October 13, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's bonus bits from the last week, there's advice, we bring back the bib and we plan for Fiji.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Iggy Pomp There on the Radio Hoedarchy Big Show this
Monday evening.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Absolutely at gmail dot com in touch with the field.
It's a really email address. Do reach out. Meet Penningham
sixty nine at gmail dot com. And if we read
it on the show, you get a fifty dollars reburg avouch.
It is anonymous and today this one comes in from anonymous.
Yeah man, gooday, feelers, I'm after some advice from you,
(00:36):
three wise gentlemen. My dad has recently been made redundant,
three years off of retirement. He's still in between whether
he will find work or not. But at the moment
he's just at home doing the bare minimum in terms
of work around the home.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, bagbone.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Now he lives with my mum, who works long, ten
hour plus days constantly. She is a backbone early childhood teacher,
super hard work. And my father's unemployed. We'll still let
my mum cook dinners most nights of the week. How
can I get through to him that he's being useless?
He is a boomer. It's hard to get.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Through to him.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
She is foul us And that's from anonymous.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, you keep your nose out of other people's relationships. Man,
So you reckon, just back off. But that's his dad
and his mum.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, he's your business. I feel like it's your relationship.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I feel like it is the business.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, there's a.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Complaint about you know what's going on. Is the mum
complaining probably, well, we don't know. Well, she probably doesn't
complain because she's used to it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
The other side point is if she's not complaining about it,
you keep your beak out of other people's relationships.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Even your parents, I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No, he's definitely stick your beacon it, but I think
you should keep your beaky out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You're always going to stick your beacon, yeah, but it
is none of your business, so you should keep your
beaky out of it. Right, But you are always going
to stick your beacon it because it's your mum and dad,
because you want, But it's none of your business.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And what's he like as a cook? Yeah, you know
it could be terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
He could learn he's got all day.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, you get home after a hard day's yeacka
and he's got some burnt sauces and something. Well, this
is your complaint, and some lumpy, bloody potato.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes speaking, you know, you can order some like a
Hello Fresh or something, or like my food bag or
something and he could learn to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
One hundred percent. He's in the wrong.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He should even one or twice a week even to
start things off.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Would that be too much to ask? And the guy
does nothing?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Then this is the thing too.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know, it's a difficult time when your bad age
and your retire people often find themselves very lost.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I don't know what to do with themselves.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Just sit on the couch all day. Yeah, and watch
a bit of Netflix melancholic. It's Monday itis, but it's
every every day. It's terminal terminal Monday artists.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Wow, Because if that was me, I'd have a word
to my mum and be like, hey, does it annoy
you that dad does nothing? Yes, because my mom would
be like, oh, no.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's fine, Well why are you asking you? Then no?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
But then I'd be like, ah, but seriously though, just
between you and me, and then you should break up
with him.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
What you should break.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love them, though, nah is no good for you.
Get rid of them. He's not making your dinner.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, one hundred percent, that's what I do. But my dad, luckily,
he cooks all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What I would do is probably go around there and
make dinner for my mum every night after work.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh yeah, right, so you I would.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Set an example for my father. You know, that's a
lovely idea.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
You could go around and you could take your father
under your wing there and you said, hey, Dad, tonight
you're going to learn how to make you know, beef Wellington.
And so one day a week, Dad's making beef Wellington's.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right, He's not going out foraging for wild mushrooms for
those beef Wellingtons or anything like that. That's why I
thought you were going down there.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, they could do, but maybe being supportive rather than
shouting at someone who's not feeling good about himself but
having lost his purpose, you know, three years out from
retirement or two years out from retirement, or get your
mum to divorce hi because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The Whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky Zeipplin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening, Fellas,
I got a problem. You know, I'm one of those
sort of personalities. I've got the sort of personality that
when I like something, I get into it big time.
You know, like your daries for example, I'll smoke those
bastards like your booze back in the day, golf, golf,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Chips, yes, stealing chips, stealing chips, you know what.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I mean, Just any something.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
If I like some of it and that feels good
to me, I indulge in it in a lot. And
I feel a bit vulnerable about admitting this on the radio.
But one of the things that's sort of got a
grip on me now is I'm really enjoying my pegging.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes, yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Do you mean, You're like pegging? Yeah, like pegging, pigging.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I never thought it would be something that I'd be into,
but actually it turns out it's right up my alley,
you know what I mean. And it's just the sort
of thing I love because you know, I'm a bit tightfisted.
I don't like, you know, giving away money, Willy Nelly.
I don't like paying for stuff for our other fellers.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
You'll pay for pigging.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
One of the things I'll pay for pegging. Yeah. But
one of the things that I hate most of all
is food wastage.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Connection here, And so you have a packet of crackers,
mogie crackers, you know, you hunt me and parmas scream creggers,
and you'll eat four or five of lad you'll eat
your saladas or like solada four or five crackers, four
or five crackers, right, yes, And then in the past
I just put them back in the pantry.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Would I seal them off? No, I wouldn't. And then
a couple of days there, well, I feel like a
solada and this stale mogi. And then my wife came.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Across these great things, these like sort of metal pigs
that you can put on food to sort of clamp
them down and prevent them from.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Going like a clothes pig. But you're just using them
on food, I hope, not a special food pig that
you've bought for Well.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Funnily enough, I ran out of these special food pigs
and started using clothes pigs, and they weren't just as well.
And that's when I realized they had a problem Fellers.
I was looking in my pantry today and I kid
you not, there's about fifteen things in my pantry that
have got pigs on them right right, And I've created
because you know how I hate secondhand food. In my
fridge there's plates and plates are leftovers.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Does my head? Do I eat them?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And now I've created the same situation in my pantry
where everything's pegged and for some reason I never eat them.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You know what you could do if you run out
of space in your pantry, what's that is hang them
on the clothes line.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
So you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You could peg them all on the clothesline and then
you go out there, spin it around. You've got a
little selection of food.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh that's nice, freeze up some space in your pantry.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Actually, that gives me a great idea, Keisy, because I
could put them on my clothes horse, put in the
lounge here, and that way I probably eat more of them,
you know what I mean, Because I'll be sitting there
on the couch looking at my clothes horse. Go look
at all that pig food there. I should eat that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
The whole Iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Ike both No More there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Wednesday evening, Our Fellows.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know if you recall this.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I think it was last week where Peasy stumbled upon
a potentially good idea and.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That was the man bib was three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was a three weeks god time going class, doesn't
it when you had such a great time?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But I want I wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To revisit that because I was sitting at home last
night eating my dinner. Bento bowl was really good, man,
I was really impressed with it. My wife, well, I
prepped all the chicken and all the stuff, and she
just shoved it all on there.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Right, Okay it was it a bento bowl?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah? It was in a bowl.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, okay, all right, not a box.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But anyway, to get to my point, and I was
sitting there watching TV and I finished my man and
I looked down, and this happens all the time, and
you've talked about it too, Mogi. I was covered in
food filth all over my chest and I thought to myself,
for God's sake, and then I remembered Kesey's idea of
the man bib. And I think, you know, if we
(08:30):
were to make you know, like backbone bibs.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I understand that it's a kind of humiliating thing for
a man to wear, But I wonder if we can
get past that with men and look at the purely
practical implications of it, so that you know, you can
put your man bib on, you can eat your burgers,
your reburgers and saucers and stuff going everywhere, and save
(08:53):
yourself getting stains all over your lovely sweater and or
T shirt.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Well, the obvious thing to do, of course, will be
talked to talk to me and say can you stop
eating like animals?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You could do that.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
It's in the first instance. Now obviously that's not gonna work. Nah,
So I think you could be onto something.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Also, I just like to say it was never called
a man bird. It was always a UNI six bird.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's just for blokes, all of it from this, My
wife does she's a shocker?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Is she?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay? Well, I mean, okay, we can make it Uni six.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But my my predominant, my predominant feeling is that it's
a man ishes And you know, and I was thinking
to myself, Jesus, if I was wearing a bed last night,
I just whipped it off my shirt beautifully clean, you know,
And I buy a new sweatshirt, for example.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then I eat my dinner and then I lock
down and.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
There's stains that rebelieva.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
It will never come out. And I do it every
single time. To me.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Last night, the wife went out for a for a walk, yes,
and I was in bed.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I was reading.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I was reading a script actually, and I thought, oh,
I'll just go and get myself a massive bowl of popcorn.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah. So I'm lying with.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
My head crooked up against the bed head there, just
shove it and I'm just jamming it in there.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I'll take you the trick that I do, Audiges.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yes, I take my shirt off and I just let
all the popcorn kernels and all the bits and pieces,
all the debris and the refuse just sort of settle
all over my chest. And then once I'm done, I
sort of scoot over the edge of the bed. I
stand up quickly, and I just myself down and brush
it down onto the floor and then I go back
to bed.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The only consent I'd have with that is if I
were to do that, it would just congregate my massive bush.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
The interesting thing about the man bird, or the unisex
berbers I'm calling it is it is actually a thing overseas.
In some Chinese restaurants, you know, especially having really spicy
chili oily oil is the thing that ruins you close.
It is because it can't get it out right, they
will give you a disposable bib.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
So we didn't normalize the problem is, even if I
handle it home, I wouldn't put it on.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I wouldn't because you look hot right when your wife
comes home and you're eating popcorn and beards.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I don't care look to my wife.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ah the hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Ich Queen there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this
Tuesday evening. If you don't mind, fellows, I'd like to
call a show meeting, show meet, show me.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The meeting show meeting is now in progress.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm just trying to figure out some of the edmund
around our upcoming trip to Fiji, which can I just
point out as pretty.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Much a week away sweet eight sleep next Friday.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
When you listen to the Big show. We'll be doing
it live from Fiji. Bloody exciting, You're really exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Exciting for us, not for it won't.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Make a difference. They could give two ships.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think they'll be jealous, you know, and that's what
we want.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, we want them to be jealous. Okay, now can
I just.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Because I'm not sure about this, I just want to
clarify it. We've all got our.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Own rooms, right, I'm not sure my understanding is not.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I talked to Toddy and he said that the vibe
was that given we get to go to Fiji, that
we should be happy that we get to go at
all sharing room.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yes, So originally what was going to happen was it
was just going to be us broadcasting, and then we
decided to give give it away to a couple of listeners.
And so the two rooms that because we had four
rooms for the four of us and Pugs and now
we've got two rooms to split between us, and then
the winners each get a room.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
They get a roommate because they're winners. So we've got
two between four. Is that what you said?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Between four?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Basically?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, well why don't you Keezy, Mogi and Pugs have
the one room and.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because right, how do you figure that?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well, I just because you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Guys are going to go hard and I like a
bit of quiet time, a bit of time to read
my poetry and reflect.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
And so forth.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So it just seems like it was because you guys
are going to be a massive party mode.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
That's why I need to come back and have a
room where I know nobody's going to be snoring. Because
I'm sleeping with those guys, They're going to be like me,
snoring like a bar so absolutely hammered. Pugs doesn't I'm
wandering around nude, you know, So I need to be
able to come. So I prefer that it was just
me and you jas because I tell you what I'm
in boy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Okay, because Jason, you don't snore, do you?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't snore perfect perfect like you do.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Snare, but just shocking, shockingly bed.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
But but Jase doesn't, like he's not hitting at hard,
so he doesn't messively need his sleep, So that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, I will hang on.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
My concern with Moggie sharing the room with me is
he's going to be leaving as Darry's just lying around
willy nilly, and I don't know that I can resist that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Kind of temptation. I'm believe in you, man, So maybe Pugs.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And I I'll just leave the cat and then my no,
I don't want to know where you're going to leave it.
He's doing you a favor, jays Man like, yeah, same
you having to find them. I don't need to sneak
in them because I'm worried that you're going to sneak.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well, I'm just worried they're gonna leave them long So
million pegs, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, No, it's going to be you Andmogi because he
was shockingly bad, shocking and shockingly bad. And you don't
need as much sleep because you're not going hard.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, because you're sort of up in the middle of
the night with your ankle issues and hopping around if yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're up at five o'clock having a coffee and then
you'll be hooking into the darts by then.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
At three o'clock you'll probably wake up and think, shit's
old mug.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
He's got those singing sitting over there and might not
going to one of those masters.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, all lock it in, good show meeting Jason.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio
Hdarky
The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Iggy Pomp There on the Radio Hoedarchy Big Show this
Monday evening.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Absolutely at gmail dot com in touch with the field.
It's a really email address. Do reach out. Meet Penningham
sixty nine at gmail dot com. And if we read
it on the show, you get a fifty dollars reburg avouch.
It is anonymous and today this one comes in from anonymous.
Yeah man, gooday, feelers, I'm after some advice from you,
(00:36):
three wise gentlemen. My dad has recently been made redundant,
three years off of retirement. He's still in between whether
he will find work or not. But at the moment
he's just at home doing the bare minimum in terms
of work around the home.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, bagbone.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Now he lives with my mum, who works long, ten
hour plus days constantly. She is a backbone early childhood teacher,
super hard work. And my father's unemployed. We'll still let
my mum cook dinners most nights of the week. How
can I get through to him that he's being useless?
He is a boomer. It's hard to get.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Through to him.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
She is foul us And that's from anonymous.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, you keep your nose out of other people's relationships. Man,
So you reckon, just back off. But that's his dad
and his mum.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, he's your business. I feel like it's your relationship.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I feel like it is the business.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, there's a.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Complaint about you know what's going on. Is the mum
complaining probably, well, we don't know. Well, she probably doesn't
complain because she's used to it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
The other side point is if she's not complaining about it,
you keep your beak out of other people's relationships.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Even your parents, I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No, he's definitely stick your beacon it, but I think
you should keep your beaky out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You're always going to stick your beacon, yeah, but it
is none of your business, so you should keep your
beaky out of it. Right, But you are always going
to stick your beacon it because it's your mum and dad,
because you want, But it's none of your business.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And what's he like as a cook? Yeah, you know
it could be terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
He could learn he's got all day.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, you get home after a hard day's yeacka
and he's got some burnt sauces and something. Well, this
is your complaint, and some lumpy, bloody potato.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes speaking, you know, you can order some like a
Hello Fresh or something, or like my food bag or
something and he could learn to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
One hundred percent. He's in the wrong.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He should even one or twice a week even to
start things off.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Would that be too much to ask? And the guy
does nothing?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Then this is the thing too.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know, it's a difficult time when your bad age
and your retire people often find themselves very lost.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I don't know what to do with themselves.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Just sit on the couch all day. Yeah, and watch
a bit of Netflix melancholic. It's Monday itis, but it's
every every day. It's terminal terminal Monday artists.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Wow, Because if that was me, I'd have a word
to my mum and be like, hey, does it annoy
you that dad does nothing? Yes, because my mom would
be like, oh, no.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's fine, Well why are you asking you? Then no?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
But then I'd be like, ah, but seriously though, just
between you and me, and then you should break up
with him.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
What you should break.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love them, though, nah is no good for you.
Get rid of them. He's not making your dinner.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, one hundred percent, that's what I do. But my dad, luckily,
he cooks all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What I would do is probably go around there and
make dinner for my mum every night after work.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh yeah, right, so you I would.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Set an example for my father. You know, that's a
lovely idea.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
You could go around and you could take your father
under your wing there and you said, hey, Dad, tonight
you're going to learn how to make you know, beef Wellington.
And so one day a week, Dad's making beef Wellington's.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right, He's not going out foraging for wild mushrooms for
those beef Wellingtons or anything like that. That's why I
thought you were going down there.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, they could do, but maybe being supportive rather than
shouting at someone who's not feeling good about himself but
having lost his purpose, you know, three years out from
retirement or two years out from retirement, or get your
mum to divorce hi because he's a loser.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The Whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky Zeipplin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening, Fellas,
I got a problem. You know, I'm one of those
sort of personalities. I've got the sort of personality that
when I like something, I get into it big time.
You know, like your daries for example, I'll smoke those
bastards like your booze back in the day, golf, golf,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Chips, yes, stealing chips, stealing chips, you know what.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I mean, Just any something.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
If I like some of it and that feels good
to me, I indulge in it in a lot. And
I feel a bit vulnerable about admitting this on the radio.
But one of the things that's sort of got a
grip on me now is I'm really enjoying my pegging.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes, yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Do you mean, You're like pegging? Yeah, like pegging, pigging.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I never thought it would be something that I'd be into,
but actually it turns out it's right up my alley,
you know what I mean. And it's just the sort
of thing I love because you know, I'm a bit tightfisted.
I don't like, you know, giving away money, Willy Nelly.
I don't like paying for stuff for our other fellers.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
You'll pay for pigging.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
One of the things I'll pay for pegging. Yeah. But
one of the things that I hate most of all
is food wastage.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Connection here, And so you have a packet of crackers,
mogie crackers, you know, you hunt me and parmas scream creggers,
and you'll eat four or five of lad you'll eat
your saladas or like solada four or five crackers, four
or five crackers, right, yes, And then in the past
I just put them back in the pantry.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Would I seal them off? No, I wouldn't. And then
a couple of days there, well, I feel like a
solada and this stale mogi. And then my wife came.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Across these great things, these like sort of metal pigs
that you can put on food to sort of clamp
them down and prevent them from.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Going like a clothes pig. But you're just using them
on food, I hope, not a special food pig that
you've bought for Well.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Funnily enough, I ran out of these special food pigs
and started using clothes pigs, and they weren't just as well.
And that's when I realized they had a problem Fellers.
I was looking in my pantry today and I kid
you not, there's about fifteen things in my pantry that
have got pigs on them right right, And I've created
because you know how I hate secondhand food. In my
fridge there's plates and plates are leftovers.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Does my head? Do I eat them?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And now I've created the same situation in my pantry
where everything's pegged and for some reason I never eat them.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You know what you could do if you run out
of space in your pantry, what's that is hang them
on the clothes line.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
So you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You could peg them all on the clothesline and then
you go out there, spin it around. You've got a
little selection of food.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh that's nice, freeze up some space in your pantry.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Actually, that gives me a great idea, Keisy, because I
could put them on my clothes horse, put in the
lounge here, and that way I probably eat more of them,
you know what I mean, Because I'll be sitting there
on the couch looking at my clothes horse. Go look
at all that pig food there. I should eat that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
The whole Iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Ike both No More there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Wednesday evening, Our Fellows.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know if you recall this.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I think it was last week where Peasy stumbled upon
a potentially good idea and.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That was the man bib was three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was a three weeks god time going class, doesn't
it when you had such a great time?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But I want I wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To revisit that because I was sitting at home last
night eating my dinner. Bento bowl was really good, man,
I was really impressed with it. My wife, well, I
prepped all the chicken and all the stuff, and she
just shoved it all on there.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Right, Okay it was it a bento bowl?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah? It was in a bowl.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, okay, all right, not a box.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But anyway, to get to my point, and I was
sitting there watching TV and I finished my man and
I looked down, and this happens all the time, and
you've talked about it too, Mogi. I was covered in
food filth all over my chest and I thought to myself,
for God's sake, and then I remembered Kesey's idea of
the man bib. And I think, you know, if we
(08:30):
were to make you know, like backbone bibs.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I understand that it's a kind of humiliating thing for
a man to wear, But I wonder if we can
get past that with men and look at the purely
practical implications of it, so that you know, you can
put your man bib on, you can eat your burgers,
your reburgers and saucers and stuff going everywhere, and save
(08:53):
yourself getting stains all over your lovely sweater and or
T shirt.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Well, the obvious thing to do, of course, will be
talked to talk to me and say can you stop
eating like animals?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You could do that.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
It's in the first instance. Now obviously that's not gonna work. Nah,
So I think you could be onto something.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Also, I just like to say it was never called
a man bird. It was always a UNI six bird.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's just for blokes, all of it from this, My
wife does she's a shocker?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Is she?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay? Well, I mean, okay, we can make it Uni six.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But my my predominant, my predominant feeling is that it's
a man ishes And you know, and I was thinking
to myself, Jesus, if I was wearing a bed last night,
I just whipped it off my shirt beautifully clean, you know,
And I buy a new sweatshirt, for example.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then I eat my dinner and then I lock
down and.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
There's stains that rebelieva.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
It will never come out. And I do it every
single time. To me.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Last night, the wife went out for a for a walk, yes,
and I was in bed.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I was reading.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I was reading a script actually, and I thought, oh,
I'll just go and get myself a massive bowl of popcorn.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah. So I'm lying with.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
My head crooked up against the bed head there, just
shove it and I'm just jamming it in there.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I'll take you the trick that I do, Audiges.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yes, I take my shirt off and I just let
all the popcorn kernels and all the bits and pieces,
all the debris and the refuse just sort of settle
all over my chest. And then once I'm done, I
sort of scoot over the edge of the bed. I
stand up quickly, and I just myself down and brush
it down onto the floor and then I go back
to bed.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The only consent I'd have with that is if I
were to do that, it would just congregate my massive bush.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
The interesting thing about the man bird, or the unisex
berbers I'm calling it is it is actually a thing overseas.
In some Chinese restaurants, you know, especially having really spicy
chili oily oil is the thing that ruins you close.
It is because it can't get it out right, they
will give you a disposable bib.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
So we didn't normalize the problem is, even if I
handle it home, I wouldn't put it on.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I wouldn't because you look hot right when your wife
comes home and you're eating popcorn and beards.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I don't care look to my wife.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ah the hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Ich Queen there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this
Tuesday evening. If you don't mind, fellows, I'd like to
call a show meeting, show meet, show me.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The meeting show meeting is now in progress.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm just trying to figure out some of the edmund
around our upcoming trip to Fiji, which can I just
point out as pretty.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Much a week away sweet eight sleep next Friday.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
When you listen to the Big show. We'll be doing
it live from Fiji. Bloody exciting, You're really exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Exciting for us, not for it won't.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Make a difference. They could give two ships.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think they'll be jealous, you know, and that's what
we want.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, we want them to be jealous. Okay, now can
I just.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Because I'm not sure about this, I just want to
clarify it. We've all got our.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Own rooms, right, I'm not sure my understanding is not.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I talked to Toddy and he said that the vibe
was that given we get to go to Fiji, that
we should be happy that we get to go at
all sharing room.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yes, So originally what was going to happen was it
was just going to be us broadcasting, and then we
decided to give give it away to a couple of listeners.
And so the two rooms that because we had four
rooms for the four of us and Pugs and now
we've got two rooms to split between us, and then
the winners each get a room.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
They get a roommate because they're winners. So we've got
two between four. Is that what you said?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Between four?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Basically?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, well why don't you Keezy, Mogi and Pugs have
the one room and.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because right, how do you figure that?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well, I just because you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Guys are going to go hard and I like a
bit of quiet time, a bit of time to read
my poetry and reflect.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
And so forth.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So it just seems like it was because you guys
are going to be a massive party mode.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
That's why I need to come back and have a
room where I know nobody's going to be snoring. Because
I'm sleeping with those guys, They're going to be like me,
snoring like a bar so absolutely hammered. Pugs doesn't I'm
wandering around nude, you know, So I need to be
able to come. So I prefer that it was just
me and you jas because I tell you what I'm
in boy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Okay, because Jason, you don't snore, do you?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't snore perfect perfect like you do.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Snare, but just shocking, shockingly bed.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
But but Jase doesn't, like he's not hitting at hard,
so he doesn't messively need his sleep, So that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, I will hang on.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
My concern with Moggie sharing the room with me is
he's going to be leaving as Darry's just lying around
willy nilly, and I don't know that I can resist that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Kind of temptation. I'm believe in you, man, So maybe Pugs.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And I I'll just leave the cat and then my no,
I don't want to know where you're going to leave it.
He's doing you a favor, jays Man like, yeah, same
you having to find them. I don't need to sneak
in them because I'm worried that you're going to sneak.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well, I'm just worried they're gonna leave them long So
million pegs, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, No, it's going to be you Andmogi because he
was shockingly bad, shocking and shockingly bad. And you don't
need as much sleep because you're not going hard.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, because you're sort of up in the middle of
the night with your ankle issues and hopping around if yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're up at five o'clock having a coffee and then
you'll be hooking into the darts by then.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
At three o'clock you'll probably wake up and think, shit's
old mug.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
He's got those singing sitting over there and might not
going to one of those masters.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, all lock it in, good show meeting Jason.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
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