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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now, fellas you were a call on
the Friday, I was telling the telling you that I
had my wife's staff do to go to.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
My Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now, first and foremost, I don't like going to parties.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Cool so cool man, what a party? Rock and roll man?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You encapsulate the Hodaky vibe.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But this was a double whammy because not only was
it the staff work do for my wife, it was
also dress up.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Can I say that in this day and age it
is unacceptable to have a dress up party?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Come on as a work do?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
To me, it's I was asking a lot of people
to even want to go in the first place, let
alone up like a goose. I mean, if you what
are we in your late thirties, fifties, sixties?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean, come on, man, are so boring?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And also you only dress up as a goose if
the theme is birds goose.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now my wife, of course, because she loves the dress up.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Well, heaps people do, yeah, carry on? She went as
Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish. Yes, she looked good.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
She looked great.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
So did she be like a big beggy sweater or something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She wore all green, cool green, sort of no bright,
sort of neon green.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
She looked rock and roll man green like here as well.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, just a green beanie.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And there's a particular look that she had at one
period of her life, and she replicated it exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I was sitting there that afternoon and going, oh God, god,
a do I have to go and be I'm not
dressing up.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I remember he called me and he's just like, why
couldn't the theme be bird shits? Yes, you know, and
then I've got costumes for Africa. And then I said,
you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I would have been fine if that were the case, right,
But in the end she said, oh, you know, it
just just goes yourself, but don't worry about us, bigg
And then she said, hey, I don't know, idea, why
don't you go as rivers.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Cuomo who is the lead cree wezer generic bloke.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Generic bloke?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And so I went online and I checked out, sort
of thinking that he might be quite whacky in his
dress sense, but He's just a normal, very average dude.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
He's sort of he's sort of up your alli in
the sense I think he might wear a blazer with
a T shirt underneath it. And he's got the thick
black glasses that he wears Buddy Holly sort of.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
He looks like on Mogi.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And so I was like, my god, that's a genius
idea because essentially I could wear whatever I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Was gonna wear. Anyways, I had those black glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I put on my my Wilson's cat there and I
was like, boom, sweat, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You vaped so much you would have also been wheezing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wheezing all over the place.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And we arrived true story and that everyone was like, oh,
to my wife, you look amazing, you know, blah blah blah,
who are you jays? And I was like Rivers Cuomo
and I could tell by the lock on their eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
They had no idea who he was. So it was
the perfect ruse because when they're in that.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Situation, they can't go you don't look anything like Rivers Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He looks no one knows what he looks like. It
was genius.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I mean, you could have put some effordt and
dressed up as they put the glasses on.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But you need those to see, you know. And I
just dressed as I normally would dress.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's your favorite wee like cool and kind of rocky,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
My favorite Weezer song.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
And it was just I was don't ignore me because
you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Know your songs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm terrible titles see them every single day, I know,
but I can't pick up the trouble.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You need to go to one right now.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkey.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
T Rex here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show, This
Cheesday Evening Fellows. So I didn't tell you that they
had a very precarious situation when I was filming today.
I arrived and there's there were no car parks show,
no car parks whatsoever. And I was Effan and Jeff
and as you can imagine, don't you have a driver?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well you could have a driver, but no.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Don't you have a park?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, I'm not that big a star, easy, you know what.
I just have to park on the street like the
rest of the film man, which, to be honest, I'm
pretty filthy about.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
It's an insult for a man of your elk, your stature.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I would have thought so, Mogi. So anywhow, I went
up to the first a D or the third a D.
The third assistant director who sort of runs the show.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
The first assistant director keysy you'll find on set, and
they are sort of out the crew and they get
everybody organized to make sure things are run on time.
The second idea is, obviously it sits in the caravan
and sort of generally works on call sheets for the
next day and people's times that they work and all
that sort of thing. And a third AD will organize
all the cast and everybody that arrives on seat and
makes them get on seat on time.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Right, Okay that was bang on, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, So I had to park up on the actual
set and I went up to the third a D.
And I said, I can't find a park anywhere, and
she said, I don't worry about it, go and park
in the.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Crew car park. And I went, where's the crew park
car park? You fuman already? Now, I was human, I've
been here anyway. She showed me where.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It was, and she said, there is actually one car
park there so you can use that and h G
and so I pull up and it's this very narrow
lane with this very narrow car park, very tight car park.
But even worse than that, there were about thirty crew
members just sitting around outside, right next to the car park.
(05:46):
So I don't know if you guys know this, I'm
not known for my parallel party.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Parallel, it was a parallel part.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And it was as like, I'm not exaggerating to say
that probably there was a centimeter either end.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
The ships right now, I know we're hitting into something.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, there was a cinameter either end.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
There were thirty dudes drinking their morning coffee in their
open palms.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, tough guys. They're swinging chains, Yeah, they're swinging change.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They had their legs spread a kembo, their big bulloss.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Hanging out and I went, oh no, but they were.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Wearing shorts, got big balls, and I was like, oh,
that'd be right. You know, I'm infan and Jeff and
now I have to squeeze into the tightest car park ever.
And I've never i haven't had to parallel park under
pressure for many many years.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Well actually since we were in a competition the Big
Show did.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, and I was terrible. But my defense, I couldn't
see over the desk.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
That's right, and you backed into the cones and so
how'd you go?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I nailed it? Yeah, just one movement, right what.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Cinameter the side, and so much so that the crew
with massive balls stood up and applaud wohanks.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Is this a case of you just been the man
at something and even though you haven't done it for years,
a still still turns out somehow that you're the best
at it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Forty j best.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
In the world, ain't number one?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Archy Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, ten minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Fellers, Mogi's just got himself in your bicycle.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, it's the ten speed. What is it healing? Yeah,
it's a healing Yeah. We've just had a little bit
of research on it. It turns out that my bike
that I've got a healing ten speed, and then people
of the era will remember it's from nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
So it's forty seven years old. I'm only two years
older than it, and I don't know which of us
is in worse nick, but a New Zealand made bike,
as it turns out made and Tony and I just thought,
geez man, I'm loving it so much, but we should
be starting a bicycle gang.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I agree, if you don't mind, Fellows.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
What I was trying to play is the egg chat music,
just because I feel like, if we're gonna have a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Gang chat with the fellas.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And we're asking for you know, gang names, advice for
what bike Jase should purchase to be part of the gang,
particularly like that one.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
A chopper with a t shifter.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ah, I remember choppers.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, so they would have the banana seat, the epe hangers, yes, handlebars,
and a massive sissy bar.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Man, so that means I could ride bitch if anything happened.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah. Nice, a sissy bar.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I reckon, you should get a sissy bar.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sounds good to me. Jase needs a.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Little tricycle with tassels on the handlebars, a clown horn,
and a tray in the back for his lunch.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Jase doesn't eat.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, I just have two crackers.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In there. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
But also I don't know, like a little tricycle part
of a bike, it's not intimidating.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
A rally twenty, yes, yeah, the old bike I remember those. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I remember my mum had a Rally twenty and she
used to because I got into making low rider bicycles
when I was a teenager. Yeah, my mum used to
always bang on about a rally twenty back in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Man, they're hugely popular bike names for the gang. The
dirty Skid Bandits, The dirty skid Bandits, that's what it
says here. They must be playing on two stroke because
you've got skids, Jase.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And because when when we turn up as a bicycle
gang we come to a skidding holt.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Be careful those safety first.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, I'd rather it just stop. Sensibly.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
What about Bell's Angels and we could each have a
bell that we were ringing.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Is like, hey, we're coming up behind you there to
just move over Bell's Angels.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
This one's quite long, but I think it's only going
to the three grown tweats and the bike lane.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
That's cool, you know, it makes us sound cool. Yeah,
grown twat if pugs comes on on board, which is
pretty keen. We could ride around with our shirts off
and we could be called the four Skins. No, yeah,
the four Skins Bike Club.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I only have any of pugs as wacky tats though.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's all right, man, we can get you some, okay.
Would you be open to a segway?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Jason? What's the one of those things are?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
They're not good for my ankles?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh my goodness, you don't know what a segway is.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I do know what a segway is. Yes, you know
who was.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Really good on a segway?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Who's that? Cobain?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hell man, damn.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It have been a great segue the whole actually big
show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days
at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Black Sabbath there on the radio Racism Alert, racism.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Alert, sorry, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big
Show this Thursday evening. We've got breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
This is breaking news, fellas.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Did you hear about this huge bloody win this week?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Huge win?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
It was huge, fifty five mil Lotto eighteen among three people.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, that one was big as well, but this
one's even bigger. Really police have scored one point five
million siggish and half a million dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Wow. Now I put it to you.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Jays and Kezy that the value of this is an
excess of fifty five million dollars. Like I would rather
have one point five million darts and half a million
cash than fifty five mil.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Agreed.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
But Rick, I'm just reading the article here it says
worth two point two million dollars.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, but Siggi's you see. Ah Yeah for me, that's
got sentimental value. I can't put a price on the
value I hold a CIGI.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Totally, man, totally. It's like a treasure, like as to
literally a room stack to the gunnales. Yeah, with siggis,
just pop up in the door, just slide one out,
close the door again and set out in the balcony
there and have a darry.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That set up would last year a week.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I reckon it would get how many did you say?
Five million?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Year?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
No year?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
A year?
Speaker 7 (12:43):
You think it would last you for one year?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yes, I'm trying to do the maths on that, but
I can't um what is that? It's probably ukay so
one five.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
It feels like going to be about maybe seven hundred
twenty three.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
You would have to eight four thy two hundred and
thirteen cigarettes a day.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yes, wow, I reckon I could do it.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Really, they're not sleep obviously that.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Means divided by twenty four you'd have to smoke one
hundred and seventy five cigarettes an hour.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah wow, done that before.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Which means you'll have to smoke three cigarettes per second.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well you just you just triple punch.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, I mean it's it equates to seventy five thousand
packs of darts, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Yes, so that's that's a significant amount. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
So I don't think you could do it in a year, Jason.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
You'd have a bloody good door drawing, that wouldn't. You're
in there door bloody oto.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
And also just quickly they didn't score it, they busted it, right,
so that's.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Now so they get to keep it. There's the beauty
of finders keepers. Like if you are in to find
as keepers, you want to be a cop because you
get to find as keepers left right, Oh, I thought
it went away to evidence destroy Because so poorly paid,
they get to keep whatever they want.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Really, I might popping there on my way home. See
if I can score a pack. Yes, you know what
I mean to the coppers shot the police shop, the
cop shop.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Or do they sell them at the shop.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Then they sell them, Yeah, you give them away, just
give them.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You go to a cop shop and you can buy
stuff that they've taken off people and pounded CAUs Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Dope like a drink.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hadarky
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now, fellas you were a call on
the Friday, I was telling the telling you that I
had my wife's staff do to go to.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
My Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now, first and foremost, I don't like going to parties.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Cool so cool man, what a party? Rock and roll man?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You encapsulate the Hodaky vibe.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But this was a double whammy because not only was
it the staff work do for my wife, it was
also dress up.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Can I say that in this day and age it
is unacceptable to have a dress up party?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Come on as a work do?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
To me, it's I was asking a lot of people
to even want to go in the first place, let
alone up like a goose. I mean, if you what
are we in your late thirties, fifties, sixties?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean, come on, man, are so boring?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And also you only dress up as a goose if
the theme is birds goose.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now my wife, of course, because she loves the dress up.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Well, heaps people do, yeah, carry on? She went as
Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish. Yes, she looked good.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
She looked great.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
So did she be like a big beggy sweater or something.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She wore all green, cool green, sort of no bright,
sort of neon green.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
She looked rock and roll man green like here as well.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, just a green beanie.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And there's a particular look that she had at one
period of her life, and she replicated it exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I was sitting there that afternoon and going, oh God, god,
a do I have to go and be I'm not
dressing up.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I remember he called me and he's just like, why
couldn't the theme be bird shits? Yes, you know, and
then I've got costumes for Africa. And then I said,
you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I would have been fine if that were the case, right,
But in the end she said, oh, you know, it
just just goes yourself, but don't worry about us, bigg
And then she said, hey, I don't know, idea, why
don't you go as rivers.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Cuomo who is the lead cree wezer generic bloke.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Generic bloke?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And so I went online and I checked out, sort
of thinking that he might be quite whacky in his
dress sense, but He's just a normal, very average dude.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
He's sort of he's sort of up your alli in
the sense I think he might wear a blazer with
a T shirt underneath it. And he's got the thick
black glasses that he wears Buddy Holly sort of.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
He looks like on Mogi.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And so I was like, my god, that's a genius
idea because essentially I could wear whatever I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Was gonna wear. Anyways, I had those black glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I put on my my Wilson's cat there and I
was like, boom, sweat, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You vaped so much you would have also been wheezing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wheezing all over the place.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And we arrived true story and that everyone was like, oh,
to my wife, you look amazing, you know, blah blah blah,
who are you jays? And I was like Rivers Cuomo
and I could tell by the lock on their eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
They had no idea who he was. So it was
the perfect ruse because when they're in that.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Situation, they can't go you don't look anything like Rivers Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He looks no one knows what he looks like. It
was genius.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I mean, you could have put some effordt and
dressed up as they put the glasses on.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But you need those to see, you know. And I
just dressed as I normally would dress.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's your favorite wee like cool and kind of rocky,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
My favorite Weezer song.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
And it was just I was don't ignore me because
you don't.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Know your songs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm terrible titles see them every single day, I know,
but I can't pick up the trouble.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You need to go to one right now.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkey.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
T Rex here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show, This
Cheesday Evening Fellows. So I didn't tell you that they
had a very precarious situation when I was filming today.
I arrived and there's there were no car parks show,
no car parks whatsoever. And I was Effan and Jeff
and as you can imagine, don't you have a driver?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well you could have a driver, but no.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Don't you have a park?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, I'm not that big a star, easy, you know what.
I just have to park on the street like the
rest of the film man, which, to be honest, I'm
pretty filthy about.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
It's an insult for a man of your elk, your stature.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I would have thought so, Mogi. So anywhow, I went
up to the first a D or the third a D.
The third assistant director who sort of runs the show.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
The first assistant director keysy you'll find on set, and
they are sort of out the crew and they get
everybody organized to make sure things are run on time.
The second idea is, obviously it sits in the caravan
and sort of generally works on call sheets for the
next day and people's times that they work and all
that sort of thing. And a third AD will organize
all the cast and everybody that arrives on seat and
makes them get on seat on time.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Right, Okay that was bang on, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Anyway, So I had to park up on the actual
set and I went up to the third a D.
And I said, I can't find a park anywhere, and
she said, I don't worry about it, go and park
in the.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Crew car park. And I went, where's the crew park
car park? You fuman already? Now, I was human, I've
been here anyway. She showed me where.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It was, and she said, there is actually one car
park there so you can use that and h G
and so I pull up and it's this very narrow
lane with this very narrow car park, very tight car park.
But even worse than that, there were about thirty crew
members just sitting around outside, right next to the car park.
(05:46):
So I don't know if you guys know this, I'm
not known for my parallel party.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Parallel, it was a parallel part.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And it was as like, I'm not exaggerating to say
that probably there was a centimeter either end.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
The ships right now, I know we're hitting into something.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, there was a cinameter either end.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
There were thirty dudes drinking their morning coffee in their
open palms.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, tough guys. They're swinging chains, Yeah, they're swinging change.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They had their legs spread a kembo, their big bulloss.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Hanging out and I went, oh no, but they were.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Wearing shorts, got big balls, and I was like, oh,
that'd be right. You know, I'm infan and Jeff and
now I have to squeeze into the tightest car park ever.
And I've never i haven't had to parallel park under
pressure for many many years.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Well actually since we were in a competition the Big
Show did.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, and I was terrible. But my defense, I couldn't
see over the desk.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
That's right, and you backed into the cones and so
how'd you go?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I nailed it? Yeah, just one movement, right what.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Cinameter the side, and so much so that the crew
with massive balls stood up and applaud wohanks.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Is this a case of you just been the man
at something and even though you haven't done it for years,
a still still turns out somehow that you're the best
at it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Forty j best.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
In the world, ain't number one?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Archy Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, ten minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Fellers, Mogi's just got himself in your bicycle.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes, it's the ten speed. What is it healing? Yeah,
it's a healing Yeah. We've just had a little bit
of research on it. It turns out that my bike
that I've got a healing ten speed, and then people
of the era will remember it's from nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
So it's forty seven years old. I'm only two years
older than it, and I don't know which of us
is in worse nick, but a New Zealand made bike,
as it turns out made and Tony and I just thought,
geez man, I'm loving it so much, but we should
be starting a bicycle gang.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I agree, if you don't mind, Fellows.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
What I was trying to play is the egg chat music,
just because I feel like, if we're gonna have a bicycle.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Gang chat with the fellas.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And we're asking for you know, gang names, advice for
what bike Jase should purchase to be part of the gang,
particularly like that one.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
A chopper with a t shifter.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ah, I remember choppers.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, so they would have the banana seat, the epe hangers, yes, handlebars,
and a massive sissy bar.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Man, so that means I could ride bitch if anything happened.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah. Nice, a sissy bar.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I reckon, you should get a sissy bar.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sounds good to me. Jase needs a.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Little tricycle with tassels on the handlebars, a clown horn,
and a tray in the back for his lunch.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Jase doesn't eat.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, I just have two crackers.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In there. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
But also I don't know, like a little tricycle part
of a bike, it's not intimidating.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
A rally twenty, yes, yeah, the old bike I remember those. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I remember my mum had a Rally twenty and she
used to because I got into making low rider bicycles
when I was a teenager. Yeah, my mum used to
always bang on about a rally twenty back in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Man, they're hugely popular bike names for the gang. The
dirty Skid Bandits, The dirty skid Bandits, that's what it
says here. They must be playing on two stroke because
you've got skids, Jase.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And because when when we turn up as a bicycle
gang we come to a skidding holt.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Be careful those safety first.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, I'd rather it just stop. Sensibly.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
What about Bell's Angels and we could each have a
bell that we were ringing.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Is like, hey, we're coming up behind you there to
just move over Bell's Angels.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
This one's quite long, but I think it's only going
to the three grown tweats and the bike lane.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
That's cool, you know, it makes us sound cool. Yeah,
grown twat if pugs comes on on board, which is
pretty keen. We could ride around with our shirts off
and we could be called the four Skins. No, yeah,
the four Skins Bike Club.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I only have any of pugs as wacky tats though.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's all right, man, we can get you some, okay.
Would you be open to a segway?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Jason? What's the one of those things are?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
They're not good for my ankles?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh my goodness, you don't know what a segway is.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I do know what a segway is. Yes, you know
who was.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Really good on a segway?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Who's that? Cobain?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hell man, damn.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It have been a great segue the whole actually big
show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in week days
at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Black Sabbath there on the radio Racism Alert, racism.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Alert, sorry, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big
Show this Thursday evening. We've got breaking news.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
This is breaking news, fellas.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Did you hear about this huge bloody win this week?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Huge win?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
It was huge, fifty five mil Lotto eighteen among three people.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, that one was big as well, but this
one's even bigger. Really police have scored one point five
million siggish and half a million dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Wow. Now I put it to you.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Jays and Kezy that the value of this is an
excess of fifty five million dollars. Like I would rather
have one point five million darts and half a million
cash than fifty five mil.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Agreed.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
But Rick, I'm just reading the article here it says
worth two point two million dollars.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, but Siggi's you see. Ah Yeah for me, that's
got sentimental value. I can't put a price on the
value I hold a CIGI.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Totally, man, totally. It's like a treasure, like as to
literally a room stack to the gunnales. Yeah, with siggis,
just pop up in the door, just slide one out,
close the door again and set out in the balcony
there and have a darry.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That set up would last year a week.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I reckon it would get how many did you say?
Five million?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Year?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
No year?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
A year?
Speaker 7 (12:43):
You think it would last you for one year?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yes, I'm trying to do the maths on that, but
I can't um what is that? It's probably ukay so
one five.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
It feels like going to be about maybe seven hundred
twenty three.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
You would have to eight four thy two hundred and
thirteen cigarettes a day.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yes, wow, I reckon I could do it.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Really, they're not sleep obviously that.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Means divided by twenty four you'd have to smoke one
hundred and seventy five cigarettes an hour.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah wow, done that before.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Which means you'll have to smoke three cigarettes per second.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well you just you just triple punch.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, I mean it's it equates to seventy five thousand
packs of darts, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Yes, so that's that's a significant amount. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
So I don't think you could do it in a year, Jason.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
You'd have a bloody good door drawing, that wouldn't. You're
in there door bloody oto.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
And also just quickly they didn't score it, they busted it, right,
so that's.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Now so they get to keep it. There's the beauty
of finders keepers. Like if you are in to find
as keepers, you want to be a cop because you
get to find as keepers left right, Oh, I thought
it went away to evidence destroy Because so poorly paid,
they get to keep whatever they want.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Really, I might popping there on my way home. See
if I can score a pack. Yes, you know what
I mean to the coppers shot the police shop, the
cop shop.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Or do they sell them at the shop.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Then they sell them, Yeah, you give them away, just
give them.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You go to a cop shop and you can buy
stuff that they've taken off people and pounded CAUs Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Dope like a drink.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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