October 30, 2025 • 47 mins
On today's show, Jase has a cry about Halloween, Mike can't operate a computer and Keyzie's making complaints in the workplace.
TIMELY FASHION:
(00:00) Intro: Layered Up
(03:34) SHOW MEETING
(08:43) THE VINYL IS OUT FRIDAY
(11:38) BROKE NEWS
(15:36) TV Time!
(20:42) Intro: Jase wins!
(22:18) Halloween chat
(26:37) Macbook Mogey
(30:54) Diamonds!
(33:30) Intro: Jase is cat sitting
(36:19) Your Halloween thoughts
(40:10) Black Clash!
(42:54) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(46:54) FAREWELL!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep the Big show show show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
Really Jason Heights Night and Kasih give your mad bars.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this murky Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It is the foodieth of October twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
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Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's speaking of you. Get Maggie your stud house life.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Yeah again, pretty grassy.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hot.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I don't know what's heaven there.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm back, man, Yeah, you're back.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Yeah, game, pretty good mate, Another rip of day here
in the air, and I go, man, spring is sprung?
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Keezy?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't think so, man, it's still pretty shiit house
out there.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It's sprung.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'm not convinced actually, because Kezy canceled golf on me today,
but siting the weather and then it was beadtiful all morning.
I was absolutely it was falthy, mate, so full of it. Hey,
now listen, CAZy geez, you're looking sharp as ever, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So you got your prison jacket on. How's life with
you men?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
It's really good, Jay, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just like everyone to know that what happened was we
booked two tea times, one for today, one for tomorrow.
Tomorrow is looking like the bit of day by far,
So are you canceled today's one in favor of tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And this isn't a prison jacket. It's just a regular
Dinnim jacket. In fact, I think it's Levi's.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
R Levi's prison jackets since eighteen forty one. Oh my god,
you've actually got three layers on there. You've got your
prison jacket, ana hoodie and a T shirt. It's cold
in here though, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yes, whereas you're just running a T shirt there pop.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
It spread has sprung totally.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
How are you going, jas? Yeah? Good, thank you. What's
up coming up on the show Mogi? What's happening on
the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Well, it's very nearly your last opportunity to get into
the drawer for the diamonds on Richmond Engagement Ring giveaway.
Later on the show, we are drawing that tomorrow, Fellers,
all right, we're drawing it tomorrow. Excited, get excited about it.
We've got a little bit of Halloween check coming up later.
Jason particular hates kids. True swords. Yes, and finally, oh,
(02:52):
Keysy's got something awkward to bring up with a member
of the Big Show. He doesn't know how to approach it.
He's going to ask us our advice on how we
should deal it. Yet, I don't want you guys to
get a weird about it. Or I'm not going to
get weird about it, man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
In the meantime, he's Jimmy Varns.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hodarky Betellict There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time exactly fifteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Fellas, have got something awkward need to discuss for you, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Why are you looking at me? I'm looking at both
of you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Jason's convinced that it's about him.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Jackson's extremely anxious about the prospect of it potentially being him.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's I'm just going on form here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, look that the awkward thing I need to discuss
isn't a show meeting. I feel like this might be
a show meeting. Okay, okay, show meeting.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now
in progress.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yesterday we had a show meeting, didn't we in the
office in there? Oh yeah, we had in a little
office and there was five of us and then we're
listening back to our radio show and just telling each
other how great it is that we do that every week.
And while I was in the show meeting, I noticed
the distinct aroma of toe jams. And I don't know
(04:17):
how to I don't know how to bring this up
with said person that they might in fact have stinky
toe jams. Yeah, you know, because it's one of those things.
It's like if someone reeks, right, someone's got bo Do
you tell them?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's tricky?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, because I personally probably would want to be told.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You want to know it's people with bad breath, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want to know that your breath stinks. Terrible to
find out that your breath.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Stinks, yeah, heart out. So does my breath sting? I
don't know. I don't want to go around smelling it.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I don't think it does. Yeah, that's something smelled it?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you saying it's me?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well? I just want to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why are you so not? Jaz it's I don't want
to what it could be? Because I get quite sweety feet?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Do you really?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay? Yes, your feet wreak?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You today? It was so smelling a man?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It could be because I've been walking quite a lot
that day and they were quite sweety.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Right, Okay, have you have you do you wear fresh
socks every day or the same pier?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, wear fresh socks every day? Right?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Okay? Yeah, okay, sometimes you wear your wife socks? So
are they fresh to you?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Or are they fresh like fresh out of the washing machine?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah? Well, I mean fresh out of my my sock drawer?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Right okay?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And when you're finished wearing a pair of socks, do
you put them back in the sock drawer?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So when was so that pair of a sock draw
I mean, isn't that what you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
To do when you're finished wearing your socks? Are you
supposed to put them into the washing machine. Wow, and
then dry them and then put them back in the
soft draw.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, I've got the same sort of approach that I
have with the jeans, and you wear them for like two.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Weeks socks yeah, yeah, in the soft draw yes, yeah, right, and.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Then you get up in the morning and you get
a new peer from the soft draw, but it's just
a peer you've already worn before.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, brand new. No.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And also because I think I think it's also my
shoes that I'm wearing are quite stinky.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, they're a very cheap shoe because the only thing
that people don't know about your shoes is they give
you electric shocks every single soa a single day. You
go in and out of the door, every single day
that you go out, maybe let's say ten times or so.
You go at the studio, you pull up your long
sleeve and you pull over your hands so that you
don't get a shock from the doorhandle from the door,
which I believe is generated from your shoe.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Well, they've got a very big rubber sole on them,
and I think the friction between that and the carpet.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well famously, rubber conducts electricity. Yeah, everybody knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So well I'll tell you, I'll get some grains remedy. Well.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well yeah, and also it might not be you, it
might be someone else. Well, I know it's not me,
so you know, and I definitely smell it when it
was just me and Jason the room.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well, did you think it might actually be Jose's breath?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No, I thought it might be my shoes. Oh, and
so I gave mine a big wolf yesterday and they
went like this little tinge.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, which probably everyone else, but I'll take mine off
now and have a work here you go. Oh they're
quite stinky.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay, you doing to go, I'm just going to do
I'm just going to do mine.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They're not massively stinky that mine are all.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good yesterday with yesterday, I think it was your socks. Yeah,
so just yeah and your breath. What's happening with your armpits?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Well, the meant I handled that like you know, adults
and professionally. Yeah, nothing personal.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's Kings of Leon. Other than Hijune.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days and four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Holdarchyes, indeed, hold there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now,
tomorrow's a big day, Fellers. They're relief the release of
the Big Show vinyl. How pumped are we?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Man? I'm frothing man same Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, what's that? I just got a text here on
three four oh three? What is that?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Oh, it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have done a bespoke podcast which is only available
on vinyl.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, what a great idea.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
That was the way it was our original idea. I
can't believe how we came up with it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, it's just brilliant, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Actually, I remember how we came up with it. I
remember hearing how Mattingerr had done it.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Haven't they we're talking about it. But they were too scared. Yeah,
too scared, too much of a risk because he is
a bit of a skinny. Yes, but we did it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's called The Big Show Origin Story and it's delving
deep into the history of Hoidy, J Mogi, Keyesy and Pugsun.
Two sides pressed on vinyl thanks to our mates at
Holiday Records.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
If you would like a link to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Purchase, it's very very limited edition text the word vinyl
to three four eight three. We will also have a
chance for you to win special signed copy of the vinyl.
Let's keep an eye on the hockey socials too.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Those are special too. Those ones very special.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We signed them as they were pressed and then they
got sealed up. It's pretty special. Do you guys want
to hear a little trailer?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I was in a scenario where I wasn't sure whether
to put my age back a couple of years or
ford a couple of years, and.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Then you walked away and that was it. But you
turned around, looked at me, and we're sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you guys have never.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Done that with me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You've never walked off from a big show, turned around,
I got year, yeah, human feces.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And I remember when you were doing the night show
because you used to come and dressing immaculate suits all
the time.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Jason and like you mate, our eyes locked. That means
a lot, Jason. And now I'll make sure I leave
this on the wax.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, you know sometimes bands abbreviate stuff Keezy, it's my Steffy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We still have very much have this mentality of like
obviously we're team Hodaky or whatever, but we're definitely big
show is in a thing yeah where if you mess
with any one of us like you get to do
you get.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Man, it sounds great. It does sound really good.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Sounds good when you put it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So it takes vinyl to three four eight three, it
drops tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
And what is it five hours long?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's well vinyl? Are they only forty eight minutes?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
What it is?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Okay, yeah, but it's good eating, as Maggie would say,
Oh good listening or good listening The.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Four on radio.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
David Bowie there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is it breaking news, fellows?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes, it's from yr Okay, close enough, this is breaking.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It's just that I don't feel like it's breaking because
it's from yesterday. Come on, Gezy man, well.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It's still broke brough didn't it?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I haven't heard it right?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
We should have one that has broke.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
News already broken news, old news, old news.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Did you make a sting for that police pugs? Anyway?
What is it?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Old frodo? Yes? You heard about him. Yes, he's in
New Zealand because he's he's been doing again and a
whole bunch of other things around the place. He's the
actor Elijah Wood. Well, he's turned up down at Hobbitson there,
you know about Hobbitson. Yes, it's not the real one
out of the Lord of the Rings. I just pretend
made it. It's just a bunch of humans, just made
it for people to go and see.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's only about one from the movie though, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Like that one, But it's not the real Is it
not the real one? Well, it is the one out
of the movie. It's not the one out of history,
you know, it's not the one from three hundred years ago.
Oh right, that's all gone, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway,
it's turned up down there in the Son of a Bit.
He's crashed a winning good lord. People are trying to
get married there and here he comes. He turns up
in a you know, a pair of rolled up blue
(12:06):
jeans and white shoes and a funny looking at our
hoodie and comes along and ruins the wedding.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't think he ruined it, right, because they were
getting married at Hobbit and dressed and sort of hobbit stuff. Yeah,
so that big Hobbit Lord of the Rings fans kind
of loss. No, they're not then like geeks like gamer boys.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
No, it's just people who's interest that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
They enjoy the curtains always in darkness. Just do doosh
on the computer.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You guys are so cool, that's right, Game of Boys. Yes,
and so I think Frodo from the movie is sitting
ups pretty cool, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Just another mouth to feed.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's not cheap having a wedding gis years you know, well, totally,
and he probably sun keeps him made meade as well.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Do they know what I mean? Do they drink mead
and hobbitt?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
They're mess of mead freaks? Are the responsibly?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta be honest with you would
have turfed his ass out?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
You would have?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
How would you rather have had turned up at your
winning Who would be your favors?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Good?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Like sallibs?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, David Bowie?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
How did that pop into you? Because we just came
out of a David Bowie song.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
No, No, it's just you know, he'd be a great
guest right.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
What would he do? You just have a chat to
him all night and ignore your missus.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Probably Barry Humphries.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh yes, yes, you'd be a good chat famous UK comedian. No, no,
Australia Australian comedian.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So yeah, yeah, he'd be good.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
For John Clark.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Oh yeah, cause you were saying Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, well certainly, I mean if she you know, if
she was in the area, and Margo Robbie, Yeah, because
it'd be three beautiful than at my wedding.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And didn't you say Magie Emily Blunt? Who em Blunt?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Didn't you say what's the name of that? That woman
from the Zoro movies?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Catherine Zeena, John Alma high k Zelma Zelma?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Did you say Selma from Zelma and Luise?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The only slims I wouldn't have in my winning though
probably you two.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
That doesn't right? Sorry about that again, we barely knew
each other, guys, Water under the Bridge as far as
I'm consumed. Yeah, cool, cool, Oh she has she has good.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Sup.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Is indeed a see d C there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday, afternoon the time of four
p fifty two.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yes, guys, I do you have to do that? Yes, yes, yes,
Look you and I have been begging on all week.
Jay so Keysy said before the show and now I
appreciate meeting. Can he please have a turn today? So
I'd like to hand the floor over to you. Man, No,
I didn't where you go?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Then buddy Tay get on with it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But now there's got all these expectations on what I
was designs.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
So this is Grand Designs Human.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yes, same, no, no, no, you know what it is,
or some wacky Australian comedy.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's a show that has affected me so much so
that I had a nightmare two nights ago. The Undtables
Uh no, no, no, no, no, I haven't watched that yet,
need to. It is Traders UK Celebrity.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
You've talked about that a few times.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, you had a couple of times because I had
that little nerd fellare on there Alan Carr.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Yeah, and he didn't like it because he was a killer.
He didn't like it. He was nervous.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
But next thing you knew it was drunken power. It
still is.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
But what it is now, though, is because you've got
such and the key thing with this show, if it
wasn't celebrities who I hold in such high regard, You're
Stephen Fries, you know, you're Jonathan Ross's, people like that,
genuine top level UK celebrities and comedians. If it wasn't them,
I wouldn't like it. But it is them. And they
have to sit around a table and they have to
(16:25):
accuse each other of being a traitor, and everyone genuinely
gets real fired up and quite upset with one another,
and then they all have to vote out someone and go,
we think it's this person who's the trader who's been
murdering people.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
They then stand at the.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Front and say, I tried to tell you I'm actually
a faithful and then everyone's just like gatted, so gatted
And it's really really, really good on three now and
there's every Thursday and Friday there are new episodes. See
but I don't know what you guys are doing here because
I sit here every day and listen to you say, oh,
I watched this show from the seventies and list of
(17:00):
a whole of actors I've never heard of, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Go how any busies.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's a four point two busies time for a reality show.
And it's tricky, keazy because we have heard about it already.
And I feel bad because I've got I've been watching
another show. What's that one called? Yeah, Slow Horses? No,
the other one I don't know, the one with Jason
Bateman and the rabbit, Blank Grabbit, black Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
And it's just.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You don't want to I don't want to keep on
talking about the episodes because it's all ups and downs,
isn't it. But I'll tell you at the end, and
we'll find out if it sucks or not. If they
caught out Old mat keysy, if they caught out alan
Ka yet No, but that on his tail. And it's
like people are actually getting aggressive about it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, Marler, former front Row England prop he is genuinely
pissed off.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
He's an aggressive man. It's great.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You kind of need to be to be afore we
don't actually have time for you to go. No, just joking,
he go. I watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is seemingly minor neighborhood just and Florida escalates into deadly violence.
Police bodycam footage and investigative interviews expose the consequences of
Florida's stand your ground laws.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And it's basically it's true. It's all true, and it's
a documentary. It's horrific.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
A very racist woman as in this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I won't go into the details, but let's say.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Things end very, very badly, and it's if you like
that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's a horror show. It's a horror show. I did
like it. I'll give it three point eight busies? Right,
why is that? Did you like?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Find something in common one of the main characters.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Not particularly, but it was fascinating this woman's machinations in
terms of her manipulating situations. But it's all been caught
on police camp so she actually in the end kind
of shot herself from the foot. It's actually very fascinating
to watch.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Jason.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm really pleased how passionate you are about that show.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Thank you man.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
See that's how this could go. Fellers, how many buzzies
out of five?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I told you three point eight?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I can welcome back in massive Bagbones. I hope you're
getting through your Thursday afternoon. You're listening to the big
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Or the respect.
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You've got no idea what it's like to do big.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Every decision you'll make affects every fashion of every other.
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Too much to deal with almost and in the year
you're full of predity street through this year? What's that
from Fellers Sopranos?
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You and the voucher?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
How good do I get to a a voucher? I'd
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Speaker 1 (20:07):
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Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, okay, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Hey, remember everyone that does textan during the show all
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Speaker 1 (20:24):
And the text number is three four eighty three. Coming
up on the show here Fellas, I see Jace you
want to have sort of a boomer style chat about
how you hate Halloween?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Is that right? Yeah? Pretty much. I want to get
your guys view on it too, how you feel about it.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I don't like this American filth sort of seeping into
the system.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's not good. But in the meantime, what as good
as the Killers?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Incubus.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time eleven minutes past five o'clock. Card.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Now, I don't know if you're aware of this.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Fella's Maggie, you probably will be because you've got a
little a little one. It's Halloween tomorrow, and I just
wanted to get your sort of vibe on the whole
Halloween thing. Weird things happening in my family. We're my
youngest daughter who's no longer young. Well, I mean she's
still young, but she's not a kid anymore. She seems
more into Halloween now than when she was a kid,
(21:23):
which doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now, my personal view on Halloween, I hate it.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, pesky little kids coming down into my private property
and just wanting stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Only if you like isn't it only if you've got
a decoration up though, to say hey, come down, They.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Come down regardless, Keezy, because the little they're shock of
the life, the little buggers. They just want free sweets. Yeah,
it goes against everything that I stand for.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I mean, you know, with generosity, stands against that.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Now, kids all the time in I don't accept things
off strangers, and here we are sending.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Them out to the whole bloody neighbor was strangers.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Their parents are usually nearby, is always.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But mostly you know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Out west, you get marauding heads of kids, you know
what I mean. Suddenly this like fifteen bloody kids wanting stuff,
and it's like, get up with property. I mean, how
do you feel about it, Maggie. And I'm not a.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Big fan of American sort of traditions. It's not our tradition,
it's their traditions. Keep it over there.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Just quickly. It's not an American tradition. It's actually a
Celtic traditions of years ago.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Yeah, but it was very very old, and it got
taken out over on the boats by the settlers, the
pilgrims over to the States, and then it continued, and
it was very much an American tradition, and I too, I
hate it. I hate it. But the reason it's not
because like you, I hate children and I don't want
to have, you know, have any kind of joy whatso
we have.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
For me.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
It's more it's yet another marketing exercise, correct, to separate
parents from cash and to feed kids up on shit.
And that's the problem that I've got with it. And
so my kid last year came five years old, came
home with about eight kilos of lollies and it's okay, well,
now that's all going in the bin by three of them.
(23:13):
But most parents would just feed it to their kids. Shock,
it's shocking bastards.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I don't believe that it went in the bin because
I know what you're like with lollies, making stuff in
its face, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the good way out of it is because I
have seen you festing lollies into your face. That's the
way to get around it. I find, bring on lollies,
but old Mogi's going to get a lot of them.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, But it is very, very difficult, and of course
I get the pressure on it from school. So all
the kids at school are doing it, and then as
a parent, I feel the pressure because I don't want
it to get smacked over at school, or to be
an outcast or a loser at school because she's not
doing it because her parents are weird, do you know
what I mean? So, yes, you end up just getting
pressured into allowing it, even though it goes against your
own principles. My principal has been I can't be bothered
(23:59):
walking around the neighborhoo.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, well, look my take on this, guys.
And in traditional radio there's always meant to be one
person who is the opposite view, and my view is
literally last night, my wife and I were going for
a walk around after dinner, just to help with digestion,
around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
And you know, fix out your prosta.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah cool, and we were like, oh, gosh, it's gonna
be Halloween tomorrow night. We should go for a walk
and see all the kids in their costumes. Will be fun,
see all the houses. But we both were like dreading
the day when we have to do it. Oh, right,
But I think seeing you know, for example, in your case, Moggi,
Moggie and Nogi Junior. Your daughter dressed up in a
fun costume collecting.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well, I think that'll be really rewarding.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
You were saying you were traumatized, Keezy, because when you
were a young fella, he went on a little Halloween
thing and you got a really sore tummy and then
you were home from school for four days after that.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, because I didn't know you had to unwrap all
the sweets. That's a true story. I hey speaking of
actually three four eight three, what do you think of
Halloween New Zealand?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Eight hundred Hodaki as well? Fifty Reburger vouchers up for
grabs if you get involved smashing pumpkins. That's what you
want to do? Ajs on Hall Hope, so do Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
The Cure There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
what is it?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Thursday afternoon? The time twenty two minutes past five.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
A lot of texts coming in Jays people agreeing with
you on your your sort of boomer style attitude towards Halloween.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We might get into a few more of those later
on the show. So keep the text coming. Three four right,
three get yourself in the drawer for a fifty ot
reburg of out Chew Fellows. I've been iNFiNiT in Jeff
and late. Let my computer them my laptop. Yes, you do,
guys know about laptop. I've heard of them.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
They're like a home computer ware, your desktop computer. But
you can have them in your lap.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh wow, you put them on your lap.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
You can. You don't have to, but the reportable style
computer anyway. I use them a bit for the line
of work that I'm in keyser. You probably haven't got one.
But what I get a little bit frustrated with is
I'll be typing away there, you know, probably about a
ninety letters a minute, and I'll look up after it
(26:05):
because I only look at my fingers while i'm typing. Yes,
because I've had one for a while there, And when
I look up, everything that I've written is in caps
lot is in capital letters because at some point I've
slipped and I've hit the caps lock button. But when
you're typing, your hand hides that button so you can't
see that. There's a light on it on Mine's got
(26:25):
a light on it because I've got a Mac. So
I'm just I'm just pounding away there, and then you
look up, and then you have to delete all of
it and start again.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You know that there's the way to not have to
delete all of that.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Not in your macmail, not in certain things. So some
things you can, but other things you can't. The other
thing that I slip and push is search like Spotlight.
It has a spotlight function. So I'll be typing away
and I'll slip it, and I'll slip and I'll say,
and if you ask me how to bring this short
cut up on my keyboard, I couldn't tell you. I
would have a clue, But I somehow slip and I'll
(27:00):
look up and everything that I've been typing, I'm now
typing into the in computer search thing. It's called Spotlight.
It's all up there, right, So I can then copy
and paste that and bring it down into my email,
and it's about, uh, you know, it's probably ten times
the size of the font. Then I have to format
the whole thing because it's the wrong format, it's the
(27:22):
wrong size font and it's the wrong Yeah, so I've
turned it all off. I found out that you can
go through it, So I've turned off my caps we
button because how often do you push caps lock.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And start typing only when I'm on your computer.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Because it's a tricky bat y. Yeah, and I never
used the shortcut for the suit spotlight thing anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Question, why is just keyboard so slippery because you're always slipping?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
No, I'm not slipping. I'm just I'm a I'm fat fingered,
or I'm not a good typers or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Right, Okay, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are way too flash
for me. I can't even imagine old hoodie j trying to,
you know, operate a laptop. But of course I recently
got given an old style typewriter, you know, and I'm
I'm banging away there, mogie yea, I'm pounding away there because.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
She's and it's lovely weight on the keyboard too.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And I'm pounding away there for a good ten minutes
or so. And then I look up and I see
little mistakes that I've made. Now you guys might not
know this, but with the old school typewriters, you.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Can't just go back and delete, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
It's like, oh, for God's sake, So then I have
to because I don't like any mistakes in my writing,
and so I have to rip the whole thing out
again and do it all again.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
You know what, I yeah, yeah, what are you usually
typing poetry?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, okay, you know, or it skipped a line,
or the spacing's gone weird it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So the thing is, I remember getting told this in
high school though, was to learn how to type while
not looking at the keyboard, that was, and it took
ages to learn.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And I still think I'm a high of both.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yeah, I am, and I am as well. So that's
been my thing to get better at worst year. My
work on for this year is to try and remember
just to look at the screen no matter what, and
very rarely look down. Yeah, but it is my default
to still continue to do it. So I still slip
up keysy. You know, it's like jas with a dart.
You can't be perfect, do you know what I mean?
It's pretty perfect.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Well, I'm like a two finger guy.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm heard the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky Radio.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
There on the Radio Hodkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Now, I made some diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Boy have they given us a deal, fellas, an eight
thousand dollars engagement ring, which I might make the point,
we're giving away tomorrow. So if you're you know, mucking around,
you know, thinking about proposing to that very special person
in your life, you've got to get in there fast,
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
In there fast.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
We are giving it away tomorrow. So right now, HiT's
Hadaki dot co dot in ZID. Register yourself there, tell
a little about your relationship, and just like that you
are in the draw. Now we've got a person on
the line right now, fellas who did exactly that. Their
name is Anonymous, right for obvious reasons, But Anonymous are
there today, Anonymous? Do you want to just tell us
(30:15):
a little bit about your situation and why are you
into the competition?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
You know it's a bloody good prize, the status tender
success story.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So you guys have been together for five plus years
and you just sort of you think things it's time
for things to move along.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, he or she just bloody use let's what's the
guts a little all that. Yeah, it's a tricky one.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I always thought tinder was, you know, just for shagging,
you know, sometimes just down he's obviously a keeper. Anonymous. Yeah,
it's me out now.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Oh well, if it doesn't work out a least you've
got a sick ring from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Anonymous, before you let you go, what's your what are
your sort of favorite things about this particular anonymous bloke?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Enough, that's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's all the best of that.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I hope he gets into gear and you never know,
you might get that eight thousand dollars engagement ring just
to get down.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
On the knee, bloody rapper.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
All right, Anonymous, we'll hand you over to pugsund there
once again. We are giving away that ring on tomorrow's show.
So you've got twenty four hours left to get yourself
from the drawerhead to hold out you dot co dot
m Z tell us about your relationship, and a big
shout out to Diamonds on Richmond, who make buying an
engagement ring really easy.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Bloody hell, bloody hell.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
How good man? What giving away you know, eight thousand
dollars ring?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Noh yeah yeah, if you don't heard about that, yeah yeah,
Diamonds on Richard.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh wow, really they're giving away an engagement ring.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
And that's where eight thousand dollars has probably got diamonds.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Welcome back to your messive Bagbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought you Bo Reburger.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reeberger.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, man, yeah, I'm actually seriously thinking of getting Is
here a reburger in Pumps and Bee Murgie?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
There's one in gray Lin, gray Lin. Yes, sweet, I'm
hanging out in that hood tonight. I might get myself
a bet a reburger.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Action you're hanging around the hood?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, man, looking, I'm careful.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm cat sitting, cat sitting. Yeah, man. We got hustled.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
My wife's father said, could you look after our cat?
We've got to go away for a little while. Thinking
it was one and we were thinking it was one night.
Turns out it's five nights and this cat has massive
medical issues. Has to be very specific specifically fed at
certain times.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Of the day. You know, I am not lying to you.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
They left three pages of instructions for looking after the cat.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Except one two to the dome.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, and it's some sort of Persian.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
He kind of you know, fancy cat, well like the rug,
kind of like the rug. And if it doesn't watch itself,
I could turn into one.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Because when I've looked after my parents' cat in the past. Yeah,
it's literally cut just stopping on the way and from
work and feed it exactly.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It was like I was saying yesterday, my whole thing
with cats, I'll feed you and then you're on your own.
But this one needs medical attention, needs its litter change,
needs to be fed at specific times of the day.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's like, and it did a spew last night, did it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
It did us a little spew.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Right, And so is there anything you're supposed to do
with the spudy?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
You have to like pack just leaving it.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah, you haven't had much luck with pet, say your dog,
God bless her, remember there one used to do steamers
on your bed.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And then you baby set that dog that's spewed in
your conservatory and the.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Dark flow into your house and shed everywhere.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh she's still there.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's actually infuriating, Jess.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
It is rather infuriating. But it's a bloody nice joint.
So we can pretend like We're Rich bast.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The Dachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Ike and Excess there on the Radio Hodakey Big Show. Now,
we were talking earlier in the show about Halloween. Of
course it's going to be Halloween tomorrow, and I hate it,
you know, And you were mentioning the fact, Maggie that
it's very commercialized. It's just another way of parting adults
with their money. We're feeding our kids all this crap.
I just hate the constant invasion of my privacy.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Eski annoying marauding kids.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
You go, okay, I want to track, I want a trick,
and they won't even do it.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's like, oh no, we just want trees.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
One of the tricks might be that you would light
a steamer on fire and put it on the doorstep
or wait.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wait, so they come up and they say trick or
tree and you.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Say bag her off and they go, okay, well it's
going to be a tricky. Throw a breakthrough your window
or something like, you know, possibly something smarter than that,
but there's an example. Yeah, Or they slash your tires wow,
you know, or a Molotov cocktail. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
or they kidnap your dog. You know, there's so many
(35:31):
fun tricks that you can play. Or you just give
them a lolly, or you can give them a lot.
I'm not there's you know, and somebody here on the
text machine. Three for three we had eight billion texts
coming through over the subject. People are fuming about it.
It's absolutely right, it's it's just all this landfill as well.
So now there's this whole new holiday where you buy
all of this ship to decorate your house and then
(35:53):
it goes on the Benner day later.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yes, what are we doing learning nothing?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Your fake cob web exactly, tapes and.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Exactly, but your pumpkins, for God's sake, Well, pumpkin's okay,
like fake one because who can be Halloween one out?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
See, that's cool. If we did the whole pumpkin decorating thing,
I think that's cool.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I like the wholesome side of it. I like all
that sort of thing. I think that's cool. Imagine if
you did the hollow one out and make a Jack
O'lenton and put a candle in its head and light
it and go, that's cool. That's cool. Kid would love that.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, and then like you could plant pumpkins every year
and try grow the next pumpkins.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
I'm loving it.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Maybe that's how I celebrate it. What are the people saying?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, that very much on on on your side, Jason,
And yes, everyone's fuming.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
I live rurally. No kids are walking a kilometer down
my driveway.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's very much a big city and also kind of
like if you live in suburbs, probably well to do
suburbs as well as well, you're going to get the
most action. I'd say, yes, you know, whereas if you
live in the country, it's you know, two hundred and
three hundred meters between little box. It's not going to happen, right,
Maybe move to the country.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah, this one here, I'm not into Halloween, but my
ten year old daughter is, well that makes sense because
you're an adult. Yes, so yeah, but I'm taking her
and so mates trickle treating tomorrow night. She's not a
sweet spiend. She just likes the dress up.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, the dress up pard is cute. Yeah, like what
did Moggie Minoguie dress up as well?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
I actually did dress up when I was a kid
and my brother and I and we went next door
to Missus McGill's house. Now Missus McGill was about ninety right.
We knocked on her door. Now I had my mother
had a black, big, long black wig. For some reason
at the time, he was very popular. I went as
Bob Marley.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He went as Bob Marley. Oh, Bob Mogi.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
I can't remember what my brother went as, but it
might have been also, you know, probably on the spectrum
somewhere there and a little bit risque. And we tried.
We knocked on the door and we see trickle treat
Missus McGill and she's like, what is it?
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Was that?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
And then we had to explain the history of called
treating and she told us to piss off and can
bet when we could explain what it was? Yeah, Yeah,
one love the Hiarchy.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
On Radio Faith No More there on the radio ho
Donkey Big Show this Thursday evening. Now, if you're a
cricket fan, which I think you know me and Mogi
are you, you need to listen to this because this
is an exciting development.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I think I'm a cricket fan, like I like cricket.
I'm not a fit like I'm not at Oh bloody
what what what cricket's on today?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You're not like you're not like a rabid fan. I've
got a rabid fan.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
You're not even like a part time but you don't
even like it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, I actually hate cricket, yes, but I'll tell you
what cricket I do love.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
That's the Black Class.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's a full name, of course, Hot Spring spa T
twenty Black Class and association.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
With wolf Brook. It's on a mouthful, that, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I reckon you could handle it though, you can handle it.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, I've had to handle it in front of you know,
two million viewers.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Too, Mellion.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Did you take it all good?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
I took it good. Yeah, I handled it, man, I
nailed it. Are you doing it again this year? Yes?
Well no, because that's next year.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
So next year you're going back for more apparently, So
you love it?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, we're talking the commentary of course.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, the commentary. Well, I mean I don't. I don't
love it, but the people love me. What can I do?
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Man? My hands are tired here.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
The Black Clash is returning to Bayoval Totonger, January seventeenth,
And there's the acc Export Ultra zone, which is the
party zone. It's the closest thing to the Sevens back
in the day. It is the zone you want to
be in. Oh, if you want to responsibly, have a
few bruis in front of that. And the most epic
seats right on the boundary will be the Ducky zone,
(39:56):
where we will be Old Mogi over there, who, to
be honest, I doesn't even like cricket, whereas I'm a
rabid fan. So if you're keen to sit with us,
cheers the ons grab see. We can fly from anywhere
in the country to be with us. Afterwards, we'll put
you up for the night at the Trinity Wharf Hotel,
which is where we're all staying.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
I'll probably be somewhere different, you will, yeah, yeah, they
like to look after the commentators, the motoring, you guys
will be.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
The Trinity Wharf is probably the best hotel in Toto.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's pretty good. It's right on the water there.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Actually, if I do stay there, I'm going to bring
my fishing rod because you can fish right off the front.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh yeah, but you don't probably not take my fishing
rod to the hotel. If you're key, though, go to
hoduky dot co. Doddience in and into the drawer there
and hopefully we'll see it next year's Black Clash.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Sees mister fly with my golf clubs.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
How else am I supposed to take them to the
bloody overs? Okay, here's faith them. No, it's green Day, dammit.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hdarky popped.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
There on the radio.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Hold Larky Big Show this South Thursday evening, females, let's
give out some much needed advice.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Six guys a gmail dot com get in touch with
the if you're not going to like, do it properly.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
If you're going to but we go meet petty NEPs
and then you check guys in the middle of it,
and then you say at gmail dot com get in
touch with it to shambles. I just think, if we're
not going to sing it, probably just let pugs singer.
You know, well we we sing it bloody beautiful, you
guys do?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Could you get on with it?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Anymous trying to solve problems? The problem has come out
to the front. Yes, well that's a problem We're never
going to solve to be fair no matter how many
Reburger vouches we give out. Here's a question coming through
from anonymous Get eight feelers. You massive back, but I
(42:01):
wanted to ask for advice regarding the rats problem at
my schools, So let me start from the start. Basically,
heaps of students, including me, have noticed that our school's
canteen has an infestation.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Of very large rats that hang around the outdoor.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Seat area in my kitchen. I'm going to do, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I have a plan, and my parents and friends think
it's good, but I wanted to ask you feelers about it.
I have acquired a big rat trap and am planning
to plant it into one of the rats houses. But
I would also like to know if there's anything else
I should do, any other advice you could give me?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Cheers.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
This from a student, concerned student.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I don't know if you guys know this. I used
to be a ratter.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, And you don't go out to your farms and
stuff like that where they had infestations and just shoot
the bastards.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Is that how you do it?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Don't you usually send in like a schnauzer or something.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
No, No, you're thinking of weasels, and that's for rabbits.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Wait, so weasels and that's for rabbits.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Were weasels? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh, you send weasels into your rabbits. But rabbits, but no,
that's what like jack Russells and schnauzers and stuff for bread.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
For well, primarily the schnauzer and the jack russell.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Were for rabbits. Yeah, okay, cool, But they can kill rats.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
They can do it all, yes, yeah, right, okay, so
what else would you do? Well, well, the thing with
the rats. And you'll know this, Jase, having been a
ratter of some note back in the day. There rats
are notorious for their greed. Correct, they can't help themselves.
All they want is more and more and more. So
what I found is to be very effective is you
(43:34):
go and knock on Now, this gentleman, he's he found
the rat's house and he's going to put a trap
in it. Now that's one thing you can do, but
that you're only going to get one rat. Yeah, I
go there and I knock on the door. Do they
have doors? Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:47):
And you put a little letter underneath the door and
you say, congratulations, you've just won this week's Big Wednesday competition.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
That's what dollars, that's what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Big Wednesday existed back there, and you get a million bucks,
a speedboat, a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, and a trip around
the world for five people. Wow, why don't you say that?
And a piece of cheese or something just yea that
sort of stuff in there as well. Keysy. Yeah, so
you put that in there, and you say, in order
to collect the prize, you're all going to have to
go down to the Lotteries Commission in Wellington.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
All of the red all the rats are going to
have to go.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
So they're like, holy helme, and it's like and youve
got to get there by Monday morning or you know. Yeah,
So then they all jump on a train, they bag
her off and they're off down there. And then when
they're all gone out the door, you just close the door.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Fantastic, right, But then obviously in Wellington isn't like overrun
with rats.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
But it's already a gone bigger out of sight, out
of mind, kezy to here right there and down man,
out of sight, out of mind.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
And how do you spell mind? You're not even.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Riding the actual big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Hold ikey.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Well, there you go your mad bar Swards. That's the
Big Show down and dusted this Thursday night. What's our
outro clip today?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Kesy Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
On the Big Show Outro podcast today we discussed complaints
and New Zealand broadcasting and how Jerry Wells is near
the top of the lists chast most complaints. Yeah, here's
we clip. We would have had lots of complaints, but.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
When you early doors and then that's why pit chat
kind of.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
We now have meet Patty Nips anyway, so if a
pit question comes, we're still going to have a picture.
I love how he still could have played what we were.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's really interesting, isn't it that Jerry has so many
complaints because he's such a nice young fellow, very charming, gentle.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Creatures easily lid Yeah, true, true, But I mean there's
been easily lied, and then there's having the most complaints
ever for various He's a shock.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Here's a shocking mass.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Speaking of which, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Man?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Oh yes, tonight, which I'm really looking forward to vision.
That's right, Yeah, I'm not sure what it entails, but
I'm excited. Great tomorrow, how goes?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay, Fielders, what's for dinner? Easy? My wife's got like
a work I have.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Hefe's got a work function tonight, so I'll be picking
her up later on because payback, you know.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Oh nice about eight thirty?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, she said, I actually want an early night tonight
so it won't be very late, and I was, okay, sweet,
but I'm probably gonna go get a giant pizza and
eat that in front of the Telly.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
What are you having? Man? Good stuff?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I can't wait.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
I'm having Chinese sorry Chinese.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Racism alert, racism alert?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
And then what are you having for dinner? Keezy? You've
been disgraceful today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
It doesn't even make sense that I mean, it doesn't
make any sense. What's got into you? Hey?
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Down? You should to make sure you check out the Instagram,
make sure you check out the podcast. Make sure you
check out the show tomorrow because it's Friday and we'll
be having a real big.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
One throb a Halloween theme. See you then,
The home I keep the Big show show show.
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
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And you, my friends, as always listening to the big
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Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's speaking of you. Get Maggie your stud house life.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Yeah again, pretty grassy.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hot.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
I don't know what's heaven there.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm back, man, Yeah, you're back.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Yeah, game, pretty good mate, Another rip of day here
in the air, and I go, man, spring is sprung?
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Keezy?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't think so, man, it's still pretty shiit house
out there.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
It's sprung.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'm not convinced actually, because Kezy canceled golf on me today,
but siting the weather and then it was beadtiful all morning.
I was absolutely it was falthy, mate, so full of it. Hey,
now listen, CAZy geez, you're looking sharp as ever, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So you got your prison jacket on. How's life with
you men?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
It's really good, Jay, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just like everyone to know that what happened was we
booked two tea times, one for today, one for tomorrow.
Tomorrow is looking like the bit of day by far,
So are you canceled today's one in favor of tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And this isn't a prison jacket. It's just a regular
Dinnim jacket. In fact, I think it's Levi's.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
R Levi's prison jackets since eighteen forty one. Oh my god,
you've actually got three layers on there. You've got your
prison jacket, ana hoodie and a T shirt. It's cold
in here though, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yes, whereas you're just running a T shirt there pop.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
It spread has sprung totally.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
How are you going, jas? Yeah? Good, thank you. What's
up coming up on the show Mogi? What's happening on
the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Well, it's very nearly your last opportunity to get into
the drawer for the diamonds on Richmond Engagement Ring giveaway.
Later on the show, we are drawing that tomorrow, Fellers,
all right, we're drawing it tomorrow. Excited, get excited about it.
We've got a little bit of Halloween check coming up later.
Jason particular hates kids. True swords. Yes, and finally, oh,
(02:52):
Keysy's got something awkward to bring up with a member
of the Big Show. He doesn't know how to approach it.
He's going to ask us our advice on how we
should deal it. Yet, I don't want you guys to
get a weird about it. Or I'm not going to
get weird about it, man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
In the meantime, he's Jimmy Varns.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hodarky Betellict There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time exactly fifteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Fellas, have got something awkward need to discuss for you, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Why are you looking at me? I'm looking at both
of you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Jason's convinced that it's about him.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Jackson's extremely anxious about the prospect of it potentially being him.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's I'm just going on form here.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, look that the awkward thing I need to discuss
isn't a show meeting. I feel like this might be
a show meeting. Okay, okay, show meeting.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now
in progress.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yesterday we had a show meeting, didn't we in the
office in there? Oh yeah, we had in a little
office and there was five of us and then we're
listening back to our radio show and just telling each
other how great it is that we do that every week.
And while I was in the show meeting, I noticed
the distinct aroma of toe jams. And I don't know
(04:17):
how to I don't know how to bring this up
with said person that they might in fact have stinky
toe jams. Yeah, you know, because it's one of those things.
It's like if someone reeks, right, someone's got bo Do
you tell them?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's tricky?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, because I personally probably would want to be told.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
You want to know it's people with bad breath, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want to know that your breath stinks. Terrible to
find out that your breath.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Stinks, yeah, heart out. So does my breath sting? I
don't know. I don't want to go around smelling it.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I don't think it does. Yeah, that's something smelled it?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you saying it's me?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well? I just want to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why are you so not? Jaz it's I don't want
to what it could be? Because I get quite sweety feet?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Do you really?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay? Yes, your feet wreak?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You today? It was so smelling a man?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It could be because I've been walking quite a lot
that day and they were quite sweety.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Right, Okay, have you have you do you wear fresh
socks every day or the same pier?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, wear fresh socks every day? Right?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Okay? Yeah, okay, sometimes you wear your wife socks? So
are they fresh to you?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Or are they fresh like fresh out of the washing machine?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah? Well, I mean fresh out of my my sock drawer?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Right okay?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And when you're finished wearing a pair of socks, do
you put them back in the sock drawer?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So when was so that pair of a sock draw
I mean, isn't that what you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
To do when you're finished wearing your socks? Are you
supposed to put them into the washing machine. Wow, and
then dry them and then put them back in the
soft draw.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, I've got the same sort of approach that I
have with the jeans, and you wear them for like two.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Weeks socks yeah, yeah, in the soft draw yes, yeah, right, and.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Then you get up in the morning and you get
a new peer from the soft draw, but it's just
a peer you've already worn before.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, brand new. No.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And also because I think I think it's also my
shoes that I'm wearing are quite stinky.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, they're a very cheap shoe because the only thing
that people don't know about your shoes is they give
you electric shocks every single soa a single day. You
go in and out of the door, every single day
that you go out, maybe let's say ten times or so.
You go at the studio, you pull up your long
sleeve and you pull over your hands so that you
don't get a shock from the doorhandle from the door,
which I believe is generated from your shoe.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Well, they've got a very big rubber sole on them,
and I think the friction between that and the carpet.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well famously, rubber conducts electricity. Yeah, everybody knows that.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So well I'll tell you, I'll get some grains remedy. Well.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well yeah, and also it might not be you, it
might be someone else. Well, I know it's not me,
so you know, and I definitely smell it when it
was just me and Jason the room.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well, did you think it might actually be Jose's breath?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No, I thought it might be my shoes. Oh, and
so I gave mine a big wolf yesterday and they
went like this little tinge.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, which probably everyone else, but I'll take mine off
now and have a work here you go. Oh they're
quite stinky.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay, you doing to go, I'm just going to do
I'm just going to do mine.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They're not massively stinky that mine are all.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good yesterday with yesterday, I think it was your socks. Yeah,
so just yeah and your breath. What's happening with your armpits?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Well, the meant I handled that like you know, adults
and professionally. Yeah, nothing personal.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's Kings of Leon. Other than Hijune.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days and four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Holdarchyes, indeed, hold there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now,
tomorrow's a big day, Fellers. They're relief the release of
the Big Show vinyl. How pumped are we?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Man? I'm frothing man same Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, what's that? I just got a text here on
three four oh three? What is that?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Oh, it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have done a bespoke podcast which is only available
on vinyl.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, what a great idea.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
That was the way it was our original idea. I
can't believe how we came up with it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, it's just brilliant, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Actually, I remember how we came up with it. I
remember hearing how Mattingerr had done it.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Haven't they we're talking about it. But they were too scared. Yeah,
too scared, too much of a risk because he is
a bit of a skinny. Yes, but we did it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's called The Big Show Origin Story and it's delving
deep into the history of Hoidy, J Mogi, Keyesy and Pugsun.
Two sides pressed on vinyl thanks to our mates at
Holiday Records.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
If you would like a link to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Purchase, it's very very limited edition text the word vinyl
to three four eight three. We will also have a
chance for you to win special signed copy of the vinyl.
Let's keep an eye on the hockey socials too.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Those are special too. Those ones very special.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We signed them as they were pressed and then they
got sealed up. It's pretty special. Do you guys want
to hear a little trailer?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I was in a scenario where I wasn't sure whether
to put my age back a couple of years or
ford a couple of years, and.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Then you walked away and that was it. But you
turned around, looked at me, and we're sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you guys have never.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Done that with me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You've never walked off from a big show, turned around,
I got year, yeah, human feces.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And I remember when you were doing the night show
because you used to come and dressing immaculate suits all
the time.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Jason and like you mate, our eyes locked. That means
a lot, Jason. And now I'll make sure I leave
this on the wax.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, you know sometimes bands abbreviate stuff Keezy, it's my Steffy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We still have very much have this mentality of like
obviously we're team Hodaky or whatever, but we're definitely big
show is in a thing yeah where if you mess
with any one of us like you get to do
you get.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Man, it sounds great. It does sound really good.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Sounds good when you put it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So it takes vinyl to three four eight three, it
drops tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
And what is it five hours long?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's well vinyl? Are they only forty eight minutes?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
What it is?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Okay, yeah, but it's good eating, as Maggie would say,
Oh good listening or good listening The.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Four on radio.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
David Bowie there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is it breaking news, fellows?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes, it's from yr Okay, close enough, this is breaking.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It's just that I don't feel like it's breaking because
it's from yesterday. Come on, Gezy man, well.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It's still broke brough didn't it?
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I haven't heard it right?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
We should have one that has broke.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
News already broken news, old news, old news.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Did you make a sting for that police pugs? Anyway?
What is it?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Old frodo? Yes? You heard about him. Yes, he's in
New Zealand because he's he's been doing again and a
whole bunch of other things around the place. He's the
actor Elijah Wood. Well, he's turned up down at Hobbitson there,
you know about Hobbitson. Yes, it's not the real one
out of the Lord of the Rings. I just pretend
made it. It's just a bunch of humans, just made
it for people to go and see.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's only about one from the movie though, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Like that one, But it's not the real Is it
not the real one? Well, it is the one out
of the movie. It's not the one out of history,
you know, it's not the one from three hundred years ago.
Oh right, that's all gone, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway,
it's turned up down there in the Son of a Bit.
He's crashed a winning good lord. People are trying to
get married there and here he comes. He turns up
in a you know, a pair of rolled up blue
(12:06):
jeans and white shoes and a funny looking at our
hoodie and comes along and ruins the wedding.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, think about that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't think he ruined it, right, because they were
getting married at Hobbit and dressed and sort of hobbit stuff. Yeah,
so that big Hobbit Lord of the Rings fans kind
of loss. No, they're not then like geeks like gamer boys.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
No, it's just people who's interest that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
They enjoy the curtains always in darkness. Just do doosh
on the computer.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You guys are so cool, that's right, Game of Boys. Yes,
and so I think Frodo from the movie is sitting
ups pretty cool, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Just another mouth to feed.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's not cheap having a wedding gis years you know, well, totally,
and he probably sun keeps him made meade as well.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Do they know what I mean? Do they drink mead
and hobbitt?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
They're mess of mead freaks? Are the responsibly?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta be honest with you would
have turfed his ass out?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
You would have?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
How would you rather have had turned up at your
winning Who would be your favors?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Good?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Like sallibs?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, David Bowie?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
How did that pop into you? Because we just came
out of a David Bowie song.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
No, No, it's just you know, he'd be a great
guest right.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
What would he do? You just have a chat to
him all night and ignore your missus.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Probably Barry Humphries.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh yes, yes, you'd be a good chat famous UK comedian. No, no,
Australia Australian comedian.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So yeah, yeah, he'd be good.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
For John Clark.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Oh yeah, cause you were saying Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, well certainly, I mean if she you know, if
she was in the area, and Margo Robbie, Yeah, because
it'd be three beautiful than at my wedding.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And didn't you say Magie Emily Blunt? Who em Blunt?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Didn't you say what's the name of that? That woman
from the Zoro movies?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Catherine Zeena, John Alma high k Zelma Zelma?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Did you say Selma from Zelma and Luise?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The only slims I wouldn't have in my winning though
probably you two.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
That doesn't right? Sorry about that again, we barely knew
each other, guys, Water under the Bridge as far as
I'm consumed. Yeah, cool, cool, Oh she has she has good.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Sup.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Is indeed a see d C there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday, afternoon the time of four
p fifty two.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yes, guys, I do you have to do that? Yes, yes, yes,
Look you and I have been begging on all week.
Jay so Keysy said before the show and now I
appreciate meeting. Can he please have a turn today? So
I'd like to hand the floor over to you. Man, No,
I didn't where you go?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Then buddy Tay get on with it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But now there's got all these expectations on what I
was designs.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
So this is Grand Designs Human.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yes, same, no, no, no, you know what it is,
or some wacky Australian comedy.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's a show that has affected me so much so
that I had a nightmare two nights ago. The Undtables
Uh no, no, no, no, no, I haven't watched that yet,
need to. It is Traders UK Celebrity.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
You've talked about that a few times.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, you had a couple of times because I had
that little nerd fellare on there Alan Carr.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Yeah, and he didn't like it because he was a killer.
He didn't like it. He was nervous.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
But next thing you knew it was drunken power. It
still is.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
But what it is now, though, is because you've got
such and the key thing with this show, if it
wasn't celebrities who I hold in such high regard, You're
Stephen Fries, you know, you're Jonathan Ross's, people like that,
genuine top level UK celebrities and comedians. If it wasn't them,
I wouldn't like it. But it is them. And they
have to sit around a table and they have to
(16:25):
accuse each other of being a traitor, and everyone genuinely
gets real fired up and quite upset with one another,
and then they all have to vote out someone and go,
we think it's this person who's the trader who's been
murdering people.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
They then stand at the.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Front and say, I tried to tell you I'm actually
a faithful and then everyone's just like gatted, so gatted
And it's really really, really good on three now and
there's every Thursday and Friday there are new episodes. See
but I don't know what you guys are doing here because
I sit here every day and listen to you say, oh,
I watched this show from the seventies and list of
(17:00):
a whole of actors I've never heard of, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Go how any busies.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's a four point two busies time for a reality show.
And it's tricky, keazy because we have heard about it already.
And I feel bad because I've got I've been watching
another show. What's that one called? Yeah, Slow Horses? No,
the other one I don't know, the one with Jason
Bateman and the rabbit, Blank Grabbit, black Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
And it's just.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You don't want to I don't want to keep on
talking about the episodes because it's all ups and downs,
isn't it. But I'll tell you at the end, and
we'll find out if it sucks or not. If they
caught out Old mat keysy, if they caught out alan
Ka yet No, but that on his tail. And it's
like people are actually getting aggressive about it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Okay, Marler, former front Row England prop he is genuinely
pissed off.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
He's an aggressive man. It's great.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
You kind of need to be to be afore we
don't actually have time for you to go. No, just joking,
he go. I watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is seemingly minor neighborhood just and Florida escalates into deadly violence.
Police bodycam footage and investigative interviews expose the consequences of
Florida's stand your ground laws.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And it's basically it's true. It's all true, and it's
a documentary. It's horrific.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
A very racist woman as in this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I won't go into the details, but let's say.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Things end very, very badly, and it's if you like
that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's a horror show. It's a horror show. I did
like it. I'll give it three point eight busies? Right,
why is that? Did you like?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Find something in common one of the main characters.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Not particularly, but it was fascinating this woman's machinations in
terms of her manipulating situations. But it's all been caught
on police camp so she actually in the end kind
of shot herself from the foot. It's actually very fascinating
to watch.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Jason.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm really pleased how passionate you are about that show.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Thank you man.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
See that's how this could go. Fellers, how many buzzies
out of five?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I told you three point eight?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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Speaker 1 (20:24):
And the text number is three four eighty three. Coming
up on the show here Fellas, I see Jace you
want to have sort of a boomer style chat about
how you hate Halloween?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Is that right? Yeah? Pretty much. I want to get
your guys view on it too, how you feel about it.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I don't like this American filth sort of seeping into
the system.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's not good. But in the meantime, what as good
as the Killers?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Incubus.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time eleven minutes past five o'clock. Card.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Now, I don't know if you're aware of this.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Fella's Maggie, you probably will be because you've got a
little a little one. It's Halloween tomorrow, and I just
wanted to get your sort of vibe on the whole
Halloween thing. Weird things happening in my family. We're my
youngest daughter who's no longer young. Well, I mean she's
still young, but she's not a kid anymore. She seems
more into Halloween now than when she was a kid,
(21:23):
which doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now, my personal view on Halloween, I hate it.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, pesky little kids coming down into my private property
and just wanting stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Only if you like isn't it only if you've got
a decoration up though, to say hey, come down, They.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Come down regardless, Keezy, because the little they're shock of
the life, the little buggers. They just want free sweets. Yeah,
it goes against everything that I stand for.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I mean, you know, with generosity, stands against that.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Now, kids all the time in I don't accept things
off strangers, and here we are sending.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Them out to the whole bloody neighbor was strangers.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Their parents are usually nearby, is always.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But mostly you know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Out west, you get marauding heads of kids, you know
what I mean. Suddenly this like fifteen bloody kids wanting stuff,
and it's like, get up with property. I mean, how
do you feel about it, Maggie. And I'm not a.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Big fan of American sort of traditions. It's not our tradition,
it's their traditions. Keep it over there.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Just quickly. It's not an American tradition. It's actually a
Celtic traditions of years ago.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Yeah, but it was very very old, and it got
taken out over on the boats by the settlers, the
pilgrims over to the States, and then it continued, and
it was very much an American tradition, and I too, I
hate it. I hate it. But the reason it's not
because like you, I hate children and I don't want
to have, you know, have any kind of joy whatso
we have.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
For me.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
It's more it's yet another marketing exercise, correct, to separate
parents from cash and to feed kids up on shit.
And that's the problem that I've got with it. And
so my kid last year came five years old, came
home with about eight kilos of lollies and it's okay, well,
now that's all going in the bin by three of them.
(23:13):
But most parents would just feed it to their kids. Shock,
it's shocking bastards.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
I don't believe that it went in the bin because
I know what you're like with lollies, making stuff in
its face, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the good way out of it is because I
have seen you festing lollies into your face. That's the
way to get around it. I find, bring on lollies,
but old Mogi's going to get a lot of them.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, But it is very, very difficult, and of course
I get the pressure on it from school. So all
the kids at school are doing it, and then as
a parent, I feel the pressure because I don't want
it to get smacked over at school, or to be
an outcast or a loser at school because she's not
doing it because her parents are weird, do you know
what I mean? So, yes, you end up just getting
pressured into allowing it, even though it goes against your
own principles. My principal has been I can't be bothered
(23:59):
walking around the neighborhoo.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, well, look my take on this, guys.
And in traditional radio there's always meant to be one
person who is the opposite view, and my view is
literally last night, my wife and I were going for
a walk around after dinner, just to help with digestion,
around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
And you know, fix out your prosta.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah cool, and we were like, oh, gosh, it's gonna
be Halloween tomorrow night. We should go for a walk
and see all the kids in their costumes. Will be fun,
see all the houses. But we both were like dreading
the day when we have to do it. Oh, right,
But I think seeing you know, for example, in your case, Moggi,
Moggie and Nogi Junior. Your daughter dressed up in a
fun costume collecting.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well, I think that'll be really rewarding.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
You were saying you were traumatized, Keezy, because when you
were a young fella, he went on a little Halloween
thing and you got a really sore tummy and then
you were home from school for four days after that.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, because I didn't know you had to unwrap all
the sweets. That's a true story. I hey speaking of
actually three four eight three, what do you think of
Halloween New Zealand?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Eight hundred Hodaki as well? Fifty Reburger vouchers up for
grabs if you get involved smashing pumpkins. That's what you
want to do? Ajs on Hall Hope, so do Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
The Cure There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
what is it?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Thursday afternoon? The time twenty two minutes past five.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
A lot of texts coming in Jays people agreeing with
you on your your sort of boomer style attitude towards Halloween.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We might get into a few more of those later
on the show. So keep the text coming. Three four right,
three get yourself in the drawer for a fifty ot
reburg of out Chew Fellows. I've been iNFiNiT in Jeff
and late. Let my computer them my laptop. Yes, you do,
guys know about laptop. I've heard of them.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
They're like a home computer ware, your desktop computer. But
you can have them in your lap.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh wow, you put them on your lap.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
You can. You don't have to, but the reportable style
computer anyway. I use them a bit for the line
of work that I'm in keyser. You probably haven't got one.
But what I get a little bit frustrated with is
I'll be typing away there, you know, probably about a
ninety letters a minute, and I'll look up after it
(26:05):
because I only look at my fingers while i'm typing. Yes,
because I've had one for a while there, And when
I look up, everything that I've written is in caps
lot is in capital letters because at some point I've
slipped and I've hit the caps lock button. But when
you're typing, your hand hides that button so you can't
see that. There's a light on it on Mine's got
(26:25):
a light on it because I've got a Mac. So
I'm just I'm just pounding away there, and then you
look up, and then you have to delete all of
it and start again.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You know that there's the way to not have to
delete all of that.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Not in your macmail, not in certain things. So some
things you can, but other things you can't. The other
thing that I slip and push is search like Spotlight.
It has a spotlight function. So I'll be typing away
and I'll slip it, and I'll slip and I'll say,
and if you ask me how to bring this short
cut up on my keyboard, I couldn't tell you. I
would have a clue, But I somehow slip and I'll
(27:00):
look up and everything that I've been typing, I'm now
typing into the in computer search thing. It's called Spotlight.
It's all up there, right, So I can then copy
and paste that and bring it down into my email,
and it's about, uh, you know, it's probably ten times
the size of the font. Then I have to format
the whole thing because it's the wrong format, it's the
(27:22):
wrong size font and it's the wrong Yeah, so I've
turned it all off. I found out that you can
go through it, So I've turned off my caps we
button because how often do you push caps lock.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And start typing only when I'm on your computer.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Because it's a tricky bat y. Yeah, and I never
used the shortcut for the suit spotlight thing anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Question, why is just keyboard so slippery because you're always slipping?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
No, I'm not slipping. I'm just I'm a I'm fat fingered,
or I'm not a good typers or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Right, Okay, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are way too flash
for me. I can't even imagine old hoodie j trying to,
you know, operate a laptop. But of course I recently
got given an old style typewriter, you know, and I'm
I'm banging away there, mogie yea, I'm pounding away there because.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
She's and it's lovely weight on the keyboard too.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And I'm pounding away there for a good ten minutes
or so. And then I look up and I see
little mistakes that I've made. Now you guys might not
know this, but with the old school typewriters, you.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Can't just go back and delete, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
It's like, oh, for God's sake, So then I have
to because I don't like any mistakes in my writing,
and so I have to rip the whole thing out
again and do it all again.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
You know what, I yeah, yeah, what are you usually
typing poetry?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, okay, you know, or it skipped a line,
or the spacing's gone weird it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So the thing is, I remember getting told this in
high school though, was to learn how to type while
not looking at the keyboard, that was, and it took
ages to learn.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And I still think I'm a high of both.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yeah, I am, and I am as well. So that's
been my thing to get better at worst year. My
work on for this year is to try and remember
just to look at the screen no matter what, and
very rarely look down. Yeah, but it is my default
to still continue to do it. So I still slip
up keysy. You know, it's like jas with a dart.
You can't be perfect, do you know what I mean?
It's pretty perfect.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Well, I'm like a two finger guy.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm heard the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky Radio.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
There on the Radio Hodkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Now, I made some diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Boy have they given us a deal, fellas, an eight
thousand dollars engagement ring, which I might make the point,
we're giving away tomorrow. So if you're you know, mucking around,
you know, thinking about proposing to that very special person
in your life, you've got to get in there fast,
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
In there fast.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
We are giving it away tomorrow. So right now, HiT's
Hadaki dot co dot in ZID. Register yourself there, tell
a little about your relationship, and just like that you
are in the draw. Now we've got a person on
the line right now, fellas who did exactly that. Their
name is Anonymous, right for obvious reasons, But Anonymous are
there today, Anonymous? Do you want to just tell us
(30:15):
a little bit about your situation and why are you
into the competition?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
You know it's a bloody good prize, the status tender
success story.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So you guys have been together for five plus years
and you just sort of you think things it's time
for things to move along.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, he or she just bloody use let's what's the
guts a little all that. Yeah, it's a tricky one.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I always thought tinder was, you know, just for shagging,
you know, sometimes just down he's obviously a keeper. Anonymous. Yeah,
it's me out now.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Oh well, if it doesn't work out a least you've
got a sick ring from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Anonymous, before you let you go, what's your what are
your sort of favorite things about this particular anonymous bloke?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Enough, that's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's all the best of that.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I hope he gets into gear and you never know,
you might get that eight thousand dollars engagement ring just
to get down.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
On the knee, bloody rapper.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
All right, Anonymous, we'll hand you over to pugsund there
once again. We are giving away that ring on tomorrow's show.
So you've got twenty four hours left to get yourself
from the drawerhead to hold out you dot co dot
m Z tell us about your relationship, and a big
shout out to Diamonds on Richmond, who make buying an
engagement ring really easy.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Bloody hell, bloody hell.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
How good man? What giving away you know, eight thousand
dollars ring?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Noh yeah yeah, if you don't heard about that, yeah yeah,
Diamonds on Richard.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh wow, really they're giving away an engagement ring.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
And that's where eight thousand dollars has probably got diamonds.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Welcome back to your messive Bagbones. You are listening to
the Big Show brought you Bo Reburger.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
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Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, man, yeah, I'm actually seriously thinking of getting Is
here a reburger in Pumps and Bee Murgie?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
There's one in gray Lin, gray Lin. Yes, sweet, I'm
hanging out in that hood tonight. I might get myself
a bet a reburger.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Action you're hanging around the hood?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, man, looking, I'm careful.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm cat sitting, cat sitting. Yeah, man. We got hustled.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
My wife's father said, could you look after our cat?
We've got to go away for a little while. Thinking
it was one and we were thinking it was one night.
Turns out it's five nights and this cat has massive
medical issues. Has to be very specific specifically fed at
certain times.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Of the day. You know, I am not lying to you.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
They left three pages of instructions for looking after the cat.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Except one two to the dome.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, and it's some sort of Persian.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
He kind of you know, fancy cat, well like the rug,
kind of like the rug. And if it doesn't watch itself,
I could turn into one.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Because when I've looked after my parents' cat in the past. Yeah,
it's literally cut just stopping on the way and from
work and feed it exactly.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It was like I was saying yesterday, my whole thing
with cats, I'll feed you and then you're on your own.
But this one needs medical attention, needs its litter change,
needs to be fed at specific times of the day.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's like, and it did a spew last night, did it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
It did us a little spew.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Right, And so is there anything you're supposed to do
with the spudy?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
You have to like pack just leaving it.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah, you haven't had much luck with pet, say your dog,
God bless her, remember there one used to do steamers
on your bed.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And then you baby set that dog that's spewed in
your conservatory and the.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Dark flow into your house and shed everywhere.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh she's still there.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's actually infuriating, Jess.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
It is rather infuriating. But it's a bloody nice joint.
So we can pretend like We're Rich bast.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The Dachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Ike and Excess there on the Radio Hodakey Big Show. Now,
we were talking earlier in the show about Halloween. Of
course it's going to be Halloween tomorrow, and I hate it,
you know, And you were mentioning the fact, Maggie that
it's very commercialized. It's just another way of parting adults
with their money. We're feeding our kids all this crap.
I just hate the constant invasion of my privacy.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Eski annoying marauding kids.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
You go, okay, I want to track, I want a trick,
and they won't even do it.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's like, oh no, we just want trees.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
One of the tricks might be that you would light
a steamer on fire and put it on the doorstep
or wait.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wait, so they come up and they say trick or
tree and you.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Say bag her off and they go, okay, well it's
going to be a tricky. Throw a breakthrough your window
or something like, you know, possibly something smarter than that,
but there's an example. Yeah, Or they slash your tires wow,
you know, or a Molotov cocktail. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
or they kidnap your dog. You know, there's so many
(35:31):
fun tricks that you can play. Or you just give
them a lolly, or you can give them a lot.
I'm not there's you know, and somebody here on the
text machine. Three for three we had eight billion texts
coming through over the subject. People are fuming about it.
It's absolutely right, it's it's just all this landfill as well.
So now there's this whole new holiday where you buy
all of this ship to decorate your house and then
(35:53):
it goes on the Benner day later.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yes, what are we doing learning nothing?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Your fake cob web exactly, tapes and.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Exactly, but your pumpkins, for God's sake, Well, pumpkin's okay,
like fake one because who can be Halloween one out?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
See, that's cool. If we did the whole pumpkin decorating thing,
I think that's cool.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I like the wholesome side of it. I like all
that sort of thing. I think that's cool. Imagine if
you did the hollow one out and make a Jack
O'lenton and put a candle in its head and light
it and go, that's cool. That's cool. Kid would love that.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, and then like you could plant pumpkins every year
and try grow the next pumpkins.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
I'm loving it.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Maybe that's how I celebrate it. What are the people saying?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, that very much on on on your side, Jason,
And yes, everyone's fuming.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
I live rurally. No kids are walking a kilometer down
my driveway.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's very much a big city and also kind of
like if you live in suburbs, probably well to do
suburbs as well as well, you're going to get the
most action. I'd say, yes, you know, whereas if you
live in the country, it's you know, two hundred and
three hundred meters between little box. It's not going to happen, right,
Maybe move to the country.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah, this one here, I'm not into Halloween, but my
ten year old daughter is, well that makes sense because
you're an adult. Yes, so yeah, but I'm taking her
and so mates trickle treating tomorrow night. She's not a
sweet spiend. She just likes the dress up.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, the dress up pard is cute. Yeah, like what
did Moggie Minoguie dress up as well?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
I actually did dress up when I was a kid
and my brother and I and we went next door
to Missus McGill's house. Now Missus McGill was about ninety right.
We knocked on her door. Now I had my mother
had a black, big, long black wig. For some reason
at the time, he was very popular. I went as
Bob Marley.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He went as Bob Marley. Oh, Bob Mogi.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
I can't remember what my brother went as, but it
might have been also, you know, probably on the spectrum
somewhere there and a little bit risque. And we tried.
We knocked on the door and we see trickle treat
Missus McGill and she's like, what is it?
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Was that?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
And then we had to explain the history of called
treating and she told us to piss off and can
bet when we could explain what it was? Yeah, Yeah,
one love the Hiarchy.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
On Radio Faith No More there on the radio ho
Donkey Big Show this Thursday evening. Now, if you're a
cricket fan, which I think you know me and Mogi
are you, you need to listen to this because this
is an exciting development.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I think I'm a cricket fan, like I like cricket.
I'm not a fit like I'm not at Oh bloody
what what what cricket's on today?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You're not like you're not like a rabid fan. I've
got a rabid fan.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
You're not even like a part time but you don't
even like it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, I actually hate cricket, yes, but I'll tell you
what cricket I do love.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
That's the Black Class.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's a full name, of course, Hot Spring spa T
twenty Black Class and association.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
With wolf Brook. It's on a mouthful, that, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I reckon you could handle it though, you can handle it.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, I've had to handle it in front of you know,
two million viewers.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Too, Mellion.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Did you take it all good?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
I took it good. Yeah, I handled it, man, I
nailed it. Are you doing it again this year? Yes?
Well no, because that's next year.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
So next year you're going back for more apparently, So
you love it?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, we're talking the commentary of course.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, the commentary. Well, I mean I don't. I don't
love it, but the people love me. What can I do?
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Man? My hands are tired here.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
The Black Clash is returning to Bayoval Totonger, January seventeenth,
And there's the acc Export Ultra zone, which is the
party zone. It's the closest thing to the Sevens back
in the day. It is the zone you want to
be in. Oh, if you want to responsibly, have a
few bruis in front of that. And the most epic
seats right on the boundary will be the Ducky zone,
(39:56):
where we will be Old Mogi over there, who, to
be honest, I doesn't even like cricket, whereas I'm a
rabid fan. So if you're keen to sit with us,
cheers the ons grab see. We can fly from anywhere
in the country to be with us. Afterwards, we'll put
you up for the night at the Trinity Wharf Hotel,
which is where we're all staying.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
I'll probably be somewhere different, you will, yeah, yeah, they
like to look after the commentators, the motoring, you guys
will be.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
The Trinity Wharf is probably the best hotel in Toto.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's pretty good. It's right on the water there.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Actually, if I do stay there, I'm going to bring
my fishing rod because you can fish right off the front.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh yeah, but you don't probably not take my fishing
rod to the hotel. If you're key, though, go to
hoduky dot co. Doddience in and into the drawer there
and hopefully we'll see it next year's Black Clash.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Sees mister fly with my golf clubs.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
How else am I supposed to take them to the
bloody overs? Okay, here's faith them. No, it's green Day, dammit.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hdarky popped.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
There on the radio.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Hold Larky Big Show this South Thursday evening, females, let's
give out some much needed advice.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Six guys a gmail dot com get in touch with
the if you're not going to like, do it properly.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
If you're going to but we go meet petty NEPs
and then you check guys in the middle of it,
and then you say at gmail dot com get in
touch with it to shambles. I just think, if we're
not going to sing it, probably just let pugs singer.
You know, well we we sing it bloody beautiful, you
guys do?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Could you get on with it?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Anymous trying to solve problems? The problem has come out
to the front. Yes, well that's a problem We're never
going to solve to be fair no matter how many
Reburger vouches we give out. Here's a question coming through
from anonymous Get eight feelers. You massive back, but I
(42:01):
wanted to ask for advice regarding the rats problem at
my schools, So let me start from the start. Basically,
heaps of students, including me, have noticed that our school's
canteen has an infestation.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Of very large rats that hang around the outdoor.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Seat area in my kitchen. I'm going to do, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I have a plan, and my parents and friends think
it's good, but I wanted to ask you feelers about it.
I have acquired a big rat trap and am planning
to plant it into one of the rats houses. But
I would also like to know if there's anything else
I should do, any other advice you could give me?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Cheers.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
This from a student, concerned student.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I don't know if you guys know this. I used
to be a ratter.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, And you don't go out to your farms and
stuff like that where they had infestations and just shoot
the bastards.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Is that how you do it?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Don't you usually send in like a schnauzer or something.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
No, No, you're thinking of weasels, and that's for rabbits.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Wait, so weasels and that's for rabbits.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Were weasels? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh, you send weasels into your rabbits. But rabbits, but no,
that's what like jack Russells and schnauzers and stuff for bread.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
For well, primarily the schnauzer and the jack russell.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Were for rabbits. Yeah, okay, cool, But they can kill rats.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
They can do it all, yes, yeah, right, okay, so
what else would you do? Well, well, the thing with
the rats. And you'll know this, Jase, having been a
ratter of some note back in the day. There rats
are notorious for their greed. Correct, they can't help themselves.
All they want is more and more and more. So
what I found is to be very effective is you
(43:34):
go and knock on Now, this gentleman, he's he found
the rat's house and he's going to put a trap
in it. Now that's one thing you can do, but
that you're only going to get one rat. Yeah, I
go there and I knock on the door. Do they
have doors? Oh?
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:47):
And you put a little letter underneath the door and
you say, congratulations, you've just won this week's Big Wednesday competition.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
That's what dollars, that's what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Big Wednesday existed back there, and you get a million bucks,
a speedboat, a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, and a trip around
the world for five people. Wow, why don't you say that?
And a piece of cheese or something just yea that
sort of stuff in there as well. Keysy. Yeah, so
you put that in there, and you say, in order
to collect the prize, you're all going to have to
go down to the Lotteries Commission in Wellington.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
All of the red all the rats are going to
have to go.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
So they're like, holy helme, and it's like and youve
got to get there by Monday morning or you know. Yeah,
So then they all jump on a train, they bag
her off and they're off down there. And then when
they're all gone out the door, you just close the door.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Fantastic, right, But then obviously in Wellington isn't like overrun
with rats.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
But it's already a gone bigger out of sight, out
of mind, kezy to here right there and down man,
out of sight, out of mind.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
And how do you spell mind? You're not even.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Riding the actual big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Hold ikey.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Well, there you go your mad bar Swards. That's the
Big Show down and dusted this Thursday night. What's our
outro clip today?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Kesy Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
On the Big Show Outro podcast today we discussed complaints
and New Zealand broadcasting and how Jerry Wells is near
the top of the lists chast most complaints. Yeah, here's
we clip. We would have had lots of complaints, but.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
When you early doors and then that's why pit chat
kind of.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
We now have meet Patty Nips anyway, so if a
pit question comes, we're still going to have a picture.
I love how he still could have played what we were.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's really interesting, isn't it that Jerry has so many
complaints because he's such a nice young fellow, very charming, gentle.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Creatures easily lid Yeah, true, true, But I mean there's
been easily lied, and then there's having the most complaints
ever for various He's a shock.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Here's a shocking mass.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Speaking of which, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Man?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Oh yes, tonight, which I'm really looking forward to vision.
That's right, Yeah, I'm not sure what it entails, but
I'm excited. Great tomorrow, how goes?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Okay, Fielders, what's for dinner? Easy? My wife's got like
a work I have.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Hefe's got a work function tonight, so I'll be picking
her up later on because payback, you know.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Oh nice about eight thirty?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, she said, I actually want an early night tonight
so it won't be very late, and I was, okay, sweet,
but I'm probably gonna go get a giant pizza and
eat that in front of the Telly.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
What are you having? Man? Good stuff?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Man?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I can't wait.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
I'm having Chinese sorry Chinese.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Racism alert, racism alert?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
And then what are you having for dinner? Keezy? You've
been disgraceful today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
It doesn't even make sense that I mean, it doesn't
make any sense. What's got into you? Hey?
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Down? You should to make sure you check out the Instagram,
make sure you check out the podcast. Make sure you
check out the show tomorrow because it's Friday and we'll
be having a real big.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
One throb a Halloween theme. See you then,
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