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December 13, 2025 10 mins

On today's bonus best bits, Jase encounters his worst nightmare and Keyzie has a crafty festive idea.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
beautiful Tuesday evening fellas something very strange happened to.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Me today, A strange encounter, no strange.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Encounters of the.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, I suppose in a weird kind of way, it
was a strange encounter.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
But luckily you played the thing then.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I didn't really encounter the other thing that was
going on. Usually with my strange encounters, it's with a
human being, yes, and they say weird stuff to me.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
But you can encounter have an encounter with an animal
or you know, with a freakin I don't know alien.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, I'll tell you what I had an encounter with.
I was sitting out of my deck there, my little
cutoff denims and my crops, sucking on my vight, watching
a bit of political stuff Efan and Jeff and quietly
to myself, and I heard this weird noise and I
was like, what the is you see? Come on, Keezy,

(01:04):
come on man, what is that? I said to myself.
And it was kind of electrical, yes, but I couldn't
quite play it can you.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Do an imitation of the noise for us ogling?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It was more it was more of a.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, like that sounds mechanical.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, okay, And so somewhat befuddled, I wandered out into.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
My lawn, which is into your lawn.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Onto my lawn. Now, I had my denims on man cut.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Off and it's crocs and I've had a big, big.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Lawn, by the way, so there's plenty of space for
me to view stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've heard that you've got a massive lawn and a
tiny dick.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And above me, about probably fifty meters in the air,
a drone.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh wow. Oh that's annoying because everywhere nowadays.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Right above my house.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
And I was like, my god, what's a drone doing
right above my house? And I found a very off
pudding But then it sort of tilted a little bit
and would go away about ten meters and then come
back again right and it did that for about ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
What's going on there?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Wow? Umm, it might have been shooting a real estate video.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
So someone's trying to sell my.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
House somebody else's hopefully it was pointing in its camera
somewhere else. Oh okay, yeah, maybe shooting directly down, maybe
shooting at a forty five?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, because where do they have the camera.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
And a drone on the underside?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh okay, because it was literally directly above.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I've got a video of it.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's not pointing straight down. It's not a bit of
bird's eye view.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
So yeah, so it wasn't It was definitely a drone.
Well it's sort of what did it look like?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh it was black?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I had a bit of white on it.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, a bit of white okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I was like whoa yeah yeah, and then I
had little propellers on it.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well more kind of wings, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Drone with wings?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, Well, drones have wings, don't they?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
They do? Will some of them do?

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Those are more of the military style ones because they
much beggar, you see, the US would have those. They
go out a real height like in Pluribus. They have
drones on Blurribus. They do very high.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The fex wing yeah, fixed wings, fix.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Wing, not unlike they moved.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
They flapped, well, they flapped, yeah, but I mean drones
have flappy wings, don't they. That?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Other than the Pluribus drones. I don't think so. I
think you're describing a beer.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
It sounds like a toy with that white But was
it a toy?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Was it like sort of greeny in the sunlight.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, it was black right and had white sort of
down the chest.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, that's a that sounds like a toy.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Sounds like a seagull. Was it a sea gull?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It wasn't a penguin, was it?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
What can they fly?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
You tell me a penguin was lying over your house.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But the weird thing was it flew off and went
into a tree and just stayed there on Back to
its drone nest for.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Whoa my Heart Radio, Alter Ego. Let's get another great
New Zealand in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Well it's get too.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
In fact, by the way, on the cricket we're seventy
three ahead in the West. Indies have just kicked off
store yet to score feelers.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Back to Alter Ego, which is put on thanks to
iHeartRadio and thanks to I Mates it in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You will win flights for you in a Mate direct.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
You also get a free hotel of course, and a
thousand dollars spending money.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Good bloody good mate, let's go to the phone Line's
good a David?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Your may a Barstard? How's live? Yeah? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
On your way home? Are you David?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I am pulled over to take a call.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Have you Have you done an honor s Day's work
for an honor Stay's dollar?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah? I think I have.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
What do you do for a cross? Are you sick?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Manager?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
There? We do?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Finance man?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Actually I need one of those. Maybe David and I
can have a little check. Well, I just we were
just talking about financial financial managers before. So hey, David,
if you won, who would you take with you? Well,
my son would be horribly upset because he's a massive
Green Day fan, right, but I probably still have to

(05:39):
take the missus.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah that's the one man, No, diffinitely mean yeah, fair
enough Dave.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
The trick is I think Green.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Day play last on the the last ones, you know
the headline in the show. So if you tell your
son that you went went along but then you went
home before Green Day, man, he'd be stoked.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Get on your day. If you hold the an old
pugs will chuck you in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Get a hate in your mad bastard. How's life really good?
I tell you what I see? You're in welly? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Watching the cricket at the same time, bluddy beautiful down
there today, mate.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
How of the day?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Especially up on the coffee coast.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
That's a trick man, know, Hey, Hayen, I've always wondered this.
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
I'm a builder.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I could use a build around my place, just in
terms of my dick and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Hayden, who would you take with your mate?

Speaker 7 (06:34):
I think I'd have to make one of the boys
scrap it out.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I think, yeah, it's one of the boys out for
here to pick.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Men.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Who would you choose?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I don't know, man, hard Just say it, man and
then you know that you love it.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
I can't put it out there.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, I get you. I get you, all right, mate?
Will you stay on the line and Puck Sam will
take care of you? All right?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Good on your mate, mate.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
It's a it's a massive prize fellas as mentioned there,
you could go see Green Day, Live, Cage the Elephant,
Sublime plenty more, as well a hotel one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You and La thanks to New Zealand. It's good eating.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, it is so good, so good.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Oh, he's been a t rex.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Aky you two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening the time five forty four.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Hey earlier and the show fellas. We offered the listeners
the chance to text through on three four eight three
what they'd like for Christmas from Santa. Yes, and then
we would have a word to Santa and just see
if we can make it happen. Keep those texts coming through.
By the way, we're going to read more out after six.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
In the meantime. Over the weekend, I just dooe to doos.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
I discovered quite an interesting idea for Christmas. A friend
of ours made homemade Christmas crackers. Homemade home made Christmas crackers, Yes,
And the thing I liked about it was they she
had tailor made the Christmas crackers to each person, which

(08:10):
I quite liked.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Because normally your Christmas cracker, it contains it, it contains
your your stupid sort of Mogi jokes. You know, your
dad jokes, don't they yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
So in this case, it did ever Moggi joking.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
It was a joke in there.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I think it was like, how does center Let me
try to remember it.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
This is good stuff.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Yeah, sorry, we'll come back to Yeah, that's the jokes
are key though. The joke makes the crackler.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, as in terms of crackers, they have those little
sort of trinkets in them, often too, depending on the
quality of the cracker.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
And the trinkets oftentimes aren't very good, are they as
the landfill?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yes, yeah, no, totally. And that's what I liked about
these Christmas That's what I liked about these Christmas.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Crackers was that the things inside weren't just garbage.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
For example, so there was a Mogi joke obviously a
little prop of paper there and it said, hey, this
is a Moggi joke.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And Parks would have connies in there, maybe one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
So if I was giving one to Parks, if I
was giving Bigs a cracker, it would have connies in there.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
So it you'd be Christmas morning, You're seeing around the table.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
With Mum and Nan and Dad and blah blah whoever,
and then you pull it and then all these connies
would fall out into the ambrosure. Yes, for me, it
was a couple of golf balls and some teas, right,
I was like some golf balls Christmas Cracker.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I was like that cracker pull.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It must be a huge cracker.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
I don't know if we should keep, like, can we
stop saying the word? So yeah, I was just thinking
maybe next year or this Christmas, I might I was
thinking of doing the same thing and custom making the.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four
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