December 21, 2025 • 30 mins
On today's best moments from 2025, we teach you how to make the most of your meals, chat cheating and hear Jase perform LIVE in studio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
My wife has actually gotten offer for you guys. Would
you be interested?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, it's to do with accounting, accounting, what accounting your
finances and that?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sure? Why what do you think it was? I was
oping to do anything except this?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know, you know how we run a pretty slick
operation in terms of our finances. So every week, various
automatic payments put small amounts of money into various accounts.
You've got your groceries account, your utilities account, I've.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Got a fun account.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Accounts. I've got a fun account, motorcycle account, motorbike account
for saving up for a motorbile account, sports account because
we want to encourage playing indoor nipball and squash and
golf and stuff like that. She's actually sat down because
she was listening to the show the other day and
she's she's made you guys some accounts and she's got
some ideas for you. Would you be interested in at
(00:55):
least just hearing me out?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You know what it sounds like, Man, it sounds like
we're going to get stitched up here or Key, he's
going to put the boot in.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, it does have that vibe about it, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What do you mean? It's my wife brot Okay, great
head house keezy.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So Jace will start with you man. She suggested a
massive Honker account.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Okay, that's my way.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But what I mean, no, I'm open to that, but
I mean, what's it for?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We putting a hell of a lot of funds in
their brother. That's literally all right, let's move. That's my song.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's hood mother fucking.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How did how was any of me? That's you started?
Am I saying? You hate? How much left I is there?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And it was a different thing. It's been, yes, and
for a week still a great sting for a week
there we were getting pugs to make heaps of stings
on the fly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But this is actually and should we rename this to
What's on the Leftovers?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
New Zealand? I think you can take some things too far?
Yeah man, and that's too far? Is it? So?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How this works is all the ticks that flooded in
last night for what's for?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What's on the dinner? What's on the dinner New Zealand.
It's a tricky one to remember for you, isn't it
for me? Yeah? It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well, it just flows off the towngue for us. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So basically all the leftover texts that we didn't read out,
we read them out tonight and tell you what you
can do with the leftovers from last night's meal? Yes, genius,
good a Fellers. Derek here, Yeah, Derek Jeter toasted sammis, cheese, onion, ham, tomato.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So that was last night? Oh yeah, you wouldn't really
have leftover from that? Would I tell you what you
do with that?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You put you put the leftover toasted sammis and a
blender and put some milk in with it, blend it
and then make them into toasted patties or toasted fritters.
Great bit of cheese in there and extra cheese to
bind it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Would you eat that like a bit of sour cream?
Sweet chili? I mean that sounded yummy? What this one? Good? Guys? Actually,
I don't need to say the names, right, that's what's
on the part of it. Get guys.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
William here, Oh my god, William Shakespeare. Yeah, it's William Shakespeare.
Tonight I am having year old bacon yocky pisto. Yeah,
bacon yoki pisto. Yes, I'm guessing. Then yoky is the
pasta and there's bacon a pisto wall on it. That's
(03:57):
what William Shakespeare has happened. Luggy it does and what
it needs there. You got bacon there, So I would
go with probably a I would even go with.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
A veggie stock.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Actually, Jason, Sure, we'll get a veggie stock in there,
and then you just want to simmer it down. Simmer
it down there, just boil it down, just reduce it,
reduce it, reduce it, and you get a beautiful soup.
Bacon hock soup, Oh my god, a little bit of nocky,
little bit of a pesto around.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, maybe finish it up with a bit of
fresh basil.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yes, because what I was thinking is you could maybe
make yocky toasties.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You've got yocky toasted. You haven't got any bread though
that you can only work with what they've got. Do
you know that this person has stock? Oh yeah, no,
it's fair enough.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But you can make a stock stocks easy, and if
you haven't got a stock just water is fine.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh okay, just a little bit of water.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Water, and there's a lot of flavor and the bacon
and the nocky and the pesto, and you don't get
that nice?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Where are they from? Does it say?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Doesn't say so? Get a guys, Gizell here bunching, Yep.
Congratulations to you Giselle for having another child?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Is that? Leonardo DiCaprio's Yeah, originally, but Tom Brady had
three children with her.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Eventually the marriage broke out. I don't mean to hear
a duty laundry here on Radio Hedeki. But Tom Brady
decidedly wanted to play another year in the NFL, and
so she divorced him.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Right, then we went back and he played like garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So she had a little victory there.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Gizl's in the cargo. Anyway, she sounds like a horse, Gizell.
It sounds like a gazelle.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Maybe you think. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Anywayll's and the cargo and she's cooking chicken curry for
mum and dad. And that was last night, chicken curry
for mum and dad. Oh yeah, what can you do
with that? Well, it sounds to me like it's got
a bit of supritt and all over it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'd use a beef stock and on that one's same thing.
But check the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy drama.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There is drama. I also don't forget it as Friday.
So if you have a shout out, you'd like to
sorry a froud out texted three to three four rate
three and you can win a self a fifty dollars
Reburg about you are, there's been drama. A lot of
people might have seen this, but I've heard it in
the news as well. A couple were caught blatantly having
an affear and a cold Play concert. The concert was
in Boston, and the big screen was cutting between they
(06:31):
must have been seeing some sort of romantic song. It
was cutting between couples that were like hugging and stuff, pashing, pashing,
and all that cut to this one couple. It's sort
of the guy behind with his arms around the woman
in front and classic, it's a classic Mogi won that
and she freaks out ducks down out of the video
and he's just sort of standing there looking all embarrassed,
and then it's come out straight away. People on the
(06:52):
internet were like they're having an affair. They found their
LinkedIn pages. Turns out he's a CEO of a company
and she's his head of h So this is like nowadays, Man,
if you do something even slightly dodgy, people will track
you down straight away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But on the back of that, just sort of thinking,
you know, rules around taking a mistress to a concert, James,
I mean, that's probably something you could speak to and
how to sort of get away with it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, Well, you know, back in the day, you know,
my shagging days fellas, I had more than one mistress,
so that that was a bigger challenge for me, was
that I'd have three or four of the same you know,
mistresses at the same gig, and so I.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Take them all the same game.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, but you know, I was so steamed most of
the time during those days, keasy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'd forget right.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
And I'd invite one of them and they're like, oh jeez,
well that's right, the buds, Luise and Ruben's coming as well,
you know, And it was like and so I always
found that very very uncomfortable, and so i'd have right,
you know, I'd have a bit of a passion, a
bit of a hug from behind a spooning scenario, and
(08:01):
then I go, ah, just got to go wheeze and
then go over to Ruben and nuzzle up against has
he had very fair and bullocks.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then's right. But then there's three or four of
them there, right.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Three or four of them, Yeah, so I had to
try and try and juggle them and keep them apart.
Of course, back in those days Fellas, we didn't have
your phones and things like that, so it wasn't as
perilous as it is now.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Didn't have the cameras at the concerts to have a
jumbo tron showing it to everybody there, So yeah, a
bit easier for you the adjacent. The problem was that
those concerts, as oftentimes you'd be you know, there'd only
be about half a dozen people in the audience because
it would be like a comedy gig with you guys
headlining Sugar and Spice, yeah, something like that. So it
made it very difficult for you to hide in the crowd.
(08:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah. Look, I got to tell you there were some
very awkward evenings Fellas, very awkward. But today what I
try and do is sort of stare away from big
crowds with my mistress.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, Okay, so you're running a couple.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Two or three oh two at the moment. Actually you
had a bit of a falling out with the third. Yeah,
but no, we stick to you sort of hotel rooms
things like that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's my advice. I wouldn't take them to any gigs
or any of that sort.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Of carry on.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So, yeah, this has gone viral. My question is do
you feel sorry for them in anyway? You know what
I mean, having an a fear, but people are always
having a fears. Yeah, that's right, But I mean I
don't know. I don't feel sorry for them now, not
at all.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So if you're going to go out there and do
that and you're having an a fear, then you sort
of you sort of what you get is what you get.
He's come out and given a statement, this guy, yeah,
and which we'll probably come back to him really out.
But my understanding is that he's blaming Coldplay.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh wow, you can blame Coldplay for a lot of
things if you can blame them for that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Hold Ikey Hey, fellas, I had an interesting incident in
the cur last night.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Would you like to hear a out?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Sure? Men, sounds great? Maybe it needs no, it needs
spooky music.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There there it is. It's our spooky music that we're using. Yes,
great soup.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I was fast asleep, which is rare for me, And
it must been around about two o'clock in the morning
when I was awoken by my wife whisper screaming, somebody's
out there right right terriphying?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So did she just say that in your ear or
did she shake you and then say that.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I woke up with a start. Yes, eyes are bulging, Yes,
straight away. You're ready to go, aren't you. Well, you're
ready for something, you're poised for. Actually, you're poise for
some kind of action that you hope you don't have
to take. You hope it's one of the world's smallest
men that's broken in. Sure, we're even a child or
a cat. A cat would be good, or a hat so.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Dark? If the duck, how good? Would that be?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Only a bit spooky? Actually at nighttime?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Has the duck broken into rob?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Well? This say you don't know, you can never know
the motivations of a duck keasy.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's so true.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
A duck's motivation is primarily the shit everywhere.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Anyway, I said, what that was my first reaction eyes,
but it was a little bit as well. So what,
She goes, there's somebody out there, damn it, because I
was hoping i'd misheard her. Yeah, because I was sleeping,
you know, were you were?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And I said where. I can't because I stopped for
a minute to listen. Not a minute, but a while.
Ages it's too long a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I said, I can't hear anything. She goes, No, there's
somebody there. So I kept on listening. I couldn't hear anything,
and I said, are you asleep or awake?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
She said she said I'm awake. And I said, well,
I can't hear anything. And she goes to someone there.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I said where, and she pointed straight in front of her.
Oh my god, that's terrified.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
At this point, she was now lying on her back,
so she was pointing at the ceiling right okay, And
I said what do you see?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
She said it's a plastic thing. And I said you're asleep,
aren't you? And she said yes, how good she knew
she was asleep and I didn't. You've back to sleep
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I see. A buzzin the adrenaline was pumping through me. Man, Yeah,
so funny.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can I ask?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Because my wife does a very similar thing, but she
sets bolt up right right and then starts yeabbing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's very off putting.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It was like one time similar thing. Actually, I was
woken up in the middle of the night by my
wife because there's someone outside rustling.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Around the leaves. Russell Was it Russell?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Been?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Russell? Was it a duck?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And she was like, well, I'll get to that, Jase.
She was like, there's someone out there. I can hear
them walking around. Listen to that, and then I could
hear them as well, So you have to go and
have a look.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah? I turned the light on in our room and
was just like, who's there? No response, more rustling in
the leaves. I was like, so they've heard us. Now
they're trying to run away slowly, very slowly, through a
big pile of leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
If this was Kim dot Com, I won't be surprised.
I'll get to that mogie anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Five minutes later, it's still happening. Go outside, just a hedgehog.
I'm just playing around the leaves with a shotgun with
a shotgun. And while I'm looking at the hedgehog, a
duck runs inside and goes, Kim quick, get it now,
get it now. Kim dot Com runs in. Wow, shared
all over the house, and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Then Kim to us Sorry, the duck shot everywhere. It
was crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
It's interesting actually, because I had one scenario very similar
to that, actually what you guys had. And my wife
woke up and she's like, there's someone out there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
And I went no, and she went no, listen, listen,
there's someone out there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
And I went, actually, yes I can. We're gonna go
and check it out, see what's happening. So she went out,
she went out, she went out.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't go out. No, man, she's
way harder than me.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
And uh, there was some reprobate who just got out
of prison. Oh wow, sex foot five wow, built like
a brick shit out.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah. She decked him to.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And then my ducks shot on him.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
iCal got the one and only Pugsahn at the studio
with us.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Hello, how are you? Yeah? Good things? Pugs? How are you?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Not too bad?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I had a good Valentine's Day? Have you a stallion?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh? I would have just taken off. Actually there's a
good there's a good point. Actually we've all talked about
our val T's Days. What did you get up to match?
Do you consider yourself a romantic? Pugsn me yes, I
would like to say so.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think you're a massive romantic. I reckon what makes
you say that? What's the vibe?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He'd be writing five poems, he'd be you know, anything
you can think of, he would have done it today.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That he's a huge romantic.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
It's interesting how everyone can have different perspectives. I just
see you as a filthy bastard here.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, thanks Jesse.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But the reason we got you in here, man, is
because you're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's batch tonight.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Can I just clarify something from the get go? Here's
not my.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Batch, it's a yeah, it's your batch. Yeah. How are
you feeling about that? Pugs Son?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
I am over the moon, excited, and I'm very grateful
that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
pass it on to them. But listen, I just wanted
to sort of sit down a few rules for when
you go there. Obviously certain things that need to happen.
My wife has drawn you out all the instruction, has
written out all the instructions and what to do. She's
drawn a beautiful map to Fellows.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's immaculately. She loves jeweling.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
We'll hang on the show, so he won't even been
left here yet.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So when you get there, don't And why is there
is that for? Like to not disturb local wildlife, wildlife
and also the local residents there.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's right, because you're a candle going. Yeah, but actually
just on that light, no candles. There's a lot of
water around. Can I do a little ja lights because.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
You know, they're the sort of things you forget and
then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Can you use the watch on his phone?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah? In an emergency. Sure. Now there's two areas.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Are you going to sleep in the sleepout or in
the main the main body?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Well, when we went last time, we slept in the sleepout.
We're to switch it up and go in the main area.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
sleep out with a double bed and on swite.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So you want to go main house.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
but separate beds? Oh, absolutely absolutely, because you're not married,
are you?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Not yet? Would now? And absolutely?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Can I just say I needly forgot this When you
get there, could you do a steamer in both toilets
because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
and they haven't been fed for ages those buses, they'll
be starving. So if you could take a dump in
each toilet.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
So I need to do one in both and it's
the same dump, you can do one on one.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You no go to make sure because the worms do
need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
you've got to shovel it.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
That's a nightmare, you literally, And when I say toilets,
it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
each each bathroom.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, nice bucket though, like a really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Can I just say too, just on that front the
oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment,
but the barbecue is. And if you could pick up
a gas bottle on the way, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
because we don't have one down there at the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
find it?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Also, like my wife and I were there last and
we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
just get rid of the rubbis, because it'll be a
bit stinky when you get in there.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Can I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
or oh.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
the time you get in.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
sitting in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah, cottage cheese
and a sort of stuff in it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
So also, I just it's good to let you know
because I know what you're like that there are cameras
in every room, so just just just tone back the
what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
up to over the.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Weekend, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
not going to be alone.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
If you get in any trouble.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
That case, you should probably leave the lights on. I
actually do leave the lights on. You do, and just
on that.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
sleep out there because my wife and I will be
in the main the main sort of force.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And that's great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
The time has officially come. Hoidy j has had five
weeks to learn one very simple piano song by Paul Buchanan.
It was this New Year's resolution. We've decided to really
hold him to it and hold him accountable.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, like any absolute backbone, he's decided to cram at
the very last minute.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I have a keyboard until yesterday.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
We managed it was as a result of it being
supplied to him by nothing that Ja did at all.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You should have.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The funniest thing was so Nick from Elliot's Music Academy
sorts him out a keyboard thanks to the rock Shop,
and then after the show, Jase just goes, now, I've
got to take this back to my car. Yeah, he's
pissed off about it. How you feeling, Jason?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Good? Thanks, Keezy? Yeah good, good? Good? All right?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
So so building it up so much by the way, Fie
snow rows Man.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
All right, so and.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Thanks and thanks to Nick and Elliott School of Music
and Music Academy in the rock shop.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, how good. It's bloody good.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So this right here is the tune that Jase is
going to be performing for you very sure?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, stop it there? All right?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
So that is the.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Sample you can in mid ear Jace, You've got the
option here. Would you like fake crowd sound effects underneath you?
Just to spice things up and make it sound a
bit better like this?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think that's quite fun. It actually makes me tense up. Okay,
we'll use that as well then, good, So you want
me to yeah good, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That I've got my seating ride here either Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
We've learned over the years, Jase. No one's listening, brother,
you'll that's true, all.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Right, Jace, God we suck on the radio and no
one actually listens to the show.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Jace.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Here you go, brother, various special performance from mister Jason.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
M absolutely nailed. Thank you very much everyone. Wow is
the best version of that you've done? No, it was
actually quite good at home. I was a bit tense there. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, and I haven't you know I got the saddle
ties of Paul Buchandies.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I mean, imagine the thousands of children that have been inspired.
Jace hoel Now pick up the guitar.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Good stuff, Jas, let us know what you thought about
three four eight three. Of the meantime, it's get back
to the Goat countdown in a five hundred and four.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah good sound.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Number five hundred and four.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
The exponents Who loves Who the Most?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
The Hole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Gem Smoke on the water there Purple five O three
feels pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Deep purple there five or three because last year did
not feature in the.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Goat Wow, okay wow interesting, which.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Is crazy because that's an iconic riff. It is absolutely
bloody good. Yeah, if you've just joined us, Unfortunately you've
missed Hoidy Jay's amazing keyboard performance. Look, you might have
missed it, but let the texts on three four eight
three paint a picture for you. Brilliant Jace. You should
do more, that's true. Yeah, thanks mate, iffing animal Hoidy
(24:02):
j nowled at brother.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
What a appreciated mate.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Incredible Jase. I could feel the raw emotion and every
staccato plank on the keyboard.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Thanks mate, I like the word.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
That's great. Beautiful Jace. I love nursery rhobes.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, great performance, Jase kirkha Jason Hoyd.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm in tears. Unbelievable performance, go Jas, go.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This one here. Hey guys, I won tickets to the
Pixis last year. I haven't received them.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
My My favorite one, though, is this one here. Get
a Jace. It's your teacher Elliott here. I heard your performance.
Great job. You went a tared rogue, though not playing
more colorful notes and fingers. So I think you boiled
it down and bought it back on years.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, that was a very basic rendition.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, but well done. Considering you only just got yourself
a keyboard. I'm proud of you. Next stop singing and
playing fifteen minutes a day of practice, and I look
forward to seeing you booking for your classes.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, I tell you what at all seriousness. Look, I
know it was shithouse, but.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I'm going to I really enjoyed doing that today. I've
spent about an hour doing that, and I thought, if
I do that every day, just have a little toto.
And the nice thing that I discovered, as I mentioned
earlier in the show, is that I discovered that my
wife read reads music and she's quite nice on the piano, right,
So it's quite nice that she sits there.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
And you've got a little project for the year, that's right.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
You'll be able to chep away and of course maybe
for your tune that you're going to play us next month,
so track number two off the album. Maybe you can
spend two days see here you go.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
The great thing is they've got a keyboard now, so
there's no excuse.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
There's no excuse. But I'm sure we'll hear a few.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
There is another text that's coming here as well, and
it's a good question to Jay's play that with his Honker.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, a good one.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
We were just discussing whether it is completely and utterly
disgusting and foul people that allow their dogs to.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Lick their faces.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Mogi in particular was disgusted by that sort of behavior.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I'm absolutely disgusted by it. It makes me, honestly, it
makes my skin crawl when I see when I see
that happening and they've got their tongue, it's disgusting, yes, yeah,
and honestly, and if it's friends of mine, if it's
people I know, I actually think less of them as people.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What do you think the dog?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
The dogs are good, But the dogs are good because
the dog doesn't know a dog.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, the dogs just doing its thing. Just quickly fellas
a few texts here on three four eight three. Is
this technically pit chat? I think? Yeah? Yeah, pit chat
with Jason Mike.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was always just on on the old dogs because
my dog was on the couch and all that sort
of jazz and.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Inside Magi inside and inside.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That was only once yeah she got over excited, dum.
But I always used to be embarrassed because you know,
on the farm.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Of course, the dog is a working instrument, especially your dog.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
And and like you, keezy, they were always outside. They
go and do their job, They get chained up, get
chucked a few tax biscuits, and.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's kind of the end of it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
That makes it sound like I'm always outside and chained
up and eating dog biscuits the way you said that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I did it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah, but you know what I mean though, farmers and like,
they don't muck around with dogs there to do a job.
Dogs from city folk are a bit softer.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dogs are animals. Animals will live outside, do you know
what I mean? That's so true, man, Yeah, you think
about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, lots of ticks on three four eight
three people agreeing, people disagreeing. Come on, lads, I'm sure
you've all licked worse than a dog's mouth before. My
pup gives me a little kiss goodbye every day.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
But there's something again, when I'm looking something worse and
worse than a dog's mouth, there's nothing. It's just there's
no payoff. Yeah yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Particularly you know, without getting into the getting too gross
about it, like we say, they clean themselves with their tongues,
the noose, the bullous or whatever they Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
If you getting a flannel, Actually, Jay, you can probably
do a bit of this, to be honest. You rub
it all over your downstairs in your undercarriage, and then
you wipe that on your dog's face or no, you're.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Wiping it on your wife for you for example, or
you're wiping on your own face.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And it's all good because it's part of part of
your family. So I'm just going to rub my filth
all over your face.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Someone texting here on three three apparently it's their way
of showing you that they're hungry. So I'm hungry. Here,
take this ass rag and wipe it on your face.
Can I have some food?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Please? Am I right in saying?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
And if there's any vets out there listening at the moment,
texture on three fourths.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Full word for vetgin. You can do it?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What sounded out? Brothers? Use your words? Oh, I tell
you what.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I now know what word I want Jase to say
during the commentary on a Saturday.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Night, Narian Vitnarian, Yeah, but it suddenly just went weird
in my head.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
But I don't know if this is true or not,
But I believe there.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Is some antiseptic kind of quality to the saliva.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Of a dog that works on their own injuries.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Is possibly true, but I can say the animal experts
are an agreement on one scientifically proven fact. It is
highly unsanitory for your dog to lick around your face, eyes,
and nose. There are multiple infections that can be passed on,
including staff infections. They carry various bacteria in their mouths
that can be beneficial or non effective for their own health.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, yeah, good, good to know that. Yes, I mean
for me, it's yeah, you're mad.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
And I think we've got somebody here that that may
or may not agree with me anyway, saying something to
the effect of dogs in your face as the most
discuss same thing in the world. When I see it,
I dry reach. These people need to be put in
mental asylums. Best wishes, Chris, And I think that's a
final word on it.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Actually, yeah, I think that's a bit of an overreaction.
Shut it down, Keyzy, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holdakey
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
My wife has actually gotten offer for you guys. Would
you be interested?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, it's to do with accounting, accounting, what accounting your
finances and that?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sure? Why what do you think it was? I was
oping to do anything except this?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know, you know how we run a pretty slick
operation in terms of our finances. So every week, various
automatic payments put small amounts of money into various accounts.
You've got your groceries account, your utilities account, I've.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Got a fun account.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Accounts. I've got a fun account, motorcycle account, motorbike account
for saving up for a motorbile account, sports account because
we want to encourage playing indoor nipball and squash and
golf and stuff like that. She's actually sat down because
she was listening to the show the other day and
she's she's made you guys some accounts and she's got
some ideas for you. Would you be interested in at
(00:55):
least just hearing me out?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You know what it sounds like, Man, it sounds like
we're going to get stitched up here or Key, he's
going to put the boot in.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, it does have that vibe about it, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What do you mean? It's my wife brot Okay, great
head house keezy.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So Jace will start with you man. She suggested a
massive Honker account.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Okay, that's my way.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But what I mean, no, I'm open to that, but
I mean, what's it for?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We putting a hell of a lot of funds in
their brother. That's literally all right, let's move. That's my song.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's hood mother fucking.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How did how was any of me? That's you started?
Am I saying? You hate? How much left I is there?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And it was a different thing. It's been, yes, and
for a week still a great sting for a week
there we were getting pugs to make heaps of stings
on the fly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But this is actually and should we rename this to
What's on the Leftovers?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
New Zealand? I think you can take some things too far?
Yeah man, and that's too far? Is it? So?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How this works is all the ticks that flooded in
last night for what's for?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What's on the dinner? What's on the dinner New Zealand.
It's a tricky one to remember for you, isn't it
for me? Yeah? It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well, it just flows off the towngue for us. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So basically all the leftover texts that we didn't read out,
we read them out tonight and tell you what you
can do with the leftovers from last night's meal? Yes, genius,
good a Fellers. Derek here, Yeah, Derek Jeter toasted sammis, cheese, onion, ham, tomato.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So that was last night? Oh yeah, you wouldn't really
have leftover from that? Would I tell you what you
do with that?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You put you put the leftover toasted sammis and a
blender and put some milk in with it, blend it
and then make them into toasted patties or toasted fritters.
Great bit of cheese in there and extra cheese to
bind it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Would you eat that like a bit of sour cream?
Sweet chili? I mean that sounded yummy? What this one? Good? Guys? Actually,
I don't need to say the names, right, that's what's
on the part of it. Get guys.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
William here, Oh my god, William Shakespeare. Yeah, it's William Shakespeare.
Tonight I am having year old bacon yocky pisto. Yeah,
bacon yoki pisto. Yes, I'm guessing. Then yoky is the
pasta and there's bacon a pisto wall on it. That's
(03:57):
what William Shakespeare has happened. Luggy it does and what
it needs there. You got bacon there, So I would
go with probably a I would even go with.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
A veggie stock.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Actually, Jason, Sure, we'll get a veggie stock in there,
and then you just want to simmer it down. Simmer
it down there, just boil it down, just reduce it,
reduce it, reduce it, and you get a beautiful soup.
Bacon hock soup, Oh my god, a little bit of nocky,
little bit of a pesto around.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, maybe finish it up with a bit of
fresh basil.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yes, because what I was thinking is you could maybe
make yocky toasties.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You've got yocky toasted. You haven't got any bread though
that you can only work with what they've got. Do
you know that this person has stock? Oh yeah, no,
it's fair enough.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But you can make a stock stocks easy, and if
you haven't got a stock just water is fine.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh okay, just a little bit of water.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Water, and there's a lot of flavor and the bacon
and the nocky and the pesto, and you don't get
that nice?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Where are they from? Does it say?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Doesn't say so? Get a guys, Gizell here bunching, Yep.
Congratulations to you Giselle for having another child?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Is that? Leonardo DiCaprio's Yeah, originally, but Tom Brady had
three children with her.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Eventually the marriage broke out. I don't mean to hear
a duty laundry here on Radio Hedeki. But Tom Brady
decidedly wanted to play another year in the NFL, and
so she divorced him.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Right, then we went back and he played like garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So she had a little victory there.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Gizl's in the cargo. Anyway, she sounds like a horse, Gizell.
It sounds like a gazelle.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Maybe you think. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Anywayll's and the cargo and she's cooking chicken curry for
mum and dad. And that was last night, chicken curry
for mum and dad. Oh yeah, what can you do
with that? Well, it sounds to me like it's got
a bit of supritt and all over it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'd use a beef stock and on that one's same thing.
But check the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy drama.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There is drama. I also don't forget it as Friday.
So if you have a shout out, you'd like to
sorry a froud out texted three to three four rate
three and you can win a self a fifty dollars
Reburg about you are, there's been drama. A lot of
people might have seen this, but I've heard it in
the news as well. A couple were caught blatantly having
an affear and a cold Play concert. The concert was
in Boston, and the big screen was cutting between they
(06:31):
must have been seeing some sort of romantic song. It
was cutting between couples that were like hugging and stuff, pashing, pashing,
and all that cut to this one couple. It's sort
of the guy behind with his arms around the woman
in front and classic, it's a classic Mogi won that
and she freaks out ducks down out of the video
and he's just sort of standing there looking all embarrassed,
and then it's come out straight away. People on the
(06:52):
internet were like they're having an affair. They found their
LinkedIn pages. Turns out he's a CEO of a company
and she's his head of h So this is like nowadays, Man,
if you do something even slightly dodgy, people will track
you down straight away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But on the back of that, just sort of thinking,
you know, rules around taking a mistress to a concert, James,
I mean, that's probably something you could speak to and
how to sort of get away with it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, Well, you know, back in the day, you know,
my shagging days fellas, I had more than one mistress,
so that that was a bigger challenge for me, was
that I'd have three or four of the same you know,
mistresses at the same gig, and so I.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Take them all the same game.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, but you know, I was so steamed most of
the time during those days, keasy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'd forget right.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
And I'd invite one of them and they're like, oh jeez,
well that's right, the buds, Luise and Ruben's coming as well,
you know, And it was like and so I always
found that very very uncomfortable, and so i'd have right,
you know, I'd have a bit of a passion, a
bit of a hug from behind a spooning scenario, and
(08:01):
then I go, ah, just got to go wheeze and
then go over to Ruben and nuzzle up against has
he had very fair and bullocks.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then's right. But then there's three or four of
them there, right.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Three or four of them, Yeah, so I had to
try and try and juggle them and keep them apart.
Of course, back in those days Fellas, we didn't have
your phones and things like that, so it wasn't as
perilous as it is now.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Didn't have the cameras at the concerts to have a
jumbo tron showing it to everybody there, So yeah, a
bit easier for you the adjacent. The problem was that
those concerts, as oftentimes you'd be you know, there'd only
be about half a dozen people in the audience because
it would be like a comedy gig with you guys
headlining Sugar and Spice, yeah, something like that. So it
made it very difficult for you to hide in the crowd.
(08:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah. Look, I got to tell you there were some
very awkward evenings Fellas, very awkward. But today what I
try and do is sort of stare away from big
crowds with my mistress.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, Okay, so you're running a couple.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Two or three oh two at the moment. Actually you
had a bit of a falling out with the third. Yeah,
but no, we stick to you sort of hotel rooms
things like that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's my advice. I wouldn't take them to any gigs
or any of that sort.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Of carry on.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So, yeah, this has gone viral. My question is do
you feel sorry for them in anyway? You know what
I mean, having an a fear, but people are always
having a fears. Yeah, that's right, But I mean I
don't know. I don't feel sorry for them now, not
at all.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So if you're going to go out there and do
that and you're having an a fear, then you sort
of you sort of what you get is what you get.
He's come out and given a statement, this guy, yeah,
and which we'll probably come back to him really out.
But my understanding is that he's blaming Coldplay.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh wow, you can blame Coldplay for a lot of
things if you can blame them for that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Hold Ikey Hey, fellas, I had an interesting incident in
the cur last night.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Would you like to hear a out?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Sure? Men, sounds great? Maybe it needs no, it needs
spooky music.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
There there it is. It's our spooky music that we're using. Yes,
great soup.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I was fast asleep, which is rare for me, And
it must been around about two o'clock in the morning
when I was awoken by my wife whisper screaming, somebody's
out there right right terriphying?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So did she just say that in your ear or
did she shake you and then say that.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I woke up with a start. Yes, eyes are bulging, Yes,
straight away. You're ready to go, aren't you. Well, you're
ready for something, you're poised for. Actually, you're poise for
some kind of action that you hope you don't have
to take. You hope it's one of the world's smallest
men that's broken in. Sure, we're even a child or
a cat. A cat would be good, or a hat so.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Dark? If the duck, how good? Would that be?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Only a bit spooky? Actually at nighttime?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Has the duck broken into rob?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Well? This say you don't know, you can never know
the motivations of a duck keasy.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's so true.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
A duck's motivation is primarily the shit everywhere.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Anyway, I said, what that was my first reaction eyes,
but it was a little bit as well. So what,
She goes, there's somebody out there, damn it, because I
was hoping i'd misheard her. Yeah, because I was sleeping,
you know, were you were?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And I said where. I can't because I stopped for
a minute to listen. Not a minute, but a while.
Ages it's too long a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I said, I can't hear anything. She goes, No, there's
somebody there. So I kept on listening. I couldn't hear anything,
and I said, are you asleep or awake?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
She said she said I'm awake. And I said, well,
I can't hear anything. And she goes to someone there.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I said where, and she pointed straight in front of her.
Oh my god, that's terrified.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
At this point, she was now lying on her back,
so she was pointing at the ceiling right okay, And
I said what do you see?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
She said it's a plastic thing. And I said you're asleep,
aren't you? And she said yes, how good she knew
she was asleep and I didn't. You've back to sleep
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I see. A buzzin the adrenaline was pumping through me. Man, Yeah,
so funny.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can I ask?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Because my wife does a very similar thing, but she
sets bolt up right right and then starts yeabbing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's very off putting.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It was like one time similar thing. Actually, I was
woken up in the middle of the night by my
wife because there's someone outside rustling.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Around the leaves. Russell Was it Russell?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Been?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Russell? Was it a duck?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And she was like, well, I'll get to that, Jase.
She was like, there's someone out there. I can hear
them walking around. Listen to that, and then I could
hear them as well, So you have to go and
have a look.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah? I turned the light on in our room and
was just like, who's there? No response, more rustling in
the leaves. I was like, so they've heard us. Now
they're trying to run away slowly, very slowly, through a
big pile of leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
If this was Kim dot Com, I won't be surprised.
I'll get to that mogie anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Five minutes later, it's still happening. Go outside, just a hedgehog.
I'm just playing around the leaves with a shotgun with
a shotgun. And while I'm looking at the hedgehog, a
duck runs inside and goes, Kim quick, get it now,
get it now. Kim dot Com runs in. Wow, shared
all over the house, and.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Then Kim to us Sorry, the duck shot everywhere. It
was crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
It's interesting actually, because I had one scenario very similar
to that, actually what you guys had. And my wife
woke up and she's like, there's someone out there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
And I went no, and she went no, listen, listen,
there's someone out there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Can you hear that?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
And I went, actually, yes I can. We're gonna go
and check it out, see what's happening. So she went out,
she went out, she went out.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't go out. No, man, she's
way harder than me.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
And uh, there was some reprobate who just got out
of prison. Oh wow, sex foot five wow, built like
a brick shit out.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah. She decked him to.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And then my ducks shot on him.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
iCal got the one and only Pugsahn at the studio
with us.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Hello, how are you? Yeah? Good things? Pugs? How are you?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Not too bad?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Man?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I had a good Valentine's Day? Have you a stallion?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh? I would have just taken off. Actually there's a
good there's a good point. Actually we've all talked about
our val T's Days. What did you get up to match?
Do you consider yourself a romantic? Pugsn me yes, I
would like to say so.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think you're a massive romantic. I reckon what makes
you say that? What's the vibe?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He'd be writing five poems, he'd be you know, anything
you can think of, he would have done it today.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That he's a huge romantic.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
It's interesting how everyone can have different perspectives. I just
see you as a filthy bastard here.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, thanks Jesse.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But the reason we got you in here, man, is
because you're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's batch tonight.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Can I just clarify something from the get go? Here's
not my.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Batch, it's a yeah, it's your batch. Yeah. How are
you feeling about that? Pugs Son?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
I am over the moon, excited, and I'm very grateful
that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
pass it on to them. But listen, I just wanted
to sort of sit down a few rules for when
you go there. Obviously certain things that need to happen.
My wife has drawn you out all the instruction, has
written out all the instructions and what to do. She's
drawn a beautiful map to Fellows.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's immaculately. She loves jeweling.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
We'll hang on the show, so he won't even been
left here yet.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So when you get there, don't And why is there
is that for? Like to not disturb local wildlife, wildlife
and also the local residents there.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's right, because you're a candle going. Yeah, but actually
just on that light, no candles. There's a lot of
water around. Can I do a little ja lights because.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
You know, they're the sort of things you forget and
then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Can you use the watch on his phone?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah? In an emergency. Sure. Now there's two areas.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Are you going to sleep in the sleepout or in
the main the main body?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Well, when we went last time, we slept in the sleepout.
We're to switch it up and go in the main area.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
sleep out with a double bed and on swite.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So you want to go main house.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
but separate beds? Oh, absolutely absolutely, because you're not married,
are you?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Not yet? Would now? And absolutely?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Can I just say I needly forgot this When you
get there, could you do a steamer in both toilets
because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
and they haven't been fed for ages those buses, they'll
be starving. So if you could take a dump in
each toilet.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
So I need to do one in both and it's
the same dump, you can do one on one.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You no go to make sure because the worms do
need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
you've got to shovel it.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
That's a nightmare, you literally, And when I say toilets,
it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
each each bathroom.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, nice bucket though, like a really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Can I just say too, just on that front the
oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment,
but the barbecue is. And if you could pick up
a gas bottle on the way, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
because we don't have one down there at the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
find it?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Also, like my wife and I were there last and
we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
just get rid of the rubbis, because it'll be a
bit stinky when you get in there.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Can I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
or oh.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
the time you get in.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
sitting in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah, cottage cheese
and a sort of stuff in it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
So also, I just it's good to let you know
because I know what you're like that there are cameras
in every room, so just just just tone back the
what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
up to over the.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Weekend, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
not going to be alone.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
If you get in any trouble.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
That case, you should probably leave the lights on. I
actually do leave the lights on. You do, and just
on that.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
sleep out there because my wife and I will be
in the main the main sort of force.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And that's great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
The time has officially come. Hoidy j has had five
weeks to learn one very simple piano song by Paul Buchanan.
It was this New Year's resolution. We've decided to really
hold him to it and hold him accountable.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, like any absolute backbone, he's decided to cram at
the very last minute.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I have a keyboard until yesterday.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
We managed it was as a result of it being
supplied to him by nothing that Ja did at all.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You should have.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The funniest thing was so Nick from Elliot's Music Academy
sorts him out a keyboard thanks to the rock Shop,
and then after the show, Jase just goes, now, I've
got to take this back to my car. Yeah, he's
pissed off about it. How you feeling, Jason?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Good? Thanks, Keezy? Yeah good, good? Good? All right?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
So so building it up so much by the way, Fie
snow rows Man.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
All right, so and.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Thanks and thanks to Nick and Elliott School of Music
and Music Academy in the rock shop.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, how good. It's bloody good.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So this right here is the tune that Jase is
going to be performing for you very sure?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, stop it there? All right?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
So that is the.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Sample you can in mid ear Jace, You've got the
option here. Would you like fake crowd sound effects underneath you?
Just to spice things up and make it sound a
bit better like this?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think that's quite fun. It actually makes me tense up. Okay,
we'll use that as well then, good, So you want
me to yeah good, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That I've got my seating ride here either Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
We've learned over the years, Jase. No one's listening, brother,
you'll that's true, all.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Right, Jace, God we suck on the radio and no
one actually listens to the show.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Jace.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Here you go, brother, various special performance from mister Jason.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
M absolutely nailed. Thank you very much everyone. Wow is
the best version of that you've done? No, it was
actually quite good at home. I was a bit tense there. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, and I haven't you know I got the saddle
ties of Paul Buchandies.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I mean, imagine the thousands of children that have been inspired.
Jace hoel Now pick up the guitar.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Good stuff, Jas, let us know what you thought about
three four eight three. Of the meantime, it's get back
to the Goat countdown in a five hundred and four.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah good sound.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Number five hundred and four.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
The exponents Who loves Who the Most?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
The Hole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Gem Smoke on the water there Purple five O three
feels pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Deep purple there five or three because last year did
not feature in the.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Goat Wow, okay wow interesting, which.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Is crazy because that's an iconic riff. It is absolutely
bloody good. Yeah, if you've just joined us, Unfortunately you've
missed Hoidy Jay's amazing keyboard performance. Look, you might have
missed it, but let the texts on three four eight
three paint a picture for you. Brilliant Jace. You should
do more, that's true. Yeah, thanks mate, iffing animal Hoidy
(24:02):
j nowled at brother.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
What a appreciated mate.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Incredible Jase. I could feel the raw emotion and every
staccato plank on the keyboard.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Thanks mate, I like the word.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
That's great. Beautiful Jace. I love nursery rhobes.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, great performance, Jase kirkha Jason Hoyd.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm in tears. Unbelievable performance, go Jas, go.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This one here. Hey guys, I won tickets to the
Pixis last year. I haven't received them.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
My My favorite one, though, is this one here. Get
a Jace. It's your teacher Elliott here. I heard your performance.
Great job. You went a tared rogue, though not playing
more colorful notes and fingers. So I think you boiled
it down and bought it back on years.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah, that was a very basic rendition.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, but well done. Considering you only just got yourself
a keyboard. I'm proud of you. Next stop singing and
playing fifteen minutes a day of practice, and I look
forward to seeing you booking for your classes.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, I tell you what at all seriousness. Look, I
know it was shithouse, but.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I'm going to I really enjoyed doing that today. I've
spent about an hour doing that, and I thought, if
I do that every day, just have a little toto.
And the nice thing that I discovered, as I mentioned
earlier in the show, is that I discovered that my
wife read reads music and she's quite nice on the piano, right,
So it's quite nice that she sits there.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
And you've got a little project for the year, that's right.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
You'll be able to chep away and of course maybe
for your tune that you're going to play us next month,
so track number two off the album. Maybe you can
spend two days see here you go.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
The great thing is they've got a keyboard now, so
there's no excuse.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
There's no excuse. But I'm sure we'll hear a few.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
There is another text that's coming here as well, and
it's a good question to Jay's play that with his Honker.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, a good one.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
We were just discussing whether it is completely and utterly
disgusting and foul people that allow their dogs to.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Lick their faces.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Mogi in particular was disgusted by that sort of behavior.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I'm absolutely disgusted by it. It makes me, honestly, it
makes my skin crawl when I see when I see
that happening and they've got their tongue, it's disgusting, yes, yeah,
and honestly, and if it's friends of mine, if it's
people I know, I actually think less of them as people.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What do you think the dog?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
The dogs are good, But the dogs are good because
the dog doesn't know a dog.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, the dogs just doing its thing. Just quickly fellas
a few texts here on three four eight three. Is
this technically pit chat? I think? Yeah? Yeah, pit chat
with Jason Mike.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was always just on on the old dogs because
my dog was on the couch and all that sort
of jazz and.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Inside Magi inside and inside.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That was only once yeah she got over excited, dum.
But I always used to be embarrassed because you know,
on the farm.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Of course, the dog is a working instrument, especially your dog.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
And and like you, keezy, they were always outside. They
go and do their job, They get chained up, get
chucked a few tax biscuits, and.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's kind of the end of it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
That makes it sound like I'm always outside and chained
up and eating dog biscuits the way you said that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I did it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah, but you know what I mean though, farmers and like,
they don't muck around with dogs there to do a job.
Dogs from city folk are a bit softer.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dogs are animals. Animals will live outside, do you know
what I mean? That's so true, man, Yeah, you think
about that for a second.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, lots of ticks on three four eight
three people agreeing, people disagreeing. Come on, lads, I'm sure
you've all licked worse than a dog's mouth before. My
pup gives me a little kiss goodbye every day.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
But there's something again, when I'm looking something worse and
worse than a dog's mouth, there's nothing. It's just there's
no payoff. Yeah yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Particularly you know, without getting into the getting too gross
about it, like we say, they clean themselves with their tongues,
the noose, the bullous or whatever they Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
If you getting a flannel, Actually, Jay, you can probably
do a bit of this, to be honest. You rub
it all over your downstairs in your undercarriage, and then
you wipe that on your dog's face or no, you're.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Wiping it on your wife for you for example, or
you're wiping on your own face.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And it's all good because it's part of part of
your family. So I'm just going to rub my filth
all over your face.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Someone texting here on three three apparently it's their way
of showing you that they're hungry. So I'm hungry. Here,
take this ass rag and wipe it on your face.
Can I have some food?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Please? Am I right in saying?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
And if there's any vets out there listening at the moment,
texture on three fourths.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Full word for vetgin. You can do it?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What sounded out? Brothers? Use your words? Oh, I tell
you what.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I now know what word I want Jase to say
during the commentary on a Saturday.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Night, Narian Vitnarian, Yeah, but it suddenly just went weird
in my head.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
But I don't know if this is true or not,
But I believe there.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Is some antiseptic kind of quality to the saliva.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Of a dog that works on their own injuries.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Is possibly true, but I can say the animal experts
are an agreement on one scientifically proven fact. It is
highly unsanitory for your dog to lick around your face, eyes,
and nose. There are multiple infections that can be passed on,
including staff infections. They carry various bacteria in their mouths
that can be beneficial or non effective for their own health.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, yeah, good, good to know that. Yes, I mean
for me, it's yeah, you're mad.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
And I think we've got somebody here that that may
or may not agree with me anyway, saying something to
the effect of dogs in your face as the most
discuss same thing in the world. When I see it,
I dry reach. These people need to be put in
mental asylums. Best wishes, Chris, And I think that's a
final word on it.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Actually, yeah, I think that's a bit of an overreaction.
Shut it down, Keyzy, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
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