FULL SHOW: A Balanced Diet

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Biggest Shows, our biggest.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Shot, biggest, biggest speak the show which just nice and.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
On gid A, your mad Bastard's great to have your
company this Tuesday afternoon, the twenty seventh of August twenty
twenty four. And you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night Day. Maggie Stallion,
you've just finished your chicken and rice. It's looking bloody

(00:42):
deliciously with a little squirt of soy sauce on it.
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You're Stallion going pretty gral so your mad dog, your
six son of a bee. I headed it in the
air froy You ever had anything out of an air
froy before?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Finally enough I my wife was doing chicken rolls last
night that come in the sort of with the rope
surround them little roasts, and she had it in the
oven with sweet chili sauce, and she had it in
the oven. She took it out and went, oh, that's
not copp And I said, check it in the old
air fry came out crispy and beautiful, tasted disgusting, but

(01:18):
the air fry won the day. Keys. You know all
about air friers, don't you, mate?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
How's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
God, you're looking good?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
By the way, do you like my hair?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Here is looking good?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Thanks man. It's a little fluffy. It's curly here. Yeah.
Now I'm feeling good, fellas. That's Tuesday. Is Tuesday already,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I tell you what? Actually we have a massive showy head,
so much going on like what oh look, I did
a bit of renovations today. I did some renovations, yes,
and I had.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
A revelation renovation revelation while I.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Was at the gym today, which I want to talk
to you fellas about. And you guys have got some
great some great common after five and between four and
five date you feel.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
It's not from four onwards, you know, no, not.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
From four onwards. In the meantime there's a bit of
Metallica for you.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Hey, don't forget if you want to look at the
text three eight three and can they do those talks still?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Keezy?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I think so cool?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
How do they do that?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Use the high heart radio app? If you're listening on there,
hit the microphone and you can send us a talk
back directly.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's yeah good, he's logan.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Would you the whole archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keith Is.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Indeed smashing pumpkins there on the radio. Holdarky Big show
this Tuesday afternoon. Hey, great to have your company. If
you're listening to us. The time is exactly fifteen minutes
past four o'clock. I see the front key, what does
the time go? Just flies by?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Eyes to the front, me, Jason, I can't even see
out the window. You're the one looking out the window
and hoy T Jay lies to the front.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, Hey, fellers, I had a bit of a I
got in a grump this morning. I'll be honest with you.
I woke up, I was fine. I didn't have a
bad sleep last night, although I was coffing and.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hanging away all night.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you don't hear me complaining about it, kezy,
because I'm a backbone year about that. And anyway, I
got up and my job every single day is to
make my daughter her breakfast for school. She goes to school.
Now it's it's my job, and it's a gift from
the gods as well that I get to provide her
the nutrients to survive.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Jesse, you know what it's like. You've got daughters, absolutely, mate.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
But anyway, I got up this morning to go out
to the kitchen there, and the wife's been out there before,
and I noticed I note that she's put out some items.
She's put out some wraps and a container. She's like, oh, yeah,
I thought you could you could use those raps. I
got those wraps so that you could make you could
make her lunch. And also that container can put some

(03:51):
yogurt in there with some cheese, seeds and a little bit,
you know, a little bit of this, that and the other.
I was like, oh yeah, right, eh, And and she said,
and I've also got to the bottom of why she's
not eating her Mandarins said, you got to the bottom
of it. I don't know. I don't know there was
a problem at all first of it. Yeah, it was
because the mandarin's been touching the kiwi fruit.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
The mandarin's pre peeled the kiwi fruit sliced open and
it is yeah, right, yeah, that's right, yes, and juice
is are mingling and it.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Turns out that that my daughter, you know, culinary expert
that she is, simply cannot tolerate the juice of a
Kiwi fruit touching a juicy mandarin, I mean, and fair enough,
God forbid, Yeah, that should happen. I'm an immediately in
an absolute fury, the mood that this has been suggested

(04:46):
that I have to that I have to now make
something that my wife is a jest by all means,
if you want to make your lunch, feel free to
do so, because I have been doing it every single
day for as long as she's been at at any
kind of school rules, probably four years. And it is
the bane of my existence. I can tell you that.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Question when your wife suggested what you could make to
that bug you?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes? Sorry. It just bugs me that he played that
and it didn't bug him anyway.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Sorry, like any backbone in a marriage, I pretend it
did it bug me and I got on with my
life right there.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
But so, what was this lunch?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
So you've got mandarins and kiwi fruit.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Mandarin's and kiwi fruit. Yeah, that's but that's only I
only had that in there because it was left over.
So generally, what I give her every day is a
golden syrup sandwich. Wow, So golden syrup oldool, no better,
just straight golden white bread sandwich. And I cut the
I cut the cruss off because you've already got curly here.

(05:56):
It's too curly. Ye, it's actually quite difficult to brush
in the morning. I have to brush you here in
the morning, so I forgets any curlier from the crust.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
And that's that's more work for old Mogi.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Right, So that's just a little tip for beginners out there.
Don't give them the crust if they've got curly here.
Hundreds and thousands sandwich, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Two sandwiches, one with golden syrup, and one that's just hundreds.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
And thousands, not just hundreds of thousands, butter hundreds and thousands,
like fairy brand and a bit of butter, Yeah, a
little bit of butter. But I prefer to use sort
of a margarine or some kind of faux dearly and
what else in a backbone t shirt knife fox.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You can't eat that, no.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
But what she can do is wear and then go
around and sort of bully other kids for their lunch.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Absolutely right, And she's okay.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And so now my wife is you know all at me?
You know what I'm saying. Yeah right, totally.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Can't imagine why. The thing about kids is me and
it's incredible. They just keep on growing. You can't stop them.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Growing, exactly, Geese. That takes me back, MOGGI, when I
used to make the school lunches and you had four kids. Yeah,
I know, I know that you know of what appearents
actually making for their kids lunches these days to sandwich
three four eight three. Because I'm curious to know what
they're putting in the lunch box. I'll see what I
used to do at school exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Also, I'm pretty keen to make it. I reckon I
can make a yummy lunch that your daughter would enjoy.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's pretty picky.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
The Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon, twenty seven minutes past four o'clock. Now we're
talking kids, school lunches. Old Mogi was telling us about
the school lunch that he makes for his young daughter
every morning, and he had a bit of a bit
of a set to with his wife regarding what he

(07:49):
was putting in there. It was a one and a
half Mogi sort of scenario.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well was it?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, when you describe what you were putting in her life,
I couldn't see what the problem was.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Golden if I go over. Yeah, So look, these kids,
they're made of stud and stuff and they'll be able
to pull the nutrients out of anything, absolutely, And I
sort of see it as an opportunity to clear some
of the rubbish I've got in the in the pantry out.
So each day she gets herself a golden syrup sandwich
with the with the crust cutoff. Crustmate, Yeah, here, curly,

(08:28):
she's got curly here. I don't like brushing it, so
that saves me a few minutes each morning. The hundreds
and thousands sandwich as well, and that's on that's got margarine,
that's on white bread. That's on white bread as well,
and our backbone T shirt. Yes, And that's so she
can stand over the other kids and sort of get
a couple of treats out of them. And she's feeling hungry.

(08:51):
She's feeling hungry, sure, And that's sort of Look, man,
if I had that when I was a kid, I'd
be stoved.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Tell me about it?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
What can I just say? I think that's where you're
going wrong. And if I was your daughter, what's your
daughter's name again?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Mike Junior, Junior, Mike, Mike Junior. We we agreed, the
wife and I an't that no matter for our kid
was male or female, boy or girl.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, Mike, this little Mike, if she's she's not heavy
with her lunch, I reckon. I've written up a proposal
of a lunch that you could make for her for
we Mike, yep, peanut butter and jam Sammy's. They were
my favorite growing up. You know, they're delicious. What kind
of jam raspberry? But okay, so peanut butter and jam

(09:35):
Sammy's two of them. Uh, pre cut oranges, which is
like an orange cut into quarters and then the skin
taking off it. Because I used to love oranges, but
I hated peeling them. Yeah, so that would work, that's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And you'd take the skin off them.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, you'd peel the cat them.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's the whole point because then you could just shove
them in your mouth and.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Wrack them out like a mouthguard. Yeah, if that's how
you want to eat them. But this is from we Mike,
little Mike. Oh right, okay, a yummy musley bar. There
were some cranberries, but a yogurt on it. No, a
podle of fresh and fruity yogurt. Oh you know, a
little bits of fruit in there as well, very yummy.
Some carrot sticks with some hummers as like an interval snack.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Tried to give her some hummers. Man, she knocked me
out and cold. Yeah, fair cool, who Mike.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, that's a travesty, endless snack for after scar the
oldest neck.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
The problem is keazy. We ain't raising no WIMPs around
their house. Okay, we're not cutting We're not cutting oranges
up for people. If you can't, if you can't break
your way into an orange, how are you going to
break you away into society.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's interesting because you've really stirred my memories here, Murgie.
Because of course I had four girls, used to have
make lunches all the time. One of the things that
we used to do to save ourselves at a time
is that they would buy their lunch. So we give
them some coins every day to buy their lunch, and
they get They get a mince and cheese pie and
a donut.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Does it have to be mince and cheese, potato tops sometimes.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sometimes a potato top, and they could switch out the
doughnut for like chicken chips or something like that. But
then they were also hunkers of the afternoon tea. And
there's also morning tea snacks. So I give them a
little snacks. So give them a little bag of cheese balls,
cheese cheese balls.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Or a little packet of like dunk of roos.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, and they need a drink, of course, so a
little Nippies iced coffee, and it's for your kids. This
is for the kids. And of course you got to
get the fruit in there, so they'd all have a
little roll up in there in their lunch box there
and just.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
On your Nippys coffee. That'll be good for And it's
smart because it's good for that when they're fading in
the afternoon coffee.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
They were off their heads, your kids on caffeine though
that early.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh yeah, they were smashing it. And of course it
wasn't the question. I'd always put a couple of daries
in the lunch box just for bargaining with the other kids.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
But selling smokes to the other kids.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's not selling, it's bartering, man. So I'll swap you
a couple of darts, you know, for.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
For your seven yeah toffee pops to thank you you
them toppy pox.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'll swap you a couple of darts for a tinney.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Right, yeah? And what level of school is this primary? Ah?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Thank you very much. Thank you. Nirvanaver on the Radio
hodek Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Did some renolds today,
Magi Yeah, man rolled up the sleeves and actually we've
got the Reno chat.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
What renovation chip?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, they on those things, renovation hip. It's in Mike.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's just Jason Mike. So I can't chip in here.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well that's not the case, kids, because we do you
know TV with Mogi and everyone gets a chip and
it's just it's it's just don't take it personally, and
it's like Warriors with keys everyone gets a go. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I mean, if you want to chip in, keysy, please
by all means take your We'll see if we've got time. Yeah,
I can fit you in there. So get the old
talk kit out as you do. Right.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Hello is it a euphemism, wow, Penis, No I didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I didn't get literally my fatos out, no Ah. And
I thought, because you know, we've got the sun room,
the second lounge, and I was thinking to myself, it's
looking a bit chevy mom, and I need say, no, no,
it's not. It's not a euphimism. What have they call
a euphemism? I need to give it a bit of

(13:49):
a And I bought these magnificent old arm chairs off
trade me about two years ago. And I'm got to
be honest with you. They look great, great in the
photo one made me. But when I went to pick
them up, it was like, oh, that's not what I
was thinking they were. They were a bit more shabby.
Can I put it that way? So I thought, I'll
move those baskets out of there, right, move those big

(14:12):
chairs out of the sun room and put them in
the shed. And I thought, my god, now this is
just massive space where the chairs used to be. Able
to fill that up somehow, went down to Bunnings bought
one of those plant stands that you can buy and
bought a lovely I guess you'd call it a fern
or a flex, a really big one which is it.

(14:32):
It's quite different. It's a flex. It's a flex. Yeah.
Put it in the stand there and put that in
the corner into the corner there. It totally just shifted
it into the corner there. And then I'm thinking to myself,
that actually looks quite good. But what I might do
is it The walls were all blank and stuff that
needs a bit of action there. So I took some

(14:54):
paintings that we had in our corridor.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You got a corridor as well.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I got a hallway, ham it up there and put
the old hook up there and put a couple of
paintings up there. Mate. It is a complete and utter transformation.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well done, and it's amazing what you can do.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know, people go, oh, that's too hard. You know,
that's beyond my skills. You know, I'll go higher carpet.
You know, I don't have the skills to do that stuff.
Bag of that New zealand give it a go. Because
if old Hoydy J can do a renovation like that,
then big of me is anyone can.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm all good?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
So hang on.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
So your renovation was moving some seats into the garage
and putting a plant.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, they were bloody heavy man and then putting a.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Plant in the corner and then just putting up some paintings.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, I had to put the plant stand to give
the plant a bit of height. I mean, if I
didn't get the plant stand in, their keys would have
been plant sitting on the ground, which would have been
as boring as that is the thing as well people,
as you say, Joe, so I don't think they can
do it? Can I just say? Just get on YouTube?
You can learn so so much. Yeah, thank you, as like,
just YouTube how to do that? I went onto YouTube

(16:05):
how do you move a chair? And I tell you
there were so many videos on.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
That you're not going to get it right first time
every time.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
And funnily enough I didn't. I dropped the basket on
my foot as I was moving it out there.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
That's what the good advice around that is to if
you're doing it moving your first cheer, make sure it's
a cheer that no one's going to use very often,
you know what I mean. If it's your chair that's
pride of place, sure you don't want to mark that
one up.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, that particular one one of the springs is broken
on it and went right up your ass. When you
sat on it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Is it a euphemism?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, well, hang on, did it go up your ass
or not?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, every time I said on it, yes it did.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Kezy enough, that's a euphemism because you're saying it literally
did that? That's not a euphemism.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Literally.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, No, I take your point.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
That's worth the.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Whole key Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thank God, that's a chune. It is such a tune
a feelers.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I've been I could just listen to peol Jam all day,
to be honest, all and fat. Often I do. Often
I do in Macaire, zipping around with a bit of
peel jam. That's okay, keys Jam, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Man that really looks and.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
A cheese cutter.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Hey, this Friday is definital day. Of course, we're teaming
up with A and Z and we're trying to raise
one hundred thousand dollars for the the what is it
called the Cancer Foundation? Cancer Society, And if you'd like
to donate right now, we had a link in it.
We had a link that you could text and then
you follow the link and you put in how much
you want to donate. We decided to make it simple.
If you would like to donate three dollars straight away,

(17:47):
all you have to do is text the words support
to two zero six Yes, two zero six support, do
it right now, Jason support. I don't think he's actually
doing it. And if we make one hundred thousand dollars
by the end of the week, one of us will
have to jump off the Orkland Harbridge, but with a
bungee jump.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
With a bungee jump.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Ob yeah, yeah, Hey. The issue that I have right
is I tacked support. Yes, but I have to make
a new contact for the number.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Jas just ask me if I mail do it.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
You guys could talk, I'll do it. You guys just
keep checking. And it's three bucks.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's three dollars. We can't spend another break dissecting whether
or not you're going to donate to charity. And you're
pretending like you have listen and then saying stuff like
I donate to heaps of charities.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm going to find out if I can donate more
than that, so that.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
It's specifically three dollars. To make it easier, I can
make it easier. Sure, Yeah, you want to go back? Okay,
support to two zero six right now, it's a three
dollars donation, and then one of us will have to
jump off a bridge, probably Jason.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'll do I'll do that in the break, Foulers. I
don't want to be distracted while we're doing a live
radio show. Well that's the other thing is who is
jumping off the Bridgeezy? I think?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, Well, no, I don't just say Kezy.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I think. I mean that's what everyone was saying out
in the office, know if that's true?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Really, because I was chanting to a guy in the
urine and he was saying that Moggie's doing it?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Who was that?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
There? Was that?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jace?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
That was Jason?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
The only issue that I have, I mean, I love
too well, then you do it, but no, I've got
my Shagger's back sort it out. I don't know that
a bungee jump is a good idea for old hoodie
j Shager's back.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I think I think it could potentially be good for
your Shagar's back. The problem that you'd probably have is
both of your legs will be ripped out at the hip,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, totally, that's accommodation of the withered legs, but also
the humongous nose pulling downwards.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Sure you know, well to be fair from the sort
of waste up. There's a lot of weight, that's right, Yeah, yeah,
you're thinking about It's just that I've been working out
of the gym and stuff.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Support to two zero six. Text it through right now.
There's two p's and support by the way.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Can I just can I just put it to the
listeners actually on three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because we've said support to two zero six. If we
now say three four eight three, it's confusing.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
What I'm just saying. Who do they think should do
the bungee?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
J good question?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
All right, support to two zero six three dollars donation
and then after that three four eight three? Who should
do it?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
What? Easy?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's not so complicated?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
The whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through your
Tuesday tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show pulled
tube by night and.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Today Mike tried to go down.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'll tell you what. Speaking of that rugby test match,
I'm really looking forward to that. This is the spring Box,
who I will say with absolute clarity are deservedly the
number one side in the world.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's very generous of you.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
And we're praying to hear that we are massive underdogs
and how often do you get to say that about
the All Blacks? We are massive underdogs. It's going to
be a doozy.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Do you think that All Blacks are heading towards Warriors territory? No?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Ah, No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
What's your score prediction, Jase, because you were saying of
for you you think it'll be a doozy, but you
do feel like the All Blacks are going to get pumped.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
What's your score? The Box by ten to fifteen.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, I'm fizzed up to watch this All Blacks game,
more fhis than I have been for a rugby union
game in a long time, right, and it is that
whole shit. We're not as amazing as we always have been.
We're back at the peck totally.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Tell me, are you going to get up at three am,
Keysy on the Sunday morning? You're going to wait for
the replay?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Not? Well, what kind of passion is that if the
Warriors were playing at three am, would you get up?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
No, absolutely not. I'd turn my phone off Saturday night
and then I would wake up Sunday morning and not
turning on until the game is finished.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's right. I mean when the Worries were playing at
nine o'clock this year, I just watched it in the morning.
There was something very there's something very special about getting
up here. You need to watch a game, though, I fight.
Are you going to do it? You remember back in
the day and you get your hot chocolate and your
toast and pecket a dart packet of darts and you'd
watch the you know, the All Black's playing Whales and Wales.
It was bloody great man. Are you going to do

(22:05):
for that? Nah? Waite for the replay? Yeah, I'm going
to be at the batch anyway. So listen to the ocean,
have a good sleep, get up, make some coffee. Don't
go on the on the chat there because Mogi always
likes to spoil it, spoil everything by putting a score
in there. So yeah, I'm looking forward to it. The
Wcky Big Show podcast fleetwood mank there on the radio

(22:28):
ho Darky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past
five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Hey, make sure what'd you say?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Five twelve minutes past five o'clock?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay, Hey, keep an here out by the way. If
you hear a song here on hoduky with some fiddle
mixed into it, and then you call us straight away
on oh eight hundred hahduky, you could win your share
of twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Grand Sorry, casey, is this Edmund?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
This is Edmund.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Are we going to sting for that? Good?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Carry on, Captain Edmund?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
This new Captain edmundst it it's so good? Yeah, okay,
But as I said, if you hear some FIDLM mixed
and call straight away eight hundred hadarky, you could win
a thousand bucks for yourself a kigo any.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Moment feeling in my testicles about it today?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
There you go, jas, he's keezy, you're my agent? Yeah, man,
I just got a bone to pick with. Your fe's
are good?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Sure? Have you?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Have you seen the new season of Slibbery Treasure Island
are starting soon?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah? Big names on there, a you know, like pretty
entertaining people. I can't wait to watch it.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah yeah, who a you most excited about?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Probably Dunk and Ghana.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
He's good man.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
He's one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I was just wondering, I believe Christian Cullen Tookey oh Kelly,
the pie cock expresence.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
See why don't you corpus on it?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
He's made you need to Mike Candy on there as well,
especially with all these accomplished for the Warriors. Kiwis Melbourne Storm.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just wondering why I wasn't why you
didn't put me forward for it?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, first and foremost, Kezy, you said at the top,
there big names.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah wow, Well there's big names, right, there's a few
sort of names that no one really knows.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, I'm going to be honest with you. I've got
to be honest with you, Keezy, because I think it's
only fear that I am right. They came forward to me, Mogi,
and I know you've been approaching about people on your
box as well. And they were dead Keen, really Kezy,
dead Keen massively.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
What did they say? Why do they want me?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
They just think that you fit all the sort of
that you take all the boxes because I do. Yeah, yeah,
I know. You're young, you're a good looking fellow, You're
you're on the rise on the radio, do it but
a stand up comedy and all that sort of stuff
largely unknown, largely you know what I mean. Yeah, And
so they're very keen, right, and I just said, look,

(24:54):
he's not ready.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
What do you mean he's not really it's reality TV
on kez jeez, Sorry, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
They then came back and doubled their offer arm and
offered me double the money. Mogi.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
They were very keen, and I just had to put
my foot down and said, I'm sorry, he's not really Why.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
There's no amount of money? Well, Casey, it's uh, it's
a furnace, isn't it being in the public eye like that? Yes,
you know you've got no you had no sleep. Yeah,
you're living on a diet of beans and rice, so
you're tired, you're hungry, you're getting in a hoo. You
know what you're like when you're getting a horror of
a mood, Kezy, And we don't need that affect in

(25:35):
your public profile.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
We're right to fix some big shirt, fix us, Mogi.
You make such a fair point, and as a point
I also made to them, Kezy, he gets very angry.
What are you telling them I get angry for well,
because you do, but you do know who of the mood.
They just said, you do not want to hangry keysy
on an island competing, because that is a recipe for

(25:57):
a disaster.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, that's good viewing.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, that is good viewing. But they distinctly said, you
know this is a family show. Yeah, and they will
be able to edit down sort of the amount of
you know, the few or their anger that comes out
of you when you don't get enough beans or that
person's got a few more grains of rice. But well,
they can't edit out is the burnt meat patty?

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Not any word on next season.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't think they're doing another season. Actually, I think
this is the last one.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
In four on Radio Sound Garden. There on the radio
Hoedarchy Big Show this Tuesday at the time twenty four
minutes past five o'clock. And all is well.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
All is well, and even more so because it looks
like we're on the verge of Oasis announcing a reunion tour.
It's going to happen this evening seven o'clock apparently in
New Zealand time. The big announcement will be made this chat.
There's going to be ten gigs at Wembley, which will
blow Taylor Swift out of the water. She did eight.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Well, that's smoking it.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's quite a lot, isn't It's quite a lot. I
saw a bit of Wembley fotah today. There's a hell
of a lot of people get in that past.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
And I was going to say, it's very confident. Oh yeah, easily,
easily get that. I think they could do twenty or thirty.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Wow, yeah, question around that, right, So let's say that,
because you said they've got to have maybe ten gigs
at Wembley, then ten and maybe Manchester. Yes, And the
thing we're discussing discussing in the office is let's say
they have agreed to get back together and it comes
out at seven pm tonight. By the way, the big
discussion around it, the big press conference, Well, you wouldn't
want to have a ticket to the final gigs just
in case they can't even make it through the full line.

(27:31):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I just think I think I think that's a non event.
I don't think they would have got back together if
they couldn't. Tough it out and it's been fifteen years.
You think about jas when you were fifteen years ago,
you were twenty seven. You know, you're pretty hard under
the collar there now, But as a forty two year
old man, you're completely different. I don't think there'll be
any issue at all. They won't, you know, Well, hopefully
there is because it'll be funny.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
And when you say ten gigs at Wembley, are we
talking dooche doo doo doo doo doo doo sho? Are
they over a period?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Have to wait till seven, right, big announcement. But what
I did discover today on the New Zealand Herald at
dot cod ordian Zere is a timeline of the feud
between Liam and Noel Lesa Saykes and they have a
guard each other, don't they. Yeah, it was a hell
of a rivalry within the band, never mind with any
other bands during that time. It sort of started around
about September in nineteen ninety four. They're doing a gig

(28:22):
in front of industry American industry folk over in Los Angeles,
and the gig didn't go very well, particularly after Liam
smashed Noel over the head with a tambourine that that
led Noel to storm off the stage and leave the band.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
See, because I'm picturing they're having feuds over like behind
the stage afterwards, and about who gets to write what
songs about. It's actually during the gig.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
During the gigs as well. Yeah, and there was no
arguments about who wrote the songs. Noel wrote all of
the songs. Liam sung them, and then when he wasn't
singing them, he'd go down to the pub and gets
smashed a bitst this and this is what happened May
June ninety ninety five, the recording What's the Story Morning Glory.
Liam brought a bunch of mates back from the pub
at three o'clock in the morning. Noel tried to get

(29:08):
everybody to leave because he was trying to record songs.
Liam took the purse out of him, so Noel had
him over the head with a cricket bat. There's a
lot of head hit, there's a lot of it's brotherly
love yet absolutely August ninety ninety six, they're doing the
MTV Unplugged series. Liam gets a bit of a b

(29:28):
in his bonnet and says right before the joint to
go on stage. Due to go on stage, that he
his voice is blind out, he's not going to be
able to do the gig, so that forces Noel to
step up and do all of the singing. During the gig,
Liam sits up in the balcony and gets on the
purse and heckles his brother from the VIP bots. Yeah,

(29:49):
coming out and tell him how much he sucks.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
In May two thousand, during a drunken night on tour,
Liam made a crude remark about the paternity of Noel's daughter,
a comment that resulted in Noel headbutting his brother.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I'm starting to think.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I think you're going to say what I was about
to say, that Liam's the issue. Yes, so that Liam
is very much the issue.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Liam's the jealous younger brother, and I think the reason
why he's jealous is because he doesn't write the songs. Yes, ultimately,
I know, I know exactly. He's the guy with the attitude,
he's the cool one, and so there's a little bit
of jealousy there and a little bit of young fellow,
you know.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Can you imagine you.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Just want to of course you want to hit him
over the here with a cricket bat um. And then
what was this April two thousand and nine, speaking about
his brother in an interview with Q magazine, nol arter
than their infamous line, Liam is the angriest man you'll
ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in
a world full of soup. And it just sort of

(30:47):
went on and on and on, and that was all
part of the joy of them was there's always a
sense of danger. They're either beating other people up, which
they quite like to do, or each other up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
The tension adds to the whole thing, doesn't that it
might be some kind of fisty I mean, you think
about us here in the Big Show Live when we're
going around the country. We've nearly come to blows a
few times, hadn't we.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well, and it's a similar situation because I ride all
the Jays's material. He just sort of says it. Yeah,
he delivers it so beautifully. Residents to you for riding
the day.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's right. Well, you remember when we were down on
Tananaki and Pugsan just decked meat. He what decked me?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
On Radio Lucky Yes. Indeed, in excess there on the
Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is
five videot All right, geezy.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Good point Jas. Just a reminder to text the word
support to two zero six right now if you'd like
to make an instant three dollars donation to the Cancer
Society this deafital Day. It's coming up on Friday, and
if we reach one hundred thousand dollars, one of us
will have to jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge, which
is pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, keez, what are you going to do that? Can
you play the Edmund sting beforehand?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I have to play it every time I do some
Edmund Yes.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Growing on me that one.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I feel like it distracts from the Edmund though. Support
to two zero six three dollars donation get amongst fellas.
A few texts are coming on there on three four
eight three accusing me of having dropped an F bomb
on the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I did wonder, did you yes?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Or did you did you hear it?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Did you? I did?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Okay, It was at the end of a chat at
about twenty past five. God, here is the audio. Of
course we've beeped it.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't think they're doing another season. Actually I think
this is the last one.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yes, we're gonna be honest. It's had to tell, wasn't
it because of that beep? Can we get rid of
that beep? But then what if I did swearch a
risk on prepared to take? Then I'm playing a swear
word on here, and then I'm getting in trouble. Yeah,
and it's my voice and it sounds like I've done it. Yeah,
you're pushing the button, pug Son, just just looking through
the glass. Did I swear yes or no?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
I did swear. I said it under my I you've
had a real run of it instead of going far out, yeah,
I say, And then yeah, we did it again and
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
So I'd just like to.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Just like to say New Zealand and I'm incredibly deeply
upset about what I did today, And.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
It won't seem very upset.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
For a joke.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, totally, I'm not play. Why are you smiling then?
I mean, if you're extremely upset.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Jayce, I'm devastated. I'm now you just I am absolutely
devastated that this has happened. You know, you try and
hold yourself to the highest possible standards. And sometimes you
make a mistake and when it happens, you slept. When
that happens, you just got to own up to it,
and you've got to say I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Sorry, cleasey by my reckoning. That's for if bombs. In
the last two months you pulled that.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Do you want to apologize? Jason?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Here we go you Europe for something.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Here's some audio from last week.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, Jelly what that song always fires me up? Fellows?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
That's really fire me up?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Did you hear that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
No, Well, I can't play because it'll be you swearing
on it.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Here's one last time, Yeah, Jelly what that song always
fires me up? Fellows? That's really fire me up.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I can't remember that. It feels like it was a
pretty full on one.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah, that was at the start of our interview with
kud A Forester because we came out of a food
Fighter song. It was pretty heavy there and Jay got
Jas got so fired up he thought he dropped quite
an aggressive IF bomb.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Can we hit those into today's podcast so that people
can hear them? Possibly?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
The Pugs is pretty furious about the idea of that.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I want to say, I am absolutely disgusted at pugs
and it's Kesy. No, Jason absolutely stitching me out.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It's not a stitch up.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
There is no way I swore there like that.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
It's in the pudding.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
There is nothing worse than when someone staffs up that
they try and deal with it by shifting the blame,
trying to get the focus on someone else. So it is.
That is the lowest you two have ever sunk. And
I am disgusted by it.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
So you're not gonna apologize. No, you don't make you
didn't make a mistake. No, you're too slick.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I'm a professional kezy.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Alright, Fine, Well the audio is there, could have Forest
interview from last week. Anyone can go and listen to
that and make up their own mind. All right, sure,
what are we going to here?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
He doesn't know Beck.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Sexually guns and roses. There's another mistake. Now who do
you believe? Who do you believe? See, he's always making mistakes.
He's losing it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Rocket Quaid June The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Big There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday
afternoon five minutes or six o'clock. After six o'clock Drama
in the classroom. That's right, we'll we're having a little
chat about that.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
We certainly will. There's been someone who's allegedly, well, they
have done something wrong. However I am on their side
and I just want to see what your guys thoughts
are and feelings towards us, because it's to do with
the wars.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
And of course there's always what's on the TV with me,
Mike manou Let's come up after six corab you guys.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Coming for the whole Aarky Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Welcome this.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Big show, Jason Nights make note and you're welcome back
your massive backbones. You are listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night. And now a few people
are saying why did you play a song? Then at
the top of the hour, I'll tell you why because

(37:22):
someone's seeing in a text on three four eight three
and tick, Can you muppets just shut the and play
some more music? Yeah, and so we said, okay, you're enough,
We'll checking another song at the top of the hour. Pow,
so suck on that.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
But that's us just showing that we will listen to texts.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well, absolutely we do.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
But now people are just going to text in anything,
Willie Lillian, they can tex your boots, right. Do you
still want to do the top of the hour stuff
like what was on the podcast outro today?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Well we don't. Today's podcast outro was largely about Mogi
making school lunches for his daughter, and also Jay's talking
about being in a hour of the mood.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Here's a we snippet of it for you. I think
I was sweet and then I series of events put
me in a her of a mood. Yeah, and then
I went to the gym. I can't take this mood
to the office.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yes, that happened to me yesterday. Woke up, no reason
to be grumpy, nothing going on, nothing, no dramas human
and I was fuman, I'm not joking man, And I
was like, what the even is there? And I'm off,
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Why because you paid for a heiccut they did nothing
that was on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Funny. Emotions are funny, aren't they, Magi.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
That's the thing about emotions. Then I find any funny, man.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
There's lots of them. Yeah, because you'd be happy and
sad or like mad.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
And that's a funny thing too. About my barber. His
name's Barber.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
It's not black sheep. No barber blacks. Okay, don't worry
about it.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
We played the siren. They're actually keezy.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Okay, just in case, I'm pretty sure that wasn't racist though,
Black Sheep.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Come on the Hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Tune in.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Weird Hard Chili Pepper's there on the radio hoed Archy
Big Show. But right now breaking news.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
This is breaking news, breaking news, fellas. This comes from
christ Church. Someone's done a sting operation and bus today
school teacher who's been selling counterfeit WA's jerseys Warriors jerseys
New Zealand Warriors, the New Zealand Warriors rugby league team

(39:49):
in the area. So they've done a full sting operation.
This was for stuff and they've gone on there filmed
the bloke recorded his conversation, even asked them all about
where he gets to counterfeit jerseys from and got all
the details on his full sort of importing situation. Wow,
you know, stuff like about how he tried a few
different manufacturers first found out that they were pretty crap,

(40:12):
and now he finally found a manufacturer that does a
spot on replica. Wow, and he's bringing in quite a
lot of them now and he sells them I think
for about fifty bucks on seventy to ninety How much
is your average one hundred and sixty right, Okay, So
this is it's kind of a weird one because this
teacher obviously wants to earn a bit of cash on
the side. Fear enough teachers don't get paid enough.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Warriors jerseys, they're pretty bloody expensive, and I understand the
NRL sits that price, not the Warriors, but they are very,
very expensive. So if people want to rip the Warriors,
they have to shout out one hundred and sixty bucks,
which is a lot of money. I don't know. I'm
sort of split on this one. What's your vibe? Who
are you with?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
My vibe is the kids don't care. I'll be wearing
a Warrior is Jessey and think it's awesome. I don't
care if it's counterfeit exactly, and so take your sting
operation staff and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I don't know if he's selling it to the kids.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Well to anyone.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeah matter, I mean yeah, I mean really does it matter?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
It does?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
It need to be a sting operations.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, well, I mean there is that.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I mean, for example, you take those T shirts that
go out with your face plaster are all over them, Jase,
of which is say, you know you've seen as we
go around this great nation of ours, we've see tens
of thousand of them worn by fans. Jase, you obviously
don't see one penny out of any of those T
shirts that are sold anywhere from forty to sixty bucks?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Are they? So you know, you could be making a
hell of a load. But it's good that you see
it like that.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Man, that the Warriors shouldn't make any money out of
selling their own jersey, that it should be Jase, should
just be too bad for them. And you know, I'm
mean thinking about the fans. Yeah, I feel exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
One other things, Jase, you forgot, I mean, who worry
is on your.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Two hundred three hundred, four hundred and five hundred six
one hundred thousand dollars salaries?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
No, because the part you're missing, Jason, you went in
on this guy and me and Mic are on the
other side, obviously, is there a large chunk of the
money that comes from Jersey sales goes into grassroots footies. Yeah,
and helping kids play you the game professionally.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Eventually, I just think of the kid that gets that
counterfeit Warriors Jersey and thinks I want to be a Warrior,
dere can you get me into some grassroots rugby league?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
And he can't because there's not been enough funding. There's
been an absolute collapse of the Jersey sales because they're
all counterfeited. It's like I take you down the part, mate,
but there's no posts, there's no balls, there's no other kids.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
This is posted, but the counterfeit once they don't work properly.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, now I'm staunch on this.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
On the way I feel is, look, he had a
good run. Yeah you know, good good luck to you,
and then you get bastard and yeah too bad. But yeah,
I mean if you pick one of those up for
see what he should be pretty staked.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Absolutely, and it just breeds the love of the Warriors
rights pretty great arm. But he's said that they informed
him that they had been caught in a sing operation
and he's agreed to burn all of his products and
also make a donation to his local rugby league club.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Apparently what he's going to keep slinging them under a
different name?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I reckon you won?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Yeah, it was funny because I was going to burn
my jersey this year as well.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Big show podcast system of it down there on already
a honarchy Big show this Tuesday. And if you think
if he went to Hell, that's the sort of music
that they'd be playing, just over and over and over it.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I think in your version of Hell, maybe it would
be Yeah, there'd be a volume button. Yeah, there'd be
a stereo in the corner, would be about two centimeters
too short to be able to read.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, we had to turn it down exactly so it's.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Just a regular height. Then oh you hey, guys, take
the way that's the wrong one.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
What's on the telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah? Yeah? Man?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Am I right?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah? Man? Totally.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Last night I watched another movie. Well I say that, Jason,
If I watch a movie, what do I do it? Really?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Do watch half an hour of it?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah? I was already indeed when I was watching it
there I did I watch half an hour of it
only because I'm old and I Want to Go to Sleep,
And it was called The Union. It's on Netflix and
it's got halle Berry in it, Mark Wahlburg, mag Warburg
and JK. Simmons, the very good JK. Simmons Academy Award

(44:50):
winning JK Simmons. Yes, actually, and it's an actually sort
of a thing. Halle Berry's a spy Mark wahlburgers who
have formed a flame for in there at high school.
She recruits him to save the world right sick. So
it's essentially this incredibly it started almost identically to The Instigators,
the movie that I watched the night before with Casey

(45:10):
Fleck and Matt Damon. But this was also garbage, but
entertaining garbage, you know, like fun bubblegum for the eyes. Yeah.
Mark Whlberg, he's in a lot of terrible stuff. Yes,
but he plays an absolute idiot really well. He made

(45:31):
me laugh.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
He if the script is writ him being there in
The Departed, that Martin Scorre stasy film. He was absolutely
magnificent with a good script. He's incredible. So it's worth
the watch. Two stars out of five Buzzies give it
a watch a recond on Netflix. I'll find I'll watch it.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I've got probably three more installments to finish. Watched quite
an intense movie called Beautiful Boy with How Long, Timothy
what's his name? Chalona and Steve Carroll, who I actually

(46:08):
really raided as an actor. He's very good. You know,
he's known for his comedy, but he played Yeah, he
plays serious parts very well. He's maybe the new Robin
Williams in some ways. But yeah, it's basically this based
on a true story of a kid with a drug addiction.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
He's like Robin Williams without the crippling depression.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yes, And it's about a kid with drug addiction and
his father and parents trying to save him.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
It's a true story.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
It is a true story, and what they do really
really well is portraying the despair and the hopelessness of it.
And it's a it's a hard watch, but a really
good watch if you're wanting a serious, sort of weepy
said drama.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Four buzzies out of I should watch, but it's just
like I see it and I go, God, that's going
to put me in this kind of a head space.
But it's those are the films that you should watch.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, it's really worth seeing and it just portrays the
drug addiction very well as well. So beautiful boy. I
think that's on Prime.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Watched Prime. Yeah, I watched episode eight of Madame last night.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I did you how are you going with it? Man?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
The character that switched me off, who was fantastic actor,
but like Jeoffrey and Game of Thrones, made my skin crawl.
Her ark has become great. I really like her character now,
I really like her.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
So they've done a good job and I'm going to
keep watching until the end of the season. And in fact,
I wanted to watch another episode straight away afterwards. So
it's bloody good. Madam on TV three.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Just very quickly. I had a mate I saw a
posted on Facebook and he said that Colin from Accounts, Yes,
the funniest thing he's ever seen on Australian television.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Wow, who is this guy?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
A guy called Nigel Godfreys Namers and is he had
good taste? And then he got about fifty comments just
mocking his ass from Mike from not all from my
I just wanted to say, there's someone on your side.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Kezy The Hdarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
And Kesey Chemical brothers there on the radio Hodaki Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now Big Day this Friday. Of course,
daffit all day. We're working alongside the Good Bar, sid
Today and Z to try and raise one hundred thousand dollars.
Aren't we easy?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I don't know you're the one telling the story.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm just wanting you to back me up.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Ah, yeah, of course, Jason, always back you up.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
It is definitel Day this Friday. Now, to make things simpler,
we have set up a new donation method. All right, instantly,
you can donate three dollars by texting the words support
to to zero six. That's simple, man, support to t
zero six. So what we need to do is get
this thing up to one hundred thousand dollars so that
one of us has to jump off the Aukland Harborbridge.
Has anyone here ever.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Done a bunge of jump before?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I have?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah? No? Yeah? Is it fun? Fun?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I wouldn't say it was fun because I did it
twenty thirty years ago and I haven't done one since.
So that should give you some idea about how much
how much it was. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I like it it to skydiving. But in skydiving. I
was terrified. But you get so high up in the
plane that you can't your brain can't comprehend how high
you are, whereas bungee jumping it can definitely comprehend how
are you.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
And it's going to be windy on Friday too, by
the way.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Wow, it's going to be a shame when you're jumping
off the old Aukland hard.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
But nobody's going to do it if we don't get
to a hundred grand exactly. And this is what I
think the people out there need to reach in their point,
there's only three backs we're not asking for. You know,
if every one of our listeners Jason Kezy here donated
three dollars by texting support to two zero six, we'd
make probably eighty ninety million dollars. Easy, Yeah, easy, So

(49:49):
all we need is a fraction of that to make
the effort. And also what's it a aid of.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Well, the Cancer Society obviously exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, which is important to put that out there.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Yeah, it's doing a good thing. So do your good
thing for today. Get your phone out, takes the word
support to two zero sex make an instant three dollars donation.
Don't be like Jason whenever we do a day in
lou and refuse to donate. No one wants to be
like that. Hey, Jason, I'm going to do it right now. Now,
show me that you're doing it.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Well, that's your Tuesday show, over and done with. I
hope you enjoyed it, New Zealand, genuinely you enjoyed it. Maggie,
what are you doing tonight? Man? Um, I'm not too sure. Man.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I wouldn't mind getting a good sleep, but at the
same time, I wouldn't mind doing something with my life,
you know what I mean. Probably one episode is going to.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Be yeah, no fear, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to
You know what I admire about you is that you go,
I'm tired, I'm going to bed.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Whereas my wife and I sit there and it's like
nine thirty, and we go, is it okay to go
to bed right now?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Is that bad?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Going to bed right now? And then we both go,
oh no, that's what I'm because we'll read yeah, you
know what I mean. So there'll be ten and that's
not too bad, is it?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Kezy? That's fine? Jason, Yeah, ten, sweet airs, mate, brother.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What are you going to do tonight?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Keezy?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Tonight We're going to have Thie bowls type beef bowls
for dinner. I'm gonna eat those, and then we'll probably
watch some TV. Yeah, man, I won't watch another episode
of Taskmaster and youws give another years just because you know, uh,
and then probably gonna be early because I'm up early tomorrow,
are you?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
What are you doing tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Doing something with the Breakfast Boys the Breakfast Balls?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeah, like what sorrow you'll find out tomorrow tomorrow, man,
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
You know, I don't like you're doing stuff that I
don't know about, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I'm telling you now that are you on the radio?
I think about seven forty tomorrow? Right, Okay, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
That sounds great anyway, key represent man represent Yeah, they
just want to test it out.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah, sure, see what it's like?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah, yeah, good good.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
I reckon it's going to go great, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I believe in you.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
What are you doing tonight, Jason? I guess watching TV
with your wife having an aunt Biddy's steam pud.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Now I've got I'm holding your pud. I've stopped doing
that now because it's not good for when I go
to bed, isn't it? That's sugar in my sister, I
think shakes me up.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
True story. My wife saw a photo of the Aunt
Biddy's sticky day. It was like, is that the thing
Jay slaves? And I was like, yeah, She's like it
looks delicious. I want one, And so now I've got
to try and find one and bring one home through well.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I got a whole box at home if you want
me to bring some in tomorrow, Keezy, No, it's all good. Thanks,
but listen. We appreciate you listening to the show. Make
sure you check out the podcast, make sure you check
out the Instagram account. Talk tomorrow, See you later. Bye,