January 4, 2026 • 28 mins
On today's best moments of 2025, Jase is outed, we get sage advice from a true backbone and take a further look into the relay we lost.
We'll be back on the 16th of January, 2026!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I Ken.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It sounds very lines camera action. Now it's time for
a big show, Brad. The reasoning behind this, by the way,
is our mate Keysy is an aspiring actor and.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We thought that you know you and I'm ode you being.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sort of acting legends. I guess you could say, could
give him some tips and put them in scenarios where
we get to expand them as an actor.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, And this is a this
is a good one today. This is what you want
to do, is you want to have scenes with us conflict, yes, conflict,
and then you're trying to work out the conflict there
between the characters. And so today we're going to settle
up there that I'm a barista and Keyser, you're going
(00:55):
to come in, mate, ah, and you're going to order
yourself a coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You don't want me to be then?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, okay, but but you won't quite have enough money?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, so okay, So keys he's coming in to get
a coffee off you the barista there, Moogi, but he
doesn't have enough for money. That sounds pretty good to me.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It sounds at the start of them. Okay, have we've
got any sort of cafe music? Because I was just
throwing this just now.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, man, you've got to sell on your toes. That's
the thing about improv men, You've got to be really
with music. I just sort of feel like we need
some sort.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Of b G.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well I don't have any pugs as soon as he's
chatting to other people, so you can't help.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was a very last minute decision.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
We've made it O cafe sound ef fix.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We're doing it right now, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeahs, don't worry about it, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And action, Hi, how are you? Can you keep your
voice down?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah? This is a quiet care for quiet care? Am
I allowed to order? Or can I get for you? Sorry?
What can I get for you? I can't? What can
I get for you? There? Mate? Just after a coffee?
It's been a pretty big night. Yeah all right. I
didn't need your backstory, mate.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You want to be a bit more specific about what
kind of coffee, man, because we've got we've got short black,
long black, we've got an espresso, we've got a Larte
flat white, a macchiado, we've got a chai, we've got
one of those ones.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He suddenly hit by a wave of nausea.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I know what I want? Can I just please?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't come out for an argument?
Now what do you want?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So? Can you go through the list again?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I forgot what I've We've got an espresso, a short black,
a long blake, a latte?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh yeah, remember? What do you want? Late?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, yes please?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Do you want a small, A medium, a large or
an extra large?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Large?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Large?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
There'll be nine bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Nine nine dollars, nine dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
A year, nine backs for larte?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
How much is a How much is a flat white?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah? What size?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Were that?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Small? Medium?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Large?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Extra medium? Nine backs? What are they? Yeah? Okay? Can
I a nine dollar cafese?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I thought it was the quiet cafe?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I thought it was the quiet? But what do you want?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's a cue behind you?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Can I get hurry up?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Face?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You take it forever?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Sorry, sorry, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Can I just get a small flat white? Yeah? Sure,
there'll be nine bucks. Okay, it's really expensive.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Can I get an extra large flat white? Okay? Yeah,
there'll be eighteen bat hang on, how's mate? Are you
going to pay your what I don't have to get
over plenty.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't have eighteen dollars for i've got I've only
got five dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, you give me the five bucks. Yeah, that's for
wasting my time now, pers off the whole.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Key Big Show week days from four on Radio hood.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I can speaking of cars. It doesn't really work now
because Keysy did his froud outs.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There's been a huge study done. New figure has been
released by AMI and an insurance company. Keys you know
you heard about them? Yeah, yeah, they're cool way and
it describes what the outlines what the most stolen cars
are in the country. They do this every year, yes,
and the reason that why they do it is so
radio shows can have content.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
In fact, I think Bricky might have even talked about
this as well.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So they did a really good job of it. Didn't
they write a tune about it? Yeah? They did.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Anyway, we're going to do something a bit more straightforward.
So number one, well, I'm going to go number three. Actually,
I'm going to count yours down. You're ready for this,
keys Yeah? Yeah, okay, counting down. Wow, the third most
stolen car in New Zealand was the Nissan Tea Da.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I can vouch for that.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You had your stolen, didn't you? Ja yes near me
one month after I bought it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
That brown was your favorite car of all time.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You've fallen in love with that car.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I loved it. I gave it to my daughter act
And this is.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The thing about it. People see the headlines, they see,
you know, the third most stolen car in the country.
What they don't know about is the heartbreak that lies
behind those figures about little Jason in his house, there
no ness and parked up in the driveway, duck shed
all over the lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I forgot about the duck.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
The second most stolen car and the country last year
was the Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Really, yes, solid car.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Very reliable. I had one early days. I did seven
million kilometers. That is so crazy. I didn't even need
to change your tires.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They just go and go. They go and go and go.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
That was the old reputation. Anymore they do go.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Now they stolen, Yeah, they go. The number one most
car of the year, really last year the Toyota Agua.
Now I own currently own a Toyota Equa and a
(06:21):
Nissan Tea Wow, which means I.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Know everybody wants them. They're in hot demand.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There's not enough to go around, kezy, so so many
people want them, there's not enough to go around, so
they steal them.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Exactly massively sort of and finally enough Maki, I owned
a Tee and I just bought an Equa exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So you're suggested the most stolen cars list is sort
of like a popularity list.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Obviously it is they wren't want and demand people wouldn't
steal them. You want it right, and people would a
buy it if they didn't want it.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
But because actually the number one car for years was
always the Demio the MESD so that's dropped down the list.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now, yes that's because of you, but it's like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Your little trackie Ma Shiv.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No one wants that one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Houses stolen that track you and a whole year there's
been an opportunity to nobody wants and you.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Were saying how cheap it was to ensure because because
no one wants to nick it.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
No, it's not, it's not a rage. But also there's
not enough of them.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Driving because the insurance companies are saying, well, who would nick.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That exactly on.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, but there's not nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Evidence by the amount of times that's been stolen.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Can I just be Can I be really honest about
the t V? You know my one that got stolen
with it brown leather interior and it had a chrome grill.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It had a chrome grill.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You know, seriously, Fellas, In hindsight, I don't blame them. No,
it was a calm man. Right.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
So your influence is so great that people are just
they have to have old Mogi's.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
There's sick rides, don't I Jase Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I mean people snapped their necks turning to look at
the old Agua when Old Mogie goes driving by.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Kezy Sure Man The hold Aking Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Hold Ikey, Fellas, what's your vibe on splitting the bill?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I always like to pay? Yeah, So do I like
pay the whole thing or split the bill? Pay the
whole thing?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You just shout everyone, yes, yeah, I find out hard
to believe. The reason I bring it up is because
earlier today, Hoody Jay and I went and played some golf,
which was lovely. Got to the clubhouse. We had to
get two golf carts. They're fifty bucks each, four of
us players. And I asked the young girl there, who
would have been about seventeen. I reckon she would have
been seventeen.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't see why this sex is going to do
with it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Because she was a young girl, that's what she was.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I would have said twenty one, you reckon, yeah, twenty one.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Okay, maybe it was just twenty one. Either way, she
was very young. And I said to her, is it
okay if we split that and pay for twenty five
dollars each? And she did the old houghdy jh and
just looked really grumpily at the screen. And so I said,
is that it no? Because to be honest, I prefer
if you just said no.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Did you say that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Because the girl behind her was laughing, and I was
just like, just say no, what's And also it's not hard.
You just put twenty five dollars zero zero, okay and
then I pay you know what I mean? There was
no one there. It was a chill day, yeah, and
I was We ended up just I paid for one
houghdy j paid for another or something. You know, we
didn't properly split it. But I feel like all play
(09:36):
well most places, unless you're dining with ten people and
they're asking to split it ten ways. I feel like
splitting the bill shouldn't be such a pilavia.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I disagree, you disagree. I think there's ten people having dinner,
they should still.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Split the bill. Oh wow, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You're in the service industry. Yeah, right, so you get
to serve them. That's just how it goes. Like you've
got multiple different people that meet up to have a
meal together. Yeah, then that's just part of it. People
don't want to pay for you know, not everyone wants
to shout everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Else at the table. Do you want the money or not?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
My point exactly, Yes, we pay separately or I'm leaving
yeah yeah, yeah, what would you prefer?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yes, well I don't pay it all then yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't have an issue with that. And I always
have an issue because I'm when I go out, I'm
very polite and I respect the people that are serving me.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Why do you do that here?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Well, you were saying though that one of the things
that you love, one of the things that you love
doing is when you go to a restaurant, you always
make sure you go to the toilet and then go
number ones with the seat down.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, you were saying that you love doing Why do
you do that?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's just the have I got into over the years,
which I've never been able to shake. The only thing,
the one thing that does bug me when it comes
to that sort of.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes, I don't like.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The pressure of the tip situation. So are you still
talking about no no, just you know restaurants.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, no tips in New Zealand News doesn't the tip.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think we're all emphatic. Just suck it up and
let us pay however we want to.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I kind of get it if it's super super busy
and there's a big and people are lying that.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But it's just it's kind of it is what it is, isn't.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I think personally i'd put a limit at maybe six people.
If it's more than six, I would say someone just
pay for it and then put a photo of the
receipt on a group chat or something.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I think there actually is an app that you
can get for this very purpose where you can split
the bill and everybody gets invited to it and you
can look that up.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
We'll have a chat about that later.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The mind you having said that your idea of putting
it on the sort of group app. You've done that before,
a group chat where you've ended up paying for heaps
of staff.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
And then put the received up. That's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We do, and you keep going was just receip wondering.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I have done that before. Yeah, if you don't mind,
it's some So it's a good way of doing it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, thanks, Fellas. This just reminds me, actually, Hoidy, j
you still all of us our partners a free dinner, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
True, Alte. Yeah, so I actually should be fun. I
tell you what really gets my goat though. Tips.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
We're not talking about tips.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
The Hdikey Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod I.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We live in a magnificent country, don't we, And it's
known for its dairy and it's agriculture for its abundance,
may I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Say, Fellers, Yeah, yeah, I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So why is it then, why is it that butter
in this beautiful country costs such a fortune?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's such a great question, Jace. And as a result
of that, we've got our rural expert. Yeah, DearS deal
giddy Oh great, Yeah, you haven't met him, Joe, I
have ad met this. So he's a horse trainer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
We called him over in Australia a couple of weeks
but it tunes out his the You're from New Zealand
and he's a rural correspondent and he's agreed to come
on the show every now and then whenever we need
some rural chat, you know what I mean, and has
even made him a new sting.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Check this out. The Big Show is a rule correspondent.
There's dell guinny good ideas. How are you man?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Going? Pretty good? There? They're bloody poses onto it, James,
Hey gee, it's bloody technical thing what you call it?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
There is a sting you like your theme?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It is?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, he's pretty flash are you that's old pugs?
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, because it's off the old country killing right.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I just wanted to ask you, dear, is what's the
guts with the rise and dairy coss? I see the
old butter there. It's gone up sixty percent from last year.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's bloody expensive. But what are you going to do? Mate?
It's like it's just in the paper the other day.
I think you said, dear yourself be and Michael it's
going up sixty percent year on year next twenty ridiculous.
He but it's the thing when you're a farmer make
you know, you gotta make your money where you can,
and sometimes the consumer is just gonna have to suffer.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Right, well, good ideas. It's Hoidy Jay here, great to
meet you. Who's there, Hoidy j there is.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Good a mate.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
You know, mate, you've been over heavy Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Have you heard about that heavy man? But he was
about chaps over there in.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
A lot of time. And for you, no, you did
over there. You were one of those sticks to us.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Was was I on a six tour?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Right?
Speaker 6 (14:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, she wasn't a six tour days, No six tours
going Oh yeah, I get.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Your mom's the weird bite.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I just wanted to ask, mates, who benefits from these
massive price hikes? Is that you backbone faners?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
It is the finas, Yeah, when the prices come up made,
it's the farmers, is shocking, bass toy. I'm saying that
they're backbones and all that sort of carry your mate,
but the shock and I take all the money and
they buy apples a bloody land, right, So you shocking bastard.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Sorry, it's keazy here again, mate, Chris, ideas.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I promised me, made? All right, Just promise me something.
You've got to be body careful when you go on
these six to us, all right mate, you god, can
you hear me? Chris?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, I haven't gone on a six to day.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
When you go on these six two days you're weary
for it. It doesn't mean a weariness all right, back.
You've got to just promise me, mate, promise me. You're
a rubber up. You've gotta rubber up. Made alright, it's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, Yeah, I promised, Is I hear right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right mate? Alright mate, I'll tell you what. He's
a good He's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
She just asks old pack. Sound for a few rubbers.
There he's still there, God, you're still there.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, all right, talk soon men. Thanks? Thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The worst is get on your.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Mantel first time meeting.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, he's still That's one of the main rules.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
That's what I always told my boys that you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Gotta rap her round double rubber you know, mate, you
gotta rubber up. Okay?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Thanks? Is okay?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Man?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I can.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We've had an interesting situation occur where basically the basic
premise of it is I've been betrayed by a fellow
member of the Big Show, and I was also recently
betrayed by a member of the Hodaki staff.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
You're right, And when I say.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Betrayed, I mean people filming me when I was unaware
that I was being filmed, and then publishing said film
to the general public without Hoidy J's.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
So you're referring to the ACC has an office here
near Hodaki. Inside that office is several boxes of chips, chippies,
big bags snack Chaney Delicious. Every day almost HOUGHTYJ. Goes
in there and grabs a bag for himself.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That's inaccurate.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah, we have a little bit sometimes when we can
bloody get in there, Jesus. And so they've actually asked
us for that to stop happening, and they've also been
asking people to take photos of you doing it. They've
left signs there say Hoidy J. Don't touch our chips.
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You still go and there specifically got your name on it,
doesn't it. Mate.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's the thing, you know, I'm a team player and
I'll always take one for the team. And day after
day there is some accuracy in what keys he is saying.
These piles of chips in a room not far from
the studio, and that's a very tempting scenario for hoody J.
I'll admit it, and I say to the fellas who
(18:13):
partake in the stolen chips, hey, maybe one of you
guys should steal them, to which there is a deafening silence.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So it's left a hoidy J to then go and
steal said chips, and then to make matters worse, I'm
betrayed by pugs filming me doing such a thing and
then threatening to publish it on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Hello pug stunts here by the way, Hi, what are
you rigging the problems?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Then?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Do you reckon the problem is that Pugsun's filming you
or that you're stealing the chips.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Stealing the chips is fine, I mean what we do
in the studio stays in the studio, sort.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Of not in the studio. What I'm finding sort of
out in the office there.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What I'm finding the grossest betrayal is that he's doing
it under in disguise almost He's catching me when I'm
not looking, and then publishing those videos and making me look.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
It was a photo that's been posted, right. We posted
a photo a few days ago that wasn't even Pugs,
that was Joel. That was our online guy who's notorious.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
For this sort of thing. You said, a member of
the Headache staff. But not because he was protecting the
identity of the member of staff. He couldn't remember his name,
no name, which is classic. He's worked it for about
five years. Pokeson, however, filmed you. Was it yesterday or
the day before? He followed you into the office. He
got like it was like security camera footage of you
rummaging through boxes pulling out chips.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Incriminating.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
It's hugely incriminating. It's also quite entertaining. And so the
discussion is, can we please post that on our social media,
our Instagram or our Facebook so that people can laugh
at it. Jays, however, you're saying no, he's not allowed
to post it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yes, I am why because because you guys are forgetting
the conversation we had previous to me stealing the chips,
which was you guys wanting chips and you were like
Houdy j going steal us some chicks.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Look, I am more than more than happy to take
some of the responsibility, thanks, Mogie. I am a I'm
a massive chip enthusiast as well, and so I mean,
I'll be honest with you. I actually said to you,
we're making the mistake of going to the top box
of chips. We need to go three boxes down, open
(20:22):
that box up, start raiding that box, and by the
time they find out that it's been raided, you know,
it's weeks down the track. We're giving ourselves some breathing
room before we get busted.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Which was a brilliant idea, by the way, Muggie and
I did exactly that. So I got to the fourth
box in the bottom, I opened it up and I
was rummaging around in there, and there were just little
packets of chips, not your big packets.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You'll see in the video.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
When you see the video, you'll see Jase pulls out
a small packet of chips and then stuff it's big enough. So, Jason,
what do we have to do to post this video?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Because we need you to approve it because that's important
to us.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Put it to the big pile. And if there's a
ninety five percent.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Response, if seventy, it's going to be ninety really okay, nineteen.
Look if it's not one hundred, then I don't know
what our supporters out there are doing, our fans are doing.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Why would you vote? Know what kind of a human
would not want to see?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Because you respect Hardy Jay's privacy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Exactly, That's what I'm saying. So it could be as
high as one percent.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
The vote needs to be should we release the video
of Hoidy j stealing chips? Or the other side is
or shall we respect his privacy?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Okay, because I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, me just say
you want to see this video.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's stupid.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
It's red handed stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's out of the gate. Jason's make your forty three men.
It's shocking behavior for.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The Hurdarchy. Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Hold.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Devastating day for the Big Show, taken down by the
Breakfast Team and the four by one hundred relay and
some very sore bodies and sad fellas in the studio
at the moment. But we gave it our best shot.
It just wasn't good enough.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, we've got Jeremy Wells and coach of the winning team, Jerry,
you no longer have to work next Friday morning.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
No, that's so thanks for reminding me of that, Kezy. Yeah,
especially I have been informed as well that the night
before it's the Radio Awards, that's right, and so you know,
always for the Breakfast team, it's always tough sometimes. Actually
I remember a few years ago mat he slept in
this very studio. We got about two hours sleep the
night of the Radio Awards because he didn't want to
(22:39):
go home, so just maybe an our sleep there just
underwhere Jason's feet are.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
So this time.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Around, it's gonna be great, man, and I can really
tie one on, knowing full well but that a firm,
steady hand is going to be there the next day
to to take the headakee Breakfast through for the next
few hours.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, we actually said to Kezi because he will be
going to the Radio Awards, we probably all will, but
that he should just not go to bed, you know.
And the big difference there, of course, Matt Heath didn't
go to bed and did the show.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
But that show was terrible. Yeah, and then but.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There's even worse for us because then we've got to
go to our show later in the Oura. That's I reckon.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
We just make it a party day for the big show.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
What are you say?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
What about you guys?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Just go?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
I reckon, Just do twelve hours on it while I
turn it into some kind of.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Like a wacky John A Ben type.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
It's like a.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Big show marathon.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, you just don't see why the audience should be
punished that heavily for our failure. It was a hell
of a race today. How was it from from your
vantage point? You obviously, commentated Jerry, But when you've seen
you know, what was it looking like.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I've overtaken Ruder?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
I don't know what kind of a lead I had,
But how was it feeling in you're gut at that changeover?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
You will straight out of the blocks Ruder. It was
clear that Ruder was not fast at all, and you
overtook him within about thirty meters. And interestingly, he said
to me afterwards, I thought I was going quite well,
and then mokem and Igue overtook me, and then I
realized I had to run faster, And I said to
him the idea of sprinting as you run as fast
as you can from the start. It hadn't sort of
(24:14):
occurred to him that that was what you meant to do,
so you had a huge advantage there. Immediately over Ruda
Rud then changed to Mania at that point. That's when
Keesy obviously did did his quad and obviously everything changed
at that stage.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But the lead was massive.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I reckon into your thirty meter lead at.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That stage, remarkably, I reckon it would have got to
a good forty meters and that I'll be directly honest
with you here, Jerry, that was our plan because of
the huge liability of Hoidy. J we needed about thirty
to forty meters. We reckoned, and I reckon we would
have comfortably got that. Unfortunately, that's not how things unfolded.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And this will all be in the retelling is the years.
As the years go by, I will retell this story.
You know, may have been.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And impressively as well.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
The Zola butt of your team pugs running in bare
feet and he overtook Zoey around the outside, around the back.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Managed to regain the lead.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah, he had it on zoe I think look Mike Minogue,
I think you headed on Ruder clearly, that's not hard.
I think Keezy headed on the Niah. I think Pugs
headed on on Zoo. Yeah, and I think probably acc
h G. Lane would have headed on Hody j which
would have made for a very close race. Well, the
only thing I would say is that I would rather
(25:31):
Kesey's Keysy's quad blew out than Jason's heart.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Yeah, there was a defer machine there sitting standing there,
and there was a m around.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
We have to get a big shout out to Sir
John Hutz or Horne as well. They came down there
with three of them there. They had a wheelchair, which
unfortunately I put to good use.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Nobody thought they would be using their wheelchap. Yeah, I've
a comedy comedy prop.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Then, you know, when I arrived and I saw the
Saint John, I knew they were going to be there,
but it just gave me more anxiety, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh god, Well.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
What really is that they were trying to test your
blood pressure before the race, and then you refused because
you thought that by testing your blood pressure that would
give you high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Give me more high blood pressure.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, all I can say is that if you're ever
planning on running an event, you've got blokes around. I
was gonna say blokes like Haughty J, but even just
guys in their thirties like me, then you can call
Hutton sint John one hundred and four events, get them
their medical cover because they looked after me afterwards. They
could have been saving actual people's lives. Yes, and they
had a radio guy in a wheelchair. Now, there's going
to be plenty of content that comes out from this.
(26:38):
Will be a lot of video footage. There, chat, there'll
be there'll be all sorts of podcasts and god knows
what else.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Books.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
You know, I can see the ACC tuning out a
book in time for Christmas. But I do just want
to give credit to Kezy here, mate, because obviously you're
feeling really down. You're blaming yourself all that sort of
stuff that means a lot. You want to win, and
that stuff is all well and good, and hopefully you'll
get over that because we don't blame you at all. No,
the fact of the Mitror is that twenty minutes into
that run, twenty meters into that run, you blew. You
(27:07):
blew a muscle, and you kept on going. You didn't stop,
You kept ongoing, running on a baggered leg. You did
not give up. And I think that deserves a huge
amount of respects because Hoidy j gave up immediately as
soon as it was overtaken.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Can I just say, Can I just say though, that
because of when I took I took off way too quickly,
which was never my plan. And then I had to
stop because I ran out of runway to take the bat,
and I had to stop to stop, and then we
had to take the bat.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And take off again, and both of my thighs went
hang on taking away off, and I knew I was gone.
I knew I was gone.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah yeah, oh well lot, congratulations Jerry, Yeah, well deserved.
You won the second challenge. It's officially two Nothing Breakfast
over the Big Show and we will cover your show
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Well, good luck with that, you guys, And just let
me know it needed me to help you sit in
alarm for five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in weekdays and four on Radio Hodarchy
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I Ken.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It sounds very lines camera action. Now it's time for
a big show, Brad. The reasoning behind this, by the way,
is our mate Keysy is an aspiring actor and.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We thought that you know you and I'm ode you being.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sort of acting legends. I guess you could say, could
give him some tips and put them in scenarios where
we get to expand them as an actor.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, And this is a this
is a good one today. This is what you want
to do, is you want to have scenes with us conflict, yes, conflict,
and then you're trying to work out the conflict there
between the characters. And so today we're going to settle
up there that I'm a barista and Keyser, you're going
(00:55):
to come in, mate, ah, and you're going to order
yourself a coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You don't want me to be then?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, okay, but but you won't quite have enough money?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, so okay, So keys he's coming in to get
a coffee off you the barista there, Moogi, but he
doesn't have enough for money. That sounds pretty good to me.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It sounds at the start of them. Okay, have we've
got any sort of cafe music? Because I was just
throwing this just now.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, man, you've got to sell on your toes. That's
the thing about improv men, You've got to be really
with music. I just sort of feel like we need
some sort.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Of b G.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well I don't have any pugs as soon as he's
chatting to other people, so you can't help.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was a very last minute decision.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
We've made it O cafe sound ef fix.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We're doing it right now, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeahs, don't worry about it, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And action, Hi, how are you? Can you keep your
voice down?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah? This is a quiet care for quiet care? Am
I allowed to order? Or can I get for you? Sorry?
What can I get for you? I can't? What can
I get for you? There? Mate? Just after a coffee?
It's been a pretty big night. Yeah all right. I
didn't need your backstory, mate.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You want to be a bit more specific about what
kind of coffee, man, because we've got we've got short black,
long black, we've got an espresso, we've got a Larte
flat white, a macchiado, we've got a chai, we've got
one of those ones.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He suddenly hit by a wave of nausea.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I know what I want? Can I just please?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't come out for an argument?
Now what do you want?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So? Can you go through the list again?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I forgot what I've We've got an espresso, a short black,
a long blake, a latte?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh yeah, remember? What do you want? Late?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, yes please?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Do you want a small, A medium, a large or
an extra large?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Large?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Large?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
There'll be nine bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Nine nine dollars, nine dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
A year, nine backs for larte?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
How much is a How much is a flat white?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah? What size?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Were that?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Small? Medium?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Large?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Extra medium? Nine backs? What are they? Yeah? Okay? Can
I a nine dollar cafese?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I thought it was the quiet cafe?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I thought it was the quiet? But what do you want?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's a cue behind you?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Can I get hurry up?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Face?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You take it forever?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Sorry, sorry, sir, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Can I just get a small flat white? Yeah? Sure,
there'll be nine bucks. Okay, it's really expensive.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Can I get an extra large flat white? Okay? Yeah,
there'll be eighteen bat hang on, how's mate? Are you
going to pay your what I don't have to get
over plenty.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't have eighteen dollars for i've got I've only
got five dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, you give me the five bucks. Yeah, that's for
wasting my time now, pers off the whole.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Key Big Show week days from four on Radio hood.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I can speaking of cars. It doesn't really work now
because Keysy did his froud outs.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There's been a huge study done. New figure has been
released by AMI and an insurance company. Keys you know
you heard about them? Yeah, yeah, they're cool way and
it describes what the outlines what the most stolen cars
are in the country. They do this every year, yes,
and the reason that why they do it is so
radio shows can have content.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
In fact, I think Bricky might have even talked about
this as well.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So they did a really good job of it. Didn't
they write a tune about it? Yeah? They did.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Anyway, we're going to do something a bit more straightforward.
So number one, well, I'm going to go number three. Actually,
I'm going to count yours down. You're ready for this,
keys Yeah? Yeah, okay, counting down. Wow, the third most
stolen car in New Zealand was the Nissan Tea Da.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I can vouch for that.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You had your stolen, didn't you? Ja yes near me
one month after I bought it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
That brown was your favorite car of all time.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You've fallen in love with that car.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I loved it. I gave it to my daughter act
And this is.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The thing about it. People see the headlines, they see,
you know, the third most stolen car in the country.
What they don't know about is the heartbreak that lies
behind those figures about little Jason in his house, there
no ness and parked up in the driveway, duck shed
all over the lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I forgot about the duck.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
The second most stolen car and the country last year
was the Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Really, yes, solid car.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Very reliable. I had one early days. I did seven
million kilometers. That is so crazy. I didn't even need
to change your tires.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They just go and go. They go and go and go.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
That was the old reputation. Anymore they do go.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Now they stolen, Yeah, they go. The number one most
car of the year, really last year the Toyota Agua.
Now I own currently own a Toyota Equa and a
(06:21):
Nissan Tea Wow, which means I.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Know everybody wants them. They're in hot demand.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There's not enough to go around, kezy, so so many
people want them, there's not enough to go around, so
they steal them.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Exactly massively sort of and finally enough Maki, I owned
a Tee and I just bought an Equa exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So you're suggested the most stolen cars list is sort
of like a popularity list.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Obviously it is they wren't want and demand people wouldn't
steal them. You want it right, and people would a
buy it if they didn't want it.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
But because actually the number one car for years was
always the Demio the MESD so that's dropped down the list.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now, yes that's because of you, but it's like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Your little trackie Ma Shiv.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
No one wants that one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Houses stolen that track you and a whole year there's
been an opportunity to nobody wants and you.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Were saying how cheap it was to ensure because because
no one wants to nick it.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
No, it's not, it's not a rage. But also there's
not enough of them.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Driving because the insurance companies are saying, well, who would nick.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That exactly on.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, but there's not nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Evidence by the amount of times that's been stolen.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Can I just be Can I be really honest about
the t V? You know my one that got stolen
with it brown leather interior and it had a chrome grill.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It had a chrome grill.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You know, seriously, Fellas, In hindsight, I don't blame them. No,
it was a calm man. Right.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
So your influence is so great that people are just
they have to have old Mogi's.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
There's sick rides, don't I Jase Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I mean people snapped their necks turning to look at
the old Agua when Old Mogie goes driving by.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Kezy Sure Man The hold Aking Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Hold Ikey, Fellas, what's your vibe on splitting the bill?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I always like to pay? Yeah, So do I like
pay the whole thing or split the bill? Pay the
whole thing?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You just shout everyone, yes, yeah, I find out hard
to believe. The reason I bring it up is because
earlier today, Hoody Jay and I went and played some golf,
which was lovely. Got to the clubhouse. We had to
get two golf carts. They're fifty bucks each, four of
us players. And I asked the young girl there, who
would have been about seventeen. I reckon she would have
been seventeen.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't see why this sex is going to do
with it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Because she was a young girl, that's what she was.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I would have said twenty one, you reckon, yeah, twenty one.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Okay, maybe it was just twenty one. Either way, she
was very young. And I said to her, is it
okay if we split that and pay for twenty five
dollars each? And she did the old houghdy jh and
just looked really grumpily at the screen. And so I said,
is that it no? Because to be honest, I prefer
if you just said no.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Did you say that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Because the girl behind her was laughing, and I was
just like, just say no, what's And also it's not hard.
You just put twenty five dollars zero zero, okay and
then I pay you know what I mean? There was
no one there. It was a chill day, yeah, and
I was We ended up just I paid for one
houghdy j paid for another or something. You know, we
didn't properly split it. But I feel like all play
(09:36):
well most places, unless you're dining with ten people and
they're asking to split it ten ways. I feel like
splitting the bill shouldn't be such a pilavia.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I disagree, you disagree. I think there's ten people having dinner,
they should still.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Split the bill. Oh wow, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You're in the service industry. Yeah, right, so you get
to serve them. That's just how it goes. Like you've
got multiple different people that meet up to have a
meal together. Yeah, then that's just part of it. People
don't want to pay for you know, not everyone wants
to shout everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Else at the table. Do you want the money or not?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
My point exactly, Yes, we pay separately or I'm leaving
yeah yeah, yeah, what would you prefer?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yes, well I don't pay it all then yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't have an issue with that. And I always
have an issue because I'm when I go out, I'm
very polite and I respect the people that are serving me.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Why do you do that here?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Well, you were saying though that one of the things
that you love, one of the things that you love
doing is when you go to a restaurant, you always
make sure you go to the toilet and then go
number ones with the seat down.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, you were saying that you love doing Why do
you do that?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's just the have I got into over the years,
which I've never been able to shake. The only thing,
the one thing that does bug me when it comes
to that sort of.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes, I don't like.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The pressure of the tip situation. So are you still
talking about no no, just you know restaurants.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, no tips in New Zealand News doesn't the tip.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I think we're all emphatic. Just suck it up and
let us pay however we want to.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I kind of get it if it's super super busy
and there's a big and people are lying that.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But it's just it's kind of it is what it is, isn't.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I think personally i'd put a limit at maybe six people.
If it's more than six, I would say someone just
pay for it and then put a photo of the
receipt on a group chat or something.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I think there actually is an app that you
can get for this very purpose where you can split
the bill and everybody gets invited to it and you
can look that up.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
We'll have a chat about that later.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The mind you having said that your idea of putting
it on the sort of group app. You've done that before,
a group chat where you've ended up paying for heaps
of staff.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
And then put the received up. That's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We do, and you keep going was just receip wondering.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I have done that before. Yeah, if you don't mind,
it's some So it's a good way of doing it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, thanks, Fellas. This just reminds me, actually, Hoidy, j
you still all of us our partners a free dinner, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
True, Alte. Yeah, so I actually should be fun. I
tell you what really gets my goat though. Tips.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
We're not talking about tips.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
The Hdikey Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod I.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We live in a magnificent country, don't we, And it's
known for its dairy and it's agriculture for its abundance,
may I.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Say, Fellers, Yeah, yeah, I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So why is it then, why is it that butter
in this beautiful country costs such a fortune?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's such a great question, Jace. And as a result
of that, we've got our rural expert. Yeah, DearS deal
giddy Oh great, Yeah, you haven't met him, Joe, I
have ad met this. So he's a horse trainer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
We called him over in Australia a couple of weeks
but it tunes out his the You're from New Zealand
and he's a rural correspondent and he's agreed to come
on the show every now and then whenever we need
some rural chat, you know what I mean, and has
even made him a new sting.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Check this out. The Big Show is a rule correspondent.
There's dell guinny good ideas. How are you man?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Going? Pretty good? There? They're bloody poses onto it, James,
Hey gee, it's bloody technical thing what you call it?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
There is a sting you like your theme?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It is?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, he's pretty flash are you that's old pugs?
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, because it's off the old country killing right.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I just wanted to ask you, dear, is what's the
guts with the rise and dairy coss? I see the
old butter there. It's gone up sixty percent from last year.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's bloody expensive. But what are you going to do? Mate?
It's like it's just in the paper the other day.
I think you said, dear yourself be and Michael it's
going up sixty percent year on year next twenty ridiculous.
He but it's the thing when you're a farmer make
you know, you gotta make your money where you can,
and sometimes the consumer is just gonna have to suffer.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Right, well, good ideas. It's Hoidy Jay here, great to
meet you. Who's there, Hoidy j there is.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Good a mate.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
You know, mate, you've been over heavy Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Have you heard about that heavy man? But he was
about chaps over there in.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
A lot of time. And for you, no, you did
over there. You were one of those sticks to us.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Was was I on a six tour?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Right?
Speaker 6 (14:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, she wasn't a six tour days, No six tours
going Oh yeah, I get.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Your mom's the weird bite.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I just wanted to ask, mates, who benefits from these
massive price hikes? Is that you backbone faners?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
It is the finas, Yeah, when the prices come up made,
it's the farmers, is shocking, bass toy. I'm saying that
they're backbones and all that sort of carry your mate,
but the shock and I take all the money and
they buy apples a bloody land, right, So you shocking bastard.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Sorry, it's keazy here again, mate, Chris, ideas.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I promised me, made? All right, Just promise me something.
You've got to be body careful when you go on
these six to us, all right mate, you god, can
you hear me? Chris?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, I haven't gone on a six to day.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
When you go on these six two days you're weary
for it. It doesn't mean a weariness all right, back.
You've got to just promise me, mate, promise me. You're
a rubber up. You've gotta rubber up. Made alright, it's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, Yeah, I promised, Is I hear right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
All right mate? Alright mate, I'll tell you what. He's
a good He's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
She just asks old pack. Sound for a few rubbers.
There he's still there, God, you're still there.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, all right, talk soon men. Thanks? Thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
The worst is get on your.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Mantel first time meeting.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, he's still That's one of the main rules.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
That's what I always told my boys that you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Gotta rap her round double rubber you know, mate, you
gotta rubber up. Okay?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Thanks? Is okay?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Man?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I can.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We've had an interesting situation occur where basically the basic
premise of it is I've been betrayed by a fellow
member of the Big Show, and I was also recently
betrayed by a member of the Hodaki staff.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
You're right, And when I say.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Betrayed, I mean people filming me when I was unaware
that I was being filmed, and then publishing said film
to the general public without Hoidy J's.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
So you're referring to the ACC has an office here
near Hodaki. Inside that office is several boxes of chips, chippies,
big bags snack Chaney Delicious. Every day almost HOUGHTYJ. Goes
in there and grabs a bag for himself.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That's inaccurate.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah, we have a little bit sometimes when we can
bloody get in there, Jesus. And so they've actually asked
us for that to stop happening, and they've also been
asking people to take photos of you doing it. They've
left signs there say Hoidy J. Don't touch our chips.
It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You still go and there specifically got your name on it,
doesn't it. Mate.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's the thing, you know, I'm a team player and
I'll always take one for the team. And day after
day there is some accuracy in what keys he is saying.
These piles of chips in a room not far from
the studio, and that's a very tempting scenario for hoody J.
I'll admit it, and I say to the fellas who
(18:13):
partake in the stolen chips, hey, maybe one of you
guys should steal them, to which there is a deafening silence.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So it's left a hoidy J to then go and
steal said chips, and then to make matters worse, I'm
betrayed by pugs filming me doing such a thing and
then threatening to publish it on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Hello pug stunts here by the way, Hi, what are
you rigging the problems?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Then?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Do you reckon the problem is that Pugsun's filming you
or that you're stealing the chips.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Stealing the chips is fine, I mean what we do
in the studio stays in the studio, sort.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Of not in the studio. What I'm finding sort of
out in the office there.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What I'm finding the grossest betrayal is that he's doing
it under in disguise almost He's catching me when I'm
not looking, and then publishing those videos and making me look.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
It was a photo that's been posted, right. We posted
a photo a few days ago that wasn't even Pugs,
that was Joel. That was our online guy who's notorious.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
For this sort of thing. You said, a member of
the Headache staff. But not because he was protecting the
identity of the member of staff. He couldn't remember his name,
no name, which is classic. He's worked it for about
five years. Pokeson, however, filmed you. Was it yesterday or
the day before? He followed you into the office. He
got like it was like security camera footage of you
rummaging through boxes pulling out chips.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Incriminating.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
It's hugely incriminating. It's also quite entertaining. And so the
discussion is, can we please post that on our social media,
our Instagram or our Facebook so that people can laugh
at it. Jays, however, you're saying no, he's not allowed
to post it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yes, I am why because because you guys are forgetting
the conversation we had previous to me stealing the chips,
which was you guys wanting chips and you were like
Houdy j going steal us some chicks.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Look, I am more than more than happy to take
some of the responsibility, thanks, Mogie. I am a I'm
a massive chip enthusiast as well, and so I mean,
I'll be honest with you. I actually said to you,
we're making the mistake of going to the top box
of chips. We need to go three boxes down, open
(20:22):
that box up, start raiding that box, and by the
time they find out that it's been raided, you know,
it's weeks down the track. We're giving ourselves some breathing
room before we get busted.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Which was a brilliant idea, by the way, Muggie and
I did exactly that. So I got to the fourth
box in the bottom, I opened it up and I
was rummaging around in there, and there were just little
packets of chips, not your big packets.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You'll see in the video.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
When you see the video, you'll see Jase pulls out
a small packet of chips and then stuff it's big enough. So, Jason,
what do we have to do to post this video?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Because we need you to approve it because that's important
to us.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Put it to the big pile. And if there's a
ninety five percent.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Response, if seventy, it's going to be ninety really okay, nineteen.
Look if it's not one hundred, then I don't know
what our supporters out there are doing, our fans are doing.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Why would you vote? Know what kind of a human
would not want to see?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Because you respect Hardy Jay's privacy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Exactly, That's what I'm saying. So it could be as
high as one percent.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
The vote needs to be should we release the video
of Hoidy j stealing chips? Or the other side is
or shall we respect his privacy?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Okay, because I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, me just say
you want to see this video.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's stupid.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
It's red handed stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
It's out of the gate. Jason's make your forty three men.
It's shocking behavior for.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The Hurdarchy. Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Hold.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Devastating day for the Big Show, taken down by the
Breakfast Team and the four by one hundred relay and
some very sore bodies and sad fellas in the studio
at the moment. But we gave it our best shot.
It just wasn't good enough.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, we've got Jeremy Wells and coach of the winning team, Jerry,
you no longer have to work next Friday morning.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
No, that's so thanks for reminding me of that, Kezy. Yeah,
especially I have been informed as well that the night
before it's the Radio Awards, that's right, and so you know,
always for the Breakfast team, it's always tough sometimes. Actually
I remember a few years ago mat he slept in
this very studio. We got about two hours sleep the
night of the Radio Awards because he didn't want to
(22:39):
go home, so just maybe an our sleep there just
underwhere Jason's feet are.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
So this time.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Around, it's gonna be great, man, and I can really
tie one on, knowing full well but that a firm,
steady hand is going to be there the next day
to to take the headakee Breakfast through for the next
few hours.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, we actually said to Kezi because he will be
going to the Radio Awards, we probably all will, but
that he should just not go to bed, you know.
And the big difference there, of course, Matt Heath didn't
go to bed and did the show.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
But that show was terrible. Yeah, and then but.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
There's even worse for us because then we've got to
go to our show later in the Oura. That's I reckon.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
We just make it a party day for the big show.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
What are you say?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
What about you guys?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Just go?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
I reckon, Just do twelve hours on it while I
turn it into some kind of.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Like a wacky John A Ben type.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
It's like a.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Big show marathon.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, you just don't see why the audience should be
punished that heavily for our failure. It was a hell
of a race today. How was it from from your
vantage point? You obviously, commentated Jerry, But when you've seen
you know, what was it looking like.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I've overtaken Ruder?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
I don't know what kind of a lead I had,
But how was it feeling in you're gut at that changeover?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
You will straight out of the blocks Ruder. It was
clear that Ruder was not fast at all, and you
overtook him within about thirty meters. And interestingly, he said
to me afterwards, I thought I was going quite well,
and then mokem and Igue overtook me, and then I
realized I had to run faster, And I said to
him the idea of sprinting as you run as fast
as you can from the start. It hadn't sort of
(24:14):
occurred to him that that was what you meant to do,
so you had a huge advantage there. Immediately over Ruda
Rud then changed to Mania at that point. That's when
Keesy obviously did did his quad and obviously everything changed
at that stage.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But the lead was massive.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I reckon into your thirty meter lead at.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That stage, remarkably, I reckon it would have got to
a good forty meters and that I'll be directly honest
with you here, Jerry, that was our plan because of
the huge liability of Hoidy. J we needed about thirty
to forty meters. We reckoned, and I reckon we would
have comfortably got that. Unfortunately, that's not how things unfolded.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And this will all be in the retelling is the years.
As the years go by, I will retell this story.
You know, may have been.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And impressively as well.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
The Zola butt of your team pugs running in bare
feet and he overtook Zoey around the outside, around the back.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Managed to regain the lead.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah, he had it on zoe I think look Mike Minogue,
I think you headed on Ruder clearly, that's not hard.
I think Keezy headed on the Niah. I think Pugs
headed on on Zoo. Yeah, and I think probably acc
h G. Lane would have headed on Hody j which
would have made for a very close race. Well, the
only thing I would say is that I would rather
(25:31):
Kesey's Keysy's quad blew out than Jason's heart.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Yeah, there was a defer machine there sitting standing there,
and there was a m around.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
We have to get a big shout out to Sir
John Hutz or Horne as well. They came down there
with three of them there. They had a wheelchair, which
unfortunately I put to good use.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Nobody thought they would be using their wheelchap. Yeah, I've
a comedy comedy prop.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Then, you know, when I arrived and I saw the
Saint John, I knew they were going to be there,
but it just gave me more anxiety, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh god, Well.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
What really is that they were trying to test your
blood pressure before the race, and then you refused because
you thought that by testing your blood pressure that would
give you high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Give me more high blood pressure.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, all I can say is that if you're ever
planning on running an event, you've got blokes around. I
was gonna say blokes like Haughty J, but even just
guys in their thirties like me, then you can call
Hutton sint John one hundred and four events, get them
their medical cover because they looked after me afterwards. They
could have been saving actual people's lives. Yes, and they
had a radio guy in a wheelchair. Now, there's going
to be plenty of content that comes out from this.
(26:38):
Will be a lot of video footage. There, chat, there'll
be there'll be all sorts of podcasts and god knows
what else.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Books.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
You know, I can see the ACC tuning out a
book in time for Christmas. But I do just want
to give credit to Kezy here, mate, because obviously you're
feeling really down. You're blaming yourself all that sort of
stuff that means a lot. You want to win, and
that stuff is all well and good, and hopefully you'll
get over that because we don't blame you at all. No,
the fact of the Mitror is that twenty minutes into
that run, twenty meters into that run, you blew. You
(27:07):
blew a muscle, and you kept on going. You didn't stop,
You kept ongoing, running on a baggered leg. You did
not give up. And I think that deserves a huge
amount of respects because Hoidy j gave up immediately as
soon as it was overtaken.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Can I just say, Can I just say though, that
because of when I took I took off way too quickly,
which was never my plan. And then I had to
stop because I ran out of runway to take the bat,
and I had to stop to stop, and then we
had to take the bat.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And take off again, and both of my thighs went
hang on taking away off, and I knew I was gone.
I knew I was gone.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah yeah, oh well lot, congratulations Jerry, Yeah, well deserved.
You won the second challenge. It's officially two Nothing Breakfast
over the Big Show and we will cover your show
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Well, good luck with that, you guys, And just let
me know it needed me to help you sit in
alarm for five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
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