August 27, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase is a slob, Mike's an uncle, and Keyzie has massive news.
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(00:00) Intro:
(03:12) Filthy Home Fits
(09:19) Keyzie's Playin Ping Pong
(12:43) What's On Telly?
(16:53) Intro: Mogey's cool new segment
(19:21) Keyzie's huge announcent
(21:45) Keyzie's second huge announcement
(26:20) Jeremy Corbett!
(38:16) Intro: Jase is fumin'
(40:37) Uncle Mogey
(44:57) CRANK IT HARD
(48:40) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(52:40) FAREWELl!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 4 (00:20):
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your company. This glorious Wednesday afternoon, the twenty seventh of
August twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as always
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Speaker 5 (00:39):
Britty Grass, your mad Dog, your six son of the
Big Sick, there's a whole bu' you're sick in the head, yeah,
whereas Keyesy is just sick in the chest.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Lot's going on. Man, a sunny day. It feels like
the weather's turned. Man, it does does? It feels like
spring has sprung? Feellows.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Of course it will piss down for the next two months.
Well but that's just what you get. But yeah, I'm
loving life. At least it's going to be a bit
lighter in the evening. That's always a real mood, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I tell you what is a treat When you go
to the car and you hear the birds tweeting in
the trees again making.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
That's one of the second one of the things about
spring that I loathe the most, a tweeting bed.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It affects my sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, Kezy, how are you going, mate? I've got to
be honest, you're looking a bit ragged today. But are
you feeling better?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is it because I've got like a semi beard going on.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, he's kind of all buffy all over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Here's always buffy.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, well it's not. Sometimes you're quite manicured.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, I'm feeling a lot better. For those who don't know,
no one really gives a ship. But I have had
a I have a chest in fiction here today, I
feel better at the best, I felt great. Energies up.
You know, I'm getting better. You have got that, you've
got the mow. You've got a little bit of a
thing underneath.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Your lip that you're soul passion, and then of course
it's stubble as well. You kind of look like Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh yeah, that's sick man. Yeah, because he's like famously
really good looking at.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, if you're out there and you haven't heard of
Ron the Hedgehog Jeremy, give them a google.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, but I'm just not shaving because I'm like, I'm sick.
Spend most of the damn my bum my home clothes.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in the show actually,
but yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
In the meantime, those should get back into the countdown.
Oh how are you Jason?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Good?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Who to get back to the countdow are you okay?
We've got it, We're got and smell the nineties Now
the Nothing but Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
On HODAK thanks to super Liquor celebrating thirty years of cheers.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, but you are good though? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Good, thanks mate? Where are we up to? Keyzy two
o seven?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Is it two o seven? And Mogi let's just say
you and particularly are going to love the song?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Cool jam there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, coming coming in at two o six on
the Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's right, Nothing but Nineties celebrating our mates at super Liquor.
Who are celebrating the thirtieth birthday. If you get into
a super Liko this week, there's plenty of great prizes
and also deals that they're running to celebrate, and of
course we've got this great countdown as well.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Sounds great, keasy, thanks man Hey fellows the cool side
of myself at home in the mirror today and I
got a hell of it fright, And it occurred to me.
It occurred to me that there's two haughty Jays. And
what I mean by that is I'm talking about the
way I dress and the way I behave. There's the
at home hoidy j and there's the at work howdy
j or if we like.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To call them houghty j houghdy Jane is hotyjas hoty jisot.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Whichever you prefer. Maybe that's why I've got so many names,
because I've sort of different versions of myself all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Because I've only experienced the one, same version same.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
So I want to know about that, Yeah, you have
never been to my house. Well, for example, I think
I think it's pretty fair to say that at work
I'm known for being a pretty snappy dresser, that I'm
pretty a pretty styly guy, I make a bit of
an effort, and I think that's pretty well known and
get a lot of feedback about that on the Instagram. Okay,
(04:05):
whereas that at home at home hoodie Jay, it's just
nothing but filth. And I was curious to know what
you're running when you know you're just relaxing in your home,
what kind of a tie you're running with? For example,
every single day for me, it's the same thing. It's
my egg boots.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
What color are they brown? Any coffee stains on them?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
There's a couple of stains, but I don't know what
they are.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Is it brown fluff as well, because I've got the
fluffy bits right?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah? No, not really, no fluff. But they're pretty smooth,
they're pretty worn keyzy.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Right okay. And this is all year or just in
winter autumn.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Actually they go all year, my egg boots really and
the first thing I put on when I get home
from work.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Your house must be so cold, carry it is pretty.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Nippy filthy track pants. And my wife had a gut
me this morning and then she commented on my trat
seat pants, which apparently have a hole in the ass.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Do I get No, I don't how often do they
get pants don't wash off.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
This is the funny thing, because you know I was
funny about jeans. I'd go wash them every second after
two days, and you guys are like, no, no, no,
track is for me every six weeks. So and I
can't even begin to explain that the stains on those
there's like a rainbow of stains on them, like you know,
but I've got holes in them. I've got a hole
in the ass. Generally I run some kind of filthy
(05:26):
T shirt and again a filthy kind of sweatshirt type scenario,
and my puffa jacket.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And your puffa jacket inside inside.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean, what are you guys running?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Does your T shirt have on it? It's not a
bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Actually, one of them does bogie. Also best dad ever.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And also it's like a number one, a number one
in the world. Yeah, yeah, I'm not too disimilar to you.
I've got my egg boots there. They're like a purple thing,
purple things that they should be.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We've got to get photos of these on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But I've got tracked X. But I cleaned them once,
I rotate them through once a week.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Do you still have your appalling pajama pants that your
wife sowed the front?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
P Oh yeah, they're gone. The stripey ones, there's summer ones,
so I've got four different kinds of winter ones. And
then I just run, you know, sort of band T shirts.
I ran out and about wearing with bands on the
T shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You know what I mean? Do you wear your dire
wolf on at home?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I do.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's longer and actually, sadly I gave that to a
mate for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He is lucky.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And then I've got a woolen jersey, which used to
be a pretty good jewsey. We're out of the house
now it's ripped. So you know how they have the
bit of material that goes around the bottom, Yes, and
sort of it's like an equator around your waist there.
So the split goes from my armper all the way
down to that band and just completely opens up and
(07:00):
reveals all through that window. So if I was seen
on the street, I would appear homeless, yes, or at
least at the very.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Least as if I had severe dementia. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, similar, Mokey, I'm running a very similar vibe you keezy,
because you're quite anal with Staffe.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm going to jump on a joke there, but I didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
And also I don't wear underpants.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I often don't. Yes, I don't.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I'm fully now that can be dangerous when I don't
shake enough Kezy and I put myself away early doors
and then I've got urine dripping down both legs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
For me, it's that's so sick for me.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's the two it's I've got to be careful with
the two swipe thing.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, no two white portages.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
But yeah, fecal matter running down the back of the fires.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, well we'll just leave it there.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, I want to know what other people are and
what Kezy wears at home? What fool for you're wearing
on three three?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What do you wear around the house, And tell me
it's not as bad as what Jason Mike wear. Every
text in the draw for a fifty dollars rebig about
you should carry on with the countdown, Fellers, Yeah, number
two O five It comes from back in the nineties
and nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But nineties countdown on radio.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Hurdarchy two hundred and four Metallica until it sleeps. The
Whodichy Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy tune in
week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Is Indeed, Nirvana there and the Nothing But Nineties Countdown
coming and at two o three Fellows, we've actually had
a lot of Nirvana, I've noticed, which is not a
bad thing.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Well, they were sort of at their best, yes, in
the nineties, weren't they. A lot of their latest stuff
in the two thousand ten's just yeah, didn't have the
same output.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I don't know what it was. Dave Grole featuring
a lot though in the count roll, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, why do you get that? Pretty much with all
the bands really, you know, they start off with a
bit of a hess and a roar, have a few
kind of dodgy early albums, and get really good and
then sort of going a downward slide from there, I.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Find except and of course Taylor Hawkins features a lot
because of course he was a drummer with the Food Fighters,
but also for Alanis morris Sett, was he Yeah, yeah,
so that's where he came from. He left the Alanis
Morrissett touring band to join the Food Fights.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I was a huge fan of Alanis Moris.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, but you hated music, Yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
That's what I was going to say. You know, I
didn't like him music, but I was a huge fan
of his featured quite heavily in the old Hoodie Jay
imagination there.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
And hey, fellers, have you heard of Definitial Day?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
I have?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Weird thing because I think of it so fondly, but
it's it's for raising awareness around cancer. Jason cancer obviously
not great but deafitil day. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I love it too, And for thirty five years as
it has been helping out with Definitel Day, helping the
Cancer Society, helping to support the one and three key
he is affected by cancer. This Friday is Definite Day, Hoduck.
He's doing its part by having a ping pong tournament that.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Deep on the ideas on this one man.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So I think a ping pong tournament is great because
the way it works is all the stations here at
our big company are all doing something different. What Hurdak's
contributing is a ping pong tournament. Apparently I'm taking on
a representative from either the Cancer Society.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Representative from the.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Cancer Society as well. I think I'm not sure if
it's a make a wish thing or what it is, keezy,
but it's going to If that is the case, it's
going to go against your you know, your highly competitive
nature where you simply must win, you simply must yes,
and now if it's to make a wish, you might
have to go easy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, I think it's just a representative from the Cancer Society. Well,
we don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And it's not that weird grip that you have on
the on.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
The bat reverse cowgirl.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I was going to say, because is that like a
Chinese grip.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I don't think you can call it that. I don't know,
I don't know what you're talking about. Racism alert, racism alert.
Mike's right, it's called a reverse cowgirl the way the
reverse cow girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, But hey, the
Rea and why we're bringing this up is that if
you would like to donate three dollars, you can do
so instantly by texting donate to three four nine three.
(11:07):
It goes straight to the Cancer Society and they can
also tune in. On Friday, there'll be a big ping
pong tournament. Easy to be wiping the floor with all
his his opponents there. It's gonna be bloody great.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, looking forward.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, donate to three four nine three, and just on that,
make sure you donate yes to three four yeah, nine three.
It's very easy to just let us wash over you
and sort of tune out and steer off into the
middle distance.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
But why don't you donate?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, Jay, totally man, they like do it now. Whispering
it to no one doesn't mean you're donating. Let's get
back to the countdown.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Tune in four on radio.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Oh yes, indeed they see DC there on the radio
Hock Big Show this Wednesday was at the end of
the countdown, there Keys, one more.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
One more to go. We'll be playing the final song
of today just after five o'clock, celebrating, of course, super
like his thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, great stuff. Hey, let's talk TV. What's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Just sorry, just just quickly failed. Wen't actually have a
lot of time for TV chat today, so do we not?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Okay, I'll make it quick. Then, fellas, I watched a movie.
I don't know if you hear, but I went on
a I went on a holiday to Europe was on
the plane. They've got TVs in the seat in front
of you watch it at your leisure. And this movie
is called The Return, The Return. You're gonna light the
sound of this one, Jase. It does our old mate
(12:52):
Ray Fines and Juliette Binoche and it's the story essentially,
it's based on the Odyssey by Homer Simpson, and it's
a yan of what is that bugger's name? There Odysseus
who leaves and goes to battle. He goes off to Troy.
(13:13):
His idea is the trojan horse Troy. He's a trophy.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
He does it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It's the Battle of Troy and he does the trojan
horse thing where he gets it in behind the old
backbones there and everyone surprises kill kill kill behind the gate.
So this is obviously way back in the day. It's
the hero's journey essentially. This sees Odysseus come home, yes,
and it's based on that story where he comes home
to his wife and his to the kingdom of his
(13:43):
wife who's the queen and obviously his son the prince,
and she has been beset by suitors. He's everybody thinks
that he is dead. Ray finds his character is dead,
so they want to become the new king of the land.
But Odysseus returns home and he's of a sneaky barst
acting like a down and out bum that hangs around
(14:04):
the courtyard. It's really well acted, but obviously didn't have
a budget because it doesn't seem like a kingdom. It
seems more like a village or hamlet, not even that.
Even smaller than that. It feels like the studio with
three people on it. Oh wow, like no budget. But weirdly,
Ray finds is super ripped. He looks amazing. Then they
(14:26):
have battle scenes and fight scenes and things which aren't
very good at all. I give it three busies out
of five buzzies. I don't know if again it's suffered
from I watched it on a plane syndrome, and my
wife watched it when she came home, also on a plane,
and she didn't much rate it. But it's worth the gez.
It's the great performances. But I feel like I miss
something because the scale of it is so small, and
(14:49):
yet it's got really good reviews, widely regarded. I imagine
it's one of those sort of situations where critics think
it's great and the audience garbage. Now, I just want
to say, going to repeat what that was called. It
was called the Return, and you can watch that on
a plane. We've got ours yesterday yesterday by a punter
to repeat the name of the show and as we've finished,
(15:10):
because they hear the opening and then they don't know
what the show is called.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
We don't have time. I'm gonna have to fly to
Europe and see all these movies.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And that's the way to do it. More than nothing
but nineties countdown up after five o'clock.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Hold Ike, welcome back, your messive backbones. Have you surviving hump? Today?
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Beef checking vegan vegetarian options to Reburger is redefining the norm. Sorry, yeah,
great stuff. I don't have to pay us this month
as a result of that. You're aware of that, man,
because I didn't play really yeah, that seems crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I was just about to say how tight that was,
but then that kind of fell, yeah, fell apart, it completely.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Well, I tell you what the show is going to
be absolutely going off. This is a new segment we've
got called Mogi Teases. What's coming up on the show.
We're still ironing out a few details. It probably needs
a sting around at Pigson if you can get onto
that brother, and probably a new title which will chuck
out to the audience and they'll be able to help
us iron it out. It'll probably involved jaars or something
like that. But what we have got coming up, fellows,
(16:20):
is this, how are we going to be talking to
that legend Jeremy Corbett? Oh good, an old friend of yours,
hoody j and that was genuine. I'm sure things are
going to get quite personal. We've also just found out
that Taylor Swift has gotten engaged joking and Kezy is
absolutely furious about it. Will be going deep on that one.
And finally, I've become an uncle again. We've got another
(16:41):
member of the family that's been added to the Moggi clan,
and I'll be going through some of the more intimate
details of that birth that took.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Place this morning. Oh yeah, I was well.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I had them set up a FaceTime at the business.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
End, a FaceTime, Yeah yeah, cool.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
You heard about FaceTime man?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, no, it's great faces. Before we get to all that, though, feelers,
it's time to put a little not on the nothing
but Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We've got it back week up and smell the nineties.
Now the nothing but Nineties Countdown on hold akin thanks
to Super Liquor celebrating thirty years of Cheers.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's right, thirty years of Super Liquor. If you head
into their stores this week, there are plenty of deals
and also prizes to be one as well to celebrate
their thirty year birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
So shall we do a bit of Tom Petty to
finish our.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Fe spoiler a lit spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You know we're going to play it? Yeah, I know
that big of spoiler.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What people like, we know what it's going to be.
Then you're like, oh, it's top pity.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Well it's just another one of a countdown. It's not
that big a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
All right? Yeah, who is it again?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's nothing that nineties on Radio Hurdarchy Number two hundred,
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers, Mary Jane's Last Dance The
Hierarchy Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The end of the countdown today,
but it'll kick in again tomorrow morning. Eight am, I
believe eight am.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Json you've got something in your mouth. Okay, that's all things.
So Mates's super Liquo once again celebrating thirty years of cheers.
Plenty of deals and prizes in store this week, So
go and get amongst fellers. I've got a bit of
an announcement if that's all g Is that all good?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Man, all right, here we go. Yeah, yeah, I'm banging
dudes on the side. Man's okay, Pugs, you said you
were going to make an announcement sting for me, and
I said, don't make it a stitch up. And he's
clipped off a bit of the show for last week.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
What was that is?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Pugs on Pugs? Is there an actual sting or no, No,
there's not. Just for the people at home, Pugs is
pissing themselves laughing. We literally just had a meeting about
how it's like, hey, let you know, if someone's telling
a story, maybe let them get there, don't interrupt it.
(18:58):
I love that you speak your time maker, that instead
of this thing that Kezy needs, instead.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Of as well as this thing needs just that. Can
you just play there for us?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I didn't quite hear what it was.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm banging dudes on the side, man side.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That's not like one of those AI ones where I'm
saying I've got a small downstairs. Is it. My name's
Hoidy J And I have a tiny downstairs.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No, it's not like that. Oh okay, I actually said that,
Yeah you did that, but out of context it sounds
really studieaells. I think we've run out of time for
me to do my no we hit.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
No way man announcement.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's important announcement is do you need a sting?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can make you one now. I wouldn't mind the
breaking news sting.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Breaking news, BEP.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I should save BP. Okay, we'll save it. Okay, we'll
save that. Okay, we'll save it.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Okay, we're gonna save the coming up next, coming up
later in the show Fellers, we've saved something from Kezy.
It's an announcement. Stay tuned, Yeah, exciting, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Shune.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
This is this is what we call in the business chase.
And you won't know this man.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
We call this a chew.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
It's a g.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Doo doo do the whole Achy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Ike Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This Wednesday afternoon of the time is five twenty two. Now.
I feel really bad Kezy, because you had a really
big announcement and then you got stitched up by old Pugs.
It's just it's not cool, man, It's not cool. And
I Mogan and I were having a little chat off
here and going, we really want you to do your
big announcement, man, because it was obviously important to you.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, no, I just and if it's all g with you, guys,
I've just lost a bit of steam.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
You've got to beck yourself. Man. You can't let you
can't let a scumbag like Pugs and win. But you
know he stitches you up, you get up seat and
then you're a few you know. It's like you're taking
your ball when you're going home.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
You're gonna let them win.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It was my ball.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I know it is your ball and you can take
it home if you want. But wouldn't it be good
if you shared it with the listeners. Man, and I'm
with Mogi here.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Can't let a piece of filth like Pugs just get
away with sketching you up like that.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
That's not on you simply mustn't.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Guys, if there's one thing we don't do on the
Big Show, it's take the purse out of one another.
You know, yeah, totally, there's like one line that we
do not cross. Yes, and I just I just I
don't know. I just wasn't expecting it and it kind
of just took this windown of my sales.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's understandable, but you're amazing, Kezy, But what you do
for the show is it's second to none. And I
won't have a scumbag like Pugs and ruined that not
only for Jason, myself and you, Keezy, but for the
listener at home.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I won't have it.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I mean, what a piece of work is Pugs? But
you guys, they're ship or deacity. Do think you of
what he did there takes my breath away. I'm shy.
I had an affection for Pats, not anymore, I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You guys both were laughing though.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Well it was because you know how you have that
nervous laughter.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, when you're shocked.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You know, when somebody's been real meaning and then because
you just don't want to be picked on yourself.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It just didn't seem like that was that for those
who don't know. Basically, I had some really important news,
a big announcement. What happened? Man Pugs told me that
he'd maybe have an important announcements thing, and then I
played it and this is what played instead. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm banging dudes on the side, man. You know, just
a quote totally out of context from like two weeks ago. Yeah,
(22:42):
So if it's all good with you guys, I won't
do the big announced.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
No, No, I think we've got to do it otherwise.
Otherwise CAZy the terrorist win.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, And just for the record, I want to put
it on the record. I'm okay with you banging dudes. Man.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Can I put it together this way? No skin off
my nose, and there's plenty there.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I was like, oh, that's some low egg and Fruity's
just plucked it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Can I just put it to you this way? Key, keys, keys.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Keys, all right, we go, here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's a temporary breaking used thing by the way, where
we find the old one. The big announcement is, guys,
my shoes that I purchased before going to Europe, your
comedy shoes, your sharkers. I bought them for the purposes
of walking around Europe doing you know, lots of walking
every day, and we did. I have come to the
conclusion that they are too big. I could have told
(23:50):
you that, I know, in fact I did. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, I referred to them as snow pedals.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Well they are, and people have been calling them like
land kayaks and all sorts of stuff. They are too big.
I keep getting my feet caught in places they wouldn't
normally get caught, like moving out from under my dinner
tat or like not my dinner table. But for example,
I did a podcast earlier today trying to get out
from under that table. Right, my foot got hooked and
I fell over.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah. And I'm always massively suspicious of people that buy
deliberately huge shoes, as if they're trying to send a
message about themselves.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I haven't seen it before.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, So that was my big announcement.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, we'll see. The proof will being the putting. I
think you're Yeah, I think I don't think you'll give
them up. I think you'll continue wearing them.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'll continue wearing them because I've paid the money now.
But they are too big and a number of times
my feet have been caught.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Big announcement as you regret buying them, but you got
to keep on wearing them because you've paid for them.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I mean that fit me, Yeah, that'd fit you man,
Yeah yeah yeah. And also I really love banging dudes
on the side as well. Happen next Jeremy cor.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Just indeed epically there on the Radio hold Archy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've had some amazing guests and
over the last few days. This particular guest is a
real special and personal treat for me because for many
years he was like my comedy mentor Fellas Wow. It
was inevitable over time, of course, that I would surpass him,
(25:17):
but for many many years he was like a grandfather
to me on the comedy scene. He nurtured me through
the system. I sucked on the buzzy of the great
Corby Corby your Mad Bassett House life.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh so good, so much better, for that thinly veiled
shrouded as a compliment.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
It comes from a painful place for let's be honest.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Well, one of the problems was I was you know,
I was the mentor for thousands of comedians, so he
was one of many. And thank you Mike for reminding
me of his name, as I can. I like to
see you again, Jason.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, you too, man, Well you him as Corby. Yeah,
Jeremy Corbett very close personal friends like you too, clearly are.
Although I do.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Wonder about the close personal relationship because Jason has taken
up playing golf in the last sort of twelve. I
understand you're an avid golfer and ever call them to
go out.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Well, I'm poor ego as the as the organizer, you
know in any group like that, you've got that he's
the organizer.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, so he makes the calls. He and Jason, you
don't really your head.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Well, like we pretended to get on yesterday in the interview,
I mean, I don't know, I don't mind having anyone on. Ah. Yeah,
we're just escape with the barrel here. But you are
you are? Can I say this call Jeremy Corbett better?
We've established him now, Yeah, that you are the big
daddy of New Zealand comedy. I think that's fair, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I think people ask me the secret of my success
and I'm like, it's sticking around.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's what I've done.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Just you won't go away, never excelled, never stuck my
head above the power, but just always there. As I
say on seven days on the budget, I know long
come under talent, I come under set, right, That's where
you want to be.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
If you want to stick an element of truth to that, though,
isn't it? Because when you start out, and you probably
sail out in your early twenties, there's thousands of people
that all want to be actors, all want to be comedians,
and then as the harsh reality sort of hits them,
they fall away. They might have had children. They've got
to find a way to pay for that and acting
and the arts generally. Isn't that way? If you just
(27:25):
stick it out, you become of like you become one
of like three or four options in your age group.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Well I sort of did it the opposite way because
in my day there was comedy or something like that
wasn't really seen as a genuine career path.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
So I did.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I went the computer programmer, which I teased about, but
so that I sort of did my full black fallback plan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
First did the hard work, the.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Nine to five, working a way to screen, and then
moved into comedy after that, so well.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Sort of the other way around.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
He genuinely did inspire me when I saw you and
your brother Nigel, you know, I was interested in getting
into comedy. I saw you guys perform, and I went, Jesus, okay,
I could certainly do better than that. You old bruffy
and I got down there with sugar and spice.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yeah, and I reckon, if you can't entertain, then confuse.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
How do you feel, Jeremy Corbett, who's in here with
us today, how do you feel when Jay says you're
like a you know, your role model to him, that
sort of thing, and then you do see his act,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Well, I think I did influence him, but much in
the way that he just said, you know, the way
I've shown him how not to do it. Yeah, Yeah,
he's gone and he's gone. Where I zigged, he's zagged
and very successfully. And when we were on a bill together,
it was perfect. We were like a well rounded red.
You know, we had the cab sav on either side
and the Merlow in the middle.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
It came in a three liter box.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Definitely back in those days.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Mate.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
It was really good fun because sugar and spice and
I was comment I was doing comedy with my brother
Nige at the time, so we were the Corbett brothers
and Sugar Spies and the Corbett brothers. We always had
faux kind of stage. It was very entertaining. I almost
enjoyed that more than the show.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, it was really good just to reminisce here. I
was just remembering the other day how we once had
a fake fight on stage, just laying into each other.
But look, we'll take a little break, go to a
tune and come back and talk about the tour, right.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Okay, that's write tour. Yeah. Do you want to say
the name of the song Chase, just so that people know,
No Pluto.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, the Whiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
In on Radio Pluto there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This gorgeous Wednesday afternoon and we've got comedy.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Legend self described describe.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
He was just talking about it off here.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
He was what legend he was old. Jeremy corbyt hey Corby,
We've had a few of your mates and for seven
days about the upcoming tour, because they're all discussed, you know,
discussing it like you're all a big family.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It is very much like that.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
And and when you know, when big and family, your
other words are implied and they're like dysfunctional. Yeah, you know,
fighting and fighting yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great fun.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
And then you know, granddad gets on the mellows yeah,
says a few things he shouldn't have said to the kids,
you know, and I usually.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Start off by saying, you can't say anything these days.
He's an example.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Do you get to decide when you come out for
the because obviously the show is broken up into two
parts as a stand up in the first half of
the show where you all do you know, seven minutes
but it feels like fifteen, and then the second half
you do the seven days stuff. Do you get to
decide where you come out? Like, how do you how
do you decide a mast yourself? What the order is?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Not?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Really?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I mean, the fact simple factor is die Hen was
going to close rights. The chair he gets every year
just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Yeah, incredible, and
then it's really just a matter of sort of divving
it up and seeing you know. So I'll often go
out first, being the sort of figurehead and host the show. Yeah,
so you've had, you've had, you've had a high. Then
you want it but a light and shade, so poorly
(31:10):
go next. Yeah, funny to sort of more Edmund Yes,
and then and then you know, then we'll get done
just quickly.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
You were saying off here, Jeremy genuinely that you've been
struggling to come up with new content.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Constant, constant battle. You're trying to come up with new
material every every year.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Especially for seven because it's been around for so long, Right,
how long has the live show aspect of it been going?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Not much shorter than I think we started in twenty twelve,
thirteen years.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And because it's like a dedicated audience, do you not
risk going out and doing the same thing each year?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
You're not really all I'm always surprised how many new
people have come along. That's good, but we sort of
find a lot of people turn it into their like
Christmas party. Oh yeah, just come along, watch show and
then go and hang around afterwards.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
And well, you've been doing comedy now for Nyon sixty years.
Why don't you just do stuff you did thirty years ago.
No one's ever going to remember that. Well, I do
do that.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I do do that. You'd recognize.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yeah, but it's remembering what but I use?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Yeah, So I will squeeze in some some of the
older stuff if I can, if I think I haven't
done it before. But yeah, no, this this year, I'm
working on some new stuff. Yeah, some stuff that's age
appropriate for me. You were saying that the old guy
going on about how things have changed and you can't
say anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's the attitude.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
That's great, And I love the editor you're talking again
off year and so just just the innovation of bringing
back some of the more race based stuff I'm really
looking for.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, yeah, you want to get a bit more. Is
that what you're looking for.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
I'm just running out of I'm going for the low
hanging through what's happening?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
You were saying you were second of them cutting it
out of the TV show.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
It's the real meat that made me a Yeah, I'm
a far more henous person than you believe.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
If you haven't met me, Justine Sbeth saying, one of
the joys of you know, doing the tour of courses
because you're on at a certain time on the TV
there and you've got to sort of keep it a
little your racism and so forth. But like for the
live show, you can you can really laughing because it's
a joke. This is not true anyway. Yes, for live
(33:19):
show we can.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
It's more edgy, not safe for work and all that.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not it's not an objective,
do you know what I mean. It's just that you
think of something funny that might be a bit rude,
and in the live show you just say it, whereas
for the TV you might go, well, yeah, that's never
going to make it something else.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Because Jason, you were saying that Jerry Jeremy is really
good at like quite a lot of different accents from
around the world.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, yeah, could you you could give us.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
That's right, we don't have to use.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
That. Jason's saying, you're doing absolutely incredible session. Tim dolkan, Yeah,
I do.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It's a really good Hello my name Sash.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's a good way to do it if you want
tickets to the live show. So it's a whole heap
of shows all around the country seven days dot co
dot m Z to buy tickets. Are you excited for
the tor Jo? Oh yeah I am.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Although this is this is the highlight.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
This has been the highlight. It doesn't get funnier than this.
I really enjoyed this, as you can see, I've been
laughing so much on crying. That's what I enjoyed it.
And yeah, there are moments of that on tour and
I love it and I love Yeah. The crowds that
turn out in New Zealand are fantastic and we always
get a fight in the cagle.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Well how good. I saw you guys a couple of
years ago over in tech A, Perana or Devenport somewhere
like that. A huge joint. It is sold out, people
absolutely roaring. If it's if it's something that you haven't
been along to live before, make sure you do because
these are, you know, some of the without a doubt,
the best comedians I'm working. And you get to see
the TV show that you love combined with the comedians
(34:54):
that you love, so ye get along to it. I'm
surprised you're even here, yeah, because I think must be
sold out.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
How much longer am I here? You know, I thought
you might get that right, lucky I saw him the
night before that.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah. Yeah, well cutos to you guys, because seriously there's
not a lot of New Zealand comedy on television anymore,
you know, genuinely. And you're going another year, I believe.
So this is all great.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Yeah, we're locked in for next year.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Thank in New Zealand on here. How good? So you
got to you've got a bit of life and the
old dog yet.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Ah yeah, especially if this new race based.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Jerry Corbett as always mate Pleasure, Pleasure.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Ike John Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock. By
the way, Mogi's got a major development on the family front.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I really do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
You know, it's a beautiful time when you get a
new addition into the far noh there.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
So I'll be going into.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Some pretty gritty details about the birth this morning, which
I got facetimed and tours zoomed. Yeah, it was all
the meetings. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty heroin stuff. But good times,
good times.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So good plus also after six we want to crank
your hog. I'd love to find out more. Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The whole Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I can welcome back your massive backbones. I hope you're
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Speaker 3 (36:28):
Crave worthy street food freshly made by Reburger. How good
and real? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So tight. Now I'm a little bit upset that on
Tuesday and now Wednesday and on Monday.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Wait, so the whole week?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Way Wednesday and Monday. Jeez, you should be in charge
of the countdown.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
I should be.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I should you were for a bit with Metallica played
were I.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Know What's for Tea?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I am, Oh, what.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Are we thinking? It's just the top rating part of
our show and we've blown it this week?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
We have, I mean we did it at the Low
Live show last week down and now Worington a Parrot
Dog there, it absolutely went off.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
It did.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
It didn't feel like it did.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
It went off.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It felt like to me, but maybe my vibe is off.
There was a bit of a lull in the party
because people were listening so closely. Oh really, yeah, well
what about this, Jase? How it this? Check this out?
You know how we didn't do it Tuesday or Wednesday
or even Monday. Yes, what if we did it Thursday tomorrow?
Give people something to look forward to, Jace?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
You just consider it.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Men. If we can get it in there, we need
to get it in there and there.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, so we'll do that tomorrow. We won't ask for
text now that would just be weird.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Incidentally, how are your lamb balls and flat bread amazing?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So my wife made this amazing dish flatbread's homemade in
the air with tatziki yogurt stuff on it, lamb pickled
red onions, rocket salad. It was delicious. Yeah, great stuff.
It was one of my favorite meals we've had in ages.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah, you love that.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
How is your soup? I know we hit salmon and
think about that soup. Man, put that in the air fryer.
It'll improve it.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Good idea, man, Yeah, because you found it delicious?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Akeys I did Jason was really really nice, man, Thanks
really good. You don't want to say then.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
The Darkey Big Show week days from four on radio
hod DC.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
There on the radio Holdankey Big Show and with it's
been a show of big announcements. Today Keys, he made
his big announcement that his shoes are too big. What
have you got for us, Mogi?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Well, I've had a new addition to the Mogi family.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
How good.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
It's really good, man, Yes, it's nice when the when
the family grows a little bit another baby around.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Not my baby. I thought you'd got like a gun
new dog or something. Babies are right, Well, there's no
replacing tinker tinker. Yeah, yeah, thanks for bringing.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
That up, man, I'm sorry maybe, but yes, So my
sister in law, who lives down in or tucky about, yes,
fair area.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
You're absolutely right, has this morning had a brand new
baby boy. Oh pretty good. So it's the second child
for them. I know, you and I Jay's we talk
about the pain that we've been through. For example, I've
had kidney stones torrender us pain renders and that went
(39:52):
for about forty nine hours or something like that. As
I you know, sort of went through the hospital system
recurring paint. Don't like banging on about it, kezy, but
we talk about that being more painful than a pregnancy. Yes,
my sister in law was in labor for one hundred
and forty seven hours.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, one hundred and forty seven hours.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Wow, one hundred and forty seven hours, So that twenty
one shy of a week. It's a long time to
be in hospital, man, it is. And the contractions were
just were NonStop. It was just one that it just contracted.
It was just non stop for seventy nine days.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, wow, six days.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
So it's it's a hell of a thing that they
go through women, and they do it for the continuation
of the human race. So let me just first and foremostykka,
yes to all women, Well, no to all the mothers.
Not a woman, right, that'll be like saying men as well,
So it should only be the mothers, right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
And of course, the reason why it took so long
for this young fellow to be born eighteen pound nine ounces.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Wow, is that big? It sounds bad.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
That's big, man, that's pretty bad. That's sort of middling
to beg that's at the appar end.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
That's a ball. Because I have not up to speed
with all the babies and stuff. What's like a standy
nine pounds pounds has to double the average side round about.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
My food born was twenty three pounds.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That was a whipper. That is that is big. It's huge.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
And how long was your wife and labor for that?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Um?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Well, because bub was so big it took forever.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think it was eight days, right, so eight days
and she had, like I love, she had m.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
She had like one big contraction. There was no break
in between, straight of pain of contractions.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah, I mean, and they just shut up and get
on with it.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
There's obviously there's the non stop screaming, yes, and the grunting.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Just to tune that out though, and oh you're just
mostally smoking darries.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, and if you can get on your sort of
your instra and all that sort of thing. But yeah,
so Keyser, you're probably from the age where you probably
know more about the kilos. So eighteen pound nine ounces
it's eight point four to two kilos.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's massive. Big. Wow. That's a bonnie baby boy, it is.
It's a bonnie a bonnie wee boy.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yes, there so, yeah, it takes a lot of fen
so and put it to you this way, they're having
to throw all of the baby clothes out and they're
going straight into four year old's clothes.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh wow, yeah, give it context right, because I'm saying
I'm seeing a pattern with you guys. Is that like,
is it mostly the nose in terms of the weight,
you know? Is that what it was for you guys?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Or is it.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Mike Jason? Does the baby have a massive honkert? Is there?
Why it weighs so much? Let me put it together
this way, The baby's got character.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Actually, Big show with j Smike and Keysy tune in
week dated four on Radio Hodach.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
The Killers there on the Radio Hodarkey Big show this
Wednesday evening. Hey, fellers, have you ever heard the term
crank the hog? Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yeah, I invented it. Why we're using it on the radio? Jays?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Why are we using it on the radio Because we're
giving people the opportunity to crank their hog.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
That doesn't feel like something that we should be doing.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
No, hang on, Magi, I know A you're getting confused
because cranking the hog obviously means doing up your car. Yeah,
your hog cranking it is doing it up.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Yes, It's one of those things with the meaning of
the phrases change over time.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, because what the actually don't worry about it? Yes,
so we keen to crank your hog thanks to the
new road hog ends in I p A from pan HEREDJS.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Totally we are I p A. You know what that
stands for? Jason? Yes, good, I don't know. Indian palel.
There's a few of them around and it's it's got
a bit more flavoring it Jace.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah, I PAS and it feels like Indian pale ale. Yeah,
should just be one beer, do you mean? Well, it
should be like a just one beer as opposed to
a whole range of beers.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh, a range of I pas like one flavor.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
It's Indian pale ale.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Well it is.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
It's sort of like it's like a coler though, isn't it.
And lots of different colers get made and they've all
got their own attribute.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
So you know what I'm saying, man, Yes, because I
remember when it was when I first started bruin them
and with this is the weird thing about this and
a I p as are the IPA. Yes, it was
first brood in England.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Ah, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Do you see what I'm saying. I thought it would
have been India, India that would make sense, and that
was in the seventeen hundreds. If you can believe that, Wow,
it's amazing how these facts. It's unbelievable, isn't it? Because
I've always been a student of beers. Yes, and they
just add What made it distinctive was that they added
(45:03):
extra hops and the ops of hops. Of course they
act as a preservative.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah, And you need a preservative because it's got higher
alcohol content and the beer could survive the long voyage
from England to India.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Let's say India in this example, Jase.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Can I just say I don't see India as a
big beer place.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Well, this is a thing. You might not know this, Jase.
But the British colonized India, that makes more sense. They
were the drinkers of the beer, not so much the
Indian folk buying larger teetotal I don't drink at all.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's crazy because I had a
taste of this road hog ins at Ipa the other day.
Oh yeah, and what I got from it was like
it was like an aggressively hopped sort of molts, bitterly
finished beauty thanging bright tropical tropical tones and zesty floral echoes.
That's what I got.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
From right, yeah, right, okay, and it's available now.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
But is it a session IPA or not so much?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I would session.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
I think it's a special occasion. I pa I read
on it. Yeah, if I read, I mean drinking it responsibly.
But we are keen to crank your hog. If you
want your car to be souped up by the Big
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(46:21):
by the fowlers. Oh man, how good.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I've got lots of ideas for cranking hogs too, really yeah,
lots of additions I could put on them on the
hog on the hog there, But of paintwork.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah man, some mag wheels, Alison chains, some adis and chains.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
The Hikey Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
The Gorilla's there on the radio, Honankey Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, come get in touch with the feelings, the feelers.
It's a really email address me Petty Nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com. You reach out if you need
advice on anything anything, the Fellers will help. And if
we read your advice question on the radio one hundred
percent anonymous, you instantly get a fifty dollars a Reburger voucher.
This one here comes from anonymous in Dunedin. Oh, I
(47:23):
think I know who that is?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Really, Yeah, I had a feeling there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Of people down there. Yeah, not that many of them
are anonymous.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, but yeah, there's only a few anonymous people down.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
There, right, get a Fellers. All of my friends are
always traveling overseas, going to amazing countries, and they keep
banging on about what an amazing time they heard, whereas
I'm stuck here in New Zealand like a loser.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah that's from Jays, No it's not.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
It's from anonymous in Dunedan. Unfortunately, my weekly dole payments
can barely pay for rent let alone and overseas holidays. True,
How do I get my friends to shut up about
their holidays or any tips on how to holiday on
a budget? Cheers? That's from anonymous in Dunedin.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, well I got to I've got to meet on
my duld days. Overseas travel was not high on my list.
I didn't even factor in my brain. I managed to
get a few trips, did you Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
not yes. I was just about to say, mm, what
do you do? I would just stay away from your friends. Yeah,
(48:25):
ad buy your bread, yeah, your siggis, buy your case
of wine. When I say case, I mean your cardboard
box of wine, have your daily pie, and just don't
get out.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Of bed, like because my vibe is why don't you
because he wants to travel on a budget.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
No is any advice for traveling on a budget.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Because there are ways to do it, Like, for example,
if you really book and far in advance and like
really scour for deals. Yeah, you could get a flight
to an aim for Southeast Asia. Cambodia is your loos, Yes, Vietnams, Thailands.
And if you get a real cheap flight in the
off season and the rainy season, go over there. Don't
worry about a flight home. It certainly a couple of
grand listen that listen that you can get over there
(49:13):
and back for a hundred thousand bucks.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Wow, I think just save your money on the doll
just save.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Ten bucks a week and in one hundred weeks that's
two years.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yes, you'll have enough money to get there, spend stay nowhere,
buy no food and not be able to come back.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, but to sick thought would be great. Food's cheap,
Like you have dinner there for two dollars. Yeah, but
you haven't got two dollars.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Well, here's the crazy thing. I mean, I'm as massively
successful radio DJ jockey keys with a huge career behind me,
I still can't afford to go to Europe.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
No, you know what I'm saying, but that But like
his issue is that the dollar isn't enough, His issue
is his friends are banging on about it.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
If he didn't know that it was going on, he
wouldn't be jealous, and that's what he is. Yes, yeah,
and I think you need to get more a mate.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, people that are doing the same shit you are
fu akaya nothing yes yeah yeah stop kick yeah yeah yeah.
No hopers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, odd fish yeah,
odd fish yeah yeah yeah, losers hebgb's yeah, hicky yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
A bit of a goose yeah, an absolute brain yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
I hope that helped.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Or you could try getting into tears.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
I'll tell you what you can tell this fifty dollars
Reburg avout you for a thousand bucks, like Kesy was saying,
you get yourself flight over to one of the Asian countries.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, you do that too anyway, thanks for reaching out anonymous.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Hope that helps the Hiarchy Big show weekdays from four
on Radio hodarking.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Well, there you go, your madid. That's a big show
down and dusted for the day. Now Paksana's back. Does
that mean that were you have a podcast outro e
quip today, Kesy?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yes, we don't.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, yeah, good because while he was away we weren't
able to do that because he had all the fandangle
technology with him.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Because Dilly, who was covering has another job which has
already two other jobs put together into one.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Yes, and then he was doing the night show.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
And yet when we came in today, Dilly was nowhere
to be seen. Yeah, he's exhausted.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
He was having some time off.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Yeah, that's actually good point. Whereas Dilly.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Run down, Well, I'm not surprised the way they were
working him.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah, it was crazy. Here is a clip of today's
podcast outro. It's called wife Recipe. She already if it
was Isaac or Kate or someone in the office, and
I was like, oh, they want your salmon recipe. She'd
be like oh, and instantly she'd be like, but is
it even that good?
Speaker 6 (51:46):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
And then they're gonna if it's bad, they're going to
think of him bad. You know that's already what goes
through her head, right throwing no guys using her as
a joke, really famous, So none of that she was
gonna talk about any of that. She's not even aware
of it.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
That was in reference to me asking Keasy to get
his wife to pass on a recipe of my speaking
of what what are you having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Feelers, I never know it's universal. I can stop asking, concentrated,
that's a good idea, nothing because I ate here. So
last night when I was here, I had a dumpling
soup inside of a sort of a chili black.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Bean that you said it was. I did frozen dumplings,
frozen dumplings and get some quite good ones.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Now, dumplings that I've been rocking have been bloody good.
Straight from frozen, straight into the bottom of a pan.
Is hot pan, no oil, no better right cover them
five minutes bloody beautiful, great stuff, bloody beautiful. Highly recommend Kezy.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
We're having a kimchi fried rice with why are you
going to smirk on your face?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
That's great?
Speaker 3 (52:56):
No, because you're already lining up some sort of wacky
remark not at all. Having kim chief fried rice that's great,
and some chicken thigh thing with it.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Apparently, we're having a Tarrizzo pasta fells the spicy Italian sausage.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
There.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
Spanish should tell.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
You that you have to go to Europe. You're going
to train nast Man.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Now listen, Go and check out the podcast outro and
the highlights of the shape. You miss the show, go
and check out the Instagram till tomorrow. We'll see you
later
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Big Sick, there's a whole bu' you're sick in the head, yeah,
whereas Keyesy is just sick in the chest.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Lot's going on. Man, a sunny day. It feels like
the weather's turned. Man, it does does? It feels like
spring has sprung? Feellows.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Of course it will piss down for the next two months.
Well but that's just what you get. But yeah, I'm
loving life. At least it's going to be a bit
lighter in the evening. That's always a real mood, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I tell you what is a treat When you go
to the car and you hear the birds tweeting in
the trees again making.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
That's one of the second one of the things about
spring that I loathe the most, a tweeting bed.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It affects my sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, Kezy, how are you going, mate? I've got to
be honest, you're looking a bit ragged today. But are
you feeling better?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is it because I've got like a semi beard going on.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, he's kind of all buffy all over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Here's always buffy.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, well it's not. Sometimes you're quite manicured.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, I'm feeling a lot better. For those who don't know,
no one really gives a ship. But I have had
a I have a chest in fiction here today, I
feel better at the best, I felt great. Energies up.
You know, I'm getting better. You have got that, you've
got the mow. You've got a little bit of a
thing underneath.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Your lip that you're soul passion, and then of course
it's stubble as well. You kind of look like Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh yeah, that's sick man. Yeah, because he's like famously
really good looking at.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, if you're out there and you haven't heard of
Ron the Hedgehog Jeremy, give them a google.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, but I'm just not shaving because I'm like, I'm sick.
Spend most of the damn my bum my home clothes.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in the show actually,
but yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
In the meantime, those should get back into the countdown.
Oh how are you Jason?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Good?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Who to get back to the countdow are you okay?
We've got it, We're got and smell the nineties Now
the Nothing but Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
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Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, but you are good though? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Good, thanks mate? Where are we up to? Keyzy two
o seven?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Is it two o seven? And Mogi let's just say
you and particularly are going to love the song?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Cool jam there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, coming coming in at two o six on
the Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
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Who are celebrating the thirtieth birthday. If you get into
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Speaker 4 (03:08):
Sounds great, keasy, thanks man Hey fellows the cool side
of myself at home in the mirror today and I
got a hell of it fright, And it occurred to me.
It occurred to me that there's two haughty Jays. And
what I mean by that is I'm talking about the
way I dress and the way I behave. There's the
at home hoidy j and there's the at work howdy
j or if we like.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To call them houghty j houghdy Jane is hotyjas hoty jisot.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Whichever you prefer. Maybe that's why I've got so many names,
because I've sort of different versions of myself all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Because I've only experienced the one, same version same.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
So I want to know about that, Yeah, you have
never been to my house. Well, for example, I think
I think it's pretty fair to say that at work
I'm known for being a pretty snappy dresser, that I'm
pretty a pretty styly guy, I make a bit of
an effort, and I think that's pretty well known and
get a lot of feedback about that on the Instagram. Okay,
(04:05):
whereas that at home at home hoodie Jay, it's just
nothing but filth. And I was curious to know what
you're running when you know you're just relaxing in your home,
what kind of a tie you're running with? For example,
every single day for me, it's the same thing. It's
my egg boots.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
What color are they brown? Any coffee stains on them?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
There's a couple of stains, but I don't know what
they are.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Is it brown fluff as well, because I've got the
fluffy bits right?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah? No, not really, no fluff. But they're pretty smooth,
they're pretty worn keyzy.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Right okay. And this is all year or just in
winter autumn.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Actually they go all year, my egg boots really and
the first thing I put on when I get home
from work.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Your house must be so cold, carry it is pretty.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Nippy filthy track pants. And my wife had a gut
me this morning and then she commented on my trat
seat pants, which apparently have a hole in the ass.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Do I get No, I don't how often do they
get pants don't wash off.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
This is the funny thing, because you know I was
funny about jeans. I'd go wash them every second after
two days, and you guys are like, no, no, no,
track is for me every six weeks. So and I
can't even begin to explain that the stains on those
there's like a rainbow of stains on them, like you know,
but I've got holes in them. I've got a hole
in the ass. Generally I run some kind of filthy
(05:26):
T shirt and again a filthy kind of sweatshirt type scenario,
and my puffa jacket.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And your puffa jacket inside inside.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean, what are you guys running?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Does your T shirt have on it? It's not a
bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Actually, one of them does bogie. Also best dad ever.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And also it's like a number one, a number one
in the world. Yeah, yeah, I'm not too disimilar to you.
I've got my egg boots there. They're like a purple thing,
purple things that they should be.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We've got to get photos of these on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But I've got tracked X. But I cleaned them once,
I rotate them through once a week.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Do you still have your appalling pajama pants that your
wife sowed the front?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
P Oh yeah, they're gone. The stripey ones, there's summer ones,
so I've got four different kinds of winter ones. And
then I just run, you know, sort of band T shirts.
I ran out and about wearing with bands on the
T shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You know what I mean? Do you wear your dire
wolf on at home?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I do.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's longer and actually, sadly I gave that to a
mate for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He is lucky.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And then I've got a woolen jersey, which used to
be a pretty good jewsey. We're out of the house
now it's ripped. So you know how they have the
bit of material that goes around the bottom, Yes, and
sort of it's like an equator around your waist there.
So the split goes from my armper all the way
down to that band and just completely opens up and
(07:00):
reveals all through that window. So if I was seen
on the street, I would appear homeless, yes, or at
least at the very.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Least as if I had severe dementia. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, similar, Mokey, I'm running a very similar vibe you keezy,
because you're quite anal with Staffe.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm going to jump on a joke there, but I didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
And also I don't wear underpants.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I often don't. Yes, I don't.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I'm fully now that can be dangerous when I don't
shake enough Kezy and I put myself away early doors
and then I've got urine dripping down both legs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
For me, it's that's so sick for me.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's the two it's I've got to be careful with
the two swipe thing.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, no two white portages.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
But yeah, fecal matter running down the back of the fires.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, well we'll just leave it there.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, I want to know what other people are and
what Kezy wears at home? What fool for you're wearing
on three three?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What do you wear around the house, And tell me
it's not as bad as what Jason Mike wear. Every
text in the draw for a fifty dollars rebig about
you should carry on with the countdown, Fellers, Yeah, number
two O five It comes from back in the nineties
and nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But nineties countdown on radio.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Hurdarchy two hundred and four Metallica until it sleeps. The
Whodichy Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy tune in
week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Is Indeed, Nirvana there and the Nothing But Nineties Countdown
coming and at two o three Fellows, we've actually had
a lot of Nirvana, I've noticed, which is not a
bad thing.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Well, they were sort of at their best, yes, in
the nineties, weren't they. A lot of their latest stuff
in the two thousand ten's just yeah, didn't have the
same output.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I don't know what it was. Dave Grole featuring
a lot though in the count roll, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, why do you get that? Pretty much with all
the bands really, you know, they start off with a
bit of a hess and a roar, have a few
kind of dodgy early albums, and get really good and
then sort of going a downward slide from there, I.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Find except and of course Taylor Hawkins features a lot
because of course he was a drummer with the Food Fighters,
but also for Alanis morris Sett, was he Yeah, yeah,
so that's where he came from. He left the Alanis
Morrissett touring band to join the Food Fights.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I was a huge fan of Alanis Moris.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, but you hated music, Yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
That's what I was going to say. You know, I
didn't like him music, but I was a huge fan
of his featured quite heavily in the old Hoodie Jay
imagination there.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
And hey, fellers, have you heard of Definitial Day?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
I have?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Weird thing because I think of it so fondly, but
it's it's for raising awareness around cancer. Jason cancer obviously
not great but deafitil day. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I love it too, And for thirty five years as
it has been helping out with Definitel Day, helping the
Cancer Society, helping to support the one and three key
he is affected by cancer. This Friday is Definite Day, Hoduck.
He's doing its part by having a ping pong tournament that.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Deep on the ideas on this one man.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So I think a ping pong tournament is great because
the way it works is all the stations here at
our big company are all doing something different. What Hurdak's
contributing is a ping pong tournament. Apparently I'm taking on
a representative from either the Cancer Society.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
I think that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Representative from the.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Cancer Society as well. I think I'm not sure if
it's a make a wish thing or what it is, keezy,
but it's going to If that is the case, it's
going to go against your you know, your highly competitive
nature where you simply must win, you simply must yes,
and now if it's to make a wish, you might
have to go easy.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, I think it's just a representative from the Cancer Society. Well,
we don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And it's not that weird grip that you have on
the on.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
The bat reverse cowgirl.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I was going to say, because is that like a
Chinese grip.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I don't think you can call it that. I don't know,
I don't know what you're talking about. Racism alert, racism alert.
Mike's right, it's called a reverse cowgirl the way the
reverse cow girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, But hey, the
Rea and why we're bringing this up is that if
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(11:07):
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Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, looking forward.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, donate to three four nine three, and just on that,
make sure you donate yes to three four yeah, nine three.
It's very easy to just let us wash over you
and sort of tune out and steer off into the
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Speaker 5 (11:31):
But why don't you donate?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, Jay, totally man, they like do it now. Whispering
it to no one doesn't mean you're donating. Let's get
back to the countdown.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Tune in four on radio.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Oh yes, indeed they see DC there on the radio
Hock Big Show this Wednesday was at the end of
the countdown, there Keys, one more.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
One more to go. We'll be playing the final song
of today just after five o'clock, celebrating, of course, super
like his thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, great stuff. Hey, let's talk TV. What's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Just sorry, just just quickly failed. Wen't actually have a
lot of time for TV chat today, so do we not?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Okay, I'll make it quick. Then, fellas, I watched a movie.
I don't know if you hear, but I went on
a I went on a holiday to Europe was on
the plane. They've got TVs in the seat in front
of you watch it at your leisure. And this movie
is called The Return, The Return. You're gonna light the
sound of this one, Jase. It does our old mate
(12:52):
Ray Fines and Juliette Binoche and it's the story essentially,
it's based on the Odyssey by Homer Simpson, and it's
a yan of what is that bugger's name? There Odysseus
who leaves and goes to battle. He goes off to Troy.
(13:13):
His idea is the trojan horse Troy. He's a trophy.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
He does it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It's the Battle of Troy and he does the trojan
horse thing where he gets it in behind the old
backbones there and everyone surprises kill kill kill behind the gate.
So this is obviously way back in the day. It's
the hero's journey essentially. This sees Odysseus come home, yes,
and it's based on that story where he comes home
to his wife and his to the kingdom of his
(13:43):
wife who's the queen and obviously his son the prince,
and she has been beset by suitors. He's everybody thinks
that he is dead. Ray finds his character is dead,
so they want to become the new king of the land.
But Odysseus returns home and he's of a sneaky barst
acting like a down and out bum that hangs around
(14:04):
the courtyard. It's really well acted, but obviously didn't have
a budget because it doesn't seem like a kingdom. It
seems more like a village or hamlet, not even that.
Even smaller than that. It feels like the studio with
three people on it. Oh wow, like no budget. But weirdly,
Ray finds is super ripped. He looks amazing. Then they
(14:26):
have battle scenes and fight scenes and things which aren't
very good at all. I give it three busies out
of five buzzies. I don't know if again it's suffered
from I watched it on a plane syndrome, and my
wife watched it when she came home, also on a plane,
and she didn't much rate it. But it's worth the gez.
It's the great performances. But I feel like I miss
something because the scale of it is so small, and
(14:49):
yet it's got really good reviews, widely regarded. I imagine
it's one of those sort of situations where critics think
it's great and the audience garbage. Now, I just want
to say, going to repeat what that was called. It
was called the Return, and you can watch that on
a plane. We've got ours yesterday yesterday by a punter
to repeat the name of the show and as we've finished,
(15:10):
because they hear the opening and then they don't know
what the show is called.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
We don't have time. I'm gonna have to fly to
Europe and see all these movies.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And that's the way to do it. More than nothing
but nineties countdown up after five o'clock.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Hold Ike, welcome back, your messive backbones. Have you surviving hump? Today?
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Beef checking vegan vegetarian options to Reburger is redefining the norm. Sorry, yeah,
great stuff. I don't have to pay us this month
as a result of that. You're aware of that, man,
because I didn't play really yeah, that seems crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I was just about to say how tight that was,
but then that kind of fell, yeah, fell apart, it completely.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Well, I tell you what the show is going to
be absolutely going off. This is a new segment we've
got called Mogi Teases. What's coming up on the show.
We're still ironing out a few details. It probably needs
a sting around at Pigson if you can get onto
that brother, and probably a new title which will chuck
out to the audience and they'll be able to help
us iron it out. It'll probably involved jaars or something
like that. But what we have got coming up, fellows,
(16:20):
is this, how are we going to be talking to
that legend Jeremy Corbett? Oh good, an old friend of yours,
hoody j and that was genuine. I'm sure things are
going to get quite personal. We've also just found out
that Taylor Swift has gotten engaged joking and Kezy is
absolutely furious about it. Will be going deep on that one.
And finally, I've become an uncle again. We've got another
(16:41):
member of the family that's been added to the Moggi clan,
and I'll be going through some of the more intimate
details of that birth that took.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Place this morning. Oh yeah, I was well.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I had them set up a FaceTime at the business.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
End, a FaceTime, Yeah yeah, cool.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
You heard about FaceTime man?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, no, it's great faces. Before we get to all that, though, feelers,
it's time to put a little not on the nothing
but Nineties Countdown.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
We've got it back week up and smell the nineties.
Now the nothing but Nineties Countdown on hold akin thanks
to Super Liquor celebrating thirty years of Cheers.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's right, thirty years of Super Liquor. If you head
into their stores this week, there are plenty of deals
and also prizes to be one as well to celebrate
their thirty year birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
So shall we do a bit of Tom Petty to
finish our.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Fe spoiler a lit spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
You know we're going to play it? Yeah, I know
that big of spoiler.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What people like, we know what it's going to be.
Then you're like, oh, it's top pity.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Well it's just another one of a countdown. It's not
that big a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
All right? Yeah, who is it again?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's nothing that nineties on Radio Hurdarchy Number two hundred,
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers, Mary Jane's Last Dance The
Hierarchy Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The end of the countdown today,
but it'll kick in again tomorrow morning. Eight am, I
believe eight am.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Json you've got something in your mouth. Okay, that's all things.
So Mates's super Liquo once again celebrating thirty years of cheers.
Plenty of deals and prizes in store this week, So
go and get amongst fellers. I've got a bit of
an announcement if that's all g Is that all good?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Man, all right, here we go. Yeah, yeah, I'm banging
dudes on the side. Man's okay, Pugs, you said you
were going to make an announcement sting for me, and
I said, don't make it a stitch up. And he's
clipped off a bit of the show for last week.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
What was that is?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Pugs on Pugs? Is there an actual sting or no, No,
there's not. Just for the people at home, Pugs is
pissing themselves laughing. We literally just had a meeting about
how it's like, hey, let you know, if someone's telling
a story, maybe let them get there, don't interrupt it.
(18:58):
I love that you speak your time maker, that instead
of this thing that Kezy needs, instead.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Of as well as this thing needs just that. Can
you just play there for us?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I didn't quite hear what it was.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm banging dudes on the side, man side.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That's not like one of those AI ones where I'm
saying I've got a small downstairs. Is it. My name's
Hoidy J And I have a tiny downstairs.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No, it's not like that. Oh okay, I actually said that,
Yeah you did that, but out of context it sounds
really studieaells. I think we've run out of time for
me to do my no we hit.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
No way man announcement.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's important announcement is do you need a sting?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I can make you one now. I wouldn't mind the
breaking news sting.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Breaking news, BEP.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I should save BP. Okay, we'll save it. Okay, we'll
save that. Okay, we'll save it.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Okay, we're gonna save the coming up next, coming up
later in the show Fellers, we've saved something from Kezy.
It's an announcement. Stay tuned, Yeah, exciting, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Shune.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
This is this is what we call in the business chase.
And you won't know this man.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
We call this a chew.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
It's a g.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Doo doo do the whole Achy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Ike Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This Wednesday afternoon of the time is five twenty two. Now.
I feel really bad Kezy, because you had a really
big announcement and then you got stitched up by old Pugs.
It's just it's not cool, man, It's not cool. And
I Mogan and I were having a little chat off
here and going, we really want you to do your
big announcement, man, because it was obviously important to you.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, no, I just and if it's all g with you, guys,
I've just lost a bit of steam.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
You've got to beck yourself. Man. You can't let you
can't let a scumbag like Pugs and win. But you
know he stitches you up, you get up seat and
then you're a few you know. It's like you're taking
your ball when you're going home.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
You're gonna let them win.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It was my ball.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I know it is your ball and you can take
it home if you want. But wouldn't it be good
if you shared it with the listeners. Man, and I'm
with Mogi here.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Can't let a piece of filth like Pugs just get
away with sketching you up like that.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
That's not on you simply mustn't.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Guys, if there's one thing we don't do on the
Big Show, it's take the purse out of one another.
You know, yeah, totally, there's like one line that we
do not cross. Yes, and I just I just I
don't know. I just wasn't expecting it and it kind
of just took this windown of my sales.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
It's understandable, but you're amazing, Kezy, But what you do
for the show is it's second to none. And I
won't have a scumbag like Pugs and ruined that not
only for Jason, myself and you, Keezy, but for the
listener at home.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I won't have it.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I mean, what a piece of work is Pugs? But
you guys, they're ship or deacity. Do think you of
what he did there takes my breath away. I'm shy.
I had an affection for Pats, not anymore, I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You guys both were laughing though.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Well it was because you know how you have that
nervous laughter.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, when you're shocked.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You know, when somebody's been real meaning and then because
you just don't want to be picked on yourself.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
It just didn't seem like that was that for those
who don't know. Basically, I had some really important news,
a big announcement. What happened? Man Pugs told me that
he'd maybe have an important announcements thing, and then I
played it and this is what played instead. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm banging dudes on the side, man. You know, just
a quote totally out of context from like two weeks ago. Yeah,
(22:42):
So if it's all good with you guys, I won't
do the big announced.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
No, No, I think we've got to do it otherwise.
Otherwise CAZy the terrorist win.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, And just for the record, I want to put
it on the record. I'm okay with you banging dudes. Man.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Can I put it together this way? No skin off
my nose, and there's plenty there.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I was like, oh, that's some low egg and Fruity's
just plucked it.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Can I just put it to you this way? Key, keys, keys.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Keys, all right, we go, here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's a temporary breaking used thing by the way, where
we find the old one. The big announcement is, guys,
my shoes that I purchased before going to Europe, your
comedy shoes, your sharkers. I bought them for the purposes
of walking around Europe doing you know, lots of walking
every day, and we did. I have come to the
conclusion that they are too big. I could have told
(23:50):
you that, I know, in fact I did. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, I referred to them as snow pedals.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Well they are, and people have been calling them like
land kayaks and all sorts of stuff. They are too big.
I keep getting my feet caught in places they wouldn't
normally get caught, like moving out from under my dinner
tat or like not my dinner table. But for example,
I did a podcast earlier today trying to get out
from under that table. Right, my foot got hooked and
I fell over.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah. And I'm always massively suspicious of people that buy
deliberately huge shoes, as if they're trying to send a
message about themselves.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I haven't seen it before.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, So that was my big announcement.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, we'll see. The proof will being the putting. I
think you're Yeah, I think I don't think you'll give
them up. I think you'll continue wearing them.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'll continue wearing them because I've paid the money now.
But they are too big and a number of times
my feet have been caught.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Big announcement as you regret buying them, but you got
to keep on wearing them because you've paid for them.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I mean that fit me, Yeah, that'd fit you man,
Yeah yeah yeah. And also I really love banging dudes
on the side as well. Happen next Jeremy cor.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Just indeed epically there on the Radio hold Archy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've had some amazing guests and
over the last few days. This particular guest is a
real special and personal treat for me because for many
years he was like my comedy mentor Fellas Wow. It
was inevitable over time, of course, that I would surpass him,
(25:17):
but for many many years he was like a grandfather
to me on the comedy scene. He nurtured me through
the system. I sucked on the buzzy of the great
Corby Corby your Mad Bassett House life.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Oh so good, so much better, for that thinly veiled
shrouded as a compliment.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
It comes from a painful place for let's be honest.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Well, one of the problems was I was you know,
I was the mentor for thousands of comedians, so he
was one of many. And thank you Mike for reminding
me of his name, as I can. I like to
see you again, Jason.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, you too, man, Well you him as Corby. Yeah,
Jeremy Corbett very close personal friends like you too, clearly are.
Although I do.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Wonder about the close personal relationship because Jason has taken
up playing golf in the last sort of twelve. I
understand you're an avid golfer and ever call them to
go out.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Well, I'm poor ego as the as the organizer, you
know in any group like that, you've got that he's
the organizer.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, so he makes the calls. He and Jason, you
don't really your head.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Well, like we pretended to get on yesterday in the interview,
I mean, I don't know, I don't mind having anyone on. Ah. Yeah,
we're just escape with the barrel here. But you are
you are? Can I say this call Jeremy Corbett better?
We've established him now, Yeah, that you are the big
daddy of New Zealand comedy. I think that's fair, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I think people ask me the secret of my success
and I'm like, it's sticking around.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's what I've done.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Just you won't go away, never excelled, never stuck my
head above the power, but just always there. As I
say on seven days on the budget, I know long
come under talent, I come under set, right, That's where
you want to be.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
If you want to stick an element of truth to that, though,
isn't it? Because when you start out, and you probably
sail out in your early twenties, there's thousands of people
that all want to be actors, all want to be comedians,
and then as the harsh reality sort of hits them,
they fall away. They might have had children. They've got
to find a way to pay for that and acting
and the arts generally. Isn't that way? If you just
(27:25):
stick it out, you become of like you become one
of like three or four options in your age group.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Well I sort of did it the opposite way because
in my day there was comedy or something like that
wasn't really seen as a genuine career path.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
So I did.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I went the computer programmer, which I teased about, but
so that I sort of did my full black fallback plan.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
First did the hard work, the.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Nine to five, working a way to screen, and then
moved into comedy after that, so well.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Sort of the other way around.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
He genuinely did inspire me when I saw you and
your brother Nigel, you know, I was interested in getting
into comedy. I saw you guys perform, and I went, Jesus, okay,
I could certainly do better than that. You old bruffy
and I got down there with sugar and spice.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yeah, and I reckon, if you can't entertain, then confuse.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
How do you feel, Jeremy Corbett, who's in here with
us today, how do you feel when Jay says you're
like a you know, your role model to him, that
sort of thing, and then you do see his act,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Well, I think I did influence him, but much in
the way that he just said, you know, the way
I've shown him how not to do it. Yeah, Yeah,
he's gone and he's gone. Where I zigged, he's zagged
and very successfully. And when we were on a bill together,
it was perfect. We were like a well rounded red.
You know, we had the cab sav on either side
and the Merlow in the middle.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
It came in a three liter box.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Definitely back in those days.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Mate.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
It was really good fun because sugar and spice and
I was comment I was doing comedy with my brother
Nige at the time, so we were the Corbett brothers
and Sugar Spies and the Corbett brothers. We always had
faux kind of stage. It was very entertaining. I almost
enjoyed that more than the show.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, it was really good just to reminisce here. I
was just remembering the other day how we once had
a fake fight on stage, just laying into each other.
But look, we'll take a little break, go to a
tune and come back and talk about the tour, right.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Okay, that's write tour. Yeah. Do you want to say
the name of the song Chase, just so that people know,
No Pluto.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, the Whiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
In on Radio Pluto there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This gorgeous Wednesday afternoon and we've got comedy.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Legend self described describe.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
He was just talking about it off here.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
He was what legend he was old. Jeremy corbyt hey Corby,
We've had a few of your mates and for seven
days about the upcoming tour, because they're all discussed, you know,
discussing it like you're all a big family.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It is very much like that.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
And and when you know, when big and family, your
other words are implied and they're like dysfunctional. Yeah, you know,
fighting and fighting yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great fun.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
And then you know, granddad gets on the mellows yeah,
says a few things he shouldn't have said to the kids,
you know, and I usually.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Start off by saying, you can't say anything these days.
He's an example.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Do you get to decide when you come out for
the because obviously the show is broken up into two
parts as a stand up in the first half of
the show where you all do you know, seven minutes
but it feels like fifteen, and then the second half
you do the seven days stuff. Do you get to
decide where you come out? Like, how do you how
do you decide a mast yourself? What the order is?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Not?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Really?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I mean, the fact simple factor is die Hen was
going to close rights. The chair he gets every year
just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Yeah, incredible, and
then it's really just a matter of sort of divving
it up and seeing you know. So I'll often go
out first, being the sort of figurehead and host the show. Yeah,
so you've had, you've had, you've had a high. Then
you want it but a light and shade, so poorly
(31:10):
go next. Yeah, funny to sort of more Edmund Yes,
and then and then you know, then we'll get done
just quickly.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
You were saying off here, Jeremy genuinely that you've been
struggling to come up with new content.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Constant, constant battle. You're trying to come up with new
material every every year.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Especially for seven because it's been around for so long, Right,
how long has the live show aspect of it been going?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Not much shorter than I think we started in twenty twelve,
thirteen years.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And because it's like a dedicated audience, do you not
risk going out and doing the same thing each year?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
You're not really all I'm always surprised how many new
people have come along. That's good, but we sort of
find a lot of people turn it into their like
Christmas party. Oh yeah, just come along, watch show and
then go and hang around afterwards.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
And well, you've been doing comedy now for Nyon sixty years.
Why don't you just do stuff you did thirty years ago.
No one's ever going to remember that. Well, I do
do that.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I do do that. You'd recognize.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yeah, but it's remembering what but I use?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Yeah, So I will squeeze in some some of the
older stuff if I can, if I think I haven't
done it before. But yeah, no, this this year, I'm
working on some new stuff. Yeah, some stuff that's age
appropriate for me. You were saying that the old guy
going on about how things have changed and you can't
say anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's the attitude.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
That's great, And I love the editor you're talking again
off year and so just just the innovation of bringing
back some of the more race based stuff I'm really
looking for.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, yeah, you want to get a bit more. Is
that what you're looking for.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
I'm just running out of I'm going for the low
hanging through what's happening?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
You were saying you were second of them cutting it
out of the TV show.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
It's the real meat that made me a Yeah, I'm
a far more henous person than you believe.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
If you haven't met me, Justine Sbeth saying, one of
the joys of you know, doing the tour of courses
because you're on at a certain time on the TV
there and you've got to sort of keep it a
little your racism and so forth. But like for the
live show, you can you can really laughing because it's
a joke. This is not true anyway. Yes, for live
(33:19):
show we can.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
It's more edgy, not safe for work and all that.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not it's not an objective,
do you know what I mean. It's just that you
think of something funny that might be a bit rude,
and in the live show you just say it, whereas
for the TV you might go, well, yeah, that's never
going to make it something else.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Because Jason, you were saying that Jerry Jeremy is really
good at like quite a lot of different accents from
around the world.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, yeah, could you you could give us.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
That's right, we don't have to use.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
That. Jason's saying, you're doing absolutely incredible session. Tim dolkan, Yeah,
I do.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It's a really good Hello my name Sash.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's a good way to do it if you want
tickets to the live show. So it's a whole heap
of shows all around the country seven days dot co
dot m Z to buy tickets. Are you excited for
the tor Jo? Oh yeah I am.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Although this is this is the highlight.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
This has been the highlight. It doesn't get funnier than this.
I really enjoyed this, as you can see, I've been
laughing so much on crying. That's what I enjoyed it.
And yeah, there are moments of that on tour and
I love it and I love Yeah. The crowds that
turn out in New Zealand are fantastic and we always
get a fight in the cagle.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Well how good. I saw you guys a couple of
years ago over in tech A, Perana or Devenport somewhere
like that. A huge joint. It is sold out, people
absolutely roaring. If it's if it's something that you haven't
been along to live before, make sure you do because
these are, you know, some of the without a doubt,
the best comedians I'm working. And you get to see
the TV show that you love combined with the comedians
(34:54):
that you love, so ye get along to it. I'm
surprised you're even here, yeah, because I think must be
sold out.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
How much longer am I here? You know, I thought
you might get that right, lucky I saw him the
night before that.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah. Yeah, well cutos to you guys, because seriously there's
not a lot of New Zealand comedy on television anymore,
you know, genuinely. And you're going another year, I believe.
So this is all great.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Yeah, we're locked in for next year.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Thank in New Zealand on here. How good? So you
got to you've got a bit of life and the
old dog yet.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Ah yeah, especially if this new race based.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Jerry Corbett as always mate Pleasure, Pleasure.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Ike John Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock. By
the way, Mogi's got a major development on the family front.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I really do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
You know, it's a beautiful time when you get a
new addition into the far noh there.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
So I'll be going into.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Some pretty gritty details about the birth this morning, which
I got facetimed and tours zoomed. Yeah, it was all
the meetings. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty heroin stuff. But good times,
good times.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
So good plus also after six we want to crank
your hog. I'd love to find out more. Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The whole Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I can welcome back your massive backbones. I hope you're
surviving your Wednesday. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Crave worthy street food freshly made by Reburger. How good
and real? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So tight. Now I'm a little bit upset that on
Tuesday and now Wednesday and on Monday.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Wait, so the whole week?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Way Wednesday and Monday. Jeez, you should be in charge
of the countdown.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
I should be.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I should you were for a bit with Metallica played
were I.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Know What's for Tea?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I am, Oh, what.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Are we thinking? It's just the top rating part of
our show and we've blown it this week?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
We have, I mean we did it at the Low
Live show last week down and now Worington a Parrot
Dog there, it absolutely went off.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
It did.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
It didn't feel like it did.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
It went off.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It felt like to me, but maybe my vibe is off.
There was a bit of a lull in the party
because people were listening so closely. Oh really, yeah, well
what about this, Jase? How it this? Check this out?
You know how we didn't do it Tuesday or Wednesday
or even Monday. Yes, what if we did it Thursday tomorrow?
Give people something to look forward to, Jace?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
You just consider it.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Men. If we can get it in there, we need
to get it in there and there.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, so we'll do that tomorrow. We won't ask for
text now that would just be weird.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Incidentally, how are your lamb balls and flat bread amazing?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So my wife made this amazing dish flatbread's homemade in
the air with tatziki yogurt stuff on it, lamb pickled
red onions, rocket salad. It was delicious. Yeah, great stuff.
It was one of my favorite meals we've had in ages.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah, you love that.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
How is your soup? I know we hit salmon and
think about that soup. Man, put that in the air fryer.
It'll improve it.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Good idea, man, Yeah, because you found it delicious?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Akeys I did Jason was really really nice, man, Thanks
really good. You don't want to say then.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
The Darkey Big Show week days from four on radio
hod DC.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
There on the radio Holdankey Big Show and with it's
been a show of big announcements. Today Keys, he made
his big announcement that his shoes are too big. What
have you got for us, Mogi?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Well, I've had a new addition to the Mogi family.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
How good.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
It's really good, man, Yes, it's nice when the when
the family grows a little bit another baby around.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Not my baby. I thought you'd got like a gun
new dog or something. Babies are right, Well, there's no
replacing tinker tinker. Yeah, yeah, thanks for bringing.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
That up, man, I'm sorry maybe, but yes, So my
sister in law, who lives down in or tucky about, yes,
fair area.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
You're absolutely right, has this morning had a brand new
baby boy. Oh pretty good. So it's the second child
for them. I know, you and I Jay's we talk
about the pain that we've been through. For example, I've
had kidney stones torrender us pain renders and that went
(39:52):
for about forty nine hours or something like that. As
I you know, sort of went through the hospital system
recurring paint. Don't like banging on about it, kezy, but
we talk about that being more painful than a pregnancy. Yes,
my sister in law was in labor for one hundred
and forty seven hours.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, one hundred and forty seven hours.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Wow, one hundred and forty seven hours, So that twenty
one shy of a week. It's a long time to
be in hospital, man, it is. And the contractions were
just were NonStop. It was just one that it just contracted.
It was just non stop for seventy nine days.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah, wow, six days.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
So it's it's a hell of a thing that they
go through women, and they do it for the continuation
of the human race. So let me just first and foremostykka,
yes to all women, Well, no to all the mothers.
Not a woman, right, that'll be like saying men as well,
So it should only be the mothers, right, Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
And of course, the reason why it took so long
for this young fellow to be born eighteen pound nine ounces.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Wow, is that big? It sounds bad.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
That's big, man, that's pretty bad. That's sort of middling
to beg that's at the appar end.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
That's a ball. Because I have not up to speed
with all the babies and stuff. What's like a standy
nine pounds pounds has to double the average side round about.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
My food born was twenty three pounds.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That was a whipper. That is that is big. It's huge.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
And how long was your wife and labor for that?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Um?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Well, because bub was so big it took forever.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think it was eight days, right, so eight days
and she had, like I love, she had m.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
She had like one big contraction. There was no break
in between, straight of pain of contractions.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah, I mean, and they just shut up and get
on with it.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
There's obviously there's the non stop screaming, yes, and the grunting.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Just to tune that out though, and oh you're just
mostally smoking darries.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, and if you can get on your sort of
your instra and all that sort of thing. But yeah,
so Keyser, you're probably from the age where you probably
know more about the kilos. So eighteen pound nine ounces
it's eight point four to two kilos.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's massive. Big. Wow. That's a bonnie baby boy, it is.
It's a bonnie a bonnie wee boy.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yes, there so, yeah, it takes a lot of fen
so and put it to you this way, they're having
to throw all of the baby clothes out and they're
going straight into four year old's clothes.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh wow, yeah, give it context right, because I'm saying
I'm seeing a pattern with you guys. Is that like,
is it mostly the nose in terms of the weight,
you know? Is that what it was for you guys?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Or is it.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Mike Jason? Does the baby have a massive honkert? Is there?
Why it weighs so much? Let me put it together
this way, The baby's got character.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Actually, Big show with j Smike and Keysy tune in
week dated four on Radio Hodach.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
The Killers there on the Radio Hodarkey Big show this
Wednesday evening. Hey, fellers, have you ever heard the term
crank the hog? Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yeah, I invented it. Why we're using it on the radio? Jays?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Why are we using it on the radio Because we're
giving people the opportunity to crank their hog.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
That doesn't feel like something that we should be doing.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
No, hang on, Magi, I know A you're getting confused
because cranking the hog obviously means doing up your car. Yeah,
your hog cranking it is doing it up.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
Yes, It's one of those things with the meaning of
the phrases change over time.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, because what the actually don't worry about it? Yes,
so we keen to crank your hog thanks to the
new road hog ends in I p A from pan HEREDJS.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Totally we are I p A. You know what that
stands for? Jason? Yes, good, I don't know. Indian palel.
There's a few of them around and it's it's got
a bit more flavoring it Jace.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah, I PAS and it feels like Indian pale ale. Yeah,
should just be one beer, do you mean? Well, it
should be like a just one beer as opposed to
a whole range of beers.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh, a range of I pas like one flavor.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
It's Indian pale ale.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Well it is.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
It's sort of like it's like a coler though, isn't it.
And lots of different colers get made and they've all
got their own attribute.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
So you know what I'm saying, man, Yes, because I
remember when it was when I first started bruin them
and with this is the weird thing about this and
a I p as are the IPA. Yes, it was
first brood in England.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Ah, it's weird.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Do you see what I'm saying. I thought it would
have been India, India that would make sense, and that
was in the seventeen hundreds. If you can believe that, Wow,
it's amazing how these facts. It's unbelievable, isn't it? Because
I've always been a student of beers. Yes, and they
just add What made it distinctive was that they added
(45:03):
extra hops and the ops of hops. Of course they
act as a preservative.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah, And you need a preservative because it's got higher
alcohol content and the beer could survive the long voyage
from England to India.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Let's say India in this example, Jase.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Can I just say I don't see India as a
big beer place.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Well, this is a thing. You might not know this, Jase.
But the British colonized India, that makes more sense. They
were the drinkers of the beer, not so much the
Indian folk buying larger teetotal I don't drink at all.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's crazy because I had a
taste of this road hog ins at Ipa the other day.
Oh yeah, and what I got from it was like
it was like an aggressively hopped sort of molts, bitterly
finished beauty thanging bright tropical tropical tones and zesty floral echoes.
That's what I got.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
From right, yeah, right, okay, and it's available now.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
But is it a session IPA or not so much?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I would session.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
I think it's a special occasion. I pa I read
on it. Yeah, if I read, I mean drinking it responsibly.
But we are keen to crank your hog. If you
want your car to be souped up by the Big
Show and also pan heads, then here to Hadaki dot
co dot. He'd send us a photo of your hog,
tell us about it, and you can win some cash
to put towards making that happen. Getting your hog cranked
(46:21):
by the fowlers. Oh man, how good.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I've got lots of ideas for cranking hogs too, really yeah,
lots of additions I could put on them on the
hog on the hog there, But of paintwork.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah man, some mag wheels, Alison chains, some adis and chains.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
The Hikey Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
The Gorilla's there on the radio, Honankey Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, come get in touch with the feelings, the feelers.
It's a really email address me Petty Nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com. You reach out if you need
advice on anything anything, the Fellers will help. And if
we read your advice question on the radio one hundred
percent anonymous, you instantly get a fifty dollars a Reburger voucher.
This one here comes from anonymous in Dunedin. Oh, I
(47:23):
think I know who that is?
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Really, Yeah, I had a feeling there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Of people down there. Yeah, not that many of them
are anonymous.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, but yeah, there's only a few anonymous people down.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
There, right, get a Fellers. All of my friends are
always traveling overseas, going to amazing countries, and they keep
banging on about what an amazing time they heard, whereas
I'm stuck here in New Zealand like a loser.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah that's from Jays, No it's not.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
It's from anonymous in Dunedan. Unfortunately, my weekly dole payments
can barely pay for rent let alone and overseas holidays. True,
How do I get my friends to shut up about
their holidays or any tips on how to holiday on
a budget? Cheers? That's from anonymous in Dunedin.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, well I got to I've got to meet on
my duld days. Overseas travel was not high on my list.
I didn't even factor in my brain. I managed to
get a few trips, did you Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
not yes. I was just about to say, mm, what
do you do? I would just stay away from your friends. Yeah,
(48:25):
ad buy your bread, yeah, your siggis, buy your case
of wine. When I say case, I mean your cardboard
box of wine, have your daily pie, and just don't
get out.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Of bed, like because my vibe is why don't you
because he wants to travel on a budget.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
No is any advice for traveling on a budget.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Because there are ways to do it, Like, for example,
if you really book and far in advance and like
really scour for deals. Yeah, you could get a flight
to an aim for Southeast Asia. Cambodia is your loos, Yes, Vietnams, Thailands.
And if you get a real cheap flight in the
off season and the rainy season, go over there. Don't
worry about a flight home. It certainly a couple of
grand listen that listen that you can get over there
(49:13):
and back for a hundred thousand bucks.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
Wow, I think just save your money on the doll
just save.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Ten bucks a week and in one hundred weeks that's
two years.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yes, you'll have enough money to get there, spend stay nowhere,
buy no food and not be able to come back.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, but to sick thought would be great. Food's cheap,
Like you have dinner there for two dollars. Yeah, but
you haven't got two dollars.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Well, here's the crazy thing. I mean, I'm as massively
successful radio DJ jockey keys with a huge career behind me,
I still can't afford to go to Europe.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
No, you know what I'm saying, but that But like
his issue is that the dollar isn't enough, His issue
is his friends are banging on about it.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
If he didn't know that it was going on, he
wouldn't be jealous, and that's what he is. Yes, yeah,
and I think you need to get more a mate.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, people that are doing the same shit you are
fu akaya nothing yes yeah yeah stop kick yeah yeah yeah.
No hopers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, odd fish yeah,
odd fish yeah yeah yeah, losers hebgb's yeah, hicky yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
A bit of a goose yeah, an absolute brain yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
I hope that helped.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Or you could try getting into tears.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
I'll tell you what you can tell this fifty dollars
Reburg avout you for a thousand bucks, like Kesy was saying,
you get yourself flight over to one of the Asian countries.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, you do that too anyway, thanks for reaching out anonymous.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Hope that helps the Hiarchy Big show weekdays from four
on Radio hodarking.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Well, there you go, your madid. That's a big show
down and dusted for the day. Now Paksana's back. Does
that mean that were you have a podcast outro e
quip today, Kesy?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yes, we don't.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, yeah, good because while he was away we weren't
able to do that because he had all the fandangle
technology with him.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Because Dilly, who was covering has another job which has
already two other jobs put together into one.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Yes, and then he was doing the night show.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
And yet when we came in today, Dilly was nowhere
to be seen. Yeah, he's exhausted.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
He was having some time off.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Yeah, that's actually good point. Whereas Dilly.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Run down, Well, I'm not surprised the way they were
working him.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah, it was crazy. Here is a clip of today's
podcast outro. It's called wife Recipe. She already if it
was Isaac or Kate or someone in the office, and
I was like, oh, they want your salmon recipe. She'd
be like oh, and instantly she'd be like, but is
it even that good?
Speaker 6 (51:46):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
And then they're gonna if it's bad, they're going to
think of him bad. You know that's already what goes
through her head, right throwing no guys using her as
a joke, really famous, So none of that she was
gonna talk about any of that. She's not even aware
of it.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
That was in reference to me asking Keasy to get
his wife to pass on a recipe of my speaking
of what what are you having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Feelers, I never know it's universal. I can stop asking, concentrated,
that's a good idea, nothing because I ate here. So
last night when I was here, I had a dumpling
soup inside of a sort of a chili black.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Bean that you said it was. I did frozen dumplings,
frozen dumplings and get some quite good ones.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Now, dumplings that I've been rocking have been bloody good.
Straight from frozen, straight into the bottom of a pan.
Is hot pan, no oil, no better right cover them
five minutes bloody beautiful, great stuff, bloody beautiful. Highly recommend Kezy.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
We're having a kimchi fried rice with why are you
going to smirk on your face?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
That's great?
Speaker 3 (52:56):
No, because you're already lining up some sort of wacky
remark not at all. Having kim chief fried rice that's great,
and some chicken thigh thing with it.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Apparently, we're having a Tarrizzo pasta fells the spicy Italian sausage.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
There.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
Spanish should tell.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
You that you have to go to Europe. You're going
to train nast Man.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Now listen, Go and check out the podcast outro and
the highlights of the shape. You miss the show, go
and check out the Instagram till tomorrow. We'll see you
later
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