December 25, 2025 • 32 mins
On today's best moments of 2025, Jase gets erased, chat weird hobbies and have egg chat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold, I this is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Did it do what?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just me, I sweat, please, this is breaking news?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Did it? I thought you were gonna what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, nothing, Herry? Or do you know? That's good fellas well?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
First and foremost, I'm I'm thinking of quitting the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, high five Mogi.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Well, I mean, I mean, as you said just before
they I mean it's the Keysy and Mic show.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We alternate absolutely.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And I just curient lyad between the two of the
three of us here. I think the old pak Sans
really come on in leaps and bounds. And I think,
in an opportunity with old Hoidy j vacating has admittedly
very big seat. You know, I think you guys will
just hum along.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I think we'll just keep it to me and year.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's probably wise, Actually is not that good? Um?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Anyway, we'll drive by on pugs there.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now. The reason the reason that I've decided that is
over and Night have become a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh my god, lotto, No, not lotto.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
And you know I've talked previously about my fantasy of
getting on the old road there with my wife, oh yes,
with our campavan there and just going around this beautiful
country of ours. And the time has come now where
we're financially secure enough becoming an overnight millionaire that we
can do that. And I don't want to ditch you guys,
(01:52):
And I know that's fine, man, It would be a huge,
huge loss obviously, not just you but the general public.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, but it was very simple and we're not doing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Financial advice here or you know, the big show financial news,
but as simple as I simply converted one thousand New
Zealand dollars to Vietnamese dong.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh you love Vietnamese dong?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, man, Well he's a fan of all doll not
just Vietnamese.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
No, that's true, but how many dongs are there?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm particularly fond of the Vietnamese dong, right, So I
put one thousand dollars and I converted it to Vietnamese
dong and that gave me fourteen million, fifty six thousand,
eight hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Six dollars or dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's huge because this is this currency training. Because I've
heard about this, Yeah, totally. I think John Key, early
Doors that's how he made a bit of his fortune.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So you just converted. Yeah, totally. And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So we're going to move to Vietnam for a little
while because I don't know if you know this, but
like in Vietnam, one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Dong will buy you like a full seven course meal.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, they training dong over there.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It's all dong so one and so I got fourteen
million dong.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm gonna have an absolute ball. I'm going to dong
and a ball, the dong and a ball prop by.
Probably you guys should come over, you know, and we're.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Gonna be pretty busy with the Keys of Mogi show.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
But listen, feelings, seriously, your most Well, I'll pay for
your flights. Apparently a flight from New Zealand to Vietnam
is only like seventeen dongo.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So well that's amazing, man, well done.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Bring your partners, bring some family. I mean, I'm buying
a villa over there, filler over in Vietnam. It is
only like eighty three dongs.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wait, so hang on, you could buy five flights for
the same price as one villa.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Totally, man, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, whatever you want to eat, whatever you want to
drink whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To get up to. It's it's on Hody Jane done
it out?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are you that sounds great? I'm excited for a new
show Magie.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
They call him King Dong The hurt Key Big Show
week days from four on Radio Hodi.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Two days ago on the show, we had a new
segment called egg Chat. It went down a real treat.
I think I've had four messages Pugs to my personal
Instagram asking what the sting was for that because the
tunes were so good on it. Yeah, as one hundred
percent true and this was about I was making egg sandwiches.
I wanted texts on three four eight three what I
could add to them to spice them up but make
(04:30):
them more interesting? Jay Scott to taste one. Yes, Pugs
thinks he's like the egg King. I had some views
of his own to contribute, so Fellers without I.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Should point out that I hate eggs and I don't
like egg sandwiches at all. Yeah, so I've got no,
that's one of the best sandwiches I've seen. Yeah, but
I'd never read it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah. Look, it was a good looking ex sandwich and
can we just just if we're going to do egg chat.
We've got to get into the sting, all right. Here
we go egg chat with the Fellers. Change that is
a sick riff.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's good ship.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Who is that?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Don't worry about it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So what were you saying about my egg sandwich?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Jas? It looked good?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
My big complaint, way too much butter on the bread.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I did have a complaint as well, right, but you
didn't taste it. Nevertheless, I saw him and Ia j
C and Jeremy Wells each try. My complaint was that
the school was out of ten, which is ridiculous. It's
five busies.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm with on that, So don't side with Mogi like
you always do. Five busies out of five is a
movie rating.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
In that case, I would give it three busies. Oh
would you give it a pass mark?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Just yeah, Jase, you gave it a seven out of ten.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Three and a half. You are having a terrible round
of golf, and I just wanted to cheer up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Pugs. Hello when you Jay say they were too buttery,
you flew off the handle and you said, why the
if are you putting butter on your eggs Sandwhich is
true or false? Let alone enough for it to be
too buttery. So yeah, yeah, you're making examages.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You don't put butter on them. No, actually, keeesy, what
a little bone to pick?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh really, here we go. I'm not switching the music.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I don't know if people will remember this, but Pugs
apparently makes an amazing chili egg Here we go, and
he said that he was going to bring some in
for the fields to try, and he never did.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Can I just say, jays impeckable timing picking this bone
right now? There's never been a bit of time to
take umbrage with me over the fact that I have
and brought on the chili eggs during egg Chat. Have
you got them? Have you got the eggs?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hey, Pugs?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, get out curry powder though, Jase, thank you very
much for that tip. It made them delicious. And you
can see the video at hod Aquy Big Show on
the Instagram there QP Japanese mayo. Oh yes, amazing and
egg sandwiches. Man, I can't wait until we do egg
(07:28):
Chat next year. It'll be back next week, moggie, don't
you fret? Brother?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hold Ich, Now, you guys will be aware of the
fact that old Hoodie Jay is going to be going
overseas very shortly.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we're aware of it. The listeners might not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You're going to Vietnam and Loud, I'm going to Vietnam
with all my girls, fallows, with all my girls who
all live overseas now, so it's going to be a
real family reunion.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You have flash because ofcause you've spent a bit of
time and in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I am worried about that. I am worried about that.
But you know, I think it'll be okay. You know
what I mean, because if you have a full mental break. Yeah,
that's true, that's true.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
to go somewhere else?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Then?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
field that I was in at that time.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You were stationed in one paddy field.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yes, we had to protect it, yes we did.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
That was from the sparrows because I always eating all
the rice.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And in the army as a scarecrow, right, yeah, he
ran a scarecrow business. I tell you what, self employed
for about a decade, wasn't it about a decade?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, bloody itchy worked that, right.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm very hot humored.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I remember at the end of the day of being
a scarecrow how stiff I was.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just put
a couple of bits of wood and some clothes on it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's more effective if you do it yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The more realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Right, So you ran a scarecrow company where you were
one scarecrow and you just what you stood in the
field with your arms out.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, that was part of the torture.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
The other downside of it actually, of course at the
end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
as well.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
But eventually what you weaked out, this is why Jason
is so smart, Keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted
to sort of bager off and have a bit of
a nap or something, he would get a stick and
put the hat on the stick, and then just get
another stick and put the put his coat on it,
and then you go off and then have a little
(09:46):
bit of a sleep underneath the hay bale over there, right, yeah,
and so that was hang on the But why am
I doing this twenty four seven? I could be outsourcing
this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
you what. It changed my life, that revelation, right, okay,
But the problem was you can't monetize that, Jase, can you?
Because everybody sees that you're doing they thing. Well, like
(10:07):
I don't need to pay jas to do it, right, Yes,
I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
myself and the shit and the hat.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Right, So that's why there's scarecrow business stuff because you're
doing it for how long?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
About ten years?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Wow, that's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on the.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Foot, yeah yeah, right, so you kind of wish you
had He.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Did shoot myself in the foot at one point, but
that wasn't related to the scarecrows.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Have you ever showing you that scar? Yellows?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh that's an interesting story, Jays, Yes.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And can I just say it was the one I
fully intended on telling.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
The Hudiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Hold.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I can now fellas we've all been talking about a weekend.
It was a monumental weekend for old hardy Jake. Can
I use a word yes to discuss my weekend momentum?
Now you know that my wife and I are thinking
of moving out.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah, In fact, you've had a good run, men, Can
I say that you've had a.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Really good run? A really good run?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And I said to my wife about a week and
a half ago, I said, Darling, yeah, my love, my joy,
my backbone, my wath.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We've got to stick with us.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
We've got to keep pushing through because you know who
and I we have a tendency.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
To just fall away, right we do?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You both do?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We both knew we both do.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So I said, no, no, no, you have to tink.
We have to keep going. And so we had a
very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it
all up, bloody, clearing out all the bush and shrubbery.
Discovered the old Pitt cemetery there which we've forgotten. Two
dead cats, dogs, there was about six s guineya pegs,
(11:54):
a peg skeletons everywhere. But the concern that I have
is that the place is beginning to look so good
that it's like love it or listed you know what
I mean. It's like to misday, it's looking so good
and we're doing all these things, and I'm making the
property look amazing, and we're going, oh my god, we're
(12:16):
going to be in the situation where it's looking so
good that we don't want to move out of it,
you know what I mean. Which is interesting because for
the twenty five years that we've lived there, Yeah, you
know what I mean, you don't worry about it because
you know you're not thinking of selling or renting or
doing any of that stuff. As soon as you do
that and you make all this effort, the place looks amazing, you've.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Let it go and sort of go to ruin over
the course of twenty five years. And the problem, of course,
is if you decide to say it's just going to
go back to that because you do shock bastards.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, well, this is my concern is if we don't
move out of it, it will it will go back
to But here is a.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Very monumental moment. It was my wife that did it.
My wife that did it.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now in our little corridor, is he going through the
front or you guys will see or you won't see
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But when you come over for the barbie before.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
We move out, we have this mosaic and it's about
probably fifty or sixty family photos and the little frames,
you know, just all over this wall.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And people people always.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Comment on how awesome it is when they're walking and
there's just the Hoidy j family history there basically. And
then on Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the lounge
here with my hand down my track.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's just just readjusting.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Myself and I heard this dog, dog, dog, and.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like, what the is that too late? Kezy?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And I go out into the corridor and my wife
is removing all of the family photos from the wall.
I can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed
now Australia here, we can't.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, she was just removing the ones of you, well.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Initially and then she said, ah that's better.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Initially yeah yeah, but then she removed them all.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I know, you guys will be really excited for me.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
The fact adventure. It is an exciting adventure.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You know. It's because we have been there for over
twenty years. I'm fizzing about it, you know what I mean.
But I am concerned that the place is going to
look so good that we're not going.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
To move out.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
When you say amazing, I mean like you guys, you'd
be inviting me over for a dinner party because you'd
see my house and go, I.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Want to get to that place.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You know what I means in terms of an actual fact.
I know that you're kind of looking for a place
at the moment. I think, once we're done, we'll let
you and your wife come over and have first.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Debs on your house. Oh my, can you imagine how
cool that would be?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Kitty and you move house?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hold Ik Keller's you know my wife? Yes, you don't
know her super well, but you know who she is.
I'd recognize her on the street. I don't say hello,
but I know it was her. You wouldn't she'd probably
say hello to you. Yeah. So she has recently discovered
(15:34):
a passion and which is great, right. You know, you
want to be in supportive like anything your partners into
that passionate about it. You want to fizz them up
for it, you know, get him behind them. However, the
thing that she is fizzed up about is just a
bit random as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Sure, I'm open minded.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
So she's you know, she's thirty, you know, looking, she's trendy,
she's pretty cool. Her new passion is plane spotting planet.
So like, if I look, there's a plane, but there's
a plane, I wonder where that's going. Oh wow, that's
an a A three twenty that's probably coming from Sydney.
Oh will double chair? Oh no, not Sydney, it's from Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh wow, lose the chit.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Wow, that's how some might phrase it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Per you phrase it in the break?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hang on, can I can I just say, you know,
big ups to your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, l G, big ups you because you're a bit
of a sort of.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Mechanical dweeb. You love your bike, I love stuff. And yeah,
maybe she's just trying to connect with your keys. Oh
look at that, you know, something mechanical like a plane.
That's a d x C twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Ali, First of.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
All, you're thinking of a d C which was probably
flying around a lot while you're a boy. No, she's
just and this is how it's gone. The other day,
she got steamed responsibly. The next morning, she woke up
to a Facebook notification that said, congratulations, you've been accepted
into the group Canterbury plain Spotters. And she doesn't remember
(17:13):
asking to join plane spotters. Guess how many members are
on that group if you had to guess, three thousand,
thirty three thousand. I think there's something about that plain
Spotters group. I think it's actually for swingers.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That's what I've heard. I'm a member same, I mean, amen.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Just in terms of weird hobbies, my wife has one
too keezy.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh what's that? My wife? And this is this is
a true story.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Now, she had a very good friend who coincidentally was
also our midwife. Oh yes, and she was a real
op shop lady. She loves her op shops. But she's
filled her house up and it's a significantly large house
with so much shit that she started buying stuff for
(18:09):
our house because we were great friends were here and
her thing was she loved duck plates, so like ornamental
plates with ducks on them, and.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
She started buying those for us.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We were like, oh, thanks man, and we will hang
that up.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And we did start hanging them up, and.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Then my wife randomly started going, oh look, I found
this duck plate, and I was like, is that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What we're doing?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Efficted my wife with an absurd duck plate.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And you've got a duck that lives in your lounge.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
How did your duck feel about that?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Right at home? Is ducks everywhere?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, flattered. I've heard about duck plates. Apparently that's just
another term for swinging, possibly, Mogan, is your wife have
any weird hobbies?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Man? Just swinging?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The whole archy? Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on radio?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
What's it sounds fay lies camera?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Actually know it's time for the big show, Brawn.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I mean we could do the one with your wife
and the blindfold.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
That's true, that would have been. You just need to
simmer down around that situation, all right. And the person
suggesting that Kesey's wife has overcooked his eggs for his
eggs sandwhich Keesy is furious than she calls Jas for
relationship advice.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's just not thattle. Too closer to the bone. Now
listen up.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Okay, so how about this is the scenario Moggi. You're
a border security guard. Sure, you're the dude that stands
you know how they have the make magnetic sort of
what do they call them?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
When you have to walk through there.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
That guy like to think, Keezy, you're a weary Trevor.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You've just to think that will be the guy that's
it's due towards your suitcase to your suitcase.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yes, now, Keezy, you've come through the detector. You put
all your stuff on the trays and you've gone through.
You managed to get through there, but you're also clutching
your stomach and in a fair amount of pain as
you approach.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Mogi there right, Okay, sorry, so Moggi, my suitcase is
going on the conveyor and it's then been lifted up
and taken over to the inspections. It's been diverse diverted
around all right, and I've got a sort of stomach.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, you're getting really bad cramps in your stomach.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
All right, fine and action, good afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Soon as this your beg Yeah it is man, how
are you today?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
By the way, great, I'm just going to go through
it and said, right, do I have your permission to
go through the beak?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
What was your name?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Okay, that's what was your name? Sorry, man, my name's Kezy.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What was your name?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Didn't quite catch that At this point Keezy has bent
over all a sudden stabbing.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Pain and what was your name? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
So I'm just going to take all this stuff out
of your bag, so you're okay with it, I'm just
going to search us.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, it's fine, man, there's not okay.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Were you Were you the one that packed your bag?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That was okay?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Nothing, Yeah, go for it minute then, sweet, we'll go
through here. Then you've got you've got a some kind
of a sleeping mask.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, that's the missus insists on using it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's a long story, man.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's quite a lot of delis in here. Are they
all yours?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Long story?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I worked for this company called Mike and Jason's Dillies,
and they wanted me to bring some stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's not illegal, all right.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
So well I've seen enough. I think we're going to
have to take you into the secret area for a
strip search based on what, Oh my god, just I
think it's the sweat that you've got on your hour,
on your face, and you seem to be in some
kind of pain. You've got some kind of bowel issues?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Have you want?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Are you on that radio show. Yeah, I know, Sorry mate,
I didn't recognize you. I should have by your massive
honka at hang about.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
At this point, Easy loses all control of his bowels.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
What have you done, man, I've just classic classic Kezy
midnight steamer in his pants.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
And what you got in there? There's little packets of
what's that? Little packets of what is that?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Cazyy the airport stuff. I don't worry about that.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
It looks like cocaine, is it?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Hey, mum's the word?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
You just pick those up and pick up that massive
pile of feces and be on your way.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Scene the Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Speaking of the long weekend, my wife and I were
planning to go away to our favorite place. Unfortunately it
wasn't available to us, and so I thought we did
a double book again in double books.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Well, I feel like we should clarify for the listeners.
Your favorite place is actually owned by someone else and
it's a batch, yes, and the people that own it
have decided to go there.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah. I mean, what's that about? Man? Yeah? I had
some you know, decent sea share it around a bit
kick and you thanks man? Thanks either right, Yeah, I
don't pay anything.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, talk about selfish. So I said
to my wife, well, you know, Darling, I mean, we
don't have to go away. We could maybe book a hotel,
Darling in Auckland. You see it motoring, well initially a
motoring And the look on her face made me go,
I mean, I mean, like a quality five star hotel.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Ah, you know, what do you call it? Eas a staycation?
A staycation? Yeah, we just you know, the town you're from.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You just spend the night in the city, go out
for dinner, and then stay the night in a nice hotel.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, what we tend to do is we go up
for a nice cinema. We go to the movies at
the Academy, the old cinema there. But I've kind of
built it up a little bit too much, Fellows, and
I feel like I'm now under pressure to perform, if
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
What I mean. Oh, just what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Well, it's just that have you been married for twenty hours?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We have been.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
But when you do something different, you immediately put the
pressure on yourself. You know what I mean, because he's
expect the expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
I would say that that's the thing. You're going away
for it as you called it off for you a
filthy weekend. You said you're taking your suitcase full of
before mentioned and so there is going to be a
certain amount of expectation there. Jay, Sure, are you taking
your portable sex oning?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
No, because we actually ended up when we used that
last time in the last place we stayed out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It was a five hundred dollars charge because it fell
out of the roof. It fell out of that roof.
It came loose from the roof and pulled some of
the ceiling down.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Your attention.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Did you just put like a thing straight into the
room just a bit of beltcrow?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh okay?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Or a command hook? Yeah? So yeah, that wasn't good.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
But you know what I mean, it's right you're trying
to do something nice and special for your partner, and
then it's like, but also, you know, you gotta you're
gotta make sure that you do the well how do
I phrase the business?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
The business yea, and the filth of the sin.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So what I mean, Jason, you have been on to
me about how you're like quite the love maker, and
blah blah. Surely this is right up your alley. Surely
this is you.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Put on your you're on the stage. Now it's hot.
J's time to shine once again.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well, then you get into the thing. And what should
I bring? Should I bring the gimp mask? Should I
leave there?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Bring?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
It's only one it's only one night. I don't want
to bring almost. No, no, no, because I'm a lot
of characters that I can play. Do you know one
of the things that you go key?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So we should just just pick one one of your characters, right,
So for example, I know you've got what is it,
one of them like a police officer.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Well, he's my favorite one, Hoidy Jane. I thought this
one was genius. Was he's got a sex character called
the pig Farmer. Oh, that's right, the pig the swine
doesn't it says the pig farmer. And his wife gets
lost out in the countryside and she stops and to
ask for directions.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh right, right, it's the voice for the pig farmer. Jason, Jace, how.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Are you doing there? Last? I know what that was?
This is what I mean. I've got pressure on me
and then we should come back to this to nail
it down. Man. That's so hot.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Man. That voice the pig Farm, that's really great. She's
gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It's one of my harder characters.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
The Whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Hold Ikey.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's a lovely time of year, isn't it. Fellas in
the romances, it's flowing through thick and fast. Get a
fellas Jordan here? Can I get a Valentine's Day? Shout
out to my wife Brook for putting up with me
and my ADHD madness for fourteen years. Going strong. Lads
might even make it to bed tonight rather than the couch.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, it's so good man.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Shout out to my Valentine. Dino working over in West
Australia in the mines.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
What a backbone? That is backbone?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
What fly and fly out? Was hot that you're just
mentioning football? Get a fellas over that's get eight fellas.
I broke up with her today. Cheers h good good.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
I mean you'll always remember, yeah, you know what I mean?
Unless you you'll remember the date exactly, know where he
broke my heart yet, a Fellers, I haven't done anything
for Valentine's Days. It's actually my cat's birthday. I got
him some beef schnitzel. That's from Colin, Colin, your old
(28:23):
romantic son of a bee. Do you hate it when
like important dates crossover with other ones?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I mean, yeah, that's one of the biggest days on
the calendar, the old cat's birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah. Yeah, schnitz beef snitz good. I bet he. He
really finally diced it too, so it wasn't too hard
for the cat to chew on.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
You'll find a cattle choke on a beef.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Schnitz It will.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It will found that out the hard way choke.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Was talking in the previous break about how I was
watching an old episode of wonder Woman today at home,
and it reminded me of the fact that I used
to watch Wonder Woman and notice a sort of change
in my body. And this is when I was a
sort of youngish teenager ten eleven, twelve, Right, So now.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
A teenager is any number that ends with teen, like thirteen, fourteen.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, but I was about I remember being about
eleven and just giving me and it was kind of
my sixth dual awakening.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So it came out in nineteen seventy six, So that
means you must have been born in the mid sixties,
which would make you about sixty hour.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No, but I mean it can play later down the years.
And also credit where credits due here? Who names Linda Caster?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Linda Carter, Yes, very much, sir.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So we're talking sixual awakenings. A lot of tixcho chet
orco chat.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Well, I did mention the fact that you know in
the chat today Pugs Aunt had about ten or eleven
of the bastards.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, but that's just another day of the office for
all Pugsan someone here, Megan Fox, Yeah, the first Transformers
movie for guys my age, it certainly was was up there,
Susie Cato, another one on three from Yes, yes, Oprah Winfrey, Yeah,
(30:16):
Aunt Becky from full House.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Really okay.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
A young age Yeah, no, Jude Jane, that's so sure.
I do want to just point out that somebody's taxsern
he with George of the Jungle, Brenda Fraser, and I
do want some from the ladies.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I was just about to say this is not just
from the male perspective. I'm interested in the female perspective
on this too, obviously.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean even I go there both Wilma Flintstone and
Betty Rubble.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's heart man. There was one that you mentioned, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
My mum says that tattoo from Fantasy Island was her
sexual awakening.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Minute I do.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
You can't take people's accents off like that.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's racist.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Another one here, the woman from Weird Science. It was
Kelly LeBrock Kelly LeBrock y right. That film came out
in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
The wout out to Catherine Zeta Jones. Catherine Zenda Jones
was pretty hot back in the day and currently obviously,
but I remember her from the Mask of Zara as
the Legend of Zira.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, and my one which I just mentioned half of
the Mask early nineties with Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
How hot was he?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Sense of humor can be very attractive and that was
that was fully on there. Did you like him so
much in as Ventura? Yeah, especially the second one with
nature calls so hot. Also Cameron Diaz from them that
(32:04):
was one of the most that was one of the
all time biggest debuts from an actress.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'd say.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Skyrocketed straight to stardom.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my mate's mum. That's from a text
that's not me just feels Jim of the Holograms.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Do you remember Gym and the Holograms? Jason, No, I don't, sorry,
hot lips. Oh yeah, definitely, definitely Radar. Oh yeah, Summer
Hiakoff Desperado Ticks has just gone through there.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Wow, I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You don't like that, No, I'm sure I do. Well,
she'll tell you what she's no Jim Carre
Speaker 1 (32:47):
The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days and four on radio Hold Ikey
The whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold, I this is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Did it do what?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just me, I sweat, please, this is breaking news?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Did it? I thought you were gonna what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, nothing, Herry? Or do you know? That's good fellas well?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
First and foremost, I'm I'm thinking of quitting the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, high five Mogi.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Well, I mean, I mean, as you said just before
they I mean it's the Keysy and Mic show.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We alternate absolutely.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And I just curient lyad between the two of the
three of us here. I think the old pak Sans
really come on in leaps and bounds. And I think,
in an opportunity with old Hoidy j vacating has admittedly
very big seat. You know, I think you guys will
just hum along.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I think we'll just keep it to me and year.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's probably wise, Actually is not that good? Um?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Anyway, we'll drive by on pugs there.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now. The reason the reason that I've decided that is
over and Night have become a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh my god, lotto, No, not lotto.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
And you know I've talked previously about my fantasy of
getting on the old road there with my wife, oh yes,
with our campavan there and just going around this beautiful
country of ours. And the time has come now where
we're financially secure enough becoming an overnight millionaire that we
can do that. And I don't want to ditch you guys,
(01:52):
And I know that's fine, man, It would be a huge,
huge loss obviously, not just you but the general public.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, but it was very simple and we're not doing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Financial advice here or you know, the big show financial news,
but as simple as I simply converted one thousand New
Zealand dollars to Vietnamese dong.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh you love Vietnamese dong?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, man, Well he's a fan of all doll not
just Vietnamese.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
No, that's true, but how many dongs are there?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm particularly fond of the Vietnamese dong, right, So I
put one thousand dollars and I converted it to Vietnamese
dong and that gave me fourteen million, fifty six thousand,
eight hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Six dollars or dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's huge because this is this currency training. Because I've
heard about this, Yeah, totally. I think John Key, early
Doors that's how he made a bit of his fortune.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So you just converted. Yeah, totally. And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
So we're going to move to Vietnam for a little
while because I don't know if you know this, but
like in Vietnam, one.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Dong will buy you like a full seven course meal.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, they training dong over there.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It's all dong so one and so I got fourteen
million dong.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm gonna have an absolute ball. I'm going to dong
and a ball, the dong and a ball prop by.
Probably you guys should come over, you know, and we're.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Gonna be pretty busy with the Keys of Mogi show.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
But listen, feelings, seriously, your most Well, I'll pay for
your flights. Apparently a flight from New Zealand to Vietnam
is only like seventeen dongo.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So well that's amazing, man, well done.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Bring your partners, bring some family. I mean, I'm buying
a villa over there, filler over in Vietnam. It is
only like eighty three dongs.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wait, so hang on, you could buy five flights for
the same price as one villa.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Totally, man, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, whatever you want to eat, whatever you want to
drink whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To get up to. It's it's on Hody Jane done
it out?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are you that sounds great? I'm excited for a new
show Magie.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
They call him King Dong The hurt Key Big Show
week days from four on Radio Hodi.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Two days ago on the show, we had a new
segment called egg Chat. It went down a real treat.
I think I've had four messages Pugs to my personal
Instagram asking what the sting was for that because the
tunes were so good on it. Yeah, as one hundred
percent true and this was about I was making egg sandwiches.
I wanted texts on three four eight three what I
could add to them to spice them up but make
(04:30):
them more interesting? Jay Scott to taste one. Yes, Pugs
thinks he's like the egg King. I had some views
of his own to contribute, so Fellers without I.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Should point out that I hate eggs and I don't
like egg sandwiches at all. Yeah, so I've got no,
that's one of the best sandwiches I've seen. Yeah, but
I'd never read it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah. Look, it was a good looking ex sandwich and
can we just just if we're going to do egg chat.
We've got to get into the sting, all right. Here
we go egg chat with the Fellers. Change that is
a sick riff.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's good ship.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Who is that?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Don't worry about it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So what were you saying about my egg sandwich?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Jas? It looked good?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
My big complaint, way too much butter on the bread.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I did have a complaint as well, right, but you
didn't taste it. Nevertheless, I saw him and Ia j
C and Jeremy Wells each try. My complaint was that
the school was out of ten, which is ridiculous. It's
five busies.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm with on that, So don't side with Mogi like
you always do. Five busies out of five is a
movie rating.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
In that case, I would give it three busies. Oh
would you give it a pass mark?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Just yeah, Jase, you gave it a seven out of ten.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Three and a half. You are having a terrible round
of golf, and I just wanted to cheer up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Pugs. Hello when you Jay say they were too buttery,
you flew off the handle and you said, why the
if are you putting butter on your eggs Sandwhich is
true or false? Let alone enough for it to be
too buttery. So yeah, yeah, you're making examages.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You don't put butter on them. No, actually, keeesy, what
a little bone to pick?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh really, here we go. I'm not switching the music.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I don't know if people will remember this, but Pugs
apparently makes an amazing chili egg Here we go, and
he said that he was going to bring some in
for the fields to try, and he never did.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Can I just say, jays impeckable timing picking this bone
right now? There's never been a bit of time to
take umbrage with me over the fact that I have
and brought on the chili eggs during egg Chat. Have
you got them? Have you got the eggs?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hey, Pugs?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, get out curry powder though, Jase, thank you very
much for that tip. It made them delicious. And you
can see the video at hod Aquy Big Show on
the Instagram there QP Japanese mayo. Oh yes, amazing and
egg sandwiches. Man, I can't wait until we do egg
(07:28):
Chat next year. It'll be back next week, moggie, don't
you fret? Brother?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hold Ich, Now, you guys will be aware of the
fact that old Hoodie Jay is going to be going
overseas very shortly.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we're aware of it. The listeners might not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You're going to Vietnam and Loud, I'm going to Vietnam
with all my girls, fallows, with all my girls who
all live overseas now, so it's going to be a
real family reunion.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You have flash because ofcause you've spent a bit of
time and in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I am worried about that. I am worried about that.
But you know, I think it'll be okay. You know
what I mean, because if you have a full mental break. Yeah,
that's true, that's true.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
to go somewhere else?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Then?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
field that I was in at that time.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You were stationed in one paddy field.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yes, we had to protect it, yes we did.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
That was from the sparrows because I always eating all
the rice.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And in the army as a scarecrow, right, yeah, he
ran a scarecrow business. I tell you what, self employed
for about a decade, wasn't it about a decade?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, bloody itchy worked that, right.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm very hot humored.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I remember at the end of the day of being
a scarecrow how stiff I was.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just put
a couple of bits of wood and some clothes on it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's more effective if you do it yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The more realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Right, So you ran a scarecrow company where you were
one scarecrow and you just what you stood in the
field with your arms out.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, that was part of the torture.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
The other downside of it actually, of course at the
end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
as well.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
But eventually what you weaked out, this is why Jason
is so smart, Keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted
to sort of bager off and have a bit of
a nap or something, he would get a stick and
put the hat on the stick, and then just get
another stick and put the put his coat on it,
and then you go off and then have a little
(09:46):
bit of a sleep underneath the hay bale over there, right, yeah,
and so that was hang on the But why am
I doing this twenty four seven? I could be outsourcing
this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
you what. It changed my life, that revelation, right, okay,
But the problem was you can't monetize that, Jase, can you?
Because everybody sees that you're doing they thing. Well, like
(10:07):
I don't need to pay jas to do it, right, Yes,
I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
myself and the shit and the hat.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Right, So that's why there's scarecrow business stuff because you're
doing it for how long?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
About ten years?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Wow, that's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on the.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Foot, yeah yeah, right, so you kind of wish you
had He.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Did shoot myself in the foot at one point, but
that wasn't related to the scarecrows.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Have you ever showing you that scar? Yellows?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh that's an interesting story, Jays, Yes.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And can I just say it was the one I
fully intended on telling.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
The Hudiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Hold.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I can now fellas we've all been talking about a weekend.
It was a monumental weekend for old hardy Jake. Can
I use a word yes to discuss my weekend momentum?
Now you know that my wife and I are thinking
of moving out.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah, In fact, you've had a good run, men, Can
I say that you've had a.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Really good run? A really good run?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And I said to my wife about a week and
a half ago, I said, Darling, yeah, my love, my joy,
my backbone, my wath.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We've got to stick with us.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
We've got to keep pushing through because you know who
and I we have a tendency.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
To just fall away, right we do?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You both do?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We both knew we both do.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So I said, no, no, no, you have to tink.
We have to keep going. And so we had a
very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it
all up, bloody, clearing out all the bush and shrubbery.
Discovered the old Pitt cemetery there which we've forgotten. Two
dead cats, dogs, there was about six s guineya pegs,
(11:54):
a peg skeletons everywhere. But the concern that I have
is that the place is beginning to look so good
that it's like love it or listed you know what
I mean. It's like to misday, it's looking so good
and we're doing all these things, and I'm making the
property look amazing, and we're going, oh my god, we're
(12:16):
going to be in the situation where it's looking so
good that we don't want to move out of it,
you know what I mean. Which is interesting because for
the twenty five years that we've lived there, Yeah, you
know what I mean, you don't worry about it because
you know you're not thinking of selling or renting or
doing any of that stuff. As soon as you do
that and you make all this effort, the place looks amazing, you've.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Let it go and sort of go to ruin over
the course of twenty five years. And the problem, of course,
is if you decide to say it's just going to
go back to that because you do shock bastards.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, well, this is my concern is if we don't
move out of it, it will it will go back
to But here is a.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Very monumental moment. It was my wife that did it.
My wife that did it.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now in our little corridor, is he going through the
front or you guys will see or you won't see
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But when you come over for the barbie before.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
We move out, we have this mosaic and it's about
probably fifty or sixty family photos and the little frames,
you know, just all over this wall.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And people people always.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Comment on how awesome it is when they're walking and
there's just the Hoidy j family history there basically. And
then on Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the lounge
here with my hand down my track.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's just just readjusting.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Myself and I heard this dog, dog, dog, and.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like, what the is that too late? Kezy?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And I go out into the corridor and my wife
is removing all of the family photos from the wall.
I can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed
now Australia here, we can't.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, she was just removing the ones of you, well.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Initially and then she said, ah that's better.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Initially yeah yeah, but then she removed them all.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I know, you guys will be really excited for me.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
The fact adventure. It is an exciting adventure.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You know. It's because we have been there for over
twenty years. I'm fizzing about it, you know what I mean.
But I am concerned that the place is going to
look so good that we're not going.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
To move out.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
When you say amazing, I mean like you guys, you'd
be inviting me over for a dinner party because you'd
see my house and go, I.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Want to get to that place.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You know what I means in terms of an actual fact.
I know that you're kind of looking for a place
at the moment. I think, once we're done, we'll let
you and your wife come over and have first.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Debs on your house. Oh my, can you imagine how
cool that would be?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Kitty and you move house?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hold Ik Keller's you know my wife? Yes, you don't
know her super well, but you know who she is.
I'd recognize her on the street. I don't say hello,
but I know it was her. You wouldn't she'd probably
say hello to you. Yeah. So she has recently discovered
(15:34):
a passion and which is great, right. You know, you
want to be in supportive like anything your partners into
that passionate about it. You want to fizz them up
for it, you know, get him behind them. However, the
thing that she is fizzed up about is just a
bit random as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Sure, I'm open minded.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
So she's you know, she's thirty, you know, looking, she's trendy,
she's pretty cool. Her new passion is plane spotting planet.
So like, if I look, there's a plane, but there's
a plane, I wonder where that's going. Oh wow, that's
an a A three twenty that's probably coming from Sydney.
Oh will double chair? Oh no, not Sydney, it's from Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh wow, lose the chit.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Wow, that's how some might phrase it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Per you phrase it in the break?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hang on, can I can I just say, you know,
big ups to your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, l G, big ups you because you're a bit
of a sort of.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Mechanical dweeb. You love your bike, I love stuff. And yeah,
maybe she's just trying to connect with your keys. Oh
look at that, you know, something mechanical like a plane.
That's a d x C twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Ali, First of.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
All, you're thinking of a d C which was probably
flying around a lot while you're a boy. No, she's
just and this is how it's gone. The other day,
she got steamed responsibly. The next morning, she woke up
to a Facebook notification that said, congratulations, you've been accepted
into the group Canterbury plain Spotters. And she doesn't remember
(17:13):
asking to join plane spotters. Guess how many members are
on that group if you had to guess, three thousand,
thirty three thousand. I think there's something about that plain
Spotters group. I think it's actually for swingers.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That's what I've heard. I'm a member same, I mean, amen.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Just in terms of weird hobbies, my wife has one
too keezy.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh what's that? My wife? And this is this is
a true story.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Now, she had a very good friend who coincidentally was
also our midwife. Oh yes, and she was a real
op shop lady. She loves her op shops. But she's
filled her house up and it's a significantly large house
with so much shit that she started buying stuff for
(18:09):
our house because we were great friends were here and
her thing was she loved duck plates, so like ornamental
plates with ducks on them, and.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
She started buying those for us.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We were like, oh, thanks man, and we will hang
that up.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And we did start hanging them up, and.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Then my wife randomly started going, oh look, I found
this duck plate, and I was like, is that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What we're doing?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Efficted my wife with an absurd duck plate.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And you've got a duck that lives in your lounge.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
How did your duck feel about that?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Right at home? Is ducks everywhere?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, flattered. I've heard about duck plates. Apparently that's just
another term for swinging, possibly, Mogan, is your wife have
any weird hobbies?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Man? Just swinging?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The whole archy? Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on radio?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
What's it sounds fay lies camera?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Actually know it's time for the big show, Brawn.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I mean we could do the one with your wife
and the blindfold.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
That's true, that would have been. You just need to
simmer down around that situation, all right. And the person
suggesting that Kesey's wife has overcooked his eggs for his
eggs sandwhich Keesy is furious than she calls Jas for
relationship advice.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's just not thattle. Too closer to the bone. Now
listen up.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Okay, so how about this is the scenario Moggi. You're
a border security guard. Sure, you're the dude that stands
you know how they have the make magnetic sort of
what do they call them?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
When you have to walk through there.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
That guy like to think, Keezy, you're a weary Trevor.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You've just to think that will be the guy that's
it's due towards your suitcase to your suitcase.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yes, now, Keezy, you've come through the detector. You put
all your stuff on the trays and you've gone through.
You managed to get through there, but you're also clutching
your stomach and in a fair amount of pain as
you approach.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Mogi there right, Okay, sorry, so Moggi, my suitcase is
going on the conveyor and it's then been lifted up
and taken over to the inspections. It's been diverse diverted
around all right, and I've got a sort of stomach.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, you're getting really bad cramps in your stomach.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
All right, fine and action, good afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Soon as this your beg Yeah it is man, how
are you today?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
By the way, great, I'm just going to go through
it and said, right, do I have your permission to
go through the beak?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
What was your name?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Okay, that's what was your name? Sorry, man, my name's Kezy.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What was your name?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Didn't quite catch that At this point Keezy has bent
over all a sudden stabbing.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Pain and what was your name? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
So I'm just going to take all this stuff out
of your bag, so you're okay with it, I'm just
going to search us.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, it's fine, man, there's not okay.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Were you Were you the one that packed your bag?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That was okay?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Nothing, Yeah, go for it minute then, sweet, we'll go
through here. Then you've got you've got a some kind
of a sleeping mask.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, that's the missus insists on using it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's a long story, man.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's quite a lot of delis in here. Are they
all yours?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Long story?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I worked for this company called Mike and Jason's Dillies,
and they wanted me to bring some stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's not illegal, all right.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
So well I've seen enough. I think we're going to
have to take you into the secret area for a
strip search based on what, Oh my god, just I
think it's the sweat that you've got on your hour,
on your face, and you seem to be in some
kind of pain. You've got some kind of bowel issues?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Have you want?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Are you on that radio show. Yeah, I know, Sorry mate,
I didn't recognize you. I should have by your massive
honka at hang about.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
At this point, Easy loses all control of his bowels.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
What have you done, man, I've just classic classic Kezy
midnight steamer in his pants.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
And what you got in there? There's little packets of
what's that? Little packets of what is that?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Cazyy the airport stuff. I don't worry about that.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
It looks like cocaine, is it?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Hey, mum's the word?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
You just pick those up and pick up that massive
pile of feces and be on your way.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Scene the Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Speaking of the long weekend, my wife and I were
planning to go away to our favorite place. Unfortunately it
wasn't available to us, and so I thought we did
a double book again in double books.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Well, I feel like we should clarify for the listeners.
Your favorite place is actually owned by someone else and
it's a batch, yes, and the people that own it
have decided to go there.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah. I mean, what's that about? Man? Yeah? I had
some you know, decent sea share it around a bit
kick and you thanks man? Thanks either right, Yeah, I
don't pay anything.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, talk about selfish. So I said
to my wife, well, you know, Darling, I mean, we
don't have to go away. We could maybe book a hotel,
Darling in Auckland. You see it motoring, well initially a
motoring And the look on her face made me go,
I mean, I mean, like a quality five star hotel.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Ah, you know, what do you call it? Eas a staycation?
A staycation? Yeah, we just you know, the town you're from.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You just spend the night in the city, go out
for dinner, and then stay the night in a nice hotel.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, what we tend to do is we go up
for a nice cinema. We go to the movies at
the Academy, the old cinema there. But I've kind of
built it up a little bit too much, Fellows, and
I feel like I'm now under pressure to perform, if
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
What I mean. Oh, just what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Well, it's just that have you been married for twenty hours?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We have been.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
But when you do something different, you immediately put the
pressure on yourself. You know what I mean, because he's
expect the expectations.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
I would say that that's the thing. You're going away
for it as you called it off for you a
filthy weekend. You said you're taking your suitcase full of
before mentioned and so there is going to be a
certain amount of expectation there. Jay, Sure, are you taking
your portable sex oning?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
No, because we actually ended up when we used that
last time in the last place we stayed out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It was a five hundred dollars charge because it fell
out of the roof. It fell out of that roof.
It came loose from the roof and pulled some of
the ceiling down.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Your attention.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Did you just put like a thing straight into the
room just a bit of beltcrow?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh okay?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Or a command hook? Yeah? So yeah, that wasn't good.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
But you know what I mean, it's right you're trying
to do something nice and special for your partner, and
then it's like, but also, you know, you gotta you're
gotta make sure that you do the well how do
I phrase the business?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
The business yea, and the filth of the sin.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So what I mean, Jason, you have been on to
me about how you're like quite the love maker, and
blah blah. Surely this is right up your alley. Surely
this is you.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Put on your you're on the stage. Now it's hot.
J's time to shine once again.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well, then you get into the thing. And what should
I bring? Should I bring the gimp mask? Should I
leave there?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Bring?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
It's only one it's only one night. I don't want
to bring almost. No, no, no, because I'm a lot
of characters that I can play. Do you know one
of the things that you go key?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So we should just just pick one one of your characters, right,
So for example, I know you've got what is it,
one of them like a police officer.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Well, he's my favorite one, Hoidy Jane. I thought this
one was genius. Was he's got a sex character called
the pig Farmer. Oh, that's right, the pig the swine
doesn't it says the pig farmer. And his wife gets
lost out in the countryside and she stops and to
ask for directions.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh right, right, it's the voice for the pig farmer. Jason, Jace, how.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Are you doing there? Last? I know what that was?
This is what I mean. I've got pressure on me
and then we should come back to this to nail
it down. Man. That's so hot.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Man. That voice the pig Farm, that's really great. She's
gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It's one of my harder characters.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
The Whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Hold Ikey.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's a lovely time of year, isn't it. Fellas in
the romances, it's flowing through thick and fast. Get a
fellas Jordan here? Can I get a Valentine's Day? Shout
out to my wife Brook for putting up with me
and my ADHD madness for fourteen years. Going strong. Lads
might even make it to bed tonight rather than the couch.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, it's so good man.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Shout out to my Valentine. Dino working over in West
Australia in the mines.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
What a backbone? That is backbone?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
What fly and fly out? Was hot that you're just
mentioning football? Get a fellas over that's get eight fellas.
I broke up with her today. Cheers h good good.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
I mean you'll always remember, yeah, you know what I mean?
Unless you you'll remember the date exactly, know where he
broke my heart yet, a Fellers, I haven't done anything
for Valentine's Days. It's actually my cat's birthday. I got
him some beef schnitzel. That's from Colin, Colin, your old
(28:23):
romantic son of a bee. Do you hate it when
like important dates crossover with other ones?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I mean, yeah, that's one of the biggest days on
the calendar, the old cat's birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah. Yeah, schnitz beef snitz good. I bet he. He
really finally diced it too, so it wasn't too hard
for the cat to chew on.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
You'll find a cattle choke on a beef.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Schnitz It will.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It will found that out the hard way choke.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Was talking in the previous break about how I was
watching an old episode of wonder Woman today at home,
and it reminded me of the fact that I used
to watch Wonder Woman and notice a sort of change
in my body. And this is when I was a
sort of youngish teenager ten eleven, twelve, Right, So now.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
A teenager is any number that ends with teen, like thirteen, fourteen.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, but I was about I remember being about
eleven and just giving me and it was kind of
my sixth dual awakening.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So it came out in nineteen seventy six, So that
means you must have been born in the mid sixties,
which would make you about sixty hour.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No, but I mean it can play later down the years.
And also credit where credits due here? Who names Linda Caster?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Linda Carter, Yes, very much, sir.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So we're talking sixual awakenings. A lot of tixcho chet
orco chat.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Well, I did mention the fact that you know in
the chat today Pugs Aunt had about ten or eleven
of the bastards.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, but that's just another day of the office for
all Pugsan someone here, Megan Fox, Yeah, the first Transformers
movie for guys my age, it certainly was was up there,
Susie Cato, another one on three from Yes, yes, Oprah Winfrey, Yeah,
(30:16):
Aunt Becky from full House.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Really okay.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
A young age Yeah, no, Jude Jane, that's so sure.
I do want to just point out that somebody's taxsern
he with George of the Jungle, Brenda Fraser, and I
do want some from the ladies.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I was just about to say this is not just
from the male perspective. I'm interested in the female perspective
on this too, obviously.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean even I go there both Wilma Flintstone and
Betty Rubble.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's heart man. There was one that you mentioned, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
My mum says that tattoo from Fantasy Island was her
sexual awakening.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Minute I do.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
You can't take people's accents off like that.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's racist.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Another one here, the woman from Weird Science. It was
Kelly LeBrock Kelly LeBrock y right. That film came out
in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
The wout out to Catherine Zeta Jones. Catherine Zenda Jones
was pretty hot back in the day and currently obviously,
but I remember her from the Mask of Zara as
the Legend of Zira.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, and my one which I just mentioned half of
the Mask early nineties with Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
How hot was he?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Sense of humor can be very attractive and that was
that was fully on there. Did you like him so
much in as Ventura? Yeah, especially the second one with
nature calls so hot. Also Cameron Diaz from them that
(32:04):
was one of the most that was one of the
all time biggest debuts from an actress.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'd say.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Skyrocketed straight to stardom.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my mate's mum. That's from a text
that's not me just feels Jim of the Holograms.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Do you remember Gym and the Holograms? Jason, No, I don't, sorry,
hot lips. Oh yeah, definitely, definitely Radar. Oh yeah, Summer
Hiakoff Desperado Ticks has just gone through there.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Wow, I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You don't like that, No, I'm sure I do. Well,
she'll tell you what she's no Jim Carre
Speaker 1 (32:47):
The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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