October 9, 2025 • 50 mins
On today's poddy, we discuss if it's okay to queue jump.
IT'S FINALLY TIME:
(00:00) Intro - Jase ruins a meeting
(03:48) Mogey goes to the movies
(08:09) We go to the phones
(11:43) Winner of our Big Show Beer
(15:15) What's on the Telly
(18:55) Come on Keyzie, do it
(21:48) Jase did the worlds hardest job
(26:12) Mogey's Audition
(31:10) Egg Chat
(34:54) Gig a Little!
(37:12) Yum!
(40:01) Borrowing the Waterblaster
(44:39) Nipple Ring
(47:41) Outro
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Speaking of you. Yeah, how you're going, Magie Massive stud
U Stallion haus life. I'm pretty grassy? Are you? You're mad?
Your sick son of a bee? Yeah, you're ruddy faced?
Ruddy Such a great word, ruddy. He was a ruddy face.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I'm going great games man as we crawl ever closer
to the weekend and Fiji next week, which I'm pretty
excited about.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah man, awesome, How awesome? You're looking forward to it?
Keyzy Fig Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Man, I'm really looking forward to it, to be honest.
It's one of those things where you go it's ages
away and all of a sudden it's a week away. Mess,
so bloody excited can you hit some golf balls over
there as well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm very excited about that. Look, Fellow's going to be
honest with you. I'm a little bit disappointed. I've just
been on the Instagram account and I see that old
pug Son has published a video unbeknownst to me that
he filmed of me and what I thought was a
private communication. Yes, and now he's just poke. I mean,
it's nothing sacred anymore. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
(02:07):
I was having a little bit of fun with old
Pugs and he was secretly filming it and then he
posts it online.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Well, I don't think it'll be the last time we
hear about it. Of course, there is a classic case
of you know, sort of what would you call it
sexual misconduct? I guess, yes, sexual harassment. Completely unacceptable, certainly
in the workplace, certainly in this workplace.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Certainly in a meeting, Yeah, certainly in a meeting. It
was an important meeting.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
He undermines the whole messaging that was taking place at
that time. So yeah, disgraceful behavior, Jase. But interesting that
you think that the problem was with pigs. So we'll
talk about that, no doubt. In Nature's next catch, up.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, and look go over look at the video on
the Hodocky Big Show Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Cannot you forgu just like it and share it. Yeah,
and just.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Commented, Jase's a disgrace underneath it. Hey, what's coming up
on the show?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Mogi? What's happening on the Big Show with old Well?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Another opportunity to win yourself or at least get into
the draw to win an eight thousand dollars engagement ring
eight thousand dollars good stuff. Then we'll be getting into
what we think the worst jobs are. We'll be looking
for a little bit of involvement from the you the
listener out there as well on three four eight three
and give a squad on eight hundred ho wreck not now,
(03:23):
We're not ready soon. And also I had my first
audition for a long time today. I normally just get
off as Jason as you know, sure, and people just
lining up to give me jobs. But I had an
audition today, and let me tell you, it's one of
those ones that I'll be in the shower, I'll start
thinking about it and I go, oh, an absolute disgrace.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
In the meantime, here's a.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Cult with the hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh yeah, a se dc there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show. This Suesday afternoon. The time is wait, wait,
fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Boom, Hey, fellas, I went to a movie, a movie there. Nice,
there's a bit of a premiere. No biggie man. It
was up at Imax there, big screen. Doesn't get much
bigger than that. Anyway, when I got there, they sort
of they must have baged something up because everybody was
queuing outside waiting to go in.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's outrageous. It was bullshit.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Anyway, while I was standing there, there's a whole bunch
of people sort have gathered in this queue, and more
and more people were turning up. And these people would
turn up and they'd come from behind me. Then they'd
see people in front of me and the queue, and
then they'd go up, Hey, Hey, how's it going. How's
it going? Ah, good to see you coming to the
movie as well, et cetera, et cetera. Right, and then
(04:42):
it's like you're sort of waiting for oh well, anyway,
well we'll see you later. I've got to go back
to the back of the queue because I got here
after all these other people, and then they just stay there,
and then they just stay there, and then they just
now they're just ahead of you in the queue, even
though they turned up late. And then some other people
and this was worse, a worse thing. They just walked
around the queue and cut in. And I know one
(05:03):
of the guys, he's a film critic. He thinks is
more important than everybody else.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh really, he's not.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
What's there's still there's still seats in there, mate, you
don't get to choose it. You're late get to the back.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah. Man.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
So I'm just wondering what the etiquette around queuing is
because to me, that's bullshit. I think you've got like
one person, Like if I Q and my missus goes
off and she's getting ice cream and stuff, or she
goes to the toilet, then she can come and join me.
If you're meeting the people there, they could probably come
and join you. But there's a limit on how many people.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, right, So if it's just one person and say
you've got your daughter with you, yeah, wife comes back
from the torlet, didn't have to go to the back there.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Well, No, I think what it is is you can
let in as many people as you've got. So if
you're one person, you can't let him too.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right, Okay, you can let it. But if you're too
you can let him too.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You can to your point there, Mogi, I mean I
went to the movies in the weekend and my wife
has doing something previous to that and was meeting me
at the movies and I was waiting in line and
she turned up and we had a little chat and
I said, get to the back. Now, Yeah, you know
what I mean. I mean, that really does my headden
when people pushing and you get it in not just
(06:10):
in the movies and the express lane at the supermarket,
stuff like that, where people just wheeze all their way
in and it gets deep, deep, very deep inside my goat.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So in that situation, was it not already like you
didn't have a ticket with a particular numbered seat on it?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Right, okay, So it was the first people who the
first people on the line get the best seat.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
They get the best seats, and there would have been
the disagreement that probably half a dozen people pushed into
the same group of people.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You say anything, and I'm just no, no, I'm just
if I'm just human quietly fuming, they're just pretending to
my wife like I'm a normal human being and I'm
not even you know huge, who would let that ruin
a good night?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Jas Well? I mean she arrived late, she had to
pay her dues. Yeah, your wife, yes, yeah, in the
back of the line there. I was ready to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Argue the point that, so I thought you were in
line for the movies to buy a ticket or something,
and then people cut.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
In that line, that would be even worse. That would
that would But but.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
If they're all sitting together and meeting up anyway, and
the first person is going to buy five tickets or whatever,
they're still going to buy the same amount of stuff
if they're buying.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
If buying all of the tickets for other people, that's fine.
But if you let people in buying the tickets, that's unacceptable.
If you want to do that, you can wait at
the back of the line, and when you've got your
whole group together, then you can join the queue.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's old. Mogi's rules for the queue. That's old HOI
I don't have any rules for the queue.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Some rules man other society falls apart, and I think
that is a good a good measure of where society
sits as you're queueing, because it's basic common decency.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I agree with you absolutely, that's a surprise three four
eight three. What are your thoughts on it? Or you
can give us a call on one hundred Hodarchy Everyone
that gets in touch in the drawer for a fifty
dollars reburg about you going to.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The same.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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Speaker 2 (08:08):
Ikey puddle of mud There on the Radio hold Arkey
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. We're talking about queueing etiquette.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
We are, i e.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
When you're there the movies queuing up, people poking in
front of you, Moogi. Matt's got an opinion on that.
Geta Matt, you're mad, Barsett? How's life yet? A boys?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Mate? What's your theory on this?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Let us let us have it? Mate?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Well, I'm from the Troll and I've been up in Auckland,
bloody queuing in this traffic and I thought, you know what,
I'm just gonna squirt it up the back and still
a bit of side swiping and right the shoulder and
get out of this bloody traffic because it's appalling. What
blood are appalling?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What to be fair? So this is the I do
this sometimes with the left lanes moving the fastest, so
you hoon up that. Then you pulling towards the end.
That's within the road rules. Yeah, it's just a gray
area you're talking about, Matt.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, a bit of a lake withdrawal back into the lane, you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Know what I mean? Yeah, just on that. That does
my heading because I go on the slow lane, in
the lane I need to be, and then people zoom
pass and try and cut and further down. That's right.
That really tesses me off.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I always want I always wonder like you'll come down
like sometimes you'll go to a set of lights and
one lane will have forty cars in it, yes, and
then the other one will have two.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
And I always wonder about those types of people because
I am somebody that will go in the in the
lane with two and then drive out and then will
automatically become space, but in the lane of forty cars,
and then I will fill that gats. I'm not waiting
for eight light changes in the lane with forty people.
But most of the world obviously, because there's forty and
one lane and two and the other people that want
(09:52):
to follow the rules and be backbones.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I guess so Matt, in that situation, mate, would you
be in the lane with two cars or forty?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, get on your Yeah. That's the thing about how
he gets it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I think it was a bit freaked out by my
rage about that about what he was doing. But having
said that, he does get a reburg about you.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So in that situation, Jason, I know this, this is
a completely different topic, but it's still killing, still killing. Yeah,
So you get like, why don't you just pull out
into the lane that's moving and then pulling later?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And I was going to talk about this and just
coincidentally last week, you know, because I get in the
lane that I need to be in and it's a
massive cue. This is like going home in the track
and I get anxiety that I go on the other
lane and shoot down the lane about and no one's
going to let me back in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Not about being let in though, you know what I mean,
natural gap that occurs right the space this space. But
then this is an important thing that people in Auckland
to be fear everywhere else people are usually better when
you indicate and pull in like excelerate in, don't break
and like people wait and they dawdle, and that's what
holds up traffic. You've got to indicator on, wait for
a gap, and then pull in the doge and then
(10:59):
boom legal and your home faster.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Jason, I'll try that tonight on the way home instead
of and Jeff and and the slow lane.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Everybody is trying to do what Keysy is talking about.
Once again, the whole world would have collapsed.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, I need the hordy Js of the world to
just stay at a be so that I can get
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(12:42):
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Faith no more There on the radio, Honankey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah, Hi guys, Hi, Well that's not I went and
saw the movie premiere as well. Did you suit up
by the way, No, No, it wasn't just it was
sort of like they call it a premiere, but it's
for any old scumberg.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Tron Eries is the name of the film. You'll remember
Tron from the early eighties. Starr in Jeff Bridges, a
man who goes inside his own computer program something. So
it's about that and also about AI. So two competing
companies are trying to establish the ability to create. On
(16:13):
the one hand, one company is trying to create food.
The other company is trying to create soldiers out of
nothing essentially, which is AI. And both of them can
get them to live for up to twenty nine minutes,
but after that they die. So they need they need
to find this permanent code which lives inside this video game.
All right, right, as you're set up, Andy, it's got
old Maden. It Jared Ledo, how Hot?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
How Hot?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
I didn't find him up, but yeah, yeah, I mean
I would. And it's the first half and hour is
a bit weird. The music is by Trent Reason's by
the music's by nine inch nails nine inch nails, of course,
led by Trent Reznor, and he's been doing lots of
work with David Fincher, lots of soundtracks. Won an Academy
Award for one of them. And it's a bit full
(16:55):
on for my liking. It's bloody loud and an Imax
a Imex is a super super loud.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I find movie theaters very loud.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
The older I get, the louder they get. I don't know,
maybe it's just me right, Yeah, totally very sensitive hearing.
The first twenty or thirty minutes are a bit weird.
Then it finds a sense of humor and it gets
much much better. It's only two hours long. It's not
two hours twenty or thirty or forty, so that's great.
Two hours, one hour fifty nine. Actually it's moderately funny.
(17:24):
The world building is awesome, the effects are awesome. It
looks incredible. I give it three buzzies out of a
possible five. I stayed and I watched the whole thing. Great,
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'll speed you what I watched last night. It was
called Rebecca m What was she doing?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I said, I said, I spee you the details.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Thanks, Manat what.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Kind of movie is it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's a thriller? Right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Is that it? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I said, as I said, yeah, I'll spee you the
details that can't be bothered.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Right, Okay. Last night I for the first time season
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go from one season to the next, the castle looks
completely different, the kids are slightly older and blah blah
blah blah blah. But sometimes the writing can fall off
from season to season. You notice the RealD change happy
(18:19):
to report season two that was very, very very funny,
same as season one of Here we Go TVNS in plus.
If you like British comedy, it's just stupid, but it's
really well written and stuff. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, then fine, I'll give it three.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Point ninety five busy.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
It's getting up there, Suri.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Can you what's it called?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Here we Go?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Here we Go? Can you remind me tonight, Suri? Ah,
here we Go? Because Kezy likes it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
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Tune in week days at four on radio, hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You're welcome back to your mansion backbones, hopeing you're surviving
your thursdays. She's gloomy out there, isn't you, fell It's
very dark and foreboding at the moment. Certainly where we are, yes,
certainly where we are in Auckland City Central. There's a
whole country at there tuned in man.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, I know?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Was that? What the weather? Is it gloomy where you
are in New Zealand, Texas? Three four eight three. In
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Speaker 2 (19:45):
He was in a deep sleep there, guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did you guys sleep last night?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
Really great and I'm in a great place at the moment.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Thanks, Jase. I'm getting this really Bernie Bernie in my
when I sleep sounds like it's not good. Yeah, stomach,
I shouldn't say that and stuff like that in front
of Mogi.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Is you say it daily? There's always something every time.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Eventually I'm going to be right.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, eventually you are.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You were saying you've got like a weird shooting pain
in the back of your here it's Mogis's obviously, it's
an aneurysm.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, it's a slow movingurysm any time.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Anytime, Jason. But the is you just say, it's so
often every day there's a new plethora of issues.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yes, well, I told you about my bloody ankle that
wake me up at one o'clock in the morning. The
other day. I was hopping around the house in me
undies just ifing and Jeff and go, I mean, come on, man,
why is my ankle hurting at one o'clock in the morning.
I haven't done anything.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What do you reckon that is?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Ah, yeah, it sounds like the Big Sea again. Just
as well, I'm a fit pass. Look, you can say
what you like about just Bot, but he was not
a complainer.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Nah, totally shuts up and gets on with it exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Speaking of huge hour coming up, fellas, I gets keep
an ear up for the old roar of the crowd.
You can win your share of ten k thanks a
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Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, so you could win two hundred and fifty back, yeah,
to go to your next gig. Yeah. Yeah, it's just
a share of I thought it could be like seven
or eight grand, yeah, which would be a share of.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I'm not going to make a joke just about I'm
not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh, come on, Kee's he do it? Man, pull the trigger,
nam Man, trust yourself, beg yourself here, you can do it.
You can do it man.
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Speaker 2 (21:47):
Audio Slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Fellas will be honest with you, but stiff
at the moment. As you know, I've been doing some
backbreaking work around my property. Good news, by the way,
the trades are able today wrapping up the old deck.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, so that's you know, it's good to have some
real men about the place for a start. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
You're walking around the joint shaking that ass.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yees, shaking my ass and my little daisy jeeks.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
How many men have you got over two two blokes
coming over, ripping up your deck?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, ripping up, tearing your deck apart. And also I've
been telling you, you know, around our deck there was
all this bush and all this sort of vegetation and
massively overgrown, and it was a disgrace to me, to
my family and everyone that knows me. And we've reached
(22:42):
that point with it where it was just we're just gone. Ah,
she's up twenty year, yeah exactly, and she's too even
heard the phrase she's too far gone.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh yes, but it's just it's too far gone or yeah,
too far oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
But anyway, my wife and I had decided to be
backbones about it, so we've been ripping stuff up. We've
been clearing all that sort of bank of all the
vegetation and weeds and waste. But we've reached a stage
now because we've chopped everything back where we've got tree
stumps everywhere, and because we have these massive weeds like
weed stumps, right though some of them, some of them
(23:24):
are like trees. You hear. Have you heard of privet? Yeah,
it's a bastard of a thing. And I don't know
if you guys know this, but these stumps and tree
stumps have like a root system, they do. You know,
it's like a as plant. As Prebs was saying to me,
it's like there's a whole other tree underneath for you. Yeah,
(23:45):
that's what he said. And so we've got all these
stumps everywhere. So I spent all today like backbreaking work
trying to remove these stumps from the ground. And my
next door neighbor actually saw me the other day trying
to do that, and he said, oh, Jase, I've got
this massive metal bar that you can stick her next
to the stump and you just sort of, you know,
(24:08):
it's like a lever bar. Give. I can barely lift
the barstart And that's not a lie. I can barely
lift it, right, So I'm Efan and Jeff and you know,
and you get it a little way out and then
that's there's another root system that's there. I mean, tell
me one job in the world, right, make me one
(24:28):
job that's worse than trying to remove tree stumps.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Teacher, Oh yeah, undertaker, Oh that'll be all right, cleaner.
Oh yeah, you don't want to be Charlie gab Yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Does he actually clean the Portaloos someone does, Yeah, right,
I wouldn't imagine Charlie with it.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be a log breaker at
a tudsturing plant. I did a summer of that in Australia.
You're saying it's like forty eight degrees as a bustard.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was there and it reeked.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, just the same. Bame septic tank cleaner. Oh yeah,
tanks fill. They got to clear it out. You get
in there, you got to, you know, you gotta clean
it out. Someone's gonna climb in it.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
I'm working at a checkout stacking shelves at a supermarket.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
A a rectal specialist, which is someone who only does
the rector Maria.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
His specialty area is the anus.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
There's nothing they don't know about the anal column.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's right. I don't even know it was a column
for exment.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
It's a column. It's a sphinc tour. I would assume
if you were doing that kind of job A you'd
be well paid. And you love an amus, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Okay, what about the lady who lasers Moggi's balls.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
No, two lasers are the anuses are the same.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
If I had the chance to laser if I had
the chance to laser Moggi's balls, and I'd be stoked
and doing it for free.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
The Q and it right okay, being Jason's agent, being
on the Hockey Breakfast Show, being married to Jason. I
mean the list is pretty three, four, eight through. If
you've got any ideas in New Zealand and the draw
for fifty door rebig about you.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdikey.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Talking heads down on the radio hold Akey Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon, twenty five minutes past five o'clock for yours.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Just spotting on the textas machine some of the ideas
for the worst jobs in the world that are coming through.
There's some good stuff there, fellows. Don't know if we
can read it out, but anyway, some good stuff keeping
coming how. I had an audition today, Wow. And I
haven't been doing auditions because I've got an agency now
like you, Jas, I've gone into competition with you, so
I don't I don't do any acting anymore unless I
(26:38):
get an offer, so I.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Don't get so and for people that don't understand like
an offer straight away, like we want you specificly.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Somebody says I want you to do this job, then
I'll do it and I will always do it. Whereas
normally you have to audition with a whole bunch of
other people. But I've got an agency, So like if
you were on the box skis, I don't want to
compete with you. Man, Yeah, even though you're in a
slightly different age bracket to me.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You totally slightly different. And also I wouldn't be on
your books because it's a weird conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It would be weird. I mean, you're already on Jason's books,
you couldn't be on my books as well. And there's
a massive disparity of ability as well. There absolutely is,
and experience, yeah there is.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
But in this case, I got asked specifically to audition,
so I thought, okay, well I will, because they had
already been through everyone else. And so audition did the
audition yesterday, all the day before with pigs. But it
was for a voice. It's the voice for a brand
sort of thing. Oh wow, that's a good gig if
you get it, if you get it, And so I
did the audition very happy with the audition because I
don't I don't care, and if you don't care, you
(27:32):
can go very well. So that was absolutely how I felt.
So that the audition, they want to meet a video
it for some reason, so I videoed it and sent
it off, got a callback. So today you had to
have a zoom with the director who's based in la
and the carting agent who is and somewhere else I
don't know where. So anyway, I did that, and then
(27:54):
so I just had to there's only about six words
in the audition, and I figured, because I've done the
audition a certain way that they would that's the voice
that they would want to hear. So you know, you
sort of you read it, You're okay this, And then
based on that anyway, that's not really what they wanted
to hear. They wanted to hear some other options. Well,
sadly I don't have any other He's got one gear
(28:16):
and I kind of had a vibe for it because
she said to me, she goes that the casting. Diric said, oh,
so so you're really good at so you're really good
at voices and I said, yep, really good at voices.
I said, especially if you're looking for a voice that
sounds exactly like mine.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Or maybe slightly different than mine.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
If that's what you're looking for, You've come to the
right guy, because that's all I've got. Yeah, And then
she laughed and I laughed, but she didn't know that
I was being completely serious. And then we went through
it and I was getting notes. She's given me notes
and my thing of not caring and everything going like
I could pretty much just win this, so I just
talked them around. Just just just give me the job, man,
(28:55):
We'll give them them both. We'll work it out, beauty. Well,
before you know that old familiar feeling, my face is
heading up, my ears are heading up, and she continues
to give me direction, and I'm continuing to just give
her what I know as I start making the noise
is exactly the same thing about six or seven or
(29:17):
eight times over. Yes, And because she is a recan,
she's like, well, I don't really know new zing on accent,
so I just want to make sure that it's really key.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Were I you know, not too key? We bit key?
We is okay? And then I'm doing it again.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I'm like, this is this is the same wow, and
now just do it now, just do it brighter, just
to like do it brighter, bit brighter, brick lighter, and
again same, exactly the same, to the point where the
next I finished and she said, okay, and now let's
try it brighter lighter.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
So it was the same direction. Wow, yeah, take my
direction and this time do it exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Listen to it and then do it. So, yeah, I've
sort of forgotten how horrendous they can be, so humiliating, humiliating.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Thanks, so lighter and brighter. Right, So let's say the
line was listen to the Big Show, right, yeah, lighter
and brighter. Is that like, listen to the Big Show.
Listen to the Big Show? Yeah, lan.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
A massive balls and my voice is just how it is.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, throw it away, it's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
A lot of these sorts of things, and it's like, look, this.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Is what this is me, this is this is what
I do.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's what you don't. So anyway, I read my agent yeah,
and I just said it was me.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Yeah, and I said, look, that's probably not going to
get any fear than that, and then my actual agents said,
oh no, she said you were really good. It's like, well,
did she actually say, well, no, she's that's what that's
what she said. So she's either been kind or she's
got terrible taste. Yeah, and I'm open to being given
the job incorrectly with bad casting. Yes, I'm one hundred
(30:55):
percent open to that.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
So you've been saying that you haven't been acting much
because you've been saying.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
No, I've been saying no. But yeah, but now yeah,
I don't think I'll be hearing from them again.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Fellers have got some egg chat.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Great egg chat with the fellas. If you don't know
about egg chat on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Basically been getting really into my eggs lately, and every
now and then I just did a bit of a
chat about it. So the other day, Yeah, it was
actually last night. Here's why I sent through the group
chat last night. Hey, eigg chat. I made my wife
an omelet, right because we weren't that hungry. She just
(31:47):
wanted an omelet.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
In the omelet, three eggs, only two yolks. You're gonna
get rid of one of the yolks for some reason.
Don't know why. Maybe it's like less cholesterols. I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Never heard of wasting good food, Kesey, that's not a
good look old money shocker.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you're right. Actually there's a waste.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Of money that is shocking. Well you didn't just check
it away, did you?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Nah that you did.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Anyway, that's how she likes it, and I've basically figured
out long and short of it is. After eating the omelet,
she called me her little mushroom, her little omelet king,
a little mushroom king. No, not a little mushroom king,
a little mushroom that's.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Because that was a very interesting slip of.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
The toe, A little button mushroom king.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
You're my little button mushroom king.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Keysy, button mushroom King, Keysy is not going to become
a thing on the show. She said, I was her
omelet king right because I made the perfect omelet. She
said it was like just cooked nice and sort of
fluffy and silky smooth in the center. It had mushrooms
(33:12):
and it HiT's what I was gonna say, mushrooms, a
little bit of cheese, some spinach wilted in their onions
and capsicum. She said it was the best omelet she's
ever had, and then called me her omelet king, her
omelet king.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Are we gonna have to what is the point of
this chick. What do you mean it's egg chip?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
So what do we need to get a hey, keazy
a number one best in the wiltsting made up you
patting yourself on the back, rigging your own bell.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
We're humble people on this showy.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh, I guess it is. I mean I was just
really proud because I only learned to make omelets like
a couple of months ago.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Stairs on the inside, me ask a serious question?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Can I ask a serious question?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Is it egg related?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, is what really happened? Yeah, you're in the boudoir.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I wasn't in the boudoir, and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Walking towards your wife, who's in bed naked.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Why is she naked?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, I mean she might not be. No, you're sorry
you're naked. And as you're walking towards her naked, she says,
there you are a little button mushroom.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, Jason, that's right.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
That's why I brought up egg chat because bud mushroom
king Kisy's a new nickname. I'm looking to get off
the ground.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
But let's have a look at the text. Yeah, come
through already.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
the Radio, Hdarky gig A little fund is open.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah. Well the reality is we're getting into good season Fellers,
spring and summer on the way. My mim have got
some cash to give away. Let's go to yes Kezy
you good men, Thanks man, get a injury your massive backbone?
House life?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
How are you.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good thing?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
What do you do for a cross sico?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I'm into a little bit of passion services, sorry, pastoral.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
When you say partial services, do you mean like distributing
poos and stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
That seeds and uh twittering plants and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Okay, yeah, good good. I never check to your offline
actually there and you've got a few seeds and need
But now listen, mate, what gick do you want to
go and see?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I would love to go see Dave Dobbin and Jimmy Carr.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
He comes on tour, he goes to so many he
does he do so many locations, which is awesome and
it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
There's that two in a row we've had for old David.
That's right. Yeah, well he is an icon, isn't He's
a New Zealand legend.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
He is Andrew. Good news is mate, You've got turn
fifty bucks thanks to super Liga. You know what good stuff, mate.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
You enjoy that. Andrew, give us a text and tell
us how the gig was. Don't call us on that
phone you got run there. Yeah sounds pretty windy there, Andrew,
was he?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
What do they say about AMU jays?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, no, neither.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Oh more chances to win, by the way, We've got
more cash.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Cheers what carry on?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Cheers to gigs, Cheers to superlicer, cheers to that.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
There's not the one with the big car today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
No, it's all cooney.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Okay, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Welcome back at Messive Backbones. How's your Thursday going well?
I hope you're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Serving good times and good food dyning or takeaway Reburger today.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya yah yah yeah yeah man. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
Sorry, So I'm actually feeling like I'm actually feeling like
a rum duly obtious.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm so sorry, man, We're just way out of sync
right now.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Is that one of those things where your finger slips?
Keezy No.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
What happens is I panic because we're quiet. Oh so
I fire one off, but obviously you what, I fire
one off one of the reburger stocks, and then obviously,
you know you do go to do the same thing.
It's just a cluss anyway, what you're saying, just on the.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Just on the firing off though that This just happened
to me about half an hour ago, just because I
had to go wheeze, and I went into the cubicle
there and there was another guy that came in after me,
and he was using one of the little wall yearine
alls just whip an ass. Yeah, I mean, I love
that you mean to do it?
Speaker 6 (38:25):
If he can't do it, I'm assuming you can't do
it outside of the bath.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And does he mean to go? Well, look there's three,
there were three of us, and you don't just whip past,
do you know? I don't think so. Like if that
was me, i'd do my wheeze. Then I'd go outside
and pretend I was looking at my tomatoes. But well,
I'd go outside and then I'd rear pass and just
let it wafted away with the breeze. I wouldn't do
(38:50):
it in the toilet. When there's two people really close
to you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I mean I hear you, but I admire that
that person.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't do it either, but I
can see is thinking like it's the bathroom, like he
just didn't care.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Imagine the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah, it's the and poohs and that. I mean, I
know what you're saying. Don't get me wrong. You wouldn't
find me doing it, and I would think it was
funny if someone else is still just founded.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Did you get his number? Yeah? I did. Yam three four.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
If you need anything, Also, if you would like to
win courtside tickets to go watch the Breakers play this weekend.
It's happening Sunday nights. It takes the word bench to
three four eight three and you go on the drawer
for you and three mates to sit courtside to watch
the Melbourne Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
How good?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah man, it's the backbone bench.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
He am there on the radio. Ho Lanky Big show
this Tuesday evening. Fellas, I'm a little bit tired because I,
as I said, I had a terrible sleep last night.
It wasn't helped by the fact that at midnight I
got to call on my old cell phone there, which
I keep beside the bed, your old one, your old
cell phone now is just my cell Yeah, just sitting
(40:23):
there on the bed there, and you know, and being
a father of four daughters, you know, and got I
always freak out about that sort of stuff. So I
answered it. And you can imagine my surprise when old
Keasey's wife started talking. Now, she was absolutely blubbing. She
(40:44):
was really upset midnight. It was midnight and you were
fast asleep. Probably what what do you know?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
You can't just do face all you have to say.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
We were on the radio. I can't say it on
the radio. No, he was actually fastest sleep making because
I could hear his massive snarls hacking away at there.
How could she can sleep with that? I don't know.
She couldn't.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
She got sns hacks away at the air, you know what,
me just snoring, You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's like a chain saw, a train saw. Anyway, Anyway,
she said to me, she says, well, she was really
upset because I don't know if you guys remember this,
I asked to borrow Keysey's water blaster, and he was like, yeah, man,
that's all ge And then he went home that night
and he mentioned it to his wife and she said, no,
(41:36):
I'm actually I don't actually want Hoddy Jay to borrow it.
And I'm going to be honest. When when Keysy told
me that, I was pretty hurt that all we talk
all the time on the phone, and you know, I
help her sort of, you know, dealing with Keysy and
you know, how to best manage him and all that
sort of stuff, because she gets quite emotional, she gets
a bit lost sometimes and I just have to temper
(41:59):
on by he does on me. But so that's why
it was particularly painful that she said no to me
using it, you know, because I've helped her out a lot.
But anyway, she said, look, Hoidy j old jiz Bot,
she said, did she say that? Yeah, Look, I feel
really bad about the whole water spraying thing, and she.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Go to a water spray what's it called again?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Water?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
And I've had to think about it and I've changed
my mind. Of course you can borrow it. Okay, of
course you can borrow I don't even know why I
said no. It's just that, you know, we've let things
to other people and they never come back, and.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
But she must know that you're not like that. It
feels like she's lying, Like what's she hiding? But I
don't know, man, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
She's like, well, it's so she said that because this
morning she literally pulled me aside, right because I was
like over there, she pulled me in aside. She said, hey,
keazy taking knee, taking knee And she said, I was
talking to old Jizbot last night. Yeah, well you were
hacking phone on a cell, your phone where you were
hacking away at an idea with your And I was like, oh,
(43:05):
that's a weird way to put it. And she said,
up to side to let and borrow the water bluster,
but we may as well borrow something off him because
we need a few things at the moment, and that
way we know that not like a hostage situation, but
battering if you yeah, yeah, it's a transaction, right, Like
you're not just taking our water bluster. We'll take something
off you and then we'll swap once we finished with it.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Is that all good?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
And I was like, yeah, that's fine. And so I
said I'll run it past forty j So what do
you reckon?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Man, it's a good time because I had, well, literally
this week, I was going to go buy a power drill. Yeah,
my power drill absolutely shat itself a lot. Yes, have
you got one?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yes? Can I borrow it?
Speaker 4 (43:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (43:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I feel like that's quite an even trade.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Right, Well, we've got a list stuf. I've got a
shoping list of stuff I was going to borrow it
buy here. Do you have a wheelbarrow?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Can I borrow that?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Our blender broke. We're making banana smoothies and we freeze
little bits of banana, so yeah, it broke it. Yeah, yeah,
can we borrow yours?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
And you think no, no, no, And you think, when
you've got that sort of maniacal behavior going on, then
I'm going to let you borrow mine.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's not Monifa, it's just frozen Nana's. It's not okay.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
She breaks them up into a little bit, doesn't she.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
And then freezes them so they're good to go.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
She thought that was a good idea. It turns out
as a shocking idea. Yeah, because it broke you shock?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, okay, can I shovel, snapped your shovel?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Can I use your shovel?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Can I bum a dart off you?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
You've got a deal mate, The Hurdarchy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Stone Temple pilots here on the radio, holdankey big show
this Thursday evening. The fellas I think so our good
mates Diamonds on Richmond. We've got an eight thousand dollars
engagement ring to give away. But before we get to that,
I've got a question I need to ask you, and
i want you to take it seriously please. Right as
you know, I didn't buy my wife an engagement ring,
(45:10):
and now I'm thinking, you know, because I was broken,
we were raising fifty kids. Now that I'm loaded, yeah,
should I Should I buy her one?
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Is it too late? It's too late? Yeah? Thank God
for that.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, because I'm the opposite opinion, I think you definitely
should not.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
An engagement ring. Other jewelry, yes, right, an engagement.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Ring, okay, yeah, because we're not engaged at the time
has gone and passed, so it's something like a beautiful
diamond brooch or something like that.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Yeah, every woman, you know under the age of one
hundred wants a broach.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, but it's got diamonds in it.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Mogi the brooch parts the issue. Jason ra would go
with bracelet. You can still do a diamond ring, It's
just not an engagement ring. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You could do something like slightly alternative, like a toe ring. Oh, yes,
you have a toe ring. What about a nipple ring
or a nipple ring.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okay, let's get to the competition show line.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
We took it seriously.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah my wife a nipple ring? All right? All right, fine, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
I know that she'll be gutted to hear that. If
you're here to Hodak you dot co dot in zen
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(46:43):
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Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, I actually did see them out there in the office.
I've just arrived. It look bloody glad. I might steal
a couple from a volleyball when I'm doing a social volleyball.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
You how many players on a volleyball team?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Five? So close?
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
What is it six?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
It is six?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, but it's a social team, so they have five. Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
By the way, if you hit into diamonds on Richmond,
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Speaker 2 (47:21):
There you go, Jameson.
Speaker 6 (47:22):
You will speak to the cheek bastardn't you.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, I'll tell you what actually that that does speak
to me. So if I buy a ring for I
get some free ear rings.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Diamond engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, the hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. There's a big
show down in Dusted Thursday. Fellers. I'm always glad to
get Thursday out of the way. I don't know why.
It's my hump day. Call me a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Friday tomorrow meant to be nice weather.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
What are you gonna do for the Throbber thing? Damn it,
we'll think of something tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, you can put a little bit of thought until.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
If we don't have to, we can just do another
wild Card if you want.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
You're fully out, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (48:19):
You hate the throb Yeah, he's winning, man, What are
you talking about? He's a champ.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, hang out. Listening to the podcast out through today?
What we got? See what's the clip they clip Wolf?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
They clipped the warf a little clip here called lights Out.
I can't remember at all what it's about, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Know, and then well and then just what lights out?
Oh wow?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Yeah yeah, but you'd probably be a vegetable I reckon
for a while, you know, like your mouth the jar
and just drool coming out, someone having to wipe you down.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
We'll still wheeling into the studio, Jesson, you're still.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
Hoy dribble.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Well, yeah, that was my chat about getting stabbing pains
in my head.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Always think it's aneurysm and Moggie is always filled me
with joy with suggesting I was on the brink of
an aneurysm. Well, I think it's the only way to
deal with it, isn't it, Because here's your say, is
the every day Joseph's got some other affliction.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
It's not just that too, it's just a complete inability
to go to the doctor. Ever, So now I'm just like, yeah,
it's probably an aneurysm. Yeah you go, you go, I'll
drive you to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Okay, really yeah, Hey, now listen, make sure you check
up the actually, don't check up the Instagram at the moment.
Just flag it for today, check it tomorrow, see what's
going on.
Speaker 7 (49:49):
The video will still be up, not if I have
my choice. And also check out the podcasts. Yeah they
are going off, absolutely, numbers are through the roof. But
until tomorrow, you have a great knight.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
See you like that.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
M hmm.
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Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Speaking of you. Yeah, how you're going, Magie Massive stud
U Stallion haus life. I'm pretty grassy? Are you? You're mad?
Your sick son of a bee? Yeah, you're ruddy faced?
Ruddy Such a great word, ruddy. He was a ruddy face.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I'm going great games man as we crawl ever closer
to the weekend and Fiji next week, which I'm pretty
excited about.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah man, awesome, How awesome? You're looking forward to it?
Keyzy Fig Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Man, I'm really looking forward to it, to be honest.
It's one of those things where you go it's ages
away and all of a sudden it's a week away. Mess,
so bloody excited can you hit some golf balls over
there as well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm very excited about that. Look, Fellow's going to be
honest with you. I'm a little bit disappointed. I've just
been on the Instagram account and I see that old
pug Son has published a video unbeknownst to me that
he filmed of me and what I thought was a
private communication. Yes, and now he's just poke. I mean,
it's nothing sacred anymore. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
(02:07):
I was having a little bit of fun with old
Pugs and he was secretly filming it and then he
posts it online.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Well, I don't think it'll be the last time we
hear about it. Of course, there is a classic case
of you know, sort of what would you call it
sexual misconduct? I guess, yes, sexual harassment. Completely unacceptable, certainly
in the workplace, certainly in this workplace.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Certainly in a meeting, Yeah, certainly in a meeting. It
was an important meeting.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
He undermines the whole messaging that was taking place at
that time. So yeah, disgraceful behavior, Jase. But interesting that
you think that the problem was with pigs. So we'll
talk about that, no doubt. In Nature's next catch, up.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, and look go over look at the video on
the Hodocky Big Show Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Cannot you forgu just like it and share it. Yeah,
and just.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Commented, Jase's a disgrace underneath it. Hey, what's coming up
on the show?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Mogi? What's happening on the Big Show with old Well?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Another opportunity to win yourself or at least get into
the draw to win an eight thousand dollars engagement ring
eight thousand dollars good stuff. Then we'll be getting into
what we think the worst jobs are. We'll be looking
for a little bit of involvement from the you the
listener out there as well on three four eight three
and give a squad on eight hundred ho wreck not now,
(03:23):
We're not ready soon. And also I had my first
audition for a long time today. I normally just get
off as Jason as you know, sure, and people just
lining up to give me jobs. But I had an
audition today, and let me tell you, it's one of
those ones that I'll be in the shower, I'll start
thinking about it and I go, oh, an absolute disgrace.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
In the meantime, here's a.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Cult with the hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh yeah, a se dc there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show. This Suesday afternoon. The time is wait, wait,
fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Boom, Hey, fellas, I went to a movie, a movie there. Nice,
there's a bit of a premiere. No biggie man. It
was up at Imax there, big screen. Doesn't get much
bigger than that. Anyway, when I got there, they sort
of they must have baged something up because everybody was
queuing outside waiting to go in.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's outrageous. It was bullshit.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Anyway, while I was standing there, there's a whole bunch
of people sort have gathered in this queue, and more
and more people were turning up. And these people would
turn up and they'd come from behind me. Then they'd
see people in front of me and the queue, and
then they'd go up, Hey, Hey, how's it going. How's
it going? Ah, good to see you coming to the
movie as well, et cetera, et cetera. Right, and then
(04:42):
it's like you're sort of waiting for oh well, anyway,
well we'll see you later. I've got to go back
to the back of the queue because I got here
after all these other people, and then they just stay there,
and then they just stay there, and then they just
now they're just ahead of you in the queue, even
though they turned up late. And then some other people
and this was worse, a worse thing. They just walked
around the queue and cut in. And I know one
(05:03):
of the guys, he's a film critic. He thinks is
more important than everybody else.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh really, he's not.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
What's there's still there's still seats in there, mate, you
don't get to choose it. You're late get to the back.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah. Man.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
So I'm just wondering what the etiquette around queuing is
because to me, that's bullshit. I think you've got like
one person, Like if I Q and my missus goes
off and she's getting ice cream and stuff, or she
goes to the toilet, then she can come and join me.
If you're meeting the people there, they could probably come
and join you. But there's a limit on how many people.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, right, So if it's just one person and say
you've got your daughter with you, yeah, wife comes back
from the torlet, didn't have to go to the back there.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Well, No, I think what it is is you can
let in as many people as you've got. So if
you're one person, you can't let him too.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right, Okay, you can let it. But if you're too
you can let him too.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You can to your point there, Mogi, I mean I
went to the movies in the weekend and my wife
has doing something previous to that and was meeting me
at the movies and I was waiting in line and
she turned up and we had a little chat and
I said, get to the back. Now, Yeah, you know
what I mean. I mean, that really does my headden
when people pushing and you get it in not just
(06:10):
in the movies and the express lane at the supermarket,
stuff like that, where people just wheeze all their way
in and it gets deep, deep, very deep inside my goat.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So in that situation, was it not already like you
didn't have a ticket with a particular numbered seat on it?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Right, okay, So it was the first people who the
first people on the line get the best seat.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
They get the best seats, and there would have been
the disagreement that probably half a dozen people pushed into
the same group of people.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You say anything, and I'm just no, no, I'm just
if I'm just human quietly fuming, they're just pretending to
my wife like I'm a normal human being and I'm
not even you know huge, who would let that ruin
a good night?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Jas Well? I mean she arrived late, she had to
pay her dues. Yeah, your wife, yes, yeah, in the
back of the line there. I was ready to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Argue the point that, so I thought you were in
line for the movies to buy a ticket or something,
and then people cut.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
In that line, that would be even worse. That would
that would But but.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
If they're all sitting together and meeting up anyway, and
the first person is going to buy five tickets or whatever,
they're still going to buy the same amount of stuff
if they're buying.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
If buying all of the tickets for other people, that's fine.
But if you let people in buying the tickets, that's unacceptable.
If you want to do that, you can wait at
the back of the line, and when you've got your
whole group together, then you can join the queue.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's old. Mogi's rules for the queue. That's old HOI
I don't have any rules for the queue.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Some rules man other society falls apart, and I think
that is a good a good measure of where society
sits as you're queueing, because it's basic common decency.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I agree with you absolutely, that's a surprise three four
eight three. What are your thoughts on it? Or you
can give us a call on one hundred Hodarchy Everyone
that gets in touch in the drawer for a fifty
dollars reburg about you going to.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The same.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Ikey puddle of mud There on the Radio hold Arkey
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. We're talking about queueing etiquette.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
We are, i e.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
When you're there the movies queuing up, people poking in
front of you, Moogi. Matt's got an opinion on that.
Geta Matt, you're mad, Barsett? How's life yet? A boys?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Mate? What's your theory on this?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Let us let us have it? Mate?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Well, I'm from the Troll and I've been up in Auckland,
bloody queuing in this traffic and I thought, you know what,
I'm just gonna squirt it up the back and still
a bit of side swiping and right the shoulder and
get out of this bloody traffic because it's appalling. What
blood are appalling?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What to be fair? So this is the I do
this sometimes with the left lanes moving the fastest, so
you hoon up that. Then you pulling towards the end.
That's within the road rules. Yeah, it's just a gray
area you're talking about, Matt.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, a bit of a lake withdrawal back into the lane, you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Know what I mean? Yeah, just on that. That does
my heading because I go on the slow lane, in
the lane I need to be, and then people zoom
pass and try and cut and further down. That's right.
That really tesses me off.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I always want I always wonder like you'll come down
like sometimes you'll go to a set of lights and
one lane will have forty cars in it, yes, and
then the other one will have two.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
And I always wonder about those types of people because
I am somebody that will go in the in the
lane with two and then drive out and then will
automatically become space, but in the lane of forty cars,
and then I will fill that gats. I'm not waiting
for eight light changes in the lane with forty people.
But most of the world obviously, because there's forty and
one lane and two and the other people that want
(09:52):
to follow the rules and be backbones.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I guess so Matt, in that situation, mate, would you
be in the lane with two cars or forty?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, get on your Yeah. That's the thing about how
he gets it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I think it was a bit freaked out by my
rage about that about what he was doing. But having
said that, he does get a reburg about you.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So in that situation, Jason, I know this, this is
a completely different topic, but it's still killing, still killing. Yeah,
So you get like, why don't you just pull out
into the lane that's moving and then pulling later?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And I was going to talk about this and just
coincidentally last week, you know, because I get in the
lane that I need to be in and it's a
massive cue. This is like going home in the track
and I get anxiety that I go on the other
lane and shoot down the lane about and no one's
going to let me back in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Not about being let in though, you know what I mean,
natural gap that occurs right the space this space. But
then this is an important thing that people in Auckland
to be fear everywhere else people are usually better when
you indicate and pull in like excelerate in, don't break
and like people wait and they dawdle, and that's what
holds up traffic. You've got to indicator on, wait for
a gap, and then pull in the doge and then
(10:59):
boom legal and your home faster.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Jason, I'll try that tonight on the way home instead
of and Jeff and and the slow lane.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Everybody is trying to do what Keysy is talking about.
Once again, the whole world would have collapsed.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, I need the hordy Js of the world to
just stay at a be so that I can get
home by the way coming up shortly. If you enter
the competition to name our beer, oh yes, and when
flight's accommodation and tickets to the Daneedin Craft Beer and
Food Festival. Yes, if you did that, make sure you
get your phone on because we're gonna be calling the
(11:34):
winner soon.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio Hoarchy.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He is, indeed Allison Chains here on the Radio Hoedarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon of time four thirty eight. Now,
if you've been paying any kind of attention, you'll know
that we've been running a name our Beer competition.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Feelers, that's right, name our beer. Emerson's are making a
one off brew to celebrate the da Craft Beer and
Food Festival and also celebrate the fact that we're gonna
be down there broadcasting live. We're looking for a name
for this particular brew. And if you submitted a name,
you went in the drawd to win free flights accommodation
you and to mate tickets to the trail, which is
bloody exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And to the festival. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Good time, good times, great times, Jason. Now, just a
little peak behind the curtain here. As you can imagine,
the names of the beers that were sent through were
let's just say, if they went into production and then
they were written on the side of a cans, it'd
probably be a lot of complaints. For example, just going
to look straight away right now at the huge list
big Buzzy jearz Ah, yellow Wheeze, things like big schnozz
(12:42):
Keezy and stuff like that meat patty nips Hazy. That's
not too bad. Yeah, but a few legal teams had
to look at these beer names.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah, there was legal teams involved. Now, if it was
up to us, god knows what it will be called,
but then it would be pulled off shelves, which apparently
I don't want to do. So yeah, with that, With
that of my ninety nine percent of possible of the
entries were ruled out.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, yeah, entrees because they were completely filthy, Because you
were filthy New Zealand. That's why to be feared.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
My suggestion of Midnight Steamer was also ruled out because
what's that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And I was like, and also Tony on all fours
looking over his shoulder, rolled out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, god go.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, But I tell you what wasn't ruled out? Fellows
our winner, get a Sarah. How's life good?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Thanks guys, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Very good? Thanks Sarah? What do you do for a crust? Incidentally,
I'm an architect.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Bloody oath and Sarah, we're about to your base.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Mate, Auckland, West Eckland.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Good stuff, all right, Sarah? Do you want to unveil
the the one hundred percent PG new name of the
Big Show Beer?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, I need to remember what I put in, but
I'm pretty sure it involved something to do with the
Big Show. Do Yeah, yeah, very nice, very nice.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
That's good because you know it does sort of fit
in with our show. No one's talking about people's downstairs
or poos or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
It was tasteful, Sarah, tasteful, well done. Tell me, have
you ever been to Duneda before for the festival? No,
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And how you're going to take with you and hopefully
my partner. Yeah, I'll get some time, make a steamy
weekend of it, Sarah hopefully hopefully. Yeah, good stuff. Hey, well,
congratulations you enjoy that trip. We'll chuck you back to
Big Deli and Studio b Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, awesome, mate, there you go, eh bloody exciting, the
big Do Douge. I'll begetting around it. Yeah, man, will
be poor and plenty of minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You don't care what it's called, do you? Keysing? You'll
be sucking hard?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well, I mean I'm sucking. It's called half of the
things that people tried to name it. Definitely not the Hierarchy.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Faith no more There on the radio, Honankey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah, Hi guys, Hi, Well that's not I went and
saw the movie premiere as well. Did you suit up
by the way, No, No, it wasn't just it was
sort of like they call it a premiere, but it's
for any old scumberg.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Tron Eries is the name of the film. You'll remember
Tron from the early eighties. Starr in Jeff Bridges, a
man who goes inside his own computer program something. So
it's about that and also about AI. So two competing
companies are trying to establish the ability to create. On
(16:13):
the one hand, one company is trying to create food.
The other company is trying to create soldiers out of
nothing essentially, which is AI. And both of them can
get them to live for up to twenty nine minutes,
but after that they die. So they need they need
to find this permanent code which lives inside this video game.
All right, right, as you're set up, Andy, it's got
old Maden. It Jared Ledo, how Hot?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
How Hot?
Speaker 6 (16:33):
I didn't find him up, but yeah, yeah, I mean
I would. And it's the first half and hour is
a bit weird. The music is by Trent Reason's by
the music's by nine inch nails nine inch nails, of course,
led by Trent Reznor, and he's been doing lots of
work with David Fincher, lots of soundtracks. Won an Academy
Award for one of them. And it's a bit full
(16:55):
on for my liking. It's bloody loud and an Imax
a Imex is a super super loud.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I find movie theaters very loud.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
The older I get, the louder they get. I don't know,
maybe it's just me right, Yeah, totally very sensitive hearing.
The first twenty or thirty minutes are a bit weird.
Then it finds a sense of humor and it gets
much much better. It's only two hours long. It's not
two hours twenty or thirty or forty, so that's great.
Two hours, one hour fifty nine. Actually it's moderately funny.
(17:24):
The world building is awesome, the effects are awesome. It
looks incredible. I give it three buzzies out of a
possible five. I stayed and I watched the whole thing. Great,
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'll speed you what I watched last night. It was
called Rebecca m What was she doing?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I said, I said, I spee you the details.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Thanks, Manat what.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Kind of movie is it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's a thriller? Right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Is that it? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I said, as I said, yeah, I'll spee you the
details that can't be bothered.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Right, Okay. Last night I for the first time season
two of the British comedy that I've been watching on
TVNS in Plus called Here we Go. Usually when shows
go from one season to the next, the castle looks
completely different, the kids are slightly older and blah blah
blah blah blah. But sometimes the writing can fall off
from season to season. You notice the RealD change happy
(18:19):
to report season two that was very, very very funny,
same as season one of Here we Go TVNS in plus.
If you like British comedy, it's just stupid, but it's
really well written and stuff. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Okay, then fine, I'll give it three.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Point ninety five busy.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
It's getting up there, Suri.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Can you what's it called?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Here we Go?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Here we Go? Can you remind me tonight, Suri? Ah,
here we Go? Because Kezy likes it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio, hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You're welcome back to your mansion backbones, hopeing you're surviving
your thursdays. She's gloomy out there, isn't you, fell It's
very dark and foreboding at the moment. Certainly where we are, yes,
certainly where we are in Auckland City Central. There's a
whole country at there tuned in man.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, I know?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Was that? What the weather? Is it gloomy where you
are in New Zealand, Texas? Three four eight three. In
the meantime, this is the big show brought to you by.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
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Speaker 2 (19:22):
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Speaker 3 (19:33):
I was dreaming about Reburger.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It was so crave worthy but it was gormete and
it was straight food.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
He was in a deep sleep there, guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did you guys sleep last night?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
Really great and I'm in a great place at the moment.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Thanks, Jase. I'm getting this really Bernie Bernie in my
when I sleep sounds like it's not good. Yeah, stomach,
I shouldn't say that and stuff like that in front
of Mogi.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Is you say it daily? There's always something every time.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Eventually I'm going to be right.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, eventually you are.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You were saying you've got like a weird shooting pain
in the back of your here it's Mogis's obviously, it's
an aneurysm.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, it's a slow movingurysm any time.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Anytime, Jason. But the is you just say, it's so
often every day there's a new plethora of issues.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yes, well, I told you about my bloody ankle that
wake me up at one o'clock in the morning. The
other day. I was hopping around the house in me
undies just ifing and Jeff and go, I mean, come on, man,
why is my ankle hurting at one o'clock in the morning.
I haven't done anything.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What do you reckon that is?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Ah, yeah, it sounds like the Big Sea again. Just
as well, I'm a fit pass. Look, you can say
what you like about just Bot, but he was not
a complainer.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Nah, totally shuts up and gets on with it exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Speaking of huge hour coming up, fellas, I gets keep
an ear up for the old roar of the crowd.
You can win your share of ten k thanks a
super liquor like five k Wow, I mean you'll share it. Well,
now we've got a whole heap of turn fifty old
prizes to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, so you could win two hundred and fifty back, yeah,
to go to your next gig. Yeah. Yeah, it's just
a share of I thought it could be like seven
or eight grand, yeah, which would be a share of.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I'm not going to make a joke just about I'm
not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh, come on, Kee's he do it? Man, pull the trigger,
nam Man, trust yourself, beg yourself here, you can do it.
You can do it man.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Audio Slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Fellas will be honest with you, but stiff
at the moment. As you know, I've been doing some
backbreaking work around my property. Good news, by the way,
the trades are able today wrapping up the old deck.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, so that's you know, it's good to have some
real men about the place for a start. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
You're walking around the joint shaking that ass.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yees, shaking my ass and my little daisy jeeks.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
How many men have you got over two two blokes
coming over, ripping up your deck?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, ripping up, tearing your deck apart. And also I've
been telling you, you know, around our deck there was
all this bush and all this sort of vegetation and
massively overgrown, and it was a disgrace to me, to
my family and everyone that knows me. And we've reached
(22:42):
that point with it where it was just we're just gone. Ah,
she's up twenty year, yeah exactly, and she's too even
heard the phrase she's too far gone.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh yes, but it's just it's too far gone or yeah,
too far oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
But anyway, my wife and I had decided to be
backbones about it, so we've been ripping stuff up. We've
been clearing all that sort of bank of all the
vegetation and weeds and waste. But we've reached a stage
now because we've chopped everything back where we've got tree
stumps everywhere, and because we have these massive weeds like
weed stumps, right though some of them, some of them
(23:24):
are like trees. You hear. Have you heard of privet? Yeah,
it's a bastard of a thing. And I don't know
if you guys know this, but these stumps and tree
stumps have like a root system, they do. You know,
it's like a as plant. As Prebs was saying to me,
it's like there's a whole other tree underneath for you. Yeah,
(23:45):
that's what he said. And so we've got all these
stumps everywhere. So I spent all today like backbreaking work
trying to remove these stumps from the ground. And my
next door neighbor actually saw me the other day trying
to do that, and he said, oh, Jase, I've got
this massive metal bar that you can stick her next
to the stump and you just sort of, you know,
(24:08):
it's like a lever bar. Give. I can barely lift
the barstart And that's not a lie. I can barely
lift it, right, So I'm Efan and Jeff and you know,
and you get it a little way out and then
that's there's another root system that's there. I mean, tell
me one job in the world, right, make me one
(24:28):
job that's worse than trying to remove tree stumps.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Teacher, Oh yeah, undertaker, Oh that'll be all right, cleaner.
Oh yeah, you don't want to be Charlie gab Yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Does he actually clean the Portaloos someone does, Yeah, right,
I wouldn't imagine Charlie with it.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be a log breaker at
a tudsturing plant. I did a summer of that in Australia.
You're saying it's like forty eight degrees as a bustard.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was there and it reeked.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, just the same. Bame septic tank cleaner. Oh yeah,
tanks fill. They got to clear it out. You get
in there, you got to, you know, you gotta clean
it out. Someone's gonna climb in it.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
I'm working at a checkout stacking shelves at a supermarket.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
A a rectal specialist, which is someone who only does
the rector Maria.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
His specialty area is the anus.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
There's nothing they don't know about the anal column.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's right. I don't even know it was a column
for exment.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
It's a column. It's a sphinc tour. I would assume
if you were doing that kind of job A you'd
be well paid. And you love an amus, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Okay, what about the lady who lasers Moggi's balls.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
No, two lasers are the anuses are the same.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
If I had the chance to laser if I had
the chance to laser Moggi's balls, and I'd be stoked
and doing it for free.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
The Q and it right okay, being Jason's agent, being
on the Hockey Breakfast Show, being married to Jason. I
mean the list is pretty three, four, eight through. If
you've got any ideas in New Zealand and the draw
for fifty door rebig about you.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdikey.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Talking heads down on the radio hold Akey Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon, twenty five minutes past five o'clock for yours.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Just spotting on the textas machine some of the ideas
for the worst jobs in the world that are coming through.
There's some good stuff there, fellows. Don't know if we
can read it out, but anyway, some good stuff keeping
coming how. I had an audition today, Wow. And I
haven't been doing auditions because I've got an agency now
like you, Jas, I've gone into competition with you, so
I don't I don't do any acting anymore unless I
(26:38):
get an offer, so I.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Don't get so and for people that don't understand like
an offer straight away, like we want you specificly.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Somebody says I want you to do this job, then
I'll do it and I will always do it. Whereas
normally you have to audition with a whole bunch of
other people. But I've got an agency, So like if
you were on the box skis, I don't want to
compete with you. Man, Yeah, even though you're in a
slightly different age bracket to me.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You totally slightly different. And also I wouldn't be on
your books because it's a weird conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It would be weird. I mean, you're already on Jason's books,
you couldn't be on my books as well. And there's
a massive disparity of ability as well. There absolutely is,
and experience, yeah there is.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
But in this case, I got asked specifically to audition,
so I thought, okay, well I will, because they had
already been through everyone else. And so audition did the
audition yesterday, all the day before with pigs. But it
was for a voice. It's the voice for a brand
sort of thing. Oh wow, that's a good gig if
you get it, if you get it, And so I
did the audition very happy with the audition because I
don't I don't care, and if you don't care, you
(27:32):
can go very well. So that was absolutely how I felt.
So that the audition, they want to meet a video
it for some reason, so I videoed it and sent
it off, got a callback. So today you had to
have a zoom with the director who's based in la
and the carting agent who is and somewhere else I
don't know where. So anyway, I did that, and then
(27:54):
so I just had to there's only about six words
in the audition, and I figured, because I've done the
audition a certain way that they would that's the voice
that they would want to hear. So you know, you
sort of you read it, You're okay this, And then
based on that anyway, that's not really what they wanted
to hear. They wanted to hear some other options. Well,
sadly I don't have any other He's got one gear
(28:16):
and I kind of had a vibe for it because
she said to me, she goes that the casting. Diric said, oh,
so so you're really good at so you're really good
at voices and I said, yep, really good at voices.
I said, especially if you're looking for a voice that
sounds exactly like mine.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Or maybe slightly different than mine.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
If that's what you're looking for, You've come to the
right guy, because that's all I've got. Yeah, And then
she laughed and I laughed, but she didn't know that
I was being completely serious. And then we went through
it and I was getting notes. She's given me notes
and my thing of not caring and everything going like
I could pretty much just win this, so I just
talked them around. Just just just give me the job, man,
(28:55):
We'll give them them both. We'll work it out, beauty. Well,
before you know that old familiar feeling, my face is
heading up, my ears are heading up, and she continues
to give me direction, and I'm continuing to just give
her what I know as I start making the noise
is exactly the same thing about six or seven or
(29:17):
eight times over. Yes, And because she is a recan,
she's like, well, I don't really know new zing on accent,
so I just want to make sure that it's really key.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Were I you know, not too key? We bit key?
We is okay? And then I'm doing it again.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I'm like, this is this is the same wow, and
now just do it now, just do it brighter, just
to like do it brighter, bit brighter, brick lighter, and
again same, exactly the same, to the point where the
next I finished and she said, okay, and now let's
try it brighter lighter.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
So it was the same direction. Wow, yeah, take my
direction and this time do it exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Listen to it and then do it. So, yeah, I've
sort of forgotten how horrendous they can be, so humiliating, humiliating.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Thanks, so lighter and brighter. Right, So let's say the
line was listen to the Big Show, right, yeah, lighter
and brighter. Is that like, listen to the Big Show.
Listen to the Big Show? Yeah, lan.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
A massive balls and my voice is just how it is.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, throw it away, it's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
A lot of these sorts of things, and it's like, look, this.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Is what this is me, this is this is what
I do.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's what you don't. So anyway, I read my agent yeah,
and I just said it was me.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Yeah, and I said, look, that's probably not going to
get any fear than that, and then my actual agents said,
oh no, she said you were really good. It's like, well,
did she actually say, well, no, she's that's what that's
what she said. So she's either been kind or she's
got terrible taste. Yeah, and I'm open to being given
the job incorrectly with bad casting. Yes, I'm one hundred
(30:55):
percent open to that.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
So you've been saying that you haven't been acting much
because you've been saying.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
No, I've been saying no. But yeah, but now yeah,
I don't think I'll be hearing from them again.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Fellers have got some egg chat.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Great egg chat with the fellas. If you don't know
about egg chat on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Basically been getting really into my eggs lately, and every
now and then I just did a bit of a
chat about it. So the other day, Yeah, it was
actually last night. Here's why I sent through the group
chat last night. Hey, eigg chat. I made my wife
an omelet, right because we weren't that hungry. She just
(31:47):
wanted an omelet.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
In the omelet, three eggs, only two yolks. You're gonna
get rid of one of the yolks for some reason.
Don't know why. Maybe it's like less cholesterols. I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Never heard of wasting good food, Kesey, that's not a
good look old money shocker.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you're right. Actually there's a waste.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Of money that is shocking. Well you didn't just check
it away, did you?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Nah that you did.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Anyway, that's how she likes it, and I've basically figured
out long and short of it is. After eating the omelet,
she called me her little mushroom, her little omelet king,
a little mushroom king. No, not a little mushroom king,
a little mushroom that's.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Because that was a very interesting slip of.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
The toe, A little button mushroom king.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
You're my little button mushroom king.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Keysy, button mushroom King, Keysy is not going to become
a thing on the show. She said, I was her
omelet king right because I made the perfect omelet. She
said it was like just cooked nice and sort of
fluffy and silky smooth in the center. It had mushrooms
(33:12):
and it HiT's what I was gonna say, mushrooms, a
little bit of cheese, some spinach wilted in their onions
and capsicum. She said it was the best omelet she's
ever had, and then called me her omelet king, her
omelet king.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Are we gonna have to what is the point of
this chick. What do you mean it's egg chip?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
So what do we need to get a hey, keazy
a number one best in the wiltsting made up you
patting yourself on the back, rigging your own bell.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
We're humble people on this showy.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh, I guess it is. I mean I was just
really proud because I only learned to make omelets like
a couple of months ago.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Stairs on the inside, me ask a serious question?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Can I ask a serious question?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Is it egg related?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, is what really happened? Yeah, you're in the boudoir.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I wasn't in the boudoir, and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Walking towards your wife, who's in bed naked.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Why is she naked?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, I mean she might not be. No, you're sorry
you're naked. And as you're walking towards her naked, she says,
there you are a little button mushroom.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, Jason, that's right.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
That's why I brought up egg chat because bud mushroom
king Kisy's a new nickname. I'm looking to get off
the ground.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
But let's have a look at the text. Yeah, come
through already.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
the Radio, Hdarky gig A little fund is open.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah. Well the reality is we're getting into good season Fellers,
spring and summer on the way. My mim have got
some cash to give away. Let's go to yes Kezy
you good men, Thanks man, get a injury your massive backbone?
House life?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
How are you.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good thing?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
What do you do for a cross sico?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
I'm into a little bit of passion services, sorry, pastoral.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
When you say partial services, do you mean like distributing
poos and stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
That seeds and uh twittering plants and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Okay, yeah, good good. I never check to your offline
actually there and you've got a few seeds and need
But now listen, mate, what gick do you want to
go and see?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I would love to go see Dave Dobbin and Jimmy Carr.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
He comes on tour, he goes to so many he
does he do so many locations, which is awesome and
it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
There's that two in a row we've had for old David.
That's right. Yeah, well he is an icon, isn't He's
a New Zealand legend.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
He is Andrew. Good news is mate, You've got turn
fifty bucks thanks to super Liga. You know what good stuff, mate.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
You enjoy that. Andrew, give us a text and tell
us how the gig was. Don't call us on that
phone you got run there. Yeah sounds pretty windy there, Andrew,
was he?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
What do they say about AMU jays?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, no, neither.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Oh more chances to win, by the way, We've got
more cash.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Cheers what carry on?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Cheers to gigs, Cheers to superlicer, cheers to that.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
There's not the one with the big car today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
No, it's all cooney.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Okay, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Welcome back at Messive Backbones. How's your Thursday going well?
I hope you're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Serving good times and good food dyning or takeaway Reburger today.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya yah yah yeah yeah man. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
Sorry, So I'm actually feeling like I'm actually feeling like
a rum duly obtious.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm so sorry, man, We're just way out of sync
right now.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Is that one of those things where your finger slips?
Keezy No.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
What happens is I panic because we're quiet. Oh so
I fire one off, but obviously you what, I fire
one off one of the reburger stocks, and then obviously,
you know you do go to do the same thing.
It's just a cluss anyway, what you're saying, just on the.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Just on the firing off though that This just happened
to me about half an hour ago, just because I
had to go wheeze, and I went into the cubicle
there and there was another guy that came in after me,
and he was using one of the little wall yearine
alls just whip an ass. Yeah, I mean, I love
that you mean to do it?
Speaker 6 (38:25):
If he can't do it, I'm assuming you can't do
it outside of the bath.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And does he mean to go? Well, look there's three,
there were three of us, and you don't just whip past,
do you know? I don't think so. Like if that
was me, i'd do my wheeze. Then I'd go outside
and pretend I was looking at my tomatoes. But well,
I'd go outside and then I'd rear pass and just
let it wafted away with the breeze. I wouldn't do
(38:50):
it in the toilet. When there's two people really close
to you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I mean I hear you, but I admire that
that person.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't do it either, but I
can see is thinking like it's the bathroom, like he
just didn't care.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Imagine the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah, it's the and poohs and that. I mean, I
know what you're saying. Don't get me wrong. You wouldn't
find me doing it, and I would think it was
funny if someone else is still just founded.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Did you get his number? Yeah? I did. Yam three four.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
If you need anything, Also, if you would like to
win courtside tickets to go watch the Breakers play this weekend.
It's happening Sunday nights. It takes the word bench to
three four eight three and you go on the drawer
for you and three mates to sit courtside to watch
the Melbourne Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
How good?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah man, it's the backbone bench.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
He am there on the radio. Ho Lanky Big show
this Tuesday evening. Fellas, I'm a little bit tired because I,
as I said, I had a terrible sleep last night.
It wasn't helped by the fact that at midnight I
got to call on my old cell phone there, which
I keep beside the bed, your old one, your old
cell phone now is just my cell Yeah, just sitting
(40:23):
there on the bed there, and you know, and being
a father of four daughters, you know, and got I
always freak out about that sort of stuff. So I
answered it. And you can imagine my surprise when old
Keasey's wife started talking. Now, she was absolutely blubbing. She
(40:44):
was really upset midnight. It was midnight and you were
fast asleep. Probably what what do you know?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
You can't just do face all you have to say.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
We were on the radio. I can't say it on
the radio. No, he was actually fastest sleep making because
I could hear his massive snarls hacking away at there.
How could she can sleep with that? I don't know.
She couldn't.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
She got sns hacks away at the air, you know what,
me just snoring, You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's like a chain saw, a train saw. Anyway, Anyway,
she said to me, she says, well, she was really
upset because I don't know if you guys remember this,
I asked to borrow Keysey's water blaster, and he was like, yeah, man,
that's all ge And then he went home that night
and he mentioned it to his wife and she said, no,
(41:36):
I'm actually I don't actually want Hoddy Jay to borrow it.
And I'm going to be honest. When when Keysy told
me that, I was pretty hurt that all we talk
all the time on the phone, and you know, I
help her sort of, you know, dealing with Keysy and
you know, how to best manage him and all that
sort of stuff, because she gets quite emotional, she gets
a bit lost sometimes and I just have to temper
(41:59):
on by he does on me. But so that's why
it was particularly painful that she said no to me
using it, you know, because I've helped her out a lot.
But anyway, she said, look, Hoidy j old jiz Bot,
she said, did she say that? Yeah, Look, I feel
really bad about the whole water spraying thing, and she.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Go to a water spray what's it called again?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Water?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
And I've had to think about it and I've changed
my mind. Of course you can borrow it. Okay, of
course you can borrow I don't even know why I
said no. It's just that, you know, we've let things
to other people and they never come back, and.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
But she must know that you're not like that. It
feels like she's lying, Like what's she hiding? But I
don't know, man, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
She's like, well, it's so she said that because this
morning she literally pulled me aside, right because I was
like over there, she pulled me in aside. She said, hey,
keazy taking knee, taking knee And she said, I was
talking to old Jizbot last night. Yeah, well you were
hacking phone on a cell, your phone where you were
hacking away at an idea with your And I was like, oh,
(43:05):
that's a weird way to put it. And she said,
up to side to let and borrow the water bluster,
but we may as well borrow something off him because
we need a few things at the moment, and that
way we know that not like a hostage situation, but
battering if you yeah, yeah, it's a transaction, right, Like
you're not just taking our water bluster. We'll take something
off you and then we'll swap once we finished with it.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Is that all good?
Speaker 3 (43:27):
And I was like, yeah, that's fine. And so I
said I'll run it past forty j So what do
you reckon?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Man, it's a good time because I had, well, literally
this week, I was going to go buy a power drill. Yeah,
my power drill absolutely shat itself a lot. Yes, have
you got one?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yes? Can I borrow it?
Speaker 4 (43:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (43:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:44):
I feel like that's quite an even trade.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Right, Well, we've got a list stuf. I've got a
shoping list of stuff I was going to borrow it
buy here. Do you have a wheelbarrow?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Can I borrow that?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Our blender broke. We're making banana smoothies and we freeze
little bits of banana, so yeah, it broke it. Yeah, yeah,
can we borrow yours?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
And you think no, no, no, And you think, when
you've got that sort of maniacal behavior going on, then
I'm going to let you borrow mine.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's not Monifa, it's just frozen Nana's. It's not okay.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
She breaks them up into a little bit, doesn't she.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
And then freezes them so they're good to go.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
She thought that was a good idea. It turns out
as a shocking idea. Yeah, because it broke you shock?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, okay, can I shovel, snapped your shovel?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Can I use your shovel?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Can I bum a dart off you?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
You've got a deal mate, The Hurdarchy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Stone Temple pilots here on the radio, holdankey big show
this Thursday evening. The fellas I think so our good
mates Diamonds on Richmond. We've got an eight thousand dollars
engagement ring to give away. But before we get to that,
I've got a question I need to ask you, and
i want you to take it seriously please. Right as
you know, I didn't buy my wife an engagement ring,
(45:10):
and now I'm thinking, you know, because I was broken,
we were raising fifty kids. Now that I'm loaded, yeah,
should I Should I buy her one?
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Is it too late? It's too late? Yeah? Thank God
for that.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
No, because I'm the opposite opinion, I think you definitely
should not.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
An engagement ring. Other jewelry, yes, right, an engagement.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Ring, okay, yeah, because we're not engaged at the time
has gone and passed, so it's something like a beautiful
diamond brooch or something like that.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Yeah, every woman, you know under the age of one
hundred wants a broach.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, but it's got diamonds in it.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Mogi the brooch parts the issue. Jason ra would go
with bracelet. You can still do a diamond ring, It's
just not an engagement ring. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You could do something like slightly alternative, like a toe ring. Oh, yes,
you have a toe ring. What about a nipple ring
or a nipple ring.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okay, let's get to the competition show line.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
We took it seriously.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah my wife a nipple ring? All right? All right, fine, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
I know that she'll be gutted to hear that. If
you're here to Hodak you dot co dot in zen
and sign yourself up there you can go on the
drawd to win that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. And also just by getting
in the drawer, we'll send you out a Hdaki nudge pad,
which is a special knee pad designed to make you basically,
you know, get on your message and the old one knee.
Plus if you just have a sore knee at the moment,
(46:43):
get a free little knee base. So's a that's a
good way to go down as well.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, I actually did see them out there in the office.
I've just arrived. It look bloody glad. I might steal
a couple from a volleyball when I'm doing a social volleyball.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
You how many players on a volleyball team?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Five? So close?
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
What is it six?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
It is six?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, but it's a social team, so they have five. Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
By the way, if you hit into diamonds on Richmond,
they will look after if you're planning on purchasing a ring,
especially for an engagement and if you do it and
say Radio Hodaki sent you this October, they will give
you a complimentary pair of diamond ear rings with every
engagement ring purchased.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
There you go, Jameson.
Speaker 6 (47:22):
You will speak to the cheek bastardn't you.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, I'll tell you what actually that that does speak
to me. So if I buy a ring for I
get some free ear rings.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Diamond engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, the hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. There's a big
show down in Dusted Thursday. Fellers. I'm always glad to
get Thursday out of the way. I don't know why.
It's my hump day. Call me a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Friday tomorrow meant to be nice weather.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
What are you gonna do for the Throbber thing? Damn it,
we'll think of something tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, you can put a little bit of thought until.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
If we don't have to, we can just do another
wild Card if you want.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
You're fully out, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (48:19):
You hate the throb Yeah, he's winning, man, What are
you talking about? He's a champ.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, hang out. Listening to the podcast out through today?
What we got? See what's the clip they clip Wolf?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
They clipped the warf a little clip here called lights Out.
I can't remember at all what it's about, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Know, and then well and then just what lights out?
Oh wow?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Yeah yeah, but you'd probably be a vegetable I reckon
for a while, you know, like your mouth the jar
and just drool coming out, someone having to wipe you down.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
We'll still wheeling into the studio, Jesson, you're still.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
Hoy dribble.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Well, yeah, that was my chat about getting stabbing pains
in my head.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Always think it's aneurysm and Moggie is always filled me
with joy with suggesting I was on the brink of
an aneurysm. Well, I think it's the only way to
deal with it, isn't it, Because here's your say, is
the every day Joseph's got some other affliction.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
It's not just that too, it's just a complete inability
to go to the doctor. Ever, So now I'm just like, yeah,
it's probably an aneurysm. Yeah you go, you go, I'll
drive you to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Okay, really yeah, Hey, now listen, make sure you check
up the actually, don't check up the Instagram at the moment.
Just flag it for today, check it tomorrow, see what's
going on.
Speaker 7 (49:49):
The video will still be up, not if I have
my choice. And also check out the podcasts. Yeah they
are going off, absolutely, numbers are through the roof. But
until tomorrow, you have a great knight.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
See you like that.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
M hmm.
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