September 6, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now many
people think, of course, that the first of September signals
the start of spring.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Not so no.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it's the twenty first of the around that
time that spring officially starts. But we've had some crazy
wearether fellls, and we've been talking about how you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Deal with it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, because I didn't realize, but I made a mistake
when because it was super windy in Auckland, Yes, and
I closed up my house tight, all the windows, all
the doors garaged or everything closed up. And that's how
I dealt with the wind. And it worked because my
house is totally fine this time this time luckily, Yeah, luckily.
But what I didn't realize was that you're supposed to
do with you did Jace, which has open all the
(00:49):
windows and doors and let the wind pass through and
the rain and the rain, and they only had a
minimal damage on your house, didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It so well? Yeah, we ruined all the carpets and
the floors, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But as I say, the the essential skeleton of the
house will remained.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
It's a few windows out as well.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
A few windows it actually blew them right off.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, so it didn't just break the glass, It actually
took the whole window out, the hinges.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
And everything, the hinges, the frame and if.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You tax here on three four eighty three, I thought
the windy wind was from Hoidy j breathing through his honker.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's good stuff. Actually that's not funny jokes. I don't
think that's funny, man um.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He says as he what sucks as massive bigod gdular.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Snot, that's not what just happened. Man, Come on, bro,
no one heard that fells. I coped by having a
massive feed of reburger. This person near backing you up, Jas,
you're one hundred percent correct. Your house needs to breathe. Yes,
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Realize the house needed to breathe.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I don't think he realized, actually, Kesy, how close he
came to death favor the weekend?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah right, well yeah, I'll never make that mistake again.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
No, don't you simply mausn't for me, Jay, So I
went with a different way of securing the house. This
time around, I thought I try something else, because of
course there is that famous saying batten down the hatches.
Have you heard of that keysing?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
It wasn't that like a ship thing?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
It's nautical. Yeah, that's right, it's nautical. So that's what
I did. I batten down the hatches. Now, obviously I
don't have hatches and on a house, but I've got
windows and doors, et cetera. So I just went round.
Luckily my wife and Dora, my wife had.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Left me again, yeah, right for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, And so I just went around and just nailed
all the windows shut. So nailed all the windows shut,
all the doors, put some boards up over the windows
as well, nailed all those downscrewed those down as well,
the French doors, the whole lot.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Just nailed everything shut.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Right, which was good because what you don't want, Jason,
is what you've got.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I know you're handy, so you can put the windows
back up when you get them back from the neighbors joint,
Whereas I'm not as good as that because I've got
a little bit on at the moment. Yeah, so i'd
rather just I thought i'd try and batten down the
hatches and just see how we went right?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And then so you bettened up all the windows, all doors,
and then how did you get inside?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That was the thing? Yeah, I was stuck outside. So
in the end I had to chain myself to our trampoline.
It was a freaky, freaky experience.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Fly away last time.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
It did fly away this time because I don't know
if you know, but that was the windiest wind we've
had in a long.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Time and the raneest rain.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
And we're sort of over by the harbor bridge there,
and so we caught one of the great thermals that's
gone up there sort of at Saint Mary's Bay there,
and I was at probably six seven hundred meters and terrifying.
Hell of a you got us? Aren't we lucky to
live in Tummocky Makoto.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
But Jesus absolutely put the ships up me.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, we're not with a trampoline sort of attached here,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
How did you what happened? How did you land safely?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
It wasn't safely so much as I landed on my
back were not my back but the back of the trampoline.
In the in the harbor, oh right, yeah, and I
got picked up by the Wahiki ferry.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh wow, thankfully, Yeah, far out.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So you still maintain that those two options are better
ways to sort of prepare your house than what I did.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, obviously the mistake that I made, yeah, was not
chaining the trampoline to a fence or something.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yes, that was my era.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Talking heads there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty seven. I tell
you what, fellows, I am fizzing for next year now, yeah,
can you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Send that to me? By the way, Mogi, no worries, mate, Yeah. Yeah.
The itinery from a Europe trip.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
If you've just joined us, Mogan, I've just made a
week long itinery for Jase to go on holiday to
Europe next year. If you miss it, you can always
check out the Best of the Big Show podcast, which
comes out every day. Another thing I'd love to have
a sort of a it involves you, Jason, a practice run,
that is you using a new yarn music. So yesterday
(05:04):
on the show we chose the new end of show music.
So just before seven o'clock you'll hear the new song.
We all voted on it, and this is how we'll
close out the show.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Which is cool.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You know, that's a great little in it. It's bloody good.
And also, Jase, just because you know, we love your yarns.
Whenever you're telling a yarn. We had two songs to
choose between, so you can have this underneath it, which
I do quite like.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Or do you remember what that's from? Mogi? This kind
of feels like era man, no, no idea.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You also got this one. So what I was thinking
is do you want to tell a yarn? Do you
want to just spin a yarn? A classic Hoidy j
one and then I'll just bring in the music.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, yeah, sure, just have a maybe I was thinking
that first one.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Maybe?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh yeah, okay, that well, I sort of feel like
we should sitting there and you should just be talking, Jason,
and then as the you know, the reality of what
the story is reveals itself, then that will mean we'll
either play this song or this song fall into one
of the.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So do you want to
launch into a yarn?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Sure? Tell you what feels you're a cool.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Of course, last weekend, my wife and I finally baited
the bullet weave the garden. Oh yes, you know we
we both actually hate the gardening side of things, you know.
And and as a consequence, everything got out of control
and it made it even worse.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Do you know.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I was talking to some of your neighbors and they
refer to you as the Twits.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That's a great book, by the way, I'd be stoked.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Roll the Twits, you know, sort of got that overground here,
you know, dementia.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So and listen to him.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
And then what happened in the garden.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And then I said to my wife, because it's so overwhelming,
It's like, when did we even begin? And I said, hey,
hang about I've got an idea and she went, oh, yes, darling.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And I said, how about just for one hour, just
for one hour, we concentrate on this little section of garden, yeah,
and get just shiver it out, put it all in
the bin there.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'll check it down the back and see how we go.
Just for one hour.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're right, did you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We sure did.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Did you use any power tools or anything?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
No, there were no power tools.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It was all just human power feelings right, and we
were amazed, actually, we were stunned by how much actually
we cleared out in one hour. Can I be honest
with your feelings, Just as a little aside here, it's.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Probably about an hour twenty an hour thirty yeah, right,
so technically it wasn't just one hour.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Did anything go wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh, you'll recall actually that I said to my wife,
you know that we've got a gate down the side
of the house there, Yeah, and we haven't used that
gate and it was not lie for ten years.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
We haven't opened that gate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
And you've got to remember that this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Gate's got been covered in bush. Yeah, So we got
rid of all the bush bugging me. If the bust
isn't all rusted up, Jase, yeah, that you aren't ruled
this great.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio hodaking.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
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our Wednesday evening five thirty eight, we have.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
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Speaker 5 (09:08):
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Speaker 4 (09:09):
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(09:31):
you Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And I think we're doing it every Friday this month. Fellers,
how good.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
It is awesome and don't forget Jason.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Actually just quickly to make your deck great with trade
tested Fellers.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I got a bone to pick?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Whoa, I got a bone A bit.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Today before the show. Was a little bit peckish, so
I went over to the sushi store. Oh yeah, they
do a little bit of a discount over there, Fellers.
I bought a selection of meats on sticks, shoe my pork,
schue may scenario delicious bastard, A couple of spring rolls,
A yum.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
What are they carry rolls or spring rolls? Because they're different.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I think they're a bit Curryosh, to be honest, if
you're nice and that a spring roll, Yes, I don't
like a spring roll. Brought them back, he offered them
around old packs. He was hoing into the bastards like
nobody's business. Very generous, Hoidy j scoffing them back. You
bet yeah, oh, Keysy said no. Keysey wasn't interested. I
just had just eaten Yeah yeah, so tucked into it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We round.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
About fifteen minutes later, old Hoydy Jizbot comes into the office.
He smuggled in another packet of chips from the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
He's stolen another bag. Yeah, okay, so my hands are cleaner.
I haven't stolen a bag in a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
What a des graceful lie. What a disgraceful lie? Does
it anyway? I could carry on with your your little
story there?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Does he offer anyone else to.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Do?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You see what I'm saying, Man, if that was true, Jason,
I'm not saying that hypothetically, yea pathetically pathetically? What would
you say about that?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What I would say is this, on previous occasions where
it has been true that I have stolen chips from
the ACC.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Okay, so yesterday, to my experience, has been every time,
not once or twice, but every time, Old two fist
Mogi needs no invitation to hoe into seid stolen chips.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And so therefore, were it say to have happened today,
which it didn't, it is just my expectation that Mogi
would would come. He would naturally too fest out and
walk away and put us eat up on the desk
there and shove them in his gob.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Do you think that's come about? His way of doing
it has come about because of your I don't know,
aversion to offering and sharing.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I always offer.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What I've noticed is because of hypothetically this is this
is what I've noticed because of two fest Mogi. Now
Pugsign's doing it. Because what happens is you create a
situation whereby everyone thinks Mogi is going to dive in there,
three quarters of the packet are going to go in
(12:34):
one go, so I've got to dive in. So now
I've got a scenario where old Pug Sun and Studio
B is also two festing it.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Right, So I've got four.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Fests happening here, and I ended up sucking up the
chips in the corners of the bag remaining hypothetically hypothetic.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
That was real specific for hypothetical. Oh that's good man,
I'm glad you're not.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
The only reason, of course I double fist is because
you're such a hummery with those chips. I can't get
in there. So I take my one opportunity. I take
as many as I can get, and then it seems
to me coming back. But it's good to know that
the doors always were open for old Mogi over there.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Certainly Man the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio
Hold Iky.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. Now, I came across a phrase today which
I've never heard before, and it's just it's called a
stag bag.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, it's something I've invented. I just rhymed, right, and
I'm going on a stag doing. I always take my
bag with me carry on, and there's always certain things
I'd put in a stag bag for whenever I'm going
on a staggy Because big weekend, obviously, you want to
make sure that you're really making the most of it
by being prepared. I've got pugs to find me some
some heavy like sort of cool rock and roll stag music.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
So hang on, Yeah, can.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I just ask there's a stag bag the same as
a fanny peck.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It can be a fanny peck, although my stag bag
needs to be like a over the shoulder bag.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
They might take on an air like to the gym
or something.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So you're going to a stag do with a fanny peck.
It's not what I say.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
All right, fellows, the first thing you need in your
stag bag, I'm ask right, because you're going to be
sharing a bedroom with some blokes who are steam They're
gonna be snoring.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, curtains are probably gonna be shit, light's gonna be flooding,
and you need a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'd be more concerned in terms of the snoring. With
a snoz like yours and you've had a few beersies.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'll tell you what would be a nice touch is
if you've got some ear plugs for everybody else in
the house.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah, funny you say that, Mike. Okay, next thing on
the list ear plugs. I've got a whole jar of
them just in case I make a strike up a
good relationship with cause of some of the fellows in
my room. And I say, fewls, do you want some earplugs?
Because I might snore, although with this little honker probably not.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
You'd barely be able to hear.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It if you cleaned your ears since the last.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Time, remember what I had really do? We did an
hearing test and yeah, that's right, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Sleepy drops, oh, sleepy drops, because you need your sleep
on a staggy.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
It's very sleep focused.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Rock and roll happening here.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I've also got a little zip lock bag with sleepy
tea in it. But just because they quite often don't
have it at the airbnb.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
They never do.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
No, they never do.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Did your wife pack man?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No power bank out? And about you're gonna be doing
stuff and your phone might die. Your phone might be
playing tunes, you might be doing all sorts of videos.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Yes, take a power bank with you and charge it up.
In this case, Jase, that could go in a fenny peck.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
You need to make sure that your phone's charged because
you want to be able to trick where your wife's
sat while you're away.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, and I was also going to say.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean, why are you on your phone? You're doing
a stag doo.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I'm not doing a stack. I'm in part yeah, but
like you get your phone out for all sorts, Jase.
I mean, you haven't been on Mini so you wouldn't chapstick.
It's quite windy the other going down south, it's cold
and you don't want wind burn.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Not because I'm kissing boys. No, that's not why I
need to. Actually, I'll get rid of that moisturizer because
you don't want to let you know you've been on
the purse. You feel like terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
About a leader of it. Bat.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I'm gonna get rid of that as well.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Anti hestamines because I wake up a day after drinking,
I get the sneezes.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Remember, yeah, what I mean, we have a every second
day we remember.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm gonna take my laptop and a wireless mouse down,
just because sometimes you're like, you just want to get away.
You've been on the purse with the Feilers. You just
want to get away. I've got a few games downloads.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I just want to go.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Play a game of my own for an hour, but
quiet time, then back into the action. Settlers of Katan
the board game.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
You ever played? That goes great? And then lastly, four
thousand dollars worth of cocaine. What do you reckon? Fellas?
Sounds good? What the Hierarchy?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Big Show weekdays from four on radio hadarchy,
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now many
people think, of course, that the first of September signals
the start of spring.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Not so no.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it's the twenty first of the around that
time that spring officially starts. But we've had some crazy
wearether fellls, and we've been talking about how you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Deal with it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, because I didn't realize, but I made a mistake
when because it was super windy in Auckland, Yes, and
I closed up my house tight, all the windows, all
the doors garaged or everything closed up. And that's how
I dealt with the wind. And it worked because my
house is totally fine this time this time luckily, Yeah, luckily.
But what I didn't realize was that you're supposed to
do with you did Jace, which has open all the
(00:49):
windows and doors and let the wind pass through and
the rain and the rain, and they only had a
minimal damage on your house, didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It so well? Yeah, we ruined all the carpets and
the floors, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But as I say, the the essential skeleton of the
house will remained.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
It's a few windows out as well.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
A few windows it actually blew them right off.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, so it didn't just break the glass, It actually
took the whole window out, the hinges.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
And everything, the hinges, the frame and if.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
You tax here on three four eighty three, I thought
the windy wind was from Hoidy j breathing through his honker.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's good stuff. Actually that's not funny jokes. I don't
think that's funny, man um.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He says as he what sucks as massive bigod gdular.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Snot, that's not what just happened. Man, Come on, bro,
no one heard that fells. I coped by having a
massive feed of reburger. This person near backing you up, Jas,
you're one hundred percent correct. Your house needs to breathe. Yes,
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Realize the house needed to breathe.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I don't think he realized, actually, Kesy, how close he
came to death favor the weekend?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah right, well yeah, I'll never make that mistake again.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
No, don't you simply mausn't for me, Jay, So I
went with a different way of securing the house. This
time around, I thought I try something else, because of
course there is that famous saying batten down the hatches.
Have you heard of that keysing?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
It wasn't that like a ship thing?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
It's nautical. Yeah, that's right, it's nautical. So that's what
I did. I batten down the hatches. Now, obviously I
don't have hatches and on a house, but I've got
windows and doors, et cetera. So I just went round.
Luckily my wife and Dora, my wife had.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Left me again, yeah, right for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, And so I just went around and just nailed
all the windows shut. So nailed all the windows shut,
all the doors, put some boards up over the windows
as well, nailed all those downscrewed those down as well,
the French doors, the whole lot.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Just nailed everything shut.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Right, which was good because what you don't want, Jason,
is what you've got.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Now.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I know you're handy, so you can put the windows
back up when you get them back from the neighbors joint,
Whereas I'm not as good as that because I've got
a little bit on at the moment. Yeah, so i'd
rather just I thought i'd try and batten down the
hatches and just see how we went right?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And then so you bettened up all the windows, all doors,
and then how did you get inside?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That was the thing? Yeah, I was stuck outside. So
in the end I had to chain myself to our trampoline.
It was a freaky, freaky experience.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Fly away last time.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
It did fly away this time because I don't know
if you know, but that was the windiest wind we've
had in a long.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Time and the raneest rain.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
And we're sort of over by the harbor bridge there,
and so we caught one of the great thermals that's
gone up there sort of at Saint Mary's Bay there,
and I was at probably six seven hundred meters and terrifying.
Hell of a you got us? Aren't we lucky to
live in Tummocky Makoto.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
But Jesus absolutely put the ships up me.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, we're not with a trampoline sort of attached here,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
How did you what happened? How did you land safely?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
It wasn't safely so much as I landed on my
back were not my back but the back of the trampoline.
In the in the harbor, oh right, yeah, and I
got picked up by the Wahiki ferry.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh wow, thankfully, Yeah, far out.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So you still maintain that those two options are better
ways to sort of prepare your house than what I did.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, obviously the mistake that I made, yeah, was not
chaining the trampoline to a fence or something.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yes, that was my era.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Talking heads there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty seven. I tell
you what, fellows, I am fizzing for next year now, yeah,
can you.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Send that to me? By the way, Mogi, no worries, mate, Yeah. Yeah.
The itinery from a Europe trip.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
If you've just joined us, Mogan, I've just made a
week long itinery for Jase to go on holiday to
Europe next year. If you miss it, you can always
check out the Best of the Big Show podcast, which
comes out every day. Another thing I'd love to have
a sort of a it involves you, Jason, a practice run,
that is you using a new yarn music. So yesterday
(05:04):
on the show we chose the new end of show music.
So just before seven o'clock you'll hear the new song.
We all voted on it, and this is how we'll
close out the show.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Which is cool.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You know, that's a great little in it. It's bloody good.
And also, Jase, just because you know, we love your yarns.
Whenever you're telling a yarn. We had two songs to
choose between, so you can have this underneath it, which
I do quite like.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Or do you remember what that's from? Mogi? This kind
of feels like era man, no, no idea.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You also got this one. So what I was thinking
is do you want to tell a yarn? Do you
want to just spin a yarn? A classic Hoidy j
one and then I'll just bring in the music.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, yeah, sure, just have a maybe I was thinking
that first one.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Maybe?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh yeah, okay, that well, I sort of feel like
we should sitting there and you should just be talking, Jason,
and then as the you know, the reality of what
the story is reveals itself, then that will mean we'll
either play this song or this song fall into one
of the.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So do you want to
launch into a yarn?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Sure? Tell you what feels you're a cool.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Of course, last weekend, my wife and I finally baited
the bullet weave the garden. Oh yes, you know we
we both actually hate the gardening side of things, you know.
And and as a consequence, everything got out of control
and it made it even worse.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Do you know.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I was talking to some of your neighbors and they
refer to you as the Twits.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That's a great book, by the way, I'd be stoked.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Roll the Twits, you know, sort of got that overground here,
you know, dementia.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So and listen to him.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
And then what happened in the garden.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And then I said to my wife, because it's so overwhelming,
It's like, when did we even begin? And I said, hey,
hang about I've got an idea and she went, oh, yes, darling.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And I said, how about just for one hour, just
for one hour, we concentrate on this little section of garden, yeah,
and get just shiver it out, put it all in
the bin there.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'll check it down the back and see how we go.
Just for one hour.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're right, did you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
We sure did.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Did you use any power tools or anything?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
No, there were no power tools.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It was all just human power feelings right, and we
were amazed, actually, we were stunned by how much actually
we cleared out in one hour. Can I be honest
with your feelings, Just as a little aside here, it's.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Probably about an hour twenty an hour thirty yeah, right,
so technically it wasn't just one hour.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Did anything go wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh, you'll recall actually that I said to my wife,
you know that we've got a gate down the side
of the house there, Yeah, and we haven't used that
gate and it was not lie for ten years.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
We haven't opened that gate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
And you've got to remember that this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Gate's got been covered in bush. Yeah, So we got
rid of all the bush bugging me. If the bust
isn't all rusted up, Jase, yeah, that you aren't ruled
this great.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio hodaking.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The cult there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
our Wednesday evening five thirty eight, we have.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
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Speaker 5 (09:08):
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Speaker 4 (09:09):
So good, that is great trade tests and do all
sorts of stuff outdoor stuff for your deck. If you
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(09:31):
you Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And I think we're doing it every Friday this month. Fellers,
how good.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
It is awesome and don't forget Jason.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Actually just quickly to make your deck great with trade
tested Fellers.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I got a bone to pick?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Whoa, I got a bone A bit.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Today before the show. Was a little bit peckish, so
I went over to the sushi store. Oh yeah, they
do a little bit of a discount over there, Fellers.
I bought a selection of meats on sticks, shoe my pork,
schue may scenario delicious bastard, A couple of spring rolls,
A yum.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
What are they carry rolls or spring rolls? Because they're different.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I think they're a bit Curryosh, to be honest, if
you're nice and that a spring roll, Yes, I don't
like a spring roll. Brought them back, he offered them
around old packs. He was hoing into the bastards like
nobody's business. Very generous, Hoidy j scoffing them back. You
bet yeah, oh, Keysy said no. Keysey wasn't interested. I
just had just eaten Yeah yeah, so tucked into it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
We round.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
About fifteen minutes later, old Hoydy Jizbot comes into the office.
He smuggled in another packet of chips from the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
He's stolen another bag. Yeah, okay, so my hands are cleaner.
I haven't stolen a bag in a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
What a des graceful lie. What a disgraceful lie? Does
it anyway? I could carry on with your your little
story there?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Does he offer anyone else to.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Do?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You see what I'm saying, Man, if that was true, Jason,
I'm not saying that hypothetically, yea pathetically pathetically? What would
you say about that?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What I would say is this, on previous occasions where
it has been true that I have stolen chips from
the ACC.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Okay, so yesterday, to my experience, has been every time,
not once or twice, but every time, Old two fist
Mogi needs no invitation to hoe into seid stolen chips.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And so therefore, were it say to have happened today,
which it didn't, it is just my expectation that Mogi
would would come. He would naturally too fest out and
walk away and put us eat up on the desk
there and shove them in his gob.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Do you think that's come about? His way of doing
it has come about because of your I don't know,
aversion to offering and sharing.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I always offer.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What I've noticed is because of hypothetically this is this
is what I've noticed because of two fest Mogi. Now
Pugsign's doing it. Because what happens is you create a
situation whereby everyone thinks Mogi is going to dive in there,
three quarters of the packet are going to go in
(12:34):
one go, so I've got to dive in. So now
I've got a scenario where old Pug Sun and Studio
B is also two festing it.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Right, So I've got four.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Fests happening here, and I ended up sucking up the
chips in the corners of the bag remaining hypothetically hypothetic.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
That was real specific for hypothetical. Oh that's good man,
I'm glad you're not.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
The only reason, of course I double fist is because
you're such a hummery with those chips. I can't get
in there. So I take my one opportunity. I take
as many as I can get, and then it seems
to me coming back. But it's good to know that
the doors always were open for old Mogi over there.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Certainly Man the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio
Hold Iky.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. Now, I came across a phrase today which
I've never heard before, and it's just it's called a
stag bag.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, it's something I've invented. I just rhymed, right, and
I'm going on a stag doing. I always take my
bag with me carry on, and there's always certain things
I'd put in a stag bag for whenever I'm going
on a staggy Because big weekend, obviously, you want to
make sure that you're really making the most of it
by being prepared. I've got pugs to find me some
some heavy like sort of cool rock and roll stag music.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
So hang on, Yeah, can.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I just ask there's a stag bag the same as
a fanny peck.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It can be a fanny peck, although my stag bag
needs to be like a over the shoulder bag.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
They might take on an air like to the gym
or something.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So you're going to a stag do with a fanny peck.
It's not what I say.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
All right, fellows, the first thing you need in your
stag bag, I'm ask right, because you're going to be
sharing a bedroom with some blokes who are steam They're
gonna be snoring.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, curtains are probably gonna be shit, light's gonna be flooding,
and you need a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'd be more concerned in terms of the snoring. With
a snoz like yours and you've had a few beersies.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'll tell you what would be a nice touch is
if you've got some ear plugs for everybody else in
the house.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah, funny you say that, Mike. Okay, next thing on
the list ear plugs. I've got a whole jar of
them just in case I make a strike up a
good relationship with cause of some of the fellows in
my room. And I say, fewls, do you want some earplugs?
Because I might snore, although with this little honker probably not.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
You'd barely be able to hear.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It if you cleaned your ears since the last.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Time, remember what I had really do? We did an
hearing test and yeah, that's right, that's funny.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Sleepy drops, oh, sleepy drops, because you need your sleep
on a staggy.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
It's very sleep focused.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Rock and roll happening here.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I've also got a little zip lock bag with sleepy
tea in it. But just because they quite often don't
have it at the airbnb.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
They never do.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
No, they never do.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Did your wife pack man?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No power bank out? And about you're gonna be doing
stuff and your phone might die. Your phone might be
playing tunes, you might be doing all sorts of videos.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Yes, take a power bank with you and charge it up.
In this case, Jase, that could go in a fenny peck.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
You need to make sure that your phone's charged because
you want to be able to trick where your wife's
sat while you're away.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, and I was also going to say.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean, why are you on your phone? You're doing
a stag doo.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I'm not doing a stack. I'm in part yeah, but
like you get your phone out for all sorts, Jase.
I mean, you haven't been on Mini so you wouldn't chapstick.
It's quite windy the other going down south, it's cold
and you don't want wind burn.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Not because I'm kissing boys. No, that's not why I
need to. Actually, I'll get rid of that moisturizer because
you don't want to let you know you've been on
the purse. You feel like terrible.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
About a leader of it. Bat.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I'm gonna get rid of that as well.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Anti hestamines because I wake up a day after drinking,
I get the sneezes.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Remember, yeah, what I mean, we have a every second
day we remember.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm gonna take my laptop and a wireless mouse down,
just because sometimes you're like, you just want to get away.
You've been on the purse with the Feilers. You just
want to get away. I've got a few games downloads.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I just want to go.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Play a game of my own for an hour, but
quiet time, then back into the action. Settlers of Katan
the board game.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
You ever played? That goes great? And then lastly, four
thousand dollars worth of cocaine. What do you reckon? Fellas?
Sounds good? What the Hierarchy?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Big Show weekdays from four on radio hadarchy,
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