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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two we from
bringing back to laughs and the world gone man, Yeah
right clear, welcome this big.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Big show really deep Jason Hitch might know. And it
is the Big Show all right for Tuesday, the fifteenth
of October twenty twenty four. My name's Kezy joining me today, Mogi,
who's rip roaring ready to go? No Hoidy Jay he
is on holiday, but who gives a shit because the
Big Show has been held down by two backbones and Mogi,
(00:32):
you rogue Stallion, you six son of a bee? Wait?
Are you a six oun of a bee or nah?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't think I'm both of those things. I'm a
Greek of Donas as well. Yeah, and I'm feeling more
like a Greek of Donalds than I was yesterday right
when you were quite critical, actually both you MPEGs of
my appearance throughout the show. You just had eyes super
super harsh. You look like your face to b given
how a hangover I was and how it was meant
to be go easy on Moggie Day, which we never
(00:59):
quite got around to Megie the next thing, you just
put it Mogie.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know for a fact that whenever it's go easy
on any one day you put the boot an extra
hard and your face to look like you'd been stung
by bees.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I was pretty bagged. It was fear to say.
But went to be at nine o'clock last night, worked
all day to day, went to the gym, went and
had a sawn.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A brand new, wow, brand new.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Thanks geezy man.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How am I looking?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You were in that cat you're in that caterpillar top again.
We just got caterpillar down the arm and it's camouflage.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, and you pull it off.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't know how you do it. Thank you, because
it's camouflage. Whenever I see your top at the shop
and it's camouflage right onto the next.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah right, Well this is good because if I ever
go hunting, oh yeah, they'll still be able to read that.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'll be able to see as the yellow press, the
glowing yellow caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I just want people to know that I'm into bulldozers.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I know. And that's the thing, man. How often have
you been out and about and you think to yourself, cheese.
I'd love to connect with somebody else that loves there.
There are heavy vehicles and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hang on, didn't didn't houghdy j We're a JCB hat
for like ten years straight.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry what I meant? I was being
suck here?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh okay, yeah yeah, okay cool. Hey. By the way,
the Big Show is of course brought to you by
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Speaker 3 (02:20):
Makesually. I've got some information on that. But where ever,
they're going to talk about that today or tomorrow. But
that's what we call it, tease Keyzy, So stick around
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Speaker 2 (02:29):
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In the meantime, in honor of Jason Hoyd It's into
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Speaker 1 (02:40):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It is pil Jam Daughter on The Hiducky Big Show,
Living Minutes Past four with Old Keesy and Moggie and singers.
Howdy Jay is actually on holiday at the moment, Mike,
he said he was going to spend most of his
time at his family batch, yeah, which is actually his
wife's family's batch. Yes, which he's sort of flamed. And
today I was sort of thinking, what what does hooty
Ja actually do on a day off, because I know
(03:04):
what he does on a day that he works, which
is mostly a four. Well, that's the thing. It's a holiday.
From what exactly? From talk?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It does? It does nothing? Yeah, he gets up. This
is what I assume he'd be doing. It won't even change.
The only thing that's not there is the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's right, three hours a chat.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So I'm just putting together a schedule and feel free
to contribute to this on three four eight three of
what a regular day of Hoidy j on holiday might
look like. Every text on three four eight three in
the drawer for a twoy prize pack. So I've just
put six am wake up because he refuses to shut
the curtains when he sleeps at that batch, right, because
he wants to be woken up the natural way, does he? Yeah?
(03:41):
In fact, he tried to keep the moment when we
were sleeping there with that night we arrived here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, he was booked out. I quite like that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So sex am, wake up with the sunlight because the
curtains are open. Six o five do staccato wheeze? Yeah,
so get up, do sort of stop starting.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wiez doing that?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah. I had a period where I was doing it
and then it went away, and now it's back again.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So your staccato wheeze was staccato.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It was staccato. It's becoming staccato. Wow, Okay, I'm sure
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, sweet six oh seven to ten minutes later, Darry
on the deck, I'll.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Back you up to here.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He's on holiday, so he's going to put some clothes on,
and when he's on holiday, we're shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Put shorts on, shorts on, okay, so that after he's
done stacado wes.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I think after he's done his ways, that's when he
puts his shorts on.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So his ways can sometimes take sort of four or
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And you never finish it either. You sort of always
finished with a half full bladder because you can't be
bothered sort of banging on about it anymore. You just go,
that'll do enough.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Six ' ten shorts and then it's how long is
he going to put shorts on? One minute?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Uh two? Depends on me. It gets distracted.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, that's true, because there was at one time where
he completely forgot halfway through and then showed up without pain. Yeah,
that's right, I'll give him two minutes. Yeah, so six
twelve puts on shorts and then six fifteen sigh about
absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, with the dart in net.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Actually that's a good point that art will be at
six fifteen. Now, yeah, he'll finish that with a coffee.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We'll have a coffee. So we'll make a coffee and
then we'll have his dart. I think you can roll
that into one yep.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, So six fifteen he's doing that, and then at
six twenty he has a big sigh about absolutely nothing.
Ifs and jeffs and then heads back inside. I think,
so that's all I've got so far. So if anyone's
keen to film that, I don't know what else is.
He's got literally nothing else on the go.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. Well, see, if he was at home, it would
still be exactly the same as that, except.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He be wearing jeans, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And the other thing that it would have is that
he'd be anticipating the arrival of trades.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's right, because he's doing his on suite.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, that's right. So that involves him being in a
different room to the trades. Well, the trades do what
they have to do. Yeah, he does nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
He don't know he's doing nothing, but he's insecure about
it because he doesn't want them to judge what he's doing. No,
so he won't watch TV or anything. He'll just sort
of pace around and I F and Geff and have
more dories than usual. So look, we're looking for texts
on three four eight three. Help us fill out the schedule,
just so we can wrap our heads around what exactly
Hoidy j needs a break from what times you go
to bed? I've got a five thirty PM.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Five thirty sims, right, so yeah, what's he doing between
then and five thirty?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Exactly? Does Portugal the Man on Hyducky.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy tune
in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hodachy Black Crows hard to handle on The Hidaky Big
Show twenty minutes past four o'clock, you got Kezy and
Mogi here Old Hoidy J is on holiday and we're
asking this is kind of for our own sort of
personal peace of mind. Hoidy J does pretty much nothing
all day every day until three o'clock when he comes
into the big show.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And then Fane's exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, and basically acts like this is a massive hassle
even being here and we've interrupted him from something extremely important.
So we're trying to put together just what a schedule
might look like for him whilst on holiday at his
family batch. So the starters wor six am wake up
because of the sunlight, six o five.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Can I just say that we've agreed that he wakes
up at sex and he goes to bed at five
thirty pm. Five thirty pm is the shot off absolute
he pooped? Yeah then yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Just gonna write that down. Five thirty pm, shut off, okay,
six so five he gets up and does staccato wheeze,
which has stopped study.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Wiz Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
He does it for five or so minutes until ten
past six, and then just shuts off the tap, says
that's enough, It's as close as I'm going to get,
and then puts on some shorts.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, because he's on holiday.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's right. He only wears shorts on holiday. Now, if
he doesn't get distracted by six while putting on shorts,
by six fifteen, he should be having a durry on
the deck with a coffee, with a black coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So that's what we started with, and people have been
texting through on three four eight three with some updates.
Six twenty sigh about nothing, then head back inside. Yeah,
six point thirty three perfect tubes followed by two imperfect strokes. Yes,
that is his bathroom schedule in the morning, six forty five.
I'd like to add this one. Make a coffee for
his wife and then over boil the milk. Yeah, six
(07:52):
fifty five minutes later, have a salk because the wife
said it's too hot. Yes, he basically she's been drinking
boiled milk over boiled.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
A issue with that is not that is not that
he's making a terrible coffee, but that she's complaining about
the fact that he's making a terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's right, and heaven forbid she speak up about something
like that. Six fifty five am, have a durry and
a hoo of a mood about the milk. Ah, that's
five minutes later seven am. All right, he's over it.
He's getting into his morning stretches. This is from the
text machine three for eight three seven fifteen am. Moan
about how sore his legs are after his morning stretches,
(08:28):
and then seven thirty am google leg cancer symptoms and
then get yourself into a hoo of a mood.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So, I think we're starting to put together a pretty
ideal sort of timeline of what he'd be like on holiday.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
That's about right. I think all of that is about right.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The funny thing is people think we're like sort of
joking around and stuff, but it will be something at
some point. Actually, he'll have to get his yoga app out.
Oh yeah, is he doing that? I don't know. I
don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, certainly that we've stopped talking about that. That hasn't
been happening, and I feel like he'd be bringing it
up a lot if you will, a lot, yeah lot.
So Yeah, anyway, I think you'd be having a great
time no matter what it is is doing. But he
won't be able to enjoy it, No, absolutely not. And
at some point in the day there'll be some kind
of a disaster. That's a good point. And it or
a strange and strange and coundown.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Keep them coming on three four eight three. You'll be
in the drawer for a too price pack if you
do something. We'll keep updating this as the show goes along.
Got some rage against the machine on the horizon for
you folks.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
How good for the Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Archy, Beverly Hills. We'sa on the Hidarchy Big Show. It
is four thirty one this Tuesday, Hover with Keezy and
Mogi and this Saturday at Go Media Stadium aka Mount
Smart Aukland FC are kicking off the debut season. Tickets
are available now, they are selling fast and we actually
had today we filmed the latest episode of Game of
Two Halves, which is going to be on Thursday night
(09:52):
eight thirty on Sky Sport. Ali Williams part owner. He
was there really plugging it, trying to get people to
go along. The whole thing is they want sport to
be when you go to one of these games. They
want it to be like a bit of a fun fair.
So they've got a big slide for the kids and
all sorts of stuff that hasn't had a traditional new
Zealand version of a sporting Sure, you know it's not
about the sport, it's about the spectacle on the fun.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah. Good and a bit so taking the focus away
from the sport, that's right. Well, focusing on the fun,
that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well they sort of get find their feet. Yeah yeah, yeah,
smart movie. It is smart, But there's a whole here.
I think like twenty thousand people have already brought to Wow,
five thousand still to go to pack out Mount Smart Stadium.
You're going to be there, I'll be there, and I'm
going to be in Sydney this weekend. Yeah, over there
watching one of the A League games over there.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh good nae joke.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'll be joking responsibly over there with my friends. Mike.
Do you remember in twenty twenty two where we had
award winning actor actually no award awards won, but we
had actor in thespian Jason Hoyt on the show for it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Actually remember this.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
This is a clip from Yeah, as I say, over
two years ago, I can barely remember it, but here
it is. It's the best of the big Show moment.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I know you've been very much looking forward to it,
but first and foremost Jason, thank you so much for
coming into the studio and thank you so much for
being a part of this interview. Yeah, well, thank you,
thank you so much for having me. An absolute pleasure
to be here. And it's nice to catch up, isn't
It's nice to catch up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yes, So it's been an absolute It was obviously a
real co for us, Jason when we got when we
got you on board well into Paranormal in season two.
I think it might have been for the tunny far episode.
What attracted you to the role of Captain Quinn. Well,
I've got to be honest with.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You, Mike.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
You know, I was hugely impressed by the thank that
in twenty nineteen, of course, you won Actor of the
Year award, and I thought to myself, you know, I've
worked with some of the greats in this industry. You're
Kevin Sorbos, Lucy Lawless, that sort of thing, and I thought,
you know, there'd be a great opportunity for me to
(11:54):
work with another great actor such as yourself and really
test my comedy chops. Sure, sure, No, it's interesting, isn't it.
Because you're a main with a lot going on as career.
You're not one thing or the other. You refuse to
be boxed. I get into a certain category. But you're
more widely known for your work in theater and drama.
(12:14):
Tell me, Jason, how did you find comedy? Yeah? Well,
it was an interesting thing, wasn't it. I guess my
passion where I come from, the essence of who I
am as an actor is very much on the treading
the boards I have been. I was trained rather, of course,
and my greatest passion is is Shakespeare. Ye as you
(12:37):
can imagine, and so in many respects, I guess you
could say it was a calmdown to go and do
some some wacky comedy.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I guess what you call it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Wacky, Mike, It's pretty wacky.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And you know, I've always considered myself a relatively funny guy,
so I thought, why not?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Sure? Sure, and you what are you working on there? Well,
at the moment, I'm.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Right, my autobiography. You know, it's I've had a pretty
a lucky career. I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
A lot of it's to do with my talent, but
I've been very lucky in some respects, and so I
thought it only right that I share, you know, my experiences,
my witty anecdotes and my life experience with you know,
potential young.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Actors out there to stop you there? What's it called?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Pardon?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Was it called Phoenix from the Flame?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And you know I had a very tough upbringing, and
it's really my triumph against impossible arms.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Sure, I do you think we'll be able to get
a free copy of it?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
You won't be able to get a free copy, but
certainly I can organize for some to be shipped out
to you if you if you're able to get your
credit card details to have nowhere?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
All good?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Can I just say, listening back to that best of
the Big Show moment, God, that was a shambles to
try and organize it, you know, like listen back to
even though it's are a weird voice and stuff, it
was my mind was going back for right, yeah, right,
you might still be hungover keys if you consider that. No, Mike,
I'm not hungover. I'm here and I'm positive and I'm
ready to go. All right, that's what I'm doing. Don't
(14:08):
forget every episode of The Big Show ever available where
we get your potties from just such hucky Big Show
is Ray.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
On Radio Huky Split Ends. I got you on the
Hiducky Big Show seventeen minutes to five this Tuesday afternoon
with Kezy and Mogi. Mogi. I went and saw an
open home this past weekend. Oh yeah, on the Sunday there,
whilst responsibly quite hungover, which makes it a lot tougher
to have like small chit chat yes with the estate
agent and blah blah and wait your shoes off, man,
(14:40):
I did take my shires off you. Yeah. Actually, one
thing I didn't do was say bye to the agent
as I was leaving.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are you supposed to?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay? Did you have any intention of buying the house?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Don't say goodbye?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Cool? No.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Plus, if I say bye, she might, you know, sort
of misunderstanding, Oh you want to buy it?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, she might think that you're keen.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
When you turn up there, do you fill out your details?
You put in your phone number and you're and all
of that, and then do you do do you do
an actual do your actual phone number and your actual email?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Addreams This is true based on the house because you
did get an idea straight as soon as you walk
in with you you're interested. And for this one, and
I actually, for the first time ever, I actually loved
the real estate agent was this lovely lady who was
not too sales and I and my wife was there,
whom my love very dearly.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So it's hard to sort of keep
a lid on.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It, but this is mike supporting extent. And the thing was,
I was actually I like this lady. I might use
her in the future if I sell my house, and
so I did give him my details. She called me
and I had a wee chitch check.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you guys have been catching up a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah yeah, we just caught it for coffee this morning,
dear hey, but I had an idea for something that
I could potentially do when I'm selling my house, right, yeah.
I walked through the house looking around, and I basically
now know everything about the person who lived there, had
photos of them growing up, all their kids, grandkids details.
There was a death certificate on the desk in one
(16:00):
of the rooms with full information. So I pieced together
that this old boy was selling the house his wife
had passed away. He was big into his footy back
in the day and like Pierceed and he'd like served
in the Air Force because he had a photo of
him in the Air Force and the date underneath it,
and I was like, wow, I know the whole history
of this guy. When I sell my house, take down
all the photos of my wife and I and put
(16:20):
up photos of a famous person throughout the years until
they were like aged sort of just as they made
it like maybe someone who might be believable that people
wouldn't really know the backstory on says. I don't know,
Like a first person that popment into my head was
like Sonny Bill and just have photos of him as
a kid, like as if it was his house. Put
them all up the people, Oh my god, this is
Sonny Bill's house.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, that would, I think it would. Who's the
other guy, that actor fella, that Carl Urban Color, But yeah,
he'd be a good one. Someone who maybe did some
child acting and stuff, so there'd be photos of them
that you could put up. Put it about David Bain, yeah,
I mean yeah, yeah, totally because it's a good talking point. Yeah,
(17:05):
I don't know if you're going to sell the house. Nah,
Now that's a something to consider it now, oh.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If anyone's got any other ideas on three four eight
three of someone who in the old House belongs to
their is this Metallica happy? This song in ages Amgi?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So good for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Holdarky.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
There's the Kinds of Chiefs on the Hidarky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon five minutes to five o'clock with Keysy
and Megi Hordy Jays on holiday and Mike just sprayed
a whole lot of deodor into my face just as
we went on there.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Did you not like that? No? Well that's racist because
it's links Africa. So you're saying you don't like Africa. No,
that's not what I I'm going to plays. Just I thought,
well Jay's not been here, we wouldn't have to wring
the alarm so often. But that you saying that you
don't like Africa is I just don't want it all
up in my face.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's basically where I'm at, fine, as long as it's
over here. Yeah, to be honest, yes, if it's links
Africa one hundred percent? How are you coming up after
five o'clock? Old Mogi's having issues with his dog wow, yeah,
old tinker there. Plus also Mike, considering you're a massive
advocate and spokesperson for this, you'd be the paper person
to talk to. I'm thinking about getting lasered. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(18:23):
so we'll be getting into that after five.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I can.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's the biggest show on earth, although this week it
is slightly smaller. Old Hoidy J having a holiday, having
a week off. It's also three minutes past five Keezy
and Moggi here in. The Big Show is brought to
you by Tooey in the Year Right campaign, which is
back once again. Don't forget three four eight three. If
you've got any good ideas for a toy billboard, send
them on through. Before five o'clock, Mike, we were putting
(18:56):
together a schedule of what a day off for Hoidy
J might look like. Yes, we were, because he pretty
much does nothing every day anyway. Yeah, we've got as
far as seven thirty am, eight am here. I don't
know what this means. Someone sent through on three four
eight three.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Crank the hog, Crank the hog. Yeah, he's got a
he's got a Harley Davidson. Oh okay, so just get
that started.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Throttle wide open on the old hog. There bloody goods.
Eight oh five. Iffing and jiffing about Rue Slash has
duck since his dog or his duck? Eight thirty am.
Someone sent through watch Dog Squad, So just watch an
episode of himself narrating a dog TV show. Nine am.
Drane Probiscus using two beach towels because of his mess. Yeah,
(19:43):
we're trying to put this right through until he goes
to bed at five thirty pm. So keep all the
ideas coming three four eight to get us up to
and you can win yourself a twoy price back. It's
nine thirty am. Sweet is so nine to twenty am
he finishes draining his nose using two beach towels. Sure,
so I might start just so on, No, tell my
wife about Ryan Gosling at nine twenty am, okay about
working with her.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That'll be forty minutes so it takes us to ten. Yeah, good,
so I got.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Plenty more space to fel text through three for three
Give yourself a two y prize pack up. Next, Mogi's
got a story about Tenker.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
His dogs pretty hot turkys. Are you going to love it?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
A hot story about your dog?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Hot dog? Okay, red hot jelly Peppers.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey don't.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Table pilots on The Hot Hockey Big Show thirty minutes
past five with Kezy and Mogi. Make sure you keep
those texts coming in updating Hoidy Jay's schedule. By the way,
nine twenty am. Tell wife about working with Ryan Gosling
back in the day. Nine thirty am, Get us right out, Yeah,
nine forty am. Get his fishing rod out, so keep
him coming and remember he goes to a bit at
five thirty pm, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Keep him pumping through. Hey. As part of my trip away,
went to Queenstown over the weekend just for a couple
of days. It was my birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Man, oh wow, really congrats thinks man. Way to be
born is yeah, way to go man, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
But part of part of going away is you forget
that you own a dog until probably about twelve hours
before you fly out. That's generally how it goes, and
you've got to find somebody to come and look after it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
See, that's the main thing stopping me from getting one, right,
it's just that sort of open.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Don't get one. Yeah, And so I rang up a
made of ours who always looks after the dog, and
he's like yeah sweet airs dropping off was like you beauty.
Then a few hours he texts me about and goes, oh,
no good, we're getting a puppy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well that day they're getting Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's and he always looks after our dog and they
absolutely love the dog. They're always taken them out for walk.
So now that is just completely close. So as a
result of them looking after Tinker, they love that so
much that they've got a dog.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So do you reckon? It was like, hey, do you reckon?
We could look after Tinker again? Yeah, totally Should we
just get our own Tinker?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah? Okay exactly that's what's happened. But that's you know,
that's great for them, but it sucks for us. So
then we have to go out to the to the
wider friend group and see if we can find somebody else,
and we did. Lovely Apple. My wife's known them, thought, well,
you know, knowing him for years, and they've got a
daughter who's sort of two and a half. Our dog,
Tinker has already sort of been down that path with
(22:10):
our daughter of sort of getting bullied and harangued and
all that sort of stuff. So it's a bit slower now,
but you just got to put up with it. But
the thing is, kids love dogs more than anything else.
Let you know, the teddy beers come to life, and
pretty much all children are obsessed with them. So I knew.
I knew it was going to be a pretty tough
weekend for Tinker, but I was going to be away
(22:31):
and drinking responsibly, so I didn't give it another thought. Yeah,
of course, And then of course it came back yesterday,
and neither my wife nor I were in any state
to go and pick that dog up. Right, Well, we're
going to take another day.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, but it was agreed upon that you go yesterday.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I think I think that was certainly what people thought.
But they were sweet with it. They're like, yeah, good
as gold, we're loving her. She's awesome. And they've previously
got a dog and they took it back because they
hated it. Right, it was a bulldog or something, and
it was slobbering over everything and it was a complete
chambles of a beast. So so they're happy with this dog,
(23:06):
our dog, as it turns out, and they had a
bit of an incident. My wife went to pick up
Tinker today and there was a bit of a rush
of embarrassment from the couple that went went and saw
let's call let's call him, let's call him Dave.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Dave.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay, oh, now, let's call him Andy. And so we
go to pick it up and he tells us has
been a bit of a problem with Tinker. And Andy's
saying that, and he's like, well, you know our daughter,
how Susan which is a really old Yeah, it seems weird,
(23:41):
terrible name, but you know, it's none of my business.
So Susan really wanted to give Tinker a wash, right now,
That's something that occurred to her in her head, but
she didn't tell anybody that. She just went off. She's
just like, I know what to do. I'll get some
shampoo and I'm going to clean the dog that Andy
didn't know in order to wife. And he's come back
in the room and Tinker is just covered right, okay,
(24:04):
just quickly. What's the wife's name, Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Andy? And Susan's the kid.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh yeah, Susan's a kid.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Clarice, Clarice, Yeah, Clarice, okay, Andy and Clarice okay.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
And so Tinker's covered. Tinker is covered in this fluid.
And Andy says to Clarice there, he says, what the
hell is going on here? And and Clarice said, well,
I think that Susan has wanted to clean to clean
Tinker up, and so she's put shampoo the dog. And
he said, I'm not sure at shampoo. It doesn't smell
(24:37):
like it. And not only that, she wouldn't be able
to reach the shampoo in the in the shower, so
it's not that. So they've had to retrace the steps
and gone through the house and it turns out that
Susan has gone into their bedside table and grabbed the
stash of lube, Oh my gosh, and sprayed my dog,
Tinker with their sex lube. Hey, so what you should
(25:02):
see the look on Tinker's face.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
She always looks like that though. But were you guys
fuming or crack it up? And what's the deal.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well, I don't know what they're getting up to over there.
This is a new relationship. When you seen your dog
over to get looked after by a mate, you don't
want it coming back covered in loube. No, you just don't,
So do you.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Clean it off?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I'm not cleaning it ah.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Hey New Zealand three four three Have you ever looped
up your dog till he pries back on the line
for you? Here something exists The Wrecking Big Show podcast.
It is Blur song two on The hod Hockey Big
Show twenty three minutes past five o'clock with Kezy and Mogi.
Hoidy Jay's on holiday this week. We've been trying to
piece together what a sort of a day off for
Hoody j might and Tail. He's at his family batch.
(25:45):
We've got a full schedule going through. It starts at
six am when he wakes up, finishes at five thirty
pm and Pugs is going to chuck this on our
Instagram afterwards on Facebook. So we've got to fall run
out of the schedule. But nine thirty am he got
his right out, nine forty am got his fishing right
out out. Eleven forty am retire from fishing with fifteen
undersized fish. Oh yep, and then eleven forty five Make
(26:06):
the best savice in the world, followed by at noon
make the best iced coffee.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, because that's how Jason very good. He's amazing at
everything he does. So three for three, keep those ticks
coming through and you'll all be in the drawer for
a two y prize pack. Hey, now, Mogi, what's of
you on Love? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm for it?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Man, same here man, I'm so glad you are.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah.
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Radio Seguays And also Diamonds on Richmond and the fact
that they've given us a ten thousand dollars diamond engagement
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been thinking about bending the knee at some stage.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
How are you choosing the winner?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I have no idea. That's the winning department. That's perk
sun does that?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Is that a good Is it a good story? Is
that what gets you through the liner ist?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
There's a few things. It has to be a good story.
You know, you have to be willing to get married
first of.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
All as well, well, yeah, certainly proposed.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
There'd be a selection of randomness as well. There'll be.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
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Anonymous did. Oh yeah, I like these your little story here,
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(27:30):
on Wahiki Island doing a wine tasting where the flowers
could be the experts or the staff at the vineyard,
and during the wine tasting bring out a bottle called
will you marry me? I then drop to one knee
and pop the big question.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Not bad, what do you?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah? Yeah, it's fine. I'd like to marry me. Yeah,
I'd like to have worked in us.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
But will you? Oh you already said yes, Well can.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We discuss this?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Her favorite one as a peanut gree so that would
be the ideal location. Would need the flowers help and
making sure it all goes smoothly and they can improve
as much as they want. Wow, which is good because
we love that. My soon to be fiance has no
idea what the Fellers look like, so she won't suspect
a thing. Ah, that's what could be the weight staff.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, she follows me on Instagram. By the way, anonymous
just foyo, He's a really good one. Get a Feller's
anonymous here. As difficult as it would be for my
partner to say yes in the presence of a rogue
stallion like Mogi, she would also love to be serenaded
by the flowers whilst I drop to one knee.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We've been talking about getting engaged for a while but
haven't put plans into action yet. Would love to surprise
her out of the blue whilst Jace punches back a
dart and Kesy get steamed.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
What do you think about that? Did you have a
conversation with your now wife about your plans that you
would propose?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And absolutely no. I certainly had about one hundred thousand
conversations with her family, her cousins, her friends, her parents,
my parents, but never with her.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No. I sort of got advice through the grapevine, through
her cousins and friends as to what she would be in.
But I also knew, Yeah, I also knew exactly what
she was interested in, so proposing to her at the
side of the racetrack on the Sunday there just as
racing was done for the day.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That really beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah yeah, But if you want to get you out
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it there. And if you hit two diamonds on Richmond
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Speaker 1 (29:37):
The Hiiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Radio Guys Chune couple of Chunes in a row actually
guns and roses into penny Wise on the Hidarchy Big
Show with Keezy and Mogi coming up after six we
will be uploading the completed list, or at least going
through it the completed schedule for what hoidyj Gets up
to on a day off. Maggie, we are we up to?
We are currently at He's just made the best iced
(30:03):
coffee in the world. Oh yeah, at noon twelve fifteen,
go have another durry twelve thirty pm. Try on his
wife's jeans in the mirror. Yeah, twelve thirty five, So
five minutes later, practice saying thanks mate in the same mirror.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, So keep those hips coming through suggestions on how
Hordy J might Filliner's day and we will update that
after six o'clock and then put a bow on it,
put it on Instagram and Facebook and this full schedule
will be there and you can sort of go off
it for his next day off and just goll just
do these things. Hey Mogi, you're running a laser downstairs.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I am what's that like?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I like it? Yeah, I don't like the maintenance. I
don't know the maintenance involved with worth keeping your non
stears up to you know, keeping it kemped.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, okay, you know, so you've gone for like this
is sort of my strategy with the garden. Just wrap
all the plants out, wrap everything out and just drop
down bark and basically low maintenance, no effort required, and
it looks good. Yeah, exactly right, and it looks tired
exactly right. Are you doing edging? Is what's eedging like
around the garden? The boxed dging, boxed eagens. Well, it's
(31:10):
it's just a it's a completely tidy unit down there.
Nothing's there that doesn't need to be. There's enough foliage
and enough areas that you know what you're looking at. Okay,
But by and large, you know it's just been absolutely
It's like I don't know if you remember the Vietnam
Warkeisy remember, but when the Americans went in and they
dropped what was called agent Orange, and that just cleared
(31:33):
all of the folios, just killed all of the trees off.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So that's what I've done. It's just its beer land.
It would be good actually if you go you could
go in there and do anything. If my downstairs was pasture,
if it was any kind of land, you could do
what you could. You've got a clean start. You can
either put down any kind of crop or you can
build townhouses, whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's a blank slate, a blank canvas. It is a
massive blank slate. But I think, okay, the world is
your oyster. I don't know about the world. I don't
think you need to bring that into the reason I asked,
because you're a massive advocate for having like a laser
downstairs with a little hat on it is I was
thinking of getting laser.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
It's like a beanie. It's like a very little beanie
that's sitting on top of if.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
We could just move away, I was thinking of getting
laser mogi what because I'm sick of shaving my face
to have this sort of trademark mustache.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What do you do? You shave him once or once
a week?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I shaved once every two days, and it's if I
can be bothered, yes, and I can't be bothered, yes,
And I'd like to just go see how many treatments
of laser would I need to do to make it
so I just won't grow back ever.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't know if it's ever ever, right, I don't.
I think it just slows down the amount of times
that you've got to deal with it. I reckon you'd
probably you probably need twenty I I mean, i'd say
that not having any idea whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Do you reckon it?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Twenty lasers on your face? That's pretty good?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
And that's like once a month, right, once every four weeks, and.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Then it was slowly but eventually it would be once
every six weeks, and eventually you would be you'd take
three to six months off.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I reckon that because shaving your face is a massive
pain in the ass. Yeah, So I actually would be
open to doing that. I wonder if anyone's ever actually
lasered their face like that to keep them mond.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Absolutely they would.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, all right, I'm into it.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I might do it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
So there's that as an option, and they have heaps
of other things as that you can do. What else
can you do? The achisa, you can do your anus.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
But it's up to you. But that's on the cards
as well, because if you're down there, I mean, you're
there anyway, you know what I'm saying. It was like
I wasn't really interested, but I thought, well, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, you know what win in Rome?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Win? And what huh?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The d Achy Big Show with J Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hoda.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Ke Hodaky Big Show with Jess Kesey and Moggie Hoidy
J of course on holiday and up next we're going
to be releasing and going through the final full day
schedule for a day off for who he J might
look like and then Pugsann will chuck it up on
our socials afterwards. But before the show today, Mike, we
did a podcast outro a we did. It was so
good man, Yeah, man, I remember that what is the
(34:12):
podcast out?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Podcast is just it's additional content, isn't it surplus to
what we do here on the radio show? Though this
is also available in podcast form, just has all the
ads and the music cut. Outside's just the quality chat,
just the check. But then the other podcast. It's like
ten or fifteen minutes of us just bebbling chess. I suppose,
is what you'd say. But I've got that's a good
(34:33):
content right today?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh man, so good. Here's a clip about Mike banging
on about his Actor of the Year awards.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
She announced, she went out there and announced the winner,
and so she's end of the winner is Mike Minigue
or like that, and just completely butchered it to the
point where I didn't even know if she was talking
about me. It was a good one.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, so that is actually what happened when you won
the Actor of Year twenty.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Nineteen nineteen feels like yesterday, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Did you did you have to say a speech?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I did say a speech.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's pretty weird to go up there and just take
the award and walk off, do you think? Yeah? So
I did. I went up there and I begged her
for getting my name wrong, and I just sort of
said all a few scores, man.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Did you say at all, like, you know, do you
not know who I am or something?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Well? Oh no to her, Yeah no, I mean she'd
made it clear that she didn't know who I was
when she couldn't pronounce my name right, Yeah. Yeah, I
waked it out from that. I wasn't a speech directed
at her entirely. There was a little bit of stuff
about you know, you're going to talk about your mum, Yeah, okay,
you know, and how she could have supported me better,
(35:41):
you know, the skills that I had as an actor
when fella there, and yeah, I sort of just eviscerated
the room. Really, I told you so, all that sort
of stuff. Look at me now, you know that sort
of thing. Weirdly, after that, I didn't have an audition
for twelve months.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You're almost too hot a property at that stage. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It hasn't been since off Man Bloody, but a Harvey
danger for you on the Hidarchy Big Show. Holidays schedule
is up next.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It is The Black Keys Little Black Submarines on the
Hiducky Big Show Kezy MGI, and also Pug's son has
come in. Hey Pug son MI, So brother, just bring
me down a pig doing about fifty things at once
over here. Sometimes it doesn't work. Throughout the show. We've
been putting together what the schedule for Jason Hoyt on
a day off might look like, because he's he's tucking
out from doing so much work. Even though he starts
(36:39):
at three in the app what three thirty really and
does if all all day anyway, So people have been
sending through their suggestions as to what he might get
up to. He's gonna start at six am now he's
at his family batch. Right six am, Sharp wakes up
because the sunlight comes in six O five does staccato wheeze.
At six ten he stops and says that'll do, and
(37:00):
then puts his shorts on. If he hasn't been distracted
while putting the shorts on. By sex fifteen, he should
be having a durry on the deck and a black coffee.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
He should.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Now that knocks something loose, doesn't it. It does exactly exactly.
Mogi six twenty sigh about absolutely nothing and then head
back inside six thirty three perfect tubes, two imperfect strokes, Yes,
to clean up afterwards sometimes three. He added that afterwards
that's because I'm setting in a seat.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Sex forty five make coffee for him and his wife
and over boil the milk. Sex fifty sulk because his
wife said it's too hot.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Sex fifty five have a durry and a who of
a mood at wife. Seven am stretches. Now these were
all put together through texts on three four eighty three.
By the way, yeah, thank you very much. Seven fifteen,
after you're doing your stretches, moan about having sore legs.
Seven thirty am google leg cancer symptoms and start freaking out.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I think it's spot on.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Certainly is eight am? Crank the hog? Yeah, which is
riding his motorbike?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh true?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Apparently Yeah, I'd never heard that phrase before. Eight oh five,
so only a short ride on the hog there. Eight
o five if and Jeff about Rue or his duck,
so it's his dog.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Stuck weatherm on holiday now are they're very close and.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
The batch lambs there because it's quite cute, I mean,
but it's also a handful having a duck, because you
do have to take it where your organized a duck
sitt you do? I don't want to nitpeck here?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Right?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Is there going to be at any point in the
schedule him cleaning up Rue's dog poos.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Off the bit.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Well, no, because Rue is not add his batch. Rue
doesn't go to the match, but duck does. The duck does,
so duck poo's off the floor. There, that's right. Oh,
it's some stage we can add that end pugs eight
point thirty watch dog squad, which is of course he
voices nine am drain probiscus using two beach towels. That
goes on for twenty minutes. At nine twenty speak to
(38:54):
his wife about working with Ryan Gosling. Yeah, nine thirty am,
get us right out, nine am, get his fishing rod
out eleven forty am. So two hours later, retire from
fishing with fifteen undersized snapper eleven forty five. Make the
best savice in the world. Noon. Make the best iced
coffee in the world. Twelve fifteen durry So far, Actually
(39:19):
quite an enjoyable day.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
God, that's a good day.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Twelve thirty pm. Try on the wife's jeans in the mirror.
Twelve thirty five practicing Thanks mate in the mirror. Twelve
fifty is fifteen minutes later, try to think of a
two billboard idea but can't, so sigh if a Jeff
would go have a durry. At one pm. Clean out
the ash tray and the teeter. One five pm. Polished
(39:42):
the plastic mahogany dash and the teeter. One thirty pm
reminder this is are all sent through on three for three.
One thirty drive the teeter to the general store to
buy cheeseballs, darts and nippies ice coffee. It does take
half an hour, which is great for the segment.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Thumb through an old copy of Woman's Day that he
should have thrown out years ago.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's another half an hour.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Twenty minutes. Ignore a call from Keesy's wife and tears.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
At two twenty pm Wow two.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Thirty reply hmm to Kesey's suggestion in the group chat
about doing another segment on having an afear. Two thirty
five pm fire up the yoga app on a smartphone
two forty pm. Five minutes later, close the app and
if and giff because it's too hard. Three pm, Make love.
Three thirty pm. Wife arrives home from work. Four pm.
(40:35):
Make the best chicken soup in the world for Tea
four point thirty eight, five PM, Lose It, Scrabble five
twenty five, pre Bid Darry five point thirty go to
sleep and night shirt and nightcap.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, so that is a good thing day.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, I want to be far off there one.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, he'll be feeling well rested after that's just repeat.
That's just repeat. Then get back on the Monday and
just go. God still nack it buzzier than usual. Park Sons.
Going to check that up on sosh mid at some
stage so you can follow the schedule. They Big Show Podcast, Sublime,
doing time on the Hiducky Big Show, and just signed
(41:13):
for everyone's favorite TV based segments. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, it's really good. At the end of here, Pugs
is here man, you were a.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Bit of this week today because yesterday I remember he
said you went very good.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, taking a purse out of me. You know we hangover.
Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You didn't mention it. Anyway, I watched Seinfeld last night.
He goes to that and it's was the one where
George Costanza wouldn't give his missus the pass code for
his IF boss cad that's right, Yeah, and the same one.
(42:13):
Kramer wanted to drive the back of the fire trucks
because he knew all the shortcuts, and Elaine wanted to
date a guy because he couldn't never remember who she was,
but she found really hot.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's right. Three wacky scenarios and they all looked up
at the end.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, it's bloody good and it was one of those
nights I got to be put on that and then yet.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
It's so good having shows out there to just switch
your brain off, so good. I just want to say
it's become one of those for me as well. I
thoroughly enjoyed that show. Was saying this you last week.
I'm three seasons and then it's the best. It's been
so fun. Yeah, yeah, its off for a little bit.
I think it is season Networks.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's just now it's getting better again. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
So Larry leaves up to see and five.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I think he doesn't. I think he's later because I
looked that up. But I think later.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
You gos have a little chet and I'll come back
to your one Pug. So I'll just quickly say I
watched sim Chooser Island. Last night, it's the final week.
Two people had to go home. Unfortunately it was two
people who I didn't want to go home. I'm sorry,
which means the final now is four people with that like, yeah,
it's okay, there's not enough drama. It feels like it's
moved quickly.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Final four.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It's almost like TV is. You know, there's not a
lot of money around in TV, so they wanted to
make the short production or something.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
There was less people on the season as well, so
you go figure out Larry David left to after season seven.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh wow, after the season that I'm enjoying at the
moment that he will go right and I'll be back
about it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
There you go, pugsn Hi.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I watched Fleabag on Yeah. Yeah, it's my second run through,
and I introduced.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
When are you going to watch in between us? Man?
When are you going to watch in between us?
Speaker 4 (43:55):
But I'm watching Peak Show as well, and I really
like Peak Show. But anyway, I was going to talk
about Fleabag. It's a fantastic show.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Fleabagg is a show that Jase and Mike both love.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Yes, correct, it is one of the its probably top
three television shows for me I ever seen.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
And you know, you might not know my standards, but
they're very almost pretentiously high.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Anyway, great show, very very well written, very very clever.
Love it would recommend it to anybody. It's certainly not
for it's certainly not family watching.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'll say that comedy drama, what is it? Drama? Both
comedy and drama.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of dark
themes in there too, But then God, just publish.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Your back and that's on Watch Amazon Watch Prime.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Is Amazon Prime?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Okay? Bloody good? Where you go your TV recommendations? Even
without Hoidy j The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kissey, it is the Stereophonics on The
Hudarky Big Show with Kezy and Mogi. Hoidy jo back
next week. However, next year, the eighth of March, Mike
Minogue the three of us in Old Pugsun will be
heading down to the Beautiful look a Ticker to partake
(45:01):
in the Wild Foods Festival. It's not really something I've
ever been interested in doing. I know it's a massive
festival and it's like a yearly tradition. However, I'm very
vanilla with with my tastes. Yeah, but what is exactly
what exactly are we talking about when we're down there?
It see is wild foods, but that could just be
like beauty World boar you had a little bit of
a piggy, even a wild boor be a bit like
(45:23):
I like my boor from the supermarket, right Ham, Yeah,
out of a plastic Yeah, yeah, what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's pretty good. You can you know, you can go
and stay at some pretty amazing places down there as well,
So it's not just the experience of going to the
to the event itself, the food. You can go and
get yourself a nice joint overlooking friends. Is it around
friends Joseph. There's a lot of friends Joseph focused content
on the website. But yeah, I'm looking forward to getting
(45:50):
down there having never been before, because one thing I
do know is going to be full of god damn backbones.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I've never been to the West Coast of New Zealand
never ever, and to be honest, it's one of those
so that's where you go through Arthur's Pass and you keep.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Going right sort of kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, yeah, it is your hook Tica is is it
Punakaki yet?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
All down there? It's yeah, I'm going down there for Christmas.
I'm going to reef them for a while.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
My family, fucker Papa, back to the mines down there.
My great uncles were miners down there, and my wife's
family is also from down there, and so that was amazing.
Like when we first met, so oh my god, like right,
and it was like yeah, we sort of started to oh, yeah,
I know, blah blah, and the end there are yeah
those and then it sort of got to the point
(46:35):
where it's like, actually, can we stop talking about this
because I know quite a lot of those people. To
be fair, though, the family tree started rubbing branches, you
know what I'm saying, and we had to start pruning
them back.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I've seen them on my side of the fence. I've
seen you, I've seen your wife. I don't think you're related.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Ah, you never know.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Actually that is true coming from a part multi family
where a lot of my yeah, now let's not get
on that route. But hey, let's go to the Wild
Foods Festival the March two and twenty five if you
are keen to join myself, Mike and Jason Pugsan for
a weekend of Exotic Eden. Then head to Wildfoods dot
co dot zid. You can actually go there to get
some super early bird tickets right now or Hoduky dot
(47:15):
co dot in zid if you'd like to try and
win flights, accommodation and tickets for you and a mate.
March eighth.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
We'll see you there for the Darky Big Show weekdays
from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, that is done, and Dustin for your Tuesday folks
the fifteenth of October on the Hiducky Big Show. No
Howdy Jay this week, but myself, Mogi and Pugsan have
managed to limp our way through it to Tuesday. Yeah,
three more days ago. We are feeling good.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Mogi.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
What's your plan tonight?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I've got to go home, make a bit of dinner,
make some food for the week, and my wife's going
out for dinner with some mate, so I don't know.
I'll probably watch something that I want to watch right
which will be good, which I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Well, because you were watching that new Gotham series without Penguin.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Penguin, and I did tell her about that, and she
said that that felt like an personal attack on her
that you had watched without I would start that. So
what do you have to do now, Well, she's just
going to have to catch up. Yeah, there's nothing else
I can do about it. But it felt like a
bad idea at the time and been taken personally.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It is. Yeah, tonight, I'm going to be watching another
episode of Sleep when she's rather with my wife, and
then she'll be going to be dearly because she got
at five am this morning, which means I'll be having
a small glass of port and then playing place.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Does she go to the gym?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
She had like this breakfast thing on this what is
it called. It's like a where you get people that
work in industry and you get them all together to
have a breakfast before we start, and it starts like
six am. Yeah, what the hell is that? It's networking?
I was like, how was it? She it's fine, it's
all good, all right, she'd rather be asleep, I'm sure.
But hey, thank you very much for joining us. If
(48:57):
you missed the show, don't forget. You've got every single
episode of The Houdarki Big Show available wherever you get
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be there for you as well until tomorrow at four pm.
We'll see you later.
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two we from
bringing back to laughs and the world gone man, Yeah
right clear, welcome this big.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Big show really deep Jason Hitch might know. And it
is the Big Show all right for Tuesday, the fifteenth
of October twenty twenty four. My name's Kezy joining me today, Mogi,
who's rip roaring ready to go? No Hoidy Jay he
is on holiday, but who gives a shit because the
Big Show has been held down by two backbones and Mogi,
(00:32):
you rogue Stallion, you six son of a bee? Wait?
Are you a six oun of a bee or nah?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't think I'm both of those things. I'm a
Greek of Donas as well. Yeah, and I'm feeling more
like a Greek of Donalds than I was yesterday right
when you were quite critical, actually both you MPEGs of
my appearance throughout the show. You just had eyes super
super harsh. You look like your face to b given
how a hangover I was and how it was meant
to be go easy on Moggie Day, which we never
(00:59):
quite got around to Megie the next thing, you just
put it Mogie.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know for a fact that whenever it's go easy
on any one day you put the boot an extra
hard and your face to look like you'd been stung
by bees.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I was pretty bagged. It was fear to say.
But went to be at nine o'clock last night, worked
all day to day, went to the gym, went and
had a sawn.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A brand new, wow, brand new.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Thanks geezy man.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How am I looking?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You were in that cat you're in that caterpillar top again.
We just got caterpillar down the arm and it's camouflage.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, and you pull it off.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't know how you do it. Thank you, because
it's camouflage. Whenever I see your top at the shop
and it's camouflage right onto the next.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah right, Well this is good because if I ever
go hunting, oh yeah, they'll still be able to read that.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'll be able to see as the yellow press, the
glowing yellow caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I just want people to know that I'm into bulldozers.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I know. And that's the thing, man. How often have
you been out and about and you think to yourself, cheese.
I'd love to connect with somebody else that loves there.
There are heavy vehicles and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hang on, didn't didn't houghdy j We're a JCB hat
for like ten years straight.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry what I meant? I was being
suck here?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh okay, yeah yeah, okay cool. Hey. By the way,
the Big Show is of course brought to you by
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Speaker 3 (02:20):
Makesually. I've got some information on that. But where ever,
they're going to talk about that today or tomorrow. But
that's what we call it, tease Keyzy, So stick around
until tomorrow talk about it then.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well that's for sure three four eight three. Though every
text through in the draw for a toy prize pack.
In the meantime, in honor of Jason Hoyd It's into
Some Green Day. It's brain Stew on The Hiducky Big Show, The.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It is pil Jam Daughter on The Hiducky Big Show,
Living Minutes Past four with Old Keesy and Moggie and singers.
Howdy Jay is actually on holiday at the moment, Mike,
he said he was going to spend most of his
time at his family batch, yeah, which is actually his
wife's family's batch. Yes, which he's sort of flamed. And
today I was sort of thinking, what what does hooty
Ja actually do on a day off, because I know
(03:04):
what he does on a day that he works, which
is mostly a four. Well, that's the thing. It's a holiday.
From what exactly? From talk?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It does? It does nothing? Yeah, he gets up. This
is what I assume he'd be doing. It won't even change.
The only thing that's not there is the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's right, three hours a chat.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So I'm just putting together a schedule and feel free
to contribute to this on three four eight three of
what a regular day of Hoidy j on holiday might
look like. Every text on three four eight three in
the drawer for a twoy prize pack. So I've just
put six am wake up because he refuses to shut
the curtains when he sleeps at that batch, right, because
he wants to be woken up the natural way, does he? Yeah?
(03:41):
In fact, he tried to keep the moment when we
were sleeping there with that night we arrived here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, he was booked out. I quite like that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So sex am, wake up with the sunlight because the
curtains are open. Six o five do staccato wheeze? Yeah,
so get up, do sort of stop starting.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wiez doing that?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah. I had a period where I was doing it
and then it went away, and now it's back again.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So your staccato wheeze was staccato.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It was staccato. It's becoming staccato. Wow, Okay, I'm sure
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, sweet six oh seven to ten minutes later, Darry
on the deck, I'll.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Back you up to here.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He's on holiday, so he's going to put some clothes on,
and when he's on holiday, we're shorts.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Put shorts on, shorts on, okay, so that after he's
done stacado wes.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I think after he's done his ways, that's when he
puts his shorts on.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So his ways can sometimes take sort of four or
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And you never finish it either. You sort of always
finished with a half full bladder because you can't be
bothered sort of banging on about it anymore. You just go,
that'll do enough.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Six ' ten shorts and then it's how long is
he going to put shorts on? One minute?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Uh two? Depends on me. It gets distracted.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, that's true, because there was at one time where
he completely forgot halfway through and then showed up without pain. Yeah,
that's right, I'll give him two minutes. Yeah, so six
twelve puts on shorts and then six fifteen sigh about
absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, with the dart in net.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Actually that's a good point that art will be at
six fifteen. Now, yeah, he'll finish that with a coffee.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We'll have a coffee. So we'll make a coffee and
then we'll have his dart. I think you can roll
that into one yep.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, So six fifteen he's doing that, and then at
six twenty he has a big sigh about absolutely nothing.
Ifs and jeffs and then heads back inside. I think,
so that's all I've got so far. So if anyone's
keen to film that, I don't know what else is.
He's got literally nothing else on the go.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. Well, see, if he was at home, it would
still be exactly the same as that, except.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He be wearing jeans, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And the other thing that it would have is that
he'd be anticipating the arrival of trades.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's right, because he's doing his on suite.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, that's right. So that involves him being in a
different room to the trades. Well, the trades do what
they have to do. Yeah, he does nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
He don't know he's doing nothing, but he's insecure about
it because he doesn't want them to judge what he's doing. No,
so he won't watch TV or anything. He'll just sort
of pace around and I F and Geff and have
more dories than usual. So look, we're looking for texts
on three four eight three. Help us fill out the schedule,
just so we can wrap our heads around what exactly
Hoidy j needs a break from what times you go
to bed? I've got a five thirty PM.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Five thirty sims, right, so yeah, what's he doing between
then and five thirty?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Exactly? Does Portugal the Man on Hyducky.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy tune
in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hodachy Black Crows hard to handle on The Hidaky Big
Show twenty minutes past four o'clock, you got Kezy and
Mogi here Old Hoidy J is on holiday and we're
asking this is kind of for our own sort of
personal peace of mind. Hoidy J does pretty much nothing
all day every day until three o'clock when he comes
into the big show.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And then Fane's exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, and basically acts like this is a massive hassle
even being here and we've interrupted him from something extremely important.
So we're trying to put together just what a schedule
might look like for him whilst on holiday at his
family batch. So the starters wor six am wake up
because of the sunlight, six o five.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Can I just say that we've agreed that he wakes
up at sex and he goes to bed at five
thirty pm. Five thirty pm is the shot off absolute
he pooped? Yeah then yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Just gonna write that down. Five thirty pm, shut off, okay,
six so five he gets up and does staccato wheeze,
which has stopped study.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Wiz Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
He does it for five or so minutes until ten
past six, and then just shuts off the tap, says
that's enough, It's as close as I'm going to get,
and then puts on some shorts.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, because he's on holiday.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's right. He only wears shorts on holiday. Now, if
he doesn't get distracted by six while putting on shorts,
by six fifteen, he should be having a durry on
the deck with a coffee, with a black coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So that's what we started with, and people have been
texting through on three four eight three with some updates.
Six twenty sigh about nothing, then head back inside. Yeah,
six point thirty three perfect tubes followed by two imperfect strokes. Yes,
that is his bathroom schedule in the morning, six forty five.
I'd like to add this one. Make a coffee for
his wife and then over boil the milk. Yeah, six
(07:52):
fifty five minutes later, have a salk because the wife
said it's too hot. Yes, he basically she's been drinking
boiled milk over boiled.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
A issue with that is not that is not that
he's making a terrible coffee, but that she's complaining about
the fact that he's making a terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's right, and heaven forbid she speak up about something
like that. Six fifty five am, have a durry and
a hoo of a mood about the milk. Ah, that's
five minutes later seven am. All right, he's over it.
He's getting into his morning stretches. This is from the
text machine three for eight three seven fifteen am. Moan
about how sore his legs are after his morning stretches,
(08:28):
and then seven thirty am google leg cancer symptoms and
then get yourself into a hoo of a mood.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So, I think we're starting to put together a pretty
ideal sort of timeline of what he'd be like on holiday.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
That's about right. I think all of that is about right.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The funny thing is people think we're like sort of
joking around and stuff, but it will be something at
some point. Actually, he'll have to get his yoga app out.
Oh yeah, is he doing that? I don't know. I
don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, certainly that we've stopped talking about that. That hasn't
been happening, and I feel like he'd be bringing it
up a lot if you will, a lot, yeah lot.
So Yeah, anyway, I think you'd be having a great
time no matter what it is is doing. But he
won't be able to enjoy it, No, absolutely not. And
at some point in the day there'll be some kind
of a disaster. That's a good point. And it or
a strange and strange and coundown.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Keep them coming on three four eight three. You'll be
in the drawer for a too price pack if you
do something. We'll keep updating this as the show goes along.
Got some rage against the machine on the horizon for
you folks.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
How good for the Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Archy, Beverly Hills. We'sa on the Hidarchy Big Show. It
is four thirty one this Tuesday, Hover with Keezy and
Mogi and this Saturday at Go Media Stadium aka Mount
Smart Aukland FC are kicking off the debut season. Tickets
are available now, they are selling fast and we actually
had today we filmed the latest episode of Game of
Two Halves, which is going to be on Thursday night
(09:52):
eight thirty on Sky Sport. Ali Williams part owner. He
was there really plugging it, trying to get people to
go along. The whole thing is they want sport to
be when you go to one of these games. They
want it to be like a bit of a fun fair.
So they've got a big slide for the kids and
all sorts of stuff that hasn't had a traditional new
Zealand version of a sporting Sure, you know it's not
about the sport, it's about the spectacle on the fun.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah. Good and a bit so taking the focus away
from the sport, that's right. Well, focusing on the fun,
that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well they sort of get find their feet. Yeah yeah, yeah,
smart movie. It is smart, But there's a whole here.
I think like twenty thousand people have already brought to Wow,
five thousand still to go to pack out Mount Smart Stadium.
You're going to be there, I'll be there, and I'm
going to be in Sydney this weekend. Yeah, over there
watching one of the A League games over there.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh good nae joke.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'll be joking responsibly over there with my friends. Mike.
Do you remember in twenty twenty two where we had
award winning actor actually no award awards won, but we
had actor in thespian Jason Hoyt on the show for it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Actually remember this.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
This is a clip from Yeah, as I say, over
two years ago, I can barely remember it, but here
it is. It's the best of the big Show moment.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I know you've been very much looking forward to it,
but first and foremost Jason, thank you so much for
coming into the studio and thank you so much for
being a part of this interview. Yeah, well, thank you,
thank you so much for having me. An absolute pleasure
to be here. And it's nice to catch up, isn't
It's nice to catch up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yes, So it's been an absolute It was obviously a
real co for us, Jason when we got when we
got you on board well into Paranormal in season two.
I think it might have been for the tunny far episode.
What attracted you to the role of Captain Quinn. Well,
I've got to be honest with.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You, Mike.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
You know, I was hugely impressed by the thank that
in twenty nineteen, of course, you won Actor of the
Year award, and I thought to myself, you know, I've
worked with some of the greats in this industry. You're
Kevin Sorbos, Lucy Lawless, that sort of thing, and I thought,
you know, there'd be a great opportunity for me to
(11:54):
work with another great actor such as yourself and really
test my comedy chops. Sure, sure, No, it's interesting, isn't it.
Because you're a main with a lot going on as career.
You're not one thing or the other. You refuse to
be boxed. I get into a certain category. But you're
more widely known for your work in theater and drama.
(12:14):
Tell me, Jason, how did you find comedy? Yeah? Well,
it was an interesting thing, wasn't it. I guess my
passion where I come from, the essence of who I
am as an actor is very much on the treading
the boards I have been. I was trained rather, of course,
and my greatest passion is is Shakespeare. Ye as you
(12:37):
can imagine, and so in many respects, I guess you
could say it was a calmdown to go and do
some some wacky comedy.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I guess what you call it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Wacky, Mike, It's pretty wacky.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And you know, I've always considered myself a relatively funny guy,
so I thought, why not?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Sure? Sure, and you what are you working on there? Well,
at the moment, I'm.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Right, my autobiography. You know, it's I've had a pretty
a lucky career. I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
A lot of it's to do with my talent, but
I've been very lucky in some respects, and so I
thought it only right that I share, you know, my experiences,
my witty anecdotes and my life experience with you know,
potential young.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Actors out there to stop you there? What's it called?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Pardon?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Was it called Phoenix from the Flame?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
And you know I had a very tough upbringing, and
it's really my triumph against impossible arms.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Sure, I do you think we'll be able to get
a free copy of it?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
You won't be able to get a free copy, but
certainly I can organize for some to be shipped out
to you if you if you're able to get your
credit card details to have nowhere?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
All good?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Can I just say, listening back to that best of
the Big Show moment, God, that was a shambles to
try and organize it, you know, like listen back to
even though it's are a weird voice and stuff, it
was my mind was going back for right, yeah, right,
you might still be hungover keys if you consider that. No, Mike,
I'm not hungover. I'm here and I'm positive and I'm
ready to go. All right, that's what I'm doing. Don't
(14:08):
forget every episode of The Big Show ever available where
we get your potties from just such hucky Big Show
is Ray.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
On Radio Huky Split Ends. I got you on the
Hiducky Big Show seventeen minutes to five this Tuesday afternoon
with Kezy and Mogi. Mogi. I went and saw an
open home this past weekend. Oh yeah, on the Sunday there,
whilst responsibly quite hungover, which makes it a lot tougher
to have like small chit chat yes with the estate
agent and blah blah and wait your shoes off, man,
(14:40):
I did take my shires off you. Yeah. Actually, one
thing I didn't do was say bye to the agent
as I was leaving.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are you supposed to?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay? Did you have any intention of buying the house?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Don't say goodbye?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Cool? No.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Plus, if I say bye, she might, you know, sort
of misunderstanding, Oh you want to buy it?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, she might think that you're keen.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
When you turn up there, do you fill out your details?
You put in your phone number and you're and all
of that, and then do you do do you do
an actual do your actual phone number and your actual email?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Addreams This is true based on the house because you
did get an idea straight as soon as you walk
in with you you're interested. And for this one, and
I actually, for the first time ever, I actually loved
the real estate agent was this lovely lady who was
not too sales and I and my wife was there,
whom my love very dearly.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So it's hard to sort of keep
a lid on.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It, but this is mike supporting extent. And the thing was,
I was actually I like this lady. I might use
her in the future if I sell my house, and
so I did give him my details. She called me
and I had a wee chitch check.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you guys have been catching up a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah yeah, we just caught it for coffee this morning,
dear hey, but I had an idea for something that
I could potentially do when I'm selling my house, right, yeah.
I walked through the house looking around, and I basically
now know everything about the person who lived there, had
photos of them growing up, all their kids, grandkids details.
There was a death certificate on the desk in one
(16:00):
of the rooms with full information. So I pieced together
that this old boy was selling the house his wife
had passed away. He was big into his footy back
in the day and like Pierceed and he'd like served
in the Air Force because he had a photo of
him in the Air Force and the date underneath it,
and I was like, wow, I know the whole history
of this guy. When I sell my house, take down
all the photos of my wife and I and put
(16:20):
up photos of a famous person throughout the years until
they were like aged sort of just as they made
it like maybe someone who might be believable that people
wouldn't really know the backstory on says. I don't know,
Like a first person that popment into my head was
like Sonny Bill and just have photos of him as
a kid, like as if it was his house. Put
them all up the people, Oh my god, this is
Sonny Bill's house.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, that would, I think it would. Who's the
other guy, that actor fella, that Carl Urban Color, But yeah,
he'd be a good one. Someone who maybe did some
child acting and stuff, so there'd be photos of them
that you could put up. Put it about David Bain, yeah,
I mean yeah, yeah, totally because it's a good talking point. Yeah,
(17:05):
I don't know if you're going to sell the house. Nah,
Now that's a something to consider it now, oh.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If anyone's got any other ideas on three four eight
three of someone who in the old House belongs to
their is this Metallica happy? This song in ages Amgi?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So good for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Holdarky.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
There's the Kinds of Chiefs on the Hidarky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon five minutes to five o'clock with Keysy
and Megi Hordy Jays on holiday and Mike just sprayed
a whole lot of deodor into my face just as
we went on there.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Did you not like that? No? Well that's racist because
it's links Africa. So you're saying you don't like Africa. No,
that's not what I I'm going to plays. Just I thought,
well Jay's not been here, we wouldn't have to wring
the alarm so often. But that you saying that you
don't like Africa is I just don't want it all
up in my face.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's basically where I'm at, fine, as long as it's
over here. Yeah, to be honest, yes, if it's links
Africa one hundred percent? How are you coming up after
five o'clock? Old Mogi's having issues with his dog wow, yeah,
old tinker there. Plus also Mike, considering you're a massive
advocate and spokesperson for this, you'd be the paper person
to talk to. I'm thinking about getting lasered. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
(18:23):
so we'll be getting into that after five.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I can.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's the biggest show on earth, although this week it
is slightly smaller. Old Hoidy J having a holiday, having
a week off. It's also three minutes past five Keezy
and Moggi here in. The Big Show is brought to
you by Tooey in the Year Right campaign, which is
back once again. Don't forget three four eight three. If
you've got any good ideas for a toy billboard, send
them on through. Before five o'clock, Mike, we were putting
(18:56):
together a schedule of what a day off for Hoidy
J might look like. Yes, we were, because he pretty
much does nothing every day anyway. Yeah, we've got as
far as seven thirty am, eight am here. I don't
know what this means. Someone sent through on three four
eight three.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Crank the hog, Crank the hog. Yeah, he's got a
he's got a Harley Davidson. Oh okay, so just get
that started.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Throttle wide open on the old hog. There bloody goods.
Eight oh five. Iffing and jiffing about Rue Slash has
duck since his dog or his duck? Eight thirty am.
Someone sent through watch Dog Squad, So just watch an
episode of himself narrating a dog TV show. Nine am.
Drane Probiscus using two beach towels because of his mess. Yeah,
(19:43):
we're trying to put this right through until he goes
to bed at five thirty pm. So keep all the
ideas coming three four eight to get us up to
and you can win yourself a twoy price back. It's
nine thirty am. Sweet is so nine to twenty am
he finishes draining his nose using two beach towels. Sure,
so I might start just so on, No, tell my
wife about Ryan Gosling at nine twenty am, okay about
working with her.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That'll be forty minutes so it takes us to ten. Yeah, good,
so I got.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Plenty more space to fel text through three for three
Give yourself a two y prize pack up. Next, Mogi's
got a story about Tenker.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
His dogs pretty hot turkys. Are you going to love it?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
A hot story about your dog?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Hot dog? Okay, red hot jelly Peppers.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey don't.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Table pilots on The Hot Hockey Big Show thirty minutes
past five with Kezy and Mogi. Make sure you keep
those texts coming in updating Hoidy Jay's schedule. By the way,
nine twenty am. Tell wife about working with Ryan Gosling
back in the day. Nine thirty am, Get us right out, Yeah,
nine forty am. Get his fishing rod out, so keep
him coming and remember he goes to a bit at
five thirty pm, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Keep him pumping through. Hey. As part of my trip away,
went to Queenstown over the weekend just for a couple
of days. It was my birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Man, oh wow, really congrats thinks man. Way to be
born is yeah, way to go man, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
But part of part of going away is you forget
that you own a dog until probably about twelve hours
before you fly out. That's generally how it goes, and
you've got to find somebody to come and look after it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
See, that's the main thing stopping me from getting one, right,
it's just that sort of open.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Don't get one. Yeah, And so I rang up a
made of ours who always looks after the dog, and
he's like yeah sweet airs dropping off was like you beauty.
Then a few hours he texts me about and goes, oh,
no good, we're getting a puppy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well that day they're getting Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's and he always looks after our dog and they
absolutely love the dog. They're always taken them out for walk.
So now that is just completely close. So as a
result of them looking after Tinker, they love that so
much that they've got a dog.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So do you reckon? It was like, hey, do you reckon?
We could look after Tinker again? Yeah, totally Should we
just get our own Tinker?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah? Okay exactly that's what's happened. But that's you know,
that's great for them, but it sucks for us. So
then we have to go out to the to the
wider friend group and see if we can find somebody else,
and we did. Lovely Apple. My wife's known them, thought, well,
you know, knowing him for years, and they've got a
daughter who's sort of two and a half. Our dog,
Tinker has already sort of been down that path with
(22:10):
our daughter of sort of getting bullied and harangued and
all that sort of stuff. So it's a bit slower now,
but you just got to put up with it. But
the thing is, kids love dogs more than anything else.
Let you know, the teddy beers come to life, and
pretty much all children are obsessed with them. So I knew.
I knew it was going to be a pretty tough
weekend for Tinker, but I was going to be away
(22:31):
and drinking responsibly, so I didn't give it another thought. Yeah,
of course, And then of course it came back yesterday,
and neither my wife nor I were in any state
to go and pick that dog up. Right, Well, we're
going to take another day.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, but it was agreed upon that you go yesterday.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I think I think that was certainly what people thought.
But they were sweet with it. They're like, yeah, good
as gold, we're loving her. She's awesome. And they've previously
got a dog and they took it back because they
hated it. Right, it was a bulldog or something, and
it was slobbering over everything and it was a complete
chambles of a beast. So so they're happy with this dog,
(23:06):
our dog, as it turns out, and they had a
bit of an incident. My wife went to pick up
Tinker today and there was a bit of a rush
of embarrassment from the couple that went went and saw
let's call let's call him, let's call him Dave.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Dave.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay, oh, now, let's call him Andy. And so we
go to pick it up and he tells us has
been a bit of a problem with Tinker. And Andy's
saying that, and he's like, well, you know our daughter,
how Susan which is a really old Yeah, it seems weird,
(23:41):
terrible name, but you know, it's none of my business.
So Susan really wanted to give Tinker a wash, right now,
That's something that occurred to her in her head, but
she didn't tell anybody that. She just went off. She's
just like, I know what to do. I'll get some
shampoo and I'm going to clean the dog that Andy
didn't know in order to wife. And he's come back
in the room and Tinker is just covered right, okay,
(24:04):
just quickly. What's the wife's name, Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Andy? And Susan's the kid.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh yeah, Susan's a kid.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Clarice, Clarice, Yeah, Clarice, okay, Andy and Clarice okay.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
And so Tinker's covered. Tinker is covered in this fluid.
And Andy says to Clarice there, he says, what the
hell is going on here? And and Clarice said, well,
I think that Susan has wanted to clean to clean
Tinker up, and so she's put shampoo the dog. And
he said, I'm not sure at shampoo. It doesn't smell
(24:37):
like it. And not only that, she wouldn't be able
to reach the shampoo in the in the shower, so
it's not that. So they've had to retrace the steps
and gone through the house and it turns out that
Susan has gone into their bedside table and grabbed the
stash of lube, Oh my gosh, and sprayed my dog,
Tinker with their sex lube. Hey, so what you should
(25:02):
see the look on Tinker's face.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
She always looks like that though. But were you guys
fuming or crack it up? And what's the deal.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well, I don't know what they're getting up to over there.
This is a new relationship. When you seen your dog
over to get looked after by a mate, you don't
want it coming back covered in loube. No, you just don't,
So do you.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Clean it off?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I'm not cleaning it ah.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Hey New Zealand three four three Have you ever looped
up your dog till he pries back on the line
for you? Here something exists The Wrecking Big Show podcast.
It is Blur song two on The hod Hockey Big
Show twenty three minutes past five o'clock with Kezy and Mogi.
Hoidy Jay's on holiday this week. We've been trying to
piece together what a sort of a day off for
Hoody j might and Tail. He's at his family batch.
(25:45):
We've got a full schedule going through. It starts at
six am when he wakes up, finishes at five thirty
pm and Pugs is going to chuck this on our
Instagram afterwards on Facebook. So we've got to fall run
out of the schedule. But nine thirty am he got
his right out, nine forty am got his fishing right
out out. Eleven forty am retire from fishing with fifteen
undersized fish. Oh yep, and then eleven forty five Make
(26:06):
the best savice in the world, followed by at noon
make the best iced coffee.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, because that's how Jason very good. He's amazing at
everything he does. So three for three, keep those ticks
coming through and you'll all be in the drawer for
a two y prize pack. Hey, now, Mogi, what's of
you on Love? Man?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm for it?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Man, same here man, I'm so glad you are.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah.
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How are you choosing the winner?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I have no idea. That's the winning department. That's perk
sun does that?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Is that a good Is it a good story? Is
that what gets you through the liner ist?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
There's a few things. It has to be a good story.
You know, you have to be willing to get married
first of.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
All as well, well, yeah, certainly proposed.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
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Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah.
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Anonymous did. Oh yeah, I like these your little story here,
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(27:30):
on Wahiki Island doing a wine tasting where the flowers
could be the experts or the staff at the vineyard,
and during the wine tasting bring out a bottle called
will you marry me? I then drop to one knee
and pop the big question.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Not bad, what do you?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah? Yeah, it's fine. I'd like to marry me. Yeah,
I'd like to have worked in us.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
But will you? Oh you already said yes, Well can.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We discuss this?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Her favorite one as a peanut gree so that would
be the ideal location. Would need the flowers help and
making sure it all goes smoothly and they can improve
as much as they want. Wow, which is good because
we love that. My soon to be fiance has no
idea what the Fellers look like, so she won't suspect
a thing. Ah, that's what could be the weight staff.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, she follows me on Instagram. By the way, anonymous
just foyo, He's a really good one. Get a Feller's
anonymous here. As difficult as it would be for my
partner to say yes in the presence of a rogue
stallion like Mogi, she would also love to be serenaded
by the flowers whilst I drop to one knee.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We've been talking about getting engaged for a while but
haven't put plans into action yet. Would love to surprise
her out of the blue whilst Jace punches back a
dart and Kesy get steamed.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
What do you think about that? Did you have a
conversation with your now wife about your plans that you
would propose?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And absolutely no. I certainly had about one hundred thousand
conversations with her family, her cousins, her friends, her parents,
my parents, but never with her.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No. I sort of got advice through the grapevine, through
her cousins and friends as to what she would be in.
But I also knew, Yeah, I also knew exactly what
she was interested in, so proposing to her at the
side of the racetrack on the Sunday there just as
racing was done for the day.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That really beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
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Speaker 1 (29:37):
The Hiiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Radio Guys Chune couple of Chunes in a row actually
guns and roses into penny Wise on the Hidarchy Big
Show with Keezy and Mogi coming up after six we
will be uploading the completed list, or at least going
through it the completed schedule for what hoidyj Gets up
to on a day off. Maggie, we are we up to?
We are currently at He's just made the best iced
(30:03):
coffee in the world. Oh yeah, at noon twelve fifteen,
go have another durry twelve thirty pm. Try on his
wife's jeans in the mirror. Yeah, twelve thirty five, So
five minutes later, practice saying thanks mate in the same mirror.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, So keep those hips coming through suggestions on how
Hordy J might Filliner's day and we will update that
after six o'clock and then put a bow on it,
put it on Instagram and Facebook and this full schedule
will be there and you can sort of go off
it for his next day off and just goll just
do these things. Hey Mogi, you're running a laser downstairs.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I am what's that like?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I like it? Yeah, I don't like the maintenance. I
don't know the maintenance involved with worth keeping your non
stears up to you know, keeping it kemped.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, okay, you know, so you've gone for like this
is sort of my strategy with the garden. Just wrap
all the plants out, wrap everything out and just drop
down bark and basically low maintenance, no effort required, and
it looks good. Yeah, exactly right, and it looks tired
exactly right. Are you doing edging? Is what's eedging like
around the garden? The boxed dging, boxed eagens. Well, it's
(31:10):
it's just a it's a completely tidy unit down there.
Nothing's there that doesn't need to be. There's enough foliage
and enough areas that you know what you're looking at. Okay,
But by and large, you know it's just been absolutely
It's like I don't know if you remember the Vietnam
Warkeisy remember, but when the Americans went in and they
dropped what was called agent Orange, and that just cleared
(31:33):
all of the folios, just killed all of the trees off.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So that's what I've done. It's just its beer land.
It would be good actually if you go you could
go in there and do anything. If my downstairs was pasture,
if it was any kind of land, you could do
what you could. You've got a clean start. You can
either put down any kind of crop or you can
build townhouses, whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It's a blank slate, a blank canvas. It is a
massive blank slate. But I think, okay, the world is
your oyster. I don't know about the world. I don't
think you need to bring that into the reason I asked,
because you're a massive advocate for having like a laser
downstairs with a little hat on it is I was
thinking of getting laser.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
It's like a beanie. It's like a very little beanie
that's sitting on top of if.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
We could just move away, I was thinking of getting
laser mogi what because I'm sick of shaving my face
to have this sort of trademark mustache.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What do you do? You shave him once or once
a week?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I shaved once every two days, and it's if I
can be bothered, yes, and I can't be bothered, yes,
And I'd like to just go see how many treatments
of laser would I need to do to make it
so I just won't grow back ever.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't know if it's ever ever, right, I don't.
I think it just slows down the amount of times
that you've got to deal with it. I reckon you'd
probably you probably need twenty I I mean, i'd say
that not having any idea whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Do you reckon it?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Twenty lasers on your face? That's pretty good?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
And that's like once a month, right, once every four weeks, and.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Then it was slowly but eventually it would be once
every six weeks, and eventually you would be you'd take
three to six months off.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I reckon that because shaving your face is a massive
pain in the ass. Yeah, So I actually would be
open to doing that. I wonder if anyone's ever actually
lasered their face like that to keep them mond.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Absolutely they would.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, all right, I'm into it.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I might do it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
So there's that as an option, and they have heaps
of other things as that you can do. What else
can you do? The achisa, you can do your anus.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
But it's up to you. But that's on the cards
as well, because if you're down there, I mean, you're
there anyway, you know what I'm saying. It was like
I wasn't really interested, but I thought, well, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, you know what win in Rome?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Win? And what huh?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The d Achy Big Show with J Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hoda.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Ke Hodaky Big Show with Jess Kesey and Moggie Hoidy
J of course on holiday and up next we're going
to be releasing and going through the final full day
schedule for a day off for who he J might
look like and then Pugsann will chuck it up on
our socials afterwards. But before the show today, Mike, we
did a podcast outro a we did. It was so
good man, Yeah, man, I remember that what is the
(34:12):
podcast out?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Podcast is just it's additional content, isn't it surplus to
what we do here on the radio show? Though this
is also available in podcast form, just has all the
ads and the music cut. Outside's just the quality chat,
just the check. But then the other podcast. It's like
ten or fifteen minutes of us just bebbling chess. I suppose,
is what you'd say. But I've got that's a good
(34:33):
content right today?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh man, so good. Here's a clip about Mike banging
on about his Actor of the Year awards.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
She announced, she went out there and announced the winner,
and so she's end of the winner is Mike Minigue
or like that, and just completely butchered it to the
point where I didn't even know if she was talking
about me. It was a good one.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, so that is actually what happened when you won
the Actor of Year twenty.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Nineteen nineteen feels like yesterday, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Did you did you have to say a speech?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I did say a speech.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's pretty weird to go up there and just take
the award and walk off, do you think? Yeah? So
I did. I went up there and I begged her
for getting my name wrong, and I just sort of
said all a few scores, man.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Did you say at all, like, you know, do you
not know who I am or something?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Well? Oh no to her, Yeah no, I mean she'd
made it clear that she didn't know who I was
when she couldn't pronounce my name right, Yeah. Yeah, I
waked it out from that. I wasn't a speech directed
at her entirely. There was a little bit of stuff
about you know, you're going to talk about your mum, Yeah, okay,
you know, and how she could have supported me better,
(35:41):
you know, the skills that I had as an actor
when fella there, and yeah, I sort of just eviscerated
the room. Really, I told you so, all that sort
of stuff. Look at me now, you know that sort
of thing. Weirdly, after that, I didn't have an audition
for twelve months.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You're almost too hot a property at that stage. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It hasn't been since off Man Bloody, but a Harvey
danger for you on the Hidarchy Big Show. Holidays schedule
is up next.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It is The Black Keys Little Black Submarines on the
Hiducky Big Show Kezy MGI, and also Pug's son has
come in. Hey Pug son MI, So brother, just bring
me down a pig doing about fifty things at once
over here. Sometimes it doesn't work. Throughout the show. We've
been putting together what the schedule for Jason Hoyt on
a day off might look like, because he's he's tucking
out from doing so much work. Even though he starts
(36:39):
at three in the app what three thirty really and
does if all all day anyway, So people have been
sending through their suggestions as to what he might get
up to. He's gonna start at six am now he's
at his family batch. Right six am, Sharp wakes up
because the sunlight comes in six O five does staccato wheeze.
At six ten he stops and says that'll do, and
(37:00):
then puts his shorts on. If he hasn't been distracted
while putting the shorts on. By sex fifteen, he should
be having a durry on the deck and a black coffee.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
He should.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Now that knocks something loose, doesn't it. It does exactly exactly.
Mogi six twenty sigh about absolutely nothing and then head
back inside six thirty three perfect tubes, two imperfect strokes, Yes,
to clean up afterwards sometimes three. He added that afterwards
that's because I'm setting in a seat.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Sex forty five make coffee for him and his wife
and over boil the milk. Sex fifty sulk because his
wife said it's too hot.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Sex fifty five have a durry and a who of
a mood at wife. Seven am stretches. Now these were
all put together through texts on three four eighty three.
By the way, yeah, thank you very much. Seven fifteen,
after you're doing your stretches, moan about having sore legs.
Seven thirty am google leg cancer symptoms and start freaking out.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I think it's spot on.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Certainly is eight am? Crank the hog? Yeah, which is
riding his motorbike?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh true?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Apparently Yeah, I'd never heard that phrase before. Eight oh five,
so only a short ride on the hog there. Eight
o five if and Jeff about Rue or his duck,
so it's his dog.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Stuck weatherm on holiday now are they're very close and.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
The batch lambs there because it's quite cute, I mean,
but it's also a handful having a duck, because you
do have to take it where your organized a duck
sitt you do? I don't want to nitpeck here?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Right?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Is there going to be at any point in the
schedule him cleaning up Rue's dog poos.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Off the bit.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Well, no, because Rue is not add his batch. Rue
doesn't go to the match, but duck does. The duck does,
so duck poo's off the floor. There, that's right. Oh,
it's some stage we can add that end pugs eight
point thirty watch dog squad, which is of course he
voices nine am drain probiscus using two beach towels. That
goes on for twenty minutes. At nine twenty speak to
(38:54):
his wife about working with Ryan Gosling. Yeah, nine thirty am,
get us right out, nine am, get his fishing rod
out eleven forty am. So two hours later, retire from
fishing with fifteen undersized snapper eleven forty five. Make the
best savice in the world. Noon. Make the best iced
coffee in the world. Twelve fifteen durry So far, Actually
(39:19):
quite an enjoyable day.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
God, that's a good day.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Twelve thirty pm. Try on the wife's jeans in the mirror.
Twelve thirty five practicing Thanks mate in the mirror. Twelve
fifty is fifteen minutes later, try to think of a
two billboard idea but can't, so sigh if a Jeff
would go have a durry. At one pm. Clean out
the ash tray and the teeter. One five pm. Polished
(39:42):
the plastic mahogany dash and the teeter. One thirty pm
reminder this is are all sent through on three for three.
One thirty drive the teeter to the general store to
buy cheeseballs, darts and nippies ice coffee. It does take
half an hour, which is great for the segment.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Thumb through an old copy of Woman's Day that he
should have thrown out years ago.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It's another half an hour.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Twenty minutes. Ignore a call from Keesy's wife and tears.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
At two twenty pm Wow two.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Thirty reply hmm to Kesey's suggestion in the group chat
about doing another segment on having an afear. Two thirty
five pm fire up the yoga app on a smartphone
two forty pm. Five minutes later, close the app and
if and giff because it's too hard. Three pm, Make love.
Three thirty pm. Wife arrives home from work. Four pm.
(40:35):
Make the best chicken soup in the world for Tea
four point thirty eight, five PM, Lose It, Scrabble five
twenty five, pre Bid Darry five point thirty go to
sleep and night shirt and nightcap.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, so that is a good thing day.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, I want to be far off there one.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, he'll be feeling well rested after that's just repeat.
That's just repeat. Then get back on the Monday and
just go. God still nack it buzzier than usual. Park Sons.
Going to check that up on sosh mid at some
stage so you can follow the schedule. They Big Show Podcast, Sublime,
doing time on the Hiducky Big Show, and just signed
(41:13):
for everyone's favorite TV based segments. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, it's really good. At the end of here, Pugs
is here man, you were a.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Bit of this week today because yesterday I remember he
said you went very good.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, taking a purse out of me. You know we hangover.
Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
You didn't mention it. Anyway, I watched Seinfeld last night.
He goes to that and it's was the one where
George Costanza wouldn't give his missus the pass code for
his IF boss cad that's right, Yeah, and the same one.
(42:13):
Kramer wanted to drive the back of the fire trucks
because he knew all the shortcuts, and Elaine wanted to
date a guy because he couldn't never remember who she was,
but she found really hot.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's right. Three wacky scenarios and they all looked up
at the end.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, it's bloody good and it was one of those
nights I got to be put on that and then yet.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
It's so good having shows out there to just switch
your brain off, so good. I just want to say
it's become one of those for me as well. I
thoroughly enjoyed that show. Was saying this you last week.
I'm three seasons and then it's the best. It's been
so fun. Yeah, yeah, its off for a little bit.
I think it is season Networks.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's just now it's getting better again. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
So Larry leaves up to see and five.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I think he doesn't. I think he's later because I
looked that up. But I think later.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
You gos have a little chet and I'll come back
to your one Pug. So I'll just quickly say I
watched sim Chooser Island. Last night, it's the final week.
Two people had to go home. Unfortunately it was two
people who I didn't want to go home. I'm sorry,
which means the final now is four people with that like, yeah,
it's okay, there's not enough drama. It feels like it's
moved quickly.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Final four.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
It's almost like TV is. You know, there's not a
lot of money around in TV, so they wanted to
make the short production or something.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
There was less people on the season as well, so
you go figure out Larry David left to after season seven.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh wow, after the season that I'm enjoying at the
moment that he will go right and I'll be back
about it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
There you go, pugsn Hi.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
I watched Fleabag on Yeah. Yeah, it's my second run through,
and I introduced.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
When are you going to watch in between us? Man?
When are you going to watch in between us?
Speaker 4 (43:55):
But I'm watching Peak Show as well, and I really
like Peak Show. But anyway, I was going to talk
about Fleabag. It's a fantastic show.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Fleabagg is a show that Jase and Mike both love.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Yes, correct, it is one of the its probably top
three television shows for me I ever seen.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
And you know, you might not know my standards, but
they're very almost pretentiously high.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Anyway, great show, very very well written, very very clever.
Love it would recommend it to anybody. It's certainly not
for it's certainly not family watching.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'll say that comedy drama, what is it? Drama? Both
comedy and drama.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of dark
themes in there too, But then God, just publish.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Your back and that's on Watch Amazon Watch Prime.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Is Amazon Prime?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Okay? Bloody good? Where you go your TV recommendations? Even
without Hoidy j The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kissey, it is the Stereophonics on The
Hudarky Big Show with Kezy and Mogi. Hoidy jo back
next week. However, next year, the eighth of March, Mike
Minogue the three of us in Old Pugsun will be
heading down to the Beautiful look a Ticker to partake
(45:01):
in the Wild Foods Festival. It's not really something I've
ever been interested in doing. I know it's a massive
festival and it's like a yearly tradition. However, I'm very
vanilla with with my tastes. Yeah, but what is exactly
what exactly are we talking about when we're down there?
It see is wild foods, but that could just be
like beauty World boar you had a little bit of
a piggy, even a wild boor be a bit like
(45:23):
I like my boor from the supermarket, right Ham, Yeah,
out of a plastic Yeah, yeah, what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's pretty good. You can you know, you can go
and stay at some pretty amazing places down there as well,
So it's not just the experience of going to the
to the event itself, the food. You can go and
get yourself a nice joint overlooking friends. Is it around
friends Joseph. There's a lot of friends Joseph focused content
on the website. But yeah, I'm looking forward to getting
(45:50):
down there having never been before, because one thing I
do know is going to be full of god damn backbones.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I've never been to the West Coast of New Zealand
never ever, and to be honest, it's one of those
so that's where you go through Arthur's Pass and you keep.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Going right sort of kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, yeah, it is your hook Tica is is it
Punakaki yet?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
All down there? It's yeah, I'm going down there for Christmas.
I'm going to reef them for a while.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
My family, fucker Papa, back to the mines down there.
My great uncles were miners down there, and my wife's
family is also from down there, and so that was amazing.
Like when we first met, so oh my god, like right,
and it was like yeah, we sort of started to oh, yeah,
I know, blah blah, and the end there are yeah
those and then it sort of got to the point
(46:35):
where it's like, actually, can we stop talking about this
because I know quite a lot of those people. To
be fair, though, the family tree started rubbing branches, you
know what I'm saying, and we had to start pruning
them back.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
I've seen them on my side of the fence. I've
seen you, I've seen your wife. I don't think you're related.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Ah, you never know.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Actually that is true coming from a part multi family
where a lot of my yeah, now let's not get
on that route. But hey, let's go to the Wild
Foods Festival the March two and twenty five if you
are keen to join myself, Mike and Jason Pugsan for
a weekend of Exotic Eden. Then head to Wildfoods dot
co dot zid. You can actually go there to get
some super early bird tickets right now or Hoduky dot
(47:15):
co dot in zid if you'd like to try and
win flights, accommodation and tickets for you and a mate.
March eighth.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
We'll see you there for the Darky Big Show weekdays
from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, that is done, and Dustin for your Tuesday folks
the fifteenth of October on the Hiducky Big Show. No
Howdy Jay this week, but myself, Mogi and Pugsan have
managed to limp our way through it to Tuesday. Yeah,
three more days ago. We are feeling good.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Mogi.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
What's your plan tonight?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I've got to go home, make a bit of dinner,
make some food for the week, and my wife's going
out for dinner with some mate, so I don't know.
I'll probably watch something that I want to watch right
which will be good, which I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Well, because you were watching that new Gotham series without Penguin.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Penguin, and I did tell her about that, and she
said that that felt like an personal attack on her
that you had watched without I would start that. So
what do you have to do now, Well, she's just
going to have to catch up. Yeah, there's nothing else
I can do about it. But it felt like a
bad idea at the time and been taken personally.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It is. Yeah, tonight, I'm going to be watching another
episode of Sleep when she's rather with my wife, and
then she'll be going to be dearly because she got
at five am this morning, which means I'll be having
a small glass of port and then playing place.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Does she go to the gym?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
She had like this breakfast thing on this what is
it called. It's like a where you get people that
work in industry and you get them all together to
have a breakfast before we start, and it starts like
six am. Yeah, what the hell is that? It's networking?
I was like, how was it? She it's fine, it's
all good, all right, she'd rather be asleep, I'm sure.
But hey, thank you very much for joining us. If
(48:57):
you missed the show, don't forget. You've got every single
episode of The Houdarki Big Show available wherever you get
your podcasts from. Just search Hodaki Big show, and they'll
be there for you as well until tomorrow at four pm.
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