FULL SHOW: Are We Rock And Roll? (Feat. Elemeno P)

On today's episode, Jase has a typical Hoytey J style day, Mike's daughter's done him proud once again, and Keyzie reckons we've all gone soft.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big show was Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Anytime is a good time for a thick shake from
Night and Day.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome this big heaving show, Jason Heights night note and
kidd a your mad Barsard's great to have your company
this Wednesday afternoon, the twenty fifth of September twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the big show
brought you by Night.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
And I got to say, Maggie, you've been talking the
last couple of days about your perpetual hangover.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
God, you're looking good today, though, mate, it feels like
I could be wrong. Yes, it feels like you've overcome
the hump there and you're on the downward slide towards
the weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well, I think the issue that I was having on
the previous days was in order to get over my hangover.
I was having here of the dog, yes, sort of
during the day and into the evening there. But now
what I've done is I just started drinking today at
about lunchtime, So I'm brand new, real good.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Are you sure you should have just like stop drinking
and have water and food and stuff and rest. Come on, keezy,
come on, what's that about?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, I'll tell you what kesy Well, actually looking at
you right now, mate, that you're wearing your caterpillar top
and I think, to be honest, that's my favorite one.
Really fits you well, uh because it's kind of chemo too,
beautifully ironed as always, and your bangs are looking buffy

(01:37):
and I'm liking it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hey, thanks, Jace, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Do you know what Jase is wearing, Uh, his weird hoodie? Yeah,
the original weird hoodie is officially back and it looks excellent.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Thanks. Man, I'm going to tell you about the weird hoodie.
I think it's a female hoodie. I'll start.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I don't think you can think you can.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Does the sex. I'm just saying, just in case. What
makes it a female hoodie?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, because it zips up from the left hand side.
Usually my I put the thing on my right hand,
but this side.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
On the other side. Yeah, you are, you're wearing a
Yeah it's not a female, but it's you are wearing
a woman. You are wearing woman's clothes. But that's pretty
standy for you.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, it's not unusual.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
There's also dan draft on the shoulders.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't have dandraft'ulders now.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
And the reason that I'm wearing this particular weird hoodie
today it was my golf hoodie. The hoodie I was
wearing for my first golf match was too bagging, gone
on the way and this this one fits me, tir.
That's the one fits me tight and really shows off
my busies.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, and because you're always going off the ladies tea
as well, I.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Do go off the ladies.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Just about to say that, But just on that.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Front, We've got some news which we'll get into in
the first break because I had of the day to.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Cheer you up though, Jason. We're going to massive show
a head, including after five point thirty Scotty from Elemento
p cool.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's right, I forgot about that. It's a bit of
she hard to kick us off.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ah, yeah, the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Who find is there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon hump Day fellas hump Day?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
What do they call it?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
That?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I just think because you know, it's the middle of
the week and people are sort of going.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh I was at the middle of the working week.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Comes yeah, just sort of got to get on there
and be cruising towards the sort of weekend.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Tell you what, I had.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
A hoo of the morning this morning, hump morning.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was a bit of a hump More it turned
out to be a hump morning. It was going to
be a great morning because I was meeting Kezy to
play golf and I got up today, Megan, I even
did something I never do. I ate breakfast?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
What was on the menu?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Musically funny? I got up and made porridge with studie
for extra energy. You don't like porridge?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
No, I don't got a problem with that.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
What did you have?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
News with a bit of yoga on top? You don't
like yo And and some blackberries not blackberries? What do
they call the little black you know, the little the
little fruits? Oh god, it's just got blueberries. Think frozen blueberries.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you know what the key is is to think
what color are they?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
That helps why they look black?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now? Support next and even because I was playing golf
and with Kezy this morning, and I did some stretching,
Mogi stretch. Oh just my glutes, the truth my picks,
you know, as far as I could. I mean, when
I stretch.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Dropped.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, I had a couple of darries. Of course. Anyway,
so I drive out there. I'm driving out there in
about five minutes before I arrive at the golf course,
Kezy wrings me and I see on my phone Keezy,
and now I've got to admit to something here. I
still don't have a microphone for my car, so I
can hear incoming calls, but I can't respond to them.

(05:17):
So Keysy go, I hear Kesey go, Jay Jay Jay Jason.
I was like, ah, I can't. I can't respond to
him because I've got no mits. I just shut him down.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, now that I know, I would just say the information.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yes, he called three or four times. As I say,
I was like five minutes away. I arrived at the
golf course. She shut down, closed, no go cauring the greens,
caring the greens.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I did?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
It started to spring, Yeah, and I was so pumped.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
And ready to go. So that was massively disappointed. I
was like, and my wife had gone on.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Did you know Kezy?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, I didn't know until I got there.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh yeah, did you tell Jason?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I tried to call him seven to seven or eight times.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, it just didn't happen. So I was like, my
wife meanwhile had gone off to have that, which was
my daughter. And then I said, oh, what am I
going to do now? I said, I know what. I'll
actually go to the fishing tackle shop because there's some
stuff I need from a fishing rod and I'm going
to get some more sinkers and stuff and you and
a new reel. I did buy a new reel later
on in the day, but let me tell you, I

(06:21):
drove to the fishing tackle shop closed and I was like,
you are in kidding me.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That was pretty good um for you.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
So, and that was quite a way away from the
golf course, so I went out of my way to
go there. And then I went, okay, well, I know
what I'll do now when I do something practical this morning,
and my wife had found this flooring place which was
quite close to us. I was, I can't remember what
it was called cheap and duck proof flaoring, and she said, well,

(06:53):
if you've got time after your golf you can go
in there and check it out. And I said, yeah, okay,
so I'll go and do that. Yeah, yeah, So I
google map it's not too far from it. A little
bit out of my way, but I'll go there closed.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Ra, What did you say when it was closed?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I just went, you are far out joking.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
So I'd had enough by that and just went home
and did a steamer.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Right, what what? What time of what time of day?
Was this by the way, about ten thirty am? Yeah, why, oh,
no question. I thought it would have been about three am.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Actually it was pretty dark the whole Key Big show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yes, indeed the temperature app their chin fellas love that
chun's all right, I find a catchy.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
It is a good chun. The whole that first album
is very good. Yes, it is very good. It is
very good.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, I think it's some from one and a half Nogies.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Benn One the yeah, man, what's one and a half mogis?
It's just where I talk about my daughter? Really, are
you and your daughter? My daughter is a mogi as well.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
She's like a smaller mogi.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, she's like half the size of She's a little mogi.
Little yeah. Yeah, yeah, big day for our Faro today
feels there, it was there first. She's five years old.
I should point that out. We had our first teacher
parent interview, Oh yeah, or parent teacher teacher, Yeah yeah.

(08:37):
I don't know why they put it around that way actually,
and I had a lot of chats with it. But
we'll get into more of the other stuff later on.
But I had a victory straight off the bat where
I got an email from the teacher this morning and
it said just come straight up to the classroom when
you get here. And I was like, shit, completely forgotten
about this, completely forgotten about this, and not only that,

(09:00):
my wife feels meant to be going as well, she's
gone to work. Right, So I managed to get down
there and sort of save the reputation of the family,
which was good.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
So did you give her heads up or did you
go do it first? Go do the you know, the
parent teacher interview, and then you'll tell her about it
later tonight.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh look, no, she she knows about it. I've made
it quite clear how disappointed I am. And right, so
I went down there, and you'll be able to hold
that over her for the rest of your life, which
is just great. It never gets old, man. And So
went down there and the teacher there. What they do
is they assess her on reading numerously, yes, and what

(09:40):
she's like as a person, you know, what type of
human she is, whether she's nice to people, empathetic. I'm
not really interested in that stuff, So I just said, look,
let's just step on to how you know, how she's
going with the with the class work, first in the
class and reading. Wow, holy cow, her reading is so

(10:00):
good that the teacher actually asks her to help her
with pronunciation of words. Sure, so you can't pronounce the
teacher doesn't know what's going on, and as Mike Mogi
mogi to wow. Yeah, so she's often now she just
hasn't She gets fed up and she tells the teacher
to sit on the map on the mat and she'll read.

(10:24):
She'll read the book out, Yes, isn't the map on
the wall? Well, sometimes she does. She throws her up
against the map. Yeah right, yeah. Then of course there's
a numerous scene and they sort of generally what they'll
do is they want to know whether she can count
to one to ten and recognize the numbers one to
ten on a piece of paper, whether she can count
to twenty and recognize the numbers eleven through twenty on

(10:47):
a piece of paper. They ran out of paper. They're
writing down so many numbers that they actually ran out
of paper in the whole school.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Right, it's crazy, like a box of a four paper.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Especially if you're just writing columns. You know, maybe you
could fit a lot of one.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
What don't you do it on a computer? You'd save
all that, It makes sense. But anyway, they've asked her
to be the principal. Wow, she's five, right.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, principal Mogi. Congratulations, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
It seems bad. That seems quick. Yeah, I mean they
were saying it's a record. Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, I mean I think it's important in that scenario
to let them socialize a little bit more Moggi before
they take on those head positions. You know, it's funny
because I've obviously been to a lot of parent teachers
having four girls, and the last one I went to with
my little one there at high school, and it was
it became quite embarrassing. Yeah, because teacher after teacher after

(11:56):
teacher the same thing. Your daughter makes me feel.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Like a deare brain yes, wow yes, And.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
They were like, I'm not even going to bother telling
you what she's achieving because it's off the chart.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Right.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
But I can tell you that I feel like a
dear brain in her presence. Sure, but she's really lovely
with it. She doesn't she knows she knows more than me,
but she doesn't let on and let everyone else know
that she knows more than me.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
They've actually kind of gone the other way at the
school there. I was just talking to them before I left,
and there actually there's no more parent teacher interviews for her.
They changed it to MOGI teacher interviews, and that's where
my daughter assesses all the teaching staff there at the school, right, yeah,
and gives them a rating.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, because it was quite funny because I was just
going to say that in the end, they actually had
my little one, my youngest, actually taking the parent teachers
right because.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So you'd show up and then you'd have a meeting
with her, Yes, but she would.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
For all the parents right, right because she had she
knew exactly the levels of where every student was at, right.
And you'll find on these parent teachers, the teachers don't
really have a clue. Yeah, okay, sorry, who's your kedd again?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, but my daughter was like, okay, you know, Alex,
he's here here, here, he needs to work on this, this, this,
and this right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So is that what you always say off here that
teachers are all deerbrains?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Do I say that?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Do I?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
You know, Fellas, it doesn't matter what's going on in
the world. I hear a bit of Green Day and
all is good in my life.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I reckon, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Man, that's what music does for me.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Keasy, that's good, Jason, It's The Hurdarky Big Show four
thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Sure is me and Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Fellas. Radio Hurdarchy. It's been around for a long time now,
and when it first came on the scene, it was
sort of rebellious.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It was the one station where they'd play that rock
and roll music and yeah, the Devil's music, the Devil's
music stones. Yeah, playing that now, absolutely we are, And
of Green Day around back then, how they would have
played him? And I'm just a bit I was thinking
about it last night. Are we, as announcers on the
Drive Show, you know, one of the marquee shows, are

(14:09):
we reflecting that sort of Radio Hodarchy image in our
personal lives? Are we rock and roll enough.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
What was that rhetorical? Like, do you feel like your
your rock and roll enough?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I feel like I'm pretty rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, I don't think what part is you re kind
of rock and roll about you while we're ripped denim.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Sometimes that Caterpillar shirt is pretty machinery cameo.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, But at the same time, I don't think McJagger
had a fun account, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Sure? Did he put his his wife to be at
nine o'clock and then have a glass support and play
video games with his week mate pugsn Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, We don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I've always kind of felt this Keys, now is the
time to bring it out. There's all these accounts you
have is very unrock and roll and just on your
like your Caterpillar shit and stuff and your T shirts
and caps they're cool. Just stop ironing them.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't iron my hat. That's I mean, I have
ironed one hat once.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Actually, you're right in terms of your caps, they're filthy
and rock and roll, so that's also.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Can I just confirm too that this is just about me.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
But you were concerned about it, You must have thought
about it. In terms of yourself, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
And then I was like, but why should I be
the only one who's not quite rock and roll when
we look at you guys. You know, for example, Mike
eats rice and tofu every day.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I mean, the most rock and roll thing you've done
lately is get scurvy.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, that's true, which is fair unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Although, as you just mentioned, you're on a four day hangover.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm going to know you that's right, because it's meant
to be off the booze for one hundred days so
I could prove to myself that I'm not an alcoholic,
and yet here I am with a four hangover. You
see what I'm saying? So any rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
When I think about it in terms of me being honest,
being seriously for a second, feelers, really, I just am
rock and roll, right, you know what I mean? Because
I don't you.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Wearing a woman's hoodie?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't. Yeah, but you see that's that's my point, Kesey.
I don't care, man, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Am I rock and roll? Am I not? I don't care?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Man? What is yeah? Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
G what's time in the House of Hoidy J.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
What time you got a bed last night?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
About seven thirty exactly?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's you know, seven thirty am. Maybe maybe that's rock
and ROLLO.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
How do you know it was it?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Because I know you see, these are the things like dressing.
For example, you were usually wearing a woman's hoodie for
golf today.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
That's maybe the woman whose hoodie it is. Maybe she's
rock and.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Roll Courtney loves hoodie, actually is it? Yeah, well that's
rock and roll if that's true, Well, totally is true.
I tell a lie like that.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Definitely not on this show.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
What about do you like party and do cool stuff
that rock and roll stars do?

Speaker 4 (17:08):
So bogie? I've been a partier in my.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Day, yeah, okay. I had some friends over on Saturday
night and night a few beers.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
When I think about me in that sense, my overriding
feeling is I am the party, right, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, we've certainly got the rockstar arrogance.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, yeah, I've got that.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
You know, there's a gathering of more than three people,
you sort of go in there, you sort of help
around the edges, and then you know, you sneak out
the door.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, smoke bomb, Yeah, yeah, there's life for the part.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
When you're really rock and roll, everyone wants a bit
of you.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
What I mean, I'm just I've been doing it for
twenty thirty years and I'm just.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Lah, Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
You do cool shit though.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm back to the green room and we'll have a
few beusies.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Was it like Keith Moon from the Hood Drovers rolls
Royce into the pool?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, you know that's that.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
He choked to death on his own vomit as well.
That was pretty rock and roll. Have you ever done that, keezy?
Because it's no good for you, keesy puking into your mouth.
If you've sort of had a few too many responsibly
because you can't breathe out of that massive honker of yours,
you'll be in real trouble.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Hey, yeah, just gone that. Have you ever thrown up
in another person's mouth?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
You had done the Pelican guys?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Have you ever kissed a dude? That's rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Have you, keysy? Have you kissed the dude?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Have you kissed two dudes at the same time?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Has that rock and roll?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, no, no I haven't. But I can tee something up.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah, yeah, sure we can go bump at a bumper anytime.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Brother, What does New Zealand think? Are we rock and roll?
Who's the most rock and roll? Head to The Harducky
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Speaker 3 (18:57):
See we got this band here. I'm not even gonna
say who it is. Just play it man The.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
Radio Horaki.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Would you rather helly fishing or helly gold?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Let's find out what this creek Use Zealander would choose.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Gotta be honest with you, fellows. Actually I was really
wanting to go for a fish today, was hanging. Oh yeah,
let's go out there on the gend and my two
rods and sit there on a little chair.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
All the fish out there, just shake it.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, just go and passing me by. Hey, but I'll
tell you what. Listen, hell of a prize whichever way
you go. Let's go to Clint from Toad on a
clincher mayor Barset holl's.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Life very well, thanks fellows and you guys.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, good things mane good good. How's toad on it today?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Always beautiful down here?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Mate? Yeah whatever? Clinton? Yeah sure? Hey, Now listen, what do.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
You do for a crast work in health and safety?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Mates?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Help people stop killing themselves?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Really huge backbone? All right, Clint? What are you running
with here? Halle fishing or helly golf?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Helly golf made all day on you? Just confirming the
helicopters have got doors and seatbolts and stuff. That's the
one mate.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
We need good stuff down the line up and our
good made packs in the studio. But we'll look after you. Luke,
your mad bastard. How's life yeah, very good, very good? Hey, Luke,
what do you do for a crusty.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I am a comstick, which is kind of like a
foul electrician.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You don't explain it to us, mate, God damn massive backbone,
massive electrician.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Now tell me, Luke, what are you running with here?
Helle fishing or holly golf?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Can I say a golf as well?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Be golf goes goodness, gracious, good stuff. Hold the line there,
Luke and Paksamer look after you. And finally, Chris from Hamilton,
get a crissy man Bassett? How's life?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Good fellows?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
How are you guys? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Thanks play?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
How's the tron today?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Magnificent? Should we down those ways? What?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's lovely there in the old tron? What do you
do for a craft? Chris?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm not just a jip stop of fellows.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You had a jip stopper come to my house today.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
He was a backbone, a backbone of all backbones, a
jip stopper.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, massive backbones. What are you running with there? Chris?
Is going to be a clean sweep for golf? Not quite.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I'm terrible at both.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
The best thing to be terrible on a nice day
would be the fishing.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I think, good on your mates, stay on the line
and pack Sam, I look after you. Good luck fellows,
Thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hey fellas, would you like it? Would you rather question?
Would you rather I asked you? Would you rather ask you?
Would you rather question? Or would you rather I did it?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I'd rather you did?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Hey, Mike? Would you rather smooch? Crisp?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Pratt?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Chris Pine, Chris Evans or Chris hymns with.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Chris hemsw whats he got as he wrapped up like, yeah, okay, yeah, Chris,
what what was the third one?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Chris Evans.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
America? Let's the know for me?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Define smooch for me.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Sorry, Jason, you're not involved with this because you said.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, define smooch for me.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Would you go for keys?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
It's a good question, thanks Mike.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
He'd go all four.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'd probably go Chris Pratt.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Would you go with Chris Pratt from Guarians of the
Galaxy another superhero? No, I go Chris Prett from Parks
and Recreation when himself going he's a real slob and
covered and crumbs and that don't have a job like
of humor. That's what the turn on is for you there, Yeah,
I get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, Jace, what's coming up after five?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, we've got an improv coming up, a big shell improv,
so make sure you stay tuned for that. And we've
got Scotty from EL I mean because they're going to
be playing that rhythm and alps.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
That's right, that's rhythm and alps.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
So he's going to be after five thirty.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's exciting, isn't it. Fellas he's a good bastard too,
he is, so actually stay tuned out there.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Good stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. I hope you're getting
through your hump day. Tickety boo. You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night Absolutely ship.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That was that upstaging. Yeah, it is a ruining ruining.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, fellas two questions. We're officially in spring now, yes, yes,
yesterday day daylight savings this weekend? Yes, yes, tech Oh
how good?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Apparently it's daylight saving.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
No, no, it's day like shaving, oh shaving? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
because you're shaving some of the darkness off.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Right, because I've been saying day savings, right, it's actually
daylight shaving.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Funnily enough, last weekend, I had such a good weekend
and my wife and I actually ended up going for
a drive out west there and we saw the big
cylinder where they store all the saving of the Yeah,
it's a basket of a thing. I cannot believe that
I've never noticed that before.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Saving shaving savings.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Where they store all the savings of the of the
night of the sun right for daylight saving.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I thought it was daylight shaving.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Was it shaving?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well were they save all the shavings of the sun
for daylight shavings.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Speaking of shaving and savings, have you guys heard about
Night and Day? They do delicious milkshakes, thick shakes and
super thick shakes, and they're currently running Aggy Special. So
you walk in there, you ask for one moment, was
this idea? This is on it? This is going out

(25:02):
to the day. You get a long.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Black, A long long black what.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Coffee? Yeah? Well, what did you think?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I don't know. Yeah, I thought you didn't finished your Yeah, no,
I had it.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Thanks for you get a long black coffee. You get
a little a little sort of spray, bottle of mustache perfume.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Oh nice?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah um, and obviously tofu and some anti scurvy tablets.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah tablets you mean I call it anti scurvy?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
How much is that running out?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Caswe twelve eight?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
That is a deal and a half.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Man, give me some of that because it's scurvy is
kicking my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Man, you should trading a vegetable man.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, let's polow together for god take.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, man, goes down well with a long Black and
Problems Up.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Biggs Leans to the Stone Age.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
And Kisey Red Hot Chili Peppers. There on the Radio
hod Achi Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, twelve minutes past
five o'clock, which means it's time for quite on it
sounds free lines, camera action. No, it's time for the
Big Show prov.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah. Pretty exciting stuff for you, isn't it. Kids. It's
an opportunity for you who is a you know, you're
a you're a rock and roll radio DJ. You're pretty cool,
and you're trying to become an actor, which is an
absolute pest take really because you've got no no right.
There's people that go through drama school and all sorts
and you think you can have.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Just walk in there and just acting.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
But yeah, you know we'll be able to give you
a correct man. So, but of training here is just
going to do you the world of good once it
out and about into your auditions at Serchi. Auditions going
pretty well lately, aren't they.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah they are going yeah, very proud, he very proud.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
So today's improv is going to be It's going to
be because I had my first parent teacher interview today.
It's going to be a parent teacher interview for you two. Okay, right, teacher,
No what you were going to be until you asked
me that.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Can I be the student? Can I be the parent?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yes? You can, and you're going to be the teacher. Jase,
Your your son, Pugs is problematic and Keys, you're going
to have to break it to him that some things
have got things are going to have to change.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, Okay, I'm teaching Pugs and.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
You're just going to you know, he's coming in and
you're just going to tell him how it is. Really okay,
all right, right ready, and that's quite long.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Good day are you? Are you young James's father?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I am Hello, I'm I'm mister Key, I'm his I'm
his teacher. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Well, I tell you one actually, Chris, is it?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
What from me? I'm loving that caterpillar T shirt that
fits you well? He said, you're a strapping guy.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
But my word, thank you. If we can just keep
this on? Are five years now?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
You like that? Yeah? It's hot?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Thank you? I think it is too. Hey, you just
about your son. I don't know if you've noticed this.
He's seven years old, and he's.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Like, I'll be honest with you, I'm sick of talking
about him.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well, I haven't even got a little bit more about you.
Well I'm a teacher. Yeah, yeah, I've done it for
a number of years now, I teach your son.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Are you in a relation ship at all?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
No, let's just say it's complicated. Wow, Now just about
your son.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
He's a bit of complicated.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Speaking of complicated, your son, Pugsley, he's he's seven, he's
shown up and I don't know if you don't know,
if you've noticed that he's got all these weird tattoos
that don't really make sense.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Sure, can I just all of a sudden, hoidy Jay
sparks up a mess.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Of j.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
And just what it's?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I smoking? Here?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Actually it's it's incredibly frowned upon. How did you like that?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
So had a shot?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Is that marijuana?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Have you had a shot?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't think I'm at liberited to say, oh.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, let this be your first time?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Then all right, give it anyway? Your son?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Can I tell you something, Chris?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's just between me and you?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Oh? He isn't Actually my son isn't he yea, My
whole marriages are sham.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh wow, okay, because he's a real issue.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I like then and I feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah right, no, totally. I'm getting that vibe off you
because he's shocking, like we were expelling him. But if
he's not your kid, don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Really good, thanks man, Thanks. I feel like the two
of you are really connecting.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Actually, yeah, yeah, we were, We really were.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Do you want me to leave?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Well, no, because the scene's over now.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I would actually magi the hiking being shown podcast. Oh
indeed audio slave there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, and got a very special guest in
the studio with us this glorious afternoon and it's Scotty
from LMNOP and Scotty. Can I start by saying it

(30:50):
was an issue with you and I've got an issue.
I've got an issue with your band. It's been the
bane of my broadcasting career, my inner bilit sea to
pronounce or say properly.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
It was pretty good doing.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
That, pretty good at the moment, But all my life
I've struggled with and when we know that you guys
are coming up. The Fellers look at me like, here
we go. He's in a butcher it again.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
But having said that great name for a band, well
thank you.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
It's it's it's odd, isn't it. It has taken a
lot of people have the same boat as you. Yeah,
we played, we played our fist each fist very early days,
and good Charlotte were in y yeah it is, and
we were.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
We were kind of worshiping them.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Become the Americans were all like chanting American all of it.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
You know, I had a few, but I think we
might have already played and they.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Go, you guys must be that, you guys must be
that band Lemon up.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, So who came up with that name?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Can you remember?

Speaker 8 (31:55):
It was about twenty two years ago? So the guy
that made it pretty is our first album, So like
all the Tahoe and all that stuff was guy named
Sam Gibson for Neil Finn right, and we had had
we had a kind of working name called Pookys, which
easier to say.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
He wasn't gonna sit right.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
I'm glad that I shouldn't have said anything, but but
he just goes you should yourself almop and that don't
spell it like alphabet, spell it phonetically. And that's how
it came about. And leave the gap between the gap.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Before the p.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
He had that loaded, He had that in his head
for god.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Maybe a little while.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Yeah, So we just went with that, and I liked
it because it didn't actually doesn't tell you.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
It doesn't give you any kind of idea of what
you like.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Sure, so whatever we presented as almop was what alm
op wo became, which which actually was ideal for us,
except for the people can't pronounce.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It because that is that because you didn't really know
what it was you were going to be doing.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Or just well, you know, we fell and fell in
their heart and and and and hit the roof. So
we didn't you know, we didn't know. We was all
very unexpected. Yeah, we never we never played a gig
until that. Our first gig was opening for some forty
one had a sold out.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
House too deep.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
Yeah, and give I'd never sang in front of a
crew and anyone before.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
This is this is some pretty old stuff that we're
treating over here. Then, But I just assumed you're a
bunch of people that ran into each other at you
and you or something there and throw a band together.
Is there some other story, No.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm at least ten years older than all of
them though, so I'd actually done a lot of stuff.
But they said they knew other bands I've been in
and seen me play, and they got me because they
they played me. They played me the demo of Tahoe right,
and I thought it was just bloody genius. Yeah, they say,
you know, it was just like it was like, oh
my gosh, that's amazing. They said, if we can get

(33:50):
something going, you want to play drums for us? I
said in a heartbeat.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
So it was all about Dave and Justin. They wrote
these song four songs in the bedroom which was like
hold on Tahoe every day to Saturday and not ver
oona a little later and so you know, and they
took them to the record company and bam, yeah too
easy five album dealed universal.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's so you being you know, the sort of out
of statesman. Are you sort of like the guru of
the band. Do they come to you for advice and
they go Scottie, jeez, man. I got myself in a
bit of a conundrum. Here helped me out.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
They are way too arrogant.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, okay, cool, fair enough.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
I think at times I've been that I've been a
little bit of a stable guy. The guys, the guy
that's got a vehicle that gets a warrant, and the
guy that can kind of front a bit of cash
when when they need to get it, you know, they need
to buy some tickets to do something here and there.
But a lot of the time, you know, I just
we just ended up with this kind of deep kind
of respect but also disrespect for each other and but disrespect.

(34:56):
But you know, I had to trust those guys with
the geniuses Dave, Justin and Lilani. You know, I had
to trust that what they were doing was the right
right stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
You must have been pretty tricky then the mid twenties.
You're sort of mid to late thirty thirty six. Yeah, yeah,
I guess you've still got a bit of you got
a bit of lead in the pencil when it comes
to going out and getting hammered. But they would have
been they would have been going pretty good as well.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
They were a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
They Actually I'm way worse now than I was then, right, Yeah, Yeah,
I was saying I was Actually I used to have
this song I sing in the in the van after
the show's going.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Drinking drinking, drinking food, drinking food, and that was it.
I was like babysitting some drunkends a lot of the times.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yeah, and doing all the driving.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'll tell you what, Scotty, I will go to one
of you. What track is it?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Actually? Well, he's mentioned fast Times in Tahoe, so we
will play that. And the reason we've got Scotty from
Element of p is because they are getting back together
and playing a few shows yeah man, which we'll discuss
after this classic keeping sh.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Hotarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Cher others. Speaking of which we've got Scotty from, I
got to copy with us. Now, Scott A, you fellas
getting together to play a rhythm and alps. When did

(36:18):
you get back together to just start that process.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
When they asked us to play right? Which was we?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Well, it must have been about we've got we've got
a guy who helps kind of like answer the phone
for us and find out if people want us, and
then you kind of make an offer and take a little.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Bit for doing that.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
Sure, And that's it must have been a couple of
a couple of months ago a booking agent. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's very good. But yeah, so that that one came
in and we had a few. We've got a few others.
But it's really hard because GiB lives in New York
and getting him back and he's.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Got to record label or something like that. What's he
doing over there, because he's a busy boy.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
If he's he's become about a year ago, became the
manager of Crowded House. Ah, right, So he's been doing
management for a good number of years. But he's probably
been in New York about ten or twelve years, I think, right,
And he was working for the Strokes, for the guy
who managed the Strokes, so he was an assistant, right,
But they got they moved and so Gibbo was looking

(37:21):
looking for stuff and a lot of other stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
He's very good. You know. It's really interesting actually for
a lot of the bands that we talked to on
our show. You know, they're all over the shop in
terms of he lives here, they live over there, This
person's over in this country. It's a bit of a
pain in the ass, isn't it. Easier if you're all
in the same city.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
That's what that's good saying, you know, with crowded house
like you know Nixson Australia, Nil's here, Liam's and or
Liam and l A and Alroy's in New York and yeah,
and Mitchell Froom's in France. So getting those five people
together is pretty difficult.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
When he complains about that being their manager, do you
go year, Well, the whole of Element appiece here in
New Zealand, except for you give Tho's voice to it.
It's it's iconic. It's very distinct, but also it's almost
like a guy talking.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Yeah, he's got that talkie delivery.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, so it's very easy to sing along to, which
is good.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
And the simple, simple sort of lyrics and stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
But you know that that we thought about trying to
get someone to replace him, but no one sounds.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Like him constantly.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, but you guys must find that there is definitely
an appetite for you to have gigs, certainly around summertime
and touring because it is an iconic band. It was
sort of I remember it was you guys just came
out of nowhere, and the quality of those pop songs.
It's you know, they're rocky, but it's pop unbelievable, and
it was just one after the other. Yeah, we did

(38:47):
they hold up so well now because we didn't.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
We didn't release the album until after Varona, which was
the fourth single.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
So right, four songs on the radio that got lots
of play.

Speaker 8 (38:55):
Just talking about that first gig, I was driving from
my flat man now, but to go play that first
gig with some forty one at the power station channels
sorry that they played. They played the song and the
guy got to the end of the of Tahoe and
he goes, I love the song. There's a new New
Zealand man, brand new alemp. I like so much, I'm
going to play it again.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
And he did that.

Speaker 8 (39:17):
I don't know who it was now, but you know,
but I'm going, wow. That does not happen very often radio.
You just can't.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
It's a bit of a no no that would love
to you know, we got lucky.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, that's there would have been a massive buzz. But
just in terms of you guys getting together again, how
was that? How was the melding together? It's been a
little while. I imagine what did you and we instantly
get on the bike again or was there a few
sort of we did.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Full show, full show, three or three shows last year.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
New Year's we did Dobinant, we played Dominant Coglen and
we did our own show. Yeah, headlined at New Year's
even Hagley Park, and we did another one we were
at and you plymouth that.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
The Butler's with with Drax Project.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Oh it was fine, so we went.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
But previous to that we hadn't played for two years
with COVID everything else.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah, so and we went.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
You know, we went on to did like twelve thousand
people at Hagley Park with two rehearsals and.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Right, and we killed it.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
So you know, there's still it's still kind of there
and this this this far down. We did take it seriously.
The first rehearsal was always.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Really crap, really bad, and then we're just going, what
do we hell what we're doing? But then we just
kind of rally and the next one's real good, and
then we just go we can do it, or we
maybe need to have a couple of extra songs, and
there we go.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
What's the song that you step first rehearsal? You're back
together again, do you just whack into Verona? Is that
the one you get going with?

Speaker 8 (40:38):
Probably one of that that that Tahoe or you know,
one of the one of them king hats, you know.
I mean there was a stage there. We're just going
if we have to play again. You know, it got
like that in a little bit in the middle, but.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
But now it's just joyous because we just yeah, we.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Know, we're like a pretty reasonable family and get you know,
we have funny in jokes and things that we do
all the time. It's not as hard as it got
in the middle when we had a lot of a
lot at steak Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Do you reckon that? Because that's obviously a result of
you guys being really successful. So you have to play Verona,
Tahoe all these songs all the time. Now you might
have a few gigs every year, so you're almost fizzed
up to play it again.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Of course, And exactly right, and yeah, we're so lucky.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Ow, there's like twelve songs that everyone knows and the's
three albums, yeah, you know, and.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Both basically a festival sets fifty minutes or something.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
So you just played the best.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Yeah, hell, and there's no point in trying to you
know we're given up.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
You know, we thought about writing something new or having
to go, but when what's the point because it's is
it going to be as good as those?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:36):
And if it's not as good as those, you ruin
those yeah right by trying to do something else. Absolutely,
and we're just too busy and you know we've moved it.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
But well, Scotty from Lamnop, thanks so much for coming in. Mate,
Rhythm and Alps, give me the deets there, keysy.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Well, it's its fourteenth year. This year it's the ultimate
New Year's festival in the South Islands, having the Valley.
It runs over two days, starts December thirtieth. If you
would like tickets, go to flick it. If l I
c k E t ticket, like like ticket? Oh like
flick it. It's flick at dot co dot Nz. You'll
find all the info on tickets there.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I was actually a driver on the very first one
of those Rhythm and Helps. We're fourteen years ago. I
was only a young buck then Jason thirty eight, driving
rock and roll bands. God it was a good time.
Fifty bucks a day.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Wow, there some good van benter a oh and the
drive for the driver there's always some jokes going down.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
We can't wait for that.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
It's going to be so good.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
We've never done it before. It's going to be there
that venue.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
I've driven past you at the time when it set up,
not going but just driving past.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Man, beautiful eating Scotty.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Thanks so much for coming in mate, all the best
with the gigs and maybe coming again soon when you're
doing another gig.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Okay, good shit, man, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Hurt Ikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You're welcome back your massive backbones. A lot going on
after six o'clock. Car We asked the question are we
cool enough on not? We'll find out the results of that.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
It was are we rock and roll? Who is the
most rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Are we rock and roll? And who is the most
rock and roll? And also watch on the TV with
me Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, all that'll be coming up next and if you
want to have your say before we get into it.
The Hdicky Big Show Instagram pages.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
There the Daiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey listened.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It is Jason Hoyd, My Minogue and Keysyer to take
you through the last hour six till seven because you're
listening to the big show brought to you by Night
and Day. Now the podcast outro bonus material we do
outside of the show got to a slow start today.
It was one of those peculiar moments where we were
all kind of lost for words.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Very much. You guys found your words, Yes we did.
And I didn't feature a lot. No, it was quite nice.
I was just chilling listening to you guys chat bread.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Sitting back in the pocket. Weren't you kezy?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, it's actually really nice. And Jace, you were still
banging on about the idea you had for your chide loaf.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yes you were.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I was, which for people who just joined us, is
what small bread? Many loaves, many loads for the lonely
people who are sick of throwing away the bread, or
the elderly or the elderly, or you could just freeze it. Yes,
that's also an option. Here's a clip from today's podcast,
out comes out at seven thirty tonight. This one's entitled Molenberg.

(44:25):
I'm a Mollenberg guy.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh I find those pieces a bit big for me.
They're quite they're quite big.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
You want be able to get through it.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I like this. I like the size of your of
your vogels. Kezy, what's wrong, man.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You're so pedantic about everything in the entire world. Everything's
like one eighth too big for you.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
And as you pointed out there, the old Mollenberg bread,
it is quite floppy.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
It was a floppy situation.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
And often often you'll get a fold in your Mollender,
you know what I mean, in the corner. Yeah, that's no,
that's true. Whereas your your vogels, there is a firm,
stiffer bread it is.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
There's no good for a singer though, no, no good, no, no.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, Mollyberg is very much a singer. And we're also
talking about how good because it's bigger. Yeah, it's the
same shape as white death bread. How good is just
brand new Nature's fresh, or like a tip top fresh
white bread. Just for some butter on it, but a
peanut butter. Maybe it's so good with a banger, Yeah,

(45:34):
sausage and you check it in there.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Some fried onions, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You squirt some fried onions on there.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
No, you squirt some sauce onions. I'm an actual sucker
for the old sausage sizzle. Yeah, outside your bunnings.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Sucker what.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
The podcast outro will be out even thirty tonight search
h Ducky Big Show. We get your putties from and
highlights packageer me there as well. Every single day Pugsan
puts it together and we love.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Them for it.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, good on your pugsn Ah faith no more. Oh
great the Darky.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
And Kisy White Stripes there on the radio Holdankee Big
Show this Wednesday evening. Now, by the way, go and
check out our Instagram account. We've just released a new video.
Well should I say more accurately pugsn has.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, this one's entitled beaver Chat. Oh so if you
enjoyed that yesterday, the video is up at Hoducky Big
Show on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, good stuff. Speaking of the Instagram, actually we put
something up there for this show, and the question was
are we rock and roll enough? And who's the most
rock and roll from recollection? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
That's right? So earlier earlier in the show, I just
I've been feeling a bit guilty, like we aren't worthy
of being on radio.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Hode you're a pretender like we are. Charlatan are pretenders.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
That's right, because we're one of the main shows on
a rock and roll station. Are we rock and roll enough?
Pug Son then chucked a big pole up on a
Hurki Big Show Instagram who is the most rock and roll?
So you can vote for three people that anyone want
to guess who came in last?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
You, Oh Kezy?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Even people thought old Kezy was right to be fair
the photo we took, it's not pug Son's fault, it's
my fault. Mogi's doing his best. Looks like he's on
the front of like a Creed album. Jace, you look
like you're the bass guitarist for Green Day.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I look like Robert Smith.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah you try. You got a cool post going. You
got the here go. I didn't realize it and I'm
just sort of standing in the back guy with a
big grin like a goofb. So I got eleven percent
of the votes, all right, which means pretty good. I thought, yeah,
thanks fellas. That means even with that caterpillar shift too,
there's eighty nine percent of the vote left. Who do

(47:53):
you think was the most rock and roll? To take
it out what do you think, Jace?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, probably me.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
It was you fifty six percent of the vibe.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
See yours is what I mean. I just am rock
and roll.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Well, can you give me some advice? So if I
was to copy you to be more rock and roll?
Should I start wearing ladies, hoodies, truck of caps, if
and Jeff and more, smoking darts, punch and darts?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah? Man?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
What else should I do?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
To be honest?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Keezy?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
It's not something that you can fake. So you're a
bit of a lost cause because you know, yeah, you're
a lovely fella. You're a bit goofy.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I don't want to be lovely and goofy rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
You know, Yeah, you're just a nice bloke and so
you know you don't have the rock and roll Jeane.
Do you think Magie? Um?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Look, I think you know you've got that smash mouth vibe?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Okay, I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
The lead singer of smash Yeah, the lead singer of
what's that butterfly Baby song?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Crazy Town?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Crazy Town? You got that sort of sort of of
you know, the music isn't really that rock and roll,
but there is a drum kit involved.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Well, like if I was looking at you, and I
was trying to guess what sort of music you're into.
I'd immediately go Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Right, you think I'm a Swift?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Once again, this is who's rock and roll out of
all of us. You know that's not Why is Key
not rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Right? Well, well you asked me what you know, what
you needed to do?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, and you just told me. I look like it's true.
That's true.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
You did ask it.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, and you haven't actually told me anything. You just
said that I did.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I said, I hope your last cause is what he said, right, Okay, Yeah,
it's good to know.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Well, Mike, you only got thirty three percent of the vote, right,
which is one third? Yeah, which is in your one
third of our show.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
That's true. So I got the right amount? Yeah, perfect amount,
which is really annoying.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
But was there a generic question? More to the point,
are we good question?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Just know there wasn't You should Berek Pugs for that?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah, I'm going to go in there and didition the
whole archy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keys the Cult there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. But right down, it's time for What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Yeah, oh man, that's good.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Many. I don't watch anything last well, I did, but
it was Seinfeld and I know how you hate that, Jase.
So I'm just going to talk a little bit about
a movie the role of Jenny p and I produced
a film a couple of five years she's five years ago, wow,
called Coming Home in the Dark, directed by James Ashcroft.
He has just directed his second feature film in which
I had no part, sire, but my wife was a

(50:56):
production designer, and has just had its world premiere at
the Fantastic Fist over in the States over in the
States there and it stars Jeffrey Rush and John Lithgow. Yes,
maybe you talking about it and just one best director
and Best Actor at that festival for Jeffrey Rush. And

(51:16):
Stephen King has tweeted about it. He said, I watched
one of the best movies I've seen this year. It's
called The Rule of Jenny Pen and I urge you
to watch it when it appears in general release. Jeffrey
Rush stars John Lethgow is a geriatric psychopath with an
evil hand puppet amazing. So it's pretty good. I just
wanted to raise that that'll be coming out probably next
year in New Zealand and it'll be a little beauty.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Interesting that you mentioned Stephen King there because I follow
him on Twitter, and what I love about Stephen King
is he's a real democrat and he loves trolling all
the psychopaths over in America and it's quite amusing. He'll
make a comment about something that say Trump or someone
says and then just a vitriol and hate that comes

(51:58):
his way. He must love it.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I reckon quite eloquent, isn't it, what you know, sort
of welcoming them into his track.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
About you guys, but back in the day actual because
I didn't watch anything last night either ready May, it
was just sort of browsing. Stephen King was the man
in terms of, you know, as a teenager reading books,
all his horrors and stuff, pet cemetery, that kind of thing, Kerry,
I love that stuff. And there was always a little
bit of eroticism in there too, which for a you know, vibrant,
vigorous teenager cover was just the ticket.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Keysy.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yes, it was. The one thing I would say about
it is that he can't write an ending, No, and
so I stopped reading his books because his endings were
an insult to his readers, absolute abomination.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
But other than that great reads, I was more of
a Doctor Seuss guy. There's some eroticism in there.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Sorry. Sorry, was read you were very good.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
River God the Egyptian one great book.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
So I thought there was a program that you were watching.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Last night, I watched Sleeper Chooser Island, and going into it,
my wife said, Oh, I really can't stand this person
and I also really can't stand this person, and last
night they were both eliminated.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
So she's like stoked. So everybody watched it knows who
she hates, that's right, But she just finds certain people
very annoying or nasty. Yeah, and so she doesn't like them.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Do you think that your wife has a direct line
to the producers and she you know, she says, I
don't like these two, get rid of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I mean it was filmed like five months ago, so she.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Sort of worked in that sort of area, didn't she.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
So maybe maybe Jace, she was fired by them, so
I'm not sure if they still would listen to her.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Your wife should be an influencer.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Keasy, hey, keasy hello.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Was it a good episode?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Man?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yeah, it was fine.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Actually, so they've got the thing that they do where
at the interview episode they need to end with a cliffhanger,
and there's one thing they do called a captain's cur
One team gets to pick someone from the other team
to go up against the other team's captain. Yes, and
the winner gets to be the new captain, which means
you're immune. However, if the current captain wins, they get
an advantage thing.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And so unfortunately it's massively flawed. The team just goes,
are you happy with me being captain? They were all
like yeah, like okay, cool, I'll win this challenge and
just get us an advantage and you just throw it right,
And so that's what's kind of started happening, which is
a bit shit.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
That's good play the rules, man.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
The rules isn't It's just they'll have to think of
something new for next time. Oh god, yeah, weez it.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Kisey Kim McCole brothers there on the Radio Honkey Big
Show this Wednesday evening. Now Listen to regular listeners of
your show, you'll know we're running this extraordinary competition at
the moment with the good bastards from Diamonds on Richmond,
and it's basically sort of geared towards anyone that's thinking
of bending the knee for that special person in their life,

(55:00):
maybe making a sort of public commitment to each other.
That's Jazz and we with regard to that, have a
ten thousand dollars engagement ring that you could potentially win.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I can't believe that. It's incredible, man, two thousand bucks.
So I think is what do you reckon? Is that
around about the expectation that people have got when it
comes to getting an engagement ring? Because you were saying
that you spent about that much Keysy, is it about right? Man?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Did I?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Teen? Grand Man?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's what it depends on very much on your situation.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah, what is your situation?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I don't want anyone to feel bad if they didn't
spend that much on their day's.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
In my particular situation, I spent thrice that amount.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
And then she said no, and then I went back
and added a bit more and then she said yes, Yeah,
that's my personal situation.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, speaking of personal situations, we've encouraged people to send
in their proposal ideas for us to look over.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Basically, well, that's the thing. If you got to huduck
you doc in Zend and enter our competition, you could
win a ten thousand dollars engagement round courtesy of Diamonds
on Richmond. You just have to tell us how you're
planning on proposing. Yeah, here's one. This one's from Anonymous.
It's from Frank.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Frank Anonymous.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Frank Frank Anonymous. Yes, hey, fellas, allow me to be Frank.
Oh so it is from Anonymous? Yeah, sorry, Yeah, that's
what threw me off. I would take my partner to
her favorite place for the door, which is in the
corimandle I think, I don't know, beautiful and do a

(56:35):
nice simple proposal on the beach at sunset, having.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Wrong with that old schools and it's a lovely spot
for sure.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
You could draw a heart in the sand. Frank, you
go Anonymous and Frank is that fun?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Is that funny? No, So that's what Anonymous is doing.
That's quite simple, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Yeah? Sometimes that's the best. Yeah, you know, the com complicate.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
These you can get a Feller's anonymous here on our
trip to Japan. Somehow someway, it'll probably be slightly spontaneous.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Did he say on the subway, This would be somehow
some way, yeah, some way subway.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
No, absolutely, it could be on the subway, which, of
course Japan is famous for its well.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
To have a subway. And then there's an engagement ring
hitting in the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, well I was going to say, having said that,
you don't, I mean, it's not that romantic an engagement
were having a proposal and subway, Well, you're.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Eating a subway.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
You could probably still order like a foot long.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Oh yeah, Well, the issue we've got here is that this.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Is to be happy with the six inch though. Well,
you might be.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
The issue we've got here is is a Diamonds Bond
Richmond competition. And now people are going to think it's
a subway competition.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
It's not certainly not that.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
No, yeah, yeah, because I meant the subway isn't like
the train.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
And yeah, so you did say some way.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
No, I didn't even say subhass in some way some way. Actually,
you know what, who cares about this part of this
competition for today? Go to Hodaki dot Co dot in
ziget yourself in the draw and if you are thinking
on buying an engagement ring, make sure you do it
before October twenty fifth. Oh while you're in at Diamonds
on Richmond which is in Ponsobi and Auckland, use the
phrase my wife and they will pay the GST for you.

(58:25):
That is one hell of a saving.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
It is a great saving actually, And don't forget.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
They make it easy and stress free to buy an
engagement ring. No worries about a high precious situation. You
don't need to know anything.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
After you the hod Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
There you go, your Mayor Barsard's that's your Wednesday show
done and we're over the hump today, sliding into the
weekend big fishing trip tomorrow morning for the big show.
So at early night for you, Mogie, you're going to.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Go hard a little bit of work.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
It's my wife's last dated job today, so we'll get
something sorted out there.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
And there.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Look it's a Wednesday man, I'll be doing nothing, let's
be honest.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, Nicekezy, you're playing in your wife's nepple side aren't you.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, I'm filling in for my wife's indoor netple team.
It's her former workmates. They've started an indoor netball team.
They Lucy was good to Nepple, will bring her in. Yeah,
and then they've now got oh we need some more boys,
maybe bring old Keyzy in. But then the group chat
sending the rules of indoor Nepple to one another. So
they've literally never played before the season. So I'm going

(59:38):
to find that a wee bit frustrated you are.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Do you do you think that netble's rock and roll?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Ah? Probably? Probably, it gets pretty it gets pretty heated. Yeah,
we're in the bottom grade. You don't like it when
it gets heated though, No, I hate it. Yeah, very
rock and roll. Yeah. Actually, even this confrontation between us
right now, I'm showing away from there fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I'm the same keys here. I don't need you know,
I'm not into confrontations. No, and if anyone gets to
the classies, smack.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Them seapcon Yeah, hey, no, listen, it's a throwback.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Hopefully it is going to be a great trip tomorrow.
I'm looking forward to it. We'll have a bit of
snapper to give away on the show maybe films.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
We can't give away snapper.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Can't we?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Nine per person? That's twenty seven winners?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, how do we give that one? Are the logistics?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
How do we get below? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
We'll just post it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
How does it stay fresh? I don't think you can
post it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
There's an licen there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
All right, you've convinced me it's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah, great stuff. Hey listen. Make sure you check out
our podcast. Make sure you check out our Instagram account.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Also check out our YouTube account because Pugs on yesterday
put up an outro and entire outro was filmed the
Paperwork special. Wow to check that out see it tomorrow