November 20, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's poddy, Jase is going hard on the renos, Mike's a terrible tenant and Keyzie's having trouble at home...
TIME FLIES:
(00:00) Intro: New digs
(02:51) Trouble at home...
(07:46) The gig issue
(10:15) Reno Chat
(14:31) TV
(21:07) Intro: YUM
(22:13) Jase goes flat viewing
(25:05) Mogey's Inspection
(30:02) Dan From The Black Seeds Joins us!
(42:29) Intro:
(44:35) Keyzie's Wife's Dream...
(48:11) The Big Show Big Yarn!
(50:50) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hose.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep the Big Show show thanks to crape Worthy
stream food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome, this big, big showed well.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason, hitch Might and.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
H gid A, you mayd bars.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's great to have your company. There's glorious Thursday afternoon.
It is the twentieth of November twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, is always listening to the Big Show brought.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
To you by Reburgar, handcrafted burg Years, loaded fries and
gourmets that will change the game.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, God damn it, Magie, what a stallion you are.
I mean, I didn't think that white tea could get
any tight, and I think it's still the same white
tea that you always wear.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
You've just buffed up even more.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I think it's all the chips I've been eating men
all right, could be Yeah, been absolutely smashing. I'm good
to see you, mad dog, your six son of a
bee on this absolutely beautiful day here in Auckland. I
hope it's nice right across the country. But if it's not,
that's okay, because it's nice here.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, totally, man, that's all that really matters. You're looking
very casual, corporate y today Keys.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, literally the complete opposite of how I look today.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
With you sort of striped shit, casual corporate.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
The only thing that sort of ruins it is, you know,
the shorts, but very very casual and classy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks man. It is summer. It's a beautiful day out
there where we are, and I thought stuff, and I'm
putting my Fiji shirt on.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is a shit I haven't worn since we're in Fiji, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Got my shorts on as well. I am fizzed for summer.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, so am I j I've.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Got to Rebiger head on.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah I have.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I saw them out there and when I'm grabbing one
of those bastards, how does it look, Fellas?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I can't tell at the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It looks crave with you, Yeah, totally. I tell you
what Mogi? Tell the people? What's coming up on the show?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Mate? What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Absolute delta of a show today, Fellers.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Later on we're going to have Dan and from the
Black Seeds is going to be giving us, allowing us,
giving us the honor of having the world premiere of
the new single. Also going to be a bit of
flat chat, Jose, You and I got a bit of
flat chat going on, and old Keyzy struggling with his missus. Man,
she's laughing at him, she's mocking him.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Not again. It's not looking good and we'll be getting
into that next. Here's weez up.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Iky, like you're there on the radio, Hold Archy Big Show.
This beautiful Thursday afternoon. I just want to let the
audience know we're in a brand new studio, aren't we, Fellas.
Just to make the point, and I tell you what,
I'm loving the set up here.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've got panoramic.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Views of everything, and it's great stuff, new technology, new screens.
I feel like that kid that gets new stationery when
school starts.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
You know what I'm saying, Fellas, it's great stuff. You
look like that kid that eats his eraser.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I used to eat my I used to cheer on it,
not necessarily eat it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hey, fellas, I'm bugging. Something's been bugging me and it's
my wife. Yeah, not her, obviously, I love her very bit,
very dearly. But it's something she did to me yesterday. Yes,
so she in this this I've noticed this happens quite
a lot. But she'll say, oh, could you do me
(03:21):
a favor, Could you go into the cupboard. This is
all on messenger or texting. Can you go into the
caboard and grab the sash that's in there, like a
wedding sash thing that's his bride to be. Because she
had a work do on it was like cop So
I went and grabbed the sash and then she goes, oh,
was there a veil there with that as well? I
was like, oh, what does it look like? She's like, oh,
just a white, sort of sheer piece of fabric.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Really, so.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
My wife's wedding veil?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Actually, so I go uprom the cabin I find what
I think is the wedding veil. It is a white
piece of fabric. I grab it. It was with the sash.
I then send her a photo and go, hey, I've
got this, and then she replies going, ha, that's a sarrong,
you idiot.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, how the hell am I supposed to know you?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Do you know what I mean? Does this stuff happen
to you guys?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Did she was she wearing the veil on your wedding day?
She was yeah. Yeah, she didn't have a sarong covering
her head?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Is that be right?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, not that I remember, because it swung was like
a little skirt thing.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Isn't it difficult to see through a sng if you
wear it as a veil.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Although they can be quite thin, the old sarong because
they summerware, aren't They're generally not.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But you can see through them jas but only if
you're steering intently like you do.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Did she wear the sash on your winning.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Day bride to be?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, I feel like we really strang off top of her.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh no, I was just curious to know whether or
not she wore a sash.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, she wore a bride to be sash. Whilst walking
down the aisle. It was like five bucks. Okay, she
thought it, complimented it nicely.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
So what do you feel is happened the acusing?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, I feel like she's asked me to do a
job that she knows I'm going to stuff up.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't know the different bit of veil and what
is it?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Sarrong?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, and then she's laughed at me and I was
just trying my best, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's fair, that's standard. You can
expect that. Yeah, she'll chip away, chip away, chip away,
and make you into the man that she wants you
to be. Right. Ok, She's found, you know, a piece
of clay, Joseph, I could put it that way, yes,
sort of bad piece of clay. It's a little bit goofy,
it's a little bit out of shape, and she's just
going to push it and press it and take pieces
(05:29):
off and chuck them out, you know, the stuff that
she doesn't like, and eventually she'll have something.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
That's close to decent.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Right, Okay, Well it's interesting, yeahs, And Moggie's making sense,
you see what you don't want, because which is where
I'm at in terms of my relationship with my marriage,
where you know, my wife was pressing me, like as
Moggie pointed out, a piece of clay, and she got
halfway through molding me and then couldn't be bothered. So
(05:55):
now I'm just this mounted bit of clay that sits
on the couch in the corner and she's not interested.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Right, Okay, so I'm putching like a ball of clay.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was like a vape shoved in.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, with like a vape, you know, and a sort
of small arm and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
And then she was I can't be bothered with us anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, okay?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And the advice or is this just standard standard man
says you are in a traditional marriage?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Congratulations? Brother, Oh thank you, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh great, okay, thanks fellas.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But now you can start being like a real man
and tracking her with her phone.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know I already do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
We're see right now. By the way, I'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She's going to give her a call at a beach
in Auckland.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh, she's not wearing this role.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can you say Lincoln Park please, Jason?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I probably could.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The Hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holder.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Kings of Lee on there on the radio. Hold Donkey
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty two
minutes past four o'clock, Colors. I went to Metallica last night.
How wow, how good?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Jay right up in the moshie thereh just have had
to cueue up all day for that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
No, not at all. You're just you're sort of muscly.
They know who we are. It was all good.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
An incredible concert, pyrotech and it's great tunes. The boys
are really on fire. But what I what I noticed
and what struck me was the amount of woman partners
on assuming that were sitting on the shoulders of their
significant other. Their boyfriend's generally maybe husband's keezy, I don't know,
and you know, the woman just having the time of
(07:41):
their lives. They're dancing up their arms in the air.
You know, they feel like queens. Yes, you know, they've
been putting on the throne. They've got the special and
they're looking at the faces of the men and they're
absolutely dying, Yeah, absolutely struggling to hold their parts up.
And it looks like zero fun. And I've done it
(08:04):
once before in my life. I've done it before you
and sort of got it was. I was quite happy
that it was a short song, yes, and I was
in fairly good shape, and I was absolutely roused.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I I've done it a couple of times, but I
remember one time she was facing the wrong way and
it was like, how the hell because I didn't know
which way the bloodiest stage. I was just orientated, Yeah,
because I'm not, you know, the fittest, but I'm not
(08:37):
a tall guy too. I don't know where I was,
and she was facing that way and I was facing
that way.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
God only suffocated to death. That was horrendous.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Sweet was pessing off me?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What which concert was the.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Dire Straits right? And I mean they were rocking? Oh, Mark, Yeah,
he was really going for gold? What I could see?
What you could hear? Yeah? I couldn't even really hear
because her thighs either. Yea, it was muffled, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, with Conker as well, jeez.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in weekdays and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Is indeed the Cranberries there on the radio Darkey Big
show this uh Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty three.
I'm just getting used to where all the screens are
in the new studio. Feelers' exciting. She's going to be
honest with the other. Had a bloody hell of a day.
I've did a bit of reno work, Maggie. Something that naked.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is this reno chat?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah? I suppose it's reno chat.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Renovation chat. We were Jason Mike, ain't Kezy. That's good
from you. That's one of your beers, stones Keezy. You
did a great job with that, man, I make that Yeah,
over the weekend that you did it one weekend I remember, Yeah, yeah,
I took you about eighteen hours you were saying, and me.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Easy, what did your reno?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Jas?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
It was one of those jobs. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I don't know if you guys are like this when
you with your property there, yeah, and there's always something
and it catches your eye every single day, and every
single day you say to yourself, I've got to do
something about that.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, but you just don't for some reason.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yeah, you just don't.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But then you do it and you're like, what, why did.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It take me?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, twenty eight years to get to the point to
actually do the reno?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What was the reno?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And it's one of those things too, because you think,
oh god, there's going to be be full on, but
you know it needs to be. Oh, I can't be
asked right now. Now we've got the setup. As you're
going down the path to my house, right, there's a
couple of bins there, my garden bin, right, and my
recycling bin. Your council burns, yeah, my counsel bins and
(10:52):
every single day I will pass those bases and go
I should put them somewhere else, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Because you know they catch my eye.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
But I sit out the front of my little deck
there and I'm vaping away, and I'm like, God, I'm
gonna do something about those bloody bins. And today I went,
you know, this is it. I'm done with this crap.
Just get down, get dirty, and get it done. So
I wheeled the little bastards around the back so you
don't see them.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
That's good week, thanks man, well done.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So there is ay little bush there now, Moga, just
stare at the bush.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
There's no bens there anymore. Mate.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's extraordinary the difference it's made my antivation you can
get with the right renovation exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So you moved your Have you never moved them from there?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Have you ever put them out?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Oh? Occasionally, that's usually what my wife does. Right.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's not really a renovation moving your bins around the corner.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
What are you talking about. He's either been there for
twenty eight years. What It's a fixture, totally, man.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I had to wheel the bastards. I'm in a big property, man.
It's a long way around the back of my house.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How far?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Oh, at least fifty meters. That's a big job. I
was sweat like a basket.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I still don't really think that's a renovation.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
You know, what do you mean it's not a renovation?
Are you talking about usual?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You're getting the tools out and you're adding value to
your property.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I had a tool belt on, but that had nothing
to do with the bins.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
What wasn't the toolbolt?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Just tools? What sort of stuff we're talking in there?
What do you got? Screwy? Screwy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Is that a screwdriver?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, some secreatears. Nice, it's a good tool. Yes. What
else have I gotten there?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Some clippers, well, like hair clippers, a plane like a
a pencil.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh yeah, that's handy. You know, one of those fold
out rulers there. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And a couple of daries which I don't smoke, obviously,
but they're there from past sort of usage.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Right, Okay, because I thought it'd chanting actual reno chair.
Because I fixed the fence at the back of my house.
It had lost a few of the palings had fallen off.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, put them back on.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Fixed up the latch too, which had rusted off. And
broke put that back on and then made it so
it was all perfectly square again and painted the entire fence.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
To minor maintenance. Yeah yeah, so like what pottering around? Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I was having a bit of a tattoo, Keysy put
the bins out, Yes, twenty eight years man, that been there, Keysy, Yeah,
you're right.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
They were full as well.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Full of garden scraps and empty bottles. Siggi butts, No,
Siggi butts. That's in my little brazier.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'll probably be.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Here's She has the Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Cheer fellas.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, even flow there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Hey fellas.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Last night I watched a short film, Oh same short
film called Beautiful from two thousand and one. This black
comedy sees Kiwi Blokes Barry played by Tim Gordon and
keV played by Hoidy Jizbot set off into the summer
for a day's fishing. The men alone, glories of God's
(14:27):
Own and a run about are disrupted when they discover
their attitudes towards domestic violence and sexuality are at odds. Now,
I understand there is this one best Short film at
the two thousand and three Film and Television Awards. Yes,
I understand. It actually beat out two Cars one night
(14:48):
that went on to be nominated for an Academy Award.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yes, yes, so I watched it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Can I say beautifully shot?
Speaker 6 (14:56):
It is nicely shot? Yes, it's got a great look.
Something about the film isn't there. Adam Stevens was a director,
so kudos must go to him and rutten By yourself, Jase, and.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So we agreed on yesterday's show last night that we
would all watch this and do a review two thousand.
It was shot, Jase, released in two thousand and one,
and the interesting thing is it was based off a
scene from your Atrocities play that you and Johnny Bruff
wrote correct really yes, adapted into a Is that your
proudest achievement that film?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah? No?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Would it be the big show?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, it was from a little segment we did on
Atrocities with Johnny and I and Adam Stevens. His main
claim to fame is he shoots commercials right and beautifully shot.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Commercials.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I must say, all around the world, and he saw that,
and I want to make that into a little movie.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yeah, right, so I can imagine you guys on stage.
It's really great because it's two mates, guys that will
be mates forever. They're in a boat, they're in the
middle of nowhere. It's like a trapped scenario. Yes, you
can't escape from each other. And then slowly, over the
course of one fellow sort of reveals to the other
that he might have feelings or sort of want to
physically contact him, possibly sexually. Keezy, I'd say, yeah, I
(16:18):
think we've got a clip.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We sure do.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Oh god, you can take your big mix and your
vds and your bisexual well and you show up probably
already have anyway, mate, who cares?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I can take him home to them missus and too
much so.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What I might even give it up me with.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
In fact, I already care.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
So she's a real high brow. Now let me say
beautifully performed. You recognize both these guys sort of, you know,
as you'd imagine fisherman to be men. A few words
back bone, backbone, hashtag backbone beautifully performed. A young Jason Hoyt.
You must have been. God, you must have been fourteen
when that was shot off. It was twenty five year ago, yes,
(17:08):
but beautifully performed. Tim Gordon's magnificent in it, and it
sort of just reveals itself more and more. It's a
four and a half star busy for me. I thoroughly
enjoyed it. Just great writing. But dude, isn't there something
about a two handed just two people with a bit
of dialogue and it was just great.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
God, it was great just.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Behind the scenes on that fellas. We shot that at
Great Barry Island, outright in Great Barry Island, and well
it is. And when we were shooting it, you know,
the director Adam was saying to us, now because we
were right next to the muscle farm, and both Tim
and I were very keen fishermen, and so Adam was like,
don't actually fish, just concentrate on the thing. But Tim
(17:49):
and I couldn't resist. So a lot of the scenes
there that we were doing, we literally had a massive
snapper on the end of our line and we were
trying to pretend like it wasn't happening because we couldn't
help ourselves.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I just say, and if anyone wants to watch this
just chuck in to google beautiful short film ins there.
It's up on insit on screen dot com. I watch
the whole ten minutes ten minutes long. Yeah, I really
enjoyed it. By the end of it, I kind of
wanted because it's so I didn't know what his how
his character was going to react to you, and you're
in such a confined space, and at the start it
shows how easy it is you might fall out of
(18:20):
the boat. I was like, oh my god, what's going
to happen here? Yeah, but then at the end it's
just so yeah, great ending as well.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, and I don't think and I don't think it's
an honest ending either.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, I can't even remember the ending, to be honest. Really,
I'm shocked there was that much swearing in it. But
now that I think about it, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I love the little post credits easter egg. No you
don't remember that. No, it's like the biggest it was, like,
the biggest part of the whole thing was at the
sex scene.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, Jay's full frontal nudity button mushroom. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Here's the Cult the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
The could there on the Video Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o'clock.
Heaps coming up after five o'clock, including Dan Fellows from
the Black Seeds releasing a brain new spanking song for us.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a spanker.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We've got the world premiere Fellows, Yes, we do Premier.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Year plus it is here. Flat chat, Yeah, man, there's
a chat about flatting.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Well, something very exciting happened in my life, something I
haven't done for a very.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Very very very long time. Finally, yeahs.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Years shocking dry spell.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I'm just going to be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I just said a little I've been given a bottle
of hot sauce and I had a little scull of
it just before we went on air there and wo
she's hot.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But by the way, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by reboog Years having.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Good times and good food dining or take away at
Rebig Year today, I accidentally played that during the news
I did you. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It wasn't a shocking story.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I've actually noticed this of late with you, Key, you've
been a bit fidgitly with your fingers. There's a lot
of things ship just popping out of it, out of
the ether. What's going on? Man?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Are you your g yea.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
More good fellows? I know what you're talking about? Do
you like Green Day?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Just this The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hodarchy Faith no more there on the radio hold Archy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
past five o'clock and Fiddles, I did something today I
haven't done in twenty eight years.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Wow. I went and viewed a flat.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Wow. So you were living the last time you did that?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah? Man, Wow far out it's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
My wife and I and my young daughter were actually
looking to move right.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
So our plan for all your real estate agents.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Out there is to find somewhere in the CBD and
just try a bit of apartment living for a while,
just not to buy, just to rent. And so we're
sort of looking at apartments in town and so forth.
And today we had our first viewing and it was fascinating.
I felt like a young man again.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Right, so what are you looking for?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You know when you're oh, you know, like a two
to three bedroom apartment, but a space, maybe a bit
of balcony action.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You go for big views across the ocean and some views.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Mokey, that would be nice, you know, if we could
get a bit of water action in there, that would
be good as well.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, and so we went to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
One today with our daughter and my wife, and it
was one of those awkward scenarios because I imagine it
must happen all the time. As I say, I haven't
done it for so long, I wouldn't know where the
people renting the place were still there.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, okay, so the former tenants.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, well the current tenants for sure soon to be
because it's I think in a month that comes on
sort of and it is kind of weird going into
someone's house and just sort of wandering around having a
bit of.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
A look around.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, it is because you like, you see their tastes
in art, You see how clean they are. Obviously you
don't look in any of the cupboards or anything, but
you sort of, you know, you get to sort of
see how this random family you don't even know how
they live.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, well it was actually quite embarrassing because there was
a painting on the wall and my wife saw it
and like, God, yeah, look at that, and the and
the woman that was living there was like, oh, yes,
no I did that, and she was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
So they were very good. Yeah, this is what I mean.
They were home, so it was actually quite awkward.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
So there was a dude in his room and her room,
and so you're going through the rooms and you know,
checking out the rooms and stuff and going through the
cupboards and the drawers sort of getting away.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You're going through the cupboards of the drawers, well just.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Getting a feel for the places. Able to imagine your
underpants being.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
In the drawers furnished no.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Um, and you know.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Then we went into the dude's room and he had
so Jesus, some filth and a second drawer just just
between us.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
So that doesn't no one else needs to know about that.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
But I mean, I haven't seen a pawn mag in
a long time, and they look bloody teddy is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But this dude who's just you know, like he's he's
having everyone around for a flat inspection. He's put stuff
in a secret drawer. Now you're talking about it on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well, I mean he wasn't doing that. The real estate
agent was doing that. Yeah, it's a viewing, isn't it.
So you actually renting the place?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Are you going to rent it or no?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Well, after having a look at it and stuff, you know,
we're going through her drawers as well. I mean we
weren't discriminating. At one point I held up a pair
of undies and I went, jeez, you'd be wanting to
get rid of those sometimes.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I'm soon m the vibe mogi.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
No, yeah, why well because because the apartment sounds great.
So the apartment was amazing, but you know, the furnishings
were terrible, but they don't come.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
With the apartment. No oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
But I'm looking forward to, you know, going and checking
out heaps more. Mate. It's great stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
You get to know, O borrow the stick mag off you?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh yeah, did you steal it?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
About four of them actually a couple of mayfairs.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
The Pixie's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening twenty one minutes past five o'clock. I believe
they're playing a gig on Sunday night in Aukland.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Keezy certainly our j Sunday night and Monday night at
the Auckland Town Hall. Then they head down to Wellington
to the Saint James Theater. Down their low availability to
all of those shows.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
This would be a hell of a place to see them.
I thought I won't go to them. I saw them,
but I saw them about ten years ago and they
had come deal in it.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
So it was the original lineup, but it was at Spakin.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Oh right, So it's a significantly less intimate sort of
an environment in the.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Up town hall town hall rules. Yeah, it's a beautiful spot.
You get on that. Yeah, I will. Actually, I think
I'm going to it on Sunday anyway.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
If anyone's wondering why Jase sounds like he's about to
throw up it because he's been drinking hot sauce.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Yeah he does, looking good, Jase, Can I say that? Man?
Thanks Fellows.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Hey, I'm just on the back of you going to
look at some flats with the idea of moving into them.
We had our first flat inspection. Oh wow, Now I
rent a property, yes, Jase's nothing wrong with that. No,
in this economy, I mean you have to get all
defensive about it. Jeez, I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
You get no judgment from me.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I've had a fun life, right, I haven't saved as
well as I good of it, right, it's still good
man anyway. So they come around, they do the old
inspection there and and then you get an email outlining
any issues that there may or may not be.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That must be weird because I've my wife and I
we own a small property. Oh do you a small
property in west Aukland two bedroom granny flat and west
Aukland there, and the idea of having a flat inspection
now that feels really weird.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
What I can tell you is a forty nine year
old man, it does feel a little bit weird having
a grown up come around and tell you you are
or are not living appropriately. So we got the email
back and I just I want to run through what
they've pointed out, Okay, okay, and you tell me if
this is weird or not. The first thing that they
pointed out was that there's too many pictures on the
(26:40):
wall and so holes in the wall, et cetera, cetera.
And they just wanted to point out that we will
be responsible for filling those holes.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Right when we leave eventually.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But also like you're like holes in the wall because
you're putting pictures up.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
You know, it's a little bit, but I get it,
you know, it's it's annoying to.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Have to fill in hole. I those are the ones
you hung?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Eh yeah, well no, actually I got I got a
man in okay, because I know what I'm like.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
The next thing on the list was said, they look
like our toothbrushes needed replacing.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Right, well, no, not right? What the hell does a
matter if your toothbrushes need replacing?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Did they not going crazy? Am I beside the point?
Whether they do need replacing or not, keys, it's none
of their business. No, but it's handy to know that.
But like, that isn't a thing that should stop you from,
you know, being allowed to flat there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's ridiculous, I make that call. Yeah, the toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Well, well, this is the thing though, If they're saying
that you're you're going against the terms and conditions of
your lease, your tendency, then your baggage are out on
your ass jacks right, Okay. The next thing they said
was the sheets were a bit dirty. Sheets are a
bit dirty on your bed? On the bed, did they
pull back the covers and have a look. Well, yeah,
that's weird. And now they're not wrong dirty?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
How not? Well?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Just covered and filth, you know, like chips, crumbs and
trackers and peanuts. And I eat in bed and I
use my chest as sort of like.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
A napkin chocolate.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
So just food stuff, mainly food stuff and other things.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Again, it's none of their business. Now.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
The last thing on the list, I thought this was particular. Already,
I thought this was weird. They said that the batteries
and the vibrator were dead.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
What the hell, man, you were in a battery operated one.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yes, indeed, Collective Soul there on the radio Darky Big Show.
This gorgeous Thursday afternoon special treat for the Fellers. Actually
we've got Dan from the Black Seeds and with us.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
What do you want? Man? Were you just walking passing
the Fellers? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
So you got some beer and I knew there was
some beer in here.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah, we got a true story.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Actually when Dan came in Old Park San as he does,
he said to Dan, would you like a glass of water?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And Dan went you've got any bees? Perfect? Yeah? Man,
we got beers going for your beats. How's life man?
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Bloody good? Life is good. The Black Seeds have just
recorded a new song, so we're excited about that. It's
good to be creating. Looking forward to someone to be
back on the road. Yeah, man, so you know, and
good to be here. I'm enjoying. You've got a show,
Like I was just saying before I supervised at a
(29:42):
company t r S and listening to the show.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Is it on the site or is it.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
You know, you want to laugh, you churn into your babes.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Isn't that weird? Because I drive to work quite off
of the Black Seeds are playing No We've got.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I was actually funny enough listening to you fellows today,
just hooning around doing stuff, listening to.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
The old Black Seat. So that's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
New a new single coming out, Yeah, a new single
called Compassion. I don't under sound of that.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah controversial, you know, I just think, yeah, we're all
divided that this time in life, it's it's a bloody
crazy place and I just wanted to write something that,
you know, I just said how I was feeling great,
you know. I didn't want to get too preachy.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, and it's hard.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's hard not to. And I guess you go reggae
and then you go, it's probably gonna sound a bit
preachy if you're getting you know, it's not a political song.
It's more of it come together so weirdness.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, I think, as you say, Dan, in this day
and age, we need it, man, We need it because
it is it is a batch ezy world and people
have lost their collective minds.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
But I'll tell you what, because are we day booing it?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
We are day booing it shortly, Jason, Before we do, though,
I just want to know, Dan, is this like, is
this just a one off thing or are you guys
cooking some other stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Or you know that we have been cooking? Yes, yeah, yeah,
we have been cooking. We want to get an album
out next year. We've been demoing a lot of tunes.
So yeah, we're excited, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And how hard is it nowadays with the Black Seas
because you guys have been around for a week while
now is everyone?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Are you guys time to call it? Isn't it to
cool it down? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I mean, but is it hard of these, Like, are
you guys across the country?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
How does it we? Yeah, yeah we are. Yeah, I'm
up here in Auckland. We've got Palmi, got christ Church
and yeah. I mean it's it costs a lot of
money just to get us in the same room. Reverse. Yeah,
it's apparently Wellington now Nigel and Ryan and basically Ryan Preeople.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah we get together. But
(32:06):
it is a bit of a feat to do that.
But when we come together, you know, it's like we've
never left. You know, we're really good mates. And and
I think you played together for such a long time
you have that synergy.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, yeah, twenty seven years. I mean this show has
been going for about four and a half. Now we're
falling apart of the seams.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
The trickers. We've got to move to different parts of
the country. Keys, that's the key, I think. I agree.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Where would you move?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Where would I move? I don't know where you go?
You got to Russell, you to Rustle. There's a little
radio studio there right on the wall.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Lovely, it's not looking out there, and I could put
my right out and do the show and then it's got.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
It's got a commercial but I've got a bite. I'll
be back in a minute.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
But I think Jase doesn't know is that the studio
is not even plugged.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's a show just to myself. I'll tell you what you.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Want to get on that amazing radio you're describing Jason
as to Deave a brand new Black Seeds song for
the first time ever world premiere.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
We'll get a massive review afterwards.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio HURDK.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
How good new one from the Black Seeds Compassion. We've
got Dan from the Black Seat. That does a feel
when you listen to your tune there Dan and what's
going through your head here?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
You can go either way. You create something and then
you listen to it over and over and over and
over again until you're sick of it. But I mean
this tune I come back to. It's a good gay
Jay and I always enjoyed it, enjoyed it. We're actually
we did a version of the track and then Lee
Preble another brother.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Of Green Brothers. Right, he's got three brothers.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
For years. The guy does not talk, he does not preams,
does not share a thing Dan.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So they are a very talented family.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Prems once came into the office and after a couple
of hours he said, I got to go.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Will you go in hospital? Why? I got run over
by a truck on the way in today.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was a bus.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
My apology, literally that happened, and he just did not
mention it. Got a bit of work done right, I'm
off the hospital. So that's prem Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
That that's the Prebles pretty much pretty much the interesting thing.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Sorry, no, you go kezy your own time.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Interesting thing I found when it comes to tunes like that,
like that is the world premiere of Compassion by the
Black Seeds? How long ago did you write that? That was?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
It was probably demo earlier this year and then it
came in bits like it was saying before to get
us all together. It's like start of the year, who's
free for a week for a weekend? And then it
goes another five months, who's free for this weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is that hard?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Because like that's bloody hard. Yeah. So you go home
and you're trying to write, but it really works for
me to add lib in the studio, yes, you know,
that's where that's where it comes out. I'm just writing
feeling what the guys are in the other studio.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Any kind of calliborate of that right to be the
same with acting, you can't really do it until you
get into the room together on zoom or you want.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
But the interesting thing love making. The interesting thing though,
was like our show for example, it's the opposite. Like
every single thing we talk about is meticulously preps died.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Yeah, I could tell.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And like the idea of adling that freaks me out.
Like the idea of me not knowing the one hundred
questions I've prepped to talk to Dan about that really
freaks me out.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Then you mentioned the fact that you're about to go
on tour. I'm looking at this beautiful weather. Where about
are you over the summer?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Well, we're everywhere. We're up north Matakana.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
How good.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's going to be great. It's close to home, Rhythm
Alps beautiful down there. Yeah, it's going to be great.
We're going to run a shows supporting you. Be forty
and that's going to be all over the country. Get
to play homegrown again. Go to Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Is that where it is? Yeah? You could probably afford
to give Hambard or Hamilton a skip with me.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'm not anti Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I love Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
No, really, I mean, as you say, twenty seven years
the Black Seeds. Every summer, you guys come out, perform
a few shows, and there are you're still just as
fizzed up to get out there and tour again.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, totally really, Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean I love
being in the studio, but going out and playing, I mean,
that's that's your audience. I mean, they've come to see you.
There's there's nothing quite like that. I mean, it never
gets old, never gets old. I mean, and you're always
as good as your last show, you know, you just
I just like to give everything to it because I
(36:51):
mean I can't cannot, you know, and we're not Yeah,
and when you're when you're when I'm not doing that
and I'm doing my day dre which which which I like,
it becomes frustrating not creating and not performing.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But you've got that amazing outlet, right, which is that
that's a god scene for someone with so much creativity
to give.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, I mean, yeah, sometimes it gets a
big stain it because you're not with the guys and
you're not creating. But when you're in when we're in
the studio, it's like this is the time to give
it and to put it in one hundred percent, get
stuck in, Get stucked.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Then if people want to get hold of this single,
how do they do it? Like think about the dear brain,
like me right, and I'm going to myself, now, where
can I listen to that?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Where do you listen to your music?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Spotify?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
But then my daughters went naughty, naughty, because I treat
artists very well, and I went, okay, well what am
I supposed to go?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Where do your daughters listen to their music?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Well, that's what I've been saying, is okay, not Spotify?
Then where And they're like, oh yeah, another one?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Band Camp?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, band Camp is good. I mean I guess you know.
Unfortunately Spotify, but titles are good. Another good app. It's convenient, right, YouTube,
so you can go to all those different platforms. You
could go to YouTube. We're gonna have a lyric video
coming out tomorrow with with the song Compassion, so that'll
be on YouTube and you know it's unfortunately right now
(38:24):
it is on all the streaming platforms and then obviously
when we have the album then that'll be the hard copy.
Y we'd like to put it on vinyl. Bloody you
are what.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
You're right. We just we just made a final. It's
sold out pretty quickly. And about Jason's right here. Twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, that's the one, Dan, it's a podcast on a
vinyl Dan.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, and we it's sold out and I think about
seven hours or so, not that that's important, but no,
eight thousand.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Hey you Dan, Good on you mate.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Congratulations Ale And maybe we'll have a little bit of
a chitty chat before you head off.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
You guys who want to come to a show.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Jason, I don't like people you go around and do
a gig in Jason's lounge. That would be all right?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Who we could arrange that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Folks be up for that. Dad for the Black Seeds
sext for coming in.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Levana.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
They're on the Radio Hodkey Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Dan's a good barstard, isn't he from the Black Seeds.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Well, I mean that's all good. Like you know, he's
a listener as well, so he's hearing that for sure.
But it's a good way for me to convey how
we feel about him without him being in the room. Yeah, yeah,
totally so we as a show, we just think he's
fine because I really really really like him. And he
gave Jason hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Or easy on Keezy, he did give me some hot
sauce and it's called Boom the Black Seeds.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
What does that say, Keezy, I've got my glasses on.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
The Sun Ricotto hot sauce of course on the Sun,
one of their biggest albums.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yes, bloody beautiful. Really, it's bloody beautiful. I'm just snipping
away at it slowly as the show goes on.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
That's not an insane thing to do at all.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
No, that's totally normal. Hey, coming up after six Fellers,
my wife had a dream.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh yeah, the hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 1 (40:44):
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Speaker 8 (40:52):
Ah ah, what my heck dreaming about Reburger. Oh my god,
it was so crave worthy. But it was Gormete and
it was straight food.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, so good Fellas.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Actually we've got a bit of a dream theme happening
for this hour.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Don't weak easy, Yeah, because I've got a story about
a dream. Oh yeah, Did I actually that?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Actually, just very quickly.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I don't know if I told you, Fellas, I had
a dream the other night because I'm filming stuff at
the moment, and it was horrific and I was in
the I was on set and no, Mogi, I wasn't
doing that.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
And it was a really big scene of which I
was a big part of it. And then at one.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Point I said to the director, can I ever look
at the script? And then I looked at the script
and went, I don't know that scene.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
What scene is that?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, I don't know any of this, And
no one would believe me, and they were setting up
and I was like, no, I don't know this scene.
I don't know it, and everyone just carried on like
I was just the purse far out and I woke up.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
In an anxious sweat. It's not like you. You told
us about that. I did tell you about it?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Was that yesterday?
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Was that on the show? He told us about it
on the show? For ages just like that version did
I god shocking back?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
It was Yeah, we've heard this story before, and the
listeners it was terrible. Look, we've just heard. We've got
a TEXTI on three four eight three heard this one.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Jase stop being an Orange Jays. Oh god, I woke
up with a ragy too.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
By the way, No, not in my No, guys, Mogi
pulling yourself together, Tom Penny?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Why not The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
You see DC there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show.
This gorgeous thusday evening.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Hey you feelers. A bit of a worrying thing happened yesterday.
My wife told me about a dream she had over
the weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, so she was. And over
the weekend I went down to Todung your end. I
I hung out with my brother and visited my parents
who have been away on holiday. And we're coming home. Yes,
So I wasn't back at home until Monday, right, okay,
And so she didn't see me for three nights. Yeah,
(43:08):
And she was talking about the dream.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
And can we can we have a bit of sexy
dream music? Easy?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Well, no, I'm not playing sexy dreams I'll play this.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
No, no, what no, we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
If you're going to talk about your wife's dream, it
has to be the proper backdrop.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Now you're talking, I just don't. I'll just don't do
a few buttons. Hold on, you might have a take.
Oh no, So she says, oh my god, yeah, God,
that was easy. That's good.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Stat She goes, oh my god, I just remembered a
dream I had about something, but I don't want to
tell you about it because you.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Got to be mad.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh yeah, And I was like, well, I win did
this dream here? But she's like Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
So now you're just.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
You're just trying to get little bits and pieces there
because you don't want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
She does want to tell you, but you're going to
have to work for a big boy.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But she doesn't want me mad, you know, because she
knows what I'm like when i'm absolute psycho.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
Had to control you freaked me out.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I've got scary when i'm mad. I'm a very relaxed guy.
But I was like, oh you know me, babe, I'm
a relaxed guy. You can tell me what was the
dream about. She's like Wow, I had an a fear, right, No,
it doesn't. Yeah, And I was like, oh, who it
was the affair with?
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Really the question you should be asking us why why
has she decided because she's not finding love at home? Keesy,
I'll tell you that right now, she wouldn't be going
out the door not getting what she needs.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Well, this is the interesting thing. She wouldn't tell me
who the affair was with. The part that really worried
me was she goes, I think it's because you ditched
me over the weekend. So it's your fault that she's
had the affair, whether dream, offair or real one. Wow,
so I got I was like, I didn't ditch you.
I when I visited my parents. That's not ditching you.
(45:08):
And she feels abandoned, lonely, and after one day she's
having an affair.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
That was a dream.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Remember this isn't real. And then she would in demand.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
And he's an attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
No, I know, Jason very and no, you can start.
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
No, I was going to say, you know, she's a
woman with needs.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, I really would prefer if you stopped.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
But do you think it was well?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I kept asking her.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I was like who is it? And she's like, I
can't tell, you'll be mad. And then I was like,
tell me it wasn't and she was like, oh no,
And then I was like, not old Mogi. He's just like, no, no,
it was no one that you work with, okay, And
I was like, who was it and she's like it
was Sheering. Oh she had a sexual dream about Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
I'll tell it was sexual.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
She had no fear.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yes, well, I mean it's on brand. She's got shock
and taste.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
In on Radio Food Fighters there on the radio, Hold
Archy Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Hey, Keyzy, what's that man? What's this? I'm hearing about?
The Big Show Big Yarn?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh, Jace glad yass man, Dooge dooge. We've teamed up
with PGG rights in for the Big Show, Big Yarn.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
How good we do we do the Big Show?
Speaker 6 (46:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, because it's called the Big Show, Big Yard.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
I just wondered. Man, sounds great so far.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Trust me, I haven't even started yet. To celebrate the
hard working farmers that keep this country going.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yeah, bloody oaks to be in to win.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
A PGG writes in prize pack and hard dollars cash.
Tell us your best farm yarn, good bed or funny.
We want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
I've got one. Save it.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Text PGG to three three and we'll send you a
link to enter. Next week we'll be calling what is back,
giving away cash and PGG writes and prize packs.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Do doo.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
So if you've got a good yarn, text PGG to
three four eight three, go to the link there. Tell
us your yar. We could call you next week. Boom,
hundred bucks cash, boom, PGG writes some prize pack.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
But I did wheeze on an electric fence. Oh did you?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yeah, well that was my farm yarn.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh wow, what happened?
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Hell of a shock? Yeah, I got. I remember getting
shocked by electric fence. Yes, everyone was got. We're young,
you know.
Speaker 6 (47:48):
There was me and a few other fellows ere in
my mum and uh was going, I touched the fence,
Touch the fence, touch the fence.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Anyone was like no, no, it's like I'll touch it.
I'll touch it.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
And I got a hoo of a shot. Yes, I
just sort of laughed at off. That's all good. And
then I started crying and my mum cuddled me so
I felt better.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Seriously, we're already starting with the yarns because my cousin
did that to me on the farm.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
He said, it's not on, man, it's not on. Just
grab it. So I grabbed it and did? Did? Did? Did?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Did?
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Did you grabbed it with your downstairs Yeah? I just
looked it over right.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Rural living made easy with PGG writs and shop online
store dot PGG rights and dot co dot in z.
They'll be stoked. Can you send this to them pugs?
Thanks man?
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Oh shure, sorry I looked at music on it.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Here's our in the Hiarchy.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Well there you go, your mayor barsets. That's a big
show done and justted this Thursday night. Just a reminder
it'll just be keasy tomorrow on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Where are you guys again?
Speaker 6 (49:13):
I've got the day off because I'm going to the
New Zealand Screen Awards. Pretty exciting, got a couple of nominees.
It's going to be a huge like not a night's show.
It's not a night's absolutely mates.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Is that what you are too, Jason.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
No, no, I'm filming tomorrow all day.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh the secret project, we can't.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yeah, yeah, well Lady Chattley's lover. Oh that's right, Hey
you Keysy. What's the podcast out? Tro clip today?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Too many full stops in that sentence. Today's clip, which
comes out at seven thirty. The full pod is about
being a perv.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Can I say?
Speaker 6 (49:45):
I feel like you've straightened up a bit? So, if anything,
it's just as easy as there always was for you
to perve. The only one that's been robbed here is me,
and I'll be talking to Boggley about it. Yes, absolutely
stitched up because it's a good contract.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
You're in the same position. You can still empty you
and you always do the swivel of the head.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
That was talking about Kezy shocking Pi.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Say, Keezy shocking perving Jase. Actually you've had the entire
studio moved around so that you can perve better out
the window.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Shocking bastard as a fowlers as Hey, Mogi, what's your
plan tonight?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
I'm not too sure to be honest me and I'm
going to go home and see if I can get
some I think I'm coming down with a cold or something.
Because I've been a snotty bastard. One of my eyes
does not stop leaking, sneezing up a storm. It's a
good time for MEGA to have a day off. Mate,
early to bed?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
What about? Oh, what's for teakezy?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
My wife is working late tonight again. My when she
gets home at about eight, we're gonna go and grab
something quick and easy, maybe like a Vietnamese or something.
You've been a Vietnam Jason, Yes, you were gonna have Vietnamese?
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Okay? Cool? Why is that weird?
Speaker 3 (51:01):
No, it's just how you because I can imagine you
and your wife saying, hey, let's get something cooking easy tonight.
I can picture you both saying, yeah, just send me
cooking easy.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Working late, so jas, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 5 (51:18):
I'll be giving.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Myself an anxiety attack, probably learning lines.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
And I don't know what's for tea. My wife's not
telling me.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's probably crayfish or something like that. Maybe maybe some scollops.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Man, Yeah, some kind of a past or abomination scollops.
Mogi looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Hey about listen, Thanks for listening to the show, Check
up the podcast, check up the Instagram till from my
point of view Monday,
The hose.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep the Big Show show thanks to crape Worthy
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome, this big, big showed well.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason, hitch Might and.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
H gid A, you mayd bars.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's great to have your company. There's glorious Thursday afternoon.
It is the twentieth of November twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, is always listening to the Big Show brought.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
To you by Reburgar, handcrafted burg Years, loaded fries and
gourmets that will change the game.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, God damn it, Magie, what a stallion you are.
I mean, I didn't think that white tea could get
any tight, and I think it's still the same white
tea that you always wear.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
You've just buffed up even more.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I think it's all the chips I've been eating men
all right, could be Yeah, been absolutely smashing. I'm good
to see you, mad dog, your six son of a
bee on this absolutely beautiful day here in Auckland. I
hope it's nice right across the country. But if it's not,
that's okay, because it's nice here.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, totally, man, that's all that really matters. You're looking
very casual, corporate y today Keys.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, literally the complete opposite of how I look today.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
With you sort of striped shit, casual corporate.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
The only thing that sort of ruins it is, you know,
the shorts, but very very casual and classy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Thanks man. It is summer. It's a beautiful day out
there where we are, and I thought stuff, and I'm
putting my Fiji shirt on.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is a shit I haven't worn since we're in Fiji, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Got my shorts on as well. I am fizzed for summer.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, so am I j I've.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Got to Rebiger head on.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah I have.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I saw them out there and when I'm grabbing one
of those bastards, how does it look, Fellas?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I can't tell at the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It looks crave with you, Yeah, totally. I tell you
what Mogi? Tell the people? What's coming up on the show?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Mate? What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Absolute delta of a show today, Fellers.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Later on we're going to have Dan and from the
Black Seeds is going to be giving us, allowing us,
giving us the honor of having the world premiere of
the new single. Also going to be a bit of
flat chat, Jose, You and I got a bit of
flat chat going on, and old Keyzy struggling with his missus. Man,
she's laughing at him, she's mocking him.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Not again. It's not looking good and we'll be getting
into that next. Here's weez up.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Iky, like you're there on the radio, Hold Archy Big Show.
This beautiful Thursday afternoon. I just want to let the
audience know we're in a brand new studio, aren't we, Fellas.
Just to make the point, and I tell you what,
I'm loving the set up here.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've got panoramic.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Views of everything, and it's great stuff, new technology, new screens.
I feel like that kid that gets new stationery when
school starts.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
You know what I'm saying, Fellas, it's great stuff. You
look like that kid that eats his eraser.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I used to eat my I used to cheer on it,
not necessarily eat it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hey, fellas, I'm bugging. Something's been bugging me and it's
my wife. Yeah, not her, obviously, I love her very bit,
very dearly. But it's something she did to me yesterday. Yes,
so she in this this I've noticed this happens quite
a lot. But she'll say, oh, could you do me
(03:21):
a favor, Could you go into the cupboard. This is
all on messenger or texting. Can you go into the
caboard and grab the sash that's in there, like a
wedding sash thing that's his bride to be. Because she
had a work do on it was like cop So
I went and grabbed the sash and then she goes, oh,
was there a veil there with that as well? I
was like, oh, what does it look like? She's like, oh,
just a white, sort of sheer piece of fabric.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Really, so.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
My wife's wedding veil?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Actually, so I go uprom the cabin I find what
I think is the wedding veil. It is a white
piece of fabric. I grab it. It was with the sash.
I then send her a photo and go, hey, I've
got this, and then she replies going, ha, that's a sarrong,
you idiot.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, how the hell am I supposed to know you?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Do you know what I mean? Does this stuff happen
to you guys?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Did she was she wearing the veil on your wedding day?
She was yeah. Yeah, she didn't have a sarong covering
her head?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Is that be right?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, not that I remember, because it swung was like
a little skirt thing.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Isn't it difficult to see through a sng if you
wear it as a veil.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Although they can be quite thin, the old sarong because
they summerware, aren't They're generally not.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But you can see through them jas but only if
you're steering intently like you do.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Did she wear the sash on your winning.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Day bride to be?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, I feel like we really strang off top of her.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh no, I was just curious to know whether or
not she wore a sash.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, she wore a bride to be sash. Whilst walking
down the aisle. It was like five bucks. Okay, she
thought it, complimented it nicely.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
So what do you feel is happened the acusing?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, I feel like she's asked me to do a
job that she knows I'm going to stuff up.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't know the different bit of veil and what
is it?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Sarrong?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, and then she's laughed at me and I was
just trying my best, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's fair, that's standard. You can
expect that. Yeah, she'll chip away, chip away, chip away,
and make you into the man that she wants you
to be. Right. Ok, She's found, you know, a piece
of clay, Joseph, I could put it that way, yes,
sort of bad piece of clay. It's a little bit goofy,
it's a little bit out of shape, and she's just
going to push it and press it and take pieces
(05:29):
off and chuck them out, you know, the stuff that
she doesn't like, and eventually she'll have something.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
That's close to decent.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Right, Okay, Well it's interesting, yeahs, And Moggie's making sense,
you see what you don't want, because which is where
I'm at in terms of my relationship with my marriage,
where you know, my wife was pressing me, like as
Moggie pointed out, a piece of clay, and she got
halfway through molding me and then couldn't be bothered. So
(05:55):
now I'm just this mounted bit of clay that sits
on the couch in the corner and she's not interested.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Right, Okay, so I'm putching like a ball of clay.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was like a vape shoved in.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, with like a vape, you know, and a sort
of small arm and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
And then she was I can't be bothered with us anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, okay?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And the advice or is this just standard standard man
says you are in a traditional marriage?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Congratulations? Brother, Oh thank you, it's really good.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh great, okay, thanks fellas.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
But now you can start being like a real man
and tracking her with her phone.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know I already do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
We're see right now. By the way, I'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She's going to give her a call at a beach
in Auckland.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh, she's not wearing this role.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can you say Lincoln Park please, Jason?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I probably could.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The Hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holder.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Kings of Lee on there on the radio. Hold Donkey
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty two
minutes past four o'clock, Colors. I went to Metallica last night.
How wow, how good?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Jay right up in the moshie thereh just have had
to cueue up all day for that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
No, not at all. You're just you're sort of muscly.
They know who we are. It was all good.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
An incredible concert, pyrotech and it's great tunes. The boys
are really on fire. But what I what I noticed
and what struck me was the amount of woman partners
on assuming that were sitting on the shoulders of their
significant other. Their boyfriend's generally maybe husband's keezy, I don't know,
and you know, the woman just having the time of
(07:41):
their lives. They're dancing up their arms in the air.
You know, they feel like queens. Yes, you know, they've
been putting on the throne. They've got the special and
they're looking at the faces of the men and they're
absolutely dying, Yeah, absolutely struggling to hold their parts up.
And it looks like zero fun. And I've done it
(08:04):
once before in my life. I've done it before you
and sort of got it was. I was quite happy
that it was a short song, yes, and I was
in fairly good shape, and I was absolutely roused.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I I've done it a couple of times, but I
remember one time she was facing the wrong way and
it was like, how the hell because I didn't know
which way the bloodiest stage. I was just orientated, Yeah,
because I'm not, you know, the fittest, but I'm not
(08:37):
a tall guy too. I don't know where I was,
and she was facing that way and I was facing
that way.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
God only suffocated to death. That was horrendous.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Sweet was pessing off me?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What which concert was the.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Dire Straits right? And I mean they were rocking? Oh, Mark, Yeah,
he was really going for gold? What I could see?
What you could hear? Yeah? I couldn't even really hear
because her thighs either. Yea, it was muffled, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, with Conker as well, jeez.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in weekdays and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Is indeed the Cranberries there on the radio Darkey Big
show this uh Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty three.
I'm just getting used to where all the screens are
in the new studio. Feelers' exciting. She's going to be
honest with the other. Had a bloody hell of a day.
I've did a bit of reno work, Maggie. Something that naked.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is this reno chat?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah? I suppose it's reno chat.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Renovation chat. We were Jason Mike, ain't Kezy. That's good
from you. That's one of your beers, stones Keezy. You
did a great job with that, man, I make that Yeah,
over the weekend that you did it one weekend I remember, Yeah, yeah,
I took you about eighteen hours you were saying, and me.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Easy, what did your reno?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Jas?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
It was one of those jobs. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I don't know if you guys are like this when
you with your property there, yeah, and there's always something
and it catches your eye every single day, and every
single day you say to yourself, I've got to do
something about that.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, but you just don't for some reason.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yeah, you just don't.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But then you do it and you're like, what, why did.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
It take me?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, twenty eight years to get to the point to
actually do the reno?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What was the reno?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And it's one of those things too, because you think,
oh god, there's going to be be full on, but
you know it needs to be. Oh, I can't be
asked right now. Now we've got the setup. As you're
going down the path to my house, right, there's a
couple of bins there, my garden bin, right, and my
recycling bin. Your council burns, yeah, my counsel bins and
(10:52):
every single day I will pass those bases and go
I should put them somewhere else, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Because you know they catch my eye.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
But I sit out the front of my little deck
there and I'm vaping away, and I'm like, God, I'm
gonna do something about those bloody bins. And today I went,
you know, this is it. I'm done with this crap.
Just get down, get dirty, and get it done. So
I wheeled the little bastards around the back so you
don't see them.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
That's good week, thanks man, well done.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So there is ay little bush there now, Moga, just
stare at the bush.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
There's no bens there anymore. Mate.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's extraordinary the difference it's made my antivation you can
get with the right renovation exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So you moved your Have you never moved them from there?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Have you ever put them out?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Oh? Occasionally, that's usually what my wife does. Right.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's not really a renovation moving your bins around the corner.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
What are you talking about. He's either been there for
twenty eight years. What It's a fixture, totally, man.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I had to wheel the bastards. I'm in a big property, man.
It's a long way around the back of my house.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How far?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Oh, at least fifty meters. That's a big job. I
was sweat like a basket.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I still don't really think that's a renovation.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
You know, what do you mean it's not a renovation?
Are you talking about usual?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You're getting the tools out and you're adding value to
your property.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I had a tool belt on, but that had nothing
to do with the bins.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
What wasn't the toolbolt?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Just tools? What sort of stuff we're talking in there?
What do you got? Screwy? Screwy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Is that a screwdriver?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, some secreatears. Nice, it's a good tool. Yes. What
else have I gotten there?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Some clippers, well, like hair clippers, a plane like a
a pencil.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh yeah, that's handy. You know, one of those fold
out rulers there. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And a couple of daries which I don't smoke, obviously,
but they're there from past sort of usage.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Right, Okay, because I thought it'd chanting actual reno chair.
Because I fixed the fence at the back of my house.
It had lost a few of the palings had fallen off.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, put them back on.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Fixed up the latch too, which had rusted off. And
broke put that back on and then made it so
it was all perfectly square again and painted the entire fence.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
To minor maintenance. Yeah yeah, so like what pottering around? Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I was having a bit of a tattoo, Keysy put
the bins out, Yes, twenty eight years man, that been there, Keysy, Yeah,
you're right.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
They were full as well.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Full of garden scraps and empty bottles. Siggi butts, No,
Siggi butts. That's in my little brazier.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'll probably be.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Here's She has the Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Cheer fellas.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, even flow there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Hey fellas.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Last night I watched a short film, Oh same short
film called Beautiful from two thousand and one. This black
comedy sees Kiwi Blokes Barry played by Tim Gordon and
keV played by Hoidy Jizbot set off into the summer
for a day's fishing. The men alone, glories of God's
(14:27):
Own and a run about are disrupted when they discover
their attitudes towards domestic violence and sexuality are at odds. Now,
I understand there is this one best Short film at
the two thousand and three Film and Television Awards. Yes,
I understand. It actually beat out two Cars one night
(14:48):
that went on to be nominated for an Academy Award.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yes, yes, so I watched it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Can I say beautifully shot?
Speaker 6 (14:56):
It is nicely shot? Yes, it's got a great look.
Something about the film isn't there. Adam Stevens was a director,
so kudos must go to him and rutten By yourself, Jase, and.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So we agreed on yesterday's show last night that we
would all watch this and do a review two thousand.
It was shot, Jase, released in two thousand and one,
and the interesting thing is it was based off a
scene from your Atrocities play that you and Johnny Bruff
wrote correct really yes, adapted into a Is that your
proudest achievement that film?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah? No?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Would it be the big show?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, it was from a little segment we did on
Atrocities with Johnny and I and Adam Stevens. His main
claim to fame is he shoots commercials right and beautifully shot.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Commercials.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I must say, all around the world, and he saw that,
and I want to make that into a little movie.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yeah, right, so I can imagine you guys on stage.
It's really great because it's two mates, guys that will
be mates forever. They're in a boat, they're in the
middle of nowhere. It's like a trapped scenario. Yes, you
can't escape from each other. And then slowly, over the
course of one fellow sort of reveals to the other
that he might have feelings or sort of want to
physically contact him, possibly sexually. Keezy, I'd say, yeah, I
(16:18):
think we've got a clip.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We sure do.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Oh god, you can take your big mix and your
vds and your bisexual well and you show up probably
already have anyway, mate, who cares?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I can take him home to them missus and too
much so.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What I might even give it up me with.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
In fact, I already care.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
So she's a real high brow. Now let me say
beautifully performed. You recognize both these guys sort of, you know,
as you'd imagine fisherman to be men. A few words
back bone, backbone, hashtag backbone beautifully performed. A young Jason Hoyt.
You must have been. God, you must have been fourteen
when that was shot off. It was twenty five year ago, yes,
(17:08):
but beautifully performed. Tim Gordon's magnificent in it, and it
sort of just reveals itself more and more. It's a
four and a half star busy for me. I thoroughly
enjoyed it. Just great writing. But dude, isn't there something
about a two handed just two people with a bit
of dialogue and it was just great.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
God, it was great just.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Behind the scenes on that fellas. We shot that at
Great Barry Island, outright in Great Barry Island, and well
it is. And when we were shooting it, you know,
the director Adam was saying to us, now because we
were right next to the muscle farm, and both Tim
and I were very keen fishermen, and so Adam was like,
don't actually fish, just concentrate on the thing. But Tim
(17:49):
and I couldn't resist. So a lot of the scenes
there that we were doing, we literally had a massive
snapper on the end of our line and we were
trying to pretend like it wasn't happening because we couldn't
help ourselves.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I just say, and if anyone wants to watch this
just chuck in to google beautiful short film ins there.
It's up on insit on screen dot com. I watch
the whole ten minutes ten minutes long. Yeah, I really
enjoyed it. By the end of it, I kind of
wanted because it's so I didn't know what his how
his character was going to react to you, and you're
in such a confined space, and at the start it
shows how easy it is you might fall out of
(18:20):
the boat. I was like, oh my god, what's going
to happen here? Yeah, but then at the end it's
just so yeah, great ending as well.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Yeah, and I don't think and I don't think it's
an honest ending either.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, I can't even remember the ending, to be honest. Really,
I'm shocked there was that much swearing in it. But
now that I think about it, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I love the little post credits easter egg. No you
don't remember that. No, it's like the biggest it was, like,
the biggest part of the whole thing was at the
sex scene.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, Jay's full frontal nudity button mushroom. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Here's the Cult the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
The could there on the Video Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o'clock.
Heaps coming up after five o'clock, including Dan Fellows from
the Black Seeds releasing a brain new spanking song for us.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a spanker.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We've got the world premiere Fellows, Yes, we do Premier.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Year plus it is here. Flat chat, Yeah, man, there's
a chat about flatting.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Well, something very exciting happened in my life, something I
haven't done for a very.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Very very very long time. Finally, yeahs.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Years shocking dry spell.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I'm just going to be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I just said a little I've been given a bottle
of hot sauce and I had a little scull of
it just before we went on air there and wo
she's hot.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
But by the way, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by reboog Years having.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Good times and good food dining or take away at
Rebig Year today, I accidentally played that during the news
I did you. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It wasn't a shocking story.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I've actually noticed this of late with you, Key, you've
been a bit fidgitly with your fingers. There's a lot
of things ship just popping out of it, out of
the ether. What's going on? Man?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Are you your g yea.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
More good fellows? I know what you're talking about? Do
you like Green Day?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Just this The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Hodarchy Faith no more there on the radio hold Archy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
past five o'clock and Fiddles, I did something today I
haven't done in twenty eight years.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Wow. I went and viewed a flat.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Wow. So you were living the last time you did that?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah? Man, Wow far out it's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
My wife and I and my young daughter were actually
looking to move right.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
So our plan for all your real estate agents.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Out there is to find somewhere in the CBD and
just try a bit of apartment living for a while,
just not to buy, just to rent. And so we're
sort of looking at apartments in town and so forth.
And today we had our first viewing and it was fascinating.
I felt like a young man again.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Right, so what are you looking for?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You know when you're oh, you know, like a two
to three bedroom apartment, but a space, maybe a bit
of balcony action.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You go for big views across the ocean and some views.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Mokey, that would be nice, you know, if we could
get a bit of water action in there, that would
be good as well.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, and so we went to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
One today with our daughter and my wife, and it
was one of those awkward scenarios because I imagine it
must happen all the time. As I say, I haven't
done it for so long, I wouldn't know where the
people renting the place were still there.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, okay, so the former tenants.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, well the current tenants for sure soon to be
because it's I think in a month that comes on
sort of and it is kind of weird going into
someone's house and just sort of wandering around having a
bit of.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
A look around.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, it is because you like, you see their tastes
in art, You see how clean they are. Obviously you
don't look in any of the cupboards or anything, but
you sort of, you know, you get to sort of
see how this random family you don't even know how
they live.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, well it was actually quite embarrassing because there was
a painting on the wall and my wife saw it
and like, God, yeah, look at that, and the and
the woman that was living there was like, oh, yes,
no I did that, and she was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
So they were very good. Yeah, this is what I mean.
They were home, so it was actually quite awkward.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
So there was a dude in his room and her room,
and so you're going through the rooms and you know,
checking out the rooms and stuff and going through the
cupboards and the drawers sort of getting away.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You're going through the cupboards of the drawers, well just.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Getting a feel for the places. Able to imagine your
underpants being.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
In the drawers furnished no.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Um, and you know.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Then we went into the dude's room and he had
so Jesus, some filth and a second drawer just just
between us.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
So that doesn't no one else needs to know about that.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
But I mean, I haven't seen a pawn mag in
a long time, and they look bloody teddy is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But this dude who's just you know, like he's he's
having everyone around for a flat inspection. He's put stuff
in a secret drawer. Now you're talking about it on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well, I mean he wasn't doing that. The real estate
agent was doing that. Yeah, it's a viewing, isn't it.
So you actually renting the place?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Are you going to rent it or no?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Well, after having a look at it and stuff, you know,
we're going through her drawers as well. I mean we
weren't discriminating. At one point I held up a pair
of undies and I went, jeez, you'd be wanting to
get rid of those sometimes.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I'm soon m the vibe mogi.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
No, yeah, why well because because the apartment sounds great.
So the apartment was amazing, but you know, the furnishings
were terrible, but they don't come.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
With the apartment. No oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
But I'm looking forward to, you know, going and checking
out heaps more. Mate. It's great stuff.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
You get to know, O borrow the stick mag off you?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh yeah, did you steal it?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
About four of them actually a couple of mayfairs.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
The Pixie's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening twenty one minutes past five o'clock. I believe
they're playing a gig on Sunday night in Aukland.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Keezy certainly our j Sunday night and Monday night at
the Auckland Town Hall. Then they head down to Wellington
to the Saint James Theater. Down their low availability to
all of those shows.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
This would be a hell of a place to see them.
I thought I won't go to them. I saw them,
but I saw them about ten years ago and they
had come deal in it.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
So it was the original lineup, but it was at Spakin.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Oh right, So it's a significantly less intimate sort of
an environment in the.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Up town hall town hall rules. Yeah, it's a beautiful spot.
You get on that. Yeah, I will. Actually, I think
I'm going to it on Sunday anyway.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
If anyone's wondering why Jase sounds like he's about to
throw up it because he's been drinking hot sauce.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Yeah he does, looking good, Jase, Can I say that? Man?
Thanks Fellows.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Hey, I'm just on the back of you going to
look at some flats with the idea of moving into them.
We had our first flat inspection. Oh wow, Now I
rent a property, yes, Jase's nothing wrong with that. No,
in this economy, I mean you have to get all
defensive about it. Jeez, I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
You get no judgment from me.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I've had a fun life, right, I haven't saved as
well as I good of it, right, it's still good
man anyway. So they come around, they do the old
inspection there and and then you get an email outlining
any issues that there may or may not be.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That must be weird because I've my wife and I
we own a small property. Oh do you a small
property in west Aukland two bedroom granny flat and west
Aukland there, and the idea of having a flat inspection
now that feels really weird.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
What I can tell you is a forty nine year
old man, it does feel a little bit weird having
a grown up come around and tell you you are
or are not living appropriately. So we got the email
back and I just I want to run through what
they've pointed out, Okay, okay, and you tell me if
this is weird or not. The first thing that they
pointed out was that there's too many pictures on the
(26:40):
wall and so holes in the wall, et cetera, cetera.
And they just wanted to point out that we will
be responsible for filling those holes.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Right when we leave eventually.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But also like you're like holes in the wall because
you're putting pictures up.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
You know, it's a little bit, but I get it,
you know, it's it's annoying to.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Have to fill in hole. I those are the ones
you hung?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Eh yeah, well no, actually I got I got a
man in okay, because I know what I'm like.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
The next thing on the list was said, they look
like our toothbrushes needed replacing.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Right, well, no, not right? What the hell does a
matter if your toothbrushes need replacing?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Did they not going crazy? Am I beside the point?
Whether they do need replacing or not, keys, it's none
of their business. No, but it's handy to know that.
But like, that isn't a thing that should stop you from,
you know, being allowed to flat there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's ridiculous, I make that call. Yeah, the toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Well, well, this is the thing though, If they're saying
that you're you're going against the terms and conditions of
your lease, your tendency, then your baggage are out on
your ass jacks right, Okay. The next thing they said
was the sheets were a bit dirty. Sheets are a
bit dirty on your bed? On the bed, did they
pull back the covers and have a look. Well, yeah,
that's weird. And now they're not wrong dirty?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
How not? Well?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Just covered and filth, you know, like chips, crumbs and
trackers and peanuts. And I eat in bed and I
use my chest as sort of like.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
A napkin chocolate.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
So just food stuff, mainly food stuff and other things.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Again, it's none of their business. Now.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
The last thing on the list, I thought this was particular. Already,
I thought this was weird. They said that the batteries
and the vibrator were dead.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
What the hell, man, you were in a battery operated one.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yes, indeed, Collective Soul there on the radio Darky Big Show.
This gorgeous Thursday afternoon special treat for the Fellers. Actually
we've got Dan from the Black Seeds and with us.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
What do you want? Man? Were you just walking passing
the Fellers? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
So you got some beer and I knew there was
some beer in here.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah, we got a true story.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Actually when Dan came in Old Park San as he does,
he said to Dan, would you like a glass of water?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And Dan went you've got any bees? Perfect? Yeah? Man,
we got beers going for your beats. How's life man?
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Bloody good? Life is good. The Black Seeds have just
recorded a new song, so we're excited about that. It's
good to be creating. Looking forward to someone to be
back on the road. Yeah, man, so you know, and
good to be here. I'm enjoying. You've got a show,
Like I was just saying before I supervised at a
(29:42):
company t r S and listening to the show.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Is it on the site or is it.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
You know, you want to laugh, you churn into your babes.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Isn't that weird? Because I drive to work quite off
of the Black Seeds are playing No We've got.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I was actually funny enough listening to you fellows today,
just hooning around doing stuff, listening to.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
The old Black Seat. So that's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
New a new single coming out, Yeah, a new single
called Compassion. I don't under sound of that.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah controversial, you know, I just think, yeah, we're all
divided that this time in life, it's it's a bloody
crazy place and I just wanted to write something that,
you know, I just said how I was feeling great,
you know. I didn't want to get too preachy.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, and it's hard.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's hard not to. And I guess you go reggae
and then you go, it's probably gonna sound a bit
preachy if you're getting you know, it's not a political song.
It's more of it come together so weirdness.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, I think, as you say, Dan, in this day
and age, we need it, man, We need it because
it is it is a batch ezy world and people
have lost their collective minds.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
But I'll tell you what, because are we day booing it?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
We are day booing it shortly, Jason, Before we do, though,
I just want to know, Dan, is this like, is
this just a one off thing or are you guys
cooking some other stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Or you know that we have been cooking? Yes, yeah, yeah,
we have been cooking. We want to get an album
out next year. We've been demoing a lot of tunes.
So yeah, we're excited, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And how hard is it nowadays with the Black Seas
because you guys have been around for a week while
now is everyone?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Are you guys time to call it? Isn't it to
cool it down? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I mean, but is it hard of these, Like, are
you guys across the country?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
How does it we? Yeah, yeah we are. Yeah, I'm
up here in Auckland. We've got Palmi, got christ Church
and yeah. I mean it's it costs a lot of
money just to get us in the same room. Reverse. Yeah,
it's apparently Wellington now Nigel and Ryan and basically Ryan Preeople.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah we get together. But
(32:06):
it is a bit of a feat to do that.
But when we come together, you know, it's like we've
never left. You know, we're really good mates. And and
I think you played together for such a long time
you have that synergy.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, yeah, twenty seven years. I mean this show has
been going for about four and a half. Now we're
falling apart of the seams.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
The trickers. We've got to move to different parts of
the country. Keys, that's the key, I think. I agree.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Where would you move?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Where would I move? I don't know where you go?
You got to Russell, you to Rustle. There's a little
radio studio there right on the wall.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Lovely, it's not looking out there, and I could put
my right out and do the show and then it's got.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
It's got a commercial but I've got a bite. I'll
be back in a minute.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
But I think Jase doesn't know is that the studio
is not even plugged.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It's a show just to myself. I'll tell you what you.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Want to get on that amazing radio you're describing Jason
as to Deave a brand new Black Seeds song for
the first time ever world premiere.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
We'll get a massive review afterwards.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio HURDK.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
How good new one from the Black Seeds Compassion. We've
got Dan from the Black Seat. That does a feel
when you listen to your tune there Dan and what's
going through your head here?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
You can go either way. You create something and then
you listen to it over and over and over and
over again until you're sick of it. But I mean
this tune I come back to. It's a good gay
Jay and I always enjoyed it, enjoyed it. We're actually
we did a version of the track and then Lee
Preble another brother.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Of Green Brothers. Right, he's got three brothers.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
For years. The guy does not talk, he does not preams,
does not share a thing Dan.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So they are a very talented family.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Prems once came into the office and after a couple
of hours he said, I got to go.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Will you go in hospital? Why? I got run over
by a truck on the way in today.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was a bus.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
My apology, literally that happened, and he just did not
mention it. Got a bit of work done right, I'm
off the hospital. So that's prem Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
That that's the Prebles pretty much pretty much the interesting thing.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Sorry, no, you go kezy your own time.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Interesting thing I found when it comes to tunes like that,
like that is the world premiere of Compassion by the
Black Seeds? How long ago did you write that? That was?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
It was probably demo earlier this year and then it
came in bits like it was saying before to get
us all together. It's like start of the year, who's
free for a week for a weekend? And then it
goes another five months, who's free for this weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is that hard?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Because like that's bloody hard. Yeah. So you go home
and you're trying to write, but it really works for
me to add lib in the studio, yes, you know,
that's where that's where it comes out. I'm just writing
feeling what the guys are in the other studio.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Any kind of calliborate of that right to be the
same with acting, you can't really do it until you
get into the room together on zoom or you want.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
But the interesting thing love making. The interesting thing though,
was like our show for example, it's the opposite. Like
every single thing we talk about is meticulously preps died.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Yeah, I could tell.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And like the idea of adling that freaks me out.
Like the idea of me not knowing the one hundred
questions I've prepped to talk to Dan about that really
freaks me out.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Then you mentioned the fact that you're about to go
on tour. I'm looking at this beautiful weather. Where about
are you over the summer?
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Well, we're everywhere. We're up north Matakana.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
How good.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's going to be great. It's close to home, Rhythm
Alps beautiful down there. Yeah, it's going to be great.
We're going to run a shows supporting you. Be forty
and that's going to be all over the country. Get
to play homegrown again. Go to Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Is that where it is? Yeah? You could probably afford
to give Hambard or Hamilton a skip with me.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'm not anti Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I love Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
No, really, I mean, as you say, twenty seven years
the Black Seeds. Every summer, you guys come out, perform
a few shows, and there are you're still just as
fizzed up to get out there and tour again.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, totally really, Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean I love
being in the studio, but going out and playing, I mean,
that's that's your audience. I mean, they've come to see you.
There's there's nothing quite like that. I mean, it never
gets old, never gets old. I mean, and you're always
as good as your last show, you know, you just
I just like to give everything to it because I
(36:51):
mean I can't cannot, you know, and we're not Yeah,
and when you're when you're when I'm not doing that
and I'm doing my day dre which which which I like,
it becomes frustrating not creating and not performing.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
But you've got that amazing outlet, right, which is that
that's a god scene for someone with so much creativity
to give.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, I mean, yeah, sometimes it gets a
big stain it because you're not with the guys and
you're not creating. But when you're in when we're in
the studio, it's like this is the time to give
it and to put it in one hundred percent, get
stuck in, Get stucked.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Then if people want to get hold of this single,
how do they do it? Like think about the dear brain,
like me right, and I'm going to myself, now, where
can I listen to that?
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Where do you listen to your music?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Spotify?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
But then my daughters went naughty, naughty, because I treat
artists very well, and I went, okay, well what am
I supposed to go?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Where do your daughters listen to their music?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Well, that's what I've been saying, is okay, not Spotify?
Then where And they're like, oh yeah, another one?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Band Camp?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, band Camp is good. I mean I guess you know.
Unfortunately Spotify, but titles are good. Another good app. It's convenient, right, YouTube,
so you can go to all those different platforms. You
could go to YouTube. We're gonna have a lyric video
coming out tomorrow with with the song Compassion, so that'll
be on YouTube and you know it's unfortunately right now
(38:24):
it is on all the streaming platforms and then obviously
when we have the album then that'll be the hard copy.
Y we'd like to put it on vinyl. Bloody you
are what.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
You're right. We just we just made a final. It's
sold out pretty quickly. And about Jason's right here. Twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, that's the one, Dan, it's a podcast on a
vinyl Dan.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, and we it's sold out and I think about
seven hours or so, not that that's important, but no,
eight thousand.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Hey you Dan, Good on you mate.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Congratulations Ale And maybe we'll have a little bit of
a chitty chat before you head off.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
You guys who want to come to a show.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Jason, I don't like people you go around and do
a gig in Jason's lounge. That would be all right?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Who we could arrange that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Folks be up for that. Dad for the Black Seeds
sext for coming in.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Levana.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
They're on the Radio Hodkey Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Dan's a good barstard, isn't he from the Black Seeds.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Well, I mean that's all good. Like you know, he's
a listener as well, so he's hearing that for sure.
But it's a good way for me to convey how
we feel about him without him being in the room. Yeah, yeah,
totally so we as a show, we just think he's
fine because I really really really like him. And he
gave Jason hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Or easy on Keezy, he did give me some hot
sauce and it's called Boom the Black Seeds.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
What does that say, Keezy, I've got my glasses on.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
The Sun Ricotto hot sauce of course on the Sun,
one of their biggest albums.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yes, bloody beautiful. Really, it's bloody beautiful. I'm just snipping
away at it slowly as the show goes on.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
That's not an insane thing to do at all.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
No, that's totally normal. Hey, coming up after six Fellers,
my wife had a dream.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh yeah, the hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reberg Gear.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options available also reburg Gear
and redefining the norm.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
Ah ah, what my heck dreaming about Reburger. Oh my god,
it was so crave worthy. But it was Gormete and
it was straight food.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, so good Fellas.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Actually we've got a bit of a dream theme happening
for this hour.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Don't weak easy, Yeah, because I've got a story about
a dream. Oh yeah, Did I actually that?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Actually, just very quickly.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I don't know if I told you, Fellas, I had
a dream the other night because I'm filming stuff at
the moment, and it was horrific and I was in
the I was on set and no, Mogi, I wasn't
doing that.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
And it was a really big scene of which I
was a big part of it. And then at one.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Point I said to the director, can I ever look
at the script? And then I looked at the script
and went, I don't know that scene.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
What scene is that?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, I don't know any of this, And
no one would believe me, and they were setting up
and I was like, no, I don't know this scene.
I don't know it, and everyone just carried on like
I was just the purse far out and I woke up.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
In an anxious sweat. It's not like you. You told
us about that. I did tell you about it?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Was that yesterday?
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Was that on the show? He told us about it
on the show? For ages just like that version did
I god shocking back?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
It was Yeah, we've heard this story before, and the
listeners it was terrible. Look, we've just heard. We've got
a TEXTI on three four eight three heard this one.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Jase stop being an Orange Jays. Oh god, I woke
up with a ragy too.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
By the way, No, not in my No, guys, Mogi
pulling yourself together, Tom Penny?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Why not The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
You see DC there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show.
This gorgeous thusday evening.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Hey you feelers. A bit of a worrying thing happened yesterday.
My wife told me about a dream she had over
the weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, so she was. And over
the weekend I went down to Todung your end. I
I hung out with my brother and visited my parents
who have been away on holiday. And we're coming home. Yes,
So I wasn't back at home until Monday, right, okay,
And so she didn't see me for three nights. Yeah,
(43:08):
And she was talking about the dream.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
And can we can we have a bit of sexy
dream music? Easy?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Well, no, I'm not playing sexy dreams I'll play this.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
No, no, what no, we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
If you're going to talk about your wife's dream, it
has to be the proper backdrop.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Now you're talking, I just don't. I'll just don't do
a few buttons. Hold on, you might have a take.
Oh no, So she says, oh my god, yeah, God,
that was easy. That's good.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Stat She goes, oh my god, I just remembered a
dream I had about something, but I don't want to
tell you about it because you.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Got to be mad.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh yeah, And I was like, well, I win did
this dream here? But she's like Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
So now you're just.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
You're just trying to get little bits and pieces there
because you don't want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
She does want to tell you, but you're going to
have to work for a big boy.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But she doesn't want me mad, you know, because she
knows what I'm like when i'm absolute psycho.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
Had to control you freaked me out.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I've got scary when i'm mad. I'm a very relaxed guy.
But I was like, oh you know me, babe, I'm
a relaxed guy. You can tell me what was the
dream about. She's like Wow, I had an a fear, right, No,
it doesn't. Yeah, And I was like, oh, who it
was the affair with?
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Really the question you should be asking us why why
has she decided because she's not finding love at home? Keesy,
I'll tell you that right now, she wouldn't be going
out the door not getting what she needs.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Well, this is the interesting thing. She wouldn't tell me
who the affair was with. The part that really worried
me was she goes, I think it's because you ditched
me over the weekend. So it's your fault that she's
had the affair, whether dream, offair or real one. Wow,
so I got I was like, I didn't ditch you.
I when I visited my parents. That's not ditching you.
(45:08):
And she feels abandoned, lonely, and after one day she's
having an affair.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
That was a dream.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Remember this isn't real. And then she would in demand.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
And he's an attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
No, I know, Jason very and no, you can start.
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
No, I was going to say, you know, she's a
woman with needs.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, I really would prefer if you stopped.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
But do you think it was well?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I kept asking her.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I was like who is it? And she's like, I
can't tell, you'll be mad. And then I was like,
tell me it wasn't and she was like, oh no,
And then I was like, not old Mogi. He's just like, no, no,
it was no one that you work with, okay, And
I was like, who was it and she's like it
was Sheering. Oh she had a sexual dream about Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
I'll tell it was sexual.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
She had no fear.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yes, well, I mean it's on brand. She's got shock
and taste.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
In on Radio Food Fighters there on the radio, Hold
Archy Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Hey, Keyzy, what's that man? What's this? I'm hearing about?
The Big Show Big Yarn?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh, Jace glad yass man, Dooge dooge. We've teamed up
with PGG rights in for the Big Show, Big Yarn.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
How good we do we do the Big Show?
Speaker 6 (46:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, because it's called the Big Show, Big Yard.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
I just wondered. Man, sounds great so far.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Trust me, I haven't even started yet. To celebrate the
hard working farmers that keep this country going.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yeah, bloody oaks to be in to win.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
A PGG writes in prize pack and hard dollars cash.
Tell us your best farm yarn, good bed or funny.
We want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
I've got one. Save it.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Text PGG to three three and we'll send you a
link to enter. Next week we'll be calling what is back,
giving away cash and PGG writes and prize packs.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Do doo.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
So if you've got a good yarn, text PGG to
three four eight three, go to the link there. Tell
us your yar. We could call you next week. Boom,
hundred bucks cash, boom, PGG writes some prize pack.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
But I did wheeze on an electric fence. Oh did you?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yeah, well that was my farm yarn.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh wow, what happened?
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Hell of a shock? Yeah, I got. I remember getting
shocked by electric fence. Yes, everyone was got. We're young,
you know.
Speaker 6 (47:48):
There was me and a few other fellows ere in
my mum and uh was going, I touched the fence,
Touch the fence, touch the fence.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Anyone was like no, no, it's like I'll touch it.
I'll touch it.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
And I got a hoo of a shot. Yes, I
just sort of laughed at off. That's all good. And
then I started crying and my mum cuddled me so
I felt better.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Seriously, we're already starting with the yarns because my cousin
did that to me on the farm.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
He said, it's not on, man, it's not on. Just
grab it. So I grabbed it and did? Did? Did? Did?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Did?
Speaker 5 (48:19):
Did you grabbed it with your downstairs Yeah? I just
looked it over right.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Rural living made easy with PGG writs and shop online
store dot PGG rights and dot co dot in z.
They'll be stoked. Can you send this to them pugs?
Thanks man?
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Oh shure, sorry I looked at music on it.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Here's our in the Hiarchy.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Well there you go, your mayor barsets. That's a big
show done and justted this Thursday night. Just a reminder
it'll just be keasy tomorrow on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Where are you guys again?
Speaker 6 (49:13):
I've got the day off because I'm going to the
New Zealand Screen Awards. Pretty exciting, got a couple of nominees.
It's going to be a huge like not a night's show.
It's not a night's absolutely mates.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Is that what you are too, Jason.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
No, no, I'm filming tomorrow all day.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh the secret project, we can't.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yeah, yeah, well Lady Chattley's lover. Oh that's right, Hey
you Keysy. What's the podcast out? Tro clip today?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Too many full stops in that sentence. Today's clip, which
comes out at seven thirty. The full pod is about
being a perv.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Can I say?
Speaker 6 (49:45):
I feel like you've straightened up a bit? So, if anything,
it's just as easy as there always was for you
to perve. The only one that's been robbed here is me,
and I'll be talking to Boggley about it. Yes, absolutely
stitched up because it's a good contract.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
You're in the same position. You can still empty you
and you always do the swivel of the head.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
That was talking about Kezy shocking Pi.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Say, Keezy shocking perving Jase. Actually you've had the entire
studio moved around so that you can perve better out
the window.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Shocking bastard as a fowlers as Hey, Mogi, what's your
plan tonight?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
I'm not too sure to be honest me and I'm
going to go home and see if I can get
some I think I'm coming down with a cold or something.
Because I've been a snotty bastard. One of my eyes
does not stop leaking, sneezing up a storm. It's a
good time for MEGA to have a day off. Mate,
early to bed?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
What about? Oh, what's for teakezy?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
My wife is working late tonight again. My when she
gets home at about eight, we're gonna go and grab
something quick and easy, maybe like a Vietnamese or something.
You've been a Vietnam Jason, Yes, you were gonna have Vietnamese?
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Okay? Cool? Why is that weird?
Speaker 3 (51:01):
No, it's just how you because I can imagine you
and your wife saying, hey, let's get something cooking easy tonight.
I can picture you both saying, yeah, just send me
cooking easy.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Working late, so jas, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 5 (51:18):
I'll be giving.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Myself an anxiety attack, probably learning lines.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
And I don't know what's for tea. My wife's not
telling me.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's probably crayfish or something like that. Maybe maybe some scollops.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Man, Yeah, some kind of a past or abomination scollops.
Mogi looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Hey about listen, Thanks for listening to the show, Check
up the podcast, check up the Instagram till from my
point of view Monday,
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