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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Get a hell of a caffeine fix from your local
Night and Day from just four dollars fifty Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is big, big show, really big.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Jason Hight my time. Can you made bass? It's great
to have your comedy this Friday afternoon, the nineteenth of
July twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
to the Big Show brought you by Night. Hi, CAZy,

(00:38):
can you make my screen a little bit bigger? I
can't read it.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's pretty smaller as well. Man. Just when also when
the radio show starts, can you play the sounds? Guys?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
You know that there's I've had a new screen put
in and it's three times the size of the last one.
I feel like I'm in an Imax cinema.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
And then for some.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Reason they've tootooed with the control panel down here as well,
and we'll want to do it's.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Just not on, CAZy. I'll have a word with the
top brass later on.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
We'll get an apology from you in the next break
to the audience out there.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Did you should have come in a few hours earlier
just to suss it out?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think that's what a pro would do.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
A few hours early. But I was here at eight am?
Is what coming at five?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I guess? So early enough.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Now listen, listen, let's get back to the show, please, fellos.
It's just you Ja concentrating on your tiny whitey T shirt.
You're Stallion? How are you mad?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Pretty grouse? Your mad dog? You're six son of a
b Yeah, I'm looking looking straight down the barrel man
of another huge weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Of sport, and I'm thrilled about it, totally, totally and keasy.
Forget about the balls up at the start there, mate,
but I mean the thing, the thing is too. I
noticed after that while Magie was speaking, you're having a
bit of a perv. So let's just let's just gather.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please, and first break the show. You kidding?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
But how are you? Mate? Jeez? I'm loving the I'm
loving the warriors ship over the top of a sweatsheet.
Look it's good.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, I like it, thank you, Jason. I'm going good.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
How you fell us going?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate, Ye're real good.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Can't complain, man, that's the sure.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Actually I'm feeling about Woozy, but I'm not going to
go on about it. Now. Listen, rush his lips on
you massive, massive show.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
What's coming up?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Would you rather? Of course? Shout out? Friday?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
What would you rather? Also how do people shout?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Everyone?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Just get a grip?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Also, of course Friday Trobber, Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I got you guys, did as well? I got
you guys beat yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Three four three to shout out by the way fifty
all night day about it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'll tell you I I chosen, And Puck said, oh dear.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and keys.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hot Chip there on the radio, whole Yankee Big Show
this Friday afternoon, Graing TV. You company, if you're joining us.
That was actually quite embarrassing. Friellows. There's a woman sitting
outside and she was having a vape there while I
was listening to Rage against the Machine. I was pretending
to air guitar. Of course she can't, and I was

(03:14):
just vacantly sort of steering in her direction as you do,
and she was sort of looking at me like, what
are you? Because I was doing all the hand movements
and stuff like that which you couldn't really see. I
can understand from her point of view, how dodgy. That
must have looked Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You got a you got a track record in this
area though.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Do I?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Hey, lots of shouter Oh yeah, good get to the
shout outs quickly.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Easy, three four eight three, keep the coming ticks from
the girl outside? May that chase guy's a perv?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh yeah? Another one hear from this from the girl outside?
What's up with that old freak.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Having a girl at himself? That's what it looked like.
I was having a go at myself.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Another ticks from the girl outside?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Just joking, fellows, is that what she said?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Now she did?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
First two are real though, some shout outs have come through,
which is great. Hey, Backbones, just want to get a
Friday shout out to my mate Jake. Cheers for all
the good times, the advice and the puffs on your vape.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Thanks man, that's heart felt. Man, Yeah, Bone, you can
have a shout out man from big lip, hairy, big lips.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Actually just on big lips. A lot of people are saying.
That's saying to me that my lips are really big.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, you don't really notice them because of the massive
honker that distracts you.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yes, hey, and here's the other weird thing I noticed
about my face today, fellers. Quite genuinely, my ears are
getting bigger. Yeah, and I've always had tiny, little monkey
ears and now they're quite huge. I don't know when
that happened because I always wear a cap, but my
ears are getting massive.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
That's good because me and Mega got massive? Is so
joined the crew man?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Sure ma honk hang on.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Kitler's ticks coming on by the way on three four
eight three shout outs, huge shouts to everyone there at
Riverside Property Management in Hamilton from Lewis. There's a whole
lot of female names. It's about ten and I came
around reading them. Right, fellas, have you noticed anything different
about my look today?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Apart from the warrior is over the sweatsheitt look.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
This is yeah, I'm going to mount smart looks. So
you've got your warriors jusy on you get the big
one so you can put a sweater underneath it?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, no, my mustache all right? Does it look different?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's looking at that? Yeah, it's looking quite buffy, buffy.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's looking shiny. Is it looking clean?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
What do you tell us what we meant to see, uh,
you know how we were talking. It was a while
bag We're talking about do your shampoo you're mustache?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
And I thought about it.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I don't really I washed my face, but I don't
really have a crack at my mustache. So today, before
I came to work, I had a shower and I
put some shampoo in it for five minutes, and then
some conditioner as.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well, because I remember I remember Magie you saying your
wife said to you, you're most stunk.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, that's right, what happened. Yeah it sounds right. Yeah,
I casually if I had to remember every single insult
my wife had held at me, I need a bigger brain. Man.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Do you do your do you shampoo your moe?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I do, yeah, shampoo and I condition it.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
See this is ever done it? And I use my
because I'm rocking head and shoulders. So I decided to
use my wife's shampoo, which is like a.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, it costs about four hundred bucks. He has panteene
intensive moisture. So I rubbed that.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
In there and then left left that for five minutes
and just got so much shampoo in my mouth that
it was just disgusting. The whole time. I said, did
you try closing your mouth. No, because I can't breathe
through my nose. It's purely decorative.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I can't close my mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well, you know, interestingly, fellows, You know because I said
I never I never ever washed my hair. I do
quite often shampoo and moisture and condition my pews, my bush.
Mah mcbush. Do you guys do that? You guys shampoo

(07:14):
and condition your bush, fellows, fellas, let's put it out
to the to the audience. Three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do you do that? To sit outside on that bench
next to that too?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
God corn bag, he'd like.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh the Hdarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Keisy Faith no more there on the radio Hurdarchy Big
Show this Friday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes
past four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Plenty of shoutouts coming in on three four eight three
for big shout out Friday. Shout out to Liam Jolly
absolutely tearing it up on Hinge tonight.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, nice, so good.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Also shout out to kaza at Auckland spinal unit.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
What a backbone, Yeah, goddamn backbone. Massive things was good?
Eh good? Yeah, Well you just sate once I thought
like that, you ate too, didn't you? No, just the
one was as hot as lava.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes, medicin cheese. Does there anyone that shampoos and conditions
they're pubes?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
No one person takes through saying I don't have any pubes.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
All right, they did the full shaved guys.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm a little bit there might have been laser though,
to be fair, Yeah, true, it's from mogi.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I'm a little bit concerned. I think I may have gout.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, it checks out.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Do I look any different to you apart from my
beautiful shaved place and fulsome lips? Anything strikes you because
because this is the thing that that's happened. Of course,
after the batch weekend, I had all those cheeses. I
literally spent about a hundred dollars one hundred dollars on cheese.
And so I've got all these cheeses and I don't

(08:56):
know if I'm partial to a cheese mogy. And I've
always heard that if you eat too much cheese you
can get gout. And I was just looking up the
symptoms of gout here sudden and severe joint pain. I mean,
I haven't been going on about it, but I've had
some really sudden and severe joint pain.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
And it's been sudden and severe.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
It's sudden and severe.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Is it mostly in your knees, then knees and my toes? Right?
I think it's because of the massive weight you're having
to hold up.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Also, joint swelling. Apparently I've got massive swelling in the joints.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right. Is this new or has this always been happening?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, this is happening in the last couple of days. Right,
very painful.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I also noticed one of your symptoms as deformity.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
I've got this weird thing growing out under my armpit again. Right,
joint stiffness. I've been so stiff.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Any other symptoms.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Well, I don't know if you guys can tell, but
I feel quite feverish. I feel like I've got a temperature.
Do I look quite feverish?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You look quite hard? You always look pretty read.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, well I'm not as rid as I used to look,
to be fair, but I think I've got gout.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
How much cheese did you eat?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Literally about eight wheels?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh big with the wheels, Oh.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Like imagine a go cart. Imagine a wheel and a
go cart that kind.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Of two gokuts worth of cheese.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Two gokuts worth of cheese. I'm serious here. I honestly
think I've got gout.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
And the other thing too, because I was talking to
Prebs the other day and he was saying, if you
eat too much cheese, you get those stones that you
have to wee out.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Kidney stones. Yeah, yes, that is so funny, keasy. I
was weeing today and it was so painful. I felt
like there were those shads or diamonds coming up. Make
you reef it?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh no, that sounds different, diamonds coming out, that'll be cool.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, you know, like cutting inside.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's a whole different thing. That's completely different. So I've
actually had that before, Jason, when we were doing what
was that show?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
We did talk back and you got it? I did,
and you're a there was an ambulance on the side
of the road there.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's full on. So what have you have? You run
out of cheese yet? What's the deal?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, well I've run out of cheese. Hopefully it'll settle
down over the weekend, maybe because I won't go on
about it.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, you don't have tomatoes either, Stay away from tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Actually? And nickore come, yeah, what about darries, go stay
away from darries, that's the other thing. And stick mags,
oh god.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, and horseporn toos that's you stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky
Radio Hoiky.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
You store the NRL Grand Final. Jet. That's a pretty
rock and roll named Mainehouse Life.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, not too bad, pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
How's beautiful Nelson today? Jet?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Actually it's a little bit rainy to be honest.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah. Good, other good stuff, mate, And what do you
do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm a text accounting you get out, you get god
damn text off those scum bags and you get it now.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, I'm not really, I'm an electrician.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Pretty pretty backbone in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well an electrician, yeah yeah, all right. Would you rather
the n r L Grand Final or batheist?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I think I'd have to go for the n r
L Grand Final.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Okay, mate, you're locked and loaded. I will hand you
over to the pug soon and studio being you'll look after
you all right, all right, thank you. He was quite
a serious fellow. Wow he did a little joke there,
but yeah he did. Yeah, we love it, Josh, your
man bastard. Hou's life yourself?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Thanks mate? How's welly today?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Oh mate?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Not too chevy?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Good?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Is it not raining?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well? Well? Josh? What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm an text account?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah, you get out there, you get that text money?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Josh? You get it now? Not really a trick? What
are you plumber? Yeah? I guess still pretty bad?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
What's one of them? Was because Bunny old keyes he's
been doing some dodgy stuff with his text. He was
telling me it's right the check him in, check him
in there, Josh your mad barsid? What do you do here? Sorry? Josh?
All right? Would you rather the n R Our Grand

(13:35):
Final or no?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Brainer? Mate? There our grand Final for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
And our good friend Pugs and Studio B will look
after you. Cameron your mad basket? How's how's life?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah? No, you're not bad mate?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Good? Yeah. What's the plan for the weekend? Cameron worries?
Tonight made and then you find something for the kids
to do. Massive backbanner, And speaking of which, what do
you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Crane operator? And crean train?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Now we're talking all right, massive backbanner? Do we even
need to bother with you? Camera? We're going the NRL
Grand Final, aren't we no? Mate?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Four Knights and Bathurst? Nice try though, Jace, congrats Cameron,
you're in the.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Drawer, mate, Buddy, good on your.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Man stay there and good friend Pugs in the studio.
B We'll look after you so good?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Do you guys want another would you rather question? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
How about that sole Player song?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
You can mulle it over? Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity
on your own?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
All?

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Is someone you hate?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Three?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Four eight three? Let us know what you think? You's
the only got fifty a night and day vouchers to
give away.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
The Naked and Famous The hold Acuy Big Shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy the.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Naked and Famous Here on the radio ho Donkey Big
Show this Friday afternoon. What was the question again, Keezy? Well?
Would you rather?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Would you rather be stuck on an island for all
eternity on your own?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Or with someone you hate? What you rigging? Jason? It's
a good one, this one. It is good. Hasn't got
enough filth in it for my life? The filth ones
you ask.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
You can add the film.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
It's the person you hate what sex? Are we talking? What?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
It depends who you hate? So you just for example,
right now, who do you think of someone you hate? Right?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Well, I don't hate anyone, No, neither, right just says
island have coconuts?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
What do you mean? A lovely bunch of coconuts? Coconuts
like palm trees?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
What about like fishing equipment?

Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, but I'm sure you'd be able to learn to
make them. Yeah, like castaway styles, yeah, I mean what.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
I have booze on it?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Boooze Yeah, No, but I'm sure you'll be able to
learn how to make coconut vodka.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's yeah. It is tricky. Is that even somebody that
really really annoys you? You know you've had those people
in your life, Jason.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah. But if but having said that, if you can
make love to them, yes, what better way to cure
the feeling of hatred that you have than essential erotic
love making.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I would rather live with if it was. If it was,
but you see, what about what if it's a dude
and you know he has to be annoying though, doesn't he?
You hate him? Yeah? So if I'm going to be
with someone who's going to be a woman, right, that's
just and I hate them and they can live on
the other side of the island and we just catch

(16:35):
up every now and again. What do you mean by
catch out? I'm just shouting.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I'm like up to because here's the dilemma. Of course,
you have to stimulation or no stimulation.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
So it's mental.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
So if you're by yourself, you've got nothing, there's nothing
going on apart from frantically having a go at yourself
all the time because there's nothing else to do, and
you've got sand everywhere, and there's sand everywhere Whereas you
have someone, at least you would have some kind of
interaction and then you have a couple of coconut bodies yea,
and you're all mates again. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't know, I reckon someone annoying because it's also
forever as well, isn't it. It's for all eternity, all eternity.
I don't even die.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
No, So I think if you're there by yourself, you
would go completely loopy. Yeah, so you need someone else
there to you know, yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
You could draw a face on a coconut like Wilson,
Well it was a volleyball and then just carve out
a little little mouth and then you could have it
smiling at you.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
What would you do it for the smiling? Yeah, yeah,
that's a no brainer for me. I definitely have the
person there, but you just got to carve out that mouth. No, no,
I have the person. I have the person on the
island with me just there, yeah, just over there. Plus
I really hate Sydney swinging, so that works out well.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, what do you think? What are you locking in?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Mike's going with the coconut, Yeah, and a smile.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's always happy.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I'm going to lock in someone I hate right but
will eventually we'll grade away.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'll always hate them forever.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
You David Bewie there on the radio, Holdankee Big show
now listen. A big hour coming up of course the
Friday Throubber and the the theme today is.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
The cold I don't know that theme?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Can I just give credit to my wife for coming
up for that idea?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Also, would you rather another chance to get in the
drawer there? We've got an amazing mogi and a warrior's chat,
so all that after there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
So you think you think were you okay?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Man?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
You know I drift? No, no, no, I'm all good.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I'm sweet as it sounds like a great hour of
radio that's coming up after the news, a fellas, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
The Holdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's the Holey Big Shows Friday frommer Yes, indeed, welcome back.
The theme today the cold or cold or winter. Now,
if you don't know what the Friday Throbber is, we
each choose a tune relating to that particular theme. Then
you the listener, decide what tune you want to play
out on the Friday the first of two wins.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
And the way that happens is you'll call us here
at eight hundred hodechi and you have a little chit
chat here, yeah, and then and then that's how we'll
know that's right. We've also got a scoreboard running h
scoreball guy. Because I've been away for a couple of weeks,
You fellas are catching up with me there, will you. Well,
it's quite interesting. In first place, you've got Mike on
seven still yeah man, oh wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
And then in second place Jace with six and three
asterixes whatever they are, and then in the last place,
keyzy on five. Yeah, people have been voting Jason just
for a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Can you tell me what he won with Jase? Can
you tell me what you were a long train running
and the Pugs had a win, didn't he?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yes, had a win.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
He went full yummy boys. Oh yeah boy.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I was amazed by that. Next ually, I was sure
that it was gonna bomb.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
On speaking of do you want to play your tune?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, but listen, listen. Here's the thing. Okay, I don't
even know these.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Guys, so you're going to make an excuse himself your song.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I said it the Pugs, and he said Pugs And
he said, I used the same band. And I've never
received so much abuse in all my life.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
I who here it is Jason's throbber.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Breaking Benjamin. I used to sing along to this one
when I was an angry young fellow. There's a.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Love that one.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Thanks mate, I can't believe you've picked up that way.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I feel so so cold.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
So cold, Casey, what have you got for? What have
I got for? I chose?

Speaker 5 (21:32):
I chose the Hollies Old schools.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well loves it.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
There tune man, that's tune right there. Fellas long, cool
woman in a black dress?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
What's the cold part?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Long? Cool woman in a blacks the cold part? She's cold?
Jay Mogi, what did you choose that?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
An asterisk?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I'm sorry about those, fellas, but I've gone with a
good song. Give me fuel, give me fu, give me that.
What's just got to do with winter? Give me fuel,
Give me fire because it's cold. You see.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
You're both getting out.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
It's about cold and you want to have a fire
when it's cold, don't Is it about burning rubber? And
I've seen the give fuel, give me fire, it's about
racing cars.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Well there you gave New Zealand you decide you give
us a call on eight hundred.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's how eight hundred Haadarchy.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
By the way, is this pill jam Jason?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Jason?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Can you think the who Lucky Big Show wee days
from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
It's the Whocky Big Shirt was Fridays trauma.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
He isn't even the theme today? The cold and or
winter kind of vibes.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, mate.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
I went for a bit of breaking Benjamin.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
The song sucks. I think it's cold. Yeah, see show
me how.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Seriously I had like and I think I was last
year of high school. I was dating this Czech who
drove around town with a drove around to the subworlf
for playing Breaking Benjamin as loud as she could, and
a yellow VW beetle.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I don't believe you were dating any check.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
And you'd say can I put on one of my songs?
And she say, shout out Keezy.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, but can we put fifty cent on please? And
she'd be like, no, here's mud Vain. That's a true story,
mud Vain. Yes, that's like I've got a terrible recollection.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Is there? What's your one there, Keezy, mine's the Hollies.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I got This song sucks, It's so crap. I have
this girlfriend once that you used to drive her around.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's a great song.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's long, coul woman in a black dress.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I've gone with this one.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Give me fuel, give me fu, give me that's outside.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
God.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
This song sacks.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
The song's great, it's just not on the theme at all.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Hey, let's hit the people decide though met your made
bastard Holl's life met good on your mate? What are
you running with? There, Mitch, any one of them gone themes,
I'm gonna go breaking.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Benjamin, You're allegien your mad.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Boss and he's life good?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Thanks yourself?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah good, thanks mate. What are you running with there, Allen?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I'm going with thinks.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Actually had that vibe? Mark your mad Basard? How's life? Yeah? Bloody?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Good mate?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah good? Thanks mate? What are you running with the Mark?
Give me? Give me give me? Yeah? I was thinking
thinking Mogie going to a tiebreaking Mark your mad Basard?
How's live?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Good?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Thanks yourself?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah good, thanks mate. I know where this is going.
What are you running with? Mark?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh, I'm going to have to go with j I.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Don't know where this is going then, Mark?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Sorry, are you serious? Mark?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Shut it up.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
No, I'm not playing good Man's rock and roll so Cold.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
I just I worry about our ratings. Okay here it
is an absolute shitter from breaking Benjamin, get around it.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
The Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Rob Rob so cold breaking Benjamin there on the radio,
hold Achi Big Show this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Absolute chune because he's not happy man.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Now he's not He's he was abusing the living, but
geez out of me in that break oh during the song. Actually,
what I think.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Is happening is I think the audience is just starting
to take the purse a bit and intentionally choose bad songs.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, I know and that, but you've been the benefit
beneficiary of that on multiple occasions, smash Mouth and any
other number of garbage tunes that have been voted, and
it happens for all of us. It's just one of
those things that even just so happens that now Hoody
j is in a position which sees him in first
equal and you're lagging way behind.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Can I just say he's not first equal because he's
got seven and so to you, but he's got three
astros although you now have an ASTERIXK. I think even
though you didn't win, because fuel has nothing to do
with winter, that's one of the put it, I guess.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
But this is the thing. I went with fuel, gimme
fire because it's like a fire, you know, keep you
warm in the winter. I wasn't sure. You know what
percentages of this have to be accurate? You know who's
the judge.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's undefined.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
It's difficult because we are reached the judges of each
other's songs, and we know that we're never going to
be good to each other. We're going to be absolute
a holes. That's as except having said that, Keyser, your
one was a long cool woman in a black dress,
which is about a woman who's cool. It's awesome. It's
got nothing to do with cold whatsoever. So you actually

(27:43):
get two asterisks for that, hang on for a false accusation,
and then one for you.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Mike, your song is about fuel pumping engines to you know,
quench my thirst with gasoline.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
That's not cru Do you want me to just I'll
just say this absolutely.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
You could say that it's not related. But if you
think that yours long, no, no, she's cool. If you
think there's got anything to do with winter, you're drawing
a long blow. It feels a little bit like glasshouses.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Hey, I didn't draw a long blow. I is in
the eye of the beholder, you know. It's whatever I
see or hear it has is what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Benjamin, and I see it has been a fire in
the lound room in the middle of window with snowfalling
outside the windows.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
All I want to say, Fellows, is I wanted thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yes, was it ship songs? Actually Sneaking Up? He's another
one of Jason's.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Songs, but a national four years so good.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hold Ik.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
And exists there on the radio Holdankee Big Show this
Friday after noon, twenty eight minutes past five o'clock FILS.
I've got a genuine question that I want to ask you,
and it's something that I I want to get your
knowledge and expertise on just quickly.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Is it a question about something that bugs you?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
No, it doesn't bug me. I'm just well, I suppose
in a little way it does bug me because because
I'm not quite sure what to do in this particular,
it's a conundrum. The issue that I have, quite genuinely

(29:39):
is I don't know what the protocol is here. So
this has happened to me the last two days in
a row right where I've gone into the toilet to
do wheeze, and the last two days in a row
there's been cleaners in there cleaning the toilet. And my
question to you is what's the protocol there? Can I
still do wheeze or do I just hold it off

(30:01):
and leave until they finished? Cleaning.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Can I ask you a question? Yes, what have you
been doing?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Wheeze?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
And where do you do that?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
In the little, you know, urinal part, But so you.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Could you could go into a cubicle. No, but this
is the door.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
This is This is the thing is that there was
two of them on both occasions cleaning right, and one
of them was sort of lingering at one of them
was in a stool and the other one was sort
of lingering around the one free.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's two three.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
There's but yeah, I just don't know what to do
in that way, even just using a stool. It doesn't
feel right.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Well, what you've done is as wrong as it could get.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Okay, no, he could have gone we's in the basin.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
True, but this time they could have just got it out.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
There were two people in the stool, so yeah, there
was one. But people do foul steamers in there. And
I don't like using the stools.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah, yeah, I know, because they seem to clean right
about five o'clock every single time.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
But they do.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
They clean it exactly the same time every night. And
what I've noticed is when I've just been noticing that
you and I had to talk about it here. But
I've noticed that this week you've been sitting in your
alarm for the same time every night, and then you
go out into the toilet after that. So it's almost
like you want to go in front of the cleaners.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Because because that's true, you have been sitting your alarm,
So what's that?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
What's the gats there? And because it's sort of some
and look, I'm not here to to yuck your young
as the kids are saying, but if you've got some
kind of wacky feinish where you like to urinate in
front of cleaners, this is.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
A genuine question. Right, even even if I use a stall,
I have such a powerful stream.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, but I mean that.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I mean you know they will be there right next
to me while they hear hay J's powerful stream, and
then you got to go out and wash your hand.
It's just awkward. Should I just do it at all
and just wait till they leave?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Every time I've been in there. And the other thing
is they're all female cleaners, aren't there as well?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
It puts you in a particularly difficult situation which you
don't seem to care about because you just whipped it
out in front of them. But I always go, ah,
are you guys okay? If I go, if I'm absolutely busting.
Otherwise I don't go at all. I just wait because
it's it's it is. If it was dudes, I wouldn't
care sure, But because it's a woman.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Let me put it this way. If I was running
a pugsan operation, I shouldn't do it because that would
be that would be too obvious. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
But you wouldn't. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I'm only running a hoody jay situation. I just I
just always get a little bit flustered in that situation,
is what I'm saying. I'm not ever quite sure what
to do.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Three four eight three. Let us know what your opinion is.
But when you sit, just question. When you sit, you
know your phone's got an alarm on a day, you
don't have to pull out that old wind up clock
alarm that you've been sitting and use that.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, I'll wind up. What's weird about it? As you
stop the alarm? Then you stand up and you go,
well boys, and you pull a comb out of your
back pocket and you start combing. You're hear it. You
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
They Big Show Podcast Radio Holuky.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Would you rather.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Indeed the phone lines going back to your crazy years, Keezy?

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Not surprised they are, Jason, because it's your chance to
win either four nights on Panorama watching the Mighty bethur
This one thousand or the fully weekend of your life
at the NRL Grand Final with the races on the
SAT Day in a pre match cruise to the game
on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Too good, Frank from Wellington House Life.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, how are you going, man, bar?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Good? Thanks mate? Good good good. What do you do
for a crush? Frank?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I'm a town planner. Oh have you planned any towns lately? Man? Yeah,
just just a very small one. Cool.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Actually, Frank, when I was a kid, I used to
like playing sim City. Is it similar to that? Yeah,
it's probably a good way to learn.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, true, all right. Would you rather the n r
L Grand Final or Bathurst? Frank?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Oh, it's a really hard choice, but I think I'm
going to go for the n r L Grand.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Okay, making choice? Will you stand by and I'll hand
you over.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
The pugsn There's no wrong, there isn't.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Maybe that's a great thing about it. Paul from Kracker
House life mate.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh pretty boody.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Good guys, good on you.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Hey, what are you up to tonight? Man down there on.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
The right, actually on my way to work?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
What do you do for the christ I am a
steel making operator.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
That is so back, but I don't even know what
to say.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
You're working a night shift, babe, yeah, night shift?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yeah? What time do you finish off on the night shift?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I finished about six seven in the mornings. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Right.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
You get an opportunity to watch the Warriors?

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Oh occasionally?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
So Paul, what are you running with the n r
L or badfirst?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Well, it's a tough choice. I'm partial to a bit
of rug the league, but let's time.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I'm going to go with Pax in the studio. You'll
look after you.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Good stuff, Paul, Thanks mate. Uh, do you guys want
to know? Would you rather question? Real quick? Real quick?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Is that the one you did off here to us?
Not that I reckon you should do that one? Keasy? No, No,
no you should, man, you should do the one you
said to uslf here. No, it's all good, I'll do
this one about the ablutions and stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Would you your answer that was really weird? By the way,
would you rather fight a kangaroo or a badger. Ah,
but the badgers are tiny and nasty and a rep
the shreds.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
The kangaroo did. They do get their jukes up too,
and they've got a fearsome kick on.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
They anchor with the tail there and then they get
up and they you're down your gapandstones out. But you
can punch. I've seen some good videos of some assie
fellas there giving the old kangaroos the old one too,
and the kangaroo is always surprised by a punch in
the head. That's one thing I've found. Yes, And the
question I guess is a is a fight to the death,
because if you have to stay there in front of them,
do do some of those I'll tell you what. Some

(36:20):
of those kangaroos are ripped, muscular, bloody the rock or
something like that, little bit hotter.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
There's something a little bit freaky about a badger though,
what well that that they're absolutely like terrifying.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, but what do they do? What do you do?
You kick them? Yeah? Just kick a badger? Is that
what you do?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Though?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
So that would be my best because it's got short ends.
I've got a reach advantage. I'm going I'm going to
feed all day. I'm kicking it. Yeah, okay, taking the badger. Yeah,
I'll probably go the badger as well. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Did you know fun fact about kangaroos. Seriously, this is true.
I heard this last night. You're looking at me like
this isn't true. This is true. Female kangaroos have three vaginas,
and then it's not at.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
All made up.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Of course you remembered that.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Well, that's interesting, don't you think? And two uteruses? Seriously,
this is one hundred percent truth.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Can you not do that with you?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Well, I was holding up the number two with my fingers. Jasseye,
What was your answer again to that? When I asked you?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Off here, here's a Racontaires the whole Archy Big Shows
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesyl.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Zabbath there on the radio Honkey Big Show this Friday afternoon.
I just Keezy just said something off air to us, Mogi,
and it's really thrown me. Genuinely, it's thrown me. I'd
never have thought that he'd be into that what he
was talking.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
I didn't say I was into it. I see it
just when wow, don when what I just said like.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Look, I probably wouldn't be again, I'd be open to it,
you know, because you only live once, you may as
well have a crack I reckon.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Okaylet's have some warriors chat.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Oh that's right, warriors chat. Forgot about that time to
chat footy with me?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Kizy, what are the warriors up to?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Deep deep deep deep yellow wize no.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Crack chase all right? And also it wasn't that missed up.
I didn't think.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
It's just a weird.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's just a little bit in convo.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I feel a bit weird going to the car park
with you now.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Actually that'd be a good place for it.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Tonight at ten o'clock, opening the round Round twenty of
the NRL, playing the Canberra Raiders at home. Both teams
are similar spots on the latter, Raiders slightly above us
thanks to a really annoying draw against Manly earlier in
the year which saw us get one point rather than two.
So now we are in must win territory.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Where are we incidentally on the table like thirteenth or
fourteenth or something twelve twelveth okay.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
And no one above us?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Our points differentials better than theirs, but they, like I said,
they've got one extra point.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
That sexty point drubbing didn't help us, did it, No? No, no,
I certainly didn't.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
However, the past few years, and I went in depth
on this on the Mad Monday podcast check it out
with the nice Yeart. The past few years we've really
had the wood on the Raiders. We've had some really close,
exciting games, and we were reminiscing about Jared Croker, who's
a Raider's legend. Last year was a three hundredth game
and they intentionally rested him for their away games that

(39:29):
he could play the Warriors at home and get a
win against the Warriors at home in Canberra for his
three hundredth game, and we went in there and we
absolutely blew the doors off their franchise. It was an
embarrassing loss for them. Since then, they haven't been in us.
That's right, So it's going to be a biggie.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
But a couple of key points here, the main one
being that Mitch Barnett and k Cate Weller backing up
from Origin a couple of nights ago, so a huge ask,
but you kind of do need Mitch to play.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
This is what we were discussing was like sure, Mitch
Barnett deserves a break. He played like forty eight minutes
or something.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
In Origin.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Boody tackles miss none, miss none, because he's an absolute beast.
But we're at the point of the year where we
need him to play.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
He seems like the sort of guy that doesn't need
a break. He seems like, you.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Know, he's the kind of guy and so this is
what we're discussing, Like, he's starting at prop so there's
a chance he'll just play that prop rotation forty to
fifty minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
However, I can see him being a guy who says, yeah,
you know, I'll just do a light workload and then
not do it and as soon as there's an injury,
he'll probably have to stay out there. But the other
exciting thing, Mike, which we've touched on is Roger showed
two Vasa chicks on the left wing. I can see
him scoring tonight. The young fellow tained to a picky
at fullback. It's going to be exciting and I have.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
A the recor is on the bench. Yea had a
huge debut and very excited to see some more minutes
out of him. That guy, man, he's going to be
able to play anywhere he wants.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Is why wouldn't you put two Varsa Shek at fullback.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Because tanned to a pickI is a reserve fullback. Yeah,
but and he's really good.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
It's his best position, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Yeah, But it's what's best for the team, or what's
best for Roger young Feller go on the wing.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
No, but he's a fullback. Yeah, and he's very young.
It's a good I'm loving it because I've wanted to see,
but given how Roger's gone at center. But to be honest,
I think Sheik's got better over these last few weeks
at cent. I think he's been good as gold. As
the team has improved, he's looked better. And it's one
of those things where I think as a fan base,
it was like with when we got smashed by sixty

(41:22):
points the other week. Everybody's bagging Johnson like he could
have somehow stopped us getting rolled through the middle. It's
absolutely ridiculous. So I think that's what's happened with Sheck.
He's sort of two of us as Sheck he's borne
the brunt of the team not doing well overall, so
he hasn't look good.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
But as you've started looking better, say is he and
the other good thing too? At center? You might get
sort of thirteen fourteen runs a game on the wing,
the way we attack our outside backs take the first
hit ups every set, he's gonna have twenty plus runs
a game.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
But yeah, I was thinking about that, and I like
that idea. But you'd have to be a goddamn idiot
to kick it to his wing, wouldn't you. You'd just
be kicking it to Dallen the whole time. There's no
way you would be kicking it to Yes.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yes, but when they whenever they kicked to the right wing,
that Nick's head up is always either from the fullback
or the left winger, so regardless, he'll be getting his.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Hands on the ball.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Fifteen.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
That's enough.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I've picked Golden Point finish, but Worries.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
To win Worries by fifteen and thirty.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Thirty fifteen Golden Point ten o'clock to night, Skysport nine,
myself and Benigh Stuart with the acc commentary.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Good stuff, mate.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Thanks Jason.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Ike, welcome back to your missive backbones. You're listening to the
big show brought to you by Night and Today.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Yeah, that was shocking and it was your fault. Jason's
the way you started that was so weird.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I did it deliberately to see how you guys would.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Have daped and how did we go?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Not well? Not well?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
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made coffees. Oh, pop in at your open and popping
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Speaker 4 (43:04):
Hey in the podcast outro today, I have no idea
what we talked about.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Well, it says here green Peace.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Oh, yes, that's right.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Because you spent time as a green Peace salesman.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Right, yes, nothing like and so did you not as
a green Peace But.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
It's different jobs.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
It's very character building because you're forced into one on
one situations continues.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
We certainly have to learn how to be a uh,
you know, sort of verbally abused as a job. You know,
certainly it's going to happen at some point over the
course of a day.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
It's very similar when I did the tallycommunications stuff as well.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Phoning father wasn't an encyclopedia salesman. Door to door. Yes,
I got it. I must have got it from there.
Your family ever had any door to door experience, not
that I'm aware of, Magi. Yeah, I got.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Massive respect to people that do that for a living,
because every time I see someone doing that, I go, oh.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
So that that's not me. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
But here's a story about Jay's doing it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I've twice been invited into strangers houses. And there's both
times when I was working for green Peace, when the
dude came and working for green Peace and he said, oh,
would you like a beausy? Ten beers later, he was like, okay,
you can go now. Literally he literally said okay, you
can go now. And I was like, oh, oh, I
suppose I should go and get some more I should

(44:28):
go and get some more obscriptions. Yeah, I shamed myself
and I very much outlived my welcome. Mogi.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
It's pretty good, isn't that. Yeah, that's pretty good. Like
that guy is just like, ah, you know, yes, but
he doesn't know what a scumbag you are.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Yeah, yeah totally. And he was actually I remember it
very well. He was a lovely guy. And he said
so old, about maybe mid forties something like that. I
was in my young twenties, and he said he set
me down and got me a beer, and he said,
so tell me about it, tell me, tell me what
it's about. And it was genuinely interested that there's him
beers later? You want another? Really?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
There?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
All right? Mate? Pass off basically and I was like, yeah,
I don't talk to some more people.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Did he have tim beers or just you? Probably just
me responsibly and I wasn't weird too.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
At some point where he was going, I could see
him going because he'd offered me another beer, and I go, yeah,
it'll be good mate, there's be sweet.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Airs anyway there.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
That podcast is at at seven thirty tonight, sich Hiducky
Big show in the meantime.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
What's this tune? Jace, come on, ja put.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
In four on Radio quing to the Sun Age there
on the radio Hodankey Big show this Friday evening. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Have you ever been shopping for vibrators? Jason?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Okay, good? Yeah? Did you go to the Chemis warehouse?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Okay, Well I want you know that they're available. I
saw it in the paper today. Kiwi Mum was shocked
to find a vibrator display during a chemist's warehouse visit
with her daughter. Right, Yes, I didn't know they sold
them either.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
No, I had no idea. And funnily enough, I've been
spending a bit of time in the chemists warehouse for
various you know, plastailments, ailments and pills and things like that.
Never saw a dilly or a vibrator.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Well, I can tell you this there right next to
the lip gloss.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Really is that true?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yeah? This woman contacted the hell she's felthy about this.
By the way, after visiting a chemist's warehouse with her
sixteen year old daughter and they were shopping for lipliner
and lip gloss when her daughter pointed out a display
of sex toys in a perspex box. There's something sexy
about a perspects box.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yet you are absolutely you've ever.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Been locked in a perspects box and a and a
sort of like a sexual game of cat and mouse?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Have you actually?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Man? All right, hot man, very hot.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
It's one of my most erotic memories. It's a go to.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
How long are you in there?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
For?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Of six seven hours?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Did they have holes cut in it?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
I thought they were those Korean face vibrators that are
supposed to clean your paws. This isn't me right. One
was named a French tickler, which my daughter thought was
just hilarious. She was mortified. She said they were between
nine and twelve inches and the color of M and M's.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Right, it's a yellow green, yellow, purple, bright, bright brown.
I don't know what the story is, because I've noticed
that with my vibrator collection. Yeah, they are these weird
colors that don't sort of resemble the actual, you know,
human status.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I'm surprised they've got some Pugsan type setups in there too, Fellers,
you know what I mean? Yeah, that I would find intimidating.
I'll be honest with you. Off putting, off putting, Yeah, yeah,
let's stick. Yes, generally speaking, I would argue, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, man, anyway, they're at the chemists warehouse, right, you
want me to.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Now, I'm going there after this. Now, how do you
guys feel about that?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Being a chemist? Handy?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Look, I can see that. I can see the point.
I can see your point.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Oh yeah, whose point? The woman's point?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
There? Would you have the mix of the lipliner I
put the mix of the hemorrhoid Cream.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
The Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
And Rolling Stones. There on the radio, Hold Ankee Big Show.
Now we're heading into the weekend and obviously there's a
lot of sport going on, but it's also a bit
of time to watch a bit of different telly. So
let's get into a bit of Telly chat. What's on
the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Yeah, yeah, I've been watching a bit of stuff, but
I haven't got access to my accounts.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I can't remember. But one of the things that I
did watch was called hit Man. Hit Man. He's a
hit Man the movie. Yeah's the movie the video game,
but no, it's not based on the video game. It's
a new one. It's it's got the bad guy, not
the bad guy, but the sort of the the doucheberger,

(49:35):
the pilot out of Top Gun Maverick. His name is
Glenn summer Garda. Oh yeah, Glenn's something. You know him,
and it's directed by somebody who's really cool as well,
and you guys loving this. Yeah, But anyway, he's a
he's a school teacher who ends up he does builds

(49:57):
bugs and listening devices. So that he can go on
with the police, or the police go in as fake
hit men for people that want to kill their spouses
or whatever, and then they arrest them and then he
ends up being the fake.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Oh yes, I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then he falls in love with
one of the ladies there. And so I made it
most of the way through. I just don't think I
like movies anymore.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Men, Sure, I understand what you mean. It's the front.
I watched the movie last night called Butcher's Crossing with
Nicholas Cage, and it was basically setting the seventeen hundreds,
when they had the whole sort of getting buffalo hides.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
And when they pretty much went extinct.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, pretty much. They ate sixty million buffalos within the
space of two years. It was basically down to nothing.
And it's all about the buffalo trade and getting the
hides and stuff. And Nicholas Cage's character knows where all
the buffalo are because they're going to dwindle out. And
there's a young buck who goes out there because he

(50:55):
wants to experience the wild where so it's sort of
his story as well, and he says, come with me,
I need five hundred backs because all the buffalo are
now and there's one valley, and so they go on
this mission to get all these buffalo and they're successful,
but then they get trapped there because he wants to
kill more and more buffalo, and they get trapped there
and they basically all go insane and mad, right, and

(51:18):
everything just integrates.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yeah, two and a half buzzies And this.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Last night on TVANS and plus we started watching One
of the Dolphins, which is about the NRAL club the expansion.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, how was it? It was fine?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Like Wayne Bennett, who's the super coach, who's a legend.
He's really interesting.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
That's the one reason I want to watch it, Yeah,
just to hear him speak at length instead of just
grunting his way through a press conference where he says nothing.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Well, then of the funniest things he says was like
he was being interviewed about being a coach. He's like,
you know, I've only got two rules. First rule, don't
be late, you know, because if you're late, it shows
me that you think you're better than everyone else. And
the second rule is don't go to prison or to
be honest, inflexible on that second rule, that was it
was very funny.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
And you can just tell from the way he speaks.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
I've only watched the first half of the first episode
that players would instantly want to do him anything for him,
So I'd recommend it.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I reckon I'd be that type of coach that would
massively inspire the team but have no tactics at all. Yeah,
so they go out for the first ten minutes, they
dominate and destoy, and then they'd get their asses handed
to them because they've got no game plan.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
It sounds right, Ah, this is a chune. What's this tune?
Jays sounds familiar.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Black Keys The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio MGMT.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
There on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this Friday afternoon. Now,
I've just watched Mogi shove a mints and cheese pie
down his face and it got me thinking about beer
and pie. July, Keasy, can you put your finances away
in for the time being, concentrate your job, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I'm so I'm trying to look up the list of
all the pie flavors we've been sent.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Right, and now you've distracted me.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
But I can actually see the reflection of your phone
in in the window there and I saw buzzies.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Yeah, well that wasn't that's my wallpaper anyway, It's beer
and pige of li time, all right, Radio hot.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I kes beer and piedely. Was it a Minton cheese
by the way, Magi, Was it a steak and cheese cheese? Yeah?
You prefer a mensa a steak.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Oftentimes I prefer a steak because I find that you
can get ambushed with gristle, grizzle, grizzle fat.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I don't know that, No, neither do I. Actually Keezy incidentally,
was saying the other day that you had one that
was like that. It was like seventy or eighty percent gristle,
and it.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Was what's that gelatine?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, gelatin.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
It was on the way home from your batch.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
You know, we were quite hungover, so we stopped at
the cafe and got a pie years and it was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, it only ate a third of it.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Now, that must have been disgusting because for Kesy to
eat two feods of a pie?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Was that supposed to be? Was that supposed to be?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Just you don't like wasting food? Oh, you're right, arm so,
and you don't like shelling out cash.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
What don't add that extra bit of there? I love
shelling out.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
It was coming out of my fun account. Here are
some flavors people have said, gone by the way, spiced lentil.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
What spices we got there doesn't say? It doesn't matter that.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I'm assuming they I assume they just mean chili.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Oh you yeah, maybe some paprika.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Yes, well, hang on, you said, uh full English bricky sausage, bacon,
egg beans, and hash browns.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Shambles what with the shot you're here's something in that
I like. I think it sounds great. Ah, black pudding
and black pudding, yes, rump steak and milk chocolate. Once again.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
There's are suggestions from the listeners on three four eight
three When else you got you don't want to give?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
You? Okay, hangy pork stuffing and gravy, hangy, hangy pork stuffing,
stuffing from a chicken or from a hangy Probably do
you stuff a pork.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Yeah, a pork roll, a roll of pork, and then
you stuff in the middle of it, okay with pork Ah,
gravy Yeah yeah, I'd probably try that.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah, so good, but give it a whack. All right,
here's your last one. This is the last one.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I'm reading roast hog it gravy with kippered mashed potato.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I haven't you heard the word hog it for a while? No,
so I like the fact that they've used it. But
there's a reason why people don't have hog it anymore.
Why Because it's garbage just giving me.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
It's just given me an idea about some kind of
pork belly pie.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
You hate pork belly? No, I like cold pork hat.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
No, I don't hate.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
All the people that eat It's.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
All right, smashed avocado, It's just a avocado that's been
messed by a fork. R pulled pork. It's just pulled
pork that's been pulled apart.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Quite fight up about it.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
By the way, text the word pie to three four
eight three. Tell us what flavor pie you would like
us to make? Dad's pies. Could make that pie. And also, yeah,
you can win five thousand dollars to get stuck in
the Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Well, there you get your man bastards. That's your Friday
show us. I hope you enjoyed it. As we head
into the weekend Mogie. What's your plans, mate.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Well, obviously you've got a little bit of Warriors tonight.
I'm not going to watch it, there's discussed. I'm going
to wake up in the morning in the watch it
first thing. Yes, a little cup of coffee to somp,
the lovely way to start the day. And then of
course the All Blacks are on, yes too, so that'll
be bloody as well. A little bit of work, little
bit of this, a little bit of that, a little
bit of crack pepper. Grandma Sue's going home tomorrow though,

(57:05):
right of course it's a holidays. It's a bit of
a bag app Well, we'd prefer to go home on
Sunday because then the wife and i'd be able to
go out on a date because I've both been sick
the whole time she's been here, so we haven't actually
been able to utilize it in any real shape or form.
I see what you're saying, CAZy, Yeah, I see what
you're saying as well. Yeah, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Oh well, worries tonight commentating that Skysport nineteen o'clock with
Mania Stuart. But it's still on four A, No, it's not.
It's on skys it's not on Skysport four anymore. It's
only on Skysport night.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Okay, I get that again.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Don't don't even bother jays. I know you're not going
to watch it anyway, so that's fine. And then I've
got that dinner party tomorrow night to prepare.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
For the pot luck. Oh yeah, man, I thank you.
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Potluck sounds delicious actually, And then tomorrow I've got my
wife's Nippaul game. Serious question, read the commentary if I
watch it in the replay for or Matt, can I
get your commentary for that?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Do you have skysport now?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Do you have a Dakota? Yeah, well, then just record
our commentary and then you watch it in the morning. Okay,
just a little side bit here, Key Jase isn't gonna
listen to your No, he's not even gonna watch the game, now, listen, fellas.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Tomorrow morning I'll wake up probably watch the Warriors, right,
and then my daughter's coming over from Australia this weekend,
which is really nice and we'll be catching up with her,
but she's partying all weekend. Sunday we're having young char
with the family, and then my youngest daughter is going
to stay with my two other daughters in a hotel

(58:40):
for the night. So incidentally, Mogi, my wife and I
are having a date night.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Oh yeah, nice, no children.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
So as and then she's a full on week next
week with all sorts going on. So it'll be nice
to have a good weekend.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
You have that, you'll have the place for yourself exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Yeah, really nice.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
You get the real care bro, Why do you keep winking?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Listen, We
appreciate you listening to the show. Make sure you check
out the podcast and the Instagram account till Monday. See
you