FULL SHOW: An Above Average Staffy (Feat. David Nyika)

On today's show, Jase discovers a curious courier phenomenon, Mike's teaching his daughter valuable life skills, and Keyzie's spicing up his marriage.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Big show with Jason Hawks, Night Minogue and give a
your mad Barsid's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon,
the twelfth of September twenty twenty four, and you, my
friends are listening to the Big Show brought to you
by night Eay MOGGI U Stallion, Hell's life.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Ga, I'm pretty grassy your mad dog. You're six oun
of a bee? Thursday?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Am I right?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Apparently?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
So?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, year boy, Apparently you hate Thursdays.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, well I always consider Thursday my hump day. Yeah,
because you know, Friday's Friday and you get the Friday vibes,
but Thursday you realize you've still got one more show
before the Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
You like Christmas Eve?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I hate Christmas Eve.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, there you go, because Christmas Eve is like the
Thursday of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It is you know, everyone else used to get really
excited in my family.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Sure I'd be in a who of a mood. You
love killing.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Totally man, I'd ruin it for everyone docking.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
If there was like a parade, you'd rain on.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It if I could, Keysy, if I could. But I
tell you what parade, I'm not going to rain on Geese.
You're looking good man and once again, and this is
what I love about your keys You obviously you take
some time and think about what you're going to wear
in any given day. Today once again a tremendous combination

(01:36):
between your hats and your T shirt. They're white on white,
looking good man, looking good.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Thanks, Jace. I do take some time. I think what
would not look stupid together? Yes and now yes?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, what would not look stupid? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
And then I put this outfit on. I was like,
you know what, that's prett damn good and.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The new development today and this is obviously not an accident.
As you've rolled up your sleeves to give us a
gun shot.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That is a total exo.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I love what you're doing in the gym, Keezy. You
are looking hot, brother, absolutely taking the purse by rolling
up your sleeves and just rubbing it in their faces.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I did not notice i'd done that.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Speak I'm going I'm going to tell you fellers speaking
of clothes, I said to my wife the other day, God,
I've got no shit. You know, all my shirts are
kind of dressy shirts. I just need casual shirts. And
so I arrived home yesterday and she bought me like
five new shirts. Oh, not new, she goes second hand
store shopping. And one of them was like, like an

(02:39):
orange pink cowboy.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Shit, can you please wear that tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I said, please, You're not serious. You cannot honestly
believe that I would wear it. Actually, I thought you
look quite good in that. I will wear it tomorrow. Yes,
so you can. But it looks a bit small. But
it was the most ludicrous shirt I've ever seen in
my life. But having said that, he did that once
for another cowboy shirt for me, and it turned out

(03:02):
to be my favorite shirt for about a year and
a half.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I spoke to her about that. She said it was weird.
She said, she's not buying you cowboys shirts. She's buying
you rodeo clown shirts.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh is that what they are?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah cool? Hey, I tell you what big showy here.
We've got David Nieker coming in again. Oh yeah, he's
got two more sleeps till his big fight. And I'll
be keen to see how he's getting on Mogi plenty
more on the show as well.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Actually, one thing we have to stress keep an ear
out for the Hodarchy twenty five k fiddler. If you
hear a song with some fiddle mixed into it, you
could win one thousand dollars if you call us an
eight hundred Hoducky it could play it anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yea, And I just got that feeling of my testes
as well.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Ah, there we go.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Great the Hedarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
And Keisy Allison. Jane's here on the Radio Darchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time was thirteen minutes past
four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Giddo feels get a mogi. Hey, hey, goot a little
young about my daughter? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Is this a one and a half mogi? No, I
guess it is one and a half. Move My daughter's five.
And as they get older, they get a bit more useful.
Jas don't they sure you're able to ask them to

(04:26):
go and get things? And I mean they still make
more mess. You're still a net loss in terms of
the mess that's made. Always, So I've been asked them
to do things. It's pretty handy. I've been asking my
daughter for probably three years now, she's only five, to
pick up our dog's feces. Yes, she always insisted that
she have a plastic bag, but I tell you that

(04:48):
that's bad for mother nature. Oh do you use a
spade or something? No, not just her hand. And so
she's been reluctant to be fair. But today she came in,
came into my room and she said, Dad, when can
I when can I start picking up Tinker's poos?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Who Tinker? And I said, ah, what do you mean.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
She goes, well, I've learned how to do it with
a bag. I said, oh, yeah, how do you do it?
She goes, well, you put your hand in there, and
then you grab the poo and you don't touch the pool,
and then you pull the bag over the top. I said,
that's that's actually exactly how you do it. But I'm
not sure that you're ready. Sure, you know, I want
to make sure that you're ready to be picking up
dog poos, you know, twice a day for the rest
of your life. I don't want to just give this

(05:29):
job to anybody. I mean, my wife loves doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Bucking imagine and what it's a cherished role.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Isn't it not picking up poos?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so you know, we sort of wait till there's
about seventy five seventy six out there, and then just
do it in one foul swoop, and then the next
week you pick up another seventy five.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Just with your hands. Yeah, okay, just with your hands.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Or her hands. I don't touch them. And anyway, I've
said to her, what, we'll put you on a month trial.
We'll give you thirty days, but if you stuff this
up at all, then your mum gets the job back
and that's the end of it. So yeah, we're sort
of we've hired her in that role, and I guess
the trick there is I've made her think that it
is a great role to have and something she should cherish.

(06:10):
Does she get paid well, she does, men. She gets
free room and board, free education, free healthcare. She's got
a pretty sweet gig. Actually she does very little around
the house. But there must have been some tricks that
you had, Jays. I mean, you've had four daughters in
your life. I'm very young, as there must be so
much more to learn, and the listeners out there will

(06:31):
be able to help us on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's really interesting just from my perspective in terms of,
you know, your kids do as they grow old and
become more useful. And what I found was really good
is I basically turned them into my servants. Yes, so
you know they would I'd get them to make me toast,
for example, or coffee and stuff like that. And like

(06:56):
my daughter would makebe some toast and you bring it
over and it'll be disgusting, but I'd eat it and
go that is the best toast I've ever eating, right,
that is. And if you give them a bit of encouragement,
you know they'll keep doing that sort of stuff for you,
cleaning your clothes, making your bed, doing the vacuuming. That
is the cleanest floor I have ever seen.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hang on, you guys, tell me that I'm really good
at delivering Edmund on the show. Yeah, that's not the
same thing, is it. You're not just saying that you are?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You are any really did it?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah? No one could denoy that.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, keep an ear out for the twenty five k
Fiddler by the way.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yes, And as long as you give them that encouragement
and you set it up like you have set it up,
which is, this is a big responsibility and I'm taking
a bit of a risk getting it to you, you know,
I mean they'll fly into it, no question.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
The only one I remember that was my dad used
to always put me in charge of going and getting
beers from the fridge.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right, that's another good one. And what he said, you're
in charge of that.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, he said, go get me a beer because there
was something about opening the beer right with the bottle opener.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, quite a big deal. Yeah, and that used to
be my job. You're in charge of that, and yeah,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yes, I don't mind opening a beer, though I would
have given you something else to do, all right.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's good that they go and fetch it for you.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes, yeah, that was the fit Chune's good.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
The whole content behind the coffees and the and the
toast and stuff is I didn't have to get out
of bed. Actually, can you get me a coffee, some
toast and a beer please?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
At your house too.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Your daughter wouldn't have had to worry about picking up
dog poops because they're just all on your beard, don't they.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's true generally speaking.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
The main problem was all the duck shit.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, is that still in your lounge by the way, Yeah,
I just left it there.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Let us know what you think on three four eight three.
If you give your job, your kids, any jobs. Yeah,
and by texting three you can win yourself fifty on
a night and day.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
About you beautiful.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's fat Boys and them the.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Urdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Kisy definiteip it there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Fellas, are you scared of dogs? Like big dogs? Now
you're not, Mike, You're not.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I have been.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, so they can be terrified. I've been faced down
by a rock wheeler once. It was a good time.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Oh god. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
So I've had a fierce share of like not runnings,
but scary dogs barking at you. But they're behind a fence.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Or they.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
As I've previously stated, when I went for Greenpeace, going
door to door and quite a few confrontations with dogs
walking into people's properties. Yeah, not a good time.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
It's scary.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
So today I went for a rune little three and
a half k around the block there and it's usually
a three k run, but I uped at three and
a half by going to this park and doing a
lap of the park and then coming out and continuing
on the route. When I was at the park running
great route, really good route. I'd love to take you

(09:52):
guys on it. Sometime while I was at the park,
there was a guy and like a big jacket thing
and trench coat ext just go through like a jacket, yeah, Mike.
And he was walking and I could tell he had
like a pit with him. And then as I got close.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
To a bird, because that's freaky when that edmoned. Now
you see someone out in the world with a bird
on his shoulder. Once saw a dude with a little
magpie and a leash. That freaked me out.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Buddy, birds, it wasn't a bird, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
So as I was getting close, probably like maybe thirty
meters away for him, this guy turns around. He's got
a huge staffy. Right, Honestly, I've never seen a staffy
this big. And I'm like, oh, wow, that's a terrifying
looking you know, staffy.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Sure, And then as I get close, I reckon, you
could have taken it. You are the staffy. Yeah, it
was a massive Staffy, but you reckon you could have
handled it?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
No, I don't know if I could have.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
It was the probably the biggest Staffy i've like, genior.
I thought Staffie's were a certain size, you know what
I mean? Yes, and then you see this one and
it's holy helmet.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I've seen I've seen a lot of Staffi's. Yeah, and
you know they very in size. To be honest with
your keysy, they're not.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Not.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
All Staffy's are big.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Well, that's and that was the thing was I thought
I had an idea of what what size as staffy
genuinely generally is sure? Sure, and then this guy turns around.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
He's just got the biggest Staffy you've ever seen, right,
and it's and then I realized it's not even on
a leash. What's just huh?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
What color was it? Ah?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It had it was kind of like a light brown.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Oh yeah, and it usually when they're that, when they're
that big, they're usually black.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
No, I've not known.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy what's all civil about?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Why you were.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
So true?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Man? Guns Roses there on the radio Hodanche Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two. Hey
guess everyone, Would you rather? Is back? This is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
It is back. The first time we did would you rather?
You had to choose whether you wanted to go and
spend a dream weekend at Bathurst flights accommodation, four nights
on the mountain watching the old Supercars or the NRL
Grand Final. Yes, that was obviously excellent. We've got another.
Would you rather? This one at a left field? It's
not a major sporting event. It is a major sporting

(12:31):
experience for.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
You, sure right.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Thanks to Halle trans Helicopters, we're giving away an experience
for you and three of your mates. Yeah mate, that's right, Yeah,
that's four Jason. Would you rather go Halle Fishing?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Would I rather?

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Would you rather go Halle Fishing at Great Barrier Island
or Halle Golf at Moody Why Golf Links.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So you can either fly to.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
One of the best spots for catching snapper ca Hawaiian
kingfish and the Hodacky golf straight off the rocks on
the Great Barrier Island. All the gear, top quality reels, rods,
tackle bait and bags bring the big one home for
dins or play the game of golf as nature intended,
choppering and smash eighteen holes on Awkwland's west coast, Muddy
White Golf Links, helicopter flights, green fees, golf carts, three

(13:20):
round of beers and burgers as well.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
That's a tough feet.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
That's a tricky one.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
They're my two little I mean, I haven't got back
to the golf yet, but I bought my class.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
For twenty years.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I bought my clubs. I love my fishing. Oh that's
a tough one.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
How about you, Kezy, what are you going for men?
No brainer for you, Isn't.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
It no brainer for me? Mike?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Helicopters helicopters now apparently, so I'll probably get my mates
to helicopter the air and then I'll meet them at
the Moody White Golf Links. Because I don't like seafood,
I think I would agree with you. Yeah, even though
I am terrible at golf and I haven't played for
a long time, that's sounds good to me.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Golf, the golf carts, the beers, the burgers good stuff.
I'm not a fan of fishing.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I think I made my decision. I'll go fishing, thanks Keezy. Okay,
well if you win. Yeah, if I won't invite me,
I will pack son, he'll come with me. He'll come fishing.
Loves a sushi.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You need to find she'd like to be good at fishing, though,
maybe I will come.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
At least golf Nothing like a big fish on the
end of your rod deck mogi.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
At least with golf you can control it, you know,
like you get to play golf, but you don't know
if you're going to catch a fish.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
But that's a beauty of fishing keysy is it? And
the great barrier and killing fish the great barrier, beautiful,
beautiful spot. So you and.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Carrier.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yes, you get to take home, you know, potentially some fish,
some snaper, maybe a KINGI who knows for maybe nothing,
maybe nothing you can give it a take or maybe nothing.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
That's right. So this is going to be starting Monday,
all right.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
You just listen for the sound of the chopper and
then you call O eight hundred Hodarchy yourself in the draw.
That's one hell of a giveaway the golf course one
that is just right up my alley. Yeah, obviously I'm
scared of helicopters though, so I'll just meet them there.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, speaking of golf next week A keazy yeah, we'll
play next week mate, we'll have my first round. See
how we go?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Mate, Pugson mog you might even come and we'll film
the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Has pat Son got got?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I actually need to ask if he wants to be
my caddy?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
How are you coming up? After five? David yukers in?
Is he too sleeps until his big fight? That's bloody exciting,
isn't it? Fellas very the.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on radio hod.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Ike, Welcome back your messive backbones. Great to have your
company this Tuesday night. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Day.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
This cricket test being has been an absolute disaster.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
It's an all timer, isn't It's a debacle rainy season
in India, not.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
That I'm aware of, not that you're aware of. Sure,
I'll good, but you.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Know I couldn't tell you definitively.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
No, no, but I agree with you that it is
a shambles and it's a it's a bloody shame. It's
an outrage if Ghanistan will be up to see. Obviously,
it means a lot more to Afghanisian than it does
to us because they don't get an opportunity to play many.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Tests monsoon season June to September.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, that's now, that's now, yes, I think that's now, Jason.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
And it was a ground that's never been used before, right,
it has been used before, but it is very new
for the under eight Yeah, yeah, underwater hockey.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Right is that what it was used for? Yeah? Great stuff? Hey,
coming up around half ass five Connie check for you.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Really looking forward to really because I thought David Yuka
was in at half us five.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
But sorry before David Nieker. She is a fun filled
five o'clock to sick the clock out.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Pugs is in there getting his notes ready for Connie chat,
so I can't wait for that to happen. Also, don't
forget to keep an air up for the twenty five
k fiddler. It could strike at any moment. If you
hear a song with some fiddle mixed into it, call
us on eight hundred, Hodarky call a number one hundred
gets one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Good man, it's getting some chune a bit of wheezer. Yeah,
the Darchy.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisey.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Sounds like they've struck again.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
The radio Hodichy twenty five Grand Fiddler.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yes, indeed, calling number one one hundred just today and
tomorrow to go for the old. It's been a roaring
success as always. That's right.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
If you know what the fiddler is, you may have
noticed some fiddle in the middle of mister Brightside there.
If you hear that, you call us O eight hundred Hodarky,
call the number one hundred, get some cash.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Gooday Matt from Donna's house? Live good mate? Hell you yeah,
not too bad, thanks Matt, But sadly you're calling number
ninety eight. Damn it. Try again, Matt, Try tomorrow, get
a lucky health life a good thanks, oh mate, Call
a number ninety nine. Bugger, sorry man, get a get

(18:14):
a stew from Donner's. How you're going fellows on? Good?

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Not as good as you stew because you have just
won a thousand dollars of you.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Oh how good is that, stew man? How good is that?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
I love a love a fiddle, God, I love a fiddle.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Good tell me Sue, what do you do for a
crast mate on the ground room?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, backbone.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
What's he going to do tomorrow, Magie.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Oh, he's going to.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Walk into his he's going to walk into his boss's office.
He's going to look up Ded in the iron. He's
going to tell him to stick it with the sun,
don't shine because he's rich now, Jason, Yeah, and even
though he's probably got a passion for being a groundsman.
And I'm assuming what kind of grounds we talk about?
Grandet cricket rounds school ground, school ground better?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, even better?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I mean yeah, Actually, what I'd do, man, is I'd
walk into school assembly. I'd get up on the stage,
I look all those kids in the eyes, and I'd
tell him to stick it with a Sunday shine.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, good stuff. How you enjoy that? A thousand dollars?
And I'll chuck you over to hugs an in studio.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I seem like a lovely chat like a backbone, if
you don't mind.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I used to daydream about what happened to see you're
pulling a face making now you're looking over my sho.
I used to day job, you know. I used to
think of like what would be my ideal job. This
is when I was in my sort of mid to
late teens. Yeah, postman, because I was going through a
James K. Baxter phase and he was a postman for

(19:54):
a long time ago. He's a poet. And then I
thought something like a groundsman would be quite good. Just
tooting along and your little buggies there and.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Your tracky tuning along in a buggy. Yeah, joined a
bit of what is it buggy?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
It was tooting along like four wheel drive, yeah, yeah,
track or a little track, just flexing stuff. Got your
incinerator there, got your tool about on and.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, get in trouble. The principal for swearing in front
of the kids.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, haven't going to your ship? Having a quiet at
the end of a hard day's yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Or sort of around about breakfast, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Starting the day off for quiet.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Responsibly of course.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yes, surely tomorrow being the last day of the Fiddler,
surely it had strike tomorrow, right.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Surely when what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
What do you mean tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm just saying, surely the Fiddler will happen tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
But it's the last to have the Fiddler happens every day,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Is that what happens.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yes, yeah, what have you not heard about this?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Keezy? Is it every day?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Hey, Jason, maybe you should take over the captain Edmund
roll look?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah thanks?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh yes, he's slipping here.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah I'm saying is surely there'll be a fiddler on
tomorrow's show and you should listen.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Right well, obviously there will be.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Something, obviously, I'm just I'm saying, yeah, people should tune in.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Okay, I don't know why you're talking weird. People are
going to tune anyway.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
They love it.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's just taking a random twist, isn't it this conversation talk.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
About you tooting on your buggy again?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Jas He's a black seven the Hodarking Bing Show podcast blank.
He's there on the Radio hod Arky Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past five.
What's the song called, Jose, I'm a Lonely Boy?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh yeah, just because you were yelling out singing really loudly,
I'm a lovely boy.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Which is just you are. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's just quite weird. It's pretty hot, I thought, thanks man.
Oh now I've got to tell you about this one fellas.
I wasn't going to tell you. I wasn't going to
tell you, but I will. I've started having actually really
good sleeps. Great, I've got a question for you, Joses
as a sleep chat I don't know yet.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It's sleep chat.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
With Jason that's hot.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
So I've started having really good sleeps and I don't
know what. Nothing's changed. I'll tell you what I know.
I tell her what has changed as I've stopped taking
those mushroom pills that my wife brought for me to
make my sleep better. And she's fuming about that that
my sleep's got on better now that I've stopped the
mushy pil She wants those to be the cure, but
they're not. So anyway, I'm sleeping, I am sleeping really well.

(22:39):
If I wake up, I go back to sleep really easy.
I don't really need to go to the toilet what
I'm faced with, because nothing ever stays good forever, does it,
or even a week. The birds at our place now,
and when I say our place, I mean and the
trees outside.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
We make them sleep outside.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Fair enough and fair enough.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Otherwise they now wake up up at four am and
start chittering and chattering. There's one there that's got a
real out of it, yarn on them, and it's an
annoying year And I know it's annoying for everyone because
he's the only one doing it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I can't I.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Can't even really good impression like that, right, But nobody
replies to him. Everyone's like igrever, I.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Don't say it's all kezy, the weird bird with the
weird nasal sort of crowd.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I thought they had beaks. I don't know they had noses.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Anyway, makes a racket man, and I can't get back
to sleep, so.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
The one thing that I'm grateful for is that Daylight
Savings is coming up. Yes, so soon it'll be waking
They'll be waking me up at five o'clock. But I
do sort of feel like they're taking the piss.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Interesting. Actually, we were walking back to the car parklast night,
weren't we keezy, and the birds and the trees had
just gone absolutely mental.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
No, I certainly wasn't doing my trim of a bird.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Call, and four o'clock is pretty extreme. It is enough
I had. I woke up at four this morning, not
because of the birds, though, I had a really weird
dream with you and me and Kezy and a threesome.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Oh yeah, oh a threesome?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Did you say yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
No, I think the other one's.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah. It was pretty It was pretty freaky sort of.
I don't want to focus on it too much. Just
just say old Kezy was keen?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Was here you start that?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
We turned Maggie's bird chair into a threesome chair, and.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Then old Key was really keen.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
The young buck come on kill film.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's how I think we could leave it there. David
Yick is the next.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh indeed the food fighters there on the radio. Hoedarchy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon, and we've got our special
guest back in the studio with us, the one and
only David Nica. How you're going, Champ good Man?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
I felt like part of the furniture. Yeah, I feel
like I need a job, totally not getting paid for this.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Right, Yeah, I reckon we all should.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
David actually turned up a bit early today and we
were having a chat. You're you're having a WII I
think Mogi. He lift it up as his shirt there
to show where he'd been punched by another radio host
talk about abs mates. I mean, Mogi over here, David,
he is he is the big show, Hi, Candy, But
he's got nothing on you. Man, You're in great shape.

(25:58):
How are you feeling? Got a mustache too, he's at
his wife hates it?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
She does, she loaths it. What do I do about that? David?
Any marriage advice?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Brother? Going going?

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Exactly right. She's really putting the pressure on me now though,
and we should talk about this. She is.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
She's like now every time she kisses me, which is
so much. We've been together ten years. She's always kissing me, David.
She sort of makes a thing like, look, I'd love to,
but you've got a mustache. I know what will happen
is I'll shave it and then she won't be interested anyway,
you know what.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
I mean, don't even recognize you anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Exactly Hey, David, two sleeps away. How are you feeling, man,
because you're looking in great shape. How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
It's been a busy, busy last seven days doing the
media rounds. Yeah, this is my third or fourth time
on the show since I've been here.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Sure, but I'm good.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
I've been managing my energy levels. I've been sleeping really well.
My girlfriend's just come over yesterday, so it's good to
catch up.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Thing, David, is it distracted?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Not distract don't think.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
No, no, no, no, it's no. It's like I found
I found perfect peace. I had my perfect little ecosystem
in my hotel room and now we've got two suitcases,
two exploding suitcases.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Can I ask on that? On personal level? How does
your girlfriend feel about you being a fighter? Don't want
to What are you getting punched in the face when
you're getting hurt?

Speaker 6 (27:29):
She's grown up around us.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, her dad is my coach. Go, yeah, yeah, that's convenient. Yes, yeah,
so sore.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
They're a big fighting family based out of Queensland. Her
grandfather was known as the Iceman.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
One of the hardest years.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I decked him once, Dave, quick question, Man, how does
it feel because when I first started the media, it
was Joseph Parker coming through the ranks, doing all the
media conferences, wheel and out, talking to all the radio
hosts and stuff. You've been doing sort of the you know,

(28:06):
Olympics and Commonwealth Games. Now you're big time boxing. How
what's what's the change been, like you know what I
mean now that it's like showtime stuff.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Yeah, I know you mean, it's I'm just getting more
familiar with you guys.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's easier. I feel like we can just we can
just chat.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
That must be a difficult thing though, because you're in
it to fight. You want to concentrate on that. But
the nature of the Beast is that you have to sell.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
You have to sell, and you sort.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Of you've got an opportunity and had an opportunity to
sort of see it from the beast with Tyson Fury,
who I think has really changed the face of boxing.
Before him, people were over heavyweight boxing and when he
came back, now the spotlight has really gone back on boxing.
Has it been your experience of him because you've been
in training camps and all sorts of stuff with him.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, it's I think, I think where he thrives as
he's authentic, Like I've never felt like such a fraud
when I was having just like a sit down in
a chat with him in his living room, like he
just made me feel like I had to second guess
everything I said because I felt like I felt under pressure.
You know, he's the most authentic, dude, deliver me. Everything

(29:08):
he says is off the cuff, and what you see
on social media, what you see like live on TV
is exactly who he is, you know. Yeah, he's yeah,
very very genuine.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Well, that's like our show is quite authentic, isn't it, Fellas.
That's like a big sort of pillar of our show
is being very authentic totes man. But you gone from
the real, pure version of the sport, right, so now
it is that more commercialized style. Which one do you
enjoy more? Do you enjoy just focusing on the fighting
or do you like being part of the show.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
I think I think I'm starting to enjoy the show,
but more obviously, like I said, be more familiar with
people in the media is really important. But also being
able to channel your own energy and tell your own story.
I feel that you get better at that with more
experience and you're.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
An actual mate. Don't worry about it, because I found
something interesting you were saying out in the office here.
This is kind of the first time you've been in
the main fight, you know what I mean? That you
everyone's come to see you a bit more pressure in that.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, yeah, I get like a little butterfly when when
you say say something like that, because I'm like, oh, yeah,
that is a big deal. But I kind of put
my blinkers on when I have to. I've made the
mistake in the past of believing my own hype.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Yeah, don't don't listen. Don't rely on anyone else to
tell you how good you are. Because the reason I'm
as good as I am, and I'll prove that to
you guys, is because I work really, really hard in
the gym, that's right. And I've got a good team
around me. I've got the likes of Manuka Doctor powering me.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Now, I've got We've got, We've got.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
We've got to zone our global broadcaster.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, we've got.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Everything we need to take this to the next level.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
And is there just one last one before we go
to a sosng jase? Is there is there a difference
in being the main card At the end of the day,
You're still just coming out and having a fight. It
could be the first fight or the last fight. Do
you even care exactly?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Yeah, well I shouldn't care, should I say? Whoever's in
front of me, I'm gonna have to deal to so
smack mister Tommy Tommy carp and see he's coming in tonight.
We've got to do a like gloves off, face off
thing tonight, which is going to be super awkward. He's
going to be like, but no, Yeah, at the end
of the day, I've got a deckham and I've got
a look good doing it. So yeah, I'm looking forward

(31:16):
to seeing you guys in the crowd come Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
We'll let's get back to it.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
We'll go to tune the Huriching Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yes, punk there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. We've got boxer David Nieka in the studio
with us. We actually previously mentioned Joseph Parker. I don't
know how much you have to do with him, a
fair amount. I imagine his story has been quite an
interesting one, isn't it, Because it's been quite inspirational. I'll

(31:43):
be honest with you. I thought for a while there
he was kind of done and dusted, but he's come
back stronger than ever and he's looking good. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
I think he's found a real resurgence in his boxing,
and I think a lot of it comes down to
his strength and conditioners slash nutritionist George Lockhart.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes, he's can completely.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Changed the way Joe trains, eats, sleeps, everything. So it's
really really cool to see him thriving again for me
to be able to piggyback on the back of his momentum.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I was absolutely shocked by him having an interview recently
where he was saying that he was in his prime
as a box so this is this century and he
had no idea that nutrition was important. He was eating
McDonald's and KFC and doing nothing with nutrition. How bad
were the people around him that he didn't have that information.
That is such a waste of talent because it's it's

(32:32):
such a huge part of it.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
For me, that's actually been a little bit of a
crux at times because I have really good genetics. You know,
my my dad was like pretty heavy on the drink
for a long time and actually looked great, looked great,
and you know, he started having like adverse like health
problems and when he got healthy. You should see him today, man,

(32:56):
you should honestly see a beast. Oh, he's an absolute monster.
He had his third and last fight after I started boxing,
but he had a corporate fight at twenty twenty might
have been twenty twenty, but was an absolute months. He
for guy younger than me, he's fifty, he's fifty four
years old today, but an absolute rig.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, just on nutrition.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Mike recently realized that after a month and a half
of doing a training plan, he hadn't eaten a single
vegetable and he actually had scurvy.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
You're kidding, do you kidding? He is kidding.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
The concern was that I had scurvy, but I was
all I was doing because I was bulking. I was
like just looking at the calories. So I was going
three thousand calories and I was like, what's the best
way to get there? And I was I was like, man,
I should be feeling good. I was like six eight weeks.
Then I was like, I'm baggered. And I had a
look at my wife said, you haven't eaten any vegetables
for over a month, as that year that could be it,

(33:49):
and I feel brand new now it's vegetables back, and yeah, yeah,
you eat lots.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I do.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
I do, But like, it's funny funny say that because
I could eat whatever I want and still look great.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
But you just feel terrible.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
You feel terrible and like, yep, my my diet has
changed a lot of the I go a little bit
more high fat, high protein, lots of veggies, a lot
of a lot of manuca honey as well.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, Actually on Saturday night, you've got a good card man,
she's a ripper.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Jason and I are going to be there. We're going
to be on a table.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
We're a little bit concerned that you're not scheduled to
come out unto eleven o'clock because that's an hour and
a half past both of our bedtime.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
At the earliest, he said, the earliest.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Is that right at the earliest?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yes, correct, correct, it's a late man. We'll be massively steamed.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Yeah, probably responsibly.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, as long as you guys can remember what happened.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, Well, what pushes out the time because it's not
broadcast in the traditional sense, like it's not on Sky,
so they don't have to make times. Is it just
one of those things where because U is really good,
like somebody gets knocked out and they just bring out
the next bloke, as it still have those same gaps
in between fights, regardless of how many rounds the last
one's got.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I think there's a pretty it's a pretty big card.
Like you said that, there's there's four heavyweight.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Belts we've got.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
I think there's nine belts on the card. They're all
going to be super entertaining.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I can't really tell.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
I guess it's a Saturday night. People are meant to
be staying out after their bedtime. Sure, you guys would
be having a few a few beverages, so I know
my friends will be absolutely esteemed by the time.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
You guys just have to be social on a set
defour once it's fine, Dave, one last thing before you
let you go, mate.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
You mentioned earlier that you've got chickens. Yes, I had.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I had chickens for about four years there, and they
were just the most loveliest things to have around, best pets.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
That they are the best pets, the best companions. I
probably talked to five or six people a day, including
my chickens. You know I have such a quiet, simple
life now, and that they are the easiest, most rewarding
pets you could you could own. Have you ever hypnotized
one that's I actually want to I want to learn
how it's funny.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I'll tell you to do it.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
After they do. They do tend to ship everywhere they do.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
But that's fine, that's part of you know. And it's
like your duck Jose that lives had attack at my lounge.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yes, and he did big poos in my lounge and
freaked out that day.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Probably keeps them in the check in.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Here all the best of Saturday night. You're gonna go, well,
I'm predicting fourth round and Mogi and I and whoever
joins us on the backbone table looking forward to it.
Man go well, stay safe, cheers, guys, appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
If you want to watch David Yuka's fight, it's going
to be live on dessign d a z in dot com.
It's presented by Manuka Doctor and it's going to be
this Saturday night, the whole.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
A big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Simple minds here on the radio. Holdankee big show this
Thursday evening. Gun he isn't great. What a lovely guy
he is? Yeah, really genuinely like backs himself, backs himself clearly,
David Nika and why wouldn't you but very humble with it.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, I mean we're basing it on what kind of
a guy is I like him. I haven't seen a
lot of his fights. He seemed to have done well.
He's got a couple of medals at the Commonwealth Games
and the Olympics as well, a couple of silvers and
a bronze, or a couple of golds and a bronze.
But I'll be interested to see him fight.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Man.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah, it's it's terrible, isn't it, because then you meet
these people and you're like, I hope he doesn't get
punched in. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, that's the other side of the coin, of course.
That's the rescue you take in the ring. You could
get smacked on.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yes, it can be one punch. Well, one punch, they
used to call me. Yeah, that's right, because I knock
people out.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I thought you thought you'd throw a punch or something.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, that was that.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
They came out with it, because I'd throw one punches
and then the fight was over.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah that's embarrassing man. Yeah good, But hey, if you
want to go and watch.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
There's something in my hair's got grease in there around
Oh my god, it's here.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Does nothing, It's just a cheap swatch swear something.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Something crawling in my hair. There? What are you saying
after sixty keys?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Oh no, I was just saying, if you want to
go and watch the fight, we're going to be drawing
this tomorrow. If you want to watch it on the
table with old Hoidy, j and Mogi and Pugsun will
be there as well. Text fight right now to three
four eight three, or you can watch it live on
desone dot com d az dot. We're not going to
be happier, just so you know, we're on that table.
The latter it gets, the more unhapy we're going to
be sure.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Can I say that I'm reassured by the fact that
Kesy said it's a great night, and I am in
very much looking forward to it and anticipating a great night.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
It's just a a late night, a late night with
free food and drinks. Hey, coming up after six fellas.
My wife accused me of something horrendous today.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Ma ma waa. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I can welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting
through Thursday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show brought
you by night. Hey, you know. Listen, go and check
out our Instagram account. I believe punk Soun's about to
release a new video and it's an absolute doozy. Also,
if you like to browse YouTube, he's going to release

(39:11):
one later on tonight on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
It already browsed. You can browse for it. You can browse.
He doesn't release it, he uploads it.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
He uploads it reas he's releasing.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
A dollop of content onto YouTube.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
He's got to release it to upload it, and he
does mean otherwise will be captured.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
And yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Know what he's like, he's always releasing in front of
a computer. But yeah, so that's yesterday's outro. The menage
tare special.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, so worth checking out. Although today's outro is pretty
damn good as well, which comes out at seven thirty tonight.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Just search Hoducky Big Show.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
We've got your podcast for He's a little snippet entitled shorts.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
So we have to hide all of our filthy washing
and the laundry there and had to pull it all out.
And then I found some shorts and they were of
course they were wet. And then I went to the
gym today and without a word of a light. They
were soaking wet, so I wore soaking wet shorts to
the gym, and as they dried over the course of
the workout, they were reeking, what kind of a scum

(40:15):
bag am I?

Speaker 6 (40:17):
You know?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And and your propensity to sort of lean on machines
while woman and you're working out on them, you know,
and your stinky pants.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Are short, gross, just reeking.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
It was like it grows me out. It's not good.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You know that it's bad when it growses you out.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, oh my god, are they still in your bag?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
They're in my bag. Yeah, but I had another shower
in them, so I sort of washed out them.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Are you coming up a bit of a blowout between
old geeziness wife a blowout?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
There's no, that's not true that he needs to talk
to us. She just accused me of something. I just
want to get your guys point of view on the man.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, yeah, sure, man. You know that we'll support you,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
The Whodiking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Clean to the Stone Age here on the radio Hoedankee
Big Show this Thursday night and the Old Keesy got
a bit of marital strife talk us Suart Kesey.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
It's not marital strife. I just thought the old ball
and chain you call her?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
How is she?

Speaker 5 (41:26):
My wife is excellent and she hates it when other
people referred to her as the old ball and chain.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I know it's okay when you do yeah, which I
always do.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
My wife, No, my wife and so used today obviously
wasn't the day before.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I can't remember. The big Dave Grohl news came out yesterday.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah, and I left my wedding ring. I did the dishes,
and I take my wedding ring off so it doesn't
get all dry and yucky under there. Well, it gets
all the soap from the dishwashing liquid gets trapped under
there and dries out my skin. Why is that funny?
It's not a sensitive skin thing. It's just science. Okay, Well,

(42:06):
I'm going to support an exchange. I've got some advice
around that though. Okay, sometimes I wear gloves. So anyway,
I took the winner stop shaking you here. I took
the winning ring off and I put it on the
window still, and I did the dishes, and then I
didn't put it back on. And then the next morning
I went to work the Dave Gorole News came out
and my wife was like, oh, see this about Dave

(42:27):
Grohl and I was like, yeah, that's not that's not good.
She's like, why do you leave your wedding ring at
home today? And she said, are you trying to be
like Dave Grohl? And I was like, yeah, I'm trying
to father another child outside of our relationship because one
of my rock heroes has done it, and I've left
my wedding ring at home in order to sort of
get that process started.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Well, you were on the rise, geezie. You know, you're
a rising star in the media world and the radio world,
now in the television world, and then I've worked in
TV for so long. But that was loath Mike.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
That is one hundred percent correct, And and I wish
I had known that.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
It would not you know, it would be I could
understand that you you're strutting around the place a bit
cocker hoop, cocker hoop. Thank you that you're the big man,
and you've got a bit of swing, and you're swinging
my way, swinging and around, and you got that big
dick energy, you know.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
So I get that she feels that way, and she's.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Getting insecure Yeah, really, because, well.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
You guys have been together, and you know, you got
together very young. You've been twelve years, thirteen years you've
been together, so most of the time you've just been
a complete loser. And now you're getting some wins, right, Yeah,
and now you're getting your confidence up, and she's thinking
to herself, am I going to be able.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
To keep them? Which is a fair question.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
You're going to start thinking to yourself, Man, if I
got her when I was a loser, what kind of
a woman could I get now that I'm a winner.
That's a really good point, Mike. I've never thought about
it like that. Well, you have been thinking about it
a lot. Yeah, that's true. I have Actually, what do
you guys reckon? What do you guys think I should do?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Well, I just I've noticed that you have a bit
of a swagger when you walk into the office.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Now you know, I've started incorporating there.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Your eyes tend to wander a lot more than they
used to when we're doing the show, and you get
distracted very easily.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
And yeah, you know, because you guys are like my
role models, and I see you guys doing it a lot, right,
So I'm like, this is what big time radio DJs do.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Sure, sure, but it's a tricky time. It's a tricky time.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Let me let me put it this way. I'm expecting
a call from her tonight in tears.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Sweet, do you reckon a fear or break up? Or
you don't want to break up?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Right, so we stay together because there'll be a lot
of edmund Right, So I should just have an a fear.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Ah, I wouldn't have an a fear, but I can
see what you would.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, because I'm on the rise. That's right. Yeah, it's tricky.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
It is tricky, but then troublers, casey, people tend to talk. Yeah,
people tend to.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Talk, right, So word will get out.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Word is likely to get out, Okay, and I love
making well yeah yeah right, So I shouldn't have an
a fear for that reason and that reason alone. Okay,
that's yeah, that's good advice. I won't do it because
I don't want word to get out.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
The Hlaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy MGMT.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
There on the radio, Holdaky Big Show this Thursday night.
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Oh yeah, actually, that's actually my favorite one we've ever done.
I watched Seinfeld last night. Oh no, don't know into
a play. What am I talking about? Yeah, man, I
went to a play. God, Oh, I went and saw
a play. It's a one woman show. It's at that

(46:00):
Sorry God, sorry for everybody outside of Auckland because you
won't be able to go to it. Sold out tonight.
But it's at the tiny theater in Westmere at Garnett Station.
I don't know what that is that's in there as well,
but it is. It's called Me My Mother and Susie
Cato and the actress there, who is Flora Targigan.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
She's a madame madam and she plays essentially her teenage
self back in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Her father is building.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
A bunker because of Y two K, and she's got
you know, she's a teenager at school, first boyfriend, all
that sort of stuff. Really really funny, touching. Absolutely loved it.
And you know what it's like jas when you head
along to something you're like, oh God.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yes, especially one people show.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Oh I know, it's such a huge thing to do
because it's an hour long. She was playing maybe seven
different characters. Small theater said about forty people and to
have to go through. Oh man, it's a lot of
weight on your shoulders. It is, you know, like for me,
it freaks me out really really good. Recommend you absolutely

(47:07):
go along tonight. It sold out. It's on Friday and
Saturday night. Tickets are twenty backs. I twenty five backs.
Nice get along. I went and it was weird. It
was like thirty five women and five men. I think
that because it was called Susie Cato that encourages women
to go along. Right, But all you ladies out there

(47:28):
take take your partners. That men all love it as well, right.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Good sun to it. I watched The Old Man again
last night. It's getting a bit more convoluted TV. No,
it's not falling apart. But I'm going to go and
revise my review again from five fuzzies to four and
a half buzzies. But then my wife and I were
playing a game of scrabble and we it was a
horrific game and the letters I was getting were.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Just display this isn't scrabble check jokes.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
But listen, we had one half of the of the
board and we couldn't get over the other side, and
so we just flag this. You went, yeah, okay, and
she was giving me a hiding as well.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, it wouldn't have helped. You want to keep on
going if you're leading by one fifty, wouldn't you?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah? I probably would have carried on the that scenario.
What did you watch, keyzy?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I last night? My wife was working till nine point
thirty on her laptop.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Wow, she was.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Having to watch focus groups or something for how do
I get one of those jobs? By the way, it
was tedos. Now you don't want to trust me. But
while she was doing that, I was waiting because we
were going to watch Celebrity Trees or Island together.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
It finished a bit too late.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
She starts early such as I have to go to bed,
and I was like, fine, we'll watch that episode tomorrow
aka tonight. However, I forgot everywhere just blasts up spoilers
all over Facebook and Instagram. I didn't see any The
Heralds spin off Stuffy, and they have a photo of
the person who was eliminated every single time, and I
recall how annoying it was. Unless you watch it on
the night, you are going to get spoilers, right, super annoying.

(48:52):
Oh god, so I'll probably watched that tonight, although almost
likely No, yeah, I do know who. Yeah, and most
likely tonight they'll be watching Game of two halves of
eight thirty on Sky Sports. Oh yeah, of course, yes, yeah,
Old Keysy in it. I hear he's pretty good. Oh yeah,
are you guys excited to watch it?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I'm not excited for anything? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
It's like, will you watch it? I'm certainly plenty to sweet,
certainly plenty to. I'm going to sit my alarm at
because I will forget Jace. You're my agent. Surely you'd
be watching it, Jace. Jace, you're literally my agent. You
literally have to be across everything I'm doing. Surely you'll
watch it, Jace. That's a Chune.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yes, indeed, welcome back to the hod Achy Big Show. Now,
if you love Green Days, I didn't want to give.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
It two Green Day songs today, that's right.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I thought we'd got through that phase, but obviously we're
going back to Green Day. Hey not listen if you
and speaking of Green Day, they love the that's don't they?
Feelers tats the band members are covered in tats, and
if you love your tats, listen up to this little douze.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Don't throw it to me like that.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
This isn't a little doozy. This is a great competition.
We get to that just a little bit more about
Green Day Jays. You're a cracket. The one of their
band members, his name is Trey Cool.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Just makes me hate them even more.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah, I like them. That sounds that's sick, Trey being
French for very Oh I don't like them anymore. Yeah,
that's lame.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
It's not the base dude, is it with the spiky blonde? Yeah?
I think it is.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Hey, if you would like to top up your ink
and tartanaki and also fly down and be a part
of the New Zealand Tattoo Art Festival, one of the
biggest tatooed art festivals in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
You are making me fizz for this?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Y fine?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Oh my god, I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
No, neither was I now same.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Totally.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Well, if you if you want to win not only
flights return a night at the novertail tickets for you
return to they return flights.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Oh sorry, I'm not a little less into it now.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Okay, because I'll flow you back as well, but just
the way you phrased it, okay.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Sorry, I didn't realize it was that important.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
You were to mate return flights, a night at the overtail,
tickets at the festival, and a five hundred dollars tattoo
vouch to the top of your end. It's happening November
twenty third and twenty fourth. Head to Hodaki dot co
dot m Z click on top of your end Tartanaki
and you could win.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yeah, we're going, we're going. We're doing a show down there.
What's it going to take for us to get a
tat no happening? No, don't want one.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I'm open to it.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I'm open to it.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
On sleeve a sleeve.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Sure, it'll just be a sleeve. It'll be on my
own and it'll say sleeve and really big leaders. That
would be funny. The only thing I'd thought that i'd
probably get would be drawings that my daughter does.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
That's good, I like you, I like your drawings.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Funny should say that one of my girls has a
tattoo of a drawing her sister did, right, exactly that
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I would like over the years to get forget one
a year of her drawings and they will get progressively,
you would hope better.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yes, that would be something that would mean something to me.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah that's cool. No, that's very good.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Like I said, I don't have any tattoos, and if
I get one, I want it to be quite meaningful
like that.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
So I don't want to get any tatos until I
know what I want. I just want to be sticking
up with random ship.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
After the story you talked about today, Keezy, after four o'clock,
I reckon you get a massive staffy.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, well I was quite terrifying, right, Yeah,
you got a massive staffee right in between your meat
petty nips and then you can yeah you can push.
I could push them together, and yeah, it be so great.
Hey Hodaki dot co dot.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Big Show Podcast. Well there you go, your massive bagbones.
That's your Thursday show, done and dusted. Mogi. What are
your hopes, dreams and desires for this evening?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I hope it stays sunny much. Another couple of hours
will be good. Yeah, that'll be nice, and then I'm
gonna go home, hang some pictures on the wall.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Oh is that still going on? Still going on?

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I've got to work out. I got to find out
how my flat inspection went today.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh are you not there for that?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
No, no, no, no no, So we'll see how that went.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
And yeah, outside of that, probably watched another episode of
Siginfeld Kezy.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Having mania from the a sec over your big night. Yes,
that's not a big night. We're just gonna watch that.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
I forgot. I watched two episodes of Signfeld.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
We're just gonna watch the first episode of Game and
two halves which we're both in right, Yeah, including old Kezy.
So obviously that's what you'll be up to tonight, jas
as my age, you'd be watching that.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
What do you have to tonight, Jase, I don't even
early one tonight.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I think Moogie haven't been feeling too good today and
finishes at nine, so I probably have a bit to
eat turn and seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
You won't get home till seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Exactly, so I'll just have a little snack and then
go straight to be.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
You should have it in.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Bed, yeah, actually I might bring. What I might do
is hop in bed when I get home and get
my wife to bring me in a tray of food, yes,
with a broth toast and some toast.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I get it to bring in your laptop and then
put it on sky Sky open at eighty and watch
game and two halves A little kezy in it.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
My laptop doesn't get Sky, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
You can't go to www dot Sky.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
But I'll tell you what you can do. You can
tell me all about it tomorrow, easy, and I'll read
all the reviews.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
I'm sure we will read some reviews. Yes, actually I
wonder if there will be of you.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
There will be, absolutely there will be. I'm looking forward
to that. Okay, yeah, God, I'm nervous.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Now. Hey listen, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show.
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