FULL SHOW: Best soup in the world (feat. Paul Ego)

On today's show, Keyzie is sick again so Jase makes the worlds best soup, Mike has Aqua issues and Paul Ego joins us!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod A.
Key welcome this.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Big show, really, Jason Hits, Mike, mind and on good
o your man Barsard's great to have your company on
this glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty sixth of
August twenty twenty five, and you, my friend, as always
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
at Reburger today.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, great stuff as always. Moggie Ustralian looking hearthouse.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Live again, pretty grassy. Your mad dog is six son
of a bee. But speaking of six son a be
the son of a bees. We've got all keysy here.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You're good man.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm worried about you coming in here, man, really and
making me sick. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You and Jason came in here sick for months on end,
and I sat here and took it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well. I'm actually I'm actually the opposite of mogi. I
want you to make me sick, why so then I
can take time off.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just put in some.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Leave Jason, you know what I mean. So get me sick,
give me your filth. Maybe we can have a pass
or something, Kezy, you can pass on the big lagie
the hoy j.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I have a chest in fiction, all right, I can't
pass it. I can't pass that on. And in fact
that is I'm here because Pugs isn't here, so I
don't know what we do.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're a backbone, man, Yeah, you're a total backbone. Have
we ever told you that, Keezy?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Not really? I don't hate what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
You are valued? Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Thank you? How are you guys going, Keezy?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
What You're amazing? Man? Really?

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Seriously, he's a backbone name. Oh wow, we really appreciate you.
Man and Keezy?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
What Jase get your car? Thanks man, Casey Man, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Moogi man?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Tam o Man, I've never.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fell this week before?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Weak off and smell the nineties now the nothing but
nineties countdown on Hold.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Aking thanks to super Liquor.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Celebrating thirty years of cheers.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Time to crack out with the countdown there.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
For it was just getting into that tune, man.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Jason one tunes into hold. I can hear us sing
a song but.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Time of your life?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah right, there's a tune man, Hey, of course we're
celebrating super Liqu's thirtieth birthday with a nothing but nineties countdown.
Make sure you hit it a super lickou. There's plenty
of thirtieth birthday deals happening and heap sur prizes to
be one as well.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Good stuff, Keezy, Hey, let's get into the countdown. Then eight,
he's number three hundred and fourteen.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
The Darchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Holaky Food, Eye Blind there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. I'm loving this count It's a
bunny great tune. True, it's really nice, isn't it? Fellers
listening to new tunes in the station. It's reviving.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
It is reviving Jace. Of course, nothing but nineties countdown
on right now? Thanks so, I mates, it's super lickout
and this will we go and just after five o'clock
tonight as well, because a few of the songs today
obviously a bit longer than yesterday. Wow, you find that
you find that with countdown, some days longer than others.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, that's every day is different. That's what I love
about it, you guys. It's just eight fellers now listen.
Obviously you can hear on Keesy's voice at the moment.
He's a a little bit under the weather.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
He's been out for a while. To be honest with
people were talking about your voice last week. Weren't they crazy?
I hadn't and honestly notice much of a difference. But
it's interesting that it did lead into an illness.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It ended up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, it was like a precursor.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well that's the thing. I lost my voice and not
lost it, but it just went raspy on Tuesday last
week and then just was like that and I was
just like cool, So I've just got a ruined voice
for like a week.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
This is fun.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
And then once we got Welcome to the club, brother, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
How long did you have yours?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
For?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Like two months?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Three months? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
And then I think on Saturday really started to come
down with something a wee bit there. And then with
a person of my medical history, right when I was
a kid, whenever I got sick.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
The fact that you're still alive is a medical miracle.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Unbelievable, But whenever I got sick as a kid, it
would turn into a chest. In fiction, it's something to
do with my asthma and back not anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't have asthma anymore. Back in the day, but
I would.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Always get an air in fiction. I get a chest
in fiction every single time I got sick, And so
now when I get sick, I get a chest in fiction,
which is what I have now. And this will just
hang around for a while. Yeah, which is annoying.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
So what are you doing to combat it, then, Keysy,
because I know you don't believe in modern medicine these days.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, that's a religious thing, you were saying.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I've joined a new religion that
doesn't believe in modern medicine.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I thought it was, because that's what that's is that
our Mormon brethren. I'm not exactly sure which ones around
that are very popular. They hate the medicine.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm not sure. This is weird too, because I
was kept alive by modern medicine. Obviously, I spent a
large chunk of my childhood.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And a bubble and then the bubble bubble and.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
In hospital as well, so without it, and so my
parents are like, why have you decided to give up
modern medicine? And I'm like, just let me live my
own life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's what I've done,
and I'm just going to have plenty of rest. I'm
going to stay warm, hydrate, Yeah, I'll do that. I
eat lots of fruit and biting and stuff like that.
Just a bit of rest and I'll get I'll get

(05:29):
past and plenty of prayer.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Definitely, it's the key. Well. I mean I I used
to get quite sick quite often as well back in
the day. A bit chesty as well. I know it's
because I was such a robust bastard. It's hard to
believe me get into that was an ugly little you

(05:52):
know before. Yeah, yeah, but whenever I used to get
a bit cold and fluey, and this it's worked every time, right, honey,
lemon and eight fingers of whiskey, um, and just stir
that all together. Yeah, down the gallicy, oh chickeny boo

(06:14):
and you And that's like five times.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
A day, right, And I've noticed you do that even
when you're not sick. Is that like a preventor Yeah,
it's preventative.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah right yeah yeah, and I'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, it's a good home. Maybe I'll write that down.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Heat.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Heat is critical I think as well, so I think
in foods, you are what you eat. Easy, definitely, and
it is the best medicine. If you eat. If you're
eating garbage, you're going to find that you're in a
terrible state. So if you're eating well, you'll be good
as gold. But if you can get some natural heat
into your food to burn it out, naturally spicy spices,

(06:50):
so get yourself sweating. So for me, when I get
and this is to be clear, the traditional sort of
the cold which leads into a chest and fiction which
you've got. Obviously, I have other things going on where
I need traditional medicine. But if I if I had
a chest infection, for me, I'd be eating chip morning, yeah, noon,

(07:12):
and night, I'll be sucking on a chili dog. So
I'd be sucking on that chili dog as soon as
I wake up, right, sucking on a chili dog, maybe too,
around about your mid day to two. And then I'm
just sucking on a chili dog in the evening as well,
does it have to And then and the night oftentimes
you wake up you're feeling a bit chesty, Jason, you
know what I'm talking some of that flame off. I

(07:34):
have a chili dog that will just be sitting on
my bed side table, so I'm gonna be sucking on
that whenever I need to. Doesn't have to be a chance,
it's quiet. It has to be a chili dog.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Because I had spicy noodles yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Because that's going to do nothing that'll make it worse.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And the other thing too, that's great, that's a great tip.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Being really great.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'd increase the darries so that that's your weak lungs.
When you're punching twenty to forty dirries a day, it
HAPs it's up right, you don't get any afflictions.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
So forty dorries a day, yes to forty eight fingers
of whiskey five times a day with lemon and honey.
It suck on a chili dog sucking three to four
times a day.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, Look, if chili dogs were in a bottle
like a bottle of pearls on the side, it would
it would say it would have ridden take one as required.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Right, that's does anyone else have any good home remedy advice? There?
Texted three on three four eight three yourself on the
drawer for a fifty dollar reburg about that's.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
A great call out. Theresy Thanks Jess.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Back to the countdown The Darky Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Swayed there on the Radio Hodraki Big Show. This glorious
Tuesday afternoon. The time its twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
Good tune, fellas good tune?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Never heard it, have you not? I've never heard that song?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Absolutely magnificent tune by Suede who only had a couple
of songs really but UK band. All right, that probably
came out about ninety two, if I had to guess.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, it came in at three hundred and eleven on
the Nothing but Nineties Countdown. Very exciting hearing a lot
of tunes from Mogi's Heyday.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, man, back in the day. That's only what's that
thirty three years ago?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah? Man, it's freaky how that happens. Hey, you go,
I wasn't that long ago, you know it? And then
you realize it's like forty years ago.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Kesey's age ago, Yeah, exactly one hundred percent. And Jason,
how old would you have been when that came out?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Ah, I was just a young fella.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, but like specifically exactly a little nipper. Yes, it
should be pretty easy to just take thirty three years
a little nipper.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hey, we were asking out there by the way, Keyesy's
not feeling very good. He's got a bit of a
chest infection. For your home remedies, Keyzy on three four
eight three, What do you got for us? Mate?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Well, the first text here says, oh, you should get
the other guys to read out some texts, and that
way did save your voice.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I completely agree, man. There's some good ones in here,
but some of them you got to peck and choose
a little bit, because some of it's good advice, and
I think some of these people are just taking the best.
Have you tried a shot of hot sauce? Well, of course, Kezy,
you have.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
On Thursday at the pub.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, went down hell badly after that.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
What are you talking about, Well.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's almost like that has had an adverse reaction on you.
It's sort of like tipped you over the top because
you didn't get hammered that night.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Did you know? Because it's really slowed down my beer drinking,
which I would have done slowly and responsibly anyway. Yeah,
of course, just made me a bit gassy, and whenever
I lurked, I could taste hot sauce. But there's some look,
some great advice coming in here. Chest in fiction aka
broken heart Keezy marriage on the rocks again, Oh that's
not that's my marriage has to get a chest in fiction.

(10:49):
The completely different things, Jace.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
You suggested that CAZy get eight fingers of whiskey in
and with a little bit of honey and lemon and
a little bit of lemon. And people are hundred percent
behind you here keys. They're saying that you love getting
ate fingers in you and that's what you have. That
about five times a day is recommended.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
For me. For me, I'm only a little feller. So
you know other people may go eight to ten of those.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Sure today another one here on three for eight three
keys of your wife's bone dry cooking.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
What about it?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Probably isn't doing your health any good?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Now that's come through on three four eight three snort
with sabi works a treat. I don't know about that one.
It feels like they're sitting you up for a fall.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's a stitch up. We've got Ron on the line
from Parmi Ron.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
How you going, man, bloody mate? So you know, like.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Everyone, yeah, what do you do for a crustman.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
I work in social services.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah right, so, and I understand you've got a good
remedy for the old chick and fiction there.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
The cold in my house household. I usually go with
the general like momenting, binging and carrying on and making
everyone else's problem. It usually worked out quite well for me.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've just been sort of backboating
and just sort of playing you.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Want you want to milk it for all. It's worse because
I mean, in a small Fano situation, obviously it gets
around everyone. And then I just need to make sure
that everyone is aware that I've got it so much
worse than everyone else.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I couldn't agree more with your Ron. That's sort of
the old edage. They are a problem, shared is a problem.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Have agree?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Have you got four people in your house, so that's
only twenty percent of the problem. Everybody else has got
some of the problem.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, and you know man flu ye as it's known brutal. Yeah,
worse than childbirth, they say.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's what you guys say. Ron, Thanks for the call, mate.
We'll chuck your fifty old Reburg about you all right,
Thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Speaking of cooking easy if you don't mind what's up?
Knowing that you are ailing? Thus, yeah, I brought you
in a little poddle of Hordy j Special Carrot and
pumpkin soup to see you, right mate. Bit a tumoric,
bit of ginger, bit of garlic. Not there, it'll fix
you out when you want to. You want to give
that a bit of a sample.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Next, maybe I'll be keen and did you just bring
that in and out of the kindness of your heart
or because I suggested it on the group chat out
of the kindness of my heart? Okay, yeah, cool, just
check you here. Let's see that next.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
The Whdarching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey the.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Afghan Weggs there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
this tuesdayut and then God, I'm loving this music feels
it's good stuff. It's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Fells. Now.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Kesey has been under the weather. He's got a chest infection.
And one of the things I seriously do when my
girls used to get a bit snotty and a bit
coldy on it, Kezy, I used to make them my
world famous carrot and pumpkin soup. Well, that's right.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Jasey said yesterday that you'd made some for dinner and
you're excited to get home and eat it. And you
also said it was the best in the world. Pity Jay,
best in the world ain't number one. And then so
I said on the group chat, oh, you should bring
some in for me, Jason, yeah, and then you were
like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I guess this
is winter soup Chat.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
Yes, it is potating, cruise on garlic, a little bit
of crack pip in there, and stuck tubes quince winter
Soup Chat.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Winter fells. Okay, so you've heated me up a very
generous portion. Can I just say that.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Look, here's nothing, it's not generous man.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well the thing is, I kind of I didn't have
a vessel to transport it, Magie. I was a bit
low on vessels, right, So you.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Just tip it in that massive honker of yours.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah yeah, and then just blow it out into the
bowl for keasy.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
And then the whole station could have had something.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah yeah, But what.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
You've done inad is tip it into what I can
only assume is like a film canister. So one nice
mouthful of soup and that should do me.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Right, feel like a million bucks?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Do you want to know the recipe?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Talked me through the ingredients one time's smallest carrot in
the world.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Two carrots, actually, carrot, pumpkin, chicken stock, turmeric, ginger, garlic,
curry powder, and nutmeg.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Alright, I'm gonna have a taste, alright. Can I just
say it smells delicious, genuinely good.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
He's eating it now, because he's just putting it in
his mouth. Now, he's sucking it down like a chili dog.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is it warm enough?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
He's looking He looked up at he's having another mouthful
because he's not quite sure. He looked up and a
way to the right, like in the top corner of
the room, like Freddy Krueger was up there. He's not sure. Yes,
he's gone, but he's gone for a third bite now,
so it's not horrible because he wouldn't have gone for
the third Well, yes, let's see what he reckons everyone.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm just gutted.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
But there's not more of it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I've gutted because that's the best soup in the world. Yeah, yeah, man,
it hasn't blown me away. No, I just think it's delicious. However,
love all the ingredients. Yes, a little bit heavy handed
with the old humoric or curry powder or something.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Sure, maybe a little bit, as I don't have any measurements, fellers,
I just kind of chuck it in there.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do you taste as you go? Though? Men, surely you taste?
Is just saying now, it's like you don't taste as
you go?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I do.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
He's not Jase, because I know I can tell you're upset.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Human.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
I can tell your upset man, and I just want
to say it is. It is delicious, thanks man, It
really is. I love the flavors, like there's a flavors
I can really get behind, Casey.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Now that you've had a taste, do you feel better
or worse that Jason has only given you a tiny amount?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You know?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I think it was the right call, Jane.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's all three pussy Take that. Next time, I'll bring
in my spicy chicken. That's actually my number.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Because this is the thing I've heard a lot about
the world's best everything. My expectations. My expectations are through
the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair Now three and a
half busies, thanks man, out of five.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
You'll feel you'll feel great in about five minutes.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Okay, good, I can't wait. Should get back to the countdown.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, still the darky big show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yes, indeed the Living In there coming in at a
whipping three eight fields Fields.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Is it a tune from my childhood? Magie?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
That absolutely? Is it tuned from my childhood? Actually, The
Living End were humongous.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Man.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
That was their first album. Every single song on it
is an absolute throbber, Prisoner of Society, whole bunch of
other singles that got released off but they're getting really
big the second album really big. Then they went to
the US touring through the year. Is getting bigger and
bigger over there, They're going to be huge. And then
they had a tour bus crash. Wow, nearly killed the
lead singer and it took maybe three years before they

(18:00):
got back together and he had fully recovered by that time.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Of course, the era had gone out of the sales story.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
You can get your hands on that album and also
if you can ever see The Living End live, do
yourself a favor and get along one of the best
live acts I've ever seen. A three piece the bass
players on a double bass stands on the double bass
while he plays it.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Wow, unreal good great stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Do you want to chat TV?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, what I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Gonna tell you with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, I watched another episode of Grand Designs. I'm very
careful about talking to people about Grand Designs because I
know what it feels like to be on the other
side of it, receiving a story about Grand Designs.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, but at least I'm here willing to hear that's right,
which is not what I get when I talk.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
No exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Kind of it now, but I know how dull it
has been in the past for me, and therefore I
assume everybody else in this episode it's a New Zealand one.
It's a second episode, I'm assuming in the latest season,
not too sure. Down in Lake Oho and the house
had burnt down in the fires about five years ago
and they were rebuilding. Got the backbones that had a

(19:20):
bloody great job. Lovely house. God, she's a nice house there.
Backbone and backbone went over by about one hundred grams,
so it was I think they had nine one hundred
and fifty K and it cost him about one point
one despite the costs of all of the surprise and
materials going up by about twenty five percent, right, but yeah,
it's a good show man real easy check it on,

(19:42):
give it a geeze?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, thanks Morgan. That's on TVNS Plus. And that was
the one where they originally wanted to build the exact
same house and then they couldn't. That's they read to change.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, drama, I reckon. What did you watch to tune
into that? I watched a new series called Presumed Innocent,
that with the Jake Gillenhall and he's a top flight lawyer.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Before you get.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Started, Jake Gillenhall, It Kell, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Gake Jillenhall's cake Jillen Right?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Okay, Gake Gillenhall.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
How many TV shows have you got on the go
at the moment?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
This is one that I watched by myself. Okay, and
my wife and I are doing Slow Horses, yes, which
we finish the first series. I've very much enjoyed Jake
Gillenhall Presumed Innocent. He's a top flight lawyer. One of
his colleagues gets brutally killed. It's not fair and he
may or may not have been having a relationship with her.

(20:41):
But what I really like about it is they build
the tension very well, and suffice to say, it just
gets more and more intense and you discover more and
more stuff you have. You have a you assume you
know the way it's going to go, and then you go,
I hang.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
About Can I just ask, man, are the things about
Cake Jillenhall that we don't know? Is there more of
them meets the eye?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I mean, more and more is revealed?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I thought, so do they pull up the thread and
expose more?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
They expose more stuff? But I want to give too
much away.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Is it good? Though?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
It's very good the drama and it's actually really good.
And it's one of those ones that seriously they build
the pressure very very well. It just keeps going up
and up and up and up. So I'll give it
a good, solid three point three buzzies.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I really like Gag Jill and Hall as an actor's good.
I think he's really great.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
He's a stud to aches, He's a stud to ajs.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I watched the final episode of the Manhunt for osaurbin Lan.
Oh yeah, our twenty the final episode and twenty will
they find him? But it was just really interesting to
see how they went through, what it was like in
the White House while it was happening, right, great insight,
and they even have the guy who shot him.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's one of the people speaking on the DOCCO.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And he's not as much of an American freedom patriot
sure as you think. He's actually great talent.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Great talent, like he's gilded man. He's great talent, but he.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Talks through the situation and a really like he's not
really a really good speaker.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I give it three and a half because he's out
of five. My wife gives it about four and a half.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Loved it, loved it. He's Midnight Oil.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
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Speaker 4 (22:54):
They're going to be fuming. So one's pulled a fast
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Speaker 3 (23:01):
You know. I'm sorry, I agree. Sorry, let me just
check if they've hang on you know, they put it
back to normal. Now, that's really good stuff. I'm sorry
about that. I don't know who did that.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's great stuff. Well rack the New Zealand cricketer stress
factu fracture in his back. Yes, yet another New Zealand fastballer.
But it's probably not got anything to do with cricket. No,
playing lots of cricket. Nothing to do with that, by
the way.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
No, I mean there's no way to know, no, but
it would be pretty rare for somebody. For example, for me,
I've never had a stress fact fracture in my back.
Does that mean that it's because I don't play cricket
or it's just pure luck? You see what I'm saying.
I sort of feel like there's no way that you

(23:46):
could connect a stress fracture at the lower back yes
to being a fast bowler, just because so many New
Zealand fast bowlers get stress fractures in the lower back
around about the time they've played too much cricket.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, well put well put Magie like.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
The way you put it, which was real. O' walk
has a stress facture. You should be on lucky. You
should be like a cricket show or so I reckond.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I should Ah, that's great stuff, that's great.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Sorry, jasus kidding around? Man, Oh that's all ge man.
Should we get back into the countdown?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Fellow CAZy lit.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
We've got We're off and smell the Naties. Now the
nothing but Nineties Countdown on hold.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Aking thanks to super Liquor.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Celebrating thirty years of cheers.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yes indeed his number three, Oh Sex, far and off Keezy.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Holky Mentellica coming in at a whopping three oh five
on the Nineties Countdown. By the way, genuinely interested to
know how you're feeling about the countdown on three four
eight three. I'm loving it feels yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Give us a text New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, well call us on eight hundred yeah, yeah yeah,
give us a good stuff. Hey fellers, I've been doing
a bit of a well, I guess it's renovation jet great,
except it's on my car, one of my cows, one
of my hogs. I decided because you guys will know
that I got an Aqua a few years ago, and
it's sort of it's ahead of it's trouble over the years.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
To equa hatchback.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, that's right, hash black black hatch black.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, it's pretty sick. But it's had its issues over
the years, and it was almost getting to the point
where I was going to have to ben it, send
it off to the wreckers, et cetera, et cetera. But
I thought were actually got a little something coming up
around here. And so what I thought, what we'd call
it around at my place is what we had ever
since I was growing up, is if you got to
fix your car up, you call it crank in your hog. Yeah,

(25:52):
you know, you fix it up, you fix it real good,
you crank it.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Or Americans might say pimp your ride, that's right, we
say crank your whole.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Crank that hole. So I've been cranking it, man, I've
been cranking it hard, really work. Yeah. I brought a
feller in because there's some special parts. There's not much
I can do about it. Because it's a hybrid Jason.
That means it operates on your on your petrol, but
also on your battery power. That what it is, and
it's actually it's caught. It's in the middle there, so

(26:20):
it's like a hybrid. It runs on both Yes, So
there's something that they need there, a particular battery pack.
I was just pretty specialized. So in order for me
to bring it back to life and crank it back
to its true holdness, I have to get some parts
for it. But I think it's I think it's worth it.
So that one part is going to cost me about

(26:41):
five g's five grand, five big ones, yeah, for this
battery pack thing.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Oh obviously wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
And then there was something going on on one of
the front I call them bracket.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
One of the front brackets. I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
That's worth It's going to cost me about two k
a couple of a couple.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Of g what's the bracket connected to? If it's two grand.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Look easy. If I start getting into the knee bones
connected to the thigh bone, we're going to be here
all bloody night, right.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Right, okay, trying to draw you pictures mate.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
And then the other thing that it needs is four
brand new tires, so it's probably another couple of g's
there as well. Yes, but ultimately I think it's weird
because otherwise, if I buy a new one, you know,
money starts adding up, and this one's sort of got.
It's got an emotional value for me as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, so aqua, what year is it?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Twenty eleven? Wow?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Good year.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
It's actually it's actually one of the first ones ever invented.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Oh wow, that's good. Yeah, so that was sort of
still figuring it out.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right, they barely knew what they were doing. Yeah,
you can't tell because it's total's.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Black and how cool hatch black. Yeah, and I'm presuming
in the four new tires because it goes like the Clappers.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
The trouble with it is as soon as I even
put my foot on the gas a little bit. Yeah,
it's just absolutely burning, just gunning it.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, what the equa? So what you've gotta been nine
grand all up?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Give it's probably end up being a bit more. Yeah. Once,
once I polish, because I've got to get some some
polish on the rims. I got to do a room
job on it. That'll be all four.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Does it have rooms? I thought it had hubkeps.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's got habkeps, which, as I call them rioms.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
You're going to polish them're going to crank the room.
So it's like, what ten grand you're gonna put into
the even and you're gonna do how much? How much
do you buy it for?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
About nine nine and a half got a good deal.
But funny thing about that when we bought it from
the deal of nine nine and a half, it was
fresh off the boat keys get straight from Japan.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
I guess yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and the insurance company
would only ensure it for eight wow.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
So part of me thinks that you should just not
spend that money and you should spend it on a
new car.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I be are part of you, but that's the side
that's scared to take a risk. That's the side of
you that's scared to be cool. That's the side of
you that made you decide to get out of bed
and put on a bunny's trade hoodie.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, that's the side of you that doesn't understand cars
kesy Yeah right, Okay, Well I think it's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I think so yeah, because I know what I'm going
to trouble is a bit of the devil.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know exactly. Yeah, that's a really good point. And
it's black.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Edwin Collin's on the Radio Hodnkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is five twenty eight. Now listen up. We've
been running the hire a hobby competition. If you need
stuff done around the place, give the fellows that hire
a hobby you call a fellows.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Totally fellows man. The way it works is you went
toky dot co dot insid you told us what job
you needed done around the house, big, old, small, didn't
really matter. We wanted to hear about it. And the
prize you win is hire a hubby coming around and
fixing that for you. And also the fellers from the
Big Show. So have Mogi there on the tools, still.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Be there hammering away?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Well, if you don't say, I'll be there as well,
bang away.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Exactly what are you going to be doing?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Gezy?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Probably I think I'm busy that day. But the good
news is, Dennis, Dennis, you enter the competition, man, didn't you?

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I did? Yeah? Good on your Dennis. Hey, what do
you do for a crust to sat off with your backbone? Oh? Mate?

Speaker 9 (30:43):
What don't I do? I work in finance and a
bit of a jack of all trades there.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Around your Yeah, it sounds like your house is falling
apart the Dennis.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Yeah, that's fine. That's why I need to hire Abby.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah yeah, right on that front. In all seriousness, what
do you need done.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Make my car port? Roof has rusted through in places,
and it's covered and surface rust everywhere. And I've been
using my two young kids as an excuse not doing
anything about it, saying that they get in the way. So, oh,
someone can come around and get it done, would be good?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, right, So what you want is will come around.
We'll look after the little kids while you fix the roof.

Speaker 9 (31:21):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
You need a babysit of man, Yeah yeah, hire a
bubby or something.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
We can use this Dennis. Mate, you my friend have one.
Hire Hubby's gonna come around to your house and the
big show is where we're going to fix that car port.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah yeah mate, Yeah that's right, good man.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, Dennis. Is it a double car port or a
single car port?

Speaker 9 (31:48):
Just a single mate, just the one carpet's under that
bad boy?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Okay, yeah good, ye're good.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
And you also included in your entry that you're happy
to throw a few snags on the barbecue for your troubles.
Is that still on the table?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Man mate?

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Your name your snags? Are you a bit of a
vegan though, Keysy, you come across as a bit of
a softy.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
No, no, no, that's Moggie. Moggie's the vegan.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
Okay, okay, fair enough?

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Does it sound likely to you? Does it sound likely
to you? Dinner? You're aways sucking on to Fil'm a
hard bastard. All the good news is dinners. As I said,
you've won hire a hobby. You're going to come around
and Jason and Mike.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Mike's going to be hammering away there and Jason will
be bagging away as well.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
So that's great.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
A appreciate it, guys, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Good on you enjoy we'll flick you back to Big
Dilly and studio. A bit mess bag.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Are you guys excited to put a roof on a
car port?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
And you don't have a carport at my house? I'd
like a car port. That'd be good?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
You like that?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Yeah, maybe you guys could come around to my place.
You can.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I'll be banging away, yeah, and I'll come over and
just hammer away at your house. Hey, up next, by
the way. The countdown continues, and then Paul egoes in
for a god yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on radio.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hodarkey pleaded you get some machine there on the radio
hoed Archy Big show this Tuesday evening. And that's the
countdown done on Dusted for today. Fellows going to start
up again tomorrow at eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
That's right, It'll start on the Breakfast show tomorrow morning.
And it is all thanks so I mates, it's super
like who is celebrating thirty years of cheers, Happy birthday
of you guys.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Beautiful. Speaking of beautiful, got an absolute stud in the
studio with us. He's a comic legend. I'm talking about
the great Paul Ego.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Hey, you're mad, Yeah, really good, really good.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
I'm glad I decided not to wear a T shirt
because I thought those compliments were going to come.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And well, I don't know you if you know this
about Mogi. He's looking, he's he's cut like a Greek god. Yeah,
pretty good, but you've come partially naked, and boy, you've
got some gutters on your Paul I'll tell you.

Speaker 10 (33:50):
What if if Monoghie and I were in the Third
Gladiator together, Yes, yes, oh tell you what.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
You will get a role on the upcoming second season
of Spartacus. Will surely you would think so, yeah, as
a local town sort of politicians or nerds. But eventually,
when you think this robe and when engage in sort
of you know, a few minutes of sexual intercourse, you

(34:17):
and I sort of see.

Speaker 10 (34:18):
Us more as like the sort of inbred kind of
children of a couple of families who didn't really sort
of have sex outside of brothers and sisters. So we're
quite strong, but really the same way.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
And I'd just be the sort of monkey little dude
in the corner, you know, dressed and having to go himself.

Speaker 10 (34:39):
To be honest, I think you would have given yourself
that role regardless of what the show was.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Wart Fell.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Familiar with the story of Spartacus, Right, we'll get into
each other.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Everybody going I'm Spada. Clearly, none of you. You can
stop saying it.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
When as oh no, it says here that you're here
not to promote Spartacus but seven days going on a
live tour.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, well, it's kind of like for your jokes.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
One of my favorite questions.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
I go, I go into Google and I type and
joke ideas, and then and then I type, are there
any joke ideas that haven't been done? And they go no,
and I go, well, I should give up, And then
I try and think of something else. Yes, we're going
on the Seven Days Live Tour. We just kind of
like Spartacus. I mean, we've got Josh Thompson on there.
He was very much like a sort of a tongue
and Spartacus really, you know, a tongue and warrior. There's

(35:31):
lots of oil, there's lots of sweat, I mean just
with him on a daily basis, but him and all
the other ones. And then you've got Jeremy Corbett, of course,
who's sort of like the old Emperor who just won't die.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
He won't die.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
He's gone mad yeah probably, yes, yeah, full of syphilis,
sort of grandfather kind of figure that sort of hobbles
about the.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Place that's's And then you've got Ben Hurley who's still
you know, he's he's fighting against time.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
He's doing pretty well.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yeah, you guy who's kind of like the weird little
kind of.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
That Justine Smith is like a street walker. Yes, absolutely,
very much like.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
A street walker. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Look, whenever she hits the streets for some reason, I
hear the tune were Wolves of London.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
I don't know why.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
It's not really not really relevant, but she's yeah, she's
sort of. She's taken out a few men during the night, sure,
and either fighting or other ways.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
So she'll be there as well.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
And Haley Sproul, have I missed anyone?

Speaker 6 (36:36):
I'll be going to what's your character?

Speaker 10 (36:38):
I'm mainly catering, yeah, yeah, so I'm in charge of
mainly just getting lots of almonds and and beers and muffins,
and then if there's an opening on the show, I
might do seven minutes and joining, but that's not always
the case.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
No good, that's just no good.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
That's good like food.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
It might not let you call it no.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
And the show is short and sweet, like it's literally
two one a halfs, like one hour stand up break,
go and have a perst summer to eat, and then
we come back and we do like one hour of
seven days on stage and that's it and you're gone.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
How important is it to sort of get in there
and get out without outstaying you're welcome, just because this
breaks almost five minutes long, now.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Is it really?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
We said hello yet.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Wow we got to the distracted day.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Right by your Okay, gotch so we can then.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, we'll go to a t and we'll come back.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
There's some She hard the Hdarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
She had there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This huesdaven.
What a beautiful afternoon it is too. We're speaking to
the legend that is Paul Ego. He's doing what's it
called again, seven Days.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Seven Days Live tour.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yes, we had Justine Smith and the other day and
she was saying, what a family it was, you know,
when you're on the road together.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
She was also saying, you know, because we sort of
brought up or Keezy did the fact that Jason has
never been allowed on that show. Oh for sure on
the TV show, on this TV show, we just sort
of wondered why that was.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Too much of a risk.

Speaker 10 (38:11):
I think what happened for the first few years when
it was on on the Friday night and it was
on at nine thirty. It would have been perfect for Jace,
but he wasn't very good back then, and then he
got quite good that they moved the show to seven thirty,
and then he was completely inappropriate. So I could have
missed the boat on both fronts. I mean, I still
like him, but not many other.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
People as a friend, though not as a performert.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You know. The thing the thing about me is, and
this is how people always refer to me. I'm a
comedians comedian. The audience hated me, but the other comedians
thought it was great stuff. Eazy.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
Absolutely, There's only one bunch of people who are indulgent
enough to find you funny, and there's other people like you.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
The reason they even brought it up, though, is because Jason,
you know, Coolby's coming in or poorly ego, it's what
he calls you. You know, these are guys that used
to hang with and the comedy has that's weird because
they're all on seven days, but you're not. I was
just so it is just he's too much of a liability.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
A little bit.

Speaker 10 (39:11):
But Jason's carved himself an amazing career. I mean, I've
known Jase for a long well no, not here, I
mean outside. Yeah, you know, as a husband, as a father,
all the successes.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Can I just put it on the record. By the way, Shellows,
I was asked several times to be on a seven
days declined because it was like, we're not there yet.
We're not there yet. Things haven't got so bad that
I need to go on.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
You stand, but maybe a little.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Bit further down the line, and I'm really trying to
get some money together. I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Understand.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
So are you kind of like an impact player? But
the main team was never playing badly enough to need you?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Well, No, it was more of that, you know. I
saw it as a as a blight on my career.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
Oh, I understand, I can understand. I would say, look,
you wouldn't want to turn HALKI one morning and go, guys,
I've been on seven days, get out.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
But I tell you why. One of the great things. Seriously,
there's a longevity of seven days.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's a tribute to you, fellows and all the writers,
because you guys get writers who write your jokes and stuff.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
I hadn't thought of a single original joke myself on
that show.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
No, it's all fully scripted, without a doubt.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
Yet, Yeah, we each have our own. In fact, I
know I wear glasses. I'm wearing glasses at the moment.
But what you don't know is this interview that we're
doing now is actually printed on the inside of my
glasses using AI, So I'm actually reading everything that I'm
saying now. Yes, if I took these off, I wouldn't
know what to say. Well exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe you should have tried that when you were trying
to get on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Well, you know, I didn't want to reach that point
because I'm a kind of, as I said, comedians comedian,
and it just felt like cheating.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, understand, understand, you.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Know, yeah, I'd skyrocket, you know, to fame and go
is it? Is it really me?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
You're kind of like a skyrocket. But the kids run
past and kick the milk bottle over, and you've just
gone into a hedge.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I've just as much. Yeah, do you want me to
ask a question?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah? Go for sure.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
You're doing eleven shows all around the country. Yeah, man,
so you're going far And why do you guys have
done this a few times? How do you find the
response from the great Kiwi's out there?

Speaker 10 (41:29):
It's incredible, you know, because I think a lot of
people who come along to see the live show people
who've been watching the TV version of the show from
the beginning, so in some ways they kind of miss
how I mean, it's not a safe show now, but
it's not as kind of rude and as and egy
as it once was, So we can make the live
show more like that, so the people who kind of
maybe missed that kind of ruined filth than for one

(41:51):
of the better word, we'll probably get some of that
on the live show. And it's just so good doing
it in front of a live crowd. It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
And when it comes to the TV show as well.
The place I've seen that is like still going great
guns with all the talk shows and stuff as the UK, Like, yeah,
they have all their comedians, they have weekly talk shows.
New Zealand used to be really good at doing that,
but I feel like lately super hard to even fetch
a you know, let alone, you know, have seven days
stick around for fifteen how many years has been fifteen?

Speaker 6 (42:18):
I think it's probably about fifteen.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, yeah, so that's.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Pretty amazing that you guys are still going strong.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
That's a huge Yeah, you know, we are very lucky
because yes, a lot of other shows are not around
any longer, and the fact that it's still going is
I mean, it's been amazing for you know, my career
and other New Zealand comedians who people perhaps might not
have seen. You know, if you live and Toldrong or
Gore and the Cargol. You know, unless you watch Seven Days,
you might not see X like you know, Jack an
Seid or Guy Montgomer. You might not know who they are,

(42:43):
but you've seen them on Seven Days. Yeah, and then
you see are well they're doing in Australia and you go, oh,
that's that guy, and you're going and see you live
so hopefully.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Said that I've just pitched a show to TV and
Z whoa, here we go, and they would be very
brothel rampage.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Oh yes, anything with rampage. What kind of thing, And surely.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
It's kind of a show about kind of heartland kind
of stuff going to meet the community going on there.
The last three or four minutes of the show is
just me and a prothel.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
Oh great, so it's like country Calendar but with whores.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Pauligo, thank you so much for coming in seven Days
dot co dot zid if you'd like tickets to the tour.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
You stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, welcome back your massive bagmones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday.
You're listening to the Big Show brought you bo.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Reeburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and good me. It's that'll
change the game.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Great stuff for me and great stuff that I'm bunning's switch.
It does look very comfy, doesn't it, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
It does. There's a couple of them. I don't own
any hoodies that that don't hear if they don't ever
a zep up the front. Yeah, I don't like them,
but I had a whole bunch and I got rid
of them, and I wish I didn't now because they
are cozy. They're good for a what do you call
those things in pajamas? For me personally?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, the sort of thing you put on me. You
just get out of bed and you just lying in
your own filth on the couch kind of thing, you
know what I mean. You can't be bothered, you're feeling
a bit under the weather. Maybe you just chuck on
a filthy, old sweat out man, just flying your own
filth kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Joy Yeah, do you yeah? Absolutely? Oh well yeah, I
don't wear it to bed, right, but around the house.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
And I've sort of had one of my drawstrings that's
around the nekel but you know, nine miles long, and
the other one will be sort of the half.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, guys, yeah, guys. I worry that we get distracted
by stupid small things instead of doing a radio show,
like the fact that, yes, one of my drawstrings is
slightly long. I'm sorry to.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Be to be fears easy. I've got about two or
three drawstrings that have come completely come away from my
sweatshirt smoky because I tag on them. I'm on the
catch tagging away, and then I just pulled them out
and they were a bastard to get back in.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, you know what I mean, all over it?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, and then jesus, yeah, all over it.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I feel like we should once again clarify that your
cat's name is jizz.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I don't see how that's relevant in this case.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
A haha, yuck gos is a tune? Is this white stripes?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
It is?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Hey, haven't got a message from breakfast coming up?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Ah ah, yeah, let's talk about that.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky Guns.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Roses there on the radio, you're good? Yeah, what the
hell was there? What?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I don't know, man, it's guns and roses. That's just
how you do it.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Is that what you sound like when you climb x keezy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah yeah? And I take my wife to Paradise City?
Am I right? Hey Fellers, I don't know if you
saw this, but on the Hurducky Breakfast Shows Instagram story
and I have, and on Radio hduk he's one, and
on ours Jerry Well's filmed a video of him coming
into the studio having freshly cleaned out the studio. For

(46:17):
those listening, there's nothing in here anymore. They've taken we
had all this eclctic garbage. It's all gone and it's
just empty now. However, they came in first day in
a brand new, clean studio and they noticed that there
was a horror of a mess on the desk just
in front of us here and also a giant pube. Now,
now most of it was near Mogi's area, so I'm

(46:38):
expecting him to get pretty fired up about it. But
what say you guys, well, what was the mess.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Well it was from what I remember, he came in.
Do you know, I look at all the great work
we've done, you know, yeah, on the back I think.
I think Jerry is the Hoidy j of breakfast. So
he walks in and he's patting himself on the back,
daggers in.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, he's quite anal, is he.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
And he's talking about how towny things are, and then
he points his camera. He goes, oh, what's this here?
And he points his camera at his own coffee cup
and glass of water.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
No, what it was was a giant pile of crumbs
from that biscuit you guys had, what biscuit, the macadamia
biscuit you got other machine?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
All the crubs from that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, Well that's possible. And then there was a
pubic here. Well I know that's not mine because I
don't have any. Yeah, but certainly the other video I've
seen most recently is Jurry invited a naked man to
come in and visit him in the studio, so I think,
and then the naked man came in and sat down

(47:40):
with Jerry and spent some time with him. So I
think the pubic gear is probably from the the young
naked man that jury invited into the studio.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Right, So you think somehow because he was just sitting
on a seat, I know, how does the pube sort
of jump off him and then come over to your
part of the desk?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Well, how does it jump off me? Concidering, I've got
no pubes jump you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, I just don't think pubes ever jump.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Anywhere on the table.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Then, if we're talking pubes, I think it's.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
More likely that it's come off a guy who is
completely naked in the studio than anybody else.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well, yeah, that that's the most likely outcome. But I
was going to say, I've got a huge bush, So
it's quite possible that because I scratched myself sometimes and
that well, you're literally in the clear on this one.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
It was all over at Mogi's side.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I know, but I get quite vigorous with my scratching,
and there's a bit of a draft. So maybe a
pube detached there's no draft in a draft and floated
onto Mogi's side of the desk.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Shall we record a little response with him to play
tomorrow and just sort of clear the air?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Sure? Man?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Incoming transmission from the Big Show. You're going to feel
us the big show here, the great Pube eight. Well,
first and foremost, we want to thoroughly defend Mogi, who
is publiss all right, yes he has no pube.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Well, it's long been on the public record, fellas that
I get my downstairs laser and without Pubes.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It's like scorched earth down there.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I ran a scorched earth operation, Fellas, what we think
was really what I think is that that that young
naked gentleman that you invited into the studio, Jerry, that
young naked fella that you had there is right next
to you there. It's probably come off that Cicho.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah. Look, I've got a heavy bush, and as I
was saying to the fellas, I sometimes have a bigger
scratch down there, and there are a few ear currents.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
It's possible, but your bush is gray as man. This
is gray as a day in Levin or the hot
of funeral. There's no way that could be one of
the black beauties we saw on the desk here.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yeah. Yeah, But you've got to remember though that my
bosh has covered most of the time, apart from when
I'm scratching.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
It totally, fellas get a Kezy. I'm here as well,
and we'd also just like to say, yes, the big
pile of crumbs that was in fact Moogi and Hoidy
Ja and cookie.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
It was from a cookie. I am sorry about that.
I'm generally very good and it's it's not bad, is
it that we've gotten to know four years and before
you guys have been able to level a complaint at me,
whereas you guys are animals.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Your pegs disgusting.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Disgusting me grows us out.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Me and Jeremy Pickford, who does the desk run sits
in the same spot as me. I don't have any
bee for them. He's actually running a tidy operation. Yeah,
desk wise, why.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
You said there were some like nails or toenails in
your little section there at one point.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
But I think that's floating over on the air currents
from your giant bush.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Chase The hold Aching Big Show with j Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
AKEI Bruce Springsteen there on the radio Holdankee Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Hey fellers, what's up man?

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Before you start? Jase, Yes, I just wondered a few fellas,
I've ever heard of cranking the hog?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Well, yeah, of course cranking your hog? Yeah yeah, massively chicken.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Actually it's funny you say that because we're actually running
a competition now where you sending photos of your hog
and then hodak you might crank it for you what yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is all thanks to pan Hid's new road Hog
ends in I p A. And when we say, oh,
we've been a roadhog in your car, like you know, bro,

(51:30):
you know situations like this, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
You could do one as well?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh real, because you do good car impressions that kind
of my fifty do a real meaty hog?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
You want me to do a meaty hog?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yes? And if one fifty or fort if I'm fifty era.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Like nineties, oh nah, earlier than the fifty I see.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I won't start because it's a ford.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Well we can we can help out with that, man.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Yeah we can. We can crank your hog. Okay, pump
your ride. Thanks to Panhans new road hogins in I
p A, all you have to do is send us
a picture of your hog, which is your car or
motorbike I want to be very clear about that. Send
it through to HODUK you dot co, dot ins in
and you can be in to win some cash to
put towards making that upgrade happen.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Wow, it's amazing, right, it's a good prize. Man with
your little truckie. If you were given that opportunity, easy
to crank your hog with the truckie there, what would
you do?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Well, it's hard because my truckie, my sixty seven Chivrolet
truck is actually pretty much good to go. It needs
some new mets on the inside, some original and oh
that's why I need to hook the A C up.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
The AC doesn't work. Oh, you need the A back
in the day.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Bubbles so you can take it out in the rain.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
And it needs a bubble too, so I can go
out in the rain without it rusting instantly. But other
than that, you know, you can always find stuff, you know,
like just just last week it was parked in the
underground car park work piss and fuel out.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's not one thing, it's the other. If it's not
you know that you need you met or the air
condition is not hooked up, it's packed in the underground
park car park person out.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, yeah, one or the other.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah yeah yeah. And that's why last week last weekend,
my dad was up and me and him went into
the underground car park and cranked my hog. We fixed it,
We fixed the truck.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
How good.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
It's a great competition, hey, fellas, Just like.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
It's just like, did you have to ask your dad?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Naha?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
He almost came out specifically for it. Just like its namesake,
road hog is an old school I PA built with
new school hobs. Crack into one now they're available right now.
So you hodou do codo in, send us a photo
of your hog and you could win the opportunity for
us to come crank it.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Yeah, man, how good.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I'd get mud flaps, meds I have mud flaps.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Doesn't have any mud flaps?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yeah, what are you saying? Flaps like that?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I'd get souped up flaps.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Modess and Mouse there on the Radio Hodonkey Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Now, Keysy's been suffering from a chest infection.
We talked about it quite extensively in the four o'clock hour.
I bought some of my home remedy soup mccarrot and
pumpkin soup for your Keysy. And I've got to say, mate,
you seem better. It seem like you've been revived.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
And you're taking credit for it because of my soup.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yes, you know what I mean. There's a lot of
good stuff in there.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Keysy, A lot of good stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Was it turmeric?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, it's good for inflammation.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Because you were saying, Keysy that you felt like there
was far too much of a particular ingredient in there,
but you couldn't quite work out what it was. What
do you reckon? It was the turmeric?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Well there was different. Was there curry powder in there?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah? And nutmeg.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I can't taste any of that tumor.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
The tumoric because I can't even know. I can't even
remember what that tastes like at the moment.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
No, I can tell you. I could certainly tell you.
Or maybe it was nutmeg. Maybe it was nutmeg now
that I think about it, because I've never really had nutmeg.
Whatever it was, there's a lot in there and it
made for a taste.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, Yeah, that was good, Jase, thank you. Oh there
you're welcome. Man. You're welcome, and it does.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
It's it's food for the soul, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Well, the thing about it is, and what's happening is
he's packed up as.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Old chipping now, isn't he.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
And while you're still sick. I think you know what,
Jason's super dumb for you if you thought to yourself, well,
it could be worse.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah, one hundred percent. That's
what it's done. Jason's just cut everything into perspective for me. Yes,
you know, it's not the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
That's what I do. Keys, It's what I do. And
how long do you think this chest? I mean, because
you were saying as a young feller and it's you know,
well documented you had quite weeezy lungs. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Basically, whenever I got a cold or sick, I got
a chest. In fiction, that's how it worked. Yeah, and
it still happens. I just get sick very rarely nowadays. Fact,
I don't think I've ever had a sicked out of
the big show. I'm anticipating this chest in fiction. I will
sound a bit weird and blocked up until the end
of the week and then hopefully Monday, I'll be sweet.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah. Well, in terms of the blocked up, you'll probably fine.
About nine or ten tonight, that soup will really kick in.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Really and you'll be like blocked up in my nose
and you'll be opened up.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Like a no. Yeah, it'll be the shutters open. You'll
be kicking your wife out of the shower gates. Yeah,
it'll be an emergency kesy steam floodgate stuff part.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Hey, can I grab the recipe for that soup off
you real quick?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah? Sure, man.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
So all I've got so far is a cup of
ignorant what is it?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Nutmeg?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Nutmeg? A cup of nutmeg, two cups of shuter, a
quarter of half a carrot, and then what else was there?
It's a bit of pumpkin in there, pumpkin and then
another tablespoon of tumeric.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Was Yeah, another tablespoon of tuberic. No, it was delicious, Jase,
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Always makes me feel jolly that tune. No it doesn't, Yeah, Jay,
yeah it is.

Speaker 6 (57:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
He come back from his steam als sassy.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
You go in there and he didn't wash his hands.
If you can believe that, do we know him for a.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Steamer was.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
High five?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
No, well man, hody jail yeah man, definitely yeah. Boy,
Now you're talking, hey, fellas, what's a bit of fecal
matter between mates?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
What's what's the plan for dinner tonight?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Guys? I feel like dinner tonight, lag dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Well tonight, Keezy, we're having salmon? Oh yeah, but to
me so kind of source.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Do you know what's nice?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Orange rind cooking, cooking.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Salmon in the air fry is quite nice?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
My wife started doing it as like a lunch thing.
Loves it. Oh yeah, loves it.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Okay, I'll give that a crack one day.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
What about you, mogus?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I don't know. Yeah, well you just had something I
did actually just say I won't have anything else. Now
I've here.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Now are you jimming again?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Nah? I'll start back there tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Good ship.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Yeah mate, I got to get back into it, fellas.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
When are you going back to the gym? Keezy?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
The hell's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Well, it's just you're into it for a while, and
you seem to.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Know used to drog a couple of ks.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you didn't really sort of stick to it.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I was big on the gymming, seriously. I started jimming
when I was sixteen for rugby, and then I stopped
once I got pretty serious with my now wife. I
just hate that. I hate every and at the gym.
Remember that there was.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
That that really got deep inside?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
What lay at the gym when your wife was you liked?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
He?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Yeah, but she was trying to tee up a threesome
so that was all g Yeah, but no, that's a
good question, Jase. I'll get back to the gym.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Man. Good.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
What about you? What are you still at the gym?
You sort of take having money your down periods.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I'm having a down period, Maggie. But I'm I'm doing
a lot of walk and I do a lot of
stretches and press ups and planking at home every day.
Well you look good, thanks man.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
How are you still doing your ass press?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Totally, Hey, you want to feel it. I'm having lamb
meatballs on flatbread. By the way, Mogie. He gave me
the I don't care eyes. Hey, thanks, I love that.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Man.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Tell me all about your meatballs tomorrow. I want to
know how yummy they are. We should be starting the
show off for dinner. Last night.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
That's actually a really good seque.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Do you have yogurt with your lamb ball?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
With Satie, A little bit of meant, a little bit
of salt, a little bit of pepper, a little bit
of lemon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Z yeah, a bit of rocket Yeah. Hey, doing to
wrap the shop.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, let's do it. Hey. Check out the Instagram. Check
out the podcast Till Tomorrow, See you by