terms of getting my ride out, that
tends to be early on yeah, right, and getting my
fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Okay, let's say the tide was good ninety, you got
the fishing ride out, eleven forty you retired from fishing
with fifteen undersized fish. Correct, eleven forty five. Make the
best of each in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Make the best iced coffee in the world to have
with it.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Can I just clarify something here. I've probably had about
eight daries by then, right, okyeah, But.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Like that's only the first part of the day.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Pretterhi, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So if you're wondering what Hordy J's up to just
go back through that play by play there.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
That pretty much nails the morning down.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
We'll be back on Tuesday with the rest of the
Fellers when the Haidecki Big Show team's back in four.
In the meantime, three more bestbets to come this hour,
plus a second chance for you to win a tool
thanks to our mates at im on the final day
of the Toolbox top Up.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
But in the meantime, here's mus plug in Baby. It's
ready a Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
Velvet Revolver on Hoderarchy.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It sounds like I was taking a lot of effort
to pronounce that. I absolutely was saying five times fast.
You're here with Pugs. It's the hold Archy Grower, not
a shower show. I'm spinning you some of the Feller's
bestpits from throughout the years. Somebody actually takes me on
three four eight three and said, can we get some
improv please? This was a couple of days ago, and
so I've kept that in the back of my mind
just for you. Here's an improv from this time last year.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Sounds fae Lions camera excellent.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
No, it's time for the.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Big show pro well, I was thinking fellas celebration of
Kisi's overseas travels of late and I, by the way,
Magi had a real go to upgrading again and leaving
his wife behind. So I thought, what would be quite
(24:10):
a nice scenario maybe this time is that Keysy is
going through customs. Okay, So it's a customs sort of
set up. Keysy is massively hungover and also has terrible
diarrhea okay, and he's getting like sharp pains in his
(24:31):
stomach from a tie curry he had the night before.
Plus plus he's actually massively hungover. It was a death arm.
And yeah, you of course Mogi will play the customs official,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
So we go custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport,
good mate, so sure beg yes, my big what's your name? Brother?
It's Chris, you know, Chris, Chris Chris. Okay, I'm a
customs officer, Magi. I'm just gonna it's all good if
it goes for your bag. Yeah, it's still I'm just
going to zip it here. Made all right?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
But Ben drummer drug dog Larte sidles over the Keysy
and sniffs his ass.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh what's sorry? Are the dog? Why is the dog
sniffing my ars? That's sort of dog mate. That's an officer,
all right. That's an officer of the of the Custom
Service here in New Zealand. And you'll treat them with
the same amount of respect as you treat me, all right.
So the reason why we've pulled you over is Officer
good boy over there, prior to smelling your anus as
he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person. He's
(25:41):
signaled and so now I'm just going to go through
your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to hack
it and we're just going to go through item by item,
all right. So what's this one? Twelve inch Delli? Did
you buy that over there? Yes, there's a bit of
a joke present for the feller's back home that I
work with. Fourteen inch Delly had a joke as well
as it. And that one there is engraved with the
(26:02):
name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one for me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It was that moment is keys. He goes to release
a bit of wind, he slightly ships himself.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
because an hour and.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
I had a la last night and it's just it's
not agreed with me.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Man Ogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his call.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
like you'll be right there, mate. Whatever happens now happens,
all right. I just don't want to just stay between us.
All right, are you and okay? Going through your bag
here again? All right? One, okay, I thought I put
those in a chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
(26:57):
that's confused.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Must be other stuff with the I can't remember there
is just.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
it means this is going to be a rough couple
of hours for you. Boy. Do trust me. If you're
going to we'll just get you to bend over the mate.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
What was in the middle of the sort of X
ray area with everyone.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that's right, Okay, it's a new policy.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his bowels
and release a sully.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Does he? Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through
your suitcase here I can see but plug.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But what's fascinating about that improv there kicking off your
long weekends? Though Mike Minogue plays the customs officer in
that scenario, I can.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Really envision him being the sharter.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Hopefully that doesn't happen to him on his trip overseas.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Hey, just while I've got you, you could when you
share that ten k cash injection. We got on the
Hidaky gig a little fun thanks to I Mates. It's
super liquor.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Listen out for the roar.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Of the encore, which could go off at any time
and give us a buzz on oh eight hundred Hodarky,
you just have to choose the gig. I'd go to
the Freddy's Tour, but for all I care, it could
be one of those weird experimental drone bands.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Here's the cure on Hodaky.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's the cult on Hidarchy. It's Pugs here going back
to back with the best. But it's another one from
this exact date last year when Jason Hoyt had some
very very exciting career news.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I don't normally do this, but there's something I need
to address.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Is this under the segment title it been bad Me?
Is that a new see what we're doing? Yeah? Pugs?
Have you already banged up that man? Have you already
banged that up for us? Man?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
That sting man with you?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Maggie, I don't know that. It's sort of comes under
that time, okay, but it's one of those things that
it's getting out of hand. It's growing. I hear people
talking behind my back, you know, I hear the rumors,
I see social media, and I I've reached a point
where it's like, Okay, I need to address this before
(29:19):
it gets out of hand?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, can I guess what it is?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Your hunker? Wow? So it was a guess. I mean,
just based on what you said about people talking about
it as getting massively out of hand.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I I don't even know what to say to that, PUDs,
But anyway, No, look, it's no big deal, and I
can confirm I'm gonna be on the next series of
Celebrity Treasure Island, all right, because it's been swirling, it's
been swirling around and people Ady J would be awesome
on this. Get houidy j on Houidy J would be
(29:59):
I would pay you see hoidy j on CTI.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That is interesting because one of the we're really the
only caveat that they have is that you can't tell
anybody about it until the show is announced after filming.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Sure, but also they know that I've got a huge
swallowing and so they're trying to jazz up the whole
pre show hype.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So I'm getting everyone excited about a year out.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
I'll tell you what. The only contention has been actually,
thus far.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
As as you saying it while the old season is
still playing.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
No, the only contention that the only disagreement we've had
contractually at the moment is they've asked me what charity
I want to have as my charity, and I've said
my wife. Ah, because then you know it's like, if
I win ten thousand dollars for my charity de douche,
my wife gets ten k sure J like kachin Kitchen,
which because and then they were sort of against that
(30:54):
and I said, well, hang on, that will make me
compete for reels. And when you've got j competing for
reels Lockout New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Well, what I've noticed was actually a lot of the
competitors on there, and not just this season, other seasons
as well. As they all seem to have their own charity. Sure,
they all seem to have their own charity. It'll be
a good point. I'll be doing it for my own charity.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
You know, we do this, that and the other.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
But they usually do help people. They don't just go, well,
you know they've.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Got a charity. You haven't seen them do any work,
have you. You're taken them at their word that they're
doing Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I understand one hundred percent
think they probably are right. At the same time, I
also don't know, so if you just start up a
little charity exactly, Yeah, Well, as.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I say, I've just made up my wife, So I
mean that's that's pretty easy, you know. And I just
fought it was important to get ahead of the game
because sometimes these things get blown out and as stupid
things start swirling about. So yes, I am going to
be in the next series of celebrity treasure Island, all
right and leave it there.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And what do you think your strengths are going to
be on ct I JS? Is it going to be
your your physical capability sure across multiple videos. Is it
going to be your ability to solve puzzles with your
milky eyes? Or is it going to be your ability
to be able to build camaraderie with your fellow competitors
given you don't really like people.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
I think it's going to be being able to stab
every bastard in the back magie.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, definitely, your people's skills will shine through.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So there we've done. All right?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
All right, sweet, he's at the hearing no.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
More about it. I don't want to hear any more
about it because I'm eating a barbecue chip.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
More on that story before the hour's out. That's right.
I'm going back to back to back with the best
bits just for you.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
And in the meantime, if you get lonely and you
miss the Fellers over the weekend, just suit us up
on iHeartRadio. It's free to download, free to use, Hodarky
Big Show and you can access the entire arcove of
absolutely Garbage Chat.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Here's Midnight Oil on Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodak Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's Pugs here One More Beast, but before the hour's out,
continuing the story of Jason's exciting career development of being
selected for Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Edison Fellas re what I just discussed in the last
voice break Celebrity Treasure Island. The producers have just called me.
I've been sacked, right, do they say?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Why?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, because apparently you're not me to talk about when
they select you for the new series. So for the
series Fight Club, Yeah, you don't talk about you know,
the one rule of ct I is you don't talk
about ct I.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you got it about that because that.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Could have been your big break. No, it would have
been my big break, you know what I mean. And
that's the way it goes. Man.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
The one rule of STIs as well, Yeah, yeah, you
don't talk about STO Oh yeah, but you should if
you've should responsibly. Yeah. And also ring everybody up that
you've ever sort of seen in the past and their
heads up.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Yeah yeah it's Keysy No, don't use me.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
The Fellas will be back and fall on Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
If you can't wait till the ensuage, hold a big
show wherever you get your potties from, and in the
meantime we'll best bits to come before I get out
of here, including Keezy leaving the Big Show and also
him massively pesting the part two story of him texting
Moggi's wife after six on Hold Aki.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdaki.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
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Speaker 3 (34:25):
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Radio hodarchy is dead. I am dead alone because everybody's
leffed off for the long weekend. So text me on
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meantime more best bits on the way.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
But first he is Padler Mudd on Hdarchy.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchies.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Radiohead on the Hdiarchy Big Shitter, I mean show you're
here with pigs filling him for the Fellers back in
full on Tuesday. But in the meantime, squeezing in a
cuppy more bespits four years while I can before I
head off on my own long weekend. And this was
when Kezy took his biggest hiatus from the Hidarky Big Show.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Speaking of the three day weekend, of course, Keezy, this
is the last week for you, my friend, and then
you're off for a month long honeymoon. Eigh shows CAZy.
How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
All good?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah, of course I'm excited. It's been a long time
coming and been saving up for a long time. My
wife and I haven't been overseas and well I went
to Fiji for a wedding, but before that it was
probably five or so years to the front.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, boyd on you brother, that's good.
It's a obviously getting to see a bit of Europe
for the first time. It's pretty exciting, and especially given
you know that you're leaving when we're still and like
most people you would expect Jason backed me up on this.
You and I have been in radio a long long while.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Wow. You know generally people with time that you go
on those sorts of trips when we've got that four
week break at the end of the year when everybody's off. Yeah,
but you're taking it off when we're sort of still
in the thicker things, and you know, and you're sort
of opening the door, I guess because Pugs will be
coming in. Pugs will be replacing you for a month,
and that doesn't bother you at all. Men like you
(36:55):
have sort of opening the door for somebody else to
have a crack totally.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
And there's this, as they say, Moggie, there's there's fifty
to one hundred people as soon as you walk out
their door that want to walk in that door. You
know what I mean. They're banging on the door and
we've got a little chat going on just separate from
the show with Pugs for when you're away. By the way,
just incidentally, the ideas are pissing unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Y're pissing out of them because there's sort of the road,
you know, of the of radio. Sure, it's sort of
littered with the with the corpses of over confident former
former presenters, former personalities.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
You're not wrong, mate, right, yeah, so what do you
I mean, obviously, tell you what your first time in Europe?
That is awesome, man. It's going to be just you
and your partner going for walks and eating.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Pizzas and yeah, it's going to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean, obviously I'm happy for Pega. He's a member
of the team. We've all got our jobs, you know,
we all know we're doing sure.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Yeah. He I've seriously never been more impressed than I
have working with Pugs. He just blow me away with
his work ethic totally. He's just he's just go, go
go the whole time. We all be checking our ideas
all the time, and I'm looking forward.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
To I mean, like, I know what you guys are saying,
and thanks for your concern, but like you know, I've
my name is written down on a piece of paper
that says Kezy yeah who wrote part of the Big
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Yeah, did you sign it?
Speaker 7 (38:24):
Yeah, it's his Kezy Big Show presenter.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
It's not just gonna I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
They'll keep you around Hodech.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I mean, you know, you'd be surprised how many calls
you get into a show between sort of midnight and four.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, well I previous was maybe going away for a month.
You say the night show is going to be up
for grabs.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Again, that you don't not even bothered by it, because
I would be, even in my position, which feels feelings
like you, I'd still be like, I don't know, mant know, I'm.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Accused you of having tiny bullos before you have big
bullos walking out and see yours.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
See right, because I just don't this is me though,
this is not you. Yeah, I don't know how you
know you're gonna go away. It's a honeymoon with your
wife and given you know, how are you going to
stay in the moment? You know, right when you know,
damn well, your head's on the chopping block.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Yeah, yeah, well I wouldn't put it like that.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
You just see you just see great insta post after
insta post, because I mean Pax will still be doing
all you know what I mean, right, all the roles. Yeah,
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
But well sus, as they say in France, Yon brother say.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Thanks fellas looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just note that if you decide to take extended leave
like Keysy, your coworkers will probably say the same thing
about you. And while I've got you, the Radiohodaki Swingers
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Speaker 4 (39:54):
If you want to feel like how we did in Fiji,
here's the Killers.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, It's Mike and Keysy.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Tune in on Radio Holak.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It's the Killers on the Hicky Big Show with Pugs
filling in for the Fellas. And of course we've got
the eight k ring to give away thanks to our
mates from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
But we know that a's key.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
We need a little bit of encouragement to drop a
knee and propose, so we're asking you to nominate or
tell us your story about not getting proposed to. And
on the line, I'm actually joined now by Anonymous. Anonymous,
are you there, Hi? Thanks for coming on, Anonymous. Now
I want you to tell me your story because obviously
you don't enter unless you're waiting on a proposal.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
So what's going on.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
To give our forstern news? And he is two teenage
for dream so we don't really have plans with more children.
And I think the least you can do for me
is dropping and I've been here his favorite radio sil
(41:00):
give him a nude because if the boys time to
do it, he'll do it right.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
So it's got to take encouragement from the boys.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Have you tried encouragement from his pals or other people
in his life before you came to us at Hodarchy?
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I think they're all clean on it. But pieces the
man more about than a ring on a finger?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I see, I see, so okay, So he sounds like
a backbone, but it'd be even more of a backbone
if he actually just knutted up and actually dropped the knee.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
All right, Anonymous, I'll chuck you on. Hold there, I'll
come back to you in a moment. Thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
There's just one of many many stories of Ki. He's
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Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's ready a Holdarchy The Hdarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah here worth Pigs filling in for the Fowlers on
the Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kezy with the final
best bit of the day.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
We have made it.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Thanks for coming along for the ride. Here is part
two of Kezy pesting on Mike Minogue's wife on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Mike can I let's take a minute if you don't
mind hear me?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yeah mate, Hey Kesey, what's up? Listen? I just been
chatting to old Minogio A bit of something's come up.
I guess you could say on here or off ear
or a yeah it was on here, it was on air,
(42:47):
and I think I listen, mate, I think the world
are you already do I think you're a top? Like
I really think you're a top. Yeah, yeah, well that's
cool and I really like listen. Mike was just saying
on air, and it's something I think we need to
address that you've sincere so they started pesting his wife
(43:09):
a little bit that year. She's refused to accept you
as a friend or something on that on Instagram or
something like that. And she was saying that you've been
texting her every hour ever since, and she's kind of
freaked out. Mate, I'll be really honest with you.
Speaker 7 (43:25):
She wouldn't give me a number.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Well, she's saying that you're doing it every every half
hour today, and you know, I just think we've got
to be, you know, sending a few boundaries here. My friend,
I know, Minogio is a bit freaked out by it.
His partner is certainly freaked out by I know, I know,
I know. And that's fine, Keezy, but maybe just lay
(43:48):
off the texts and the messaging for a little while,
let me have a word with her, and in the meantime,
just maybe back off a little bit, because she is
totally freaked out. She thinks God, because she knows you're
a bit of a pist, a bit of a you know,
the whole poor no thing. Tell her about that well,
I mean she listens to the show and she's kind
of freaked out. So you're just back off of it.
(44:11):
Problem is, there's no problem, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Just okay, and you'll sort it.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Put it in, mate, pull it in, all right, rain
it in, no, pull it in right, thanks mate, and
you'll sort it out.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Ah, coming up. I tell you you're right, mate, you're
good mate.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I'm all good. Kesy your mad bastardy, your sixth
son of a bitch?
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Hey you am? I yeah, man, it's all good mate. Oh,
it's all good.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Cool man.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Two words for old Kezy there shocking brush.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
He'll be back with the Fellas on Tuesday from four
at the Standy Big Show.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Time in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
If you can't wait till, then get your fixed by
searching Hodaky Big Show on the iHeart Radio app. Free
to download the app, free to use online. Get a
around it in the meantime. More tunes on the way
on Radio Hodarchy The hold.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah boy, you know what that sound signifies, start of
the long weekend. Baby, Hey, thanks so much for hanging
out on the itsy bitsy teen. You win a yellow
Polka Dot show with me Pugs filling in for the
Fellers on the Big Show. Of course, I'll be back
in full next Tuesday from four pm at the standy
Big Show time. But in the meantime plenty to come
(45:37):
over the weekend. You got the whole podcast archive to
look forward to on your long weekend roadies. Just search
Hold Act Big Show on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you get your podcasts.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Honestly, I don't bloody care. Just have a listen and
do every geeze.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
At the Insta as well, we're putting out a whole
bunch of great stuff on there, including all the Fiji
adventures if you haven't caught up on those.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
But if you're sec of beautiful, beautiful beaches and a
golf course, there's plenty more to come on there as well.
I'm going to head home now.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'm dog sitting for the next three weeks, so I'm
going to enjoy some squeezes of the kavoodle.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
It sounds like a euphemism, it is not.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Plus, I'm hosting a dinner party tonight with a few
pals and supposed to go to a Batch and Snail's
Beach this weekend.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Classic yarn.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
It was already booked out by the person's parents, so
now I can't go. So they're just having drinks at
their flat, which seems like the standy Kiwi solution. Give
yourself a beautiful weekend. I'll be back on Sunday morning,
actually on my Standy Sunday Time with a few iconic
moments from the Big Show from the week It Never
Bloody Ends and I love every moment you're listening to
the Big Show. Thanks for hanging out. This has been
(46:38):
Pugs filling in for the Fellers that Tuesday at four.
Have a beautiful, safe, long weekend.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Byye
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