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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Ik Nirvana There on the radio, Hold Archy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fine. I'm thirty six,
This is it?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay? If I call a show meeting, no, not really, Why.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm over you calling a show I'm almost tempted to
call a show meeting about you calling show meetings.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Perfect, here we go. He's the said he wants to
call a show meeting. Fied off, Pugs, show Meeta, thank you,
show meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
The meeting show meeting is now in progress.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Can we have a show meeting about you talking over
that sting?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, Judge, Jason doesn't want to be today, but right,
sure we can do that after this break.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Maybe, you know, there's always in every flat or work situation,
some whiny Oh someone ate my eggs properly? You please?
Can you please not you know, leave your pubes in
the shower box? Sort of?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hell's a shower box.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You know. And so I'm I want to propose that
we ban Keasy from calling show meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But I'm like the organizer of the group, you know,
I'm like the guy who's you.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Know they guy? Yeah cool? Can you write that in
the dark action? I had a bio Oneah? No, Mike
Jason anal guy.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
The hell is seriously, guys, the reason I call show
meetings is because, you know, a meeting is really good
for getting everyone on the same page. You can talk
it out. You don't do it over email, you don't
do it in the group chat. You discuss it all right.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know that we tune out when you have show meetings.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Tune out the listeners, don't They love it? They very
much tuned into Hodaki whenever I call a show meeting.
The reason I'm calling a show meeting is it's about
Pugs Hello and his eating habits. Oh thank god, I
thought you, yeah right, you're on board with this.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm on board with this. What did you think he
was going to do a bit of filth.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's Pugs is eating habits in particular. Will addresses are
the habits and maybe a show meeting tomorrow. But have
you noticed, Jase that Pugs and you're looking good man,
He's looking single day. Every day he says to me,
I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm second, Pugs, hang on if they're a show meeting
about you, guys, the beef you've quite clearly got by
the way.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Every day I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, and they
go eat something and then I look out there he's
eating a tablespoon of cream cheese or something ridiculous like
that cottage cheese.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Or he's eating an apple and it's the tiniest apple
you've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Or it's a block of tofa, a cold.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Block of tofu. Pugs, hello, you need to sort out
your eating man, What.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Do you mean, get a pie in you?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
For God's sake, Guys, eat a pie and also or
do it jay Stars and just walk in bitch about
being hungry and eat all the chip.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I think you'll find. Jace is in no position to
be talking to me about eating food at all. He
has like one cracker a day with a slice of tomato.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's right, And look at him, so he's cut.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Have you seen my gutters?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Pugs on your chest?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
On my chest?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So, Pugs, I need you to eat more. Yeah, guys,
or you're not allowed to say that I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
If you could just eat a tenth of what Kesey eats,
you'll be on the right track.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I hang on, No, what another show many about there?
Because you're that's fat share. You can't do that to me.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
We're not doing that again. You want to do that now?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Nah, It's all good, just something to think about anyway, fellas.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I will think about it, man, I think about it
all the time because I'm hungry all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Keezy's gutters have blown out with like leaves and stuff
like that.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Down with this down pipe, yes, down pipe.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you know then again Kezy gets the old stomach
cling on.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Would make there on the radio ho Donkey Big Show
this Tuesday evening files. You know old hoodie Jays giving
up everything, right, you know, I've given up the chips.
Now that's going to be a battle.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Like an hour or something.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He's been an hour and a half so far without chips.
I don't really do the booze anymore, smoking smoking. I
don't smoke. No, I saw vape. I just don't bring
my vape to work.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And I'm thinking bringing in good content two fellers. Yeah, Jason,
Well you say I was just joking around what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know, and I know that you know. You guys,
for example, like to go home and punch a few beersies,
a few wine.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Now and then whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Christopher, he's a two bottle man, two bottles.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And I'm thinking, I've got to find something. And I'm actually,
you know, you might be able to help me with
this pag song because I know you're into your drugs.
Ah ah big time, you know, just just to give me.
I want something to give me a little buzz.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, you know, a.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Little buzz now. I've been looking for gummies. You know
that i'm talking legal here. I'm not talking you know
I'm talking and whether that's a possibility. But I'm seriously
considering getting into KRVA sessions.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh wow, Fijian styles.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Fijian styles, because I've watched a few of them and
I go, that's a bit of hoidy jay.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Have you ever tasted it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I have.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's disgusting dirt water.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, it's found and it sort of numbs your.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Mouth, your mouth, makes your tongue feel weird.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah. Yeah. Have you done a lot of carver? Have you? Keysy?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Not not throughout my life, but certainly on one specific weekend. Yes,
I did a lot of carver do not mix it
with alcohol, by the way, Responsibly might be.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This will be separately and of itself, right, Okay, what
was the sort of buzz that you got from it?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It made me personally feel quite happy and horny. Happy.
I always get those two mixed up as well.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, it's the same thing, isn't it, happy horny?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well I like to differentiate. Sure, I don't need one
to be with the other at all.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm saying, as I'm happy when i'm horny.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Right, So why don't you just take some viagar or something? Then?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, I already am doing that, right yeah, yeah, But
getting back to the carver.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Made my lips feel old tingly, my tongue went weird,
and after a while, you have to drink quite a
lot of it. From my experience, after a while it
did make me just seem a wee bit giggly and
things were just funny. But it might have been because
I was on a beach in Fiji. Responsibly steamed, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Are we going to hone some carver?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
There? Shall we do that, Fellows? Absolutely, We'll have a
carvera session over in Fiji.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Because last time I organized it by paying one of
the waiters at that it was the guy from the
kids club. He was literally dressed up and like a
traditional Fijian outfit. He had a torch and he was
leading all the kids around lighting all the tiki torches. Yes,
and then one of the other way is laugh you
want some carver? Talk to Blah blah who does the
kids club. So he was walking past us like, hey, man,
can you get us some carbos? Yeah? Man, I finish
(07:14):
at eight thirty. We'll meet out on the beach and
I'll bring everything. It'll be like fifty bucks or something.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And we had a carver stash was great, let's do
that fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, I'll pay for some. I'll put like twenty bucks in.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And pugsn can cover the rest. Well no, but anyway, okay,
let's shall we commit to that?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, okay, I'm keen.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We're going to have a carva session on our Fiji Sojean.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yep, sounds great.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Jason, I man, do you sell on the drugs?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, we'll talk about that off here if you don't mind. Pugs.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The Whodiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 2 (07:49):
Hod ichis indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio. Holdankee
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty three
minutes past four o'clock. We're talking work wives, and we've
discovered Keasy and I that our work wife isn't a
nactual fact, oh, Pudson.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, sort of a work love triangle happening here.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, but your work wife as your girlfriend you've been
with for like a month or something upstairs, So you're
moving really quickly with this whole other person. And Jason
and I think that you are actually our work wives.
So we're your work husbands.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I can be your listen, listen, I can be your
work wives.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well that's good. But my work.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Wife is my partner upstairs on with the big dogs.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
So just to like, I'm just doing a bit of
research here onto the work wife situation. It doesn't say
anything about having more than one work wife or work
husband and your case, yeah, yeah, because you've got two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Because I'm want to be honest with you, I'm feeling
slightly put out that you know you've got two work
husbands at this point.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, it does say here that a work wife usually
won't put out, so you're putting Jason out.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So you're saying I should put out for Jason.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Wait what are you talking?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh, I mean I mean put out and the scene
So you're feeling put out. I'm feeling not that he
not that Pugs is adverse to putting out with totally.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I've just got a list of characteristics
here for what your work wife or husband or just
works spouse. So lover hang on, Jason. A work spouse
is someone you trust to help you navigate the challenges
of the workplace. I'd say that's that's Pugs. Yeah, definitely Jase.
Like for example, when you like, oh, which way do
(09:32):
my headphones go on? Let this way? Pugs is the
guy you.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Go swipe card.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's all that technical stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's where Pugs will have, Oh I can't remember the
password to my computer.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, I haven't quite cracked that way. No, that's that's important.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Do you guys have done poosed?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Can you wipe me.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Totally? Are you doing that for him? Because I don't
get that.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
We even asked good.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
To know and I'm only two wipe so it's not.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, it's pretty quick inside jokes and a sheared understanding.
Do you often share a catalog of inside jokes and
running commentaries.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, well, funnily enough. I don't know if you've noticed this, keyzy. Oh,
Pugs will often give me a little wink.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
He always does.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
He's always it's just a little thing that we have.
You know, you might say something and then it's just
something that Pugs Yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Keasy again, and only after I say something generally. Yeah, right,
because you wink at me as well. Huh, Pugs, you
wink at me all the time too, but not after
Jason said something just randomly.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
In front of my other wife.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Please, this colleague may know your coffee order. Do you
know Jason's coffee order?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
A flat white with a two shot double shot flat white?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Two?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
What is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Two sugar?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, two sugars.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, because you just really.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
To be honest, I don't drink coffee when I come
to work.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's also he wouldn't know. Also, it's a flat white
with four sugars. Maybe you're my work wife, jas, Maybe
you you're my work sugar daddy. Is that what's happening?
Quite possibly, because we could just cut Pugs out of
the picture because he's got his work wife, which is
his partner about one month who's decided as his wife
wife already.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, I hang on a work sugar dady. Wouldn't that
mean he's like paying for stuff for your work and
you're out in return.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So because you don't pay for anything at work, I'm
always paying for stuff, you know. Like we'll be out
and I'll be like, oh, Keezy, can you buy me
chippies and porks?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Am I from the sushi shop?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Give us a kebab or something. Yeah, I'll always pay
for it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So are you my sugar daddy? Then?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think I'm Jason's sugar daddy.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Work sugar daddy.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah? Do you want to be a regular sugar daddy?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
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