November 1, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's poddy, there's travel advice, financial advice and tofu hate.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days a four on radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
D t Rex.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Tuesday night.
Let's give out some advice Fellows.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
At gmail dot com in touch with the Fellers. Yeah, man,
it's a real email address. Meet patting up sixty nine
at gmail dot com. If you ever need anything, you
reach out. We answer your advice on the podcast Slash
Radio show. Yes, and if you get in touch and
we read it out, you get a fifty dollars Reburg about.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You unless you've already had one. You've already had one.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Yes, Yeah, we can't be doing that otherwise.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Reburger they get up in arms about it, especially after.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
The Reburger vy Burger incident.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Exactly. We're hanging on by a three deer fellas.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
So this email has come in from anonymous oh yeah
at gmail dot com.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Hey Fellers.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I'm sure Hoody Jers is grateful for the European travel
tips given them, but I find myself needing some travel
tips before I head.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
To Vietnam at the end of the month.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
If I could just.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I have most of the town good.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I have most of the travel plans sorted just a
bit of an add a bit of a loss in
regards to money, Like I thought it was wise to
get a Wise travel.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Card, but have been told it's best to have some
cash on hand.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Also, I heard you can get good exchange rates as well,
but that makes me nervous, Houidy J nervous to get
the exchange over there.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Houdy J is the Vietnam travel expert. What did you do?
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Like, I'm thinking of getting my dong out at the airport.
What would you recommend?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Thank you, I amnonymous, definitely get your dong out at
the airport at which end?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Both ends?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I would go Jesus, why the Wise card because bloody good?
And it is good to get a bit of dong
as well, because there's a lot of really small little
places on the pavement there where people are sort of,
you know, doing their.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Business as it were, taking a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Doing their business like selling you running a business selling
coffees and stuff like that, and they don't have you know,
ift poss machines.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
If I mean, I mean that's the correct pronunciation.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Ift pass such a hard ta in it before.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So you know, it's really nice to have a bit
of cash because there were a lot of times where
I was like, oh damn it, Yeah, because I want
to buy something from them to just support them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, and I've got no damn cash on me.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
You don't get your dongue out.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
No, you didn't have dog in hand, awesome dying and
your wallet because especially a place in Southeast Asia, like
I've done you, Cambodia's have done your, Singapore's have done
your you know those kind of areas Malaysias, I find.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You want to have about.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Sixty forty split of digital cash being sixty on your
wise card there because you can always get more out, yes,
and with your wives card or other travel cards. You
can use an ATM machine even if you feel it's
a bit dodgy because they can only access what you've
got on your account, which you can just make sure
you've got five hundred bucks in there, right what I mean? Yeah,
and you want forty dong because all the best food,
(03:05):
you know, the authentic.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Stuff you can't use eftpust.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, you have to get you have to go dong.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You have to go dong.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's actually very good advice, kis because that's pretty much
what we did, about sixty percent on the card and
about forty percent dong.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
The other thing too, here's a piece of advice. Don't
go to the airport.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They go to one of the ones like it malls
around New Zealand. They have currency exchanges, yes, and if
you are going to you know, as for example, Cambodia,
their currency is US dollar and they'll give you change
in their local currency, which is less valuable. But they
won't accept a note if it's got.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
A tear or anything weird on it.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So ask for brand new bills, which these currency exchanges
often do have, especially the ones at malls, right, okay,
and so like go to the mall like a week out,
get it locked in, get brand new bills because they're
a bit effy about it over in Southeast Asia.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
This is that was comprehensive.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
That was very serious advice.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It was very good advice.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, it's kind of out a place, right, so I
guess also get divorced.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The Hodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hold Ike is.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Indeed the Rolling Stones there on the radio Hodarcky Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
There's Wednesday night fels.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
fALS I need some advice from you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Go, Do you need a lot of advice? PUDs?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
How do you just take a grip of your life
and just deal with stuff here?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Or do what everyone else does and email us meet
patting sixty gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You might have win a voucher if you do that.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
A reburger one. Yes, God forbid that.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I come to two fellas that I trust and I
know have a hell of a lot of experience in radio,
and they've made good radio, and they've made ship radio.
And some of them are even old rams put out
to what is that old shafts or something like?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Can I give you some advice right off the bad here?
Parks on You're a fool to trust us?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Fantastic, Well, this is actually financial advice, Jason. I know
you have a whole segment on here called my partner
went to this free investment that went to this free
investment seminar over here at the office today that they
put on for people that are budding investors or maybe
looking to see if it's for them.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Do they have snacks and stuff? Club sandwiches and that
sort of carry out?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Is this jas free pizza?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean not big on pizza. But anyway, and.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Basically, my partner came over after the after the seminar there,
and she had she handed me a brochure on getting
into investment investing with this app and a piece of
pizza as well, and I just wondered if you guys
might be able to give me some advice on getting
into investing because I know anything about it. I didn't
go to the seminar, but I don't really I kind
of want to sound like I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, So the first thing you need to know rule
one of the first day of investing school. The first lesson,
the teacher walks and let's say the teacher's name is
Professor Keasey teaching investment.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
What I one.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He gets out his piece of chalk, he writes, hello,
my name is Professor Keasey on the whiteboard, really loud
and sort of screechy. Yes, And then he turns around.
He says four words by high selo yeah, man, what
and then he throws the duster at the dude in
the front, saying, by what I haven't finished yet stocks.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, so that's five words in all seriousness A good
investment at the moment, because I follow the markets religiously,
witch markets, the stock markets and all that sort of stuff.
Property markets, a veggy markets, Facebook market. You know what's
hot property at the moment.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Property mrcans.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
American is like fake pubic here.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's a wig for you downstairs.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, so you can. You know, you have them in
all sorts of like heart shape example there.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You have to get rid of your existing here, yes.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, you definitely would. So what you could do is
go get a little pamphlet on mrcins. Yes, and then
you know how she because you were saying that she
gave you the pamphlet with the pizza on top, and
then you ate the pizza and was, oh, what's this
underneath the pamphlet? Yeah, do the same thing, but food
that she likes to get a big pile of tofu
and just put it on top of a mercant pamphlet. Yes,
and then hand that you say, daddy's ken to do
(07:19):
some investing. Huh, I didn see how you get on?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I reckon ah cheers, no anything else you need? Man,
you're good. Nah, I think I think I'm rare.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And you could do what Keysy's done in MS. If
you're going to be sensible with your money. Have like fifty.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Accounts, that's right, Yeah, have a fun account, you know what.
I'm good. You could have a wacky tattoo account.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah The Holdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Holdarchy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I am there on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, New Zealand thirteen for one.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What Dave is that, Maggie the seventh.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
We're in the seventh seventh completed.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Now chasing one seventy five for the now Fellas.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm a pretty chill fella. I think you'd all agree,
wouldn't you?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So chill man, shit your chill.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But every now and then something really really.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Fires me up?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Does it bug you?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Bugging?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And I was chatting to old Pugstan there in Studio
B and he was telling me about a plan he
had for dinner, and initially I thought it was a
pest take, but he's deadly serious and it's his plan
to make a tofu carbonara right, And I don't know.
(08:42):
There was just something about that that enraged me so much.
And I think you a little bit too keasy. The
most disgusting idea I have ever heard, and I think
I still don't know if he's taking the pesto or not.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Are you taking the pistol of that men with the
tofuo carbonaras of it?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
No, no, Jason.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Let me start by saying, I am thrilled to hear
that even today, something.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Really fires you up, man.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Totally, even at your right page of thirty nine is
thirty nine?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Track of what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Moggie? What are your thoughts on there? Are tofu carbinara?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Can you tell me the ingredients of a kebinarase?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
If I'm correct, the carbinara is like your pursuito or
bacon with raw egg that you just sort of tossed through. Yes, um,
and it's and lots of parmesan cheese, older dum. You
don't actually cook the egg, you just put it in
the the cooked pasta. And the idea of having some floaty,
(09:51):
flappy bits of tasteless white tofu and a beautiful, rich
carbinara is it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's a culinary disgrace.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well from my point of view, having been a vegan
for four years and a vegetarian for three years after that,
and now.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
A shocking bastard with the meat.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Shocker, you say, Jose, it's tasteless for me. It adds
a certain texture pug Son, And I don't think you're
robbing yourself of anything. But what you are doing is
you're giving yourself a bit of protein, which by and
large that that cabinara is going to lack. Yes, now
I have I tasted it. It might be an abomination,
(10:30):
absolutely shocking, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not
prepared to make him walk the plank just yet.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, Pugs, So you just enjoy your meal, all right? Hey,
thanks fellas.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
But you were saying you thought it was shocking.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, what To be honest, my final question was
going to be, Pugs, Hello, is Jace coming around to
your house for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You can man, none of you're going to serve up
that foul tripe?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Right, Okay, so he's not coming to your house for
dinner tonight. What's the issue?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well, but the issue is that you know, I have
a very high opinion of old Pugsn's general caulinary skills.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
His sticky beef.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
One of the things it has spicy eggs, for example,
but chilly eggs.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
All that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And he's just gone overboard lately with the tofu, and.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I wonder, I wonder if he's been.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Pretty he's been pressured into consuming vast quantities of tofu
because of a certain person.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, Old Mogi.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
The Hodaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Cold War Kids.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The time is five forty five.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Breaking news, fellows, this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
We just did breaking news before.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
This is even older things?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Do we just stop doing breaking news unless it's like, hey,
this is breaking No.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just assumed it was breaking.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I think anything that's out of a newspaper or news
site is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, Well, in that case, breaking news failers. We're going
to start keeping an eye out for invasive wasp species
species species, species, species, species, species, species, species species species.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Confident. I just want to be sure.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I just want to be confident next time I say.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Species species species. Cool predator queen hornets. Right, they're about
two to three cinemets and lengthy. We've got yellow legs
and they primarily hunt and eat honeybees you're joking, And
two of.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Them have been spotted on the north shore here.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
My god. They are a shocking bastard because they hang around.
This is how you can kind of spot them. They're
bigger than the average bee obviously, and and wasp two
to three cinemas. As I said, they hang around bee
hives trying to get in there and kill them and
eat them. All right, so we're going to keep an
eye out. No, it's terribly terrible for the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, they must get themselves in some pretty sticky situations.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What the the invasive species? Yes, what do you mean
by that?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, going inside the hives there.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
There's only one of them in about a million bees.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
They're just wasting them.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
My view is if one wasp can do that to
a whole bee hive, good luck to.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Them, but it could massively impact the honey bee industry.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
The bees are got to stick up for themselves.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
But it's an invasive species.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
It's like when all the little flightless birds are running
around New Zealand and all of a sudden there were
cats and stoats and possums here.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, they're not equipped to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
The someone's broad in these wasps, and I was thinking
we can help out the big show us as a
NUS talking right now, face to face, we can help
out right because.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Thing and who can we help the because the hornets
have got to cover they're wasting the piece.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Now we're not gonna We're not gonna help the hornets.
What do you think we're going to.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Like breed them or something, track.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Them down, breathe them and then feed them. Be yes, No,
that's not what I've suggesting. Yes, I was suggesting we
help with that. Yeah, hey, easily made.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
We help hunt down wasps and help people sort of
like because you don't know what they are. Because wasps
are tiny, you can catch one.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Go, that's a weird. Look at what wasp I reckon?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
We get we set up a thing where people can
send them into us and a little container they can
still be alive, just in case it's not one of
those wasps, because so we can set it free. And
then we send them in and we get pugsun and
Studio b b Ee to sort of just open them,
figure out which kind of wasp they are and if
they are innocent, sit them free and if they're the
(14:59):
bad wasps, kill them and disposed of them.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I'm pretty busy at the moment, Kezy. I haven't really
got time to fart around looking for wasps.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Did you listen to my planet? Doesn't involve you doing anything?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay, then I'm in.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Okay sweet, Actually no, I've thought about it. I reckon,
we go back to that first plan. Let's breed the
wasp and feed the moneybeit.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
It's the thing man, Just think of the power.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, true that man.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Good stuff, Fellers, Oh dear me, Silver Chair.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hdarchy
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days a four on radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
D t Rex.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Tuesday night.
Let's give out some advice Fellows.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
At gmail dot com in touch with the Fellers. Yeah, man,
it's a real email address. Meet patting up sixty nine
at gmail dot com. If you ever need anything, you
reach out. We answer your advice on the podcast Slash
Radio show. Yes, and if you get in touch and
we read it out, you get a fifty dollars Reburg about.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You unless you've already had one. You've already had one.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Yes, Yeah, we can't be doing that otherwise.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Reburger they get up in arms about it, especially after.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
The Reburger vy Burger incident.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Exactly. We're hanging on by a three deer fellas.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
So this email has come in from anonymous oh yeah
at gmail dot com.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Hey Fellers.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I'm sure Hoody Jers is grateful for the European travel
tips given them, but I find myself needing some travel
tips before I head.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
To Vietnam at the end of the month.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
If I could just.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I have most of the town good.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I have most of the travel plans sorted just a
bit of an add a bit of a loss in
regards to money, Like I thought it was wise to
get a Wise travel.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Card, but have been told it's best to have some
cash on hand.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Also, I heard you can get good exchange rates as well,
but that makes me nervous, Houidy J nervous to get
the exchange over there.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Houdy J is the Vietnam travel expert. What did you do?
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Like, I'm thinking of getting my dong out at the airport.
What would you recommend?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Thank you, I amnonymous, definitely get your dong out at
the airport at which end?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Both ends?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I would go Jesus, why the Wise card because bloody good?
And it is good to get a bit of dong
as well, because there's a lot of really small little
places on the pavement there where people are sort of,
you know, doing their.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Business as it were, taking a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Doing their business like selling you running a business selling
coffees and stuff like that, and they don't have you know,
ift poss machines.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
If I mean, I mean that's the correct pronunciation.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Ift pass such a hard ta in it before.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So you know, it's really nice to have a bit
of cash because there were a lot of times where
I was like, oh damn it, Yeah, because I want
to buy something from them to just support them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, and I've got no damn cash on me.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
You don't get your dongue out.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
No, you didn't have dog in hand, awesome dying and
your wallet because especially a place in Southeast Asia, like
I've done you, Cambodia's have done your, Singapore's have done
your you know those kind of areas Malaysias, I find.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You want to have about.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Sixty forty split of digital cash being sixty on your
wise card there because you can always get more out, yes,
and with your wives card or other travel cards. You
can use an ATM machine even if you feel it's
a bit dodgy because they can only access what you've
got on your account, which you can just make sure
you've got five hundred bucks in there, right what I mean? Yeah,
and you want forty dong because all the best food,
(03:05):
you know, the authentic.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Stuff you can't use eftpust.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, you have to get you have to go dong.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You have to go dong.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's actually very good advice, kis because that's pretty much
what we did, about sixty percent on the card and
about forty percent dong.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
The other thing too, here's a piece of advice. Don't
go to the airport.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
They go to one of the ones like it malls
around New Zealand. They have currency exchanges, yes, and if
you are going to you know, as for example, Cambodia,
their currency is US dollar and they'll give you change
in their local currency, which is less valuable. But they
won't accept a note if it's got.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
A tear or anything weird on it.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So ask for brand new bills, which these currency exchanges
often do have, especially the ones at malls, right, okay,
and so like go to the mall like a week out,
get it locked in, get brand new bills because they're
a bit effy about it over in Southeast Asia.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
This is that was comprehensive.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
That was very serious advice.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It was very good advice.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, it's kind of out a place, right, so I
guess also get divorced.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The Hodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hold Ike is.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Indeed the Rolling Stones there on the radio Hodarcky Big Show.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
There's Wednesday night fels.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
fALS I need some advice from you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Go, Do you need a lot of advice? PUDs?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
How do you just take a grip of your life
and just deal with stuff here?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Or do what everyone else does and email us meet
patting sixty gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You might have win a voucher if you do that.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
A reburger one. Yes, God forbid that.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I come to two fellas that I trust and I
know have a hell of a lot of experience in radio,
and they've made good radio, and they've made ship radio.
And some of them are even old rams put out
to what is that old shafts or something like?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Can I give you some advice right off the bad here?
Parks on You're a fool to trust us?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Fantastic, Well, this is actually financial advice, Jason. I know
you have a whole segment on here called my partner
went to this free investment that went to this free
investment seminar over here at the office today that they
put on for people that are budding investors or maybe
looking to see if it's for them.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Do they have snacks and stuff? Club sandwiches and that
sort of carry out?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Is this jas free pizza?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean not big on pizza. But anyway, and.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Basically, my partner came over after the after the seminar there,
and she had she handed me a brochure on getting
into investment investing with this app and a piece of
pizza as well, and I just wondered if you guys
might be able to give me some advice on getting
into investing because I know anything about it. I didn't
go to the seminar, but I don't really I kind
of want to sound like I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, So the first thing you need to know rule
one of the first day of investing school. The first lesson,
the teacher walks and let's say the teacher's name is
Professor Keasey teaching investment.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
What I one.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He gets out his piece of chalk, he writes, hello,
my name is Professor Keasey on the whiteboard, really loud
and sort of screechy. Yes, And then he turns around.
He says four words by high selo yeah, man, what
and then he throws the duster at the dude in
the front, saying, by what I haven't finished yet stocks.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, so that's five words in all seriousness A good
investment at the moment, because I follow the markets religiously,
witch markets, the stock markets and all that sort of stuff.
Property markets, a veggy markets, Facebook market. You know what's
hot property at the moment.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Property mrcans.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
American is like fake pubic here.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's a wig for you downstairs.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, so you can. You know, you have them in
all sorts of like heart shape example there.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You have to get rid of your existing here, yes.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, you definitely would. So what you could do is
go get a little pamphlet on mrcins. Yes, and then
you know how she because you were saying that she
gave you the pamphlet with the pizza on top, and
then you ate the pizza and was, oh, what's this
underneath the pamphlet? Yeah, do the same thing, but food
that she likes to get a big pile of tofu
and just put it on top of a mercant pamphlet. Yes,
and then hand that you say, daddy's ken to do
(07:19):
some investing. Huh, I didn see how you get on?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I reckon ah cheers, no anything else you need? Man,
you're good. Nah, I think I think I'm rare.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And you could do what Keysy's done in MS. If
you're going to be sensible with your money. Have like fifty.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Accounts, that's right, Yeah, have a fun account, you know what.
I'm good. You could have a wacky tattoo account.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah The Holdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Holdarchy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I am there on the Radio Hodikey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, New Zealand thirteen for one.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What Dave is that, Maggie the seventh.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
We're in the seventh seventh completed.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Now chasing one seventy five for the now Fellas.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm a pretty chill fella. I think you'd all agree,
wouldn't you?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So chill man, shit your chill.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But every now and then something really really.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Fires me up?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Does it bug you?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Bugging?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And I was chatting to old Pugstan there in Studio
B and he was telling me about a plan he
had for dinner, and initially I thought it was a
pest take, but he's deadly serious and it's his plan
to make a tofu carbonara right, And I don't know.
(08:42):
There was just something about that that enraged me so much.
And I think you a little bit too keasy. The
most disgusting idea I have ever heard, and I think
I still don't know if he's taking the pesto or not.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Are you taking the pistol of that men with the
tofuo carbonaras of it?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
No, no, Jason.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Let me start by saying, I am thrilled to hear
that even today, something.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Really fires you up, man.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Totally, even at your right page of thirty nine is
thirty nine?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Track of what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Moggie? What are your thoughts on there? Are tofu carbinara?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Can you tell me the ingredients of a kebinarase?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
If I'm correct, the carbinara is like your pursuito or
bacon with raw egg that you just sort of tossed through. Yes, um,
and it's and lots of parmesan cheese, older dum. You
don't actually cook the egg, you just put it in
the the cooked pasta. And the idea of having some floaty,
(09:51):
flappy bits of tasteless white tofu and a beautiful, rich
carbinara is it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's a culinary disgrace.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well from my point of view, having been a vegan
for four years and a vegetarian for three years after that,
and now.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
A shocking bastard with the meat.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Shocker, you say, Jose, it's tasteless for me. It adds
a certain texture pug Son, And I don't think you're
robbing yourself of anything. But what you are doing is
you're giving yourself a bit of protein, which by and
large that that cabinara is going to lack. Yes, now
I have I tasted it. It might be an abomination,
(10:30):
absolutely shocking, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not
prepared to make him walk the plank just yet.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, Pugs, So you just enjoy your meal, all right? Hey,
thanks fellas.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
But you were saying you thought it was shocking.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, what To be honest, my final question was
going to be, Pugs, Hello, is Jace coming around to
your house for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You can man, none of you're going to serve up
that foul tripe?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Right, Okay, so he's not coming to your house for
dinner tonight. What's the issue?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well, but the issue is that you know, I have
a very high opinion of old Pugsn's general caulinary skills.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
His sticky beef.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
One of the things it has spicy eggs, for example,
but chilly eggs.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
All that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And he's just gone overboard lately with the tofu, and.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I wonder, I wonder if he's been.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Pretty he's been pressured into consuming vast quantities of tofu
because of a certain person.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, Old Mogi.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
The Hodaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Cold War Kids.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The time is five forty five.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Breaking news, fellows, this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
We just did breaking news before.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
This is even older things?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Do we just stop doing breaking news unless it's like, hey,
this is breaking No.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just assumed it was breaking.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I think anything that's out of a newspaper or news
site is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, Well, in that case, breaking news failers. We're going
to start keeping an eye out for invasive wasp species
species species, species, species, species, species, species, species species species.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Confident. I just want to be sure.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I just want to be confident next time I say.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Species species species. Cool predator queen hornets. Right, they're about
two to three cinemets and lengthy. We've got yellow legs
and they primarily hunt and eat honeybees you're joking, And
two of.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Them have been spotted on the north shore here.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
My god. They are a shocking bastard because they hang around.
This is how you can kind of spot them. They're
bigger than the average bee obviously, and and wasp two
to three cinemas. As I said, they hang around bee
hives trying to get in there and kill them and
eat them. All right, so we're going to keep an
eye out. No, it's terribly terrible for the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, they must get themselves in some pretty sticky situations.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What the the invasive species? Yes, what do you mean
by that?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, going inside the hives there.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
There's only one of them in about a million bees.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
They're just wasting them.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
My view is if one wasp can do that to
a whole bee hive, good luck to.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Them, but it could massively impact the honey bee industry.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
The bees are got to stick up for themselves.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
But it's an invasive species.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
It's like when all the little flightless birds are running
around New Zealand and all of a sudden there were
cats and stoats and possums here.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, they're not equipped to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
The someone's broad in these wasps, and I was thinking
we can help out the big show us as a
NUS talking right now, face to face, we can help
out right because.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Thing and who can we help the because the hornets
have got to cover they're wasting the piece.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Now we're not gonna We're not gonna help the hornets.
What do you think we're going to.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Like breed them or something, track.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Them down, breathe them and then feed them. Be yes, No,
that's not what I've suggesting. Yes, I was suggesting we
help with that. Yeah, hey, easily made.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
We help hunt down wasps and help people sort of
like because you don't know what they are. Because wasps
are tiny, you can catch one.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Go, that's a weird. Look at what wasp I reckon?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
We get we set up a thing where people can
send them into us and a little container they can
still be alive, just in case it's not one of
those wasps, because so we can set it free. And
then we send them in and we get pugsun and
Studio b b Ee to sort of just open them,
figure out which kind of wasp they are and if
they are innocent, sit them free and if they're the
(14:59):
bad wasps, kill them and disposed of them.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I'm pretty busy at the moment, Kezy. I haven't really
got time to fart around looking for wasps.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Did you listen to my planet? Doesn't involve you doing anything?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay, then I'm in.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Okay sweet, Actually no, I've thought about it. I reckon,
we go back to that first plan. Let's breed the
wasp and feed the moneybeit.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
It's the thing man, Just think of the power.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, true that man.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Good stuff, Fellers, Oh dear me, Silver Chair.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
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