September 3, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase is competing in a golf tournament, Mike knows how to do a stag do, and Tony's Tony today.
IT'S STAMPIN' TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Jase, Mike & Tony
(03:38) Keyzie's Stag Do Dilemma
(07:00) How to: Stag Do
(11:23) SWINGING HARD
(15:45) What's On Telly?
(22:54) Intro: Keyzie's Wife Impersonation
(25:34) Keyzie's audition
(30:03) Keyzie's audition practice
(33:30) BREAKING NEWS
(38:02) Intro: No apologies needed
(39:57) GOLF CHAT
(44:07) THE BLACK CLASH IS BACK
(47:43) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(51:48) Byebye!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hose.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
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Speaker 4 (00:14):
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Speaker 5 (00:16):
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Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yum, MOGGI Ustaalian has life.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You're going pretty grass man. It's good. You're a mad
dog man. You know that, Yes I do. I was
out in the kitchen before and I hear some people
saying that you're a six son of a bee and
I couldn't agree more with them.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's very hard for me to
argue with that I'm a sixth son of a bee.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, everyone's been talking about it.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I'll tell you what. You're looking very very koifed and
waxed today. Keezy, got a shave going on, looking got
a bit of a glow on. You're looking healthy and
but you look like a bit of a stallion today.
Do what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Thanks fellas. You know what I've decided to do. I
had a shave right, got my new jacket on. Yeah,
is that your National Audio and Video jacket?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's it's a secondhand it's an op shop jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I mean you found it on the road, didn't you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
You're saying it's his National Video Industries and it's got
Tony written on the other side.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I have no idea what it is. I've googled it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm sorry about that, man, We've we've This is probably
the third time you've worn that and at no point
have we started calling you Tony And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What I love about you know, your second hand stuff
that you buy and the o op shop sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
As opposed to the stuff you buy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's always immaculate, you know what I mean. It's not
like I think.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I'm sorry, it's a bit a bit rough and really
and manly, but everything is just pristine and pressed.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, the thing about Tony is he looks after his stuff. Yeah,
that's true, he must have done.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I don't go to the op shop and buy dirty
shit clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, Well, I look at.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Pugs and studio b for example, because he loves the
op shop shop and he looks like a piece of work.
It looks like, yeah, he's been on the street for
ten years. But you know what I mean Like this,
it's a look. I guess I'd say, chill out, Tony.
You don't have to take it personally, Yeah, totally, man.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Mogi, this whole tony thing's not going to take off.
Head us up on three four eight three. If this
whole tony thing is going to take off, why not. Hey,
we've got a hell of a show today, fellows. We
listen up everybody today. Jays, you're going to be talking
about playing in the golf tournament. Man, you're a little
bit worried about it because you're terrified of making friends
with strangers. And of course we're going to have another
(02:50):
opportunity for people to get into our swingers club. We're
off to Fi g Yeah, and the Easy the mad Dog,
he's got a stagdo coming up and he's terrified of
making free with strangers.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So you're talking about the.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Next I don't like this whole Moggi's gonna tease what's
coming up?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Thing we're doing.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Here's wheeze out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Push there this Wednesday afternoon. The time is for twelve.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Moggi's cracking up because people think it's funny and you
should start calling me Tony because.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That's what's on jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Sam's sticks through three, four oh three, The Big Show
with tones.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah cool man, that's so cool for those who just
joined us. I bought a secondhand jacket and has Tony
written on the front.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's on now.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Moggi thinks it's funny to call me Tony. It's it's
good stuff. I do have a dilemma, failers.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh yes, are you on the horns of a dilemma?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Change your name to Tony Mogi.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I'm on the horns of a dilemma. I have a
stag do this weekend. All right, Okay, it's a stag doo.
It's a two night a two days. It's a biggie.
It's down south and I've been sent through all the
details and stuff. Just checking it all now that we
were staying that sort of thing. Just have wrapped my
head around things. Big place. Twenty blokes, Yeah, ten bids,
(04:11):
ten double bids. Yes, so I will have to share
a bid with someone. I don't really know everyone all
that well. So basically what I want to do is
on the first day. This Friday, by the way, is
the first day, so I won't be here, but I'll
be trying to, like, you know, try and match up
with someone to be my potential bid mate. Friday Sunday night,
Friday Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, are you going down as Chres or Tony?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Chris chance? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, I've just love that and I was asking if
I would go this Chris or Tony. So so the
deliver is keasy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're going down there?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's twenty dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do want to repeat them.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
He and Tin got in ten beads.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
My queestion to you, Keezy, is you going on a
steak due? Why have you got any beards at all?
Nobody should be sleeping. It should just be going. You
get down there, you start, you don't stop, you get
on the plane, you come home. The beards are simples
to requirements. Check them on the lawn.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
But like, yeah, that's great, but I don't like I
don't have the I don't think I've got the stamina.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Of course you do, Tony you're a mad bastard, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Do you want to just sort of do the rest
of the show and I'll just be in studio d
it's not very funny.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
We'll get back to this because there's some important thing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Here comes your man the Pixies there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
twenty two, and old Keezy got a bit of a
dilemma on his hands. He's coming away for a stag
do on the Friday. It's a two dayer. It's a
two day stag d There's twenty dudes, dude, and only
(06:27):
ten beds.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
O ten doubles.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It feels like this guy is doing this on purpose.
Doesn't feel like an accident. Yeah, you see what I'm
saying now. If I was doing a stag do, I
would make sure that there was enough accommodation for everybody.
Gain you're not eighteen, yeah, mid thirties. Everybody needs their
own bed. Yeah, it feels like this is going to
be a ho of a weekend there for you Tony Man. Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Also, if you've just joined us, a crucial piece of
the puzzle is Mike and Jays are laughing more than
they've laughed at anything, because they've decided my new name
is Tony because my shirt has Tony written on your
jacket and apparently that like, we work hard every day
to come up with ideas for the radio, and this
is the most you've laughed at something.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Sometimes things full in your lap, Tony. It's like a
gift from the gods, gift for the gods.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Chris has got Tony written on his shirt. Sold there that.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Along with your floaters, of course. But listen, let's get
back to the ste at hand here, Yes please, because
Mogie actually off here, Yes, had a brilliant suggestion.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, yeah, the trick. The trick is what you've got
to do is identify the big notor in the group,
the guy that's going to be leading all that. He's
going to be going drinking games, He's going to be
somebody that's a massive campaigner and it's going to get
first night fever and doesn't want to want to go
to bed. So you've got to find out who that is.
Now through you've probably got to watchapp chat or something
(07:54):
like that, find out who that is, and then you
partner up with that guy. That guy will be away
all night long. You can get a really great sleep,
right and just be a champion all day the second day, yeah,
because I don't think you go well day two on
the hammer.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well that's the problem, the risk to day.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, so you and also your advice was to have
a decent one Friday, but don't go hard. Yes, go
hard Saturday responsibly obviously, Yes, but what about if the
guy I choose as a massive campaigner, what if on
the Saturday he's out of gas and he is.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
In the bed.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, yes, well yeah, that's the rest of you take.
You've just got to choose your night. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Well I think you know, if you've had the nice
night the night before where you've got some sleep keasy,
then you then you become the campaigner. On the Saturday,
you're not going to you're not going to bed anyway
or night.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
When you go hardcore, you fire truck your bed and
then no one else wants to sleep in it.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yes, yeah, like if you were to shat the bed,
for example, no one else is stepping into that film.
That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Sleecret as well as you go in there and you
talk about yourself and the third person, the sleekret, the
sleecret is, ye're right. And so you just get everybody around.
Everyone's having nice time, a few beersn't it, and you
just tell everyone to shut up, and you just like, hey,
just a word to the wise. Tony er no bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Soon as you said in third person, I was like,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I'm gonna be referred to as Tony in this one.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
But and also, you know, as as Mogie suggested to
his first suggestion, because I'll be honest, it's been a
long time since I've done a stag, do you just
don't land the plane at all? Tony?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
What if I ingratiate myself to the group, Yes, by
offering free puncture repairs.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
At any of my stores nationwide.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You could do that, key. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
The nice thing about the nice thing about you going
is Tony, I'm not going, okay, yes, is that it
gives you a certain anonymity.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It does.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yes, you know, you can make an absolute tit and
ass of yourself, shot the bed, all that sort of stuff,
and even I will go, what about that Tony feeler.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Do you think me going but wearing a jacket with
Tony written on it is enough for them to forget
who I am?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Really yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, make an absolute Tony of yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Then the Hanarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Swingers Club is back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Bull aka not far away now feeling, I don't know
what it is about you just feels racist, does it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I don't know what it is?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So, Jace, can you say it?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Buller?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Racism alert?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Racism alert Bullivan aka Okay, so's is Jace?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Bull racism alert? Racism? Isn't it weird?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Because it just triggers automatically. It's definitely not me playing it.
I think it reads subtext. Yes, it's so weird. Get
a Ellie House Live, Ellen, You're good?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Hi? How are you going?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm girl?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah? Good things? What do you do for a cross Ellie?
I'm a project coordinator.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Or more like a huh Ellie from Wellie. Do you
play golf?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I've played a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I played a probably a bit more many golf.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, I could go practice at the driving crank.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah. And the thing is too Ellie. I mean you
don't have to play golf.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, I mean it's a golf trip, but sure, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
She could just chill out by the poll of a
few cocktails, go to the beach, go to the buffet,
just chill Ellie.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
But no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
No, But Ellie would have to play a game of
golf with this because we're there to play golf.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, you would. It's a swingers club after all.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a swingers club. You're okay with that, Ellie.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I'm totally okay. It'll be fun. Who would you take
with you, Elie?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
My school fem probably, But I don't think she's going
to play golf, that's all right? Yeah right, okay, we'll
pee you with pugs and mogi. It should be about even.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, I played, I've played once in the last twenty years. Early,
I think you'd be all right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, per good sounds beautiful.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
All are you down the line and old Pakstan will
take care of you in line.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
B there and king your man?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
How's life?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good? Guys?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Good going to.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Don't playing no goolun We have fun, but that'll do.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Karen Man, do you what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Brother, I work for a joinery company and the office
during the pricing.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Tell me, Karen, do you like having a bit of
a whack on the golf course?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Don't mind that at all, Jason, Yeah, nice. Nicest place
so I played was in core Kora looking at over
the South Bay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hell good Man, Well there'll be a hellhole compared to brother. Yeah.
Who would you bring with you?
Speaker 8 (13:10):
Well, he made up your bread. He loves his golf,
so I'd have to grab him and take him on
a road trip with us.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah sounds good, mate, that sounds good, really good. We
used to down the line as well here and then
packs amill sort you out or I am hey, fellows.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Let's see one more assure you.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
So people are so keen on this, that's soaking So
let's go to I'm just gonna go. Walter, good Walter,
your mad Bassett?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
How's life not bad?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? Good things? What do you do for a crust Walter?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah? Yeah, tell me what do you like having a
bit of a whack on the golf course?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, I don't mind a little bit of swinging.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, who would you take with your walter.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Probably one of my mate yeah probably yes, yeah yeah sweet,
could only make you sound the line as well, and
pak Sam will take here, no worries, yeah right over, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, don't forget.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
This is the Hudaky Swingers Club Fiji edition with Tourism Fiji.
It's all thanks to I made to the Intercontinental Fiji
Golf Resort and Spa. So we'll be playing golf, we'll
be having a few responsibles, and then we'll be sparring.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
If you guys want to spa message.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh yes, organized, I don't like people touching.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Me really yeah, but you're so handsy with every Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, I don't mind my wife touching me right, but
no one else.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Fiji where happiness comes naturally. Can't wait, fellas.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
For the Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Great Tom Pitty there on the Radio Hodeki Big Show.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just got a text pieces it's come through here on
three four eight three. Here, fellas, good afternoon. This is
Janine sending a text. If the person who called Janine
was Jeremy, I apologized that I missed the call three times.
I was in the library having book chat for one
hour and could not take the call. Have a good
night cheers from Janine.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Texting all the time. Yeah, she's do you wanted to
chat TV?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah? Why not.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
With Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Hey, I'll tell you watch. I watched a hell of
the movie last night. Field. They're on Netflix. Field.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's called the Thursday Murder Class having Mogi's having some
kind of stroll.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Were a minute and we haven't started talking about TV yet.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The third one. I'm trying. You guys are talking all
over it. You got a hell of an attitude, Tony.
I'll tell you what. The Thursday Murder Club. A couple
of Academy Award winners in there. You've got your Ben Kingsley,
you've got your Helen Mirren, Great Pierce Brosnan Academy Award nominee.
It is Elizabeth Joyce, Ibraham and Ron spend their retirement
(16:19):
studying old crimes until a death on their doorstep entangles
them in a brand new murder case. So they're old
folks living in an old folks home. Good lust fifteen
minutes and it's atter garbage, the worst kind of garbage.
Amazing what people will stoop to Netflix must have been
paying a hell of a lot of money to do this.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because it's like front and center whenever you go onto
Netflix's Thursday.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Man, that's right there, and it is as bad as
it looks, don't really You know who will love it? Actually,
your missus will love it. CAZy and my grandmother's would
love it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Is it like lighthearted easy to watch?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, it should be, but it's just annoying, Like it
was so like we were completely prepared to watch it
knowing what it was going to be. MIDI mystery mildly
amusing teams at heartwarming stuff and all that. It was
just acid, just not good. But you think my wife
would like it? Am, Well, it's not too violent. And
(17:15):
I tell you what, Pierce Brosin is easy on the eye.
Can I just say?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
And I want to make this observation And I said
it to my wife funnily enough last night. Is it
my imagination or was Pierce Brosnin and Helen Mirren and
everything all of a.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Sudden, Well it was just at one other show modeling, Well,
I yeah, I watched another.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
There was another one that I saw, another two I
saw last night when we were fucking true and they
hit both of them on this interesting anyway him to
have I've got to talk about this because it was
appallingly bad and it's one of your favorite shows, A
Place in the Sun. I got home.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Whose favorite show?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
I'll say, you guys love it, But it was just
so I was watching it and it was absolute doozy.
Because this couple who were over in Spain looking to
buy a little holiday home. Their budget was seventy thousand pounds, right.
They wanted something by the sea with the pool, a
minimum of two bedrooms and some space out the back. Yeah,
(18:14):
and they and they went to all these shiit holes
everywhere and oh no, did they give it like a
piece of a concrete.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Overlook all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
And the woman that was trying to sell them the
stuff was going, well, look, obviously, with seventy thousand dollars
as your budget, you're going to have to compromise. But
they just weren't prepared to compromise. And it was like
I just slapped them in the face and tell them
to pets off, yeah, because it was stupid. And then
I watched slow Horses and that was really good.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Nice man, how many buzzies out of five would you
give a place in the sun on a loving chin.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
That particular episode four and a half Bussies, because that really.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Got to me.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I saw it was good, still good, it.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Was great stuff, emotional reaction.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I was fired up at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I watched last night. It was a bachelor night for me.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That's right, MEGANE just checked how long we've been talking.
As soon as I started going because your last so
started watching an old Anthony Boord day episode of what's
it called Parts Unknown? Yes, they're all on YouTube. They're
really cool. Watched one on Columbia. I was, oh, interesting
Columbia and it was a really interesting part because he
(19:21):
hopped on this old plane flew to this place in
the bush which was completely run by drug money. Like
before the drug money had left, the cartails had been
sent out. The army now controlled it. The entire population
now it had like no jobs. Everyone had moved away
and no because the drug economy ran it all. And
they were discussing drugs and the impact and he was
literally like, you know, if there was no cocaine, what
(19:43):
would it look like? And they were like, it would
be so much better if we could just stop Americans
from buying the cocaine. He's like, well, as a recovering
coke addict, it's not that easy. And there's like, yeah,
I started talking about crack and he was like, well,
I used to be at crackhead and I'm telling you
it's not that easy.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
The thing with drugs are addictive keys out man.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
But Anthony Bourdain straight up admitting to being a crackhead
and a recovering coke.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Atte Well, it's already a middle in his book, isn't he.
So I've seen that episode. I don't know the one
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Which is interesting. You know, it's very cool that he
would have done that.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
It sounds like a hell of a night. And I'm
just picturing old Kezy. They're sitting on the couch watching
an Anthony Bourdain episodes, eating pizza, wearing his Tony jacket
and nothing else.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I was like, there's going to be a Tony somewhere.
How's he going to get to it?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
He's Zeggie the Darkey Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodkey.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Iggy pomped there on the Radio hold Arky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
The time is four minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Plenty coming up after five o'clock, including Kezy had an
audition today. He's going to tell us all about that,
and he may need some advice Megan, and as his agent,
I feel compelled to help him out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I guess I do need help.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It was a train I give some reluctant to give
you any advice because we sort of go out for
the same rolls Keezy and I don't need you getting good. Yeah,
that's truly.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Also coming out after hid by the way, I've got
a bit of sleep chat because I'm going.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Through a weirdy four to thirty eight year old stud.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Because I was I thought I was a shilling to
get Big Honkerman number three, but you must have taken
it off for you, Bust.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I was Big Honkermand number one.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh We're Jason was number three.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Welcome back as a bag bones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day tickety booth. This is the Big show
brought to you bo Reburger.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger is redefining
the norm.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, I'm actually amazed, actually, Keezy, that you didn't have
Reburger on your bachelor night last night. Perfect opportunity, get
a burger in you that beautiful fries.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Ah, you and I know we discussed it, you say,
but I just love pizza. I'm a pizza boy.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
So you don't want to deprive your your lovely wife.
The opportunity to share in the reburger. Reburger should be shared.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, I agree with you, actually, Magi.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
And she was like, and if she found out that
I had Reburger without her, yeah, may Honestly, you don't
want to know what would happen.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
She would lose it. Yeah, that's all say about my
wife for the rest of the show.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Well, like, smash the place up.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Let's just park it there, because I know that this
is going to go down some sort of route where
it'll be it'll be detaining and then Pug will clip it.
I put it online and then my wife will see
it and then it'll be like, oh, she'll lose.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It again, She'll lose it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What was she saying there? Yeah, when you do her voice.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Pass, don't use this because I don't want to in trouble,
but she'd be like, oh, we're talking about someone new.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Yeah, my wife just doesn't even care anymore. I can
see like, if you guys ever broke up and it
was a really sort of terrible breakup, I could see
her like, shredding your Tony jacket, it's like the.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Ultimate revenge, Kesy. I think it'll be light.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I was gonna say either.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
That or setting it on fire.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
You have to explain what the hell you're even talking
about to people who have just tuned in your Tony jacket.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
What the hell do you do? That's the true If
you want to know, you're going to have to go
and listen to our sick podcast. We can hear the
whole show. Yes, it comes out every night after seven
thirty because old pag Sam puts it out and we
do a little special one. Don't we keazy of unique content.
We can really get to know.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
The feels absolutely. Now listen, speaking of what.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Are you going to explain the Tony thing or just no?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Look, Keezy brought a new second hand jacket. It's a
cool denim, very nicely pressed jacket, and on it's written
Tony Okay, it's just by.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
A guy who worked for a company whose name was
obviously Tony, because it's got Tony embossed on his left breast,
and because of that, now we've started calling Kezy Tony.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
And cracking up about it like it's the funniest thing
the Big Show's ever done.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
It's up there. Certainly coming on we're going to be
talking auditions. But in the meantime, here's Stone Temple pilots.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Indeed, David Bowie there on the radio, hold ankey Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five
o'clock fell as.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I had another ad audition today good stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Then television commercial.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Sorry, television commercial audition TVC. And I've done a few
of them. It's been a number of months since my
last one, and to be honest, we've discussed it before,
certainly on the podcast outro.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You feel grow like you go into a sterial room.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
You write your name down, you put your height and
your clothing size, then you walk in.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I always used to flag all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Did you Yeah, you get heaps of commercials day?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I did.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Anyway, you do all that, and then you go into
a room with people you don't really know they have
a handicam and then they get you to do silly stuff. Yeah,
same thing, but today it was quite early in the morning,
so I'll be honest, not as onto it in the
morning as I am in the aftern noon. Got in there,
met random guy that I'm doing the scene with. We coming,
we're both playing, we're both going for the same role,
but they get us to do it together, and so
(25:10):
we're trying to out audition one another. Sure, and I
learned my lines. There's only like five lines, really easy.
I'm not going to say what it was for, but
I was essentially like a sales can't Yeah, I was
like a sale of salesperson for a company. Really easy,
nothing to out there, and I just kept forgetting my lines,
like not forgetting, like not thinking the gist of it
(25:31):
and being like it's unlike, seriously, we get to the
bit and then my brain would just do a hard
reset and delete it all out.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Can I just clarify one thing here, please, Keezy, you
were saying that a guy was auditioning with you for
the same role. Yeah, that that is kind of weird,
and so we were.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Turns being the customer, one being the person that works there.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Okay, we're the same part.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
So I was I was playing the person, he was
playing the server, okay, and then vice and then oh
that's you know. We mixed up a few times. And
the two young women who were running it, they were lovely.
They would be like, oh, I don't worry, but I
kept being like, oh my god, I can't remember that.
I just try and keep going, and I couldn't help it.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You got the fear keasy, you've got the fair and
once you get into you went into the white room,
the white fuzz where you're trying to think of the
line and the and the the harder you try, the
mop that comes.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Because and we've discussed this before, but I am happy
on live ready.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't care. I can go on live TV. I
don't care.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I could be on a stage in front of heaps
of people not learning lines, but like you know, m
seeing or hosting.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't give a crap.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
As soon as you get into a room with two
lovely people and a person and a small handicap, all
of a sudden I'm in the white room. Yeah, what
how did what? What do I It's just not for you, man.
Well no I don't want it. No, No, I don't
like I'll call.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
It quit would be another way of putting it. But
how many times is this going to happen before you?
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Just?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Look, I'm going to stop wasting your time. I'm going
to stop wasting my time. Mike.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
I'm glad you're not my agent, all right, because that's
terrible advice.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Well, I'm just trying to say, I mean, Jason, is
your call? Menber I mean, honestly, you've put so much
time into this this guy.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Look, I didn't realize that had happened. Keasy, Clearly, I'm
going to have to make some calls.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I'm clearly going to have to call up the casters
and other casting director and apologize. You don't have to
because I gave you those lines two weeks ago and
it wasn't five lines, it was two lines.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So are you sure it was two weeks ago not
nine pm? Last?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
This is this is this is a horror show for
me because I absolutely busted my balls getting you that audition.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Did you tune.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Up there with two lines and you blow them. I mean,
how do you think that makes me look?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It makes them look like a god damn idiot.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, it makes you look a real fool.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Makes you look like an absolute drongo.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
But look, okay before you cut me, right before you
turfed me out of the industry.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh yeah, because remember I'm still learning. I feel like
there's in a fourth audition. I feel like I should
have more time.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
True, man, you gotta get more time to Thanks. Did
you get loud in the end?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Men?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, well that wouldn't it help. You shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What have you been getting out your year?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Well that just weeks of desperation. Used to be fine
back in the day. You can't get loud any more.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Not in twenty twenty five, keys geez, this is this
is a horror show.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is indeed food Fighters.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
The time is five twenty five now.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Keysy had another audition today for a TVC otherwise known
as a commercial. Yeah, he balls it up. It was
a shocker. He embarrassed himself and my agency. So what
he said is, fellows, could you maybe help me out
with your vast expiren yeah, said situation, and maybe give
me a few tips.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Can I just clarify the lovely ladies who are running it?
They actually said, no, you did a great job. If
you could just stick that one line, you'd be sweet.
And for some reason, my brain started just mixing the
words of the last line up and just put them
in a random order. So I think they liked me,
you know what I mean. I left it with a
good impression.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Well, you've got a great look keys, I've got a
shower in that jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I was wearing the jacket.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I think you're going to get it.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
I'm quietly confident the ones that you think that you've
cocked up the worst are often the ones that you get.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You said that to me. I feel like I've cocked
up every single audition and I haven't got them.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you been on the shortlist?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, there you go a few times. What does that
mean though? What does the shortlist mean?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
It means it means you're down to the last view
and they like what you did. Okay, specifically, though, we
need to figure out your technique in the audition room
because there is a process to it.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Right, Okay, so today for should we run through it? Yeah,
you guys would be able to play the audition. What
are they called casting directors? Yes, so today it was
literally door open. I'm listening in the waiting room listening
to them do this exact thing I'm about to do.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Well, that's a first mistake you're making. Take some headphones
or something. Shut yourself off, get yourself.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
On the zone.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Yeah, you don't want to be hearing other people because
often they can throw you. You hear someone doing the
audition in the room and you go, oh my god,
they're really good, really really good.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I can't do that. You don't want to hear other people. Well,
you know how to do it, but you hear other
people go, oh, that's a good way of doing it.
I'm going to do it like that. Well, you can't
do it like that. Only that person can do it
like that. That's correct, you're right.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I just thought it was good because they were saying
the lines and I could hear, and I was like,
that's right those yeah, yeah right, okay, so put headphones on.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, so let's say you're case dark glasses as well,
leave them on. Yeah, and headphones. How do I hear
when they're calling me in?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Oh you'll know because generally they do come out and
they'll wave it.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yet Yeah, okay, all right, it's okay. So you guys
have smoke a cigarette inside. Yeah, and what's the point
of that it?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Well, you're just cool, you know, the headphones and glasses,
making a cigarette and your jacket there is Tony written
on it.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
And also yeah it gifts off rebel vibes.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, it's cool. But do they want in character?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So I'm already in character.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
If if I was really keen on a part and
I had an audition, I'd be doing a bucky bong
as they were coming out.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So he's smoking illegal drugs.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, it's frown But they would look at me and
go look at this.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Once again? Did you get many commercials?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
So many? Right?
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Okay, okay, so can we just pretend you guys are
the casting director. I'm coming in for you just make
up the productuse. Quite often they did ask me to edlub. Yeah, yes,
so okay, you've called me in, yes, okay, Hi. The
first thing I was good a I'm Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah? Really good? What was your name? I'm Stuart Stuart.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, Hi Chris, I'm going to be doing the camera.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hi. What's your name?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Tony? I like your jacket?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
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Speaker 5 (32:05):
How good? Rage against the Machine there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
But right now it's time fun. This is breaking news.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Yes, it's time for this is breaking news. Fellers spotted
an article international article.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You've been written the paper game.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I haven't read the paper again?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
How many times we have to tell you not to
do that? Are emotional on an upset.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I just feel like we need to be more exterior
focused on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Exterior focus focused.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
So in Bournemouth Crown Court a marine biologist named Emma.
She was charged because she remember Roberts, No, it's not
what the segment is, guys. She's charged with stealing a
live crayfish from the tank of a fish market restaurant
where you can pick your own food out. She grabbed
(33:03):
it out and then ran through it in the ocean. Yeah,
so she said it free the crayfish.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Crayfish are loving it.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Ah, they didn't get an interview with the crayfish to shame.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Boys, check your sauces, Tony. That's all number one, Mike,
stop calling me Tony. Ah yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
So how do you guys feel about this? Because on
one hand, I'm like, oh, well done, she's liberated it.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
But on the other hand, it's like, yeah, crayfish and ummy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Oh they are very yummy.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
When I was in Vietnam, if you go to the
markets there and get a couple of crayfish, no no
joe split in half, sauces all over it on the grill,
fifteen bucks in New Zealand. But getting back to here,
getting back to your point, I'm a really big believer
(33:50):
in killing your own food.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah right, I love it.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
So you know, like you'll go to say a young
char restaurant, Yeah, and they'll have all they'll have the
fish and stuff there.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
I'm not into that they're suffering. So I'll take the
fresh out, smack its head on the table and just
be done with it and eat it, and then eat
it because it'll be fresh airs.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Right, So you like to do the killing though, yes, yeah, right, I.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Think that's important. Yeah, that's important. I've spent in quite
a few years being vegan obviously, born and bred many
many years as a vegan.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Born and bread as vegan. Oh yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I come from a long line of vegans, and we
actually because my uncle's they were. They were sort of
activists more than just living the lifestyle, you know. So
it wasn't just that they didn't want to eat foods
for their own personal beliefs. They didn't think other people
should either, Right, So oftentimes you'd find yourself sort of
(34:49):
going out, you know, you wake it up and get it,
wake up in the middle of the night. Next thing
you know, you've got a balaclava on. You know, you're
down there at the local the zoo that's coming through
the ringling circus there and you're letting out the lions. Yes,
you know, setting the lions free, and that's all well
and good in theory, but you can't do that when
it's right next door to you know, preschool, which was
(35:14):
shut at the time because it's at night, right, Well,
it got shut down because it was just the role plummeted.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yeah, like your intentions.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Were good, yes, but I didn't think it through. Keyzy
and I think that's where things can fall over like
this lady. You know it says in that article that
was a freshwater cray Well, she's just killed it, so
she's going to hell.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, she's that that crayfish has now dyed in agony.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Because it has she threw it into the ocean, slammed
into the side of a fury to do slat, and
then burnt down into burning salt water.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Would actually show with JS, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Welcome Becky miss his backlones. You are listening to the
Big Show, brought to.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
You by Reburger Crave with his street food freshly made
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Speaker 5 (36:09):
Rebig great stuff.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
It's good Save. Do you don't want to you don't
want to like a dress anything?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Or do you feel like I probably should shouldn't I?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Nah? I don't think so? Yeah, Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That sweet as guys Huggin's Rebig. If you tried the chips.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
He's spoken about the chips today.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
No, seriously, do you should? I address you sweet? No,
You're good.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I'd say if you should? If you should before because
I want to be going home fretting about it. In
the car on the way.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
You regardless sucking on a vape there going? Oh god,
that I should I.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Have apologized if you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Listen to the podcast now. Actually I might have a
word with old pug sign. Did the broadcasting standards of
authorready decide.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Whether you've got to apologize for there's no feedback on
the text or anything.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Shut it off? Yeah, look at it?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Okay, good, let me just check that's what the last
text was, Tony Pepperoni nips question.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's true, that's true. True, that's not minding.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Okay, good, Well, it's good.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Sometimes I want people to understand, you know, you're having
a bit of fun.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Well that's right, you know what I mean, and say,
but you're sure? I mean yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I mean I haven't done anything, so why would I
I'm sweet.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Listen, fellas, I've got a golf tourny coming up, and
I want to I've got a few issues with it
that I want to bring up with your next If that's.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
All right, absolutely sounds good.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Such, it's a shid, that is yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Man. It is.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Guns Roses there on the radio Hdarchy Big Show. There's
ay evening. Hey, fellas, do we have time for a
bit of golf chat? Yeah, golf chat with double Bogeye
Mogie four.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I've got a lot of juice out of this thing.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I just love it because we went through a phase
of making that, making sure every sting was hosted by
one of us.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yes, so now that one's not doesn't make any sense
because I played golf once.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Now, fellows, I'm going to punish it. It's not really
about golf. I've got my first ever golf I've got
my first ever golf.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Tournament on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Sounds like it's about golf.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And I was sent through all the rules for this
particular tournament. No cheating, no cheating basically. Now, I've also
been sent through who I'm going to be playing my
round with and can I and I don't want to
name names here and I'm not going to, Okay, but
let's just say one of the people that I'm doing
I'm doing the round with Breakfast Radio on the station.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Now, Jimy is busy. Jerry couldn't make it a Jerry
couldn't make it.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Yeah, Now this particular person, can I how do I
put this?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Is a cheating bastard.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
This particular person is very loose on the scoring front.
For example, you might be playing a par four. He'll
get a lazy eight and put it down as a
solid six.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Well, I don't know if that's I don't know's.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I mean he's a filthy cheat the.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Way he does it because he genuinely hit me up
and was upset about this. This person who won't name he.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Does breakfast radio show on the show on the station Jerry.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
What he does is if he hits the ball out
of bounds, he'll just added it. He was just okay,
I just had another shot and add one. That's actually
adding two. So he'll be like, oh yeah, cool, I
got a seven. But actually I was like, but I
don't want to be the guys who actually.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Got an eight.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
But Jason, Jason is playing in a tournament where that
all comes into it.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
And there's prizes and meat packs and all sorts to
be one. Now, the question I have is do I
call it out if I see it, or do I
just carry on and play by the.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Rules for it? Joe, Well, I think the by and
you'll leave to the rules to the stewards. There'll be
stewards that line the course and they'll be keeping an
eye on all the players, and you could just have
a word, just say, okay, keep a close eye on
this bastard over here, would you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You know what you could do it?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
I just thought because you know, you're in groups of three,
and I was supposed to be in this tournament too,
but I've got to stagger you on. You could talk
to your third person, as long as it's not someone
that you've rhymed in any way by stealing all of
their chips constantly every day for the last like three months,
I reckon, they'll back you up.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Who is your third person?
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Well, he's a cheating bastard as well as Lane, but
he can give it and just John Jerry Jerry Wells,
by the way, very good golfer.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
He is playing keys, he is actually playing he's another group.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
He's also a cheating bastard, but he it by the law,
so he'll go Pillows. Look, I'm actually able to move
this board to a better position here. You're allowed to
do that because of blah blah blah and blah. And
he'll blind you with the law. You know what I mean,
and Keyesy and I will go, oh, okay, well if
(41:18):
that's them.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Well, it's sort of like in scrabble, isn't it when
someone plays a word and you don't know whether you
should challenge it or not, and the other persons so
confident that it is a word that you don't challenge,
but it's not a word. They are cheating bastards.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yr Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I just I just don't know whether I he's not
in my group, by the way, he's ahead of me.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
No, you've got glim in the art, Anonymous. Yes, I
think what you do is just cheat as well.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
If that cheating, okay, yeah, good, you cheat with a
clear conscience, with a clear conscience and take home the prizes.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Oh yeah, if with any luck the wavelets and chips
steal the chips, you win the prize for the biggest Honkers.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
No cheating required, Brother.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Queens of the Stone Age. Here on the Radio Honarkey
Big Show this Wednesday evening. No exciting news for all
you cricket fans out there.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The Black Clash is back.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Baby. The Black Clash is back, baby right the Hot.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Spring SPA two twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook.
It's happening January seventeenth. It's always a good start to
the year. The big show comes back for that week
holidays holiday and we're into it. We're at the Black
Clash or in the hot tub. Jase is on the
mic to two billion people worldwide.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Wow, we'll see in that regard. Everything's up in the year,
isn't It's all up in the air. Even next year
has happened.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
They we don't know. We just don't know. It's a
long time away. But listen, it is one hell of
a good night out.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
It certainly is, Jace. Pre sale will be happening soon.
But you can sign up now and get the alert
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It sells out every year. It's a huge event. Fifty
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Speaker 7 (43:15):
A legend.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
They call him mister crick Mister Cricket, Who is it?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
What do they call him?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Mister crick.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Mike Cassey.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Mike Cassi is correct ding ding ding and also up
against him another one of the wild cards. They call
him the sexy camera.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
They do?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Oh soothe Tim So this seems crazy. He's still very
much in formed.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
And I think he's actually time level form. He's actually
helping coach the English side.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
He's been I think he's been over. Actually he's playing
in the one hundred competition in English at a moment. Yeah,
he's got to Trent Bolt on his side. There's a
whole there's a listening of Kiwis in there. Coach by
Daniel Vittoria. I think, well maybe McCallum one of them.
So anyway, it's just a big piss drinking exercise what
I can understand. But he'll be highly competitive. I can
(44:05):
tell you that he takes his cricket very seriously. Of course.
Michael Hassi hell of a player, one of the few
likable Australians that's ever walked the earth.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Terrible commentator, that's a fact.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
What would you say is average wasn't test there, Jase.
I would actually argue probably in the fifties. You'd be right,
fifty one point five to two. Yes, across seventy nine
tests and six thousand, two hundred runs and across as
one hundred and eighty five odios. What would you say there,
I don't know. Forties yeah, forty eight point one point
five And yeah he is. He is a hell of
(44:37):
a player.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
And he was one of those guys Mogi who took
ages to get into the Australian side, and everyone was
always going, what about this Mike Hassei and he never
got a chance, And then when he did, he grabbed
it by the bullus.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He grabbed it with both hands keys, and that was
the opportunity was so big. He grabbed it with both hands.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Right, like a man eine Mogi eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
And then I'm sitting there watching Jake's double first those chips.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah right, okay, so I'm imagining you eating a bag
of chips and Jason's reaching it.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
And yeah, he's trying to do first because he thinks
he's never going to see another chip in his life. Yes, Mike,
they called Jame's mister Chips. Yeah, they called Mike mister.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Is there where he got his nickname eating chips?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
But tell you what, bo will great ground, good evening,
so make sure you get involved.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
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Speaker 2 (45:36):
Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
The Doors there on the Radio Hole Narkey Big Show
this Wednesday evening. As I'm lulled into a state of
calm with the end of that song, let's give out
some advice.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Fellas with the fellow do we think we might be
ruining that stinger ebit by just sort of randomly singing.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
While I am doing it properly. I'll just say that
I'm singing it nicely. Mogi sounds like it again he's
having a stroke. That's all I'm gonna say on it easy.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
All right.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
I just just we should think about maybe well, I
think these things they naturally grow and change, evol Can
I say that, Yeah, you can say.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
And I can also say that I absolutely love that song.
That's my favorite song.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Ever Wow, get a fellows from Anonymous. By the way,
if you listen, you know what we're talking about. We
have an email Anonymous chet, don't you We have an
email address. It's called meet Patti Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. You can email us at any time
get free advice that is one hundred percent anonymous unless
you don't want it to be. Say that you don't
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(46:55):
he gets read out on the podcast or the radio,
you get a fifty dollars reeburg about you get a
fella's anonymous here. I have a close mate in Scotland
who's managed to secure tickets to all three of the
All Blacks End of Year two games in the UK,
playing Scotland, England and Wales. I've been told I'd have
to pay for said tickets to each games each game,
but if I can get myself over there, I would
have free accommodation sorted for the majority of the three
(47:17):
week trip throughout the UK. Okay, after hearing Kezy and
Mogi regale Us on the European Adventures, I feel like
I simply must take this opportunity. The one issue I
faces I'm scheduled to have a knee surgery six days
prior and to my required takeoff date, a torn meniscus
and MCL so he would be pretty much a mobile
(47:39):
will be very difficult getting around. If I decide to
pull out of the surgery, the cost will not be
covered and I will likely it will likely cost me
an astronomical amount down the line. I have the ability
to cover the expenses of the UK trip and I
would be on ACCS and leave wouldn't be an issue. Right,
help me out here, any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
What should I do? What kind of knee surgery?
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Ellen?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Meniscus?
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Right, so he's torn it badly obviously, like maybe a
footy injury or.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Basket And he's saying six.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Days prior to going on like a twenty four hour year.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
So, but he's also saying if he doesn't do it,
then then he's going to have to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, he gets funded now if he goes Yeah, right,
but it's not if he doesn't be canceled.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, you'll be on crutches,
wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah you would two to six weeks.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
And from what you guys were telling me, there's a
lot of cobbled streets in Europe, not even.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Surfaces, not where he's going Wales.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, you Spain.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
One thing you're going to learn, Jase's the difference for
UK and Europe. And you'll learn that when you go
over there next year.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah. It's a tricky one, isn't it. Yeah, I mean, look,
you don't get these opportunities often do you have free accommodation?
But also and how often do you get to see
the all Blacks get pumped by Scotland, England and Wales.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
That's true, yeah, but you also just don't you just
don't want to put is having that situation if you're
in a fair amount of pain.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Oh you'll be right and on medication and stuff exactly.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
But feel a thing. You got to get yourself a
good you got to get yourself a good seat. We
can extend your league out yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Sure, right, so you're suggesting that, okay.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Because what you guys were telling me, because you're having
a stopovers too, which are usually between eight and sixteen.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
He's got like a two hour one.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
A right, Oh lucky bastard. That you just do it,
do it, pop the pearls and get over there.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, I mean taking a doctor's advice unless he disagrees
with us.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, what are you going to listen.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
To the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hierarchy.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's a big
show done and dun said for your Wednesday night.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
What a joy it's been as well.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
We've well we may have taken a few steps too
far Old Hoidy J in particular, but that's just part
of live radio Now on the podcast out Trade Today,
which is bonus material. What's the clip today, Keezy?
Speaker 6 (50:12):
This bonus material comes out at seven thirty tonight search
Hoducky Big Show where we get your potties from?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
This one is about my stag mate apparently.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
So I know one person really well, he's my best
mate down in christ it's there who I go and
I have a hot tub with I'm having a feel yeah,
and I'm banging him on the side.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Did you hear that clip that.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
You real piece of ship punk'st I said it like
that in hopes that you wouldn't clip it off.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
He clips it off?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
He just does as he's told. Man.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
He is more than that man.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
And I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
It's it's there's no judgment or you know, I'm j
I think it's great that you're open about it.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
When I say I'm.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
Banging it, I'm like being sarcastic. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
do you know what sarcasm is?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yes? I do. I don't.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Go and check out the podcast, Go and check out
the Instagram account too, and we go, and I haven't
We check some stuff on Facebook and YouTube as well.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yes, the way it works, Jason.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
You've got radioho Ducky as a Facebook page, but The
Big Show has its own Instagram.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
And Pugs actually did just chuck together a new Instagram
clip which is up on our page.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Now.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
It's me and Mogi making European itinery for haughty j
oh I really condemn speak it on Instagram, Bucky Big Show?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
How good?
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Yum, MOGGI Ustaalian has life.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You're going pretty grass man. It's good. You're a mad
dog man. You know that, Yes I do. I was
out in the kitchen before and I hear some people
saying that you're a six son of a bee and
I couldn't agree more with them.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's very hard for me to
argue with that I'm a sixth son of a bee.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, everyone's been talking about it.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I'll tell you what. You're looking very very koifed and
waxed today. Keezy, got a shave going on, looking got
a bit of a glow on. You're looking healthy and
but you look like a bit of a stallion today.
Do what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Thanks fellas. You know what I've decided to do. I
had a shave right, got my new jacket on. Yeah,
is that your National Audio and Video jacket?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's it's a secondhand it's an op shop jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I mean you found it on the road, didn't you.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
You're saying it's his National Video Industries and it's got
Tony written on the other side.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I have no idea what it is. I've googled it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm sorry about that, man, We've we've This is probably
the third time you've worn that and at no point
have we started calling you Tony And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What I love about you know, your second hand stuff
that you buy and the o op shop sort of stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
As opposed to the stuff you buy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's always immaculate, you know what I mean. It's not
like I think.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I'm sorry, it's a bit a bit rough and really
and manly, but everything is just pristine and pressed.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, the thing about Tony is he looks after his stuff. Yeah,
that's true, he must have done.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I don't go to the op shop and buy dirty
shit clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, Well, I look at.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Pugs and studio b for example, because he loves the
op shop shop and he looks like a piece of work.
It looks like, yeah, he's been on the street for
ten years. But you know what I mean Like this,
it's a look. I guess I'd say, chill out, Tony.
You don't have to take it personally, Yeah, totally, man.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Mogi, this whole tony thing's not going to take off.
Head us up on three four eight three. If this
whole tony thing is going to take off, why not. Hey,
we've got a hell of a show today, fellows. We
listen up everybody today. Jays, you're going to be talking
about playing in the golf tournament. Man, you're a little
bit worried about it because you're terrified of making friends
with strangers. And of course we're going to have another
(02:50):
opportunity for people to get into our swingers club. We're
off to Fi g Yeah, and the Easy the mad Dog,
he's got a stagdo coming up and he's terrified of
making free with strangers.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So you're talking about the.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Next I don't like this whole Moggi's gonna tease what's
coming up?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Thing we're doing.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Here's wheeze out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Push there this Wednesday afternoon. The time is for twelve.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Moggi's cracking up because people think it's funny and you
should start calling me Tony because.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
That's what's on jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Sam's sticks through three, four oh three, The Big Show
with tones.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah cool man, that's so cool for those who just
joined us. I bought a secondhand jacket and has Tony
written on the front.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's on now.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Moggi thinks it's funny to call me Tony. It's it's
good stuff. I do have a dilemma, failers.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh yes, are you on the horns of a dilemma?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Change your name to Tony Mogi.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I'm on the horns of a dilemma. I have a
stag do this weekend. All right, Okay, it's a stag doo.
It's a two night a two days. It's a biggie.
It's down south and I've been sent through all the
details and stuff. Just checking it all now that we
were staying that sort of thing. Just have wrapped my
head around things. Big place. Twenty blokes, Yeah, ten bids,
(04:11):
ten double bids. Yes, so I will have to share
a bid with someone. I don't really know everyone all
that well. So basically what I want to do is
on the first day. This Friday, by the way, is
the first day, so I won't be here, but I'll
be trying to, like, you know, try and match up
with someone to be my potential bid mate. Friday Sunday night,
Friday Saturday night.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, are you going down as Chres or Tony?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Chris chance? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, I've just love that and I was asking if
I would go this Chris or Tony. So so the
deliver is keasy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're going down there?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's twenty dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do want to repeat them.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
He and Tin got in ten beads.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
My queestion to you, Keezy, is you going on a
steak due? Why have you got any beards at all?
Nobody should be sleeping. It should just be going. You
get down there, you start, you don't stop, you get
on the plane, you come home. The beards are simples
to requirements. Check them on the lawn.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
But like, yeah, that's great, but I don't like I
don't have the I don't think I've got the stamina.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Of course you do, Tony you're a mad bastard, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Do you want to just sort of do the rest
of the show and I'll just be in studio d
it's not very funny.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
We'll get back to this because there's some important thing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Here comes your man the Pixies there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
twenty two, and old Keezy got a bit of a
dilemma on his hands. He's coming away for a stag
do on the Friday. It's a two dayer. It's a
two day stag d There's twenty dudes, dude, and only
(06:27):
ten beds.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
O ten doubles.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It feels like this guy is doing this on purpose.
Doesn't feel like an accident. Yeah, you see what I'm
saying now. If I was doing a stag do, I
would make sure that there was enough accommodation for everybody.
Gain you're not eighteen, yeah, mid thirties. Everybody needs their
own bed. Yeah, it feels like this is going to
be a ho of a weekend there for you Tony Man. Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Also, if you've just joined us, a crucial piece of
the puzzle is Mike and Jays are laughing more than
they've laughed at anything, because they've decided my new name
is Tony because my shirt has Tony written on your
jacket and apparently that like, we work hard every day
to come up with ideas for the radio, and this
is the most you've laughed at something.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Sometimes things full in your lap, Tony. It's like a
gift from the gods, gift for the gods.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Chris has got Tony written on his shirt. Sold there that.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Along with your floaters, of course. But listen, let's get
back to the ste at hand here, Yes please, because
Mogie actually off here, Yes, had a brilliant suggestion.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, yeah, the trick. The trick is what you've got
to do is identify the big notor in the group,
the guy that's going to be leading all that. He's
going to be going drinking games, He's going to be
somebody that's a massive campaigner and it's going to get
first night fever and doesn't want to want to go
to bed. So you've got to find out who that is.
Now through you've probably got to watchapp chat or something
(07:54):
like that, find out who that is, and then you
partner up with that guy. That guy will be away
all night long. You can get a really great sleep,
right and just be a champion all day the second day, yeah,
because I don't think you go well day two on
the hammer.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well that's the problem, the risk to day.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, so you and also your advice was to have
a decent one Friday, but don't go hard. Yes, go
hard Saturday responsibly obviously, Yes, but what about if the
guy I choose as a massive campaigner, what if on
the Saturday he's out of gas and he is.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
In the bed.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, yes, well yeah, that's the rest of you take.
You've just got to choose your night. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Well I think you know, if you've had the nice
night the night before where you've got some sleep keasy,
then you then you become the campaigner. On the Saturday,
you're not going to you're not going to bed anyway
or night.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
When you go hardcore, you fire truck your bed and
then no one else wants to sleep in it.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yes, yeah, like if you were to shat the bed,
for example, no one else is stepping into that film.
That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Sleecret as well as you go in there and you
talk about yourself and the third person, the sleekret, the
sleecret is, ye're right. And so you just get everybody around.
Everyone's having nice time, a few beersn't it, and you
just tell everyone to shut up, and you just like, hey,
just a word to the wise. Tony er no bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Soon as you said in third person, I was like,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I'm gonna be referred to as Tony in this one.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
But and also, you know, as as Mogie suggested to
his first suggestion, because I'll be honest, it's been a
long time since I've done a stag, do you just
don't land the plane at all? Tony?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
What if I ingratiate myself to the group, Yes, by
offering free puncture repairs.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
At any of my stores nationwide.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You could do that, key. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
The nice thing about the nice thing about you going
is Tony, I'm not going, okay, yes, is that it
gives you a certain anonymity.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It does.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yes, you know, you can make an absolute tit and
ass of yourself, shot the bed, all that sort of stuff,
and even I will go, what about that Tony feeler.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Do you think me going but wearing a jacket with
Tony written on it is enough for them to forget
who I am?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Really yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, make an absolute Tony of yourself.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Then the Hanarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Swingers Club is back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Bull aka not far away now feeling, I don't know
what it is about you just feels racist, does it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I don't know what it is?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So, Jace, can you say it?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Buller?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Racism alert?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Racism alert Bullivan aka Okay, so's is Jace?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Bull racism alert? Racism? Isn't it weird?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Because it just triggers automatically. It's definitely not me playing it.
I think it reads subtext. Yes, it's so weird. Get
a Ellie House Live, Ellen, You're good?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Hi? How are you going?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm girl?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah? Good things? What do you do for a cross Ellie?
I'm a project coordinator.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Or more like a huh Ellie from Wellie. Do you
play golf?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I've played a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I played a probably a bit more many golf.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, I could go practice at the driving crank.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah. And the thing is too Ellie. I mean you
don't have to play golf.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, I mean it's a golf trip, but sure, yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
She could just chill out by the poll of a
few cocktails, go to the beach, go to the buffet,
just chill Ellie.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
But no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
No, But Ellie would have to play a game of
golf with this because we're there to play golf.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, you would. It's a swingers club after all.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a swingers club. You're okay with that, Ellie.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I'm totally okay. It'll be fun. Who would you take
with you, Elie?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
My school fem probably, But I don't think she's going
to play golf, that's all right? Yeah right, okay, we'll
pee you with pugs and mogi. It should be about even.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, I played, I've played once in the last twenty years. Early,
I think you'd be all right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, per good sounds beautiful.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
All are you down the line and old Pakstan will
take care of you in line.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
B there and king your man?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
How's life?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good? Guys?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Good going to.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Don't playing no goolun We have fun, but that'll do.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Karen Man, do you what do you do for a crust?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Brother, I work for a joinery company and the office
during the pricing.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Tell me, Karen, do you like having a bit of
a whack on the golf course?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Don't mind that at all, Jason, Yeah, nice. Nicest place
so I played was in core Kora looking at over
the South Bay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hell good Man, Well there'll be a hellhole compared to brother. Yeah.
Who would you bring with you?
Speaker 8 (13:10):
Well, he made up your bread. He loves his golf,
so I'd have to grab him and take him on
a road trip with us.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah sounds good, mate, that sounds good, really good. We
used to down the line as well here and then
packs amill sort you out or I am hey, fellows.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Let's see one more assure you.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
So people are so keen on this, that's soaking So
let's go to I'm just gonna go. Walter, good Walter,
your mad Bassett?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
How's life not bad?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? Good things? What do you do for a crust Walter?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah? Yeah, tell me what do you like having a
bit of a whack on the golf course?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, I don't mind a little bit of swinging.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, who would you take with your walter.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Probably one of my mate yeah probably yes, yeah yeah sweet,
could only make you sound the line as well, and
pak Sam will take here, no worries, yeah right over, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, don't forget.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
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It's all thanks to I made to the Intercontinental Fiji
Golf Resort and Spa. So we'll be playing golf, we'll
be having a few responsibles, and then we'll be sparring.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
If you guys want to spa message.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh yes, organized, I don't like people touching.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Me really yeah, but you're so handsy with every Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, I don't mind my wife touching me right, but
no one else.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Fiji where happiness comes naturally. Can't wait, fellas.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
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Speaker 5 (14:50):
Great Tom Pitty there on the Radio Hodeki Big Show.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Just got a text pieces it's come through here on
three four eight three. Here, fellas, good afternoon. This is
Janine sending a text. If the person who called Janine
was Jeremy, I apologized that I missed the call three times.
I was in the library having book chat for one
hour and could not take the call. Have a good
night cheers from Janine.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Texting all the time. Yeah, she's do you wanted to
chat TV?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah? Why not.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
With Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Hey, I'll tell you watch. I watched a hell of
the movie last night. Field. They're on Netflix. Field.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's called the Thursday Murder Class having Mogi's having some
kind of stroll.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Were a minute and we haven't started talking about TV yet.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The third one. I'm trying. You guys are talking all
over it. You got a hell of an attitude, Tony.
I'll tell you what. The Thursday Murder Club. A couple
of Academy Award winners in there. You've got your Ben Kingsley,
you've got your Helen Mirren, Great Pierce Brosnan Academy Award nominee.
It is Elizabeth Joyce, Ibraham and Ron spend their retirement
(16:19):
studying old crimes until a death on their doorstep entangles
them in a brand new murder case. So they're old
folks living in an old folks home. Good lust fifteen
minutes and it's atter garbage, the worst kind of garbage.
Amazing what people will stoop to Netflix must have been
paying a hell of a lot of money to do this.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because it's like front and center whenever you go onto
Netflix's Thursday.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Man, that's right there, and it is as bad as
it looks, don't really You know who will love it? Actually,
your missus will love it. CAZy and my grandmother's would
love it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Is it like lighthearted easy to watch?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, it should be, but it's just annoying, Like it
was so like we were completely prepared to watch it
knowing what it was going to be. MIDI mystery mildly
amusing teams at heartwarming stuff and all that. It was
just acid, just not good. But you think my wife
would like it? Am, Well, it's not too violent. And
(17:15):
I tell you what, Pierce Brosin is easy on the eye.
Can I just say?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
And I want to make this observation And I said
it to my wife funnily enough last night. Is it
my imagination or was Pierce Brosnin and Helen Mirren and
everything all of a.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Sudden, Well it was just at one other show modeling, Well,
I yeah, I watched another.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
There was another one that I saw, another two I
saw last night when we were fucking true and they
hit both of them on this interesting anyway him to
have I've got to talk about this because it was
appallingly bad and it's one of your favorite shows, A
Place in the Sun. I got home.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Whose favorite show?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
I'll say, you guys love it, But it was just
so I was watching it and it was absolute doozy.
Because this couple who were over in Spain looking to
buy a little holiday home. Their budget was seventy thousand pounds, right.
They wanted something by the sea with the pool, a
minimum of two bedrooms and some space out the back. Yeah,
(18:14):
and they and they went to all these shiit holes
everywhere and oh no, did they give it like a
piece of a concrete.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Overlook all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
And the woman that was trying to sell them the
stuff was going, well, look, obviously, with seventy thousand dollars
as your budget, you're going to have to compromise. But
they just weren't prepared to compromise. And it was like
I just slapped them in the face and tell them
to pets off, yeah, because it was stupid. And then
I watched slow Horses and that was really good.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Nice man, how many buzzies out of five would you
give a place in the sun on a loving chin.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
That particular episode four and a half Bussies, because that really.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Got to me.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I saw it was good, still good, it.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Was great stuff, emotional reaction.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I was fired up at the end of it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I watched last night. It was a bachelor night for me.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That's right, MEGANE just checked how long we've been talking.
As soon as I started going because your last so
started watching an old Anthony Boord day episode of what's
it called Parts Unknown? Yes, they're all on YouTube. They're
really cool. Watched one on Columbia. I was, oh, interesting
Columbia and it was a really interesting part because he
(19:21):
hopped on this old plane flew to this place in
the bush which was completely run by drug money. Like
before the drug money had left, the cartails had been
sent out. The army now controlled it. The entire population
now it had like no jobs. Everyone had moved away
and no because the drug economy ran it all. And
they were discussing drugs and the impact and he was
literally like, you know, if there was no cocaine, what
(19:43):
would it look like? And they were like, it would
be so much better if we could just stop Americans
from buying the cocaine. He's like, well, as a recovering
coke addict, it's not that easy. And there's like, yeah,
I started talking about crack and he was like, well,
I used to be at crackhead and I'm telling you
it's not that easy.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
The thing with drugs are addictive keys out man.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
But Anthony Bourdain straight up admitting to being a crackhead
and a recovering coke.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Atte Well, it's already a middle in his book, isn't he.
So I've seen that episode. I don't know the one
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Which is interesting. You know, it's very cool that he
would have done that.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
It sounds like a hell of a night. And I'm
just picturing old Kezy. They're sitting on the couch watching
an Anthony Bourdain episodes, eating pizza, wearing his Tony jacket
and nothing else.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I was like, there's going to be a Tony somewhere.
How's he going to get to it?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
He's Zeggie the Darkey Big Show weekdays from four on
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Speaker 5 (20:35):
Iggy pomped there on the Radio hold Arky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
The time is four minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Plenty coming up after five o'clock, including Kezy had an
audition today. He's going to tell us all about that,
and he may need some advice Megan, and as his agent,
I feel compelled to help him out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I guess I do need help.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It was a train I give some reluctant to give
you any advice because we sort of go out for
the same rolls Keezy and I don't need you getting good. Yeah,
that's truly.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Also coming out after hid by the way, I've got
a bit of sleep chat because I'm going.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Through a weirdy four to thirty eight year old stud.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Because I was I thought I was a shilling to
get Big Honkerman number three, but you must have taken
it off for you, Bust.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I was Big Honkermand number one.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh We're Jason was number three.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
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your hump day tickety booth. This is the Big show
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Speaker 6 (21:36):
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Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, I'm actually amazed, actually, Keezy, that you didn't have
Reburger on your bachelor night last night. Perfect opportunity, get
a burger in you that beautiful fries.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Ah, you and I know we discussed it, you say,
but I just love pizza. I'm a pizza boy.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
So you don't want to deprive your your lovely wife.
The opportunity to share in the reburger. Reburger should be shared.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, I agree with you, actually, Magi.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
And she was like, and if she found out that
I had Reburger without her, yeah, may Honestly, you don't
want to know what would happen.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
She would lose it. Yeah, that's all say about my
wife for the rest of the show.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Well, like, smash the place up.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Let's just park it there, because I know that this
is going to go down some sort of route where
it'll be it'll be detaining and then Pug will clip it.
I put it online and then my wife will see
it and then it'll be like, oh, she'll lose.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It again, She'll lose it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What was she saying there? Yeah, when you do her voice.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Pass, don't use this because I don't want to in trouble,
but she'd be like, oh, we're talking about someone new.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Yeah, my wife just doesn't even care anymore. I can
see like, if you guys ever broke up and it
was a really sort of terrible breakup, I could see
her like, shredding your Tony jacket, it's like the.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Ultimate revenge, Kesy. I think it'll be light.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I was gonna say either.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
That or setting it on fire.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
You have to explain what the hell you're even talking
about to people who have just tuned in your Tony jacket.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
What the hell do you do? That's the true If
you want to know, you're going to have to go
and listen to our sick podcast. We can hear the
whole show. Yes, it comes out every night after seven
thirty because old pag Sam puts it out and we
do a little special one. Don't we keazy of unique content.
We can really get to know.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
The feels absolutely. Now listen, speaking of what.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Are you going to explain the Tony thing or just no?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Look, Keezy brought a new second hand jacket. It's a
cool denim, very nicely pressed jacket, and on it's written
Tony Okay, it's just by.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
A guy who worked for a company whose name was
obviously Tony, because it's got Tony embossed on his left breast,
and because of that, now we've started calling Kezy Tony.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
And cracking up about it like it's the funniest thing
the Big Show's ever done.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
It's up there. Certainly coming on we're going to be
talking auditions. But in the meantime, here's Stone Temple pilots.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
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Speaker 5 (24:09):
Indeed, David Bowie there on the radio, hold ankey Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five
o'clock fell as.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I had another ad audition today good stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Then television commercial.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Sorry, television commercial audition TVC. And I've done a few
of them. It's been a number of months since my
last one, and to be honest, we've discussed it before,
certainly on the podcast outro.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You feel grow like you go into a sterial room.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
You write your name down, you put your height and
your clothing size, then you walk in.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I always used to flag all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Did you Yeah, you get heaps of commercials day?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I did.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Anyway, you do all that, and then you go into
a room with people you don't really know they have
a handicam and then they get you to do silly stuff. Yeah,
same thing, but today it was quite early in the morning,
so I'll be honest, not as onto it in the
morning as I am in the aftern noon. Got in there,
met random guy that I'm doing the scene with. We coming,
we're both playing, we're both going for the same role,
but they get us to do it together, and so
(25:10):
we're trying to out audition one another. Sure, and I
learned my lines. There's only like five lines, really easy.
I'm not going to say what it was for, but
I was essentially like a sales can't Yeah, I was
like a sale of salesperson for a company. Really easy,
nothing to out there, and I just kept forgetting my lines,
like not forgetting, like not thinking the gist of it
(25:31):
and being like it's unlike, seriously, we get to the
bit and then my brain would just do a hard
reset and delete it all out.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Can I just clarify one thing here, please, Keezy, you
were saying that a guy was auditioning with you for
the same role. Yeah, that that is kind of weird,
and so we were.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Turns being the customer, one being the person that works there.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Okay, we're the same part.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
So I was I was playing the person, he was
playing the server, okay, and then vice and then oh
that's you know. We mixed up a few times. And
the two young women who were running it, they were lovely.
They would be like, oh, I don't worry, but I
kept being like, oh my god, I can't remember that.
I just try and keep going, and I couldn't help it.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You got the fear keasy, you've got the fair and
once you get into you went into the white room,
the white fuzz where you're trying to think of the
line and the and the the harder you try, the
mop that comes.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Because and we've discussed this before, but I am happy
on live ready.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't care. I can go on live TV. I
don't care.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I could be on a stage in front of heaps
of people not learning lines, but like you know, m
seeing or hosting.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't give a crap.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
As soon as you get into a room with two
lovely people and a person and a small handicap, all
of a sudden I'm in the white room. Yeah, what
how did what? What do I It's just not for you, man.
Well no I don't want it. No, No, I don't
like I'll call.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
It quit would be another way of putting it. But
how many times is this going to happen before you?
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Just?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Look, I'm going to stop wasting your time. I'm going
to stop wasting my time. Mike.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
I'm glad you're not my agent, all right, because that's
terrible advice.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Well, I'm just trying to say, I mean, Jason, is
your call? Menber I mean, honestly, you've put so much
time into this this guy.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Look, I didn't realize that had happened. Keasy, Clearly, I'm
going to have to make some calls.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I'm clearly going to have to call up the casters
and other casting director and apologize. You don't have to
because I gave you those lines two weeks ago and
it wasn't five lines, it was two lines.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So are you sure it was two weeks ago not
nine pm? Last?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
This is this is this is a horror show for
me because I absolutely busted my balls getting you that audition.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Did you tune.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Up there with two lines and you blow them. I mean,
how do you think that makes me look?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It makes them look like a god damn idiot.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, it makes you look a real fool.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Makes you look like an absolute drongo.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
But look, okay before you cut me, right before you
turfed me out of the industry.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh yeah, because remember I'm still learning. I feel like
there's in a fourth audition. I feel like I should
have more time.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
True, man, you gotta get more time to Thanks. Did
you get loud in the end?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Men?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, well that wouldn't it help. You shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What have you been getting out your year?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Well that just weeks of desperation. Used to be fine
back in the day. You can't get loud any more.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Not in twenty twenty five, keys geez, this is this
is a horror show.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is indeed food Fighters.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
The time is five twenty five now.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Keysy had another audition today for a TVC otherwise known
as a commercial. Yeah, he balls it up. It was
a shocker. He embarrassed himself and my agency. So what
he said is, fellows, could you maybe help me out
with your vast expiren yeah, said situation, and maybe give
me a few tips.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Can I just clarify the lovely ladies who are running it?
They actually said, no, you did a great job. If
you could just stick that one line, you'd be sweet.
And for some reason, my brain started just mixing the
words of the last line up and just put them
in a random order. So I think they liked me,
you know what I mean. I left it with a
good impression.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Well, you've got a great look keys, I've got a
shower in that jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I was wearing the jacket.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I think you're going to get it.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
I'm quietly confident the ones that you think that you've
cocked up the worst are often the ones that you get.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You said that to me. I feel like I've cocked
up every single audition and I haven't got them.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you been on the shortlist?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, there you go a few times. What does that
mean though? What does the shortlist mean?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
It means it means you're down to the last view
and they like what you did. Okay, specifically, though, we
need to figure out your technique in the audition room
because there is a process to it.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Right, Okay, so today for should we run through it? Yeah,
you guys would be able to play the audition. What
are they called casting directors? Yes, so today it was
literally door open. I'm listening in the waiting room listening
to them do this exact thing I'm about to do.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Well, that's a first mistake you're making. Take some headphones
or something. Shut yourself off, get yourself.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
On the zone.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Yeah, you don't want to be hearing other people because
often they can throw you. You hear someone doing the
audition in the room and you go, oh my god,
they're really good, really really good.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I can't do that. You don't want to hear other people. Well,
you know how to do it, but you hear other
people go, oh, that's a good way of doing it.
I'm going to do it like that. Well, you can't
do it like that. Only that person can do it
like that. That's correct, you're right.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I just thought it was good because they were saying
the lines and I could hear, and I was like,
that's right those yeah, yeah right, okay, so put headphones on.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, so let's say you're case dark glasses as well,
leave them on. Yeah, and headphones. How do I hear
when they're calling me in?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Oh you'll know because generally they do come out and
they'll wave it.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yet Yeah, okay, all right, it's okay. So you guys
have smoke a cigarette inside. Yeah, and what's the point
of that it?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Well, you're just cool, you know, the headphones and glasses,
making a cigarette and your jacket there is Tony written
on it.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
And also yeah it gifts off rebel vibes.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, it's cool. But do they want in character?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So I'm already in character.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
If if I was really keen on a part and
I had an audition, I'd be doing a bucky bong
as they were coming out.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So he's smoking illegal drugs.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, it's frown But they would look at me and
go look at this.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Once again? Did you get many commercials?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
So many? Right?
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Okay, okay, so can we just pretend you guys are
the casting director. I'm coming in for you just make
up the productuse. Quite often they did ask me to edlub. Yeah, yes,
so okay, you've called me in, yes, okay, Hi. The
first thing I was good a I'm Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah? Really good? What was your name? I'm Stuart Stuart.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, Hi Chris, I'm going to be doing the camera.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hi. What's your name?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Tony? I like your jacket?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
How good? Rage against the Machine there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
But right now it's time fun. This is breaking news.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Yes, it's time for this is breaking news. Fellers spotted
an article international article.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You've been written the paper game.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I haven't read the paper again?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
How many times we have to tell you not to
do that? Are emotional on an upset.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I just feel like we need to be more exterior
focused on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Exterior focus focused.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
So in Bournemouth Crown Court a marine biologist named Emma.
She was charged because she remember Roberts, No, it's not
what the segment is, guys. She's charged with stealing a
live crayfish from the tank of a fish market restaurant
where you can pick your own food out. She grabbed
(33:03):
it out and then ran through it in the ocean. Yeah,
so she said it free the crayfish.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Crayfish are loving it.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Ah, they didn't get an interview with the crayfish to shame.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Boys, check your sauces, Tony. That's all number one, Mike,
stop calling me Tony. Ah yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
So how do you guys feel about this? Because on
one hand, I'm like, oh, well done, she's liberated it.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
But on the other hand, it's like, yeah, crayfish and ummy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Oh they are very yummy.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
When I was in Vietnam, if you go to the
markets there and get a couple of crayfish, no no
joe split in half, sauces all over it on the grill,
fifteen bucks in New Zealand. But getting back to here,
getting back to your point, I'm a really big believer
(33:50):
in killing your own food.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah right, I love it.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
So you know, like you'll go to say a young
char restaurant, Yeah, and they'll have all they'll have the
fish and stuff there.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
I'm not into that they're suffering. So I'll take the
fresh out, smack its head on the table and just
be done with it and eat it, and then eat
it because it'll be fresh airs.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Right, So you like to do the killing though, yes, yeah, right, I.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Think that's important. Yeah, that's important. I've spent in quite
a few years being vegan obviously, born and bred many
many years as a vegan.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Born and bread as vegan. Oh yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I come from a long line of vegans, and we
actually because my uncle's they were. They were sort of
activists more than just living the lifestyle, you know. So
it wasn't just that they didn't want to eat foods
for their own personal beliefs. They didn't think other people
should either, Right, So oftentimes you'd find yourself sort of
(34:49):
going out, you know, you wake it up and get it,
wake up in the middle of the night. Next thing
you know, you've got a balaclava on. You know, you're
down there at the local the zoo that's coming through
the ringling circus there and you're letting out the lions. Yes,
you know, setting the lions free, and that's all well
and good in theory, but you can't do that when
it's right next door to you know, preschool, which was
(35:14):
shut at the time because it's at night, right, Well,
it got shut down because it was just the role plummeted.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yeah, like your intentions.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Were good, yes, but I didn't think it through. Keyzy
and I think that's where things can fall over like
this lady. You know it says in that article that
was a freshwater cray Well, she's just killed it, so
she's going to hell.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, she's that that crayfish has now dyed in agony.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Because it has she threw it into the ocean, slammed
into the side of a fury to do slat, and
then burnt down into burning salt water.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Would actually show with JS, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Welcome Becky miss his backlones. You are listening to the
Big Show, brought to.
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You by Reburger Crave with his street food freshly made
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Speaker 5 (36:09):
Rebig great stuff.
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It's good Save. Do you don't want to you don't
want to like a dress anything?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Or do you feel like I probably should shouldn't I?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Nah? I don't think so? Yeah, Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
That sweet as guys Huggin's Rebig. If you tried the chips.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
He's spoken about the chips today.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
No, seriously, do you should? I address you sweet? No,
You're good.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I'd say if you should? If you should before because
I want to be going home fretting about it. In
the car on the way.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
You regardless sucking on a vape there going? Oh god,
that I should I.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Have apologized if you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Listen to the podcast now. Actually I might have a
word with old pug sign. Did the broadcasting standards of
authorready decide.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Whether you've got to apologize for there's no feedback on
the text or anything.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Shut it off? Yeah, look at it?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Okay, good, let me just check that's what the last
text was, Tony Pepperoni nips question.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's true, that's true. True, that's not minding.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Okay, good, Well, it's good.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Sometimes I want people to understand, you know, you're having
a bit of fun.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Well that's right, you know what I mean, and say,
but you're sure? I mean yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I mean I haven't done anything, so why would I
I'm sweet.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Listen, fellas, I've got a golf tourny coming up, and
I want to I've got a few issues with it
that I want to bring up with your next If that's.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
All right, absolutely sounds good.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Such, it's a shid, that is yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Man. It is.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Guns Roses there on the radio Hdarchy Big Show. There's
ay evening. Hey, fellas, do we have time for a
bit of golf chat? Yeah, golf chat with double Bogeye
Mogie four.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I've got a lot of juice out of this thing.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I just love it because we went through a phase
of making that, making sure every sting was hosted by
one of us.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yes, so now that one's not doesn't make any sense
because I played golf once.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Now, fellows, I'm going to punish it. It's not really
about golf. I've got my first ever golf I've got
my first ever golf.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Tournament on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Sounds like it's about golf.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And I was sent through all the rules for this
particular tournament. No cheating, no cheating basically. Now, I've also
been sent through who I'm going to be playing my
round with and can I and I don't want to
name names here and I'm not going to, Okay, but
let's just say one of the people that I'm doing
I'm doing the round with Breakfast Radio on the station.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Now, Jimy is busy. Jerry couldn't make it a Jerry
couldn't make it.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Yeah, Now this particular person, can I how do I
put this?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Is a cheating bastard.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
This particular person is very loose on the scoring front.
For example, you might be playing a par four. He'll
get a lazy eight and put it down as a
solid six.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Well, I don't know if that's I don't know's.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I mean he's a filthy cheat the.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Way he does it because he genuinely hit me up
and was upset about this. This person who won't name he.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Does breakfast radio show on the show on the station Jerry.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
What he does is if he hits the ball out
of bounds, he'll just added it. He was just okay,
I just had another shot and add one. That's actually
adding two. So he'll be like, oh yeah, cool, I
got a seven. But actually I was like, but I
don't want to be the guys who actually.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Got an eight.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
But Jason, Jason is playing in a tournament where that
all comes into it.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
And there's prizes and meat packs and all sorts to
be one. Now, the question I have is do I
call it out if I see it, or do I
just carry on and play by the.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Rules for it? Joe, Well, I think the by and
you'll leave to the rules to the stewards. There'll be
stewards that line the course and they'll be keeping an
eye on all the players, and you could just have
a word, just say, okay, keep a close eye on
this bastard over here, would you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You know what you could do it?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
I just thought because you know, you're in groups of three,
and I was supposed to be in this tournament too,
but I've got to stagger you on. You could talk
to your third person, as long as it's not someone
that you've rhymed in any way by stealing all of
their chips constantly every day for the last like three months,
I reckon, they'll back you up.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Who is your third person?
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Well, he's a cheating bastard as well as Lane, but
he can give it and just John Jerry Jerry Wells,
by the way, very good golfer.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
He is playing keys, he is actually playing he's another group.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
He's also a cheating bastard, but he it by the law,
so he'll go Pillows. Look, I'm actually able to move
this board to a better position here. You're allowed to
do that because of blah blah blah and blah. And
he'll blind you with the law. You know what I mean,
and Keyesy and I will go, oh, okay, well if
(41:18):
that's them.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Well, it's sort of like in scrabble, isn't it when
someone plays a word and you don't know whether you
should challenge it or not, and the other persons so
confident that it is a word that you don't challenge,
but it's not a word. They are cheating bastards.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yr Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I just I just don't know whether I he's not
in my group, by the way, he's ahead of me.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
No, you've got glim in the art, Anonymous. Yes, I
think what you do is just cheat as well.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
If that cheating, okay, yeah, good, you cheat with a
clear conscience, with a clear conscience and take home the prizes.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Oh yeah, if with any luck the wavelets and chips
steal the chips, you win the prize for the biggest Honkers.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
No cheating required, Brother.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Queens of the Stone Age. Here on the Radio Honarkey
Big Show this Wednesday evening. No exciting news for all
you cricket fans out there.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The Black Clash is back.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Baby. The Black Clash is back, baby right the Hot.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Spring SPA two twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook.
It's happening January seventeenth. It's always a good start to
the year. The big show comes back for that week
holidays holiday and we're into it. We're at the Black
Clash or in the hot tub. Jase is on the
mic to two billion people worldwide.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Wow, we'll see in that regard. Everything's up in the year,
isn't It's all up in the air. Even next year
has happened.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
They we don't know. We just don't know. It's a
long time away. But listen, it is one hell of
a good night out.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
It certainly is, Jace. Pre sale will be happening soon.
But you can sign up now and get the alert
for when presale does happen to Black Clash dot co
dot enz be first in line to secure your tickets.
It sells out every year. It's a huge event. Fifty
thousand first class runs, right, this is one of the
wild cards. Fifty thousand first class runs.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
A legend.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
They call him mister crick Mister Cricket, Who is it?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
What do they call him?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Mister crick.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Mike Cassey.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Mike Cassi is correct ding ding ding and also up
against him another one of the wild cards. They call
him the sexy camera.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
They do?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Oh soothe Tim So this seems crazy. He's still very
much in formed.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
And I think he's actually time level form. He's actually
helping coach the English side.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
He's been I think he's been over. Actually he's playing
in the one hundred competition in English at a moment. Yeah,
he's got to Trent Bolt on his side. There's a
whole there's a listening of Kiwis in there. Coach by
Daniel Vittoria. I think, well maybe McCallum one of them.
So anyway, it's just a big piss drinking exercise what
I can understand. But he'll be highly competitive. I can
(44:05):
tell you that he takes his cricket very seriously. Of course.
Michael Hassi hell of a player, one of the few
likable Australians that's ever walked the earth.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Terrible commentator, that's a fact.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
What would you say is average wasn't test there, Jase.
I would actually argue probably in the fifties. You'd be right,
fifty one point five to two. Yes, across seventy nine
tests and six thousand, two hundred runs and across as
one hundred and eighty five odios. What would you say there,
I don't know. Forties yeah, forty eight point one point
five And yeah he is. He is a hell of
(44:37):
a player.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
And he was one of those guys Mogi who took
ages to get into the Australian side, and everyone was
always going, what about this Mike Hassei and he never
got a chance, And then when he did, he grabbed
it by the bullus.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He grabbed it with both hands keys, and that was
the opportunity was so big. He grabbed it with both hands.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Right, like a man eine Mogi eating a bag of chips.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
And then I'm sitting there watching Jake's double first those chips.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah right, okay, so I'm imagining you eating a bag
of chips and Jason's reaching it.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
And yeah, he's trying to do first because he thinks
he's never going to see another chip in his life. Yes, Mike,
they called Jame's mister Chips. Yeah, they called Mike mister.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Is there where he got his nickname eating chips?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
But tell you what, bo will great ground, good evening,
so make sure you get involved.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
January seventeenth, under Lights, Black Class dot Co. Don he
did sign up for your pre sale tickets right now,
Fellas the whole Archy Big.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
The Doors there on the Radio Hole Narkey Big Show
this Wednesday evening. As I'm lulled into a state of
calm with the end of that song, let's give out
some advice.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Fellas with the fellow do we think we might be
ruining that stinger ebit by just sort of randomly singing.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
While I am doing it properly. I'll just say that
I'm singing it nicely. Mogi sounds like it again he's
having a stroke. That's all I'm gonna say on it easy.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
All right.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
I just just we should think about maybe well, I
think these things they naturally grow and change, evol Can
I say that, Yeah, you can say.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
And I can also say that I absolutely love that song.
That's my favorite song.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Ever Wow, get a fellows from Anonymous. By the way,
if you listen, you know what we're talking about. We
have an email Anonymous chet, don't you We have an
email address. It's called meet Patti Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. You can email us at any time
get free advice that is one hundred percent anonymous unless
you don't want it to be. Say that you don't
want it to be anonymous, and it won't be. If
(46:55):
he gets read out on the podcast or the radio,
you get a fifty dollars reeburg about you get a
fella's anonymous here. I have a close mate in Scotland
who's managed to secure tickets to all three of the
All Blacks End of Year two games in the UK,
playing Scotland, England and Wales. I've been told I'd have
to pay for said tickets to each games each game,
but if I can get myself over there, I would
have free accommodation sorted for the majority of the three
(47:17):
week trip throughout the UK. Okay, after hearing Kezy and
Mogi regale Us on the European Adventures, I feel like
I simply must take this opportunity. The one issue I
faces I'm scheduled to have a knee surgery six days
prior and to my required takeoff date, a torn meniscus
and MCL so he would be pretty much a mobile
(47:39):
will be very difficult getting around. If I decide to
pull out of the surgery, the cost will not be
covered and I will likely it will likely cost me
an astronomical amount down the line. I have the ability
to cover the expenses of the UK trip and I
would be on ACCS and leave wouldn't be an issue. Right,
help me out here, any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
What should I do? What kind of knee surgery?
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Ellen?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Meniscus?
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Right, so he's torn it badly obviously, like maybe a
footy injury or.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Basket And he's saying six.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Days prior to going on like a twenty four hour year.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
So, but he's also saying if he doesn't do it,
then then he's going to have to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, he gets funded now if he goes Yeah, right,
but it's not if he doesn't be canceled.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, you'll be on crutches,
wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah you would two to six weeks.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
And from what you guys were telling me, there's a
lot of cobbled streets in Europe, not even.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Surfaces, not where he's going Wales.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, you Spain.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
One thing you're going to learn, Jase's the difference for
UK and Europe. And you'll learn that when you go
over there next year.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah. It's a tricky one, isn't it. Yeah, I mean, look,
you don't get these opportunities often do you have free accommodation?
But also and how often do you get to see
the all Blacks get pumped by Scotland, England and Wales.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
That's true, yeah, but you also just don't you just
don't want to put is having that situation if you're
in a fair amount of pain.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Oh you'll be right and on medication and stuff exactly.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
But feel a thing. You got to get yourself a
good you got to get yourself a good seat. We
can extend your league out yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Sure, right, so you're suggesting that, okay.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Because what you guys were telling me, because you're having
a stopovers too, which are usually between eight and sixteen.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
He's got like a two hour one.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
A right, Oh lucky bastard. That you just do it,
do it, pop the pearls and get over there.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, I mean taking a doctor's advice unless he disagrees
with us.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, what are you going to listen.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
To the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hierarchy.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's a big
show done and dun said for your Wednesday night.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
What a joy it's been as well.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
We've well we may have taken a few steps too
far Old Hoidy J in particular, but that's just part
of live radio Now on the podcast out Trade Today,
which is bonus material. What's the clip today, Keezy?
Speaker 6 (50:12):
This bonus material comes out at seven thirty tonight search
Hoducky Big Show where we get your potties from?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
This one is about my stag mate apparently.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
So I know one person really well, he's my best
mate down in christ it's there who I go and
I have a hot tub with I'm having a feel yeah,
and I'm banging him on the side.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Did you hear that clip that.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
You real piece of ship punk'st I said it like
that in hopes that you wouldn't clip it off.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
He clips it off?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
He just does as he's told. Man.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
He is more than that man.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
And I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
It's it's there's no judgment or you know, I'm j
I think it's great that you're open about it.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
When I say I'm.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
Banging it, I'm like being sarcastic. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
do you know what sarcasm is?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yes? I do. I don't.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Go and check out the podcast, Go and check out
the Instagram account too, and we go, and I haven't
We check some stuff on Facebook and YouTube as well.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yes, the way it works, Jason.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
You've got radioho Ducky as a Facebook page, but The
Big Show has its own Instagram.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
And Pugs actually did just chuck together a new Instagram
clip which is up on our page.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Now.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
It's me and Mogi making European itinery for haughty j
oh I really condemn speak it on Instagram, Bucky Big Show?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
How good?
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Hey listen, thanks for listening to the show. We'll be
back same time, same place tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Talk me to Lena
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