September 20, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Jase needs his quiet dump time, we chat to some potential Fiji Swingers and Pugs has a bone to pick.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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In a few weeks. Yeah, then one day this one.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Comes from anonymous female Anonymous, get a feelers. I'm a
stay at home mum with three kids under seven, ruining
me financially and emotionally at all times.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah, how good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Away, shout out to all the parents out there, just
all having it backbones.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I yearn for five pm every day when my stud
will come home and how with the household duties, maybe
even occupy the kids, put on a little bit of dinner.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Maybe. However, what she been doing all day?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
What has she been doing all do Why isn't she
getting the dinner on the house? Should be sorted doing
it when he gets home? What's job? Hang on, I'm
not even joking.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
However, he gets in the door and no less than
five minutes later, says he's busting for the toilet. He's turtling,
he can't wait. He then proceeds to spend about forty
minutes on the toilet, and I suspect it's not all
about the ablutions. He even has the cheek to send
me a few tiktoks from his phone while he's in there.
Am I missing something? What is he possibly doing in
there for this long? And what is the best plan
to confront him? Any advice please?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
If he comes home to a spotless house and the
dinner's on the table mate, he won't be in the
toilet at all.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It is a crucial part of any man's life. That's
taking it damp, isn't it. Well, it's my quiet time.
It's time for just me.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
When do you hear it?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Out?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Time on the golf court.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
When I get to have a darry, do a bit
of reading, catch up with a few things.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Online, pay some bills.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, I pay some bills. It's my quiet time, it's
my meditative time. Yeah, and then I squeeze one out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I feel like the world is an ordering.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Sure, right, so that's your excuse.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
What are the kids here?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
There's three seven, Yeah, so a couple of them you
would think would be at school. Yeah maybe, yeah, right, yeah,
what's your advice to the mogie? Well, I'm just sort
of thinking, well, yeah, if she's asking, I mean, the
question she's asking is what's he doing on the he's
avoiding you and his family?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What he's doing.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Maybe he's maybe he's got like it depends what he
does for a living, though, because he might have one
of those jobs where he's just had a guts for
all day. He might be a teacher, he hates kids
and just wants to sit down and back one out.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
And yeah, or pretend to pretend he's not going to
dump at five.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It sounds yeah, well exactly, it sounds like he's having
an affair.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I think he's having an affair, and he's.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually secretly messaging some other person while he's in the
two toilet.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You don't think he's having the affair. In the toilet
and they're sneaking in the window.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yes, they could be.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, expect So what you've got to do.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't think you want to be in a situation
where you're making love to someone while taking it down.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
No, no, Jase, I don't think he's doing both. I
think doing the poos is like a cover. Yeah, and
then what he might do is they'll like make love
and then she'll or he was escape out the window,
and then he might just like rip aass flush the
toilet and they'd be like, well, I don't go in
there for a while.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. Nice. But actually you make a
really good point.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No one that I've ever known, apart from Mogi, takes
a dump at five.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
But it's the same reasons I'm trying to avoid you, guys.
I'm just spending forty minutes away from you.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I get that very unusual.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, I think you've got to boot the door down
and confront him. Yeah, I think so, and get.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
The kids around as well and film it.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I think, why don't you hide in the toilet so
that you can see what's going on? Yes, in the system,
in the cistern or under the bath or kind of town.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Well, if you've got a.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
So maybe you could hide on the towel rack and
put a towel over you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But just imagine though, if we've got it totally wrong
and he is doing a forty minute.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Pooh every single day, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You're sitting there hiding under the towel on the towel rat, yeah,
and listening to him grunt one.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
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Speaker 9 (04:34):
Bulla racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Just before you get into things, Jace, we've had a
request here on three four eight three because of your voice,
can you please get Jas to say, don't let Plankton
steal the Krabby paddy formula.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Don't let Plankton steal the Krabby paddy formula.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's the one time his voice sounds okay, now can
you go.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Mister crabs.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hey, So we are going to Fiji. We're going to
play golf, We're going to go stay at the beautiful
Intercontinental Resort with flying Fiji aways. It's going to be
an amazing long weekend of sand sun and hitting balls
at sex.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, I was thinking sex. What was I thinking that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Because we're going to have sex?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Save some sand and.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Wait, hang on, is your partner coming? No?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Should we go to the phone line?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Shure man?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah, Dave?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If you're met Barset, how's life Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You yeah? Not bead mates? Not bad? What do you
do for a crust, Dave?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I'm a foighter.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I used to be a firefighter back in the day, Dave.
I was out in a place called on any Point.
I was one of the volunteer firefighters. We get together
every cheese daying get steamed.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Lucky there was no fires when we were there.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I think Joseph's mixing up between being a firefighter and
fire truck in his beard when he got steamed.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yeah, Dave.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Do you like it when people say, oh, I used
to be a firefighter and tell real punishing stories about
getting steamed?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Very good?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Do you like golf, Dave?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I love my goal on your mate, And if you're
won and you came to mate, who do you bring?
I don't think I can technically, I'll probably do the
old playoff for clean A cup of my golf mates.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What handicap you're running there?
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's way out of the league. It's really getting him
right now, all right. We don't want to make him
make us look bad.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
No, no, Dave, you're in the draw mate, all right,
puckson'll chuck in there right.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On your mate? Good Michael, your man bars? And how's live? Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Fellows?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Doing you good? Man? Good? What do you do for
a cross? Michael?
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Turner? Mate?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Going casey? Ask him tick?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That's welding's bogy?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Just out of curiosity, Michael, do you prefer meg welding
or tig welding?
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So when you're training to be a fit of Turner
do you?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You just get some stuff and you got is that fit? Yeah?
Turn it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Literally made one hundred percent? Are you qualified?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
As Jose Well?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I ast to a bit of fitting turning back in
my day, just gazed around on a Tuesday night again.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, I was actually a volunteer turn a fit. Michael.
Do you play golf?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Very very badly?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're with we'll put you.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
In with Jackson.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The price.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Who would you take with you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm going to have to say my mate came here.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
She gave me the clubs that i'll play with.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
He wanted me to go along play with him.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Two years of wearing clubs.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So he gave me a seat.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
What was his name, keml Emma ding Dong Camel indeed,
oh the camel.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You are good on you, Michael, Good luck, mate, Stay
on the line and I'll Pug Sam look after you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hate Keasy?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What is a feeder and turner? What do they do? Seriously?
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
So they take things, yes, and they fit them into
tight spaces and just give them a turn.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, So literally that's what? Okay? Oh an appeal jem
Why not turn it out?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
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Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ike Sublime on Thehidocky Big Show thirty minutes past fourth
Thursday Afternoon, Hoodie Jake Back Monday and Pugs Smoggi before
we continue with the show, Pugs, I feel like I
mentioned it earlier. It's an awkward vibe in here at
the moment, and I feel like it was caused by
the drive home last night. I feel like you hate me,
you really hate Mogi and I feel like you might
(09:00):
have a bone to pickle something to get off your chairs,
am I right?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Can I say this, I don't hate either of you.
I have nothing but love for both of you and
my heart point man, I do have a bone to
pick though, I.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Got a bowl.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Did you hate MOGGI just then when you get to.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
The point that good man.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Brother No.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Obviously, big day yesterday, fantastic work from you both at
the live show that we did on Mount Monganoi Beach
in total of the year. I was celebrating the Black Clash.
It was a big day, long day, long day two.
We drove down and back in one day. I was driving,
which was great. I love driving with you guys. It's
always niceing already with the Fellas driving, I guess you're
(09:40):
driving right by. Yeah, if you've got a bone to
pick we can a bit later on.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
But obviously got back at about I think what was
it like nine or ten or something like that after
the show, and Chris you.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Were very kind in offering me offering to help me
pick up the gear from the car the broadcast tick.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, because you said, all right, leave it to me, Fellers,
we'll see you later on And I was like, yeah,
I can help you if you want.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You were like, you're like gear if you like yeah, right,
all good.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
But I just sort of wondered.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
I was just kind of curious as to what or
how you guys got a fairy growing up that cleans
up all your rubbish when you eat food.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And shit in the car.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I don't eat shit in the car.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Man, you might as well have list that you left
behind your seco So is this everyone?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Because I'm pretty SERI I'm pretty sure I took my
rubbish out.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Oh did you?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Did you want me to run through? So obviously we
made a couple of stops. We've got some food and
stuff on the way back, as you do on any roads.
Always an exciting opportunity, and we were lucky enough to
get some Reburger at the broadcast.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
It was delicious.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
So I had a bit of rubbish left behind, standy
kind of thing, and I got at the same time
I got the gear. So that was a coke zero bottle,
a gas station eg what do they say baking, an
egg sandwich packet, and a Reburger fries box left there.
Now pop over to Mogi's seat in the back back
(11:04):
left there just a water bottle in there, just bottle
sitting in there.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
And then also you're watching your towel, which.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
That was a mistake.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
That's your stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
So when I was there, packs and I want you
to know, I had my chip can packet. Yeah, yeah,
my Reburger chip packet. I had arms full of stuff.
But I made sure that I grabbed that box. And
also there was an empty Coca Cola in the back
of the seat. Yeah, I made sure I grabbed that
as well. Awesome, and take that with me because that
was my that's my rubbish. The water bottle, I apologized, Well,
(11:35):
that was meant to still be in my backpack this morning,
so that was a drop as well.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
That's cool. I appreciate the explanation.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
There.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Over in Jason's seat, guess everything gas station chicken sandwich packet.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there on the floor by his feet,
Is that all?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
And then we go over to keysy seat and the
passenger seat there was a box of Reburger Cumua chips
with a few left just for me, cress and a
water bottle too, So I just yeah, I just wondered
how I can get my hands on the fury that
cleans up all your guys.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Shit, Pugs, Yeah, you parked so close to the car
next to us that I couldn't hop out, let alone
do it whilst carrying rubber.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
So it's my fault for the part.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So you said you wanted some Kuma fries. I said that,
did I? You said you wanted You said, yeah, of
those Kuma fries. I said years.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I said that after sarcastically, because you yelled out to
me from across the car bug after leaving your trash.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And no, no, no no, you said you wanted the
Koma froze. So that's why I left them the.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow. What are we going to
do about it?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Well, first of all, I think Pugs should go reset
his license and learn to park a bit further away
so people can hop out. I mean, look, seriously, mate,
so what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
There?
Speaker 6 (12:48):
One packet of chips, yeah, in a water.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Bottle and water bottles and a gas station sandwich. Ye,
just packing up after you. Yeah, man, I also just
had the broadcast gear to grab as well.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Up.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah, whiskey offer to help you at.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
The elevated door about a kilometer away.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Honestly, man, it feels like you're getting the case of
the woody jiz bots. I feel like you need a holiday, man, Yeah,
because if that is bringing you to your knees, you
need some recent time.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
You need a bit of pagsan time.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm sorry, man, thank you, that's all I needed.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Chris, don't rent a.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Car if you're going on holiday though. Yes, wait, let
your missus drive.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
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Show this Monday evening, our fellows. A lot of people
are struggling out there at the moment, and what they
need is a bit of.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Big show advice.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Gmail dot com, get in touch.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're the failers.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's a really email address.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
If you need advice, one hundred percent anonymous, meet pattyp
sixty nine at gmail dot com. If we read it out,
you instantly get a fifty little reburg avoutch And by
instantly I meant like.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
In a few weeks. Yeah, then one day this one.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Comes from anonymous female Anonymous, get a feelers. I'm a
stay at home mum with three kids under seven, ruining
me financially and emotionally at all times.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah, how good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Away, shout out to all the parents out there, just
all having it backbones.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I yearn for five pm every day when my stud
will come home and how with the household duties, maybe
even occupy the kids, put on a little bit of dinner.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Maybe. However, what she been doing all day?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
What has she been doing all do Why isn't she
getting the dinner on the house? Should be sorted doing
it when he gets home? What's job? Hang on, I'm
not even joking.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
However, he gets in the door and no less than
five minutes later, says he's busting for the toilet. He's turtling,
he can't wait. He then proceeds to spend about forty
minutes on the toilet, and I suspect it's not all
about the ablutions. He even has the cheek to send
me a few tiktoks from his phone while he's in there.
Am I missing something? What is he possibly doing in
there for this long? And what is the best plan
to confront him? Any advice please?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
If he comes home to a spotless house and the
dinner's on the table mate, he won't be in the
toilet at all.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, but it is.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It is a crucial part of any man's life. That's
taking it damp, isn't it. Well, it's my quiet time.
It's time for just me.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
When do you hear it?
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Out?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Time on the golf court.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
When I get to have a darry, do a bit
of reading, catch up with a few things.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Online, pay some bills.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, I pay some bills. It's my quiet time, it's
my meditative time. Yeah, and then I squeeze one out.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I feel like the world is an ordering.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Sure, right, so that's your excuse.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
What are the kids here?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
There's three seven, Yeah, so a couple of them you
would think would be at school. Yeah maybe, yeah, right, yeah,
what's your advice to the mogie? Well, I'm just sort
of thinking, well, yeah, if she's asking, I mean, the
question she's asking is what's he doing on the he's
avoiding you and his family?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What he's doing.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Maybe he's maybe he's got like it depends what he
does for a living, though, because he might have one
of those jobs where he's just had a guts for
all day. He might be a teacher, he hates kids
and just wants to sit down and back one out.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
And yeah, or pretend to pretend he's not going to
dump at five.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It sounds yeah, well exactly, it sounds like he's having
an affair.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I think he's having an affair, and he's.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually secretly messaging some other person while he's in the
two toilet.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You don't think he's having the affair. In the toilet
and they're sneaking in the window.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yes, they could be.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, expect So what you've got to do.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't think you want to be in a situation
where you're making love to someone while taking it down.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
No, no, Jase, I don't think he's doing both. I
think doing the poos is like a cover. Yeah, and
then what he might do is they'll like make love
and then she'll or he was escape out the window,
and then he might just like rip aass flush the
toilet and they'd be like, well, I don't go in
there for a while.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. Nice. But actually you make a
really good point.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No one that I've ever known, apart from Mogi, takes
a dump at five.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
But it's the same reasons I'm trying to avoid you, guys.
I'm just spending forty minutes away from you.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I get that very unusual.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, I think you've got to boot the door down
and confront him. Yeah, I think so, and get.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
The kids around as well and film it.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I think, why don't you hide in the toilet so
that you can see what's going on? Yes, in the system,
in the cistern or under the bath or kind of town.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Well, if you've got a.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
So maybe you could hide on the towel rack and
put a towel over you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But just imagine though, if we've got it totally wrong
and he is doing a forty minute.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Pooh every single day, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You're sitting there hiding under the towel on the towel rat, yeah,
and listening to him grunt one.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Out the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodarky The Big Show. Swingers Club is back, and this
time it's going global.
Speaker 9 (04:34):
Bulla racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Just before you get into things, Jace, we've had a
request here on three four eight three because of your voice,
can you please get Jas to say, don't let Plankton
steal the Krabby paddy formula.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Don't let Plankton steal the Krabby paddy formula.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's the one time his voice sounds okay, now can
you go.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Mister crabs.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hey, So we are going to Fiji. We're going to
play golf, We're going to go stay at the beautiful
Intercontinental Resort with flying Fiji aways. It's going to be
an amazing long weekend of sand sun and hitting balls
at sex.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, I was thinking sex. What was I thinking that?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Because we're going to have sex?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Save some sand and.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Wait, hang on, is your partner coming? No?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Should we go to the phone line?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Shure man?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What do you?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah, Dave?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If you're met Barset, how's life Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You yeah? Not bead mates? Not bad? What do you
do for a crust, Dave?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I'm a foighter.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I used to be a firefighter back in the day, Dave.
I was out in a place called on any Point.
I was one of the volunteer firefighters. We get together
every cheese daying get steamed.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Lucky there was no fires when we were there.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
I think Joseph's mixing up between being a firefighter and
fire truck in his beard when he got steamed.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yeah, Dave.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Do you like it when people say, oh, I used
to be a firefighter and tell real punishing stories about
getting steamed?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Very good?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Do you like golf, Dave?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I love my goal on your mate, And if you're
won and you came to mate, who do you bring?
I don't think I can technically, I'll probably do the
old playoff for clean A cup of my golf mates.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What handicap you're running there?
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's way out of the league. It's really getting him
right now, all right. We don't want to make him
make us look bad.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
No, no, Dave, you're in the draw mate, all right,
puckson'll chuck in there right.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
On your mate? Good Michael, your man bars? And how's live? Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Fellows?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Doing you good? Man? Good? What do you do for
a cross? Michael?
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Turner? Mate?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Going casey? Ask him tick?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That's welding's bogy?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Just out of curiosity, Michael, do you prefer meg welding
or tig welding?
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So when you're training to be a fit of Turner
do you?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You just get some stuff and you got is that fit? Yeah?
Turn it.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Literally made one hundred percent? Are you qualified?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
As Jose Well?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I ast to a bit of fitting turning back in
my day, just gazed around on a Tuesday night again.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, I was actually a volunteer turn a fit. Michael.
Do you play golf?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Very very badly?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're with we'll put you.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
In with Jackson.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The price.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Who would you take with you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm going to have to say my mate came here.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
She gave me the clubs that i'll play with.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
He wanted me to go along play with him.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Two years of wearing clubs.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So he gave me a seat.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
What was his name, keml Emma ding Dong Camel indeed,
oh the camel.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You are good on you, Michael, Good luck, mate, Stay
on the line and I'll Pug Sam look after you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hate Keasy?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What is a feeder and turner? What do they do? Seriously?
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
So they take things, yes, and they fit them into
tight spaces and just give them a turn.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, So literally that's what? Okay? Oh an appeal jem
Why not turn it out?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
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Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ike Sublime on Thehidocky Big Show thirty minutes past fourth
Thursday Afternoon, Hoodie Jake Back Monday and Pugs Smoggi before
we continue with the show, Pugs, I feel like I
mentioned it earlier. It's an awkward vibe in here at
the moment, and I feel like it was caused by
the drive home last night. I feel like you hate me,
you really hate Mogi and I feel like you might
(09:00):
have a bone to pickle something to get off your chairs,
am I right?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Can I say this, I don't hate either of you.
I have nothing but love for both of you and
my heart point man, I do have a bone to
pick though, I.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Got a bowl.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Did you hate MOGGI just then when you get to.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
The point that good man.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Brother No.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Obviously, big day yesterday, fantastic work from you both at
the live show that we did on Mount Monganoi Beach
in total of the year. I was celebrating the Black Clash.
It was a big day, long day, long day two.
We drove down and back in one day. I was driving,
which was great. I love driving with you guys. It's
always niceing already with the Fellas driving, I guess you're
(09:40):
driving right by. Yeah, if you've got a bone to
pick we can a bit later on.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
But obviously got back at about I think what was
it like nine or ten or something like that after
the show, and Chris you.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Were very kind in offering me offering to help me
pick up the gear from the car the broadcast tick.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, because you said, all right, leave it to me, Fellers,
we'll see you later on And I was like, yeah,
I can help you if you want.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You were like, you're like gear if you like yeah, right,
all good.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
But I just sort of wondered.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
I was just kind of curious as to what or
how you guys got a fairy growing up that cleans
up all your rubbish when you eat food.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And shit in the car.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I don't eat shit in the car.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Man, you might as well have list that you left
behind your seco So is this everyone?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Because I'm pretty SERI I'm pretty sure I took my
rubbish out.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Oh did you?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Did you want me to run through? So obviously we
made a couple of stops. We've got some food and
stuff on the way back, as you do on any roads.
Always an exciting opportunity, and we were lucky enough to
get some Reburger at the broadcast.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
It was delicious.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
So I had a bit of rubbish left behind, standy
kind of thing, and I got at the same time
I got the gear. So that was a coke zero bottle,
a gas station eg what do they say baking, an
egg sandwich packet, and a Reburger fries box left there.
Now pop over to Mogi's seat in the back back
(11:04):
left there just a water bottle in there, just bottle
sitting in there.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
And then also you're watching your towel, which.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
That was a mistake.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
That's your stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
So when I was there, packs and I want you
to know, I had my chip can packet. Yeah, yeah,
my Reburger chip packet. I had arms full of stuff.
But I made sure that I grabbed that box. And
also there was an empty Coca Cola in the back
of the seat. Yeah, I made sure I grabbed that
as well. Awesome, and take that with me because that
was my that's my rubbish. The water bottle, I apologized, Well,
(11:35):
that was meant to still be in my backpack this morning,
so that was a drop as well.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
That's cool. I appreciate the explanation.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
There.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Over in Jason's seat, guess everything gas station chicken sandwich packet.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there on the floor by his feet,
Is that all?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
And then we go over to keysy seat and the
passenger seat there was a box of Reburger Cumua chips
with a few left just for me, cress and a
water bottle too, So I just yeah, I just wondered
how I can get my hands on the fury that
cleans up all your guys.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Shit, Pugs, Yeah, you parked so close to the car
next to us that I couldn't hop out, let alone
do it whilst carrying rubber.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
So it's my fault for the part.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So you said you wanted some Kuma fries. I said that,
did I? You said you wanted You said, yeah, of
those Kuma fries. I said years.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I said that after sarcastically, because you yelled out to
me from across the car bug after leaving your trash.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And no, no, no no, you said you wanted the
Koma froze. So that's why I left them the.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow. What are we going to
do about it?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Well, first of all, I think Pugs should go reset
his license and learn to park a bit further away
so people can hop out. I mean, look, seriously, mate,
so what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
There?
Speaker 6 (12:48):
One packet of chips, yeah, in a water.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Bottle and water bottles and a gas station sandwich. Ye,
just packing up after you. Yeah, man, I also just
had the broadcast gear to grab as well.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Up.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Yeah, whiskey offer to help you at.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
The elevated door about a kilometer away.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Honestly, man, it feels like you're getting the case of
the woody jiz bots. I feel like you need a holiday, man, Yeah,
because if that is bringing you to your knees, you
need some recent time.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
You need a bit of pagsan time.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm sorry, man, thank you, that's all I needed.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Chris, don't rent a.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Car if you're going on holiday though. Yes, wait, let
your missus drive.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
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