October 18, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's bonus bits from the last week, we revisit Europe, debrief the Throbber and breakdown Keyzie's social climbing.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodichy Radio Head.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show. This Monday afternoon.
The time is four point thirty nine. We were just
having a little chit chat with Kezi about his big weekend.
He had a dinner party that he was hosting. It
was an opportunity for him to climb the social ladder,
as it were. His guests were very well to do, Yes,
lived in very flashhouses, were very upwardly mobile and Keysy
(00:29):
Yes was very keen to impress.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I was fellas we talked about the food that was
on offer and the drinks made. San Gria didn't nail it,
but they enjoyed it because they, like myself and Mogi,
big fans of Europe. And to be honest, Jase, if
you were there, you would have felt right out of
place because most of the topics of conversation we're like,
oh when we were in Europe, yeah, oh yeah, I
(00:55):
would have I would have yeah, yeah, And then you
would have like tried to chime in with some anecdote
about Vietnam and ever it would have been like, sorry,
we're yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And my place is a shipthold too, so that wouldn't
have gone off to a good.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Start if you're hosting.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah yeah, and I would have had like zero beers
or something really tedious like that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, water or juice yeah yeah yeah. And so like
one of the couple where actually thinking of moving to Europe.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Really, which I was like, what they feed up with
New Zealand? Are they?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
No, they're just I think he's originally from the UK
and she you know, they love Europe and I think
they yeah, true, but you just get to a certain
point in life where you go stuff it. We just
moved to Europe.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, that's bastard for all it's worth on going back
to the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, we squeezed it all out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They, I'm assuming looking at castles and stuff over there
to purchase.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeahs is going to go buy a castle in Europe?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah right, yeah, because they're that well to do.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah yeah, yes, no, I'm serious they are.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know. What was the seeding arrangement?
How many couples are we talking here?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Three couples?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah? And who's sort of organized? Who was sitting where?
Was it just a sort of a free for all,
or did you sort of say you've got to sit
here you Oh no, sorry, you can sit there that
that's for it. That's my second keyasy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah. Well, well, basically our dining table only sits four people, right,
so we had to all sit in the lounge, right,
And so we had the combination of the couch, which
is an L shaped couch, coffee table in the middle,
and then some cheers scattered around and was.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The trough of Portmant's just on the coffee table.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I was by the doors, right, Yes, that's right,
that's right in the conservas.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You just grabbed your head like coffee magazine.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You just scoop scooping it. That's right, right, And then
went down a treat by the way. But we're sitting
around the coffee table, and people kept trying to sit
on the couch, but I was like, no, no, because
they have to move all the throw cushions I'd bought,
because I'd bought like fifty a right, so no one
could sit on the couch because of all the throw pillows.
But to be honest, I was a bit worried about it,
(02:56):
but it ended up working really really well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, we had a great night.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
What time did it all wrap up?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Close to midnight? Wow?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Okay, that means they enjoyed themselves. Keasy, well done, I think. So.
How was the text the next day, because that's when
you really find out where you sit. If it goes
a bit quite the next day, you know, Oh god,
because your missus would have been hanging off the end
of her phone.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
She was hanging off into her phone. Not the text
came through lovely, thanks for hosting us last night. Porkmant's
cooked beautifully. Yeah, and you must give me the recipe
for that. Saying grea Chris was what came through.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Anyone stayed the night?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, No one stayed the night obviously, other than my
wife and I because we because we lived there. Oh yeah,
because we lived there.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Jason, Well, it sounds like a roaring success easy and yeah, man,
phone calls to come through and opportunities to start pouring in.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, well, to be honest, gave me a real taste
for it. If you guys we came to come over
for a potluck at mine, I'd be happy to host.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
The idea is the social climbing though, Isn't it feels
like it'll be a backward step for me.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Jason, Yeah, I'd be keen to come over. Keasy, when
are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I actually if Mike's not coming then now it's just flag.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Day the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yes, indeed, hard to think. Are there on the radio Hadarky.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Big Show Tuesday evening? The time is five thirty six.
And now it was a special day yesterday, of course,
Old Moogie, the grand patriarch of the Big Show. Your
birthday mate, talk us through your night last night because
you had people coming over. I'm very keen to know
what happened and transpire.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Well, it was just sort of a coincidence that my
brother in law was turning up. He was on his way.
He was coming back from Canada. Canada. Have you heard
of that man? No, it's a place. It's above America apparently, Okay,
big bastard, it is there. Wow, lots of trees and rivers.
And he works on a fish shop over there. Oh,
fish and chips now like fish, So you have your
locals will come along and they'll go fishing. It's a
(05:08):
bit of a fishing area and then they'll bring the
fish into the shop and then these guys will cut
it up and fill it and all of that, and
then those punters will come back later in the day
and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They'll monger them they and that's called.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, we are the mangerers, the best mongers in town.
That's the name of the business. Wow, it's a big sign.
And so he's been over there, he's come back. He's
got a mate's wedding that he's going anyway. So I
tuned up at home and he was sitting in my chair.
This is my wife's brother far out at the dinner table.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Do you have your own chair.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I sit at the head of the table because I'm
king Mogi around my house. Yeah. And then my wife
sits at the other end of the table.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Is she queen?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, I just like it to be as far away
as possible.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And they were sitting down and enjoying what looked like
a delicious meal.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You didn't have any wow.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I mean I didn't feel like I was really welcome,
to be honest with you. Wow. It was like it
was a messala chicken, like a masala rub it looked
like with a bit of a roty bread. And now
it was a nun. It was a nun and some
rice looked bloody good.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That sounds gral.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That sounds By the.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Time I got there, it was only sort of like bones,
chicken bones and that. And they said do you want something?
I said, I'm all good. So anyway, I cleared the table,
did the dishes and that, Wow, I've sort of the
kitchen is my place because if I leave it, you know,
it's just yeah. So yeah, and then I know, I
(06:47):
was just in a bit of a horror of mose.
I just started hooking into the piss.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Responsibly, I hope.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah. Yeah. It turned into sort of a night of
just sort of snide remarks and.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, little sides under your breath at that.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
And it makes it quite uncomfortable when you've got company over.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, so you're doing this in front of the guests.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, and I got the neighbors over as well. Oh
really yeah yeah, just so they could know what it's like,
you know what I'm going through.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, the experience you're having.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
And this is your birthday, this is my this is
and I think this is what was so easily forgot it.
And this was kind of the point that I was
trying to get across last night. I might have been
shouting and I might have had a few, but I
think the point remains legitimate. That is, I was the
birthday boy. Yes, so as the birthday boy, a certain
amount of respect needs to be shown totally. It's your
(07:47):
party and your cry If that's right, well I shouldn't
There shouldn't be any crying.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Cake.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There was a little bit of cake. I guess what
kind it was?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Chocolate?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Carrot girl?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
What about?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Did you guess what ice in it? Head?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Butter crep?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It didn't have any iceol.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh wow, just a plain old character that.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Sounds it's a heavy bastard, right. It went straight through
the wall. Odd, straight through the bastard in one side
out the other.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, exterior wall.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Landed in the neighbor's pool. I will have your birthday mate.
She is man.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdaking.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening, the time five to twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is breaking news, that's right, Fellas, straight off the
y as we've received news that there's been an attempt
at a strange cure from an eighty two year old
Chinese woman. She swallowed live frogs after complaining of a
saw lower back.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Unfortunately, the consumption of the ape frogs did not cure
the lower back pain and only contributed to a saw tummy.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Did she ever saw tummy before?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Then? No? Apparently the frogs called it caused it?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Right?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Okay, she ate the live frogs. This is according to
the daughter of the eighty two year old woman. She
ate the live frogs and now the sharp pain has
made her unable to walk.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wow, must be bad.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Did she chew them?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
She swallowed them whole and the trick was Without explaining
her plan, she asked her family to catch some frogs
for her. They just thought that she wanted to have
some frogs. Yeah, like pet frogs. Yeah, like yeah, hey,
you know, can you go and catch me some frogs? Sure, mum,
that seems pretty normal. Once the family did. Zang that's
the name of the woman, swallowed three frogs on the
(10:02):
first day.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh so she didn't do it all at once.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
She did three to begin with because she thought, you know,
when you're having got a sort of like a headache
and you go, I might have two. It doesn't work,
so it might have another one. So she's taken three
that hasn't done it. So the next day she's had five,
all roughly the size of an adult palm.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
So possibly potentially a bull frog.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Pretty big good eating? Oh grate for lower back pain?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Was there like a folk remedy or something? You know,
folk like folk?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I think you mean you mean folk remedy.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The hell's a folk remedy?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Now you might be surprised him that she initially experienced
mild discomfort, which increased to be really really bad discomfort.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
This after swallowing the three live frog eight the eight
live fight eight.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So it was only when she was in severe pain
that she confess to her family what she had done.
I just want to confess. Remember those frogs that I
asked you to get for me because I wanted some pits.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
What I want to know is I ate all of them?
Did she.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Experience pain after eating tree frogs? Or was it only
when she had another five the next day that she
experienced pain.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We don't know what kind of frogs that. We don't
know if they were tree frogs, they didn't didn't say
what kind of frogs. They were, so for you to
assume that there were tree frogs, you know, that's how
fake news gets you say, three.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Frog frogs, three frogs.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, well it sounds like three was fine, and
the doctor's recommendation is three to four, right, but she'd
essentially odd on frogs.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I three to four is all good, right, because that's
what the documentary doctor recommends. Three to four take with food. Yeah,
three to four is good for lower back pain. Five
to eight is really good for sore stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm amazed that she was able to swallow a whole
frog because like with meat, Yeah, no, I can't swallow pels.
And so my daughter got me a little grindy thing
that you can. She needed one of those you check
a frog in there and just grind it up and
turn it into a kind of soup.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
And of course it's hard to convince a frog to
go into a into any person's mouth, yea, believe me.
So the trick is what she did was she swallowed
a fly. She showed the fly, she watched the swallow
the fly. The frog saw that bang straight down her throat.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
But she would have had to do that like seven times.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, she had and a frog in her throat, and
imagine because that would be uncomfortable because if they were
swallowed whole, right, yeah, went through the track there, through
the system, presumably to be shot out. If it was
a whole frog, it might have had its legs akimbo
on either side of the anal passuit.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't let me out.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Don't let me out like a breech berth.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Here's anything in the article about that, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Let me just have a look here, pinal column.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know what, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Holdachi Savage there on the radio, Hold Ankey Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You only five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Sure? Men?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Like seriously, you dear five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Not on me? No, I don't carry cash.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's convenient, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah? Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That will probably pay for the sex golf balls of
mine you lost today.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was three heats of text coming through on three
four eight three. Shit the bid Keezy Keezy picked a stinker.
Why is it my fault that Jase one with an
atrocious song.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I think I just pointed out how bad that song was,
or maybe it was the part of the song that
was chosen. Whose choice was that? Because I could' actually
identify what the song was.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Summer Breeze makes me feel fine? By the Isley brother tune.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
He wasn't that by the guitar solo, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Bro Well, I felt like I had to trouble it up,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Sure, that's good tune it.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This text on three four eight three about Jason throbber,
that's effing ship. Yeah, what a load of ship? Hip
swing for the win? There you go, absolute sickos, tedious listen,
Yeah what is the ship? Fellas? I just stabbed myself
in the ears with a screwdriver, so I don't have
(14:25):
to listen to that ship.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
That it hurt.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, don't want Some people liked it? Yeah,
you know, hip swing for the win.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Is what it is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Hey, you know, say Jason wins a win win, how's
a scoreboard looking there?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Kezy Mike and Jason tired on twelve Yeah, here you go,
But Jason's got two asterisks for coercing a listener and
picking a Pantera song that has a thousand f bombs
and it I'm on, I'm in, I'm on seven. Oh yeah,
I'm on seven wins.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right, how many weeks left in the year?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Don't look at your watch like that has a calend
there on it. And I have two asterisks as well
for bullying Mogi and playing Freeman. Is that funny?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's quite amusing.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, for everyone that hated Savage, you got an absolute
throb before you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Now, Oh how good guns?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodichy Radio Head.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show. This Monday afternoon.
The time is four point thirty nine. We were just
having a little chit chat with Kezi about his big weekend.
He had a dinner party that he was hosting. It
was an opportunity for him to climb the social ladder,
as it were. His guests were very well to do, Yes,
lived in very flashhouses, were very upwardly mobile and Keysy
(00:29):
Yes was very keen to impress.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I was fellas we talked about the food that was
on offer and the drinks made. San Gria didn't nail it,
but they enjoyed it because they, like myself and Mogi,
big fans of Europe. And to be honest, Jase, if
you were there, you would have felt right out of
place because most of the topics of conversation we're like,
oh when we were in Europe, yeah, oh yeah, I
(00:55):
would have I would have yeah, yeah, And then you
would have like tried to chime in with some anecdote
about Vietnam and ever it would have been like, sorry,
we're yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And my place is a shipthold too, so that wouldn't
have gone off to a good.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Start if you're hosting.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah yeah, and I would have had like zero beers
or something really tedious like that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, water or juice yeah yeah yeah. And so like
one of the couple where actually thinking of moving to Europe.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Really, which I was like, what they feed up with
New Zealand? Are they?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
No, they're just I think he's originally from the UK
and she you know, they love Europe and I think
they yeah, true, but you just get to a certain
point in life where you go stuff it. We just
moved to Europe.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, that's bastard for all it's worth on going back
to the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, we squeezed it all out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They, I'm assuming looking at castles and stuff over there
to purchase.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeahs is going to go buy a castle in Europe?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah right, yeah, because they're that well to do.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah yeah, yes, no, I'm serious they are.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know. What was the seeding arrangement?
How many couples are we talking here?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Three couples?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah? And who's sort of organized? Who was sitting where?
Was it just a sort of a free for all,
or did you sort of say you've got to sit
here you Oh no, sorry, you can sit there that
that's for it. That's my second keyasy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah. Well, well, basically our dining table only sits four people, right,
so we had to all sit in the lounge, right,
And so we had the combination of the couch, which
is an L shaped couch, coffee table in the middle,
and then some cheers scattered around and was.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The trough of Portmant's just on the coffee table.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I was by the doors, right, Yes, that's right,
that's right in the conservas.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You just grabbed your head like coffee magazine.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You just scoop scooping it. That's right, right, And then
went down a treat by the way. But we're sitting
around the coffee table, and people kept trying to sit
on the couch, but I was like, no, no, because
they have to move all the throw cushions I'd bought,
because I'd bought like fifty a right, so no one
could sit on the couch because of all the throw pillows.
But to be honest, I was a bit worried about it,
(02:56):
but it ended up working really really well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, we had a great night.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
What time did it all wrap up?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Close to midnight? Wow?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Okay, that means they enjoyed themselves. Keasy, well done, I think. So.
How was the text the next day, because that's when
you really find out where you sit. If it goes
a bit quite the next day, you know, Oh god,
because your missus would have been hanging off the end
of her phone.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
She was hanging off into her phone. Not the text
came through lovely, thanks for hosting us last night. Porkmant's
cooked beautifully. Yeah, and you must give me the recipe
for that. Saying grea Chris was what came through.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Anyone stayed the night?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, No one stayed the night obviously, other than my
wife and I because we because we lived there. Oh yeah,
because we lived there.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Jason, Well, it sounds like a roaring success easy and yeah, man,
phone calls to come through and opportunities to start pouring in.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, well, to be honest, gave me a real taste
for it. If you guys we came to come over
for a potluck at mine, I'd be happy to host.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
The idea is the social climbing though, Isn't it feels
like it'll be a backward step for me.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Jason, Yeah, I'd be keen to come over. Keasy, when
are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I actually if Mike's not coming then now it's just flag.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Day the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yes, indeed, hard to think. Are there on the radio Hadarky.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Big Show Tuesday evening? The time is five thirty six.
And now it was a special day yesterday, of course,
Old Moogie, the grand patriarch of the Big Show. Your
birthday mate, talk us through your night last night because
you had people coming over. I'm very keen to know
what happened and transpire.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Well, it was just sort of a coincidence that my
brother in law was turning up. He was on his way.
He was coming back from Canada. Canada. Have you heard
of that man? No, it's a place. It's above America apparently, Okay,
big bastard, it is there. Wow, lots of trees and rivers.
And he works on a fish shop over there. Oh,
fish and chips now like fish, So you have your
locals will come along and they'll go fishing. It's a
(05:08):
bit of a fishing area and then they'll bring the
fish into the shop and then these guys will cut
it up and fill it and all of that, and
then those punters will come back later in the day
and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
They'll monger them they and that's called.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, we are the mangerers, the best mongers in town.
That's the name of the business. Wow, it's a big sign.
And so he's been over there, he's come back. He's
got a mate's wedding that he's going anyway. So I
tuned up at home and he was sitting in my chair.
This is my wife's brother far out at the dinner table.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Do you have your own chair.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I sit at the head of the table because I'm
king Mogi around my house. Yeah. And then my wife
sits at the other end of the table.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Is she queen?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, I just like it to be as far away
as possible.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And they were sitting down and enjoying what looked like
a delicious meal.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You didn't have any wow.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I mean I didn't feel like I was really welcome,
to be honest with you. Wow. It was like it
was a messala chicken, like a masala rub it looked
like with a bit of a roty bread. And now
it was a nun. It was a nun and some
rice looked bloody good.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
That sounds gral.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That sounds By the.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Time I got there, it was only sort of like bones,
chicken bones and that. And they said do you want something?
I said, I'm all good. So anyway, I cleared the table,
did the dishes and that, Wow, I've sort of the
kitchen is my place because if I leave it, you know,
it's just yeah. So yeah, and then I know, I
(06:47):
was just in a bit of a horror of mose.
I just started hooking into the piss.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Responsibly, I hope.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah. Yeah. It turned into sort of a night of
just sort of snide remarks and.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, little sides under your breath at that.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
And it makes it quite uncomfortable when you've got company over.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, so you're doing this in front of the guests.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, and I got the neighbors over as well. Oh
really yeah yeah, just so they could know what it's like,
you know what I'm going through.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, yeah, the experience you're having.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
And this is your birthday, this is my this is
and I think this is what was so easily forgot it.
And this was kind of the point that I was
trying to get across last night. I might have been
shouting and I might have had a few, but I
think the point remains legitimate. That is, I was the
birthday boy. Yes, so as the birthday boy, a certain
amount of respect needs to be shown totally. It's your
(07:47):
party and your cry If that's right, well I shouldn't
There shouldn't be any crying.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Cake.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There was a little bit of cake. I guess what
kind it was?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Chocolate?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Carrot girl?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
What about?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Did you guess what ice in it? Head?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Butter crep?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It didn't have any iceol.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh wow, just a plain old character that.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Sounds it's a heavy bastard, right. It went straight through
the wall. Odd, straight through the bastard in one side
out the other.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, exterior wall.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Landed in the neighbor's pool. I will have your birthday mate.
She is man.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdaking.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening, the time five to twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is breaking news, that's right, Fellas, straight off the
y as we've received news that there's been an attempt
at a strange cure from an eighty two year old
Chinese woman. She swallowed live frogs after complaining of a
saw lower back.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Unfortunately, the consumption of the ape frogs did not cure
the lower back pain and only contributed to a saw tummy.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Did she ever saw tummy before?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Then? No? Apparently the frogs called it caused it?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Right?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Okay, she ate the live frogs. This is according to
the daughter of the eighty two year old woman. She
ate the live frogs and now the sharp pain has
made her unable to walk.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wow, must be bad.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Did she chew them?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
She swallowed them whole and the trick was Without explaining
her plan, she asked her family to catch some frogs
for her. They just thought that she wanted to have
some frogs. Yeah, like pet frogs. Yeah, like yeah, hey,
you know, can you go and catch me some frogs? Sure, mum,
that seems pretty normal. Once the family did. Zang that's
the name of the woman, swallowed three frogs on the
(10:02):
first day.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh so she didn't do it all at once.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
She did three to begin with because she thought, you know,
when you're having got a sort of like a headache
and you go, I might have two. It doesn't work,
so it might have another one. So she's taken three
that hasn't done it. So the next day she's had five,
all roughly the size of an adult palm.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
So possibly potentially a bull frog.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Pretty big good eating? Oh grate for lower back pain?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Was there like a folk remedy or something? You know,
folk like folk?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I think you mean you mean folk remedy.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
The hell's a folk remedy?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Now you might be surprised him that she initially experienced
mild discomfort, which increased to be really really bad discomfort.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
This after swallowing the three live frog eight the eight
live fight eight.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So it was only when she was in severe pain
that she confess to her family what she had done.
I just want to confess. Remember those frogs that I
asked you to get for me because I wanted some pits.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
What I want to know is I ate all of them?
Did she.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Experience pain after eating tree frogs? Or was it only
when she had another five the next day that she
experienced pain.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We don't know what kind of frogs that. We don't
know if they were tree frogs, they didn't didn't say
what kind of frogs. They were, so for you to
assume that there were tree frogs, you know, that's how
fake news gets you say, three.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Frog frogs, three frogs.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, well it sounds like three was fine, and
the doctor's recommendation is three to four, right, but she'd
essentially odd on frogs.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I three to four is all good, right, because that's
what the documentary doctor recommends. Three to four take with food. Yeah,
three to four is good for lower back pain. Five
to eight is really good for sore stomach.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm amazed that she was able to swallow a whole
frog because like with meat, Yeah, no, I can't swallow pels.
And so my daughter got me a little grindy thing
that you can. She needed one of those you check
a frog in there and just grind it up and
turn it into a kind of soup.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
And of course it's hard to convince a frog to
go into a into any person's mouth, yea, believe me.
So the trick is what she did was she swallowed
a fly. She showed the fly, she watched the swallow
the fly. The frog saw that bang straight down her throat.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
But she would have had to do that like seven times.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, she had and a frog in her throat, and
imagine because that would be uncomfortable because if they were
swallowed whole, right, yeah, went through the track there, through
the system, presumably to be shot out. If it was
a whole frog, it might have had its legs akimbo
on either side of the anal passuit.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't let me out.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Don't let me out like a breech berth.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Here's anything in the article about that, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Let me just have a look here, pinal column.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know what, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Holdachi Savage there on the radio, Hold Ankey Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You only five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Sure? Men?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Like seriously, you dear five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Not on me? No, I don't carry cash.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's convenient, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah? Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That will probably pay for the sex golf balls of
mine you lost today.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was three heats of text coming through on three
four eight three. Shit the bid Keezy Keezy picked a stinker.
Why is it my fault that Jase one with an
atrocious song.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I think I just pointed out how bad that song was,
or maybe it was the part of the song that
was chosen. Whose choice was that? Because I could' actually
identify what the song was.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Summer Breeze makes me feel fine? By the Isley brother tune.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
He wasn't that by the guitar solo, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Bro Well, I felt like I had to trouble it up,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Sure, that's good tune it.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This text on three four eight three about Jason throbber,
that's effing ship. Yeah, what a load of ship? Hip
swing for the win? There you go, absolute sickos, tedious listen,
Yeah what is the ship? Fellas? I just stabbed myself
in the ears with a screwdriver, so I don't have
(14:25):
to listen to that ship.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
That it hurt.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, don't want Some people liked it? Yeah,
you know, hip swing for the win.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Is what it is.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Hey, you know, say Jason wins a win win, how's
a scoreboard looking there?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Kezy Mike and Jason tired on twelve Yeah, here you go,
But Jason's got two asterisks for coercing a listener and
picking a Pantera song that has a thousand f bombs
and it I'm on, I'm in, I'm on seven. Oh yeah,
I'm on seven wins.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right, how many weeks left in the year?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Don't look at your watch like that has a calend
there on it. And I have two asterisks as well
for bullying Mogi and playing Freeman. Is that funny?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's quite amusing.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, for everyone that hated Savage, you got an absolute
throb before you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Now, Oh how good guns?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
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