August 3, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Keyzie has a confession, Jase has a new addiction, and Mike has a steamy encounter.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Big.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio hoed Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fellers. I've got a bit of a confession to make.
It's about twenty twenty four and something I experienced this
year which I'm yet to sort of find anything that
has matched it. Oh yeah, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, So when you watch me and Madam, you saw
that acting performance and you thought maybe you shouldn't pursue
a career in acting.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, after seeing you in a lighthearted comedy, Well they're
sure that. Yep, that's that's definitely one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Have you taken on a third lover?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, it's definitely not that third love. I've only got
one love.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And your wife and actually your fourth flave because he's
that dude in christ.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a joke from two years ago. All right, I'm
very good friends with the dude from Christ each No. No,
the confession I have to make is Saturday night, I
went up for a romantic dinner with my wife. No,
my wife, ma have have. We went to quite a
fancy restaurant. We had a voucher to spin, so we
could really let our hair down.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
That's how I know that you've gone so were nice. Yeah,
you're up to your eyeballs and vouchers one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If I don't have a voucher, I'm going to places
that I like, which are very much middle of the road,
not too fancy. So this is the kind of place
where it was seven courses and for example, one course
came out and it was a torti leaning one, one
piece of pasta and a cup with some duck gravy
on it. And it was fine, right, But it was
seven courses that was It was pretty And I realized afterwards,
(01:38):
and after spending three hundred dollars for two of us
most vouchers, yeah, I realized that the best thing I've
eaten all year was the hot dog I ate in
the car park of the Caxton at Magic Round at
four o'clock in the morning. In the afternoon, we were there,
you know, in the durry area, there was like a
(01:58):
sausage sizzle place that was disgusting place it was, it was,
it was great, but I smashed that and I bought
it for nine dollars Australia, and I was like, this
is a rip off, first of all.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But unfortunately, Keezy. You know, there's a few things that
affect what is the best tasting thing in the world,
and there is there is a diagram where the quality
of the food has to cross over with how steamed
you are. Right, so given how steamed you were, of
course of that that sausage was going to be the
onummiest thing you've ever had. Of course, now Jase was there,
I ate the same thing, was not steamed at all
(02:31):
and said it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But that's what Jase does though anything I like, he
says his crap.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, but I recall also it was a very nude
looking sausage.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It was just one big, spicy glizzy dog and it
was amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It was just foul and disgusting. Yeah, and I know
the restaurant you were talking about. I went there, very nice, man,
this is can I just say I didn't have a
voucher either.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
And to be fear Jace, you said it was nice
before Keysy went and I did wonder because you'd said
it was nice before keys where the keys were coming
here today? And pooh pooh, Yeah, restaurant, and I'm sorry
to see that happen.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, I mean just because I like that doesn't mean
he has to poop.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You see what I'm saying, that the constant pooh poohing.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I would never stoop so low as just to bag
something because one of your poo poets o poop poo
the hell out of it. It was delicious restaurant, right,
but the amount we had to spend. Everyone was in
dinner jackets except for me. Yeah, I was the only guy.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You and your warrior ship.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, it wasn't a warrior ship. I was wearing Zippelin
T shirt, though I felt very under dressed. And the
amount I spent compared to the enjoyment. I would rather
have a nine dollar giant sausage in the car park
and a hotel and a box of four X or
whatever the hell we were drinking over there.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Responsibly, you've had your fear share of mess of sausages
and car parks.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What the urdarchy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Kesey Red Hot Chili hold a big show Tuesday afternoon.
The time there's four fifty one fellas, I think I
have an issue with addiction. You've been working with me
for a little while now, and you know I'm prone
to certain things.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It durries for a start, that's a big one, is
this addiction chat, Yes, it is. As a former smoker.
I've noticed how much you smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's one day and he's a former smoker. Is there
anything worse than a reform smoker? So there's the durries.
I don't know if you guys will remember this, but
I went through a bit of a phase with the
old cheese balls.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, remember that, I do. And then you had those
yellow fingers for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah. And then one morning I woke up in the position,
in the fetal position on the couch, just covered and
cheese dust and twenty bags of cheeseballs, empty cheese balls.
I've got to knock this basket on the head, knowing
how I am, you know what I'm saying. And then
I and maybe this is a bit more secretive and
you won't be aware of this. I went through a
(05:05):
Nippy's ice coffee addiction, which I'm still battling with, to
be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Which is the small little cartons you can get sort
of at the dairy or at the gas station there
of ice coffee coffee which I haven't seen for years.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Is it like I've seen them around? Is it like
a zap from back in the day Jasonly coffee flavored?
Is it that sort of song?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's very similar, actually very similar. It's very sweet, well
it's not very sweet, it's very milky. It's just perfect
from when I'm coming into work. But now here's the thing.
I have this scene every time I eat dinner at home.
And I don't know if you fellows have the same experience.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You throw the plate against the wall and say what's
this ship?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
After that? After that, I genuinely and I don't know
what it is. Maybe I have a bit of diabetes.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You want a sweet treat?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I crave sweet food.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Everyone's like that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I say to my wife did you do it
at baking today? And she was like, no, I was
working all day? Why? Yeah, yeah, like three hours? You do?
You're soft. I won't say what she says after that, yeah,
And I go, okay, but just the other day, and
(06:14):
this is next level treat? Aren't Betty's sticky date steamed puddings?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Whose aunt Betty?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, that's the person that makes them. Now what they are.
They come in a little plastic container, a little from
just from the supermarket or something like that, and they're
very small, about the size of my fist, and a
little plastic cup, okay, and you rip the foil off
and then you microwave it for thirty seconds fells, and
then you tip it upside down into your little bowl there,
(06:47):
and all the caramel sauce oozes into the sponge. Then
a big big, you know, squishy squishy of cream.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Fresh measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
A glug glug would be better. Liquid liquid liquid, cold
liquid glug glug cream there with the stat with a sponge,
the caramel sauce.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It is, I swear.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
To God, the ultimate sweet treat of a winter's eu
And now I have them every night.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You know how to live, man, I'll give you that.
I mean, that sounds fair to me, but it's a
treat for you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I defy any human being to try one of those
and not absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm not surprised you like sticky date, to be fair,
because you're you're you're a sticky date expert.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah yeah, And And what I'm thinking is I'm hoping
that aren't betties aren't listening to this right now. I'm
thinking old hoody jays looking for a bit of a
plug and maybe getting sense. And that sounded weird, didn't it.
I don't want them to send me a whole box
of the bas or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I know you're worried about that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So good.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now you're worried about so good. I know you're worried
about that. So let's just say don't do it. If
they are listening, sure, it's just nipped that in the butts.
They don't do it. We're not after any sort of
free stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Actually, I might make a bit of it tonight at
home and put it on the little sticky date plug. Better,
a steady sticky date diy plug sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm selibrating at the thought, at the thought.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Coming up The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hodak Oasis.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Go easy on keysy Habbo it is too so feel
free to text on three four eight three. He's feeling
a bit green around the girls. Ain't your keys?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, don't. I've told you guys, I actually feel great.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
That's not possible, Keys.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I'm just a slightly delayed. My brain isn't working at
one hundred percent capacity. It's probably at about eighty five.
But that's more than enough for the show last night.
Myself and pugsn and the rest of the Hdaky team.
We're actually at the Supreme Pie Awards. Of course it
has been and PI July. This is always the whole.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I wasn't there either, Actually, Maggie don't know that I
was invited.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Actually anyway, you guys both invited and you both said
you were busy. All right, so we've had it. We
had a great night and there's you know, free beers
and stuff and nice meal and blah blah. What three courses?
First course was taco.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Second course it's peasant food.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Second course an enchilada ah ah. And the third course
was like a chocolate pudding.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Thing would be so filthy if I went for a
free meal and I got given that peasant food.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Jas it was. It was an interesting night because the
whole Hukarcky team was together. We were I wasn't there, No, well,
you know the team, I said, oh, not the Hidaky individuals.
We arrived there, there's a big group of people out
the front Pugsun was in toe Pugs and we get
there and turns out here's an r s v P.
(10:00):
He didn't r s VP. There was no name tag
there for him, he didn't have a seat at the table.
But it was a young a young female was the
one handing out the badgers, and so she was like,
don't worry, don't worry, we'll make sure we can see you.
Seats him next to her. So she goes and crosses
out a name tag, puts Pugs on the name tag,
gives it to him and go, oh, you'll be sitting
next to me by right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
(10:22):
that's how the night started.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I was like, here we go, yeah yeah, and then
what you just scaled eight beers?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
We just keep this on Pugsun if we could. Mike,
So he's sitting over there, and it turns out he's
up at the front with the organizers and he's sitting
up there with her, and then he came over. He's like, look,
I feel a bit uncomfortable. She's, you know, been quite forwardedly.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Pugs.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah yeah, what can I just because if he missed
the sart of the show, Pak son was wearing a
vinyl jacket with a sort of open neck shirt and
a scorpiore medall.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And he's not a hero guy, but he's not worse suit.
But he drawing on these little kils on his chest
was a vivid and on anybody else would look ludicrous.
On it looked great.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It was.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It was like it was quite dim.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And he's walking with a swagger too. He's really swinging.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Then, yeah, yeah, he was. He was tripotting his way
over at the piewards and so he comes over to me.
He's like, look, can I sit next to you there?
Because it was a spear seat, it was Jason's seat,
and he comes next to me. That's fine. So he
sits next to me the whole time, just as I say,
inundated by young females coming up asking what pies he
thought was his favorite, and you know, like strike but yeah,
(11:27):
and you know, trying to and like dropping hints like
do you want to ask my number or my snapchat?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, and he was just sort of not having a
bar of it. But it was one of those ones
where he was he's a gentleman. Well he's a gentleman,
but he was also playing what is it treating me?
Keeping keen? He was doing oh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, bad boy.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah. And to be honest, so I don't remember much
of the pie.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
And he was wearing you were saying, he's wearing the
spilled speed dealer of sunglasses inside as well.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, they came out at about eight, the speed dealers
came out. It wasn't your regular speed dealers. It was
the kind you'd see Olympians doing the cycling wearing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
When did he start blowing the Connie balloons? Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That was that was just after the Supreme winner was annow.
Oh okay, yeah he was. There's only one way to
celebrate that, I know. Yeah, that's Connie balloons. Yeah, and
then he blew up a whole lot of it.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That's that's It's a big move from Pogson as well.
And then you know, going up in the Supreme Award
when it goes up onto the stage and he's just
up there just throwing out Connie is like it's a
lollly scramble, that's right.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, And like some people was you know, memory about
how it was stealing the thunder.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And oh yeah, but he does it in such a
smooth sort of a way.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Can I ask your casey just at the end of
the night, did you see him leave or what was
the story there?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Did he Well? That was the weird thing. I thought
we were going to go home together asn't shearing uber
split an uber. But I went to go and he
was nowhere to be found. It was really weird.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh. Good on him, man, I mean he works hard.
He deserves it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It's working pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Last night sounds like easy work.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, he's looking pretty shad today, tell you that much.
Good on your puck son, your legend.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
There's a button bird on anbird tune?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Whoedikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Kesey Incuban's there on the radio. Hold key Big Show
this Thursday evening. Good a mate, good a mate, good
a Keysy. Hey, I was at the gym today and
I had a little bit of extra time, so I
went and had a sauna. Nice been a while, man,
I love a sauna. Yeah, so do I Actually how
long do you stand?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
There?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
A minimum ten? And as you go on you can
sort of do longer and longer. Right, But the problem
with public saunas is there's other people in there. Yes,
I went in there and there's a couple of fellers
there deep in a chat and one of them was
saying things and the other guy was answering him, but
not it didn't have anything to do with what the
last guy said, right, So everybody else was enjoying that.
(13:55):
And then one of the guys, the guy came in
and sat down next to me, and he had a phone.
He had his phone in there. Well, I can't even
have a sauna without the phone, now, I was like,
that's the next level man, Yeah, not being able to
take your phone out of there. I've been in a
sauna once before. A guy had his phone in there
and his wife called him, right, and he answered the phone.
He talked to his wife in a relaxing sauna and
(14:16):
a whipped environment. Yeah, And I was just thinking to myself,
that's that's pretty heavy judy addiction, Yes, I think. But
I'm just hoping that I don't get to that level
with my phone because I think I'm going to start
dialing that back many Yeah. But yeah, it is a
weird thing. I've had a few weird I think people
(14:38):
that are attracted to saunas are often weird, Yes, because
if you're in a sauna, you're far more likely to
have a weird experience, like alidy J. If you were
going into the sauna, you would be having a weird experience.
I reckon you'd have eight weird experiences in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I agree. Yeah, Well, the last time I was in
a sauna, I had a weird experience to you that time.
That was the dude's doing the big hoyke on the
hot stone, spitting on the stone and I could hear
it sizzling.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Because you're literally the amount of weird things that happened
to you is like you're in a sauna at all times.
Your whole life is a sauna, which explains why it's
always so sweaty.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yes, and it's.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
A bug of that my gym doesn't actually have a sauna.
I'm genuinely gutted about that.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You should put a sauna in at your place.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Maybe maybe actually, are you.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
A sauna guy, CAZy? I know that you used to
go to a sauna at your joy, but I kept
on telling you to put on a shirt because you
burnt meat petties were just putting everyone.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Else this whole, this whole yarn. Better not have been
leading up to that joke. For the record, No, I
don't like saunas. I think they're weird. I'm a hot
tub guy. I can stand a hot tub for hours.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, yeah, you see that.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's like we've talked about this before, the whole bath thing.
I love the idea of a bath. I just I
get in a bath. I last about two minutes and
then I'm like too hot and I have to get
out in cold water. Having said that, having said that,
in a sauna, can go fifteen twenty half an hour, right,
because I like the the dry sweet, the dry you know,
(16:07):
the dripping it out feels good.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah right yeah. So why do you hop the sawner?
Is it like a recovery thing saw?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It's good for sawing ache and muscles and for talking
to weirdos and looking at freak shows with burnt meat
petty nips.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
So good.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Ah, we haven't been doing as much burnt meat petty
nip chad of late, have we. You've got to bring
that back.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I think it's probably more of a summer thing when
they come out, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Are you sure you want to bring it back? You're
the one that has the petties, you know, and Jase
as well. The chance of two of you on the
same show having them, it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
My meat petties are pretty pink keasy.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It was like wag, you wag, talking heads man, there's
a chune.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's wago.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
By the way, was.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Key Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Big.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio hoed Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fellers. I've got a bit of a confession to make.
It's about twenty twenty four and something I experienced this
year which I'm yet to sort of find anything that
has matched it. Oh yeah, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, So when you watch me and Madam, you saw
that acting performance and you thought maybe you shouldn't pursue
a career in acting.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, after seeing you in a lighthearted comedy, Well they're
sure that. Yep, that's that's definitely one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Have you taken on a third lover?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, it's definitely not that third love. I've only got
one love.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And your wife and actually your fourth flave because he's
that dude in christ.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a joke from two years ago. All right, I'm
very good friends with the dude from Christ each No. No,
the confession I have to make is Saturday night, I
went up for a romantic dinner with my wife. No,
my wife, ma have have. We went to quite a
fancy restaurant. We had a voucher to spin, so we
could really let our hair down.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
That's how I know that you've gone so were nice. Yeah,
you're up to your eyeballs and vouchers one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If I don't have a voucher, I'm going to places
that I like, which are very much middle of the road,
not too fancy. So this is the kind of place
where it was seven courses and for example, one course
came out and it was a torti leaning one, one
piece of pasta and a cup with some duck gravy
on it. And it was fine, right, But it was
seven courses that was It was pretty And I realized afterwards,
(01:38):
and after spending three hundred dollars for two of us
most vouchers, yeah, I realized that the best thing I've
eaten all year was the hot dog I ate in
the car park of the Caxton at Magic Round at
four o'clock in the morning. In the afternoon, we were there,
you know, in the durry area, there was like a
(01:58):
sausage sizzle place that was disgusting place it was, it was,
it was great, but I smashed that and I bought
it for nine dollars Australia, and I was like, this
is a rip off, first of all.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But unfortunately, Keezy. You know, there's a few things that
affect what is the best tasting thing in the world,
and there is there is a diagram where the quality
of the food has to cross over with how steamed
you are. Right, so given how steamed you were, of
course of that that sausage was going to be the
onummiest thing you've ever had. Of course, now Jase was there,
I ate the same thing, was not steamed at all
(02:31):
and said it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But that's what Jase does though anything I like, he
says his crap.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, but I recall also it was a very nude
looking sausage.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It was just one big, spicy glizzy dog and it
was amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It was just foul and disgusting. Yeah, and I know
the restaurant you were talking about. I went there, very nice, man,
this is can I just say I didn't have a
voucher either.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
And to be fear Jace, you said it was nice
before Keysy went and I did wonder because you'd said
it was nice before keys where the keys were coming
here today? And pooh pooh, Yeah, restaurant, and I'm sorry
to see that happen.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, I mean just because I like that doesn't mean
he has to poop.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You see what I'm saying, that the constant pooh poohing.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I would never stoop so low as just to bag
something because one of your poo poets o poop poo
the hell out of it. It was delicious restaurant, right,
but the amount we had to spend. Everyone was in
dinner jackets except for me. Yeah, I was the only guy.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You and your warrior ship.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, it wasn't a warrior ship. I was wearing Zippelin
T shirt, though I felt very under dressed. And the
amount I spent compared to the enjoyment. I would rather
have a nine dollar giant sausage in the car park
and a hotel and a box of four X or
whatever the hell we were drinking over there.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Responsibly, you've had your fear share of mess of sausages
and car parks.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What the urdarchy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Kesey Red Hot Chili hold a big show Tuesday afternoon.
The time there's four fifty one fellas, I think I
have an issue with addiction. You've been working with me
for a little while now, and you know I'm prone
to certain things.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It durries for a start, that's a big one, is
this addiction chat, Yes, it is. As a former smoker.
I've noticed how much you smoke.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's one day and he's a former smoker. Is there
anything worse than a reform smoker? So there's the durries.
I don't know if you guys will remember this, but
I went through a bit of a phase with the
old cheese balls.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, remember that, I do. And then you had those
yellow fingers for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah. And then one morning I woke up in the position,
in the fetal position on the couch, just covered and
cheese dust and twenty bags of cheeseballs, empty cheese balls.
I've got to knock this basket on the head, knowing
how I am, you know what I'm saying. And then
I and maybe this is a bit more secretive and
you won't be aware of this. I went through a
(05:05):
Nippy's ice coffee addiction, which I'm still battling with, to
be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Which is the small little cartons you can get sort
of at the dairy or at the gas station there
of ice coffee coffee which I haven't seen for years.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Is it like I've seen them around? Is it like
a zap from back in the day Jasonly coffee flavored?
Is it that sort of song?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's very similar, actually very similar. It's very sweet, well
it's not very sweet, it's very milky. It's just perfect
from when I'm coming into work. But now here's the thing.
I have this scene every time I eat dinner at home.
And I don't know if you fellows have the same experience.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You throw the plate against the wall and say what's
this ship?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
After that? After that, I genuinely and I don't know
what it is. Maybe I have a bit of diabetes.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You want a sweet treat?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I crave sweet food.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Everyone's like that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And I say to my wife did you do it
at baking today? And she was like, no, I was
working all day? Why? Yeah, yeah, like three hours? You do?
You're soft. I won't say what she says after that, yeah,
And I go, okay, but just the other day, and
(06:14):
this is next level treat? Aren't Betty's sticky date steamed puddings?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Whose aunt Betty?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, that's the person that makes them. Now what they are.
They come in a little plastic container, a little from
just from the supermarket or something like that, and they're
very small, about the size of my fist, and a
little plastic cup, okay, and you rip the foil off
and then you microwave it for thirty seconds fells, and
then you tip it upside down into your little bowl there,
(06:47):
and all the caramel sauce oozes into the sponge. Then
a big big, you know, squishy squishy of cream.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Fresh measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
A glug glug would be better. Liquid liquid liquid, cold
liquid glug glug cream there with the stat with a sponge,
the caramel sauce.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It is, I swear.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
To God, the ultimate sweet treat of a winter's eu
And now I have them every night.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You know how to live, man, I'll give you that.
I mean, that sounds fair to me, but it's a
treat for you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I defy any human being to try one of those
and not absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm not surprised you like sticky date, to be fair,
because you're you're you're a sticky date expert.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah yeah, And And what I'm thinking is I'm hoping
that aren't betties aren't listening to this right now. I'm
thinking old hoody jays looking for a bit of a
plug and maybe getting sense. And that sounded weird, didn't it.
I don't want them to send me a whole box
of the bas or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I know you're worried about that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So good.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now you're worried about so good. I know you're worried
about that. So let's just say don't do it. If
they are listening, sure, it's just nipped that in the butts.
They don't do it. We're not after any sort of
free stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Actually, I might make a bit of it tonight at
home and put it on the little sticky date plug. Better,
a steady sticky date diy plug sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm selibrating at the thought, at the thought.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Coming up The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hodak Oasis.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Go easy on keysy Habbo it is too so feel
free to text on three four eight three. He's feeling
a bit green around the girls. Ain't your keys?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, don't. I've told you guys, I actually feel great.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
That's not possible, Keys.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I'm just a slightly delayed. My brain isn't working at
one hundred percent capacity. It's probably at about eighty five.
But that's more than enough for the show last night.
Myself and pugsn and the rest of the Hdaky team.
We're actually at the Supreme Pie Awards. Of course it
has been and PI July. This is always the whole.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I wasn't there either, Actually, Maggie don't know that I
was invited.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Actually anyway, you guys both invited and you both said
you were busy. All right, so we've had it. We
had a great night and there's you know, free beers
and stuff and nice meal and blah blah. What three courses?
First course was taco.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Second course it's peasant food.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Second course an enchilada ah ah. And the third course
was like a chocolate pudding.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Thing would be so filthy if I went for a
free meal and I got given that peasant food.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Jas it was. It was an interesting night because the
whole Hukarcky team was together. We were I wasn't there, No, well,
you know the team, I said, oh, not the Hidaky individuals.
We arrived there, there's a big group of people out
the front Pugsun was in toe Pugs and we get
there and turns out here's an r s v P.
(10:00):
He didn't r s VP. There was no name tag
there for him, he didn't have a seat at the table.
But it was a young a young female was the
one handing out the badgers, and so she was like,
don't worry, don't worry, we'll make sure we can see you.
Seats him next to her. So she goes and crosses
out a name tag, puts Pugs on the name tag,
gives it to him and go, oh, you'll be sitting
next to me by right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
(10:22):
that's how the night started.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I was like, here we go, yeah yeah, and then
what you just scaled eight beers?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
We just keep this on Pugsun if we could. Mike,
So he's sitting over there, and it turns out he's
up at the front with the organizers and he's sitting
up there with her, and then he came over. He's like, look,
I feel a bit uncomfortable. She's, you know, been quite forwardedly.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Pugs.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah yeah, what can I just because if he missed
the sart of the show, Pak son was wearing a
vinyl jacket with a sort of open neck shirt and
a scorpiore medall.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And he's not a hero guy, but he's not worse suit.
But he drawing on these little kils on his chest
was a vivid and on anybody else would look ludicrous.
On it looked great.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It was.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It was like it was quite dim.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And he's walking with a swagger too. He's really swinging.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Then, yeah, yeah, he was. He was tripotting his way
over at the piewards and so he comes over to me.
He's like, look, can I sit next to you there?
Because it was a spear seat, it was Jason's seat,
and he comes next to me. That's fine. So he
sits next to me the whole time, just as I say,
inundated by young females coming up asking what pies he
thought was his favorite, and you know, like strike but yeah,
(11:27):
and you know, trying to and like dropping hints like
do you want to ask my number or my snapchat?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, and he was just sort of not having a
bar of it. But it was one of those ones
where he was he's a gentleman. Well he's a gentleman,
but he was also playing what is it treating me?
Keeping keen? He was doing oh.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, bad boy.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah. And to be honest, so I don't remember much
of the pie.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
And he was wearing you were saying, he's wearing the
spilled speed dealer of sunglasses inside as well.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, they came out at about eight, the speed dealers
came out. It wasn't your regular speed dealers. It was
the kind you'd see Olympians doing the cycling wearing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
When did he start blowing the Connie balloons? Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
That was that was just after the Supreme winner was annow.
Oh okay, yeah he was. There's only one way to
celebrate that, I know. Yeah, that's Connie balloons. Yeah, and
then he blew up a whole lot of it.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
That's that's It's a big move from Pogson as well.
And then you know, going up in the Supreme Award
when it goes up onto the stage and he's just
up there just throwing out Connie is like it's a
lollly scramble, that's right.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, And like some people was you know, memory about
how it was stealing the thunder.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And oh yeah, but he does it in such a
smooth sort of a way.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Can I ask your casey just at the end of
the night, did you see him leave or what was
the story there?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Did he Well? That was the weird thing. I thought
we were going to go home together asn't shearing uber
split an uber. But I went to go and he
was nowhere to be found. It was really weird.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh. Good on him, man, I mean he works hard.
He deserves it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It's working pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Last night sounds like easy work.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, he's looking pretty shad today, tell you that much.
Good on your puck son, your legend.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
There's a button bird on anbird tune?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Whoedikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Kesey Incuban's there on the radio. Hold key Big Show
this Thursday evening. Good a mate, good a mate, good
a Keysy. Hey, I was at the gym today and
I had a little bit of extra time, so I
went and had a sauna. Nice been a while, man,
I love a sauna. Yeah, so do I Actually how
long do you stand?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
There?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
A minimum ten? And as you go on you can
sort of do longer and longer. Right, But the problem
with public saunas is there's other people in there. Yes,
I went in there and there's a couple of fellers
there deep in a chat and one of them was
saying things and the other guy was answering him, but
not it didn't have anything to do with what the
last guy said, right, So everybody else was enjoying that.
(13:55):
And then one of the guys, the guy came in
and sat down next to me, and he had a phone.
He had his phone in there. Well, I can't even
have a sauna without the phone, now, I was like,
that's the next level man, Yeah, not being able to
take your phone out of there. I've been in a
sauna once before. A guy had his phone in there
and his wife called him, right, and he answered the phone.
He talked to his wife in a relaxing sauna and
(14:16):
a whipped environment. Yeah, And I was just thinking to myself,
that's that's pretty heavy judy addiction, Yes, I think. But
I'm just hoping that I don't get to that level
with my phone because I think I'm going to start
dialing that back many Yeah. But yeah, it is a
weird thing. I've had a few weird I think people
(14:38):
that are attracted to saunas are often weird, Yes, because
if you're in a sauna, you're far more likely to
have a weird experience, like alidy J. If you were
going into the sauna, you would be having a weird experience.
I reckon you'd have eight weird experiences in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I agree. Yeah, Well, the last time I was in
a sauna, I had a weird experience to you that time.
That was the dude's doing the big hoyke on the
hot stone, spitting on the stone and I could hear
it sizzling.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Because you're literally the amount of weird things that happened
to you is like you're in a sauna at all times.
Your whole life is a sauna, which explains why it's
always so sweaty.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yes, and it's.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
A bug of that my gym doesn't actually have a sauna.
I'm genuinely gutted about that.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You should put a sauna in at your place.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Maybe maybe actually, are you.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
A sauna guy, CAZy? I know that you used to
go to a sauna at your joy, but I kept
on telling you to put on a shirt because you
burnt meat petties were just putting everyone.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Else this whole, this whole yarn. Better not have been
leading up to that joke. For the record, No, I
don't like saunas. I think they're weird. I'm a hot
tub guy. I can stand a hot tub for hours.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, yeah, you see that.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's like we've talked about this before, the whole bath thing.
I love the idea of a bath. I just I
get in a bath. I last about two minutes and
then I'm like too hot and I have to get
out in cold water. Having said that, having said that,
in a sauna, can go fifteen twenty half an hour, right,
because I like the the dry sweet, the dry you know,
(16:07):
the dripping it out feels good.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah right yeah. So why do you hop the sawner?
Is it like a recovery thing saw?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It's good for sawing ache and muscles and for talking
to weirdos and looking at freak shows with burnt meat
petty nips.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
So good.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Ah, we haven't been doing as much burnt meat petty
nip chad of late, have we. You've got to bring
that back.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I think it's probably more of a summer thing when
they come out, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Are you sure you want to bring it back? You're
the one that has the petties, you know, and Jase
as well. The chance of two of you on the
same show having them, it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
My meat petties are pretty pink keasy.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It was like wag, you wag, talking heads man, there's
a chune.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's wago.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
By the way, was.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Key Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
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