August 24, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's bonus best bits, Jase hates jandals and socks, Mike's got a new hobby and Keyzie perfumes his sheets instead of cleaning them.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky the Offspring.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio Honarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
At the time is four thirty nine, and it's great
to have you at your company wherever you are in
this great country of ours.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Great point Jase. Also reminder to keep an air out.
If you hear a song here on Hodaky with some
fiddle mixed into it, call us straight away on oh
eight hundred Hadarky. You could win your share of twenty
five grand. It is the twenty five grand Fiddler. How
good could strike at any moment? Birthday boy, Keezy over there,
look at him.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Hey, fellas, I I've taken up a hobby call me.
Do you guys like hobbies?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah? I love?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It depends on them what they are. But I've taken
up something that I used to do when I was young.
I used to do it with me my grandma there
knitting nice oh really thing. Yeah, it's quite good for
just doing when you're sitting there watching the tally, and
you don't really have to concentrate too much.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Not if you've got a real neck for a audy
j which I do have you got on nets neck.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Magi, which has been passed down through the generations. On
my father's side, my mother's got two left hands. She
can't knit to save yourself, surely. Similarly, my grandmother she
was quite good, but not as good as my granddad,
and all the way back up the line, all great knitters.
But of course they could it very sex suspect then keys.
He couldn't have a man knitting, so my grandmother would
(01:24):
have to get all the credit for the incredible jersey
she was knitting, but it was actually my granddad that
was doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, so a sad tale there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
But anyway, I've done a few booties, done some booties
like slippers, No booties. Booties are for you know, little
kids and things like that. I just dropped them off
down at the mission. Sure I love yeah kids like
that kiuds like little booties. Next thing was sort of
like the adult ones, the winter sort of socks with
a thicker sort of a don you know, a big,
big thick mastard there, and they went pretty well. And
(01:55):
now I've just done my first spar pool. Well I'm
almost finished. Nice, got that out. Yeah, a spar and
I'm just finishing off the cover at the moment. But jeez, man,
a hell a lot cheaper.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Bet it is.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
But so did you follow like a guide or a
knitting pattern.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Well, once you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Get good at it keezy like I have, you can
sort of make it up as you go along. You
sort of get a little bit of an eye for it.
You're like, oh yeah, and you do little pieces, little
pieces at a time there, so it is just like
one big ring. So if you imagine a jersey without
any sleeves on it, and it was just a ring,
so that but much much much bigger. Yeah yeah, And
(02:35):
then you build a separate little base for it and
you knit that all on that and yeah, you're pretty
much done. Does it have like jets?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Jets?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You need some jets in it, some little jets. And
does it hold water? Yeah? Well it's a spa man, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Pointers if it didn't hold water?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting because quite genuinely, because it was
all the rage back in the day.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
On set people used to knit all the time, you
remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And funnily enough, my wife started last week, right, and
she's she's into it too, knitting.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Old Hody j sock.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
You were telling me you're one sock. You're telling me
off here that she was knitting you a Willie Warmer.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
She's she's knitting me.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
A sock, and you're saying that she's using more wool
than I am.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
With my sparple mate.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It was so funny in the week and she was like, Oh,
this isn't gonna fit off the spotlight. I go for
another couple of another couple of bundles of yan yan.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
All right, make you doing You could make me like
a sweeter or something.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, man, it's difficult. Some things are tricky, like with you. Yeah,
because you've got two arms that are different links.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
I forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
June, did you forget about that?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I forgot.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I heard that you can knit chivrole across.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Can you say the name of selwyn Ella dub.
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Speaker 7 (04:36):
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Speaker 5 (04:39):
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what do I say, Mike, hey fellow, should we update
Vanilla Radio?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sure, man, the topic today, Jason. You brought it forward,
didn't you, Fella?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I sure did. Yeah, wearing socks with jandles, yes or no?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And you were like, nah, I'm vigorously against it, whereas.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I was like, yeah, man, that's all good. And then
Mogi had a hot take.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Only when I'm making love. Hang on, that wasn't I
thought of a heart take?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, that's a double hot take, double hot take.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Whenever we do some Vanilla radio, the text machine lights up.
All right, okay, fellas, you're doing it wrong. I go
stealth mode, which means you wear the jendles inside the socks.
Oh yes, you see socks and jennals as channels and socks,
you see.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Because that kind of seems to me to defeat the
purpose of wearing a gender, which is for the eeration, Mogi,
having your feet out in the fresh air.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And protection against the old ground there as well, they
are you going to get holes in your socks?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Chase, Yeah, that's true. You Yeah, careful man.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
As you will make that a topic tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
What do you like holes in your sock?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Everyone? No, one likes holes in the sock.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I don't mind. They might quite like poka mata.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Sorry someone here suggesting that crocs and socks are where
it's at.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
That's a different conversation. That's not about jendle.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
That's off topic.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Okay, we'll do it on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, socks and sandals. No, that's like me wearing sneakers
and fish nets.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's from cheers bred man.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
You ever want any fish nets, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I haven't been, but I've got nothing against it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, I don't know how good my legs would look.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
I think ma would look good?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Would I we wearing them for sexy in as kizi?
Or for comfort? Because what's what purpose to the fish nets?
I think you'd wear them while catching fish?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Sure, No, you'd wear them while you're at the gym.
Pervan on that check you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
With perven on? Oh you're true.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
That's when you have your fish necks.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I do that fish necks? Fish? Next?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Did I say fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Fish don't have necks, man, don't they That's the thing
about them. I guess you're right, that's an interesting point.
What about what's the what's the deal with fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Jase?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
That can be another topic, fish fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
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eight three, Familar. Actually, I don't care anymore about pugs
sitting out fifty a night and day.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Vouch is like that going out of fashion.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
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Speaker 2 (08:05):
She there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
MARGI just putting the blinds down there because the sun
is getting right in your blind eye, wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
It was man, And it's.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Very very distracting. Now, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
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aren't we keasy?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Certainly are jays this?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
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(08:46):
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Speaker 5 (08:52):
Wakkazy? When's it?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wins it? Did you say? Thirtieth of August? Yeah, Friday,
faraway and they started fundraising. Yeah, we're doing we literally
how much only we got?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah, I want to know where we're at.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And also I want to know how we're deciding who
gets to do the jump off the bread.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Well that'll be happening next week.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I mean, okay cool because I'm yeah massively.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah. Hey fellows.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Earlier on we were talking about when you have people
over the stay and your wife makes you change the sheets.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yes, even if it's just been one night.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Even if it's just been one night. Hood j This
is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We've had a bunch of texts come through here on
the old three four eight three there. One of them
se is just clean your sheets, Muggie, your six son
of a bee.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
But also can I just make the point? No, I
just want to make the point.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know, the sheets are a pain in the ass
to wash to you, then they've got to hang them
out in the line, and then they dip in and
they dip down into dog poos.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
That's my thing. If it was easy, I wouldn't be
worried about it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
If I just threw them away, that would be fine,
although taking them off the bed would be more more
effort than.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't get me fitted sheets.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
We had another text going through here. Just changed the
pillow case.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh yeah, nice, because often you have mates around they've
dribbled all over it and it's covered in snot and
all sorts. And if you just change the pellow case,
it will smell fresh.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You can almost perfume an old or like flip the
pillow and just perfume it.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
No one will even know.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Well, I think you change its fellas well.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's not bad. But you're also discounting the groinal discharge.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
A groinal discharge, Can you give me a bit more information.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There might be some discharge in that area area for example,
the groinal area.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Well, I mean it could be.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wheeze distadging wheeze. I mean, if somebody wet wet the bed,
I would change the sheets. In fact, i'd expect the
guests to change the sheet. Sure to be honest with
you and take the bed and buy me a new bed.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I just get the hair dryer out.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Mogi.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You're a nude sleeper in summer, right, yeah, just like me,
and I'm a nude sleeping winter. Would you sleep nude
in someone's bed in the stranger's house. Yeah, that's a
bit trickier, trickier, And that's.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
My comment about growing or discharge and I.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Do as well, Kezy, it's just a bit tricky.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's just but yeah, it's so tricky to do that.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It's a little bit tricky. Aren't you all found out
like it?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Aren't you afraid? You know, if you're going full baff
in bed and stuff of sort of skiddies?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No, I mean I've always done more than two wipes, okay, Yeah,
so it's never been an issue that I'm going to
get skids on the sheets.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, would be weird.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Can see how you'd be worried about that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Sure, yeahah, yeah, that's why you wear two pairs of
monies to be at AJS.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Well, I just it's a lot to keep containing a
thin penis.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
That's what I feel like that.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Indeed didn't give us there on the radio hoed Archy
Big Show This Thursday afternoon, Keyty did a very unfair thing, Mogie.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
He went into.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
The office there, grabbed a bag of chips, opened them
up and left them open right next to me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
I mean, what's that about, man, That's just a setup.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Show a bit of self control.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well, I was hungry and I could have near you,
because every time there's chips, you smash them exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, but I thought there was like your thing that
you did.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, Chip, you're not going to have any you know,
I have some. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
That just means I have to work out harder at
the gym.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, speaking of gym, I was at the gym this morning,
five am, doors open, mate, and I was in there.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I was And somehow you still manage to make a
fall of yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Sure, and somehow there still ends up being competition for
the different apparatus that's there in the gym. So I
was doing my workouts there and I had a bit
of a crowd had gathered round to watch me keasy
because I am checking some tend at the moment.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Boy, I tell you what really Yeah, And I had
my shirt off too.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh that's I love it when a little bit of
a crowd around me and that they worked at the gym,
and they like, can you put your you know, your
ship back?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And I was like, yeah, in a minute's did you
flex your picture?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
They're always popping away. I can't help it. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I wanted to use the chest fly machine kesy one
helps your busy growth. And there was a woman there
and she was using that machine and I was like,
oh god, I've got to use that, but I'll go
and do something else, and saying she's still she's somebody
that sits on a machine but is mostly the too
(13:31):
yarn to people and to cruise. I'm assuming social media
and other things and that's up to her. She's paid
her money just like me. She can do what she wants. Anyway,
I went over there, I plucked up my carriage and
I went over there to her and I says to her.
I looked her in the eye and I says, how
many more sets have you got?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Left?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Knowing that she hadn't done anything on it for about
fifteen minutes, and she looked at me and she actually
gave me the stink.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I again, Wow another.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Yeah, that's two in one week.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
There's two stinkys this week I've had. And that's only
at the gym.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Throwing your stink nose' that's the full set almost.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Far out man, getting a bit of a rep there made.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyway, she says to me, She says, why don't you
just use that one right there? And as it turns out,
they've installed a new machine. Now they've got a couple
of these these fly chest fly machines in there as well. Right, So,
once again I've put myself into a situation where I've
been asking a woman how much longer she's going to
(14:28):
be on a machine when there's a machine that's exactly
the same and no one's using it about two feet away.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
That's twice in three days.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It's not good.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And you're not doing good intentionally, right, you're not just honestly,
I don't even see it. Because it's had the same
set up for so long, and now they've added new machines.
I did just spot a couple of them, a couple
of row machines they've got over there. But yeah, they've
had all these other machines, and I just I'm blind
to them because they haven't been there before. And now
I'm assuming I've got a name, They've put my photo
up behind the Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Going to suck.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Can imagine in the woman's changing room.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Now they're all going, has that dude come up to
you and ask how many reps you've got to go yet?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Plus there is that you remember when the old guy
was taking a shower and you're waiting for him outside.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, yeah, And oh my god, nogie, this could be
quite serious.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You know what the thing about is is it's actually innocent, Yes,
but it doesn't look it.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Often these things are.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, and yet it's very hard if I found myself
in court, very hard to defend.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, that's one of those things too, that you suddenly
become really self conscious and paranoid about it, and you
actually start doing it out of panic, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, you start asking girls to use the machine out
of panic.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Yes, because you're going How many more reps you got
to go?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Right?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I felt so bad I nearly put my shirt back on.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Yeah, let's your ship was off that whole time?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, well, why wouldn't you when you're packing like you are?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Mate? You know what I'm saying, Hey, keasy, what how
many reps you got? Left? Man? Gross?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Who?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
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There on the Radio Honarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
At the time is four thirty nine, and it's great
to have you at your company wherever you are in
this great country of ours.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Great point Jase. Also reminder to keep an air out.
If you hear a song here on Hodaky with some
fiddle mixed into it, call us straight away on oh
eight hundred Hadarky. You could win your share of twenty
five grand. It is the twenty five grand Fiddler. How
good could strike at any moment? Birthday boy, Keezy over there,
look at him.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Hey, fellas, I I've taken up a hobby call me.
Do you guys like hobbies?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah? I love?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It depends on them what they are. But I've taken
up something that I used to do when I was young.
I used to do it with me my grandma there
knitting nice oh really thing. Yeah, it's quite good for
just doing when you're sitting there watching the tally, and
you don't really have to concentrate too much.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Not if you've got a real neck for a audy
j which I do have you got on nets neck.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Magi, which has been passed down through the generations. On
my father's side, my mother's got two left hands. She
can't knit to save yourself, surely. Similarly, my grandmother she
was quite good, but not as good as my granddad,
and all the way back up the line, all great knitters.
But of course they could it very sex suspect then keys.
He couldn't have a man knitting, so my grandmother would
(01:24):
have to get all the credit for the incredible jersey
she was knitting, but it was actually my granddad that
was doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, so a sad tale there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
But anyway, I've done a few booties, done some booties
like slippers, No booties. Booties are for you know, little
kids and things like that. I just dropped them off
down at the mission. Sure I love yeah kids like
that kiuds like little booties. Next thing was sort of
like the adult ones, the winter sort of socks with
a thicker sort of a don you know, a big,
big thick mastard there, and they went pretty well. And
(01:55):
now I've just done my first spar pool. Well I'm
almost finished. Nice, got that out. Yeah, a spar and
I'm just finishing off the cover at the moment. But jeez, man,
a hell a lot cheaper.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Bet it is.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
But so did you follow like a guide or a
knitting pattern.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Well, once you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Get good at it keezy like I have, you can
sort of make it up as you go along. You
sort of get a little bit of an eye for it.
You're like, oh yeah, and you do little pieces, little
pieces at a time there, so it is just like
one big ring. So if you imagine a jersey without
any sleeves on it, and it was just a ring,
so that but much much much bigger. Yeah yeah, And
(02:35):
then you build a separate little base for it and
you knit that all on that and yeah, you're pretty
much done. Does it have like jets?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Jets?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You need some jets in it, some little jets. And
does it hold water? Yeah? Well it's a spa man, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Pointers if it didn't hold water?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting because quite genuinely, because it was
all the rage back in the day.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
On set people used to knit all the time, you
remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And funnily enough, my wife started last week, right, and
she's she's into it too, knitting.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Old Hody j sock.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
You were telling me you're one sock. You're telling me
off here that she was knitting you a Willie Warmer.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
She's she's knitting me.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
A sock, and you're saying that she's using more wool
than I am.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
With my sparple mate.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It was so funny in the week and she was like, Oh,
this isn't gonna fit off the spotlight. I go for
another couple of another couple of bundles of yan yan.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
All right, make you doing You could make me like
a sweeter or something.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, man, it's difficult. Some things are tricky, like with you. Yeah,
because you've got two arms that are different links.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
I forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
June, did you forget about that?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I forgot.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I heard that you can knit chivrole across.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Can you say the name of selwyn Ella dub.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And Keisey Temple of the job there on the Radio
Hot Achy Big Show Tuesday afternoon the time four thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
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from beer Vanner Down and Wellington. We will be doing
the afternoon session, the second session, of course, you've got
the Friday and the saiday, then if you want to
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Speaker 2 (04:28):
Were you here to hang on? You have to be
a van What was that you mentioned in the podcast?
I think it was the podcast that you were going
to have three hundred steps?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Do you want to put down a challenge for yourself? Brother? Totally? Yeah,
good bye, that's a big challenge.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
But if you would like to not only win a
double pass to go to be a Vanna a VIP
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I'm doing this, it's for the listeners.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Just f y okay, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
If you never get the hang of there, yeah, but
as soon as you say the with you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's funny because when he's saying that, I'm like, god,
I'd love to score that prize.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
You're going to be there in the VP area with them.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
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like to win that, head to the Haducky Big Show
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on it and you could win those tickets. All right,
what do I say, Mike, hey fellow, should we update
Vanilla Radio?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sure, man, the topic today, Jason. You brought it forward,
didn't you, Fella?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I sure did. Yeah, wearing socks with jandles, yes or no?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And you were like, nah, I'm vigorously against it, whereas.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I was like, yeah, man, that's all good. And then
Mogi had a hot take.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Only when I'm making love. Hang on, that wasn't I
thought of a heart take?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, that's a double hot take, double hot take.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Whenever we do some Vanilla radio, the text machine lights up.
All right, okay, fellas, you're doing it wrong. I go
stealth mode, which means you wear the jendles inside the socks.
Oh yes, you see socks and jennals as channels and socks,
you see.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Because that kind of seems to me to defeat the
purpose of wearing a gender, which is for the eeration, Mogi,
having your feet out in the fresh air.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And protection against the old ground there as well, they
are you going to get holes in your socks?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Chase, Yeah, that's true. You Yeah, careful man.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
As you will make that a topic tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
What do you like holes in your sock?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Everyone? No, one likes holes in the sock.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I don't mind. They might quite like poka mata.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Sorry someone here suggesting that crocs and socks are where
it's at.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
That's a different conversation. That's not about jendle.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
That's off topic.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Okay, we'll do it on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, socks and sandals. No, that's like me wearing sneakers
and fish nets.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's from cheers bred man.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
You ever want any fish nets, Maggie.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I haven't been, but I've got nothing against it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, I don't know how good my legs would look.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
I think ma would look good?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Would I we wearing them for sexy in as kizi?
Or for comfort? Because what's what purpose to the fish nets?
I think you'd wear them while catching fish?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Sure, No, you'd wear them while you're at the gym.
Pervan on that check you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
With perven on? Oh you're true.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
That's when you have your fish necks.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I do that fish necks? Fish? Next?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Did I say fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Fish don't have necks, man, don't they That's the thing
about them. I guess you're right, that's an interesting point.
What about what's the what's the deal with fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Jase?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
That can be another topic, fish fish necks?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well, I'll keep the text coming in on three four
eight three, Familar. Actually, I don't care anymore about pugs
sitting out fifty a night and day.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Vouch is like that going out of fashion.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh wow, this Chune's big sure is. It's a great
song day.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiki.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
MARGI just putting the blinds down there because the sun
is getting right in your blind eye, wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
It was man, And it's.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Very very distracting. Now, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Daffodil Days coming up, and Radio Hodaki and the Big
Show are going to be a big part of that,
aren't we keasy?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Certainly are jays this?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, not this Friday, but next Friday, the thirtieth of
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(08:46):
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Speaker 5 (08:52):
Wakkazy? When's it?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wins it? Did you say? Thirtieth of August? Yeah, Friday,
faraway and they started fundraising. Yeah, we're doing we literally
how much only we got?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah, I want to know where we're at.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And also I want to know how we're deciding who
gets to do the jump off the bread.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Well that'll be happening next week.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I mean, okay cool because I'm yeah massively.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah. Hey fellows.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Earlier on we were talking about when you have people
over the stay and your wife makes you change the sheets.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yes, even if it's just been one night.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Even if it's just been one night. Hood j This
is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We've had a bunch of texts come through here on
the old three four eight three there. One of them
se is just clean your sheets, Muggie, your six son
of a bee.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
But also can I just make the point? No, I
just want to make the point.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know, the sheets are a pain in the ass
to wash to you, then they've got to hang them
out in the line, and then they dip in and
they dip down into dog poos.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
That's my thing. If it was easy, I wouldn't be
worried about it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
If I just threw them away, that would be fine,
although taking them off the bed would be more more
effort than.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't get me fitted sheets.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
We had another text going through here. Just changed the
pillow case.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh yeah, nice, because often you have mates around they've
dribbled all over it and it's covered in snot and
all sorts. And if you just change the pellow case,
it will smell fresh.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You can almost perfume an old or like flip the
pillow and just perfume it.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
No one will even know.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Well, I think you change its fellas well.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's not bad. But you're also discounting the groinal discharge.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
A groinal discharge, Can you give me a bit more information.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There might be some discharge in that area area for example,
the groinal area.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Well, I mean it could be.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wheeze distadging wheeze. I mean, if somebody wet wet the bed,
I would change the sheets. In fact, i'd expect the
guests to change the sheet. Sure to be honest with
you and take the bed and buy me a new bed.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I just get the hair dryer out.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Mogi.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You're a nude sleeper in summer, right, yeah, just like me,
and I'm a nude sleeping winter. Would you sleep nude
in someone's bed in the stranger's house. Yeah, that's a
bit trickier, trickier, And that's.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
My comment about growing or discharge and I.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Do as well, Kezy, it's just a bit tricky.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's just but yeah, it's so tricky to do that.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It's a little bit tricky. Aren't you all found out
like it?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Aren't you afraid? You know, if you're going full baff
in bed and stuff of sort of skiddies?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No, I mean I've always done more than two wipes, okay, Yeah,
so it's never been an issue that I'm going to
get skids on the sheets.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, would be weird.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Can see how you'd be worried about that.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Sure, yeahah, yeah, that's why you wear two pairs of
monies to be at AJS.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Well, I just it's a lot to keep containing a
thin penis.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
That's what I feel like that.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Indeed didn't give us there on the radio hoed Archy
Big Show This Thursday afternoon, Keyty did a very unfair thing, Mogie.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
He went into.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
The office there, grabbed a bag of chips, opened them
up and left them open right next to me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
I mean, what's that about, man, That's just a setup.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Show a bit of self control.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well, I was hungry and I could have near you,
because every time there's chips, you smash them exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, but I thought there was like your thing that
you did.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, Chip, you're not going to have any you know,
I have some. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
That just means I have to work out harder at
the gym.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, speaking of gym, I was at the gym this morning,
five am, doors open, mate, and I was in there.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I was And somehow you still manage to make a
fall of yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Sure, and somehow there still ends up being competition for
the different apparatus that's there in the gym. So I
was doing my workouts there and I had a bit
of a crowd had gathered round to watch me keasy
because I am checking some tend at the moment.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Boy, I tell you what really Yeah, And I had
my shirt off too.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh that's I love it when a little bit of
a crowd around me and that they worked at the gym,
and they like, can you put your you know, your
ship back?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And I was like, yeah, in a minute's did you
flex your picture?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
They're always popping away. I can't help it. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I wanted to use the chest fly machine kesy one
helps your busy growth. And there was a woman there
and she was using that machine and I was like,
oh god, I've got to use that, but I'll go
and do something else, and saying she's still she's somebody
that sits on a machine but is mostly the too
(13:31):
yarn to people and to cruise. I'm assuming social media
and other things and that's up to her. She's paid
her money just like me. She can do what she wants. Anyway,
I went over there, I plucked up my carriage and
I went over there to her and I says to her.
I looked her in the eye and I says, how
many more sets have you got?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Left?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Knowing that she hadn't done anything on it for about
fifteen minutes, and she looked at me and she actually
gave me the stink.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I again, Wow another.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Yeah, that's two in one week.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
There's two stinkys this week I've had. And that's only
at the gym.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Throwing your stink nose' that's the full set almost.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Far out man, getting a bit of a rep there made.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyway, she says to me, She says, why don't you
just use that one right there? And as it turns out,
they've installed a new machine. Now they've got a couple
of these these fly chest fly machines in there as well. Right, So,
once again I've put myself into a situation where I've
been asking a woman how much longer she's going to
(14:28):
be on a machine when there's a machine that's exactly
the same and no one's using it about two feet away.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
That's twice in three days.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It's not good.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And you're not doing good intentionally, right, you're not just honestly,
I don't even see it. Because it's had the same
set up for so long, and now they've added new machines.
I did just spot a couple of them, a couple
of row machines they've got over there. But yeah, they've
had all these other machines, and I just I'm blind
to them because they haven't been there before. And now
I'm assuming I've got a name, They've put my photo
up behind the Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Going to suck.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Can imagine in the woman's changing room.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Now they're all going, has that dude come up to
you and ask how many reps you've got to go yet?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Plus there is that you remember when the old guy
was taking a shower and you're waiting for him outside.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, yeah, And oh my god, nogie, this could be
quite serious.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You know what the thing about is is it's actually innocent, Yes,
but it doesn't look it.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Often these things are.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, and yet it's very hard if I found myself
in court, very hard to defend.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, that's one of those things too, that you suddenly
become really self conscious and paranoid about it, and you
actually start doing it out of panic, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, you start asking girls to use the machine out
of panic.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Yes, because you're going How many more reps you got
to go?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Right?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I felt so bad I nearly put my shirt back on.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Yeah, let's your ship was off that whole time?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, well, why wouldn't you when you're packing like you are?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Mate? You know what I'm saying, Hey, keasy, what how
many reps you got? Left? Man? Gross?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Who?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
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