July 8, 2024 • 29 mins
With all the flellas off today, enjoy some freshly-curated back to back non-stop best bits, hot off the press and straight out the back of Producer Pugs. Jase has a wholesome Father's Day, Mike's tired after a busy weekend, and Keyzie gets an exciting new gig.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'll tell you what, Magie, I don't know how you're feeling,
because you're obviously in a much better shape than me
at the moment. But the old fires are killing me
a little bit. She was a heavy, heavy afternoon yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well that's the thing, man, It's like, because I've got
a building a bit of cardio at the moment into
my workouts. Yes, trying to do a bit of a
shred at the moment, you know, And so see you
get some cardio involved. But I don't really like running
or rowing, viking or biking, swimming or swimming cross training
or cross training one with the little head cross training.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Either.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I love the stairs.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So I said, what's something practical I could do? And
they said climbing. What about a bit of rock climbing?
And I was like, well, Jason, I used to do that,
so why don't we get out and do that? And
I gave you a shit yesterday morning to see what
are you going to the nothing match?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well? I had I had lunch with Nick Cave for
for lunch.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, So we went and did a little bit of
rock climbing. And the thing is with you men, is
that you sort of drive from your legs. Yes, but
you've got to give yourself a bit of a break
by using your arms as well. Yes, but you were
a bit reluctant to do that because you haven't been
at the gym.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, have you? And as you guys know, and I've
been very upfront about it, I hate leg with yeah,
you know what I mean. I hate doing that. It
seems like a waste of time given my withered you
know stumps that I.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's right because when you were up on the rock
face there and one of the sherpas that you tried
to pull you down, he thought you were dead because
your legs were so withered.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
They literally just flapping in the breeze. She was blowing
a hell of a gale there.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, it gets windy up them.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know, you're eleven, twelve, thirteen thousand feet it starts blowing.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Where did you have a sherp But there are no
sherpas operating in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I wouldn't think. Well, there are sherpars operating, but most
of them sort of why aren't they natives?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's a bit well, yeah, but it's saying there's no
New zeal And BONDI yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Say that, it'd be stupid. So hang on, how did
you get a sp Well, they give you one.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
They give you one because it's ten grand to climate
and you get as many shepers as you want. So
we got three each, yes, one to carry the beers ease,
one to carry the dart, one to carry a few
magazines to read at the top.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, a small bale of basil as well, a bale
of basil. Yeah, just a little, a little.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, when the hell were you guys climbing a couple
of one with the syringes of heroin to celebrate at
the summer?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So what did you We were Everest the Malayas.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You might not know this, but it's the anniversary of
the Great Syriad flying to Everest. What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He didn't fly to Everest, over to bed and then
he climbed up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He didn't fly on to Everest. That would have been
regarded to.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you guys did it yesterday afternoon? Yes, Because apparently
an expedition from the base camp to the top takes
around two months because you have to acclimatize and all that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
People if you don't know where you're going.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Right, so you know a short cut of sorts.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well totally, we don't. How many times have we
done it now, Magi, I've lost camp. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So you had lunch with Nick Cave and then Moggi
picked you up and you took six sherpas to the
top of Everest with a holiday World.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They helped us. We didn't take them. They run our bags,
lighted the low of course, right what they're there for.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And you got back into super there's Chinese for guide totally.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And and the thing is, the thing is we weren't
carrying any any weight at all. I was just in
the jandals, my shorts and my singer.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Some are over there bloody hot air. They don't tell
you that. I tell you that because.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know how high us is, highest mountain, how close
to the sun you get with that bastard. Yeah, I
mean sweat was passing off.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Me because I thought you could only saw a climate
in May or something, Wait and March.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Sorry, early in the air.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Anytime you like it, Yeah, whenever, take good enough, You've
got a free afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Just do it, I say, And a lot of people
make a big deal about it. Man, I remember we
did it with that in Bori. Jeezy didn't shut up,
did he? God almighty, Oh this is hard. I might
write a book about it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh God, the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and kisy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I had a crisis today, a genuine crisis. I got
all of my clothes together, took them all out of
the jaws, off the old hangars and so forth. I
have a crapload of clothes, I believe it or not.
I actually have a enormous pilot clearly entire bed.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because you only wear a sort of three items.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You only see me sort of and work made. You
don't see me when I'm clubbing. You don't see me
at the gym.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know, you come in here, we're in your gym gear.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You don't see me sort of out and about, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
And I'm going.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A bit different wardrobes. But seriously, I was standing there
and I was just shaking my head going for a start.
You know, how many piece of jeans does a man
need free? You know how many piece of undies does
a man need how many shirts? For God's sake does
a man need you about too? And I honestly was flammocks.
(05:25):
I didn't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Right, So what do you? How do you clear it out?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well? I went by the theory. Right, here's my theory,
and I've heard it before. If you haven't worried someone
else's it was someone else's theory, some fashion dude, if
you haven't worn it for over a year, get rid
of it, right. So I did that, and I got
rid of ninety five percent of my almost undred percent,
almost one hundred percent, about ninety five percent, And now
I'm a minimal guy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well is it now? Is this you? Was this your
idea or is it your wife's idea?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because I know that your wife wants to take over
the entire wardrobe. That would be for to say to
you and plant the seed with you.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
You know what I heard.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I heard if you haven't worn something for a year,
you throw it out. And she's just planted that, and
then you've taken it on. Think it's your own idea,
and now she's going to be able to fill the
rest of the wardrobe up with her stuff that she's
not worn.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
For more than a year.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know what, I you know what monkey she did.
She was the one that said that to me. She said,
if you haven't worn it for over a year, then
you need to get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, toss ninety percent of the clothes I own.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But I kind of agree with her and you because
I've just, while you guys have been talking, written down
what I believe are the clothes that you might need.
And it's not that's nice if it's not a very
long list. This is based on the two and a
half years that we've worked together. Yes, do you want
to hear it right? You need two weird hoodies because
(06:46):
you had that black, faded one. You've just worn this
blue one today, which is weird as well.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
She worn this this blue hoodie many times.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You need two skivvies.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I've never owned a skivvy in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
So you need two stole and hats. You've got one
on there, you've got another one. They're not stolen, theirle
it from the prize cuvered here at Hodo.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, no, given to me good bosses at j C B.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah right, okay, two pairs of skinny jeans because you
wash yours every two days.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, okay, so that's correct.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Seven low cut t shirts, one for every day of
the week, and know how you like to show off
your busies. One pair of winkle pick of shoes, one
pair of weird yoga sneakers, one pair of trackies, one kimono,
one chicken shirt and jersey for when you're feeling fancy,
which is like once a week.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I've noticed you'll wear that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ten pairs wear when I'm feeling fancy.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
And chicken shirt and like a nice jersey over the top.
And that's when you're feeling fancy. I've noticed ten pairs
of tan undies and one nightgown and matching hat.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That's pretty much all you need. Is there anything else
on that nightgown?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You know the little like almost.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Funnily enough, for the first time last night, I wore
trunks to bed that my wane no long John's, yeah,
Calvin Kleine long Johns, all the way as all the
way down to the ankles. Yeah, yeah, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
They tight?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Ah, they no, they're quite probably on normal legs they'd
be tight, right, but on me they're quite baggy.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Right yeah, right, so they're just pajama pants. Right, so
you've been stuff out.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, actually, what I've heard about this on that one
year thing is that you hang all your clothes up
one way in the in the wardrobe there, and then
if you wear it, when you put it back in,
you hang it up the other way. So that means
you warn it and at the end of the year,
everything that's faced in the.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Other way is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Would never coat with that man, never heavy load that idea. Yeah,
massively heavy load.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Kissy Oh Yes, and I tack monkeys here on the radio. Hoday,
big job, Big show. Hey, now send what did you say?
Big job?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
There's a big job?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Because I was thinking about this job that I've got
for you, keizy, or the potential job that I've got
for you through the agency. Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Some more acting work.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well it's not so much acting work, it's it's more
in a field that you've got a bit more experience
and I e you're radio producing.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Right radio?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Okay, I just said I didn't sign up to get radio.
Got a lot of experience and growing in those.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, yeah totally, but no, because you know you you
have been saying a lot, you know, off here during
the show that you know you're ready to spread your wings,
you know, and take to the air, mind you with
a snozz like get off the ground, but no listen.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
So I've just been casting, I've just been around around and.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Good news, good news, opportunity has come up for your mate,
sort of as a producing role with a little bit
of on air kind of stuff every now and then,
sort of chipping in down and old my old hometown
made of And I don't know if you ever heard
of the station down there, Radio Guys are Land. Oh yeah, yeah,
(10:25):
and they've got it's.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Got heaps of bloody guys as man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah. So it's Radio Guys of Land, the midnight till
dawn shift.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Trimetime next to primetime.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Especially when you're talking talk back.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It's talkback.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
And one of the things that is really I think
this is going to really sell it for your keys.
What's that You're going to be working alongside the one
and only Maggie Barry.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, big red, big heats mate.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Right, So I thought, well, geez, I mean, you're gonna
have to take a bit of a cut and wages,
But I see it as an opportunity for you to
spread your wings, you know, and just sail your own
boat there.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well, hang on, hang on, because first of all, is
this a network nationwide show?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Is it justin It's just a local show, very very
popular locally, I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, seven eight hundred listeners, yeah a.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Week, right, just because it seems like, I mean, and
also I'm producing a midnight till and I'm producing as well.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm not. You won't be on it, MB said, you
might you know, occasionally throw to you or you know,
you might go megs. It's you know Lauren on you know,
line to that'll just be in her can.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
It won't be on.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
There, It'll be in your cans.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You who's head right?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It just seems like I've already got like a pretty
okay gig on HODK.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I feel like I don't know, I just think
it would It probably would suit you're you're drinking shed
You're better as well that a job.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It would.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You can just you could literally just get hammered on
the job for something like that. I mean, any honestly,
any fool could do it and probably within what do
you reckon JA six months to a year, technology will
come along where you'll be out of a job anyway,
You'll be on your ass.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Wasn't it a bad thing? I mean no, I think yes, No,
it's definitely not.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
At least have the interview you.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I need to get back to them pretty quick, smart.
I can't be faffing around here. You need to be
make a decision.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
We just take go back and say thank you very
much for the offer, but I'm not interested. I'm one
third of the Drive show here at Hodaki, a crucial
part of the team and that you can't afford to
lose me.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But she's She's an absolute institution in New Zealand. Mate,
We're not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
To it the whole Actually big show with Jason, Mike
and Keysy.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I keep.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've got sore buzzies at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, that sounds about right because of the weather change,
because you're often like that man you can see hail
and thunder with your bullets.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes, and I'll be honest with you. In the past,
I've genuinely suffered from nipple see pitch in the winter,
and it's all to do with you know, the cold air. Yeah,
basically I end up having to get polk you chalk
to just you know, squeeze on the yeah, and just
dry them off a little. But because yes, you know,
I'm hitting the gym again, and I wanted to just
(13:34):
ask you about supplements.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh sure, what are you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Sort of running with? I mean, are you a big believer?
Because I mean I don't even really understand supplements up.
He's just been shoving them down, my god, because I
think that's what everyone does when they go to the gym.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Sure, I think there's value in protein.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think there's potentially for some people value on creatine.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
But outside of that, I don't do anything. I don't
even really do creatine to be honest with.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, because I don't know if you guys, I've been
doing this using the stuff istro clear. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
astro Clear yeah, istro Clear.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And ever since I've actually started using that, that's when
I've had the sort of buzzy action and I'm wondering
if it's if it's linked in any way.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Right, So estro clear contains powerful herbs and nutrients to
support normal estrogen balance.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, what you don't have any estrogen do you that.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I mean, isn't that what you're after? You're wanting to
top up your estrogen levels?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah? Yeah, no, that's that that'll give you busy.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
So that's the woman's one as the estrogen, and the
man's one is the testosteroid. It can be quite confusing.
Have you got You've got a couple of you get
swollen breast? Have you got some breasts?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh yeah, that's what I mean though, that they're aching
as I say.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Of comester you, which is which is the growth of
breast as a result of of of an estrogen level.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Where it shouldn't be shouldn't be doing is trying to
increase my estrogen? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Keys, No, it's so basically this stuff here that you're
taking is for people that have an estrogen and balance.
Although it does answer a lot of questions. For example,
it will help with menstrual issues, low energy and Jase
Jase mood swings.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
All right, okay, yeah, okay, So estrogen's not the one
I want.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No, Well, I don't think it will hurt you anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It'll be good for you man. Yeah, yeah, Well I've
just found something here. Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I've noticed Keysy giving me a couple of second looks lately,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Oh I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And my type weird, you know, hoodie, even you think
it's weird. I don't think it's weird. But I'm playing
the game right see.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
No, Look, that's just because, as I say, you are
ing a new hoodie and you do have something going
on underneath it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I've noticed something since you've been back at the gym,
those leagues of yours. Yeah, they go all the way up,
thanks mate. And I hadn't noticed that before. They stopped
about halfway up or a quarter of the way. Yeah,
but now they go all.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
The way up.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Made. As they say in the business, I've got legs
that just won't quit.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
So you're gonna stop taking this thing?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Or what? Men?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You are looking good?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Well I'll put it this way. You turn in heads, right,
you turn in heads.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Feel free to have a squeeze, fellas.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I'm not going to touch your picks.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
J A Wrecking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Actually bad news, Monogi. My my neighbor Bill came home
yesterday from the hospital. Yeah, which is a.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Real good isn't Because he almost died.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I was certainly banking on him not getting there, you
know what I mean. And as you know, as I
said while he was in hospital, I've opened up his
house as an ear BnB.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's a bloody good idea, you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Know, and I've been making some bloody good coins. So
him coming back is massively inconvenient. He's a little bit
shocked to find people in his house, to be honest, well, I.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Hope you charged them the same as you're charging everybody else.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I certainly have. I had a lot of bookings coming up,
and I'm thinking to myself, you know what, I need
to get rid of him again. So what I've started
doing is going over there and just hiding all this stuff, right,
so we can never find anything. So he's constantly walking
around his house going Jesus, I was sure I put
this here. So I've been in touch with his GP
(17:15):
and said, look, he's losing the plot. That massively is
constantly and I'm really concerned that he's going to turn
the oven on and forget he's done it all. Something
like that.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's the way to go, man.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So I'm actually quietly confident. I'm actually quietly confident they'll
have him out of there in a couple of days,
because I'm really hammering the doctors.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, you just got a bit of guess light and
they call that. Seem like he's absolutely going out of
his mind. Yes, And look, he's had a good run, man,
until you moved in. He's had a really good run
until you moved the next Also, I think he could
just count as blessings and you know.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Just shuffle off one way or the other. Homes are
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What about you totally mate?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
What about when he gets to the home and then
he realized that he's no longer misplacing stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, but that's all right, it's too late by the end.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, he's already in the home. And also that'll make
him feel even more madcase he'll go and how did
I suddenly miss place? And now I'm not misplacing.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You figure that's that there exactly. But the thing about
is he probably knows he's not getting out of his mind.
But then he's in there, he's in the institution. He
goes to the here nurse and he says, look, I've
been set up. I'm not crazy, I think, and it's like, oh,
those are the words are an absolute mad man.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Lazy boy in the corner of the room there and
get him dribbling on himself. You know what you could
do and I could help you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What's that keasy?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Because you know how I get paid vouchers and the
putting vouchers and stuff. Yeah yeah, if you pay me enough,
I'll take care of them for you.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh you take care of him, get him ount of
your house or get him out of my face and look, yeah,
I don't know though he doesn't, and then I'll welco him.
The thing is with Bell is you know you sort
of want to get the house, ja, don't you, But
you don't want to subject him in his final days
to a world of film.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah yeah. And also, quite honestly, Keezy, I reckon Bill
would take you, mate, What do you mean he'd take you?
Look your soft podgy.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Isn't he almost ninety and nearly die?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Exactly the whole Aching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ik.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
To be honest with you, Mike, I didn't even realize
it was Father's Day. Yeah, yesterday for me was just
your normal day. I got up in the morning at
about seven. Yeah, made my lovely wife her morning coffee.
I made myself a coffee.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You said you made a brick for some bed.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah. Yeah, I made her porridge. She likes porridge fruit
with tumeric in it and fruit her fruits in it.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
What kind of fruits your raisins, raisins?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why not your raisins and porridge raisins? Har currants? What
a fresh and she puts yea, some fresh fruit? Yeah,
a little bit of apple, banana, No, we didn't have
any bananas.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Out of bananas? Do you great your banana? Your apple
or you?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah? Great? Yeah? And tumeric, turmeric in there?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, it's a bright yellow. Po goes for the old cinnamon,
my bad.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And a bit of cinnamon yea, and a bit of
brown sugar.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Any honey in there or you?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, what about like blueberries, you know out of the freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Let's not be silly, cheesy, m We actually do cherries.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
My daughter get a couple of cherries, cut them up
and cut them up into hats and they're frozen. But
by the time you stir it through the porridge, that
cooks them just right, just right.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Actually, Kiwi fruit because you know Kiwi fruits and at
the moment ye goes great on porridge.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You putting that on sounds fol No, that would ruin it.
I think. Sometimes I chuck and hazelnuts. Yeah, oh yeah,
something like that, or a sort of a kind of
variety of nuts. And she has this thing called alice a.
I can never remember. It's an abbreviation. Obviously, it's like
(21:12):
a kind of Yeah, it's just good.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
For your Yeah, yeah, always say that, don't they.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's that other stuff in there?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Of course you can put on your you see blueberries
and your blackberries are good though.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Put some blackberries and there beautiful. Yeah, raspberries as.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Well, not not raspberry too, sour man, I'll tell you
what in a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Gerkin?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, because you know why the pickle there stimulates the subject.
It wakes your stomach up, of course it does. So
I made that for her, made the little one some toast,
brought that into hair and a smoothie.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What was on the toast?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
And uh in terror head crumpets yesterday, I think yeah. Yeah,
So he com backed with golden suits.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You were saying off you that you you overdid the
first batch and he made you do it again.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, heard the splat when I brought them in.
There after I walked out and thrown them again.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So you made Terry breakfast and bed Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, And then I went out in the garden, did
a bit of work around there, came back and had
a bit of Oh no, I didn't have it, there's
no toast left, the dishes, did the dishes. Then Terry
and my wife and the little one went out for
a brunch, which was funny because I mean, I only
just read the bloody bastards and I didn't see them
till they got home for the roast that I made
later that night.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh yeah, So it would have been nice to have
a relaxing day. But you said that they sort of
left your list of chores.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh yeah, always yeah, yeah, you know those little post
it notes. Yeah, just just all over the bench top there.
She noised me a bit because it's really had to
get the sticky stuff off my new my new. Yeah,
my cupboards are bay leaf bench tops. Gray.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You were saying you're a bit a bit gathered a
little bit, but then you just read you just read
the Father's Day cab that your little one gave Thierry
and pretended it was for you.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, it was beautiful, sweet little thing. She is a
little bit of past a sort of lettering on the glued.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
On macaroni frame, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The Hdiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Four on Radio Hoky tonight. It's probably sixss. It's going
to be late, but they're late. I'm going to be
zoom calling my parents for the first time. It's six
o'clock here. My parents are on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're going to be a radio mate. Oh yeah, it's
not going to work. Is it seven?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
It's gonna be really late. Jeez, it's gonna be about midnight.
But anyway, they're on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
What time is it? Or it's midnight? Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
So whatever time I do it here, you add some
time there on a cruise. So if I do it
at seven, it's gonna be like midnight. Holy cowven, it's
going to be seven.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
It's not going to be midnight. Man. Where they are?
Oh with they?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Right?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Is there on a cruise? I do I get that
they're on a cruise. You just didn't explain.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That, but right, yeah, yeah, yeah, in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
That Yeah, how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well? I had I had a We had a chat
with Old Mon and Don last night mostly Mon. Don
crashed early and had a few busies, So Mon and
I had a bit of a chat. It's quite funny actually,
because you're like, there is a bit of a time difference,
and old Mon was in party mode. Made yeah, she
was having a good old time.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Well, hang, I know because they've been out of signal
and so they're like a week and a half into
it and I haven't able to chat to them yet.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
How did you talk to.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, no, they haven't been because I spoke to them.
It was quite funny actually, because I got on at
about seven thirty after I got home from the radio
show that we do Keasy and then all of a sudden,
time just flew and my wife came out called it
a midnights like what the bloody hell, what the bloody how.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And I was like, oh, sorry, Danny, I'm just having
a chat to Mon. Right And as I say, Gone
had crashed early, so.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Because they told me they hardly ever have signal and
it cost them a fortune whenever they do have signal,
and so we can only chat for five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I know. We organized this before they left, actually right,
and it was good. And the thing I like about
mon Mogi when she's on it, you know what I mean,
she's had a few you know, pinots and few wines
and stuff. She's very upfront and honest as well, you
know I do. And we had a good chat about you, Keizy.
She worries about you. She asked, you know what, doubt
(25:30):
how the XMA is on your knees? I had KXMA
for twenty five years and she was very concerned because
she listens to the show Mogie. I don't know if
you know that about your bowel issues and your midnight
steam because she said, you know, as a young fella,
you are prone to you know, chatting yourself a little bit,
and she wonders if you've had you know, maybe irritable
(25:52):
bowel or.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Right, yeah, right, they say anything about the saying about
that you were saying though, excited and I'm going to
get an early night if I remember correctly.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Because the next day they were heading to Shag Island.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, Shag Island, that's rightly.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Oh, that's island with all the with the Shag Colony, the.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Birds, no shags on it. And she's also a little
bit concerned about your your your relationship with your wife
going out every night and so forth and stuff, and
she wondered if that was connected to your midnight step.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Wow, sounds that you guys had a really good catch up.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, it was good, man, it was good. She sends
her regards. Actually, that reminds me. She said she's not
available tonight. They've got I think they're going to Shag
Island tonight, Mabie.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, Shag Island tonight, Busy Island tomorrow, The.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Jace just quickly.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Yeah, how long we've been on the Big Show now?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Like a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I think so. Mate about that.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
You'd been enjoying it, mate, love it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You know you know what I'm like. I mean, if
I get to rest, I mean I get depressed. If
I can't do the Big Show, I mean I'd rather
not take holidays if I had a choice, right, Okay,
That's how much I loved the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
And if someone was to be sort of making fun
of or you know, throwing shade at the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
How would you react to that with you, mate? Yeah,
you'd be upset.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
A massive CP. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
It's just that some pretty startling evidence has come through
here that that's not actually the case I mean, and
that you don't like the Big Show. A listener called
Bryce Coatsworth, who's actually listening via Canada. He's sent through
some incriminating evidence here. What I want you to do
this is from last week. Listen to the short piece
of audio and tell me what you hear.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Do you want to play it again?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Please?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay listen indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Did you hear at that time? Do you want to
plat slower?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't understand what you're getting at the all.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Right'll plant slower?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hold, yeah, you caught it the hducky big shitter. Play
it one more time, please fast or slow?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Fast? Use Indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio? Big?
Oh my god, it's what's about? Listener sent that into you? Yes,
that's extraordinary.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Well, I'm trying to picture the situation that would make
you call it the Hoduki.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Actually it's got a bit of a it's got a
bit of a ring to it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Oh it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I get everyone. Welcome to the radio, ho Lanky, big shitter,
j Andnoggio and Casey your mad BARSI to take you
through the afternoon. Hey that was very observing. Whoever did that?
That's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah actually so once again listening from Canada, shout out
to Bryce Coatesworth yes, keeping him on us and just
clarifying you don't hate the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I love it, mate, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I live for the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Keysy, just make.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Drawing the hold b Yeah, Big.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The Hodaky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarky
The big show with Night and Day and get a
hell of a caffeine fixed from your local Night and
Day from just four dollars fifty.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'll tell you what, Magie, I don't know how you're feeling,
because you're obviously in a much better shape than me
at the moment. But the old fires are killing me
a little bit. She was a heavy, heavy afternoon yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well that's the thing, man, It's like, because I've got
a building a bit of cardio at the moment into
my workouts. Yes, trying to do a bit of a
shred at the moment, you know, And so see you
get some cardio involved. But I don't really like running
or rowing, viking or biking, swimming or swimming cross training
or cross training one with the little head cross training.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Either.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I love the stairs.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
So I said, what's something practical I could do? And
they said climbing. What about a bit of rock climbing?
And I was like, well, Jason, I used to do that,
so why don't we get out and do that? And
I gave you a shit yesterday morning to see what
are you going to the nothing match?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well? I had I had lunch with Nick Cave for
for lunch.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, So we went and did a little bit of
rock climbing. And the thing is with you men, is
that you sort of drive from your legs. Yes, but
you've got to give yourself a bit of a break
by using your arms as well. Yes, but you were
a bit reluctant to do that because you haven't been
at the gym.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, have you? And as you guys know, and I've
been very upfront about it, I hate leg with yeah,
you know what I mean. I hate doing that. It
seems like a waste of time given my withered you
know stumps that I.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's right because when you were up on the rock
face there and one of the sherpas that you tried
to pull you down, he thought you were dead because
your legs were so withered.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
They literally just flapping in the breeze. She was blowing
a hell of a gale there.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Well, it gets windy up them.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know, you're eleven, twelve, thirteen thousand feet it starts blowing.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Where did you have a sherp But there are no
sherpas operating in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I wouldn't think. Well, there are sherpars operating, but most
of them sort of why aren't they natives?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's a bit well, yeah, but it's saying there's no
New zeal And BONDI yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Say that, it'd be stupid. So hang on, how did
you get a sp Well, they give you one.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
They give you one because it's ten grand to climate
and you get as many shepers as you want. So
we got three each, yes, one to carry the beers ease,
one to carry the dart, one to carry a few
magazines to read at the top.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, a small bale of basil as well, a bale
of basil. Yeah, just a little, a little.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, when the hell were you guys climbing a couple
of one with the syringes of heroin to celebrate at
the summer?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So what did you We were Everest the Malayas.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You might not know this, but it's the anniversary of
the Great Syriad flying to Everest. What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He didn't fly to Everest, over to bed and then
he climbed up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He didn't fly on to Everest. That would have been
regarded to.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you guys did it yesterday afternoon? Yes, Because apparently
an expedition from the base camp to the top takes
around two months because you have to acclimatize and all that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
People if you don't know where you're going.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Right, so you know a short cut of sorts.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well totally, we don't. How many times have we
done it now, Magi, I've lost camp. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So you had lunch with Nick Cave and then Moggi
picked you up and you took six sherpas to the
top of Everest with a holiday World.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They helped us. We didn't take them. They run our bags,
lighted the low of course, right what they're there for.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And you got back into super there's Chinese for guide totally.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And and the thing is, the thing is we weren't
carrying any any weight at all. I was just in
the jandals, my shorts and my singer.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Some are over there bloody hot air. They don't tell
you that. I tell you that because.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know how high us is, highest mountain, how close
to the sun you get with that bastard. Yeah, I
mean sweat was passing off.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Me because I thought you could only saw a climate
in May or something, Wait and March.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Sorry, early in the air.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Anytime you like it, Yeah, whenever, take good enough, You've
got a free afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Just do it, I say, And a lot of people
make a big deal about it. Man, I remember we
did it with that in Bori. Jeezy didn't shut up,
did he? God almighty, Oh this is hard. I might
write a book about it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh God, the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and kisy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I had a crisis today, a genuine crisis. I got
all of my clothes together, took them all out of
the jaws, off the old hangars and so forth. I
have a crapload of clothes, I believe it or not.
I actually have a enormous pilot clearly entire bed.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because you only wear a sort of three items.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You only see me sort of and work made. You
don't see me when I'm clubbing. You don't see me
at the gym.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know, you come in here, we're in your gym gear.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You don't see me sort of out and about, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
And I'm going.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A bit different wardrobes. But seriously, I was standing there
and I was just shaking my head going for a start.
You know, how many piece of jeans does a man
need free? You know how many piece of undies does
a man need how many shirts? For God's sake does
a man need you about too? And I honestly was flammocks.
(05:25):
I didn't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Right, So what do you? How do you clear it out?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well? I went by the theory. Right, here's my theory,
and I've heard it before. If you haven't worried someone
else's it was someone else's theory, some fashion dude, if
you haven't worn it for over a year, get rid
of it, right. So I did that, and I got
rid of ninety five percent of my almost undred percent,
almost one hundred percent, about ninety five percent, And now
I'm a minimal guy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well is it now? Is this you? Was this your
idea or is it your wife's idea?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because I know that your wife wants to take over
the entire wardrobe. That would be for to say to
you and plant the seed with you.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
You know what I heard.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I heard if you haven't worn something for a year,
you throw it out. And she's just planted that, and
then you've taken it on. Think it's your own idea,
and now she's going to be able to fill the
rest of the wardrobe up with her stuff that she's
not worn.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
For more than a year.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know what, I you know what monkey she did.
She was the one that said that to me. She said,
if you haven't worn it for over a year, then
you need to get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, toss ninety percent of the clothes I own.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But I kind of agree with her and you because
I've just, while you guys have been talking, written down
what I believe are the clothes that you might need.
And it's not that's nice if it's not a very
long list. This is based on the two and a
half years that we've worked together. Yes, do you want
to hear it right? You need two weird hoodies because
(06:46):
you had that black, faded one. You've just worn this
blue one today, which is weird as well.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
She worn this this blue hoodie many times.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You need two skivvies.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I've never owned a skivvy in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
So you need two stole and hats. You've got one
on there, you've got another one. They're not stolen, theirle
it from the prize cuvered here at Hodo.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, no, given to me good bosses at j C B.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah right, okay, two pairs of skinny jeans because you
wash yours every two days.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes, okay, so that's correct.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Seven low cut t shirts, one for every day of
the week, and know how you like to show off
your busies. One pair of winkle pick of shoes, one
pair of weird yoga sneakers, one pair of trackies, one kimono,
one chicken shirt and jersey for when you're feeling fancy,
which is like once a week.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I've noticed you'll wear that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ten pairs wear when I'm feeling fancy.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
And chicken shirt and like a nice jersey over the top.
And that's when you're feeling fancy. I've noticed ten pairs
of tan undies and one nightgown and matching hat.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That's pretty much all you need. Is there anything else
on that nightgown?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You know the little like almost.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Funnily enough, for the first time last night, I wore
trunks to bed that my wane no long John's, yeah,
Calvin Kleine long Johns, all the way as all the
way down to the ankles. Yeah, yeah, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
They tight?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Ah, they no, they're quite probably on normal legs they'd
be tight, right, but on me they're quite baggy.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Right yeah, right, so they're just pajama pants. Right, so
you've been stuff out.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, actually, what I've heard about this on that one
year thing is that you hang all your clothes up
one way in the in the wardrobe there, and then
if you wear it, when you put it back in,
you hang it up the other way. So that means
you warn it and at the end of the year,
everything that's faced in the.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Other way is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Would never coat with that man, never heavy load that idea. Yeah,
massively heavy load.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Kissy Oh Yes, and I tack monkeys here on the radio. Hoday,
big job, Big show. Hey, now send what did you say?
Big job?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
There's a big job?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Because I was thinking about this job that I've got
for you, keizy, or the potential job that I've got
for you through the agency. Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Some more acting work.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well it's not so much acting work, it's it's more
in a field that you've got a bit more experience
and I e you're radio producing.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Right radio?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Okay, I just said I didn't sign up to get radio.
Got a lot of experience and growing in those.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, yeah totally, but no, because you know you you
have been saying a lot, you know, off here during
the show that you know you're ready to spread your wings,
you know, and take to the air, mind you with
a snozz like get off the ground, but no listen.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
So I've just been casting, I've just been around around and.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Good news, good news, opportunity has come up for your mate,
sort of as a producing role with a little bit
of on air kind of stuff every now and then,
sort of chipping in down and old my old hometown
made of And I don't know if you ever heard
of the station down there, Radio Guys are Land. Oh yeah, yeah,
(10:25):
and they've got it's.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Got heaps of bloody guys as man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah. So it's Radio Guys of Land, the midnight till
dawn shift.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Trimetime next to primetime.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Especially when you're talking talk back.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It's talkback.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
And one of the things that is really I think
this is going to really sell it for your keys.
What's that You're going to be working alongside the one
and only Maggie Barry.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, big red, big heats mate.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Right, So I thought, well, geez, I mean, you're gonna
have to take a bit of a cut and wages,
But I see it as an opportunity for you to
spread your wings, you know, and just sail your own
boat there.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well, hang on, hang on, because first of all, is
this a network nationwide show?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Is it justin It's just a local show, very very
popular locally, I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, seven eight hundred listeners, yeah a.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Week, right, just because it seems like, I mean, and
also I'm producing a midnight till and I'm producing as well.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm not. You won't be on it, MB said, you
might you know, occasionally throw to you or you know,
you might go megs. It's you know Lauren on you know,
line to that'll just be in her can.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
It won't be on.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
There, It'll be in your cans.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
You who's head right?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It just seems like I've already got like a pretty
okay gig on HODK.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I feel like I don't know, I just think
it would It probably would suit you're you're drinking shed
You're better as well that a job.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It would.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You can just you could literally just get hammered on
the job for something like that. I mean, any honestly,
any fool could do it and probably within what do
you reckon JA six months to a year, technology will
come along where you'll be out of a job anyway,
You'll be on your ass.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Wasn't it a bad thing? I mean no, I think yes, No,
it's definitely not.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
At least have the interview you.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I need to get back to them pretty quick, smart.
I can't be faffing around here. You need to be
make a decision.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
We just take go back and say thank you very
much for the offer, but I'm not interested. I'm one
third of the Drive show here at Hodaki, a crucial
part of the team and that you can't afford to
lose me.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But she's She's an absolute institution in New Zealand. Mate,
We're not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
To it the whole Actually big show with Jason, Mike
and Keysy.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I keep.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've got sore buzzies at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, that sounds about right because of the weather change,
because you're often like that man you can see hail
and thunder with your bullets.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes, and I'll be honest with you. In the past,
I've genuinely suffered from nipple see pitch in the winter,
and it's all to do with you know, the cold air. Yeah,
basically I end up having to get polk you chalk
to just you know, squeeze on the yeah, and just
dry them off a little. But because yes, you know,
I'm hitting the gym again, and I wanted to just
(13:34):
ask you about supplements.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh sure, what are you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Sort of running with? I mean, are you a big believer?
Because I mean I don't even really understand supplements up.
He's just been shoving them down, my god, because I
think that's what everyone does when they go to the gym.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Sure, I think there's value in protein.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think there's potentially for some people value on creatine.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
But outside of that, I don't do anything. I don't
even really do creatine to be honest with.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, because I don't know if you guys, I've been
doing this using the stuff istro clear. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
astro Clear yeah, istro Clear.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And ever since I've actually started using that, that's when
I've had the sort of buzzy action and I'm wondering
if it's if it's linked in any way.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Right, So estro clear contains powerful herbs and nutrients to
support normal estrogen balance.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, what you don't have any estrogen do you that.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I mean, isn't that what you're after? You're wanting to
top up your estrogen levels?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah? Yeah, no, that's that that'll give you busy.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
So that's the woman's one as the estrogen, and the
man's one is the testosteroid. It can be quite confusing.
Have you got You've got a couple of you get
swollen breast? Have you got some breasts?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh yeah, that's what I mean though, that they're aching
as I say.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Of comester you, which is which is the growth of
breast as a result of of of an estrogen level.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Where it shouldn't be shouldn't be doing is trying to
increase my estrogen? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Keys, No, it's so basically this stuff here that you're
taking is for people that have an estrogen and balance.
Although it does answer a lot of questions. For example,
it will help with menstrual issues, low energy and Jase
Jase mood swings.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
All right, okay, yeah, okay, So estrogen's not the one
I want.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No, Well, I don't think it will hurt you anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It'll be good for you man. Yeah, yeah, Well I've
just found something here. Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I've noticed Keysy giving me a couple of second looks lately,
that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Oh I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And my type weird, you know, hoodie, even you think
it's weird. I don't think it's weird. But I'm playing
the game right see.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
No, Look, that's just because, as I say, you are
ing a new hoodie and you do have something going
on underneath it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I've noticed something since you've been back at the gym,
those leagues of yours. Yeah, they go all the way up,
thanks mate. And I hadn't noticed that before. They stopped
about halfway up or a quarter of the way. Yeah,
but now they go all.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
The way up.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Made. As they say in the business, I've got legs
that just won't quit.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
So you're gonna stop taking this thing?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Or what? Men?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You are looking good?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Well I'll put it this way. You turn in heads, right,
you turn in heads.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Feel free to have a squeeze, fellas.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I'm not going to touch your picks.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
J A Wrecking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Actually bad news, Monogi. My my neighbor Bill came home
yesterday from the hospital. Yeah, which is a.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Real good isn't Because he almost died.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I was certainly banking on him not getting there, you
know what I mean. And as you know, as I
said while he was in hospital, I've opened up his
house as an ear BnB.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's a bloody good idea, you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Know, and I've been making some bloody good coins. So
him coming back is massively inconvenient. He's a little bit
shocked to find people in his house, to be honest, well, I.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Hope you charged them the same as you're charging everybody else.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I certainly have. I had a lot of bookings coming up,
and I'm thinking to myself, you know what, I need
to get rid of him again. So what I've started
doing is going over there and just hiding all this stuff, right,
so we can never find anything. So he's constantly walking
around his house going Jesus, I was sure I put
this here. So I've been in touch with his GP
(17:15):
and said, look, he's losing the plot. That massively is
constantly and I'm really concerned that he's going to turn
the oven on and forget he's done it all. Something
like that.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's the way to go, man.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So I'm actually quietly confident. I'm actually quietly confident they'll
have him out of there in a couple of days,
because I'm really hammering the doctors.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, you just got a bit of guess light and
they call that. Seem like he's absolutely going out of
his mind. Yes, And look, he's had a good run, man,
until you moved in. He's had a really good run
until you moved the next Also, I think he could
just count as blessings and you know.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Just shuffle off one way or the other. Homes are
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What about you totally mate?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
What about when he gets to the home and then
he realized that he's no longer misplacing stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, but that's all right, it's too late by the end.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, he's already in the home. And also that'll make
him feel even more madcase he'll go and how did
I suddenly miss place? And now I'm not misplacing.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You figure that's that there exactly. But the thing about
is he probably knows he's not getting out of his mind.
But then he's in there, he's in the institution. He
goes to the here nurse and he says, look, I've
been set up. I'm not crazy, I think, and it's like, oh,
those are the words are an absolute mad man.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Lazy boy in the corner of the room there and
get him dribbling on himself. You know what you could
do and I could help you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What's that keasy?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Because you know how I get paid vouchers and the
putting vouchers and stuff. Yeah yeah, if you pay me enough,
I'll take care of them for you.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh you take care of him, get him ount of
your house or get him out of my face and look, yeah,
I don't know though he doesn't, and then I'll welco him.
The thing is with Bell is you know you sort
of want to get the house, ja, don't you, But
you don't want to subject him in his final days
to a world of film.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah yeah. And also, quite honestly, Keezy, I reckon Bill
would take you, mate, What do you mean he'd take you?
Look your soft podgy.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Isn't he almost ninety and nearly die?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Exactly the whole Aching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ik.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
To be honest with you, Mike, I didn't even realize
it was Father's Day. Yeah, yesterday for me was just
your normal day. I got up in the morning at
about seven. Yeah, made my lovely wife her morning coffee.
I made myself a coffee.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You said you made a brick for some bed.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah. Yeah, I made her porridge. She likes porridge fruit
with tumeric in it and fruit her fruits in it.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
What kind of fruits your raisins, raisins?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why not your raisins and porridge raisins? Har currants? What
a fresh and she puts yea, some fresh fruit? Yeah,
a little bit of apple, banana, No, we didn't have
any bananas.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Out of bananas? Do you great your banana? Your apple
or you?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah? Great? Yeah? And tumeric, turmeric in there?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, it's a bright yellow. Po goes for the old cinnamon,
my bad.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And a bit of cinnamon yea, and a bit of
brown sugar.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Any honey in there or you?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, what about like blueberries, you know out of the freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Let's not be silly, cheesy, m We actually do cherries.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
My daughter get a couple of cherries, cut them up
and cut them up into hats and they're frozen. But
by the time you stir it through the porridge, that
cooks them just right, just right.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Actually, Kiwi fruit because you know Kiwi fruits and at
the moment ye goes great on porridge.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You putting that on sounds fol No, that would ruin it.
I think. Sometimes I chuck and hazelnuts. Yeah, oh yeah,
something like that, or a sort of a kind of
variety of nuts. And she has this thing called alice a.
I can never remember. It's an abbreviation. Obviously, it's like
(21:12):
a kind of Yeah, it's just good.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
For your Yeah, yeah, always say that, don't they.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's that other stuff in there?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Of course you can put on your you see blueberries
and your blackberries are good though.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Put some blackberries and there beautiful. Yeah, raspberries as.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Well, not not raspberry too, sour man, I'll tell you
what in a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Gerkin?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, because you know why the pickle there stimulates the subject.
It wakes your stomach up, of course it does. So
I made that for her, made the little one some toast,
brought that into hair and a smoothie.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What was on the toast?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
And uh in terror head crumpets yesterday, I think yeah. Yeah,
So he com backed with golden suits.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
You were saying off you that you you overdid the
first batch and he made you do it again.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, heard the splat when I brought them in.
There after I walked out and thrown them again.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So you made Terry breakfast and bed Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, And then I went out in the garden, did
a bit of work around there, came back and had
a bit of Oh no, I didn't have it, there's
no toast left, the dishes, did the dishes. Then Terry
and my wife and the little one went out for
a brunch, which was funny because I mean, I only
just read the bloody bastards and I didn't see them
till they got home for the roast that I made
later that night.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Oh yeah, So it would have been nice to have
a relaxing day. But you said that they sort of
left your list of chores.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh yeah, always yeah, yeah, you know those little post
it notes. Yeah, just just all over the bench top there.
She noised me a bit because it's really had to
get the sticky stuff off my new my new. Yeah,
my cupboards are bay leaf bench tops. Gray.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You were saying you're a bit a bit gathered a
little bit, but then you just read you just read
the Father's Day cab that your little one gave Thierry
and pretended it was for you.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, it was beautiful, sweet little thing. She is a
little bit of past a sort of lettering on the glued.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
On macaroni frame, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The Hdiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Four on Radio Hoky tonight. It's probably sixss. It's going
to be late, but they're late. I'm going to be
zoom calling my parents for the first time. It's six
o'clock here. My parents are on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
You're going to be a radio mate. Oh yeah, it's
not going to work. Is it seven?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
It's gonna be really late. Jeez, it's gonna be about midnight.
But anyway, they're on a cruise.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
What time is it? Or it's midnight? Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
So whatever time I do it here, you add some
time there on a cruise. So if I do it
at seven, it's gonna be like midnight. Holy cowven, it's
going to be seven.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
It's not going to be midnight. Man. Where they are?
Oh with they?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Right?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Is there on a cruise? I do I get that
they're on a cruise. You just didn't explain.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That, but right, yeah, yeah, yeah, in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
That Yeah, how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well? I had I had a We had a chat
with Old Mon and Don last night mostly Mon. Don
crashed early and had a few busies, So Mon and
I had a bit of a chat. It's quite funny actually,
because you're like, there is a bit of a time difference,
and old Mon was in party mode. Made yeah, she
was having a good old time.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Well, hang, I know because they've been out of signal
and so they're like a week and a half into
it and I haven't able to chat to them yet.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
How did you talk to.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, no, they haven't been because I spoke to them.
It was quite funny actually, because I got on at
about seven thirty after I got home from the radio
show that we do Keasy and then all of a sudden,
time just flew and my wife came out called it
a midnights like what the bloody hell, what the bloody how.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And I was like, oh, sorry, Danny, I'm just having
a chat to Mon. Right And as I say, Gone
had crashed early, so.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Because they told me they hardly ever have signal and
it cost them a fortune whenever they do have signal,
and so we can only chat for five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I know. We organized this before they left, actually right,
and it was good. And the thing I like about
mon Mogi when she's on it, you know what I mean,
she's had a few you know, pinots and few wines
and stuff. She's very upfront and honest as well, you
know I do. And we had a good chat about you, Keizy.
She worries about you. She asked, you know what, doubt
(25:30):
how the XMA is on your knees? I had KXMA
for twenty five years and she was very concerned because
she listens to the show Mogie. I don't know if
you know that about your bowel issues and your midnight
steam because she said, you know, as a young fella,
you are prone to you know, chatting yourself a little bit,
and she wonders if you've had you know, maybe irritable
(25:52):
bowel or.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Right, yeah, right, they say anything about the saying about
that you were saying though, excited and I'm going to
get an early night if I remember correctly.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Because the next day they were heading to Shag Island.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, Shag Island, that's rightly.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Oh, that's island with all the with the Shag Colony, the.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Birds, no shags on it. And she's also a little
bit concerned about your your your relationship with your wife
going out every night and so forth and stuff, and
she wondered if that was connected to your midnight step.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Wow, sounds that you guys had a really good catch up.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, it was good, man, it was good. She sends
her regards. Actually, that reminds me. She said she's not
available tonight. They've got I think they're going to Shag
Island tonight, Mabie.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, Shag Island tonight, Busy Island tomorrow, The.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Hole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Jace just quickly.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Yeah, how long we've been on the Big Show now?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Like a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I think so. Mate about that.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
You'd been enjoying it, mate, love it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You know you know what I'm like. I mean, if
I get to rest, I mean I get depressed. If
I can't do the Big Show, I mean I'd rather
not take holidays if I had a choice, right, Okay,
That's how much I loved the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
And if someone was to be sort of making fun
of or you know, throwing shade at the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
How would you react to that with you, mate? Yeah,
you'd be upset.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
A massive CP. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
It's just that some pretty startling evidence has come through
here that that's not actually the case I mean, and
that you don't like the Big Show. A listener called
Bryce Coatsworth, who's actually listening via Canada. He's sent through
some incriminating evidence here. What I want you to do
this is from last week. Listen to the short piece
of audio and tell me what you hear.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Do you want to play it again?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Please?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay listen indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Did you hear at that time? Do you want to
plat slower?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't understand what you're getting at the all.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Right'll plant slower?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hold, yeah, you caught it the hducky big shitter. Play
it one more time, please fast or slow?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Fast? Use Indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio? Big?
Oh my god, it's what's about? Listener sent that into you? Yes,
that's extraordinary.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Well, I'm trying to picture the situation that would make
you call it the Hoduki.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Actually it's got a bit of a it's got a
bit of a ring to it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Oh it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I get everyone. Welcome to the radio, ho Lanky, big shitter,
j Andnoggio and Casey your mad BARSI to take you
through the afternoon. Hey that was very observing. Whoever did that?
That's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah actually so once again listening from Canada, shout out
to Bryce Coatesworth yes, keeping him on us and just
clarifying you don't hate the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I love it, mate, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I live for the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Keysy, just make.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Drawing the hold b Yeah, Big.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The Hodaky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarky
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