October 16, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's poddy, Jase is on the horns of a dilemma, Mike has a strange encounter and Keyzie's got a Fiji account.
TIME FOR FIJI:
(00:00) Intro: 1 insult, 5 compliments
(04:32) Jase is on the bags
(09:48) Medical Mogey
(13:36) TOOL'S GOLD
(17:52) TV
(22:50) THE THURSDAY THROBBER
(25:56) THROBBER DECIDER
(29:50) DEBRIEF
(32:04) Jase's bone to pick
(33:46) Our Fiji winner is on the line!
(36:53) Strange Encounters of the Mogey Kind
(41:12) Intro: Keyzie's RE Burger dinner date
(43:17) Fiji ADMIN
(47:26) Fiji Fun Account
(53:28) CYA IN FIJI
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home they keep the Big Show Show thanks to
crape Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Big show, really big.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jason Hys might mind.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
And kiss, Oh give your mad Barstard's great to have
your company this Thursday afternoon, the sixteenth of October twenty
twenty five, and knew my friends was always listening to
The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
Reburger today.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I just don't think I'll be eating anything so delisious.
That was Cray really street Figer. They hid peace, che
figured and fidget and open so there was riburger and
it was so.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
That guy sounds like a real loose I feel sorry
from man.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, I actually got quite emotional listening to that. Yeah, yeah,
it was h'its such a monumental moment in his life
and he was just very emotional about Man. Hey, there's
been a bit of drama with you today, which we
were talking about in the podcast outre How you doing
your ten Stallion.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Go pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a be. Look, it's been an eventful week. I say that, Yeah,
I mean and today even more so. So we'll get
to it. But let's just say I am backboning my
way to Fiji. I'm taking huge risks, yes, just so
that I can be there as part of this incredible
partnership that we've got going on with Fiji tourism. Keezy,
(01:37):
I love it, man, I'm literally, quite literally putting my
life on the line. Yeah, but you won't hear me
complain about it or bang on about it. Man, shut
up and I get on with it. Well, we won't
bang on about it till probably.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
About four thirty years around the when I'm thinking, you know,
hove into it.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Listen, Keezy, you got your prison jacket, Ironhouse life. Mate,
you're looking good looking, well looking, fit, looking tanned as well.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You can't diss my jacket and then say five compliments
and the hope that I'll forget about the first.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
It's not a dis man prison jack jacket.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, the prison jack.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean prison has a pretty negative connotation.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Not when you're wearing set clothes like that.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's like you like Elvis Presley and Joel House Rock
video clip. You're like the ultimate bad boy, Keezy King
Keesy once again, the King the dude to doe. Thanks fellas.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I mean if someone went to prison and you were
in prison, that it all be like.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Make friends with Kezy.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
He's the main man. Have you seen his jacket?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
He'll look after you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Will they let me have this jacket in prison? Well
that lets you won the other one. Oh, you've already gone. Okay, Jase,
how you going?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Man?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Your good things?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You smell weird? Have you not had a shower today?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I haven't disgusted. That has actually discussed.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I woke up, I rolled out of bed, I had
a coffee, got my golf clothes on, met Kesey at
the course, smacked it around. Well, she was a real
mission to got home and then things happen that prevented
me from washing. So I douse myself in nice smelling
substances and impulse.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So the last shower you had was before yesterday's show.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Now, I actually I had one last night. Bullshit, what's
happening on the Big Show with Old Mobiles. We've got
two of the greatest competitions going to air on radio
in the entire world. Stand by for your opportunity to
go into the draw to win an eight thousand dollar
engagement Ring with the legends at Diamonds on Richmond. Not
(03:35):
only that, we've got an opportunity keys and you'll love
this brother, an opportunity to win some tools from our
ITM toolbox up to the value of a thousand New
Zealand dollars. And then we're going to get into a
fair amount of Fiji chat. I'm unhealthy, Jace. You've got
a little bit of a packing dilemma, and we're going
(03:57):
to be bringing forward our usual throbber from a Friday
to today. Today, we're going to do the Thursday Fiji Throbber. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
In the meantime, sit back, relax under a few buttons
and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The cult for the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday,
afternoon of time, fourteen minutes past four o'clock and feels cheese.
I had a real dilemma in my hands at the moment.
I don't know if the listeners know this, but we're
going to Fiji tomorrow. Fiji being a very lovely tropical island.
We'll be staying at a resort there. And I was
(04:38):
up all night pacing around because I have a travel dilemma.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You will recall that generally when.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I travel, and it's not places like Fiji is as
a matter of course, it's more you know, your christ
Church is, you know, when we're doing the big show
live type thing. But I'm planning on taking carry on
and I've got two bags, one of which you.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Will recall, a beautiful, bright pink.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Travel bag that my wife gave me. Well, actually specifically
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
My wife's made out of the same material as Kesey's
pink jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, no, my pink jacket is made of denim which
has been dyed faded red. Whereas Jason, your pink.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Travel bag, it's more of a weave.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It looks like it's like the same material a bright
pink cardigan that Susie Cato might wear back in the
day while presenting her TV show.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's much more robust than it looks. Can I just
say this, it's embarrassing now.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Kezy, being deeply embarrassed by said bag, then did a
very nice thing and he received a brand new Fasachi
bag that his wife didn't want in the house anymore,
and said, hey, maybe give it to Jace.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
If I remember correctly. It was a free gift. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So my wife went to Farmers and brought me some
cologne and it came with a free Vasachi bag. Got
to choose between a carry bag or a fenny peck
and I was like, man, it's a tough choice. A
Versachi fenny peck.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That rules.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So I took the carry bag yes, and then my
wife literally was like, you're not actually going to use
that and I was like, no, I'll give it to
j C.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He needs a new beg. There you go.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
So I took this bag home and I said, look
what old Keesy gave me, Magie. How lovely is that?
And she went why do you need that? And I said, well,
everyone gives me jip about the pink bag and she said,
so are you telling me you would rather travel with
a brand new Versachi beg than my fantastic pink bag?
And I went, oh, well, isn't that cool? And she
(06:44):
was like, no, that's way more embarrassing to go with
a brand new VERSACEI bag with VSACI ridden on.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
The side and it blazoned on the side. Can I
say that I was shocked because I was here when
the gift was given to you. Yes, and I was shocked.
I kept on waiting for the joke to come out,
because we don't do nice things for each other here.
But the the just VERSARCHI beg is a magnificent nothing.
There's nothing wrong with that at all. It's just a
black bag. It's a black bag, and so I'm shocked
by your wife's possition. Now let me say I also
(07:12):
like the pink bag. Yeah, I've got no problem with
the pink bag either. So I don't care what you do,
but I'm surprised by your wife's hot, holier than thou
attitude when it comes to the VERSACEI beg.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Can I also point out that Kesey's wife wanted it
out of the house.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hey, don't bring my wife into this. Yeah, no, that's right.
You've both married atrociously, poorly, well, just following your lead mode.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's just something that it's just put a real dilemma
in my head because you know, I like both bags.
But then I was thinking, if I'm carrying around a
brand new Vesachi bag, do.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I look like a tweat. Well, now that you've got
on your head, you have to give it to me.
I can give it to you. You literally you can't
use it now.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You can't because you're going to be worried about that,
and you're going to be worried about what your wife thinks,
Whereas I don't care what your wife thinks.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I didn't realize your whole thing was to not look
like a tweat, because you're gonna need like you're gonna
need to just the bag, the weird hat, You're you're
gonna need to have a shower.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
The shirt's gonna go.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, oh, look some great shirts for Fiji. But do
you wait till I pull those bastards out? What should
I do in New Zealand? Go pink or go for Sachi?
You let me know on three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
One are the great radio dilemmas. This it really is.
It'll be great if we had some photos. Are we
any photos? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
No, I don't think I've taken a photo of the
brand new Versachi beg.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You don't want to rub your your wealth and that
we could google it, just google free Versachi, Big Space Hog.
Oh yuky So.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Ikey sound Garden there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
past four o'clock. And we had a real bit of
drama in the Big Show today with old Magi. Medical drama.
Medical drama.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, I've been in severe pain all week, probably for
about a year really, but I keep it to myself
all week for about a year. Well I said all week,
but then I said, you know, for the truth is,
it's been in all year, but I've been keeping it
to myself. Man, Yeah, you get that quiet because I
just don't want to. I don't want you guys to worry.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Thanks, man, we appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It all not like there's not a lot to worry
about already.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Exactly, you know what I mean. Well, anyway, the pain
got to pretty horrendous levels on Monday, but I've just
been backboning my way through it. Your Monday, your Tuesday,
your Wednesday, your Thursdays am my sort of the left
kidney area. And today I thought to myself, well, if
I'm going to go over to Fiji for all the
glories that it's got over there, I don't know. And look,
(09:55):
it might be amazing, But I don't know what the
health system is like, their healthier system, especially for foreigners,
for foreign MUK like you and I Kezy well A Jase,
and so I thought I'd go to the doctor and
just get checked out. And he's told me essentially that
what I've got is kidney stones and that they're coming.
(10:19):
And if you've ever had kidney stones before, and I
have about six years ago, it turns out that they
are far worse. It's more pain. You'll feel more pain
than if you go through childbirth. Oh definitely. Now that's
just facts. Yeah, okay, Now if you want to ask
me where I got my facts, I googled it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just know for a fact
that kidney stones for a dude is way worse than childbirth.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, that's the thing, dude, gay birth, that would probably
be quite painful.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh that would be bloody painful. Can you imagine me?
But that comes from the statistic that sixty three percent
of women that have both given child but are given
birth and also had kidney stones say that the pain
of the kidney stone was worse. Wow. A further sixteen
percent of women said it was the same. So that's
eighty percent of women. Women say that, you know, kidney
(11:06):
Stone's a worse Jason. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So anyway, the long and the short of it is,
I'm going to be going over to FIGI feeling excruciating pain,
which could be for up to ten days.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Oh that's a shame because yeah, you're extending your trip
a little longer. Yeah, your family's meaning you over there?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeap? Oh man, what do we do? What do we do? Jase?
I've got some good news and some bad news, right,
so the doctor has given me a prescription for what
he said are bloody amazing painkillers, super change. Good news.
He said, though, how do you feel about suppositories? I said,
(11:43):
bring it on. He goes, they're pretty big barstards and
he's not wrong. These suppositories around about the size of
my pinky finger. Wow, okay, fingers massive and it's a
big pinky finger. So he just said the problem with
it is you're going to need one of your mates
to help you out. And I said, there'll be a
Q totally pick me. Okay, man done. Jake's all right,
(12:05):
you get to go first. So is the is the
hour on the l oh?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Is the idea of this suppository that you're shattered out.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No you, that's the opposite you put it in.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
No, but that you shout out the kidney stone?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Why would you have.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Pain?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Can you check one up me as well?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh yeah, yes, swee you want one?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Keys, you can get packs to check one up you, Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'm actually pretty keen to bail on the whole feed trip.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Tune in on.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Radio The Big Shows, Cool Box top up with im.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, and the people are loving this And why wouldn't you?
Why would you watch the prize today?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Keezy?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Jason's a great question.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
The price today is a Dwault mixed voltage five piece
kit valued at nineteen hundred bucks, nineteen hundred nineteen hundred
bucks that comes with a hammer, drill driver, a three
speed impact driver, a circular saw, an angle grinder, a
reciprocating saw, a couple of batteries, a charger and a
(13:16):
bag for all the tools to go hold rap.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That's a hell of a price.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Let's get someone on the line. Get a Calvin your
mout a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hou's life.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh hey, Fellow's good, good.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Good on you mate.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
What do you do for a cross, Calvin?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
I'm a tug boat cap ah, a tug.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Bar for real Calvin. Yea yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So you're in christ Church man, So is that like
in Littleton?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
No? No, I work oversea.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Ay.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, nice stuff mate, And you like to do a
bit of do it yourself stuff around the house there, Calvin.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Oh, I'm always always always fixing up our old health.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, beautiful mate, beautiful. All right, this is how it works.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We named ten tools, you've got to name five of
them for us in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
A right, it's a game of memory. Calvin. Are you
ready to go? Mate? Oh jeez, all right, here we go,
All right, Mogi, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let's get underway.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
A circular nas press, angle grinder, impact wrench, three speed
pud puller, circular saw, multi tool, electric sandpaper planer, sheet sander, gebberwackie.
You're up, Calvin, angle.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Grinder, singular saw, plainer, jebblwakie, left end jebblwalkie.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No, Calvin, you missed out, mate, Oh so close, impact wrench,
multi tool, sheet sander and whatever the hell MOGGI was
bagging on about. Man, Oh Calvin, man, you did miss
out on that. However, we've got a full blown ITM
merch pack to send your way man, hard luck awesome,
(15:07):
and the merch pack is bloody good, bloody good actually, Calvin.
So you won't go home empty handed, man, We'll sit
you over to Pugs and he'll sort you out. That's
the first person to not come up with the five tools.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I think in those sort of time pressure situations people panic,
just I reckon, just isolate, just write them down as
you're going quickly.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
There's no rules around this, so you can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The good news is we can split that five piece
kit Fellers nineteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Of course, this is all thanks to IM and the
Toolbox top up sale. It's on right now October and November.
You can stuck up on the hottest tools and score
exclusive deals you won't find anywhere else. To make sure
you get stuck. And now Fellers just like to do
a quick apology as well.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Before we move on. We as you should.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, listen, the pressure got to me a wee.
But they live radio and all that. And I solicit,
which is when you tell people to call us on
one hundred Hodarky and it sounded terrible. So if you
missed it, this is what it sounded like. Give us
a call now and O eight hundred. Hadarchy will test
your memory and if you remember too, if you can
remember five of the tools, you'll get that sweet tools.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That is being able to get that sweet tool.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah, this sweet tool.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
If you can remember the five tills, you get that
sweet tool. But the thing was, I knew the post
was coming the start of the singing and the song,
and I just looked over at it. I saw I
had three seconds and I hadn't said what I needed
to say.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Well, you did what Calvin did and you panicked under pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yes you know what I mean. Yeah, you panicked.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can talk about that off here, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
A few tips for that, have you?
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Man, In the meantime, he's faith no more.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I've got a tip for you for the Hdarchy Big
Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Hold Arky the Exponents there on the Radio Holdarchy Big
Show This Tuesday afternoon, the time four point fifty three.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minoguees.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Watched another episode of Slow Horses last night. Feels. I
don't want to talk about it really until I get
to the end, you know what I mean. But it's
Gary oldman. It's on. It's the fifth season. It's very good.
You should watch it. It's very good, very very good.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I watched Sister Wives the new season. It's about a
is it poly marriage? What's polyamory?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
He's got four wives, three of them have divorced them.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Oh god, and it's just turning into an absolute crap
show because of the other three wives felt that the
wife that he's still with, that he favored her, which is.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Always a problem, of course, and those types of.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Relationship always found that and they've all gone on.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
He was always ever at her place, and she was
the newest wife, of course, and she's quite a nice person,
and she's just finding it all very upsetting. And they
go and speak to her like a counselor, and then
they just bitch and moan about their lives.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
And how terrible he was to them. He's like a
narcissistic kind of dude.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Chief Daniels.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
No, it's all about him. It's all about him.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Of course. He's got seven wives, four three of whom
have divorced.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I added them together, and he somehow turns every story
into how it's really hard on him. And they vowed
never to talk about sex on the show, and yet
it seems to always end up talking about sex, which
is why I watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's like us vowing to not talk about filth. Yeah, yes,
I'll break got some kind of a health complaint. And
then Jays, you're coming over the top and always making
it about how things are hard for you.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You're true.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Actually this is like Sister Wives, and here it is
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I haven't done that today.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
No, you haven't. You've been very good.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You know this because you've got a serious illness going on.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Very good. Mogie's got kidney stones. If you just joined us.
Are they in a state or something.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Where it's legal, Yeah, America. It's not legal in America,
is it?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yes? It is really?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Really yes, all of America.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Not all of America, a majority of America. It's it's
legal in most states.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, because I know that in Utah, for example, they
love it, they used to love it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Do they not love it anymore?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then law came in, federal law saying that they
couldn't have polyamorous relationships, so the people that did have them, Yeah,
I can't remember the exact.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
In previous seasons, they've had a bit of drama on
that front, you know, in terms of it being legal
or not being legal, and that I had to do.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
A few shift beds.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Right, And then they talk about sex again.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Moggie's looking it up, which is handy just because I
want to watch State to Move.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Chased a spot on. According to my research, it is
illegal in all fifty states of the US. So you've
nailed that jas.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Thanks man, So you were one hundred percent incorrect.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It could it have been more wrong? Isn't there fifty
one state? Oh god? Well, you don't even know how
many of them are allowed. Polymery men, I'm not going
to get them to googling the states. Well, I don't
know what the show.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I mean.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
They they are in that relationship, so I guess they're
breaking the law.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, they must be.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's even more darmer four point nine busies.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Out of five. Really, Yeah that's your rating? Yeah totally, man.
Do you actually enjoy it? No, I don't really watch
it that much. Is only where my wife watches it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, right, okay, And I go, I can't be bothered
because I got served an ad the other day for
the Secret Wives of Mormon Sisters or something, and it
was these seven women who are all Mormons and their
house wives and then they've started going on TikTok and it's.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Like, oh, yeah, when you smoke shows. Yeah, I think
it might have been on three now. I got served
in the head and I was just like, that looks
like garbage. Yeah, you're watching, but Jason'll be watching it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, four week nine, Hey you coming up after five?
Thursday Throbber Fiji edition.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's the Big Shows Thursday from Fellers. Where are you Man?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
We were going to do this tomorrow, but then it
was just like a lot of Admin and I mean
and Pug SunUp.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
We were talking before.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I've never seen a more stressed out and it's like,
let's just do it today.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Can I say Pegs is already at the airport. Yeah,
he's already got his feet up, he's on the beach.
He's had enough.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
He just shocked her up and he's expecting us to
take our own headphones.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm about because Jason's saying Pugs is really freaking out,
and you're saying he's his heads.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Not in the game. Well, it's not in the game.
He's at the beach. He's at the beach. He's so
shocking bad.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
He was so stressed out.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
He just threw a fit and left. He's angry because
he wants to be on the beach. Look at him,
he's got sunscreen on.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well, now you're saying, so now Jason is saying that
he's left, and you're.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Saying he's gone, like he's there, He's not even here.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm so confused. Why are we doing this on Thursday?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's whack?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, because, as I said, Pugs is really stressed out.
There's a lot of ad men around the old trop
So we're just going to do it today.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, if you're gonna be angry about it, you want
to go first, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Sure, swings.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
The old hula? You with you there, Hawaiian? It's a
long bow man, but you've had a rough year with
the asterisks. Tell you what. The weather is not looking
good for the four days that we're there. I hope
there's not a storm. My god, God, there's for tune.
(23:25):
You forget how good that is.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's funny because the weather isn't looking good.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, that's right. I was like, well, I don't know
any songs called rain. I tell you what the weather
might be average.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Here, there's lovely here at the moment.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
There's a horrible breeze here at the moment. Have you
noticed that?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Do you know what the breeze is like? In Fiji?
The summary is that summary breeze? Is that the name
(24:11):
of the summer breeze? You never heard the song? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You decide, New zeal And give us a called L
eight hundred Hodak. In the meantime, shim a bit of
optic monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
It's the Big Shows Tuesday, frama. Should we get a
new version of that sting? Or is that that's as
good as it gets?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Man voiced by a professional voice artist? Can you do
the voice Thursday?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
And I think also what's happening here on the sting
front is that someone's getting waylaid with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Stas you know what I mean, and hasn't got time
to do the other things. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, he made of his job, like updating the sort
of throbbisting.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
For example, we're packing all the headphones in his suitcase
and taking all the shirts with them and all the ships.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I love because he's not even listening to you guys,
just going in on them, and he literally is having
another conversation.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
He doesn't care. No, well that's what I mean. We're
talking about punk. He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Throwing his arms up in the air and got I'm
done with this, so I'm going to Fiji tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You guys sort it out.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Jase, what song did you choose for the Thursday Throbber
Fiji edition?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Hip Swing?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Savage? Hip swing is not the name of the song.
It's just swing. No, it's hip swing. No, it's not
a swing. It's called hep swing. Do you want a
bed on this? Yeah? How much? Five bucks? Fifty bucks? Five? Okay?
(25:49):
You coward? All right, I've gone with I should point
out it's a theme in case we haven't, I said,
(26:09):
and Sandstorm.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I've noticed.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I've noticed you've gone very nightclubby with your music late.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I have.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's just a coincidence. Today all I was doing was
going on Spotify and just searching keywords. I went ocean,
almost said peel jam ocean. I had sea seaside, and
then I went sand and then that came up. I
should lace your hands, yeah, damn it. Instead you've gone
with this absolute nightmare of a tune, Summer Breeze. Man,
(26:50):
it makes me feel fine. Man. Yeah, man, that's a tune.
I like that song.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Ah good a Miles, your mad barstard.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
How's life it, Fellows? You're pretty well?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Thanks you getting on?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah? Good? Thanks made good? Good good. We're going to
feed you tomorrow. Miles.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Oh that's rubble and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
What do you what are you going for?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
No, I'll tell you what. Guys, that hat swing is
an absolute slapper, isn't it the way that he rapped
with authority?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
He said?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Another absolutely stinkast what's going on with that?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Miles?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Okay, I'm locking at h Fellas.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, okay, it's a voute for Jason.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Good on.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Good day, Josh, your man, bastard.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Hell's life?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Yeah good? Here are you Fellas?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
What are you going for there, Josh?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Well, I'll tell you what. I'm different. I'm going for Kisi.
I'm still assuming over his three beds I'm going to
go with j Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Nice, just like that. Man. Thanks, have a good day,
a good stuff. Love you man, Love you, Josh. You've
taken that well. Man. What do you mean, Oh, you've
cropped a few losses lately. Man, let's be honest. What's
the name of the song we go into jays hep swem.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's called swing Give me that five bucks three four three.
By the way, what do you think of today's Thursday Robert.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky is.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Indeed the red Hot.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Jilli Peppers here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time, incidentally, if you care, twenty five
minutes past five o'clock, I've got a bone to pet.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I got a bowl a bit now. Kesey and I.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Maggie had around a gulf today. I don't worry about
the score.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's not important.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Umm and keazy along the way, because I forgot to
bring something to eat.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
A man before you tell the story, he didn't eat breakfast,
he didn't bring any food, and then he was bitching
the whole time about being tied.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Did you solve it? I hope you solved it?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
For it tried to well, he's this is where my
bone to pick is. Well, I do know it's a
weird one, whether it's a bone to pick or not, actually,
because I was kind of delighted about the.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Idea of it as well.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
And anyway, we were playing and we.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Were on about the fifteenth hole or that, and then Keysy,
with a big smile on his dial, there was going, Jase,
please have this cookie.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Have half of it. Ye have some of this cookie.
My wife made it.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
And I went on, yeah, in a.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Minute, were you on the horns of a dilemma given?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Well, I I guess it was because Keysy was getting
so worked up about the fact.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
That I was starving to on the golf course. Yeah,
he is, man, he is.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And so I've got a theory that Jason intentionally does stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
So you can bitch about it. Oh you know what
I mean. Oh, I'm so hungry. It's like, well, I
eat something, some cookie.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's it's got this great little golfing relationship going on.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's really great. I enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Anyway, so he said, have half of this cookie. It's
one of my wife's cookies. And I went okay, Keysy.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Has exact words were okay, But I'm reviewing it on
the radio. I was that, fine, man, what do you need?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Can I just say mo bloody, delicious, moist, so you
can say it had chocolate chips all through it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It was.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It was quite a booty kind of very booty biscuits.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
A mouthful.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
It was a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It was a very booty biscuit in anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Keysy has this big smile on his face, and I went,
what's so funny? And he goes, there my wife's lactation biscuits.
And I was like, excuse me, and he said, there
my wife's lactation biscuits.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
And I went, so you're telling me that there's busy
milk in here.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, that's not what they are. She doesn't make it
with busy milk. Where would she get busy milk from?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
This is well, it's to make you lactate. Yeah, so
this is how we find out what No, don't kezy.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I finally done it, and I know you wanted to
do it the right way, brother, And here you are.
You have got a marriage, You've waited the right amount
of time, You've done your travel, You've got that out
of your system. And now we're going to have a
little kezy crawling around the joint. No, we're not. First
of all, the fs have a little keysy. I got
quite emotional.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Can I just say, I'm not having a little Why
did I play the applause? I'm not having a kid? Okay,
this is the fourth time you've announced that I'm having
a child on the show.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Making lactation vicky Yes, for stains.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
That are lactating, and they're not vickies that make you lactate,
and they're not made with busy milk.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
How come you've got lactation biscuits in your golf bag?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So basically, right, my wife's friends and my friends, whenever
they have a newborn, she'll whip up a delicious batch
of lactation cookies. And a lot of my friends who
we've given these two are like, I need the resk me.
They are delicious and what they are I believe they
might have a bit of milk powder or something and like,
but basically it gives you energy and it helps right
to produce when you are lactated.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Can I tell you about the seventeenth hole? I had
sauces around the naps.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Just leaking all over the shop was pissing.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Out of me.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Lincoln Park.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
And as you know, we're going to Fiji.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
There was a prize winner for this, none other than
the man himself, Nolesy. Who's going to be joining us
in Fiji tomorrow. Nolesy, you're mad? Barsett, how's life?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
I'm good? Thanks boys, Buller.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Buller halfazed up?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Are you for the trip?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Hard?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Nosey pretty pumped out the gate?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Hell yeah, man, you and I have been messaging each
other on the side, haven't we. Knowsy have become quite
close since you've won this competition, and you can't quite
believe House like yourself, a dead beat of scumbag, has
managed to win such a prestigious competition.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
I always took the approach mudge that one day for
being a good bath all paid buvies.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Yeah yeah, col Hey.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Incidentally, Nosey, who are you bringing with you?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm a brother in law.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Has he a weapon?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
He's a good fellow. He's got a huge honker on
him too. Right there.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Now we're talking and so what's his name, sorry, Nosey
Lander or landsaydo Lander. They call him cheese They called
him cheese tips, like a massive, massive compliment. I look
forward to finding out why.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Tell me Nosey is old cheese tats and he got
at golf.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
He is, mate, he's been playing a lot of golf.
Matly he's a mortgage broken. But I think he's a
mortgage broken that plays a bit of golf. The other
way around.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Maybe, yeah, plays a bit of golf and has a
bit of mortgage broking.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah right, I'll try and say it's something we now Knowlesy.
You were telling me the other day that you haven't
been playing bagger all. You see your game, your gain
absolute garbage. You went out for a quick nine and
you and you're you're hit forty forty six. I think
it was forty seven. It's fantastic, that's right. I just
wanted to get that across to the fellers here because
they think they think anything under sixty is pretty bloody good.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Well, I think this golf course of playing it, Mogi's
will be quite tough. But yeh, forty eight was the number.
But my ten year old beat me.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Wow, Well, let the good news is.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I think we're all going to butcher the course, but
it'll be just a privilege to play on such a
beautiful course.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Nosey be outstanding.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Jakes can't wait.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I'm looking forward to meeting you, mate, because old Mogi's
been telling us all the stories about Nolesey and I
just want to find out if they're true or not.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Well, most of them I have, but there's a lot
about Mogi you don't know either.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
The main stuff I've been focusing on is Noley. If
they look at in the eye, you start swinging Hei Nosey.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Good on you mate. Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow.
She's going to be a good time brother.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
She can't wait to see in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, hey, and give our love to cheese Tits, would you.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Well, you can see him in the morning, keees, you
can ask him why.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Bloody ripper mats here tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Talking Heads there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show this
Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Hey, fellas, I had a weird thing happened to me today.
She was It was sort of an encounter of the
hoody jizbot type, you know, Yes, one of those ones
where I'm just wandering down the street minding my own business,
mind you, and somebody screams out at me out of
the blue, going passing their car and they leaned out
the window. We're not leaking, not their whole body, but
just they heads yes and shout it out. Yeah. If
(35:59):
they're on Bolompa, what are you up to? Oh wow?
That's how I knew he was talking to me because
of the better I didn't get it was the Blomba,
but because I'm not the short one on the team,
that's you just oh yeah, definitely not computed to some people,
but just in our group, I am a shorter. Sure,
I don't know about that. I mean so he said,
(36:21):
MOGGI you on Plompa, Yes, And then I thought, she's
what you know on your back? Man. I was confused
right about why you haven't worked in like a chocolate
factory in any stage? No, okay, you know, and I
was I thought, maybe it's the here thing that you
guys are running for a while because they wear those
(36:41):
funny little wigs I sing, But I don't think Bolompa
would be there.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Were you're singing as you were walking along.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You sometimes do that. I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Do You don't think it's that mess of spray town
you've just had you and prep for Fiji Mogi.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But you can't even notice it? Yeah? Yeah, you're right? Yeah, yeah,
can I I'll be honest with you. Can I?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, But I woke up this morning I thought, Jesus,
that's a bit darker than You're right. So when you
go in for a spray tend, do they show you
like a raisine color chair?
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It was like a color chart. Do they have a
sort of gray I'll tell you what happened was because
I've only ever done it before once and that was
going to Europe. Keezy, you weren't here for that one.
That one was bloody beautiful wow. And I said, I
just have that one again because I keep it on record,
you know. And all you're doing is just taking the
foul gray power out of your skin. Sure you know,
(37:40):
that's all you do. And so I went along a
different woman this time, and she laid it on me.
And then when I was finished, because you have to
do it, you're need except for a male g little
just sort of covers over your season. B oh yeah,
and and then I she said, oh, look, I'm bloody sorry,
(38:03):
but I've given you the sixteen instead of the twelve.
I said, what does that mean? She said that's a
really dark one, and I said, oh great, and she
said no, it's fine. You just don't leave it on
for quite as long. You just leave it on for
probably half an hour. So I was like, oh, well,
good as gold. Well it'll be fine, won't it. And
yet here I am now waking up and thinking to myself, Jesus,
(38:24):
something in there glowing, and I'm getting screamed out walking
down the streets. So people shouting out to me, I
look like an lumber. You look super healthy. I'm so healthy.
But it might be it might be the kidneys are
contributing to it as well, kidney failure.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, And what happened when you got home? What did
they think of it? Like Willie Wonker? Did you ask
your wife about it?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
That wouldn't well? No, I got home and she said,
are you going to get one done? And it's already
been done. I'll tell you what again. Notice what I
get home to right takes what it takes a while
of beard in Jason. Yeah, I was going to say
is if fill full over the sheets and no more
than usual.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I can welcome Beggy Mass of Bagbones. I hope your
Thursday is going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will
change the game.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Mm.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
It was a big day golf, wasn't it. This breach,
this Freiji and beach beautiful sand. The only thing that
can make it any Peter, will be some scrubbedly amptious,
crave worthy straight food from our mates and Redburger.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Excuse excuse me?
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Do you know if I have sorry, excuse me? Do
you know if they have re Burger and Fiji, because
I've just I've really love some. Oh well, can you
find it please? For goodness sake, that's sign.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Pug spent about three hours on that, and I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Worth absolutely man, that was just majestic.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Have you noticed that all the guys that he's recording
for these have got really weird voices, like really high
sweatness protection.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, so he has to do that same thing so
people don't recognize their voices.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Was that another vox poppy scenario was he just happened
to be on a beach in Fiji and caught that.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, he caught that huge news regarding Reburger fellas. Tonight,
my wife will be losing her Reburger virginity because I'm
picking them up on the way home. No, no, I'll
be going to the Gray lind One, okay. And I
basically told her, hey, look at the menu and tell
me what you'd like. She doesn't like burgers, she's not
(40:57):
huge on burgers.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
A burger in a nice horror movie for her tonight. Yeah,
so she's she's looked at the burger.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
She's chosen a chicken one, just the basic chicken one.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I can't. I think it's on.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
She's chosen this the Queen Chick, right, It's just the standard,
beautiful chicken burger. She's also gone to the supermarket and
bought some ingredients to make a nice side salad. I'm
gonna get a double stack meat patty burger with loaded fries.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah man, yeah good, you can't wait for that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
How are you coming up? By the way, We've got
a bit of ADMIN to get through. We do like
on air Edmund ye Amin and off her admin as.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Hold Arky you two there on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this thusday evening.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Hey, fellas, do you like do you like Fijian music? Man? Yeah?
This is western? Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
This is Fijian So we'll be listening to music like
this tomorrow when we're in Fiji.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I've never heard that going to music before. Neither have
I FIG music. I've been to FIG many times. Yeah,
I've never heard that music.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Really, that's weird, that is odd. Just quickly some admin.
We need to get through. Oh what time were arriving
at the port. We're going six am? Meet fly out
at eight year.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I might be there at like ten two six possibly
ten past depending.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Right, sweet, I'll see you through the other side. I'm
going straight to security and that's a meeting place, right
you go on the other side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
thinking beers. Well we've got to show to do that day. Yeah,
but not until like what times they heard four? It's
hours later?
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Are you talking like sex in the morning. It's could
be the show's not six the morning, there'll be if
we're on breakfast, it wouldn't be for ten hours plus
here behind, so eleven hours.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, so what beers responsibly at the airport? Yeah, because
we're going away a big deal. And then by the
time we get to Fiji, you have a little nap,
you know, you get already do naps and I could
drink through.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
And my idea, you know, when I'm overseas is I
like to go and explore and chick I mean, pound beersies.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
And go and have a nap when I get here.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Well, what the hell are you coming on this trip?
Speaker 5 (43:22):
For?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Man?
Speaker 7 (43:22):
Is that what you guys are going to do? Just
pound beersies and have naps.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Some pound beers is like two hours and then I'll
have like a two hour nap and then I'll pound
beers is for two hours all of us responsibly.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
By the way, especially that is there's a couple of
hours before the flight starts, right, That's right, So you've
got like three hours to pound beers and then the
flight and then the flight at six in the morning,
and then there's like well six or nine and then
there's sort of the last couple of hours of the
flight to saw that up. Yeah, and then you go
to Juty three and then you got now trip to
the hotel. You have pound a bottes obviously all of
(43:54):
this responsible. I cannot stress that enough. And then I
have a little nap. There was pounds of beers. Have
a nap through the show. I might have a nap
in the five to six hour in the show, but
then I don't worry. In the four to five hour
and the six to seven.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I'll be pounding beers responsive and responsible, like so responsibly.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, so I just want to check that admen off. Also,
I don't know if I have an espresso at some
point as well, just to wake up. Yeah, well, I'll
have a coffee.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
And probably a muffin at the airport there, and then
when we get there, I'll go.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
For a walk around the resort, check it out.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
You go for a nice rejuvenating swim, and then I'll
have another coffee, maybe a little two times of vape.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Then I'll come back wake you up from your nana nap.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No, no you can't. That'll throw them a whole rhythm off.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
I mean, pugs won't be having nana naps, so because
he's a back but he doesn't need nana naps.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
He'll just power on through responsibly. And I'm sure Nolesey
will be with me. Yeah, yes, okay, we just wanted
to lock all that in.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
Then I'll go to the salad bar get a nice
fresh salad.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
There's a salad bar, and then and then you are
a salid bar all fired up for the show, with
herbs and vegetables filtering through my system.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Can you please say responsibly? Responsibly because don't want to.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Get in trouble with over indulging in Vigi's.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
We can have a pizza party over there.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Radio Bush there on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Thursday evening. And every voice break we do fellas
one step closer, one step closer to the age.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
For g We've only got like two left after this one.
I know they're in man just like that.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Well, I mean we won't be immediately here.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
One more sleep to get through, right, Okay, if I'm
being honest, I probably won't sleep that much. Why not
because I'm never good getting up when I know I
have to get up really early.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
It tends to ruin my sleep, oboly like a baby man.
Also pretty good, except for mine. You know, you know
you're kidney stones. You're kidney stone.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh why did you say stone? Yeah, like a diamond.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Oh yes, it is a little bit like a diamond.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
An eight thousand dollar diamond engagement ring, which is what
we've got on offer thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. If
you hit to Hodaki dog Co dot zid, you can
register yourself there for a Hdaki nudge pad which is
a special Hurdaki knee pad if you need to send
a message to a certain someone about get dropping one
knee and just by doing that, you're in the draw
to also when an eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring.
(46:39):
And we've got some little little details on some people
that are keen on the engagement ring. There feelers.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
My partner and I have been together since college. He
always teases me about proposing, but never sacks up and
does it. This will be the perfect excuse to finally
get that knee dirty. So this person is obviously wanting
to be proposed to yes, and it's going to get
the nudge pad for the partner and hope that he
is then going to drop the knee and hope that
he will also win a diamond engagement.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Right, that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I mean I was also thinking too, we could send
out two nudge pads, you know, because some people might
be in a scenario where they're literally begging. Now they've
left it so long that the partner's gone, actually I'm
not interested, So they have to get on both knees
and beg.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
I think they actually do send out. I think it
is a two pack, a twin pack. Seen them. They're
bloody grass man, And then you.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Can use the knee pads later on through a bit
of gardening and stuff. Yeah, when you're gardening.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, yeah, here's another one. It's not so much that
I needed nudge. I bought a cheap ring many moons ago,
and it's looking pretty tired. We always said we'd get
married after buying a house, which we did a year ago.
But there's no money left for a proper wing ring
or wedding. But hey, a nice ring is pretty much married,
right am I?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah, so these people are already pretty much engaged.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah so yeah, yeah, well you see a lot of
people in the scenario, you know, might be a little
bit cash strapped.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
So how perfect would it be?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Eight thousand dollars ring and not worry about the cash
side of it.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
The beauty of it is it's kind of calling the
bluff because it could be that the guy's oh, look,
I'd love to babe, but not till I can afford
to get you a ground the ring that you deserve. Yes,
and then if they win this, it's not the ring,
I just don't love you, and then they'll know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's such a good point though, if you are in
the market for an engagement ring. Here to diamonds on Richmond.
Everyone purchased in October. If you tell them you see
you were sent by Hodarky, they'll actually give you a
complimentary pair of diamond ear rings.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
How good is that? Man?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
We am there on the Radio Holdarchy Big Show as
we edge you ever near a fellows ever ever nearer ever.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Near by the way? Have you guys packed yet?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I'll packing stuff in the dryer, just drying off.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Fellow's got some breaking is this is breaking news?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Just a little update on the financial situation heading into Fiji.
We're going to Fiji tomorrow. Easy when you hear the
show tomorrow, we'll be broadcasting from Fiji from the Intercontinental
Golf resortan SPA. As you know, I run a pretty
elaborate bank account sit up. I've got you know, your
utilities account, your savings account, about a million different account.
(49:29):
We've got like a sports account for if you decide
to start playing social sports. So my golf membership comes
out of that, my wife's touch team subs comes out
of that. I've also got a fun account which every
week we get transferred money, my wife and I and
no it's not so just over one hundred bucks. And
that is our fun account. So if you want to
(49:49):
buy purse well sorry, alcohol responsibly, if you want to
you know, go to the pub with your mates, if
you want to treat yourself to anything, eat takeaways comes
out of fun account. I've been saving. Guess how much
money is in my fun account hitting into Fiji bucks
close ninety four hundred, four hundred dollars. Man, I know,
(50:13):
fun boy, the drinks are on keezy And so I
called a meeting with my wife this morning and I said, hey,
I'm thinking of putting that my money in my fun
account towards my Fiji cocktails and that. And then she said, oh,
I've just got to run the numbers a week bit
and just double check you don't owe any money to
the credit card, and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'll be happy to sign off on Cool. How exciting
is that all things going well with a credit card? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
and it's good news for us. Oh Keezy's paying Well, no,
I'm not paying for you, absolutely not.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
But you're loaded men.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
But one hundred dollars man, wow.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
But I've just checked the shouting the big show on
day two. Well I thought that would kind of last
me the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Really, come on, Keezy, wake wake up? Well how much
are you guys going to spend?
Speaker 7 (51:02):
And he won't wake up, He will be having a
Nana nap.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well you still wake up from a nap otherwise, But
we did. Jason's a really stupid thing to say. Well,
I'm free up a bit of room on that credit card. Man,
that's my advice to you.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
What's your room number again, I haven't got I haven't
got it yet.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Boy, God, I'm in a horror of a mood now.
They're going to feed you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
This sucks the whole achy Big show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
hod Akey.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well there you got your mad Masters.
Speaker 7 (51:44):
That's a big show done and dusted this Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
And the podcast out today. You sounds so weird.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
In the podcast out tro today, it was very much
focused on Mogi's medical ailments from the recollection.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Ah, this clipper is called stones, which I think is
about Moggie's kidney stone.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I just thought it'll pass, and then it got to
the point I was like, I have to go to
the hospital. She goes do youn't want to get an ambulance?
I was like, no, an ambulance and more good. So
we jumped in the elevator because we're standing in apartments.
Went By the time I got to the bottom floor,
I said, give me a ambulance.
Speaker 8 (52:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
That's true story the first time. Yeah yeah, so that
wasn't that's not you, That's not this time. That was
six years ago.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
But if you're just joining us, Moggi's about to go
to Fiji with kidney stones.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Do you know what I'm hoping? Fellas this is just
sort of dawned on me. But the pain was much
worse on Monday and Tuesday. Yes, So what I'm hoping
is that I've actually had the kidney stones in their past. Yes, already,
that's my dream. That would be great, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Peripheral peripheral bruise from that's the discompany.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
The only thing I haven't had is pain down the groin.
I can't remember if you get pain down the groin
as the kidney stone makes its way to the urethra,
you'd think so, you would think. So I can't remember
it though. Yeah, so well maybe once again small enough
to get out of the kidney. Then it's smooth, silent
after that. Yeah, with your powerful urans. That's what I've heard, man,
that's what you've heard. Yeah, I googled it.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Hey, NICs in New Zealand days, we've been banging on about.
We apologize for that because a lot of people are
just going to work tomorrow. We're going to Fiji, but
we are going to be doing the show from Fiji,
so make sure you tune in to tomorrow. Also, we'll
be doing a few podcasts over their Teacher, Yes, so
make sure you tune into those because I what a feeling.
There'll be some antics, I hope, so semantics semantics antics, Yeah, Samantha,
(53:44):
not semantics.
Speaker 7 (53:46):
Been until then, have a great night. We'll see you
later
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
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Speaker 5 (00:34):
I just don't think I'll be eating anything so delisious.
That was Cray really street Figer. They hid peace, che
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Speaker 3 (00:52):
That guy sounds like a real loose I feel sorry
from man.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, I actually got quite emotional listening to that. Yeah, yeah,
it was h'its such a monumental moment in his life
and he was just very emotional about Man. Hey, there's
been a bit of drama with you today, which we
were talking about in the podcast outre How you doing
your ten Stallion.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Go pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a be. Look, it's been an eventful week. I say that, Yeah,
I mean and today even more so. So we'll get
to it. But let's just say I am backboning my
way to Fiji. I'm taking huge risks, yes, just so
that I can be there as part of this incredible
partnership that we've got going on with Fiji tourism. Keezy,
(01:37):
I love it, man, I'm literally, quite literally putting my
life on the line. Yeah, but you won't hear me
complain about it or bang on about it. Man, shut
up and I get on with it. Well, we won't
bang on about it till probably.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
About four thirty years around the when I'm thinking, you know,
hove into it.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Listen, Keezy, you got your prison jacket, Ironhouse life. Mate,
you're looking good looking, well looking, fit, looking tanned as well.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You can't diss my jacket and then say five compliments
and the hope that I'll forget about the first.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
It's not a dis man prison jack jacket.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, the prison jack.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean prison has a pretty negative connotation.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Not when you're wearing set clothes like that.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's like you like Elvis Presley and Joel House Rock
video clip. You're like the ultimate bad boy, Keezy King
Keesy once again, the King the dude to doe. Thanks fellas.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I mean if someone went to prison and you were
in prison, that it all be like.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Make friends with Kezy.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
He's the main man. Have you seen his jacket?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
He'll look after you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Will they let me have this jacket in prison? Well
that lets you won the other one. Oh, you've already gone. Okay, Jase,
how you going?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Man?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Your good things?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You smell weird? Have you not had a shower today?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I haven't disgusted. That has actually discussed.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I woke up, I rolled out of bed, I had
a coffee, got my golf clothes on, met Kesey at
the course, smacked it around. Well, she was a real
mission to got home and then things happen that prevented
me from washing. So I douse myself in nice smelling
substances and impulse.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So the last shower you had was before yesterday's show.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Now, I actually I had one last night. Bullshit, what's
happening on the Big Show with Old Mobiles. We've got
two of the greatest competitions going to air on radio
in the entire world. Stand by for your opportunity to
go into the draw to win an eight thousand dollar
engagement Ring with the legends at Diamonds on Richmond. Not
(03:35):
only that, we've got an opportunity keys and you'll love
this brother, an opportunity to win some tools from our
ITM toolbox up to the value of a thousand New
Zealand dollars. And then we're going to get into a
fair amount of Fiji chat. I'm unhealthy, Jace. You've got
a little bit of a packing dilemma, and we're going
(03:57):
to be bringing forward our usual throbber from a Friday
to today. Today, we're going to do the Thursday Fiji Throbber. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
In the meantime, sit back, relax under a few buttons
and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The cult for the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday,
afternoon of time, fourteen minutes past four o'clock and feels cheese.
I had a real dilemma in my hands at the moment.
I don't know if the listeners know this, but we're
going to Fiji tomorrow. Fiji being a very lovely tropical island.
We'll be staying at a resort there. And I was
(04:38):
up all night pacing around because I have a travel dilemma.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You will recall that generally when.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I travel, and it's not places like Fiji is as
a matter of course, it's more you know, your christ
Church is, you know, when we're doing the big show
live type thing. But I'm planning on taking carry on
and I've got two bags, one of which you.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Will recall, a beautiful, bright pink.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Travel bag that my wife gave me. Well, actually specifically
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
My wife's made out of the same material as Kesey's
pink jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, no, my pink jacket is made of denim which
has been dyed faded red. Whereas Jason, your pink.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Travel bag, it's more of a weave.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It looks like it's like the same material a bright
pink cardigan that Susie Cato might wear back in the
day while presenting her TV show.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's much more robust than it looks. Can I just
say this, it's embarrassing now.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Kezy, being deeply embarrassed by said bag, then did a
very nice thing and he received a brand new Fasachi
bag that his wife didn't want in the house anymore,
and said, hey, maybe give it to Jace.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
If I remember correctly. It was a free gift. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So my wife went to Farmers and brought me some
cologne and it came with a free Vasachi bag. Got
to choose between a carry bag or a fenny peck
and I was like, man, it's a tough choice. A
Versachi fenny peck.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That rules.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So I took the carry bag yes, and then my
wife literally was like, you're not actually going to use
that and I was like, no, I'll give it to
j C.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He needs a new beg. There you go.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
So I took this bag home and I said, look
what old Keesy gave me, Magie. How lovely is that?
And she went why do you need that? And I said, well,
everyone gives me jip about the pink bag and she said,
so are you telling me you would rather travel with
a brand new Versachi beg than my fantastic pink bag?
And I went, oh, well, isn't that cool? And she
(06:44):
was like, no, that's way more embarrassing to go with
a brand new VERSACEI bag with VSACI ridden on.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
The side and it blazoned on the side. Can I
say that I was shocked because I was here when
the gift was given to you. Yes, and I was shocked.
I kept on waiting for the joke to come out,
because we don't do nice things for each other here.
But the the just VERSARCHI beg is a magnificent nothing.
There's nothing wrong with that at all. It's just a
black bag. It's a black bag, and so I'm shocked
by your wife's possition. Now let me say I also
(07:12):
like the pink bag. Yeah, I've got no problem with
the pink bag either. So I don't care what you do,
but I'm surprised by your wife's hot, holier than thou
attitude when it comes to the VERSACEI beg.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Can I also point out that Kesey's wife wanted it
out of the house.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hey, don't bring my wife into this. Yeah, no, that's right.
You've both married atrociously, poorly, well, just following your lead mode.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's just something that it's just put a real dilemma
in my head because you know, I like both bags.
But then I was thinking, if I'm carrying around a
brand new Vesachi bag, do.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I look like a tweat. Well, now that you've got
on your head, you have to give it to me.
I can give it to you. You literally you can't
use it now.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You can't because you're going to be worried about that,
and you're going to be worried about what your wife thinks,
Whereas I don't care what your wife thinks.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I didn't realize your whole thing was to not look
like a tweat, because you're gonna need like you're gonna
need to just the bag, the weird hat, You're you're
gonna need to have a shower.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
The shirt's gonna go.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, oh, look some great shirts for Fiji. But do
you wait till I pull those bastards out? What should
I do in New Zealand? Go pink or go for Sachi?
You let me know on three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
One are the great radio dilemmas. This it really is.
It'll be great if we had some photos. Are we
any photos? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
No, I don't think I've taken a photo of the
brand new Versachi beg.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You don't want to rub your your wealth and that
we could google it, just google free Versachi, Big Space Hog.
Oh yuky So.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Ikey sound Garden there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
past four o'clock. And we had a real bit of
drama in the Big Show today with old Magi. Medical drama.
Medical drama.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, I've been in severe pain all week, probably for
about a year really, but I keep it to myself
all week for about a year. Well I said all week,
but then I said, you know, for the truth is,
it's been in all year, but I've been keeping it
to myself. Man, Yeah, you get that quiet because I
just don't want to. I don't want you guys to worry.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Thanks, man, we appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It all not like there's not a lot to worry
about already.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Exactly, you know what I mean. Well, anyway, the pain
got to pretty horrendous levels on Monday, but I've just
been backboning my way through it. Your Monday, your Tuesday,
your Wednesday, your Thursdays am my sort of the left
kidney area. And today I thought to myself, well, if
I'm going to go over to Fiji for all the
glories that it's got over there, I don't know. And look,
(09:55):
it might be amazing, But I don't know what the
health system is like, their healthier system, especially for foreigners,
for foreign MUK like you and I Kezy well A Jase,
and so I thought I'd go to the doctor and
just get checked out. And he's told me essentially that
what I've got is kidney stones and that they're coming.
(10:19):
And if you've ever had kidney stones before, and I
have about six years ago, it turns out that they
are far worse. It's more pain. You'll feel more pain
than if you go through childbirth. Oh definitely. Now that's
just facts. Yeah, okay, Now if you want to ask
me where I got my facts, I googled it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just know for a fact
that kidney stones for a dude is way worse than childbirth.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, that's the thing, dude, gay birth, that would probably
be quite painful.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh that would be bloody painful. Can you imagine me?
But that comes from the statistic that sixty three percent
of women that have both given child but are given
birth and also had kidney stones say that the pain
of the kidney stone was worse. Wow. A further sixteen
percent of women said it was the same. So that's
eighty percent of women. Women say that, you know, kidney
(11:06):
Stone's a worse Jason. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So anyway, the long and the short of it is,
I'm going to be going over to FIGI feeling excruciating pain,
which could be for up to ten days.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Oh that's a shame because yeah, you're extending your trip
a little longer. Yeah, your family's meaning you over there?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeap? Oh man, what do we do? What do we do? Jase?
I've got some good news and some bad news, right,
so the doctor has given me a prescription for what
he said are bloody amazing painkillers, super change. Good news.
He said, though, how do you feel about suppositories? I said,
(11:43):
bring it on. He goes, they're pretty big barstards and
he's not wrong. These suppositories around about the size of
my pinky finger. Wow, okay, fingers massive and it's a
big pinky finger. So he just said the problem with
it is you're going to need one of your mates
to help you out. And I said, there'll be a
Q totally pick me. Okay, man done. Jake's all right,
(12:05):
you get to go first. So is the is the
hour on the l oh?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Is the idea of this suppository that you're shattered out.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No you, that's the opposite you put it in.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
No, but that you shout out the kidney stone?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Why would you have.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Pain?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Can you check one up me as well?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh yeah, yes, swee you want one?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Keys, you can get packs to check one up you, Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'm actually pretty keen to bail on the whole feed trip.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Now the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Tune in on.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Radio The Big Shows, Cool Box top up with im.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, and the people are loving this And why wouldn't you?
Why would you watch the prize today?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Keezy?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Jason's a great question.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
The price today is a Dwault mixed voltage five piece
kit valued at nineteen hundred bucks, nineteen hundred nineteen hundred
bucks that comes with a hammer, drill driver, a three
speed impact driver, a circular saw, an angle grinder, a
reciprocating saw, a couple of batteries, a charger and a
(13:16):
bag for all the tools to go hold rap.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That's a hell of a price.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Let's get someone on the line. Get a Calvin your
mout a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hou's life.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh hey, Fellow's good, good.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Good on you mate.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
What do you do for a cross, Calvin?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
I'm a tug boat cap ah, a tug.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Bar for real Calvin. Yea yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So you're in christ Church man, So is that like
in Littleton?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
No? No, I work oversea.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Ay.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, nice stuff mate, And you like to do a
bit of do it yourself stuff around the house there, Calvin.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Oh, I'm always always always fixing up our old health.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, beautiful mate, beautiful. All right, this is how it works.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We named ten tools, you've got to name five of
them for us in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
A right, it's a game of memory. Calvin. Are you
ready to go? Mate? Oh jeez, all right, here we go,
All right, Mogi, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let's get underway.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
A circular nas press, angle grinder, impact wrench, three speed
pud puller, circular saw, multi tool, electric sandpaper planer, sheet sander, gebberwackie.
You're up, Calvin, angle.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Grinder, singular saw, plainer, jebblwakie, left end jebblwalkie.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No, Calvin, you missed out, mate, Oh so close, impact wrench,
multi tool, sheet sander and whatever the hell MOGGI was
bagging on about. Man, Oh Calvin, man, you did miss
out on that. However, we've got a full blown ITM
merch pack to send your way man, hard luck awesome,
(15:07):
and the merch pack is bloody good, bloody good actually, Calvin.
So you won't go home empty handed, man, We'll sit
you over to Pugs and he'll sort you out. That's
the first person to not come up with the five tools.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I think in those sort of time pressure situations people panic,
just I reckon, just isolate, just write them down as
you're going quickly.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
There's no rules around this, so you can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The good news is we can split that five piece
kit Fellers nineteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Of course, this is all thanks to IM and the
Toolbox top up sale. It's on right now October and November.
You can stuck up on the hottest tools and score
exclusive deals you won't find anywhere else. To make sure
you get stuck. And now Fellers just like to do
a quick apology as well.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Before we move on. We as you should.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, listen, the pressure got to me a wee.
But they live radio and all that. And I solicit,
which is when you tell people to call us on
one hundred Hodarky and it sounded terrible. So if you
missed it, this is what it sounded like. Give us
a call now and O eight hundred. Hadarchy will test
your memory and if you remember too, if you can
remember five of the tools, you'll get that sweet tools.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
That is being able to get that sweet tool.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah, this sweet tool.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
If you can remember the five tills, you get that
sweet tool. But the thing was, I knew the post
was coming the start of the singing and the song,
and I just looked over at it. I saw I
had three seconds and I hadn't said what I needed
to say.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Well, you did what Calvin did and you panicked under pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yes you know what I mean. Yeah, you panicked.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can talk about that off here, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
A few tips for that, have you?
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Man, In the meantime, he's faith no more.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I've got a tip for you for the Hdarchy Big
Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Hold Arky the Exponents there on the Radio Holdarchy Big
Show This Tuesday afternoon, the time four point fifty three.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minoguees.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Watched another episode of Slow Horses last night. Feels. I
don't want to talk about it really until I get
to the end, you know what I mean. But it's
Gary oldman. It's on. It's the fifth season. It's very good.
You should watch it. It's very good, very very good.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I watched Sister Wives the new season. It's about a
is it poly marriage? What's polyamory?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
He's got four wives, three of them have divorced them.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Oh god, and it's just turning into an absolute crap
show because of the other three wives felt that the
wife that he's still with, that he favored her, which is.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Always a problem, of course, and those types of.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Relationship always found that and they've all gone on.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
He was always ever at her place, and she was
the newest wife, of course, and she's quite a nice person,
and she's just finding it all very upsetting. And they
go and speak to her like a counselor, and then
they just bitch and moan about their lives.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
And how terrible he was to them. He's like a
narcissistic kind of dude.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Chief Daniels.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
No, it's all about him. It's all about him.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Of course. He's got seven wives, four three of whom
have divorced.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I added them together, and he somehow turns every story
into how it's really hard on him. And they vowed
never to talk about sex on the show, and yet
it seems to always end up talking about sex, which
is why I watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's like us vowing to not talk about filth. Yeah, yes,
I'll break got some kind of a health complaint. And
then Jays, you're coming over the top and always making
it about how things are hard for you.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You're true.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Actually this is like Sister Wives, and here it is
a little bit.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I haven't done that today.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
No, you haven't. You've been very good.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You know this because you've got a serious illness going on.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Very good. Mogie's got kidney stones. If you just joined us.
Are they in a state or something.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Where it's legal, Yeah, America. It's not legal in America,
is it?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yes? It is really?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Really yes, all of America.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Not all of America, a majority of America. It's it's
legal in most states.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, because I know that in Utah, for example, they
love it, they used to love it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Do they not love it anymore?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then law came in, federal law saying that they
couldn't have polyamorous relationships, so the people that did have them, Yeah,
I can't remember the exact.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
In previous seasons, they've had a bit of drama on
that front, you know, in terms of it being legal
or not being legal, and that I had to do.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
A few shift beds.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Right, And then they talk about sex again.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Moggie's looking it up, which is handy just because I
want to watch State to Move.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Chased a spot on. According to my research, it is
illegal in all fifty states of the US. So you've
nailed that jas.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Thanks man, So you were one hundred percent incorrect.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It could it have been more wrong? Isn't there fifty
one state? Oh god? Well, you don't even know how
many of them are allowed. Polymery men, I'm not going
to get them to googling the states. Well, I don't
know what the show.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I mean.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
They they are in that relationship, so I guess they're
breaking the law.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, they must be.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's even more darmer four point nine busies.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Out of five. Really, Yeah that's your rating? Yeah totally, man.
Do you actually enjoy it? No, I don't really watch
it that much. Is only where my wife watches it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, right, okay, And I go, I can't be bothered
because I got served an ad the other day for
the Secret Wives of Mormon Sisters or something, and it
was these seven women who are all Mormons and their
house wives and then they've started going on TikTok and it's.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Like, oh, yeah, when you smoke shows. Yeah, I think
it might have been on three now. I got served
in the head and I was just like, that looks
like garbage. Yeah, you're watching, but Jason'll be watching it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, four week nine, Hey you coming up after five?
Thursday Throbber Fiji edition.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's the Big Shows Thursday from Fellers. Where are you Man?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
We were going to do this tomorrow, but then it
was just like a lot of Admin and I mean
and Pug SunUp.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
We were talking before.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I've never seen a more stressed out and it's like,
let's just do it today.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Can I say Pegs is already at the airport. Yeah,
he's already got his feet up, he's on the beach.
He's had enough.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
He just shocked her up and he's expecting us to
take our own headphones.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm about because Jason's saying Pugs is really freaking out,
and you're saying he's his heads.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Not in the game. Well, it's not in the game.
He's at the beach. He's at the beach. He's so
shocking bad.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
He was so stressed out.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
He just threw a fit and left. He's angry because
he wants to be on the beach. Look at him,
he's got sunscreen on.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well, now you're saying, so now Jason is saying that
he's left, and you're.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Saying he's gone, like he's there, He's not even here.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'm so confused. Why are we doing this on Thursday?
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's whack?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, because, as I said, Pugs is really stressed out.
There's a lot of ad men around the old trop
So we're just going to do it today.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, if you're gonna be angry about it, you want
to go first, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Sure, swings.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
The old hula? You with you there, Hawaiian? It's a
long bow man, but you've had a rough year with
the asterisks. Tell you what. The weather is not looking
good for the four days that we're there. I hope
there's not a storm. My god, God, there's for tune.
(23:25):
You forget how good that is.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's funny because the weather isn't looking good.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, that's right. I was like, well, I don't know
any songs called rain. I tell you what the weather
might be average.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Here, there's lovely here at the moment.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
There's a horrible breeze here at the moment. Have you
noticed that?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Do you know what the breeze is like? In Fiji?
The summary is that summary breeze? Is that the name
(24:11):
of the summer breeze? You never heard the song? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You decide, New zeal And give us a called L
eight hundred Hodak. In the meantime, shim a bit of
optic monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
It's the Big Shows Tuesday, frama. Should we get a
new version of that sting? Or is that that's as
good as it gets?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Man voiced by a professional voice artist? Can you do
the voice Thursday?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
And I think also what's happening here on the sting
front is that someone's getting waylaid with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Stas you know what I mean, and hasn't got time
to do the other things. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, he made of his job, like updating the sort
of throbbisting.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
For example, we're packing all the headphones in his suitcase
and taking all the shirts with them and all the ships.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I love because he's not even listening to you guys,
just going in on them, and he literally is having
another conversation.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
He doesn't care. No, well that's what I mean. We're
talking about punk. He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Throwing his arms up in the air and got I'm
done with this, so I'm going to Fiji tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You guys sort it out.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Jase, what song did you choose for the Thursday Throbber
Fiji edition?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Hip Swing?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Savage? Hip swing is not the name of the song.
It's just swing. No, it's hip swing. No, it's not
a swing. It's called hep swing. Do you want a
bed on this? Yeah? How much? Five bucks? Fifty bucks? Five? Okay?
(25:49):
You coward? All right, I've gone with I should point
out it's a theme in case we haven't, I said,
(26:09):
and Sandstorm.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I've noticed.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I've noticed you've gone very nightclubby with your music late.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I have.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's just a coincidence. Today all I was doing was
going on Spotify and just searching keywords. I went ocean,
almost said peel jam ocean. I had sea seaside, and
then I went sand and then that came up. I
should lace your hands, yeah, damn it. Instead you've gone
with this absolute nightmare of a tune, Summer Breeze. Man,
(26:50):
it makes me feel fine. Man. Yeah, man, that's a tune.
I like that song.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Ah good a Miles, your mad barstard.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
How's life it, Fellows? You're pretty well?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Thanks you getting on?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah? Good? Thanks made good? Good good. We're going to
feed you tomorrow. Miles.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Oh that's rubble and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
What do you what are you going for?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
No, I'll tell you what. Guys, that hat swing is
an absolute slapper, isn't it the way that he rapped
with authority?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
He said?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Another absolutely stinkast what's going on with that?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Miles?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Okay, I'm locking at h Fellas.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, okay, it's a voute for Jason.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Good on.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Good day, Josh, your man, bastard.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Hell's life?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Yeah good? Here are you Fellas?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
What are you going for there, Josh?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Well, I'll tell you what. I'm different. I'm going for Kisi.
I'm still assuming over his three beds I'm going to
go with j Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Nice, just like that. Man. Thanks, have a good day,
a good stuff. Love you man, Love you, Josh. You've
taken that well. Man. What do you mean, Oh, you've
cropped a few losses lately. Man, let's be honest. What's
the name of the song we go into jays hep swem.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's called swing Give me that five bucks three four three.
By the way, what do you think of today's Thursday Robert.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky is.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Indeed the red Hot.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Jilli Peppers here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time, incidentally, if you care, twenty five
minutes past five o'clock, I've got a bone to pet.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I got a bowl a bit now. Kesey and I.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Maggie had around a gulf today. I don't worry about
the score.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's not important.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Umm and keazy along the way, because I forgot to
bring something to eat.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
A man before you tell the story, he didn't eat breakfast,
he didn't bring any food, and then he was bitching
the whole time about being tied.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Did you solve it? I hope you solved it?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
For it tried to well, he's this is where my
bone to pick is. Well, I do know it's a
weird one, whether it's a bone to pick or not, actually,
because I was kind of delighted about the.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Idea of it as well.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
And anyway, we were playing and we.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Were on about the fifteenth hole or that, and then Keysy,
with a big smile on his dial, there was going, Jase,
please have this cookie.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Have half of it. Ye have some of this cookie.
My wife made it.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
And I went on, yeah, in a.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Minute, were you on the horns of a dilemma given?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Well, I I guess it was because Keysy was getting
so worked up about the fact.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
That I was starving to on the golf course. Yeah,
he is, man, he is.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And so I've got a theory that Jason intentionally does stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
So you can bitch about it. Oh you know what
I mean. Oh, I'm so hungry. It's like, well, I
eat something, some cookie.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's it's got this great little golfing relationship going on.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's really great. I enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Anyway, so he said, have half of this cookie. It's
one of my wife's cookies. And I went okay, Keysy.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Has exact words were okay, But I'm reviewing it on
the radio. I was that, fine, man, what do you need?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Can I just say mo bloody, delicious, moist, so you
can say it had chocolate chips all through it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It was.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It was quite a booty kind of very booty biscuits.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
A mouthful.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
It was a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It was a very booty biscuit in anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Keysy has this big smile on his face, and I went,
what's so funny? And he goes, there my wife's lactation biscuits.
And I was like, excuse me, and he said, there
my wife's lactation biscuits.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
And I went, so you're telling me that there's busy
milk in here.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, that's not what they are. She doesn't make it
with busy milk. Where would she get busy milk from?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
This is well, it's to make you lactate. Yeah, so
this is how we find out what No, don't kezy.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I finally done it, and I know you wanted to
do it the right way, brother, And here you are.
You have got a marriage, You've waited the right amount
of time, You've done your travel, You've got that out
of your system. And now we're going to have a
little kezy crawling around the joint. No, we're not. First
of all, the fs have a little keysy. I got
quite emotional.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Can I just say, I'm not having a little Why
did I play the applause? I'm not having a kid? Okay,
this is the fourth time you've announced that I'm having
a child on the show.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Making lactation vicky Yes, for stains.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
That are lactating, and they're not vickies that make you lactate,
and they're not made with busy milk.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
How come you've got lactation biscuits in your golf bag?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So basically, right, my wife's friends and my friends, whenever
they have a newborn, she'll whip up a delicious batch
of lactation cookies. And a lot of my friends who
we've given these two are like, I need the resk me.
They are delicious and what they are I believe they
might have a bit of milk powder or something and like,
but basically it gives you energy and it helps right
to produce when you are lactated.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Can I tell you about the seventeenth hole? I had
sauces around the naps.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Just leaking all over the shop was pissing.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Out of me.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Lincoln Park.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
And as you know, we're going to Fiji.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
There was a prize winner for this, none other than
the man himself, Nolesy. Who's going to be joining us
in Fiji tomorrow. Nolesy, you're mad? Barsett, how's life?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
I'm good? Thanks boys, Buller.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Buller halfazed up?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Are you for the trip?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Hard?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Nosey pretty pumped out the gate?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Hell yeah, man, you and I have been messaging each
other on the side, haven't we. Knowsy have become quite
close since you've won this competition, and you can't quite
believe House like yourself, a dead beat of scumbag, has
managed to win such a prestigious competition.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
I always took the approach mudge that one day for
being a good bath all paid buvies.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Yeah yeah, col Hey.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Incidentally, Nosey, who are you bringing with you?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm a brother in law.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Has he a weapon?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
He's a good fellow. He's got a huge honker on
him too. Right there.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Now we're talking and so what's his name, sorry, Nosey
Lander or landsaydo Lander. They call him cheese They called
him cheese tips, like a massive, massive compliment. I look
forward to finding out why.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Tell me Nosey is old cheese tats and he got
at golf.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
He is, mate, he's been playing a lot of golf.
Matly he's a mortgage broken. But I think he's a
mortgage broken that plays a bit of golf. The other
way around.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Maybe, yeah, plays a bit of golf and has a
bit of mortgage broking.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah right, I'll try and say it's something we now Knowlesy.
You were telling me the other day that you haven't
been playing bagger all. You see your game, your gain
absolute garbage. You went out for a quick nine and
you and you're you're hit forty forty six. I think
it was forty seven. It's fantastic, that's right. I just
wanted to get that across to the fellers here because
they think they think anything under sixty is pretty bloody good.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Well, I think this golf course of playing it, Mogi's
will be quite tough. But yeh, forty eight was the number.
But my ten year old beat me.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Wow, Well, let the good news is.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I think we're all going to butcher the course, but
it'll be just a privilege to play on such a
beautiful course.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Nosey be outstanding.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Jakes can't wait.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I'm looking forward to meeting you, mate, because old Mogi's
been telling us all the stories about Nolesey and I
just want to find out if they're true or not.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Well, most of them I have, but there's a lot
about Mogi you don't know either.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
The main stuff I've been focusing on is Noley. If
they look at in the eye, you start swinging Hei Nosey.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Good on you mate. Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow.
She's going to be a good time brother.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
She can't wait to see in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, hey, and give our love to cheese Tits, would you.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Well, you can see him in the morning, keees, you
can ask him why.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Bloody ripper mats here tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Talking Heads there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show this
Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Hey, fellas, I had a weird thing happened to me today.
She was It was sort of an encounter of the
hoody jizbot type, you know, Yes, one of those ones
where I'm just wandering down the street minding my own business,
mind you, and somebody screams out at me out of
the blue, going passing their car and they leaned out
the window. We're not leaking, not their whole body, but
just they heads yes and shout it out. Yeah. If
(35:59):
they're on Bolompa, what are you up to? Oh wow?
That's how I knew he was talking to me because
of the better I didn't get it was the Blomba,
but because I'm not the short one on the team,
that's you just oh yeah, definitely not computed to some people,
but just in our group, I am a shorter. Sure,
I don't know about that. I mean so he said,
(36:21):
MOGGI you on Plompa, Yes, And then I thought, she's
what you know on your back? Man. I was confused
right about why you haven't worked in like a chocolate
factory in any stage? No, okay, you know, and I
was I thought, maybe it's the here thing that you
guys are running for a while because they wear those
(36:41):
funny little wigs I sing, But I don't think Bolompa
would be there.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Were you're singing as you were walking along.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You sometimes do that. I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Do You don't think it's that mess of spray town
you've just had you and prep for Fiji Mogi.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
But you can't even notice it? Yeah? Yeah, you're right? Yeah, yeah,
can I I'll be honest with you. Can I?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, But I woke up this morning I thought, Jesus,
that's a bit darker than You're right. So when you
go in for a spray tend, do they show you
like a raisine color chair?
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It was like a color chart. Do they have a
sort of gray I'll tell you what happened was because
I've only ever done it before once and that was
going to Europe. Keezy, you weren't here for that one.
That one was bloody beautiful wow. And I said, I
just have that one again because I keep it on record,
you know. And all you're doing is just taking the
foul gray power out of your skin. Sure you know,
(37:40):
that's all you do. And so I went along a
different woman this time, and she laid it on me.
And then when I was finished, because you have to
do it, you're need except for a male g little
just sort of covers over your season. B oh yeah,
and and then I she said, oh, look, I'm bloody sorry,
(38:03):
but I've given you the sixteen instead of the twelve.
I said, what does that mean? She said that's a
really dark one, and I said, oh great, and she
said no, it's fine. You just don't leave it on
for quite as long. You just leave it on for
probably half an hour. So I was like, oh, well,
good as gold. Well it'll be fine, won't it. And
yet here I am now waking up and thinking to myself, Jesus,
(38:24):
something in there glowing, and I'm getting screamed out walking
down the streets. So people shouting out to me, I
look like an lumber. You look super healthy. I'm so healthy.
But it might be it might be the kidneys are
contributing to it as well, kidney failure.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, And what happened when you got home? What did
they think of it? Like Willie Wonker? Did you ask
your wife about it?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
That wouldn't well? No, I got home and she said,
are you going to get one done? And it's already
been done. I'll tell you what again. Notice what I
get home to right takes what it takes a while
of beard in Jason. Yeah, I was going to say
is if fill full over the sheets and no more
than usual.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I can welcome Beggy Mass of Bagbones. I hope your
Thursday is going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will
change the game.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Mm.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
It was a big day golf, wasn't it. This breach,
this Freiji and beach beautiful sand. The only thing that
can make it any Peter, will be some scrubbedly amptious,
crave worthy straight food from our mates and Redburger.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Excuse excuse me?
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Do you know if I have sorry, excuse me? Do
you know if they have re Burger and Fiji, because
I've just I've really love some. Oh well, can you
find it please? For goodness sake, that's sign.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Pug spent about three hours on that, and I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Worth absolutely man, that was just majestic.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Have you noticed that all the guys that he's recording
for these have got really weird voices, like really high
sweatness protection.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, so he has to do that same thing so
people don't recognize their voices.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Was that another vox poppy scenario was he just happened
to be on a beach in Fiji and caught that.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, he caught that huge news regarding Reburger fellas. Tonight,
my wife will be losing her Reburger virginity because I'm
picking them up on the way home. No, no, I'll
be going to the Gray lind One, okay. And I
basically told her, hey, look at the menu and tell
me what you'd like. She doesn't like burgers, she's not
(40:57):
huge on burgers.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
A burger in a nice horror movie for her tonight. Yeah,
so she's she's looked at the burger.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
She's chosen a chicken one, just the basic chicken one.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I can't. I think it's on.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
She's chosen this the Queen Chick, right, It's just the standard,
beautiful chicken burger. She's also gone to the supermarket and
bought some ingredients to make a nice side salad. I'm
gonna get a double stack meat patty burger with loaded fries.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah man, yeah good, you can't wait for that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
How are you coming up? By the way, We've got
a bit of ADMIN to get through. We do like
on air Edmund ye Amin and off her admin as.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Hold Arky you two there on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this thusday evening.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Hey, fellas, do you like do you like Fijian music? Man? Yeah?
This is western? Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
This is Fijian So we'll be listening to music like
this tomorrow when we're in Fiji.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I've never heard that going to music before. Neither have
I FIG music. I've been to FIG many times. Yeah,
I've never heard that music.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Really, that's weird, that is odd. Just quickly some admin.
We need to get through. Oh what time were arriving
at the port. We're going six am? Meet fly out
at eight year.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I might be there at like ten two six possibly
ten past depending.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Right, sweet, I'll see you through the other side. I'm
going straight to security and that's a meeting place, right
you go on the other side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
thinking beers. Well we've got to show to do that day. Yeah,
but not until like what times they heard four? It's
hours later?
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Are you talking like sex in the morning. It's could
be the show's not six the morning, there'll be if
we're on breakfast, it wouldn't be for ten hours plus
here behind, so eleven hours.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, so what beers responsibly at the airport? Yeah, because
we're going away a big deal. And then by the
time we get to Fiji, you have a little nap,
you know, you get already do naps and I could
drink through.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
And my idea, you know, when I'm overseas is I
like to go and explore and chick I mean, pound beersies.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
And go and have a nap when I get here.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Well, what the hell are you coming on this trip?
Speaker 5 (43:22):
For?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Man?
Speaker 7 (43:22):
Is that what you guys are going to do? Just
pound beersies and have naps.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Some pound beers is like two hours and then I'll
have like a two hour nap and then I'll pound
beers is for two hours all of us responsibly.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
By the way, especially that is there's a couple of
hours before the flight starts, right, That's right, So you've
got like three hours to pound beers and then the
flight and then the flight at six in the morning,
and then there's like well six or nine and then
there's sort of the last couple of hours of the
flight to saw that up. Yeah, and then you go
to Juty three and then you got now trip to
the hotel. You have pound a bottes obviously all of
(43:54):
this responsible. I cannot stress that enough. And then I
have a little nap. There was pounds of beers. Have
a nap through the show. I might have a nap
in the five to six hour in the show, but
then I don't worry. In the four to five hour
and the six to seven.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I'll be pounding beers responsive and responsible, like so responsibly.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, so I just want to check that admen off. Also,
I don't know if I have an espresso at some
point as well, just to wake up. Yeah, well, I'll
have a coffee.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
And probably a muffin at the airport there, and then
when we get there, I'll go.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
For a walk around the resort, check it out.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
You go for a nice rejuvenating swim, and then I'll
have another coffee, maybe a little two times of vape.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Then I'll come back wake you up from your nana nap.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No, no you can't. That'll throw them a whole rhythm off.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
I mean, pugs won't be having nana naps, so because
he's a back but he doesn't need nana naps.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
He'll just power on through responsibly. And I'm sure Nolesey
will be with me. Yeah, yes, okay, we just wanted
to lock all that in.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
Then I'll go to the salad bar get a nice
fresh salad.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
There's a salad bar, and then and then you are
a salid bar all fired up for the show, with
herbs and vegetables filtering through my system.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Can you please say responsibly? Responsibly because don't want to.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Get in trouble with over indulging in Vigi's.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
We can have a pizza party over there.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Radio Bush there on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Thursday evening. And every voice break we do fellas
one step closer, one step closer to the age.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
For g We've only got like two left after this one.
I know they're in man just like that.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Well, I mean we won't be immediately here.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
One more sleep to get through, right, Okay, if I'm
being honest, I probably won't sleep that much. Why not
because I'm never good getting up when I know I
have to get up really early.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
It tends to ruin my sleep, oboly like a baby man.
Also pretty good, except for mine. You know, you know
you're kidney stones. You're kidney stone.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh why did you say stone? Yeah, like a diamond.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Oh yes, it is a little bit like a diamond.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
An eight thousand dollar diamond engagement ring, which is what
we've got on offer thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. If
you hit to Hodaki dog Co dot zid, you can
register yourself there for a Hdaki nudge pad which is
a special Hurdaki knee pad if you need to send
a message to a certain someone about get dropping one
knee and just by doing that, you're in the draw
to also when an eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring.
(46:39):
And we've got some little little details on some people
that are keen on the engagement ring. There feelers.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
My partner and I have been together since college. He
always teases me about proposing, but never sacks up and
does it. This will be the perfect excuse to finally
get that knee dirty. So this person is obviously wanting
to be proposed to yes, and it's going to get
the nudge pad for the partner and hope that he
is then going to drop the knee and hope that
he will also win a diamond engagement.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Right, that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
I mean I was also thinking too, we could send
out two nudge pads, you know, because some people might
be in a scenario where they're literally begging. Now they've
left it so long that the partner's gone, actually I'm
not interested, So they have to get on both knees
and beg.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
I think they actually do send out. I think it
is a two pack, a twin pack. Seen them. They're
bloody grass man, And then you.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Can use the knee pads later on through a bit
of gardening and stuff. Yeah, when you're gardening.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, yeah, here's another one. It's not so much that
I needed nudge. I bought a cheap ring many moons ago,
and it's looking pretty tired. We always said we'd get
married after buying a house, which we did a year ago.
But there's no money left for a proper wing ring
or wedding. But hey, a nice ring is pretty much married,
right am I?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah, so these people are already pretty much engaged.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah so yeah, yeah, well you see a lot of
people in the scenario, you know, might be a little
bit cash strapped.
Speaker 7 (48:05):
So how perfect would it be?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Eight thousand dollars ring and not worry about the cash
side of it.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
The beauty of it is it's kind of calling the
bluff because it could be that the guy's oh, look,
I'd love to babe, but not till I can afford
to get you a ground the ring that you deserve. Yes,
and then if they win this, it's not the ring,
I just don't love you, and then they'll know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's such a good point though, if you are in
the market for an engagement ring. Here to diamonds on Richmond.
Everyone purchased in October. If you tell them you see
you were sent by Hodarky, they'll actually give you a
complimentary pair of diamond ear rings.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
How good is that? Man?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
We am there on the Radio Holdarchy Big Show as
we edge you ever near a fellows ever ever nearer ever.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Near by the way? Have you guys packed yet?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I'll packing stuff in the dryer, just drying off.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Fellow's got some breaking is this is breaking news?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Just a little update on the financial situation heading into Fiji.
We're going to Fiji tomorrow. Easy when you hear the
show tomorrow, we'll be broadcasting from Fiji from the Intercontinental
Golf resortan SPA. As you know, I run a pretty
elaborate bank account sit up. I've got you know, your
utilities account, your savings account, about a million different account.
(49:29):
We've got like a sports account for if you decide
to start playing social sports. So my golf membership comes
out of that, my wife's touch team subs comes out
of that. I've also got a fun account which every
week we get transferred money, my wife and I and
no it's not so just over one hundred bucks. And
that is our fun account. So if you want to
(49:49):
buy purse well sorry, alcohol responsibly, if you want to
you know, go to the pub with your mates, if
you want to treat yourself to anything, eat takeaways comes
out of fun account. I've been saving. Guess how much
money is in my fun account hitting into Fiji bucks
close ninety four hundred, four hundred dollars. Man, I know,
(50:13):
fun boy, the drinks are on keezy And so I
called a meeting with my wife this morning and I said, hey,
I'm thinking of putting that my money in my fun
account towards my Fiji cocktails and that. And then she said, oh,
I've just got to run the numbers a week bit
and just double check you don't owe any money to
the credit card, and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'll be happy to sign off on Cool. How exciting
is that all things going well with a credit card? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
and it's good news for us. Oh Keezy's paying Well, no,
I'm not paying for you, absolutely not.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
But you're loaded men.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
But one hundred dollars man, wow.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
But I've just checked the shouting the big show on
day two. Well I thought that would kind of last
me the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Really, come on, Keezy, wake wake up? Well how much
are you guys going to spend?
Speaker 7 (51:02):
And he won't wake up, He will be having a
Nana nap.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Well you still wake up from a nap otherwise, But
we did. Jason's a really stupid thing to say. Well,
I'm free up a bit of room on that credit card. Man,
that's my advice to you.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
What's your room number again, I haven't got I haven't
got it yet.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Boy, God, I'm in a horror of a mood now.
They're going to feed you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
This sucks the whole achy Big show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
hod Akey.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well there you got your mad Masters.
Speaker 7 (51:44):
That's a big show done and dusted this Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
And the podcast out today. You sounds so weird.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
In the podcast out tro today, it was very much
focused on Mogi's medical ailments from the recollection.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Ah, this clipper is called stones, which I think is
about Moggie's kidney stone.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I just thought it'll pass, and then it got to
the point I was like, I have to go to
the hospital. She goes do youn't want to get an ambulance?
I was like, no, an ambulance and more good. So
we jumped in the elevator because we're standing in apartments.
Went By the time I got to the bottom floor,
I said, give me a ambulance.
Speaker 8 (52:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
That's true story the first time. Yeah yeah, so that
wasn't that's not you, That's not this time. That was
six years ago.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
But if you're just joining us, Moggi's about to go
to Fiji with kidney stones.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Do you know what I'm hoping? Fellas this is just
sort of dawned on me. But the pain was much
worse on Monday and Tuesday. Yes, So what I'm hoping
is that I've actually had the kidney stones in their past. Yes, already,
that's my dream. That would be great, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Peripheral peripheral bruise from that's the discompany.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
The only thing I haven't had is pain down the groin.
I can't remember if you get pain down the groin
as the kidney stone makes its way to the urethra,
you'd think so, you would think. So I can't remember
it though. Yeah, so well maybe once again small enough
to get out of the kidney. Then it's smooth, silent
after that. Yeah, with your powerful urans. That's what I've heard, man,
that's what you've heard. Yeah, I googled it.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Hey, NICs in New Zealand days, we've been banging on about.
We apologize for that because a lot of people are
just going to work tomorrow. We're going to Fiji, but
we are going to be doing the show from Fiji,
so make sure you tune in to tomorrow. Also, we'll
be doing a few podcasts over their Teacher, Yes, so
make sure you tune into those because I what a feeling.
There'll be some antics, I hope, so semantics semantics antics, Yeah, Samantha,
(53:44):
not semantics.
Speaker 7 (53:46):
Been until then, have a great night. We'll see you
later
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