July 20, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Keyzie's helping out Hoytey J, Mike's daughter has some advice for him and we have more riveting dream chat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki Sound Garden.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Honarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I sat the front Keasy and you Pugson.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It was a shocker, yeah, pugsn is this what we're
doing here?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, no, it's not interestingly enough, Kesey. I was wondering
if I could ask a favor.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Of you mate.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Uh sure, how big?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh it's not that big, It's just a small favor. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I've been asked by some mates if I want to
play golf this next weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh cool, geez.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, I know I've been hanging out to play as
you know.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Well we're supposed to be playing together every week.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I thought, well, you know, here's
the opportunity to get.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Back into it for old hoodie j Yeah right sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So Mem and I Die Henward and Ben Hurley.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So that should be good.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
From the ACC. From the ACC, well, the the med
Monday and r L team oh pretty much yeah right,
oh no it is too yeah, and the a c
C commentary team for the list the Rugby League is
bloody good. Those guys too, and the favor that I've asked,
And it sounds a bit weird, but I was wondering
if you had caddy for me. Well, hang on, what
are you playing somewhere where you need to have a caddy?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, it's just that I haven't played for a while
and I'm not sure what clubs to sort of choose,
so what distance? And I need someone to carry the
bags because the shoulder.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is a bit rooted at the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Right, Okay, Well, I mean we could hire you a
trendler for five dollars, would that do?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Or do you need to help?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Even even pulling a trundlers a little bit befrong at
the moment?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Key, I'm not you know, I'm not a young man anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And true as I say, it's been a while since
i've played, so I'm not quite.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sure of that distance, what club for what distance? Sort
of thing?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
To be fair, that's actually probably not a bad idea,
becaure we look at this way.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So what a great opportunity for you to rub shoulders
with the ACC team, you know, maybe get in there
the nr L team.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, but you know that I've been Okay, okay, sure, okay,
when it was it this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, just another small favor on that front. As you know,
I've been trying to get some clubs. I still don't
have any year. Can I borrow yours?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Mike? So you want me to carry my clubs around
so that you can play with my mates from myin
r L podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, presumably you'd be pretty comfortable carrying them around, because
that's what you play with anyway, you.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Absolutely? Yeah, I love carrying my club that I can.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Is that good?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Well, you can borrow my clubs, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, cool.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They might be a bit big for you though.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh they'll be sweet, airs mate. Are you sure you
haven't seen me in my new golf shoes. They're like platforms, right, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
They've been to be like stilts if you're gonna use
my clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And finally, and this is a bit awkward, as you know,
we were going away to the batch this weekend an
old hoodie jay what went a bit crazy on the
old spending front with the cheeses at Pharaohs and so forth.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And I was wondering if you could pay my green fees?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Are you going to pay me back?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Certainly when I get some more money, right, how much
is that? I don't know how much.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I think the green feece like one, but hand on heart,
I'll pay you back from the next dog it needs
dog squad dogs play money, right, okay, starting up pretty
soon actually, and I'll give you an.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Extra ten.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, sweet um, yep, look tell you what. I'll lock it.
And purely because I do want to get in closer
with those guys.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it's a great opportunity for you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Even though I've worked with them for about four years
now five us a good opportunity. Yeah, And although the
only issue I can see is, as I say, my
clubs are quite long, and it will kind of look like,
you know, like a garden gnome holding like a gar
like a rake or something, you know what. I just
I worry about that. Yeah, sure, but no yet, go
for gold, No dramas.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Good stuff now listen. Coming up after five o'clock. Of course,
we've got to dissect the AB's test match and a
rugby chat with Hoody J. And apparently you've got something
you want to talk to me about.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
My wife's got an ethical dilemma that we need to
help her with. It's happened just before I head it
into work today actually.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And it's happed it just before you came into work today.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It happened, I happened.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where did you get Let's go to the ads the
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Cool Jam there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday,
eleven minutes to five o'clock. And as you can hear,
Old Mogi's back in town after a little.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Time off with illness.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
There Magie got the secondness man. Yeah, you know what
I mean, sure, sure, I came down. It was on
the Wednesday of not last week, but the week before,
and you had left the studio Hoodie Ja, Yes, And
I just said to Keysy there, I said, I'm coming
down with it. I'm coming down with something here, man,
I can feel it, feel it. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because Jace you were away because you had that cyst
under your arm, sisty pit.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
But it wasn't my sister throwing uppy up.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's right, yeah, Yuki yucky poey pooy bum Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And then and then Mike was like, oh, I've got
that weird feeling in the back of the throat.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Keysy but it wasn't yucky yucky poo pooh bum bum
wipey wipey two stroke a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Oh mine wasn't. No, So I just said that. And
it was one of those things where you know you're
coming down with a cold or something like that because
you only get that feeling in winter and you hope
you're wrong, but in this case, I wasn't. So anyway,
it was just real, just a full here. Just to
be honest, it was a pretty standard head cold, just
fall and you expect it to go for a couple
of days, but instead of doing that, it's what is
it eleven days now or something?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, And it just kept on going.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And then it got to the I think it was
the Friday, and I called my I didn't call my doctor.
I tried to make an appointment and couldn't, so jumped
online to make an appointment. The earliest they could get
me in was the following friday, so another week away, yes,
So I booked that, and then I gave them a
call on the Friday nd. So I just want to
double check what time I'm coming in. They said, oh,
and that didn't work. We didn't. The system must have
(05:57):
dropped you, we don't have an appointment for you, and
I was like, yeah, mean because I'm still sick after
a nine days at that point, and I've spoken to
Jeremy Wells, who had fallen sick at the same time
as me, had COVID yes and was back at work
on the Monday, so he got over COVID faster than
I managed to get over this head cold thing. Anyway,
(06:19):
they finally managed to get me into the doctor yesterday
and the guy said he has it all gone. I said,
I just can't shake it, man, I can't shake it.
He said, you got a running nose. I's got a
running honker Man yet still running. Goes, what color is
your snock keysy? He got it, which didn't sound like
didn't sound to me like he was a professional. But no,
he said snot.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I said dream.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I said it was, yet still got a You see
what color? I see green? He said it's still green.
I said it's still green. He said if you had
a cute Sino sidis at any point in your life,
I said, yeah, last year we went for about three months.
He goes, oh, yeah, that's that. That's what that is.
It's flirt up. So anyway, they put me on the antibiotics,
and I should be sweet. So it sounds like every
time from now on when I get a cold, it's
(07:01):
going to trigger acute signy signus. That's right. And yeah,
and I have to get back on the antibiotos. But
I'm glad to know what it was.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I've got some penicillin to if you need any of that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm plowing through that. Yeah. But it's an interesting isn't it.
So you get real sick, you try and make an appointment.
The next appointment that was available after that seven or
eight days was another ten days after that. It's crazy,
and so you can't get in. You're sick, you can't
go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That's right, man.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
By the time you go to the doctor, most people
aren't sick.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
This is a new thing too, because I haven't needed
to go to the doctor fortunately for about two and
a half years now, and back then I could get
an appointment like within a couple of days at my
local doctor. Anyway, So now you're telling me it takes
at least a week to get an appointment.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Well, last year it was fast. This year it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, Well, as I said to you, fellas at the
time with my pussy pussy armpit thingy thingy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The nearest appointment that closet, the soonest appointment I could
get after going on to many doctors, was ten days away.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's crazy, it actually is.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah. Are you feeling better now? Look, I'm not one
hundred percent better, but I feel a lot better than
I did. That is that, that's for sure, and just
better for seeing your faith. Keezy, it's little No, don't chase.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Face. No, get a little tufty mustache.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
What was the what was the doctor Warring?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
He had the original Warriors Jersey ninety ninety five. Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky Oasis.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon,
twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's great to have your company. I just want to
let you know, of all the people listening out there,
we really appreciate it, you know. I I'm feeling a
little bit unsettled at the moment.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Fellers.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Oh no, what was that?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I had another one of my horrific dreams last night?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Is it one like that one that you had where
that fella came in there.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah. Nah, it's not that one, Mogi And that's one one.
That's one dream that will never go to air.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
We'll talk about it one day.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Last show, yeah, maybe the last show ever for the year.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But anyway, I had this really spooky, freaky dream last night.
You know when you have those dreams in your way
out and you're just filled with dread or you're just like.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So in this dream, I had a little coffee cart
sort of set up, and I was in a sort
of bushy environment. Well no, I wasn't in the bush,
but it was kind of bushy, like tedor rangy, and
I had my little coffee cart set up there and
people were coming up to my coffee cut and ordering
(09:43):
coffee as.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You do business.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, yeah, there was quite a few people in the dream.
And was it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Just coffees or do you have snacks and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I think there might have been muffins uffins, Yeah, yeah,
like a little muffin or a little muffin tray or
something like that, so you could do a sort of
coffee and muffin, you know, one muffin and one coffffee,
like six bucks.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
You're not going to make any money doing that, man,
seven fifty twelve okay, twelvehead, they're.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Really small muffins.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Well, if you've got cood quality muffler and a good coffee,
people will travel for that. Man, good good money.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I don't know they're going to only for it though.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay. So anyway, people come out and they were ordering
the coffees.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I was going, yeah, okay, like a macchiado or
a you know whatever. And I'd go, yeah, yeah, you'
or a latte, and I'd go to make the coffee
and I'll do the coffee part of it.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But then i'd go to do the milk part of it.
And I never had the right milk.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No matter what people were asking for, I never had
the right milk for it. And I was getting more
and more anxious and freaked out. So, you know, so
they go, like I saw a latin, I'd go, oh,
oh my god, I've got no soy milk.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What if I was just a regular flat white.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well that's the other thing. They go, a regular flat white.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I go, I like regular milk, and I still I
didn't even have regular milk.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
But the weird thing of my kind of an operation.
You're run in here. The weird thing was mowgi.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
In my dream, there was milk there, but none of
it was the right the wrong milk.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Now, I know.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I tend to overreact, you know, I tend to get
a bit carried away and think the worst possible scenario
for every everything that comes into my life. But I'm
convinced that that dream was telling me I was going
to die.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Oh, spot on a spot on. No, that's exactly how.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well I was going to say. But I was relying
a new fellows that taught me out.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Of that, because I know how I get, you know,
I get a that sort of loopy and crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, you have to, but I think you've nailed it. Well,
I think you've absolutely nailed it. I don't want to die, yes,
well that's inevitable, but I'm talking about soon. That sounds
to me like it's going to be soon.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So I'm not only going to die, but I'm going
to die soon.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Sooner rather than later. I think we know you're going
to die. I mean we all are, but that sounds
you got You're saying every time you didn't have the
right milk, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Were you frustrated in the dream. Did you feel helpless
in the dream?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Look, I'll be honest with you. It's been a while
since I've made love.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No, no no. In the dream while you were going for
the milk, were you frustrated or did you feel helpless?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Helpless?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah? You felt helpless? Yes, So it says here feeling
helpless in a dream means you're going to die? Yeah, soon,
that says it often represents like a change or a
closing of a chapter, i e.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Death.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, see, so that's why.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
But it's good to know. It's good to know that
you're not overreacting.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Man, So you think I should be getting my house
in order and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Although although it does stay here. So you had the
right coffee beans and stuff, right, Yes, so that also
represents death. It's like everything's concluding. Ah yeah, and what
flavor with the muffins Boisonbury?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh you're joking?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Death?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Ellison chains here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday evening the time it's plenty forty six.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Hey fellers, Yes, mate, I've got a story to tell you, guys,
am I right.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I think. So I've got a daughter, and I told
you about this. Oh is this one and a half?
Mogi's yeah, one and a half. I'll tell you what, man,
that is a winner.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's a it's a cracker.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
How we haven't been smashing the awards? I do not know.
It's a mystery.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's extraordinary, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
It really is. I've got a story to tell you.
Is I've got Grandma Sue's stone at our joint at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yes, that's not the one that steals your couch, is it?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No? No, No, that's that's my mother in law. So
this is my wife's grandmother. Sure, she's come to stay.
She's a bloody backbone from from the West Coasta reefting
and she's come up help out during school holidays. Anyway,
I was in my bedroom there and my daughter came
in and I was just getting undressed to go and
(14:12):
have a shower, and she was asking me what skin was,
and I said, well, are you're talking about the noun
or you're talking about the verb? Really, because you could
have the name of which is your skin? Or you
could be a hunter and you could skin something, you
could kill an animal and skin it. And she said, oh,
it's not good, is it? All the while I'm getting undressed,
(14:34):
you see, and she said, that's not good, is it.
We can't have hunters killing everything because if they do,
then there'll be no animals left. That's really good. But
I thought to myself, wise words, more wise words from
my daughter's mouth. And I said to her, as now
I'm getting you know, I'm pretty much nude at this point,
and I see as to her, I see, as well,
you know, maybe we could what if we killed the
(14:56):
hunters and there was no hunters left, then there'll be
heaps of animals. What do you think about that? She
sort of shed tuned out at that point, and she
was staring at my you know, five years old, totally innocent,
and she's staring at my downstairs, now my naked down
stairs at this point, and she sort of pauses and
then she says, Dad, I don't think you should let
grandma su see that. And I thought to myself, more
(15:22):
wise words. That's why that's wise words?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Is that because of your Monty circumcision, you think.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I think it'd be the whole wacket.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Well, this is the thing, man, it's funny isn't it. Now,
A five year old kid like that doesn't know one
body part from another. But what she has got is
she's got animal instincts. Sure, and she's thinking to herself,
an e only woman doesn't need to see that. Grandma
Sue doesn't need to see that, not at her age,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's true.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It's a good observation from her.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But I mean, would it be that bad if she did?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I mean, out of all of the ones she was
going to say, mine is probably the one to see. Well,
I mean it's not like yours, you mean, all three
of us or.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
So you're talking about your Grandma Sue.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah. But what my point being is I like the
instincts of the child. Yeah, you see what I'm saying. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And I actually think Grandma sus would be fine with him.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Well, it's just she's just one Sue, Grandma Sue. Yeah,
what did I says?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Did you get the sick and Sue from?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Isn't it sues?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Though? You're knock you out if you call it sus
from reefing there? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well that's the other thing too, is the fact that
you mentioned she's from reefing and I just go, well,
she'd say you're fat. She's a.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Doctor or something.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
For a few of those down in reefing.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Dudes, totally, it was weird anyway. Indeed, what's the song, Jase?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Have you heard this one?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The Hodarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki Sound Garden.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the radio Honarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I sat the front Keasy and you Pugson.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It was a shocker, yeah, pugsn is this what we're
doing here?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, no, it's not interestingly enough, Kesey. I was wondering
if I could ask a favor.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Of you mate.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Uh sure, how big?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh it's not that big, It's just a small favor. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I've been asked by some mates if I want to
play golf this next weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh cool, geez.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, I know I've been hanging out to play as
you know.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Well we're supposed to be playing together every week.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I thought, well, you know, here's
the opportunity to get.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Back into it for old hoodie j Yeah right sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So Mem and I Die Henward and Ben Hurley.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So that should be good.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
From the ACC. From the ACC, well, the the med
Monday and r L team oh pretty much yeah right,
oh no it is too yeah, and the a c
C commentary team for the list the Rugby League is
bloody good. Those guys too, and the favor that I've asked,
And it sounds a bit weird, but I was wondering
if you had caddy for me. Well, hang on, what
are you playing somewhere where you need to have a caddy?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, it's just that I haven't played for a while
and I'm not sure what clubs to sort of choose,
so what distance? And I need someone to carry the
bags because the shoulder.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is a bit rooted at the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Right, Okay, Well, I mean we could hire you a
trendler for five dollars, would that do?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Or do you need to help?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Even even pulling a trundlers a little bit befrong at
the moment?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Key, I'm not you know, I'm not a young man anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And true as I say, it's been a while since
i've played, so I'm not quite.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sure of that distance, what club for what distance? Sort
of thing?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
To be fair, that's actually probably not a bad idea,
becaure we look at this way.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So what a great opportunity for you to rub shoulders
with the ACC team, you know, maybe get in there
the nr L team.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, but you know that I've been Okay, okay, sure, okay,
when it was it this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, just another small favor on that front. As you know,
I've been trying to get some clubs. I still don't
have any year. Can I borrow yours?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Mike? So you want me to carry my clubs around
so that you can play with my mates from myin
r L podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, presumably you'd be pretty comfortable carrying them around, because
that's what you play with anyway, you.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Absolutely? Yeah, I love carrying my club that I can.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Is that good?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Well, you can borrow my clubs, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, cool.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
They might be a bit big for you though.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh they'll be sweet, airs mate. Are you sure you
haven't seen me in my new golf shoes. They're like platforms, right, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
They've been to be like stilts if you're gonna use
my clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And finally, and this is a bit awkward, as you know,
we were going away to the batch this weekend an
old hoodie jay what went a bit crazy on the
old spending front with the cheeses at Pharaohs and so forth.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And I was wondering if you could pay my green fees?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Are you going to pay me back?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Certainly when I get some more money, right, how much
is that? I don't know how much.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I think the green feece like one, but hand on heart,
I'll pay you back from the next dog it needs
dog squad dogs play money, right, okay, starting up pretty
soon actually, and I'll give you an.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Extra ten.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, sweet um, yep, look tell you what. I'll lock it.
And purely because I do want to get in closer
with those guys.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it's a great opportunity for you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Even though I've worked with them for about four years
now five us a good opportunity. Yeah, And although the
only issue I can see is, as I say, my
clubs are quite long, and it will kind of look like,
you know, like a garden gnome holding like a gar
like a rake or something, you know what. I just
I worry about that. Yeah, sure, but no yet, go
for gold, No dramas.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Good stuff now listen. Coming up after five o'clock. Of course,
we've got to dissect the AB's test match and a
rugby chat with Hoody J. And apparently you've got something
you want to talk to me about.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
My wife's got an ethical dilemma that we need to
help her with. It's happened just before I head it
into work today actually.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And it's happed it just before you came into work today.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It happened, I happened.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Where did you get Let's go to the ads the
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Cool Jam there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday,
eleven minutes to five o'clock. And as you can hear,
Old Mogi's back in town after a little.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Time off with illness.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
There Magie got the secondness man. Yeah, you know what
I mean, sure, sure, I came down. It was on
the Wednesday of not last week, but the week before,
and you had left the studio Hoodie Ja, Yes, And
I just said to Keysy there, I said, I'm coming
down with it. I'm coming down with something here, man,
I can feel it, feel it. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because Jace you were away because you had that cyst
under your arm, sisty pit.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
But it wasn't my sister throwing uppy up.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's right, yeah, Yuki yucky poey pooy bum Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And then and then Mike was like, oh, I've got
that weird feeling in the back of the throat.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Keysy but it wasn't yucky yucky poo pooh bum bum
wipey wipey two stroke a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Oh mine wasn't. No, So I just said that. And
it was one of those things where you know you're
coming down with a cold or something like that because
you only get that feeling in winter and you hope
you're wrong, but in this case, I wasn't. So anyway,
it was just real, just a full here. Just to
be honest, it was a pretty standard head cold, just
fall and you expect it to go for a couple
of days, but instead of doing that, it's what is
it eleven days now or something?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, And it just kept on going.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And then it got to the I think it was
the Friday, and I called my I didn't call my doctor.
I tried to make an appointment and couldn't, so jumped
online to make an appointment. The earliest they could get
me in was the following friday, so another week away, yes,
So I booked that, and then I gave them a
call on the Friday nd. So I just want to
double check what time I'm coming in. They said, oh,
and that didn't work. We didn't. The system must have
(05:57):
dropped you, we don't have an appointment for you, and
I was like, yeah, mean because I'm still sick after
a nine days at that point, and I've spoken to
Jeremy Wells, who had fallen sick at the same time
as me, had COVID yes and was back at work
on the Monday, so he got over COVID faster than
I managed to get over this head cold thing. Anyway,
(06:19):
they finally managed to get me into the doctor yesterday
and the guy said he has it all gone. I said,
I just can't shake it, man, I can't shake it.
He said, you got a running nose. I's got a
running honker Man yet still running. Goes, what color is
your snock keysy? He got it, which didn't sound like
didn't sound to me like he was a professional. But no,
he said snot.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I said dream.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I said it was, yet still got a You see
what color? I see green? He said it's still green.
I said it's still green. He said if you had
a cute Sino sidis at any point in your life,
I said, yeah, last year we went for about three months.
He goes, oh, yeah, that's that. That's what that is.
It's flirt up. So anyway, they put me on the antibiotics,
and I should be sweet. So it sounds like every
time from now on when I get a cold, it's
(07:01):
going to trigger acute signy signus. That's right. And yeah,
and I have to get back on the antibiotos. But
I'm glad to know what it was.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I've got some penicillin to if you need any of that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm plowing through that. Yeah. But it's an interesting isn't it.
So you get real sick, you try and make an appointment.
The next appointment that was available after that seven or
eight days was another ten days after that. It's crazy,
and so you can't get in. You're sick, you can't
go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That's right, man.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
By the time you go to the doctor, most people
aren't sick.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
This is a new thing too, because I haven't needed
to go to the doctor fortunately for about two and
a half years now, and back then I could get
an appointment like within a couple of days at my
local doctor. Anyway, So now you're telling me it takes
at least a week to get an appointment.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Well, last year it was fast. This year it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, Well, as I said to you, fellas at the
time with my pussy pussy armpit thingy thingy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The nearest appointment that closet, the soonest appointment I could
get after going on to many doctors, was ten days away.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's crazy, it actually is.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yeah. Are you feeling better now? Look, I'm not one
hundred percent better, but I feel a lot better than
I did. That is that, that's for sure, and just
better for seeing your faith. Keezy, it's little No, don't chase.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Face. No, get a little tufty mustache.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
What was the what was the doctor Warring?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
He had the original Warriors Jersey ninety ninety five. Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky Oasis.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon,
twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's great to have your company. I just want to
let you know, of all the people listening out there,
we really appreciate it, you know. I I'm feeling a
little bit unsettled at the moment.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Fellers.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Oh no, what was that?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I had another one of my horrific dreams last night?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Is it one like that one that you had where
that fella came in there.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah. Nah, it's not that one, Mogi And that's one one.
That's one dream that will never go to air.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
We'll talk about it one day.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Last show, yeah, maybe the last show ever for the year.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But anyway, I had this really spooky, freaky dream last night.
You know when you have those dreams in your way
out and you're just filled with dread or you're just like.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So in this dream, I had a little coffee cart
sort of set up, and I was in a sort
of bushy environment. Well no, I wasn't in the bush,
but it was kind of bushy, like tedor rangy, and
I had my little coffee cart set up there and
people were coming up to my coffee cut and ordering
(09:43):
coffee as.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You do business.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well, yeah, there was quite a few people in the dream.
And was it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Just coffees or do you have snacks and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I think there might have been muffins uffins, Yeah, yeah,
like a little muffin or a little muffin tray or
something like that, so you could do a sort of
coffee and muffin, you know, one muffin and one coffffee,
like six bucks.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
You're not going to make any money doing that, man,
seven fifty twelve okay, twelvehead, they're.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Really small muffins.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Well, if you've got cood quality muffler and a good coffee,
people will travel for that. Man, good good money.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I don't know they're going to only for it though.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay. So anyway, people come out and they were ordering
the coffees.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I was going, yeah, okay, like a macchiado or
a you know whatever. And I'd go, yeah, yeah, you'
or a latte, and I'd go to make the coffee
and I'll do the coffee part of it.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
But then i'd go to do the milk part of it.
And I never had the right milk.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No matter what people were asking for, I never had
the right milk for it. And I was getting more
and more anxious and freaked out. So, you know, so
they go, like I saw a latin, I'd go, oh,
oh my god, I've got no soy milk.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
What if I was just a regular flat white.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well that's the other thing. They go, a regular flat white.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I go, I like regular milk, and I still I
didn't even have regular milk.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
But the weird thing of my kind of an operation.
You're run in here. The weird thing was mowgi.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
In my dream, there was milk there, but none of
it was the right the wrong milk.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Now, I know.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I tend to overreact, you know, I tend to get
a bit carried away and think the worst possible scenario
for every everything that comes into my life. But I'm
convinced that that dream was telling me I was going
to die.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Oh, spot on a spot on. No, that's exactly how.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well I was going to say. But I was relying
a new fellows that taught me out.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Of that, because I know how I get, you know,
I get a that sort of loopy and crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, you have to, but I think you've nailed it. Well,
I think you've absolutely nailed it. I don't want to die, yes,
well that's inevitable, but I'm talking about soon. That sounds
to me like it's going to be soon.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So I'm not only going to die, but I'm going
to die soon.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Sooner rather than later. I think we know you're going
to die. I mean we all are, but that sounds
you got You're saying every time you didn't have the
right milk, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Were you frustrated in the dream. Did you feel helpless
in the dream?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Look, I'll be honest with you. It's been a while
since I've made love.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
No, no no. In the dream while you were going for
the milk, were you frustrated or did you feel helpless?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Helpless?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah? You felt helpless? Yes, So it says here feeling
helpless in a dream means you're going to die? Yeah, soon,
that says it often represents like a change or a
closing of a chapter, i e.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Death.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, see, so that's why.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
But it's good to know. It's good to know that
you're not overreacting.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Man, So you think I should be getting my house
in order and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Although although it does stay here. So you had the
right coffee beans and stuff, right, Yes, so that also
represents death. It's like everything's concluding. Ah yeah, and what
flavor with the muffins Boisonbury?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh you're joking?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Death?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Ellison chains here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Thursday evening the time it's plenty forty six.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Hey fellers, Yes, mate, I've got a story to tell you, guys,
am I right.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I think. So I've got a daughter, and I told
you about this. Oh is this one and a half?
Mogi's yeah, one and a half. I'll tell you what, man,
that is a winner.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's a it's a cracker.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
How we haven't been smashing the awards? I do not know.
It's a mystery.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's extraordinary, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
It really is. I've got a story to tell you.
Is I've got Grandma Sue's stone at our joint at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yes, that's not the one that steals your couch, is it?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No? No, No, that's that's my mother in law. So
this is my wife's grandmother. Sure, she's come to stay.
She's a bloody backbone from from the West Coasta reefting
and she's come up help out during school holidays. Anyway,
I was in my bedroom there and my daughter came
in and I was just getting undressed to go and
(14:12):
have a shower, and she was asking me what skin was,
and I said, well, are you're talking about the noun
or you're talking about the verb? Really, because you could
have the name of which is your skin? Or you
could be a hunter and you could skin something, you
could kill an animal and skin it. And she said, oh,
it's not good, is it? All the while I'm getting undressed,
(14:34):
you see, and she said, that's not good, is it.
We can't have hunters killing everything because if they do,
then there'll be no animals left. That's really good. But
I thought to myself, wise words, more wise words from
my daughter's mouth. And I said to her, as now
I'm getting you know, I'm pretty much nude at this point,
and I see as to her, I see, as well,
you know, maybe we could what if we killed the
(14:56):
hunters and there was no hunters left, then there'll be
heaps of animals. What do you think about that? She
sort of shed tuned out at that point, and she
was staring at my you know, five years old, totally innocent,
and she's staring at my downstairs, now my naked down
stairs at this point, and she sort of pauses and
then she says, Dad, I don't think you should let
grandma su see that. And I thought to myself, more
(15:22):
wise words. That's why that's wise words?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Is that because of your Monty circumcision, you think.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I think it'd be the whole wacket.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Well, this is the thing, man, it's funny isn't it. Now,
A five year old kid like that doesn't know one
body part from another. But what she has got is
she's got animal instincts. Sure, and she's thinking to herself,
an e only woman doesn't need to see that. Grandma
Sue doesn't need to see that, not at her age,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and that's true.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It's a good observation from her.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But I mean, would it be that bad if she did?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I mean, out of all of the ones she was
going to say, mine is probably the one to see. Well,
I mean it's not like yours, you mean, all three
of us or.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
So you're talking about your Grandma Sue.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah. But what my point being is I like the
instincts of the child. Yeah, you see what I'm saying. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And I actually think Grandma sus would be fine with him.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Well, it's just she's just one Sue, Grandma Sue. Yeah,
what did I says?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Did you get the sick and Sue from?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Isn't it sues?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Though? You're knock you out if you call it sus
from reefing there? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well that's the other thing too, is the fact that
you mentioned she's from reefing and I just go, well,
she'd say you're fat. She's a.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Doctor or something.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
For a few of those down in reefing.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Dudes, totally, it was weird anyway. Indeed, what's the song, Jase?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Have you heard this one?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The Hodarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
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