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July 27, 2024 15 mins

On today's bonus best bits, we talk DIY disasters, spicy dishes and Jase's TV crush.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodikey.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wees are there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock. Geez,
tell you what fellas. It's I really appreciate the people
that listen to the show. Why I just do taking
the time to, you know, make an effort.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Tell you what though.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I had a bit of a di whye disaster on
Friday night when I got home.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Good Lord, did you absolute disaster?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
After I won the Throbber on Friday, I was in
pretty good spirits.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Was the Breaking Benjamin at.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Breaking Benjamin, Yeah, I felt it.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
We all lost.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Still cold or too cold, so it doesn't even know,
I'll be honest, never heard of them.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
And anyway, so I get home and I get and
my wife when I got home, was.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Just all a fluster.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Oh she would have been so proud of you after that.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
She was she was. But then it was a bit
of a disaster going on in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
And we had a bit of an electrical problem and
basically all the sort of appliances and so forth in
my kitchen and loungeery are kind of shut down, and
so I went into the fuse box and one of
the switches had come down. So I went on, She's
blood of fus love, and she was like, oh, thank

(01:20):
god you're home.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's so good having such a manly sort of dude.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Sort of like you're painting your wife is a weak
female here. I'm not sure uncomfortable with this.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
But she she loves it when I get hands on
with all of the tools. Yes, I said, And so
I went to push the switch up and I went
our hand, you couldn't reach.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You're very good. So this is how to take the
box off.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Of course, you know, the box, which I made myself
incidentally had a bit of four for two, and.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So you know, I was going on, what's going on here?
Who of the time.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
So I had to take the whole board out, and
I tell you what, what a what an absolute debacle
behind it. She's an old villain mog and the cabling
was just just an absolute nightmare. Fortunately, I've got a
few speed cables and wiring stuff in my wardrobe, so
I just whipped those baskets out and yeah, she was

(02:28):
just you know and sort of frayed and just to
night me cobwebs and stuff going on, a bit of
insulation in there somehow, yeah, the pink pets. So I
thought to myself, Christ it was like we didn't burn
to death at some stage, you know, with the the
insulation and the old wiring. So I cleaned all that up,
put some new wiring, and then all of a sudden,

(02:49):
here from my wife from the lounge, go what's going on?
And I was like, why, what's happened? She said, the
TV's not working and I was like what? And then
I heard my daughter in her room and she was like.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
What's happened to our internet?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And she was fumid. You know what teenagers are like
when they lose their internet. She's not good Mogi and kinzy.
So yeah, God knows what had happened. I did the
rewire and couldn't get couldn't. I was looking into my
banking app too, couldn't get into that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was an absolute disaster.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Did you get a man to come around and have
a look, Ah.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, No, I like to just do that stuff myself.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
So it affected your banking app?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, well we lost the internet and everything, like even
your data and there my daughter wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
It was just an absolute nightman. Right.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, Well, there was a there was an outdage around
about the same time that affected my house.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
What time is that?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
What was it evening? That's when I was doing about
that twenty four hours or so something like that. Yeah,
my Instagram was down, yeah, banking, my payWave stopped working,
did it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And flight that my mum was on was cancel antled. Yeah.
Was it because there was that big, that big worldwide
one that happened. There's like nine million computers that got
taken out. What time is that about the same time,
about the about eight twenty about there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that kind of been new surely not Well when
did you fix it? Was it like twenty four hours later?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh? I didn't. It just seemed to come right.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
It sounds better.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Wow, it's that you're saying. I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
My house is globally convicted and they just shut everything down.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's what it's called the internet, man, It's all connected. Wow,
it's all politics.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisey Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You rather.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, indeed, was you rather interestingly enough, someone's just texted
in on three four eight three and and said, could
you explain the packages just so I have a clear
idea when.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I call up, Yeah, what I'm voting for?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
That's cool. That's a great idea actually, and going forward
we could even do that every time.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That would just be annoying.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
You can either win.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Four nights on Mount Panorama watching the Bad first one thousand.
This includes flights and accommodation, or the weekend of your
life at the n r L Grand Final races on
the sat the pre match cruise to the game on
the Sunday and also flights accommodation.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
So pretty good either way, you do pretty good.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Get a jid Hell's life?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh good?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Your mad dog?

Speaker 6 (05:32):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Things made? Good? Good? Good?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
What do you do for a crush? Jed? Oh what
are you selling?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
You have to kill you if I told you?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah? Why not? Ah j n r L or bathfirst.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Bathurst all the way lads, Okay, interesting as it didn't
need I love you, Bob, oh sweetheart, that's weird anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I love you to get a cane? How's live? What great?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
How's yours?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah? Good? Thank you good. Good. Heal's kai beautiful kaitar
today it's cold.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, yeah, he's.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Pretty pretty much like that around the country. And what
do you do for a cross cane?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Still in the older community?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Work massive backbone, backbone of this community.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Community. We're easy, do you know that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Is this something you want to say? The Caney Caine?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I love you, I love you too, mute. Yeah, good stuff,
that's good. This is wholesome. Man. Nobody says that they
love them too for ages, for sure. You know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
For sure? Hey Caine, Yes, I love you man.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's nice. I want to go to the rugby league things.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Bloody.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, I hated.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Absolutely shut down. It's like being single again, Jake.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, I was were buffed.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Would you rather question, guys, would you rather have a
random baby vomit.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
On you or a random baby vomit on you?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Jace?

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Would you rather have a random baby random vomit on you?
Or would you rather vomit on a random baby? Hmm, look,
it's not even closer.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean, I've had so many babies vomit on me.
It wouldn't be It's neither here nor there. It's water
off a Duck's back to be on a skeezy.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'll be picking on that baby.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, I'll be thrown up on the baby as well,
like a power chunder you probably well you you'd have
a baby throw up on you.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Just you'd be sweet with that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well, as I say, it's happened about a million times
in my life, right, it's just pretty well, what's another spew?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Who's up next again? Henry Graham?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Henry and Tawaw too tough nuts.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, so that coming in next to chat match
for that's exciting.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
I've got about ten questions, so if I could get
those out first, just shut your hand up when you
want to ask one, Okay, I want to be honest.
I'm quite nervous because especially TARGETO is one of my
Now he's beautiful, he's in good neck, in his late fifties.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
He is looking good. So hopefully I can pluck up
the courage to ask the questions. If not, you guys
just carry things all right. Yeah, you're going to embarrass
e Chips on the radio, and maybe we should just
get pugs in.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, and it's actually perhaps you want to do this
interview with us?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Cool man?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
What the Hdiky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodik.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yes, indeed, A see DC there on the Radio Hodaki
Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Great to have your company.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
They're just joining us, by the way, twenty five minutes
past four o'clock, Fellows, I'm feeling a.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Little bit woozy.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
How quickly you just ate that pie?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I did have it because you can hear him still,
sort of like.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I made.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I made a terrible mistake of taking a massive bite
of the pie and then keys, he said, fifteen seconds
and it was burning my mouth. So yeah, but it
is food related. Actually, bacon goes down the wrong way
in my throat.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Last night last.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Night, right, my wife and my daughter, My daughters, as
I said earlier in the week, is over from overseas
at the moment, and she's visiting, which is lovely.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It's great to catch up with her.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Does it bug you having her at home?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Bug She'll hear that and be really upset. And so
no one could decide on what to eat. And I said, oh, look,
why don't we just uber? And I was still I
was still at work by this point. Yeah, Well, I
just thought i'd use my dog Squad money. I said, look,
just use the dog Squad account, order whatever you want,

(10:04):
my darling, hundreds and thousands on everything, and chips with
everything as well. So she went TI and when I
come happy with Tyro and about you Fellas, I love
me a bit of tie.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, I like Tye. It's good eating.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
But she went outside the box a little bit and
she went to a restaurant we've never been to before,
and she was ordering the food and she knows that
I like prawn like a tie prawn dish.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
So she ordered this dish.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Without really sort of looking at it or knowing what
it was. And this is from a completely new place
for us with you, and she ordered.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
And so we got home. Then the food arrived and
we got the tie dish out and lo and behold
it was raw. So they were quite big prawns. But
the prawns were raw.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
And I went, oh, that's do you say when you say, rudy,
you have just meant cold.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
The dish was cold, and they were not cooked. They
weren't cooked at all. Like, the prawns were absolute raw.
They hadn't touched any Gray color is translucent and gray
they were translucent and gray.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
It doesn't seem like a good idea.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Well, I think you can.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Get certain dishes, tied dishes. And it came with a
salad with a sort of vinegary salad, right, white sauce, well,
your vinegree sort of sauce. And the whole thing was cold,
So basically it was a cold salad with uncooked prawns.
And you know, and I'm a kind of adventurous eater,
and I went, oh, yeah, okay, why not, I'll give
that a bit of a nudge. And then my daughter's

(11:32):
my daughter and my wife ate it before I even
got a mouthful, and they both simultaneously went wholely, that
is hot, right, And I was like, what, it's a salad,
for God's sake. And then I had a couple of mouthfuls,
and I swear to God, my god, it was so

(12:00):
heart like twice the heat of your death ram and Giezy,
twice the heat.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
No, that's impossible, And it was.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Burning like a bastard.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
And all morning this morning, because I was filming today
as well, I had sweet tie chili ring piece. Yeah right,
you know, I got out of beer today and visaged
if you will, because my bowls were under attack, right.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I got up immediately.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's what woke me up, was just burning and my
bows and so I had to waddle to the toilet.
It wasn't two stroke Cardy J this morning. It was
four to five stroke Cardy J. Wow, it wasn't three
perfect tubes. It was a splatterfest, Um and Mike. It

(12:45):
was quite the culinary experience.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Did you have And I don't like getting explicit with
these sorts of things. And if you're driving in the
car with the kids, take your hands off the wheel
and put your fingers in their ears. But did you
have the burning peace?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
A massive yeah, chili ring peace?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I remember I had something like that and my and
I'm sorry, Keyesy, block your ears, mate. My piece was
so hot my mates were lighting their cigarettes off it.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Indeed for Tally's there on the radio Honaki Big Show
this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
The time it's for twenty seven heys.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Lots of great shoututs coming in for shout out Friday Jays.
Do you want to hear those?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Sure, man, fine, I'm still having a panic attack. By
the way, what from from a red ball.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, young shout out to big len Aka my downstairs?
Is that what you call you? Downstairs?

Speaker 6 (13:38):
That's from an anonymous Texter. Shout out to Ashton newest
backbone in New Zealand Kutcher. No, it's baby, I'm guessing,
but yeah Ashton Kutcher. So shout out, keep those shoutouts coming,
and every single one in the drawer for a fifty
night and day vout.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He was really hot though, wasn't he old Ashton? He
still is? Yeah, he was actually interestingly enough, I shouldn't
say this on air. He was my wife's what do
you call it? No, they weren't lovers at that mystry.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
She was sort of just sort of like stalking them
and that no like because involved no like if.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
They were going to be lovers. You know what what's
it called your card? Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, of course you get your card, your credit card card. Yeah,
what do you call it?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
If the business car, if the situation came into card,
if the situation came into being, she could play a
card and she play your cards?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Right, Yeah, it's called a hall monitor.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
No, you know, if I mean the card. You know,
we've all got our card that we.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Can play in our card, gold card, gold card. I
already got that.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
You know what I'm saying though my car, you know,
the love of your life comes along and my case say,
for example, Kate Winslet your life, we just want to
love it, but I want to make love to her,
And I say to my wife, yeah, credit card, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, I'm going to play my card here, you know
the one I mean the car.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, Hallmark card. Oh yeah, Hallmark card.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah hole pass. You got the good work, Jason, mate.
That was.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Thanks man.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It only took two minutes. We were actually going to
talk about something else, but yeah, we really have one
out of time.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
But hey, if you want to go along to either
Bathurst or the nr Our Grand Final, keep listening because
inside the next ten minutes a chance for you to
ring us on.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Eight hundred Darkey. Somebody texted and Hall passed on three
four eight three quicker than Jace. Good to think of it.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, well thanks for the help.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Feels the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
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