November 16, 2024 • 18 mins
On today's bonus bits from this week, we read your thoughts on weeing in the shower and Jason Hoyte loses his dignity several times. It's all you'd ever need from a poddy.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is indeed the Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is exactly twenty three minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey fellers.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Later on this evening, we will be doing a staple
of the Big Show, which is What's for Tea New Zealand. Yeah,
and I've been doing some thinking around the segment. I
want it to be as polished and as professional as
it can possibly be. It's a segment where I read
out text that you guys have seent in on three
four eight three telling us what you're having for dinner,
and we give out toy prize packs. Yeah, with this
in mind, I'm going to start collating a list right now. Okay,
(00:36):
so if you're listening, you want a toy prize pack?
What are you having for dinner? Sent it through on
three four eight three. And it's going to be the
slightest version of the segment we've ever done because I've
had some feedback that maybe it's been a bit rough
of roughest gutss later.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right, yeah, Yeah, because I was going to say, it
seems very early for you to be doing it now, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, no, that's right, and so it's like we'll start
the ball rolling now by the time six o'clock comes around.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Holy cow, sure it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I just don't you to be inundated with too many choices,
because you're right, it has been an absolute disaster.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, is this here, I'm reading about Jason yoga fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're a caall. This is a classic Hardy J.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm afraid, much to my embarrassment, You'll recall about three
months ago, Mogi, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Signed up to a yoga app.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do you recall I remember that, man, you said to me,
you'll do it twice and then forget about it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And let me just say you were bang on. You were.
You were absolutely pin point perfect there.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So when you signed up to it, I remember you
had to pay for it, So you had to pay
the download the app.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, so I was on Inster.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, you served it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was one of those ads and I thought that
looks that looks good. Yeah, change, I thought, Hardy J.
So I went up there and I and they got
a specialized program for me, and I signed up and
it was fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And that's not.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Bad, right, there's just okay, it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was fifteen dollars a month. Mogie.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Fast forward three months later, right, and my wife, my bath,
is going through our credit card statement and she says
to me, on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
She says, she sees, she sees.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
She says, who j what's this because we had there's
been some dodgy dealings going on Uber again, but that's
another matter.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We'll getrow a little bit tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And my wife said to me, quite seriously, what's this
yoga thing on our statement? And I said, oh, I
joined I signed up for a yoga thingy.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And she's thinking, oh, like a class.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well you know, well, you know they give you a specialized.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Program, specialized what catered to you and your needs to
me and my needs, right, And I said, oh, it's
just a yoga app I signed up for so I
can do yoga every day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I didn't tell her, of course, that I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Doing it at all, no, and she said seventy bucks
a month, yeah, And I went, what what do you mean?
Seventy bucks a month?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So I think you're going to switch?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I did.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
At the time, I was just sanitizing it for radio
there kasy so I went into the statement there, so
it was thirty nine to ninety nine US.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Dollars fifteen. I have no idea where it came from.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So for the last three months I've been paying seventy
bucks a month for an app.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't even.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Use yogat for Yeah, the interesting thing, can.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I be really really honest here? It was cheer yoga. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When you're doing on a chair, that's the laziest for
you over there.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, well you're basically sitting most of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Because this is reminiscent of which you're basically set most.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
This is of when Hoidy J. Remember we were down
I think it was in Tanhaky Even.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It was Wellington, Wellington Lucky over a year ago and
Hoidy J needed to scan a QR code, so instead
of using his camera which comes with one equipped, he
downloaded a QR code app, put his credit card details.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
In and that's one hundred and eighty dollars out. You'd
not like it was so.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Good, and that was annoying because that was meant to
be two ninety nine two dollars two dollars ninety and
they took one.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Hundred and eighty back. So I just want to.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Put a warning out there for people, just don't sign
up to the ship unless you really know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Clearly I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I still to my defense, in my defense, I still
don't know what happened there.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
No, in your defense, and this is your defense, you
still don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kissey News.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
There on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Hold you showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time it's twenty
five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We had the big pole today pole and the question
was we's in the shower? Yes or no? And we
have been showered with responses.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
We certainly have.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And just so people are aware of that, just joined
us MOGGI yes, Hoidy j only goes we's in the
shower nowhere else And I'm an occasional but.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Prefer not to da you prefer too? Your wife prefers you're.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Not to Yeah, yeah, no, I just know that she'd
be oh, that's gross, right, So I'm okay, fine, I
won't do it in the shower. That often has she
actually said there or you're anticipating that. I remember saying
that about five years ago. It really stuck with me,
you know, really resonated.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did he smelly wee jays?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Do you no?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like if you've had a Jase?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Only half of people in the world are affected by
asparagus weeeze.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
By the way, I'm not one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, interesting, why do you? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I do?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I have terrible asparagus.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, reaking look, lots of ticks on three four eight three.
So I've obviously really struck a chord here with New Zealand,
they say, and of course a reminder everyone that sticks
through in the drawer for a toy price pack, have
a morning wheeze, have a morning wheeze routine involving the shower.
That's from a female?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Literally every morning wheeze in the shower? I think the
only reason Keys he doesn't we in the shower is
because he exclusively sits down to we That's true, the
respect towards his you do the vagina thing, Jason?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
What is going on? Man? All right?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Hey feelers, I used to win the shower until I
heard that one. It's not good for your pelvic floor
until it trains your body to do wheeze whenever you
hear running water.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh now I like this. It's not good for your
pelvic floor. Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
So that also would mean that you can't You're saying
that I can't stand naked in the street while it's
raining and urinate because that's bad for my pelvic flour.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Because you love that, That would certainly explain that I do.
I'd be a female thing.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Which is interesting too from your perspective to Mogi, because
you don't like having an orgasm standing up, don't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, I know that's I'm in a world of.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Trouble a Fellers. I used to wear in the shower,
but stopped about two years ago. Wife still loves it, though,
so he still.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Sorry, easy, I blanked out there? What was that that wor?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I'll keep going, I'm a female. I pee in the shower,
nothing wrong with it, entirely healthy and.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Normal thing to do.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Defensive match, that's only that pro it can I also
make the point me me, it's always, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And the reason that I do wear in the shower
because I don't have a powerful stream no, and so
it tends to dribble down the leg a bit, so
I like to have running water.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, that's right, That to me makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Thanks, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You do have the stool in your shower, right, and
by still I mean the thing you sit on.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh yeah, and I've got the bars on the side.
But like when I'm wearing I hold onto the bars.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm not set.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah, because your league shake with your urinate, yes, which
is strange for someone of your age.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
How about this, it's cold beer and wing in the shower.
It's ace mate. I've had a shower beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've never combined the two though. That sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I've definitely done.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
There's pretty out of it, man, because you're drinking a
beer while Weeezer is coming in.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's like a water fountain. I've never done that. Well, look,
keep the test coming. We'll update the Hurdarky Big Pole
as we go along. You can actually have your official
say on the hdaky bis Instagram story. We will vote
there and then we will lock it in conclusively at
the end of the show, whether it's fine to do
it or not coming up next.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Fellas.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I know Jason you're my agent, but I've actually found
myself a bit of a gig. You would mind some
advice around from you guys.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Sure man, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The hd Aking Big Show with j Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Indeed Blind one a two.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
live from murdu Wai golf Course out here in West Auckland.
Beautiful seascape out there, just looking across the ocean there, fellows,
great stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We were just talking about the fact that in the
previous break there that Pugsun actually drove on to my
foot and the golf cart and then part there. That
wasn't the only humiliation I've had actually in the last
twenty four hours. You were a call of course that
I was going up for dinner with my in laws
last night.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh yeah, you were fuming about it.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
You said, you can't stand them.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And you see the only reason, you guys, because that
they often pay.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
For it because you like holding on to your cash,
because you're a tight word.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, I said all that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, as you know, I've been married to my
beautiful wife for twenty seven years.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Fellows.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You know, and the interesting thing is, I still don't
think her in laws like me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And actually, now that I think about it.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
The fact that I never offered a pay or anything
like that probably got something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
But I humiliated myself last night. We went to a
fantastic restaurant.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I don't know how you guys are with your
in laws, but I get quite tense.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I tend to sort of over talk and you know,
overcompensate because you know, I'm anxious and I just want
them to like me. And I can sort of see
the loathing and their eyes and I'm always fighting against that.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I mean, you're still trying to get them to like
you when you see That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
What about you, Maggie in law's all good?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yeah, I mean, they love me just just for who
I am. That's right, and the key is to not
try to But that's that's by the bye. I mean, Jace,
you've been trying to do this for twenty seven years
and you know you can't force it, I don't think,
but you've got to keep trying because you love your
wife so much.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Well, I mean, and the other thing is still very
well for you to say that keys, Yeah, I mean,
I mean you're you're attracted to your in laws, so
I mean my father in law. No, well, look I've
got no judgment on that.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You're just just saying on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You just mentioned casually.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Is this breaking news. No, it's not breaking news, but.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
It feels we're getting a little bit off.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I just want to So we went to this
lovely restaurant last night, right, and it was I guess
an Asian restaurant.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Oh god, hang on lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It was a fantastic restaurant called Ghost Street in the
center of town there and we and we ordered this
particular dish and in this dish it was chicken fire
sort of Sichuan chicken, and it came with a chicken
marinated chicken thighs.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Was the chicken thigh in it?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Some green beans and suffer. What was also in this
particular dish.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Were whole chilies.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, and about twenty to thirty of the baskets it
was just packed with these chilies. And my father in
law said, oh, do you think you're supposed to eat
these chillies? And I went, well, I mean there's about
twenty five or thirty of the bastards. I imagine you
are so old hod Hordy. Jay grabs this massive chili
and chucks it and his gob and starts chewing. Can
(12:12):
I first make the point that it was a dry chili,
so it wasn't even a moist chili.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So I'm chewing away.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
There, and all of a sudden it's burning like an
absolute bastard.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And within about five seconds of me chewing this chili, I.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Get the heck cups, I go purple, and my wife
sort of starts rubbing my back and going.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You, okay, you made it worse, Yeah, which makes it worse.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Anyone sort of starting, oh, you were right, Jay, She
had gone a bit purple there, and I'm like, yeah, no,
it's good, it's good. It's just a bit hotter than
I expected. And I was on fire. But what made
it worse was there was no napkins for me to
spit it out into, so I had to get my
little side dish there, and old Hoidy j regurgitatest it
(12:54):
this massive chili with craploads of saliva, and it was
really stretchy and sort of clinging. Morella like Mack Sorella
and put anyone was trying to be polite and just
look away, ah and did that.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It was very sort of quiet after that.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But the terrible thing about it was it burnt for
about fifteen minutes afterwards, and I was trying to carry
on like it was all g right, Oh, that's a
bit hotter than I thought, And actually I was on
in immense pain.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Right in terms of the in laws that you think
you've gone up in their esteem, down in their esteem,
or stayed the same.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Look, I'll be honest with you, Maggie, I don't think
I can go any further down with those bastards.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So hang on. I'm attracted to my in laws and
you're in laws of bastards.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, they're good bastards.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm not attracted to mine.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Wow, No, don't just back me up on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So that's not a bad thing, what you mean?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and kisy Is.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Didg had there on the radio hoed Arky Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time twenty four minutes four o'clock.
Any froud out shy days there, Keezy, What the hell.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Does that mean? Any froud out? So you mean shoutouts
on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That's what I mean a month ago and then I
made a mistake and they're right stuck.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Ever since that's out Shadow, keep them coming three four
eight three. You're going to draw for a twenty prize pack.
Big froud out to my brother Luke and his wife
Kayla married five years tomorrow, backbones.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh that's from Allen, now, Allen, Yeah, that's good on
you man.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Get a Fellers.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Can I please get a froud out for Nato, the
absolute mad bastard? No, you're mad dog, keep him coming,
fell Fellas Feelers.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We're a team here, aren't we?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Feir we Wolves? I think so.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And when we're sort of feeling a bit down and
then the dumps and so half we gifted each other
up down in the dumps.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And we like to a go easy on hod J
Day or yeah yeah, yeah, it's usually a go easy
on Keezy day.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But but yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Right, Keezy, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And I did something today that I well, I disgrace myself,
Oh god, and I feel really bad about this. I
don't know if you guys do this. I do this
all the time in my house. Pillage yourself, yes, but
I mean I pillage myself so often, Mogi, It's gone
beyond feeling bad about it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's almost like.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
A tech now pillage.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I find myself actually, I find myself actually do it, pillaging.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Myself and I'm not even aware of that.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I'm doing it, pillaging with the one hand and eating
an apple with the other.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, and my dog's just looking at me weird on
the couch. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Is this nothing?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
But that's not the That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's not when I'm pillaging myself that I sort of
you know, okay, But I do this a lot in
my house where and I think a lot of men
are guilty of, okay, and probably woman too, of being
really really hungry and going from the pantry to the
fridge and opening both up and going.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What I feel like.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You do it more than anyone else I've ever known.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Do I feel like cheese on toes maybe or maybe
a poached egg. And I do that for like half
an hour, an hour, an hour and a half, just
back and forth. And today I just broke and at
nine o'clock. I cracked up in a bag of cheeseballs
and that was my breakfast. And I thought, look what
(16:26):
I'll do is I'll have twenty or thirty cheese balls
just to break the sort.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of sort of rap that I'm in right now.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, and you know very well, Mogi, my addictive nature
was a big bag of cheese balls.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
How did you eat them? Because I'm picturing you pouring
them into a bowl. No, I just and then putting
milk on it.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I ate about ten of the cheese balls, and then
I put the pig I've got a peg out from
the pantry and I picked them right and I put
them back in and then I sat on the couch.
And then about a minute later, I took the pig
off and I ate.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
The whole damn lot.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
You put the pig back on, No, because they were empty. Yeah,
eat the whole bag.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I ate the whole bag.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
You're good on you man.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And then and that was at nine o'clock in the morning.
And yeah, I was looking at myself in the.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Bathroom mirrow with just cheese cheese dust on my nets
because I was naked as well.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That I just felt like such a piece of ship, Mogie.
You know what I mean? I was like, I work out.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So hard on such a fitness hell freak that you know,
something like that just really bummed me out, and I'm
just feeling a bit low in spirits about it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
What did you have for breakfast? Moogie?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I had?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I had scrambled eggs, three eggs on toast without butter,
because you're trying to get my calories down, and some
and some avocado.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I had avocado on toast with some red onion diced
up and some.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Chili flakes on a beautiful Yeah. Do you have a
bag of it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I had a large bag of cheese.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
U bag of cheese. Did you wash it down with
a black coffee and a dart?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I had a couple of darts after that? But can
I Can I say something.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Else if it's about pillaging yourself? No?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
No, I I And well that was the thing I
ate the cheese balls, had a couple of darts, pillaged
myself and then went back into the fridge. And because
you know how it is, sometimes you've already done a
terrible thing.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He discards. I guess I've done it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
There's a big block of chocolate in there.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
What's it called The with the little crunchy bits and
the little dubes in it?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Ah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is indeed the Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is exactly twenty three minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey fellers.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Later on this evening, we will be doing a staple
of the Big Show, which is What's for Tea New Zealand. Yeah,
and I've been doing some thinking around the segment. I
want it to be as polished and as professional as
it can possibly be. It's a segment where I read
out text that you guys have seent in on three
four eight three telling us what you're having for dinner,
and we give out toy prize packs. Yeah, with this
in mind, I'm going to start collating a list right now. Okay,
(00:36):
so if you're listening, you want a toy prize pack?
What are you having for dinner? Sent it through on
three four eight three. And it's going to be the
slightest version of the segment we've ever done because I've
had some feedback that maybe it's been a bit rough
of roughest gutss later.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Right, yeah, Yeah, because I was going to say, it
seems very early for you to be doing it now, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, no, that's right, and so it's like we'll start
the ball rolling now by the time six o'clock comes around.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Holy cow, sure it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I just don't you to be inundated with too many choices,
because you're right, it has been an absolute disaster.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, is this here, I'm reading about Jason yoga fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're a caall. This is a classic Hardy J.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm afraid, much to my embarrassment, You'll recall about three
months ago, Mogi, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Signed up to a yoga app.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do you recall I remember that, man, you said to me,
you'll do it twice and then forget about it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And let me just say you were bang on. You were.
You were absolutely pin point perfect there.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So when you signed up to it, I remember you
had to pay for it, So you had to pay
the download the app.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, so I was on Inster.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, you served it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was one of those ads and I thought that
looks that looks good. Yeah, change, I thought, Hardy J.
So I went up there and I and they got
a specialized program for me, and I signed up and
it was fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And that's not.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Bad, right, there's just okay, it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was fifteen dollars a month. Mogie.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Fast forward three months later, right, and my wife, my bath,
is going through our credit card statement and she says
to me, on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
She says, she sees, she sees.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
She says, who j what's this because we had there's
been some dodgy dealings going on Uber again, but that's
another matter.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We'll getrow a little bit tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And my wife said to me, quite seriously, what's this
yoga thing on our statement? And I said, oh, I
joined I signed up for a yoga thingy.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And she's thinking, oh, like a class.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well you know, well, you know they give you a specialized.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Program, specialized what catered to you and your needs to
me and my needs, right, And I said, oh, it's
just a yoga app I signed up for so I
can do yoga every day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I didn't tell her, of course, that I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Doing it at all, no, and she said seventy bucks
a month, yeah, And I went, what what do you mean?
Seventy bucks a month?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So I think you're going to switch?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I did.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
At the time, I was just sanitizing it for radio
there kasy so I went into the statement there, so
it was thirty nine to ninety nine US.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Dollars fifteen. I have no idea where it came from.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So for the last three months I've been paying seventy
bucks a month for an app.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't even.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Use yogat for Yeah, the interesting thing, can.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I be really really honest here? It was cheer yoga. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When you're doing on a chair, that's the laziest for
you over there.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, well you're basically sitting most of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Because this is reminiscent of which you're basically set most.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
This is of when Hoidy J. Remember we were down
I think it was in Tanhaky Even.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It was Wellington, Wellington Lucky over a year ago and
Hoidy J needed to scan a QR code, so instead
of using his camera which comes with one equipped, he
downloaded a QR code app, put his credit card details.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
In and that's one hundred and eighty dollars out. You'd
not like it was so.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Good, and that was annoying because that was meant to
be two ninety nine two dollars two dollars ninety and
they took one.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Hundred and eighty back. So I just want to.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Put a warning out there for people, just don't sign
up to the ship unless you really know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Clearly I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I still to my defense, in my defense, I still
don't know what happened there.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
No, in your defense, and this is your defense, you
still don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kissey News.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
There on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Hold you showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time it's twenty
five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We had the big pole today pole and the question
was we's in the shower? Yes or no? And we
have been showered with responses.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
We certainly have.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And just so people are aware of that, just joined
us MOGGI yes, Hoidy j only goes we's in the
shower nowhere else And I'm an occasional but.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Prefer not to da you prefer too? Your wife prefers you're.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Not to Yeah, yeah, no, I just know that she'd
be oh, that's gross, right, So I'm okay, fine, I
won't do it in the shower. That often has she
actually said there or you're anticipating that. I remember saying
that about five years ago. It really stuck with me,
you know, really resonated.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did he smelly wee jays?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Do you no?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like if you've had a Jase?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Only half of people in the world are affected by
asparagus weeeze.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
By the way, I'm not one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, interesting, why do you? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I do?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I have terrible asparagus.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, reaking look, lots of ticks on three four eight three.
So I've obviously really struck a chord here with New Zealand,
they say, and of course a reminder everyone that sticks
through in the drawer for a toy price pack, have
a morning wheeze, have a morning wheeze routine involving the shower.
That's from a female?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Literally every morning wheeze in the shower? I think the
only reason Keys he doesn't we in the shower is
because he exclusively sits down to we That's true, the
respect towards his you do the vagina thing, Jason?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
What is going on? Man? All right?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Hey feelers, I used to win the shower until I
heard that one. It's not good for your pelvic floor
until it trains your body to do wheeze whenever you
hear running water.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh now I like this. It's not good for your
pelvic floor. Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
So that also would mean that you can't You're saying
that I can't stand naked in the street while it's
raining and urinate because that's bad for my pelvic flour.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Because you love that, That would certainly explain that I do.
I'd be a female thing.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Which is interesting too from your perspective to Mogi, because
you don't like having an orgasm standing up, don't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, I know that's I'm in a world of.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Trouble a Fellers. I used to wear in the shower,
but stopped about two years ago. Wife still loves it, though,
so he still.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Sorry, easy, I blanked out there? What was that that wor?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I'll keep going, I'm a female. I pee in the shower,
nothing wrong with it, entirely healthy and.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Normal thing to do.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Defensive match, that's only that pro it can I also
make the point me me, it's always, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And the reason that I do wear in the shower
because I don't have a powerful stream no, and so
it tends to dribble down the leg a bit, so
I like to have running water.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, that's right, That to me makes sense.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Thanks, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You do have the stool in your shower, right, and
by still I mean the thing you sit on.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh yeah, and I've got the bars on the side.
But like when I'm wearing I hold onto the bars.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm not set.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah, because your league shake with your urinate, yes, which
is strange for someone of your age.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
How about this, it's cold beer and wing in the shower.
It's ace mate. I've had a shower beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've never combined the two though. That sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I've definitely done.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
There's pretty out of it, man, because you're drinking a
beer while Weeezer is coming in.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's like a water fountain. I've never done that. Well, look,
keep the test coming. We'll update the Hurdarky Big Pole
as we go along. You can actually have your official
say on the hdaky bis Instagram story. We will vote
there and then we will lock it in conclusively at
the end of the show, whether it's fine to do
it or not coming up next.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Fellas.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I know Jason you're my agent, but I've actually found
myself a bit of a gig. You would mind some
advice around from you guys.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Sure man, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The hd Aking Big Show with j Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Indeed Blind one a two.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
live from murdu Wai golf Course out here in West Auckland.
Beautiful seascape out there, just looking across the ocean there, fellows,
great stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
We were just talking about the fact that in the
previous break there that Pugsun actually drove on to my
foot and the golf cart and then part there. That
wasn't the only humiliation I've had actually in the last
twenty four hours. You were a call of course that
I was going up for dinner with my in laws
last night.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh yeah, you were fuming about it.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
You said, you can't stand them.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And you see the only reason, you guys, because that
they often pay.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
For it because you like holding on to your cash,
because you're a tight word.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, I said all that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, as you know, I've been married to my
beautiful wife for twenty seven years.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Fellows.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You know, and the interesting thing is, I still don't
think her in laws like me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And actually, now that I think about it.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
The fact that I never offered a pay or anything
like that probably got something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
But I humiliated myself last night. We went to a
fantastic restaurant.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I don't know how you guys are with your
in laws, but I get quite tense.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I tend to sort of over talk and you know,
overcompensate because you know, I'm anxious and I just want
them to like me. And I can sort of see
the loathing and their eyes and I'm always fighting against that.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I mean, you're still trying to get them to like
you when you see That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
What about you, Maggie in law's all good?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yeah, I mean, they love me just just for who
I am. That's right, and the key is to not
try to But that's that's by the bye. I mean, Jace,
you've been trying to do this for twenty seven years
and you know you can't force it, I don't think,
but you've got to keep trying because you love your
wife so much.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Well, I mean, and the other thing is still very
well for you to say that keys, Yeah, I mean,
I mean you're you're attracted to your in laws, so
I mean my father in law. No, well, look I've
got no judgment on that.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You're just just saying on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You just mentioned casually.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Is this breaking news. No, it's not breaking news, but.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
It feels we're getting a little bit off.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, I just want to So we went to this
lovely restaurant last night, right, and it was I guess
an Asian restaurant.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Oh god, hang on lucky.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It was a fantastic restaurant called Ghost Street in the
center of town there and we and we ordered this
particular dish and in this dish it was chicken fire
sort of Sichuan chicken, and it came with a chicken
marinated chicken thighs.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Was the chicken thigh in it?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Some green beans and suffer. What was also in this
particular dish.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Were whole chilies.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, and about twenty to thirty of the baskets it
was just packed with these chilies. And my father in
law said, oh, do you think you're supposed to eat
these chillies? And I went, well, I mean there's about
twenty five or thirty of the bastards. I imagine you
are so old hod Hordy. Jay grabs this massive chili
and chucks it and his gob and starts chewing. Can
(12:12):
I first make the point that it was a dry chili,
so it wasn't even a moist chili.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So I'm chewing away.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
There, and all of a sudden it's burning like an
absolute bastard.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And within about five seconds of me chewing this chili, I.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Get the heck cups, I go purple, and my wife
sort of starts rubbing my back and going.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You, okay, you made it worse, Yeah, which makes it worse.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Anyone sort of starting, oh, you were right, Jay, She
had gone a bit purple there, and I'm like, yeah, no,
it's good, it's good. It's just a bit hotter than
I expected. And I was on fire. But what made
it worse was there was no napkins for me to
spit it out into, so I had to get my
little side dish there, and old Hoidy j regurgitatest it
(12:54):
this massive chili with craploads of saliva, and it was
really stretchy and sort of clinging. Morella like Mack Sorella
and put anyone was trying to be polite and just
look away, ah and did that.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It was very sort of quiet after that.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But the terrible thing about it was it burnt for
about fifteen minutes afterwards, and I was trying to carry
on like it was all g right, Oh, that's a
bit hotter than I thought, And actually I was on
in immense pain.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Right in terms of the in laws that you think
you've gone up in their esteem, down in their esteem,
or stayed the same.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Look, I'll be honest with you, Maggie, I don't think
I can go any further down with those bastards.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So hang on. I'm attracted to my in laws and
you're in laws of bastards.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, they're good bastards.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm not attracted to mine.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Wow, No, don't just back me up on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So that's not a bad thing, what you mean?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and kisy Is.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Didg had there on the radio hoed Arky Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time twenty four minutes four o'clock.
Any froud out shy days there, Keezy, What the hell.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Does that mean? Any froud out? So you mean shoutouts
on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That's what I mean a month ago and then I
made a mistake and they're right stuck.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Ever since that's out Shadow, keep them coming three four
eight three. You're going to draw for a twenty prize pack.
Big froud out to my brother Luke and his wife
Kayla married five years tomorrow, backbones.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh that's from Allen, now, Allen, Yeah, that's good on
you man.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Get a Fellers.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Can I please get a froud out for Nato, the
absolute mad bastard? No, you're mad dog, keep him coming,
fell Fellas Feelers.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We're a team here, aren't we?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Feir we Wolves? I think so.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And when we're sort of feeling a bit down and
then the dumps and so half we gifted each other
up down in the dumps.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And we like to a go easy on hod J
Day or yeah yeah, yeah, it's usually a go easy
on Keezy day.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But but yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Right, Keezy, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
And I did something today that I well, I disgrace myself,
Oh god, and I feel really bad about this. I
don't know if you guys do this. I do this
all the time in my house. Pillage yourself, yes, but
I mean I pillage myself so often, Mogi, It's gone
beyond feeling bad about it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's almost like.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
A tech now pillage.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I find myself actually, I find myself actually do it, pillaging.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Myself and I'm not even aware of that.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I'm doing it, pillaging with the one hand and eating
an apple with the other.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, and my dog's just looking at me weird on
the couch. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Is this nothing?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
But that's not the That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's not when I'm pillaging myself that I sort of
you know, okay, But I do this a lot in
my house where and I think a lot of men
are guilty of, okay, and probably woman too, of being
really really hungry and going from the pantry to the
fridge and opening both up and going.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What I feel like.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You do it more than anyone else I've ever known.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Do I feel like cheese on toes maybe or maybe
a poached egg. And I do that for like half
an hour, an hour, an hour and a half, just
back and forth. And today I just broke and at
nine o'clock. I cracked up in a bag of cheeseballs
and that was my breakfast. And I thought, look what
(16:26):
I'll do is I'll have twenty or thirty cheese balls
just to break the sort.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of sort of rap that I'm in right now.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, and you know very well, Mogi, my addictive nature
was a big bag of cheese balls.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
How did you eat them? Because I'm picturing you pouring
them into a bowl. No, I just and then putting
milk on it.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I ate about ten of the cheese balls, and then
I put the pig I've got a peg out from
the pantry and I picked them right and I put
them back in and then I sat on the couch.
And then about a minute later, I took the pig
off and I ate.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
The whole damn lot.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
You put the pig back on, No, because they were empty. Yeah,
eat the whole bag.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I ate the whole bag.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
You're good on you man.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And then and that was at nine o'clock in the morning.
And yeah, I was looking at myself in the.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Bathroom mirrow with just cheese cheese dust on my nets
because I was naked as well.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That I just felt like such a piece of ship, Mogie.
You know what I mean? I was like, I work out.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So hard on such a fitness hell freak that you know,
something like that just really bummed me out, and I'm
just feeling a bit low in spirits about it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
What did you have for breakfast? Moogie?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I had?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I had scrambled eggs, three eggs on toast without butter,
because you're trying to get my calories down, and some
and some avocado.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I had avocado on toast with some red onion diced
up and some.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Chili flakes on a beautiful Yeah. Do you have a
bag of it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I had a large bag of cheese.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
U bag of cheese. Did you wash it down with
a black coffee and a dart?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I had a couple of darts after that? But can
I Can I say something.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Else if it's about pillaging yourself? No?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
No, I I And well that was the thing I
ate the cheese balls, had a couple of darts, pillaged
myself and then went back into the fridge. And because
you know how it is, sometimes you've already done a
terrible thing.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He discards. I guess I've done it.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
There's a big block of chocolate in there.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
What's it called The with the little crunchy bits and
the little dubes in it?
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Ah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey
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