October 6, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's bonus bits from the week that was, there's mates helping mates, we have our next comp and daylight savings is throwing us off.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nirvana There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The time is five thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And fellas and particularly Keysy, I've got a favor to ask.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Right well, when you say fellers in particularly me, do
you just mean me?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I mean you specifically because I remember you talking
about this the other day.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I believe you have a water blaster.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh yeah, I've got a water blaster. Yeah, yeah, I
was using it today. I've got on top of the
roof there. I was just cleaning off careful. Oh yeah, totally, totally.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Scare folding and everything. And you've you got your hardness
in that.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Uh yeah, you have my harness on like you told me.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Because you got you gotta be aligned with the work
safe practices. Man. You can't just get up there willy nilly, totally. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I would never get up there willy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Nilly, especially if you get a big gust under the
snows there. And you now listen, my wife and I geez,
we worked our asses off over the weekend because we
have a big back deck. Fillers, a massive back deck
(01:11):
but it was a bit overgrown and she's a bit
run down.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
How many years had you left it? Do you reckon? Twenty? Wow?
Did you use it? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This is the weird thing my wife and I were
talking about over the weekend. I was like, why did
we never really use this deck? Because A, it's a
lovely little oh, it's a lovely big dick, you know,
and it's surrounded by lovely plants and bush and mostly weeds.
But your puger is that sort of thing. Well, you know,
we cleaned it all out and now it needs a
(01:40):
good water blast, and I reckon, we give it a
good water blast and she'll be tickety boo. Replace a
few rotten planks and that sort of thing, right, squirt
a bit of paint on it. Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'm not coming around of your house and replacing planks
of wood. If that's what you're asking, well.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean, if you could, that'd be great, But I
wasn't going to ask you. I was just gonna so
if I al borrow your water blaster, can borrow can
mates course you can.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Borrow it exactly. I don't feel like I felt like
I should ask. You'll bring it in tomorrow if you.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
In fact, probably easier if it would make more sense
if you just dropped it off at your house rather
than bring it all the way in here for you
to then grab it and take it all the way
back and you can drop it off.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Actually, that'd be really good, no trouble because.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
For yeah, totally, that is how I would put it.
I might, you know, buy you a box of busies
or something.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Don't worry, honestly, don't worry about won't accept anything for it, man, It's.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, that's what friends do.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Right, Okay, Well, look to be honest, I was going
to say no, but Maggie, you've got a real good
point there. It sounds like it's all pretty much signed,
sealed delivered anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah cool, thanks mate. One you can you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Can borrow it all right, But you I'm just really
fussy about things very particular about you and is it.
There are a few rules that come with.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It, of course, are they written by you or your wife?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, we didn't write them down. That would just be weird.
It's just the rules that you should just have committed
to your memory whilst you're using it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Can you imagine what Keysy's garage looks like it'll be
everything painted in there, and all the little labels and
little tupperware containers.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I just remind you that you're looking for him to
do you a favorite. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. You're
a backbone keezy. Thanks mate.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, first of all, I mean it goes with that
saying you've got to keep it in a locked garage, man,
or inside your house?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Is that all good?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Behind a lock I've.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Got a little dick out in the back. It'll be
fine out there. It's got a roof over, it won't
get wet.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, a deck, a deck with a roof over is
not behind a locked door. Jase, behind a locked doors.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It in paint view from the street. Yes, i've got
a garden shed.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Is it going to lock on it?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Or you have to bring it inside, put it in
the lounge or something.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh well, what about if has it got one of
those sliding bolts on it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Doesn't have a door on it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Whatever to the door?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Do you get sullen it fell off?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm not putting my water blaster in a ship. If
someone already stole.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
The door, well it's around the back. No one goes there.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Second thing, you can only use it in thirty second
bursts because I don't like the motor to get tired. Yeah,
so you just squirt it for thirty seconds, set a
timer and then reset on the timer and then stop
and then when it goes off again for thirty seconds,
then you can start again. It sounds annoying, but trust me,
not that bad. And it means that it won't get
worn out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, you're going to do that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It sounds massively ball a, Well, don't use It's fine,
if that's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
If I have to do that, just say yes. Yes,
I'm going to say yes.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You have to tell down the machine after use. Okay,
all right, fine, you can borrow it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Thanks mate. When are you going to drop it off?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
No worry, why you have to work?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, you can pick it up from me easy afterward, yeah,
man afterward.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Ikey Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time four thirty six.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't forget if you want to join us at
the Dnedan Beer Festival, happening the seventh and eighth of
November at Forsyth Bar Stadium. To hits Hoadarky dot co
dot in z into the competition there and name the
beer we are brewing in collaboration with Emerson's. It is
a hazy pale ale. It'll be an official Big Show beer,
but it needs a name. So hit to Hadaki dot
cot in Zed into the competition. Name our beer and
(05:35):
if you win, you'll get free flights in accommodation and
tickets to the Beer Festival, which once again is happening
down in Dunedin seventh and eighth of November.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
How good would that be?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I've always sort of fantasized about having a beer named
after me, yeah, or I named it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've come up with you know what I mean, feels.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What about Hoydy fizzi Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Actually that's brilliant into the mog do now listen, fellas
speaking of great ideas, we gave away our trip to
Fiji yesterday and there's been a bit of so there's
a bit of a sort of hole in our scheduling
now for a new competition. And I came up with
the idea of Fixed Jason's Deck twenty twenty five Project.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, which basically is and feel free to you know,
give us, give us your thoughts and feelings on this
amazing giveaway on three four eight three. Basically, you want
sex winners to come around and fix your deck backbones.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And the exciting thing about it is we do it
in one weekend, so it's not sort of drawn out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's just bang, we get it done.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's like, oh, you know, everyone chipping in, the whole
big show team will be there, Pugs will be making tofu.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Skewers, all hands on deck, all hands on deck, Hey, hey,
seam the whole Hodeki thing. Yeah, that's brilliant. Keys, thanks, yeah,
that's really good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And then and then at the end of it, when
it's all done and dusted, sparkling and brand new, we
have a big deck party on houghdy J's new deck.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'll pump out the tunes right.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
A few beers, hees Keys he can bring some salads,
Bogie can bring some meat.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Puck said, I can borrow his barbecue. We have a party.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It sounds really great, Jays. Lots of great texts coming
in on three four eight three as well. That's a
hard pass on that comp for me. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, Well, it's not going to be for everyone. It's
not for everyone.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You don't want any old dead beat coming around the
count doesn't know how to swing a hammer.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Thank you, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I want batbones and know how to handle their tools.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Pout this one here? Hey, can I enter this comp
that's good to someone showing interest there?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Will your missus be there, Jason?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yes, ah, yes.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'll come around and fix her sink if you want.
I don't know you got a faulty sink? What's going on?
I thought you just got to installed know?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The sinks are all good, I think. I mean, I
can look at my sinks.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I'll fix your dick hoidy chizmeister, as long as I
can stay the night.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh yeah, well we could see up a little camp,
a little camp out in my backyard there.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Why a camp? Well, you have plenty of bedrooms, don't you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We've only got one spear room and it's full of shit. Wow,
it's actually not too bad, but it's a single bed.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah. Will your cat be on the dick? Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh yeah, she probably.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
She loves it when we're gardening and stuff because we
am unearth all the skinks. Yes, so she has an
absolute ball. Yeah, eats a little neaty.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Bastard little steamers. True story.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Actually, we've buried a couple of our cats near our
dick and so while we were alive digging everything up,
we were like, this is like Pitt cemetery here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
We've got to be real careful.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Genuinely that we don't dig up any of our dead pits.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, did you manage to find any of them? No Ah,
that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
But if you are keen three four eight three, we'll
get a going a fellows. It's a great competition, man,
What an opportunity. So when are the weather's great few beersies.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I love the fact that it's twenty twenty five, which
suggests it's going to happen again next year.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Be on Spring There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The time is four forty fellows.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Exciting times. Gig A little is returning thanks to our
mates at Super Liquor. They've given us ten grand cash
to give away.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh goo, yeah, just chill.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Men, I haven't even told you how it works.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, we're already massively excited.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I thought it was free, Well, it is free. Basically,
they want to get people gigging. So if you hear
the roar of the crowd it's going to be playing
from Monday onwards on Radio Hodarchy, then call a one
one hundred Hodarky and you can pretty much instantly you
get two hundred and fifty dollars to put towards your next gig.
What's all. Cheers to gigs, Cheers to superlik At, cheers
to that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So good men.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Hey fellas, we were talking about the dawning of spring yesterday,
will we Yeah, how are you finding the old daylight savings?
Of course that kicked in on Howdy Jay's birthday. My pleasure,
my pleasure everyone.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You taking for daylight saving?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, basically, yes, it happened on my birthday.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Ke is he?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes I am.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Is that why you seem to age backward differently to anywhere?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Totally, because my birthday falls on daylight Savings, so you
put my age back an hour or consequently back.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
A year, right, Okay, yeah, I was one of those.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is there only I think about three percent of the
population that that happens too, right, where your birthday falls
every single year on Daylight Savings, and thus every single year,
well after eighteen, every single year after that you get
put back a year.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Right, So if you're at the end of Daylight Savings,
are you double the age? You actually are, correct, because
you put your your year forward in extra years.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So by the end of when Daylight Savings stops, yes,
I'll actually be seventy eight.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, that makes perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But does it go back an hour or does it
go back a year?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
In case it goes back a year, right, but in
terms of Daylight Savings, you put it forward an hour.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And you get to relive that whole year all over again.
But you know what's going to happen like groundhog days?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, no, this is the very special thing about it
is a completely different year.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh right, So you just get younger, but you're living
in the same timeline as everybody else.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Correct, man, But you're still aging though, right, Well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
At the end of Daylight Savings, I am, yes, you
know what I mean. So when you put the when
you put the clocks forward again, I go to seventy eight,
So it's like being put on pause while it's on
Daylight Savings is this similar sort of thing to if
you're born on February the twenty ninth and e leap year,
then I have to tell yeah, yeah, after hundred years,
you'll be five.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yes, it's twenty five. Huh right. I think I'm starting
to pick it up now, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when
winter comes back around autumn and daylight Savings comes back,
you are seventy eight.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Seventy eight yeah wow, okay, yeah, it explains it. So
that's double the age is now what which is thirty nine?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But that's taken into account that I put it back
a year.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
So how old were you Let's just say you weren't.
Let's just say you were born on the day before
daylight Savings. How old would you be?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Ah, Like, it's hard to say because it gets so
mixed up over the years.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Probably i'd be probably in my mid fifties.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Wow, that's that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Could you imagine Houghdy Jay and is meant? I mean, God,
wouldn't it be fun to project forward and see Howdy
J is in his mid fifties?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I can't picture him now, can I Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Can you imagine the amount of Ethan and Jeffer and
that would be going on.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I reckon you'd be a massive pain in the ars.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In the mid fifties, the whodiche Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hodich.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
John Petty there on the Radio Hodikey Big Show. This
Thursday evening fellows, have got a question for you, and
it perplexes me?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Does it bug you slightly?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Bugging.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I was watching a movie today Aliens the Earth, That's
what it was called. And it struck me when I
was looking at the alien that they always look the same,
you know what I mean? And when people think, and
(13:46):
presumably no one's ever seen an alien, so why do
we always when they've always got massive heads and weird bodies?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Where does that come from? You don't know, because no
one's ever seen alien.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So and it seems to be the go to for
every single alien is massive head, weird body, big guys,
big eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You know what I mean? I mean, what where is
that from? If we've never seen one?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And it bugs me? I assume, I mean, because you're using.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Your imagination, right, So can't you can't you imagine a
different type of alien.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
So like in The Simpsons where the two aliens have
like tentacles and one eye, you prefer that, like a
really weird version, Sure, why not? Or like the Aliens
and Alien versus Predator.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Well, because we don't know what an alien looks like,
so it can be anything we want it to be.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Describing the traditional the cliche.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Tag here with a sort of pointed kind of yeah right.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Sort of thing, you know, big nashy teeth and that
kind of carry on, like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
The aliens from Alien vis Predator. Yes, right, that's what
you've got an issue with. I thought you met the
traditional UFO guy that everyone draws, like the Roswell Look.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I'm actual one year where it's a humanoid and it's
got big black eyes and a little mouth and a
bald head and it's green and it comes from you know,
as it came from Area fifty one Roswell where there
was sightings of aliens and they all looked exactly the same.
But if you're talking about the alien from the movie Alien,
those aliens only exist in the movie, yeah Alien, and
(15:25):
no other aliens I because it's copyrighted and they can't
have it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I have seen numerous films.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, they all alien versus something or just alien.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, in this case alien verses. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Okay, So the issue here is that Jason has seen
multiple films in the Alien franchise.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, it doesn't realize that connected, but it's annoying because
they always look exactly the same. It were nice if
they changed it up exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
It's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Jason The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nirvana There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The time is five thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And fellas and particularly Keysy, I've got a favor to ask.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Right well, when you say fellers in particularly me, do
you just mean me?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I mean you specifically because I remember you talking
about this the other day.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I believe you have a water blaster.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh yeah, I've got a water blaster. Yeah, yeah, I
was using it today. I've got on top of the
roof there. I was just cleaning off careful. Oh yeah, totally, totally.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Scare folding and everything. And you've you got your hardness
in that.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Uh yeah, you have my harness on like you told me.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Because you got you gotta be aligned with the work
safe practices. Man. You can't just get up there willy nilly, totally. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I would never get up there willy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Nilly, especially if you get a big gust under the
snows there. And you now listen, my wife and I geez,
we worked our asses off over the weekend because we
have a big back deck. Fillers, a massive back deck
(01:11):
but it was a bit overgrown and she's a bit
run down.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
How many years had you left it? Do you reckon? Twenty? Wow?
Did you use it? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This is the weird thing my wife and I were
talking about over the weekend. I was like, why did
we never really use this deck? Because A, it's a
lovely little oh, it's a lovely big dick, you know,
and it's surrounded by lovely plants and bush and mostly weeds.
But your puger is that sort of thing. Well, you know,
we cleaned it all out and now it needs a
(01:40):
good water blast, and I reckon, we give it a
good water blast and she'll be tickety boo. Replace a
few rotten planks and that sort of thing, right, squirt
a bit of paint on it. Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'm not coming around of your house and replacing planks
of wood. If that's what you're asking, well.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I mean, if you could, that'd be great, But I
wasn't going to ask you. I was just gonna so
if I al borrow your water blaster, can borrow can
mates course you can.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Borrow it exactly. I don't feel like I felt like
I should ask. You'll bring it in tomorrow if you.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
In fact, probably easier if it would make more sense
if you just dropped it off at your house rather
than bring it all the way in here for you
to then grab it and take it all the way
back and you can drop it off.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Actually, that'd be really good, no trouble because.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
For yeah, totally, that is how I would put it.
I might, you know, buy you a box of busies
or something.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Don't worry, honestly, don't worry about won't accept anything for it, man, It's.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, that's what friends do.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Right, Okay, Well, look to be honest, I was going
to say no, but Maggie, you've got a real good
point there. It sounds like it's all pretty much signed,
sealed delivered anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah cool, thanks mate. One you can you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Can borrow it all right, But you I'm just really
fussy about things very particular about you and is it.
There are a few rules that come with.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It, of course, are they written by you or your wife?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, we didn't write them down. That would just be weird.
It's just the rules that you should just have committed
to your memory whilst you're using it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Can you imagine what Keysy's garage looks like it'll be
everything painted in there, and all the little labels and
little tupperware containers.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I just remind you that you're looking for him to
do you a favorite. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. You're
a backbone keezy. Thanks mate.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, first of all, I mean it goes with that
saying you've got to keep it in a locked garage, man,
or inside your house?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Is that all good?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Behind a lock I've.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Got a little dick out in the back. It'll be
fine out there. It's got a roof over, it won't
get wet.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, a deck, a deck with a roof over is
not behind a locked door. Jase, behind a locked doors.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It in paint view from the street. Yes, i've got
a garden shed.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Is it going to lock on it?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Or you have to bring it inside, put it in
the lounge or something.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh well, what about if has it got one of
those sliding bolts on it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Doesn't have a door on it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Whatever to the door?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Do you get sullen it fell off?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm not putting my water blaster in a ship. If
someone already stole.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
The door, well it's around the back. No one goes there.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Second thing, you can only use it in thirty second
bursts because I don't like the motor to get tired. Yeah,
so you just squirt it for thirty seconds, set a
timer and then reset on the timer and then stop
and then when it goes off again for thirty seconds,
then you can start again. It sounds annoying, but trust me,
not that bad. And it means that it won't get
worn out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, you're going to do that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It sounds massively ball a, Well, don't use It's fine,
if that's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
If I have to do that, just say yes. Yes,
I'm going to say yes.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You have to tell down the machine after use. Okay,
all right, fine, you can borrow it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Thanks mate. When are you going to drop it off?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
No worry, why you have to work?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, you can pick it up from me easy afterward, yeah,
man afterward.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Ikey Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time four thirty six.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't forget if you want to join us at
the Dnedan Beer Festival, happening the seventh and eighth of
November at Forsyth Bar Stadium. To hits Hoadarky dot co
dot in z into the competition there and name the
beer we are brewing in collaboration with Emerson's. It is
a hazy pale ale. It'll be an official Big Show beer,
but it needs a name. So hit to Hadaki dot
cot in Zed into the competition. Name our beer and
(05:35):
if you win, you'll get free flights in accommodation and
tickets to the Beer Festival, which once again is happening
down in Dunedin seventh and eighth of November.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
How good would that be?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I've always sort of fantasized about having a beer named
after me, yeah, or I named it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I've come up with you know what I mean, feels.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
What about Hoydy fizzi Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Actually that's brilliant into the mog do now listen, fellas
speaking of great ideas, we gave away our trip to
Fiji yesterday and there's been a bit of so there's
a bit of a sort of hole in our scheduling
now for a new competition. And I came up with
the idea of Fixed Jason's Deck twenty twenty five Project.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, which basically is and feel free to you know,
give us, give us your thoughts and feelings on this
amazing giveaway on three four eight three. Basically, you want
sex winners to come around and fix your deck backbones.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And the exciting thing about it is we do it
in one weekend, so it's not sort of drawn out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's just bang, we get it done.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's like, oh, you know, everyone chipping in, the whole
big show team will be there, Pugs will be making tofu.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Skewers, all hands on deck, all hands on deck, Hey, hey,
seam the whole Hodeki thing. Yeah, that's brilliant. Keys, thanks, yeah,
that's really good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And then and then at the end of it, when
it's all done and dusted, sparkling and brand new, we
have a big deck party on houghdy J's new deck.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'll pump out the tunes right.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
A few beers, hees Keys he can bring some salads,
Bogie can bring some meat.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Puck said, I can borrow his barbecue. We have a party.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It sounds really great, Jays. Lots of great texts coming
in on three four eight three as well. That's a
hard pass on that comp for me. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, Well, it's not going to be for everyone. It's
not for everyone.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You don't want any old dead beat coming around the
count doesn't know how to swing a hammer.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Thank you, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I want batbones and know how to handle their tools.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Pout this one here? Hey, can I enter this comp
that's good to someone showing interest there?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Will your missus be there, Jason?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yes, ah, yes.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'll come around and fix her sink if you want.
I don't know you got a faulty sink? What's going on?
I thought you just got to installed know?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
The sinks are all good, I think. I mean, I
can look at my sinks.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I'll fix your dick hoidy chizmeister, as long as I
can stay the night.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh yeah, well we could see up a little camp,
a little camp out in my backyard there.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Why a camp? Well, you have plenty of bedrooms, don't you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We've only got one spear room and it's full of shit. Wow,
it's actually not too bad, but it's a single bed.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah. Will your cat be on the dick? Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh yeah, she probably.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
She loves it when we're gardening and stuff because we
am unearth all the skinks. Yes, so she has an
absolute ball. Yeah, eats a little neaty.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Bastard little steamers. True story.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Actually, we've buried a couple of our cats near our
dick and so while we were alive digging everything up,
we were like, this is like Pitt cemetery here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
We've got to be real careful.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Genuinely that we don't dig up any of our dead pits.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, did you manage to find any of them? No Ah,
that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
But if you are keen three four eight three, we'll
get a going a fellows. It's a great competition, man,
What an opportunity. So when are the weather's great few beersies.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I love the fact that it's twenty twenty five, which
suggests it's going to happen again next year.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Be on Spring There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The time is four forty fellows.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Exciting times. Gig A little is returning thanks to our
mates at Super Liquor. They've given us ten grand cash
to give away.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh goo, yeah, just chill.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Men, I haven't even told you how it works.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, we're already massively excited.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I thought it was free, Well, it is free. Basically,
they want to get people gigging. So if you hear
the roar of the crowd it's going to be playing
from Monday onwards on Radio Hodarchy, then call a one
one hundred Hodarky and you can pretty much instantly you
get two hundred and fifty dollars to put towards your next gig.
What's all. Cheers to gigs, Cheers to superlik At, cheers
to that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So good men.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Hey fellas, we were talking about the dawning of spring yesterday,
will we Yeah, how are you finding the old daylight savings?
Of course that kicked in on Howdy Jay's birthday. My pleasure,
my pleasure everyone.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You taking for daylight saving?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, basically, yes, it happened on my birthday.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Ke is he?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes I am.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Is that why you seem to age backward differently to anywhere?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Totally, because my birthday falls on daylight Savings, so you
put my age back an hour or consequently back.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
A year, right, Okay, yeah, I was one of those.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Is there only I think about three percent of the
population that that happens too, right, where your birthday falls
every single year on Daylight Savings, and thus every single year,
well after eighteen, every single year after that you get
put back a year.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Right, So if you're at the end of Daylight Savings,
are you double the age? You actually are, correct, because
you put your your year forward in extra years.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So by the end of when Daylight Savings stops, yes,
I'll actually be seventy eight.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, that makes perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But does it go back an hour or does it
go back a year?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
In case it goes back a year, right, but in
terms of Daylight Savings, you put it forward an hour.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And you get to relive that whole year all over again.
But you know what's going to happen like groundhog days?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, no, this is the very special thing about it
is a completely different year.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh right, So you just get younger, but you're living
in the same timeline as everybody else.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Correct, man, But you're still aging though, right, Well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
At the end of Daylight Savings, I am, yes, you
know what I mean. So when you put the when
you put the clocks forward again, I go to seventy eight,
So it's like being put on pause while it's on
Daylight Savings is this similar sort of thing to if
you're born on February the twenty ninth and e leap year,
then I have to tell yeah, yeah, after hundred years,
you'll be five.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yes, it's twenty five. Huh right. I think I'm starting
to pick it up now, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when
winter comes back around autumn and daylight Savings comes back,
you are seventy eight.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Seventy eight yeah wow, okay, yeah, it explains it. So
that's double the age is now what which is thirty nine?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But that's taken into account that I put it back
a year.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
So how old were you Let's just say you weren't.
Let's just say you were born on the day before
daylight Savings. How old would you be?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Ah, Like, it's hard to say because it gets so
mixed up over the years.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Probably i'd be probably in my mid fifties.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Wow, that's that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Could you imagine Houghdy Jay and is meant? I mean, God,
wouldn't it be fun to project forward and see Howdy
J is in his mid fifties?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I can't picture him now, can I Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Can you imagine the amount of Ethan and Jeffer and
that would be going on.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I reckon you'd be a massive pain in the ars.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In the mid fifties, the whodiche Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hodich.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
John Petty there on the Radio Hodikey Big Show. This
Thursday evening fellows, have got a question for you, and
it perplexes me?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Does it bug you slightly?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Bugging.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I was watching a movie today Aliens the Earth, That's
what it was called. And it struck me when I
was looking at the alien that they always look the same,
you know what I mean? And when people think, and
(13:46):
presumably no one's ever seen an alien, so why do
we always when they've always got massive heads and weird bodies?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Where does that come from? You don't know, because no
one's ever seen alien.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So and it seems to be the go to for
every single alien is massive head, weird body, big guys,
big eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You know what I mean? I mean, what where is
that from? If we've never seen one?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And it bugs me? I assume, I mean, because you're using.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Your imagination, right, So can't you can't you imagine a
different type of alien.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
So like in The Simpsons where the two aliens have
like tentacles and one eye, you prefer that, like a
really weird version, Sure, why not? Or like the Aliens
and Alien versus Predator.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Well, because we don't know what an alien looks like,
so it can be anything we want it to be.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Describing the traditional the cliche.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Tag here with a sort of pointed kind of yeah right.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Sort of thing, you know, big nashy teeth and that
kind of carry on, like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
The aliens from Alien vis Predator. Yes, right, that's what
you've got an issue with. I thought you met the
traditional UFO guy that everyone draws, like the Roswell Look.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I'm actual one year where it's a humanoid and it's
got big black eyes and a little mouth and a
bald head and it's green and it comes from you know,
as it came from Area fifty one Roswell where there
was sightings of aliens and they all looked exactly the same.
But if you're talking about the alien from the movie Alien,
those aliens only exist in the movie, yeah Alien, and
(15:25):
no other aliens I because it's copyrighted and they can't
have it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I have seen numerous films.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, they all alien versus something or just alien.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, in this case alien verses. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Okay, So the issue here is that Jason has seen
multiple films in the Alien franchise.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, it doesn't realize that connected, but it's annoying because
they always look exactly the same. It were nice if
they changed it up exactly.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
It's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
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