December 20, 2025 • 18 mins
On today's bonus best bits from our final week, we revisit some iconic Big Show moments and Keyzie's weird TV taste makes the news.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The wholdaking Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodachi.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is the exponents of the Hidaky Big Show Tuesday
Evening with Kezy, Moggi and Pugs and I believe Pugs
you've got another best of the Big Show moment.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
For us man.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Yeah, it's kind of good timing because Mogi. You've got
Mogi Minogi Junior not so well at home today. This
is the best bit from around about this time three
years ago. Yeah, Moggi Mino Junr wasn't well, right really, yes,
but you really needed to get her into school.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, right, okay, so hang on just quickly, what's wrong
with megiment naughty?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's natty, okay, So it's quite good. Who last day
of school was today? Right? It was only a half day,
but she couldn't go because she was she fell ill.
So yeah, it's good headed into the holidays sick. Yeah, nice.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
All right, Well, let's listen to what Moggi and Moggi
Minogui were up to three years ago.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
We're talking sickness and illness, particularly amongst our youngsters, and
what to do with one do with them when they
get into that situation.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Stem from you turning up to work sick today, which
I'm not happy about.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Seriously, I my wife and I are having a massive
discussion because she was going the same thing, because she
worked in a bloody medical place. Ah, saying, well, test
and negative, what do we do because that the rules
now apparently are if you test negative, you go to work. Well,
that's true for four or five months ago. There's not
a shit show chance I would have turned up today.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, and it's you meant you're not mean to turn
up with COVID, but also not anythings, particularly for somebody
like yourself. You got your source right, you got your migraine,
it hurts to blink, you got bleeding gums over your teeth,
you can't feel anything but lower the waist and you
shit yourself. Yeah, I don't want that, but I'll be
honest because it's not COVID. Doesn't mean we want to
be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
It's, you know, only a little way off how I
feel most days. Yeah, take out the numbness beneath below
the waist and the shatting myself generally, that's how I
generally feel.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The annoying thing about it is like, if you are sick,
you don't have to come in Minoga. I have definitely
got to covered, you know what I mean. Yeah, like
people wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Oh look if I had you know, if I had
my chance, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But you had to come in here and pick up
a few bags of chips and some lollies.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those fudge things were beautiful like that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Into those you guys were discussing you had some sort
of hack for how to drop off a sick head
to day.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Here, A nice segua easy yeah. Well, the thing about
lizbe you've got a kid that's sick, you're prepared to
start home with them and look after them for a
certain amount of time, but it gets to a point
where you've actually got things to do. Yeah and so,
and also you need a break. And that's the thing
with daycare. It's essentially their babysitters, so that you don't
lose your mind. But when you've got a kid who's
crook and it's been a while for you jas, But
(02:44):
what I do is, let's say that she's got a cold,
some kind of a flu. Yep, you've got to get
her in through the gate. Yes, drop the bag off,
Saga and get out before she sneezes. Yes, you've got
to make sure that before you get through the gate
that you've given knows a good wipe. As soon as
they see the running nose, she's out right. And yeah,
(03:06):
you've just got to act like everything they can get
out of there. And now as soon as you leave,
you've got to turn your phone off. Yes, because they
will try and call you to get you to pick
her up, because I know one of their because she
like everybody else said, but that's no longer your problem.
But that is up to them to find that out
before you get out the door. As soon as I
get out the door on free, right, it's no longer
my problem. It's their problem, all right. I'm paying good money.
(03:29):
Is that how you did it? Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Absolutely, you get you get them in looking as good
as possible. Even I went so far as I remember
once one of my girls was very very sick with
they sort of flu and pale.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Go get out.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
So I had to put some makeup on here and
pinch your cheeks and stuff to rouge you up a bit,
you know what I mean, to make it look a
bit healthier. So what I often get now is with
my youngest, she's a high school and you'll get the
call from you know, the new is there saying, oh,
your little one sick in the in the sick bay.
And that's always easy because you go, because they've got
a sick bay. You go, oh, look really busy at
(04:08):
the moment, can't make it. Let us stay in the
sick bay and I'll come and get her later. And
then it's after scool and she can just catch the
bus home.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Exactly because I don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The only thing I can sort of relate this to
is it like when you've got a car that you
have weak spermszy, when you've got a car that's about
to crap out, and so you give it a wash
and you're tidy it up. It's got a warrant, and
then you sell it, you know what I mean, Like
you get it looking good and then it's gone.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
And that's quite different massively a few months ago where
she got suit really ill. You know, she couldn't even
carry her own weight. Yeah yeah, So I sort of
brought her in through the gate there. It was essentially
just dragging her. I was like, get it together, man,
get it together. She was bagged, yeah, and they said
(04:56):
how hold hold up? But she crooked it, so they
you know, they busted. But I had a bit on
that day, so I just wandered down the side and
I just threw her over the fence. You do it.
That's a true story. The sand pictures all good.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Do you still have a similar sort of method to
parenting or have you learned more?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I think that sort of sums it up there, Keezy. Yeah. Look,
sometimes you've just got a bit on and everybody around
else around you, your community, Yeah, they need to pick
up the slack. Yeah, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's some great parenting tips there. By the way, if
you ever need advice on parenting me get in touch
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Speaker 1 (05:58):
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Speaker 2 (06:02):
It is pil Jam on The Hicky Big Show Tuesday
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away a boat this summer feelers thanks to mates at
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Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's a hell of a boat. It's a big bastard.
They reckon. Is that a size, Pugs or is it
a cost? Is it a price? It's in nautical dollars
nautical dollars shillings. Yeah, in terms of size.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
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but only since it's been widened, right, yes, so before
they widened it a couple of years ago, the finn
Chaser five three five center console with a military sixty
horse four straight wouldn't be able to make it through,
but they can now. That's how big it is. And
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If you keen to win this sucker, all you have
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(06:45):
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Don't send through the we're looking for the name of
the boat, but don't send through the name to three
four eight three, just the word boat.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We'll send you a length. Fill it out there. I've
just been sent.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
A list of the nominations for today in terms of names, fellow.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, quite a long list. People are getting into it.
Try that he's on pha sizer. Right here we go,
boat out the gate. Yeah, that's the one straight away.
I quite like stink finger. See.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I wasn't going to read out stink finger, no, because
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I just think as a station fish.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah no, I yeah, because you do get smelly hands
from you dealing with fish. But I also just think fingers,
you see fish fingers, I'd like.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah. So the other one I wasn't going to read
out was a penny sniffer.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I thought it would have been filthy or filthy or
but that's that's clever. You know what about only fins?
I really like great, I have.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Noticed here a trifecta of meat, patty nips, hairy ripples.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's good. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, I'd say I would probably intervene at this point
and say, no, we're not naming.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The boat there. I really like it. Yeah, I keep
going reefer hardly know her. Yeah, reef is good. You
don't like, Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The f M floater, the f M floater because it's
like a floater, which is like a funny word.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Fla poos them, but.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Because that's what we call really, I'm not sure the
goldfisher more of that m O O R.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What do we got to hear? The CEA ductress, the seductress.
I think that's clever. I really like that swallow hook
and gag. Swallow hook. That was a gag. That's not
three separate ones, that's one ship faced blow the water.
Ship face is good. I also like bloke on the water.
I haven't seen body mc boat face, which I would
(08:41):
have thought would have got to run someone that chucks
those out.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, thin Lizzy, naughty intensions, thick sea space man.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Peer pressure. Peer pressure is good spelled p E I R.
Is it p I E P I E. Yes. Yes,
So there's some great names coming through.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
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Speaker 3 (09:12):
Can I just say you've got to be in to
win one hundred percent just into the bloody saying you
could end up with a sick boat.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days A four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The Gorilla's There Clonesewood just on the Hidaky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon in twenty six minutes past for MOGGI,
how would you describe my taste in television?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Hard to know because you're so badly influenced by your wife.
Would you like me to tell you how I describe
your wife's taste in television? Well, my wife's taste is
my taste, Mogi. How would you describe it? Ah, elderly, Well,
I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
The official list Curtesy of TV in Z came out
today of the most watched TV shows for the year.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So the TV and z's most watched TV to be clear,
our national broadcaster. That's right, Okay, you're familiar with them.
I've heard of them. Did you have a show on there?
Couple couple three, three or four? Hamilton Paranormal.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So TVs in one two Duke and of course the
streaming stuff TV plus the number one show.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh can we count down? Or is this the only
one that people like that. You like the number one show? Yes,
TV one News? Yeah? Okay, well yeah news. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Three point two million viewers watched on average this year
watched one news a week.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, I don't think a week, just have watched it, right,
that's not great data anyway, but I take your point. Yep, Okay,
there's number one regardless. Yeah. Number two. Can you guess
what it is? Favorite of mine? Yeah, Grand Designs. Actually
it should be Country Calendar Baby number two second most watched.
(11:09):
I'm all about that. I'm all about that. I like
it's country Calendar. Now I don't watch it, not because
I don't want to, but just because I'm never I
don't watch that TV. You know, I don't watch TV
when it comes on. I know I could go and
stream it, but it just never occurs to me. But
it sort of speaks to the fact that most people
that are watching TV like that are probably in the country.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Right, Yeah, well I guess so. I don't know, but
I'm I'm from the city ish, you know, I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But you're a country boy. You grew up on three
acres of avocados, man, I mean, is there anyone more
farmer backbone than old Keezy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, lifestyle Blockkezy. I guess it's pretty far accounts man,
it's pretty farmer. I've got a pair of brand new
you know, or at least they look brand new gun.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Boots O the red bands Yeah yeah, yeah too scared to.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wear them, wear them inside. I just want to keep
them and tiptop condition. I've never watched my swanyelet put yeah,
no need. It still looks brand new. So those are
the top two surprises there. Inside the top ten. Five
of the shows were based on the real estate market.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Okay, now this is my cap of This is city,
this is city boy watchers.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You know, I think it's I think it's it's across
New Zealand. People are aspirational and like watching people buy
and sell houses. You know, so Moving Houses was in
there New Zealand's Best Homes with Phil Spencer.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Love It or Listed New Zealand. You guys like that one?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah it's okay, yeah, Grand design No, he loves Place
in the Sun right the UK one I love, well,
I don't really love anything. I just watch them because
my wife also likes, which is also your taste. Grand
Designers in New Zealand is also in there and Find
My Country House.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Find My Country House. New Zealand is also in there.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Find My Country Yeah, that's the one that is hosted
by the host in the title. That's the one that's
hosted by the guy that used to host Squirt Yes,
matt yest GiB Yeah. And basically people are living in
the city and they're looking for a country house.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah you know, I love it, you do. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
That's that's good stuff, isn't it. Well that's yeah. So
what I was basically saying is my taste in viewing.
It's very common. It's very very common taste. Ah, Is
that what you're saying. Yeah, You've got a lot in
common with a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just
one of the herd. Yeah. Meet and two Spuds missionary
(13:28):
lights off.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, meeting two spuds old meat and two spuds, keezy,
that's what they know. Thanks fellers, Well this has worked
out well. If you like to meet and two spuds Reburger,
you just hold the phone there, caller.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We'll be asking you to give us a call on
spoken with the Meet and two Spuds. But it gives
you a visual yeah, I know it does. The meats
of sausage. Is it a little one?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The Hiking Big Show with Mike and Key tune in
week days and four on radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Akadeka on The Hidaky Big Show Thursday afternoon with Keezy
and Pugs.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And we've got some best of the Big Show for you, now,
don't we, Pugs. That's right, we do.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
And I thought this one was appropriately placed. It came
from a time before the era of meat patting Nips
sixty nine right where people would just text and advice
questions to the Big Show, willy nilly, and if we
felt like they were good enough, we would just do
it right. Oh, so this is from three years ago,
I want to say, November twenty twenty two. And this
was just a text that came through and through freights And.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Is it one hundred percent anonymous? And did they get
a fifty dollars rebig about your No?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
None of that. Oh wow, crazy. Now this is a
serious question. Yeah. Do you know how? I know that,
casey how because at the start it says serious question,
right on, brother, Yeah. Then it goes on to say
relationship advice please from you good fellers. Relationship I am
a female, oh yeah, who has meant for that to
(14:50):
sound so creepy. Actually, I'm a female who has a
bit of a crash on a guy. From the male perspective,
Is it good to know that females have a crush
on you? What would your advice be on this matter?
And what kind of approach should I take? If any? Many? Thanks?
(15:10):
It's a good question question.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Can I Can I start by saying I wouldn't know?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I mean I've never been in a situation where a
female has had a crush on me.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
That you mean, well, I see that's not safe to
assume that. Yeah, it's pretty safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, generally.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And I don't know your perspective on this minogue, but
just ignore him.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh yeah yeah, I think guys appreciate that. You know,
I've always sort of found myself in situations thirty years
on where somebody might say, oh, I had a crush
on you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What she was like?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I made it pretty clear? Right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Did you what did you do? Well? Remember when we're
at o'mel he's there. Yeah, well I glanced at you
want every four hours? I missed that you wouldn't always
hang out in a pack as well. Make sure there's
always like and have a couple of bodyguards. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
(16:17):
or you know, and she's like, oh and then I
sort of wasn't looking at you, but I tucked my
here behind my left early.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, you could actually do you know, which I'd appreciate
if I was in the situation. Is you know, if
you came over and said, hi, I've had a few laughs,
you know, make a few jokes on that, and then
just be up front about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It, you know, like and say what like, Kezy, look,
I think you're a stallion of a man. Well let's
try and keep it within the rounds of possibility. Casey,
I think you're a pretty good guy, causey, you're you're
a guy. I'm a I'm a girl. Yeah, you want
(16:58):
to go out sometime there? Fella. If you came up
to me and said that, I'd have you arrested, is
the same, it's going to be. I'm not the one coming.
It's a pretty bored pest take of notting Hill.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Actually right, yeah, right h But generally speaking, I I
think you could be overt as your life manages.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Dear brains, Yeah, I think we don't. We don't put
you have to put it out there. No, I mean,
like you have to put it out there, like make
it pretty obvious that there's a crush, you know, put
it on a T shirt or something. You can put
it on a T shirt, that's fine, Yeah, but just
make it known because me and I do brains. Yeah,
(17:41):
that's you guys, by the way. But it's a good question,
very good question.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
It's for the first time in my life I find
something I'm talking about, something outside my field of expertise.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if I was honestly, I think
the best way to do it, and this is the
way been dealt with through time. This is how it's
been handled. You know. If a woman's interested in a man, yeah,
do nothing like you said, Jason, and then just die
wondering and they all let them know thirty years later.
Yeah too late, Yeah, far too late, when the horse
(18:14):
has bolted. Yeah, oh that's good advice. Yeah. No, no,
it's been a long time, am I right? Tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's a hell of a it's a hell of a
kicker there at the end of the day of a
long been a long time there feels Hey, if you
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Speaker 3 (18:45):
Pugs? Yeah? What do you got? Man?
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is the exponents of the Hidaky Big Show Tuesday
Evening with Kezy, Moggi and Pugs and I believe Pugs
you've got another best of the Big Show moment.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
For us man.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Yeah, it's kind of good timing because Mogi. You've got
Mogi Minogi Junior not so well at home today. This
is the best bit from around about this time three
years ago. Yeah, Moggi Mino Junr wasn't well, right really, yes,
but you really needed to get her into school.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, right, okay, so hang on just quickly, what's wrong
with megiment naughty?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's natty, okay, So it's quite good. Who last day
of school was today? Right? It was only a half day,
but she couldn't go because she was she fell ill.
So yeah, it's good headed into the holidays sick. Yeah, nice.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
All right, Well, let's listen to what Moggi and Moggi
Minogui were up to three years ago.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
We're talking sickness and illness, particularly amongst our youngsters, and
what to do with one do with them when they
get into that situation.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Stem from you turning up to work sick today, which
I'm not happy about.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Seriously, I my wife and I are having a massive
discussion because she was going the same thing, because she
worked in a bloody medical place. Ah, saying, well, test
and negative, what do we do because that the rules
now apparently are if you test negative, you go to work. Well,
that's true for four or five months ago. There's not
a shit show chance I would have turned up today.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, and it's you meant you're not mean to turn
up with COVID, but also not anythings, particularly for somebody
like yourself. You got your source right, you got your migraine,
it hurts to blink, you got bleeding gums over your teeth,
you can't feel anything but lower the waist and you
shit yourself. Yeah, I don't want that, but I'll be
honest because it's not COVID. Doesn't mean we want to
be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
It's, you know, only a little way off how I
feel most days. Yeah, take out the numbness beneath below
the waist and the shatting myself generally, that's how I
generally feel.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The annoying thing about it is like, if you are sick,
you don't have to come in Minoga. I have definitely
got to covered, you know what I mean. Yeah, like
people wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Oh look if I had you know, if I had
my chance, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But you had to come in here and pick up
a few bags of chips and some lollies.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those fudge things were beautiful like that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Into those you guys were discussing you had some sort
of hack for how to drop off a sick head
to day.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Here, A nice segua easy yeah. Well, the thing about
lizbe you've got a kid that's sick, you're prepared to
start home with them and look after them for a
certain amount of time, but it gets to a point
where you've actually got things to do. Yeah and so,
and also you need a break. And that's the thing
with daycare. It's essentially their babysitters, so that you don't
lose your mind. But when you've got a kid who's
crook and it's been a while for you jas, But
(02:44):
what I do is, let's say that she's got a cold,
some kind of a flu. Yep, you've got to get
her in through the gate. Yes, drop the bag off,
Saga and get out before she sneezes. Yes, you've got
to make sure that before you get through the gate
that you've given knows a good wipe. As soon as
they see the running nose, she's out right. And yeah,
(03:06):
you've just got to act like everything they can get
out of there. And now as soon as you leave,
you've got to turn your phone off. Yes, because they
will try and call you to get you to pick
her up, because I know one of their because she
like everybody else said, but that's no longer your problem.
But that is up to them to find that out
before you get out the door. As soon as I
get out the door on free, right, it's no longer
my problem. It's their problem, all right. I'm paying good money.
(03:29):
Is that how you did it? Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Absolutely, you get you get them in looking as good
as possible. Even I went so far as I remember
once one of my girls was very very sick with
they sort of flu and pale.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Go get out.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
So I had to put some makeup on here and
pinch your cheeks and stuff to rouge you up a bit,
you know what I mean, to make it look a
bit healthier. So what I often get now is with
my youngest, she's a high school and you'll get the
call from you know, the new is there saying, oh,
your little one sick in the in the sick bay.
And that's always easy because you go, because they've got
a sick bay. You go, oh, look really busy at
(04:08):
the moment, can't make it. Let us stay in the
sick bay and I'll come and get her later. And
then it's after scool and she can just catch the
bus home.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Exactly because I don't have kids.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
The only thing I can sort of relate this to
is it like when you've got a car that you
have weak spermszy, when you've got a car that's about
to crap out, and so you give it a wash
and you're tidy it up. It's got a warrant, and
then you sell it, you know what I mean, Like
you get it looking good and then it's gone.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
And that's quite different massively a few months ago where
she got suit really ill. You know, she couldn't even
carry her own weight. Yeah yeah, So I sort of
brought her in through the gate there. It was essentially
just dragging her. I was like, get it together, man,
get it together. She was bagged, yeah, and they said
(04:56):
how hold hold up? But she crooked it, so they
you know, they busted. But I had a bit on
that day, so I just wandered down the side and
I just threw her over the fence. You do it.
That's a true story. The sand pictures all good.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Do you still have a similar sort of method to
parenting or have you learned more?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I think that sort of sums it up there, Keezy. Yeah. Look,
sometimes you've just got a bit on and everybody around
else around you, your community, Yeah, they need to pick
up the slack. Yeah, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's some great parenting tips there. By the way, if
you ever need advice on parenting me get in touch
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Speaker 2 (06:02):
It is pil Jam on The Hicky Big Show Tuesday
evening with Kezymogi and old Pug Sun and we're giving
away a boat this summer feelers thanks to mates at
finn Chaser.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's a hell of a boat. It's a big bastard.
They reckon. Is that a size, Pugs or is it
a cost? Is it a price? It's in nautical dollars
nautical dollars shillings. Yeah, in terms of size.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They were saying it can fit through the Panama Canal,
but only since it's been widened, right, yes, so before
they widened it a couple of years ago, the finn
Chaser five three five center console with a military sixty
horse four straight wouldn't be able to make it through,
but they can now. That's how big it is. And
of course it comes on a voyager trailer as well.
If you keen to win this sucker, all you have
to do is tixs the word boat to three four
(06:45):
eight three, that is boat, yes to three four eight three.
Don't send through the we're looking for the name of
the boat, but don't send through the name to three
four eight three, just the word boat.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We'll send you a length. Fill it out there. I've
just been sent.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
A list of the nominations for today in terms of names, fellow.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, quite a long list. People are getting into it.
Try that he's on pha sizer. Right here we go,
boat out the gate. Yeah, that's the one straight away.
I quite like stink finger. See.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I wasn't going to read out stink finger, no, because
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I just think as a station fish.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah no, I yeah, because you do get smelly hands
from you dealing with fish. But I also just think fingers,
you see fish fingers, I'd like.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah. So the other one I wasn't going to read
out was a penny sniffer.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I thought it would have been filthy or filthy or
but that's that's clever. You know what about only fins?
I really like great, I have.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Noticed here a trifecta of meat, patty nips, hairy ripples.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's good. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, I'd say I would probably intervene at this point
and say, no, we're not naming.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The boat there. I really like it. Yeah, I keep
going reefer hardly know her. Yeah, reef is good. You
don't like, Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The f M floater, the f M floater because it's
like a floater, which is like a funny word.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Fla poos them, but.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Because that's what we call really, I'm not sure the
goldfisher more of that m O O R.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What do we got to hear? The CEA ductress, the seductress.
I think that's clever. I really like that swallow hook
and gag. Swallow hook. That was a gag. That's not
three separate ones, that's one ship faced blow the water.
Ship face is good. I also like bloke on the water.
I haven't seen body mc boat face, which I would
(08:41):
have thought would have got to run someone that chucks
those out.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, thin Lizzy, naughty intensions, thick sea space man.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Peer pressure. Peer pressure is good spelled p E I R.
Is it p I E P I E. Yes. Yes,
So there's some great names coming through.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If you've got a great name for this boat and
you'd like to win it, as Pug said, it's worth
seventy five thousand nautical dollars take the weird boat to
three four eighty three. You can hear to Jdaki, Dolkoto
and zid see all the details. Yes, the package is amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Can I just say you've got to be in to
win one hundred percent just into the bloody saying you
could end up with a sick boat.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days A four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The Gorilla's There Clonesewood just on the Hidaky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon in twenty six minutes past for MOGGI,
how would you describe my taste in television?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Hard to know because you're so badly influenced by your wife.
Would you like me to tell you how I describe
your wife's taste in television? Well, my wife's taste is
my taste, Mogi. How would you describe it? Ah, elderly, Well,
I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
The official list Curtesy of TV in Z came out
today of the most watched TV shows for the year.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So the TV and z's most watched TV to be clear,
our national broadcaster. That's right, Okay, you're familiar with them.
I've heard of them. Did you have a show on there?
Couple couple three, three or four? Hamilton Paranormal.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So TVs in one two Duke and of course the
streaming stuff TV plus the number one show.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh can we count down? Or is this the only
one that people like that. You like the number one show? Yes,
TV one News? Yeah? Okay, well yeah news. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Three point two million viewers watched on average this year
watched one news a week.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, I don't think a week, just have watched it, right,
that's not great data anyway, but I take your point. Yep, Okay,
there's number one regardless. Yeah. Number two. Can you guess
what it is? Favorite of mine? Yeah, Grand Designs. Actually
it should be Country Calendar Baby number two second most watched.
(11:09):
I'm all about that. I'm all about that. I like
it's country Calendar. Now I don't watch it, not because
I don't want to, but just because I'm never I
don't watch that TV. You know, I don't watch TV
when it comes on. I know I could go and
stream it, but it just never occurs to me. But
it sort of speaks to the fact that most people
that are watching TV like that are probably in the country.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Right, Yeah, well I guess so. I don't know, but
I'm I'm from the city ish, you know, I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But you're a country boy. You grew up on three
acres of avocados, man, I mean, is there anyone more
farmer backbone than old Keezy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, lifestyle Blockkezy. I guess it's pretty far accounts man,
it's pretty farmer. I've got a pair of brand new
you know, or at least they look brand new gun.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Boots O the red bands Yeah yeah, yeah too scared to.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wear them, wear them inside. I just want to keep
them and tiptop condition. I've never watched my swanyelet put yeah,
no need. It still looks brand new. So those are
the top two surprises there. Inside the top ten. Five
of the shows were based on the real estate market.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Okay, now this is my cap of This is city,
this is city boy watchers.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You know, I think it's I think it's it's across
New Zealand. People are aspirational and like watching people buy
and sell houses. You know, so Moving Houses was in
there New Zealand's Best Homes with Phil Spencer.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Love It or Listed New Zealand. You guys like that one?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah it's okay, yeah, Grand design No, he loves Place
in the Sun right the UK one I love, well,
I don't really love anything. I just watch them because
my wife also likes, which is also your taste. Grand
Designers in New Zealand is also in there and Find
My Country House.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Find My Country House. New Zealand is also in there.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Find My Country Yeah, that's the one that is hosted
by the host in the title. That's the one that's
hosted by the guy that used to host Squirt Yes,
matt yest GiB Yeah. And basically people are living in
the city and they're looking for a country house.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah you know, I love it, you do. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
That's that's good stuff, isn't it. Well that's yeah. So
what I was basically saying is my taste in viewing.
It's very common. It's very very common taste. Ah, Is
that what you're saying. Yeah, You've got a lot in
common with a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just
one of the herd. Yeah. Meet and two Spuds missionary
(13:28):
lights off.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, meeting two spuds old meat and two spuds, keezy,
that's what they know. Thanks fellers, Well this has worked
out well. If you like to meet and two spuds Reburger,
you just hold the phone there, caller.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We'll be asking you to give us a call on
spoken with the Meet and two Spuds. But it gives
you a visual yeah, I know it does. The meats
of sausage. Is it a little one?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The Hiking Big Show with Mike and Key tune in
week days and four on radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Akadeka on The Hidaky Big Show Thursday afternoon with Keezy
and Pugs.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And we've got some best of the Big Show for you, now,
don't we, Pugs. That's right, we do.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
And I thought this one was appropriately placed. It came
from a time before the era of meat patting Nips
sixty nine right where people would just text and advice
questions to the Big Show, willy nilly, and if we
felt like they were good enough, we would just do
it right. Oh, so this is from three years ago,
I want to say, November twenty twenty two. And this
was just a text that came through and through freights And.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Is it one hundred percent anonymous? And did they get
a fifty dollars rebig about your No?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
None of that. Oh wow, crazy. Now this is a
serious question. Yeah. Do you know how? I know that,
casey how because at the start it says serious question,
right on, brother, Yeah. Then it goes on to say
relationship advice please from you good fellers. Relationship I am
a female, oh yeah, who has meant for that to
(14:50):
sound so creepy. Actually, I'm a female who has a
bit of a crash on a guy. From the male perspective,
Is it good to know that females have a crush
on you? What would your advice be on this matter?
And what kind of approach should I take? If any? Many? Thanks?
(15:10):
It's a good question question.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Can I Can I start by saying I wouldn't know?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I mean I've never been in a situation where a
female has had a crush on me.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
That you mean, well, I see that's not safe to
assume that. Yeah, it's pretty safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, generally.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And I don't know your perspective on this minogue, but
just ignore him.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh yeah yeah, I think guys appreciate that. You know,
I've always sort of found myself in situations thirty years
on where somebody might say, oh, I had a crush
on you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
What she was like?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I made it pretty clear? Right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Did you what did you do? Well? Remember when we're
at o'mel he's there. Yeah, well I glanced at you
want every four hours? I missed that you wouldn't always
hang out in a pack as well. Make sure there's
always like and have a couple of bodyguards. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
(16:17):
or you know, and she's like, oh and then I
sort of wasn't looking at you, but I tucked my
here behind my left early.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, you could actually do you know, which I'd appreciate
if I was in the situation. Is you know, if
you came over and said, hi, I've had a few laughs,
you know, make a few jokes on that, and then
just be up front about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It, you know, like and say what like, Kezy, look,
I think you're a stallion of a man. Well let's
try and keep it within the rounds of possibility. Casey,
I think you're a pretty good guy, causey, you're you're
a guy. I'm a I'm a girl. Yeah, you want
(16:58):
to go out sometime there? Fella. If you came up
to me and said that, I'd have you arrested, is
the same, it's going to be. I'm not the one coming.
It's a pretty bored pest take of notting Hill.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Actually right, yeah, right h But generally speaking, I I
think you could be overt as your life manages.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Dear brains, Yeah, I think we don't. We don't put
you have to put it out there. No, I mean,
like you have to put it out there, like make
it pretty obvious that there's a crush, you know, put
it on a T shirt or something. You can put
it on a T shirt, that's fine, Yeah, but just
make it known because me and I do brains. Yeah,
(17:41):
that's you guys, by the way. But it's a good question,
very good question.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
It's for the first time in my life I find
something I'm talking about, something outside my field of expertise.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if I was honestly, I think
the best way to do it, and this is the
way been dealt with through time. This is how it's
been handled. You know. If a woman's interested in a man, yeah,
do nothing like you said, Jason, and then just die
wondering and they all let them know thirty years later.
Yeah too late, Yeah, far too late, when the horse
(18:14):
has bolted. Yeah, oh that's good advice. Yeah. No, no,
it's been a long time, am I right? Tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's a hell of a it's a hell of a
kicker there at the end of the day of a
long been a long time there feels Hey, if you
enjoyed listening to that Big show Best of moment. From
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Speaker 3 (18:45):
Pugs? Yeah? What do you got? Man?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I don't know the hold Achy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days at four on
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