June 22, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's Cold Cuts poddy, Mike takes us back to his sausage hunting days, Keyzie's jacket is under massive scrutiny, and we revisit one of Jase's many voice over masterpieces.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Hoednkey Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time fie.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's for tea News
Zealand with me Ki.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yellowise that crash.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So this is the segment where you texted on three
four eight three with what you're having for dinner? And
then I read a few of them out you guys
sort of comment on it, and then people can win
fifty a night and day boutchas.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So one of our most popular segments.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It totally is I've already said what I'm having for
tea pumpkin and hallomy salad, and I'm very grateful for
having food on my plate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
My might I just addeah, but I don't want that
food on my plate?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Gooday flowers. Jimmy here to Hendrix.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What Jimmy Nisham.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Jimmy Eat World Jimmy several That is Jimmy Hendrix. Tonight
he's having Kung power chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Oh really yeah, I don't think he'd be into Kung
power chicken but it's his.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
First time, and I don't think. I didn't think I
was going to be into it. But I'll see how
I go. Cheers Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah right, yeah, good on them. Yeah, man, it's good.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Someone here is gonna know. Sorry, get a flowers Georgia here.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Oh my god, Georgia, Porgia. Yeah, Georgia, Porgia, Georgia. Lines no, no, Georgia, Porgia.
Get a flowers Georgia Porgia here. Tonight I'll be having
a Spanish omelet.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
That's racist. So that's a shame.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But what makes that? What constitutes a Spanish omelet?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You put on like a matador outfit, and you go
and you stand in front of the oven and you
wave a little red sort of rag around.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then when you put it on the table, you say.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You know, it's too far. It's racist.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
That's now, that's that's racist.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Sorry, fellers see that?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's yeah? Yeah, should I I just think we'll be
hearing about that as all. Get a flowers.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Benjamin here, Benjamin Franklin and Yahoo Benjamin five.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Benjamin Franklin here from two hundred years ago. Tonight, I'm
having beef short rib.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Cheers cheers, Yeah, cheers.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, short rubbers opposed to your long rib.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm guessing so yeah, I'm not sure. What about this
one here?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What kind of marinade is the rib?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It says here, smoky barbecue?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, whatsat crusty bread for that?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, old thick crust, A little bit of lemons.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Get a flowers dion here, Oh my god, warwicks. Get
a flowers formed black cap deon nash here. Now I
sell moisturizer.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
He does very good. It is too.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Also for dinner tonight, I'm having home kill sausages.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Ah, did you catch some emails? Have found some Sausages's
got some sausages out in the paddic the kills them
at home home. Have you ever tried to take down
a sausage man? They know when you've got the rifle
and the MACHETI ready to go and tell you what.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, you don't get in a way.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's bastard.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Kies.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
You want to watch out?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
How many sausages have you taken down in one sitting?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
In one sitting? Oh? Eating or killing?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Killing?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I probably lost about forty two in the Great Floods
of nineteen eighty seven. Oh really, yeah, but that wasn't
my fault. That was the rains. Were they free range?
Free range? Yeah, they were free range sausages.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, Dion is having home kill sausages, home killed chips,
and home killed eggs for dinner, so sounds yummy.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Home killer eggs are becoming very popular. They are very popular. Yeah,
do you have to kill the eggs? I thought you
just crack them and eat them. Yeah, that's that's what
they call the kill. But the fact that, yeah, yeah,
you do it at home, so sort of a homegrown
sort of a situation. I haven't heard of the home
killed chips, but I guess that means that's potatoes. You
kill them at home and that makes them chips. Yeah yeah,
it's yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What else you got the keys? I actually there's a
question giday Fellers who won the bender reveal that's actually
happening soon. So if you entered the competition, keep your
phone on all right?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That really a question.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Kezy the Whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesy John Petty there on the radio Hoed
Larky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon twenty four minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
A no Mogi today, but he will be back forth
with you know, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
One of the things I love about doing radio is
our listeners out there, the massive backbones that they are,
and they fill us with information on the text machine
on three four eight three. Learned a new word today,
never heard of it genuinely in my life.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Friendulum?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Friendulum?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And what is it?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Is?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Where your foreskin meets the underside of your penis?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
So you know that little V. I don't want to,
I know, but this is just anatomy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm not being you know, over the top for the
sake of it, right, But I even knew that there's
a little V there that is frindulum, friend.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We got it right now use it in a sentence.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Jason's friendulum was itchy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So good. Whether you go to New Zealand, you've learned
a new word courtesy of the listeners and jas as well.
We're discussing the big pole topic, which is having denim
jeans or jackets with a distressed look with cuts and
rips and tears on your clothing from the factory, whether
or not it's okay. Here's a great text on three
four eight three, which I think, Jason, represents your feelings
on the matter. Yeah, okay, if no, if you want
(05:52):
to wear rip gears, if and earn him. I had
a leather jacket my eggs cut it up. It looked
real cool, restitched. North Island is soft week?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Can I just say one thing? Keasy?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
What backburn?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah's?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know those those are my kind of people, you know.
And I'm not a big fan of the distress look,
particularly around the ass cheeks either, Jason.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I think that was unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't I don't need to see your ass cheeks
when you come to work every day.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What do you mean you don't like the distress look?
You look distress twenty four to seven?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, very good?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And also hang on just go yeah no do How
am I supposed to earn rips and tears? Right? Do
you want me to get on a motorbike, get up
to one hundred and eighty kilimeters and then fall off
it so I can get a rip in my arm?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
On gravel?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
On gravel?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Or I could just buy one.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I want you to go to a bar.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have a few beers he's responsibly and get a
bit lippy with a massive dude, right, and then and
then have.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
A have lippy with a massive dude.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, and then go outside and have a bit of
a step too, like a bar fly. And he ded
douches keys in and falls over on his jacket and
his knees get ripped and stuff. You know, it's about well,
you know, it's I'm proud of the fat. You say,
I look distressed all the time, Keezy, I'm proud of
the fat that I'm a forty odd year old dude,
forty odd, you know, in my mid forties. I'm proud
(07:12):
of my necks. I'm proud of my scars. I'm proud
of sort of the fact that I'm quite heinous looking
these days. I'm like an old tiger or an old
lion that's been out in the sere giddy and I've
earned those scars.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
And any rip you see on my clothing is earned, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Do you think it's me trying to look like I've
been through stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, that you're a tough guy, but I'm not actually, Yeah,
But then people look at your sort of rosy cheeks
and your manicured mo and they.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Go, nah, not behind it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah right, okay, outcome of the big poem that'll be
happening on the Heducky Big Shows Instagram story.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, but what's your prediction later tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh, that's right. Usually I don't do this. I predict
that because of our listeners, it'll be like, oh no,
I don't think you should wear that. Sixty percent though,
sixty forty in favor of no.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm saying seven in favor of no, in favor
of no.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
All right, well, you can vote on the Huducky Big
Shows Instagram poll. That'll be and we'll be recapping that
after six. Now, up next, a chance to win some cash. Jase, Yeah, mate,
trade wars, get in trade wars. So get ready to
call one hundred Hoducky you can win.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Five hundy the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Big there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show this Wednesday evening.
But right now we've got some.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do you want me to trim that so it just
says breaking news? No, because it's like, right now we've
got some this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You're being picky keys.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, I'm just just think that this gives it a
bit of gravitas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's just the way that you throw to it doesn't
make sense grammatically.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That doesn't matter. Put the punters don't mind that. Okay,
So can we do it again?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Please?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Okay, do you want to throw it again?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Let's throw to this. This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, he's reiterating what I'm saying, right, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Let's throw to this because do you want to try
that to try? Just try that, try what. Let's go
to this.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let's go to this because okay, let's go to this
because this this.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Too many of this is okay, but let's just move on.
It's fine, we'll figure out what.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I've still have.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Forgotten what the breaking news is now, because you've distracted
me with your pedantic.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Little whaler whaling.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
The breaking news is that?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Hang on, can you play it again?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I forgot? Okay, Ready, are you gonna throw to it?
Or do I just play it?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
David Nieker, the boxer, the boxer unbeaten? Is he the
really hot one.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He's the really hot one who's never been beaten?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And what way is he?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
His cruise away?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
And he's never been beaten? But how many fights is
the head?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know. I haven't got the statistics. He's had
a few. He's bloody good because he went to the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Way he went to the Olympics. I remember that. Didn't
he get deduched?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Okay, cool, we don't know how many fights he's won.
Can you google that please? Keezy?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right, I'll get that right now. We'll hang on
your throw to the breaking news again.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, well, let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
How many fights has he won?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Who?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
David Nieker?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, David Nika na?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
How do you say his name?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Nika Nika n y i ka. So he has had
nine bouts professional. He has an eighty eight point eight
nine KO rate. So the time he's gonna knock your
ass out. And he's hot, and he's hot. He's known
as the nice guy.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
He's hot, he's a fighter. I remember, he's got green eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
He's got beautiful green eyes. And he is cut like
a he is cut, So go get out. So he
lost his first Oh, no, sorry, he's unbeaten in terms
of like professional fights, right, Okay, and he had eight,
he's had eight, and so this is going to be
his ninth though he's had nine's going to be his tenth, right,
I don't know, can you, Jase, can you if you're
(11:16):
gonna do you're gonna if you're gonna do breaking news,
can you get your facts right?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
But hang on?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
What you don't even want to do breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
What you've done here is we've gone into breaking news
and you've asked me a whole lot of ultra specific
statistical questions.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Which you should know why, because that's a breaking news story.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
All right, Well, here's the breaking news for you.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ship the Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Crimals Green There on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Now while old Keyes he was sunning himself
over in balley there, getting swimmer's ear and whatever else
he was getting over there, he stumbled upon quite by accent. Yeah,
an old Hordy j show.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It's one of those things where you're overseas, not ten
hour flight away in Indonesia, you.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Know, is that how long it is? Ten hours?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, it's about nine and a half, Okay, nine and
a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
And so you're over there and you've had a few
bin tangs, you're in bed, they've got a TV in
the hotel room. You're flicking through the channels to watch
the local stuff, and a local police show comes on.
And it turns out the guy very similar sounding to
Jason has voiced it, because you've voiced what's the one here?
Dog Squad, Dog Squad, Yeah, which if you haven't seen it,
it's on tv Z Plus. It's just you know, the
(12:33):
dogs saving the day. Basically, great show.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It is a great show.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And I heard this clip and it turns out it
is actually Jace Jaian Knight.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
In Indonesian communities, at airports and behind prison wire, a
squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with their
trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at every turn.
This Haidi trained squad and cash busting, border bridge and
banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a salomat
(13:05):
day at work for the monkey Squad. This time police
due only o in bubbles, swing into action to stop
a gang of scooter thieves.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
What is it bubbles?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
If you caught the center corrections monkey raffifi, howped sniff
out prison contraband?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
All right, now pass it to me with your feet reffiki.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Good boy and drug monkey.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
King Dong makes a pill stopping discovery at the border.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
This is a great find.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Up to this one.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
It's always a salomat day at work for the Monkey Squad.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So I recorded that in my hotel room. That is
actually you, Jess, Yeah, man, it is me eighteen seasons.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You think dog squad is good, you should check out
Monkey Squad.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
But this is the part I don't understand is they
have so many dogs in Bali, but they use monkeys
there to us people.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, but they're wild dogs keezy, right, you know what
I mean? Okay, that's why we were worried about you
getting rabies.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Well that is one hundred percent true. Yeah, what it
just seems so you're going to think.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
About monkeys too, of course, highly intelligent creatures.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well pretty much, yeah, pretty much our brothers. Yeah, and
how do you how do you how do you train them?
Do you have to like give them a banana for
a good job, that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh, I don't train them keys, I just narrate the show.
Is that what when you stumbled upon Monkey Squad?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, it isn't up nixt What's on TV with Mike
Minogue but without him The.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hoda Kei
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Hoednkey Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time fie.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's for tea News
Zealand with me Ki.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yellowise that crash.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So this is the segment where you texted on three
four eight three with what you're having for dinner? And
then I read a few of them out you guys
sort of comment on it, and then people can win
fifty a night and day boutchas.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
So one of our most popular segments.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It totally is I've already said what I'm having for
tea pumpkin and hallomy salad, and I'm very grateful for
having food on my plate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
My might I just addeah, but I don't want that
food on my plate?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Gooday flowers. Jimmy here to Hendrix.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What Jimmy Nisham.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Jimmy Eat World Jimmy several That is Jimmy Hendrix. Tonight
he's having Kung power chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Oh really yeah, I don't think he'd be into Kung
power chicken but it's his.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
First time, and I don't think. I didn't think I
was going to be into it. But I'll see how
I go. Cheers Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah right, yeah, good on them. Yeah, man, it's good.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Someone here is gonna know. Sorry, get a flowers Georgia here.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Oh my god, Georgia, Porgia. Yeah, Georgia, Porgia, Georgia. Lines no, no, Georgia, Porgia.
Get a flowers Georgia Porgia here. Tonight I'll be having
a Spanish omelet.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
That's racist. So that's a shame.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But what makes that? What constitutes a Spanish omelet?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You put on like a matador outfit, and you go
and you stand in front of the oven and you
wave a little red sort of rag around.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then when you put it on the table, you say.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You know, it's too far. It's racist.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
That's now, that's that's racist.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Sorry, fellers see that?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's yeah? Yeah, should I I just think we'll be
hearing about that as all. Get a flowers.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Benjamin here, Benjamin Franklin and Yahoo Benjamin five.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Benjamin Franklin here from two hundred years ago. Tonight, I'm
having beef short rib.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Cheers cheers, Yeah, cheers.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, short rubbers opposed to your long rib.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm guessing so yeah, I'm not sure. What about this
one here?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What kind of marinade is the rib?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It says here, smoky barbecue?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, whatsat crusty bread for that?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, old thick crust, A little bit of lemons.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Get a flowers dion here, Oh my god, warwicks. Get
a flowers formed black cap deon nash here. Now I
sell moisturizer.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
He does very good. It is too.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Also for dinner tonight, I'm having home kill sausages.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Ah, did you catch some emails? Have found some Sausages's
got some sausages out in the paddic the kills them
at home home. Have you ever tried to take down
a sausage man? They know when you've got the rifle
and the MACHETI ready to go and tell you what.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, you don't get in a way.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's bastard.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Kies.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
You want to watch out?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
How many sausages have you taken down in one sitting?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
In one sitting? Oh? Eating or killing?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Killing?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I probably lost about forty two in the Great Floods
of nineteen eighty seven. Oh really, yeah, but that wasn't
my fault. That was the rains. Were they free range?
Free range? Yeah, they were free range sausages.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, Dion is having home kill sausages, home killed chips,
and home killed eggs for dinner, so sounds yummy.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Home killer eggs are becoming very popular. They are very popular. Yeah,
do you have to kill the eggs? I thought you
just crack them and eat them. Yeah, that's that's what
they call the kill. But the fact that, yeah, yeah,
you do it at home, so sort of a homegrown
sort of a situation. I haven't heard of the home
killed chips, but I guess that means that's potatoes. You
kill them at home and that makes them chips. Yeah yeah,
it's yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What else you got the keys? I actually there's a
question giday Fellers who won the bender reveal that's actually
happening soon. So if you entered the competition, keep your
phone on all right?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That really a question.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Kezy the Whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesy John Petty there on the radio Hoed
Larky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon twenty four minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
A no Mogi today, but he will be back forth
with you know, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
One of the things I love about doing radio is
our listeners out there, the massive backbones that they are,
and they fill us with information on the text machine
on three four eight three. Learned a new word today,
never heard of it genuinely in my life.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Friendulum?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Friendulum?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And what is it?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Is?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Where your foreskin meets the underside of your penis?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
So you know that little V. I don't want to,
I know, but this is just anatomy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm not being you know, over the top for the
sake of it, right, But I even knew that there's
a little V there that is frindulum, friend.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We got it right now use it in a sentence.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Jason's friendulum was itchy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So good. Whether you go to New Zealand, you've learned
a new word courtesy of the listeners and jas as well.
We're discussing the big pole topic, which is having denim
jeans or jackets with a distressed look with cuts and
rips and tears on your clothing from the factory, whether
or not it's okay. Here's a great text on three
four eight three, which I think, Jason, represents your feelings
on the matter. Yeah, okay, if no, if you want
(05:52):
to wear rip gears, if and earn him. I had
a leather jacket my eggs cut it up. It looked
real cool, restitched. North Island is soft week?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Can I just say one thing? Keasy?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
What backburn?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah's?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know those those are my kind of people, you know.
And I'm not a big fan of the distress look,
particularly around the ass cheeks either, Jason.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I think that was unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't I don't need to see your ass cheeks
when you come to work every day.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What do you mean you don't like the distress look?
You look distress twenty four to seven?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, very good?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And also hang on just go yeah no do How
am I supposed to earn rips and tears? Right? Do
you want me to get on a motorbike, get up
to one hundred and eighty kilimeters and then fall off
it so I can get a rip in my arm?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
On gravel?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
On gravel?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Or I could just buy one.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I want you to go to a bar.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have a few beers he's responsibly and get a
bit lippy with a massive dude, right, and then and
then have.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
A have lippy with a massive dude.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, and then go outside and have a bit of
a step too, like a bar fly. And he ded
douches keys in and falls over on his jacket and
his knees get ripped and stuff. You know, it's about well,
you know, it's I'm proud of the fat. You say,
I look distressed all the time, Keezy, I'm proud of
the fat that I'm a forty odd year old dude,
forty odd, you know, in my mid forties. I'm proud
(07:12):
of my necks. I'm proud of my scars. I'm proud
of sort of the fact that I'm quite heinous looking
these days. I'm like an old tiger or an old
lion that's been out in the sere giddy and I've
earned those scars.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
And any rip you see on my clothing is earned, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Do you think it's me trying to look like I've
been through stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, that you're a tough guy, but I'm not actually, Yeah,
But then people look at your sort of rosy cheeks
and your manicured mo and they.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Go, nah, not behind it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah right, okay, outcome of the big poem that'll be
happening on the Heducky Big Shows Instagram story.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, but what's your prediction later tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh, that's right. Usually I don't do this. I predict
that because of our listeners, it'll be like, oh no,
I don't think you should wear that. Sixty percent though,
sixty forty in favor of no.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm saying seven in favor of no, in favor
of no.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
All right, well, you can vote on the Huducky Big
Shows Instagram poll. That'll be and we'll be recapping that
after six. Now, up next, a chance to win some cash. Jase, Yeah, mate,
trade wars, get in trade wars. So get ready to
call one hundred Hoducky you can win.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Five hundy the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Big there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show this Wednesday evening.
But right now we've got some.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do you want me to trim that so it just
says breaking news? No, because it's like, right now we've
got some this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You're being picky keys.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, I'm just just think that this gives it a
bit of gravitas.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's just the way that you throw to it doesn't
make sense grammatically.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That doesn't matter. Put the punters don't mind that. Okay,
So can we do it again?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Please?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Okay, do you want to throw it again?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Let's throw to this. This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, he's reiterating what I'm saying, right, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Let's throw to this because do you want to try
that to try? Just try that, try what. Let's go
to this.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let's go to this because okay, let's go to this
because this this.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Too many of this is okay, but let's just move on.
It's fine, we'll figure out what.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I've still have.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Forgotten what the breaking news is now, because you've distracted
me with your pedantic.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Little whaler whaling.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
The breaking news is that?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Hang on, can you play it again?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I forgot? Okay, Ready, are you gonna throw to it?
Or do I just play it?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
David Nieker, the boxer, the boxer unbeaten? Is he the
really hot one.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He's the really hot one who's never been beaten?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And what way is he?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
His cruise away?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
And he's never been beaten? But how many fights is
the head?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know. I haven't got the statistics. He's had
a few. He's bloody good because he went to the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Way he went to the Olympics. I remember that. Didn't
he get deduched?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Okay, cool, we don't know how many fights he's won.
Can you google that please? Keezy?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right, I'll get that right now. We'll hang on
your throw to the breaking news again.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, well, let's throw to this.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
How many fights has he won?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Who?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
David Nieker?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh, David Nika na?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
How do you say his name?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Nika Nika n y i ka. So he has had
nine bouts professional. He has an eighty eight point eight
nine KO rate. So the time he's gonna knock your
ass out. And he's hot, and he's hot. He's known
as the nice guy.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
He's hot, he's a fighter. I remember, he's got green eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
He's got beautiful green eyes. And he is cut like
a he is cut, So go get out. So he
lost his first Oh, no, sorry, he's unbeaten in terms
of like professional fights, right, Okay, and he had eight,
he's had eight, and so this is going to be
his ninth though he's had nine's going to be his tenth, right,
I don't know, can you, Jase, can you if you're
(11:16):
gonna do you're gonna if you're gonna do breaking news,
can you get your facts right?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Please?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
But hang on?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
What you don't even want to do breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
What you've done here is we've gone into breaking news
and you've asked me a whole lot of ultra specific
statistical questions.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Which you should know why, because that's a breaking news story.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
All right, Well, here's the breaking news for you.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ship the Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Crimals Green There on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Now while old Keyes he was sunning himself
over in balley there, getting swimmer's ear and whatever else
he was getting over there, he stumbled upon quite by accent. Yeah,
an old Hordy j show.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It's one of those things where you're overseas, not ten
hour flight away in Indonesia, you.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Know, is that how long it is? Ten hours?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, it's about nine and a half, Okay, nine and
a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
And so you're over there and you've had a few
bin tangs, you're in bed, they've got a TV in
the hotel room. You're flicking through the channels to watch
the local stuff, and a local police show comes on.
And it turns out the guy very similar sounding to
Jason has voiced it, because you've voiced what's the one here?
Dog Squad, Dog Squad, Yeah, which if you haven't seen it,
it's on tv Z Plus. It's just you know, the
(12:33):
dogs saving the day. Basically, great show.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It is a great show.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And I heard this clip and it turns out it
is actually Jace Jaian Knight.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
In Indonesian communities, at airports and behind prison wire, a
squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with their
trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at every turn.
This Haidi trained squad and cash busting, border bridge and
banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a salomat
(13:05):
day at work for the monkey Squad. This time police
due only o in bubbles, swing into action to stop
a gang of scooter thieves.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
What is it bubbles?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
If you caught the center corrections monkey raffifi, howped sniff
out prison contraband?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
All right, now pass it to me with your feet reffiki.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Good boy and drug monkey.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
King Dong makes a pill stopping discovery at the border.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
This is a great find.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Up to this one.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
It's always a salomat day at work for the Monkey Squad.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So I recorded that in my hotel room. That is
actually you, Jess, Yeah, man, it is me eighteen seasons.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You think dog squad is good, you should check out
Monkey Squad.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
But this is the part I don't understand is they
have so many dogs in Bali, but they use monkeys
there to us people.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, but they're wild dogs keezy, right, you know what
I mean? Okay, that's why we were worried about you
getting rabies.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Well that is one hundred percent true. Yeah, what it
just seems so you're going to think.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
About monkeys too, of course, highly intelligent creatures.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well pretty much, yeah, pretty much our brothers. Yeah, and
how do you how do you how do you train them?
Do you have to like give them a banana for
a good job, that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh, I don't train them keys, I just narrate the show.
Is that what when you stumbled upon Monkey Squad?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, it isn't up nixt What's on TV with Mike
Minogue but without him The.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
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