September 16, 2024 • 50 mins
On today's show, Jase asks a favour of the fellas, Mike works out the perfect plan to get out of a kid's birthday party, and Keyzie gets FOMO from the Big Show's huge night without him at the boxing.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was Night and Day. Anytime is a
good time for a thick shake from night and Day.
Welcome this big heavy show. Indeed, Jason Heights night not
and oh good you're mad but since great to have
your company this Monday afternoon. It is the sixteenth of
September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
(00:23):
to the Big Show brought to you by Night Nay
Mogi austallion house.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a bee had a huge bloody weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Din.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We are out at the boxing to Doo's, to Do's,
to do's, We're out drinking to Doo's, to Doo's, to dooch.
We're lying on the couch all day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh god, oh yeah yeah of course.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mate, pick it up on Monday, keazy. You had a
big weekend to mate. Firstly, great jacket. Secondly, great hat
looking good man? How was Christ shirts? It was really good?
Oh nice Christ which was lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know, some quality family time, I'll be honest for
as we can get into this maybe nixt but first
time I've really experienced big show fomo sure, because you
guys had such a great evening at the old boxing there,
pugs and went along heaps people from the team went along,
you all the free drinks responsibly of cause and food,
and I did feel a wee bit left out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, so well we'll get into that in the first break.
But I'll tell you it wasn't that the first break,
the first break proper hello, it was. It was keasy,
a fascinating evening, my first time ever at a live fight,
and I found it fascinating in particularly of the crowd.
But I saw over the weekend you had a game
of golf. Yes, how was that, mate? How was your form?
(01:40):
Because we're going to have our first game soon, I hope.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, this week Jason and I are finally going to
play golf together. It's been months. It was terrible, first
time I'd played in four months. I was absolutely miless.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah yeah, right, But by the end of it, I
was ready to play again and again and again and again. Yeah.
I'm addicted. I've been driving my wife crazy mogi because
I bought my golf clubs and I've been walking around
the house with them all weekend doing fake swings and
She's like, oh God, here we go. You new obsession.
Have you got your padder in the hallway. Yeah, patter
in the hallway. I have bought some balls over the
weekend too, so that's good. I'm good to go. But listen,
(02:12):
do you get your wood out? I get my wood
out all the time. Listen, it's maggot Monday. Of course,
if you've got someone that's been a maggot over the weekend.
Text us three four eight three. Let's get into some tunes,
The Kings of Leon, the.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Whole Ache Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Is.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Indeed jed there on the radio Honikee Big Show this
Monday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock. I believe we
have a text on three four eight three for maggot Monday. Yeah,
it's a few.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Texts chase on three four eight three, people nominating their
maggots from the weekend and give themselves on the draw
for a fifty old nine day vouch. You're just gonna
skip those. Someone, here's just text through get a backbones.
A duck just flew past me, wondering if it's Hoidy Jay's.
It was brownish in color and it was doing poos.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Did it sound right? Is it your duck?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You had a bit of green in the wing, right, Yeah,
that's your house done. Yeah, yeah it was in the
large Ok so false alarmy, that's not Aidy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
J's good stuff, mate, good stuff. Now, as previously mentioned,
we went to the big fight on Sat. D Night
at the events centered down there at the vardupt and
I tell you what, I was one of the first
to arrive, actually Mogi, and I was very intimidated by
the fact that everyone that I saw that was waiting
outside was wearing a tuxedo. Right, So I immediately felt underdressed,
(03:27):
even though I looked great. Well did you wear a
suit while I wore a suit jacket and a sort
of pink shirt underneath it. Yeah, and those really tight
jeans that you know are not fashionable anymore, but they
still look great on me. Right. Ah. But I immediately went, oh, God,
maybe I'm underdressed here. But it was all fine. What
did you think of the evening? I found it fascinating.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I thought it was really great. I thought it was
I was concerned about the duration. Sure, doors open at
six first fight at six fifteen. Nick is not going
to be on until eleven o'clock at the earliest, but
it kind of flew a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It did. It did in the end, and that surprised me.
I like the setup.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was anticipating that there would be sort of the
corporate which is the tables, and then I thought that
there would be sort of a seated area for a
wider you know, for just people. That didn't Yeah, exactly,
I didn't do that. No, No, that was entirely corporate
tables and that's that was it. And yeah, and there
was all sorts of characters there.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I would we were table number sixty nine, coincidentally, and
one of the first things I noticed. There was no
rhyme or reason to the table numbering there. Absolutely, they
were all over the shop, so it took me a
while to find sixty nine. But what I did note
was just the rich variety of punters there. Okay, all
sorts of punters.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
When you say there's a rich variety of punters, and
then it was fascinating. Is it like when you say
a heart check is elegant? No, there was what would
you say? There was famous people? Kay, I think I
saw a Mills Mill was at the table. Leo McDonald,
A Parker, Carlos Alberg, there was lots of.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Lots of people like that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And then there's people that looked like they beat the
hell out of you looked at them the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Correct. There were people that you didn't want to mess
with keizy can I phrase it that way? With sort
of gold chains and you know, just stay out of
my way.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Local local personalities as well for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
A few wounders. Yeah, So yeah, it was was fascinating
in that respect, and the boxing was great. It's quite
a different buzz seeing live boxing. A few early knockouts,
a few controversial decisions in my mind, I thought, but
generally speaking, a very enjoyable evening.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We had the winners, of course on our table, and
there a couple of backbones young fellows there held themselves
together very admirably, I thought they did. They did, they
don't get smashed or anything like that. And there was
a bunch of other winners at the table. I think
there was some winners from the Hats Hats potentially Flavor yes,
and then a couple of other fellows and I don't
know where that maybe they were winners from News Talk ZB.
(06:00):
From what I could tell, they were boomers. They were
absolutely maggoted, and they were screaming out things as if
they were in the South standard a Warriors game as
opposed to a corporate event, you know what I mean,
Absolute felth, offensive, embarrassing, disgraceful, embarrassing themselves. And it was
(06:25):
an odd sort of thing to be involved with because
you wanted to slap them both, but you also didn't
want to be the table that started a fight, you
know what I mean. And so they was screaming out
and everybody else was sort of turning around and looking
at them and cringing. But they thought they were really funny.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh man, I wish I had that where I could
say anything think it was funny, you know what I mean,
even though it's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You know. The good thing about it is I could
see old Pugsan it was at another table, and I
gave him a bit of a wink. We've got a
bit of trouble here, Pugsn. So he just silently came
over and karate chopped both of them and knocked them
both out.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Really, yeah, it was something to It was just one
chop man, but bom one of my favorite things about
one of those guys. He's got go on.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Hard enough, smash them, you know, be the hell out
of them, get them on. My mother could hit harder
than that. Meanwhile, he was wearing a COVID mass the
entire time. Took a call from his wife who said,
I hope you're wearing your COVID mask. Don't worry, darling,
I'm wearing my COVID masters here back man. But interesting,
isn't it. Do you can listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Apparently they do. They're saying they do, and their big
fans of Haughty Jay. So if you're listening out there,
just no a couple of less bottles of wine next time, phels.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah. God.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
But but at Black Sabbath there, and in fact, let
me say there was another couple there, young couple. They
left before the Nuka fight because these guys were so bad.
Oh god, So that should tell you something, but it
probably won't.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Kisey indeed, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes
past four four o'clock and all as well, And just
regarding the boxing on Saturday night, my old maid Magie
saw something so egregious, so appalling, so disgraceful, that he
(08:15):
felt it was important that we talk about it on
today showing and involved a colleague of ours who works
within this building. And I'll pass it over to you,
Magie to explain what happened.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Thanks mate. You know, I had to take myself off
to the bathroom when I was at the boxing on
the Saturday night there, and I took myself into the corner.
I like to get a corner urinal if I can
at all. It helps me with my stage front, which
I still suffer from even as a forty seven year old. Sure,
so I'm standing there, I'm just about getting it going,
and there's actually quite a lot of room at all
(08:50):
the other urinals, there's hardly anybody in the joint, and
all of a sudden mania Stuart comes in and takes
a position up directly at my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's a power move. I like that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I could have chosen from any other urinal, and
and I Stewart's with us. Good a mate, good afternoon gentlemen.
You and I thought he could have gone anywhere, but
he chose to come and stand next to me. And
just immediately start a yarn and try peeking around at
my downstairs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is this what you're heading him up about? That's not it?
Oh well, I mean I expect that from Maniah. Yeah.
But then I went over.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I went over to the sink and I was washing
my hands and Mania finished after me. And as I
was washing my hands, I saw him beline directly from
the urinal I was doing up his fly and just
headed straight out the door, didn't go near a base
and didn't wash his hands.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What a none of it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And I just thought we should bring him in here
and just see what kind of personal hygiene routine he's
actually running.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And can I just say, before Mania attempts to defend himself,
Maggie actually came up after that incident to our table
and explain the situation and said Mania's hands were literally
dripping with urine and so you know, it really wasn't disgraceful.
But man, the floor is yours mate.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
In my defense, the first part, I do have an
issue with Moggi. The bathrooms were packed for some reason.
Every cubicle the entire night was busy. People needed to
take dumps. It was strange. Two at a time, three
at a time. I saw a couple. So when I
went in the and the cubicles, I was the urinals themselves.
The bases were loaded there as well. I did pull
(10:29):
up right beside Moggi. I did have a yarn with him.
Did you try and look it off of some of
noggs downstairs?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I tried. I just couldn't say it. I was running
a good d.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
And so then I walked out and I looked up
and there were twice as many urinals. There were sinks.
The sinks were full. Minogue was really taking his time.
I think he was scrubbing underneath his nails, and so
I thought, you know what, I think I'm gonna get
away with this here.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I'm just gonna flag it. And as I walked out,
just pipe up. Oh god.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
So then I walked out, as you said, Jay's hands
dripping in urine. And who did I run into straightaway?
Pug Son? Oh okay, that good to see it. Goes
in for the handshake, Yeah, did you shake it?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah? Well it would be rude not too, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He was like, oh, your hands are when you last
I might just been to the bathroom and he would
have thought that meant you just.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Washed your hair, but it wasn't. But I've got to
say Mini's defense, those bogs or night were jammed. It
was an absolute night mere. The first time I went
in there, there was a massive queue and I was like,
really needing to do wheeze. So I can understand you
wanted to get in them get out quickly. But you've
done your wheeze. The anxiety and pressure of that was over,
(11:41):
so you had plenty of relaxed time to cleanse your
fealth and you chose not to know. I just said there,
and I looked at it.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I waited for a second, and I say, oh, you
know what, bugger, I think I'm going to get away
with this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I my sort of feeling when it comes to washing
your hands is the more beers you have, the less
need there is to wash.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Now?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Was that being served as I walked back out of
the bathroom, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
But I think the issue you made was it wasn't
that you didn't wash your hands, it was that you
did it in front of someone.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes, on a radio show that has starved for content.
It's one hundred percent. And that's why I said to
them as well. I said, you'll get about half an
hour to this on Monday. Oh, thank you very much
for making that come true. The Big Show podcast audio
slave there on the radio, hold aky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time it's four forty seven. If you're
listening to the show, good on you, massive backbone. We
(12:29):
appreciate it, damn straight, we do, hey fellas. Over the
weekend there obviously we went to the boxing Jase Yes,
but my wife I also.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Had a shindig on she had a shindig. She works
on film, and they had a what they call a
wrap party. Yes when they say it's a rap rap,
so I actually say that. So they have a rap party.
That's cool, even though they still got about a week
and a half a shoot to go. And so I
thought I'll go along to that, and my wife was
actually it's not really like her, but she was like,
(13:00):
I am going to have I'm having a biggin yeah.
And of course you'd sort of marked this out for
me a couple of months ago. And then also what
was going on is the day after so Sunday yesterday,
my daughter had a kid's birthday party to head along to.
So I was like yeah, sweet airs, you get out there,
you fill your boots, no wherries at all.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'll stay home. Happy days. But then a.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Little while after that, it was decided that the boxing
was going to be on, and I thought, well, if
the boxing is going to be on and we're going
to be going to it, I'd quite like to meet
up with the wife afterwards, because there's not too often
an occasion, Jace, where you get to go out on
a bender with your wife, so she's actually keen to
go on a bender. Often times you'll find yourself on
a bender and your wife's at home.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, by yourself. That's generally how it goes on the
bend without the frosty reaction exactly. And so I.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Love partying with my wife, and so I was like, well,
I'd better get involved in that. So I went along.
We were the last ones there at party. My wife's
trying to drum up after party. Yeah yeah, And fortunately
we couldn't find anything going on, so that was all good.
Went home going about four o'clock in the morning. And
(14:11):
the great thing about having kids, Jason, is I don't
know that you've been out all night drinking responsibly very
can I say, really? Responsibly, responsible, so responsibly. It was
unbelievable how responsible we'll have been. And your kid doesn't
know you. Kid still walks into the bedroom at six am. Yes,
and you're not at your best.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You're still wearing your suit. Yeah, not at your best.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And so then I had to take my daughter to
this birthday party, which was a forty five minute drive
to get to this birthday party. It was starting at
eleven am, and I just started thinking to myself, is this.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Do we really need? She's had a lot of parties.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Here's been a lot of parties, And I was trying
to the key is trying to sell your wife on?
Obviously I've made, I've made. I'm the one that's made
the commitment that I was going to do it. Yes,
my wife has got no obligation here whatsoever. She doesn't
have to bail me out. Yes, this is entirely on
my shoulders. She wants both of you out of the
house and she does absolutely, And so I just I
(15:18):
was thinking to myself, how am I going to sell
it to her? And I just said, this is the thing, babe,
our daughter comes first every single day of the year. Yeah,
do you think there's anything wrong with us putting ourselves first,
(15:39):
just this one day, and that seemed to do the trick.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It actually worked.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
She was like, well, you can tell her you can
break her heart, and so I was that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Sweet, was there's no worries, assure.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So I went and said to her birthday I said,
mom and dad are not feeling very well did it,
so we're probably.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Not going to make this birthday party?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And she was like oh, And I said, but I'm
going to get you an ice cream and she's like, yeah,
isn't that what you said? Yeah, yeah, totally fine, totally fine.
So it was sweet, and I spent the rest of
the day on the couch like an absolute sack of Yes,
I haven't done that far.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I can't tell you how long it might be. It
might be years. Yeah, God, it was good. Does this
mean this player is going to be coming into action? Nana? Huge?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You can't You can't break a kid's heart. Well I
didn't break a heart at all, actually, but you can
guarantee that the other parents will start talking. And I
did text to the parent of the of the kid
who's party it was and tell them what was going on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, that your wife has massively hungover and just couldn't be.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I just apologized on her behalf because it was disgraceful.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
The Whole Archy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's a big guns Roses there on the Dio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon. Plenty plenty coming up after
five o'clock, including me asking you fellers for a bit
of a favor. Oh cool, so you're teasing asking us
to do you a favor? Yeah? Sweet?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And more exciting news for the audience. At least, it
is your first opportunity to get yourself in the draw
for Would you rather either Hally fishing with three of
your mates or hally Golf that'll be happening after five
to two.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, there's so much going on. Why would you ever
tune out of this stage? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
No, stay tuned The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodiarchy. Yeah,
welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your Monday is
going along ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Night. Look, if we're not going to
take this serious anymore than Sorry, let's try to go
(17:54):
lower and I just could. This is a very serious
thing and that was just a bomber. Sorry, not do
it properly or not at all? Right, no, day, that's
our sponsor. Yeah, sorry, Jas won't have it again. Speaking
of night, any specials going on at the moment, easy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They just emailed me to say, hey, don't forget anytimes.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
A good time for a milkshake?
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got a cold. Apart from there,
we're gonna do this. You can also get thick shakes
or super thick shakes. They're actually really good for a cold.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. Actually, funnily enough, got one on Sunday after I
went fishing. A super thick shok. Right, man, suck it hard?
Did you.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
One stage you had your rod now I know I'd
put my rod away. Yeah, and then I've got to
super thick Yeah? Nice? Nice? Did you get any food? Nah?
Just what? This is the thing about a super thick shake.
It's like it's like the Guinness Yeah milkshake. It kind
of fills you out, it does. What flavor? Got a
massive headache because I was sucking so hard. Yeah, yes,
(19:05):
what flavor?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Pardon, ah's a tune? There's a she hud? Sure is the.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So good a peel jam It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Always chills me out. Fellows, I need a favor. You're
on the Hurdacke Big Show, brought to you by Night
and Day. It's them in. It's past five, fellas, I
need a favor. What's that, Jase? I need you to
help me steal a toilet? Yeah? Sure, right from from
the radio Hodaki officers, you're a call all the listeners
(19:42):
made a little while back, we supported Balcanton, New Zealand.
We did a show from the Empire in the corner
there where we all sat on toilet. Are you talking
about a day in lou A day in lou it
was called, And so we ended up strangely enough, with
about six or seven toilets. You're sitting randomly in our office.
I don't know that they're ever going to move, and
I don't think and as you know, I'm going to
(20:04):
be on Sweet Done and we're buying a toilet, and
they said, hang on a moment. We've got about eight
of the bases at Radio Hodak. He will just steer
one of those ones mm hm. And then and then
I said, well, how am I going to get into
the car because it's a heavy bastard. And then my
wife had an amazing suggestion. She said, what you could
do is get the fellers to help you lift it
(20:26):
into the car and old pugs and can make some
content out of that, make like a content video. And
I went, that's actually very well done by her to
use that manetulation.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, so you don't think this opens a sort of
dangerous Pandora's box of people getting us to do stuff
but then just getting pugs to film it. So it's content,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Quite possibly. I mean I don't know how you guys
go with your partners, whether they suggest anything for content
for our shape.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
She's made some strong rep commentations about what I shouldn't
be using for content likewise.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah that In fact, there's a really funny thing last
night involving my fun account, which I've been told I'm
not allowed to mention on it at say yeah, yeah,
and the dry cake. Yeah, that's right. There's certain things
we can't talk. Yeah, but you continue to do so, Yeah,
that's right. But I but I just sort of wondered
because I've got some strapping their keysy. And this is
(21:22):
the other thought that I had, Mogi Keysy's a problem solver.
Muster fixed it. They call no, if you've got a problem,
give old keys.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
We're going to do a new sigma. Actually, yes, the problem,
Muster fixed it. You tell me your problems, I'll fix
it for you. So all you want to do there
is no look, Jase, I see what you're doing. You're
manipulating me like your wife did. Well.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It's really funny because whenever I talk about anything technical
or practical keys, he's always like he gets this look
in his heart.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
And it's like now it just cannot help himself. It's
a red rig to a ball, it's a moth to
a flame. This is opportunity of things beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Upon a time strength.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
For example, I could have really, you know, started piped
up there when you call it strapping rather than tie downs.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I didn't. I just sat back and I let
it go. It's the strapping from my sex wing. But
can I just say, I really appreciate that quality in you, Kiezy.
I think it's a really admirable thing. He does it
really well. You do it really well, and you help
people out, and I think that's a great god man.
(22:31):
That is such a good thing to have. And you
in your sort of quiver.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
A quiver like what you put arrows in. Yeah, you're
an exactly Okay, I'm sold. I'm in, Mogi, you canna help? No,
I'll be honest with you. The thing about this is
we want it to be great content. Right, We're going
to get PIGSN to record this.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't see how Jace sort of getting us to
come along and use our physical strength to put things
into his car is going to be better content than
watching Jay struggle under the weight of three items that
weigh a total of fifteen kilos.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that would be better content. Well,
I was thinking, because you guys are such units that
you lifted up and I'll do the swipey and I'll
swipe you out of the building, all right? Should we
do that in this next no songs?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Actually, Mogi, you're right, we need to do it's best
for content, which I think is Jace lifts the toilet out,
we film him, and we put it in your car,
and then each of us goes weezing it and then
you drive off.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I reckon. That's good content. That's good content. As long
as we get it in the car, fellows, you can go.
You can fill your boots with weez really, yeah, you
want to fill your boot? Fill your boot with here's the.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Cranbriefing the Darky Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Tune in on Radio t Rex there on the Radio
hod Aki Big Show this Monday afternoon. But breaking new,
this is breaking news. We've also got pugs in the studio.
By the way, Hello for this breaking zom Hi Is
that the breaking news? Yeah? Okay, oh, some more breaking
news just came in though. This is breaking news.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
So Jas, I understand you're looking to take one of
those toilets and you're hoping to get a bit of
help from Keysy and I get.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That out to the car. Therefore, have for some content, man,
if you could. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
So I've just seen on the Bow Canton, New Zealand
Instagram posted six hours ago. It's been brought to my
attention by the Honorable pants Man. Bid on a bog
and support Bow Cancer New Zealand. Help us raise vital
funds by bidding on this Plumbing World in z Lou
which has hosted interviews with a lineup of famous buns
during the radiohodeche n z Day and lou to fundraiser.
Retailing at six hundred and seventeen dollars, The starting price
(24:46):
is ten dollars. This could be yours, with all proceeds
going to support Kiwi's living with bow cancer. The auction
ends this Thursday. There are four toilets up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Wow. Yeah, Well, like I was saying to the fellows,
I want to steal it, and that's the favorite that
I was asking. Hang on, fellow Jack, can you help
me steal the toilet?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Jace, Yes, there's literally you could probably bid on it
right now, get it for cheap support Bell Cancer New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you're choosing to steal from a chair right now?
Well twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I don't think Jays that you're going to get it
any cheaper than free, which is what you're going to
get it for if you steal it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Not only if you steal it, I've got to get
it plumbed in and stuff. You're right, no, that's what
I'm saying. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know you've got enough expenses to cover without having
to pay for the toilet as well. And I also
think that if you're waiting for the auction to end,
there's days away, you're plumbing. See you tomorrow, right, yes,
too late? Yeah, so you just got a way of
up you know? Am I stealing the money from the
Cancer Foundation New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're right.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Day in Luay you showed your support and all that.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well did you? Well? I gave up my time, very
freely time, and you donated, if I remember correctly, three
dollars text three times. Actually it's nine bucks. Yes, yes,
you definitely did not. Because the situation is, don't just
plow on. I've been begging on relentlessly about this to
(26:18):
the staff, going what's the story here with these what's
going on? We're raising money for charity and everyone's yet
I know they're just going to be sitting here for
the next ten years. Okay, Well I'll tell you what
I'll do. I'll go on and I'll bet on it.
Why did a big sniffer for saying that way? You
smiling like that? Are your fingers crossed? But thanks for
(26:42):
pointing that out. Actually, Paksan, that's good to know, well,
because I actually said to the bos, I said, now look,
I'm happy to give some money for these for this.
By the way, noj hoody j no need, make no need.
He doesn't speak like that. He does to me easy
when you're stalking to a legend. So here's what you
(27:03):
have to do. If you still want to steal one
of the toilets, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't want any part of it. I don't want
anything to do with it, because there's stealing from a charity.
Now I draw the line somewhere. But you're also gonna
have to get in touch with beal Canson New Zealand
and let them know that it's now an auction for
three toilets, and they'll probably get less donations as ye.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, well we'll see what the donations turn out to be.
An album? Oh take that you're going to steal a regardless.
I am absolutely disgusted in you. What sway along with
this atrocious setup. It's not a setup, it's just what happened.
(27:47):
It's a coincidence.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Yeah, And I'll sleep pretty comfortably knowing that I'm not
taking donations from Kiwi's Living with Bow cancer.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But you'll help me load it up.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, sure, yes, the Big Show with j and Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy Radio Horeki.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Would you rather helly fishing or helly golf?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Let's find out what this crazy Zealander would choose.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Good A Cambell, your mad bastard. How's life.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Mate? Would you rather helly fishing or
helly golf? Campbell?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I think I'm gonna have to lock in the golf.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, fear cool, man, fear cool.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
If you win the prize, it'll be you and three
mates hitting to the west coast of Auckland, Moody waye
golf links, helicopter flights, green fees, golf carts and a
free round.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Of beers and burgers. Hell, that'll be a good day
a Campbell. Yeah, just helicopter you and and a few beers.
He said, Hey, stay on the line and our old
mates pug on in studio. We'll show you up. Get
a Jordan, your mad basket? How's life? Oh good? Thanks
to your bag bone. How are you? Yeah good? Thanks?
Good weekend, Jordan, Oh it was perfect. Mates with the
(29:00):
kids and wife. Well, no regrets, brother, No regreats. What
a massive backburn. Now helly fishing, Holly golfing there, Jordan's
it's got to be helly fishing all.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Day, right, So Jordan, if you win this, it'll be
you and three mates catching some snapper, k Hawaii kingfish
and the hoduck. You golf off the rocks, great Barrier Island,
all the gear, top quality reels, rods, tackle, bait bags.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right, the bloody good mate, Sandeline and Puck so
be we'll look after you. Get a reading your mad
bastard Hou's life. It's not too rare thing. That's good,
that's good. What do you do for a crust win?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh no, let's not go there, passed your passed?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Can you recall this show you're back. You're going to
tell us what you do for a crash and that's
just how it goes.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Public public servant. Yeah nice, there's more to the story there.
When Hellee fishing or Hallie golf, I'm picking fishing for you. Yeah, yeah,
you got it too, yeah man, okay, will you stay
on the line as well. Hugs and studio Bill look
(30:14):
after your good luck'n thanks mate, good on you.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Hey, Ja's just the way you're saying, pug Son lately,
I just think you just need it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's very you need to dial it back.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And I've got the alarm ready, but I'm not going
to play it all right, but just try and keep
things on track.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I didn't sort of notice that that's the thing people
tend not to.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, right, Yeah, it's like ingrained, you know what I mean.
I'm just feeling a bit under pressure generation with my
rampant racism and my stealing charity goods.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know I'm feeling and all the elegant people that
you watch out the window.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yes, what do we go into next? Man? What song
is that? There's none of your bees wax keysy? What
Jason needed? What song was it? Man? You need to
throw to it? Why? Just because that's how radio David Bowie,
what's the song? I don't know? Look at it? Oh China?
(31:10):
I told you? Sorry, man, my bad Hey book.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Thanks to Hallie trans Helicopters by the way for putting this.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Would you rather to get it? Bloody awesome?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
The Hdarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kizy Ellison.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Monday afternoon.
The time is exactly nine minutes to six o'clock. And
I tell you what, Mogi, it was actually really nice
meeting up with you fellows on Saturday night and having
we had a quiet beer together, didn't we before? We
do it before the boxing, and it's just nice for
(31:47):
the three of us because Pugs was there, of course,
to have that sort of bonding time and then to
go through that whole experience. I mean it was seriously
a really entertaining night watching live boxing, meeting a lot
of backbones and you know that sort of stuff. The
food was exceptional, but I mean, like it's work though,
(32:07):
isn't it. You know you're gonna be there with the winner.
It's just a thing, Kesy. It didn't didn't feel like
it felt like just Threetes hanging out having a good
old time, you know what I mean? Actually five mates
when you include the winners. Yeah, John O and Freddy. Freddy,
they were good bass.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
They would have been gutted that old Kezy wasn't there
though it didn't come up, It wasn't mentioned. Yeah, because
obviously I was down in christ Church and I was
just pissing down on Samon and it was the first
time I've sort of had just the hint of sort
of fomo fear of missing out foo fomo, fear of
missing fear of missing out mogi, which is which is
(32:46):
when you know, you guys are for the first time
doing this cool thing and old Keysy's not there, you know,
And usually he's the Gluey's in the middle, he's the
one making everything happen and bringing everyone together.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
But for the first time, I wasn't there, and I
was getting just a hint of fomo. Right when you
guys went away to the act that time and I
didn't go. You know, Covid fell apart. Well, I didn't
know that at the time, and I just shut up
and got on with it, you know. Yeah, you can't
be at everything. That's how Jase. You didn't miss anything.
You didn't want to miss the boxing on That was
(33:16):
the night of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Absolutely, man. And it's just nice to hang out with
Pagsan and that sort of environment and John O and
Freddy and just relaxed. Yeah, And it's I don't know
what it is. There's something about your sitting here. You're
really comfortable. It's really nice set up. These beautiful people everywhere.
The boxing's going on, they bring you food, just continuous.
I'll tell you what. Really enjoyed those sliders at the
(33:38):
end of the night. They really they really hit the
mark beef and chicken. You would have loved them easier,
you would have.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Loved them the most. Yeah, but you were there, you're
in christ Chitch. What we're doing in christ Church? Oh,
there was family time with my wife's family.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
The worst kind of family. Yes, yes, you said you
had to play golf with know I played family father
in law.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You were saying if here that he is an absolute
flog of a bloke.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
And that he.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
That he threw he threw his golf clubs and had
a real tanty, which was funny because we were talking
about that the other day, how we can't stand playing
golf for people to take it too seriously.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
And I was secretly like hoping he was listening, because
that's what he does, you know. Yeah, but it wasn't
that good because it actually rained till he stopped halfway around.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But what was also fun about the night, of course,
because they didn't end there. Yeah. Well, Moggie of course
had his party to go to the party. Yeah, his
wife the after party. The bugs go to the wrap party,
because if there's that loves wrapping it up. Because we
didn't go, Mogi came with us for an hour and
a half before he went to the after We went
(34:48):
to a club. I had a bit of a boogie
and I tell you what, old Pugsarm was cutting some shapes.
That's for sure what was crazy about it. I don't
like queues.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
When we get there, and of course every bastard from
this event is there's all the way down the block
and the bounce of spots. Whatdy J is like up
to the front, made up to the front, and then
we get up to the front and he's like, oh
my god, is it pug Son?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. He hadn't spotted pug so now
he hadn't seen pug Son of him.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He's so blown away by a haughty ja because Houghty
J was wearing his jacket with his tight jeans and
pink shirt on underneath, and he's like, man, you are
looking good. Wow, And then he had Pugsn. Yeah it
was in Pugsn. Nobody can pull it off. Pug Son
turns up he's wearing a kimono.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, it's just it was this is I'll tell you
what the only disappointment. It wasn't really a disappointment. I
went a good on you, your massive legend, pugsn Yeah,
of course you know he's cutting the shapes on the
dance floor there, and boy, people were taking notice, particularly
given that he was wearing his kimono. Yeah, the whole
night to him.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And then about forty five minutes and he came up
to him in houghdy JLD, pug Son's got to go.
Did he say it like that? Yeah? Yeah, no, wow,
A few a few people. Yeah, Well, I mean I
went out to the mate's house for dinner and I
han't sentim. Why would you have? We's got fish and chips.
(36:12):
Just on the tix through right now three four eight three.
What are you having for dinner? You can win a
fifty one night day about Chip the.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
At four on Radio Hodkey can you talk please, Jason,
I'm just waiting for the end of it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Key, He's still going, Man, yeez, you're am patient to professional?
Would I talk over the top of it as it's
fading out there? But I think Jason has got more
respect for the music than that. Thanks man. Right now
it's time for you. Hey, guys, text here from Steve.
What's the New Zealand with me? Ki? Yeah? Look well
(36:52):
I did ask Pugsun to write the list of stuff.
He's clearly not done it. Again, we didn't phase it out.
He's too busy making video. Is making me look bad,
you know what I'm saying, because he's making you look bad. Yeah,
from stealing so far? But what are the people running
with today? Keezy?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
For those just joining, this is a segment where you
text and what you're having for dinner on three four
eight three I read it out and then the guy's dessert.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And that you might would have fiftied on a night
and day viout you. Yeah, but you could get abut
which is cool. Good day flowers.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Sarah here, Oh, Sarah Olma sounds like Sarah Olmer.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
She's having sausages, potatoes, carrots and peas.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's old school, man, that is real old school. That's
a falconcoction. Yeah, I'm not happy with that at all. Now,
Sarah Olmer, you need to wake up. It's twenty twenty four.
For God's sake, wake up twenty years since she won
a medal, wasn't it Athens? Couldn't tell you? Yeah, I
can probably google that.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm not going to Sarah Olmer, I know as a
vet in tiawa moody ah yeah, what do you know?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
That?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah? That one right? Okay, that makes sense two thousand
and four, Athens Olympics. I was correct, Kezy one, well done, Keezy. Yes,
make a note of that, pog Son. Keezy got all right?
Thank you? What's the score on that? Hey, fella's bread here?
Oh my god. Bradley Cooper. Oh, Bradley Cooper. I saw
him in a movie being advertised the other day. God,
(38:21):
he's good looking, isn't he Bradley Cooper? Yes, I don't
like him. That's bread?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh good, I like him. Yeah, although I'm watching a
movie with heman at the moment. It's garbage Babylon. It's
called right, yes, having.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
A couple of hot dogs for tea with onions, cheese, tomato, sauce,
mustard and cracked pepper and lemon zest.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
The thing is he's got the kind of metabolism where
he can get away with that. He eat whatever he wants,
even at the age of sixty and he still boons
it off.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
He looks great. Yeah, yeah, but that's bread for you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I never thought he'd have hot dogs for tea hot
dig Get a fella's Rob here, Penny, Penny de Niro Schneider. Tonight,
I'm having pasta bake cheers pasta bate and that's from
Rob Schneider.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
What kind? Doesn't say the flavor boring? So pastor put
on the avender bake and just nothing on how foul.
Get a fella's tom Tomothy here, Tomothy, that's not the name.
Come on, come on, mate, let's be serious. Yea, if
you're not going to yeah, I'm sorry. I was trying
(39:31):
to impress you guys with a funny name called Tomothy.
I guess it just didn't really work. It didn't And
let's not go there again, all right, good fellas. Steven here,
Steven oh man on you. I went to school with
a guy called Steven. Really, I've got a cousin called
sta It's very common with the mum uh. Tonight tonight,
(39:57):
I'm having leak and potato soup with sourdo bri. I'm
not a fan of leak and potatoes. So because I
find that moogi the potatoes too grainy? Oh do you?
I don't like a picture. I don't like a flowery soup,
unlike my delicious, magnificent spicy chicken soup I made today. Yeah,
for my wife and child, so they didn't have to
(40:18):
make dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They say charity begins at home, and that's true with you,
isn't it? Because you steal things from charity and take
it home.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah. Actually, for those of joining us, Jason has stolen
a toilet from Belcanson's Yeland today And if you want
an update on that, Hodaky Big Show podcast comes out
at seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Good stuff the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Is indeed the Pixie's there on the radio. Hold ARKI
Big Show this Monday afternoon. Let's talk some TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah? Do we want to keep doing that? Well, I'm
going to take it seriously easy. I just think it
should be shorter and a bit less full on.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Sure, we'll have a chat about it because there the
things that I'd like to let go as well. Actually, Okay,
I watched What'll I watch? Into the Fire The Lost Daughter.
It's a true crime thing on Netflix. It's two parts,
and it's about a woman who, when she's sixteen, gives
up her child for adoption, and then when she she
(41:31):
wants to track it down when she's older, her daughter
to shack down her daughter and then finds out that
the daughter has been missing something like thirty years or
something like that. Wow, And it's a true story. It's
a true story, and then ultimately leads it down a
road and it ends up being Yeah, it's worth watching.
(41:54):
Let me put it that way. It's a great it's
a great yarn and this woman sort of goes on
a crusade and works out pretty quickly what she thinks
has happened.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
And yeah, worth watching. I like a bit of true crime.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yes, as song as it has doesn't drag out, you
know how they have a habit of dragging out, and
there's a little bit of dragging in this one. But
it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Was it scary? It's pretty It's pretty harroween. Okay, you know,
there's like, put it this way. I watched it by myself. Yeah,
my wife would hate that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Although a lot of women love the True Crime. Yes,
fans of the True Crime. Yes. My mum for example, Yeah,
loves that stuff, loves it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But I thought, no, well, we won't bother with that.
But a good ending in the end. But she was
some backbones out there.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Holy hell.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Do you see how he didn't spoil it? Jase, Yeah, sure,
he got close to it and he didn't spoil it.
So if you just keep that in mind for your review.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
But we do know it's a good ending. It's a
very good ending. Yeah. Great. I watched Chimp Crazy, which
is another documentary and it sounds like that one that
Keezer used to really love. There's about guys that are
crazy for chimps. Same thing. Well, it's very similar. It's
by the same director who'd made Lion Tiger King. Oh right,
(43:06):
Eric good and it's god, this was successful. Let's do
the same bit with monkey people. Yes, with monkey People,
and very much in the Tiger King kind of vein
very unusual characters with some serious issues who were obsessed
with chimps. Heaps of twists and turns, define the law
(43:29):
on the run, all sorts of grind crazy shit, and
there's a real twist in it. Too, which puts the
director at a real in a real dilemma. We're about
halfway through. It's quite good that that sounds like it
would be on Netflix. It's Netflix. Yeah, definitely crazy. Yeah,
it's it's quite intertime. But you know those characters, you go,
oh my god, yeah, oh my god, real people makes
(43:55):
you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I watched the third episode I was but delayed of
Sabatis ryl Oh. Yes week great, so the first there's
three episodes a week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so another one tonight.
Unfortunately I had been spoiled. I knew who was going home.
But the interesting thing was, for the first time ever,
someone goes okay because one team has to the captain
(44:17):
has to nominate someone from their team to go up
against someone from the other team, and the loser gets eliminated.
So it's fine, the whole team discussing who's going home
from the other team who should put up, But then
all of a sudden, you go, and now who wants
to face them? Yeah, and for the first time ever,
someone was like, yell, do right. I've never seen that
in like four or five seasons of watching that I
don't recall, and it was someone you guys know, So
(44:38):
I was like, oh wow, big bulls.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, you got to take it on, you know,
you gotta go. Yeah, I do that. But then if
you lose, you're gone straight away. Yeah, and then you're
gonna have a darry. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey Leny Crabbit.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
It's there on the radio Hot Arkey Big Show this
Monday after the Now Listen. This is very exciting stuff
news and New Zealand. So prick up your ears. The
Big Show, Big Proposal. I love marriage. Do you guys
love marriage? I love it, man, It's my favorite thing ever,
best decision I ever made. Mogi me too. So our
(45:21):
good friends at Diamonds on Richmond, right, we've been close
for a long time, really with them? Or do you're worried?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
No, Diamonds on Richmond, that's right.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
So they came to us and they're like, hey, Big Show,
I love what you guys do. Let's get married in
like a promotional sense, yes, And we.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Were like, yeah, I do. Let's collab together.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, And so what we decided to do is there
are a lot of people listening to the station who
maybe drag the chain a wee bit. Maybe they are
at a certain point in the relationship where a lot
of people are thinking, hmmm, when's this going to happen? Yeah,
that's the thing, But there are various things that could
sort of hold that process up. One could be you're
too nervous. Another one could be a financial situation.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sure, so we have teamed up. The Big Show.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Big Proposal is going to solve both of those issues
for you. Is a chance for you to win a
ten thousand dollars engagement ring sust out courtesy of Diamonds
on Richmond. Plus the Big Show will help you actually
organize and execute the proposal.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
So good man, it may be that you think we're
best off there staying well out of it. Then we'll
take that into consideration as well. It's whatever you want
that should be made clear. Keysy, Yeah, they might want
us to keep our distance.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Absolutely, you just thinking yes, and then we figure out
a way that we can help you. And I just
want to repeat that again. A ten thousand dollar ring,
diamond engagement ring, diamond engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Can I say that that's going to rest? It is
going to impress. And the great thing about as.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, you get it for free. Unbelievable. You don't have
to pay for it, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Right, ten thousand dollars can go towards your wedding or
just not an engagement ring. It's a win chunk of
change and it's a win.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
We there's a win.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Let's say you've saved, you're starting to save, and you've
got your halfway there. All of a sudden you get
one for free.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
You spend the rest of that money on something sick,
like an electric guitar or a fat tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
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Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Well, do you got your air bastards into your Monday show?
Done and dusted? Quiet one for you tonight? Maybe Magie.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I reckon, Man, I'm gonna have a little bit of
a feed and then I'm going to have a bit
of Telly.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, I've started a movie and it's going to take
a while to get through it. I think it's already
horrendously boring.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Sure, yeah, what about you, Kesy, What do you have
to apart from helping me get the toilet in my car?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Have you get the toilet? Put that in your car?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
There, and then I'll go home my wife and I
watch tonight's episode of Slippery Trees or Island, and then
I'll do everything I can to sort of speed up
her going to bed. Yeah, you know, but yawning, getting
her to catch the yawn sure, and then you know,
you know, putting stuff in your tea, in that.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Sugar. You don't want to do sugar because that'll keep
her awake. Yeah yeah, you know right, and then she'll
go to sleep, and then I'll go on Live with
my mates. You know I didn't. I haven't mentioned this before,
but I think my wife. That's a big pause. Man
is a secret watcher of celebrity treasure island. Really, you know,
(49:11):
when you go and continue watching Hello Hello episode three,
watch it with it? You know why kiezy the kids,
I'm the biggest celebrity in New Zealand. They haven't asked me.
Until they ask me, then it's all bullshit. That's right
pretty much?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Man?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey what am I doing? Did you say? Now, Jays,
I'll get home, what are you doing with the stolen toilet?
My wife will go that that's the wrong one, and
I'll say, well, it's free, make it work and make
it work, and then you're going did you get all
the parts? And then my plumber will come tomorrow morning
(49:51):
and go have you did you get all the other
parts for it? And I'll go, oh, what are those?
Yeah that sounds right. But in the meantime, I made
another shop quality spicy chicken soup today, a bit of TV,
the nearly to bed and a good robust sleep for
old hoodie Jane nice Mane. Good stuff. Man, what did
you just signal to it? Don't worry about it. It's
(50:13):
all good talking about my great chicken soup. No, definitely not.
You said I know what you're doing. You're doing a compilation.
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The Big Show was Night and Day. Anytime is a
good time for a thick shake from night and Day.
Welcome this big heavy show. Indeed, Jason Heights night not
and oh good you're mad but since great to have
your company this Monday afternoon. It is the sixteenth of
September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
(00:23):
to the Big Show brought to you by Night Nay
Mogi austallion house.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a bee had a huge bloody weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Din.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We are out at the boxing to Doo's, to Do's,
to do's, We're out drinking to Doo's, to Doo's, to dooch.
We're lying on the couch all day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh god, oh yeah yeah of course.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mate, pick it up on Monday, keazy. You had a
big weekend to mate. Firstly, great jacket. Secondly, great hat
looking good man? How was Christ shirts? It was really good?
Oh nice Christ which was lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know, some quality family time, I'll be honest for
as we can get into this maybe nixt but first
time I've really experienced big show fomo sure, because you
guys had such a great evening at the old boxing there,
pugs and went along heaps people from the team went along,
you all the free drinks responsibly of cause and food,
and I did feel a wee bit left out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, so well we'll get into that in the first break.
But I'll tell you it wasn't that the first break,
the first break proper hello, it was. It was keasy,
a fascinating evening, my first time ever at a live fight,
and I found it fascinating in particularly of the crowd.
But I saw over the weekend you had a game
of golf. Yes, how was that, mate? How was your form?
(01:40):
Because we're going to have our first game soon, I hope.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, this week Jason and I are finally going to
play golf together. It's been months. It was terrible, first
time I'd played in four months. I was absolutely miless.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah yeah, right, But by the end of it, I
was ready to play again and again and again and again. Yeah.
I'm addicted. I've been driving my wife crazy mogi because
I bought my golf clubs and I've been walking around
the house with them all weekend doing fake swings and
She's like, oh God, here we go. You new obsession.
Have you got your padder in the hallway. Yeah, patter
in the hallway. I have bought some balls over the
weekend too, so that's good. I'm good to go. But listen,
(02:12):
do you get your wood out? I get my wood
out all the time. Listen, it's maggot Monday. Of course,
if you've got someone that's been a maggot over the weekend.
Text us three four eight three. Let's get into some tunes,
The Kings of Leon, the.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Whole Ache Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Is.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Indeed jed there on the radio Honikee Big Show this
Monday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock. I believe we
have a text on three four eight three for maggot Monday. Yeah,
it's a few.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Texts chase on three four eight three, people nominating their
maggots from the weekend and give themselves on the draw
for a fifty old nine day vouch. You're just gonna
skip those. Someone, here's just text through get a backbones.
A duck just flew past me, wondering if it's Hoidy Jay's.
It was brownish in color and it was doing poos.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Did it sound right? Is it your duck?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You had a bit of green in the wing, right, Yeah,
that's your house done. Yeah, yeah it was in the
large Ok so false alarmy, that's not Aidy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
J's good stuff, mate, good stuff. Now, as previously mentioned,
we went to the big fight on Sat. D Night
at the events centered down there at the vardupt and
I tell you what, I was one of the first
to arrive, actually Mogi, and I was very intimidated by
the fact that everyone that I saw that was waiting
outside was wearing a tuxedo. Right, So I immediately felt underdressed,
(03:27):
even though I looked great. Well did you wear a
suit while I wore a suit jacket and a sort
of pink shirt underneath it. Yeah, and those really tight
jeans that you know are not fashionable anymore, but they
still look great on me. Right. Ah. But I immediately went, oh, God,
maybe I'm underdressed here. But it was all fine. What
did you think of the evening? I found it fascinating.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I thought it was really great. I thought it was
I was concerned about the duration. Sure, doors open at
six first fight at six fifteen. Nick is not going
to be on until eleven o'clock at the earliest, but
it kind of flew a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It did. It did in the end, and that surprised me.
I like the setup.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was anticipating that there would be sort of the
corporate which is the tables, and then I thought that
there would be sort of a seated area for a
wider you know, for just people. That didn't Yeah, exactly,
I didn't do that. No, No, that was entirely corporate
tables and that's that was it. And yeah, and there
was all sorts of characters there.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I would we were table number sixty nine, coincidentally, and
one of the first things I noticed. There was no
rhyme or reason to the table numbering there. Absolutely, they
were all over the shop, so it took me a
while to find sixty nine. But what I did note
was just the rich variety of punters there. Okay, all
sorts of punters.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
When you say there's a rich variety of punters, and
then it was fascinating. Is it like when you say
a heart check is elegant? No, there was what would
you say? There was famous people? Kay, I think I
saw a Mills Mill was at the table. Leo McDonald,
A Parker, Carlos Alberg, there was lots of.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Lots of people like that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And then there's people that looked like they beat the
hell out of you looked at them the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Correct. There were people that you didn't want to mess
with keizy can I phrase it that way? With sort
of gold chains and you know, just stay out of
my way.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Local local personalities as well for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
A few wounders. Yeah, So yeah, it was was fascinating
in that respect, and the boxing was great. It's quite
a different buzz seeing live boxing. A few early knockouts,
a few controversial decisions in my mind, I thought, but
generally speaking, a very enjoyable evening.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We had the winners, of course on our table, and
there a couple of backbones young fellows there held themselves
together very admirably, I thought they did. They did, they
don't get smashed or anything like that. And there was
a bunch of other winners at the table. I think
there was some winners from the Hats Hats potentially Flavor yes,
and then a couple of other fellows and I don't
know where that maybe they were winners from News Talk ZB.
(06:00):
From what I could tell, they were boomers. They were
absolutely maggoted, and they were screaming out things as if
they were in the South standard a Warriors game as
opposed to a corporate event, you know what I mean,
Absolute felth, offensive, embarrassing, disgraceful, embarrassing themselves. And it was
(06:25):
an odd sort of thing to be involved with because
you wanted to slap them both, but you also didn't
want to be the table that started a fight, you
know what I mean. And so they was screaming out
and everybody else was sort of turning around and looking
at them and cringing. But they thought they were really funny.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Oh man, I wish I had that where I could
say anything think it was funny, you know what I mean,
even though it's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You know. The good thing about it is I could
see old Pugsan it was at another table, and I
gave him a bit of a wink. We've got a
bit of trouble here, Pugsn. So he just silently came
over and karate chopped both of them and knocked them
both out.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Really, yeah, it was something to It was just one
chop man, but bom one of my favorite things about
one of those guys. He's got go on.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Hard enough, smash them, you know, be the hell out
of them, get them on. My mother could hit harder
than that. Meanwhile, he was wearing a COVID mass the
entire time. Took a call from his wife who said,
I hope you're wearing your COVID mask. Don't worry, darling,
I'm wearing my COVID masters here back man. But interesting,
isn't it. Do you can listen to the show.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Apparently they do. They're saying they do, and their big
fans of Haughty Jay. So if you're listening out there,
just no a couple of less bottles of wine next time, phels.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah. God.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
But but at Black Sabbath there, and in fact, let
me say there was another couple there, young couple. They
left before the Nuka fight because these guys were so bad.
Oh god, So that should tell you something, but it
probably won't.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Kisey indeed, Black Sabbath there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes
past four four o'clock and all as well, And just
regarding the boxing on Saturday night, my old maid Magie
saw something so egregious, so appalling, so disgraceful, that he
(08:15):
felt it was important that we talk about it on
today showing and involved a colleague of ours who works
within this building. And I'll pass it over to you,
Magie to explain what happened.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Thanks mate. You know, I had to take myself off
to the bathroom when I was at the boxing on
the Saturday night there, and I took myself into the corner.
I like to get a corner urinal if I can
at all. It helps me with my stage front, which
I still suffer from even as a forty seven year old. Sure,
so I'm standing there, I'm just about getting it going,
and there's actually quite a lot of room at all
(08:50):
the other urinals, there's hardly anybody in the joint, and
all of a sudden mania Stuart comes in and takes
a position up directly at my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's a power move. I like that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I could have chosen from any other urinal, and
and I Stewart's with us. Good a mate, good afternoon gentlemen.
You and I thought he could have gone anywhere, but
he chose to come and stand next to me. And
just immediately start a yarn and try peeking around at
my downstairs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is this what you're heading him up about? That's not it?
Oh well, I mean I expect that from Maniah. Yeah.
But then I went over.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I went over to the sink and I was washing
my hands and Mania finished after me. And as I
was washing my hands, I saw him beline directly from
the urinal I was doing up his fly and just
headed straight out the door, didn't go near a base
and didn't wash his hands.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What a none of it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And I just thought we should bring him in here
and just see what kind of personal hygiene routine he's
actually running.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And can I just say, before Mania attempts to defend himself,
Maggie actually came up after that incident to our table
and explain the situation and said Mania's hands were literally
dripping with urine and so you know, it really wasn't disgraceful.
But man, the floor is yours mate.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
In my defense, the first part, I do have an
issue with Moggi. The bathrooms were packed for some reason.
Every cubicle the entire night was busy. People needed to
take dumps. It was strange. Two at a time, three
at a time. I saw a couple. So when I
went in the and the cubicles, I was the urinals themselves.
The bases were loaded there as well. I did pull
(10:29):
up right beside Moggi. I did have a yarn with him.
Did you try and look it off of some of
noggs downstairs?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I tried. I just couldn't say it. I was running
a good d.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
And so then I walked out and I looked up
and there were twice as many urinals. There were sinks.
The sinks were full. Minogue was really taking his time.
I think he was scrubbing underneath his nails, and so
I thought, you know what, I think I'm gonna get
away with this here.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I'm just gonna flag it. And as I walked out,
just pipe up. Oh god.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
So then I walked out, as you said, Jay's hands
dripping in urine. And who did I run into straightaway?
Pug Son? Oh okay, that good to see it. Goes
in for the handshake, Yeah, did you shake it?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah? Well it would be rude not too, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
He was like, oh, your hands are when you last
I might just been to the bathroom and he would
have thought that meant you just.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Washed your hair, but it wasn't. But I've got to
say Mini's defense, those bogs or night were jammed. It
was an absolute night mere. The first time I went
in there, there was a massive queue and I was like,
really needing to do wheeze. So I can understand you
wanted to get in them get out quickly. But you've
done your wheeze. The anxiety and pressure of that was over,
(11:41):
so you had plenty of relaxed time to cleanse your
fealth and you chose not to know. I just said there,
and I looked at it.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I waited for a second, and I say, oh, you
know what, bugger, I think I'm going to get away
with this.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I my sort of feeling when it comes to washing
your hands is the more beers you have, the less
need there is to wash.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Now?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Was that being served as I walked back out of
the bathroom, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
But I think the issue you made was it wasn't
that you didn't wash your hands, it was that you
did it in front of someone.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yes, on a radio show that has starved for content.
It's one hundred percent. And that's why I said to
them as well. I said, you'll get about half an
hour to this on Monday. Oh, thank you very much
for making that come true. The Big Show podcast audio
slave there on the radio, hold aky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time it's four forty seven. If you're
listening to the show, good on you, massive backbone. We
(12:29):
appreciate it, damn straight, we do, hey fellas. Over the
weekend there obviously we went to the boxing Jase Yes,
but my wife I also.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Had a shindig on she had a shindig. She works
on film, and they had a what they call a
wrap party. Yes when they say it's a rap rap,
so I actually say that. So they have a rap party.
That's cool, even though they still got about a week
and a half a shoot to go. And so I
thought I'll go along to that, and my wife was
actually it's not really like her, but she was like,
(13:00):
I am going to have I'm having a biggin yeah.
And of course you'd sort of marked this out for
me a couple of months ago. And then also what
was going on is the day after so Sunday yesterday,
my daughter had a kid's birthday party to head along to.
So I was like yeah, sweet airs, you get out there,
you fill your boots, no wherries at all.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'll stay home. Happy days. But then a.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Little while after that, it was decided that the boxing
was going to be on, and I thought, well, if
the boxing is going to be on and we're going
to be going to it, I'd quite like to meet
up with the wife afterwards, because there's not too often
an occasion, Jace, where you get to go out on
a bender with your wife, so she's actually keen to
go on a bender. Often times you'll find yourself on
a bender and your wife's at home.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, by yourself. That's generally how it goes on the
bend without the frosty reaction exactly. And so I.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Love partying with my wife, and so I was like, well,
I'd better get involved in that. So I went along.
We were the last ones there at party. My wife's
trying to drum up after party. Yeah yeah, And fortunately
we couldn't find anything going on, so that was all good.
Went home going about four o'clock in the morning. And
(14:11):
the great thing about having kids, Jason, is I don't
know that you've been out all night drinking responsibly very
can I say, really? Responsibly, responsible, so responsibly. It was
unbelievable how responsible we'll have been. And your kid doesn't
know you. Kid still walks into the bedroom at six am. Yes,
and you're not at your best.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You're still wearing your suit. Yeah, not at your best.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And so then I had to take my daughter to
this birthday party, which was a forty five minute drive
to get to this birthday party. It was starting at
eleven am, and I just started thinking to myself, is this.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Do we really need? She's had a lot of parties.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Here's been a lot of parties, And I was trying
to the key is trying to sell your wife on?
Obviously I've made, I've made. I'm the one that's made
the commitment that I was going to do it. Yes,
my wife has got no obligation here whatsoever. She doesn't
have to bail me out. Yes, this is entirely on
my shoulders. She wants both of you out of the
house and she does absolutely, And so I just I
(15:18):
was thinking to myself, how am I going to sell
it to her? And I just said, this is the thing, babe,
our daughter comes first every single day of the year. Yeah,
do you think there's anything wrong with us putting ourselves first,
(15:39):
just this one day, and that seemed to do the trick.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It actually worked.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
She was like, well, you can tell her you can
break her heart, and so I was that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Sweet, was there's no worries, assure.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So I went and said to her birthday I said,
mom and dad are not feeling very well did it,
so we're probably.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Not going to make this birthday party?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And she was like oh, And I said, but I'm
going to get you an ice cream and she's like, yeah,
isn't that what you said? Yeah, yeah, totally fine, totally fine.
So it was sweet, and I spent the rest of
the day on the couch like an absolute sack of Yes,
I haven't done that far.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I can't tell you how long it might be. It
might be years. Yeah, God, it was good. Does this
mean this player is going to be coming into action? Nana? Huge?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You can't You can't break a kid's heart. Well I
didn't break a heart at all, actually, but you can
guarantee that the other parents will start talking. And I
did text to the parent of the of the kid
who's party it was and tell them what was going on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, that your wife has massively hungover and just couldn't be.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I just apologized on her behalf because it was disgraceful.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
The Whole Archy.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's a big guns Roses there on the Dio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon. Plenty plenty coming up after
five o'clock, including me asking you fellers for a bit
of a favor. Oh cool, so you're teasing asking us
to do you a favor? Yeah? Sweet?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And more exciting news for the audience. At least, it
is your first opportunity to get yourself in the draw
for Would you rather either Hally fishing with three of
your mates or hally Golf that'll be happening after five
to two.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, there's so much going on. Why would you ever
tune out of this stage? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
No, stay tuned The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodiarchy. Yeah,
welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your Monday is
going along ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Night. Look, if we're not going to
take this serious anymore than Sorry, let's try to go
(17:54):
lower and I just could. This is a very serious
thing and that was just a bomber. Sorry, not do
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our sponsor. Yeah, sorry, Jas won't have it again. Speaking
of night, any specials going on at the moment, easy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They just emailed me to say, hey, don't forget anytimes.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
A good time for a milkshake?
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got a cold. Apart from there,
we're gonna do this. You can also get thick shakes
or super thick shakes. They're actually really good for a cold.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. Actually, funnily enough, got one on Sunday after I
went fishing. A super thick shok. Right, man, suck it hard?
Did you.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
One stage you had your rod now I know I'd
put my rod away. Yeah, and then I've got to
super thick Yeah? Nice? Nice? Did you get any food? Nah?
Just what? This is the thing about a super thick shake.
It's like it's like the Guinness Yeah milkshake. It kind
of fills you out, it does. What flavor? Got a
massive headache because I was sucking so hard. Yeah, yes,
(19:05):
what flavor?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Pardon, ah's a tune? There's a she hud? Sure is the.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So good a peel jam It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Always chills me out. Fellows, I need a favor. You're
on the Hurdacke Big Show, brought to you by Night
and Day. It's them in. It's past five, fellas, I
need a favor. What's that, Jase? I need you to
help me steal a toilet? Yeah? Sure, right from from
the radio Hodaki officers, you're a call all the listeners
(19:42):
made a little while back, we supported Balcanton, New Zealand.
We did a show from the Empire in the corner
there where we all sat on toilet. Are you talking
about a day in lou A day in lou it
was called, And so we ended up strangely enough, with
about six or seven toilets. You're sitting randomly in our office.
I don't know that they're ever going to move, and
I don't think and as you know, I'm going to
(20:04):
be on Sweet Done and we're buying a toilet, and
they said, hang on a moment. We've got about eight
of the bases at Radio Hodak. He will just steer
one of those ones mm hm. And then and then
I said, well, how am I going to get into
the car because it's a heavy bastard. And then my
wife had an amazing suggestion. She said, what you could
do is get the fellers to help you lift it
(20:26):
into the car and old pugs and can make some
content out of that, make like a content video. And
I went, that's actually very well done by her to
use that manetulation.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, so you don't think this opens a sort of
dangerous Pandora's box of people getting us to do stuff
but then just getting pugs to film it. So it's content,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Quite possibly. I mean I don't know how you guys
go with your partners, whether they suggest anything for content
for our shape.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
She's made some strong rep commentations about what I shouldn't
be using for content likewise.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah that In fact, there's a really funny thing last
night involving my fun account, which I've been told I'm
not allowed to mention on it at say yeah, yeah,
and the dry cake. Yeah, that's right. There's certain things
we can't talk. Yeah, but you continue to do so, Yeah,
that's right. But I but I just sort of wondered
because I've got some strapping their keysy. And this is
(21:22):
the other thought that I had, Mogi Keysy's a problem solver.
Muster fixed it. They call no, if you've got a problem,
give old keys.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
We're going to do a new sigma. Actually, yes, the problem,
Muster fixed it. You tell me your problems, I'll fix
it for you. So all you want to do there
is no look, Jase, I see what you're doing. You're
manipulating me like your wife did. Well.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It's really funny because whenever I talk about anything technical
or practical keys, he's always like he gets this look
in his heart.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
And it's like now it just cannot help himself. It's
a red rig to a ball, it's a moth to
a flame. This is opportunity of things beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Upon a time strength.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
For example, I could have really, you know, started piped
up there when you call it strapping rather than tie downs.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I didn't. I just sat back and I let
it go. It's the strapping from my sex wing. But
can I just say, I really appreciate that quality in you, Kiezy.
I think it's a really admirable thing. He does it
really well. You do it really well, and you help
people out, and I think that's a great god man.
(22:31):
That is such a good thing to have. And you
in your sort of quiver.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
A quiver like what you put arrows in. Yeah, you're
an exactly Okay, I'm sold. I'm in, Mogi, you canna help? No,
I'll be honest with you. The thing about this is
we want it to be great content. Right, We're going
to get PIGSN to record this.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't see how Jace sort of getting us to
come along and use our physical strength to put things
into his car is going to be better content than
watching Jay struggle under the weight of three items that
weigh a total of fifteen kilos.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that would be better content. Well,
I was thinking, because you guys are such units that
you lifted up and I'll do the swipey and I'll
swipe you out of the building, all right? Should we
do that in this next no songs?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Actually, Mogi, you're right, we need to do it's best
for content, which I think is Jace lifts the toilet out,
we film him, and we put it in your car,
and then each of us goes weezing it and then
you drive off.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I reckon. That's good content. That's good content. As long
as we get it in the car, fellows, you can go.
You can fill your boots with weez really, yeah, you
want to fill your boot? Fill your boot with here's the.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Cranbriefing the Darky Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Tune in on Radio t Rex there on the Radio
hod Aki Big Show this Monday afternoon. But breaking new,
this is breaking news. We've also got pugs in the studio.
By the way, Hello for this breaking zom Hi Is
that the breaking news? Yeah? Okay, oh, some more breaking
news just came in though. This is breaking news.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
So Jas, I understand you're looking to take one of
those toilets and you're hoping to get a bit of
help from Keysy and I get.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That out to the car. Therefore, have for some content, man,
if you could. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
So I've just seen on the Bow Canton, New Zealand
Instagram posted six hours ago. It's been brought to my
attention by the Honorable pants Man. Bid on a bog
and support Bow Cancer New Zealand. Help us raise vital
funds by bidding on this Plumbing World in z Lou
which has hosted interviews with a lineup of famous buns
during the radiohodeche n z Day and lou to fundraiser.
Retailing at six hundred and seventeen dollars, The starting price
(24:46):
is ten dollars. This could be yours, with all proceeds
going to support Kiwi's living with bow cancer. The auction
ends this Thursday. There are four toilets up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Wow. Yeah, Well, like I was saying to the fellows,
I want to steal it, and that's the favorite that
I was asking. Hang on, fellow Jack, can you help
me steal the toilet?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Jace, Yes, there's literally you could probably bid on it
right now, get it for cheap support Bell Cancer New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you're choosing to steal from a chair right now?
Well twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I don't think Jays that you're going to get it
any cheaper than free, which is what you're going to
get it for if you steal it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Not only if you steal it, I've got to get
it plumbed in and stuff. You're right, no, that's what
I'm saying. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know you've got enough expenses to cover without having
to pay for the toilet as well. And I also
think that if you're waiting for the auction to end,
there's days away, you're plumbing. See you tomorrow, right, yes,
too late? Yeah, so you just got a way of
up you know? Am I stealing the money from the
Cancer Foundation New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're right.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Day in Luay you showed your support and all that.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well did you? Well? I gave up my time, very
freely time, and you donated, if I remember correctly, three
dollars text three times. Actually it's nine bucks. Yes, yes,
you definitely did not. Because the situation is, don't just
plow on. I've been begging on relentlessly about this to
(26:18):
the staff, going what's the story here with these what's
going on? We're raising money for charity and everyone's yet
I know they're just going to be sitting here for
the next ten years. Okay, Well I'll tell you what
I'll do. I'll go on and I'll bet on it.
Why did a big sniffer for saying that way? You
smiling like that? Are your fingers crossed? But thanks for
(26:42):
pointing that out. Actually, Paksan, that's good to know, well,
because I actually said to the bos, I said, now look,
I'm happy to give some money for these for this.
By the way, noj hoody j no need, make no need.
He doesn't speak like that. He does to me easy
when you're stalking to a legend. So here's what you
(27:03):
have to do. If you still want to steal one
of the toilets, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't want any part of it. I don't want
anything to do with it, because there's stealing from a charity.
Now I draw the line somewhere. But you're also gonna
have to get in touch with beal Canson New Zealand
and let them know that it's now an auction for
three toilets, and they'll probably get less donations as ye.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, well we'll see what the donations turn out to be.
An album? Oh take that you're going to steal a regardless.
I am absolutely disgusted in you. What sway along with
this atrocious setup. It's not a setup, it's just what happened.
(27:47):
It's a coincidence.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Yeah, And I'll sleep pretty comfortably knowing that I'm not
taking donations from Kiwi's Living with Bow cancer.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But you'll help me load it up.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, sure, yes, the Big Show with j and Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy Radio Horeki.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Would you rather helly fishing or helly golf?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Let's find out what this crazy Zealander would choose.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Good A Cambell, your mad bastard. How's life.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Mate? Would you rather helly fishing or
helly golf? Campbell?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I think I'm gonna have to lock in the golf.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, fear cool, man, fear cool.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
If you win the prize, it'll be you and three
mates hitting to the west coast of Auckland, Moody waye
golf links, helicopter flights, green fees, golf carts and a
free round.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Of beers and burgers. Hell, that'll be a good day
a Campbell. Yeah, just helicopter you and and a few beers.
He said, Hey, stay on the line and our old
mates pug on in studio. We'll show you up. Get
a Jordan, your mad basket? How's life? Oh good? Thanks
to your bag bone. How are you? Yeah good? Thanks?
Good weekend, Jordan, Oh it was perfect. Mates with the
(29:00):
kids and wife. Well, no regrets, brother, No regreats. What
a massive backburn. Now helly fishing, Holly golfing there, Jordan's
it's got to be helly fishing all.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Day, right, So Jordan, if you win this, it'll be
you and three mates catching some snapper, k Hawaii kingfish
and the hoduck. You golf off the rocks, great Barrier Island,
all the gear, top quality reels, rods, tackle, bait bags.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right, the bloody good mate, Sandeline and Puck so
be we'll look after you. Get a reading your mad
bastard Hou's life. It's not too rare thing. That's good,
that's good. What do you do for a crust win?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh no, let's not go there, passed your passed?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Can you recall this show you're back. You're going to
tell us what you do for a crash and that's
just how it goes.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Public public servant. Yeah nice, there's more to the story there.
When Hellee fishing or Hallie golf, I'm picking fishing for you. Yeah, yeah,
you got it too, yeah man, okay, will you stay
on the line as well. Hugs and studio Bill look
(30:14):
after your good luck'n thanks mate, good on you.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Hey, Ja's just the way you're saying, pug Son lately,
I just think you just need it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's very you need to dial it back.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And I've got the alarm ready, but I'm not going
to play it all right, but just try and keep
things on track.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I didn't sort of notice that that's the thing people
tend not to.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, right, Yeah, it's like ingrained, you know what I mean.
I'm just feeling a bit under pressure generation with my
rampant racism and my stealing charity goods.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know I'm feeling and all the elegant people that
you watch out the window.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yes, what do we go into next? Man? What song
is that? There's none of your bees wax keysy? What
Jason needed? What song was it? Man? You need to
throw to it? Why? Just because that's how radio David Bowie,
what's the song? I don't know? Look at it? Oh China?
(31:10):
I told you? Sorry, man, my bad Hey book.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Thanks to Hallie trans Helicopters by the way for putting this.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Would you rather to get it? Bloody awesome?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
The Hdarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kizy Ellison.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Monday afternoon.
The time is exactly nine minutes to six o'clock. And
I tell you what, Mogi, it was actually really nice
meeting up with you fellows on Saturday night and having
we had a quiet beer together, didn't we before? We
do it before the boxing, and it's just nice for
(31:47):
the three of us because Pugs was there, of course,
to have that sort of bonding time and then to
go through that whole experience. I mean it was seriously
a really entertaining night watching live boxing, meeting a lot
of backbones and you know that sort of stuff. The
food was exceptional, but I mean, like it's work though,
(32:07):
isn't it. You know you're gonna be there with the winner.
It's just a thing, Kesy. It didn't didn't feel like
it felt like just Threetes hanging out having a good
old time, you know what I mean? Actually five mates
when you include the winners. Yeah, John O and Freddy. Freddy,
they were good bass.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
They would have been gutted that old Kezy wasn't there
though it didn't come up, It wasn't mentioned. Yeah, because
obviously I was down in christ Church and I was
just pissing down on Samon and it was the first
time I've sort of had just the hint of sort
of fomo fear of missing out foo fomo, fear of
missing fear of missing out mogi, which is which is
(32:46):
when you know, you guys are for the first time
doing this cool thing and old Keysy's not there, you know,
And usually he's the Gluey's in the middle, he's the
one making everything happen and bringing everyone together.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
But for the first time, I wasn't there, and I
was getting just a hint of fomo. Right when you
guys went away to the act that time and I
didn't go. You know, Covid fell apart. Well, I didn't
know that at the time, and I just shut up
and got on with it, you know. Yeah, you can't
be at everything. That's how Jase. You didn't miss anything.
You didn't want to miss the boxing on That was
(33:16):
the night of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Absolutely, man. And it's just nice to hang out with
Pagsan and that sort of environment and John O and
Freddy and just relaxed. Yeah, And it's I don't know
what it is. There's something about your sitting here. You're
really comfortable. It's really nice set up. These beautiful people everywhere.
The boxing's going on, they bring you food, just continuous.
I'll tell you what. Really enjoyed those sliders at the
(33:38):
end of the night. They really they really hit the
mark beef and chicken. You would have loved them easier,
you would have.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Loved them the most. Yeah, but you were there, you're
in christ Chitch. What we're doing in christ Church? Oh,
there was family time with my wife's family.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
The worst kind of family. Yes, yes, you said you
had to play golf with know I played family father
in law.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You were saying if here that he is an absolute
flog of a bloke.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
And that he.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
That he threw he threw his golf clubs and had
a real tanty, which was funny because we were talking
about that the other day, how we can't stand playing
golf for people to take it too seriously.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
And I was secretly like hoping he was listening, because
that's what he does, you know. Yeah, but it wasn't
that good because it actually rained till he stopped halfway around.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But what was also fun about the night, of course,
because they didn't end there. Yeah. Well, Moggie of course
had his party to go to the party. Yeah, his
wife the after party. The bugs go to the wrap party,
because if there's that loves wrapping it up. Because we
didn't go, Mogi came with us for an hour and
a half before he went to the after We went
(34:48):
to a club. I had a bit of a boogie
and I tell you what, old Pugsarm was cutting some shapes.
That's for sure what was crazy about it. I don't
like queues.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
When we get there, and of course every bastard from
this event is there's all the way down the block
and the bounce of spots. Whatdy J is like up
to the front, made up to the front, and then
we get up to the front and he's like, oh
my god, is it pug Son?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. He hadn't spotted pug so now
he hadn't seen pug Son of him.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He's so blown away by a haughty ja because Houghty
J was wearing his jacket with his tight jeans and
pink shirt on underneath, and he's like, man, you are
looking good. Wow, And then he had Pugsn. Yeah it
was in Pugsn. Nobody can pull it off. Pug Son
turns up he's wearing a kimono.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, it's just it was this is I'll tell you
what the only disappointment. It wasn't really a disappointment. I
went a good on you, your massive legend, pugsn Yeah,
of course you know he's cutting the shapes on the
dance floor there, and boy, people were taking notice, particularly
given that he was wearing his kimono. Yeah, the whole
night to him.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
And then about forty five minutes and he came up
to him in houghdy JLD, pug Son's got to go.
Did he say it like that? Yeah? Yeah, no, wow,
A few a few people. Yeah, Well, I mean I
went out to the mate's house for dinner and I
han't sentim. Why would you have? We's got fish and chips.
(36:12):
Just on the tix through right now three four eight three.
What are you having for dinner? You can win a
fifty one night day about Chip the.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
At four on Radio Hodkey can you talk please, Jason,
I'm just waiting for the end of it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Key, He's still going, Man, yeez, you're am patient to professional?
Would I talk over the top of it as it's
fading out there? But I think Jason has got more
respect for the music than that. Thanks man. Right now
it's time for you. Hey, guys, text here from Steve.
What's the New Zealand with me? Ki? Yeah? Look well
(36:52):
I did ask Pugsun to write the list of stuff.
He's clearly not done it. Again, we didn't phase it out.
He's too busy making video. Is making me look bad,
you know what I'm saying, because he's making you look bad. Yeah,
from stealing so far? But what are the people running
with today? Keezy?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
For those just joining, this is a segment where you
text and what you're having for dinner on three four
eight three I read it out and then the guy's dessert.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And that you might would have fiftied on a night
and day viout you. Yeah, but you could get abut
which is cool. Good day flowers.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Sarah here, Oh, Sarah Olma sounds like Sarah Olmer.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
She's having sausages, potatoes, carrots and peas.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's old school, man, that is real old school. That's
a falconcoction. Yeah, I'm not happy with that at all. Now,
Sarah Olmer, you need to wake up. It's twenty twenty four.
For God's sake, wake up twenty years since she won
a medal, wasn't it Athens? Couldn't tell you? Yeah, I
can probably google that.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm not going to Sarah Olmer, I know as a
vet in tiawa moody ah yeah, what do you know?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
That?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah? That one right? Okay, that makes sense two thousand
and four, Athens Olympics. I was correct, Kezy one, well done, Keezy. Yes,
make a note of that, pog Son. Keezy got all right?
Thank you? What's the score on that? Hey, fella's bread here?
Oh my god. Bradley Cooper. Oh, Bradley Cooper. I saw
him in a movie being advertised the other day. God,
(38:21):
he's good looking, isn't he Bradley Cooper? Yes, I don't
like him. That's bread?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh good, I like him. Yeah, although I'm watching a
movie with heman at the moment. It's garbage Babylon. It's
called right, yes, having.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
A couple of hot dogs for tea with onions, cheese, tomato, sauce,
mustard and cracked pepper and lemon zest.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
The thing is he's got the kind of metabolism where
he can get away with that. He eat whatever he wants,
even at the age of sixty and he still boons
it off.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
He looks great. Yeah, yeah, but that's bread for you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I never thought he'd have hot dogs for tea hot
dig Get a fella's Rob here, Penny, Penny de Niro Schneider. Tonight,
I'm having pasta bake cheers pasta bate and that's from
Rob Schneider.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
What kind? Doesn't say the flavor boring? So pastor put
on the avender bake and just nothing on how foul.
Get a fella's tom Tomothy here, Tomothy, that's not the name.
Come on, come on, mate, let's be serious. Yea, if
you're not going to yeah, I'm sorry. I was trying
(39:31):
to impress you guys with a funny name called Tomothy.
I guess it just didn't really work. It didn't And
let's not go there again, all right, good fellas. Steven here,
Steven oh man on you. I went to school with
a guy called Steven. Really, I've got a cousin called
sta It's very common with the mum uh. Tonight tonight,
(39:57):
I'm having leak and potato soup with sourdo bri. I'm
not a fan of leak and potatoes. So because I
find that moogi the potatoes too grainy? Oh do you?
I don't like a picture. I don't like a flowery soup,
unlike my delicious, magnificent spicy chicken soup I made today. Yeah,
for my wife and child, so they didn't have to
(40:18):
make dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They say charity begins at home, and that's true with you,
isn't it? Because you steal things from charity and take
it home.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah. Actually, for those of joining us, Jason has stolen
a toilet from Belcanson's Yeland today And if you want
an update on that, Hodaky Big Show podcast comes out
at seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Good stuff the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Is indeed the Pixie's there on the radio. Hold ARKI
Big Show this Monday afternoon. Let's talk some TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah? Do we want to keep doing that? Well, I'm
going to take it seriously easy. I just think it
should be shorter and a bit less full on.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Sure, we'll have a chat about it because there the
things that I'd like to let go as well. Actually, Okay,
I watched What'll I watch? Into the Fire The Lost Daughter.
It's a true crime thing on Netflix. It's two parts,
and it's about a woman who, when she's sixteen, gives
up her child for adoption, and then when she she
(41:31):
wants to track it down when she's older, her daughter
to shack down her daughter and then finds out that
the daughter has been missing something like thirty years or
something like that. Wow, And it's a true story. It's
a true story, and then ultimately leads it down a
road and it ends up being Yeah, it's worth watching.
(41:54):
Let me put it that way. It's a great it's
a great yarn and this woman sort of goes on
a crusade and works out pretty quickly what she thinks
has happened.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
And yeah, worth watching. I like a bit of true crime.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yes, as song as it has doesn't drag out, you
know how they have a habit of dragging out, and
there's a little bit of dragging in this one. But
it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Was it scary? It's pretty It's pretty harroween. Okay, you know,
there's like, put it this way. I watched it by myself. Yeah,
my wife would hate that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Although a lot of women love the True Crime. Yes,
fans of the True Crime. Yes. My mum for example, Yeah,
loves that stuff, loves it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But I thought, no, well, we won't bother with that.
But a good ending in the end. But she was
some backbones out there.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Holy hell.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Do you see how he didn't spoil it? Jase, Yeah, sure,
he got close to it and he didn't spoil it.
So if you just keep that in mind for your review.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
But we do know it's a good ending. It's a
very good ending. Yeah. Great. I watched Chimp Crazy, which
is another documentary and it sounds like that one that
Keezer used to really love. There's about guys that are
crazy for chimps. Same thing. Well, it's very similar. It's
by the same director who'd made Lion Tiger King. Oh right,
(43:06):
Eric good and it's god, this was successful. Let's do
the same bit with monkey people. Yes, with monkey People,
and very much in the Tiger King kind of vein
very unusual characters with some serious issues who were obsessed
with chimps. Heaps of twists and turns, define the law
(43:29):
on the run, all sorts of grind crazy shit, and
there's a real twist in it. Too, which puts the
director at a real in a real dilemma. We're about
halfway through. It's quite good that that sounds like it
would be on Netflix. It's Netflix. Yeah, definitely crazy. Yeah,
it's it's quite intertime. But you know those characters, you go,
oh my god, yeah, oh my god, real people makes
(43:55):
you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I watched the third episode I was but delayed of
Sabatis ryl Oh. Yes week great, so the first there's
three episodes a week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so another one tonight.
Unfortunately I had been spoiled. I knew who was going home.
But the interesting thing was, for the first time ever,
someone goes okay because one team has to the captain
(44:17):
has to nominate someone from their team to go up
against someone from the other team, and the loser gets eliminated.
So it's fine, the whole team discussing who's going home
from the other team who should put up, But then
all of a sudden, you go, and now who wants
to face them? Yeah, and for the first time ever,
someone was like, yell, do right. I've never seen that
in like four or five seasons of watching that I
don't recall, and it was someone you guys know, So
(44:38):
I was like, oh wow, big bulls.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, you got to take it on, you know,
you gotta go. Yeah, I do that. But then if
you lose, you're gone straight away. Yeah, and then you're
gonna have a darry. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey Leny Crabbit.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
It's there on the radio Hot Arkey Big Show this
Monday after the Now Listen. This is very exciting stuff
news and New Zealand. So prick up your ears. The
Big Show, Big Proposal. I love marriage. Do you guys
love marriage? I love it, man, It's my favorite thing ever,
best decision I ever made. Mogi me too. So our
(45:21):
good friends at Diamonds on Richmond, right, we've been close
for a long time, really with them? Or do you're worried?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
No, Diamonds on Richmond, that's right.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
So they came to us and they're like, hey, Big Show,
I love what you guys do. Let's get married in
like a promotional sense, yes, And we.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Were like, yeah, I do. Let's collab together.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, And so what we decided to do is there
are a lot of people listening to the station who
maybe drag the chain a wee bit. Maybe they are
at a certain point in the relationship where a lot
of people are thinking, hmmm, when's this going to happen? Yeah,
that's the thing, But there are various things that could
sort of hold that process up. One could be you're
too nervous. Another one could be a financial situation.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sure, so we have teamed up. The Big Show.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Big Proposal is going to solve both of those issues
for you. Is a chance for you to win a
ten thousand dollars engagement ring sust out courtesy of Diamonds
on Richmond. Plus the Big Show will help you actually
organize and execute the proposal.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
So good man, it may be that you think we're
best off there staying well out of it. Then we'll
take that into consideration as well. It's whatever you want
that should be made clear. Keysy, Yeah, they might want
us to keep our distance.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Absolutely, you just thinking yes, and then we figure out
a way that we can help you. And I just
want to repeat that again. A ten thousand dollar ring,
diamond engagement ring, diamond engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Can I say that that's going to rest? It is
going to impress. And the great thing about as.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, you get it for free. Unbelievable. You don't have
to pay for it, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Right, ten thousand dollars can go towards your wedding or
just not an engagement ring. It's a win chunk of
change and it's a win.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
We there's a win.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Let's say you've saved, you're starting to save, and you've
got your halfway there. All of a sudden you get
one for free.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
You spend the rest of that money on something sick,
like an electric guitar or a fat tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You know what I mean? Ye ye yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
If you are keen, all right, get yourself from the drawer.
All you have to do is share your proposal plans.
Tell us how you think we could help out. Begel
small doesn't matter. We want to hear how you would
love to pop the question how to be involved into
now Joduki dot co dot in zid plus for everyone
that is actually thinking of get engaged at the moment.
We can actually help save you some money if you
use the promo code my wife before the twenty fifth
(47:37):
of October. There is a secret phrase which is my
wife with three eyes in it. They will pay the
GST for you. Diamonds on Richmond will change there and
Hodaki dot co dot inz for all the details. Get
involved and we could be helping you tie the knot.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
The whole Achy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Well, do you got your air bastards into your Monday show?
Done and dusted? Quiet one for you tonight? Maybe Magie.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I reckon, Man, I'm gonna have a little bit of
a feed and then I'm going to have a bit
of Telly.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, I've started a movie and it's going to take
a while to get through it. I think it's already
horrendously boring.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Sure, yeah, what about you, Kesy, What do you have
to apart from helping me get the toilet in my car?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Have you get the toilet? Put that in your car?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
There, and then I'll go home my wife and I
watch tonight's episode of Slippery Trees or Island, and then
I'll do everything I can to sort of speed up
her going to bed. Yeah, you know, but yawning, getting
her to catch the yawn sure, and then you know,
you know, putting stuff in your tea, in that.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Sugar. You don't want to do sugar because that'll keep
her awake. Yeah yeah, you know right, and then she'll
go to sleep, and then I'll go on Live with
my mates. You know I didn't. I haven't mentioned this before,
but I think my wife. That's a big pause. Man
is a secret watcher of celebrity treasure island. Really, you know,
(49:11):
when you go and continue watching Hello Hello episode three,
watch it with it? You know why kiezy the kids,
I'm the biggest celebrity in New Zealand. They haven't asked me.
Until they ask me, then it's all bullshit. That's right
pretty much?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Man?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey what am I doing? Did you say? Now, Jays,
I'll get home, what are you doing with the stolen toilet?
My wife will go that that's the wrong one, and
I'll say, well, it's free, make it work and make
it work, and then you're going did you get all
the parts? And then my plumber will come tomorrow morning
(49:51):
and go have you did you get all the other
parts for it? And I'll go, oh, what are those?
Yeah that sounds right. But in the meantime, I made
another shop quality spicy chicken soup today, a bit of TV,
the nearly to bed and a good robust sleep for
old hoodie Jane nice Mane. Good stuff. Man, what did
you just signal to it? Don't worry about it. It's
(50:13):
all good talking about my great chicken soup. No, definitely not.
You said I know what you're doing. You're doing a compilation.
I know what you're doing, but listen. Thanks for listening
to the show. Make sure you check up the Instagram account.
Also check out our podcast talk Remark So let it Bye.
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